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Speaker 2: of the day. Let's begin with this, that uncomfortable feeling
Speaker 2: when you accidentally swallow something and you have that choking
Speaker 2: sens Asian panic flash. You know, yeah, freak outbow. It sucks,
Speaker 2: It sucks, and you know most times, you know, it
Speaker 2: clears and you're like, whoa, Okay, let's go to Thailand.
Speaker 2: Man and his wife were out for dinner.
Speaker 3: Banguck.
Speaker 2: She had the fish and inadvertently swallowed a fishbone. Oof.
Speaker 3: That's bad because with those go in sideways and a
Speaker 3: pat kind of poke in.
Speaker 2: It was about an inch long. Hold on to that,
Speaker 2: thought about an inch long. She felt it as soon
Speaker 2: as she swallowed it. Went to the er.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: They didn't see anything on the X race, so they
Speaker 2: sent her home. She just assumed that the bone must
Speaker 2: have just watched itself. Still had a sore throat, figured
Speaker 2: it was just you know, kind of residual pain. Two
Speaker 2: weeks later, she noticed a spot on the right side
Speaker 2: of her neck looked swollen. Thought it might be a
Speaker 2: thyroid issue. Goes back to the hospital. They take more
Speaker 2: X rays, still don't see anything. They gave her pain
Speaker 2: med sent her home. She didn't realize it was the
Speaker 2: bone until she was applying a pain patch they gave
Speaker 2: to her. Pushed it down on her neck, and then
Speaker 2: the end of the bone popped out through her neck. God.
Speaker 2: Now she goes back to the er for a third time.
Speaker 2: This is when they pulled the thing out.
Speaker 3: Hey, where's there? You remember that bone? I've been coming
Speaker 3: here about that bone of contention. They're gonna sue the
Speaker 3: hell out of you for Look, get your X ray
Speaker 3: machine fixed. It's right here on the tip. You see
Speaker 3: the tip coming out of my neck.
Speaker 2: How do they miss that twice? I don't know, good
Speaker 2: lord man. I mean, I guess.
Speaker 3: And the question is would you just grab the bone
Speaker 3: from the tip and pull it out or do you
Speaker 3: go in through the throat because you have to look
Speaker 3: at arteries and stuff.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: In case you're wondering, she said she will be avoiding
Speaker 2: fish at least for the foreseeable future. Good idea. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: Texas man beat up ice cream truck driver after wrongly
Speaker 2: assuming he was a PERV.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna put perve for headline in the week one.
Speaker 2: College Station, Texas. This ice cream truck driver said he
Speaker 2: was having the busiest day he's had so far this
Speaker 2: year when he was just randomly attacked by some dude
Speaker 2: who turned out to be forty two year old Michael
Speaker 2: Valad Valadez. He told police he saw the driver acting
Speaker 2: suspiciously around some of the kids because he's having the
Speaker 2: busiest day of the year, so he's excited. Specifically, he
Speaker 2: saw him asking for their phones and punching numbers in
Speaker 2: Michael assumed the driver with some sort of perf so
Speaker 2: he punched him multiple times, threatened to shoot him, and
Speaker 2: took his phone. Well, well, what it appeared to be
Speaker 2: to this guy, it wasn't. It turned out the driver
Speaker 2: wasn't a PERV. He was accepting Apple Pay. The kids
Speaker 2: were using their phones to pay him. He also accepts
Speaker 2: cash app. Police also determined during their investigation he was
Speaker 2: not doing anything illegal or inappropriate. The perpetrator, this Michael
Speaker 2: Valadez guy, is facing charges for robbery and unlawful possession
Speaker 2: of a firearm.
Speaker 3: Dude, Okay, I got many angles here. One, Michael, you
Speaker 3: could have asked the guy first what he's doing on
Speaker 3: the phone and solved this whole problem. Then two pat
Speaker 3: back to our days as kids, if we had Apple
Speaker 3: Pay and things like that for ice cream, when the
Speaker 3: ice cream truck's coming through you hear that music and
Speaker 3: you almost get a heart on because it's like, is
Speaker 3: that the ice cream truck? Then you want to go
Speaker 3: get some, but you don't have any money because we
Speaker 3: grew up, you know we right, both of us. You didn't.
Speaker 2: You didn't have the cash laying around. The cash was
Speaker 2: a few lawns and you get five bucks here or there,
Speaker 2: and uh.
Speaker 3: Andy by then, I mean, you just didn't have money
Speaker 3: to buy ice cream that often if you were lucky
Speaker 3: and it was a treat from pop, like eight kids,
Speaker 3: here's a ten spot, go out and get some cones
Speaker 3: or whatever. But if we had access to Apple pay
Speaker 3: and things like that, oh, we would have killed our parents.
Speaker 3: They would have seriously, those those beatings, not beatings, but
Speaker 3: the belt. The time spent with the belt would have
Speaker 3: been a lot more often. I just said, I got
Speaker 3: to wondering, what do you think going rates are on
Speaker 3: ice cream trucks?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: They're heavy for let me look it up.
Speaker 2: You want to get your h.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna do average.
Speaker 2: How much is a screwball on an ice cream truck?
Speaker 2: Now that's the one with the gob of frozen gummt.
Speaker 3: Iever like that. And you always mentioned the screwballs an
Speaker 3: ice cream sandwich. Guy, you can lick the fudge off
Speaker 3: your fingers afterwards. Hey, you know what I'm saying, And
Speaker 3: then you licked the sides, like getting ready for later
Speaker 3: in life like this. You know what I'm saying, chocolate
Speaker 3: cheeks and giving it the vanilla slight swipe, average boys,
Speaker 3: and I don't have to make it racial taco. Oh
Speaker 3: I was. I was doing it a sexual at ice
Speaker 3: cream trucks. So I can't type and do two things,
Speaker 3: and now I'm just blatantly blunt side trucked. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to help a buddy out who asked what the
Speaker 3: two fifty to six box? Now, I know there's people
Speaker 3: going you could just ask AOI chip GP two or
Speaker 3: whatever crap is.
Speaker 2: I ain't giving in Oh that would I do?
Speaker 3: It's AI stuff answer.
Speaker 2: That is the AI.
Speaker 3: I'm reading it. It says AI over AI. I'm reading the
Speaker 3: app with you two fifty to six bucks cheapest item. Now,
Speaker 3: so you come home and you've done a week of
Speaker 3: ice cream trucking. Your dad is laying into your ass
Speaker 3: with that belt. He goes six times, let's just say five.
Speaker 3: That's thirty bones just for Monday. Through Friday in the summer.
Speaker 2: Apple pay mm hmm, Hey, I know we're still in
Speaker 2: the safe harbor. Would you like to take a whirl
Speaker 2: at how to pronounce this Japanese town?
Speaker 3: Is it one of those foks?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is? Hold on Oh.
Speaker 2: This story is on our Facebook page, by the way,
Speaker 2: if you want to see the says new.
Speaker 3: Giant slide and wou cucka fuk. We're gonna go with
Speaker 3: fu coo ooka fuck wook.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the story is well that word which I really
Speaker 2: didn't want to say. This whatever this town is in
Speaker 2: Japan has a Mount Sukarua, and I guess they have
Speaker 2: they installed this giant slide that comes down the side
Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, for visitors to slide down if they
Speaker 2: so desire. They've shut it down after more than four
Speaker 2: people have broken bones now on it.
Speaker 3: This is just like that the special that we saw
Speaker 3: up in Jersey or wherever, or New York or wherever.
Speaker 2: It was class Action Park. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was called Action Park and they made a
Speaker 3: Netflix I think it's Netflix special. If you haven't seen
Speaker 3: this phenomenon, it's called Class Action Park. It's about how
Speaker 3: many injuries there were at this water park.
Speaker 2: I would like to point out, though, to be fair,
Speaker 2: here there are stairs conveniently located right next to if
Speaker 2: you wanted to just descend down the stairs rather than
Speaker 2: break your legs, go down and fly. Yeah, but why
Speaker 2: would you do that? Stare suck. I got on a
Speaker 2: slide exactly. I broke my Shin's big
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