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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>Right around nine oh five will be the first one

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<v Speaker 2>of the day. Let's begin with this, that uncomfortable feeling

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<v Speaker 2>when you accidentally swallow something and you have that choking

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<v Speaker 2>sens Asian panic flash. You know, yeah, freak outbow. It sucks,

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<v Speaker 2>It sucks, and you know most times, you know, it

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<v Speaker 2>clears and you're like, whoa, Okay, let's go to Thailand.

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<v Speaker 2>Man and his wife were out for dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>Banguck.

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<v Speaker 2>She had the fish and inadvertently swallowed a fishbone. Oof.

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<v Speaker 3>That's bad because with those go in sideways and a

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<v Speaker 3>pat kind of poke in.

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<v Speaker 2>It was about an inch long. Hold on to that,

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<v Speaker 2>thought about an inch long. She felt it as soon

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<v Speaker 2>as she swallowed it. Went to the er.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't see anything on the X race, so they

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<v Speaker 2>sent her home. She just assumed that the bone must

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<v Speaker 2>have just watched itself. Still had a sore throat, figured

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<v Speaker 2>it was just you know, kind of residual pain. Two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks later, she noticed a spot on the right side

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<v Speaker 2>of her neck looked swollen. Thought it might be a

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<v Speaker 2>thyroid issue. Goes back to the hospital. They take more

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<v Speaker 2>X rays, still don't see anything. They gave her pain

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<v Speaker 2>med sent her home. She didn't realize it was the

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<v Speaker 2>bone until she was applying a pain patch they gave

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<v Speaker 2>to her. Pushed it down on her neck, and then

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the bone popped out through her neck. God.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she goes back to the er for a third time.

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<v Speaker 2>This is when they pulled the thing out.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, where's there? You remember that bone? I've been coming

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<v Speaker 3>here about that bone of contention. They're gonna sue the

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<v Speaker 3>hell out of you for Look, get your X ray

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<v Speaker 3>machine fixed. It's right here on the tip. You see

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<v Speaker 3>the tip coming out of my neck.

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<v Speaker 2>How do they miss that twice? I don't know, good

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<v Speaker 2>lord man. I mean, I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>And the question is would you just grab the bone

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<v Speaker 3>from the tip and pull it out or do you

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<v Speaker 3>go in through the throat because you have to look

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<v Speaker 3>at arteries and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>In case you're wondering, she said she will be avoiding

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<v Speaker 2>fish at least for the foreseeable future. Good idea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Headline of the Week contender number one. I've got two

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<v Speaker 2>of them coming your way this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the two and then pull the old recording device

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<v Speaker 3>out and it's it's started. Come on, no, not you

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<v Speaker 3>this thing go.

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<v Speaker 2>Texas man beat up ice cream truck driver after wrongly

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<v Speaker 2>assuming he was a PERV.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna put perve for headline in the week one.

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<v Speaker 2>College Station, Texas. This ice cream truck driver said he

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<v Speaker 2>was having the busiest day he's had so far this

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<v Speaker 2>year when he was just randomly attacked by some dude

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<v Speaker 2>who turned out to be forty two year old Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Valad Valadez. He told police he saw the driver acting

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<v Speaker 2>suspiciously around some of the kids because he's having the

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<v Speaker 2>busiest day of the year, so he's excited. Specifically, he

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<v Speaker 2>saw him asking for their phones and punching numbers in

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<v Speaker 2>Michael assumed the driver with some sort of perf so

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<v Speaker 2>he punched him multiple times, threatened to shoot him, and

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<v Speaker 2>took his phone. Well, well, what it appeared to be

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<v Speaker 2>to this guy, it wasn't. It turned out the driver

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't a PERV. He was accepting Apple Pay. The kids

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<v Speaker 2>were using their phones to pay him. He also accepts

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<v Speaker 2>cash app. Police also determined during their investigation he was

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<v Speaker 2>not doing anything illegal or inappropriate. The perpetrator, this Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Valadez guy, is facing charges for robbery and unlawful possession

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<v Speaker 2>of a firearm.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Okay, I got many angles here. One, Michael, you

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<v Speaker 3>could have asked the guy first what he's doing on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone and solved this whole problem. Then two pat

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<v Speaker 3>back to our days as kids, if we had Apple

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<v Speaker 3>Pay and things like that for ice cream, when the

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<v Speaker 3>ice cream truck's coming through you hear that music and

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<v Speaker 3>you almost get a heart on because it's like, is

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<v Speaker 3>that the ice cream truck? Then you want to go

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<v Speaker 3>get some, but you don't have any money because we

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<v Speaker 3>grew up, you know we right, both of us. You didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't have the cash laying around. The cash was

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<v Speaker 2>a few lawns and you get five bucks here or there,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Andy by then, I mean, you just didn't have money

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<v Speaker 3>to buy ice cream that often if you were lucky

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<v Speaker 3>and it was a treat from pop, like eight kids,

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<v Speaker 3>here's a ten spot, go out and get some cones

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever. But if we had access to Apple pay

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<v Speaker 3>and things like that, oh, we would have killed our parents.

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<v Speaker 3>They would have seriously, those those beatings, not beatings, but

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<v Speaker 3>the belt. The time spent with the belt would have

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<v Speaker 3>been a lot more often. I just said, I got

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<v Speaker 3>to wondering, what do you think going rates are on

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<v Speaker 3>ice cream trucks?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>They're heavy for let me look it up.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to get your h.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna do average.

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<v Speaker 2>How much is a screwball on an ice cream truck?

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's the one with the gob of frozen gummt.

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<v Speaker 3>Iever like that. And you always mentioned the screwballs an

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<v Speaker 3>ice cream sandwich. Guy, you can lick the fudge off

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<v Speaker 3>your fingers afterwards. Hey, you know what I'm saying, And

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<v Speaker 3>then you licked the sides, like getting ready for later

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<v Speaker 3>in life like this. You know what I'm saying, chocolate

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<v Speaker 3>cheeks and giving it the vanilla slight swipe, average boys,

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't have to make it racial taco. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>I was. I was doing it a sexual at ice

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<v Speaker 3>cream trucks. So I can't type and do two things,

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<v Speaker 3>and now I'm just blatantly blunt side trucked. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to help a buddy out who asked what the

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<v Speaker 3>two fifty to six box? Now, I know there's people

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<v Speaker 3>going you could just ask AOI chip GP two or

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<v Speaker 3>whatever crap is.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't giving in Oh that would I do?

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<v Speaker 3>It's AI stuff answer.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the AI.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm reading it. It says AI over AI. I'm reading the

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<v Speaker 3>app with you two fifty to six bucks cheapest item. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>so you come home and you've done a week of

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<v Speaker 3>ice cream trucking. Your dad is laying into your ass

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<v Speaker 3>with that belt. He goes six times, let's just say five.

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<v Speaker 3>That's thirty bones just for Monday. Through Friday in the summer.

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<v Speaker 2>Apple pay mm hmm, Hey, I know we're still in

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<v Speaker 2>the safe harbor. Would you like to take a whirl

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<v Speaker 2>at how to pronounce this Japanese town?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it one of those foks?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is? Hold on Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>This story is on our Facebook page, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to see the says new.

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<v Speaker 3>Giant slide and wou cucka fuk. We're gonna go with

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<v Speaker 3>fu coo ooka fuck wook.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, the story is well that word which I really

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to say. This whatever this town is in

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<v Speaker 2>Japan has a Mount Sukarua, and I guess they have

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<v Speaker 2>they installed this giant slide that comes down the side

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<v Speaker 2>of it. Yeah, for visitors to slide down if they

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<v Speaker 2>so desire. They've shut it down after more than four

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<v Speaker 2>people have broken bones now on it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is just like that the special that we saw

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<v Speaker 3>up in Jersey or wherever, or New York or wherever.

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<v Speaker 2>It was class Action Park. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was called Action Park and they made a

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<v Speaker 3>Netflix I think it's Netflix special. If you haven't seen

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<v Speaker 3>this phenomenon, it's called Class Action Park. It's about how

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<v Speaker 3>many injuries there were at this water park.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to point out, though, to be fair,

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<v Speaker 2>here there are stairs conveniently located right next to if

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted to just descend down the stairs rather than

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<v Speaker 2>break your legs, go down and fly. Yeah, but why

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<v Speaker 2>would you do that? Stare suck. I got on a

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<v Speaker 2>slide exactly. I broke my Shin's big

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