Speaker 1: Made a decision pace Sonny sum On, I had a vision. Nice. Hey, everybody,
welcome to for crying out loud. Hey, that was a
good one. I loved it. I feel like we should
have a disclaimer on every show that just says, please
don't look to us for parenting advice.
Speaker 2: We're not listen, We're no role models. Okay, no, We're
just telling you what's going on.
Speaker 1: In our lives. I am never gonna be sitting on
a panel like giving expert parenting advice. I'm never Betsy
Brown Brawn is never going to ask me to come
speak with her. Whatever happened to Betsy? Is she still around?
Still going? Somebody sent me a thing recently saying like
that she was on a panel for something that yet
to pay to go see or speak. I what's she
gonna say? Don't call don't call your twins the twin right.
They all have to have their Independence Day. Independence Day
every day is July fourth. I have twins. You gotta
let them have their personal choices. If they want the
purple bowl, give them on their special day. Given the
purple bowl all other days. Fuck them. I get the
right one on their special day. Oh you better get
that Purple Bowls.
Speaker 2: Right, we should dig up one of those episodes. One
time we had to put up a best of We
should do the best of with Bessy Brown Brawn.
Speaker 1: I just remember you and I feeling very like like
we'd just been hit by a girl like headline, like
we're supposed to do what? Yeah? Yeah, we were like,
that was hard. We've got a lot of kids, Yep,
you gotta make it work. She was very tough on us,
really tough. Yeah, and did it help us not at all.
I don't know how we got through it, but we
got through it. Now we got teenagers, and I do
remember that we actually tried to use her parenting advice
at some points. I think we both It lasted like
a week, like they each got a special day, and
then we were like, oh hell yeah, and then we started
bagging on and then we both started not really wanting
her on the show. Right, Hey, guess what we get?
Bet we can get Triple B coming in in March.
We're like, I can't come in in March. We literally
have to have her on again. Do you remember? This
is like goes back to the very beginning of our
show and when Gary was producer Gary, and we had
we got from the Real Housewives. Jill, Oh, Jill, and
I forgot to come in. That's right. Oh my god,
I told you I forgot about that beast and didn't
show up. Oh my god. You started texting me. You
guys started You're like, oh, got where are you? Jill
Zarren's here. And I was like, I remember I was
coming out of the gym, and I felt like this
awful feeling and I was like, oh my god, I
think we'd changed the day. I know it was for her,
and I just it slipped my mind and I was like,
oh my god, I I'll get in the car right now.
And I was and I felt so bad, and I
was like, or you guys can just do it without me,
And you're like, I'll just interviewer. I don't even remember really,
she remember she took off her shirt. Yeah, she showed
me her boobs because she got a boob lift. She
was telling me to do that. I should do it.
It's worth it. She showed me her boobs like a
couple times because then I saw her New York.
Speaker 2: Went to dinner with her one time in New York. Right,
I don't know why. I just don't know. And she
was on Adam's show. Yeah, she was around like she
was trying to like her and Bobby, I guess we're
trying to do podcasting or something.
Speaker 1: Like everybody's always trying to start a podcast and then
you never hear about it again, right right, right. I
remember though, just those really early days. I know we
talked about this a lot, but when Kathy would have
a guest and I'd be like, like, is this author
or some book? But that was the one we hated,
and I was trying to hold it together during that guy.
The guy was like yelling at us like I don't
blow hard telling us, and I was like, the look
up on Amazon this guy's book ranking. It's like two
million in something, right, I was, and I wear in
it for us, and we were both sitting there going
uh huh uh huh. And he was being so rude
and talking about raising kids. Oh well, you you gotta
do this and you gotta do that, and we were like,
all right, you.
Speaker 2: Got to hit the bricks, dude, Like yeah, we were
like not again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then Gary, can you imagine but Gary was a
single kid and now he's like married with a kid.
Speaker 1: Now we got Kaylin who's married with two kids.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, like these guys that started off as young
little babies are now fathers.
Speaker 1: Kaylan, when you first started with us, were you just like,
what are these people toking you? Would you really.
Speaker 3: Think, uh, yeah, well pretty much. I mean you were
talking about just kids stuff, and I was like, oh,
you know, I don't need to pay attention to any
of this, and he's gonna happen to me. I'll just
see what's going on on Facebook or whatever.
Speaker 2: Being in Vegas at like with Kaylin at an event
and he was like hungover and tie. I mean, he's
just like a bachelor, no cares in the world, you know,
and we're talking about diapers and shit, and he's just
like any I got a cigarette, likes just he was
so different.
Speaker 1: But plus, in those days, we really I mean you
people think we complain now like we I mean, it
was every day was like trudging through like quicksand yeah me, yeah,
I just remember being on the edge of tears all
the time and you going, you on, your kids were
only five. I know, You're like, it's going to get better. Yeah,
so much better for me now, And I was like,
I just don't know they all they cry last night? Yes, yeah,
because I think my twins were like two when I
started here. Yeah, yeah, two, maybe almost three, but they
were so young and just like crying, like just bedtime
was just like a disaster. It was like a war.
I know. Yeah, that was that was rough. How did
the people like, uh, Dylan and Patrick when they came
on recently? They loved him, they did, Yeah, loved them. Yeah,
because they are now they're relatable.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's nice. Okay, that's good because I know they
don't like a lot of guests, but so now we
have them to come in sometimes. Patrick's a fun guest
to talk to.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Our audience is, you know, by and large, very
we've loves each other, supportive. Yeah. Not on our Facebook group.
You should get on our Facebook called for Crying Out Loud,
reel it in. Yes, and it is such a beautiful
I mean, there's like almost five thousand people in the
gay community. Everybody talks about their problems and helps each
other with solutions. Yes. Recently I started posting a little
bit to our Instagram page because I was like, you know,
we got to keep everybody's going the insta, right, that's
where it's at a share instaf. So I posted a
picture of my I have a acid peel on my Your.
Speaker 2: Skin looks good, well, not well from what I got
bad eyes first of all, but your cheeks are rosy,
and I look, I don't see.
Speaker 1: Guys saying like you are really beautiful. I mean, I'm
pretty drunk, but.
Speaker 2: I'm blind in one eye now, but your your cheeks
are looking like smooth and rosy to me.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because my I have like a major sunburn
right now. Even though it's not a sunburn, it's an
acid burn. So the acid peel is going to start
actually literally peeling today. Okay. So I put it on
two days ago, and my face was orange. I looked
like Trump because it has this iodine in it, so
I looked crazy. So how long do you look? Here's
the picture of me when I oh, yeah, yeah, you
look like sunburn. Yeah, I look like I have a
bad sunburn. Okay, and I just put this is time
for my acid peel day one and this is on
for crying out louds Instagram f c O L. Yes.
So somebody wrote, you know so normally, oh, somebody wrote
a really nice thing. They said Stephanie, this is from Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania Now, wrote Stephanie, the reenactment of your I E
P meeting was hilarious. Your accident was so funny, like
oh sweet, right, yeah, oh what a nice person. And
then uh then Mandy or m A N D I
E P. One hundred wrote why do you feel the
need to share that for x four question marks? Really
too exclamation points? Fuck? Thirsty much? Do you really need
the attention that much? Sad? Who the what? What the fuck?
That's onta? That's on my Instagram? Yeah, that's on our Instagram.
Like okay, there's so many things that were so weird
about that, which is like, but this isn't Like I
don't I know? What do you mean? Why would I
feel they need to share that because I'm trying to
share it on our podcast page because people, plus the
fact that every time I've shared that on Facebook in
the past, people were like, oh my god, I want
to see, like show me a picture every year? Yeah, yeah,
I want to get the I want to get the naw,
I want to do it. What the fuck? I know?
Why do you fucking feel the need to post something?
Why is thirsty? Right? I know like, how's that it
would be thirsty if I, I don't know, had some
glamour shots done or took a topless picture and put
it on our face for crying out loud, page like,
that would be thirsty. Well, what do you think I'm
showing a picture of me looking like a look at
my faces orange and orange is red? Why would that
be thirsty? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I don't know because Instagram is people posting selfies
all the time.
Speaker 1: That's what Instagram is. What do they want a picture of?
Just shoes? I know, so bizarre, so crazy? So any
other tests posted to something? Oh okay, were you gonna
know what post? What the picture that you were going
to talk about that you posted? That's what I just
talked to. Oh oh the hat or it said it's
like a MAGA hat and made you look black Lives Matter? Yeah,
you know here's the thing. It's Los Angeles, so nobody cares.
Nobody cares. I know. You think I would go out
and like get into a fight with somebody about it, right,
you know they'd be like nobody cares. It's like New York.
That's true.
Speaker 2: I was walking through the crowd and I saw this
T shirt that said, this dude was wearing a T
shirt that said, uh, Socialism distancing And by the way, though,
Vegas no masks, No, but even the Asian moms were
not wearing masks.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Was like it as soon as I got there. We
got into the car, and then the driver had the tab.
The cab driver had the mask, and then Natally was
looking for and he's like, you're in Vegas. Now you
don't have to wear a mask if you don't want to.
So oh yeah, it was like a convention center just
to see and no masks.
Speaker 1: And there's some kids that are wearing it while they're
playing and stuff. But while they're playing they used to
that was you know, they used to. They got used
to playing like with it. It's hard to know. I mean,
the COVID numbers supposedly have like dropped off a cliff,
I know, you know, but I don't. I don't really
hear about people getting it anymore, except for like in
the news for like you know, Queen Elizabeth. Yeah exactly right,
but like you know, I don't hear about like my
neighbors anymore. It seems to have suddenly, but then I
guess we don't know, we don't know if masks were
helping stop them. I don't know. I know that the kids,
now this might be true for I'm sure this is
true for you too, because it's la although you're not
in law, the masks, we don't have to wear them
at school outside outside, Yeah you still do? Yes, really,
I think so. I don't know for sure, but I
don't know. Maybe not. I don't know, but.
Speaker 2: I just know it drop off this morning, the principal
was out there with a mask on all the you know,
secure everybody outside had masks.
Speaker 1: Well it's optional, so maybe they're shrifting to continue wearing
it as a good example. Yeah, it's going to be
so weird when we don't. I remember the period there was.
Do you remember there was like this brief period before
Omicron where masks if you were vaccinated, you didn't have
to wear a mask. And then I would feel so
weird because I was like, well, I'm vaccinated, but if
I'm not wearing a mask, people might think like that
I'm against masks, that I'm just being a protester, like.
Speaker 2: Or right now, it is a weird I felt just
like naked. It just was like, oh god, I'm missing
my wait. I got my room key, I got I
got my mask, but oh I don't need Like it's
just weird because I wore it for a while when
we got there.
Speaker 1: I just got used to it. And then I was like,
and then I see the Asian I'm not just I'm
just saying I'm not. They're usually there, yes, and all
the other moms who I know are super you know, protective,
and they were all without masks. Everybody's boosted and double boosted,
and I am so you know, I was like, okay,
here we go. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it was just it was kind of like a
weird it's so weird, like you feel like you're missing something.
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah. I had some people over on Friday
for botox? How was that super fun? Who was who came?
Couple for crying out loud? Listeners came over the nert
like who did you you found? So? So I'm okay,
So there's a one there's a woman in my neighborhood
who's like and see, no, mom's type of thing, like
a mom that I don't know personally, but I know
another mom who was like, oh, I'm going to so
and so's house for botox. This is a while a
few years ago, and I was like, wait, what I
want to go? You know, because I just making the
appointment at this place. It's always like there's a way
and it's hard to get in, and it's just seemed
more fun to go to someone's house. Yeah, you know,
more low key. So I ended up going and I
loved it, and I love the guy. His name's Reuven.
He's a doctor, and so I went there. I've gone
there many many times over the last couple of years.
And then I was like, Hey, would you ever want
to come to my house because I have a whole
different crowd, right, I could do? And he was like sure.
So I set it up and he came over and
I just invited whoever wanted to come. There were like
twelve people. Thirteen people showed up. That's awesome. And I
got filler for the first time. He did, yeah, now
you have you've had filler, right. I don't like botox right,
especially around the eyes, so I avoid it. My eyes
are wrinkly, but like you've had this, but like the parentheses,
I've had Yeah, so I do a little bit of that.
So I did that, okay, but it's kind of like
there's like a lump right here. Does that stay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It settle down? Yeah, Okay. The thing also I like
about it, they can take it out like if you
don't if if like I don't mind it. I just
feel like it's like a little putt, Like it's a
little bit puffy right here, but it'll go down. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure. I mean it's if it doesn't, it doesn't. Yeah,
but what am I doing right modeling? Yeah, I know
that's what it's like, So yeah, I do. So I
had this really deep line right there. Any and I
was so I tried filler for the first time there
and he put the filler in and I was like, wow,
that's kind of magical. I know, it just plumped it
right up. Yeah. But then I was like, it's sticking out,
it's like puffed out a little bit. Yeah, I that too.
Sometimes it goes away.
Speaker 2: But then I get to the point where, you know,
I'm getting older, and she's like, you know, I can't
just keep you know, you want to like start to
work on the back of your cheekbones up high, she
was saying, and like kind of putting putting there to
like lift it. So it's not so you don't look
all filled in around your mouth. So they go to
the back by your the top of your cheekbones, by
your ears and like insert like some fill there so
that it pulls it back a little bit, lifts it.
Speaker 1: I'm so scared that it's like you do that and
then it's just like a little bit more, a little
bit more inside Foster's Chicken Lady, oh no, or one
of the real housewives, and you're like, what happened? Like
because you got to imagine people like Renezelwegger, these people
that you know, Meg Ryan, you got to imagine it
didn't all happen in one day, right, Like you got
to imagine that they had something done and they're like, oh,
that's cool, Like right, let me do some more on
my lips, you know, and then the somebody's in their ear,
the person going why don't you do this? Why don't
you do that? What more here? And suddenly you're fucked, right,
I know, I'm scared of what's the thing in the
news with Linda Evangelista. Evangelista, Oh my god, I'm so
glad you brought this up, because is okay if you
can I know you're busy, can you pull up a
picture of her, like Linda Evangelista Current one, Yeah, well,
or her disfigured. But she keeps saying she's disfigured, but
like and then showing pictures of herself, but like she
looks like a normal Like are you seeing a disfigurement
or does she feel like it just didn't work or
is the disfigurement somewhere else on her body? I think
it was cool freeze or cool something like for But
where did she do it? I don't know, But she
said that she like got lumpy or had lumps and stuff.
Start she starts seeing lumps and she starts so we're
seeing the picture of where she feels like she's disfigured. Yeah,
I guess, I don't know. We were.
Speaker 2: They were talking about it as I was, you know,
sitting in Vegas, so I didn't get to read anything
yet or see anything about it.
Speaker 1: But but yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I mean, there's always a risk with any
of that shit, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's there's going to be a risk.
But it's so hard because like the problem is it's
not about like vanity or you know, needing to look
a certain way, but it's like sometimes I look in
the mirror and I'm like, what happened? Like that is
not the girl from my twenties, you know, or even
my thirties, Like it's something it goes downhill really fat. Yes,
my doctor told me that iron never forget.
Speaker 2: He told me that. When I got my left he
was like, oh there she is she what? She looks fine?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: So that's the picture in her like People Magazine addition
right that they're showing. Right, So that's the big picture
that they're showing that People Magazine, I suppose.
Speaker 1: So what's the disfigurement I'm wondering. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess it's her under arm area. I don't know exactly.
Speaker 2: It's like backfat. She's wearing a tight tank brown tank top,
and she's showing her shoulder and part of her back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't get it. I guess
we're gonna have to look it up. I mean, you
don't see people that have It's like you can't win,
is the thing? Because like I saw a picture, the
picture came out. I don't know if you saw this, Caylin,
will you bring up a picture of what Bridget Fonda
looks like right now, I saw that. I saw that,
and it's like, the thing is, it's so jarring when
she when you go, okay, so Bridget Fonda gained some
weight and aged. I could see that happening, right, But
then people are like, oh my god, I know. But
then if you do work, if you get work done,
then people are like and are and have an eating disorder.
Then they're like, oh my god, like she can't even
just let herself like age like these people that are
you know. But I mean, I'm saying it. There's extremes
either way. Of course. Yeah, and we get Bridget Fonda,
she was, yeah, she put on a lot of weight,
and she's just she let her hair go gray and
she aged. But it's like, what, that's what happens, you know, Yes,
but people are so shocked. But yet we're shocked the
other way too. And I just feel like women's looks
and I'm I'm saying, I'm maybe I'm just not strong
enough to just go like, yeah, I don't give a fuck,
like I want to look but also just for myself,
like I'm like I want to have some Sometimes I
just look in the mirror and I'm like I always
had crows feet, but damn, you know, and it does,
like it happens pretty quickly, like the laxticity in your arms,
like the creepiness that I get, Like at my increase
in my arms, I'm like, whose arms are these?
Speaker 2: You know, like I've always just had? And then you
get older and that's the shit that goes down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I just want to like feel good,
Like I want to put on makeup and feel like
I look cute and not feel like I look old,
I know, like a grandma, right. And I feel like
there was a time, even not that long ago, where
people would be like, oh my god, you're in your fifties.
You look at what And now they're like, h not,
you still look good, you know what I mean, Like
you look youthful and young. I know what you mean,
Thy'll trust me. I just feel like it's like in
my chill, like everything's kind of getting droopy and wrinkly,
and I'm like, I know, I want to get like
a facelift, But then who would spend that much money,
you know, especially like when we're just us Liker, That's
what I'm saying, target right, Yes, but I want to
look really good when I go buy like nail stuff
at Target. Yeah. Oh, and let's talk nails. My nails
are a wreck.
Speaker 2: I don't go get manicure and petticures ever since COVID,
I was like, I just do it myself.
Speaker 1: I don't know the patients to sit there anymore. I
used to love it. Now I just don't. It's in
the same category as shopping. I used to love going shopping. Yeah,
I hate it. I hate it because I'm always the
grocery store Target enough, like I and where am I going?
And you know, I wore the same jeans in Vegas
every single day? What so what? Yeah? Who look? Who's
looking at my pants? You know? Yeah? Yeah, it's just
you know, it's just uh, you know what I do
like though, I appreciate I see at the malls now,
the the mannequins in the in the windows, her not
stick figures anymore, which I do appreciate. You go to
like even Lululemon, you'll see you know, the the plus
sizes and the windows and stuff and even in photos now,
like in the magazines and stuff. I just I really
do appreciate that, and especially as a mother of a
teenage daughter, that's gotta like look at these perfect Victoria's
secret model, you know, billboards when she goes to the
mall and shit like that. I I do appreciate that.
Have you seen you know what I'm talking about. I
do know what you're talking about. I know I love
it too. Like that direction. I think Dove Soap started it. Yeah,
I think they. I mean I think we've but weirdly
we are going in that direction when it comes to
certain things. But then like if you look at Instagram,
like I don't know, it's like most people seem to
still there's an esthetic that is just impossible to attain,
right and and she fill photo shoot exactly. Yeah, I know.
You know what I need.
Speaker 2: I need somebody to teach I need. I need a makeup.
I need to make over with my makeup because there's
sometimes like I'll come to work on Wednesday night and
Dylan will go, come with your makeup on because we
got to take pictures for the wine club or whatever.
And I'm always like I'm doing the same makeup I've
done my whole entire life.
Speaker 1: Like I just put blush all over, bronze are all
over my face, my eyelids, you know, what I mean.
I'm like, I know that there's got to be a
better way for a person in my age to do
makeup and be like, I just want to be efficient.
I want to have the foundation, the blush that whatever
I need boom. But I do love the the mascarra,
the thrive. I love that. So I have that and
I have some of.
Speaker 2: Their eyeshell but anyway, Yeah, the show's turning into a makeover.
Speaker 1: Like I think it's just the aging thing is kind
of a bummer. But it was really fun to have
a botox party. I say, there's no shame in your
game for wanting to like spruce up your face a
little bit. And it's fun. And I don't really don't
care that people. And then so I thought, you know,
why not after why not after doing all I did
some botox in a little bit of the filler, why
not do the acidppeal while I'm at it, Mart, That's good.
It always looks so good afterwards. It's you know, it's
six days of downtime. It's not even down, Stephanie. You
look fine. I'm on day three right now. So later
today it's going to start peeling, and it'll be peeling
tomorrow and the next day, and then then I should
be fine. I love it, Like by next week, I'll
be like, good to go again, I'm gonna I want
to do it. I'll give you I'll send you the
link for the lady again, or you already bought one.
Speaker 2: Right, I was going to, but then I went to
Florida and I was like, okright, wait until I get
back from Florida, and then I never.
Speaker 1: Did it right. It's like, you know, it's just annoying
for a few days, but afterwards you're like, yeah, oh wow, Yeah,
I'm going to look fifteen. I know you are. I'm
going to look by the way Elby. You know, should
we talk about bombas? So I have. I'm having a
little similar problem that you did with the Tesla when
it was in the shop. So yeah, remember when I
told you that Elbe had rear ended somebody. Yes, So
the car went into the shop on January twenty fourth,
and we got it. They were supposed to call us
back later that day and give us like an ETA
of when I was going to be done. They didn't,
so then we started call like over like four or
five days later. We started calling them like, hey, when's
the car? Going to be ready, and they were like, oh,
around February, you know whatever, it's going to take ten
days to fix ten business days or something, okay, and
then it became like, oh, it's going to be done
like January February. Like I feel like it was like
February ninth was when it was supposed to be ready,
right right, which was later than they had said because
January twenty fourth to but then they had to whatever,
you know, a couple of days before it was going
to be done. We call them and they're like, oh, yeah,
we don't have the part. It's like okay, well, so
we're so we're looking at February blah blah, I don't remember,
you know, later in the month, and we're like wait what,
like why so late? Well, we just oh, do we
have no ETA when the part's going to come in,
but we'll have it done for you February whatever. The
day before that date rolls around, we call them again. Okay,
so we're coming to pick up the car. It was
the day they said it would be done, and they're like, oh, yeah,
we don't have the part. We're like, well what what sorry,
COVID supply chain, I don't know that we don't have
the part. So then we're like, well, you have to
give us some date that we're going to get our
car back because they don't know. Yeah, because we only
have the rental car for so long, right, They're like,
it's not unlimited. I know it's thirty days, right, and
they're like, oh no, no, no, we'll have it done for
you before that, before your rental car. So then the
day before today's the day before our rental car has
to be turned in, and the shop is like, yeah,
we have no eta for you, but at some point
in March, you have your car back. Listen, it wasn't
even any a big deal. It was just the hood,
like got not. They could have fucking hammered it out,
I think. And they won't let us have the car back,
that's the thing, because they're like, no, it's it's taken
apart and we can't put it back without the blah
blah blah part that's been taken off. And we're like, well,
I feel like I'm having my car is being held hosted.
I know, is it a lease. It's a lease. No,
it's a lease. So I had to I called my
insurance company and I talked to the woman on the
phone this morning on my way into work, and she
was like, I was like, they won't give us our
car back, and they won't give us a date. They
will not tell us when it will be ready or that.
And she's like, let me, okay, I'm gonna call over.
Then this is an approved shop, Like I didn't just
take it where I wanted, so you have to take
it for your insurance to cover. You got to take
it to and approved. And she was like, Oh, they're
supposed to be tracking it. You should be able to
go online all those shops that we use. You should
be able to track your repairs. And I was like,
oh no, we can't even get these people on the phone.
We have to leave them messages and we never hear back.
We have to Yeah, they're in no hurry. No. So
I'm worried about, Like, I just don't want to start
spending like forty dollars a day in a rental car.
I don't know what to do as it is. It
sucks because Elbe can't drive the rental car. So it's
been a whole ordeal cause I have three kids to
get to school every morning. Elbe's part of a car pool, right,
So I drive Elbie and our two neighbors. She used
to be she would take the car. She would drive
the neighbors to school every day and then drive them home.
And we would take Sadie and Xander to school, me
or John. And so now we have to both get up,
we have to both drive to school, we have to
both pick up and you know cause, and we have
to take her to work. And anytime she wants to
go somewhere go. It's like having a younger kid again. Shit.
And with Elbie, you know, she's got that social life
and the job. I just feel like that's all I'm
doing is back to driving her around right, Oh my god.
And it's not her fault, she can't help, but we
won't let her drive the rental car. I'm like, she's
asked and we're like, hell no, yeah, I know you're
going to get in an accident in a rental car
that you're not legally allowed to drive, and then we're
going to be have to pay thirty grands.
Speaker 2: Not risk no just get no way, no no no, yeah,
that is us.
Speaker 1: That's hard. But hopefully the insurance he'll help you get light.
Speaker 2: A fire under them, but I don't know what the
deal is if they're waiting for That's what my problem was.
That my car was in the shop for like two months.
It was ridiculous, took forever.
Speaker 1: My car told me something the other day. It said, hey,
you know what your problem is? It did?
Speaker 2: It came up a message on my thing because you know,
the thing is like a phone. It gets updated. It
goes what the software is going to update? At three am?
All right, updated, and then it moves shit around like
now is where's Where's where's my series? I can't find
my Series XM, Like everything gets moved and shit, it's
like updating the you know. Anyway, it told me like, hey, dumbass,
It said, you need to service this battery is.
Speaker 1: No good, no bueno. It means servicing, and we ain't
gonna solve. You're not gonna get your software update until
you update the battery issue. Oh thank you for telling me.
I had no I mean, I knew it, but now
I'm glad you know that, and now I have a
reason to bring you in to get the update.
Speaker 2: And I'm still like I know that the when when
the newer one comes in, I'll be fine because I
will have the charger installed at my other place now,
so I'm not sitting in another place for two or
three days in the battery drains.
Speaker 1: So I'll have that.
Speaker 2: I'll have a battery charger at both places, and I'll
have the newer battery. So and it's gonna cost half
the price of the car I have now I'm getting
a smaller one. So okay, but I'm on a waitlist.
That's the problem. Everything's taking forever. So but anyway, yeah,
my my car was like, hey, if the battery needs
to be replaced, like I could do that.
Speaker 1: Did you not notice? Like, did you not see a problem?
I know, I'm like, oh, okay, I I mean I knew,
I knew it, but I've had an ass full of
like taking it in and getting serviced and shit like
fucking the tire was broken a couple months back. I
had to take that. You know. It's just I'm just
sick of taking it in. It's just life is so
hard to manage when you have like multiple kids. It
feels to me like I can never I can rarely
do stuff for myself because every day I feel like
I'm surprised by shit that I put in my own calendar, like,
I'm like, well, I have to take even the dermatologists today.
I know, yeah, and the dermatologist is like not helping
that much, right, but I pay eighty bucks every time
I go. You guys have heard me complain about this.
But then I wanted to cancel the appointment because I
was like, it's not helping, and I keep paying money
and then they keep going like, yeah, keep doing what
you're doing. Come back in. So I want to cancel.
But what happens is I think about canceling, but it's
like Friday. They they're not open on Fridays. So I
get the reminder of her appointment on Friday for Tuesday,
but I go to call the office and there's no
one day clothes. So I'm like, okay, I gotta call
on Monday. Then I forgotten on Monday. So then I
wake up today, I look at my calendar and I'm like, well,
I got to take her to the church. I was
supposed to cancel that. And then I'm like if I
try to cancel the day of these people are mean,
they're gonna charge me. I watch watch them try to
charge my card or bill me for the appointment. Because
you know, I think I signed something. Yes, you know,
a second contract, like a five page contract that you
signed that goes You're not going to cancel your appointments, right,
you know. I suppose I could tell she has COVID.
There's always that. So I'm like, okay, then I have,
like Penelope has an eye appointment that I made. I
make these appointments. But then I go, what are day
at that time? What was I smoking that I thought
that eleven a m On a Tuesday would be a
good time to take Penelope to Culver City? Like, oh my,
nobody home thinking that you have to go to Culver's. Yeah,
and it's actually not eleven am that would have been
a good time. It's like a weird time. It's like
a pickup time. Okay, wait, what kind of places is it?
A is it? It's called eye Care for Animals.
Speaker 2: And that's where I took Molly when she went blind
and she had to have the surgery. It was in
Culver cityever I she got and to get her eyesight back.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you went there, that's right Lasic for dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, basically yeah, because she went blind because she
had diabetes and the cancer and she went blind quick
and I we got her. Do you know how much
money we spent on that dog? I mean it was
a lot. Yeah, and she was young and she was happy,
yeah until the very end.
Speaker 1: But yeah, how old was she when she died? Thirteen? Okay? Yeah,
and we got her when she was like a puppy.
Oh so she got diabetes as a puppy. She got
diabetes when she was four.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, she started getting the cancer tumors like six.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I was giving her diabetes these you know, the diabetic
shots every single day when she was like four years old.
Speaker 1: You know, she was happy, healthy, running around right, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was fine, except she got diabetes, which I
didn't know anything about, and I had to give her
shots every single day.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, that's a lot of years I'll never forget.
I went out of town and she was home with Adam,
and Adam told me she fell into the pool because
she was blind.
Speaker 2: She couldn't see. She lost her vision fast, like, oh,
very fast. And then I was like, we can't have
a fucking blind dog, you know, at age whatever, Like
she was still young. So I took her to Culver
City and they were like, well, we can do the
both eyes. Oh, they were like, we can't guarantee it works,
so there's a fifty to fifty chance she still won't
have vision, so you can go for it, or you
could just have a blind dog.
Speaker 1: And I was like, she's like, oh, you can do
one eye. See how it goes.
Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, give her one eye, squinted.
Speaker 1: Give her the one eye and it worked. It worked.
She didn't go back for the other eye, and they
didn't go back for the other eye because she got
cancer tumor on her ear and she had to have
her ear removed. Remember that she had her ear flap removed,
so she had one eye one ear filled with like
bloody cancer tumors. Towards the end. It was the horror.
I thought most of that happened towards the end. No, No,
she got that little tumor. I'll never forget it. She
was young and they took it out and he was like,
it's one of these. He called it something he goes
it's common.
Speaker 2: But once we get all the you know, the the
the borders of the tumor, the the margins.
Speaker 1: If you know, we get it, it'll be fine. And
she probably won't likely get another one. Yeah, she got
like eight more all over.
Speaker 2: How soon after, little by, little by, little ear goes by, She's, okay,
another one pops up, Gotta get it removed. Another one
pops up, Gotta get it removed, and then I'll never
get one on her ear.
Speaker 1: It was like, so were they big? Like yes, they
would be big lumps like open abrasion, bloody. Oh, and
she'd have to wear a cone, you know, until she
got it removed.
Speaker 2: And you know, because she would look at it and
it was just yeah, she was like had cancer. She
came from a well, Wendy bought her at a pet
store in Chicago, and I'm like, you don't do it.
Speaker 1: She didn't know. She's like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We walk in and it was Nicholas's birthday and he wanted,
you know, We told him he could get a dog,
and they fell in love with Molly. She was a
little puppy, but I look at her paper. She came
from a breeding farm, right, yes, and then you know.
Speaker 1: They didn't take care of it. Like she's like these
kids don't deserve her. She's a great dog. And then
Wendy brought her when she was like almost a year
to California with her and gave her to me and Adam.
The very first night we moved in, it was my birthday.
It was August twenty sixth. We moved into the big
to the house that we raised the kids and you know,
in Hollywood, And the very first night, Adam was out
of town, so Wendy flew in with Mollie and then
we had her ever since. Didn't Wendy's kids didn't want
the dog anymore. No, yes, they were upset, but they weren't. No.
Speaker 2: You know what happened, Molly got her period, and Nicholas
and Anthony were they were like, oh, they were like
disgusted by it. And then Megan loved Mollie and Megan
was like, I'll take care of her. And then Wendy
it was just too much like they left her out
in the snow once because they were at like something
at the high school. And Wendy was like, this dog
is a great dog and we were looking for we
wanted a dog for that house, right And She's like,
I'm going to talk to the kids and I'm gonna
give it, you know, And the kids were like, okay,
you know fine, they were like they were in high school,
they had their friends, they were fine, and they knew
Molly was going to a good home. And then it
was like Molly died and went to heaven when she
came over with us, like she had the run of
the house.
Speaker 1: You know, no snow, you know, fool outside. She had
a good life, got her neutered, so she was in
her period right right exactly you think dogs get like pms.
I didn't, probably because Elbe sure does y U Natalia too?
I'm like, can it just be nice? Like I call her,
I've check on her. How you doing? Do you want anything?
You needything? I gotta go hangs up, like just be nice.
It's so funny because Elbe, as you know, used to
be just like just always sweet. Yeah, and lately just
the other day, and I hate it because this is
like listen, if your if your husband says this to you,
you're just like what the fuck you? Mate? But as
a mom, like, I'm like, this girl is curirassing, like
for sure right like she was, she was just being
she was just in such a bad mood and she
kind of snapped like snappy at me, not like disrespectful,
but like annoyed. You know, and I looked at her
and I almost got upset from and I was almost
gonna be like, I don't need the attitude, and then
I was like that I noticed a little breakout on
her forehead, like, and I was like, I suddenly had
such empathy. I was like, you're you're irritable, han. She goes, yeah,
I'm just in a bad mood. And I was like, yeah,
are you. I go no offense, I go, are you
about to get your period? And she goes, I think so,
and I was like, yeah, I know, so, yes totally.
And then it was just funny because she was aware
of it. So, I mean, she's just been going to
bed waking up in a bad mood like, and I
feel bad because I just remember those days where I
just want like I wanted to crawl out of my skin.
I wanted to I'm so mad at everybody, and it's
she has nothing to be mad at. Like, her life
is great, she loves her job. She's like obsessed with
her job. She's got all these new friends, she got
one of her friends hired. Oh nice her one of
her good friends who doesn't go to school with her.
So it's even better because yeah, not as incestuous, like
so she loves her friend got hired. She's like, loves
going to work, but just in a shitty mood. Yeah,
I'm like, I get it. I get it too. You'll
be fine a few days, right, Yes, I know. It's classic. Though.
She's like, do we have anything sweet in the house?
I know, and she's like somebody who food take it
or leave it, right, doesn't get hungry, doesn't eat that much, like,
doesn't ever really ask about dessert, like not like me
and the other two kids. You know, all of a sudden,
she's like, do we have any dessert in this house?
Is anything sweet? And I was like, yeah, I got
your girl, Yeah, showed her the girl Scout cookies that
I put up in the She was.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, perfect, that's great. Oh my god, I know,
I know Lbie's sweet.
Speaker 1: And Natalian's mean.
Speaker 2: Really she's always mean, so you can't Then she gets
extra mean. I don't know she's alright, but yeah, she
says she's got me mean. She made sunny late this
morning looking for her backpack.
Speaker 1: And then does she act like it's everyone else's fin
yes around, yes, like I can't find my backpack, yes,
and right and he's got to be like, uh, you know,
like oaking adders, Like shut up, it's not my fault.
Speaker 2: And he's like, not your fault. Whose fault is it?
You can't find your backpack?
Speaker 1: Well? Hopefully, hopefully everything will be fine soon. But this
was fun. Yeah, heya. One last question, are you watching
Inventing Anna? I watched the first like two episodes of it,
and I don't like it. I think I'm alone and
not liking it. I had a hard time getting into
it in the beginning too, you did, Yes, it was
like enough, like I just want to see her, like
I don't need to hear the backstory of the reporter
and like, I mean it's fine, but like it was
a little much. It was like boring in some parts.
I just I just Anna Chumpsky is that her name?
The one from My Girls also on VIEP. Her acting
is like she acts with her face. Yes, Like it's
all like like these faces that she feel so overacting
with me that it takes me out of it, right. Yeah,
And everybody complained about her actress, I mean, her accent.
I don't know. I liked it. I just thought it
was charming. I don't care. I didn't care and that didn't.
Speaker 2: And then I watched some videos of her, the real
one talking sounds like her.
Speaker 1: So you know what, do you guys expect? Relax? It's
a hard job to play somebody. She'd have faked teeth
in too. Oh really, flippers, Yeah, she had to wear flippers. Oh,
I didn't know that. Who's that actress she plays? Her
name is Julia something.
Speaker 2: She plays ruth On Ozark okay, a fantastic actress.
Speaker 1: Fantastic. Yeah. Acting does seem hard, that kind of shit? Yeah,
I mean yeah, I wouldn't want to do it. Fuck you, Marty?
Is that her and ozark ok all right? Anyway, all right, yeah,
that's it. Thanks Mikayla, and thanks everybody. Thank you. Yeah
you guys, you're a parent. Now, don't if it up, Marty,
it's good.
Speaker 3: Let ang goes.
Speaker 1: I'm to learn more.