Speaker 1: Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
Speaker 1: daily comedy news. You know, last week in the real
Speaker 1: world there was a lot of like real news. There
Speaker 1: were the airplane delays I suffered from that. There was
Speaker 1: the government shut down which I've misspelled in my notes
Speaker 1: using an eye think about it. That came to an end.
Speaker 1: And of course the Epstein files. So Newsweek they cover
Speaker 1: the news, they were all over it. They had the
Speaker 1: big story, which was, of course Joe Rogan word pronunciation.
Speaker 1: Great son fans, Yeah, everybody who's talking about this. Last week,
Speaker 1: it seems Joe Rogan on his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience,
Speaker 1: was discussing ethanol. The guest was Jeff Dye. They started
Speaker 1: talking about alternative fuels. The subject turned to ethanol, which
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan pronounced ethanol. WHOA Joe relaxed with that pronunciation.
Speaker 1: Bro Newsweek tells us the segment quickly drew attention, spawning
Speaker 1: a series of view comments expressing amusement, confusion, sometimes frustration
Speaker 1: at his word choice. Oh yeah, Newsweek wrote an entire
Speaker 1: article about this because Joe Rogan mispronounced ethanol as ethanol,
Speaker 1: which maybe it's me is not crazy. Here are some
Speaker 1: of the comments that Newsweek published. One every time Rogan
Speaker 1: says ethanol instead of ethanol, I recoil in crunch w
Speaker 1: TWF bruh. Another really important comment that made Newsweek said
Speaker 1: the way Joe says ethanol's bothering me so much for
Speaker 1: some reason. Lol. Another very important comment Joe saying ethanol
Speaker 1: has me messed up. Another person even included a time
Speaker 1: stamp at two hours, nine minutes, twenty seven seconds. Jets wrote,
Speaker 1: ethanol is like bethanol without the B, not ethanol. Amy
Speaker 1: Schumer likes when we talk about her, so we will.
Speaker 1: She made a change to her social media presence last week.
Speaker 1: People are claiming conspiracy. On Instagram. Amy Schumer had a
Speaker 1: new post and she captioned it, deleted my old picks
Speaker 1: for no reason. Amy Schumer deleted every previous photo and
Speaker 1: added the one new post showing off her new weight
Speaker 1: loss look. Amy wrote, I actually left my house tonight.
Speaker 1: Who's proud. I'm feeling good and happy. Deleted my old
Speaker 1: picks for no reason. Hours before that announcement, she posted
Speaker 1: a picture of her very first Instagram post to her
Speaker 1: instant stories, captioning that my first ever insta post. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna race them all because why not. Some people are
Speaker 1: wondering perhaps there are some things in her past that
Speaker 1: she doesn't want us to stumble across scrolling through her
Speaker 1: Instagram or not. Who knows. Others are like no Amy,
Speaker 1: a loss of weight and feels like she's looking real
Speaker 1: good and just wants to live in the now. I
Speaker 1: don't know. The Wall Street Journal spoke with Louis c K.
Speaker 1: He's out hawking his new novel. The journal said, in
Speaker 1: the acknowledgements, you think THEO Vaughn and Chris Rock? How
Speaker 1: did they help? C K said, I gave it to
Speaker 1: a bunch of my friends. Those are like the two
Speaker 1: that read it. I think THEO is a modern day
Speaker 1: Mark Twain. Tap the brakes on that? I mean? Should
Speaker 1: I do half an hour? On that comment? Ce K said,
Speaker 1: I fiel Van, He's an incredible storyteller, and meeting him
Speaker 1: before I wrote this is not a coincidence. The journal
Speaker 1: was curious what were Chris Rock's notes. See K told
Speaker 1: the journal, Chris said, you wrote an ef fing novel?
Speaker 1: Do we have to write novels now? The version he
Speaker 1: read was longer and had more weird stuff. About place
Speaker 1: and time. I was timid about that, but he said,
Speaker 1: you need some weird Louis Crapp in there. That was
Speaker 1: his thing, but he loved it. C K also in
Speaker 1: the acknowledgments, mentions fiver, you know the freelance service you
Speaker 1: pay somebody five bucks to like design a website logo?
Speaker 1: You know that place. The journal was curious, did you
Speaker 1: pay strangers to read the book? See K said yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't know who I was. I just made a
Speaker 1: user name. The first draft I sent out, I got
Speaker 1: a lot of this is garbage. One woman said, this
Speaker 1: is just a wall of words. She was really tough.
Speaker 1: I had to breathe, like, well, that's not easy to read,
Speaker 1: but really good. Shane Gillis told the story about meeting
Speaker 1: NFL star Micah Parsons. Shane was on Monday Night Football
Speaker 1: last week. Now, I didn't see Monday Night Football last
Speaker 1: week for several reasons. One the YouTube TV versus Disney dispute.
Speaker 1: Even if I wanted to watch Monday Night Football, couldn't
Speaker 1: because on that particular night, YouTube TV was not showing
Speaker 1: ABC nor ESPN. So I hopped on my boat and
Speaker 1: went out to international waters. As you know, sometimes you
Speaker 1: have to do and I still couldn't come up with it.
Speaker 1: And at that point I was like, eh, I already
Speaker 1: wrapped up the football pol And I went on with
Speaker 1: my life and I watched the YouTube. So that's one
Speaker 1: reason I didn't watch a game. The other reason I
Speaker 1: didn't watch the game is I, of course don't support fascism.
Speaker 1: Remember the fascist they kicked off Jimmy Kimmel's show. Jimmy
Speaker 1: was off the air for like six hours one time,
Speaker 1: and we all lost our minds and canceled Disney Plus.
Speaker 1: That's right. So I was even talking to one of
Speaker 1: the trivia guys about this. He's with me, we don't
Speaker 1: do that. He's like me. He goes all the way upstairs,
Speaker 1: goes to the DVD closet, finds the Scrubs DVD, walks
Speaker 1: all the way back down two flights of stairs, puts
Speaker 1: the DVD in the PlayStation five, and watches Scrubs on DVD.
Speaker 1: You think the trivia guy is just gonna hit the
Speaker 1: Hulu button on his Roku. No, he doesn't support fascism.
Speaker 1: By the way, my team won trivia, but we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that. On Wednesday, Jane Gillis was on Monday Night
Speaker 1: Football last week? What's the game tonight? Raiders Cowboys? That's
Speaker 1: skippable Anywayane is there on the Manning Cast. Peyton Manning
Speaker 1: brings up the time Shane Gillis met Michael Parkins during
Speaker 1: a party at Saquon Barkley's house, and name dropper Peyton
Speaker 1: Manning said, Shane, I heard a story that you met
Speaker 1: Michael Parsons at a Super Bowl party. Boy, Peyton, you
Speaker 1: really really prep for the show there, huh. In case
Speaker 1: you're not totally hip to show business, a producer probably
Speaker 1: talked to either Shane or someone in his camp and said, hey,
Speaker 1: what can you talk about? And Shane or someone in
Speaker 1: his camp went, oh, Shane's got a Michael Parson's story,
Speaker 1: and then they wrote that on the piece of paper.
Speaker 1: And then Peyton's like, Shane, I heard a story that
Speaker 1: you met Michah Parsons at a super Bowl party. Not
Speaker 1: for nothing. I understand. Peyton Manning is an NFL quarterback
Speaker 1: who's been doing the Manning Cast for what four years
Speaker 1: now five or something like that. I understand that he's
Speaker 1: not Johnny Carson, but you have been doing this for
Speaker 1: a minute. You gotta be better than Shane, I heard
Speaker 1: a story that that's just like, you're not even trying.
Speaker 1: I'd aggress again, Shane. I heard a story that you
Speaker 1: met Michael Parsons at a Super Bowl party. Did y'all
Speaker 1: hit it off? For y'all, buddies, what's the deal? Eagles
Speaker 1: fan Shane Gillis did attend Barkley super Bowl party when
Speaker 1: Barkley was with the Giants. Michael Parsons was at the party,
Speaker 1: and since Shane Gillis and Parsons are both from the
Speaker 1: same area of Philly, Shane approached him. Shane explained, look,
Speaker 1: he did nothing wrong. Was completely normal reaction from him.
Speaker 1: We were at a super Bowl party. I'm in Eagles gear,
Speaker 1: so I look like a fan. Everyone else that's there
Speaker 1: was like, cool, it's at Saquan's house. He was still
Speaker 1: with the Giants. I'm there wearing all Eagles gear. I'm
Speaker 1: walking around. I'm one of the three white guys in
Speaker 1: the room and I walk up to Michaeh. Parsons and
Speaker 1: I was like, Mike, guy, I went to Trinity High
Speaker 1: School in Camp Pale, Pennsylvania. I hear you're from Harrisburg.
Speaker 1: He was like, who's this guy? Also, I'm like fifteen
Speaker 1: years older than him. So he was like, dude, you
Speaker 1: should leave, And I did leave immediately. As soon as
Speaker 1: he said, Oh, what's up, I was like, it's time
Speaker 1: to go. Josh Johnson got a very very nice, thorough
Speaker 1: article in Billboard. Josh was on Zoom for the interview
Speaker 1: and said, I feel very bad about how this call
Speaker 1: is lit. I did my best, but I'm in a
Speaker 1: hotel room in Jacksonville, and there are only so many
Speaker 1: lights to work with. There's some shadow being cast. It's
Speaker 1: not wholly flattering, So you've caught me. Bill Board was
Speaker 1: impressed by Josh Johnson's statistics his first night anchoring the
Speaker 1: Daily Show in July. Through five hundred and ninety thousand
Speaker 1: total viewers in the eighteen to forty nines, which I've
Speaker 1: graduated from. I'm in eighteen of forty nine alumni. There
Speaker 1: were two hundred and twenty six eighteen to forty ninths
Speaker 1: more than John Stewart's top rated episodes, And now that
Speaker 1: is all kinds of interesting. Then Stewart took the record
Speaker 1: back when Stewart hosted on a Thursday after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension.
Speaker 1: That night, John Stewart got four hundred and forty three
Speaker 1: thousand viewers in the eighteen to forty nine So you know,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Josh Johnson's skyrock gating career. I kind
Speaker 1: of want to stop off at could he be the
Speaker 1: permanent host of the Daily Show? But I don't even
Speaker 1: think they could hold on him. I think he's going
Speaker 1: to just skip right over that step. Josh said, I've
Speaker 1: been having a lot of fun. Everybody's been super supportive.
Speaker 1: It's been really special. I have a whole lot to learn,
Speaker 1: so I'm excited at every opportunity I get. Everyone with
Speaker 1: the role's been in it long enough to feel really
Speaker 1: comfortable with it and inspired by John Stewart. For the
Speaker 1: most part, whatever I'm hosting, I look at it as
Speaker 1: an opportunity to learn more about what everyone else is doing.
Speaker 1: When I started as a writer, I was so focused
Speaker 1: on writing and Ziland voice and the writer's wing in
Speaker 1: general that sometimes I didn't understand how a piece I
Speaker 1: had written affected props or costume. For example, say that's smart. Now,
Speaker 1: being on the correspondent slash hosting side, I see what
Speaker 1: it takes to make something happen. From that perspective, understanding
Speaker 1: how everything comes together. It makes me feel like a
Speaker 1: better writer because now I'm speaking more of a shared language.
Speaker 1: The show's a great culture for that. Everybody can learn
Speaker 1: from everybody else, even if it's not their department. All right,
Speaker 1: when you're host, do you write your own material? He says.
Speaker 1: It's a group effort from cron dot com. They wanted
Speaker 1: us to know that William Montgomery, you may know William
Speaker 1: Montgomery from Kill Tony, bombed during a set at the
Speaker 1: Still Standing Comedy Festival at the far Out Lounge in Austin.
Speaker 1: Cron dot com reports William Montgomery was supposed to do
Speaker 1: a half hour set, but he lasted fifteen minutes. Quotes
Speaker 1: after his excruciating, unfunny jokes about celebrity debts and doing
Speaker 1: drugs landed in the same way a roach of cat
Speaker 1: kills does your lap. They tell us. One of the
Speaker 1: jokes had a quote unbelievably racist punchline, which this is
Speaker 1: a racism free podcast, so I'm not going to repeat it.
Speaker 1: The joke involved a plane crash from two thousand on,
Speaker 1: Coron dot Com asked did Montgomery arrive in Austin via
Speaker 1: a time machine? There weren't any more recent celebrities, who'se
Speaker 1: graeves he could dance on. Montgomery also had a joke
Speaker 1: about Paul Walker. You know Paul Walker from the movie
Speaker 1: series of The Fast and the Furious. Paul Walker passed
Speaker 1: away in twenty thirteen. Check your calendars. Everybody crowd didn't
Speaker 1: like it. Montgomery screamed at Austinites, saying that was bs.
Speaker 1: That was a good joke. Coron dot com writes, I
Speaker 1: think this is an actual joke. I'll read you the
Speaker 1: full sentence, so Montgomery screamed. After Austinites failed to find
Speaker 1: any humor at all in such well crafted jokes like
Speaker 1: Paul Walker more like Paul Crasher. Chron dot com says,
Speaker 1: comedy really is dead. I suppose Montgomery tagged that with
Speaker 1: I heard the real reason Paul Walker died was because
Speaker 1: the director forgot to say cut. I'm sure mister Montgomery
Speaker 1: told these much better than I did, but they don't
Speaker 1: read as great jokes. Montgomery then said, what do we
Speaker 1: have a bunch of whoosy Paul Walker fans in the
Speaker 1: crowd tonight? Kron says. Montgomery then shrieks nearly deliriously angry
Speaker 1: at the crowd of fans who mistakenly thought they had
Speaker 1: paid to see someone funny. That's funnier than the whole set,
Speaker 1: You go, cron dot com writer, Oh there is more,
Speaker 1: they tell us. Unsurprisingly. Another video shows Montgomery's frustration at
Speaker 1: his chili reception as his chili reception descends into full
Speaker 1: blown racism and misogyny. At one point, he points in
Speaker 1: a man in the crowd and asks if he's of
Speaker 1: Pacific Island descent. Then Montgomery flips out at a woman
Speaker 1: in the crowd who allegedly flipped him off, calling her
Speaker 1: slurs and saying she should be publicly executed. It's not
Speaker 1: clear what joke led up to this meltdown, but then
Speaker 1: the camera pans to a pack crowd at the four
Speaker 1: Out Lounge that is, again very understandably completely stonefaced at
Speaker 1: his freak out. At one point in the video, you
Speaker 1: can hear an audience memory yell bro throw a tomato.
Speaker 1: Someone on Reddit and said, I was there was way
Speaker 1: worse than it seemed in this video, really worse than
Speaker 1: it seems. Everyone of the crowd was making remarks about
Speaker 1: how he just needed to get off the stage. The
Speaker 1: craziest part was an audience member was able to walk
Speaker 1: on stage and called his performance garbage. A Ready user said,
Speaker 1: William is really great in short purse. He hasn't figured
Speaker 1: out how to do an hour. Yeah, so kill Tony
Speaker 1: comes up all the time. I understand the people that
Speaker 1: hate kil Tony. I get it. I can comedy snap
Speaker 1: with the best of them. You listen to the podcast,
Speaker 1: you hear me do it. Kill Tony is new bees
Speaker 1: and amateurs getting up and doing maybe a minute maybe
Speaker 1: if Tony lets you go along, it gets seventy five seconds.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. This is not an HBO comedy
Speaker 1: special in nineteen eighty eight. It's get up and see
Speaker 1: if you can last a minute before they play the
Speaker 1: bear or whatever it is they do so that William
Speaker 1: Montgomery can't scratch from a minute to a half hour.
Speaker 1: Not shocking out. Today on the Blonde Medicine YouTube channel,
Speaker 1: it's Mike Kaplan's new comedy special. It's called Reenie r
Speaker 1: I NI We're told the special is a deeply personal
Speaker 1: project created by the duo equal parts of Comedy Special
Speaker 1: and Fisis on Love. In the show, performed at Edinburgh Fringe,
Speaker 1: Kaplan offers advice to his past dumb self while discussing
Speaker 1: his evolving thoughts on traditional marriage, polyamory, quantum physics, psychedelics, music, god,
Speaker 1: and more. Mike Caplin said, I'm a better person because
Speaker 1: of her. I'm a better comedian because of her. Rob
Speaker 1: Schneider was on Fox and Friends. You know this is
Speaker 1: gonna go well, right, Yeah. He was discussing the Turning
Speaker 1: Point USA event at UC Berkeley and Schneider's conversation with
Speaker 1: Robert de Niro about the President of the United States.
Speaker 1: Schneider offended free speech. During said Turning Point USA event
Speaker 1: at UC Berkeley. Rob Schneider was speaking to students and
Speaker 1: recalled a tense but civil exchange with fellow actor Robert
Speaker 1: de Niro. Boy, that's an insult to Robert de Niro.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they're both actors in the same
Speaker 1: way that Joe Rogan and I are both podcasters. Even that,
Speaker 1: I think there's a bigger spread between Schneider and DeNiro.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's like saying both Johnny Carson and I spoken
Speaker 1: to a microphone at some point. Maybe that's more apt. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Robert de Niro's fellow actor Rob Schneider seriously guys. Schneider's
Speaker 1: takeaway was. It showed the power of responding with love
Speaker 1: instead of anger. Schneider calls for loving people who are
Speaker 1: your enemy. Apparently, there were some protesters outside the event.
Speaker 1: Schnider told Fox and Friends. These people preventing people from
Speaker 1: talking and preventing people from getting in. These were the
Speaker 1: anti fascists. Now again, I'm a peaceful anti fascist who
Speaker 1: watches Scrubs DVDs. Do not engage in brawls. That's not
Speaker 1: what us anti fascist scrubs watchers are about. We're just
Speaker 1: about Jimmy Kimmel should have a show. That's all. We
Speaker 1: come in peace. We watched Scrubs DVDs, Schneider said. The
Speaker 1: turning point USA students from Berkeley wanting to have peaceful discourse,
Speaker 1: peaceful debate, conversations, talk about how much they love God, family, country.
Speaker 1: These people were called the fascists. Schneider asked, who are
Speaker 1: the real fascists there? And I will ask them, did
Speaker 1: you watch Monday night Football? Because I didn't. Schneider goes
Speaker 1: on to say fellow actor Robert de Niro confronted Rob
Speaker 1: Schneider about Schneider's support of the President of the United States.
Speaker 1: Schneider tells the story de Niro turns around and he's like, Schneider,
Speaker 1: how could you support that. I'll clean that up your
Speaker 1: jerky face. Schnyder said. I looked right at him and
Speaker 1: I said, I love you. I swear to God. He
Speaker 1: looked right at me and went, okay. It's the only
Speaker 1: way to handle is We were never going to be
Speaker 1: out canceled to cancel culture. They're better at it than us.
Speaker 1: It's got to be through love. When you come from
Speaker 1: a place of love and brotherhood, it doesn't advance to
Speaker 1: that next ugly place. Good advice from Rob Schneider. That
Speaker 1: is your comedy news for today. See you tomorrow.