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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let Chintaco one on one
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Speaker 1: Did you see I was over there in the corner, Pat,
Speaker 1: Do you know what I was doing? I don't know
Speaker 1: what you were doing over there? Well, with the power
Speaker 1: outage in the building and the short and everything. Yeh,
Speaker 1: turbo fridge is looking a little warm.
Speaker 3: Turbofridge, isn't.
Speaker 1: We're at forty two degrees. That is not like our
Speaker 1: turbo fridge.
Speaker 3: We'll have to continue to monitor.
Speaker 1: That's I just said, you know, That's why I wasn't
Speaker 1: on the mic right away.
Speaker 2: Okay, we do have an update on the escaped monkey
Speaker 2: situation in South Carolina. It was forty three of them,
Speaker 2: oh last week, escaped from a research facility Reese's Monkeys.
Speaker 2: They've captured about half of them, all unharmed at this point,
Speaker 2: until they get into the research facility and they start
Speaker 2: poking and proud.
Speaker 1: Of them and eating their brains, like them Faces of Death.
Speaker 3: It was just some sick Oh, that was a weird movie.
Speaker 2: Probably their eyes open and hey, does this hurt your eyes?
Speaker 2: Now we can do some research for a makeup company. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, So anyway, the Reese's monkey, they've captured about
Speaker 2: half of them. The rest are still out there doing
Speaker 2: monkey business and something nearest Columbia, South Carolina.
Speaker 1: Do you think if you gave a Reese's monkey a
Speaker 1: Reese's cup he'd eat it?
Speaker 3: Sure? Why not?
Speaker 1: I'm just curious?
Speaker 3: You really? I mean you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, monkeys probably like peanut butter, right, they like bananas
Speaker 1: and bananas kind of go with peanut butter. I know
Speaker 1: people who eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, Whole Southern
Speaker 1: boys friends of mine. They also eat a boloneum potato
Speaker 1: chip sandwiches.
Speaker 3: Isn't there a.
Speaker 1: Ballooney potato chip, mustard white bread. That's it. And that's
Speaker 1: a hell of a sandwich.
Speaker 2: I can see where that can be a satisfying little
Speaker 2: lunch treat.
Speaker 3: Oh so good.
Speaker 1: I laughed at it when I first heard of it,
Speaker 1: and then I indulged and went, you got good sandwich there,
Speaker 1: I'll have another?
Speaker 2: Am I off? Or did somebody mentioned when we got
Speaker 2: went down this rabbit hole once before? A while back
Speaker 2: somebody was talking about peanut butter and mayonnaise. Yeah, now
Speaker 2: that's stomach churning. No, that just sounds peanut butter and
Speaker 2: mayonnaise is supposedly good.
Speaker 3: Supposedly anyway.
Speaker 1: I I don't mean to branch, but so half the
Speaker 1: monkey's caught, the other half still lonking around.
Speaker 3: Ye got it? Yes, we'll keep you updated.
Speaker 2: A woman in Thailand has had to endure severe pain
Speaker 2: for nearly two decades after medical staff left a needle
Speaker 2: in her no no place during childbirth. What she's now
Speaker 2: thirty six years old? Said A nurse accidentally dropped a
Speaker 2: needle into her no no place eighteen years ago while
Speaker 2: stitching her up after childbirth. Oh the what are the
Speaker 2: episiotomy that's what they call it. The doctor apparently tried
Speaker 2: using his fingers to retrieve the misplaced needle, but could
Speaker 2: not get it. The woman, I guess, fearing more blood
Speaker 2: loss due to a delay in the suturing. The woman
Speaker 2: recalled the doctor continuing the procedure without taking the needle out.
Speaker 2: She was soon feeling constant pain in her lower abdomen,
Speaker 2: which often turned severe. X ray last year showed that
Speaker 2: the needle was still lodged down there. Oh god, stop,
Speaker 2: it hurts me and I don't even have one of those.
Speaker 2: So eighteen years after giving birth, which do you think
Speaker 2: was more painful that raising the child through eighteen years?
Speaker 2: You know how that goes.
Speaker 1: I'd say the child probably, or or which was more
Speaker 1: painful raising the child eighteen years the needle down there?
Speaker 1: Or for the husband? Ah?
Speaker 2: You know, I mean you have to wonder if he
Speaker 2: ever got a contact the contact prick from that.
Speaker 3: Wow, that just sounds so well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like a Reese's monkey eat and
Speaker 1: some racist pieces. It's just bananas. Hey, speaking of banana
Speaker 1: with you, honey. Now, they say razor blades, needles, needles.
Speaker 2: Every single person's cringing right now, all right, it's not
Speaker 2: in all my balls. Uh, well it is. Stop that's it, Okay,
Speaker 2: could we go. Let's go to food, which was a
Speaker 2: better topic. At two two five, two six, somebody said,
Speaker 2: taco griddle the baloney, and they spelled baloney correct, by
Speaker 2: the way, which was good. B L bol o A
Speaker 2: g A on each side for a lake char then
Speaker 2: put on the sandwich. Uh, everybody's making needle d jokes. Uh,
Speaker 2: banana mayonnaise sandwich, peanut butter, banana and mayonnaise sandwich spelled
Speaker 2: sandwich by the way. Fried baloney, eh, fried baloney, fried
Speaker 2: egg and cheese.
Speaker 3: Said, that's probably really good.
Speaker 1: It really is, I bet because just like you know,
Speaker 1: a hammeg and cheese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got it. Listen.
Speaker 2: I hope fellow boloney eaters, you're going all beef variety there.
Speaker 2: Don't don't go with the parts and pieces baloney. Make
Speaker 2: sure the package you buy says all beef. I think
Speaker 2: I might go buy boloona. No, I still have that leftover.
Speaker 2: Ruben Hey check this out. Some Oh it's Turnpike Tuger.
Speaker 3: The hell we were talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't worry forget monkeys for getting needle dicks everything.
Speaker 1: Listen like Tuger who had veterans say thank you for
Speaker 1: your service, sir. His nicknames termed by Tuger. That's how
Speaker 1: he passes his time on his commute exactly. Anyway, there's
Speaker 1: a sock under that seat. Anyway, he says, why are
Speaker 1: we still using animals for testing and not pedophiles? Dude,
Speaker 1: that he might be onto something and give the warning
Speaker 1: ahead so it doesn't seem cruel and unusual for what
Speaker 1: you did to kids in the first place.
Speaker 3: It convicted.
Speaker 1: If you are convicted pedophile, we're testing makeup and stuff on. Well,
Speaker 1: you're like that, but you know what I'm getting at,
Speaker 1: use them instead of all you start.
Speaker 2: With this mob world Order stuff. And this is where
Speaker 2: it ends up branching into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, BWO by the way out front. Did you see
Speaker 1: that big box in the atrium and the hell box
Speaker 1: out there have.
Speaker 2: The akuzzis and then supply of the BWO paraphernalia.
Speaker 1: Right, I think we just got another couple thousand BWO
Speaker 1: stickers and the koozies. No promises, but they will be
Speaker 1: at Thursday night football when we got.
Speaker 2: Or you can start sending yourself address stamped envelopes again
Speaker 2: and we'll send you the stickers.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, peanut butter, peanut butter and bacon on toast,
Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly with nacho cheese flavored doritas.
Speaker 3: That sounds absolutely vile.
Speaker 1: I think if I had to eat, I could, and
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: And finally uh.
Speaker 2: Tennis Channel analyst John Wortham has been fired by Tennis
Speaker 2: Channel for making fun of some female tennis player's forehead
Speaker 2: went Wimbledon champion bar Barbara. I don't even know how
Speaker 2: you say your name, but.
Speaker 1: What do you think I am Barbarakjikova.
Speaker 2: Look at look at the forehead, and young take the court.
Speaker 3: That was eight head.
Speaker 1: He said, Oh my god, I was gonna say five head,
Speaker 1: but he went eight head on her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he's out the door.
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