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<v Speaker 1>Hey, folks, it's Mike Gavino here with lifelong pal A J.

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<v Speaker 1>Benza for Everything is a Bit episode number thirty. Our

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<v Speaker 1>Steph Curry episode today.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, cool, cool Curry, Steph. I listen these these uh,

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<v Speaker 2>these warriors, they're fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Draymond talking smack down. Of course, there's been a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of smack talking. In fact, we should talk about some

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<v Speaker 1>of the smack talk. Uh. Did you see the Lebron

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<v Speaker 1>Uh what's his name? The French guy on Minnesota, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the center, What the heck is his name? On

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<v Speaker 1>the Timberwolves. Uh? Oh, I know, Rudy Gobert.

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<v Speaker 3>Go be Bear, Go Bear, So Lebron said, So there

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<v Speaker 3>were lineup for free throws, and you know, Lebron goes

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<v Speaker 3>to box, go bear out and go Bear puts an

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<v Speaker 3>elbow into the back of Lebron's neck.

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<v Speaker 1>And pushes him a little bit. Not that and Lebron

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<v Speaker 1>of course, of course, of course, and so Lebron goes

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<v Speaker 1>to the ref eject him. He just elbowed my fucking head. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Rudy Gobert's response is shut up, you soft ass motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's what he says to Lebron.

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<v Speaker 2>That's this is great that the word is out that Lebron.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody who doesn't like Lebron's antics are are known to

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<v Speaker 2>call him soft. And that's what's getting him, that's what's

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<v Speaker 2>getting to look the other night, he single handedly lost

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<v Speaker 2>that game. He takes that thirty foot three that clanked

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<v Speaker 2>off the rim, then the inbound pants from him gets

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<v Speaker 2>stolen at a crucial moment. Then as Anthony Edwards is

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<v Speaker 2>driving for a layer up at a crucial point, Lebron

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<v Speaker 2>smacked his hand. First they said it was off Edwards.

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<v Speaker 2>Then with the replay you saw him smack his wrists.

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<v Speaker 2>That's three horrible plays in a row. You gotta blame Lebron,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta. He is forty, I understand, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>trying to say he should be playing at a tippy

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<v Speaker 2>top level. But these young guys like this Shay, this

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<v Speaker 2>Shae was his named Gildris Alexander and the don Chicks

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<v Speaker 2>and the Jokers and all these young guys, the aesty,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't really care anymore. They don't have this, They

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<v Speaker 2>don't think of him as this god.

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<v Speaker 1>They're certainly not the same. I think there's still a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of respect for him as a as a player,

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<v Speaker 1>and certainly for the career he's had. But he's done

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<v Speaker 1>himself this great disservice with all of these soccer like

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<v Speaker 1>go to the ground only to be perfectly okay thirty

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<v Speaker 1>seconds later and not.

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<v Speaker 2>Walking off walking off the court through the locker room

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<v Speaker 2>with eight seconds to go, and not for nothing. But

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<v Speaker 2>there could have been an awful experience with Anthony Edwards

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<v Speaker 2>where Lebron was going for a loose.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I saw that.

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<v Speaker 2>That could have been an that could have been an

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<v Speaker 2>awful injury for one of their premiere players in basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>But he pulled through.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I love the playoffs. The playoffs, there's so much

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<v Speaker 1>like this Knicks Piston series so great. It's so much

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<v Speaker 1>fun because they're beating the crap out of each other.

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<v Speaker 1>And look, was it a foul in the last play

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<v Speaker 1>of the game, Yes, of course, but it was a

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<v Speaker 1>foul on five one hundred other players all throughout that game.

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<v Speaker 1>For whatever reason, the refs, you know, make these decisions

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<v Speaker 1>about you know what we're gonna call time, it's not,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. Here are the rules of basketball. Here's what

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<v Speaker 1>the foul is and what a foul isn't, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you do it's no tonight. Yeah, what's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a foul tonight? And what's not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a foul? And for whatever reason, I think probably in

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<v Speaker 1>No Stout more than anything else they've said.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, for this Knicks Piston series, I just got to

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<v Speaker 4>beat the shit out, see what happens, and so on

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<v Speaker 4>that basis, you really can't bitch about then fall on

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<v Speaker 4>the last shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Because there were no calls.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know. And Jalen Brownson who Brunson, who I love,

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<v Speaker 2>and every Nick fan can't believe what he does night

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<v Speaker 2>in night out.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he likes.

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<v Speaker 2>To flop as well. He tries to get contact constantly,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's a smaller guy inside that jungle area where

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<v Speaker 2>people get hit hard. But yeah, it's not right what

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<v Speaker 2>the refs are doing. It should be the game should

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<v Speaker 2>be called the way it should be called. But I

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<v Speaker 2>do love. As I told my son we were watching

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<v Speaker 2>the game together, I'm like, this is what the Knicks

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<v Speaker 2>Pistons used to be like, except there used to be

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<v Speaker 2>fistfights on top of the contact, you know. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I love the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching a series from the nineteen nineties, I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>know they let that continue, and I think that's the

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<v Speaker 1>only way the Knicks have any chants in it in

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<v Speaker 1>another round. But so I saw this thing that I

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<v Speaker 1>had to get your get your take on. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was fascinating. It turned into some super long thread

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<v Speaker 1>on X. But the opening, the opening premise, The opening

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<v Speaker 1>question was, can one hundred unarmed men defeat a single

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<v Speaker 1>gorilla in a fight?

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<v Speaker 2>One one hundred of.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, all unarmed men defeat a single gorilla in a fight?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me give you a little Let me give you

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<v Speaker 1>a little data before you weigh in with your fisher. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So a silverback gorilla can lift up to eight hundred

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<v Speaker 1>kilos that's like eighteen hundred pounds seventeen jesus. They can

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<v Speaker 1>run twenty five miles an hour, Jesu. They have a

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<v Speaker 1>bite for of thirteen hundred pounds per square inch. That's

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<v Speaker 1>enough to easily crush bone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one swing of their arm can kill a human.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Gorillas are also agile and tough. They can charge fast,

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<v Speaker 1>they can dodge attacks, and their thick skulls and bones

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<v Speaker 1>make it really hard for you to injure them. So

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<v Speaker 1>they're built for combat in ways that humans just are

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<v Speaker 1>not built for combat. Now, contrast that with the humans.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's there's one hundred of them. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they have sheer numbers, right if they swarm the gorilla

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<v Speaker 1>at once. I mean, but if you're one hundred people,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't swarm it when I mean everybody can't get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of the gorilla. No, maybe you could get

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<v Speaker 1>like six guys at once, could get a hold of

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<v Speaker 1>the gorilla. No, but the gorillas just can be throwing

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<v Speaker 1>people off of them.

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<v Speaker 2>No chance. You can't go with the guys. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>gorilla all the way.

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<v Speaker 1>You're taking the girl against a hunt. Okay, well, so

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<v Speaker 1>don't discount that humans have intelligence and endurance, so that

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<v Speaker 1>the humans could plan a strategy. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that strategy strategy, I don't know, but uh, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know there's a hundred of them, and so they would

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<v Speaker 1>have an opportunity to plan a strategy. I mean, to me,

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that that makes any sense that you

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<v Speaker 1>could do as a swarm and actually hurt him is

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<v Speaker 1>bite them. Is a hundred a hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Humans, that's not gonna kill a gorilla biting him.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred people biting him.

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<v Speaker 2>That that will mean shit. These motherfuckers fight lions and

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<v Speaker 2>tigers and should They're not gonna be worried by a

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<v Speaker 2>human bite. Our bites are ridiculous. Look a good.

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<v Speaker 1>Bites are nasty, actually, you know, nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're not like a hyena or a lion and

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<v Speaker 2>al or a tiger. Look at gorilla's first of all.

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<v Speaker 2>Chimpinze's are so frightening because they have the strength of

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<v Speaker 2>five men. A gorilla is gonna throw his arms. The

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<v Speaker 2>only way you can defeat a gorilla would be even

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<v Speaker 2>if you put one hundred MMA fighters in there, what

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<v Speaker 2>are they gonna do kick his shins. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>that's gonna work. They're not gonna get him in a

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<v Speaker 2>choke hold or any of that Brazilian jiu jitsu. Shit,

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna be comfortable on the ground. He's gonna ground

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<v Speaker 2>and pound. He's got claws, he's got tremendous teeth. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he might be tired after the first seventy, but no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's over. You can't beat it without a weapon. If

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<v Speaker 2>one guy had a weapon, you got a shot. No

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<v Speaker 2>no weapons, no weapon, I go gorilla all the way.

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<v Speaker 1>No weapons other than you like you get a weapon

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<v Speaker 1>like Kirk got it on that planet when he when

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<v Speaker 1>he fought against the gorn. So you have to use

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<v Speaker 1>the natural habit. So if you could get a tree,

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<v Speaker 1>a break off a branch and sharpen the end of

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<v Speaker 1>a branch, I think that'd be I think you have

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<v Speaker 1>to say that's legal in the fight. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're going to sharpen the branch with, if

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<v Speaker 1>to sharpen it against something else naturally occurring.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I had been taking into the fear factor

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<v Speaker 2>of all these men staring down a silver back gorilla.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we love to look at our opponent and

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<v Speaker 2>size them up. You can't size up a silver back gorilla.

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<v Speaker 2>They can fling a man thirty feet easy with one

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<v Speaker 2>swing of their arm. No, I don't see.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I mean there's an obvious number one reality show here, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this would be like how many millions of

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<v Speaker 1>people would watch this?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? So?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was just thinking, instead of having to do

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<v Speaker 1>the uh you know, prisons in foreign countries, we could

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<v Speaker 1>throw some kind of option at these uh you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the gang bangers from from Venezuela or whatever you could be.

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<v Speaker 1>You could we could send you tell Salvador and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to this maximum security presence could be really

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<v Speaker 1>or you can sign this release here and be part

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<v Speaker 1>of the man Versus Gorilla game show reality show and

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<v Speaker 1>if you survive, you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you're good to go. Yeah, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't stay in our country, but you're good to

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<v Speaker 1>go in some other country as a as a free man. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>we get a hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>That way, I would think so, But.

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<v Speaker 1>Verse is there anything illegal about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, of course there is an animal abuse. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no way you could have man versus ape.

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<v Speaker 1>What's human abuse? Yeah, but you girls gonna win.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you can't even have a fucking kitty cat

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<v Speaker 2>on a movie set without saying no cat was injured

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<v Speaker 2>during this movie. You can't. You can't have a show

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<v Speaker 2>to incapacitated gorilla. How would you do it? Five guys

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<v Speaker 2>on each arm and somebody choking? Oh? Man, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>see it. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the gorilla side. I think the gorilla does win.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think the you know, either your if you

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<v Speaker 1>could fashion weapons at a natural material like how Kirk

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<v Speaker 1>blew up the gorn, or you or you can bite

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you that's the only.

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<v Speaker 2>Biting through that hair and into whatever his skin feels like.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine what kind of damage our mouths were doing.

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<v Speaker 1>A gorilla you get to a major artery and and bite.

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<v Speaker 2>God, don't forget they throw ship at us too. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean that could be.

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<v Speaker 1>That's also the least. If you're up against a gorilla

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<v Speaker 1>throwing ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like, fine, you're probably trained for that. I don't,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't see it happening, but it would

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<v Speaker 2>be a great shows.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you could with ai Oh, like.

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<v Speaker 2>The the Muhammad Ali Rocky Marciano fight. Simulate it and

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<v Speaker 2>see what happens. You're gonna see humans being thrown in

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<v Speaker 2>you seen that pangolin show on Netflix? The Life of

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<v Speaker 2>the Pangolin? Those little dinosaurs ant theater type things. They're amazing,

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<v Speaker 2>but they don't have any teeth. They just have a

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<v Speaker 2>long tongue. But they're out there on this preserve in Johannesburg,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe some of these guys, instead of going to jail,

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<v Speaker 2>put them on a preserve. If you can stay alive,

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<v Speaker 2>kill your own food, you can make a weapon from

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<v Speaker 2>a tree brand whatever you want. You're gonna encounter gorillas.

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<v Speaker 2>But hey that boot. But if you can live, you

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, no, look, I think I think there's a an

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<v Speaker 1>but to to take these things that you that you

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<v Speaker 1>think would be fascinating to see but not having be

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<v Speaker 1>likely would be and uh and see see where it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they did a show years ago Discovery. I think

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<v Speaker 2>about different animals versus different animals, you know, alligator, the

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<v Speaker 2>alligator versus shark, the bite force and who would win

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<v Speaker 2>was all about bite force and that was a great show.

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<v Speaker 2>They simulated it who would win in a fight? I

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<v Speaker 2>love that show. I don't know the name of it,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you look up Google, you know, uh, animal

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<v Speaker 2>and those were great because they would show you exactly

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<v Speaker 2>was either history or discovery. They even did things like

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<v Speaker 2>against a guy from you know, uh, feudal times? And

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of weapons would they use and how would

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<v Speaker 1>That is cool and I imagine we're going to see

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of this kind of what if sort of stuff. AI.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, before you go further, did you see the video

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<v Speaker 2>of our lovely Carmelo Anthony, the kid who's stabbed Austin

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<v Speaker 2>him playing basketball and a little skirmish occurred on the

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<v Speaker 2>court and Carmelo Anthony, who wasn't involved in the skirmers,

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<v Speaker 2>decided to get involved while the white boy was on

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<v Speaker 2>the ground, and he stomped his head with his sneaker

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<v Speaker 2>on the on the wooden basketball court before the refs

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<v Speaker 2>and a parent got in between them. So this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Really when was that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I have to be recently because he's

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<v Speaker 2>in high school playing ball, so let's call it a

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<v Speaker 2>year or two whatever. But they found a video of

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<v Speaker 2>him doing that, which is now the new move. Whenever

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<v Speaker 2>these dunes attack a bunch of kids, they go down.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not enough to knock somebody out. Now they stop

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<v Speaker 2>your head with their feet. It's it's just it's it's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that's all. That's wonderful. Camello Anthony, who people

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<v Speaker 2>think was just doing nothing wrong, and you know Austin

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<v Speaker 2>Metcalff put his hand on him. Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe that scene in the gym was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>another white on black racial crime that he was, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I believe I believe the kid he stomped on was white.

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<v Speaker 2>I I can't say for sure, but either way, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we our sons played basketball. There's no place there's no head.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no there's no head stomping. Well, hopefully, uh, that

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing won't get decided by jury selection and tried

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<v Speaker 1>on the facts that I've seen. We've seen worse. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to give a cap tip to, uh to Republican

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<v Speaker 1>Senator Josh Hawley because uh, his his new bill. I

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<v Speaker 1>know he's one of the sponsors. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>he's the only sponsor, but the preventing elected leaders from

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<v Speaker 1>owning securities and investments. If you spell out the acronym there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Pelosi exactly exactly. The bill is the Pelosi bill, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the classic.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see her speech the other day where she

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<v Speaker 2>could I mean, she man, I have been able to

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<v Speaker 2>speak better coming home from a bender. She just couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>get any words out at this podium. I know she's old,

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<v Speaker 2>and I guess that's part of it, but it just

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<v Speaker 2>seems to be an alcohol issue with her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's old. Did you watch stuff of her

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<v Speaker 1>in her forties, fifties and sixties, and she was a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking for nature.

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<v Speaker 2>She was tough and she shot and easy on the

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<v Speaker 2>eyes back in the day too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, she could look at them I know. So

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<v Speaker 1>you got to give her her due. She's she's been

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<v Speaker 1>a major player in Washington for half a freaking century,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, close to it. Speaking of bills, new California

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<v Speaker 1>Bill AB thirteen thirty three, have you heard about this? No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is an assemblement So this state law. Rich Chavez

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<v Speaker 1>spur is the sponsor. And if they pass this, you

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<v Speaker 1>will no longer be able to protect yourself if a

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<v Speaker 1>criminal attacks you or your family. So if someone, if

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<v Speaker 1>someone dies, So a guy breaks into your house and

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<v Speaker 1>you're defending your family and in a struggle you kill

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<v Speaker 1>the perpetrator, you will be defending yourself against murder charges.

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<v Speaker 1>That's something like that happens. So now we have constitutional

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<v Speaker 1>right to bear arms to defend proper private property. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So California's just decide and who the fuck where Even

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<v Speaker 1>as crazy as some of this woke stuff is, where

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<v Speaker 1>do you pull this out from? We love the We

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<v Speaker 1>love illegal aliens so much that if one because they

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any food brace in your house to steal

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<v Speaker 1>your money or your food, or because they're horny and

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<v Speaker 1>they don't have a woman to rape your daughter, right,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you dare no hurt them?

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<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable because we'll put you off a murder charge. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't believe that's even the thing. But but the left

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<v Speaker 2>has gone soa bananas to the point now where they're

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<v Speaker 2>they're protecting this guy, the Maryland father, Cabriel Garcia whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>his whole three names are the MS thirteen guy, So

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<v Speaker 2>clearly is affiliated with that gang. And you got okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it was what have you? But he did some bad things.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a record on him including his wife getting a

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<v Speaker 1>Including him getting kicked out of the country for being

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<v Speaker 1>and then a third team member.

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<v Speaker 2>And driving a bunch of people from the border to

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<v Speaker 2>Maryland to work in construction. But you know these people,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just we we've got we need him back in America.

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<v Speaker 2>They're arguing about now they've got to pay student loans back.

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<v Speaker 2>That's unfair. They've lost their minds. They've just lost their minds.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, or there's a there's a strategy that this is

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<v Speaker 1>what you're looking at with this. I don't think they

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<v Speaker 1>care about that guy at all.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would they. But if they can, if they can

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<v Speaker 1>demand that level of due process for everyone, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the ten million, twelve million, whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>think the number is, Trump's not gonna be able to

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<v Speaker 1>get out. And so this is this is to me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's clear as day is we know we have we know.

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<v Speaker 1>What we know is that he wasn't given due process,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we know that his fate is he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to prison in another country and being kicked out of

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<v Speaker 1>this country. We just want him brought back here. So

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<v Speaker 1>that can be determined so that we can then claim

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<v Speaker 1>that every other you can't put three hundred on a flight,

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<v Speaker 1>every single one of them, one at a time, has

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<v Speaker 1>to get due process. We're going to slow you down

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<v Speaker 1>to a crawl, so that at the end of four years,

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<v Speaker 1>if we're successful with everything else that we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>destroy of what you want to do, we somehow find

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<v Speaker 1>a way to win an election that's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>heavily dependent on us getting as many of He's ten million,

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<v Speaker 1>twelve million, fifty to be able to vote as we

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<v Speaker 1>possibly can. We need them to stay in this country

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<v Speaker 1>to vote for our candidates. And that's all any of

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<v Speaker 1>it it's about. It's all it's ever about. And it's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's a it's a it's it's awful. And

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<v Speaker 2>I know the first hundred days what Trump has done,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a few things that have been on my mind

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<v Speaker 2>as kind of quirky and is that right? More his decisions,

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<v Speaker 2>not so much as actions. Some of the tariff stuff

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<v Speaker 2>bothers me. The Pete Hegg set stuff I'm concerned about.

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<v Speaker 2>But overall, the first hundred days have been everything I

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<v Speaker 2>could have wished for. And yet the left is still

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<v Speaker 2>acting like a Trump voters are very unhappy. They regret

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<v Speaker 2>what they did. No, we don't we known.

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<v Speaker 1>His look, his scores on the economy, his scores on

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<v Speaker 1>on the tariffs themselves, they're all terrible. They're all off.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that. I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they are. I've looked at five different they're they're terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>I've looked at I've looked at ones that say they're

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<v Speaker 2>not that bad. I've looked at show me one, show me.

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<v Speaker 1>A j There's there's, there's. It depends who the the

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<v Speaker 1>group is that you're that you're polling right. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>if if there was an election next month and the

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats just put up somebody with half a brain, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a lot more than they currently have in the

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<v Speaker 1>they have a brain to put up, they would win.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump Trump took this on. It's a really dangerous thing

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<v Speaker 1>to take on. Now he's got to make it work.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got to make it work. And uh, and that

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<v Speaker 1>they're already the strategy couldn't possibly have been to be

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<v Speaker 1>where we are now. That couldn't possibly have been the strategy.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think things are that so fucking dire right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it. Why why is it so bad

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<v Speaker 2>that we had a president that said, look, we've been

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<v Speaker 2>getting ripped off, not just by China, but by many

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<v Speaker 2>countries who we send tons of money to. It's time

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<v Speaker 2>to equal their talents.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, we're having a trade imbalance with someone. Doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting ripped off. Yeah, well, where he mishandled. Where

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<v Speaker 1>he mishandled. More worse than anything is what he allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to happen to the US Canada relationship, which just resulted

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<v Speaker 1>in another left wing wacko getting elected in Canada when

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<v Speaker 1>the conservative candidate was way ahead in the polls before

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<v Speaker 1>Trump came in. And you know, there are there are

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I go into publics three times a week and fuck

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<v Speaker 1>those people take my money and they don't. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>my stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're not offering them stuff that's not it's not

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<v Speaker 2>a good comparison. What do we what do we need

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<v Speaker 2>from Canada so badly that we don't have here in America?

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<v Speaker 2>And when they do give it to us, we're charged

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<v Speaker 2>remarkably high taxes on it. Why can't we even that up?

421
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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with that?

422
00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:35.599
<v Speaker 1>There's specific stuff, ridiculous stuff like maple syrup and stuff

423
00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:45.960
<v Speaker 1>like that number cars, but overall it's we just are consuming.

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<v Speaker 1>We're much bigger country, we're much bigger consumers, so we

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<v Speaker 1>have much more money. We're going to take more from

426
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<v Speaker 1>Canada than they take from It's not possible for them

427
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<v Speaker 1>to take more from us. They don't have a population

428
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<v Speaker 1>to take more from us. The whole thing is idiotic,

429
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<v Speaker 1>It really is. It's stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what about how is it idiotic that we sent

431
00:26:08.240 --> 00:26:10.880
<v Speaker 2>them billions of dollars hundreds of billions of dollars a year?

432
00:26:10.920 --> 00:26:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Is that idiotic? Part?

433
00:26:12.279 --> 00:26:16.319
<v Speaker 1>Should have gone after fucking China? He should have united

434
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<v Speaker 1>the world. Yeah, after he pissed off the rest of

435
00:26:20.519 --> 00:26:24.240
<v Speaker 1>the fucking planet. He should have just gone balls out

436
00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:28.799
<v Speaker 1>after fucking China, and he shouldn't have fucked with anything else.

437
00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:33.759
<v Speaker 1>Or or if you want to have uh, reciprocals and

438
00:26:34.119 --> 00:26:39.400
<v Speaker 1>uh and only reciprocals, then then have reciprocals. But but

439
00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:42.079
<v Speaker 1>why do we pick a fight with the world. Why

440
00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:43.519
<v Speaker 1>are we fighting with Mexico?

441
00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:48.440
<v Speaker 2>And why are we fighting in Mexico? Oh christ, I

442
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:51.160
<v Speaker 2>don't think that's so far fetched. Why why don't we

443
00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:54.279
<v Speaker 2>have issues with Mexico? How many fucking iss did Mexico

444
00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:57.759
<v Speaker 2>just allow the bullshit to happen with their people and

445
00:26:57.799 --> 00:27:01.200
<v Speaker 2>the cartels and fucking killing Americans with drugs.

446
00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'm all for I'm all for protecting the border,

447
00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:12.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm all for uh for. I'm one thousand percent behind

448
00:27:12.599 --> 00:27:18.519
<v Speaker 1>him on everything border related and protecting citizen citizenship related. Absolutely,

449
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:22.839
<v Speaker 1>But we're talking about trade, and he's the one who

450
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<v Speaker 1>did the trade deal, and everything between the US, Mexico,

451
00:27:27.160 --> 00:27:30.079
<v Speaker 1>and Canada operates off of it. Was his fucking.

452
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<v Speaker 2>I just think that he came in the way he

453
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:38.079
<v Speaker 2>normally walks into a room letting everybody know there's a

454
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<v Speaker 2>new sheriff in town. And especially after the last four

455
00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:43.440
<v Speaker 2>years with Biden, where we got stepped on by a

456
00:27:43.480 --> 00:27:46.480
<v Speaker 2>lot of countries, he had to make a big, sweeping

457
00:27:46.599 --> 00:27:50.480
<v Speaker 2>statement that this shit isn't happening anymore. America is not

458
00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:53.279
<v Speaker 2>going to go bankrupt. We we we fund so many

459
00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:56.960
<v Speaker 2>countries and protect so many countries, and yet no one

460
00:27:57.039 --> 00:27:59.519
<v Speaker 2>gives us back what they what they should give us back.

461
00:27:59.799 --> 00:28:02.160
<v Speaker 2>We have people, we have countries that always tons of

462
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:04.799
<v Speaker 2>money that no one ever bothers to collect. So yeah,

463
00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:06.880
<v Speaker 2>did he go overboard and make too much of a

464
00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:10.640
<v Speaker 2>sweeping move. Probably, but that's his nature. He'll pare it

465
00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:14.519
<v Speaker 2>down and eventually I have trusted him that it'll work out.

466
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<v Speaker 2>I just do. I call it blind trust, whatever you

467
00:28:17.480 --> 00:28:20.200
<v Speaker 2>want to call it. I feel like it'll work out.

468
00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:24.480
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, now it's just a scramble. I mean, now

469
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:28.359
<v Speaker 1>it's just a scramble. Now it's now it's oh shit,

470
00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:32.880
<v Speaker 1>my game plan completely failed. I got to scrap it

471
00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:35.480
<v Speaker 1>and now let me see what I can salvage. They

472
00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:41.799
<v Speaker 1>are in salvage mode right now. It's uh, it's it's

473
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:49.240
<v Speaker 1>not good now. I mean, thankfully for him, thankfully for Republicans.

474
00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:54.839
<v Speaker 1>The Dems are just and crazy and they have.

475
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<v Speaker 2>If the Democrats had like a legit, shittimate person that

476
00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:06.079
<v Speaker 2>was gonna run, I totally agree that we'd be looking

477
00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:10.000
<v Speaker 2>at holy shit, this is a this is dangerous. There's

478
00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:13.039
<v Speaker 2>a big contender on the left side. But they have

479
00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:17.960
<v Speaker 2>not They have nobody and and and I know they're

480
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:20.319
<v Speaker 2>quaking in their shoes. They're trying to find somebody that

481
00:29:20.319 --> 00:29:24.680
<v Speaker 2>can do anything to disrupt what Trump is doing or

482
00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:27.799
<v Speaker 2>change the way. But I haven't heard any name yet

483
00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:30.519
<v Speaker 2>that they think can do. Forget about alc and Bernie.

484
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:31.640
<v Speaker 2>That's ally ridiculous.

485
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:38.720
<v Speaker 1>But you're you're thinking presidential and the first thing that's

486
00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:44.279
<v Speaker 1>going to happen is the midterms, and at the UH,

487
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:49.640
<v Speaker 1>the incumbent party at midterms, on average loses a ship

488
00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:50.359
<v Speaker 1>ton of seats.

489
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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

490
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Now, now, if you if you have a really bad

491
00:29:54.680 --> 00:30:00.720
<v Speaker 1>circumstance in the country, a bad economy, especially self inflicted

492
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:05.359
<v Speaker 1>wounds delivering you a bad economy, you're probably going to

493
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:09.519
<v Speaker 1>lose more than the average. If they just lose some,

494
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:14.359
<v Speaker 1>they are going to be looking at not having the

495
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>House and not having Senate, and Trump's agenda being absolutely

496
00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:23.160
<v Speaker 1>stop dead in its tracks, him being a lame duck,

497
00:30:24.160 --> 00:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>them two years to find a candidate. I mean, it's

498
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.000
<v Speaker 1>not hard to Trump took on a lot of risk

499
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:33.200
<v Speaker 1>with this. He had a he had a great tailwind

500
00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:37.839
<v Speaker 1>coming in. Look on one hand, I admire him for

501
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:42.119
<v Speaker 1>having the balls to take a shot at something, especially

502
00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:48.240
<v Speaker 1>where the Republican Party is you know, is absolutely now

503
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:55.200
<v Speaker 1>the party of the middle class and the working class

504
00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>in this country. That has been inverted one hundred and

505
00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:05.640
<v Speaker 1>eighty degrees. The strategy here, it just it. It feels

506
00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:07.880
<v Speaker 1>like it came out of a weekend at mar a Lago,

507
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:11.359
<v Speaker 1>not months and months and months of deep consideration. Because

508
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.279
<v Speaker 1>even if you re sure a lot of this business,

509
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:20.480
<v Speaker 1>even if factories are built and everything else, uh, robotics,

510
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:25.240
<v Speaker 1>robotics is going to do the majority of everything related

511
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:29.039
<v Speaker 1>to the automotive wat you're not you're not putting people

512
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:33.920
<v Speaker 1>back in jobs they used to do a decade ago

513
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:36.599
<v Speaker 1>before all this stuff was off short because it's going

514
00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:39.720
<v Speaker 1>to be re short as stuff that's done with robotics

515
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:41.079
<v Speaker 1>and and AI and event.

516
00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:43.839
<v Speaker 2>But any president would face that that's the that's the

517
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:46.640
<v Speaker 2>way the future is going. It's not like it's it's

518
00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:49.000
<v Speaker 2>not his fault. That's just the way it's going. Robotic.

519
00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:56.720
<v Speaker 1>No I know, but but it's being presented as the

520
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:01.920
<v Speaker 1>path back for the working class. I don't. I mean, look,

521
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know enough of a lot of people that

522
00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:08.960
<v Speaker 1>are very very smart that uh, that I do a

523
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:09.759
<v Speaker 1>little reading with.

524
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't make Shapiro say what does Shapiro say? Because I

525
00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:16.359
<v Speaker 2>know he's the brilliant mind. Uh is he putting it down?

526
00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Listen to what Shapiro says. Listen, I mean there's and

527
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:24.880
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot more than him. Yeah, no, no one's

528
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:29.480
<v Speaker 1>and and from the very beginning, from the very very beginning.

529
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:33.319
<v Speaker 1>So uh the guy he's still got there. He's got

530
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:36.640
<v Speaker 1>to get rid of that guy. Not not best at best,

531
00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:38.519
<v Speaker 1>it's good the other nut job.

532
00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I can't think what position where? What are we

533
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:44.000
<v Speaker 2>talking about?

534
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:47.119
<v Speaker 1>He's the one, the one who did all this, the

535
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>one talking about how it's going to be the greatest

536
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.839
<v Speaker 1>thing in the world and we're going to turn it around, Howard,

537
00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:57.480
<v Speaker 1>but uh not say not whatever, folks, We do this

538
00:32:57.559 --> 00:32:59.759
<v Speaker 1>to you all the time now, sixty two year old

539
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:03.039
<v Speaker 1>brain and you know what we're talking about. But yeah, yeah,

540
00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:08.480
<v Speaker 1>but anyway we we uh Trump's uh, Trump's not in

541
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:11.279
<v Speaker 1>a great position with with this stuff right now. And

542
00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:14.359
<v Speaker 1>it's and it's it's an own goal. I mean, that's

543
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:18.960
<v Speaker 1>it's friendly fire. That none of this had to had

544
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:23.240
<v Speaker 1>to happen this way, but you know, hopefully we uh

545
00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:26.079
<v Speaker 1>we get a bunch of these deals put in place.

546
00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:30.519
<v Speaker 1>And the part of the strategy that is right is

547
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:34.279
<v Speaker 1>the put the pressure on China sort of it, because

548
00:33:34.839 --> 00:33:38.359
<v Speaker 1>we can put China in a very difficult position. But

549
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:41.960
<v Speaker 1>but you know, some of these countries are running to

550
00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:47.160
<v Speaker 1>China to partner with China, to do a bunch of

551
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:50.559
<v Speaker 1>things with and and to change standard off of the

552
00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:54.039
<v Speaker 1>US dollar onto some other I mean, all of this

553
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>stuff really dangerous. So anyway, get off of that. You know,

554
00:33:56.960 --> 00:34:01.119
<v Speaker 1>it's more important. But the kool aid Man challenge.

555
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I heard, I heard this has been going on.

556
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:08.159
<v Speaker 2>It's been crazy. People who own homes are going bananas

557
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:11.840
<v Speaker 2>with this shit. Kids are running through fences with the

558
00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:12.679
<v Speaker 2>kool aid Man.

559
00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Tell me, we wouldn't have been all over this back.

560
00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:18.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. If they were TikTok when we were

561
00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:21.320
<v Speaker 2>fifteen and sixteen, we would have done all of them,

562
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:24.360
<v Speaker 2>except for eating tide pads. But when it comes to

563
00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:28.239
<v Speaker 2>disrupting property and dumping and running through people, we did

564
00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:31.400
<v Speaker 2>that stuff without even having a TikTok challenge. I remember

565
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Machico shot down Steve Peladino's cherry tree during a party

566
00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:40.159
<v Speaker 2>at Open House Park. I mean, we did awful allegedly. Allegedly, Yeah, sure,

567
00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:48.440
<v Speaker 2>we did awful things back then. Yeah, running through fences.

568
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Of the videos are the funniest frigging thing, because, first

569
00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:52.320
<v Speaker 1>of all, a lot of people put up flimsy fences

570
00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:54.519
<v Speaker 1>out there. I mean, folks, if you're putting up a fence,

571
00:34:55.159 --> 00:34:59.400
<v Speaker 1>at least you know, get that that mid range quality

572
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>at home d so that the ship's gonna stay in

573
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:05.599
<v Speaker 1>the ground and not be so flimsy. But some of these,

574
00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:08.400
<v Speaker 1>it's just unbelievable. It's like they could they could be

575
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:11.679
<v Speaker 1>walking at a high speed and break through the offences.

576
00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:15.280
<v Speaker 1>But uh, yeah, this has a this has some momentum.

577
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I think this one's gonna go for a while.

578
00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:20.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a good one. It's a lot of fun.

579
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:22.480
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of there's a lot of things out

580
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:25.880
<v Speaker 2>there now I'm watching that. Uh not so many, not

581
00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:29.760
<v Speaker 2>so much challenges, But I love what's happening with people

582
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:34.000
<v Speaker 2>who are trying to or run down Trump signs on

583
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:37.000
<v Speaker 2>people's lawns. And the people who put those Trump signs

584
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:40.440
<v Speaker 2>out have gotten savvy to lay down pieces of wood

585
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:44.960
<v Speaker 2>with nails sticking up hidden underneath some leaves. And these

586
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:47.719
<v Speaker 2>people who are running down Trump signs are getting you know,

587
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:51.440
<v Speaker 2>two flat tires. Uh. There's a lot of stuff like that.

588
00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I love counter espionage, a lot of stuff. There's another

589
00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:59.760
<v Speaker 2>guy that had like an air potato gun behind it

590
00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:02.159
<v Speaker 2>bad Trump sign on a fence, and as soon as

591
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:04.360
<v Speaker 2>someone went to rip it down, they got blasted by

592
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:08.440
<v Speaker 2>mashed potatoes in their face and chest. I like this

593
00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:11.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of stuff. But the kool Aid challenge, it's one

594
00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:14.000
<v Speaker 2>of the few things that TikTok has pushed that I'm behind.

595
00:36:14.039 --> 00:36:15.440
<v Speaker 2>It would be a lot of fun to do that.

596
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:20.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, too bad, we can't. He can't go back.

597
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:24.119
<v Speaker 1>And again we'd have been great at that one.

598
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:27.559
<v Speaker 2>Chico would have ran through any fence. Forget about it.

599
00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:31.679
<v Speaker 1>Chico couldn't run. Even had seventeen Chico couldn't run.

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00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I know. I love that he was on the lacrosse

601
00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:40.280
<v Speaker 2>team though. That was always fun. Started string goalie. I

602
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:41.440
<v Speaker 2>believe whatever was.

603
00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:43.440
<v Speaker 1>That the did he get a letter? Did he get

604
00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:44.400
<v Speaker 1>a letter in lacrosse?

605
00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:47.559
<v Speaker 2>He probably did, he was on the team. The only

606
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:50.000
<v Speaker 2>great thing he did on the cross was one day

607
00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:54.280
<v Speaker 2>he had his his lacross stick and he got the

608
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:59.599
<v Speaker 2>big heavy white ball and he launched it. It was

609
00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:04.000
<v Speaker 2>by the baseball field and this ball is traveling at

610
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:08.400
<v Speaker 2>great speed, at least eighty yards and it hits Miss

611
00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Coachinino in his back and he went down. It was

612
00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:17.920
<v Speaker 2>like the luckiest shot in the world. He never found

613
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:19.840
<v Speaker 2>out Chico did it. He just thought it was an

614
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:23.760
<v Speaker 2>er and throw by somebody. But yeah, he got a

615
00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:25.719
<v Speaker 2>lot of it. That was probably his best move with

616
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:27.360
<v Speaker 2>the lacrosse stick in his whole career.

617
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:31.719
<v Speaker 1>He almost took out our marine biology teachers. That would

618
00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:34.920
<v Speaker 1>have been that would have been horrible. Well would have

619
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:36.239
<v Speaker 1>happened to us the rest of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we never talked about. We didn't even tell

621
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:40.639
<v Speaker 2>your son the other day about the hijinks of high school.

622
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:44.679
<v Speaker 2>We forget that Chico stole the class money for our

623
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:49.599
<v Speaker 2>end of the year, like beach beach dinner, beach lood,

624
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.639
<v Speaker 2>you know, like whatever the I don't know how much,

625
00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:55.360
<v Speaker 2>probably like a couple of hundred bucks to get hamburgers

626
00:37:55.360 --> 00:37:57.880
<v Speaker 2>and hot dogs and barbecue by the beach for the

627
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:00.880
<v Speaker 2>last week of senior year. And he was the guy.

628
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<v Speaker 2>They made him the treasurer, which is the stupidest thing.

629
00:38:04.599 --> 00:38:06.559
<v Speaker 2>And of course you have sconded with the money.

630
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Who decided he could be the fucking treasure. That's the

631
00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:15.840
<v Speaker 1>dumbest move I've ever heard of in my life.

632
00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:18.199
<v Speaker 2>He campaigned and he got it. As soon as that

633
00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:22.159
<v Speaker 2>money came into his hands. We never got our Hamburger

634
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:25.719
<v Speaker 2>hot dogs and end of the year class and.

635
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:27.280
<v Speaker 1>No one ever came after him for that.

636
00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:29.840
<v Speaker 2>What could you do? School was going to be over

637
00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.280
<v Speaker 2>in four or five days, and it was just like,

638
00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:35.079
<v Speaker 2>forget it.

639
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.679
<v Speaker 1>We did have the stories going in the car the

640
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:40.320
<v Speaker 1>other day. By the way, I'm still thawing out. That

641
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:47.519
<v Speaker 1>was the coldest that something. I had no strategy there.

642
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:49.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean I first of all, when I bought the tickets,

643
00:38:50.159 --> 00:38:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea what the weather was going to be.

644
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea which was the sun side of

645
00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:58.119
<v Speaker 1>the field, which was the shade side of field. But

646
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:02.519
<v Speaker 1>when you're you know, when it's at the end of April,

647
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:05.480
<v Speaker 1>you don't expect forty five degrees with the wind gusting

648
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.239
<v Speaker 1>and uh and to be on the shade side of

649
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:08.679
<v Speaker 1>the field.

650
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:11.920
<v Speaker 2>I was laughing at the parking lot. Attendant two had,

651
00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:16.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, neckerchiefs like scarves up to their nose just

652
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:19.559
<v Speaker 2>our eyes were visible, and I thought, what are these

653
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:22.320
<v Speaker 2>guys doing? Is it about COVID. What it's a beautiful

654
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:26.199
<v Speaker 2>fifty five degree day. No, they knew stand out there

655
00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:29.360
<v Speaker 2>for four hours and it's cold. Yesterday it was eighty

656
00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:30.119
<v Speaker 2>degrees here.

657
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:34.199
<v Speaker 1>We could have used that on Saturday. Alright, by the way,

658
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:37.760
<v Speaker 1>fifty five it might have been when we started in

659
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.760
<v Speaker 1>the wall tour. It was in the forties.

660
00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:42.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was.

661
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:46.320
<v Speaker 1>How I mean we bought those two stupid blanket fetch Jack's.

662
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Jack sold one of the blanks.

663
00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:50.400
<v Speaker 2>He sold, good fam he's sold.

664
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<v Speaker 1>They're not proud of nothing, not selling the cubs blanket

665
00:39:54.679 --> 00:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>after it.

666
00:39:56.039 --> 00:40:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not drinking anymore. Sixteen dollars of beer. Sixteen dollars.

667
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's incredible. That's incredible that they can do. Look

668
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:10.159
<v Speaker 1>at the thing. So I get a I get a

669
00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:12.639
<v Speaker 1>you know, are you happy with your service? Blah blah

670
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:16.119
<v Speaker 1>blah follow up from stub hub, and I never responded

671
00:40:16.119 --> 00:40:20.119
<v Speaker 1>to those things. Have to I crucified them. Yeah, I said,

672
00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:24.039
<v Speaker 1>you want to know how I feel. Here's how I feel.

673
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:27.199
<v Speaker 1>Really shitty to have paid one hundred dollars to you

674
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:30.239
<v Speaker 1>people for a freaking parking spot, right, and then to

675
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:33.039
<v Speaker 1>see that you put forty five dollars worth of fees

676
00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:36.960
<v Speaker 1>on top of that, only to arrive at that garage,

677
00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:39.320
<v Speaker 1>at that parking lot the day of the game and

678
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:42.320
<v Speaker 1>find out that showing up that day, I could have

679
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:45.599
<v Speaker 1>just paid sixty dollars and gotten the same exact parking spot.

680
00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:48.800
<v Speaker 1>So you wripped me off by one hundred and thirty

681
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:51.239
<v Speaker 1>percent or whatever the hell it was. That's how I

682
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:52.039
<v Speaker 1>feel about.

683
00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Your such bullshit.

684
00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't I think it wasn't stub Hub. I think

685
00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:03.599
<v Speaker 1>it was ticket MATD was going after. I think it's

686
00:41:03.679 --> 00:41:07.199
<v Speaker 1>ticket Master because of all the inflated service charges on

687
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:10.119
<v Speaker 1>these concert tickets. And you know what, and I think

688
00:41:10.119 --> 00:41:13.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot of it was inspired by Travis Kelsey's girlfriend

689
00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:16.360
<v Speaker 1>there on her tour and what people were having to

690
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>pay for concert tickets. But this is this is a

691
00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:24.280
<v Speaker 1>complete rip off. Guys coming from out of town wants

692
00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:26.199
<v Speaker 1>to take his buddy and his son to a game,

693
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:32.639
<v Speaker 1>and you know, it wasn't like we were gonna I

694
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:34.840
<v Speaker 1>was gonna buy the best seats, and I was just

695
00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:40.480
<v Speaker 1>wanted decent seats, and there were decent seats, but the service,

696
00:41:40.800 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>the plasure of the seats was fine. But then to

697
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:46.159
<v Speaker 1>have to pay a service fee on every single ticket,

698
00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:50.880
<v Speaker 1>that is like thirty percent of ticket costs. And then

699
00:41:50.920 --> 00:41:56.880
<v Speaker 1>the same thing with the damn parking spot freaking break service,

700
00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:01.360
<v Speaker 1>what service actually gets done? There see digital representation of

701
00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:05.039
<v Speaker 1>the ticket that goes from the season ticket holder to

702
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:09.639
<v Speaker 1>stub Hub that they then publish in their site. That

703
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:13.519
<v Speaker 1>then it's like and then ft, come on, look at.

704
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:16.039
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like airline fees there. You know, I

705
00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:18.360
<v Speaker 2>find a ticket for a one way for two thirty.

706
00:42:18.360 --> 00:42:20.719
<v Speaker 2>You go, oh great, two thirty. It's great. By the

707
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:22.559
<v Speaker 2>time you do all the fees and pay for the

708
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:24.840
<v Speaker 2>luggage and this is that it's a four hundred and

709
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:27.599
<v Speaker 2>twenty five dollars ticket. It just it just doesn't matter.

710
00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:33.000
<v Speaker 1>It's disgusting and what what working class dad can afford

711
00:42:33.079 --> 00:42:37.599
<v Speaker 1>to take a family to a ballgame in twenty twenty five.

712
00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:40.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're not getting out of there even if

713
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:43.880
<v Speaker 1>you go nosebleeds, which they don't really have. It's one

714
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:47.159
<v Speaker 1>thing about that stadium. It's only two tiers. So let's

715
00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:50.119
<v Speaker 1>say you pay fifty dollars a ticket for family for

716
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:52.679
<v Speaker 1>you're paying two hundred dollars for tickets, You're gonna pay

717
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:57.599
<v Speaker 1>sixty for parking. You're too sixty if you have a

718
00:42:57.639 --> 00:42:59.519
<v Speaker 1>The hot dogs were what the hot dogs were?

719
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Hot dogs? I think for thirteen or twelve. They were

720
00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:03.039
<v Speaker 2>big too.

721
00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:07.599
<v Speaker 1>For freaking hospital. Look you got a seven ninety nine

722
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:09.320
<v Speaker 1>for a couple. What do we pay for the stupid?

723
00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:12.719
<v Speaker 2>The hot chocolate they were seven bucks apiece to hot

724
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:13.440
<v Speaker 2>chocolate for.

725
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Not hot but luke warm.

726
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:19.760
<v Speaker 2>There was warm chocolate I bought. I bought four drinks,

727
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:23.840
<v Speaker 2>tooth pretzels, and a beef sandwich. It was eighty bucks.

728
00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Old Man Show, where we can what

729
00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>life is like today.

730
00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:31.440
<v Speaker 2>I used to see the Yankees for five dollars.

731
00:43:31.800 --> 00:43:33.840
<v Speaker 1>God, I hate it when my father did that, but

732
00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:35.360
<v Speaker 1>it's so true.

733
00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something right down. My mother didn't lie.

734
00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:43.280
<v Speaker 2>She said we would cut school with one dollar, take

735
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:48.440
<v Speaker 2>the subway into Manhattan from Brooklyn. And she used to

736
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.559
<v Speaker 2>call it chinks because that was Chinese food. Back then,

737
00:43:51.719 --> 00:43:55.400
<v Speaker 2>we'd have some chink food. It was horrible. See Frank

738
00:43:55.519 --> 00:44:00.239
<v Speaker 2>sinatrat the Paramount and take the subway home and still

739
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:02.039
<v Speaker 2>have changed left when we got home.

740
00:44:02.199 --> 00:44:04.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you were with me the way until the c

741
00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Sinatra at the para? What did Sinatra get for a

742
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:08.159
<v Speaker 1>ticket at the para?

743
00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:11.159
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea. But my mother used to cut

744
00:44:11.199 --> 00:44:14.800
<v Speaker 2>school and see him at the Paramount in the nineteen forties,

745
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:18.840
<v Speaker 2>and whatever the price was, it was for a dollar.

746
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:22.400
<v Speaker 2>They did all that, and she'd say, we used to

747
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:25.280
<v Speaker 2>buy this, we had candy. I said, how could candy

748
00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:27.840
<v Speaker 2>cost less than a dollar? She said, because they used

749
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:32.519
<v Speaker 2>to sell twenty pieces for a nickel. Oh that's how

750
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:34.840
<v Speaker 2>you do it. I'm not sure it's it was maybe

751
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:38.199
<v Speaker 2>Sinatra's tickets for fifty cents. I don't know. I don't know.

752
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:40.599
<v Speaker 2>I'd have to look that up. But yeah, it was

753
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:42.199
<v Speaker 2>not it was a different world.

754
00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:45.800
<v Speaker 1>It was. It was so what what are you watching?

755
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:47.679
<v Speaker 1>What's what's good now that you're watching?

756
00:44:48.039 --> 00:44:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

757
00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:49.400
<v Speaker 1>What?

758
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I just start Well, I saw a couple of movies

759
00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:54.719
<v Speaker 2>which I wasn't too fond of it. Not I you

760
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:57.199
<v Speaker 2>know what I liked. I liked I've watched the whole

761
00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:03.079
<v Speaker 2>first season of the Kevin Bacon thing, Bondsman, The Devil

762
00:45:03.199 --> 00:45:06.000
<v Speaker 2>is the Devil. Yeah, I know it's a little out there,

763
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:09.480
<v Speaker 2>but I love the Studio on Wednesdays. I love that

764
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:13.559
<v Speaker 2>show on Apple. I haven't seen your Friends and Neighbors

765
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:14.519
<v Speaker 2>yet with John Hams.

766
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:16.360
<v Speaker 1>I was about to tell you how great that is?

767
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I heard, I heard it's great.

768
00:45:18.159 --> 00:45:21.440
<v Speaker 1>You get there, you know the premise, right, No, no, okay.

769
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:27.280
<v Speaker 1>So so he's like a big hedge, fun guy who

770
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:32.760
<v Speaker 1>gets uh, gets laid off in a laid off, gets

771
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:36.280
<v Speaker 1>fired on a completely he ends up hooking up with

772
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:40.519
<v Speaker 1>somebody who works in another department. She doesn't work for him.

773
00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:48.039
<v Speaker 1>It's completely consensual, and she doesn't go and complain about it.

774
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:52.039
<v Speaker 1>They just find out. Someone finds out that it happened,

775
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:54.280
<v Speaker 1>and they want to get rid of them, so they

776
00:45:54.320 --> 00:46:00.719
<v Speaker 1>fire him and he lives in I think it's Bedford.

777
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:01.599
<v Speaker 1>It's somewhere.

778
00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:05.199
<v Speaker 2>It's beautiful town, beautiful.

779
00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Town, really expensive home. I mean, you know, ten million,

780
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:11.159
<v Speaker 1>plush kind of home there.

781
00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:12.440
<v Speaker 2>It's it's really pretty.

782
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:18.440
<v Speaker 1>And and Bedford, Bedford was where the Christmas movie with

783
00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Stewart. I think that was a wonderful life was

784
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:29.320
<v Speaker 1>really ok. But it's absolutely beautiful. Yeah, and he uh,

785
00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:34.519
<v Speaker 1>he picks up a new occupation. All his friends up

786
00:46:34.519 --> 00:46:38.400
<v Speaker 1>there are so absolutely filthy rich and they have so

787
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:43.360
<v Speaker 1>many things that they won't possibly miss one little thing here,

788
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:47.079
<v Speaker 1>one little thing there. So yeah, it's uh, and it's

789
00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:49.280
<v Speaker 1>it's really clever. How they've done. It's really really good

790
00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:52.320
<v Speaker 1>and I want to say that some some some great

791
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.960
<v Speaker 1>characters and he's really good in it, so definitely definitely

792
00:46:56.000 --> 00:46:59.480
<v Speaker 1>do that one. Mobland is really good too. Do you

793
00:46:59.559 --> 00:46:59.920
<v Speaker 1>love her?

794
00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't like it really. I think I think that

795
00:47:04.920 --> 00:47:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Pierce Brosan is embarrassing himself with his supposedly English accent.

796
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:11.639
<v Speaker 2>I hear Irish in him. It doesn't work for me.

797
00:47:11.760 --> 00:47:13.719
<v Speaker 1>Wait, isn't it an Irish accent?

798
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:17.199
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was supposed to be more Well.

799
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:20.039
<v Speaker 1>It's set in London, but they came from northern Iisle

800
00:47:20.159 --> 00:47:23.079
<v Speaker 1>and he's he's Irish.

801
00:47:23.119 --> 00:47:26.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, then I'm wrong about the accent thing. But outside

802
00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:28.920
<v Speaker 2>of Tom Hardy, nobody thrills me. And it's got guy

803
00:47:29.039 --> 00:47:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Richie Direct. Think it's got Helen Mirren. It's got big stars.

804
00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Helen Mirren's great.

805
00:47:33.639 --> 00:47:35.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm a big Tom Hardy guy and I think he's

806
00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:38.719
<v Speaker 2>the only one I'm I'm interested in looking at on screen.

807
00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I watched too, so I got time. I'll give it

808
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:42.519
<v Speaker 2>more time.

809
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:47.599
<v Speaker 1>He's great and uh, I think Telen Mirren is hysterical

810
00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:51.400
<v Speaker 1>in it. But the other one that we're watching is uh.

811
00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Is it called Crazy Long River or something?

812
00:47:55.039 --> 00:47:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Like that.

813
00:47:55.880 --> 00:48:03.360
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's Amanda Sea freed or liked. Yeah, she's

814
00:48:03.400 --> 00:48:07.119
<v Speaker 1>a uh, she's a cop with a very fucked up

815
00:48:07.159 --> 00:48:13.719
<v Speaker 1>family and background, and and there's a uh there's a

816
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:20.639
<v Speaker 1>serial killer who's who's killing prostitutes in Kensington and her

817
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:25.320
<v Speaker 1>sister is missing and her sister was a prostitute in Kensington.

818
00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:28.280
<v Speaker 1>And so it's it's a very interesting, it's very well

819
00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:33.519
<v Speaker 1>acted and uh and the good news is the entire

820
00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:39.039
<v Speaker 1>season's out, so you can these the studio love it.

821
00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:41.280
<v Speaker 1>But to wait a week between I don't like.

822
00:48:41.400 --> 00:48:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I know right, that's how spoiled we got. We I

823
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:46.880
<v Speaker 2>don't want to wait a week. I want to binge.

824
00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, that that bothers me, And I wait every

825
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:53.559
<v Speaker 2>Wednesday so tomorrow I can watch it. But that bug

826
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:55.159
<v Speaker 2>that bugs me. I want to see them all.

827
00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:59.119
<v Speaker 1>The business Model bugs me too, So like, what does

828
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:03.360
<v Speaker 1>is that a Netflix series? That's an Apple series? Okay,

829
00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:07.400
<v Speaker 1>so what does Apple think that if they let me

830
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:11.719
<v Speaker 1>have the whole thing at once, that I'm going to

831
00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:14.920
<v Speaker 1>quick binge that show and then you cancel my subscription

832
00:49:16.039 --> 00:49:21.239
<v Speaker 1>and then and then wait until well not the next year,

833
00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>because they're like six shows. The average person has way

834
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:28.960
<v Speaker 1>more than one show coming from a studio or an

835
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:30.800
<v Speaker 1>app out. However you want to look at it that

836
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:35.039
<v Speaker 1>they that they like. So what I'm gonna pay this month,

837
00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:37.360
<v Speaker 1>cancel next month, pay again the month after that, while

838
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:39.559
<v Speaker 1>my other show comes back, and cancel the next month.

839
00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:44.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what data they're looking at that says

840
00:49:44.480 --> 00:49:46.559
<v Speaker 1>this is the way they should do it. Give me

841
00:49:46.599 --> 00:49:49.159
<v Speaker 1>the whole freaking show. And give me the whole freaking show.

842
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:51.280
<v Speaker 1>And if I have to then commit that I'm not

843
00:49:51.320 --> 00:49:56.159
<v Speaker 1>going to cancel, you, then do something. But let me

844
00:49:57.719 --> 00:49:59.679
<v Speaker 1>let me consume it how I want to consume it,

845
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:01.679
<v Speaker 1>because I hate because you forget how the ship that

846
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:02.119
<v Speaker 1>goes on.

847
00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's that's true, you forget a week later. But

848
00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:07.559
<v Speaker 2>what also happens to me when you when I've I've

849
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:11.360
<v Speaker 2>been binging and watching so many things that I forget

850
00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:14.960
<v Speaker 2>the names of these shows and movies I like or dislike.

851
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Because I'm like not like a lot of people. I

852
00:50:18.559 --> 00:50:21.639
<v Speaker 2>love to watch everything, even if it's on in the background.

853
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:25.760
<v Speaker 2>I keep I love consuming TV. I just I'm a

854
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:28.639
<v Speaker 2>big fan of entertainment. But I do tend to forget.

855
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what happened in the end? Of that show

856
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:34.239
<v Speaker 2>had that season end. That's why I lost my love

857
00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:38.280
<v Speaker 2>for Yellowstone because it was gone for too long. But

858
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:40.760
<v Speaker 2>when you can binge everything at once, then yeah, I'll

859
00:50:40.760 --> 00:50:42.920
<v Speaker 2>take a weekend and just sit sit in bed and

860
00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:45.519
<v Speaker 2>watch everything. I love that shit love it.

861
00:50:46.159 --> 00:50:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it I mean, imagine the studio for people

862
00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:52.920
<v Speaker 1>that like get turned onto it six months from now, yeah,

863
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.440
<v Speaker 1>and can watch it bang bang bang bang. They're gonna

864
00:50:55.440 --> 00:50:56.320
<v Speaker 1>absolutely love it.

865
00:50:56.639 --> 00:50:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

866
00:50:57.119 --> 00:51:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. At least the it's not episodic, so can you

867
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:03.800
<v Speaker 1>can do that and each of the episodes is self contained.

868
00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:05.519
<v Speaker 1>But for a show like the one I was just

869
00:51:05.559 --> 00:51:11.159
<v Speaker 1>talking about John Ham's show, you want to be able

870
00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>to because it is episode and you want to be

871
00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:15.639
<v Speaker 1>able to take in the whole season at once. But

872
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:17.320
<v Speaker 1>the way to do that is to wait until the

873
00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:17.840
<v Speaker 1>whole seasons.

874
00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:20.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't like that. It catch me. It

875
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.280
<v Speaker 2>puts me in a bad mood. I agree, I agree,

876
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:22.840
<v Speaker 2>all right.

877
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.639
<v Speaker 1>So we've settled that. I don't know what else we've settled.

878
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm angry today. I'm angry.

879
00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm angry. Yeah, well, I'm typically angry. I got at

880
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:31.679
<v Speaker 2>the end of the month. I don't know, I got

881
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:34.360
<v Speaker 2>to you got to go to a doctor. You're doing

882
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.119
<v Speaker 2>your ship. I gotta got on a plane and get

883
00:51:36.119 --> 00:51:39.159
<v Speaker 2>back to La which even though my family's there, I

884
00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:43.480
<v Speaker 2>just going back to LA. I don't know. I just

885
00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I never feel excited, like no, I got

886
00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:50.920
<v Speaker 2>im back to groundhog Day. I'm back to the state.

887
00:51:51.119 --> 00:51:51.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

888
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:54.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you about my doctor's strategy.

889
00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:57.119
<v Speaker 2>What's that? So?

890
00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:01.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm going to do so we're in a

891
00:52:01.400 --> 00:52:04.239
<v Speaker 1>new location that I have to find a new doctor

892
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:09.840
<v Speaker 1>or a new family medicine doctor. Right, I don't do young guys.

893
00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Fucking that that so old guys are in play as

894
00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:20.039
<v Speaker 1>potential and then I can't do attractive women.

895
00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Never you're not.

896
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:24.119
<v Speaker 1>Getting a peek at my coal and if you're like,

897
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:29.760
<v Speaker 1>you're seven or higher forgetting so. So my review was

898
00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:33.039
<v Speaker 1>reviewing snapshots of doctors and then looking at where their

899
00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:37.119
<v Speaker 1>offices are and a little bit about their their reviews

900
00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:41.039
<v Speaker 1>and confidence level. But mostly it's this doctor is going

901
00:52:41.079 --> 00:52:44.519
<v Speaker 1>to look inside my ass, and I need I need

902
00:52:44.559 --> 00:52:46.880
<v Speaker 1>to be comfortable with the fact that they're going to

903
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:48.320
<v Speaker 1>be looking inside my ass.

904
00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:52.079
<v Speaker 5>And I mean this is just not my wife's Like,

905
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.079
<v Speaker 5>you're why are you so I'm not crazy.

906
00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Any guy is going to go through the same process. Honey,

907
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:02.159
<v Speaker 1>it's not me. You know, I'm not having some thirty

908
00:53:02.199 --> 00:53:05.719
<v Speaker 1>five year old stud male doctor looking at me like,

909
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:06.679
<v Speaker 1>you know.

910
00:53:07.159 --> 00:53:09.880
<v Speaker 2>You let yourself go? What happened to you?

911
00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to abe and I'm not I'm not

912
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:20.039
<v Speaker 1>going and having some freaking hotty because I'm going to

913
00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:22.639
<v Speaker 1>have to pull my unit back out with tongs out

914
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:24.960
<v Speaker 1>of the inside of my body after they're going to

915
00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:28.239
<v Speaker 1>look at my turn up my ass. So there's a

916
00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:29.400
<v Speaker 1>freaking strategy here.

917
00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think you got an idea because I think

918
00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:36.440
<v Speaker 2>we there should be an app much like Tender, where

919
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:39.280
<v Speaker 2>you can swipe on the doctor you'd like to see.

920
00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:42.840
<v Speaker 1>That's good, that's great. Match match. I basically did that,

921
00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:45.719
<v Speaker 1>but I had to do it by manipulating what was

922
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:49.760
<v Speaker 1>available online. But then it's not a perfect strategy because

923
00:53:49.760 --> 00:53:52.960
<v Speaker 1>here's the deal. For whatever reason, maybe because she's wise

924
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:58.400
<v Speaker 1>to my strategy, this doctor put a not friendly picture

925
00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:02.320
<v Speaker 1>in the thing. She ends up being a lot better

926
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:04.079
<v Speaker 1>looking in her picture.

927
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.440
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, So I get there and I'm like, oh

928
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:12.800
<v Speaker 5>fuck all that all that pregame preparation right right, and

929
00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:14.599
<v Speaker 5>now she's an attractive one.

930
00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:15.239
<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna do?

931
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, Listen, I tell you. I had my prostate checked

932
00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:22.280
<v Speaker 2>a few weeks ago, and I didn't know who was

933
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:24.639
<v Speaker 2>going to be. I get to the office and I

934
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:26.960
<v Speaker 2>find that it's a It's a female. I looked at

935
00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:30.719
<v Speaker 2>her picture and I started studying texts to my friends,

936
00:54:30.719 --> 00:54:37.320
<v Speaker 2>going shit, my urologist is a female. Now, she wasn't hot,

937
00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:40.599
<v Speaker 2>but I get in there and she was really nice,

938
00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:43.559
<v Speaker 2>really sweet. But I didn't think she was going to

939
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:46.199
<v Speaker 2>make me stripped down and in front of a full

940
00:54:46.280 --> 00:54:50.760
<v Speaker 2>length Mira investigate my testicles and I'm there standing. I

941
00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:54.159
<v Speaker 2>dropped my sweats and she's grabbing them and telling me

942
00:54:54.199 --> 00:54:56.199
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of fluid here. This could be a hernia.

943
00:54:56.320 --> 00:54:58.559
<v Speaker 2>You got a hernie here and your belly button. And

944
00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:01.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't look in for full length mirrors. I haven't

945
00:55:01.599 --> 00:55:03.719
<v Speaker 2>for many years. I don't care to see it, but

946
00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I had to and this woman. I didn't get turned on,

947
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:12.119
<v Speaker 2>but I, of course I became a turtlehead. Your penis

948
00:55:12.159 --> 00:55:15.239
<v Speaker 2>just can't accept that. And it was very uncomfortable, even

949
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:17.760
<v Speaker 2>though she was nice. I would have rather had it

950
00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:21.000
<v Speaker 2>older man, because they understand they have the same equipment.

951
00:55:21.079 --> 00:55:21.719
<v Speaker 2>They get it.

952
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:25.880
<v Speaker 1>So dude, here's here was my strategy yesterday on that is.

953
00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Thankfully she said, I'll be right back and we'll do

954
00:55:29.960 --> 00:55:33.400
<v Speaker 1>the you know, we'll do the rest of them stripped,

955
00:55:33.440 --> 00:55:34.360
<v Speaker 1>stripped down to your.

956
00:55:34.639 --> 00:55:35.760
<v Speaker 2>You talk you talked on it.

957
00:55:36.960 --> 00:55:40.119
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so I have I got to give myself

958
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:45.440
<v Speaker 1>a half a handy, Yeah, because I can't. I can't deal.

959
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:49.800
<v Speaker 1>So but so then she's watching in real time the

960
00:55:49.880 --> 00:55:53.239
<v Speaker 1>shrinkage occur. It's like she's she's under the wave as

961
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I go into the sixty degree ocean water.

962
00:55:57.239 --> 00:56:01.079
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I don't know the use the phone, find

963
00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:03.559
<v Speaker 2>porn hub right away. It's just like a couple of

964
00:56:03.599 --> 00:56:07.000
<v Speaker 2>loose tugs for for two minutes and then hopefully you

965
00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:10.000
<v Speaker 2>get some good lengths, just respectable length.

966
00:56:10.440 --> 00:56:13.239
<v Speaker 1>They should sell like fake shafts that you can wear

967
00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:17.599
<v Speaker 1>to the doctor. It's just just just a fake shaft,

968
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:20.280
<v Speaker 1>nothing ouse because they don't they don't do anything with

969
00:56:20.320 --> 00:56:24.360
<v Speaker 1>your shaft. They're only looking at your at your balls, right,

970
00:56:24.440 --> 00:56:27.719
<v Speaker 1>So give me a give me a realistic looking fake

971
00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:30.440
<v Speaker 1>shaft so I don't have to worry about like a

972
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:31.719
<v Speaker 1>shrinks or anything like that.

973
00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:35.199
<v Speaker 2>Well listen, not that I'm anybody special, but back when

974
00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I had relative amount of fame around me. It's much

975
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:43.199
<v Speaker 2>worse because I know doctors talked to people at cocktail

976
00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:45.960
<v Speaker 2>parties and such, and even though they're not supposed to.

977
00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah I had a patient. You might know of

978
00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:52.719
<v Speaker 2>me at this TV show? Yeah very uh not hung

979
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:55.719
<v Speaker 2>too well. You know, of course that stuff is set

980
00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:58.559
<v Speaker 2>at cocktail parties the end.

981
00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:00.039
<v Speaker 1>Of your career because you went to the.

982
00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, I know they think he's like a thing,

983
00:57:02.840 --> 00:57:05.320
<v Speaker 2>but I saw him naked. I don't get it. I

984
00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:05.960
<v Speaker 2>don't get it.

985
00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:13.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's probably some master text group that that doctor's

986
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:14.920
<v Speaker 1>on with all the other doctors.

987
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:16.920
<v Speaker 2>And juice and our information is out there.

988
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Ye really use that fake cheft yesterday like.

989
00:57:21.719 --> 00:57:25.519
<v Speaker 2>A lisonator, like a fake exactly. Just give me that

990
00:57:25.599 --> 00:57:26.440
<v Speaker 2>for the visit.

991
00:57:26.480 --> 00:57:29.440
<v Speaker 1>You know what? I bet there's one something like the

992
00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:32.440
<v Speaker 1>solid Ship for women that's out there. Nobody makes anything

993
00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:36.039
<v Speaker 1>for men. No, my wife put an address, I have

994
00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:38.039
<v Speaker 1>to put these pasties on it.

995
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't.

996
00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:41.079
<v Speaker 1>We don't have things like that.

997
00:57:41.519 --> 00:57:44.480
<v Speaker 2>We don't have it. We don't have rubber chicken cutlets

998
00:57:44.519 --> 00:57:46.360
<v Speaker 2>we put in our bra Why don't we have something

999
00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:49.679
<v Speaker 2>like that for our pants when we go into a function.

1000
00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:54.760
<v Speaker 2>It's nice for a woman to see a bulge because listen,

1001
00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I hate to say it, but I never had a

1002
00:57:57.320 --> 00:58:00.760
<v Speaker 2>problem with the size of myself. But as you get older,

1003
00:58:02.039 --> 00:58:05.719
<v Speaker 2>you get kind of like kind of winds down like not.

1004
00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:10.039
<v Speaker 1>It looks old. It looks old. You get you get old, Dick.

1005
00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:12.599
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you it's told Dick. Here's the best story,

1006
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:15.840
<v Speaker 2>real quick. When Rocco was a baby, he's learning how

1007
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:18.239
<v Speaker 2>to do peepee standing up. He said, I'm next to

1008
00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:20.559
<v Speaker 2>him and I'm showing daddy showing him how to do peepe.

1009
00:58:20.559 --> 00:58:24.679
<v Speaker 2>So we're both doing it together. And at some point

1010
00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:28.079
<v Speaker 2>I think he was three or four, he said to me,

1011
00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:39.000
<v Speaker 2>yours looks like an old soldier, General Custer. I guess

1012
00:58:39.000 --> 00:58:42.320
<v Speaker 2>he saw the helmet and just thought, well, that's old.

1013
00:58:42.880 --> 00:58:46.000
<v Speaker 2>All the hair like the kids don't understand that. Yes,

1014
00:58:46.039 --> 00:58:49.079
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have Harriet balls. One day, this before I

1015
00:58:49.159 --> 00:58:51.800
<v Speaker 2>was manscaping and he just thought it looked like an

1016
00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:54.480
<v Speaker 2>old soldier. I guess he thought I was humping a

1017
00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:58.280
<v Speaker 2>big rucksack. I don't know, but he saw so. Watching

1018
00:58:58.320 --> 00:59:01.440
<v Speaker 2>too many documentaries of World War I to apparently it's cool.

1019
00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Somebody, you know what they have to be out there.

1020
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:08.039
<v Speaker 1>They have to be out there at least like boxers

1021
00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:14.639
<v Speaker 1>that have a pre installed schlong compartment. And that compartment

1022
00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:18.599
<v Speaker 1>is like a you know, uh, it's like a ten

1023
00:59:18.679 --> 00:59:22.360
<v Speaker 1>inch so you fit your six inches in there. Yeah,

1024
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:26.559
<v Speaker 1>and but but outwardly it looks like you're packing ten

1025
00:59:27.280 --> 00:59:30.440
<v Speaker 1>that'd be that's a that's a good that's a seller.

1026
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:34.480
<v Speaker 2>That'll beliebe. The girls of the front know about it.

1027
00:59:34.679 --> 00:59:40.599
<v Speaker 2>People talk, you know, Uh, yeah, listen, I know, men

1028
00:59:40.760 --> 00:59:42.760
<v Speaker 2>just get the raw end of the stick, pint in

1029
00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:45.320
<v Speaker 2>the punt. We're supposed to be tough and handle everything,

1030
00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:47.599
<v Speaker 2>but we got feelings too. Well.

1031
00:59:47.639 --> 00:59:49.599
<v Speaker 1>You know, we got a lot of guy listeners that

1032
00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:51.880
<v Speaker 1>are in their sixties listening to this show. Maybe that's

1033
00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:55.199
<v Speaker 1>the the next Uh. It's been a while since we

1034
00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:58.079
<v Speaker 1>did a good a good one. I still have my

1035
00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:01.760
<v Speaker 1>famous A Bitch pedal file here.

1036
01:00:01.719 --> 01:00:05.840
<v Speaker 2>The pedal mail file. Yeah, maybe we should do a

1037
01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:09.000
<v Speaker 2>show about what what what men in their sixties are facing.

1038
01:00:09.519 --> 01:00:14.599
<v Speaker 2>Whether it's doctors, females. Uh, there's a lot of things.

1039
01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:17.039
<v Speaker 1>That's an important topic. There's not no one is super

1040
01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:20.480
<v Speaker 1>serving the sixty to seventy five year old male demographic.

1041
01:00:20.480 --> 01:00:25.119
<v Speaker 1>We're not getting enough attention. Only the rich men rich

1042
01:00:25.360 --> 01:00:29.480
<v Speaker 1>seventy five we don't get attention. So this demographic needs

1043
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:31.760
<v Speaker 1>some attention. One of the things we need, we need

1044
01:00:31.880 --> 01:00:35.360
<v Speaker 1>specially designed underwear that make it look like we still

1045
01:00:35.360 --> 01:00:38.519
<v Speaker 1>have young dick and hard and it's in like a

1046
01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:41.199
<v Speaker 1>larger package. So I'm gonna investigate that.

1047
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<v Speaker 2>It's got a good way to everything. Everything females do

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<v Speaker 2>for our benefit, mainly is to enhance their appeal. They

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<v Speaker 2>enhance their height with heels, their chest, their the makeup

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<v Speaker 2>they wear. I mean, God bless them, but there's not

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<v Speaker 2>much men can do. We are who we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we should do something about that. Somebody'll stand up

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<v Speaker 1>for I'm sixty to seventy five year old man, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're just the guys to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it exactly exactly I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do it like a prune juice challenge or.

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<v Speaker 2>Something I'm in. Although there you go, Bill Belichick at

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<v Speaker 2>his age pulling in a twenty four year old. There's

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<v Speaker 2>hope out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I don't know how the most respected coach

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<v Speaker 1>in NFL history ends up allowing that same girl to

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<v Speaker 1>make a fool of him everywhere he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's got a plan. She's got a plan. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that face when she interrupted the interview, Just

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<v Speaker 2>her face watching it is not the typical face of

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty four year old girl who's dating an older man.

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<v Speaker 2>She has a plan. Maybe it's not evil, but she's

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<v Speaker 2>got a plan to stop there.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's popping the Ta dalla phills like there's no tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>But but you know, maybe it's the she's convinced him

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<v Speaker 1>that in the age of nil, you're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a college coach and you want to attract the best players.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know, I'm an important asset.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand what I will you listen what I even

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<v Speaker 2>look My last girlfriend was, you know, did her best

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<v Speaker 2>to try to let me know people women like you

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<v Speaker 2>better when you sound like this, when you say this

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<v Speaker 2>instead of that, this good input they can give you.

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<v Speaker 2>But if she loved them so much, she never would

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<v Speaker 2>have let him go on TV with a hole in

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<v Speaker 2>his sweater. That looked ridiculous. He had a big hole,

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<v Speaker 2>but it didn't had his signature. Look now, he wears hoodies,

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<v Speaker 2>short sleeve hoodies, but a rip hole in a sweater

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<v Speaker 2>that's not what you go on TV with. That That

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<v Speaker 2>was women tend to make their guys look their best.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't do that, that's something wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have to watch that one, all right, dude, funny

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<v Speaker 1>with you this weekend and.

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<v Speaker 2>Help you feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening, and folks see it.
