Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let chin tako
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R. But your freaking
Speaker 2: idiots all right, Hey, you still got roughly fifteen to
Speaker 2: twenty minutes to throw a vote in for you? Say
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Speaker 2: for Bad Code. They of course, were nominated for the
Speaker 2: first time, believe it or not, for the Rock and
Speaker 2: Roll Hall of Fame after all the great music they've
Speaker 2: put out over the years. We'll find out Sunday night
Speaker 2: whether or not they make the final cut to be
Speaker 2: inducted later this year, as the inductees will be out
Speaker 2: during American Idol. They came in number two in the
Speaker 2: fan vote, so they sure has helped better.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I think they better too, but you never
Speaker 1: know what that rocket roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Hey, okay, headline of the week. We need to throw
Speaker 2: this in the lapse of the listeners to kind of
Speaker 2: give us the feedback. It's a tough call. This week
Speaker 2: they had some quality headline of the week material.
Speaker 1: Okay, us.
Speaker 3: Staten Island secretary or Staten Island sex toy fire.
Speaker 1: Dessert makes an eighty nine year old loser home. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we had a sex toy fire and you thought
Speaker 1: that's probably gonna win. Then we had man rips man's
Speaker 1: eye out after victim simply asked, how are you doing?
Speaker 2: Complete stranger?
Speaker 1: Then oh my god, we have today Wait there was
Speaker 1: another one. Oh my god, uh uh oh, dick it.
Speaker 1: Sixth grader. This answers the.
Speaker 3: Question whether cat buttholes touch everything that they touch that
Speaker 3: they sit on. Sixth grader answers the question to cat
Speaker 3: vh's touch every surface they sit on.
Speaker 2: That was his science project that he and his mom did.
Speaker 2: An involved lipstick on the butt of a cat. Yeah
Speaker 2: so too, two five, two six? Is it? The sex
Speaker 2: toy fire burned down the old lady's house. The I
Speaker 2: pulled out for somebody to ask how are you doing?
Speaker 2: Or the little kid and the mom doing the lipstick
Speaker 2: chance project with the lipstick two two five two six.
Speaker 2: Give us your answers, I'll read them back, Patty, we'll
Speaker 2: take feedback on that while we go through these fresh
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Speaker 2: this in the hands and some nut job. Hey, they
Speaker 2: need to rethink this whole thing. Hey man, it's all
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Speaker 1: Okay, you ready to get the votes?
Speaker 2: Let him, Let him come in. We'll go through these
Speaker 2: other two stories and we'll wrap up with that. That's
Speaker 2: Does that work? Yeah? Uh? College Park, Georgia police have
Speaker 2: now finally dropped charges against a paralyzed, wheelchair bound man
Speaker 2: who was arrested for a violent home invasion crime, despite
Speaker 2: evidence casting doubt that he ever even could have physically
Speaker 2: been able to commit said crime. What did they say
Speaker 2: that he How is it violent? If he's if he's charalyzed.
Speaker 2: Charles Reed has been paralyzed for the last twenty five years.
Speaker 2: He said that he and Catherine Jensen, the one who
Speaker 2: is making the accusations, dated at one time, but haven't
Speaker 2: had contact with each other for over twenty years. Out
Speaker 2: of the blue, this woman accuses him of quote, kicking
Speaker 2: in her door and assaulting her, then fleeing on foot
Speaker 2: It's not physically possible for this guy to do any
Speaker 2: of this unless he went to one of those special churches.
Speaker 2: Not but the heel. I know, it's Georgia in the
Speaker 2: South and he's be healed. Does happen? Yeah, but well
Speaker 2: they tell you it does. This case does not have
Speaker 2: a leg to stand on. It doesn't have any legs
Speaker 2: to stand on. Yes, I know they it took a preponderance.
Speaker 2: They still arrested this dude. And A was able to
Speaker 2: prove that he is a deep paralyzed that has been
Speaker 2: for the last twenty five years. And and B wasn't
Speaker 2: even anywhere near where she reports the having happened. He
Speaker 2: was able to prove he was somewhere else and still
Speaker 2: ends up getting arrested.
Speaker 1: It's crazy bad police work on that one.
Speaker 2: And then the final thing I got is uh, And
Speaker 2: I'm sharing this story with you on our Facebook page
Speaker 2: w j R Facebook page. We got a I guess
Speaker 2: you'll say, rogue woodpecker. It's a pollted woodpecker about the
Speaker 2: size of a crow. Big old dude. Oh, I know
Speaker 2: what those ones are? Damaged? Over twenty five cars in
Speaker 2: a in Rockport, Massachusetts. Spell spell pollted p I l
Speaker 2: E A T E D. I have the picture on
Speaker 2: our Facebook, okay, because I'm telling I'm such a red
Speaker 2: headed woodpecker. Yeah, it's the big ones. I've seen them
Speaker 2: do some damage in my house. Uh, it's it's uh.
Speaker 2: We we went through mating season talk yesterday. I think
Speaker 2: it's also apparently wood woodpecker mating season. And he's seen
Speaker 2: his reflection on the cars. Yeah, and is trying to
Speaker 2: court his court his own reflection. It's okay unless you
Speaker 2: own the car. I'm saying, he makes mistakes. We've seen
Speaker 2: how many birds fly into the windows of this big
Speaker 2: glass building that we work in. How many We've worked
Speaker 2: here for almost thirty years, so well, I have but
Speaker 2: a pat We have seen at least one hundred dead
Speaker 2: birds outside this This horny little woodpeckers not his fault,
Speaker 2: he thinks it. The mate looks just it's weird. Actually,
Speaker 2: all right, headlines of the week. We're gonna rate him,
Speaker 2: you ready, Yeah, we had a They were all strong
Speaker 2: in their own in their own sense. Dear God, it's
Speaker 2: gotta be the eye guy. Wow, I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, I believe it's the eye ripped out somebody
Speaker 1: else sex toy fire, lipstick, bunghole cat cat VH.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna read it every time.
Speaker 1: Lipstick, lipstick, lipstick, sex toy fire.
Speaker 2: Bh lipstick pH.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the one that we thought the boy who
Speaker 1: was doing it, the sixth grade boy who was doing
Speaker 1: a science project with mom.
Speaker 2: But lipstick on a cat to make sure this on
Speaker 2: its butt.
Speaker 1: Look lipstick on the bh of a cat to see
Speaker 1: if it touched everywhere the cat sat.
Speaker 2: You know, as great as that is, and it did happen,
Speaker 2: just the fact alone. And I pointed this out when
Speaker 2: we talked about the story initially earlier in the week.
Speaker 2: I never dreamed of seeing the word butthole any news
Speaker 2: headline that that wins just on its own, and it's
Speaker 2: it's cringeworthy. We know that word.
Speaker 1: So somebody texted, BHS haven't.
Speaker 2: Stopped lapping since yesterday? Right, Oh yeah, that one, hands
Speaker 2: down will be a headline of the week. And thank
Speaker 2: you for your participation.
Speaker 1: So you guys and ladies rule.
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