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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news. You know, last week in the real

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<v Speaker 1>world there was a lot of like real news. There

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<v Speaker 1>were the airplane delays I suffered from that. There was

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<v Speaker 1>the government shut down which I've misspelled in my notes

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<v Speaker 1>using an eye think about it. That came to an end.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course the Epstein files. So Newsweek they cover

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<v Speaker 1>the news, they were all over it. They had the

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<v Speaker 1>big story, which was, of course Joe Rogan word pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 1>Great son fans, Yeah, everybody who's talking about this. Last week,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems Joe Rogan on his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience,

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<v Speaker 1>was discussing ethanol. The guest was Jeff Dye. They started

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<v Speaker 1>talking about alternative fuels. The subject turned to ethanol, which

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Rogan pronounced ethanol. WHOA Joe relaxed with that pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro Newsweek tells us the segment quickly drew attention, spawning

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<v Speaker 1>a series of view comments expressing amusement, confusion, sometimes frustration

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<v Speaker 1>at his word choice. Oh yeah, Newsweek wrote an entire

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<v Speaker 1>article about this because Joe Rogan mispronounced ethanol as ethanol,

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<v Speaker 1>which maybe it's me is not crazy. Here are some

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<v Speaker 1>of the comments that Newsweek published. One every time Rogan

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<v Speaker 1>says ethanol instead of ethanol, I recoil in crunch w

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<v Speaker 1>TWF bruh. Another really important comment that made Newsweek said

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<v Speaker 1>the way Joe says ethanol's bothering me so much for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason. Lol. Another very important comment Joe saying ethanol

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<v Speaker 1>has me messed up. Another person even included a time

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<v Speaker 1>stamp at two hours, nine minutes, twenty seven seconds. Jets wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>ethanol is like bethanol without the B, not ethanol. Amy

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<v Speaker 1>Schumer likes when we talk about her, so we will.

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<v Speaker 1>She made a change to her social media presence last week.

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<v Speaker 1>People are claiming conspiracy. On Instagram. Amy Schumer had a

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<v Speaker 1>new post and she captioned it, deleted my old picks

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<v Speaker 1>for no reason. Amy Schumer deleted every previous photo and

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<v Speaker 1>added the one new post showing off her new weight

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<v Speaker 1>loss look. Amy wrote, I actually left my house tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's proud. I'm feeling good and happy. Deleted my old

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<v Speaker 1>picks for no reason. Hours before that announcement, she posted

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of her very first Instagram post to her

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<v Speaker 1>instant stories, captioning that my first ever insta post. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna race them all because why not. Some people are

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<v Speaker 1>wondering perhaps there are some things in her past that

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't want us to stumble across scrolling through her

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram or not. Who knows. Others are like no Amy,

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<v Speaker 1>a loss of weight and feels like she's looking real

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<v Speaker 1>good and just wants to live in the now. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. The Wall Street Journal spoke with Louis c K.

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<v Speaker 1>He's out hawking his new novel. The journal said, in

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<v Speaker 1>the acknowledgements, you think THEO Vaughn and Chris Rock? How

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<v Speaker 1>did they help? C K said, I gave it to

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of my friends. Those are like the two

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<v Speaker 1>that read it. I think THEO is a modern day

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Twain. Tap the brakes on that? I mean? Should

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<v Speaker 1>I do half an hour? On that comment? Ce K said,

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<v Speaker 1>I fiel Van, He's an incredible storyteller, and meeting him

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<v Speaker 1>before I wrote this is not a coincidence. The journal

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<v Speaker 1>was curious what were Chris Rock's notes. See K told

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<v Speaker 1>the journal, Chris said, you wrote an ef fing novel?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have to write novels now? The version he

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<v Speaker 1>read was longer and had more weird stuff. About place

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<v Speaker 1>and time. I was timid about that, but he said,

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<v Speaker 1>you need some weird Louis Crapp in there. That was

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<v Speaker 1>his thing, but he loved it. C K also in

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<v Speaker 1>the acknowledgments, mentions fiver, you know the freelance service you

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<v Speaker 1>pay somebody five bucks to like design a website logo?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that place. The journal was curious, did you

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<v Speaker 1>pay strangers to read the book? See K said yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't know who I was. I just made a

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<v Speaker 1>user name. The first draft I sent out, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of this is garbage. One woman said, this

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<v Speaker 1>is just a wall of words. She was really tough.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to breathe, like, well, that's not easy to read,

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<v Speaker 1>but really good. Shane Gillis told the story about meeting

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<v Speaker 1>NFL star Micah Parsons. Shane was on Monday Night Football

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<v Speaker 1>last week. Now, I didn't see Monday Night Football last

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<v Speaker 1>week for several reasons. One the YouTube TV versus Disney dispute.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if I wanted to watch Monday Night Football, couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>because on that particular night, YouTube TV was not showing

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<v Speaker 1>ABC nor ESPN. So I hopped on my boat and

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<v Speaker 1>went out to international waters. As you know, sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do and I still couldn't come up with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And at that point I was like, eh, I already

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<v Speaker 1>wrapped up the football pol And I went on with

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<v Speaker 1>my life and I watched the YouTube. So that's one

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<v Speaker 1>reason I didn't watch a game. The other reason I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't watch the game is I, of course don't support fascism.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the fascist they kicked off Jimmy Kimmel's show. Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>was off the air for like six hours one time,

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<v Speaker 1>and we all lost our minds and canceled Disney Plus.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. So I was even talking to one of

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<v Speaker 1>the trivia guys about this. He's with me, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that. He's like me. He goes all the way upstairs,

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<v Speaker 1>goes to the DVD closet, finds the Scrubs DVD, walks

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<v Speaker 1>all the way back down two flights of stairs, puts

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<v Speaker 1>the DVD in the PlayStation five, and watches Scrubs on DVD.

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<v Speaker 1>You think the trivia guy is just gonna hit the

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<v Speaker 1>Hulu button on his Roku. No, he doesn't support fascism.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, my team won trivia, but we'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that. On Wednesday, Jane Gillis was on Monday Night

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<v Speaker 1>Football last week? What's the game tonight? Raiders Cowboys? That's

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<v Speaker 1>skippable Anywayane is there on the Manning Cast. Peyton Manning

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<v Speaker 1>brings up the time Shane Gillis met Michael Parkins during

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<v Speaker 1>a party at Saquon Barkley's house, and name dropper Peyton

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<v Speaker 1>Manning said, Shane, I heard a story that you met

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Parsons at a Super Bowl party. Boy, Peyton, you

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<v Speaker 1>really really prep for the show there, huh. In case

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<v Speaker 1>you're not totally hip to show business, a producer probably

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<v Speaker 1>talked to either Shane or someone in his camp and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what can you talk about? And Shane or someone in

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<v Speaker 1>his camp went, oh, Shane's got a Michael Parson's story,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they wrote that on the piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Peyton's like, Shane, I heard a story that

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<v Speaker 1>you met Michah Parsons at a super Bowl party. Not

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<v Speaker 1>for nothing. I understand. Peyton Manning is an NFL quarterback

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<v Speaker 1>who's been doing the Manning Cast for what four years

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<v Speaker 1>now five or something like that. I understand that he's

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<v Speaker 1>not Johnny Carson, but you have been doing this for

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. You gotta be better than Shane, I heard

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<v Speaker 1>a story that that's just like, you're not even trying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd aggress again, Shane. I heard a story that you

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<v Speaker 1>met Michael Parsons at a Super Bowl party. Did y'all

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<v Speaker 1>hit it off? For y'all, buddies, what's the deal? Eagles

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<v Speaker 1>fan Shane Gillis did attend Barkley super Bowl party when

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<v Speaker 1>Barkley was with the Giants. Michael Parsons was at the party,

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<v Speaker 1>and since Shane Gillis and Parsons are both from the

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<v Speaker 1>same area of Philly, Shane approached him. Shane explained, look,

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<v Speaker 1>he did nothing wrong. Was completely normal reaction from him.

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<v Speaker 1>We were at a super Bowl party. I'm in Eagles gear,

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<v Speaker 1>so I look like a fan. Everyone else that's there

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<v Speaker 1>was like, cool, it's at Saquan's house. He was still

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<v Speaker 1>with the Giants. I'm there wearing all Eagles gear. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>walking around. I'm one of the three white guys in

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<v Speaker 1>the room and I walk up to Michaeh. Parsons and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Mike, guy, I went to Trinity High

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<v Speaker 1>School in Camp Pale, Pennsylvania. I hear you're from Harrisburg.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, who's this guy? Also, I'm like fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>years older than him. So he was like, dude, you

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<v Speaker 1>should leave, And I did leave immediately. As soon as

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<v Speaker 1>he said, Oh, what's up, I was like, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Josh Johnson got a very very nice, thorough

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<v Speaker 1>article in Billboard. Josh was on Zoom for the interview

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<v Speaker 1>and said, I feel very bad about how this call

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<v Speaker 1>is lit. I did my best, but I'm in a

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room in Jacksonville, and there are only so many

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<v Speaker 1>lights to work with. There's some shadow being cast. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not wholly flattering, So you've caught me. Bill Board was

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<v Speaker 1>impressed by Josh Johnson's statistics his first night anchoring the

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<v Speaker 1>Daily Show in July. Through five hundred and ninety thousand

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<v Speaker 1>total viewers in the eighteen to forty nines, which I've

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<v Speaker 1>graduated from. I'm in eighteen of forty nine alumni. There

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<v Speaker 1>were two hundred and twenty six eighteen to forty ninths

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<v Speaker 1>more than John Stewart's top rated episodes, And now that

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<v Speaker 1>is all kinds of interesting. Then Stewart took the record

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<v Speaker 1>back when Stewart hosted on a Thursday after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension.

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<v Speaker 1>That night, John Stewart got four hundred and forty three

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<v Speaker 1>thousand viewers in the eighteen to forty nine So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at Josh Johnson's skyrock gating career. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of want to stop off at could he be the

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<v Speaker 1>permanent host of the Daily Show? But I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>think they could hold on him. I think he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to just skip right over that step. Josh said, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been having a lot of fun. Everybody's been super supportive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been really special. I have a whole lot to learn,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm excited at every opportunity I get. Everyone with

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<v Speaker 1>the role's been in it long enough to feel really

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable with it and inspired by John Stewart. For the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, whatever I'm hosting, I look at it as

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunity to learn more about what everyone else is doing.

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<v Speaker 1>When I started as a writer, I was so focused

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<v Speaker 1>on writing and Ziland voice and the writer's wing in

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<v Speaker 1>general that sometimes I didn't understand how a piece I

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<v Speaker 1>had written affected props or costume. For example, say that's smart. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>being on the correspondent slash hosting side, I see what

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<v Speaker 1>it takes to make something happen. From that perspective, understanding

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<v Speaker 1>how everything comes together. It makes me feel like a

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<v Speaker 1>better writer because now I'm speaking more of a shared language.

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<v Speaker 1>The show's a great culture for that. Everybody can learn

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<v Speaker 1>from everybody else, even if it's not their department. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're host, do you write your own material? He says.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a group effort from cron dot com. They wanted

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<v Speaker 1>us to know that William Montgomery, you may know William

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<v Speaker 1>Montgomery from Kill Tony, bombed during a set at the

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<v Speaker 1>Still Standing Comedy Festival at the far Out Lounge in Austin.

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<v Speaker 1>Cron dot com reports William Montgomery was supposed to do

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<v Speaker 1>a half hour set, but he lasted fifteen minutes. Quotes

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<v Speaker 1>after his excruciating, unfunny jokes about celebrity debts and doing

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<v Speaker 1>drugs landed in the same way a roach of cat

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<v Speaker 1>kills does your lap. They tell us. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>jokes had a quote unbelievably racist punchline, which this is

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<v Speaker 1>a racism free podcast, so I'm not going to repeat it.

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<v Speaker 1>The joke involved a plane crash from two thousand on,

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<v Speaker 1>Coron dot Com asked did Montgomery arrive in Austin via

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<v Speaker 1>a time machine? There weren't any more recent celebrities, who'se

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<v Speaker 1>graeves he could dance on. Montgomery also had a joke

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<v Speaker 1>about Paul Walker. You know Paul Walker from the movie

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<v Speaker 1>series of The Fast and the Furious. Paul Walker passed

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<v Speaker 1>away in twenty thirteen. Check your calendars. Everybody crowd didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like it. Montgomery screamed at Austinites, saying that was bs.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a good joke. Coron dot com writes, I

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<v Speaker 1>think this is an actual joke. I'll read you the

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<v Speaker 1>full sentence, so Montgomery screamed. After Austinites failed to find

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<v Speaker 1>any humor at all in such well crafted jokes like

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Walker more like Paul Crasher. Chron dot com says,

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<v Speaker 1>comedy really is dead. I suppose Montgomery tagged that with

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<v Speaker 1>I heard the real reason Paul Walker died was because

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<v Speaker 1>the director forgot to say cut. I'm sure mister Montgomery

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<v Speaker 1>told these much better than I did, but they don't

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<v Speaker 1>read as great jokes. Montgomery then said, what do we

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<v Speaker 1>paid to see someone funny. That's funnier than the whole set,

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<v Speaker 1>You go, cron dot com writer, Oh there is more,

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<v Speaker 1>they tell us. Unsurprisingly. Another video shows Montgomery's frustration at

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<v Speaker 1>his chili reception as his chili reception descends into full

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<v Speaker 1>William is really great in short purse. He hasn't figured

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<v Speaker 1>out how to do an hour. Yeah, so kill Tony

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<v Speaker 1>you hear me do it. Kill Tony is new bees

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<v Speaker 1>and amateurs getting up and doing maybe a minute maybe

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<v Speaker 1>if Tony lets you go along, it gets seventy five seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it is. This is not an HBO comedy

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<v Speaker 1>special in nineteen eighty eight. It's get up and see

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<v Speaker 1>Not shocking out. Today on the Blonde Medicine YouTube channel,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Mike Kaplan's new comedy special. It's called Reenie r

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<v Speaker 1>I NI We're told the special is a deeply personal

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<v Speaker 1>and Fisis on Love. In the show, performed at Edinburgh Fringe,

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<v Speaker 1>Kaplan offers advice to his past dumb self while discussing

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<v Speaker 1>his evolving thoughts on traditional marriage, polyamory, quantum physics, psychedelics, music, god,

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<v Speaker 1>and more. Mike Caplin said, I'm a better person because

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<v Speaker 1>of her. I'm a better comedian because of her. Rob

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<v Speaker 1>Schneider was on Fox and Friends. You know this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go well, right, Yeah. He was discussing the Turning

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<v Speaker 1>Point USA event at UC Berkeley and Schneider's conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>Schneider offended free speech. During said Turning Point USA event

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<v Speaker 1>at UC Berkeley. Rob Schneider was speaking to students and

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<v Speaker 1>de Niro. Boy, that's an insult to Robert de Niro.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess they're both actors in the same

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<v Speaker 1>way that Joe Rogan and I are both podcasters. Even that,

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a bigger spread between Schneider and DeNiro.

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<v Speaker 1>Robert de Niro's fellow actor Rob Schneider seriously guys. Schneider's

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<v Speaker 1>takeaway was. It showed the power of responding with love

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<v Speaker 1>instead of anger. Schneider calls for loving people who are

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<v Speaker 1>your enemy. Apparently, there were some protesters outside the event.

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<v Speaker 1>Schnider told Fox and Friends. These people preventing people from

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<v Speaker 1>anti fascists. Now again, I'm a peaceful anti fascist who

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<v Speaker 1>watches Scrubs DVDs. Do not engage in brawls. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>what us anti fascist scrubs watchers are about. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>about Jimmy Kimmel should have a show. That's all. We

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<v Speaker 1>come in peace. We watched Scrubs DVDs, Schneider said. The

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<v Speaker 1>turning point USA students from Berkeley wanting to have peaceful discourse,

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<v Speaker 1>peaceful debate, conversations, talk about how much they love God, family, country.

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<v Speaker 1>These people were called the fascists. Schneider asked, who are

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<v Speaker 1>the real fascists there? And I will ask them, did

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<v Speaker 1>you watch Monday night Football? Because I didn't. Schneider goes

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<v Speaker 1>on to say fellow actor Robert de Niro confronted Rob

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<v Speaker 1>Schneider about Schneider's support of the President of the United States.

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<v Speaker 1>Schneider tells the story de Niro turns around and he's like, Schneider,

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<v Speaker 1>how could you support that. I'll clean that up your

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<v Speaker 1>jerky face. Schnyder said. I looked right at him and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I love you. I swear to God. He

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<v Speaker 1>looked right at me and went, okay. It's the only

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<v Speaker 1>way to handle is We were never going to be

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<v Speaker 1>out canceled to cancel culture. They're better at it than us.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got to be through love. When you come from

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<v Speaker 1>a place of love and brotherhood, it doesn't advance to

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<v Speaker 1>that next ugly place. Good advice from Rob Schneider. That

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<v Speaker 1>is your comedy news for today. See you tomorrow.