Speaker 1: The Johnson's Wax Program with Fiver McGhee and Mollie, the
Speaker 1: makers of Johnson's Wax Products for Home and Industry present
Speaker 1: Fiverer McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon, Arthur
Speaker 1: Q Brant.
Speaker 2: And me Harlow Wilcos.
Speaker 1: The script is by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie, music
Speaker 1: by the King's Men and Goody Maill's Orchestra. Not long
Speaker 1: ago I described a floor that had been polished with
Speaker 1: Johnson's self Polishing glow.
Speaker 2: Coat as having a happy shine.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine questioned the phrase, saying floors are
Speaker 1: neither happy nor sad, and therefore the phrase wasn't a
Speaker 1: good one. Well, I wonder think of it in terms
Speaker 1: of how the lady of the house feels. There was
Speaker 1: a time when tiresome scrubbing dulled the noleum, and no
Speaker 1: one was happy about it, least of all the person
Speaker 1: who did the works. Not so with Johnson's self polishing
Speaker 1: glow coat. No, indeed, you just apply and let dry.
Speaker 1: There's no rubbing or buffing, no hard work at all.
Speaker 1: You will be happy just looking at the bright, warm luster.
Speaker 1: Johnson's glow coat will quickly and easily give your linoleum
Speaker 1: and other floors that shining glossy coat will protect them,
Speaker 1: make them last years longer, and you'll be happy at
Speaker 1: how easy they are to keep clean and lovely. I
Speaker 1: really believe the phrase happy shine is one you'll use
Speaker 1: after you use Johnson's self polishing blow coat to bring
Speaker 1: out the beauty of your homes.
Speaker 3: Long the right side, shine up the right side, bring
Speaker 3: out the beauty of the all.
Speaker 1: Missus Molly McGee of seventy nine Wistful Vista has an
Speaker 1: aunt who is richer than a double chocolate malted, but
Speaker 1: about as open handed as if she were carrying a
Speaker 1: pint of loose diamonds. However, this Christmas she really loosened
Speaker 1: up to the extents of well.
Speaker 2: Listen to Fibber McGhee and.
Speaker 4: Molly a good old Aunt Sarah bless her steel plate
Speaker 4: at old hard imagine her doing a thing.
Speaker 5: Like this for us.
Speaker 6: Well, I always told you Aunt Sarah's heart was in
Speaker 6: the right place, McGee.
Speaker 4: The thing being in the right place ain't necessarily always
Speaker 4: sometimes always too good to see. I walked into a
Speaker 4: bear trap once that was in exactly the right place
Speaker 4: to catch a bear. But as I often say life
Speaker 4: is like a jar peanut butter. Why I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm no philosopher.
Speaker 6: Well, anyway, I think it was pretty sweet of ant
Speaker 6: Sarah to send us eat a ten dollars gift certificate
Speaker 6: on the Bontown department store.
Speaker 7: Pretty thoughtful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've put more thought than that in scratching my elbow. However,
Speaker 4: I'll admit old Sarah Driscoll has softened up a little.
Speaker 5: She thinks more of a butt.
Speaker 4: Than a game, more than in April.
Speaker 2: Hey, what're you gonna do with yours?
Speaker 7: I'm gonna save it till I really want something. How
Speaker 7: about you?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go down to the bon Ton and blow
Speaker 4: my ten bucks on the silliest pool. It's just uselessless
Speaker 4: gimmick I can find in the joint.
Speaker 6: I see, when did this shopping expedition get underweight?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 4: Right now, I had to go out anyway, I might
Speaker 4: as well drop in on the bond Town at the
Speaker 4: same time.
Speaker 7: I know you forgot to mail the last of our
Speaker 7: Christmas card?
Speaker 2: Was there all took care of.
Speaker 4: I mailed the last of the cards to the people
Speaker 4: we forgot the thought of us at the last minute
Speaker 4: and send us cards too. Late for us to send
Speaker 4: them Christmas cards for Christmas yesterday?
Speaker 6: Would you mind running over that again with a little
Speaker 6: more punctuation.
Speaker 4: I mailed the last of the cards.
Speaker 7: Tell me later, No, forget the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Come in, well, my gosh, if it ain't the weather man.
Speaker 7: Hi, for get home, mister Williams, do come in.
Speaker 8: Thank you missus McGee? Hello McGee. Did I by any
Speaker 8: chance leave my overshoes here yesterday? No, you didn't, foggy.
Speaker 8: I had to go over on your back porch and
Speaker 8: get them here? They are, Oh, thank you. Our forecasts
Speaker 8: indicate bad weather coming.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 6: By the way, mister Williams, did your offer send up
Speaker 6: those weather balloons with all the instruments drapped onto?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, every morning. As a matter of fact, I
Speaker 8: was a pioneer in weather ballooning. I sent up the
Speaker 8: first balloon equipped with weather instruments and short wave radio.
Speaker 8: I stood on the ground and listened to the results
Speaker 8: with headphones. It was amazing.
Speaker 4: My gosh, how bet it was foggy. What do you hear?
Speaker 8: Thirteen minutes of Mark Perkins and a few bars of
Speaker 8: Carmon LOMBARDA.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't want to ask your government of vision
Speaker 6: to betray any information, mister Williams, But do you think
Speaker 6: we'll have an early spring?
Speaker 8: No, missus McGee, I think this will be a long
Speaker 8: hard winter set an instruments. That prediction is the result
Speaker 8: of my observations of nature McGhee. Or I have noticed
Speaker 8: that when we have a long hard winter, the rabbit's
Speaker 8: fur is heavier, the bark on the hickory tree is thicker,
Speaker 8: and you wait longer for a street car.
Speaker 7: So why do you think this will be a long
Speaker 7: hard winter?
Speaker 8: My wife's brother every fall until now he's come to
Speaker 8: visit us with two extra shirts on a pocket comb.
Speaker 8: This time he brought a trunk, a portable phonograph, and
Speaker 8: the first lesson of a correspondence course. Yes, it looks
Speaker 8: like a long hard winter. Well, good day. Probably they
Speaker 8: had it all in feety's round. Okay, you going down
Speaker 8: the bunk on with me?
Speaker 6: Yes, I guess that will be gee, Although I don't
Speaker 6: know why you have to spend your gift certificates so quickly.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm scared of Sarah will reconsider and stop payming
Speaker 4: on it. And this is the first year she hasn't
Speaker 4: sent me them. Corny wool socks that she knits, you
Speaker 4: know them green and orange ones that never fit.
Speaker 6: Oh, I wouldn't say never, mcgie. That isn't fair, dance Sarah.
Speaker 6: When did any socks she ever knitted for me ever fitted?
Speaker 6: I can tell you exactly. Remember the green one, she
Speaker 6: said in nineteen thirty nine, and the orange one she
Speaker 6: said in nineteen forty five.
Speaker 4: What that got to do with a fit?
Speaker 7: Well, the left.
Speaker 6: Hand one of the green pair, in the right hand
Speaker 6: one of the orange pair fits you perfectly.
Speaker 4: In sixteen years she sent me one pair that fit
Speaker 4: one sock and want orange. Gosh, pull up my pants
Speaker 4: and I look like a traffic signal. Well, sir, this
Speaker 4: year by George, I'm gonna buy Something's the dog going prebolously.
Speaker 3: Hell me in?
Speaker 7: Oh hi, old time, Hello there, mister old timer.
Speaker 2: Colder kids, Hey, you know something? Poor Night's New Year's Eve? Eh,
Speaker 2: you kids.
Speaker 10: Gonna go out and stet around any old timer.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you how it is with us. On New
Speaker 4: Year's Eve, we gave up fighting our way through a
Speaker 4: bunch of yokels with more dollars than cents to pay
Speaker 4: forty bucks to sit at the table the size of
Speaker 4: a milk and stool next to the kitchen door of
Speaker 4: a minkline mess hall.
Speaker 6: For at midnight to put on paper caps and link
Speaker 6: arms with a bunch of people you wouldn't associate with
Speaker 6: in the daytime and sing shit out acquaintance to be forgotten.
Speaker 6: That case, they certainly showed me.
Speaker 4: And everybody yells Happy New Year with tears running down
Speaker 4: into their ginger ale. And by that time you've got
Speaker 4: a headache and your wife has lost her gloves, and
Speaker 4: the waiter brings you a check he's been carrying around
Speaker 4: for six weeks waiting for some pidgeon like you.
Speaker 6: And you wait thirty minutes for the kicking girl to
Speaker 6: find your coat to taint in plain sight.
Speaker 7: But she's angry.
Speaker 6: Because you only tip her a dollar and go outside
Speaker 6: to find that the parking lot boys have been listening
Speaker 6: to your car radio and your battery's dead, and so
Speaker 6: is nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 11: And so are you.
Speaker 4: So we're staying homes.
Speaker 10: Well, everybody's his own taste, Johnny, I'm gonna have my fun. Well,
Speaker 10: I'm still too old to have any regrets.
Speaker 2: I like the excitement of New Year's Eve.
Speaker 10: Crowds, yelling women, crime fenders, crunching.
Speaker 12: And the happy cries of the pickpockets.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna swing it this year. Good for you. Oh, by
Speaker 2: the way, Johnny, can I borrow alone?
Speaker 12: If your watch it's for a party. New Year's Eve
Speaker 12: is watch, Yes, it's watch party. I wanna watch the
Speaker 12: old years sneak out.
Speaker 10: Like it was a shame of itself, like it ought
Speaker 10: to be, and the New Year creep in like it
Speaker 10: was scared of death.
Speaker 2: And you can't blame it. H good old nineteen forty seven,
Speaker 2: the year of the three trains?
Speaker 4: What three trains?
Speaker 10: The Freedom Train, the Friendship train, and six inches more
Speaker 10: than the galls skirts Nada had them.
Speaker 7: You don't care for the new look, mister old timer?
Speaker 2: What's new about a daughter? It's all stuff to me.
Speaker 10: In my time, I've seen calves appear and disappear like
Speaker 10: I heard a cattle passing a.
Speaker 2: Picket fans.
Speaker 4: Personally. Then new long skirts kind of embarrass me.
Speaker 2: Looks like they're losing.
Speaker 4: Whenever I meet a woman with her skirt down to
Speaker 4: her ankles, I expect her to scream, wop and grab
Speaker 4: her strict and doc.
Speaker 5: For a doorway.
Speaker 2: Dude, that is pretty good, kid.
Speaker 5: But that ain't the way I hear it.
Speaker 2: Way I heard it one fire fans to Tuther Colare say.
Speaker 13: He says, these.
Speaker 10: Little skirts are gonna make it tough for a young
Speaker 10: feller to pick.
Speaker 2: A girl, ain't they.
Speaker 10: Hodd Chon says ton of fire Well says the first
Speaker 10: fire up to.
Speaker 12: Now her boy wanted to know if this girl was
Speaker 12: not need He just had to look.
Speaker 2: Now he's got to listen.
Speaker 1: Hell emails from the orchestra iron.
Speaker 11: Now be some changes made.
Speaker 7: Oh that's fun, sad, ye say, it's said, See.
Speaker 6: Why it's an off the big storm, Againe. You certainly
Speaker 6: find something here for your gift certificates that you've gotten,
Speaker 6: knoweth Leu's farm. I'm sure you don't want to spend
Speaker 6: it wisely.
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna get something foolish and extravagant. If it
Speaker 4: takes me all day, I'm gonna go through this store
Speaker 4: like a snapshot of Gregory Peck to a girl's dormitory. Now,
Speaker 4: let me say, snardy folks, is that something I can
Speaker 4: do for you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: Thank you very much. Are you a clerk?
Speaker 5: Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Here at the store at home, I'm afore walker. White's
Speaker 1: got a new baby. Well, here's our problem, dad.
Speaker 4: You see, I got a gift certificate for tend But hey,
Speaker 4: ain't you the guy that used to deliver our groceries?
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I quit the grocery in this last week.
Speaker 4: Why if it's any of our business, which it isn't,
Speaker 4: so don't tell us if you want to be rude.
Speaker 11: Well, you see it.
Speaker 5: My brother took cold and it turned into the morning
Speaker 5: and they took him to the hospital.
Speaker 7: Oh that's too bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for two weeks there he just kind of hovered
Speaker 1: between life and the Saturday evening post.
Speaker 5: Then they brought him home.
Speaker 4: And you quit the grocery so you can stay home
Speaker 4: and look after him.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 5: No, No, that was in Oregon nineteen thirty six.
Speaker 7: Nineteen thirty six. My goodness.
Speaker 6: What's your brother getting sick in nineteen thirty six got
Speaker 6: to do if you're quitting the grocery store last week?
Speaker 1: Well, man, the way I look at it, when a
Speaker 1: fellaw wants to quit a job, one excuse is good
Speaker 1: as another.
Speaker 2: Or do something might show you folks.
Speaker 4: Now we're just powling around. Dad got a ten dollars
Speaker 4: gift certificate to spend when I find something I don't
Speaker 4: particularly need.
Speaker 5: Well, we got eight fours full of stuff we don't need.
Speaker 2: I'm glad to sell you any part of it.
Speaker 11: Just call me a calling, Will Will?
Speaker 2: Where are you, Oh Will?
Speaker 7: Robin Earth? Was that?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 5: That's our will call apartment ms McGee.
Speaker 2: But I was saying, if.
Speaker 5: There's anything I can do, just look.
Speaker 9: Me up out all the gates up.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 6: The new electric stove with a little wind in the
Speaker 6: oven so you can peek in and see what's cooking.
Speaker 7: Isn't that sweet?
Speaker 4: What's new about that? We got a glass window on
Speaker 4: our oven at home.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but this one has a little steel Venetian blind
Speaker 7: on the inside. What do you suppose that's for?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I suppose that's for basketball women that want to cook
Speaker 4: a runk roast or something. Hey, let's go over here
Speaker 4: in the sporting good section. I might go for a
Speaker 4: new fly rod.
Speaker 2: You know what, the new fly rod?
Speaker 7: Yep. I don't know why you should want a fly rod.
Speaker 7: You can't even hit him with a pole. A pold newspaper.
Speaker 7: Doesn't seem to be many clerks around here, doesn't or
Speaker 7: customers either?
Speaker 4: No, not much like the week before Christmas. Boy, the
Speaker 4: pushing around. I took him here. Then if I could
Speaker 4: have been haled through my feet, I could have vacuumed
Speaker 4: the whole store. Do you see anything in here for
Speaker 4: ten bucks?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 7: Oh, yes, there's an archery set.
Speaker 4: Exactly, No archery for.
Speaker 5: Me, kid.
Speaker 4: I've been scared of Bo's narrow since I was thirteen
Speaker 4: years old. Why us kids were playing William Tow and
Speaker 4: I put an apple on another kid's head. You remember
Speaker 4: a toe headed kid in Peoria named Hardy Harry Hardy.
Speaker 7: Oh, of course i'd do. You boys used to call him.
Speaker 2: Pool cool heart. Yeah that's the guy.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 4: I put an apple on his head, walked back forty paces,
Speaker 4: turned around and strung my bowl. Foolhardy stood there like
Speaker 4: a rock. He had a lot of faith in my marksmanship.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he had a very accurate nick name too.
Speaker 6: So what happened?
Speaker 4: I whipped my finger and held it up to test
Speaker 4: the wind. Then I notch as an arrow, draws it
Speaker 4: back to the hilt and whine.
Speaker 5: Then what did you do there?
Speaker 2: Kill? O'Malley high pal?
Speaker 4: Hey, where'd you pop up from? Omaha?
Speaker 7: We didn't see you around here a minute ago. Mister Wilcotson.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was behind the counter, down on the floor,
Speaker 1: on my hands and knees. Hey, have you noticed the
Speaker 1: linoleum floor in here?
Speaker 6: Well, not not particularly, mister Wilcox, but it's very nansome
Speaker 6: now that you mention it new?
Speaker 5: Is it new?
Speaker 2: This linoleum is six years old?
Speaker 1: Gee?
Speaker 2: Imagine it looking.
Speaker 1: As good as this after being tramped on by all
Speaker 1: those Christmas shoppers this year and other years, tracking in
Speaker 1: dust and slush and ran dirt.
Speaker 4: I wonder how they keep it looking so bright and gleaming.
Speaker 4: Sat little Fibber, the fun loving McGee, his bright blue
Speaker 4: eyes twin with mischief as he sneaked a sly look
Speaker 4: at his contracts.
Speaker 1: I know, I'll bet every good housekeeper knows Molly Johnson's
Speaker 1: self polishing glocal selenoleum protection that makes dust and dirt
Speaker 1: so easy to wipe up, that's so easy to apply
Speaker 1: and so quick to dry to a mirror like polish.
Speaker 1: Why if Johnson's glowcal can give even a busy store
Speaker 1: such an air of quiet quality, don't you suppose.
Speaker 4: You look waxy?
Speaker 2: Yess?
Speaker 4: Pal far bit from me to get between a man's
Speaker 4: bread and a man's butter but enough is enough?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, how do you kids make off for Christmas?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 7: We a wonderful Christmas, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 4: Hey, what a surprise we got from Molly's answer.
Speaker 7: You speak of my aunt swer A Ris.
Speaker 2: Is she the one that so.
Speaker 4: Said it that baby is so tight fisted her manicurist
Speaker 4: has to use a fluoroscope?
Speaker 7: But not this year.
Speaker 6: She sent a seat a ten dollars gift certificate on
Speaker 6: the bomb tom, mister Wheelcox, And I'm saving not mine.
Speaker 4: I'm shooting the wad as of today before she escort
Speaker 4: back and sends me some more than corny socks.
Speaker 2: Oh is he the one who knits those horrible wolf socks?
Speaker 7: That's ants there, mister wot's the very one.
Speaker 4: You've seen them things, Junior. In the first place, they
Speaker 4: don't fit. In the second place, the colors are awful.
Speaker 6: They do look a bit like a prairie fire has
Speaker 6: seen through the bottom of an iodine bottle.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna blow my ten bucks certificates before the
Speaker 4: old moose changes her mind. Got any ideas of what
Speaker 4: I can get?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 1: All dot bo on the bar, well, I'd suggest you
Speaker 1: go into the annex. Pal that's three holes over and
Speaker 1: to the left. I saw a sign in there that
Speaker 1: said this department closing out by now dirty.
Speaker 2: Oh wonderful. What are they telling dirt?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: Oh, let me see mom just a minute age you
Speaker 6: were telling me about when you were thirteen and putting
Speaker 6: apple on little food took.
Speaker 7: Your bone hair.
Speaker 4: Please, will the head shipping clerk please report to the
Speaker 4: loaning platforms. Three of our drivers are loaded.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Well, this ain't getting my ten gift certificate spent.
Speaker 5: Let's go over in the Harbor department.
Speaker 4: I'll see if I see anything you like, Miss McGee.
Speaker 1: I got some mumple fine tools here. Huh, here's a
Speaker 1: socket wrench in case any of your sockets get loose. No,
Speaker 1: is this your department too, Bud?
Speaker 4: I thought you were up in front.
Speaker 1: Of the store. Well, kind of short on health today,
Speaker 1: seems like short on customers too. Say I got something
Speaker 1: more in the sporting goods at might interest you, Miss McGee.
Speaker 1: Got a good price on it too.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 4: I might taking off your hands?
Speaker 1: Well, it's one of them collapsible sixteen man rubber life rats,
Speaker 1: you know, just a thing for duck hut with a.
Speaker 7: No no, no, thank you.
Speaker 2: We have one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I got one. Bud picked it up at
Speaker 4: the Surplar store, although it would be handy to have
Speaker 4: a spare one.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, Mige. We just look around some mare, sir.
Speaker 7: We caught you. If we find anything we want.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm always glad to help.
Speaker 5: Well, oh, hordy, doctor Camel, something I can do for you?
Speaker 4: No thanks, Carl, I'm just cutting through to the office.
Speaker 5: Oh hello doctor, Well him, Molly, where's it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: There you are, beetle Puss.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you since Christmas.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's been a wonderful week for us too, Baggie.
Speaker 4: Let's have more like it this coming year, shall we.
Speaker 7: Oh McGhee, don't talk to the doctor like that. Well,
Speaker 7: did you have a nice Christmas? Doctor?
Speaker 13: Wonderful Molly. And before I forget it, and I'd like
Speaker 13: to forget it as soon as possible, I want to
Speaker 13: thank little droops Nude here for his lovely Christmas necktie.
Speaker 13: Thanks for the Christmas necktie, droop Snude. That's okay, big bucket.
Speaker 13: It was a necktie, wasn't it. That's how they diagnosed
Speaker 13: it at the men's counter here. Well, certainly it's a necktie,
Speaker 13: you big bag of duffel?
Speaker 2: What do you think it was?
Speaker 13: We had quite an interesting discussion about that, my boy.
Speaker 13: My housekeeper, who spent some time in the Orient, thought
Speaker 13: it was the sash of an East Mongolian witch doctor's
Speaker 13: ceremonial robes, and I thought he looked more like a
Speaker 13: belly band off of Brazilian Lamabuster's Sunday saddle.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm surprised you didn't know what it was right away.
Speaker 2: Doctor.
Speaker 7: You sent me gee one dislike it last Christmas, just
Speaker 7: like it.
Speaker 4: He sent me the same one last Christmas, and he
Speaker 4: knows it too.
Speaker 7: Oh no, you didn't send the same necktie back to him.
Speaker 4: He certainly he's not gonna leave me struck with a
Speaker 4: monstrosity like that.
Speaker 13: But you can't say I didn't try him, my boy,
Speaker 13: And you can't say I won't try again next year too.
Speaker 5: Then what brings you down here today, Molly? You're not
Speaker 5: still Christmas shopping?
Speaker 7: Well, I guess you might call it that.
Speaker 9: Doctor.
Speaker 6: Aunt Sarah sent McGee a gift certificate this year, and
Speaker 6: he's down here trying to spend it.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for something I've always wanted and couldn't afford. Doctor,
Speaker 4: something unnecessary, just some silly, useless, expensive luxury.
Speaker 5: Oh well you'll find it all right. And Molly's had
Speaker 5: a thing like that for years she has I have
Speaker 5: what you.
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 5: Your kids?
Speaker 2: The kingsman man, what are you doing New Year's Eve?
Speaker 2: The bell ring and the horn.
Speaker 5: And the queen are finally kissing?
Speaker 1: Will I be with you?
Speaker 7: Will you be with me?
Speaker 11: Or will I be a messy?
Speaker 3: Maybe it's much too late for me to say, but
Speaker 3: I'm fa I ask you anyway? What are you doing
Speaker 3: New Years Year? Wonder whose hearts will hold you good
Speaker 3: night when it's twelve o'clock tomorrow night, welcoming in the
Speaker 3: new year you?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm crazy to.
Speaker 3: Suppose I'll never be the one you chose all the thousand.
Speaker 11: Invitations you recee.
Speaker 3: Just in case I stand a little chense, here comes
Speaker 3: a question sid me in a vat.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? New Yes?
Speaker 5: Why are you doing now yearsy?
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm crazy to suppose I never be the one
Speaker 3: you chose hall of the thousand.
Speaker 2: Invitations you re see.
Speaker 3: By Wanna be there with you to ring out the
Speaker 3: old ring.
Speaker 11: In the new hay?
Speaker 3: No I could ever be.
Speaker 1: To me with you?
Speaker 4: Ys for a great big department store like this money.
Speaker 4: They haven't got anything that I really want from my
Speaker 4: gift certificate.
Speaker 7: Don't get it discouraged, Dary. We still have two more
Speaker 7: floors left to look on. This is only the sixth floor.
Speaker 4: You know, I've gone at that plastic riveter's helmet with
Speaker 4: the extra sections that bolt on to cover knots on
Speaker 4: your head would have been swelled, that have just.
Speaker 7: Been Who's here, mister wimp a fall high whim?
Speaker 9: Hello, folks? Are you exchanging something too?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 7: Just shopping around, mister wimble. You down here to exchange
Speaker 7: some presents?
Speaker 9: No, but sweetie face is sweetie face? That's my big
Speaker 9: old wife.
Speaker 14: She came down to exchange a whole lot of little
Speaker 14: bitty gifts that she can't use for one big gift that.
Speaker 2: She can use.
Speaker 4: That's a woman for you, exchanging all her presence?
Speaker 9: Is she No, she's exchanging all my presence, mister mcgon.
Speaker 14: She tore me to wait here and not dare leave
Speaker 14: until she got back, and then she went upstairs to
Speaker 14: the exchange desk.
Speaker 7: Waiting for people. Get softly tiresome, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: It certainly does.
Speaker 14: Now I'm getting pretty annoyed with her to believe me,
Speaker 14: she doesn't show up in exactly five minutes, I'm going
Speaker 14: home without it.
Speaker 9: I'll show him.
Speaker 4: That's that stuff went good for you?
Speaker 5: How long?
Speaker 9: Even when since Friday morning?
Speaker 6: Well then I think giving her another five minutes is completely.
Speaker 4: Fair, mister. Yeah, you can afford to be generous. Whim Remember,
Speaker 4: women are the weaker sex.
Speaker 9: How is that again, mister?
Speaker 7: He just said that women are the weaker sex, mister wimple.
Speaker 9: Oh oh, yes. One thing I like about mister McGee.
Speaker 9: He's always joking.
Speaker 4: Are you taking your Christmas tree down yet?
Speaker 1: Win?
Speaker 14: No, we always burn ours in the fireplace on New
Speaker 14: Year's Eve, mister McGee, I cut the tree up into
Speaker 14: short pieces and build a fire, And at twelve o'clock
Speaker 14: they lighted, and all of sweet faces relatives sit around
Speaker 14: the fire.
Speaker 9: And drink a toast to the New Year.
Speaker 4: Have a gee time, her relatives do where are you
Speaker 4: all this time?
Speaker 2: When?
Speaker 14: Oh I peeked out at them through the banisters and
Speaker 14: my doctor Denton pajamas.
Speaker 7: Do you mean they don't even let you join in
Speaker 7: the festivities?
Speaker 2: No, not, George, that's a not race.
Speaker 9: No, No it isn't, mister McGee, I have more friend
Speaker 9: than Henny, isn't.
Speaker 14: In nine years, they've never discovered who loosens the corks
Speaker 14: and the champagne two days before, and who clogs up
Speaker 14: the chimney so everybody gets to coughing, And who puts
Speaker 14: all the forty five calibery carthages into the fireplace under
Speaker 14: the logs.
Speaker 4: My gosh, whip your laddle to knock off the whole
Speaker 4: knob some night.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what a happy new year that will be?
Speaker 12: Well goodbye?
Speaker 2: Say well, hey molly, look, oh boy?
Speaker 4: Are these beautiful? And get alold of the price? Five
Speaker 4: pairs for ten dollars?
Speaker 7: Sweetheart, those are wool socks.
Speaker 2: I thought you were tired.
Speaker 4: I haven't got any socks like these, baby.
Speaker 2: Look at those plaids, Look at that weave.
Speaker 5: He found something you like, mister McGee.
Speaker 4: Finally, well he seems to like these. Just give me
Speaker 4: five pair of these, dad, and here's my gift certificate.
Speaker 1: Well, I must say you made a wise purchase, mister McGee.
Speaker 1: Ordinarily we sell them talks at four dollars a pair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I tell you?
Speaker 4: I do I know a bargain? Or am I a chump?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: You know these aren't regular machine knit socks.
Speaker 1: Mister McGee, these are a special knit behind exclusive for
Speaker 1: the Bonton.
Speaker 4: Somebody in Scotland.
Speaker 2: I suppose no, No, it's.
Speaker 5: An old lady in pure you.
Speaker 2: Briscoaler.
Speaker 5: Name is Sarah Driscoll.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: They say she don't have to do it for a
Speaker 1: living either, say she's rolled in money. Why you know
Speaker 1: one of our sails meat.
Speaker 5: Well, imagine that they walk that off without even taking.
Speaker 2: Her saales slip.
Speaker 1: A year and a day from now we'll be grazing
Speaker 1: another new year on that day. Your home can be
Speaker 1: more beautiful than it is tonight if during the year
Speaker 1: you have polished your flaws for nature and would work
Speaker 1: with genuine Johnson's wax. Regular use of Johnson's wax brings
Speaker 1: out the beauty of your home. It's true that Johnson's
Speaker 1: wax adds richness and warmth as well as gloss.
Speaker 2: To find things.
Speaker 1: The next three hundred and sixty seven days will work
Speaker 1: less hardship on your floors and furniture because if they're waxed,
Speaker 1: they're protected. Then two housework is easier because dust and
Speaker 1: dirt vanished from wax surfaces with a quick white or
Speaker 1: a light dusting, and speaking of making things easier, attention,
Speaker 1: all snow shovelers. Snow and slush won't.
Speaker 2: Stick to your shovel blade.
Speaker 1: If it's waxed with Johnson's Wax, your shovel will stay
Speaker 1: light and clean without pounding or scraping. Yes, you can
Speaker 1: even make snow shoveling easier with genuine Johnson's wangs.
Speaker 4: Well, you didn't say the word all the way home?
Speaker 2: You tired?
Speaker 7: No fuelial, No, I feel fine.
Speaker 4: You ain't mad because about them socks?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what is the matter?
Speaker 7: Why something bothers me? Huh?
Speaker 6: Whatever happens to little fool Hardy back there in fury
Speaker 6: with the appleony fails.
Speaker 4: When you drew back the bowstring and wine, the string busted,
Speaker 4: Then the bell rang and recess was over.
Speaker 2: Oh is that all? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, good night, Happy New Year to all of you
Speaker 6: from everybody, and we're seeing and whistle vistas.
Speaker 7: Good night all s