Speaker 1: Hey, folks, it's Mike Gavino here with lifelong pal A J.
Speaker 1: Benza for Everything is a Bit episode number thirty. Our
Speaker 1: Steph Curry episode today.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, cool, cool Curry, Steph. I listen these these uh,
Speaker 2: these warriors, they're fun.
Speaker 1: Draymond talking smack down. Of course, there's been a lot
Speaker 1: of smack talking. In fact, we should talk about some
Speaker 1: of the smack talk. Uh. Did you see the Lebron
Speaker 1: Uh what's his name? The French guy on Minnesota, you
Speaker 1: know the center, What the heck is his name? On
Speaker 1: the Timberwolves. Uh? Oh, I know, Rudy Gobert.
Speaker 3: Go be Bear, Go Bear, So Lebron said, So there
Speaker 3: were lineup for free throws, and you know, Lebron goes
Speaker 3: to box, go bear out and go Bear puts an
Speaker 3: elbow into the back of Lebron's neck.
Speaker 1: And pushes him a little bit. Not that and Lebron
Speaker 1: of course, of course, of course, and so Lebron goes
Speaker 1: to the ref eject him. He just elbowed my fucking head. Wow.
Speaker 1: Rudy Gobert's response is shut up, you soft ass motherfucker.
Speaker 1: See that's what he says to Lebron.
Speaker 2: That's this is great that the word is out that Lebron.
Speaker 2: Everybody who doesn't like Lebron's antics are are known to
Speaker 2: call him soft. And that's what's getting him, that's what's
Speaker 2: getting to look the other night, he single handedly lost
Speaker 2: that game. He takes that thirty foot three that clanked
Speaker 2: off the rim, then the inbound pants from him gets
Speaker 2: stolen at a crucial moment. Then as Anthony Edwards is
Speaker 2: driving for a layer up at a crucial point, Lebron
Speaker 2: smacked his hand. First they said it was off Edwards.
Speaker 2: Then with the replay you saw him smack his wrists.
Speaker 2: That's three horrible plays in a row. You gotta blame Lebron,
Speaker 2: you gotta. He is forty, I understand, and I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to say he should be playing at a tippy
Speaker 2: top level. But these young guys like this Shay, this
Speaker 2: Shae was his named Gildris Alexander and the don Chicks
Speaker 2: and the Jokers and all these young guys, the aesty,
Speaker 2: they don't really care anymore. They don't have this, They
Speaker 2: don't think of him as this god.
Speaker 1: They're certainly not the same. I think there's still a
Speaker 1: lot of respect for him as a as a player,
Speaker 1: and certainly for the career he's had. But he's done
Speaker 1: himself this great disservice with all of these soccer like
Speaker 1: go to the ground only to be perfectly okay thirty
Speaker 1: seconds later and not.
Speaker 2: Walking off walking off the court through the locker room
Speaker 2: with eight seconds to go, and not for nothing. But
Speaker 2: there could have been an awful experience with Anthony Edwards
Speaker 2: where Lebron was going for a loose.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2: That could have been an that could have been an
Speaker 2: awful injury for one of their premiere players in basketball.
Speaker 2: But he pulled through.
Speaker 1: Well. I love the playoffs. The playoffs, there's so much
Speaker 1: like this Knicks Piston series so great. It's so much
Speaker 1: fun because they're beating the crap out of each other.
Speaker 1: And look, was it a foul in the last play
Speaker 1: of the game, Yes, of course, but it was a
Speaker 1: foul on five one hundred other players all throughout that game.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, the refs, you know, make these decisions
Speaker 1: about you know what we're gonna call time, it's not,
Speaker 1: it's not. Here are the rules of basketball. Here's what
Speaker 1: the foul is and what a foul isn't, And that's
Speaker 1: what you do it's no tonight. Yeah, what's going to
Speaker 1: be a foul tonight? And what's not going to be
Speaker 1: a foul? And for whatever reason, I think probably in
Speaker 1: No Stout more than anything else they've said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for this Knicks Piston series, I just got to
Speaker 4: beat the shit out, see what happens, and so on
Speaker 4: that basis, you really can't bitch about then fall on
Speaker 4: the last shot.
Speaker 1: Because there were no calls.
Speaker 2: No, I know. And Jalen Brownson who Brunson, who I love,
Speaker 2: and every Nick fan can't believe what he does night
Speaker 2: in night out.
Speaker 1: He's he likes.
Speaker 2: To flop as well. He tries to get contact constantly,
Speaker 2: but he's a smaller guy inside that jungle area where
Speaker 2: people get hit hard. But yeah, it's not right what
Speaker 2: the refs are doing. It should be the game should
Speaker 2: be called the way it should be called. But I
Speaker 2: do love. As I told my son we were watching
Speaker 2: the game together, I'm like, this is what the Knicks
Speaker 2: Pistons used to be like, except there used to be
Speaker 2: fistfights on top of the contact, you know. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I love it. I love the answer.
Speaker 1: Watching a series from the nineteen nineties, I hope you
Speaker 1: know they let that continue, and I think that's the
Speaker 1: only way the Knicks have any chants in it in
Speaker 1: another round. But so I saw this thing that I
Speaker 1: had to get your get your take on. I thought
Speaker 1: it was fascinating. It turned into some super long thread
Speaker 1: on X. But the opening, the opening premise, The opening
Speaker 1: question was, can one hundred unarmed men defeat a single
Speaker 1: gorilla in a fight?
Speaker 2: One one hundred of.
Speaker 1: Them, all unarmed men defeat a single gorilla in a fight?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let me give you a little Let me give you
Speaker 1: a little data before you weigh in with your fisher. Okay,
Speaker 1: So a silverback gorilla can lift up to eight hundred
Speaker 1: kilos that's like eighteen hundred pounds seventeen jesus. They can
Speaker 1: run twenty five miles an hour, Jesu. They have a
Speaker 1: bite for of thirteen hundred pounds per square inch. That's
Speaker 1: enough to easily crush bone.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one swing of their arm can kill a human.
Speaker 1: It's Gorillas are also agile and tough. They can charge fast,
Speaker 1: they can dodge attacks, and their thick skulls and bones
Speaker 1: make it really hard for you to injure them. So
Speaker 1: they're built for combat in ways that humans just are
Speaker 1: not built for combat. Now, contrast that with the humans.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's there's one hundred of them. I mean,
Speaker 1: they have sheer numbers, right if they swarm the gorilla
Speaker 1: at once. I mean, but if you're one hundred people,
Speaker 1: you can't swarm it when I mean everybody can't get
Speaker 1: a hold of the gorilla. No, maybe you could get
Speaker 1: like six guys at once, could get a hold of
Speaker 1: the gorilla. No, but the gorillas just can be throwing
Speaker 1: people off of them.
Speaker 2: No chance. You can't go with the guys. It's the
Speaker 2: gorilla all the way.
Speaker 1: You're taking the girl against a hunt. Okay, well, so
Speaker 1: don't discount that humans have intelligence and endurance, so that
Speaker 1: the humans could plan a strategy. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that strategy strategy, I don't know, but uh, but you
Speaker 1: know there's a hundred of them, and so they would
Speaker 1: have an opportunity to plan a strategy. I mean, to me,
Speaker 1: the only thing that that makes any sense that you
Speaker 1: could do as a swarm and actually hurt him is
Speaker 1: bite them. Is a hundred a hundred.
Speaker 2: Humans, that's not gonna kill a gorilla biting him.
Speaker 1: One hundred people biting him.
Speaker 2: That that will mean shit. These motherfuckers fight lions and
Speaker 2: tigers and should They're not gonna be worried by a
Speaker 2: human bite. Our bites are ridiculous. Look a good.
Speaker 1: Bites are nasty, actually, you know, nasty.
Speaker 2: But they're not like a hyena or a lion and
Speaker 2: al or a tiger. Look at gorilla's first of all.
Speaker 2: Chimpinze's are so frightening because they have the strength of
Speaker 2: five men. A gorilla is gonna throw his arms. The
Speaker 2: only way you can defeat a gorilla would be even
Speaker 2: if you put one hundred MMA fighters in there, what
Speaker 2: are they gonna do kick his shins. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's gonna work. They're not gonna get him in a
Speaker 2: choke hold or any of that Brazilian jiu jitsu. Shit,
Speaker 2: he's gonna be comfortable on the ground. He's gonna ground
Speaker 2: and pound. He's got claws, he's got tremendous teeth. No,
Speaker 2: he might be tired after the first seventy, but no,
Speaker 2: it's over. You can't beat it without a weapon. If
Speaker 2: one guy had a weapon, you got a shot. No
Speaker 2: no weapons, no weapon, I go gorilla all the way.
Speaker 1: No weapons other than you like you get a weapon
Speaker 1: like Kirk got it on that planet when he when
Speaker 1: he fought against the gorn. So you have to use
Speaker 1: the natural habit. So if you could get a tree,
Speaker 1: a break off a branch and sharpen the end of
Speaker 1: a branch, I think that'd be I think you have
Speaker 1: to say that's legal in the fight. But I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're going to sharpen the branch with, if
Speaker 1: to sharpen it against something else naturally occurring.
Speaker 2: And when I had been taking into the fear factor
Speaker 2: of all these men staring down a silver back gorilla.
Speaker 2: You know, we love to look at our opponent and
Speaker 2: size them up. You can't size up a silver back gorilla.
Speaker 2: They can fling a man thirty feet easy with one
Speaker 2: swing of their arm. No, I don't see.
Speaker 1: So, I mean there's an obvious number one reality show here, right,
Speaker 1: I mean this would be like how many millions of
Speaker 1: people would watch this?
Speaker 2: Right? So?
Speaker 1: Well, I was just thinking, instead of having to do
Speaker 1: the uh you know, prisons in foreign countries, we could
Speaker 1: throw some kind of option at these uh you know,
Speaker 1: the gang bangers from from Venezuela or whatever you could be.
Speaker 1: You could we could send you tell Salvador and you're
Speaker 1: gonna go to this maximum security presence could be really
Speaker 1: or you can sign this release here and be part
Speaker 1: of the man Versus Gorilla game show reality show and
Speaker 1: if you survive, you're good.
Speaker 2: Right, you're good to go. Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1: You can't stay in our country, but you're good to
Speaker 1: go in some other country as a as a free man. Right,
Speaker 1: we get a hundred.
Speaker 2: That way, I would think so, But.
Speaker 1: Verse is there anything illegal about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, of course there is an animal abuse. There's
Speaker 2: no way you could have man versus ape.
Speaker 1: What's human abuse? Yeah, but you girls gonna win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't even have a fucking kitty cat
Speaker 2: on a movie set without saying no cat was injured
Speaker 2: during this movie. You can't. You can't have a show
Speaker 2: to incapacitated gorilla. How would you do it? Five guys
Speaker 2: on each arm and somebody choking? Oh? Man, I don't
Speaker 2: see it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm on the gorilla side. I think the gorilla does win.
Speaker 1: But I think the you know, either your if you
Speaker 1: could fashion weapons at a natural material like how Kirk
Speaker 1: blew up the gorn, or you or you can bite
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that's the only.
Speaker 2: Biting through that hair and into whatever his skin feels like.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine what kind of damage our mouths were doing.
Speaker 1: A gorilla you get to a major artery and and bite.
Speaker 2: God, don't forget they throw ship at us too. I
Speaker 2: mean that could be.
Speaker 1: That's also the least. If you're up against a gorilla
Speaker 1: throwing ship.
Speaker 2: Is like, fine, you're probably trained for that. I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't see it happening, but it would
Speaker 2: be a great shows.
Speaker 1: I think you could with ai Oh, like.
Speaker 2: The the Muhammad Ali Rocky Marciano fight. Simulate it and
Speaker 2: see what happens. You're gonna see humans being thrown in
Speaker 2: the air. I saw a great show last night. Have
Speaker 2: you seen that pangolin show on Netflix? The Life of
Speaker 2: the Pangolin? Those little dinosaurs ant theater type things. They're amazing,
Speaker 2: but they don't have any teeth. They just have a
Speaker 2: long tongue. But they're out there on this preserve in Johannesburg,
Speaker 2: and it's just when you see that vast area in Africa.
Speaker 2: Maybe some of these guys, instead of going to jail,
Speaker 2: put them on a preserve. If you can stay alive,
Speaker 2: kill your own food, you can make a weapon from
Speaker 2: a tree brand whatever you want. You're gonna encounter gorillas.
Speaker 2: But hey that boot. But if you can live, you
Speaker 2: get to live. That would be a good alternative for
Speaker 2: these illegals.
Speaker 1: Yea, no, look, I think I think there's a an
Speaker 1: angle with AI. I'm sure people are exploring it. But
Speaker 1: but to to take these things that you that you
Speaker 1: think would be fascinating to see but not having be
Speaker 1: bullshit Hollywood cgi crab, have it be AI creating a
Speaker 1: simulation that is as close as possible to what it
Speaker 1: likely would be and uh and see see where it goes.
Speaker 2: Well, they did a show years ago Discovery. I think
Speaker 2: about different animals versus different animals, you know, alligator, the
Speaker 2: alligator versus shark, the bite force and who would win
Speaker 2: this fight between a chimpanzee and a coyote And it
Speaker 2: was all about bite force and that was a great show.
Speaker 2: They simulated it who would win in a fight? I
Speaker 2: love that show. I don't know the name of it,
Speaker 2: but if you look up Google, you know, uh, animal
Speaker 2: versus Animal Discovery channel bite force put some keywords in
Speaker 2: and those were great because they would show you exactly
Speaker 2: what would happen in a fight. They even did. It
Speaker 2: was either history or discovery. They even did things like
Speaker 2: how would a fighter from the Roman era go up
Speaker 2: against a guy from you know, uh, feudal times? And
Speaker 2: what kind of weapons would they use and how would
Speaker 2: they be effective or ineffective? And it was really interesting
Speaker 2: that they pit They pitted people against each other during
Speaker 2: different eras in history.
Speaker 1: That is cool and I imagine we're going to see
Speaker 1: a lot of this kind of what if sort of stuff. AI.
Speaker 2: Oh, before you go further, did you see the video
Speaker 2: of our lovely Carmelo Anthony, the kid who's stabbed Austin
Speaker 2: Metcalf at the track meet. A video turned up with
Speaker 2: him playing basketball and a little skirmish occurred on the
Speaker 2: court and Carmelo Anthony, who wasn't involved in the skirmers,
Speaker 2: decided to get involved while the white boy was on
Speaker 2: the ground, and he stomped his head with his sneaker
Speaker 2: on the on the wooden basketball court before the refs
Speaker 2: and a parent got in between them. So this is.
Speaker 1: Really when was that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I have to be recently because he's
Speaker 2: in high school playing ball, so let's call it a
Speaker 2: year or two whatever. But they found a video of
Speaker 2: him doing that, which is now the new move. Whenever
Speaker 2: these dunes attack a bunch of kids, they go down.
Speaker 2: It's not enough to knock somebody out. Now they stop
Speaker 2: your head with their feet. It's it's just it's it's awful.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's all. That's wonderful. Camello Anthony, who people
Speaker 2: think was just doing nothing wrong, and you know Austin
Speaker 2: Metcalff put his hand on him. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe that scene in the gym was, you know,
Speaker 1: another white on black racial crime that he was, you know,
Speaker 1: reacting to.
Speaker 2: I believe I believe the kid he stomped on was white.
Speaker 2: I I can't say for sure, but either way, you know,
Speaker 2: we our sons played basketball. There's no place there's no head.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no head stomping. Well, hopefully, uh, that
Speaker 1: whole thing won't get decided by jury selection and tried
Speaker 1: on the facts that I've seen. We've seen worse. I
Speaker 1: got to give a cap tip to, uh to Republican
Speaker 1: Senator Josh Hawley because uh, his his new bill. I
Speaker 1: know he's one of the sponsors. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's the only sponsor, but the preventing elected leaders from
Speaker 1: owning securities and investments. If you spell out the acronym there,
Speaker 1: it's Pelosi exactly exactly. The bill is the Pelosi bill, right,
Speaker 1: that's the classic.
Speaker 2: Did you see her speech the other day where she
Speaker 2: could I mean, she man, I have been able to
Speaker 2: speak better coming home from a bender. She just couldn't
Speaker 2: get any words out at this podium. I know she's old,
Speaker 2: and I guess that's part of it, but it just
Speaker 2: seems to be an alcohol issue with her.
Speaker 1: I think she's old. Did you watch stuff of her
Speaker 1: in her forties, fifties and sixties, and she was a
Speaker 1: fucking for nature.
Speaker 2: She was tough and she shot and easy on the
Speaker 2: eyes back in the day too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, she could look at them I know. So
Speaker 1: you got to give her her due. She's she's been
Speaker 1: a major player in Washington for half a freaking century,
Speaker 1: of course, close to it. Speaking of bills, new California
Speaker 1: Bill AB thirteen thirty three, have you heard about this? No,
Speaker 1: this is an assemblement So this state law. Rich Chavez
Speaker 1: spur is the sponsor. And if they pass this, you
Speaker 1: will no longer be able to protect yourself if a
Speaker 1: criminal attacks you or your family. So if someone, if
Speaker 1: someone dies, So a guy breaks into your house and
Speaker 1: you're defending your family and in a struggle you kill
Speaker 1: the perpetrator, you will be defending yourself against murder charges.
Speaker 1: That's something like that happens. So now we have constitutional
Speaker 1: right to bear arms to defend proper private property. Right,
Speaker 1: So California's just decide and who the fuck where Even
Speaker 1: as crazy as some of this woke stuff is, where
Speaker 1: do you pull this out from? We love the We
Speaker 1: love illegal aliens so much that if one because they
Speaker 1: don't have any food brace in your house to steal
Speaker 1: your money or your food, or because they're horny and
Speaker 1: they don't have a woman to rape your daughter, right,
Speaker 1: don't you dare no hurt them?
Speaker 2: Unbelievable because we'll put you off a murder charge. I
Speaker 2: can't believe that's even the thing. But but the left
Speaker 2: has gone soa bananas to the point now where they're
Speaker 2: they're protecting this guy, the Maryland father, Cabriel Garcia whatever,
Speaker 2: his whole three names are the MS thirteen guy, So
Speaker 2: clearly is affiliated with that gang. And you got okay,
Speaker 2: it was what have you? But he did some bad things.
Speaker 2: There's a record on him including his wife getting a
Speaker 2: restraining order, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Including him getting kicked out of the country for being
Speaker 1: and then a third team member.
Speaker 2: And driving a bunch of people from the border to
Speaker 2: Maryland to work in construction. But you know these people,
Speaker 2: it's just we we've got we need him back in America.
Speaker 2: They're arguing about now they've got to pay student loans back.
Speaker 2: That's unfair. They've lost their minds. They've just lost their minds.
Speaker 1: Well, or there's a there's a strategy that this is
Speaker 1: all a big part of. And and I think that's
Speaker 1: what you're looking at with this. I don't think they
Speaker 1: care about that guy at all.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 1: Why would they. But if they can, if they can
Speaker 1: demand that level of due process for everyone, okay, and
Speaker 1: a lot of the ten million, twelve million, whatever you
Speaker 1: think the number is, Trump's not gonna be able to
Speaker 1: get out. And so this is this is to me,
Speaker 1: it's clear as day is we know we have we know.
Speaker 1: What we know is that he wasn't given due process,
Speaker 1: and so we know that his fate is he's going
Speaker 1: to prison in another country and being kicked out of
Speaker 1: this country. We just want him brought back here. So
Speaker 1: that can be determined so that we can then claim
Speaker 1: that every other you can't put three hundred on a flight,
Speaker 1: every single one of them, one at a time, has
Speaker 1: to get due process. We're going to slow you down
Speaker 1: to a crawl, so that at the end of four years,
Speaker 1: if we're successful with everything else that we're trying to
Speaker 1: destroy of what you want to do, we somehow find
Speaker 1: a way to win an election that's going to be
Speaker 1: heavily dependent on us getting as many of He's ten million,
Speaker 1: twelve million, fifty to be able to vote as we
Speaker 1: possibly can. We need them to stay in this country
Speaker 1: to vote for our candidates. And that's all any of
Speaker 1: it it's about. It's all it's ever about. And it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's just it's a it's a it's it's awful. And
Speaker 2: I know the first hundred days what Trump has done,
Speaker 2: there's a few things that have been on my mind
Speaker 2: as kind of quirky and is that right? More his decisions,
Speaker 2: not so much as actions. Some of the tariff stuff
Speaker 2: bothers me. The Pete Hegg set stuff I'm concerned about.
Speaker 2: But overall, the first hundred days have been everything I
Speaker 2: could have wished for. And yet the left is still
Speaker 2: acting like a Trump voters are very unhappy. They regret
Speaker 2: what they did. No, we don't we known.
Speaker 1: His look, his scores on the economy, his scores on
Speaker 1: on the tariffs themselves, they're all terrible. They're all off.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: Oh they are. I've looked at five different they're they're terrible.
Speaker 2: I've looked at I've looked at ones that say they're
Speaker 2: not that bad. I've looked at show me one, show me.
Speaker 1: A j There's there's, there's. It depends who the the
Speaker 1: group is that you're that you're polling right. But there's
Speaker 1: if if there was an election next month and the
Speaker 1: Democrats just put up somebody with half a brain, which
Speaker 1: is a lot more than they currently have in the
Speaker 1: party to put up. But if they had somebody with
Speaker 1: they have a brain to put up, they would win.
Speaker 1: Trump Trump took this on. It's a really dangerous thing
Speaker 1: to take on. Now he's got to make it work.
Speaker 1: He's got to make it work. And uh, and that
Speaker 1: they're already the strategy couldn't possibly have been to be
Speaker 1: where we are now. That couldn't possibly have been the strategy.
Speaker 1: There's no thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think things are that so fucking dire right now.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Why why is it so bad
Speaker 2: that we had a president that said, look, we've been
Speaker 2: getting ripped off, not just by China, but by many
Speaker 2: countries who we send tons of money to. It's time
Speaker 2: to equal their talents.
Speaker 1: Dude, we're having a trade imbalance with someone. Doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you're getting ripped off. Yeah, well, where he mishandled. Where
Speaker 1: he mishandled. More worse than anything is what he allowed
Speaker 1: to happen to the US Canada relationship, which just resulted
Speaker 1: in another left wing wacko getting elected in Canada when
Speaker 1: the conservative candidate was way ahead in the polls before
Speaker 1: Trump came in. And you know, there are there are
Speaker 1: countries that are going to have things that are much
Speaker 1: more appealing to us that it's it's like saying you've
Speaker 1: got to trade and balance with the publics or marianos.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I go into publics three times a week and fuck
Speaker 1: those people take my money and they don't. They don't
Speaker 1: pay me shit, they don't. They don't buy any of
Speaker 1: my stuff.
Speaker 2: No, they're not offering them stuff that's not it's not
Speaker 2: a good comparison. What do we what do we need
Speaker 2: from Canada so badly that we don't have here in America?
Speaker 2: And when they do give it to us, we're charged
Speaker 2: remarkably high taxes on it. Why can't we even that up?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: There's specific stuff, ridiculous stuff like maple syrup and stuff
Speaker 1: like that number cars, but overall it's we just are consuming.
Speaker 1: We're much bigger country, we're much bigger consumers, so we
Speaker 1: have much more money. We're going to take more from
Speaker 1: Canada than they take from It's not possible for them
Speaker 1: to take more from us. They don't have a population
Speaker 1: to take more from us. The whole thing is idiotic,
Speaker 1: It really is. It's stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, what about how is it idiotic that we sent
Speaker 2: them billions of dollars hundreds of billions of dollars a year?
Speaker 2: Is that idiotic? Part?
Speaker 1: Should have gone after fucking China? He should have united
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, after he pissed off the rest of
Speaker 1: the fucking planet. He should have just gone balls out
Speaker 1: after fucking China, and he shouldn't have fucked with anything else.
Speaker 1: Or or if you want to have uh, reciprocals and
Speaker 1: uh and only reciprocals, then then have reciprocals. But but
Speaker 1: why do we pick a fight with the world. Why
Speaker 1: are we fighting with Mexico?
Speaker 2: And why are we fighting in Mexico? Oh christ, I
Speaker 2: don't think that's so far fetched. Why why don't we
Speaker 2: have issues with Mexico? How many fucking iss did Mexico
Speaker 2: just allow the bullshit to happen with their people and
Speaker 2: the cartels and fucking killing Americans with drugs.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm all for I'm all for protecting the border,
Speaker 1: I'm all for uh for. I'm one thousand percent behind
Speaker 1: him on everything border related and protecting citizen citizenship related. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: But we're talking about trade, and he's the one who
Speaker 1: did the trade deal, and everything between the US, Mexico,
Speaker 1: and Canada operates off of it. Was his fucking.
Speaker 2: I just think that he came in the way he
Speaker 2: normally walks into a room letting everybody know there's a
Speaker 2: new sheriff in town. And especially after the last four
Speaker 2: years with Biden, where we got stepped on by a
Speaker 2: lot of countries, he had to make a big, sweeping
Speaker 2: statement that this shit isn't happening anymore. America is not
Speaker 2: going to go bankrupt. We we we fund so many
Speaker 2: countries and protect so many countries, and yet no one
Speaker 2: gives us back what they what they should give us back.
Speaker 2: We have people, we have countries that always tons of
Speaker 2: money that no one ever bothers to collect. So yeah,
Speaker 2: did he go overboard and make too much of a
Speaker 2: sweeping move. Probably, but that's his nature. He'll pare it
Speaker 2: down and eventually I have trusted him that it'll work out.
Speaker 2: I just do. I call it blind trust, whatever you
Speaker 2: want to call it. I feel like it'll work out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, now it's just a scramble. I mean, now
Speaker 1: it's just a scramble. Now it's now it's oh shit,
Speaker 1: my game plan completely failed. I got to scrap it
Speaker 1: and now let me see what I can salvage. They
Speaker 1: are in salvage mode right now. It's uh, it's it's
Speaker 1: not good now. I mean, thankfully for him, thankfully for Republicans.
Speaker 1: The Dems are just and crazy and they have.
Speaker 2: If the Democrats had like a legit, shittimate person that
Speaker 2: was gonna run, I totally agree that we'd be looking
Speaker 2: at holy shit, this is a this is dangerous. There's
Speaker 2: a big contender on the left side. But they have
Speaker 2: not They have nobody and and and I know they're
Speaker 2: quaking in their shoes. They're trying to find somebody that
Speaker 2: can do anything to disrupt what Trump is doing or
Speaker 2: change the way. But I haven't heard any name yet
Speaker 2: that they think can do. Forget about alc and Bernie.
Speaker 2: That's ally ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But you're you're thinking presidential and the first thing that's
Speaker 1: going to happen is the midterms, and at the UH,
Speaker 1: the incumbent party at midterms, on average loses a ship
Speaker 1: ton of seats.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Now, now, if you if you have a really bad
Speaker 1: circumstance in the country, a bad economy, especially self inflicted
Speaker 1: wounds delivering you a bad economy, you're probably going to
Speaker 1: lose more than the average. If they just lose some,
Speaker 1: they are going to be looking at not having the
Speaker 1: House and not having Senate, and Trump's agenda being absolutely
Speaker 1: stop dead in its tracks, him being a lame duck,
Speaker 1: them two years to find a candidate. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not hard to Trump took on a lot of risk
Speaker 1: with this. He had a he had a great tailwind
Speaker 1: coming in. Look on one hand, I admire him for
Speaker 1: having the balls to take a shot at something, especially
Speaker 1: where the Republican Party is you know, is absolutely now
Speaker 1: the party of the middle class and the working class
Speaker 1: in this country. That has been inverted one hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty degrees. The strategy here, it just it. It feels
Speaker 1: like it came out of a weekend at mar a Lago,
Speaker 1: not months and months and months of deep consideration. Because
Speaker 1: even if you re sure a lot of this business,
Speaker 1: even if factories are built and everything else, uh, robotics,
Speaker 1: robotics is going to do the majority of everything related
Speaker 1: to the automotive wat you're not you're not putting people
Speaker 1: back in jobs they used to do a decade ago
Speaker 1: before all this stuff was off short because it's going
Speaker 1: to be re short as stuff that's done with robotics
Speaker 1: and and AI and event.
Speaker 2: But any president would face that that's the that's the
Speaker 2: way the future is going. It's not like it's it's
Speaker 2: not his fault. That's just the way it's going. Robotic.
Speaker 1: No I know, but but it's being presented as the
Speaker 1: path back for the working class. I don't. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I don't know enough of a lot of people that
Speaker 1: are very very smart that uh, that I do a
Speaker 1: little reading with.
Speaker 2: Don't make Shapiro say what does Shapiro say? Because I
Speaker 2: know he's the brilliant mind. Uh is he putting it down?
Speaker 1: Listen to what Shapiro says. Listen, I mean there's and
Speaker 1: there's a lot more than him. Yeah, no, no one's
Speaker 1: and and from the very beginning, from the very very beginning.
Speaker 1: So uh the guy he's still got there. He's got
Speaker 1: to get rid of that guy. Not not best at best,
Speaker 1: it's good the other nut job.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't think what position where? What are we
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: He's the one, the one who did all this, the
Speaker 1: one talking about how it's going to be the greatest
Speaker 1: thing in the world and we're going to turn it around, Howard,
Speaker 1: but uh not say not whatever, folks, We do this
Speaker 1: to you all the time now, sixty two year old
Speaker 1: brain and you know what we're talking about. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway we we uh Trump's uh, Trump's not in
Speaker 1: a great position with with this stuff right now. And
Speaker 1: it's and it's it's an own goal. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: it's friendly fire. That none of this had to had
Speaker 1: to happen this way, but you know, hopefully we uh
Speaker 1: we get a bunch of these deals put in place.
Speaker 1: And the part of the strategy that is right is
Speaker 1: the put the pressure on China sort of it, because
Speaker 1: we can put China in a very difficult position. But
Speaker 1: but you know, some of these countries are running to
Speaker 1: China to partner with China, to do a bunch of
Speaker 1: things with and and to change standard off of the
Speaker 1: US dollar onto some other I mean, all of this
Speaker 1: stuff really dangerous. So anyway, get off of that. You know,
Speaker 1: it's more important. But the kool aid Man challenge.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I heard, I heard this has been going on.
Speaker 2: It's been crazy. People who own homes are going bananas
Speaker 2: with this shit. Kids are running through fences with the
Speaker 2: kool aid Man.
Speaker 1: Tell me, we wouldn't have been all over this back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. If they were TikTok when we were
Speaker 2: fifteen and sixteen, we would have done all of them,
Speaker 2: except for eating tide pads. But when it comes to
Speaker 2: disrupting property and dumping and running through people, we did
Speaker 2: that stuff without even having a TikTok challenge. I remember
Speaker 2: Machico shot down Steve Peladino's cherry tree during a party
Speaker 2: at Open House Park. I mean, we did awful allegedly. Allegedly, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: we did awful things back then. Yeah, running through fences.
Speaker 1: Of the videos are the funniest frigging thing, because, first
Speaker 1: of all, a lot of people put up flimsy fences
Speaker 1: out there. I mean, folks, if you're putting up a fence,
Speaker 1: at least you know, get that that mid range quality
Speaker 1: at home d so that the ship's gonna stay in
Speaker 1: the ground and not be so flimsy. But some of these,
Speaker 1: it's just unbelievable. It's like they could they could be
Speaker 1: walking at a high speed and break through the offences.
Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, this has a this has some momentum.
Speaker 1: I think this one's gonna go for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good one. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of there's a lot of things out
Speaker 2: there now I'm watching that. Uh not so many, not
Speaker 2: so much challenges, But I love what's happening with people
Speaker 2: who are trying to or run down Trump signs on
Speaker 2: people's lawns. And the people who put those Trump signs
Speaker 2: out have gotten savvy to lay down pieces of wood
Speaker 2: with nails sticking up hidden underneath some leaves. And these
Speaker 2: people who are running down Trump signs are getting you know,
Speaker 2: two flat tires. Uh. There's a lot of stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I love counter espionage, a lot of stuff. There's another
Speaker 2: guy that had like an air potato gun behind it
Speaker 2: bad Trump sign on a fence, and as soon as
Speaker 2: someone went to rip it down, they got blasted by
Speaker 2: mashed potatoes in their face and chest. I like this
Speaker 2: kind of stuff. But the kool Aid challenge, it's one
Speaker 2: of the few things that TikTok has pushed that I'm behind.
Speaker 2: It would be a lot of fun to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, too bad, we can't. He can't go back.
Speaker 1: And again we'd have been great at that one.
Speaker 2: Chico would have ran through any fence. Forget about it.
Speaker 1: Chico couldn't run. Even had seventeen Chico couldn't run.
Speaker 2: I know. I love that he was on the lacrosse
Speaker 2: team though. That was always fun. Started string goalie. I
Speaker 2: believe whatever was.
Speaker 1: That the did he get a letter? Did he get
Speaker 1: a letter in lacrosse?
Speaker 2: He probably did, he was on the team. The only
Speaker 2: great thing he did on the cross was one day
Speaker 2: he had his his lacross stick and he got the
Speaker 2: big heavy white ball and he launched it. It was
Speaker 2: by the baseball field and this ball is traveling at
Speaker 2: great speed, at least eighty yards and it hits Miss
Speaker 2: Coachinino in his back and he went down. It was
Speaker 2: like the luckiest shot in the world. He never found
Speaker 2: out Chico did it. He just thought it was an
Speaker 2: er and throw by somebody. But yeah, he got a
Speaker 2: lot of it. That was probably his best move with
Speaker 2: the lacrosse stick in his whole career.
Speaker 1: He almost took out our marine biology teachers. That would
Speaker 1: have been that would have been horrible. Well would have
Speaker 1: happened to us the rest of the year.
Speaker 2: You know, we never talked about. We didn't even tell
Speaker 2: your son the other day about the hijinks of high school.
Speaker 2: We forget that Chico stole the class money for our
Speaker 2: end of the year, like beach beach dinner, beach lood,
Speaker 2: you know, like whatever the I don't know how much,
Speaker 2: probably like a couple of hundred bucks to get hamburgers
Speaker 2: and hot dogs and barbecue by the beach for the
Speaker 2: last week of senior year. And he was the guy.
Speaker 2: They made him the treasurer, which is the stupidest thing.
Speaker 2: And of course you have sconded with the money.
Speaker 1: Who decided he could be the fucking treasure. That's the
Speaker 1: dumbest move I've ever heard of in my life.
Speaker 2: He campaigned and he got it. As soon as that
Speaker 2: money came into his hands. We never got our Hamburger
Speaker 2: hot dogs and end of the year class and.
Speaker 1: No one ever came after him for that.
Speaker 2: What could you do? School was going to be over
Speaker 2: in four or five days, and it was just like,
Speaker 2: forget it.
Speaker 1: We did have the stories going in the car the
Speaker 1: other day. By the way, I'm still thawing out. That
Speaker 1: was the coldest that something. I had no strategy there.
Speaker 1: I mean I first of all, when I bought the tickets,
Speaker 1: I had no idea what the weather was going to be.
Speaker 1: I had no idea which was the sun side of
Speaker 1: the field, which was the shade side of field. But
Speaker 1: when you're you know, when it's at the end of April,
Speaker 1: you don't expect forty five degrees with the wind gusting
Speaker 1: and uh and to be on the shade side of
Speaker 1: the field.
Speaker 2: I was laughing at the parking lot. Attendant two had,
Speaker 2: you know, neckerchiefs like scarves up to their nose just
Speaker 2: our eyes were visible, and I thought, what are these
Speaker 2: guys doing? Is it about COVID. What it's a beautiful
Speaker 2: fifty five degree day. No, they knew stand out there
Speaker 2: for four hours and it's cold. Yesterday it was eighty
Speaker 2: degrees here.
Speaker 1: We could have used that on Saturday. Alright, by the way,
Speaker 1: fifty five it might have been when we started in
Speaker 1: the wall tour. It was in the forties.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: How I mean we bought those two stupid blanket fetch Jack's.
Speaker 1: Jack sold one of the blanks.
Speaker 2: He sold, good fam he's sold.
Speaker 1: They're not proud of nothing, not selling the cubs blanket
Speaker 1: after it.
Speaker 2: I'm not drinking anymore. Sixteen dollars of beer. Sixteen dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's incredible. That's incredible that they can do. Look
Speaker 1: at the thing. So I get a I get a
Speaker 1: you know, are you happy with your service? Blah blah
Speaker 1: blah follow up from stub hub, and I never responded
Speaker 1: to those things. Have to I crucified them. Yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: you want to know how I feel. Here's how I feel.
Speaker 1: Really shitty to have paid one hundred dollars to you
Speaker 1: people for a freaking parking spot, right, and then to
Speaker 1: see that you put forty five dollars worth of fees
Speaker 1: on top of that, only to arrive at that garage,
Speaker 1: at that parking lot the day of the game and
Speaker 1: find out that showing up that day, I could have
Speaker 1: just paid sixty dollars and gotten the same exact parking spot.
Speaker 1: So you wripped me off by one hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: percent or whatever the hell it was. That's how I
Speaker 1: feel about.
Speaker 2: Your such bullshit.
Speaker 1: I don't I think it wasn't stub Hub. I think
Speaker 1: it was ticket MATD was going after. I think it's
Speaker 1: ticket Master because of all the inflated service charges on
Speaker 1: these concert tickets. And you know what, and I think
Speaker 1: a lot of it was inspired by Travis Kelsey's girlfriend
Speaker 1: there on her tour and what people were having to
Speaker 1: pay for concert tickets. But this is this is a
Speaker 1: complete rip off. Guys coming from out of town wants
Speaker 1: to take his buddy and his son to a game,
Speaker 1: and you know, it wasn't like we were gonna I
Speaker 1: was gonna buy the best seats, and I was just
Speaker 1: wanted decent seats, and there were decent seats, but the service,
Speaker 1: the plasure of the seats was fine. But then to
Speaker 1: have to pay a service fee on every single ticket,
Speaker 1: that is like thirty percent of ticket costs. And then
Speaker 1: the same thing with the damn parking spot freaking break service,
Speaker 1: what service actually gets done? There see digital representation of
Speaker 1: the ticket that goes from the season ticket holder to
Speaker 1: stub Hub that they then publish in their site. That
Speaker 1: then it's like and then ft, come on, look at.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like airline fees there. You know, I
Speaker 2: find a ticket for a one way for two thirty.
Speaker 2: You go, oh great, two thirty. It's great. By the
Speaker 2: time you do all the fees and pay for the
Speaker 2: luggage and this is that it's a four hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars ticket. It just it just doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting and what what working class dad can afford
Speaker 1: to take a family to a ballgame in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not getting out of there even if
Speaker 1: you go nosebleeds, which they don't really have. It's one
Speaker 1: thing about that stadium. It's only two tiers. So let's
Speaker 1: say you pay fifty dollars a ticket for family for
Speaker 1: you're paying two hundred dollars for tickets, You're gonna pay
Speaker 1: sixty for parking. You're too sixty if you have a
Speaker 1: The hot dogs were what the hot dogs were?
Speaker 2: Hot dogs? I think for thirteen or twelve. They were
Speaker 2: big too.
Speaker 1: For freaking hospital. Look you got a seven ninety nine
Speaker 1: for a couple. What do we pay for the stupid?
Speaker 2: The hot chocolate they were seven bucks apiece to hot
Speaker 2: chocolate for.
Speaker 1: Not hot but luke warm.
Speaker 2: There was warm chocolate I bought. I bought four drinks,
Speaker 2: tooth pretzels, and a beef sandwich. It was eighty bucks.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Old Man Show, where we can what
Speaker 1: life is like today.
Speaker 2: I used to see the Yankees for five dollars.
Speaker 1: God, I hate it when my father did that, but
Speaker 1: it's so true.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something right down. My mother didn't lie.
Speaker 2: She said we would cut school with one dollar, take
Speaker 2: the subway into Manhattan from Brooklyn. And she used to
Speaker 2: call it chinks because that was Chinese food. Back then,
Speaker 2: we'd have some chink food. It was horrible. See Frank
Speaker 2: sinatrat the Paramount and take the subway home and still
Speaker 2: have changed left when we got home.
Speaker 1: Okay, you were with me the way until the c
Speaker 1: Sinatra at the para? What did Sinatra get for a
Speaker 1: ticket at the para?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. But my mother used to cut
Speaker 2: school and see him at the Paramount in the nineteen forties,
Speaker 2: and whatever the price was, it was for a dollar.
Speaker 2: They did all that, and she'd say, we used to
Speaker 2: buy this, we had candy. I said, how could candy
Speaker 2: cost less than a dollar? She said, because they used
Speaker 2: to sell twenty pieces for a nickel. Oh that's how
Speaker 2: you do it. I'm not sure it's it was maybe
Speaker 2: Sinatra's tickets for fifty cents. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'd have to look that up. But yeah, it was
Speaker 2: not it was a different world.
Speaker 1: It was. It was so what what are you watching?
Speaker 1: What's what's good now that you're watching?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I just start Well, I saw a couple of movies
Speaker 2: which I wasn't too fond of it. Not I you
Speaker 2: know what I liked. I liked I've watched the whole
Speaker 2: first season of the Kevin Bacon thing, Bondsman, The Devil
Speaker 2: is the Devil. Yeah, I know it's a little out there,
Speaker 2: but I love the Studio on Wednesdays. I love that
Speaker 2: show on Apple. I haven't seen your Friends and Neighbors
Speaker 2: yet with John Hams.
Speaker 1: I was about to tell you how great that is?
Speaker 2: Okay, I heard, I heard it's great.
Speaker 1: You get there, you know the premise, right, No, no, okay.
Speaker 1: So so he's like a big hedge, fun guy who
Speaker 1: gets uh, gets laid off in a laid off, gets
Speaker 1: fired on a completely he ends up hooking up with
Speaker 1: somebody who works in another department. She doesn't work for him.
Speaker 1: It's completely consensual, and she doesn't go and complain about it.
Speaker 1: They just find out. Someone finds out that it happened,
Speaker 1: and they want to get rid of them, so they
Speaker 1: fire him and he lives in I think it's Bedford.
Speaker 1: It's somewhere.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful town, beautiful.
Speaker 1: Town, really expensive home. I mean, you know, ten million,
Speaker 1: plush kind of home there.
Speaker 2: It's it's really pretty.
Speaker 1: And and Bedford, Bedford was where the Christmas movie with
Speaker 1: Jimmy Stewart. I think that was a wonderful life was
Speaker 1: really ok. But it's absolutely beautiful. Yeah, and he uh,
Speaker 1: he picks up a new occupation. All his friends up
Speaker 1: there are so absolutely filthy rich and they have so
Speaker 1: many things that they won't possibly miss one little thing here,
Speaker 1: one little thing there. So yeah, it's uh, and it's
Speaker 1: it's really clever. How they've done. It's really really good
Speaker 1: and I want to say that some some some great
Speaker 1: characters and he's really good in it, so definitely definitely
Speaker 1: do that one. Mobland is really good too. Do you
Speaker 1: love her?
Speaker 2: I don't like it really. I think I think that
Speaker 2: Pierce Brosan is embarrassing himself with his supposedly English accent.
Speaker 2: I hear Irish in him. It doesn't work for me.
Speaker 1: Wait, isn't it an Irish accent?
Speaker 2: I thought it was supposed to be more Well.
Speaker 1: It's set in London, but they came from northern Iisle
Speaker 1: and he's he's Irish.
Speaker 2: Well, then I'm wrong about the accent thing. But outside
Speaker 2: of Tom Hardy, nobody thrills me. And it's got guy
Speaker 2: Richie Direct. Think it's got Helen Mirren. It's got big stars.
Speaker 1: Helen Mirren's great.
Speaker 2: I'm a big Tom Hardy guy and I think he's
Speaker 2: the only one I'm I'm interested in looking at on screen.
Speaker 2: I watched too, so I got time. I'll give it
Speaker 2: more time.
Speaker 1: He's great and uh, I think Telen Mirren is hysterical
Speaker 1: in it. But the other one that we're watching is uh.
Speaker 1: Is it called Crazy Long River or something?
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 1: It's a it's Amanda Sea freed or liked. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: a uh, she's a cop with a very fucked up
Speaker 1: family and background, and and there's a uh there's a
Speaker 1: serial killer who's who's killing prostitutes in Kensington and her
Speaker 1: sister is missing and her sister was a prostitute in Kensington.
Speaker 1: And so it's it's a very interesting, it's very well
Speaker 1: acted and uh and the good news is the entire
Speaker 1: season's out, so you can these the studio love it.
Speaker 1: But to wait a week between I don't like.
Speaker 2: I know right, that's how spoiled we got. We I
Speaker 2: don't want to wait a week. I want to binge.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that that bothers me, And I wait every
Speaker 2: Wednesday so tomorrow I can watch it. But that bug
Speaker 2: that bugs me. I want to see them all.
Speaker 1: The business Model bugs me too, So like, what does
Speaker 1: is that a Netflix series? That's an Apple series? Okay,
Speaker 1: so what does Apple think that if they let me
Speaker 1: have the whole thing at once, that I'm going to
Speaker 1: quick binge that show and then you cancel my subscription
Speaker 1: and then and then wait until well not the next year,
Speaker 1: because they're like six shows. The average person has way
Speaker 1: more than one show coming from a studio or an
Speaker 1: app out. However you want to look at it that
Speaker 1: they that they like. So what I'm gonna pay this month,
Speaker 1: cancel next month, pay again the month after that, while
Speaker 1: my other show comes back, and cancel the next month.
Speaker 1: I don't know what data they're looking at that says
Speaker 1: this is the way they should do it. Give me
Speaker 1: the whole freaking show. And give me the whole freaking show.
Speaker 1: And if I have to then commit that I'm not
Speaker 1: going to cancel, you, then do something. But let me
Speaker 1: let me consume it how I want to consume it,
Speaker 1: because I hate because you forget how the ship that
Speaker 1: goes on.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's true, you forget a week later. But
Speaker 2: what also happens to me when you when I've I've
Speaker 2: been binging and watching so many things that I forget
Speaker 2: the names of these shows and movies I like or dislike.
Speaker 2: Because I'm like not like a lot of people. I
Speaker 2: love to watch everything, even if it's on in the background.
Speaker 2: I keep I love consuming TV. I just I'm a
Speaker 2: big fan of entertainment. But I do tend to forget.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what happened in the end? Of that show
Speaker 2: had that season end. That's why I lost my love
Speaker 2: for Yellowstone because it was gone for too long. But
Speaker 2: when you can binge everything at once, then yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: take a weekend and just sit sit in bed and
Speaker 2: watch everything. I love that shit love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it I mean, imagine the studio for people
Speaker 1: that like get turned onto it six months from now, yeah,
Speaker 1: and can watch it bang bang bang bang. They're gonna
Speaker 1: absolutely love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. At least the it's not episodic, so can you
Speaker 1: can do that and each of the episodes is self contained.
Speaker 1: But for a show like the one I was just
Speaker 1: talking about John Ham's show, you want to be able
Speaker 1: to because it is episode and you want to be
Speaker 1: able to take in the whole season at once. But
Speaker 1: the way to do that is to wait until the
Speaker 1: whole seasons.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't like that. It catch me. It
Speaker 2: puts me in a bad mood. I agree, I agree,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: So we've settled that. I don't know what else we've settled.
Speaker 1: I'm angry today. I'm angry.
Speaker 2: I'm angry. Yeah, well, I'm typically angry. I got at
Speaker 2: the end of the month. I don't know, I got
Speaker 2: to you got to go to a doctor. You're doing
Speaker 2: your ship. I gotta got on a plane and get
Speaker 2: back to La which even though my family's there, I
Speaker 2: just going back to LA. I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: I don't. I never feel excited, like no, I got
Speaker 2: im back to groundhog Day. I'm back to the state.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about my doctor's strategy.
Speaker 2: What's that? So?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to do so we're in a
Speaker 1: new location that I have to find a new doctor
Speaker 1: or a new family medicine doctor. Right, I don't do young guys.
Speaker 1: Fucking that that so old guys are in play as
Speaker 1: potential and then I can't do attractive women.
Speaker 2: Never you're not.
Speaker 1: Getting a peek at my coal and if you're like,
Speaker 1: you're seven or higher forgetting so. So my review was
Speaker 1: reviewing snapshots of doctors and then looking at where their
Speaker 1: offices are and a little bit about their their reviews
Speaker 1: and confidence level. But mostly it's this doctor is going
Speaker 1: to look inside my ass, and I need I need
Speaker 1: to be comfortable with the fact that they're going to
Speaker 1: be looking inside my ass.
Speaker 5: And I mean this is just not my wife's Like,
Speaker 5: you're why are you so I'm not crazy.
Speaker 1: Any guy is going to go through the same process. Honey,
Speaker 1: it's not me. You know, I'm not having some thirty
Speaker 1: five year old stud male doctor looking at me like,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: You let yourself go? What happened to you?
Speaker 1: I don't want to abe and I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: going and having some freaking hotty because I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to pull my unit back out with tongs out
Speaker 1: of the inside of my body after they're going to
Speaker 1: look at my turn up my ass. So there's a
Speaker 1: freaking strategy here.
Speaker 2: Well, I think you got an idea because I think
Speaker 2: we there should be an app much like Tender, where
Speaker 2: you can swipe on the doctor you'd like to see.
Speaker 1: That's good, that's great. Match match. I basically did that,
Speaker 1: but I had to do it by manipulating what was
Speaker 1: available online. But then it's not a perfect strategy because
Speaker 1: here's the deal. For whatever reason, maybe because she's wise
Speaker 1: to my strategy, this doctor put a not friendly picture
Speaker 1: in the thing. She ends up being a lot better
Speaker 1: looking in her picture.
Speaker 5: Oh no, So I get there and I'm like, oh
Speaker 5: fuck all that all that pregame preparation right right, and
Speaker 5: now she's an attractive one.
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do?
Speaker 2: Well, Listen, I tell you. I had my prostate checked
Speaker 2: a few weeks ago, and I didn't know who was
Speaker 2: going to be. I get to the office and I
Speaker 2: find that it's a It's a female. I looked at
Speaker 2: her picture and I started studying texts to my friends,
Speaker 2: going shit, my urologist is a female. Now, she wasn't hot,
Speaker 2: but I get in there and she was really nice,
Speaker 2: really sweet. But I didn't think she was going to
Speaker 2: make me stripped down and in front of a full
Speaker 2: length Mira investigate my testicles and I'm there standing. I
Speaker 2: dropped my sweats and she's grabbing them and telling me
Speaker 2: there's a lot of fluid here. This could be a hernia.
Speaker 2: You got a hernie here and your belly button. And
Speaker 2: I don't look in for full length mirrors. I haven't
Speaker 2: for many years. I don't care to see it, but
Speaker 2: I had to and this woman. I didn't get turned on,
Speaker 2: but I, of course I became a turtlehead. Your penis
Speaker 2: just can't accept that. And it was very uncomfortable, even
Speaker 2: though she was nice. I would have rather had it
Speaker 2: older man, because they understand they have the same equipment.
Speaker 2: They get it.
Speaker 1: So dude, here's here was my strategy yesterday on that is.
Speaker 1: Thankfully she said, I'll be right back and we'll do
Speaker 1: the you know, we'll do the rest of them stripped,
Speaker 1: stripped down to your.
Speaker 2: You talk you talked on it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I have I got to give myself
Speaker 1: a half a handy, Yeah, because I can't. I can't deal.
Speaker 1: So but so then she's watching in real time the
Speaker 1: shrinkage occur. It's like she's she's under the wave as
Speaker 1: I go into the sixty degree ocean water.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know the use the phone, find
Speaker 2: porn hub right away. It's just like a couple of
Speaker 2: loose tugs for for two minutes and then hopefully you
Speaker 2: get some good lengths, just respectable length.
Speaker 1: They should sell like fake shafts that you can wear
Speaker 1: to the doctor. It's just just just a fake shaft,
Speaker 1: nothing ouse because they don't they don't do anything with
Speaker 1: your shaft. They're only looking at your at your balls, right,
Speaker 1: So give me a give me a realistic looking fake
Speaker 1: shaft so I don't have to worry about like a
Speaker 1: shrinks or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Well listen, not that I'm anybody special, but back when
Speaker 2: I had relative amount of fame around me. It's much
Speaker 2: worse because I know doctors talked to people at cocktail
Speaker 2: parties and such, and even though they're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah I had a patient. You might know of
Speaker 2: me at this TV show? Yeah very uh not hung
Speaker 2: too well. You know, of course that stuff is set
Speaker 2: at cocktail parties the end.
Speaker 1: Of your career because you went to the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I know they think he's like a thing,
Speaker 2: but I saw him naked. I don't get it. I
Speaker 2: don't get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's probably some master text group that that doctor's
Speaker 1: on with all the other doctors.
Speaker 2: And juice and our information is out there.
Speaker 1: Ye really use that fake cheft yesterday like.
Speaker 2: A lisonator, like a fake exactly. Just give me that
Speaker 2: for the visit.
Speaker 1: You know what? I bet there's one something like the
Speaker 1: solid Ship for women that's out there. Nobody makes anything
Speaker 1: for men. No, my wife put an address, I have
Speaker 1: to put these pasties on it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: We don't have things like that.
Speaker 2: We don't have it. We don't have rubber chicken cutlets
Speaker 2: we put in our bra Why don't we have something
Speaker 2: like that for our pants when we go into a function.
Speaker 2: It's nice for a woman to see a bulge because listen,
Speaker 2: I hate to say it, but I never had a
Speaker 2: problem with the size of myself. But as you get older,
Speaker 2: you get kind of like kind of winds down like not.
Speaker 1: It looks old. It looks old. You get you get old, Dick.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you it's told Dick. Here's the best story,
Speaker 2: real quick. When Rocco was a baby, he's learning how
Speaker 2: to do peepee standing up. He said, I'm next to
Speaker 2: him and I'm showing daddy showing him how to do peepe.
Speaker 2: So we're both doing it together. And at some point
Speaker 2: I think he was three or four, he said to me,
Speaker 2: yours looks like an old soldier, General Custer. I guess
Speaker 2: he saw the helmet and just thought, well, that's old.
Speaker 2: All the hair like the kids don't understand that. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have Harriet balls. One day, this before I
Speaker 2: was manscaping and he just thought it looked like an
Speaker 2: old soldier. I guess he thought I was humping a
Speaker 2: big rucksack. I don't know, but he saw so. Watching
Speaker 2: too many documentaries of World War I to apparently it's cool.
Speaker 1: Somebody, you know what they have to be out there.
Speaker 1: They have to be out there at least like boxers
Speaker 1: that have a pre installed schlong compartment. And that compartment
Speaker 1: is like a you know, uh, it's like a ten
Speaker 1: inch so you fit your six inches in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and but but outwardly it looks like you're packing ten
Speaker 1: that'd be that's a that's a good that's a seller.
Speaker 2: That'll beliebe. The girls of the front know about it.
Speaker 2: People talk, you know, Uh, yeah, listen, I know, men
Speaker 2: just get the raw end of the stick, pint in
Speaker 2: the punt. We're supposed to be tough and handle everything,
Speaker 2: but we got feelings too. Well.
Speaker 1: You know, we got a lot of guy listeners that
Speaker 1: are in their sixties listening to this show. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: the the next Uh. It's been a while since we
Speaker 1: did a good a good one. I still have my
Speaker 1: famous A Bitch pedal file here.
Speaker 2: The pedal mail file. Yeah, maybe we should do a
Speaker 2: show about what what what men in their sixties are facing.
Speaker 2: Whether it's doctors, females. Uh, there's a lot of things.
Speaker 1: That's an important topic. There's not no one is super
Speaker 1: serving the sixty to seventy five year old male demographic.
Speaker 1: We're not getting enough attention. Only the rich men rich
Speaker 1: seventy five we don't get attention. So this demographic needs
Speaker 1: some attention. One of the things we need, we need
Speaker 1: specially designed underwear that make it look like we still
Speaker 1: have young dick and hard and it's in like a
Speaker 1: larger package. So I'm gonna investigate that.
Speaker 2: It's got a good way to everything. Everything females do
Speaker 2: for our benefit, mainly is to enhance their appeal. They
Speaker 2: enhance their height with heels, their chest, their the makeup
Speaker 2: they wear. I mean, God bless them, but there's not
Speaker 2: much men can do. We are who we are.
Speaker 1: Well, we should do something about that. Somebody'll stand up
Speaker 1: for I'm sixty to seventy five year old man, and
Speaker 1: we're just the guys to.
Speaker 2: Do it exactly exactly I'm in.
Speaker 1: We'll do it like a prune juice challenge or.
Speaker 2: Something I'm in. Although there you go, Bill Belichick at
Speaker 2: his age pulling in a twenty four year old. There's
Speaker 2: hope out there.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I don't know how the most respected coach
Speaker 1: in NFL history ends up allowing that same girl to
Speaker 1: make a fool of him everywhere he goes.
Speaker 2: But she's got a plan. She's got a plan. Man,
Speaker 2: I saw that face when she interrupted the interview, Just
Speaker 2: her face watching it is not the typical face of
Speaker 2: a twenty four year old girl who's dating an older man.
Speaker 2: She has a plan. Maybe it's not evil, but she's
Speaker 2: got a plan to stop there.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's popping the Ta dalla phills like there's no tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But but you know, maybe it's the she's convinced him
Speaker 1: that in the age of nil, you're going to be
Speaker 1: a college coach and you want to attract the best players.
Speaker 1: It's you know, I'm an important asset.
Speaker 2: I understand what I will you listen what I even
Speaker 2: look My last girlfriend was, you know, did her best
Speaker 2: to try to let me know people women like you
Speaker 2: better when you sound like this, when you say this
Speaker 2: instead of that, this good input they can give you.
Speaker 2: But if she loved them so much, she never would
Speaker 2: have let him go on TV with a hole in
Speaker 2: his sweater. That looked ridiculous. He had a big hole,
Speaker 2: but it didn't had his signature. Look now, he wears hoodies,
Speaker 2: short sleeve hoodies, but a rip hole in a sweater
Speaker 2: that's not what you go on TV with. That That
Speaker 2: was women tend to make their guys look their best.
Speaker 2: If you don't do that, that's something wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: We'll have to watch that one, all right, dude, funny
Speaker 1: with you this weekend and.
Speaker 2: Help you feel better.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, and folks see it.