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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see I was over there in the corner, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I was doing? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you were doing over there? Well, with the power

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<v Speaker 1>outage in the building and the short and everything. Yeh,

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<v Speaker 1>turbo fridge is looking a little warm.

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<v Speaker 3>Turbofridge, isn't.

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<v Speaker 1>We're at forty two degrees. That is not like our

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<v Speaker 1>turbo fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll have to continue to monitor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I just said, you know, That's why I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>on the mic right away.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we do have an update on the escaped monkey

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<v Speaker 2>situation in South Carolina. It was forty three of them,

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<v Speaker 2>oh last week, escaped from a research facility Reese's Monkeys.

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<v Speaker 2>They've captured about half of them, all unharmed at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>until they get into the research facility and they start

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<v Speaker 2>poking and proud.

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<v Speaker 1>Of them and eating their brains, like them Faces of Death.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just some sick Oh, that was a weird movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably their eyes open and hey, does this hurt your eyes?

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<v Speaker 2>Now we can do some research for a makeup company. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, So anyway, the Reese's monkey, they've captured about

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<v Speaker 2>half of them. The rest are still out there doing

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<v Speaker 2>monkey business and something nearest Columbia, South Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think if you gave a Reese's monkey a

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<v Speaker 1>Reese's cup he'd eat it?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure? Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just curious?

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<v Speaker 3>You really? I mean you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, monkeys probably like peanut butter, right, they like bananas

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<v Speaker 1>and bananas kind of go with peanut butter. I know

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<v Speaker 1>people who eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, Whole Southern

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<v Speaker 1>boys friends of mine. They also eat a boloneum potato

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<v Speaker 1>chip sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't there a.

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<v Speaker 1>Ballooney potato chip, mustard white bread. That's it. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>a hell of a sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see where that can be a satisfying little

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<v Speaker 2>lunch treat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed at it when I first heard of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I indulged and went, you got good sandwich there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have another?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I off? Or did somebody mentioned when we got

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<v Speaker 2>went down this rabbit hole once before? A while back

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<v Speaker 2>somebody was talking about peanut butter and mayonnaise. Yeah, now

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<v Speaker 2>that's stomach churning. No, that just sounds peanut butter and

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<v Speaker 2>mayonnaise is supposedly good.

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<v Speaker 3>Supposedly anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't mean to branch, but so half the

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<v Speaker 1>monkey's caught, the other half still lonking around.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye got it? Yes, we'll keep you updated.

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<v Speaker 2>A woman in Thailand has had to endure severe pain

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<v Speaker 2>for nearly two decades after medical staff left a needle

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<v Speaker 2>in her no no place during childbirth. What she's now

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<v Speaker 2>thirty six years old? Said A nurse accidentally dropped a

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<v Speaker 2>needle into her no no place eighteen years ago while

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<v Speaker 2>stitching her up after childbirth. Oh the what are the

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<v Speaker 2>episiotomy that's what they call it. The doctor apparently tried

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<v Speaker 2>using his fingers to retrieve the misplaced needle, but could

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<v Speaker 2>not get it. The woman, I guess, fearing more blood

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<v Speaker 2>loss due to a delay in the suturing. The woman

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<v Speaker 2>recalled the doctor continuing the procedure without taking the needle out.

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<v Speaker 2>She was soon feeling constant pain in her lower abdomen,

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<v Speaker 2>which often turned severe. X ray last year showed that

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<v Speaker 2>the needle was still lodged down there. Oh god, stop,

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<v Speaker 2>it hurts me and I don't even have one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>So eighteen years after giving birth, which do you think

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<v Speaker 2>was more painful that raising the child through eighteen years?

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<v Speaker 2>You know how that goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say the child probably, or or which was more

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<v Speaker 1>painful raising the child eighteen years the needle down there?

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<v Speaker 1>Or for the husband? Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I mean you have to wonder if he

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<v Speaker 2>ever got a contact the contact prick from that.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that just sounds so well, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like it's like a Reese's monkey eat and

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<v Speaker 1>some racist pieces. It's just bananas. Hey, speaking of banana

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<v Speaker 1>with you, honey. Now, they say razor blades, needles, needles.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single person's cringing right now, all right, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>in all my balls. Uh, well it is. Stop that's it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>could we go. Let's go to food, which was a

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<v Speaker 2>better topic. At two two five, two six, somebody said,

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<v Speaker 2>taco griddle the baloney, and they spelled baloney correct, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, which was good. B L bol o A

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<v Speaker 2>g A on each side for a lake char then

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<v Speaker 2>put on the sandwich. Uh, everybody's making needle d jokes. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>banana mayonnaise sandwich, peanut butter, banana and mayonnaise sandwich spelled

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich by the way. Fried baloney, eh, fried baloney, fried

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<v Speaker 2>egg and cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Said, that's probably really good.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is, I bet because just like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a hammeg and cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got it. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope fellow boloney eaters, you're going all beef variety there.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't go with the parts and pieces baloney. Make

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<v Speaker 2>sure the package you buy says all beef. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I might go buy boloona. No, I still have that leftover.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruben Hey check this out. Some Oh it's Turnpike Tuger.

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<v Speaker 3>The hell we were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't worry forget monkeys for getting needle dicks everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen like Tuger who had veterans say thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>your service, sir. His nicknames termed by Tuger. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>he passes his time on his commute exactly. Anyway, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a sock under that seat. Anyway, he says, why are

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<v Speaker 1>we still using animals for testing and not pedophiles? Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that he might be onto something and give the warning

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<v Speaker 1>ahead so it doesn't seem cruel and unusual for what

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<v Speaker 1>you did to kids in the first place.

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<v Speaker 3>It convicted.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are convicted pedophile, we're testing makeup and stuff on. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like that, but you know what I'm getting at,

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<v Speaker 1>use them instead of all you start.

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<v Speaker 2>With this mob world Order stuff. And this is where

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<v Speaker 2>it ends up branching into.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, BWO by the way out front. Did you see

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<v Speaker 1>that big box in the atrium and the hell box

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<v Speaker 1>out there have.

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<v Speaker 2>The akuzzis and then supply of the BWO paraphernalia.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I think we just got another couple thousand BWO

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<v Speaker 1>stickers and the koozies. No promises, but they will be

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<v Speaker 1>at Thursday night football when we got.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you can start sending yourself address stamped envelopes again

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll send you the stickers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, peanut butter, peanut butter and bacon on toast,

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter and jelly with nacho cheese flavored doritas.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds absolutely vile.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if I had to eat, I could, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 3>And finally uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Tennis Channel analyst John Wortham has been fired by Tennis

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<v Speaker 2>Channel for making fun of some female tennis player's forehead

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<v Speaker 2>went Wimbledon champion bar Barbara. I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 2>you say your name, but.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think I am Barbarakjikova.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at look at the forehead, and young take the court.

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<v Speaker 3>That was eight head.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, Oh my god, I was gonna say five head,

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<v Speaker 1>but he went eight head on her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know he's out the door.

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