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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let chin tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But your freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots all right, Hey, you still got roughly fifteen to

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes to throw a vote in for you? Say

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<v Speaker 2>we played? We have last minute VIP tickets for this

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<v Speaker 2>weekend's Lesburg Bike Fest. Get you fed in the Sunny's

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<v Speaker 2>VIP section. Get to be upfront for some performances this

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<v Speaker 2>weekend with lit and fuel. You could win thows.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get that voted for which Bad Company song you

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<v Speaker 1>want us to play back for?

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<v Speaker 2>You say it? We play it. It's on the Jar

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. I'm hoping I'm cooking up some good juju

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<v Speaker 2>for Bad Code. They of course, were nominated for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time, believe it or not, for the Rock and

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<v Speaker 2>Roll Hall of Fame after all the great music they've

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<v Speaker 2>put out over the years. We'll find out Sunday night

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<v Speaker 2>whether or not they make the final cut to be

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<v Speaker 2>inducted later this year, as the inductees will be out

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<v Speaker 2>during American Idol. They came in number two in the

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<v Speaker 2>fan vote, so they sure has helped better.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, I think they better too, but you never

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<v Speaker 1>know what that rocket roll Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, okay, headline of the week. We need to throw

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<v Speaker 2>this in the lapse of the listeners to kind of

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<v Speaker 2>give us the feedback. It's a tough call. This week

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<v Speaker 2>they had some quality headline of the week material.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, us.

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<v Speaker 3>Staten Island secretary or Staten Island sex toy fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Dessert makes an eighty nine year old loser home. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So we had a sex toy fire and you thought

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably gonna win. Then we had man rips man's

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<v Speaker 1>eye out after victim simply asked, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Complete stranger?

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<v Speaker 1>Then oh my god, we have today Wait there was

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<v Speaker 1>another one. Oh my god, uh uh oh, dick it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixth grader. This answers the.

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<v Speaker 3>Question whether cat buttholes touch everything that they touch that

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<v Speaker 3>they sit on. Sixth grader answers the question to cat

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<v Speaker 3>vh's touch every surface they sit on.

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<v Speaker 2>That was his science project that he and his mom did.

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<v Speaker 2>An involved lipstick on the butt of a cat. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>so too, two five, two six? Is it? The sex

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<v Speaker 2>toy fire burned down the old lady's house. The I

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<v Speaker 2>pulled out for somebody to ask how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Or the little kid and the mom doing the lipstick

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<v Speaker 2>chance project with the lipstick two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us your answers, I'll read them back, Patty, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>take feedback on that while we go through these fresh

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<v Speaker 2>ideotology stories. Hey, if you've ever hoped and dreamed of

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<v Speaker 2>owning your own private personal satellite, those dreams can now

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<v Speaker 2>be realized thanks to United Spaceports Corporation, based in Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>They're offering a five point five million dollar package for

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<v Speaker 2>private individuals to own a military grade satellite called the

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<v Speaker 2>Blackstar one thousand. What are you gonna do with it?

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<v Speaker 2>The price includes the satellite, a launch into low Earth

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<v Speaker 2>orbit via SpaceX, and a ground control station. Satellite comes

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<v Speaker 2>equipped with an AI powered Nvidia data center, cryptocurrency wallets,

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<v Speaker 2>and Earth observation and space viewing cameras secure communications. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what you're gonna do with it?

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<v Speaker 1>I think this sounds just like it could go seriously wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>How much is it five point five mil to own

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<v Speaker 2>your own military grade Blackstar one thousand satellite?

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<v Speaker 1>Again, this screams problems. Wow, this scream's illegal activity? Is

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<v Speaker 1>what this would be used for?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Listen, the the legit governments of the world are

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<v Speaker 2>borderline illegal activity that they use satellites for. Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think it's gonna happen if you toss

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<v Speaker 2>this in the hands and some nut job. Hey, they

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<v Speaker 2>need to rethink this whole thing. Hey man, it's all

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<v Speaker 2>about making a buck taco.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you ready to get the votes?

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<v Speaker 2>Let him, Let him come in. We'll go through these

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<v Speaker 2>other two stories and we'll wrap up with that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>Does that work? Yeah? Uh? College Park, Georgia police have

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<v Speaker 2>now finally dropped charges against a paralyzed, wheelchair bound man

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<v Speaker 2>who was arrested for a violent home invasion crime, despite

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<v Speaker 2>evidence casting doubt that he ever even could have physically

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<v Speaker 2>been able to commit said crime. What did they say

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<v Speaker 2>that he How is it violent? If he's if he's charalyzed.

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<v Speaker 2>Charles Reed has been paralyzed for the last twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 2>He said that he and Catherine Jensen, the one who

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<v Speaker 2>is making the accusations, dated at one time, but haven't

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<v Speaker 2>had contact with each other for over twenty years. Out

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<v Speaker 2>of the blue, this woman accuses him of quote, kicking

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<v Speaker 2>in her door and assaulting her, then fleeing on foot

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<v Speaker 2>It's not physically possible for this guy to do any

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<v Speaker 2>of this unless he went to one of those special churches.

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<v Speaker 2>Not but the heel. I know, it's Georgia in the

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<v Speaker 2>South and he's be healed. Does happen? Yeah, but well

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<v Speaker 2>they tell you it does. This case does not have

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<v Speaker 2>a leg to stand on. It doesn't have any legs

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<v Speaker 2>to stand on. Yes, I know they it took a preponderance.

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<v Speaker 2>They still arrested this dude. And A was able to

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<v Speaker 2>prove that he is a deep paralyzed that has been

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<v Speaker 2>for the last twenty five years. And and B wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>even anywhere near where she reports the having happened. He

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<v Speaker 2>was able to prove he was somewhere else and still

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<v Speaker 2>ends up getting arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy bad police work on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the final thing I got is uh, And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sharing this story with you on our Facebook page

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<v Speaker 2>w j R Facebook page. We got a I guess

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<v Speaker 2>you'll say, rogue woodpecker. It's a pollted woodpecker about the

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<v Speaker 2>size of a crow. Big old dude. Oh, I know

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<v Speaker 2>what those ones are? Damaged? Over twenty five cars in

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<v Speaker 2>a in Rockport, Massachusetts. Spell spell pollted p I l

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<v Speaker 2>E A T E D. I have the picture on

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook, okay, because I'm telling I'm such a red

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<v Speaker 2>headed woodpecker. Yeah, it's the big ones. I've seen them

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<v Speaker 2>do some damage in my house. Uh, it's it's uh.

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<v Speaker 2>We we went through mating season talk yesterday. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's also apparently wood woodpecker mating season. And he's seen

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<v Speaker 2>his reflection on the cars. Yeah, and is trying to

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<v Speaker 2>court his court his own reflection. It's okay unless you

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<v Speaker 2>own the car. I'm saying, he makes mistakes. We've seen

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<v Speaker 2>how many birds fly into the windows of this big

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<v Speaker 2>glass building that we work in. How many We've worked

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<v Speaker 2>here for almost thirty years, so well, I have but

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<v Speaker 2>a pat We have seen at least one hundred dead

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<v Speaker 2>birds outside this This horny little woodpeckers not his fault,

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<v Speaker 2>he thinks it. The mate looks just it's weird. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, headlines of the week. We're gonna rate him,

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<v Speaker 2>you ready, Yeah, we had a They were all strong

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<v Speaker 2>in their own in their own sense. Dear God, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be the eye guy. Wow, I wouldn't have thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Uh, I believe it's the eye ripped out somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else sex toy fire, lipstick, bunghole cat cat VH.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna read it every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Lipstick, lipstick, lipstick, sex toy fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Bh lipstick pH.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the one that we thought the boy who

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<v Speaker 1>was doing it, the sixth grade boy who was doing

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<v Speaker 1>a science project with mom.

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<v Speaker 2>But lipstick on a cat to make sure this on

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<v Speaker 2>its butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Look lipstick on the bh of a cat to see

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<v Speaker 1>if it touched everywhere the cat sat.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, as great as that is, and it did happen,

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<v Speaker 2>just the fact alone. And I pointed this out when

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<v Speaker 2>we talked about the story initially earlier in the week.

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<v Speaker 2>I never dreamed of seeing the word butthole any news

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<v Speaker 2>headline that that wins just on its own, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's cringeworthy. We know that word.

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<v Speaker 1>So somebody texted, BHS haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>Stopped lapping since yesterday? Right, Oh yeah, that one, hands

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<v Speaker 2>down will be a headline of the week. And thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for your participation.

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<v Speaker 1>So you guys and ladies rule.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, let's see we got of course

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<v Speaker 2>you say, we play it. Still a few minutes left

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<v Speaker 2>for you to vote if you haven't done that. On

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<v Speaker 2>the rock, the bank cash keywords still coming up. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we've still got those Welcome to Rockville tickets to

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<v Speaker 2>give away before the end of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but just for you to focus next on the agenda.

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<v Speaker 1>Next prize we're giving away is that's the you say,

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<v Speaker 1>we play it Leesburg Bike Fest b I P. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll get to that here in just a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow the w j r R, Orlando's rock station,