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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking down Third Street yesterday, and what should I

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<v Speaker 1>spy with my little eye in front of me? But

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<v Speaker 1>this raccoon just just in the middle of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was three pm. No, and this raccoon,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, you might think mangy, you might think,

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<v Speaker 1>you might think, you might think thin. No, this this

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<v Speaker 1>was a fat raccoon, which did make it cute.

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<v Speaker 2>New York City doesn't have sen raccoons. New York City has.

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<v Speaker 2>It has two types of raccoons, fat and muscular.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And this raccoon, like it looked like a drag

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<v Speaker 1>queen that was padded for the gods.

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<v Speaker 2>Like just swinging.

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<v Speaker 3>His or her or their hips right down Third Street.

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<v Speaker 2>Real raccoons have curves.

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<v Speaker 1>Falls, right, and like, look, do not approach raccoons on

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<v Speaker 3>But I was like, you go girl. From a far distance,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like what.

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<v Speaker 2>She started to tork.

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<v Speaker 3>To work it. She made them cheeks clap, she did.

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<v Speaker 2>My college roommate instilled the fear of God of raccoons

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<v Speaker 2>into me the first time we were in Central Park.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like a dumb Florida kid who'd never

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<v Speaker 2>really been around raccoons. She was like, oh, pretty, pretty,

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<v Speaker 2>pretty burn cool, and my college roommate who grew up

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<v Speaker 2>in Ohio was like, get away from it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's ferrel, it is not ranger Rick.

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<v Speaker 1>It will rip your face off with the supposable thumbs,

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<v Speaker 1>it can get into your house.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, I was like, take a selfie with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'm Paul in America and this is that aged.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yesterday's pop culture today.

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<v Speaker 1>And we are in the midst of Crazy Technology Month.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about crazy technology.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the year twenty twenty five, but in our

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<v Speaker 2>hearts it is nineteen eighty. Laser beam.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, nineteen eighty laser beam was such a good

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<v Speaker 1>time when technology wasn't so feared.

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<v Speaker 2>Was both futuristic and super old timy all at the

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<v Speaker 2>same time.

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<v Speaker 1>And deeply deeply stupid. That's the other key ingredient, deeply stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about some dumb technology in this episode. But first, first,

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<v Speaker 1>we do have some five star of Ustrea. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>wanna read the first one?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure? Our first review comes from Noel m a Q

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<v Speaker 2>Love you guys. I'm not sure how I stumbled across

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<v Speaker 2>this pod, but so happy I did. I'm fifty four.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, gen X, Yeah see you.

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<v Speaker 3>We see you.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was a teen in the eighties. I am

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<v Speaker 2>so jealous of people who are teens in the eighties,

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<v Speaker 2>because being a teen in the nineties was way less fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fun, don't get me wrong. It's better than

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<v Speaker 2>being a teen any other time since. But I am

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<v Speaker 2>sella jealous of people who got to live in the glorious,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely dumb eighties and be teenagers in.

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<v Speaker 1>That ees got to be shaped by those movies, in

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<v Speaker 1>the way that we were shaped by the nineties movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Who got to wear their hair with the all the

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<v Speaker 2>aquinet before we realized that was gonna be a problem yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, hair sprayed with care free insussients.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and whose parents were so coked out

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<v Speaker 2>they were just like, just do your thing, girl, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still mad about them taking key parties away from us,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can parent yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>So Noel goes on to write love the recaps, the laughs,

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<v Speaker 2>the banter, and the honest opinions even when I disagree,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of love that I found this a few years in,

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<v Speaker 2>so I won't run out of episodes for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for covering all my fais. Oh my God, they

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<v Speaker 2>got to experience Madonna in real time, Paul, in real time,

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<v Speaker 2>in real time. They didn't come to it late like

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 1>When they made a mixtape, it was an actual tape

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes they had to take a pencil and they

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<v Speaker 1>had to roll the tape back up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's so so satisfying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the best. That's the best. All right. We

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<v Speaker 3>have another review.

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<v Speaker 1>This one comes from Podchaser and it was written by

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Dot Pillsbury, an heiress to the Pillsbury fortune.

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<v Speaker 2>Brohups, Oh she's her father is the dough boy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he's a dough man.

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<v Speaker 3>Now he's a dope man.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Dot Pillsbury writes, absolutely fabulous podcast. I started with

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<v Speaker 1>the movies that I loved, then the movies that I hate,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm finishing with the movies I haven't seen yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I want an example of one you loved when you

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<v Speaker 1>hated and one you haven't seen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very curious. I want a cross section.

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<v Speaker 1>May I suggest either Love Actually or Robinhood Prince of Thieves,

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<v Speaker 1>both of which are loathsome aside from Alan.

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<v Speaker 2>Rickman, ooh boy, have I got good news for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly Dot Pillsbury. We have since covered both of those films, so.

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<v Speaker 1>That is incorrect. We have only covered Love Actually yes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, we did Robinhood Prince of Thieves.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we did it.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one. We did the other one we did

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<v Speaker 2>we did the belt Brooks.

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<v Speaker 3>Robinhood, Yeah, Robino Mednett.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically the same movie call.

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<v Speaker 1>This year has been full of assurances from you that

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<v Speaker 1>we have done movies that we have absolutely not done.

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<v Speaker 1>On this podcast, you're spreading misinformation like it like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like its seeds on a field.

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<v Speaker 2>Just call me Fox News baby, because I am out

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<v Speaker 2>here just spread lies.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a dandelion, just spraying all that stuff everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I for five seconds was like I was gonna fight

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<v Speaker 2>you on this line. I was gonna get sassy, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I was like, no, wait, hang on, I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm definitely wrong. Alan Rickman is so sexy in Robinhood

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<v Speaker 2>Prince of Eve's.

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<v Speaker 3>You have said this before.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very curious, absolutely no right to be.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think you also said the Christian Slater wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>which really feels like a body swap situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Slater is one too young for me to find

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<v Speaker 2>them sexy personally and two doing just the worst English

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<v Speaker 2>accent you've ever heard. Take Drew Barrymore and ever if

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<v Speaker 2>you're in multiply it by five lovely, it's that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I love to hear it, all right, Noel MQ, Kelly Pillsbury,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for these reviews. We love them.

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<v Speaker 1>If you would like at that a twelve tope bag,

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<v Speaker 1>just let us know this is you. I will send

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<v Speaker 1>it off for you. Erica, what is the film today?

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<v Speaker 2>Today's film is the nineteen eighty nine sci fi comedy Honey,

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<v Speaker 2>I Shrunk the Kids.

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<v Speaker 1>This movie needed more sound effects, needed more sound trombone, slide, whistle, whoope, cushion,

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of thing it did.

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<v Speaker 2>It needed fewer aunt deaths. Fuck that part of this movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't make me fall in love with an animatronic ant

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<v Speaker 2>and then murder it. How dare you so?

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<v Speaker 3>Honey?

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<v Speaker 1>I Shrugged the Kids was requested by Caroline Meghan Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>with An I Kelly with a Y, steph Andy, Nanette,

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<v Speaker 1>Danielle Son, Arah, Rebecca, Elise, Lauri, Mara, Nicole, Sophie, Miggy,

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<v Speaker 1>Paula s Melissa, Dilia Allison, Sydney Ellen I couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>Lee Mary, and some people whose names I could not

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<v Speaker 1>get off of the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn? This month got so many responses?

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<v Speaker 1>It did all right, Honey Shrunk. The Kids was written

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<v Speaker 1>by Ed Naha and Tom Schulman. It was directed by

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Johnston and stars Rick Moranis, Marcia Strassman, Matt Frewer,

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<v Speaker 1>Christine Sutherland, Amy O'Neill, Robert Oliveri, Thomas Wilson, and one

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<v Speaker 1>that Aged Twell icon known as Jared.

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<v Speaker 2>Rushton Jared Russian for those of you who don't know

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<v Speaker 2>his name off top of your head. This is our

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<v Speaker 2>third film with Jared Russian. He is a child actor

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<v Speaker 2>extraordinaire from the eighties. He was in Overboard. He was

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<v Speaker 2>the smart kid in the family of I think Paul

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<v Speaker 2>called them fear erl Raccoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 2>he was Billy frum Big.

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<v Speaker 3>The original best kid, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Original best kid ever, Paul. This film has a best

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<v Speaker 2>kid contender.

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<v Speaker 1>I would actually submit it might have two best kid contenders.

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<v Speaker 2>I see where you're going, I see where you're coming from. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say just one, because one of them is

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<v Speaker 2>so much better than all the other kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair enough, I think I know who the number one is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a number one with a bullet What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, honey. I Shrunk The Kids was an unexpected

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<v Speaker 2>smash hit, spawning two sequels, a TV series, several theme

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<v Speaker 2>park attractions. It was the highest grossing live action Disney

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<v Speaker 2>film for five years, possibly being unseated by Missus Doubtfire.

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<v Speaker 2>The Internet did not give Paul a clear answer on that,

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<v Speaker 2>and he lost interest in the question.

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<v Speaker 1>I started frankly, I was like searching like live action

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<v Speaker 1>Disney movies from like like four years in the future,

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<v Speaker 1>six years in the future, five years in the future.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing I can come up with in this

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna skip ahead to one of our questions

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<v Speaker 2>from later. I'm going to talk about when I first

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<v Speaker 2>saw this movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I first saw this movie in the theater with my family, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I saw it for the second time yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>However, I remembered a lot of this movie, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to figure out, why do I know this

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<v Speaker 2>movie so goddamn well? And that is because I have

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<v Speaker 2>ridden the ride at Epcot Center, oh probably five times.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh my god, I know this movie through

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<v Speaker 2>the ride at Epcot.

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<v Speaker 3>And how accurate was the ride? Was it? Plot? Was

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<v Speaker 3>it plot accurate?

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<v Speaker 2>Plot wise? I don't remember. I mean, yeah, we got

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<v Speaker 2>shrunk and we got big, That's yeah, that's it. But

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<v Speaker 2>like scenery, wy, I was like, man, I remember what

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<v Speaker 2>this backyard looks.

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<v Speaker 3>Like in this movie.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's because, through the magic of Disney, I was

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<v Speaker 2>transported there several times as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that you know that is important. Theme park representation, Yes, yea.

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<v Speaker 2>Theme parks matter, is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>They They absolutely do. They particularly matter because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>ever want to go to one. So everyone should enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>theme parks without me. Thank you, please, and thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You did she never go to one as a kid ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a couple as a kid. We would

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<v Speaker 1>go to like six Flags. I never cared for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I don't want to look maybe I'm going native here,

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<v Speaker 2>being full Floridian, Like, maybe I don't want to sound

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm encouraging people to come to Florida more than

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<v Speaker 3>I went to Disney World once.

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<v Speaker 2>are no actually bad roller coasters. Okay, The problem is

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<v Speaker 3>I was a very soft boy. We all know this.

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<v Speaker 1>Erica, a fourth sequel, was expected to be filmed in

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<v Speaker 1>Kids movie. For some reason, filming didn't happen. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>It has stalled.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, sir, Branna's come back. Baby. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>Together with Catherine O'Hara and be like, hey, I've written

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<v Speaker 2>I Shrunk the Kids has a seventy six percent critical

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<v Speaker 2>It has an eighty six percent critical rating on Cherry Picks,

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<v Speaker 2>perhaps because of the representation of one great kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one particular fantastic kid.

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<v Speaker 2>When wonderful Best Kid contender, the first female Best Kid contender.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that audience score Who hurt you America?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it, I really don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It was funny because when I first saw this, I

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<v Speaker 3>I remembered it being a huge hit. But no, I

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<v Speaker 2>This film is delightful. The only honestly, the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>I could possibly think of is it's adult who don't

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<v Speaker 2>realize it's just how much of a kid's movie this is?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. However, the clue is in the title. What did

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<v Speaker 2>If you were like, well, this is such a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like Rick Moranis is known for like serious

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<v Speaker 1>like period pieces. It was like, you know, you're getting

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Dan Levy, I know you're a listener. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>period piece, serious period piece. It may be an adaptation

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<v Speaker 2>of Jane Eyre. I don't know. Yeah, Starr as Jane

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<v Speaker 2>as Jane and Eugene Levy as Rochester.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do it. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just remake the English patient with the Uh okay, Erica,

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<v Speaker 1>you already answered the next question, so we know when

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<v Speaker 1>you first saw the movie. When did I first see

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<v Speaker 1>the movie? I'm like ninety five percent sure I saw

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<v Speaker 1>this at home, like on a on a Blockbuster rental.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember seeing the sequel in the theater because when

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<v Speaker 1>we first did this, when we first staid we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do this, I was like, Oh, Kerrie Russell's in that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were like, she is.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, it's Kerry Russell. She's not. She

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<v Speaker 3>is in the sequel. She is the babysitter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have not seen any The only part of

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<v Speaker 2>this franchise I have participated in is the film and

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<v Speaker 2>the Epcot Center ride, which I'm not even sure is

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<v Speaker 2>still a thing. So wow, So you saw the second one.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens in the second one? How does this happen?

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<v Speaker 1>The family has another baby and rather than shrinking them,

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<v Speaker 1>he like enlarges him.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's honey, I blew up the kid.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they have like this like Godzilla like infant,

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<v Speaker 1>like wandering around Nevada or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm glad I haven't seen that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember it well enough to offer a critical

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<v Speaker 1>take on it. I saw it once in the theaters

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<v Speaker 1>and then never again. But for some reason, remember that

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<v Speaker 1>Cary Russell was in it.

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<v Speaker 2>You love you saw some carry Russell.

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<v Speaker 1>I do love Carry Russell. You're right, You're right, all right, Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for the tagline? Yes, the most astonishing,

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<v Speaker 1>innovative backyard adventure of all time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's bad. That's so bad, it's dumb. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>have a title as good as Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then a bad tagline.

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<v Speaker 3>Tagline should just be whoops.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, you nailed it so hard with the title. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think you need a tagline. This film could go taglineless.

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<v Speaker 3>The title is the tagline.

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<v Speaker 2>The title is the tagline. The title is everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if the title of the movie was a backyard

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<v Speaker 1>adventure or whatever something, then Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

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<v Speaker 1>could be the.

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<v Speaker 2>Tag perfect right, Okay, moving on, moving.

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<v Speaker 3>Moving on, moving on. Would you like me to read

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<v Speaker 3>the iTunes synopsis?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Rick Moranas Stars is a preoccupied inventor who just can't

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<v Speaker 1>seem to get his electromagnetic shrinking machine to work. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>when he accidentally shrinks his kids down to one quarter

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<v Speaker 1>inch tall and tosses them out in the trash, that

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<v Speaker 1>that is libel or that is yellow journalism right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I don't think he's there one quarterage.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're smaller than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, the stize these kids goes down is a moving target.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a lot of really dodgy science happening in

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<v Speaker 2>this film, like what they can and can't hear, and

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<v Speaker 2>why you've gotta just place all of that at the

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<v Speaker 2>door and be like, just go with it, just let

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<v Speaker 2>it flow over me like art yeap exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So, the synopsis goes on, he tossed them into the

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<v Speaker 1>trash and the real adventure begins. Now the kids face

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<v Speaker 1>incredible dangers as they try to make their way home

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<v Speaker 1>through the jungle of their own backyard. Hurricane sprinklers, dive

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<v Speaker 1>bombing bees, a runaway lawnmower, and much much more that

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<v Speaker 1>is not a runaway lawnmower that is not dive bombing bees.

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<v Speaker 3>This is terrible. This is misrepresenting everything that is.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit dive bombing bees. I'm gonna go I'll

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<v Speaker 2>give them dive I'll give them dive bombing bees.

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<v Speaker 3>The bees just being the bee is just doing what

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it is also dive bombing. The synopsis does

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<v Speaker 2>not include any mention of the most tragic figure in

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<v Speaker 2>the film, and that is the man next door, mister Russell. Thompson.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a Greek tragic figure, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Greek tragic figure that is Russell Thompson.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have an actual sis? Did they includes Russell? Aha?

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<v Speaker 2>We should do like a documentary about Russell and be

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<v Speaker 2>like like a nature film narrated by Burderherzog. Being like

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<v Speaker 2>and now look as the toxic man tries to smoke

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<v Speaker 2>a cigarette, fearful of his own insignificance in ever expanding universe.

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<v Speaker 1>Or narrative, but like David Attenborron, like here, we watch

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<v Speaker 1>as the toxic man attempts to feel things around his son's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just watch as he ignores his second son to curry

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<v Speaker 2>favor with the one who hates him. It is his

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<v Speaker 2>tragic cycle that he will live on forever, like Pycifus, forever, however,

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<v Speaker 2>carrying the weight of toxic masculinity up the hill of death.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's an excellent actual synopsis. The boulder of

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<v Speaker 1>masculinity up the hill of death. Excellent, that's poetry. All right, everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>shrunk the kids and we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>We open on hooray an animated credits perfect. That's when

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's gonna be a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>The animated credit sequence never misses.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm just gonna start here. My expectations were low. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>I went in going all right, maybe this is fine,

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<v Speaker 2>probably has some pretty shitty things in it that we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to call out. Blah blah blah, Paul, this

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<v Speaker 2>movie is a goddamn gym. It is so enjoyable.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really preparing for like some uses of like

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<v Speaker 1>the R word. I feel like I just thought that

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<v Speaker 1>that's just like endemic of being made in the eighties

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<v Speaker 1>or the nineties, whenever this was made the right late eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but also it's four kids, and it is the

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<v Speaker 2>best kind of four kids movie. It's the Goonies. If

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<v Speaker 2>you think about it, it's like you take a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of kids who don't really like each other, put them

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<v Speaker 2>in a situation where they're in danger, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>all become best friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And they only scream when it is appropriate for them

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<v Speaker 1>to scream. When they're delivering their lines, they deliver it

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really liked this movie. Now as a forty

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<v Speaker 2>something year old watching it on my couch at home,

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<v Speaker 2>did I ever so slightly wander sometimes? Yeah, sure, I

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<v Speaker 2>know they're going to get home, and I don't need

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need a five minute sequence of them doing something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but like that was rare, and honestly, the movie like

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<v Speaker 1>There was a moment in the movie where I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Honestly, I was like, A these kids should never

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<v Speaker 2>they you know what, we'll get back, We'll get there's

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<v Speaker 2>no fucking way correct. So okay, we see in the

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<v Speaker 1>We smashed cut to a suburban street and into the

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<v Speaker 1>Zolensky house. I did the recap for this one. The

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<v Speaker 1>number of times I had to type the word Zelensky.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Like someone's ancestors didn't go through Ellis Island. That would

428
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<v Speaker 1>have been Smith in a hot second.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was like, this is rough, that would have

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<v Speaker 2>been Silence. Silence, My last name is silence. Uh.

431
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<v Speaker 1>In the house, there are there's a Rube Goldberg invention

432
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<v Speaker 1>for everything from the toaster to the phone, the kind

433
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<v Speaker 1>of inventions that you're like, are these really saving time?

434
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<v Speaker 2>They are not. But also the eighties wrote I've said

435
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<v Speaker 2>this before and I'll say it again, the eighties wrote

436
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<v Speaker 2>a check that life did not cash because I thought

437
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<v Speaker 2>Rube Goldberg type machines were going to be such a

438
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<v Speaker 2>huge part of my existence based on I'm not kidding,

439
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<v Speaker 2>this is like the seventh film we've done. That's sad

440
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<v Speaker 2>one of these. Yeah, and we haven't even done the

441
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<v Speaker 2>best one, Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Oh boy, that is

442
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<v Speaker 2>the best Rue Goldberg Machine. I stand by it. I

443
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<v Speaker 2>stand by it. Frankly, the world has disappointed me.

444
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<v Speaker 3>You know what.

445
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<v Speaker 1>I agree because I remember as a kid being fascinated, Yeah, fascinated.

446
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<v Speaker 1>Oh I can click this button and eighteen different things

447
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<v Speaker 1>will happen, and suddenly someone will hand me a piece

448
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<v Speaker 1>of toast.

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<v Speaker 2>I will never ever have to crack an egg as

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<v Speaker 2>an adult on this planet.

451
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<v Speaker 3>That's rover, because I'm not a peasant.

452
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<v Speaker 2>All right.

453
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<v Speaker 1>So the Zelinski's teenage daughter Amy played by Amy O'Neil.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, let's get out of the way. This is the

455
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<v Speaker 3>best kid candidate.

456
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<v Speaker 2>This is our best kid contender in this film. Okay?

457
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<v Speaker 2>Is she better than Chris from stand By Me? No? No,

458
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<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna put her in Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez territory.

459
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<v Speaker 3>In my ranking.

460
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<v Speaker 1>I'm still saying Chris from stand By Me, Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez.

461
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<v Speaker 1>I think Amy is edging out Billy from Big for

462
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<v Speaker 1>that third spot. She may be getting the bronze medal.

463
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<v Speaker 2>Billy is still more ingenious than she is.

464
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the thing about Billy is he requires a

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<v Speaker 1>lawful good to balance out his chaotic neutral alignment.

466
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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

467
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, she is smarter than Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, which

468
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<v Speaker 2>is why I'm almost putting her neck and neck with

469
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<v Speaker 2>that kid.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Oh, if we're awarding intelligence, yeah, she is smarter than

471
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<v Speaker 1>Benjamin frank I can admit that. I just think that

472
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<v Speaker 1>Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez.

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<v Speaker 2>She has the emotional intelligence of Benjamin Franklin.

474
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<v Speaker 1>Now see there there, that's where he shines. He has

475
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<v Speaker 1>more emotional intelligence than Amy. She has more book smarts

476
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<v Speaker 1>she does.

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<v Speaker 2>But what she does for her family, the emotional labor

478
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<v Speaker 2>her family forces her to do on top of physical labor.

479
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's borderline Cinderella is what we're talking about.

480
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<v Speaker 3>This girl is doing too much for six.

481
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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be building a case today for Amy Slazynski.

482
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<v Speaker 2>Sazynski whatever, however, is pronounced to be a best kid.

483
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<v Speaker 1>So Amy, we're just gonna start here. She's making breakfast

484
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<v Speaker 1>for her younger brother, Nick, played by Robert OLIVERI, who's

485
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<v Speaker 1>he's like eight or nine ish.

486
00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:28.359
<v Speaker 2>This kid is nuclear level cute.

487
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he looks like a puppy.

488
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<v Speaker 2>There is a Jack Russell terrier in this film that

489
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<v Speaker 2>they showed like giant, enormous close ups of its adorable

490
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<v Speaker 2>little nose, and I still think this kid is cuter.

491
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Amy's on the phone.

492
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<v Speaker 1>She's gleefully telling a friend that quote unquote, Paul broke

493
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<v Speaker 1>up with his girlfriend and she's meeting him at the

494
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<v Speaker 1>mall later and maybe, just maybe he's gonna invite me

495
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<v Speaker 1>to the dance.

496
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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. She's very excited.

497
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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of sick burns in this movie, like

498
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<v Speaker 2>truly excellent sick burns, and here's one of them. She's

499
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<v Speaker 2>talking about Paul's ex girlfriend, Unseen the Unseen Girl, and

500
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<v Speaker 2>she's telling her friend they broke up for religious reasons.

501
00:24:02.200 --> 00:24:04.960
<v Speaker 2>She thought she was God and he disagreed. Nailed it,

502
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<v Speaker 2>damn it, Amy, Now why are you coming in so hard?

503
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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, Nick is playing like with legos or like little

504
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<v Speaker 1>building toys in a lab coat, constructing something that looks

505
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<v Speaker 1>like a futuristic laser. So what we have here is

506
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<v Speaker 1>like Amy's the popular high school student, her little brother

507
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<v Speaker 1>is more of a nerd. Amy tells her friend that

508
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<v Speaker 1>their parents had an argument the night before, so her

509
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<v Speaker 1>mother spent the night at her parents' house. So her

510
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<v Speaker 1>mother spent the night at Amy's grandparents house. Furthermore, her

511
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<v Speaker 1>father has a big presentation at the lab, so she

512
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<v Speaker 1>has to watch Nick for the day. And after she

513
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<v Speaker 1>hangs up, Nick with his little puppy dog eyes and

514
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<v Speaker 1>his little lab coat, walks up to his older sister

515
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<v Speaker 1>and says, Amy, when's mom coming home? And Amy has

516
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<v Speaker 1>to say she's just working. She's definitely gonna be home

517
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<v Speaker 1>this afternoon, even though she wasn't home last night to

518
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<v Speaker 1>tuck you in or to say good night, apparently because

519
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<v Speaker 1>she was like, I'm out.

520
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<v Speaker 2>I have had it up to here with my f

521
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<v Speaker 2>reckliss husband. That's the tenor of it, right. Rick moranis

522
00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:07.680
<v Speaker 2>is so wrapped up in his own thing that he's

523
00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:10.480
<v Speaker 2>he's ignored his family and his and he's he's become

524
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<v Speaker 2>a burden to his own family, and the mom has

525
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<v Speaker 2>had it. The movie sets this up like it's like

526
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<v Speaker 2>like you're gonna see some draw to the mo. Yeah,

527
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<v Speaker 2>it just does not come back.

528
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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't. It doesn't.

529
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<v Speaker 1>The parents had a very normal like marital spat. It

530
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<v Speaker 1>feels like in which the person who was wrong, which

531
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<v Speaker 1>is Rick moranis immediately kind of admits that he was

532
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<v Speaker 1>wrong and like everything seems to be baseline fine, maybe

533
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<v Speaker 1>not great, but it's gonna be okay.

534
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<v Speaker 2>He's too yell at each other, way less than the

535
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<v Speaker 2>other couple who's very happy together.

536
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

537
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<v Speaker 2>So Amy wrings her father in his lab in the attic,

538
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<v Speaker 2>and we cut upstairs to find Wayne Zelinski, played by

539
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<v Speaker 2>the great and good Rick moranis, yes, hard at work

540
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<v Speaker 2>on his shrink ray. Yeah, he is a science He's

541
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<v Speaker 2>a mad scientist, but adorable.

542
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<v Speaker 1>He is the kind of character that need Rick moranis

543
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<v Speaker 1>to play. So you're not like this man is a

544
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<v Speaker 1>menace and should be jailed.

545
00:26:05.000 --> 00:26:05.400
<v Speaker 4>Truly.

546
00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:08.920
<v Speaker 2>The casting is aces across the board to everyone, adults

547
00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:11.839
<v Speaker 2>and kids, because the adults, the adult actors, the two

548
00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:17.200
<v Speaker 2>fathers in particular, really balance a tightrope between being terrible

549
00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:20.559
<v Speaker 2>and adorable, and they both managed to do it. So

550
00:26:20.759 --> 00:26:23.799
<v Speaker 2>he sends down a message to his daughter over a

551
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:28.039
<v Speaker 2>keyboard that's like prototypical, like bad bad texting. This movie

552
00:26:28.039 --> 00:26:30.960
<v Speaker 2>walk so bad texting could run. It says be down

553
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<v Speaker 2>on fine mimics, which Amy reads and immediately says she

554
00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:37.480
<v Speaker 2>knows what it says. She goes be down in five minutes,

555
00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:40.000
<v Speaker 2>guess he's typing with his gloves on again. We pan

556
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<v Speaker 2>over to his neighbor's house and we find Russell and

557
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<v Speaker 2>May Thompson, Matt Frewer, and Christine Sutherland aka Buffy's mom.

558
00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Buffy's mom is in this movie. We have a Buffy's

559
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<v Speaker 1>mom's sighting.

560
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<v Speaker 2>First of all, Christine Sutherland's not in the FCOT ride.

561
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<v Speaker 2>So truly, the one time I saw this movie, I

562
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<v Speaker 2>did not know who Buffy's mom was. I did not

563
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<v Speaker 2>understand the gift I was being given.

564
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<v Speaker 1>That's right, if we talk about best parents in like

565
00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:06.200
<v Speaker 1>pop culture, Buffy's mom's in the conversation.

566
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<v Speaker 2>You mean this character here that she's.

567
00:27:08.359 --> 00:27:10.519
<v Speaker 1>Made No, No, I mean I mean I mean Joyce

568
00:27:10.519 --> 00:27:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Summers on Buffy Joyce Summers.

569
00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but also May Thompson.

570
00:27:14.920 --> 00:27:17.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't cast Christine Sutherland to play a bad mom.

571
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<v Speaker 2>You just don't what she has to put up with

572
00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:23.960
<v Speaker 2>with the men in her life. It's a lot.

573
00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:24.480
<v Speaker 3>She Frankly, she.

574
00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't have an amy, right, she doesn't have an amy

575
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:30.359
<v Speaker 2>to carry, to carry the burden.

576
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:32.680
<v Speaker 1>And she's not pulling the escape patch and ejecting herself

577
00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:34.720
<v Speaker 1>out for a night to take a take a sleep

578
00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:36.119
<v Speaker 1>at the local four seasons.

579
00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh she can't.

580
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:38.680
<v Speaker 3>It's not allowed.

581
00:27:39.039 --> 00:27:42.680
<v Speaker 2>If May Thompson leaves the house for fifteen minutes, those three,

582
00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:47.880
<v Speaker 2>those three kangaroos that she lives with, just start destroying

583
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:51.359
<v Speaker 2>everything you see, like a kangaroo with boxing gloves on.

584
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:53.759
<v Speaker 2>That's who she's living with, three of those, yep. And

585
00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:56.240
<v Speaker 2>they're just circling each other, looking for a fight, just

586
00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:58.200
<v Speaker 2>begging each other to say the wrong thing.

587
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<v Speaker 1>You are correct. We have sung the praise of Christine Sutherland.

588
00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:05.119
<v Speaker 1>I really want to quickly just say Matt Frewer is

589
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:07.319
<v Speaker 1>also like an amazing character actor.

590
00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:08.799
<v Speaker 3>People might know him.

591
00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:12.519
<v Speaker 1>He's Max Headroom, Headroom, Max Headroom, and he's also the

592
00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:16.799
<v Speaker 1>big bad doctor on Orphan Black, and that is my

593
00:28:16.839 --> 00:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>association with him, and I was like, oh no, this

594
00:28:19.400 --> 00:28:21.559
<v Speaker 1>guy's gonna be creepy. And he fights through all of

595
00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:23.960
<v Speaker 1>that association to be like, oh no, I get you.

596
00:28:24.039 --> 00:28:24.640
<v Speaker 3>I like you.

597
00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:27.759
<v Speaker 2>You're absolutely right because he plays a character that's almost

598
00:28:28.200 --> 00:28:31.480
<v Speaker 2>top to bottom unlikable yep, but he imbues it with

599
00:28:31.559 --> 00:28:34.359
<v Speaker 2>so much vulnerability. Yeah, I got all my biggest laughs

600
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:34.839
<v Speaker 2>from that guy.

601
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:37.640
<v Speaker 1>I notice how the toxic man starts crying as soon

602
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:40.240
<v Speaker 1>as he turns away from his family. This is the

603
00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:42.599
<v Speaker 1>pain that he can no longer suppress once he is

604
00:28:42.599 --> 00:28:45.400
<v Speaker 1>not under their judgmental gazes, uch as.

605
00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:48.720
<v Speaker 2>He puts a cigarette in his mouth for a brief moment,

606
00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:53.079
<v Speaker 2>tasting the joy of freedom before it is ripped away

607
00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:56.400
<v Speaker 2>from him. Okay, so the Thompsons are in their home.

608
00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:58.759
<v Speaker 2>They're trying to sleep in because it's a Saturday morning.

609
00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:01.920
<v Speaker 3>But that is important. It is Saturday, that's gonna come

610
00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:02.319
<v Speaker 3>up later.

611
00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:07.279
<v Speaker 2>That is important. It is during the school year, So

612
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:10.480
<v Speaker 2>these two are trying to sleep in. Unfortunately, Wayne's work

613
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:13.960
<v Speaker 2>next door is loud enough to wake Russell up. Russell

614
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:16.279
<v Speaker 2>is so irritated He's like, I'm gonna go over there

615
00:29:16.279 --> 00:29:19.079
<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna kill that guy. And he's a bit

616
00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:20.079
<v Speaker 2>of a rage monster.

617
00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

618
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:24.960
<v Speaker 2>May is like she's she's she's unflappable, and she's also

619
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:27.640
<v Speaker 2>like not scared at all of her husband, who she

620
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:30.319
<v Speaker 2>knows is all barket. Note By they manage these very

621
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:34.000
<v Speaker 2>gendered tropes in this movie in a way that's skillfully

622
00:29:34.079 --> 00:29:36.319
<v Speaker 2>enough done that I'm not annoyed by it. I am

623
00:29:36.440 --> 00:29:38.680
<v Speaker 2>almost annoyed by it. If I'm being honest, I am

624
00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:40.200
<v Speaker 2>almost annoyed by it, but I'm not.

625
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I also think this one is a little more nuanced

626
00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:46.880
<v Speaker 1>oddly than the lead one. Like like the Zelenski's, I

627
00:29:46.960 --> 00:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>found a little bit more frustrating than the Thompson's.

628
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<v Speaker 2>For me, it's the other way around, only because the

629
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<v Speaker 2>Zelenskis aren't following like the gender norms. Okay, the time,

630
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:59.720
<v Speaker 2>she's a breadwinner. She's the you know, she's the person

631
00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:01.559
<v Speaker 2>who handles there, and he's just kind of this like

632
00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:05.880
<v Speaker 2>aloof guy in the backgrounds. It's like she has another kid,

633
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:06.839
<v Speaker 2>almost all right.

634
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:09.960
<v Speaker 1>So Russell storms outside, only to be caught in the

635
00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>makeshift trap that his younger son, Ron played by Jared

636
00:30:13.720 --> 00:30:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Rushton also known as Billy from Big has set up

637
00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:17.799
<v Speaker 1>to ward off intruders.

638
00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:19.039
<v Speaker 3>Ron is twelve.

639
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:22.599
<v Speaker 1>Russell winds up with one of those suction cupped arrows

640
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:26.119
<v Speaker 1>super glued to his forehead. So this is important. Ron,

641
00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:33.200
<v Speaker 1>the younger kid, is the son that Russell kind of wants.

642
00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:36.119
<v Speaker 1>He likes fishing, he likes camping, he likes, for lack

643
00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:37.839
<v Speaker 1>of a better term, guy stuff.

644
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:40.319
<v Speaker 2>It's stuff like this that makes this movie sing because

645
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:43.960
<v Speaker 2>it's like this younger kid is basically emulating his father

646
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:46.960
<v Speaker 2>in every way, the way the younger son and the

647
00:30:46.960 --> 00:30:49.480
<v Speaker 2>other family is emulating his father in every way. They're

648
00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:51.960
<v Speaker 2>each other's heroes, and yet the fathers are kind of

649
00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:55.839
<v Speaker 2>both absent in their lives. It's really well does thoughtful

650
00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:56.640
<v Speaker 2>this movie.

651
00:30:57.240 --> 00:31:00.480
<v Speaker 1>So Russell storms back in the house with May following him.

652
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Ron has the suction cupped arrows attached.

653
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:04.160
<v Speaker 3>To a fishing line.

654
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:07.519
<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, And he gets a certain distance, he

655
00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:11.640
<v Speaker 1>says he's sounding, and then he yanks it, ripping the

656
00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:15.519
<v Speaker 1>arrow off his father's head. Now I assume sounding has

657
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:18.920
<v Speaker 1>something to do with fishing. I made the mistake because

658
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:21.079
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about it first of just looking up

659
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:24.559
<v Speaker 1>sounding on the Google machine, and don't do that, because

660
00:31:24.599 --> 00:31:29.000
<v Speaker 1>it means something different that I actually did know about

661
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:31.039
<v Speaker 1>prior to I just didn't think about it in the moment.

662
00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:32.960
<v Speaker 1>If you want to look us up, look up sounding

663
00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:34.119
<v Speaker 1>meaning in fishing.

664
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:38.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, I've seen what you're seeing. Now, I

665
00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:39.400
<v Speaker 2>saw what you saw.

666
00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:40.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

667
00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to talk about that.

668
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:43.960
<v Speaker 1>No, neither do I I'm just warning people I don't

669
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:46.680
<v Speaker 1>know what sounding means in fishing. Still because any information

670
00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>was destroyed by the first Google.

671
00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, first Google, your computer was like, are you sure, okay, okay,

672
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:55.880
<v Speaker 2>it's a technique that uses sound waves to locate fish

673
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:59.160
<v Speaker 2>and measure water depths. I don't. That's the first thing

674
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:00.680
<v Speaker 2>that came up, and I receive used to look into

675
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:01.039
<v Speaker 2>it further.

676
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Frankly, we've again lost interest in the question prior to

677
00:32:03.680 --> 00:32:04.519
<v Speaker 1>getting a good answer.

678
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:07.599
<v Speaker 3>That's our theme for this episode.

679
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:11.000
<v Speaker 2>I've been fishing exactly once. It was fine, it was fine.

680
00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:13.039
<v Speaker 3>I've been fishing exactly once. It was terrible.

681
00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't mind it so much. Beating the hook

682
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:17.680
<v Speaker 2>was the only part. I didn't want to do, none

683
00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:24.759
<v Speaker 2>of it. Pass. I did get to scale and guta

684
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:30.039
<v Speaker 2>fish once. That was pretty fun, hard pass. I don't

685
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:32.920
<v Speaker 2>know why that was okay, But the hook part was

686
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:34.359
<v Speaker 2>I was like no.

687
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:38.079
<v Speaker 1>So while all this is going on, we quickly cut

688
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:41.680
<v Speaker 1>to Amy just doing chores inside the house and she comments,

689
00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:44.119
<v Speaker 1>weird family, right, So we have this setup of like

690
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:48.680
<v Speaker 1>this kind of frenemy relationship between the two neighbors.

691
00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, by the way, Amy doing housework without being asked, yep,

692
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:57.759
<v Speaker 2>just without complaint, doing her best. She burns the toast

693
00:32:57.759 --> 00:32:59.440
<v Speaker 2>her brother's like, I can't eat that, and she's like,

694
00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:02.759
<v Speaker 2>well then you're not eating That's good parenting. So we

695
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:06.880
<v Speaker 2>cut upstairs in the Celensky house. Quork, the family dog

696
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:13.000
<v Speaker 2>played by Sammy, the goddamn cutest Jack Russell terrier you

697
00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:14.440
<v Speaker 2>ever did see.

698
00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:15.720
<v Speaker 3>And also the true hero of the film.

699
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dogs are the best. We don't deserve dogs. We

700
00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:21.119
<v Speaker 2>don't deserve dogs. There have been Jack Russell terriers in

701
00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:23.720
<v Speaker 2>a lot of pop culture. This is the jewe law

702
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:27.480
<v Speaker 2>of Jack Russell terriers. This is the handsomest boy that

703
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:28.480
<v Speaker 2>ever handsomed.

704
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:30.759
<v Speaker 3>Wow Moose from Fraser.

705
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:33.519
<v Speaker 4>Alert, Sorry Moose from Fraser Got's fired?

706
00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:37.039
<v Speaker 2>Yea burnt? That one Jack Russell terrier that was in

707
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:40.440
<v Speaker 2>that great movie Beginners with You and McGregor. Ye burnt.

708
00:33:41.799 --> 00:33:45.279
<v Speaker 2>So Quark watches as Wayne, desperate to make his invention work,

709
00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:48.160
<v Speaker 2>gives the shrink ray an apple to try on. So

710
00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:50.880
<v Speaker 2>he's trying to shrink an apple down and he's staring

711
00:33:50.920 --> 00:33:52.759
<v Speaker 2>at it as the shrink ray is doing his shrink

712
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:56.559
<v Speaker 2>ray thing, and he's like, come on, shrink, shrink, shrink,

713
00:33:56.799 --> 00:34:01.400
<v Speaker 2>and then unfortunately the apple explodes everywhere. And the prop

714
00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:05.160
<v Speaker 2>guy has never seen one apple explode because the amount

715
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.079
<v Speaker 2>of apple exploding.

716
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:09.000
<v Speaker 3>That happened my exact note.

717
00:34:09.239 --> 00:34:11.679
<v Speaker 2>You would have thought a bushel had gone off in

718
00:34:11.719 --> 00:34:12.159
<v Speaker 2>that room.

719
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:16.840
<v Speaker 1>How did that much flesh come from one single red,

720
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:17.639
<v Speaker 1>delicious apple.

721
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:20.280
<v Speaker 2>Also, there is a glop of it on Rick Moranis's

722
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.719
<v Speaker 2>cheek that looks like jizz. Look, I'm not proud that

723
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:25.320
<v Speaker 2>I made that association during this movie, but that's just

724
00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:27.400
<v Speaker 2>that is what it is. Am I wrong?

725
00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Don't worry. You're not wrong. Don't worry.

726
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:31.840
<v Speaker 1>There's more jiz content coming in this episode. Everyone buckle up.

727
00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh do you know what? That's the only jizz content

728
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I recall. But I was like, I was a little

729
00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:37.440
<v Speaker 2>grossed out by. I was like, you know, take that

730
00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:43.079
<v Speaker 2>off of Rick Brannis's face. Any other actor I'd be

731
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:44.719
<v Speaker 2>fine with it, but not Rick Frannis.

732
00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Back at the Thompson's, Russell and May greet their older son.

733
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:52.199
<v Speaker 1>The movie calls him little Russ. I'm just gonna call

734
00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:56.000
<v Speaker 1>him Russ. Russ is the kid. Russell is the father done.

735
00:34:56.280 --> 00:34:59.000
<v Speaker 1>He is played by Thomas Wilson. He's kind of an

736
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:00.599
<v Speaker 1>age with Amy. I think he's meant to be the

737
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:02.840
<v Speaker 1>same age. The movie isn't one hundred percent.

738
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Clear on that they're like sixteen.

739
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:04.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

740
00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:06.920
<v Speaker 1>A big part of this kid's storyline is the fact

741
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.480
<v Speaker 1>that he's small. Matt Frewer is quite tall. I'd say

742
00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:12.719
<v Speaker 1>he's well over six feet tall, whereas this kid looks

743
00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:16.119
<v Speaker 1>to be like five six five seven maybe, Like I

744
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:17.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, how tall is this kid?

745
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:19.519
<v Speaker 3>Actually? I looked it up and the Internet was like,

746
00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:20.320
<v Speaker 3>he's five eleven.

747
00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:22.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, he's not five eleven, or else he had

748
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:25.119
<v Speaker 1>a growth spurt after Honey, I shrunk the kids.

749
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:27.079
<v Speaker 3>One of those two things is true. That kid is

750
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:27.840
<v Speaker 3>not five eleven.

751
00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Russell is very excited about this fishing trip that

752
00:35:32.360 --> 00:35:35.400
<v Speaker 1>they have planned. It's gonna be great. Russ, who just

753
00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:39.840
<v Speaker 1>woke up, is like completely dead eyed, closes the door

754
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:43.719
<v Speaker 1>in his father's face basically, and May tells Russell that, look,

755
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:46.880
<v Speaker 1>he was cut from the football team yesterday, and Russell

756
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>can't believe it. How could his kid have been cut

757
00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:53.360
<v Speaker 1>from the football team. Look, if this movie is made today,

758
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Russ is a gay kid.

759
00:35:56.119 --> 00:35:59.199
<v Speaker 2>Like Oh, to be clear, the actor who plays Russ

760
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:03.840
<v Speaker 2>looks like all the members of Duran. Duran. Russ looks

761
00:36:03.960 --> 00:36:07.920
<v Speaker 2>like if Wham was American and one hundred percent straight.

762
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:09.440
<v Speaker 2>That is what that kid looks like.

763
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the feather on the hair.

764
00:36:11.199 --> 00:36:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Google Duran Duran. I'm not kidding. He could run away

765
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:16.000
<v Speaker 2>with Duran Duran. They would not even notice.

766
00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's a Disney movie. B it's in nineteen

767
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:23.320
<v Speaker 1>eighty nine, like they they He's just not into fishing

768
00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.960
<v Speaker 1>and sports and outdoorsy stuff.

769
00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:27.280
<v Speaker 3>He's a more sensitive soul.

770
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:29.960
<v Speaker 2>It's not even like he's an artist, Like, you know,

771
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:31.880
<v Speaker 2>I expected him to be like I want to draw

772
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:34.039
<v Speaker 2>or paint or whatever, but that's not even it. He's

773
00:36:34.079 --> 00:36:36.159
<v Speaker 2>just like, I'm just not into that. I don't know

774
00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:36.679
<v Speaker 2>what I'm into.

775
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:37.079
<v Speaker 4>Man.

776
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:39.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it might be boys, or they would have.

777
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:41.519
<v Speaker 2>Made him smart or something instead, like maybe I just

778
00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:43.880
<v Speaker 2>want to read all day? Is that a problem for you, dude?

779
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:46.519
<v Speaker 1>Watch is the toxic Mail tries to interact with his

780
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:47.239
<v Speaker 1>faggy son.

781
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:52.119
<v Speaker 3>He's bewildered.

782
00:36:53.239 --> 00:36:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Behold as this dinosaur from the fifties is rebuffed by

783
00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:02.039
<v Speaker 2>a new wave icon no only.

784
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:04.039
<v Speaker 3>As Russ Russ.

785
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:08.039
<v Speaker 2>We cut back to the Zelenski's. They're having breakfast because

786
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Amy burnt the breakfast because she's not perfect, guys, right,

787
00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:12.239
<v Speaker 2>she wants to be, but she's not.

788
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:13.400
<v Speaker 3>She's better than any of us.

789
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:15.840
<v Speaker 2>To be, she's better than all of us, yea combined.

790
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Nick sneaks a little Debbie oatmeal cream pie to avoid

791
00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:21.480
<v Speaker 2>the burnt toast, so he has a little box of

792
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:23.559
<v Speaker 2>cream pies under the table. Oh my god, did this

793
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:25.800
<v Speaker 2>make me want to eat a little Debbie oatmeal cream pie.

794
00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:26.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't think I've ever had one.

795
00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:30.599
<v Speaker 2>Those are good, Okay, I mean, well, my memory of

796
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:33.199
<v Speaker 2>it might be better than the actuality. The kid I

797
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.480
<v Speaker 2>used to babysit when I was a kid had like

798
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:38.280
<v Speaker 2>their family stocked him and so they were like, you

799
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:40.320
<v Speaker 2>can eat whatever you want. I was like, basically there

800
00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:40.800
<v Speaker 2>for the food.

801
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

802
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.679
<v Speaker 2>Amy asks Wayne about the conference that he has to

803
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:48.239
<v Speaker 2>go to that day, you know, a Saturday conference.

804
00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:50.719
<v Speaker 3>Saturday conference that happens.

805
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Which causes Wayne to realize, oh my god, I'm late,

806
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:56.519
<v Speaker 2>and he runs around into tizzy. Meanwhile, his wife, Diane

807
00:37:56.599 --> 00:38:00.360
<v Speaker 2>played by Marcia Strasman, calls the house. She's where She's

808
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:02.360
<v Speaker 2>still her at her parents' house. She's at her the

809
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:06.400
<v Speaker 2>grandparents house. She calls to check in. She wishes Wayne

810
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:10.440
<v Speaker 2>good luck. There seems to be absolutely no animosity between

811
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:10.760
<v Speaker 2>these two.

812
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:11.280
<v Speaker 3>Correct.

813
00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:15.599
<v Speaker 2>Wayne promises that if this presentation goes, well, everything will

814
00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:16.199
<v Speaker 2>change for them.

815
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:16.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

816
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:18.679
<v Speaker 2>She tells him that she has a house to show

817
00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:21.440
<v Speaker 2>she's a real to her and she'll they'll talk that afternoon.

818
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:24.199
<v Speaker 2>When she's finished, they hang up the phone. He tells

819
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:26.480
<v Speaker 2>the kids to clean up the place, so he tells

820
00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Nick to mow the lawn and Amy he looks. He

821
00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:33.119
<v Speaker 2>looks around the house and he's like, good luck. Only

822
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Rick Miranas can make this work. It's so sweet coming

823
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:38.800
<v Speaker 2>from him. He just he genuinely means good luck. He said,

824
00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry I have saddled you with all the

825
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:44.719
<v Speaker 2>adult responsibility in this house. Yeah. Amy takes it on

826
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:46.840
<v Speaker 2>the chin and is like, okay, dad uh.

827
00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:49.599
<v Speaker 1>Nick is not interested in doing the work. He doesn't

828
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:51.199
<v Speaker 1>want to mow the lawn. Frankly, I don't know that

829
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:52.719
<v Speaker 1>you should send your eight year old to mow the

830
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:56.159
<v Speaker 1>lawn regardles. It feels unsafe. But we don't have time

831
00:38:56.159 --> 00:38:56.760
<v Speaker 1>to dwell on that.

832
00:38:57.559 --> 00:38:59.559
<v Speaker 2>I have thoughts about this scene continue.

833
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:04.079
<v Speaker 1>He brings his friend Tommy over to bamboozle Tommy into

834
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:06.880
<v Speaker 1>doing it. Tommy, they walk around the house. Tommy is

835
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:09.840
<v Speaker 1>on a skateboard. This kid is skateboarding with the confidence

836
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>of me on a skateboard right now today, like he is.

837
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Tommy is obviously reluctant to just do the chores until

838
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:21.599
<v Speaker 1>Nick shows him that like the mower is a remote

839
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:25.039
<v Speaker 1>control like robot rumba kind of thing that Wayne has

840
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:27.559
<v Speaker 1>set up, and then Tommy's excited to basically play with

841
00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:30.039
<v Speaker 1>the toy. He agrees because I'll have to do it later,

842
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:32.079
<v Speaker 1>and Nick decides, Okay, that's acceptable.

843
00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:34.519
<v Speaker 2>Good for Nick. I love the moxie. I love that

844
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:37.280
<v Speaker 2>he manipulated some. I don't think these two are friends.

845
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I think it's a random neighbor kid.

846
00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:41.360
<v Speaker 3>Also possible. Yeah, he looks a bit older.

847
00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:45.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's older. He's obviously cool. Paul, He's on a skateboard.

848
00:39:44.760 --> 00:39:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Right, he's inching down the sidewalk on a skateboard.

849
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:52.519
<v Speaker 2>He's obviously a cool kid, whereas Nick is a dork. Yeah,

850
00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:55.079
<v Speaker 2>and so I love that Nick is manipulating another kid

851
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:57.840
<v Speaker 2>into doing his work. Excellent. No, no, its not only

852
00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:00.400
<v Speaker 2>did he manipulate the kid, He's like, I'll let you

853
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.199
<v Speaker 2>do it if you want, and the kid's like really,

854
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:05.159
<v Speaker 2>and he's like for a box of cookies. He is

855
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:09.280
<v Speaker 2>that kid is paying Nick for the privilege of doing

856
00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:11.199
<v Speaker 2>Nicked chores excellent.

857
00:40:11.400 --> 00:40:11.599
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

858
00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, back at the Thompson's, Big Russell is preparing for

859
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:18.719
<v Speaker 2>the camping trip. He is packing for a month long

860
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:22.199
<v Speaker 2>journey into the wilderness. This is a weekend getaway.

861
00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:24.440
<v Speaker 3>I will say. He has two teen boys with him.

862
00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe I'm unaware of how much they can eat.

863
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:30.679
<v Speaker 1>They go through cycles and there are because I cook

864
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:32.360
<v Speaker 1>for my nephews, and there are times where I'm like,

865
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:36.519
<v Speaker 1>I have to make like eight pounds of chicken, and

866
00:40:36.639 --> 00:40:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I may not have enough, or I may have six

867
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:41.159
<v Speaker 1>pounds of chicken left over. There's like no telling. You

868
00:40:41.199 --> 00:40:43.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know where they're gonna hit. Yeah, but when they hit,

869
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:45.320
<v Speaker 1>they go hard.

870
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:48.679
<v Speaker 2>They gord. Yeah, he is, he is, He is packing

871
00:40:48.760 --> 00:40:52.280
<v Speaker 2>enough food to feed Like the Donner Party during.

872
00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:56.760
<v Speaker 1>That Peruvian soccer team would not have had to resort

873
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.199
<v Speaker 1>to cannibalism if they had Russell packing the plane.

874
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:01.360
<v Speaker 2>It was a Odawaian rugby team.

875
00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Get your fast straight ball more misinformation on this podcast,

876
00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Son of a bit.

877
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:07.960
<v Speaker 3>They went down in Peru, Is that right?

878
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:11.440
<v Speaker 2>No, they went down and well over the Andies. Actually

879
00:41:11.440 --> 00:41:13.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure exactly where in Peru. You're thinking of

880
00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:14.800
<v Speaker 2>the Chilean miners.

881
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Perhaps, what's the difference. They're all from the Southern Hemisphere.

882
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Diffriend countries down there, Paul, come on, man, be better. So,

883
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.480
<v Speaker 2>while Russell's preparing for the trip and poor Ron is

884
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:33.159
<v Speaker 2>doing everything he can to get his dad's attention. Yeah,

885
00:41:33.400 --> 00:41:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Russ lounges around the yard reading a magazine.

886
00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Listening to it, reading a tiger beat, listening to Madonna.

887
00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Ron asks both of them to play baseball. He's like, hey, dad,

888
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:46.360
<v Speaker 2>want to play baseball with me? You want to play catch?

889
00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:48.760
<v Speaker 2>And the old man's like, who are you again? Yeah,

890
00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:50.239
<v Speaker 2>oh right, my other son.

891
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:53.639
<v Speaker 3>No, despare no, thank you, Ah.

892
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Move away, Prince Harry. I want nothing to do with you.

893
00:41:56.400 --> 00:41:58.119
<v Speaker 2>And then he goes to his older brother and he's like,

894
00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:00.000
<v Speaker 2>do you want to play baseball? And the older brother

895
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:01.480
<v Speaker 2>he was like, with these.

896
00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Hands, I just moisturized.

897
00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:09.760
<v Speaker 2>He's like, look, I gotta play keyboards for Oingo Boingo tonight.

898
00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:12.280
<v Speaker 2>I can't be I can't be doing this.

899
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:13.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

900
00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:18.880
<v Speaker 2>So Ron dejected, seeking some form of communication in this

901
00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:24.199
<v Speaker 2>world that is slowly closing in on him as the loneliness,

902
00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:27.519
<v Speaker 2>the crushing weight of loneliness slowly closes in on him.

903
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.480
<v Speaker 1>As the toxic masculinity starts to seep into his bones.

904
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:33.559
<v Speaker 2>He walks over to the fence and he goes, hey, Nick,

905
00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:40.599
<v Speaker 2>you're weird. And Nick, to his credit, is not an

906
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:42.800
<v Speaker 2>easy target even though he looks like an easy target.

907
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:45.440
<v Speaker 2>He's a little kid in giant glasses wearing a lab coat,

908
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:48.480
<v Speaker 2>like truly an easy target. And He's like, shut up,

909
00:42:48.519 --> 00:42:51.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm better than you, and Ron's like, no, you're not.

910
00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:53.159
<v Speaker 2>He's like, yeah, I am, and then they kind of

911
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:54.960
<v Speaker 2>shout at each other a little bit, but so there's

912
00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:56.599
<v Speaker 2>an antagonism between these boys.

913
00:42:56.679 --> 00:42:56.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

914
00:42:57.039 --> 00:42:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Russell then shouts at his kids to shut up and

915
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:02.280
<v Speaker 2>help him get for the trip, and both boys snap

916
00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:02.599
<v Speaker 2>to it.

917
00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:05.519
<v Speaker 1>We cut back to the Zelenski's where Amy is starting

918
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:10.559
<v Speaker 1>her Cinderella length laundry list of chores. She starts mopping

919
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:13.039
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen. She turns on some music and she can't

920
00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:15.400
<v Speaker 1>stop herself from starting to dance along with the music.

921
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:17.519
<v Speaker 1>She has like the mop. She's dancing with it as

922
00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:19.880
<v Speaker 1>if it's her partner or whatever. I gotta say, just

923
00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:22.480
<v Speaker 1>point of order. If you're gonna dance with the mop,

924
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:24.679
<v Speaker 1>don't get it wet first. You want to answer the

925
00:43:24.760 --> 00:43:25.320
<v Speaker 1>dry mop.

926
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:27.920
<v Speaker 2>There is mop jews all over that girl's face. It's

927
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:29.599
<v Speaker 2>not at the end of this dance routine. I don't

928
00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:29.920
<v Speaker 2>like it.

929
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:31.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it at all. I do like the

930
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:33.559
<v Speaker 1>dance routine. Amy O'Neil does a good job, but it's

931
00:43:33.679 --> 00:43:34.199
<v Speaker 1>very charming.

932
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:35.280
<v Speaker 2>It's so charming.

933
00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Outside, Russ is getting ready for the trip with his dad.

934
00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:41.960
<v Speaker 1>He spots her through the window. He is clearly smitting.

935
00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:44.119
<v Speaker 2>You know that emoji of a kitten with the hard eyes.

936
00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:46.719
<v Speaker 2>This is Russ right now, staring at her through the window.

937
00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:49.559
<v Speaker 3>He is hungry, like the wolf, but like a nice wolf.

938
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a very sweet wof very sweet wolf.

939
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:55.679
<v Speaker 1>Russell also sees her dancing and he comments weird family,

940
00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:59.559
<v Speaker 1>echoing her comment from earlier. Right, and then Russell sees

941
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Russ looking at Amy, probably feels an enormous wave of

942
00:44:03.360 --> 00:44:06.760
<v Speaker 1>relief that his son's not like, you know, oo funny

943
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:09.719
<v Speaker 1>as they might say, and he decides the best way

944
00:44:09.719 --> 00:44:11.800
<v Speaker 1>to get his son more interested in football would be

945
00:44:11.800 --> 00:44:13.119
<v Speaker 1>to get him lifting weights.

946
00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:15.920
<v Speaker 2>So I just want to pause here real quick, because

947
00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:18.440
<v Speaker 2>you're absolutely right. One of a couple of things could

948
00:44:18.440 --> 00:44:20.119
<v Speaker 2>have happened here. There could have been like a moment

949
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:24.400
<v Speaker 2>of relief that his like otherwise unathletic son is at

950
00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:27.039
<v Speaker 2>least into girls. But the movie, even though we're joking

951
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:28.559
<v Speaker 2>about it, the movie does not go there.

952
00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:29.440
<v Speaker 3>Agreed one hundred percent.

953
00:44:29.559 --> 00:44:31.920
<v Speaker 2>He's actually more annoyed that if the Russ is gonna

954
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:33.400
<v Speaker 2>date anyone, it's gonna be one of the weird o

955
00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:35.159
<v Speaker 2>Zelensky's ah crap.

956
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:39.880
<v Speaker 1>So Russell brings Russ into the garage and he's like, hey,

957
00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:42.000
<v Speaker 1>when I was in high school, my coach got me

958
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:44.400
<v Speaker 1>started on these weights and I grew, and you'll be

959
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:46.719
<v Speaker 1>able to tackle people blah blah blah. And Russ is like,

960
00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:51.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested in lifting weights. I'm not interested in football.

961
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm interested in, but it's not that.

962
00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:56.320
<v Speaker 1>And Russell is like, look, it's that until you come

963
00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:58.039
<v Speaker 1>up with something different, because you got to be interested

964
00:44:58.079 --> 00:44:59.880
<v Speaker 1>in something. And he leaves the He leaves him in

965
00:44:59.880 --> 00:45:00.599
<v Speaker 1>there with the weights.

966
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:03.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Russ seems to be interested in eyeliner, right.

967
00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:05.159
<v Speaker 3>Very interested in eyeliner.

968
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:09.159
<v Speaker 2>To the fair that actor is not wearing eyeliner or mascara.

969
00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:12.480
<v Speaker 2>To my knowledge, those eyes are beautiful.

970
00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:13.000
<v Speaker 3>They're popping.

971
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:14.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you know who. He looks like he's

972
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:17.159
<v Speaker 2>smaller than this, but he looks like the Prince from

973
00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Beauty and the Beast after he becomes the prince. Yes,

974
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:23.440
<v Speaker 2>with that like kind of like big nose but sexy

975
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:24.599
<v Speaker 2>like it works.

976
00:45:24.360 --> 00:45:27.119
<v Speaker 3>One hundred percent, one hundred percent. Yes, that's it. With

977
00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Dart with brown hair, yes.

978
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and an unfortunate mullet, but that's not that's not

979
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:34.440
<v Speaker 2>his fault. We cannot fault him for the mullet anymore

980
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:36.159
<v Speaker 2>than we can fall any of them for their outfits.

981
00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:38.519
<v Speaker 2>That they are doing their best.

982
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:41.199
<v Speaker 1>The outfits are roof, we're not even dwelling on them.

983
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh So Russell leaves. He tries to have a stress

984
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:47.559
<v Speaker 1>cigarette only for before he can even light it, May's like,

985
00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:49.239
<v Speaker 1>I hope you're not smoking and just spits it out

986
00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:49.679
<v Speaker 1>of his mouth.

987
00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:52.039
<v Speaker 2>This was one of my biggest last very funny, the

988
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.119
<v Speaker 2>way the actor just puts it in his mouth and

989
00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:56.480
<v Speaker 2>and like pops it right back out. It's excellent.

990
00:45:56.719 --> 00:45:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Ron appears and after Russell hears him express excitement for

991
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:04.000
<v Speaker 1>the fishing trip, he laments to May that Russ isn't

992
00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:04.760
<v Speaker 1>more like Ron.

993
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:07.000
<v Speaker 3>That's not good man, don't compare your sons again.

994
00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:08.519
<v Speaker 2>I thought the movie was going to do the like

995
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:11.119
<v Speaker 2>expected thing of having Ron over hear this and leah

996
00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:14.000
<v Speaker 2>blah blah, No that doesn't happen. He's just basically like

997
00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:17.480
<v Speaker 2>expressing how out of touch he is with his own kids.

998
00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:19.199
<v Speaker 2>There is a kid there who is begging for his

999
00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:21.679
<v Speaker 2>attention and his approval, and he's just simply not giving

1000
00:46:21.679 --> 00:46:22.000
<v Speaker 2>it to him.

1001
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:24.360
<v Speaker 1>And we should say, like Matt Freuer, who's playing Russell,

1002
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:27.000
<v Speaker 1>he's doing, he's like he sounds awful even as we

1003
00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:32.079
<v Speaker 1>describe him, because he's he's very like eighties dad, right,

1004
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:35.440
<v Speaker 1>like not really he is awful. Yeah, But every time

1005
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:38.039
<v Speaker 1>Matt Freuer does one of these things, he either makes

1006
00:46:38.079 --> 00:46:40.199
<v Speaker 1>it funny so you can laugh at him doing it,

1007
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:43.320
<v Speaker 1>or directly afterwards he like turns away and you do

1008
00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:45.840
<v Speaker 1>see this little moment of vulnerability of him being like,

1009
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:48.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach out to my kids and I

1010
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:51.480
<v Speaker 1>am not succeeding. I cannot connect with at least my

1011
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:53.719
<v Speaker 1>older son. He doesn't really notice the younger son at

1012
00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:57.360
<v Speaker 1>the moment, but you know, like and that really softens.

1013
00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:57.400
<v Speaker 3>A lot of it.

1014
00:46:57.920 --> 00:47:00.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, also they're like the way it's not just

1015
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:03.280
<v Speaker 2>the Christine Sutherland performance, but the way May is written

1016
00:47:03.920 --> 00:47:07.760
<v Speaker 2>is she's so much smarter than everyone in that house,

1017
00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:10.480
<v Speaker 2>and she's so like in tune with them, and she

1018
00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:12.440
<v Speaker 2>knows exactly what they need, and she knows how to

1019
00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:16.199
<v Speaker 2>like de escalate every situation with her husband, and there

1020
00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:18.760
<v Speaker 2>seems to be some real genuine love and affection between

1021
00:47:18.760 --> 00:47:22.599
<v Speaker 2>those two. Why there is, I don't know why anyone

1022
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:25.920
<v Speaker 2>would love Russell, I'm not sure. So Ron takes the

1023
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:28.679
<v Speaker 2>bat and the ball and he starts to play by himself.

1024
00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:31.360
<v Speaker 2>He's like, he like throws the ball in the air

1025
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:33.800
<v Speaker 2>and tries to bat it the amount of times I

1026
00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:36.039
<v Speaker 2>would have to do this before I connected with the ball.

1027
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:38.880
<v Speaker 2>He actually does connect with the ball in a third

1028
00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:42.360
<v Speaker 2>try and actually smashes it right out of the park.

1029
00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:45.239
<v Speaker 2>He's so thrilled for half a second before the ball

1030
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.199
<v Speaker 2>goes straight into the Zelenski's house through the attic window

1031
00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:52.920
<v Speaker 2>and landing on the shrink ray, and he's like, oops,

1032
00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:57.480
<v Speaker 2>and what you believe it, audience, what you believe it?

1033
00:47:57.960 --> 00:48:00.920
<v Speaker 2>That ball landing on the exact spot on the shrink

1034
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:03.679
<v Speaker 2>ray is just exactly the kind of soft touch it

1035
00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:07.000
<v Speaker 2>needed to get it to start working. And suddenly the

1036
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:11.639
<v Speaker 2>shrink ray turns on, activates and shrinks both a chair

1037
00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:13.719
<v Speaker 2>and a couch in Wayne's.

1038
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:15.960
<v Speaker 3>Lab yep Ron tries to make a run for it.

1039
00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:17.400
<v Speaker 1>He does what any of us would have done it

1040
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:19.199
<v Speaker 1>twelve years old and be like, whop wasn't mine and

1041
00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:21.960
<v Speaker 1>tries to leave. But Russ, who has the heart of

1042
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:24.920
<v Speaker 1>a Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, has seen the whole thing and

1043
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:27.000
<v Speaker 1>tells him, look, you have to report what happened. Russ

1044
00:48:27.079 --> 00:48:29.679
<v Speaker 1>is a very strong moral center. He brings him over

1045
00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:32.159
<v Speaker 1>to the Zelenski house and Amy and Nick answered the door.

1046
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:35.679
<v Speaker 1>There's immediately tension between the two groups. Nick and Ron

1047
00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:37.840
<v Speaker 1>we already no, don't like each other, and Amy is

1048
00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:40.599
<v Speaker 1>popular and Russ is not. So there's already like why

1049
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:42.440
<v Speaker 1>are you here? So the younger boy sit upstairs to

1050
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:46.679
<v Speaker 1>get Ron's ball, while Russ tries to make conversation with Amy. Unfortunately,

1051
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:48.920
<v Speaker 1>he immediately is like, oh, so do you like dancing?

1052
00:48:48.960 --> 00:48:51.239
<v Speaker 1>And she's like did you watch me through the window?

1053
00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:53.559
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, yeah, I saw you, but I wasn't

1054
00:48:53.599 --> 00:48:57.400
<v Speaker 1>watching you. Like it goes poorly immediately. Meanwhile, the younger

1055
00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:00.719
<v Speaker 1>boys are shrunk by the Maverick shrink ray upstairs.

1056
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:05.039
<v Speaker 2>We cut to Wayne at his presentation Saturday presentation the

1057
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Saturday presentation with a bunch of aeronautical engineers. Yep, you

1058
00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:14.800
<v Speaker 2>know that thing that happens all the time. It's not

1059
00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:19.000
<v Speaker 2>going well. He's trying to basically sell the idea of

1060
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:21.679
<v Speaker 2>a shrink ray that would shrink matter so that, like

1061
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:25.039
<v Speaker 2>in theory, would actually like save the planet because you

1062
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:28.239
<v Speaker 2>could you could move things from one location to another

1063
00:49:28.320 --> 00:49:32.280
<v Speaker 2>with minimal effort and minimal use of oil and fossil fuels.

1064
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:35.960
<v Speaker 2>These are the applications, the practical applications of otherwise a

1065
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:38.880
<v Speaker 2>very silly thing, yeah, which is a shrink ray. So

1066
00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:41.840
<v Speaker 2>I also appreciated that. I was like, oh, okay, this

1067
00:49:41.960 --> 00:49:44.960
<v Speaker 2>movie made me realize, like, actually shrinking things down would

1068
00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:45.519
<v Speaker 2>make life a.

1069
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:48.199
<v Speaker 3>Lot easier if only it was possible.

1070
00:49:48.440 --> 00:49:51.880
<v Speaker 2>The audience for his presentation is let's just say not

1071
00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:55.599
<v Speaker 2>into it. And there's one guy who's a full fucking heckler.

1072
00:49:56.199 --> 00:50:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I call him Professor Dickhead accurate, and he's just like

1073
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:06.480
<v Speaker 2>basically like, boom, you have a shrink ray that actually works.

1074
00:50:06.519 --> 00:50:09.480
<v Speaker 2>And Wayne stumbles and he's like, well, Einstein's theories were

1075
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:12.119
<v Speaker 2>just this theory before someone else made an atom bomb

1076
00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:14.400
<v Speaker 2>out of them. And he's like, oh, so you think

1077
00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:17.960
<v Speaker 2>you're Einstein. And I'm like, you're asking the wrong question.

1078
00:50:18.039 --> 00:50:21.760
<v Speaker 2>Professor Dickhead right here, like, oh, so what you've created

1079
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:22.920
<v Speaker 2>is as destructive as.

1080
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:25.320
<v Speaker 1>The Adam ball, right, That's where the metaphor breaks down.

1081
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:27.760
<v Speaker 2>That's where the metaphor breaks down, not oh you think

1082
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.840
<v Speaker 2>you're as good as Einstein. And then Professor Dickhead gets

1083
00:50:30.920 --> 00:50:34.159
<v Speaker 2>up and he goes, ladies, gentlemen, I'm going to lunch.

1084
00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:35.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the rest of you are doing.

1085
00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:38.239
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, well, at least he acknowledged the women

1086
00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:39.079
<v Speaker 2>at this conference.

1087
00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:39.719
<v Speaker 3>He did.

1088
00:50:39.880 --> 00:50:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Kudos to your professor Dickhead.

1089
00:50:41.559 --> 00:50:43.519
<v Speaker 1>He did get one good burden when he's like, the

1090
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.440
<v Speaker 1>only thing you've shrunk in here is the size of

1091
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:46.599
<v Speaker 1>your audience.

1092
00:50:46.199 --> 00:50:48.719
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, damn sick burn man.

1093
00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:51.000
<v Speaker 3>So we cut back to the Zelenski house.

1094
00:50:51.119 --> 00:50:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Amy and Russ decide the two younger boys have been

1095
00:50:53.440 --> 00:50:56.199
<v Speaker 1>upstairs for an automount of time they had upstairs, and

1096
00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:58.800
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you just know it? They immediately get hit by

1097
00:50:58.800 --> 00:51:01.800
<v Speaker 1>the shrink gray themselves. The two of them are confused

1098
00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:03.760
<v Speaker 1>at their new size because now we follow them right

1099
00:51:03.800 --> 00:51:07.920
<v Speaker 1>now we see them on like massive built sets obviously

1100
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:10.599
<v Speaker 1>that are meant to look like floorboards and stuff. Their

1101
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:14.079
<v Speaker 1>younger siblings are running towards them across the floor. They

1102
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:18.320
<v Speaker 1>all agree that they need to alert Wane to the situation. Honestly,

1103
00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:22.960
<v Speaker 1>the underreaction, they're a little concerned, but they're not like,

1104
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:27.719
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, we're half the.

1105
00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:30.519
<v Speaker 3>Size of an ant. What the fuck are we going

1106
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:30.840
<v Speaker 3>to do?

1107
00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:35.119
<v Speaker 2>The way I would have just immediately started crying. Yeah,

1108
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:38.760
<v Speaker 2>just sat down and cried and been like unconsolable.

1109
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:43.440
<v Speaker 1>And honestly, scientists, if you're in a situation where you

1110
00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:46.079
<v Speaker 1>genuinely think you can crack the code to make a

1111
00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:49.400
<v Speaker 1>shrink ray, the first thing you need to do is

1112
00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:53.639
<v Speaker 1>prepare some protocol in case of an accidental shrinking.

1113
00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Put a safety on that goddamn machine.

1114
00:51:56.400 --> 00:51:58.920
<v Speaker 1>And if you get shrunk down, there is a red

1115
00:51:58.960 --> 00:52:02.199
<v Speaker 1>button it right here. You get here and you hit

1116
00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:05.800
<v Speaker 1>this button. There's buttons everywhere and down this room because

1117
00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:08.400
<v Speaker 1>you will be either a quarter of an inch tall

1118
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:10.679
<v Speaker 1>or potentially microscopic, So it's gonna take you a while

1119
00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:11.559
<v Speaker 1>to cross the room.

1120
00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's gonna take a year.

1121
00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:15.920
<v Speaker 1>No, they're just they're like, okay, we have to find dad.

1122
00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:18.440
<v Speaker 1>They're pretty chill about the entire thing.

1123
00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:22.840
<v Speaker 2>So Wayne arrives back home, dejected, sad from the conference.

1124
00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:26.360
<v Speaker 2>He's been laughed out of town by fellow scientists. So

1125
00:52:26.519 --> 00:52:29.199
<v Speaker 2>there was a little moment earlier where Quirk sees the kids,

1126
00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:32.119
<v Speaker 2>or hears them rather, and knows they've been shrunked down.

1127
00:52:32.119 --> 00:52:35.400
<v Speaker 2>So the dog is aware of what's happening before any

1128
00:52:35.480 --> 00:52:36.880
<v Speaker 2>other adult in this movie is.

1129
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:39.000
<v Speaker 3>For a long time. The dog is the only one

1130
00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:39.280
<v Speaker 3>in the know.

1131
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:42.239
<v Speaker 2>So they're like, Cork, go get dad. And then we

1132
00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:45.400
<v Speaker 2>get to watch as this Jack Russell terrier hops down

1133
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:47.719
<v Speaker 2>the stairs because its legs are too short and it

1134
00:52:47.800 --> 00:52:50.400
<v Speaker 2>can't go down the stairs. And oh my god, Paul

1135
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:55.079
<v Speaker 2>I rewound and watched it four times. It was so cute.

1136
00:52:55.719 --> 00:52:59.719
<v Speaker 2>So Cork gets around Wayne, starts barking and kind of

1137
00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:04.159
<v Speaker 2>leads Wayne upstairs. Meanwhile, the shrink ray moves in a

1138
00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:06.679
<v Speaker 2>way that the baseball rolls off of it and it

1139
00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:10.559
<v Speaker 2>shuts down. Wayne enters. His kids are screaming for him

1140
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:13.719
<v Speaker 2>to help, but he doesn't hear them. He does realize

1141
00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:15.760
<v Speaker 2>his couch is gone. He's like, where the fuck did

1142
00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:17.920
<v Speaker 2>my couch go? I wish he cursed. We've been great,

1143
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:20.880
<v Speaker 2>we'd have been great. He's like huh my, my thinking

1144
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:22.679
<v Speaker 2>couch is gone. He actually tries to sit on.

1145
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.039
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine Rick Morani is like standing in the

1146
00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:29.159
<v Speaker 1>middle of Honey the Kids and being like, motherfucker.

1147
00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:40.079
<v Speaker 2>If Rick moranis was given that Steve Martin Seine transplasis.

1148
00:53:38.199 --> 00:53:41.000
<v Speaker 3>Where the fucking fuck is my fucking couch?

1149
00:53:41.639 --> 00:53:44.639
<v Speaker 2>Fuck kids, I should have pulled out when I had

1150
00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:51.599
<v Speaker 2>the chance. The kids fear all of it or worse.

1151
00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:54.119
<v Speaker 2>As you're sitting on the couch, He's like, oh no,

1152
00:53:54.280 --> 00:53:56.239
<v Speaker 2>the couch. My kids were conceived.

1153
00:53:55.760 --> 00:54:02.280
<v Speaker 3>One of the off the couch.

1154
00:54:03.360 --> 00:54:07.519
<v Speaker 2>I'll never be clean again. He looks at the shrink ray.

1155
00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:10.039
<v Speaker 2>He has had it. He has had a terrible, no good,

1156
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.039
<v Speaker 2>bad day. He has blown up his whole life, his

1157
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:15.039
<v Speaker 2>whole marriage for this goddamn invention that will not work.

1158
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:18.519
<v Speaker 2>He has a full temper tantrum. He starts beating the

1159
00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:21.000
<v Speaker 2>shit out of the machine, tearing it up.

1160
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:22.519
<v Speaker 3>The men in this movie really need a better way

1161
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:23.480
<v Speaker 3>to deal with their emotions.

1162
00:54:23.880 --> 00:54:25.679
<v Speaker 2>I have to be honest, though, Paul. The amount of

1163
00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:28.320
<v Speaker 2>times I've I have come so close to throwing a

1164
00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:29.400
<v Speaker 2>computer out the window.

1165
00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:30.679
<v Speaker 3>It's true.

1166
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:33.840
<v Speaker 2>The amount of times I have actually, like, you know,

1167
00:54:33.880 --> 00:54:35.880
<v Speaker 2>that thing when you kind of smack a printer to

1168
00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:38.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of get it to work, but then you get

1169
00:54:38.280 --> 00:54:40.400
<v Speaker 2>more and more aggressive with it, and now you're like, well,

1170
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:41.039
<v Speaker 2>now I'm.

1171
00:54:40.920 --> 00:54:43.719
<v Speaker 3>Just bitting the printer, banking this thing.

1172
00:54:46.559 --> 00:54:48.639
<v Speaker 2>The amount of times I've wanted to do that scene

1173
00:54:48.639 --> 00:54:50.960
<v Speaker 2>in office space where they take the fax machine out

1174
00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:53.800
<v Speaker 2>back and beat the shit out of it, I understand

1175
00:54:53.840 --> 00:54:56.199
<v Speaker 2>his frustration. I really really do.

1176
00:54:56.320 --> 00:54:58.320
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. My reaction to the moments like that

1177
00:54:58.400 --> 00:54:59.239
<v Speaker 1>is to start crying.

1178
00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:00.519
<v Speaker 2>You take it out yourself.

1179
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:02.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I become so like.

1180
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:04.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I beat up on myself that much

1181
00:55:04.440 --> 00:55:07.239
<v Speaker 1>generally in my everyday life, but that is the thing

1182
00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:09.400
<v Speaker 1>that will get me. If a piece of technology stops

1183
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:11.880
<v Speaker 1>working and I think that I fucked it up, I

1184
00:55:11.960 --> 00:55:14.440
<v Speaker 1>get down on myself really fast.

1185
00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Obody, That's so funny because I'm the complete opposite. I

1186
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:22.559
<v Speaker 2>beat myself up over every little thing in my life.

1187
00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:25.920
<v Speaker 2>But if the printer takes two seconds longer then I

1188
00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:28.760
<v Speaker 2>think it should to print something. I'm like, Tina, get

1189
00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:32.239
<v Speaker 2>me the axe. You are.

1190
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:34.199
<v Speaker 1>You are much healthier this that I am, because I

1191
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:35.880
<v Speaker 1>should not play myself.

1192
00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:40.519
<v Speaker 2>At it with wire hangers like it has wronged me

1193
00:55:41.840 --> 00:55:44.320
<v Speaker 2>so okay, so he's beating the shrink ray. He's taking

1194
00:55:44.360 --> 00:55:46.960
<v Speaker 2>all his frustrations out on it. Pieces of it are

1195
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:49.760
<v Speaker 2>flying everywhere, and of course these giant pieces are like

1196
00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Indiana Jones boulders to these kids. So they're trying to

1197
00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:55.280
<v Speaker 2>run out of the way, trying not to die, try

1198
00:55:55.320 --> 00:55:58.559
<v Speaker 2>not to get stepped on by the dad. After Wayne

1199
00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:00.880
<v Speaker 2>has beaten the shit out of this, which I feel

1200
00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:03.800
<v Speaker 2>seen frankly, I get it, way, I get it, he

1201
00:56:03.880 --> 00:56:06.840
<v Speaker 2>realizes he needs to clean up the mess, so he

1202
00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:09.079
<v Speaker 2>takes a broom and he starts to sweep up the

1203
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:13.000
<v Speaker 2>debris of his machine, not realizing that he is also

1204
00:56:13.039 --> 00:56:16.199
<v Speaker 2>sweeping up the kids. There's a harrowing scene where the

1205
00:56:16.280 --> 00:56:19.119
<v Speaker 2>kids are trying to outrun the broom. They can't. They

1206
00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:22.119
<v Speaker 2>eventually just grab onto it for dear life, hoping to

1207
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:24.880
<v Speaker 2>like stay on there. The dog is trying to help.

1208
00:56:24.920 --> 00:56:26.840
<v Speaker 2>The dog tries to intervene, but he's like, get out

1209
00:56:26.840 --> 00:56:30.079
<v Speaker 2>of the way, and the kids wind up in a

1210
00:56:30.119 --> 00:56:32.440
<v Speaker 2>trash bag and are taken out to the sidewalk.

1211
00:56:32.679 --> 00:56:35.639
<v Speaker 1>The one thing about this movie that I remember is

1212
00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:39.440
<v Speaker 1>that shot of the POV from inside the trash bag

1213
00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:43.079
<v Speaker 1>of Rick Moranas's face as he closes it. Well, really

1214
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:45.239
<v Speaker 1>that for some reason, I think when I was a kid,

1215
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:48.320
<v Speaker 1>it scared me a little bit. Like, not to be fair,

1216
00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:49.840
<v Speaker 1>I know I was a very soft boy. I'm very

1217
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:51.599
<v Speaker 1>open about that. I don't think I was scared watching

1218
00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:53.519
<v Speaker 1>this movie. I think I understood what I was watching

1219
00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:55.480
<v Speaker 1>for the most part, but like it was, it's a

1220
00:56:55.519 --> 00:56:59.599
<v Speaker 1>little creepy, like to see like like that blackness like

1221
00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:03.000
<v Speaker 1>closing over them. Also PSA for it's episode kids, if

1222
00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:05.440
<v Speaker 1>you're in this situation, hold onto the broom bristles, Come on,

1223
00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:06.079
<v Speaker 1>what are we doing?

1224
00:57:06.320 --> 00:57:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, honest part of me was like, how do they not?

1225
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:10.280
<v Speaker 2>How did they just let go the broom bristles and

1226
00:57:10.320 --> 00:57:11.800
<v Speaker 2>get anyway? Moving on?

1227
00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:16.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So the kids, they are in the backyard in

1228
00:57:16.280 --> 00:57:18.039
<v Speaker 1>the trash bag. They cut a hole in the bag

1229
00:57:18.119 --> 00:57:21.400
<v Speaker 1>and they look out at the now very intimidating jungle

1230
00:57:21.559 --> 00:57:23.119
<v Speaker 1>of the Zelensky backyard.

1231
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:25.119
<v Speaker 2>There's a runner in the movie that they never mow

1232
00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:29.360
<v Speaker 2>their lawn. The grass blades are incredibly high for these kids.

1233
00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:32.280
<v Speaker 2>By the way, you say the kids, it's Ron. Look,

1234
00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:34.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm being nice to Ron because I love the actor

1235
00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:37.320
<v Speaker 2>that plays him, But Ron sucks. He is going to

1236
00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:39.760
<v Speaker 2>start to suk so hard for the rest of the

1237
00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:42.280
<v Speaker 2>movie until he doesn't, and at one point I'm like,

1238
00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:44.679
<v Speaker 2>shut up, ron, I like yell at the TV watching

1239
00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:47.320
<v Speaker 2>it fair. But that is a kid you want in

1240
00:57:47.360 --> 00:57:50.079
<v Speaker 2>this situation like this because he carries a Swiss Army knife.

1241
00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:53.679
<v Speaker 2>So he's the one that has like survivals in the

1242
00:57:53.800 --> 00:57:55.239
<v Speaker 2>case of all these.

1243
00:57:55.199 --> 00:57:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Kids, despite their differences, they decide they should stick together

1244
00:57:59.039 --> 00:58:01.000
<v Speaker 1>and they strike out into the lawn to try to

1245
00:58:01.000 --> 00:58:03.760
<v Speaker 1>get home, and Nick calculates that at their current size,

1246
00:58:03.800 --> 00:58:06.199
<v Speaker 1>they are the equivalent of three point two miles from

1247
00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:09.039
<v Speaker 1>the house. Okay, Now, look, three point two miles is

1248
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:12.119
<v Speaker 1>not a short distance, but it's also not that long

1249
00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:15.320
<v Speaker 1>of a distance if we're talking relatively three point two

1250
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:18.800
<v Speaker 1>miles for them. They are young, they are strong, they

1251
00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:21.280
<v Speaker 1>are limber. They should be able to do that in

1252
00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:22.239
<v Speaker 1>like an hour and a half.

1253
00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:25.559
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, yeah, yeah, I didn't think about it until this moment. Also,

1254
00:58:25.639 --> 00:58:27.719
<v Speaker 2>given their size, they are not three point two miles,

1255
00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:29.320
<v Speaker 2>They're thirty miles from the house.

1256
00:58:29.480 --> 00:58:30.119
<v Speaker 3>It's way further.

1257
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:33.920
<v Speaker 2>It's way further. Yeah, you're right. The math isn't.

1258
00:58:33.679 --> 00:58:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Mathing at all, and we are not good at math.

1259
00:58:36.079 --> 00:58:38.599
<v Speaker 1>So if we're noticing it's not mathing. It's really not mathing.

1260
00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:43.960
<v Speaker 2>It's really not mathing. Diane, the mom, the Zelensky's mom,

1261
00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:46.679
<v Speaker 2>it' Zelensky kid's mom arrives back at the house. She

1262
00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:49.679
<v Speaker 2>has made that sale. She's been trying to sell this

1263
00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.480
<v Speaker 2>mansion in that house, in that neighborhood for so long.

1264
00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:54.960
<v Speaker 2>She had to show it twelve different times to that family.

1265
00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:57.719
<v Speaker 2>But that Gummitt, she finally made her sale. Yes, so

1266
00:58:57.800 --> 00:58:58.079
<v Speaker 2>she is.

1267
00:58:58.280 --> 00:58:59.719
<v Speaker 3>She will sell this house today.

1268
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:03.119
<v Speaker 2>She will sell this house today. She's she comes home.

1269
00:59:03.480 --> 00:59:07.800
<v Speaker 2>She's sympathetic to Wayne's. Like Paul here writes failure out

1270
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:11.159
<v Speaker 2>of a failure, he's just misunderstood in his own lifetime.

1271
00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I just meant his failure at the lab if presentation

1272
00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:15.559
<v Speaker 1>was a failure he was hoping to get a grant.

1273
00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:16.440
<v Speaker 2>That failure.

1274
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't mean he himself is a failure

1275
00:59:18.840 --> 00:59:21.039
<v Speaker 1>forever harsh.

1276
00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:25.320
<v Speaker 2>Paul Way Harsh, Paul Way Harsh. That's another documentary. That's

1277
00:59:25.320 --> 00:59:29.639
<v Speaker 2>one narrated by like Julia Roberts, which he's like the

1278
00:59:29.679 --> 00:59:32.840
<v Speaker 2>struggle of the working class man as he tries to

1279
00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:38.119
<v Speaker 2>find a grant. But his genius will not be discovered today.

1280
00:59:38.280 --> 00:59:42.159
<v Speaker 1>Will it be discovered tomorrow? Only time will tell. As

1281
00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:46.079
<v Speaker 1>we look at the story of the late great Wayne Lensky.

1282
00:59:48.079 --> 00:59:52.239
<v Speaker 2>Alrip wayne' alrp. Yeah, he one hundred percent blows himself

1283
00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:53.159
<v Speaker 2>up with his next invention.

1284
00:59:53.320 --> 00:59:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely no, he blows his kid up with his next invention,

1285
00:59:56.000 --> 00:59:57.960
<v Speaker 1>but he explodes himself at some point along the way.

1286
00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:01.840
<v Speaker 2>One percent explodes himself five minutes after this movie is over.

1287
01:00:04.679 --> 01:00:07.920
<v Speaker 2>So Diane's very sympathetic to Wayne. You would not think

1288
01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:10.840
<v Speaker 2>these two had had any kind of marital spat at all.

1289
01:00:11.039 --> 01:00:15.760
<v Speaker 2>The movie elives it completely by the way. Diane's level

1290
01:00:15.960 --> 01:00:22.599
<v Speaker 2>of empathy, trust, and understanding in her husband and the

1291
01:00:22.679 --> 01:00:27.119
<v Speaker 2>situation these people are about to find themselves in is superhuman.

1292
01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:27.880
<v Speaker 3>It's superhuman.

1293
01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:32.679
<v Speaker 2>She will not lose her temper once. Yeah, I don't

1294
01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:35.320
<v Speaker 2>want to assign blame here. The shrink row does seem

1295
01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:37.760
<v Speaker 2>like a very good idea once you realize the practical

1296
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:40.760
<v Speaker 2>applications of it. But I mean, an easy thing to

1297
01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:43.760
<v Speaker 2>do would be for the screenwriters to make her pissed

1298
01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:46.280
<v Speaker 2>off half the movie, and that's just not where this

1299
01:00:46.320 --> 01:00:49.639
<v Speaker 2>movie goes. Wayne dejectedly tells her he's gonna try to

1300
01:00:49.639 --> 01:00:51.760
<v Speaker 2>get his old job back and he promises her things

1301
01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:53.760
<v Speaker 2>will be different from now on. I'm gonna put aside

1302
01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:56.719
<v Speaker 2>these childish dreams of mine and just be a normal

1303
01:00:56.760 --> 01:01:00.280
<v Speaker 2>mad scientist doing whatever I was doing before. If he

1304
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:02.599
<v Speaker 2>was like it on like a team that helped cure cancer,

1305
01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:04.639
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, fuck this.

1306
01:01:04.639 --> 01:01:09.199
<v Speaker 1>Shrink ray ray, which if you could use it to

1307
01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:12.039
<v Speaker 1>shrink cancer cancer cells.

1308
01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:15.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's a great application for a shrink ray.

1309
01:01:15.840 --> 01:01:18.239
<v Speaker 2>You guys, someone out there needs to invent a shrink ray.

1310
01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:20.000
<v Speaker 3>Is anyone on this? Is anyone on this?

1311
01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:24.320
<v Speaker 2>So he tells her he's gonna get his old job back.

1312
01:01:24.360 --> 01:01:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Thinks you're gonna go back to the way they were.

1313
01:01:26.360 --> 01:01:28.679
<v Speaker 2>She goes inside meanwhile sees that the house is still

1314
01:01:28.679 --> 01:01:31.000
<v Speaker 2>a disaster, and she's like, I thought Amy was going

1315
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:31.719
<v Speaker 2>to clean the house.

1316
01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:32.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1317
01:01:32.360 --> 01:01:34.760
<v Speaker 2>This is when she starts to realize, huh, the kids

1318
01:01:34.760 --> 01:01:36.159
<v Speaker 2>aren't around. Where are they?

1319
01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:38.440
<v Speaker 3>Uh? So we cut back to the kids. They're hiking

1320
01:01:38.480 --> 01:01:39.159
<v Speaker 3>through the yard.

1321
01:01:39.239 --> 01:01:42.719
<v Speaker 1>They're being frightened by like a relatively enormous butterfly or

1322
01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:44.840
<v Speaker 1>an old t Rex toy of Nicks. It's all kind

1323
01:01:44.840 --> 01:01:45.760
<v Speaker 1>of light at this point.

1324
01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:47.800
<v Speaker 2>There's one thing I actually love about this movie too.

1325
01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Russ is not the brave one. Amy is the brave one.

1326
01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:53.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to assign masculinity to this. I'm just

1327
01:01:53.599 --> 01:01:57.480
<v Speaker 2>saying Russ is skittish. He sees the dinosaur toy and

1328
01:01:57.599 --> 01:02:01.599
<v Speaker 2>hooks like a horse. His brain goes down, and the

1329
01:02:01.639 --> 01:02:03.599
<v Speaker 2>rest of them are all like it's a toy, and

1330
01:02:03.639 --> 01:02:06.559
<v Speaker 2>like Amy kind of good naturedly laughs at him. I'm

1331
01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:08.440
<v Speaker 2>just saying I see a lot of myself and Russ,

1332
01:02:08.440 --> 01:02:09.800
<v Speaker 2>because I would have turned around and been.

1333
01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:13.559
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, oh yeah, me too. Fuck that kill a fire.

1334
01:02:16.880 --> 01:02:19.199
<v Speaker 2>I do love that they assigned that role to Russ.

1335
01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:21.800
<v Speaker 2>And it's not to say he's not brave. He's very brave,

1336
01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:24.239
<v Speaker 2>and he's very brave thinks throughout the movie, but he

1337
01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:27.480
<v Speaker 2>is relatively skittish compared to the other kids. Yeah, and

1338
01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:29.320
<v Speaker 2>I love that about this movie totally.

1339
01:02:29.519 --> 01:02:32.360
<v Speaker 1>They eventually come across a muddy rivulet cutting through the

1340
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:35.599
<v Speaker 1>yard that to them is a mighty river. Nick has

1341
01:02:35.639 --> 01:02:39.719
<v Speaker 1>a moment of inspiration if they summon Quark by whistling,

1342
01:02:39.880 --> 01:02:42.000
<v Speaker 1>they can hitch a ride back to the house on him.

1343
01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:44.920
<v Speaker 1>So they all start whistling, except for Russ, who was

1344
01:02:44.960 --> 01:02:47.800
<v Speaker 1>really taking some l's Like I know, I do appreciate

1345
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:49.639
<v Speaker 1>the fact that he's skittish. You're totally right to point

1346
01:02:49.679 --> 01:02:51.840
<v Speaker 1>it out. But it's also like Russ can't whistle. I'm like,

1347
01:02:51.960 --> 01:02:53.039
<v Speaker 1>what can Russ do?

1348
01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:53.679
<v Speaker 3>What?

1349
01:02:54.119 --> 01:02:56.800
<v Speaker 1>We will find out eventually, but like he's being piled

1350
01:02:56.800 --> 01:02:58.800
<v Speaker 1>out a little. It feels unnecessary at this point by

1351
01:02:58.840 --> 01:03:00.639
<v Speaker 1>the movie. Why can't the kid come on?

1352
01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:00.880
<v Speaker 3>Now?

1353
01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:04.039
<v Speaker 1>Quark hears them, but unfortunately the door is closed, so

1354
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:06.079
<v Speaker 1>even though he knows they're whistling for him, he can't

1355
01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:06.639
<v Speaker 1>get to them.

1356
01:03:07.079 --> 01:03:11.559
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Diane, remember in Big how we were like Josh's

1357
01:03:11.559 --> 01:03:13.480
<v Speaker 2>mom is living in a horror movie, but the rest

1358
01:03:13.480 --> 01:03:16.159
<v Speaker 2>of them are not in this is Diane my an

1359
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:18.320
<v Speaker 2>starts calling around to Amy's friends to see if she

1360
01:03:18.320 --> 01:03:20.320
<v Speaker 2>can figure out where her daughter is or where her

1361
01:03:20.360 --> 01:03:24.400
<v Speaker 2>son is. Meanwhile, Wayne lets Quirk out, so now the

1362
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:27.400
<v Speaker 2>dog is outside. The boys decide to climb a flower

1363
01:03:27.519 --> 01:03:29.679
<v Speaker 2>so they can see over the grass. They get just

1364
01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:33.519
<v Speaker 2>high enough to witness Spike the Thompson's cat chase Quark

1365
01:03:33.679 --> 01:03:34.400
<v Speaker 2>back into the house.

1366
01:03:34.440 --> 01:03:37.440
<v Speaker 3>Did you hear this is a throwaway line from from Ron.

1367
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:41.920
<v Speaker 1>He's like, it's Russ's cat, and I'm like, we're really like,

1368
01:03:43.400 --> 01:03:48.079
<v Speaker 1>pily God, this poor soft boy like Russ gets his back,

1369
01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:50.719
<v Speaker 1>but like the fact, like it's it's always sad to

1370
01:03:50.719 --> 01:03:53.400
<v Speaker 1>watch kids bullying other kids, but there is something exceptionally

1371
01:03:53.440 --> 01:03:56.840
<v Speaker 1>sad about watching a little sibling like just getting the

1372
01:03:56.840 --> 01:04:03.320
<v Speaker 1>best of their older sibling constantly. A ron's basically like

1373
01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Guyliner over here is the one who wants that pet.

1374
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:08.559
<v Speaker 2>This little bitch is the one who's like, I need

1375
01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:10.039
<v Speaker 2>a pet, a cat like a girl.

1376
01:04:11.440 --> 01:04:15.039
<v Speaker 1>So the flower starts to sway, and eventually it dumps

1377
01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Nick into another nearby flower, covering him with pollen. And

1378
01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:21.199
<v Speaker 1>this is where I must point out that Nick is

1379
01:04:21.239 --> 01:04:23.719
<v Speaker 1>now sitting in a flower's nutsack.

1380
01:04:24.840 --> 01:04:26.599
<v Speaker 3>And he is covered with sperm cells.

1381
01:04:28.280 --> 01:04:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Not since Casper have this many sperm cells been featured

1382
01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:33.639
<v Speaker 1>in a children's movie.

1383
01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even allergic to pollen, but this scene made

1384
01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:41.480
<v Speaker 2>me itch watch poor boy fall into a sea of pollen.

1385
01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:44.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, ah, I hate everything about this.

1386
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:46.760
<v Speaker 3>I am allergic to pollen, and I did not care

1387
01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:47.039
<v Speaker 3>for it.

1388
01:04:47.199 --> 01:04:47.280
<v Speaker 2>No.

1389
01:04:47.519 --> 01:04:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Also, the way obviously they have to make the pollen,

1390
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:52.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, bigger, and it kind of looks like movie

1391
01:04:52.920 --> 01:04:56.079
<v Speaker 1>popcorn that's covering him, And it also made me feel sticky.

1392
01:04:56.119 --> 01:04:56.559
<v Speaker 3>I didn't care.

1393
01:04:56.679 --> 01:04:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't care for any of this. Yeah, many care

1394
01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:01.760
<v Speaker 2>for this, this flower jizzy all over the kid. Actually, truly,

1395
01:05:01.800 --> 01:05:03.559
<v Speaker 2>the kid landed in the flower jizz.

1396
01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:06.320
<v Speaker 1>If we're being yeah, if we're being fair, if the

1397
01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:07.599
<v Speaker 1>jizz was there first.

1398
01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:10.679
<v Speaker 2>If we're being scientific, which we always are here on

1399
01:05:10.719 --> 01:05:11.719
<v Speaker 2>that aged, well.

1400
01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:13.559
<v Speaker 1>If the math is not mathing, the science has to

1401
01:05:13.599 --> 01:05:16.920
<v Speaker 1>at least science, and that's what we are watchdogs for.

1402
01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:20.880
<v Speaker 1>So Amy's like, oh my god, you're allergic. Amy is

1403
01:05:20.920 --> 01:05:22.920
<v Speaker 1>such a good big sister. We haven't highlighted this yet.

1404
01:05:22.960 --> 01:05:25.400
<v Speaker 1>She is constantly looking out for her younger brother. She

1405
01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:28.360
<v Speaker 1>never she's never annoyed with him, She is never mean

1406
01:05:28.440 --> 01:05:30.480
<v Speaker 1>to him. She is always on his side.

1407
01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:32.440
<v Speaker 2>She keeps her eye on him all the time. She

1408
01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:35.280
<v Speaker 2>protects him as best she can. When he climbs that flower,

1409
01:05:35.360 --> 01:05:38.400
<v Speaker 2>she is terrified. She'd be careful, Please don't fall, Please

1410
01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:41.360
<v Speaker 2>don't fall. Like she's such a good surrogate mom to

1411
01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:41.880
<v Speaker 2>this kid.

1412
01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1413
01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:48.280
<v Speaker 1>While while he's lying in the flower jiz, a bee

1414
01:05:48.320 --> 01:05:51.880
<v Speaker 1>appears to do what bees do, which is pollinate.

1415
01:05:52.679 --> 01:05:55.039
<v Speaker 2>Grab the jizz and spread it around.

1416
01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:57.199
<v Speaker 1>And spread it around to all the ovum in the yard.

1417
01:05:57.239 --> 01:06:00.000
<v Speaker 1>That's what they do so, Amy starts to freak out

1418
01:06:00.119 --> 01:06:02.719
<v Speaker 1>she's still on the ground, and Russ jumps to try

1419
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:05.360
<v Speaker 1>to help Nick. The two of them wind up pitching

1420
01:06:05.400 --> 01:06:08.079
<v Speaker 1>a ride on the bee. The bee flies all over

1421
01:06:08.159 --> 01:06:10.920
<v Speaker 1>both of the yards and encounters russell An encounters this

1422
01:06:11.000 --> 01:06:15.039
<v Speaker 1>and that. It finally culminates in Wayne trying to kill

1423
01:06:15.079 --> 01:06:18.960
<v Speaker 1>it with a bat. He misses, and then he looks

1424
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:21.800
<v Speaker 1>at the bat and he's like, wait a minute, why

1425
01:06:21.920 --> 01:06:25.400
<v Speaker 1>is this bat in my yard? Meanwhile, Diana has been

1426
01:06:25.440 --> 01:06:27.519
<v Speaker 1>calling his name while he's been like air wrestling with

1427
01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:29.800
<v Speaker 1>this bee, and she says, I'm going to the mall

1428
01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:32.400
<v Speaker 1>to look for Amy, just so you know, my clients

1429
01:06:32.480 --> 01:06:34.920
<v Speaker 1>might stop buy for their escrow papers. Can you handle that?

1430
01:06:35.079 --> 01:06:37.239
<v Speaker 1>Can you handle this one thing while I go look

1431
01:06:37.239 --> 01:06:41.360
<v Speaker 1>for our kids. If my clients stop by, can you

1432
01:06:41.519 --> 01:06:43.840
<v Speaker 1>just give them the papers that are in my briefcase

1433
01:06:43.840 --> 01:06:45.079
<v Speaker 1>that is on the kitchen table.

1434
01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:45.920
<v Speaker 3>It is open.

1435
01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:49.400
<v Speaker 1>You just have to reach in, take out four papers, smile,

1436
01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:54.079
<v Speaker 1>don't be fucking weird and hand these people that are

1437
01:06:54.119 --> 01:06:56.159
<v Speaker 1>giving us the money to support the family that you

1438
01:06:56.159 --> 01:06:58.119
<v Speaker 1>do not support their escrow papers.

1439
01:06:58.159 --> 01:07:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Can you handle that? Wayne? And Wayne like, yeah, obviously.

1440
01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:02.760
<v Speaker 2>She should never have said don't be weird. That is

1441
01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:06.920
<v Speaker 2>a that's a bar he can't clear. I'm sorry. Don't ask, Spaceline,

1442
01:07:07.000 --> 01:07:12.559
<v Speaker 2>don't ask for the impossible, Diane. The b scene is

1443
01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:15.239
<v Speaker 2>featured very prominently in the Epcot Center ride.

1444
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:16.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that makes sense.

1445
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:18.480
<v Speaker 2>This is the part of the movie that I was like,

1446
01:07:18.599 --> 01:07:24.599
<v Speaker 2>I remember all of this vividly. Why do I feel

1447
01:07:24.599 --> 01:07:27.079
<v Speaker 2>like I'm writing this Bee? And then I'm like, wait

1448
01:07:27.119 --> 01:07:30.480
<v Speaker 2>a minute. The ride this is our first example of

1449
01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:34.079
<v Speaker 2>Russ being extremely brave, and he's not doing it to

1450
01:07:34.119 --> 01:07:36.599
<v Speaker 2>impress Amy. He's just doing it because he's a good guy.

1451
01:07:36.760 --> 01:07:38.320
<v Speaker 2>He manages to keep Nick alive.

1452
01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:38.559
<v Speaker 4>Right.

1453
01:07:39.159 --> 01:07:41.800
<v Speaker 1>If Amy was a lesser character, we would be talking

1454
01:07:41.840 --> 01:07:44.800
<v Speaker 1>about Russ being a great kid. Russ is also a

1455
01:07:44.800 --> 01:07:45.280
<v Speaker 1>great kid.

1456
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Percent. Russ is an excellent kid. Russ is a top

1457
01:07:48.400 --> 01:07:51.280
<v Speaker 2>ten kid. Yeah, he is simply not a top five kid.

1458
01:07:51.320 --> 01:07:53.199
<v Speaker 2>The way he's not top five, He's had a top

1459
01:07:53.280 --> 01:07:56.559
<v Speaker 2>three kid. Frankly, the way Amy is I think agreed

1460
01:07:56.679 --> 01:07:59.199
<v Speaker 2>the B thing, by the way, the amount of times

1461
01:07:59.199 --> 01:08:02.320
<v Speaker 2>these boys should be dead, I know, or the Bee

1462
01:08:02.320 --> 01:08:05.199
<v Speaker 2>could have just gone and gone and gone like two,

1463
01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:08.719
<v Speaker 2>like three miles three actual human adult miles away.

1464
01:08:08.800 --> 01:08:09.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now, you're dead.

1465
01:08:09.880 --> 01:08:11.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now you're never getting home.

1466
01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:12.239
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

1467
01:08:12.599 --> 01:08:15.000
<v Speaker 2>So okay, Wayne, like Paul says, looks at the bat,

1468
01:08:15.199 --> 01:08:17.239
<v Speaker 2>looks at the hole in the attic window, puts two

1469
01:08:17.239 --> 01:08:21.159
<v Speaker 2>and two together, starts realizing what happened. He heads back upstairs,

1470
01:08:21.159 --> 01:08:23.720
<v Speaker 2>and when he enters the lab, he hears a small switch.

1471
01:08:24.359 --> 01:08:26.199
<v Speaker 2>He looks down to see that he has stepped on

1472
01:08:26.279 --> 01:08:29.119
<v Speaker 2>his lab chair. Remember, there's a couch and a chair,

1473
01:08:29.159 --> 01:08:30.039
<v Speaker 2>both have shrunk down.

1474
01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:32.359
<v Speaker 1>There's the couch that the kids were conceived on. There's

1475
01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:33.119
<v Speaker 1>also a chair.

1476
01:08:33.399 --> 01:08:36.039
<v Speaker 2>There's a chair that just there was some sex, but

1477
01:08:36.319 --> 01:08:38.720
<v Speaker 2>but no conception was had on that chair.

1478
01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:40.319
<v Speaker 3>They had it as a swing.

1479
01:08:43.479 --> 01:08:48.840
<v Speaker 2>That's just their weekend chair. Anyway, Moving on, he realizes

1480
01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:50.880
<v Speaker 2>he stepped on the chair. He looks down, he finds

1481
01:08:50.920 --> 01:08:54.359
<v Speaker 2>his little, tiny, shrunken couch, and then he realizes, oh

1482
01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:56.760
<v Speaker 2>my god, my shrink ray works, My shrink ray works.

1483
01:08:56.760 --> 01:08:58.680
<v Speaker 2>And then he's so excited, he's so happy, and then

1484
01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:00.239
<v Speaker 2>he's like, oh no.

1485
01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:03.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh shit, the kids are gone.

1486
01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:07.720
<v Speaker 1>This would have been another great place for Rick Morani's motherfucker.

1487
01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:13.319
<v Speaker 1>All right, kids. That is halfway through the movie. Stick

1488
01:09:13.359 --> 01:09:14.479
<v Speaker 1>around for a couple of commercials.

1489
01:09:14.520 --> 01:09:26.880
<v Speaker 4>We will be right back, and we're back.

1490
01:09:26.920 --> 01:09:30.119
<v Speaker 2>I hope you enjoyed those shrink ray commercials we bought.

1491
01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:32.600
<v Speaker 2>We bought a lot of shrink Ray ads, you guys,

1492
01:09:32.680 --> 01:09:34.960
<v Speaker 2>we did. We gotta we gotta start. We gotta start

1493
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:36.279
<v Speaker 2>pimpande shrink Race.

1494
01:09:36.439 --> 01:09:36.760
<v Speaker 3>All right.

1495
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:40.039
<v Speaker 1>So we cut to Russ waking up Nick after the

1496
01:09:40.079 --> 01:09:42.520
<v Speaker 1>flight of the Bumblebee. They're they're both okay, but they

1497
01:09:42.560 --> 01:09:46.920
<v Speaker 1>have obviously been separated from Amy and Ron. We cut

1498
01:09:46.920 --> 01:09:49.840
<v Speaker 1>to Amy and Ron, and the partnership here is not

1499
01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:53.039
<v Speaker 1>going so well because Ron, while you want him on

1500
01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:55.399
<v Speaker 1>this trip with you on the snow Safari, he's a dick.

1501
01:09:55.479 --> 01:09:58.319
<v Speaker 2>He's the worst. He's a mini bee of his dad.

1502
01:09:58.560 --> 01:10:03.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, without without the mitigating factors of seeing the haunted

1503
01:10:03.399 --> 01:10:05.760
<v Speaker 1>look in Matt Frewer's eyes every time he turns away

1504
01:10:05.800 --> 01:10:09.239
<v Speaker 1>from one of his sons, without seeing the deep insecurity

1505
01:10:09.479 --> 01:10:11.359
<v Speaker 1>that Matt Freuer allows us to see.

1506
01:10:11.520 --> 01:10:13.399
<v Speaker 2>This is the moment in the movie, though, where I

1507
01:10:13.680 --> 01:10:16.399
<v Speaker 2>truly became team Amy, like I was already team Amy,

1508
01:10:16.439 --> 01:10:20.640
<v Speaker 2>but like the way she doesn't back down from this

1509
01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:23.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking little kid being a dick to her, but also

1510
01:10:23.880 --> 01:10:27.039
<v Speaker 2>has like patience for him because she is older and

1511
01:10:27.079 --> 01:10:32.000
<v Speaker 2>she knows better. Truly A plus A plus work from Amy.

1512
01:10:32.000 --> 01:10:36.159
<v Speaker 2>There's also some good sick burns in this scene, because

1513
01:10:36.199 --> 01:10:39.199
<v Speaker 2>these two know a sick fucking burn when they hear one.

1514
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:41.520
<v Speaker 2>At one point, he's being such a dick. She goes,

1515
01:10:41.560 --> 01:10:43.840
<v Speaker 2>if you were my brother, I put myself up for adoption,

1516
01:10:44.319 --> 01:10:46.439
<v Speaker 2>and then he, without missing a beat, goes, yeah, I

1517
01:10:46.520 --> 01:10:48.720
<v Speaker 2>hope your face ends up on a milk carton.

1518
01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Damn.

1519
01:10:50.119 --> 01:10:51.760
<v Speaker 2>That's just some good burns.

1520
01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:54.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So they're going back and forth.

1521
01:10:54.680 --> 01:10:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Ron is like, I'm gonna sue your father, blah blah blah,

1522
01:10:57.760 --> 01:11:01.000
<v Speaker 1>and Amy's finally like, hey, guess what my father's shrink

1523
01:11:01.079 --> 01:11:03.720
<v Speaker 1>ray works. If we survive this and get back, we're

1524
01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:06.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna be rich as fuck. And Ron's like, I've always

1525
01:11:06.359 --> 01:11:09.399
<v Speaker 1>liked you always, I've always felt the connection.

1526
01:11:09.560 --> 01:11:11.239
<v Speaker 2>This is where you need a kid actor as good

1527
01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:12.079
<v Speaker 2>as your ed Russian.

1528
01:11:12.239 --> 01:11:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1529
01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:18.039
<v Speaker 2>So Wayne makes the bewildering choice of using two crutches

1530
01:11:18.680 --> 01:11:21.560
<v Speaker 2>and a pair of binoculars to search the yard. The

1531
01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:23.920
<v Speaker 2>movie goes so quickly on this. I love it.

1532
01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:26.279
<v Speaker 3>He's also not calling for them, which is bewildering.

1533
01:11:26.319 --> 01:11:29.159
<v Speaker 1>So this you mentioned this earlier, like that he can't

1534
01:11:29.279 --> 01:11:33.439
<v Speaker 1>hear them but they would be able to hear him.

1535
01:11:33.399 --> 01:11:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Like loud, loud, Yes, the voice of God.

1536
01:11:39.039 --> 01:11:42.039
<v Speaker 1>I hope the voice of God is Rick moranis Frankly, honestly,

1537
01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:43.319
<v Speaker 1>we should all be so lucky.

1538
01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Is at one point barks at them and they're like,

1539
01:11:46.560 --> 01:11:49.840
<v Speaker 2>and they're all like, ah, it's so loud, and so

1540
01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:52.359
<v Speaker 2>you expect that to come back, but it doesn't. And

1541
01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:55.000
<v Speaker 2>the parents do at some points like yell for the

1542
01:11:55.079 --> 01:11:57.239
<v Speaker 2>kids in the yard and like they should be. The

1543
01:11:57.840 --> 01:12:00.640
<v Speaker 2>movie posits that the kids don't hear them at all.

1544
01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:02.880
<v Speaker 2>It's not like they even hear them in the distance.

1545
01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:06.520
<v Speaker 2>I guess sound waves can't can't travel through grass that tall.

1546
01:12:06.800 --> 01:12:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Maybe this is why you need to mow your lawns.

1547
01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:11.800
<v Speaker 2>People can't say for this episode. You might think your

1548
01:12:11.800 --> 01:12:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Homeowner's Association is being a dick about it, but that

1549
01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:16.800
<v Speaker 2>that grass is important. It saves lives.

1550
01:12:16.920 --> 01:12:17.279
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

1551
01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:20.479
<v Speaker 2>So while he's like looking for them through the yard,

1552
01:12:20.880 --> 01:12:24.039
<v Speaker 2>he accidentally sets the sprinklers off through a series of

1553
01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:27.560
<v Speaker 2>hijinks I can't even get into, which means that now

1554
01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:31.439
<v Speaker 2>for the kids, it's like a tsunami and a flash

1555
01:12:31.439 --> 01:12:35.680
<v Speaker 2>flood all at once, because now like enormous waves of

1556
01:12:35.720 --> 01:12:39.439
<v Speaker 2>water are coming towards them and flooding the yard. Both

1557
01:12:39.560 --> 01:12:42.880
<v Speaker 2>groups of kids flee through the landscape, while Wayne winds

1558
01:12:42.920 --> 01:12:45.399
<v Speaker 2>up tangled in a clothes line because again he's trying

1559
01:12:45.439 --> 01:12:47.640
<v Speaker 2>not to step on the on the yard. By the

1560
01:12:47.680 --> 01:12:50.520
<v Speaker 2>time Diane's clients check off clients.

1561
01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Are those scrot time.

1562
01:12:53.560 --> 01:12:57.039
<v Speaker 2>They see Wayne like still kind of wearing a pair

1563
01:12:57.079 --> 01:13:01.520
<v Speaker 2>of crutches, clinging to a clothes line upside down with

1564
01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:05.760
<v Speaker 2>binocular glasses going, don't step on the yard. Don't step

1565
01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:06.319
<v Speaker 2>on the yard.

1566
01:13:07.720 --> 01:13:10.319
<v Speaker 3>He made it weird. He wasn't able to not be weird.

1567
01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:11.359
<v Speaker 3>You were right.

1568
01:13:11.880 --> 01:13:14.359
<v Speaker 1>She shouldn't have asked, he made it weird. Yeah, So

1569
01:13:14.479 --> 01:13:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Amy and Ron make it to higher ground. They get

1570
01:13:17.000 --> 01:13:19.159
<v Speaker 1>to this like kind of slate like rock formation that

1571
01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Amy's later gonna say is like the headstone, not the headstone,

1572
01:13:22.239 --> 01:13:24.239
<v Speaker 1>the flagstone or the flagstone.

1573
01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:24.319
<v Speaker 3>In the yard.

1574
01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:27.399
<v Speaker 1>They spot Russ and Nick running towards them. They start

1575
01:13:27.439 --> 01:13:30.199
<v Speaker 1>crying for them. Amy's crying for her brother, and she

1576
01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:32.359
<v Speaker 1>kind of gets out too far on the ledge and

1577
01:13:32.640 --> 01:13:35.279
<v Speaker 1>a droplet of water lands behind her and it knocks

1578
01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:38.119
<v Speaker 1>her over into a pool of water and she passes out.

1579
01:13:38.199 --> 01:13:39.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's not water.

1580
01:13:39.119 --> 01:13:40.840
<v Speaker 3>She lands in oh, I was trying to be nice.

1581
01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:41.199
<v Speaker 3>It's mud.

1582
01:13:41.319 --> 01:13:44.319
<v Speaker 2>This part is go gross sludge. This is the part

1583
01:13:44.359 --> 01:13:46.479
<v Speaker 2>of the movie. I remembered, okay with that at Walt

1584
01:13:46.520 --> 01:13:48.279
<v Speaker 2>disney World attraction, having to remind me.

1585
01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:50.079
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, did they dump in a swamp

1586
01:13:50.079 --> 01:13:52.159
<v Speaker 1>at Walt Disney World, But it sounds like, no, they.

1587
01:13:52.039 --> 01:13:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Didn't do that.

1588
01:13:52.600 --> 01:13:55.600
<v Speaker 2>It's Orlando. We're already, We're already.

1589
01:13:57.479 --> 01:14:02.560
<v Speaker 1>It would be repetitive, redundant. So Russ dives in after her.

1590
01:14:02.640 --> 01:14:04.560
<v Speaker 1>He manages to get her out of the water, and

1591
01:14:04.600 --> 01:14:09.000
<v Speaker 1>he performs CPR, and he manages to basically essentially save

1592
01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Amy's life. He also, and this is important, he's been underwater,

1593
01:14:13.039 --> 01:14:16.800
<v Speaker 1>so the aggressive feathering of his mullet has been briefly tamed.

1594
01:14:17.119 --> 01:14:19.600
<v Speaker 1>And boyd does that face pop without that hair.

1595
01:14:22.760 --> 01:14:25.800
<v Speaker 2>She does not cough up water. She coughs up like

1596
01:14:26.039 --> 01:14:31.560
<v Speaker 2>a groopy, greenish brown. That poor actress. Yeah, she had

1597
01:14:31.560 --> 01:14:33.680
<v Speaker 2>to hold whatever that was in her mouth until she

1598
01:14:33.760 --> 01:14:35.680
<v Speaker 2>could manage to turn around and cough it up.

1599
01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's a that's why she quit acting that. See.

1600
01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's like, I can't act anymore. B that poor woman,

1601
01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:45.159
<v Speaker 2>that actress is clearly breathing before he does on her.

1602
01:14:46.039 --> 01:14:49.720
<v Speaker 2>This is also the moment where Amy finally sees Russ.

1603
01:14:49.840 --> 01:14:52.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he's a good looking boy who lived next door

1604
01:14:52.119 --> 01:14:53.119
<v Speaker 2>the whole time. Who knew.

1605
01:14:53.319 --> 01:15:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, his name is Rio and he dances in the sane.

1606
01:15:00.119 --> 01:15:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I am hungry like the wolf. Like we cut to Wayne. Now.

1607
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Now his whole thing is he's rigged up like a

1608
01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Pulley system in the yard using using the clothesline and

1609
01:15:16.560 --> 01:15:19.239
<v Speaker 2>on He's on one side he's being held up by

1610
01:15:19.279 --> 01:15:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I think a hammock and on the other side he's

1611
01:15:21.840 --> 01:15:25.159
<v Speaker 2>just piled on another hammock with household items with like

1612
01:15:25.199 --> 01:15:28.319
<v Speaker 2>a TV and a toaster, and he's like combing through

1613
01:15:28.359 --> 01:15:32.119
<v Speaker 2>the arcs, going kids, kids, are you here? Can you

1614
01:15:32.159 --> 01:15:33.600
<v Speaker 2>hear me? Can you see me?

1615
01:15:33.760 --> 01:15:34.800
<v Speaker 3>Papa? Can you see me?

1616
01:15:37.119 --> 01:15:39.640
<v Speaker 2>If you're ever lost, I'm just going to play some

1617
01:15:39.800 --> 01:15:41.479
<v Speaker 2>son time and you'll find your way home.

1618
01:15:41.640 --> 01:15:42.000
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

1619
01:15:42.600 --> 01:15:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Don't leave breadcrumbs for Paul leaves Sondheim out.

1620
01:15:46.079 --> 01:15:50.439
<v Speaker 3>It's the best for me.

1621
01:15:50.439 --> 01:15:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Russell is now deeply disappointed to have missed his

1622
01:15:54.399 --> 01:15:58.119
<v Speaker 2>departure time with his fishing buddies because of their stupid

1623
01:15:58.399 --> 01:16:03.039
<v Speaker 2>missing children. They are so grounded. In his defense, he

1624
01:16:03.079 --> 01:16:05.880
<v Speaker 2>has no idea anything's gone awry. He just thinks that

1625
01:16:05.920 --> 01:16:07.920
<v Speaker 2>his boys are pissed at him for forcing them to

1626
01:16:07.920 --> 01:16:10.119
<v Speaker 2>go on a camping trip or a fishing trip, that

1627
01:16:10.159 --> 01:16:12.960
<v Speaker 2>they've decided to act out and leave.

1628
01:16:13.319 --> 01:16:13.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1629
01:16:13.840 --> 01:16:16.359
<v Speaker 1>I have to say we've said this on this podcast

1630
01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:19.039
<v Speaker 1>a few times. I was a very good boy growing up.

1631
01:16:19.399 --> 01:16:21.640
<v Speaker 1>If my parents had attempted to force me to go

1632
01:16:21.680 --> 01:16:23.840
<v Speaker 1>on a fishing and camping trip, I might have run away.

1633
01:16:25.199 --> 01:16:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I may have actually headed for the hills.

1634
01:16:26.920 --> 01:16:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I think you would have gone

1635
01:16:28.640 --> 01:16:32.319
<v Speaker 2>on that trip. You would have brought some books, you

1636
01:16:32.359 --> 01:16:34.239
<v Speaker 2>would have read by the campfire. You would have had

1637
01:16:34.279 --> 01:16:34.920
<v Speaker 2>a great time.

1638
01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:37.479
<v Speaker 1>I would have been pissed. Let me tell you something.

1639
01:16:38.319 --> 01:16:39.920
<v Speaker 1>If I wanted to go camping, I could have got

1640
01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:42.199
<v Speaker 1>out into the fucking backyard and set up a goddamn

1641
01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:43.359
<v Speaker 1>tent there the.

1642
01:16:43.279 --> 01:16:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Way Ron does in this movie.

1643
01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:47.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no camping.

1644
01:16:47.439 --> 01:16:49.720
<v Speaker 2>They have a cabin though, and at one point the

1645
01:16:49.800 --> 01:16:52.359
<v Speaker 2>mom is packing golf clubs, so they're going to a

1646
01:16:52.520 --> 01:16:53.319
<v Speaker 2>fancy place.

1647
01:16:53.399 --> 01:16:56.000
<v Speaker 1>They're going glamping, glamping. I may have been considered.

1648
01:16:56.000 --> 01:16:56.640
<v Speaker 3>I would trying to.

1649
01:16:56.600 --> 01:16:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Get a handle on your childhood and I can't figure

1650
01:16:58.640 --> 01:17:01.199
<v Speaker 2>it out. Worry out doorsy or not, Paul.

1651
01:17:01.439 --> 01:17:05.319
<v Speaker 1>I was outdoorsy by location, but never by choice.

1652
01:17:05.359 --> 01:17:07.880
<v Speaker 2>But like, if you weren't read, if you weren't watching TV,

1653
01:17:08.119 --> 01:17:09.279
<v Speaker 2>what were you doing?

1654
01:17:09.520 --> 01:17:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh I was forced to go outside and play. It's

1655
01:17:11.000 --> 01:17:13.800
<v Speaker 1>wasn'thappy about it. Or I was reading a book. I

1656
01:17:13.880 --> 01:17:16.800
<v Speaker 1>was reading comic books and novels. I did a lot

1657
01:17:16.840 --> 01:17:17.720
<v Speaker 1>of reading as a kid.

1658
01:17:17.960 --> 01:17:19.600
<v Speaker 2>I did a lot of reading as a kid too.

1659
01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Indoors by the pool.

1660
01:17:23.119 --> 01:17:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Just to get us back to the movie for a second,

1661
01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:28.800
<v Speaker 1>when these two fishes, so Russell's friends, it's this couple

1662
01:17:28.920 --> 01:17:30.640
<v Speaker 1>show up to go on the fishing trip with them.

1663
01:17:31.119 --> 01:17:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Did you not immediately think is that somehow not Arles

1664
01:17:33.680 --> 01:17:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Howard and Carol Kine?

1665
01:17:35.000 --> 01:17:35.319
<v Speaker 3>They are?

1666
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:38.920
<v Speaker 1>It is an Arles Howard and Carol Caine knockoff.

1667
01:17:38.680 --> 01:17:41.640
<v Speaker 2>One hundred percent. I've actually seen that actress, both of them.

1668
01:17:42.159 --> 01:17:44.319
<v Speaker 3>I've seen both of them in other places.

1669
01:17:44.000 --> 01:17:46.479
<v Speaker 2>Totally a lot of stuff. Yeah, but I've seen her.

1670
01:17:46.680 --> 01:17:49.720
<v Speaker 2>She's very memorable. She yet exactly Carol Caine, like that's

1671
01:17:49.760 --> 01:17:50.199
<v Speaker 2>what she is.

1672
01:17:50.439 --> 01:17:50.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1673
01:17:50.600 --> 01:17:53.239
<v Speaker 2>They are also put in the movie to show Russell

1674
01:17:53.439 --> 01:17:56.239
<v Speaker 2>not being such a bad guy, because that guy sucks

1675
01:17:56.479 --> 01:17:59.399
<v Speaker 2>so hard. Yeah, his wife tries to talk to him,

1676
01:17:59.439 --> 01:18:01.800
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, shut up, woman, A man is talking

1677
01:18:02.319 --> 01:18:05.279
<v Speaker 2>like I'm not even exaggerating. He basically says that, and

1678
01:18:05.279 --> 01:18:09.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh okay. So in his circle of friends,

1679
01:18:09.399 --> 01:18:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Russell is like the like the good guy. Okay, okay,

1680
01:18:13.319 --> 01:18:17.039
<v Speaker 2>now I'm getting this. So anyway, Russell tells his friends

1681
01:18:17.119 --> 01:18:19.880
<v Speaker 2>they have to they can't make the camping trip, but

1682
01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:21.720
<v Speaker 2>in order to like get out of the trip, he

1683
01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:24.479
<v Speaker 2>like tells his friend He's like, uh, May's having some

1684
01:18:24.840 --> 01:18:28.720
<v Speaker 2>problems and then he whispers plumbing yeah, And the friend

1685
01:18:28.720 --> 01:18:32.079
<v Speaker 2>looks deeply uncomfortable and he's like, okay.

1686
01:18:32.199 --> 01:18:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Heard, nothing like blaming your wife's diarrhea for having to

1687
01:18:36.960 --> 01:18:37.840
<v Speaker 1>cancel a trip.

1688
01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:40.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh you think it's diarrhea?

1689
01:18:40.920 --> 01:18:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Diarrhea? What else would it be?

1690
01:18:42.319 --> 01:18:44.039
<v Speaker 2>Menstrual stuff? Oh?

1691
01:18:44.159 --> 01:18:44.920
<v Speaker 3>Yours is better.

1692
01:18:45.119 --> 01:18:47.680
<v Speaker 2>That's why he whispers it yeah. And that's why the

1693
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:50.119
<v Speaker 2>other guy does like is like, ohh, I don't want

1694
01:18:50.119 --> 01:18:55.439
<v Speaker 2>to talk about this. Our women are vampires.

1695
01:18:55.439 --> 01:18:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I forget now, see just that I am I am

1696
01:18:57.960 --> 01:19:00.399
<v Speaker 1>a I am an evolved man. I don't mind talking

1697
01:19:00.399 --> 01:19:02.399
<v Speaker 1>about a menstrual cycle. We can talk about one right now.

1698
01:19:02.399 --> 01:19:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Talk can bother me in the slightest I bot tampons

1699
01:19:04.840 --> 01:19:05.840
<v Speaker 1>from a friend's.

1700
01:19:05.800 --> 01:19:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Look at you, mister man of the women people. That's right, Well,

1701
01:19:09.720 --> 01:19:12.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm on day two if you want to talk about it.

1702
01:19:12.399 --> 01:19:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Feel it's currently day two leaky.

1703
01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:17.119
<v Speaker 3>Can I breathe some tea?

1704
01:19:17.359 --> 01:19:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I know I don't need tea. I feel fine. I'm

1705
01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:26.079
<v Speaker 2>just leaking, actively leaking while we're talking. I'm passing a

1706
01:19:26.199 --> 01:19:29.720
<v Speaker 2>giant blood clot as we're talking right now.

1707
01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:32.880
<v Speaker 3>And that's beautiful. Your body is beautiful.

1708
01:19:33.119 --> 01:19:35.640
<v Speaker 2>It's falling out of my uterine lining.

1709
01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:39.840
<v Speaker 3>Your uterine lining is lovely.

1710
01:19:38.560 --> 01:19:41.119
<v Speaker 2>Making its way outside of my body.

1711
01:19:44.399 --> 01:19:46.720
<v Speaker 1>All right, So we cut back to the kids. They're

1712
01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:49.920
<v Speaker 1>trying to clean themselves off. Amy genuinely thanks Russ for

1713
01:19:49.960 --> 01:19:52.640
<v Speaker 1>saving her and Nick. Russ's hair is somehow feathered again.

1714
01:19:54.119 --> 01:19:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Was hair spray in the eighties so strong that you

1715
01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:57.840
<v Speaker 1>could fully wet your hair and it would return to

1716
01:19:57.880 --> 01:19:58.720
<v Speaker 1>its feathered state.

1717
01:19:59.119 --> 01:20:01.520
<v Speaker 2>It's honestly responsible for global warming.

1718
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:02.600
<v Speaker 3>It really truly is.

1719
01:20:02.960 --> 01:20:07.479
<v Speaker 2>The Awkwinet Corporation, while doing a solid for for our looks,

1720
01:20:07.680 --> 01:20:09.720
<v Speaker 2>really really fucks the earth.

1721
01:20:10.279 --> 01:20:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Amy walks over to Ron.

1722
01:20:11.640 --> 01:20:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Remember the two of them were bickering, and she proposes

1723
01:20:14.199 --> 01:20:17.000
<v Speaker 1>a truce and he agrees, and she shakes his hand

1724
01:20:17.000 --> 01:20:20.319
<v Speaker 1>with an enormous pile of like disgusting goo in hers

1725
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:22.800
<v Speaker 1>and kind of like smiles like, ah, gotcha, and and

1726
01:20:22.840 --> 01:20:26.159
<v Speaker 1>he kind of smiles back. They figure they're about halfway home,

1727
01:20:26.279 --> 01:20:28.000
<v Speaker 1>and they head off again through the lawn.

1728
01:20:28.479 --> 01:20:31.399
<v Speaker 2>They start to comment about how hungry they are. Actually

1729
01:20:31.439 --> 01:20:33.239
<v Speaker 2>they're talking about the foods they would want. I wish

1730
01:20:33.239 --> 01:20:35.039
<v Speaker 2>I'd written it down because I was like, none of

1731
01:20:35.039 --> 01:20:37.239
<v Speaker 2>you are saying pizza. I would have expected pizza.

1732
01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:39.319
<v Speaker 1>And it's a corn dog and an ice cream sunday,

1733
01:20:39.359 --> 01:20:40.760
<v Speaker 1>I think are the two things that come up.

1734
01:20:41.079 --> 01:20:46.159
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, the idea of like a twenty foot corn dog

1735
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:51.960
<v Speaker 2>sounds so good to me. Oh, just bury myself inside

1736
01:20:52.000 --> 01:20:54.680
<v Speaker 2>that burrow my way through to the other side.

1737
01:20:54.720 --> 01:20:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Like in a worm and an apple like that.

1738
01:20:57.880 --> 01:21:03.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, actually sounds pretty goddamn good. Not gonna lie, all right,

1739
01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:06.720
<v Speaker 2>I love a corn dog. Apparently, just as there's like

1740
01:21:06.800 --> 01:21:10.840
<v Speaker 2>really getting hungry, they see one of Nick's oatmeal cream

1741
01:21:10.880 --> 01:21:14.079
<v Speaker 2>pies left in the yard. They start to eat. They like,

1742
01:21:14.159 --> 01:21:18.319
<v Speaker 2>grab giant handfuls of cookie and of cream, And just

1743
01:21:18.359 --> 01:21:20.119
<v Speaker 2>like my Ma Mara, Nick's the only one who does

1744
01:21:20.119 --> 01:21:22.840
<v Speaker 2>it properly where he gets both cookies and cream, yes,

1745
01:21:22.920 --> 01:21:24.680
<v Speaker 2>some others, one on top of the other and then

1746
01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:27.760
<v Speaker 2>starts to eat it because Nick is a gentleman, that's right.

1747
01:21:28.000 --> 01:21:31.880
<v Speaker 2>They immediately are confronted by an ant. They all dive

1748
01:21:32.079 --> 01:21:34.920
<v Speaker 2>for cover because they're terrified. But then Nick is like,

1749
01:21:35.079 --> 01:21:37.520
<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, it's just a baby ant. It can't

1750
01:21:37.600 --> 01:21:40.600
<v Speaker 2>hurt us, or it won't hurt us, and we can

1751
01:21:40.720 --> 01:21:43.319
<v Speaker 2>ride it home. We can use it. They tame the

1752
01:21:43.399 --> 01:21:46.640
<v Speaker 2>ant through frankly brute force. They or they try to

1753
01:21:47.119 --> 01:21:49.479
<v Speaker 2>tame the ant. They try to break it like a horse.

1754
01:21:51.199 --> 01:21:53.680
<v Speaker 2>All the boys do anyway. They all take turns jumping

1755
01:21:53.720 --> 01:21:56.039
<v Speaker 2>on it, trying to ride it like it's like it's

1756
01:21:56.079 --> 01:21:59.720
<v Speaker 2>a bucking bronco. Amy is like stop, you're gonna hurt yourselves,

1757
01:21:59.800 --> 01:22:03.039
<v Speaker 2>and the aunt just stop. She manages to calm it

1758
01:22:03.119 --> 01:22:05.600
<v Speaker 2>down by holding out a piece of the oatmeal cookie.

1759
01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:09.680
<v Speaker 2>The aunt follows Amy around like a puppy, and it's like, oh,

1760
01:22:10.079 --> 01:22:13.319
<v Speaker 2>if they treat it with respect, it will treat them

1761
01:22:13.319 --> 01:22:14.199
<v Speaker 2>with respect back.

1762
01:22:14.359 --> 01:22:17.760
<v Speaker 1>So they rig up a sled and Ron rides Auntie

1763
01:22:17.800 --> 01:22:20.600
<v Speaker 1>they've named him Auntie, like a horse, while holding a

1764
01:22:20.640 --> 01:22:22.159
<v Speaker 1>bit of the cookie out in front of him on

1765
01:22:22.239 --> 01:22:24.000
<v Speaker 1>like a fishing rod to keep him moving in the

1766
01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:24.600
<v Speaker 1>right direction.

1767
01:22:25.079 --> 01:22:27.920
<v Speaker 2>These kids are so goddamn.

1768
01:22:27.520 --> 01:22:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Smart, innovative, innovative problem solvers. As they go they start

1769
01:22:32.159 --> 01:22:34.560
<v Speaker 1>to talk again. Amy hopes that maybe she'll still have

1770
01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:36.720
<v Speaker 1>time to go to the mall, but then with like

1771
01:22:36.800 --> 01:22:39.680
<v Speaker 1>a sideways glance at Russ, she's like, to meet my

1772
01:22:39.720 --> 01:22:42.159
<v Speaker 1>girlfriend Patty or whatever her name is. She doesn't mention

1773
01:22:42.239 --> 01:22:45.039
<v Speaker 1>this Paul character that we were talking about earlier. Yes,

1774
01:22:45.439 --> 01:22:47.680
<v Speaker 1>and Russ is like, I wrote Girls on Film about.

1775
01:22:47.479 --> 01:22:55.000
<v Speaker 2>You, Diane. That's Amy and Nick's mom arrives home to

1776
01:22:55.000 --> 01:22:58.000
<v Speaker 2>see a police car at the Thompson's house. She takes

1777
01:22:58.039 --> 01:23:00.680
<v Speaker 2>their cue and she calls the cops because she doesn't

1778
01:23:00.720 --> 01:23:02.079
<v Speaker 2>know why the cops are there. But she's like, you

1779
01:23:02.079 --> 01:23:03.840
<v Speaker 2>know what, I should call the police. That's a really

1780
01:23:03.880 --> 01:23:08.079
<v Speaker 2>good idea. Meanwhile, back at the Thompsons, would you believe

1781
01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:14.239
<v Speaker 2>what you believe? Paul? That Russell does not communicate well

1782
01:23:14.279 --> 01:23:15.399
<v Speaker 2>with his horny.

1783
01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Twist whist.

1784
01:23:20.199 --> 01:23:22.800
<v Speaker 2>There's a funny moment here. They're showing them pictures of

1785
01:23:22.840 --> 01:23:26.439
<v Speaker 2>the kids, and as they're saying, like, our kids are happy,

1786
01:23:26.479 --> 01:23:28.680
<v Speaker 2>they're great kids, they love us, But the kids are

1787
01:23:28.720 --> 01:23:32.279
<v Speaker 2>frowning in both pictures. It's miserable, and at some point

1788
01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:35.000
<v Speaker 2>May is trying to de escalate the situation and she

1789
01:23:35.119 --> 01:23:38.000
<v Speaker 2>accidentally lets it slip that Russ wasn't cut from the

1790
01:23:38.000 --> 01:23:40.680
<v Speaker 2>football team. He quit the team, which, of course, now

1791
01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:42.840
<v Speaker 2>that's all Russell cares about, more than more than the

1792
01:23:42.880 --> 01:23:43.439
<v Speaker 2>missing kids.

1793
01:23:43.439 --> 01:23:46.680
<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, we cut to the Zelenski house too.

1794
01:23:46.720 --> 01:23:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Somewhat to his credit, Wayne does not waste time in

1795
01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:53.960
<v Speaker 1>telling Diane that his shrink ray works, and she's initially thrilled,

1796
01:23:54.000 --> 01:23:55.760
<v Speaker 1>and then he tells her the rest of the story

1797
01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:57.920
<v Speaker 1>as to what how he figured all of this out.

1798
01:23:58.600 --> 01:24:01.239
<v Speaker 1>The doorbell rings when the same cops show up to

1799
01:24:01.239 --> 01:24:03.520
<v Speaker 1>respond to Diane's call, because remember she called the police

1800
01:24:03.560 --> 01:24:04.920
<v Speaker 1>when she saw them at the Thompson's house, is like,

1801
01:24:05.000 --> 01:24:08.520
<v Speaker 1>good idea. Wayne is like, oh no, there must be

1802
01:24:08.520 --> 01:24:11.199
<v Speaker 1>a mistake. Our kids are in the backyard and behind him,

1803
01:24:11.520 --> 01:24:12.439
<v Speaker 1>Diane just faints.

1804
01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:13.039
<v Speaker 3>Get away.

1805
01:24:13.319 --> 01:24:15.720
<v Speaker 1>The cops are like huh, and He's like everything's fine

1806
01:24:15.720 --> 01:24:18.319
<v Speaker 1>and closes the door. Not suspicious at all.

1807
01:24:18.640 --> 01:24:22.279
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, the kids and Antie are getting tired. Ron's like,

1808
01:24:22.399 --> 01:24:24.640
<v Speaker 2>we need to stop. She's tired, she needs a break,

1809
01:24:24.680 --> 01:24:27.399
<v Speaker 2>she needs some food and water. They decide, actually, in

1810
01:24:27.399 --> 01:24:29.960
<v Speaker 2>a very magnanimous gesture, they should just let Antie go.

1811
01:24:30.119 --> 01:24:33.399
<v Speaker 2>They should stop like harnessing this ant. So they take

1812
01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:36.159
<v Speaker 2>the saddle, the Jerry Riggs saddle off of the ant.

1813
01:24:36.560 --> 01:24:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Ron takes the big piece of cookie that he's been

1814
01:24:38.600 --> 01:24:40.840
<v Speaker 2>using as like a carrot on a stick to guide

1815
01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:43.319
<v Speaker 2>the ant, and he gives it to Antie to eat.

1816
01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Auntie is so happy to have these new friends that

1817
01:24:47.479 --> 01:24:51.000
<v Speaker 2>she refuses to leave. She's affectionate. She's got Stockholm syndrome

1818
01:24:51.319 --> 01:24:52.079
<v Speaker 2>for her captors.

1819
01:24:52.199 --> 01:24:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Her captors, no, this is my family, now I belong

1820
01:24:54.560 --> 01:24:54.800
<v Speaker 3>with you.

1821
01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:59.359
<v Speaker 2>The movie has made the decision. It's an giant animatronic ant. Yeah,

1822
01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:03.279
<v Speaker 2>that sh fuckingly they have somehow managed to make look adorable. Yep,

1823
01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:05.960
<v Speaker 2>because it's got giant giant eyes. I think that's what

1824
01:25:06.000 --> 01:25:07.680
<v Speaker 2>it is. You give anything big eyes, it's going to

1825
01:25:07.720 --> 01:25:08.319
<v Speaker 2>look adorable.

1826
01:25:08.359 --> 01:25:10.640
<v Speaker 3>I think it's also the noises because it's almost like purring.

1827
01:25:10.960 --> 01:25:11.720
<v Speaker 2>It's gizmo.

1828
01:25:12.039 --> 01:25:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1829
01:25:13.399 --> 01:25:17.880
<v Speaker 2>This movie posits that ants make the sound that Gizmo makesmlins.

1830
01:25:19.600 --> 01:25:22.239
<v Speaker 2>It's like a gurgling, like a childish gurgling and purring

1831
01:25:22.319 --> 01:25:25.079
<v Speaker 2>at the same time. So Antie just starts following them.

1832
01:25:25.119 --> 01:25:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Around as they continue their journey on foot, and Erica

1833
01:25:27.960 --> 01:25:28.920
<v Speaker 2>falls in love.

1834
01:25:29.159 --> 01:25:30.800
<v Speaker 3>As you should, as America does.

1835
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Frankly, night falls as Diane and Wayne hunt through the

1836
01:25:35.319 --> 01:25:38.119
<v Speaker 1>yard on the scale, so they're now balancing each other

1837
01:25:38.239 --> 01:25:42.920
<v Speaker 1>on that scale contraption that Wayne set up. Russell steps

1838
01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:45.840
<v Speaker 1>outside for a cigarette and he just sees the two

1839
01:25:45.840 --> 01:25:48.399
<v Speaker 1>of them and he's so weird it out. He flicks

1840
01:25:48.439 --> 01:25:52.520
<v Speaker 1>the burnt cigarette into the Zelensky yard. The kids run

1841
01:25:52.560 --> 01:25:55.279
<v Speaker 1>into it, and the Thompson boys have a solemn moment

1842
01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:57.960
<v Speaker 1>because they think about how their father only smokes when

1843
01:25:58.000 --> 01:26:01.079
<v Speaker 1>he's really really worried about something. The Zolensky kids are

1844
01:26:01.119 --> 01:26:04.039
<v Speaker 1>never concerned that their parents don't care about them, whereas

1845
01:26:04.199 --> 01:26:08.399
<v Speaker 1>the Thompson boys, from two different angles, think their father does.

1846
01:26:08.279 --> 01:26:08.920
<v Speaker 3>Not like them.

1847
01:26:09.159 --> 01:26:11.640
<v Speaker 2>It's a sweet moment between because it's also done kind

1848
01:26:11.680 --> 01:26:12.439
<v Speaker 2>of wordlessly.

1849
01:26:12.680 --> 01:26:12.880
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

1850
01:26:13.239 --> 01:26:15.520
<v Speaker 1>They realize they can use the burnt cigarette to make

1851
01:26:15.560 --> 01:26:17.359
<v Speaker 1>torches so they can continue walking.

1852
01:26:17.600 --> 01:26:19.520
<v Speaker 3>As night falls, they don't have to like just hole

1853
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:20.319
<v Speaker 3>up immediately.

1854
01:26:20.920 --> 01:26:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Diane says, Listen, Wayne, we got to tell the Thompson's

1855
01:26:23.960 --> 01:26:26.920
<v Speaker 2>what happens to their kids because they're worried. They're concerned

1856
01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:29.680
<v Speaker 2>and at least we know what happened, right.

1857
01:26:29.960 --> 01:26:31.319
<v Speaker 3>Can I indrop you for one second?

1858
01:26:31.600 --> 01:26:33.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because she does say that and all of this

1859
01:26:33.680 --> 01:26:38.159
<v Speaker 1>is this is basically fair, but she decides to punctuate it.

1860
01:26:38.199 --> 01:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>But like by like they're on this, this contraption, she

1861
01:26:41.920 --> 01:26:45.920
<v Speaker 1>just pulls the release, sending each of them full body

1862
01:26:46.039 --> 01:26:51.439
<v Speaker 1>slamming into the lawn that they have they have meticulously

1863
01:26:51.520 --> 01:26:54.239
<v Speaker 1>been trying to avoid. This would have sent an earthquake

1864
01:26:54.319 --> 01:26:56.279
<v Speaker 1>to those kids that both all of them would be

1865
01:26:56.319 --> 01:26:58.479
<v Speaker 1>dead at this point if they weren't crushed.

1866
01:26:58.279 --> 01:27:01.880
<v Speaker 2>The amount of times these kids should have, So we

1867
01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:06.359
<v Speaker 2>smash cut to the four adults in Wayne's lab. This

1868
01:27:06.399 --> 01:27:08.840
<v Speaker 2>is a very good scene because now you get Matt

1869
01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Frewer and Rick moranis getting to play off of each

1870
01:27:11.359 --> 01:27:14.159
<v Speaker 2>other and they're both very very funny. He's like what

1871
01:27:14.359 --> 01:27:16.479
<v Speaker 2>is this and he's like, it's a shrink ray. He's like,

1872
01:27:16.560 --> 01:27:20.840
<v Speaker 2>explain yourself. He's like, well, everything consists of both adams

1873
01:27:20.880 --> 01:27:24.279
<v Speaker 2>and empty matter. What this thing does is it correlates

1874
01:27:24.319 --> 01:27:27.800
<v Speaker 2>the small matter. And he's like, no, in real words,

1875
01:27:28.159 --> 01:27:32.720
<v Speaker 2>what is happening? And the Thompsons are understandably quite upset.

1876
01:27:33.279 --> 01:27:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Russell storms out because he is pissed. He really doesn't

1877
01:27:36.720 --> 01:27:39.199
<v Speaker 2>believe them. May I think actually does believe them. But

1878
01:27:39.279 --> 01:27:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Russell is like, the kids are just out there. He's

1879
01:27:41.920 --> 01:27:44.439
<v Speaker 2>in denial. The kids are somewhere. We're gonna find them.

1880
01:27:44.840 --> 01:27:47.920
<v Speaker 2>They storm out, and Wayne Durns to Diana goes, I

1881
01:27:47.960 --> 01:27:50.960
<v Speaker 2>think that went pretty well, excellent, and.

1882
01:27:50.960 --> 01:27:52.680
<v Speaker 3>Diane goes, we should have them over more often.

1883
01:27:54.640 --> 01:27:56.600
<v Speaker 1>There is but like we were just remember we were

1884
01:27:56.600 --> 01:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>talking about how Matt Frewer always softens like he had.

1885
01:27:58.800 --> 01:28:00.680
<v Speaker 1>They cut to the They cut to the Thompson house.

1886
01:28:00.680 --> 01:28:02.479
<v Speaker 1>He's on the phone with the police, and then afterwards

1887
01:28:02.840 --> 01:28:05.800
<v Speaker 1>May is just like gazing out into the lawn next door,

1888
01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:08.039
<v Speaker 1>and he comes over and he turns on the light

1889
01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:10.239
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, I thought you didn't believe them, and

1890
01:28:10.239 --> 01:28:13.359
<v Speaker 1>he goes, electricity's cheap. So he's like he doesn't believe them,

1891
01:28:13.359 --> 01:28:15.479
<v Speaker 1>but he like he he's leaving a light on for.

1892
01:28:15.439 --> 01:28:17.600
<v Speaker 3>His boys just in case. Yeah.

1893
01:28:17.760 --> 01:28:19.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we cut to the kids. They find a

1894
01:28:19.880 --> 01:28:22.800
<v Speaker 1>lego in the yard that's turned on its side, which

1895
01:28:22.840 --> 01:28:25.960
<v Speaker 1>means it provides like two sleeping compartments, because you know

1896
01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:28.439
<v Speaker 1>the bottom of the legos have those like cylindrical hollow

1897
01:28:28.439 --> 01:28:30.079
<v Speaker 1>spaces in Tokyo.

1898
01:28:30.199 --> 01:28:31.960
<v Speaker 2>You would spend two hundred dollars a night on this.

1899
01:28:32.119 --> 01:28:35.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay, The younger boys climb into the top bunk for

1900
01:28:35.319 --> 01:28:37.960
<v Speaker 1>lack of a better term, and then Russ is like,

1901
01:28:38.039 --> 01:28:40.960
<v Speaker 1>you take the bottom on Amy, I'll sleep on the ground,

1902
01:28:41.000 --> 01:28:41.960
<v Speaker 1>and she's like are you sure.

1903
01:28:42.000 --> 01:28:42.520
<v Speaker 3>He's like yeah.

1904
01:28:42.640 --> 01:28:44.680
<v Speaker 1>She's like, you think the boys will be warm enough?

1905
01:28:44.720 --> 01:28:46.760
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, yeah, they'll be fine. And then he

1906
01:28:46.760 --> 01:28:48.520
<v Speaker 1>turns around. He looks at her and he's like, will

1907
01:28:48.520 --> 01:28:50.880
<v Speaker 1>you be warm enough? And she kind of gets this

1908
01:28:50.960 --> 01:28:54.000
<v Speaker 1>like little starry eyed expression on her face and he's like,

1909
01:28:54.000 --> 01:28:55.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, this is no ordinary world, girl.

1910
01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:02.800
<v Speaker 2>I love that you brought so much to Duram Duran

1911
01:29:02.960 --> 01:29:06.159
<v Speaker 2>backstory to this I'm living. Uh.

1912
01:29:06.399 --> 01:29:09.600
<v Speaker 1>So we go to Diane and Wayne on the porch.

1913
01:29:09.880 --> 01:29:12.079
<v Speaker 1>Wayne says, this is all my fault. I should have

1914
01:29:12.079 --> 01:29:15.319
<v Speaker 1>been more careful. I'm sorry, and Diane says, you know,

1915
01:29:15.359 --> 01:29:17.800
<v Speaker 1>the only important thing is that we get our family

1916
01:29:17.880 --> 01:29:20.439
<v Speaker 1>back together. These two are acting now as if they've

1917
01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:24.439
<v Speaker 1>had some enormous like reconciliation that at.

1918
01:29:24.279 --> 01:29:26.039
<v Speaker 2>One point she's like, hey, did you give those deskcrow

1919
01:29:26.079 --> 01:29:28.800
<v Speaker 2>papers people? And he's like no, and she's like that's it.

1920
01:29:29.159 --> 01:29:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Come out final Straw Camel's back broke.

1921
01:29:32.920 --> 01:29:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Wayne says, look there with the Thompson boys, they'll

1922
01:29:35.560 --> 01:29:38.439
<v Speaker 1>be fine, and Diane says that Amy alone in the

1923
01:29:38.520 --> 01:29:41.359
<v Speaker 1>dark with Russ is another thing that she's worried about.

1924
01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:45.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's a moving target here on Amy and Diane's

1925
01:29:45.359 --> 01:29:48.039
<v Speaker 2>relationship because at the beginning of the movie, we didn't

1926
01:29:48.039 --> 01:29:50.680
<v Speaker 2>talk about this because it doesn't matter. When she's on

1927
01:29:50.760 --> 01:29:53.640
<v Speaker 2>the phone with her mom, her mom is like, did

1928
01:29:53.720 --> 01:29:56.199
<v Speaker 2>Paul call? Did he ask you to the dance? And

1929
01:29:56.239 --> 01:29:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Amy's like, not yet, but I'm seeing him tonight, and

1930
01:29:58.560 --> 01:30:02.520
<v Speaker 2>she's like, good for you, honey, Okay, all very lovely,

1931
01:30:02.640 --> 01:30:05.039
<v Speaker 2>all very healthy. The fact that the daughter talks to

1932
01:30:05.079 --> 01:30:07.000
<v Speaker 2>her mom at all about the boy that she likes

1933
01:30:07.039 --> 01:30:11.399
<v Speaker 2>and there's not like a mom like very open, wonderful relationship.

1934
01:30:11.920 --> 01:30:15.279
<v Speaker 2>And now she's like, I don't like her out there

1935
01:30:15.319 --> 01:30:19.319
<v Speaker 2>all alone with that boy from next door, implying that

1936
01:30:19.359 --> 01:30:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Amy is some skink.

1937
01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:23.920
<v Speaker 3>Maybe she's worried that that that Russ is trash.

1938
01:30:24.159 --> 01:30:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Baby. No one worries about Russ, that's true. No way

1939
01:30:26.960 --> 01:30:33.239
<v Speaker 2>anyone looked at that Doe eyed sweet challow May and

1940
01:30:33.439 --> 01:30:35.000
<v Speaker 2>was like he's a predator.

1941
01:30:35.159 --> 01:30:37.119
<v Speaker 1>When I was in high school. One of my friends

1942
01:30:37.279 --> 01:30:39.159
<v Speaker 1>was not allowed to have boys over at her house

1943
01:30:39.640 --> 01:30:43.720
<v Speaker 1>except for me because her old school Italian father looked,

1944
01:30:43.760 --> 01:30:46.359
<v Speaker 1>took one look at me and was like, it's fine.

1945
01:30:50.359 --> 01:30:52.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why that line stuck in my crawl.

1946
01:30:52.239 --> 01:30:55.880
<v Speaker 2>When Diane's like, I'm worried about that boy and my girl, I.

1947
01:30:56.239 --> 01:30:58.960
<v Speaker 3>Also like, do you you think they're gonna fuck? Now?

1948
01:30:59.680 --> 01:31:00.960
<v Speaker 2>That's a big they have.

1949
01:31:01.399 --> 01:31:04.319
<v Speaker 3>If you'll excuse the expression bigger problems.

1950
01:31:07.279 --> 01:31:10.399
<v Speaker 2>First of all, statistically speaking, they're dead.

1951
01:31:10.600 --> 01:31:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if we're gonna put money on it, they're all dead.

1952
01:31:14.960 --> 01:31:17.000
<v Speaker 2>They died hours ago.

1953
01:31:22.520 --> 01:31:24.800
<v Speaker 1>And if they're not dead, for God's sake, let them

1954
01:31:24.800 --> 01:31:26.359
<v Speaker 1>have a couple moments of happiness.

1955
01:31:26.680 --> 01:31:29.159
<v Speaker 2>It's not a fucking romantic situation they're in and they're

1956
01:31:29.239 --> 01:31:32.680
<v Speaker 2>with their kid brothers also dead, dead, everyone died.

1957
01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:36.199
<v Speaker 1>It almost feels like them trying to put this puritanical

1958
01:31:37.079 --> 01:31:40.520
<v Speaker 1>thing in the movie. That is, it's like, why would

1959
01:31:40.560 --> 01:31:42.960
<v Speaker 1>she be Of all the things she'd be worried about,

1960
01:31:43.319 --> 01:31:48.439
<v Speaker 1>that would be number I don't know, eighteen thousand. I'm

1961
01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:51.039
<v Speaker 1>on the list of like, if this was a real situation,

1962
01:31:51.239 --> 01:31:52.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh but what if she has sex?

1963
01:31:53.319 --> 01:31:55.920
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, if she makes it back cool.

1964
01:31:56.840 --> 01:32:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Right. So meanwhile, we cut back to Rust and Amy

1965
01:32:00.840 --> 01:32:04.359
<v Speaker 2>and they are still flirting adorably at each other. Chastley,

1966
01:32:04.479 --> 01:32:07.399
<v Speaker 2>I should mention, yeah, because this movie is a PG theory,

1967
01:32:07.520 --> 01:32:09.039
<v Speaker 2>and I don't even think it's PG. I think it's

1968
01:32:09.079 --> 01:32:12.880
<v Speaker 2>G I think it's general. I think it's really I guess.

1969
01:32:12.680 --> 01:32:15.159
<v Speaker 3>Because it's scary to liten cigarettes.

1970
01:32:15.199 --> 01:32:18.920
<v Speaker 2>I think, oh, the smoking so much worse than sex,

1971
01:32:19.039 --> 01:32:23.560
<v Speaker 2>so much actually, genuinely, so much worse for you than sex.

1972
01:32:25.600 --> 01:32:27.720
<v Speaker 2>So Amy asks him why he's never stopped by the

1973
01:32:27.720 --> 01:32:29.520
<v Speaker 2>house before. She's like, well, how come you never really

1974
01:32:29.520 --> 01:32:31.840
<v Speaker 2>talk to me? And he kind of shyly says that

1975
01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:35.199
<v Speaker 2>she was too popular to notice him. I'm nobody and

1976
01:32:35.239 --> 01:32:37.840
<v Speaker 2>this is probably really stupid, and then she goes, no, no,

1977
01:32:38.239 --> 01:32:44.079
<v Speaker 2>you're right, which is so good. She's like, you're absolutely right.

1978
01:32:44.159 --> 01:32:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I was too popular. I did not notice you, and

1979
01:32:46.600 --> 01:32:49.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, and she says that she notices him now,

1980
01:32:49.560 --> 01:32:52.479
<v Speaker 2>and then the two of them kiss. Luckily, for Diane

1981
01:32:52.600 --> 01:32:58.479
<v Speaker 2>the non stop trained to teen pregnancy, it's interrupted by

1982
01:32:58.520 --> 01:33:04.239
<v Speaker 2>the arrival of a very scary and aggressive scorpion. Luckily,

1983
01:33:04.319 --> 01:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I gotta breathe, I gotta breathe through.

1984
01:33:07.760 --> 01:33:08.479
<v Speaker 3>You can do a girl.

1985
01:33:08.560 --> 01:33:11.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm with you too good for this world. Auntie is

1986
01:33:11.079 --> 01:33:13.720
<v Speaker 2>there to save the day. Remember Auntie is a baby

1987
01:33:13.920 --> 01:33:17.479
<v Speaker 2>ant It is so loyal and brave and noble. This

1988
01:33:17.520 --> 01:33:20.640
<v Speaker 2>creature is Anti, the best kid. Antie is the best everything.

1989
01:33:21.680 --> 01:33:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Antie for President. Antie pulls the scorpion away, and Anti

1990
01:33:26.199 --> 01:33:28.399
<v Speaker 2>and the scorpions start fighting. And now it's a little

1991
01:33:28.399 --> 01:33:31.359
<v Speaker 2>bit of a silly animatronic puppet fight, which it looks

1992
01:33:31.359 --> 01:33:32.720
<v Speaker 2>a little bit like did you ever see Land of

1993
01:33:32.720 --> 01:33:34.720
<v Speaker 2>the Loss when you were a kid? I didn't that

1994
01:33:34.760 --> 01:33:37.079
<v Speaker 2>show from the seventies. Kid, that's a little Land of

1995
01:33:37.119 --> 01:33:37.560
<v Speaker 2>the Loss?

1996
01:33:37.640 --> 01:33:37.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

1997
01:33:39.159 --> 01:33:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Some of the kids try to run, and Ron is like, no,

1998
01:33:42.039 --> 01:33:43.560
<v Speaker 2>we got to help our friend. We got to help

1999
01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:46.199
<v Speaker 2>our friends. So they start to grab sticks and anything

2000
01:33:46.239 --> 01:33:49.279
<v Speaker 2>they could find, and they attack the scorpion. I have

2001
01:33:49.279 --> 01:33:51.079
<v Speaker 2>one of the kids, I can't remember who it might be.

2002
01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:55.399
<v Speaker 2>Russ like throws his stick like a javelin and it

2003
01:33:55.640 --> 01:33:59.760
<v Speaker 2>stabs the scorpion in its head. The scorpion does not die,

2004
01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:03.680
<v Speaker 2>and it stumbles away all like days in confused, and

2005
01:34:03.720 --> 01:34:08.159
<v Speaker 2>the kids go back to Auntie to find she it.

2006
01:34:08.520 --> 01:34:13.039
<v Speaker 2>Auntie is like, goodbye.

2007
01:34:12.720 --> 01:34:19.520
<v Speaker 1>My friends, remember me, I deserved more than a slow

2008
01:34:19.600 --> 01:34:20.720
<v Speaker 1>death by poison.

2009
01:34:20.960 --> 01:34:27.760
<v Speaker 2>My heroism is being unrewarded. Perhaps in the next world

2010
01:34:28.319 --> 01:34:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I will be a king and sit atop a cream

2011
01:34:31.399 --> 01:34:33.119
<v Speaker 2>pie throne.

2012
01:34:34.479 --> 01:34:36.039
<v Speaker 3>We can hope Auntie deserves it.

2013
01:34:36.239 --> 01:34:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ Paul, I was so upset last night watching

2014
01:34:39.319 --> 01:34:43.159
<v Speaker 2>this movie when that fucking aunt dies, I was crushed.

2015
01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:43.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

2016
01:34:43.760 --> 01:34:47.079
<v Speaker 2>Ron weeps, as do we all at the death of his.

2017
01:34:46.960 --> 01:34:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Friend, and his older brother reaches out and takes Amy's

2018
01:34:50.880 --> 01:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>hand and he's like, I got a great idea for

2019
01:34:52.680 --> 01:34:53.079
<v Speaker 1>a song.

2020
01:34:53.119 --> 01:34:59.520
<v Speaker 3>It's called of you to a kill. Haha. I think

2021
01:34:59.560 --> 01:35:01.239
<v Speaker 3>about I think it's all the dreador and I have

2022
01:35:01.319 --> 01:35:02.119
<v Speaker 3>on top of my head.

2023
01:35:04.079 --> 01:35:06.680
<v Speaker 2>It's an amazing amount of durander. I'm very proud of you.

2024
01:35:06.840 --> 01:35:09.840
<v Speaker 3>Thank you all right.

2025
01:35:10.000 --> 01:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>So day dawns over the Zelensky house. Wayne is hard

2026
01:35:13.960 --> 01:35:17.159
<v Speaker 1>at work repairing his shrink ray. The kids wake up.

2027
01:35:17.239 --> 01:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>They're in the lego just as Tommy. Remember Tommy, the

2028
01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:22.840
<v Speaker 1>kid who can't skateboard from earlier, who was supposed to

2029
01:35:22.880 --> 01:35:26.520
<v Speaker 1>mow the lawn yesterday. Tommy arrives eager to get to

2030
01:35:26.560 --> 01:35:30.720
<v Speaker 1>the lawnmowing. He starts the machine and the kids feel

2031
01:35:30.760 --> 01:35:34.119
<v Speaker 1>the earth start to shake. They realize what's happening. They

2032
01:35:34.159 --> 01:35:37.199
<v Speaker 1>flee through the yard. They eventually find a wormhole to

2033
01:35:37.239 --> 01:35:39.439
<v Speaker 1>retreat into. This is an actual earth wormhole, not one

2034
01:35:39.439 --> 01:35:40.840
<v Speaker 1>of those things that happens in science fiction.

2035
01:35:40.960 --> 01:35:41.079
<v Speaker 2>Right.

2036
01:35:41.119 --> 01:35:44.600
<v Speaker 1>They go through a wormhole into a wormhole in the earth. Meanwhile,

2037
01:35:44.720 --> 01:35:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Wayne and Diane hear the noise. They realize what's happening.

2038
01:35:48.079 --> 01:35:51.359
<v Speaker 1>They rush downstairs to stop Tommy, but they're afraid to

2039
01:35:51.399 --> 01:35:54.000
<v Speaker 1>step on the grass, so they're standing on the back

2040
01:35:54.079 --> 01:35:57.920
<v Speaker 1>porch yelling Tommy, Tommy. So Tommy turns around, he looks

2041
01:35:57.960 --> 01:36:02.520
<v Speaker 1>at them, and the lawnmower stops moving. It doesn't stop mowing,

2042
01:36:02.920 --> 01:36:04.399
<v Speaker 1>it stops moving.

2043
01:36:04.720 --> 01:36:06.640
<v Speaker 2>I guess he hit an off switch.

2044
01:36:07.039 --> 01:36:09.319
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. None of this. What's about to happen

2045
01:36:09.399 --> 01:36:10.399
<v Speaker 3>does not make sense.

2046
01:36:10.640 --> 01:36:14.880
<v Speaker 2>The mower has unfortunately stopped directly over the wormhole entrance

2047
01:36:14.920 --> 01:36:18.039
<v Speaker 2>that the kids are now hiding in. Nick is unfortunately

2048
01:36:18.199 --> 01:36:21.479
<v Speaker 2>sucked up by the motor. Each kid grabs onto the

2049
01:36:21.520 --> 01:36:24.079
<v Speaker 2>like the one above them in this like tunnel that

2050
01:36:24.119 --> 01:36:27.279
<v Speaker 2>they're in, creating a human ladder in an attempt to

2051
01:36:27.319 --> 01:36:29.399
<v Speaker 2>save Nick from a grisly.

2052
01:36:29.720 --> 01:36:33.720
<v Speaker 3>Vivisecting guest from being chunked like that Shark and.

2053
01:36:33.760 --> 01:36:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Jaws from coming undone dad alas they are not strong

2054
01:36:41.119 --> 01:36:44.119
<v Speaker 2>enough and they all fly up into the blades, which

2055
01:36:44.199 --> 01:36:49.000
<v Speaker 2>don't dice them like garlic and instead just miraculously spits

2056
01:36:49.079 --> 01:36:50.239
<v Speaker 2>them out into the lawn.

2057
01:36:50.520 --> 01:36:51.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand this.

2058
01:36:52.039 --> 01:36:54.319
<v Speaker 2>I e me either, you know what. I'm not a

2059
01:36:54.319 --> 01:36:56.920
<v Speaker 2>lot mower expert. A lot of people think that about me,

2060
01:36:57.199 --> 01:36:58.680
<v Speaker 2>but I'm just not. It's not gonna move on.

2061
01:36:58.800 --> 01:37:00.359
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna move on. That's what happened.

2062
01:37:00.479 --> 01:37:03.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna question this. Diane and Wayne are like,

2063
01:37:03.560 --> 01:37:06.279
<v Speaker 2>good boy, Tommy, go home, but go through the house.

2064
01:37:06.319 --> 01:37:09.239
<v Speaker 2>It's safer. And Tommy says the line of the movie,

2065
01:37:09.279 --> 01:37:12.479
<v Speaker 2>He's like weird family and then he keeps moving. Uh.

2066
01:37:12.680 --> 01:37:16.119
<v Speaker 1>The kids kind of come to after being briefly knocked out,

2067
01:37:16.399 --> 01:37:19.479
<v Speaker 1>just in time to grab a hold of who Quark

2068
01:37:20.039 --> 01:37:22.680
<v Speaker 1>because Quark is free again and he is looking for them.

2069
01:37:22.760 --> 01:37:26.119
<v Speaker 1>They grab a hold of Quark's nosehars as he sniffs

2070
01:37:26.119 --> 01:37:29.359
<v Speaker 1>them out in the lawn. He brings them inside. Where

2071
01:37:29.560 --> 01:37:33.520
<v Speaker 1>would you believe? Erica, Wayne and Diane are having a

2072
01:37:33.720 --> 01:37:38.640
<v Speaker 1>just very normal, not at all panicked breakfast of cheerios

2073
01:37:38.680 --> 01:37:39.640
<v Speaker 1>and orange juice.

2074
01:37:40.279 --> 01:37:42.000
<v Speaker 3>What what the fuck?

2075
01:37:42.760 --> 01:37:44.840
<v Speaker 2>What the actual fuck?

2076
01:37:45.159 --> 01:37:47.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if they had just actually decided the kids

2077
01:37:47.119 --> 01:37:49.159
<v Speaker 1>are dead, we've lost them, you have to move on,

2078
01:37:49.319 --> 01:37:50.520
<v Speaker 1>that would almost make.

2079
01:37:50.359 --> 01:37:55.399
<v Speaker 2>Sense if Diane was making funeral arrangements. Yeah, if Wayne

2080
01:37:55.439 --> 01:37:57.560
<v Speaker 2>was trying to figure out what the fuck they're gonna

2081
01:37:57.560 --> 01:38:02.960
<v Speaker 2>tell the authorities, the insurance company, the media, frankly because

2082
01:38:03.000 --> 01:38:05.960
<v Speaker 2>four kids disappearing in the suburbs. Yeah, there's a few

2083
01:38:05.960 --> 01:38:07.600
<v Speaker 2>of these in the movie. The first one I had

2084
01:38:07.640 --> 01:38:09.239
<v Speaker 2>is when the kids decided to go to sleep for

2085
01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:13.039
<v Speaker 2>the night in the first place. I'm like, you're almost home.

2086
01:38:13.399 --> 01:38:18.319
<v Speaker 2>Keep going, you have torches, Yeah, just keep going. Why

2087
01:38:18.359 --> 01:38:22.039
<v Speaker 2>are you stopping to sleep? How has the adrenaline of

2088
01:38:22.039 --> 01:38:24.760
<v Speaker 2>the day not sustained you through this? Then there's the

2089
01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:27.039
<v Speaker 2>piss This drove me insane?

2090
01:38:27.239 --> 01:38:29.600
<v Speaker 3>Insane? How can you even eat?

2091
01:38:30.319 --> 01:38:33.119
<v Speaker 2>How can you eat? Your kids have just been chunked

2092
01:38:33.479 --> 01:38:36.199
<v Speaker 2>by a fucking lawn mower.

2093
01:38:36.880 --> 01:38:40.199
<v Speaker 3>They've been minced like an onion by your robot.

2094
01:38:40.840 --> 01:38:45.680
<v Speaker 2>If they if they did not die twelve hours ago, yeah,

2095
01:38:45.760 --> 01:38:51.800
<v Speaker 2>they're dead now, and in the most violent her way.

2096
01:38:51.920 --> 01:38:53.760
<v Speaker 2>You know what, Cheerios.

2097
01:38:54.039 --> 01:38:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Cheerios part of this ballad's breakfast.

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01:38:57.119 --> 01:39:01.199
<v Speaker 2>This does it make any sense. But we're going.

2099
01:39:01.079 --> 01:39:02.319
<v Speaker 3>To press on.

2100
01:39:02.720 --> 01:39:06.159
<v Speaker 2>We're going to press on because we have to, frankly,

2101
01:39:06.439 --> 01:39:07.560
<v Speaker 2>just because we have to.

2102
01:39:07.760 --> 01:39:10.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we could stay on this for other ten minutes.

2103
01:39:11.079 --> 01:39:13.560
<v Speaker 2>What else could these parents be doing instead of looking

2104
01:39:13.600 --> 01:39:17.359
<v Speaker 2>at instead of mourning the deaths of their children, brushing

2105
01:39:17.399 --> 01:39:20.039
<v Speaker 2>their teeth, Yeah, paying their taxes.

2106
01:39:20.239 --> 01:39:21.880
<v Speaker 1>You're trying to have another kid, you guys, you got

2107
01:39:21.880 --> 01:39:23.119
<v Speaker 1>to replace them, right, I mean.

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01:39:23.000 --> 01:39:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we get upstairs, Diane. We we've got work

2109
01:39:25.800 --> 01:39:28.920
<v Speaker 2>to do. Lie back and think of the backyard, Diane.

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01:39:32.159 --> 01:39:36.079
<v Speaker 1>Quark jumps onto the table and yips at Wayne's face,

2111
01:39:36.680 --> 01:39:40.520
<v Speaker 1>sending Nick falling into his bowl of cheerios.

2112
01:39:41.720 --> 01:39:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, the other three kids jump off the dog, they

2113
01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:48.399
<v Speaker 2>leap onto the table, and they're screaming at Wayne to

2114
01:39:48.520 --> 01:39:53.680
<v Speaker 2>stop eating his delicious, delicious cheerios, while Nick dives under

2115
01:39:53.720 --> 01:39:57.920
<v Speaker 2>the milk to avoid being in the first light. He's

2116
01:39:57.960 --> 01:40:02.159
<v Speaker 2>trying to dive for his life. This scenario is so horrifying.

2117
01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:03.560
<v Speaker 3>This is really dark.

2118
01:40:06.560 --> 01:40:09.920
<v Speaker 1>This is like Titus Andronic is fucking dark dark.

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01:40:10.399 --> 01:40:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Honestly too, Cheerios If I was stress eating, cheerios would

2120
01:40:14.640 --> 01:40:16.000
<v Speaker 2>not be the thing I'd be stress eating.

2121
01:40:16.159 --> 01:40:18.279
<v Speaker 3>No, where are those fucking oatmeal cream pies.

2122
01:40:18.439 --> 01:40:22.039
<v Speaker 2>They're having a balanced, nutritious breakfast. These two. I would

2123
01:40:22.079 --> 01:40:25.720
<v Speaker 2>be just like sheet caking. Yes, he was my last

2124
01:40:25.840 --> 01:40:28.680
<v Speaker 2>day on Earth. I'd be like, where's the emergency sheet

2125
01:40:28.720 --> 01:40:32.880
<v Speaker 2>cake time? No time for forks, Diane. I'm sheet caking

2126
01:40:32.920 --> 01:40:36.600
<v Speaker 2>and just eat it with my hands. So eventually he

2127
01:40:36.680 --> 01:40:39.880
<v Speaker 2>does get Nick onto the spoon, and Nick is screaming

2128
01:40:39.880 --> 01:40:42.239
<v Speaker 2>at his dad. Stop stop. He's like using one of

2129
01:40:42.239 --> 01:40:46.039
<v Speaker 2>the cheerios as a life raft. Stop stop, stop and

2130
01:40:46.239 --> 01:40:49.479
<v Speaker 2>quark here's all of this. He intervenes. He bites Wayne

2131
01:40:49.520 --> 01:40:51.920
<v Speaker 2>on the heel. Wayne stops to look at the dog.

2132
01:40:52.000 --> 01:40:55.000
<v Speaker 2>He looks down at his spoon and sees his teeny

2133
01:40:55.319 --> 01:41:00.279
<v Speaker 2>tiny little son, his progeny. Yeah, swimming inside of a

2134
01:41:00.319 --> 01:41:02.680
<v Speaker 2>cereal spoon that he almost put inside of him.

2135
01:41:02.880 --> 01:41:06.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the sunny almost swallowed like Chronos in Greek mythology.

2136
01:41:06.359 --> 01:41:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Although at least Chronos swallowed them whole. That would have

2137
01:41:09.760 --> 01:41:11.239
<v Speaker 1>been That would have been a toothy doom.

2138
01:41:13.399 --> 01:41:17.479
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, not the way Wayne's eaten. Swallow them down, gulp,

2139
01:41:18.319 --> 01:41:19.520
<v Speaker 2>love these cheerios.

2140
01:41:20.319 --> 01:41:22.520
<v Speaker 1>So they realize the other kids are on the table,

2141
01:41:22.720 --> 01:41:25.399
<v Speaker 1>and we cut to the lab. We're all four adults,

2142
01:41:25.399 --> 01:41:28.640
<v Speaker 1>the Thompson's and the Zelenskis are trying to figure out

2143
01:41:28.680 --> 01:41:31.039
<v Speaker 1>how to make the shrink ray work because remember, it's

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01:41:31.079 --> 01:41:31.920
<v Speaker 1>not working again.

2145
01:41:32.119 --> 01:41:33.880
<v Speaker 3>The kids manage.

2146
01:41:33.560 --> 01:41:36.680
<v Speaker 1>To charade their way into the adults, realizing that the

2147
01:41:36.720 --> 01:41:40.319
<v Speaker 1>baseball is the key to making the shrink ray work. Honestly,

2148
01:41:40.479 --> 01:41:42.640
<v Speaker 1>this is very good charades played by the kids and

2149
01:41:42.960 --> 01:41:45.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot of stupidity from the adults. The second someone

2150
01:41:46.560 --> 01:41:49.920
<v Speaker 1>winds up and throws baseball is the absolute first thing

2151
01:41:49.920 --> 01:41:51.319
<v Speaker 1>that should come out of your mouth.

2152
01:41:51.399 --> 01:41:54.720
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, true, like the other kids doing a bat. Yeah,

2153
01:41:55.199 --> 01:41:58.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is obviously baseball, unless you're in England,

2154
01:41:58.319 --> 01:42:01.000
<v Speaker 2>it's cricket that other than that fucking baseball.

2155
01:42:01.279 --> 01:42:04.399
<v Speaker 1>Wayne realizes the baseball is the key to making the

2156
01:42:04.439 --> 01:42:07.560
<v Speaker 1>shrink ray work. I cannot be bothered to explain why,

2157
01:42:07.640 --> 01:42:11.119
<v Speaker 1>mostly because I genuinely don't understand the baseball is magic.

2158
01:42:11.439 --> 01:42:14.640
<v Speaker 2>It basically, the shrink ray needs a conduit to go

2159
01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:16.880
<v Speaker 2>through before it gets to its target so that it

2160
01:42:16.880 --> 01:42:18.119
<v Speaker 2>doesn't explode the target.

2161
01:42:18.359 --> 01:42:20.079
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but that's the.

2162
01:42:20.079 --> 01:42:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Science this movie is telling us. Remember Paul, we're in

2163
01:42:22.760 --> 01:42:23.680
<v Speaker 2>science months.

2164
01:42:23.600 --> 01:42:25.720
<v Speaker 3>Science mon age. Well, this is the science.

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01:42:25.840 --> 01:42:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just want to put it like, dot all

2166
01:42:27.560 --> 01:42:30.319
<v Speaker 2>my eyes, cross all my t's and make sure everyone

2167
01:42:30.399 --> 01:42:35.119
<v Speaker 2>understands the hardcore science that is sciencing in this deeply

2168
01:42:35.279 --> 01:42:36.279
<v Speaker 2>scientific film.

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01:42:36.359 --> 01:42:38.840
<v Speaker 1>If you are trying to make a shrink rate's not working,

2170
01:42:38.880 --> 01:42:40.399
<v Speaker 1>maybe try to send it through a baseball.

2171
01:42:40.560 --> 01:42:41.800
<v Speaker 3>Just try it. Yeah, you don't know.

2172
01:42:41.880 --> 01:42:42.399
<v Speaker 2>You're a hamster.

2173
01:42:42.520 --> 01:42:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why not?

2174
01:42:44.520 --> 01:42:47.359
<v Speaker 2>So basically, the shrink ray starts to work again thanks

2175
01:42:47.359 --> 01:42:50.760
<v Speaker 2>to the magic of the baseball, and they're like, great,

2176
01:42:51.039 --> 01:42:53.000
<v Speaker 2>let's do this. Let's start let's start using it on

2177
01:42:53.079 --> 01:42:57.359
<v Speaker 2>the kids, and Wrestle's like, whoa, Okay, hang on, everything

2178
01:42:57.359 --> 01:43:00.439
<v Speaker 2>else you've tried it on has exploded. Just because you

2179
01:43:00.479 --> 01:43:02.439
<v Speaker 2>say it works doesn't mean I believe you that it works.

2180
01:43:02.479 --> 01:43:05.279
<v Speaker 2>You gotta try it on another living thing. The dog

2181
01:43:05.399 --> 01:43:09.399
<v Speaker 2>immediately pieces out of the room. Excellent, excellent. Wayne volunteers himself.

2182
01:43:09.399 --> 01:43:10.920
<v Speaker 2>He's like, it's my shrink ray. I should be the

2183
01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:12.720
<v Speaker 2>one to do it, and everyone's like, well, that's a

2184
01:43:12.800 --> 01:43:15.439
<v Speaker 2>stupid idea. You're the only one who knows how to

2185
01:43:15.479 --> 01:43:18.000
<v Speaker 2>work the fucking thing, and Russell's like, no, it has

2186
01:43:18.079 --> 01:43:20.880
<v Speaker 2>to be me, obviously, it can't be one of the women.

2187
01:43:21.039 --> 01:43:21.840
<v Speaker 3>Can I just say?

2188
01:43:21.920 --> 01:43:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Everyone in this scene is wildly underworried about potentially like

2189
01:43:27.359 --> 01:43:31.600
<v Speaker 1>being covered with ragou a la Russell. Remember how much

2190
01:43:31.760 --> 01:43:35.000
<v Speaker 1>of that app that that apple became. Yes, this would

2191
01:43:35.000 --> 01:43:36.720
<v Speaker 1>have been this would have been a this would have

2192
01:43:36.760 --> 01:43:37.960
<v Speaker 1>been a grand guen awl.

2193
01:43:38.960 --> 01:43:42.319
<v Speaker 2>Yes, body part of epic epic proportions.

2194
01:43:42.399 --> 01:43:42.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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01:43:42.720 --> 01:43:47.079
<v Speaker 2>Also try it on one more thing. Like they went

2196
01:43:47.119 --> 01:43:52.159
<v Speaker 2>straight from exploding things to putting the baseball on the

2197
01:43:52.239 --> 01:43:54.800
<v Speaker 2>machine to Okay, let's shrink a human.

2198
01:43:54.840 --> 01:43:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Now try another inanimate object.

2199
01:43:57.760 --> 01:44:03.119
<v Speaker 2>One more thing, just one more please. So Wayne hits Russell. Russell,

2200
01:44:03.479 --> 01:44:06.520
<v Speaker 2>to his credit, looks properly terrified that he's about to

2201
01:44:06.560 --> 01:44:08.600
<v Speaker 2>get blown up. Wayne hits him with the shrink Ray

2202
01:44:08.680 --> 01:44:11.800
<v Speaker 2>and it works. Ray Great Russell exploded.

2203
01:44:13.479 --> 01:44:15.600
<v Speaker 3>It's surprising endy for a Disney movie.

2204
01:44:15.640 --> 01:44:17.880
<v Speaker 2>That was in the original in the original script, and

2205
01:44:17.960 --> 01:44:20.079
<v Speaker 2>then the studio was like, hell if we just had

2206
01:44:20.079 --> 01:44:20.840
<v Speaker 2>the aunt die.

2207
01:44:20.960 --> 01:44:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were trying to sell it to A twenty four,

2208
01:44:22.720 --> 01:44:24.640
<v Speaker 1>but once Disney bought it, they had to change the end.

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01:44:24.760 --> 01:44:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Ah. So not only does he get shrunk, they hit

2210
01:44:30.039 --> 01:44:32.439
<v Speaker 2>him again and he d shrinks. He grows up again

2211
01:44:32.520 --> 01:44:35.479
<v Speaker 2>into regular size Russell. They gather the kids in place.

2212
01:44:36.119 --> 01:44:38.399
<v Speaker 2>Russ asked Amy to the dance. He's like, before we

2213
01:44:38.439 --> 01:44:40.720
<v Speaker 2>get reblown up into our sizes, do you want to

2214
01:44:40.720 --> 01:44:42.399
<v Speaker 2>go to the dance with me on Friday? She says

2215
01:44:42.439 --> 01:44:46.039
<v Speaker 2>she'd love to, and they start to hold hands. Wayne

2216
01:44:46.199 --> 01:44:49.600
<v Speaker 2>d shrinks all four of the kids. There's much rejoicing.

2217
01:44:50.199 --> 01:44:53.159
<v Speaker 2>Russell even tells Russ that he is so proud of him.

2218
01:44:53.359 --> 01:44:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Good for you. Wayne and Russell shake hands.

2219
01:44:57.199 --> 01:45:00.479
<v Speaker 1>We cut to a dinner with an enormous turkey. Okay,

2220
01:45:00.560 --> 01:45:04.039
<v Speaker 1>this turkey is a giant turkey sex doll, right, it's gross.

2221
01:45:04.359 --> 01:45:06.279
<v Speaker 1>That is a sex doll. That is a blow up

2222
01:45:06.279 --> 01:45:10.840
<v Speaker 1>turkey sex doll for freaks. And I say freaks with affection.

2223
01:45:11.239 --> 01:45:14.840
<v Speaker 1>You do you You're not hurting anybody, God speed, Get

2224
01:45:14.880 --> 01:45:15.960
<v Speaker 1>down with your bad self.

2225
01:45:16.000 --> 01:45:16.960
<v Speaker 3>That is a sex doll.

2226
01:45:17.600 --> 01:45:19.680
<v Speaker 2>That is a sex doll for someone who likes to

2227
01:45:19.760 --> 01:45:22.560
<v Speaker 2>fist turkeys but legally is not allowed. Yeah, it is

2228
01:45:22.600 --> 01:45:24.760
<v Speaker 2>like if only there was a turkey that was dead,

2229
01:45:25.119 --> 01:45:27.720
<v Speaker 2>so that it wasn't Peter wouldn't come after me, were

2230
01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:31.119
<v Speaker 2>already dead and also big enough for me to fist. Yeah,

2231
01:45:31.119 --> 01:45:32.000
<v Speaker 2>that's exactly it.

2232
01:45:32.359 --> 01:45:35.359
<v Speaker 1>The adults are toasting too many more dinners together. The

2233
01:45:35.439 --> 01:45:38.079
<v Speaker 1>kids are drinking their milk, Amy and Russ play foot

2234
01:45:38.119 --> 01:45:41.239
<v Speaker 1>seat under the table, and Quark, the true hero of

2235
01:45:41.279 --> 01:45:44.560
<v Speaker 1>the film, the dog that should replace Superman's dog, should

2236
01:45:44.560 --> 01:45:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Superman's dog ever go on retirement, eats a giant milk

2237
01:45:48.319 --> 01:45:49.319
<v Speaker 1>bone under the table.

2238
01:45:49.920 --> 01:45:52.479
<v Speaker 3>End of movie. All right, so stick around.

2239
01:45:52.880 --> 01:45:55.159
<v Speaker 1>We will be right back after some commercials, and we'll

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01:45:55.159 --> 01:46:10.199
<v Speaker 1>bring you through our random observations and final rankings.

2241
01:46:06.680 --> 01:46:07.720
<v Speaker 3>And we're back.

2242
01:46:08.039 --> 01:46:11.119
<v Speaker 1>Erica, do you have any more little little pollen bits

2243
01:46:11.199 --> 01:46:12.960
<v Speaker 1>to sprinkle upon the listening audience?

2244
01:46:14.760 --> 01:46:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Everything else I have is a line from the movie

2245
01:46:17.000 --> 01:46:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, some of the lines I love, some lines

2246
01:46:19.600 --> 01:46:21.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't love. I'm gonna start with the line I.

2247
01:46:21.199 --> 01:46:22.159
<v Speaker 3>Don't love okay.

2248
01:46:22.920 --> 01:46:25.279
<v Speaker 2>About two thirds of the way three quarters of the

2249
01:46:25.319 --> 01:46:28.520
<v Speaker 2>way into the movie, Wayne is upstairs tinkering away on

2250
01:46:28.600 --> 01:46:31.000
<v Speaker 2>his machine, trying to fix it after the temper tantrum

2251
01:46:31.039 --> 01:46:34.079
<v Speaker 2>he threw, which no one yelled at him about. Nope,

2252
01:46:34.119 --> 01:46:38.640
<v Speaker 2>and he falls asleep. Diane comes upstairs. She looks tenderly

2253
01:46:39.119 --> 01:46:42.399
<v Speaker 2>lovingly at her husband, and she goes, I love you

2254
01:46:42.520 --> 01:46:47.439
<v Speaker 2>Wayne's Slazynski, whatever the fuck his name is. Yeah, Erica

2255
01:46:47.880 --> 01:46:49.199
<v Speaker 2>screams at the television.

2256
01:46:50.039 --> 01:46:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Not now, Diane, I had the exact same reaction.

2257
01:46:56.720 --> 01:46:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Why is he asleep? Yeah, I know why this is here,

2258
01:47:00.119 --> 01:47:03.119
<v Speaker 2>because according to the movie, these two have had some

2259
01:47:03.560 --> 01:47:10.039
<v Speaker 2>horrible marriage ending fights two days prior to this. That again,

2260
01:47:10.119 --> 01:47:12.880
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the movie does not address. There's not

2261
01:47:12.920 --> 01:47:15.800
<v Speaker 2>even any tension, so there's no need for her to

2262
01:47:15.840 --> 01:47:19.039
<v Speaker 2>like have a moment where she realizes that she just gosh,

2263
01:47:19.159 --> 01:47:20.600
<v Speaker 2>darn it, I just love.

2264
01:47:20.439 --> 01:47:22.560
<v Speaker 3>My just love that man of mine, just.

2265
01:47:22.640 --> 01:47:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Love my weirdo, mad scientist husband.

2266
01:47:25.880 --> 01:47:26.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

2267
01:47:26.359 --> 01:47:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't make any sense, and it makes her

2268
01:47:29.039 --> 01:47:30.279
<v Speaker 2>look insane.

2269
01:47:30.680 --> 01:47:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I agree, I one hundred percent degree. So we said

2270
01:47:35.520 --> 01:47:37.760
<v Speaker 1>the end of the movie was Quark eating the milkbone,

2271
01:47:37.760 --> 01:47:41.039
<v Speaker 1>which is not exactly correct. That should have been the

2272
01:47:41.119 --> 01:47:42.920
<v Speaker 1>end of the movie, But there's a little bit of

2273
01:47:42.960 --> 01:47:46.439
<v Speaker 1>a runner where after Rusk gives Amy the artificial respiration,

2274
01:47:46.720 --> 01:47:49.159
<v Speaker 1>Nick says, where did you learn CPR? I think he

2275
01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:51.880
<v Speaker 1>calls it artificial respiration? Where do you learn artificial respiration?

2276
01:47:51.960 --> 01:47:54.600
<v Speaker 1>And he goes French class kid. That's kind of cute

2277
01:47:54.600 --> 01:47:57.079
<v Speaker 1>because then Nick is confused. But then the final moment

2278
01:47:57.119 --> 01:48:00.560
<v Speaker 1>of the movie, Quark's eating the giant milkbone, it starts

2279
01:48:00.560 --> 01:48:02.840
<v Speaker 1>to go to black. Then somebody pulls back and they

2280
01:48:02.880 --> 01:48:06.319
<v Speaker 1>have Nick go oh French class, I get it, and

2281
01:48:06.359 --> 01:48:10.680
<v Speaker 1>then he laughs and it like, look, no shade to

2282
01:48:10.720 --> 01:48:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the kid actor. This is very hard, like genuinely trying

2283
01:48:13.640 --> 01:48:17.560
<v Speaker 1>to make that joke land is very difficult. I just

2284
01:48:17.600 --> 01:48:19.960
<v Speaker 1>wish they ended on the milkbone. The milkbone is such

2285
01:48:19.960 --> 01:48:20.560
<v Speaker 1>a better ending.

2286
01:48:21.039 --> 01:48:24.399
<v Speaker 2>Paul, Yeah, such a hard disagree.

2287
01:48:24.680 --> 01:48:27.359
<v Speaker 4>Really, Oh my god, do you want.

2288
01:48:27.199 --> 01:48:31.039
<v Speaker 2>To hear my notes on the greatest last line of

2289
01:48:31.079 --> 01:48:32.600
<v Speaker 2>a kid's movie ever?

2290
01:48:32.840 --> 01:48:33.119
<v Speaker 3>Wow?

2291
01:48:33.159 --> 01:48:35.760
<v Speaker 2>I think the kid nails it. I think the fact

2292
01:48:35.760 --> 01:48:38.000
<v Speaker 2>that the camera then like it zooms in on his

2293
01:48:38.079 --> 01:48:40.600
<v Speaker 2>face and then like blackout as soon as the kid

2294
01:48:40.600 --> 01:48:42.439
<v Speaker 2>starts to laugh. Adorable.

2295
01:48:42.680 --> 01:48:43.720
<v Speaker 3>Okay, fair enough.

2296
01:48:43.840 --> 01:48:46.119
<v Speaker 2>So at the beginning of the movie, after he's been

2297
01:48:46.159 --> 01:48:49.600
<v Speaker 2>shot in the head with a rubber arrow, Russell's trying

2298
01:48:49.640 --> 01:48:52.119
<v Speaker 2>to rub off the super glue off his head and

2299
01:48:52.680 --> 01:48:56.079
<v Speaker 2>just Christine Sutherland comedic assassin, walks behind him and says,

2300
01:48:56.079 --> 01:48:58.439
<v Speaker 2>you're wiping away brain cells and there aren't that many

2301
01:48:58.439 --> 01:49:01.199
<v Speaker 2>to spare Excellent.

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01:49:00.960 --> 01:49:02.399
<v Speaker 3>Excellent, excellent.

2303
01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I have one more joke I really liked in the movie,

2304
01:49:05.640 --> 01:49:08.079
<v Speaker 1>when the cops are there for that brief moment, there

2305
01:49:08.119 --> 01:49:11.000
<v Speaker 1>is a brief cutaway to them in the car where

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01:49:11.039 --> 01:49:13.880
<v Speaker 1>they realize they got another report for missing kids from

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01:49:13.880 --> 01:49:16.520
<v Speaker 1>the next door neighbor's house. And if you look, you

2308
01:49:16.560 --> 01:49:19.520
<v Speaker 1>can see on like the police scanner or whatever that

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01:49:19.680 --> 01:49:22.159
<v Speaker 1>is that the only thing that's ever been reported from

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01:49:22.159 --> 01:49:25.079
<v Speaker 1>the Zelensky house before is twelve counts of disturbing the piece,

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01:49:27.880 --> 01:49:29.119
<v Speaker 1>which I thought was excellent.

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01:49:29.560 --> 01:49:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I actually fully missed that. Yeah, I just have one more.

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01:49:34.000 --> 01:49:36.800
<v Speaker 2>It's my favorite joke in the film, Oh okay, very

2314
01:49:36.920 --> 01:49:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Erica joke when the four adulta together and the Zelenskys

2315
01:49:41.199 --> 01:49:44.920
<v Speaker 2>are explaining what happened. Yeah, one of them accidentally says that,

2316
01:49:45.000 --> 01:49:46.960
<v Speaker 2>like everything you know, we didn't expect it to work.

2317
01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Everything else we've ever ever used this machine on, it's

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01:49:49.960 --> 01:49:53.279
<v Speaker 2>blown up, right, And May Thompson goes, oh my god,

2319
01:49:53.359 --> 01:49:55.800
<v Speaker 2>you blew up our kids, like the kids are blown up,

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01:49:56.159 --> 01:50:00.960
<v Speaker 2>and Rick Brannis, just the most sincerity ever, goes, no, no,

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01:50:01.079 --> 01:50:03.199
<v Speaker 2>if the machine had blown them up, there'd be pieces

2322
01:50:03.199 --> 01:50:08.119
<v Speaker 2>of them everywhere, like trying to reassure her. No, no,

2323
01:50:08.239 --> 01:50:09.600
<v Speaker 2>we definitely didn't blow up.

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01:50:09.680 --> 01:50:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that did not happen.

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01:50:10.800 --> 01:50:13.560
<v Speaker 2>We'd be we'd be wading through the Viscerara.

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01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:16.840
<v Speaker 4>Don't worry.

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01:50:17.119 --> 01:50:20.119
<v Speaker 1>It seems like my shrink ray actually multiplies the innards

2328
01:50:20.159 --> 01:50:22.199
<v Speaker 1>of anything. It explodes, so it would be it would

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01:50:22.199 --> 01:50:25.279
<v Speaker 1>be waist deep in blood and guts.

2330
01:50:25.560 --> 01:50:30.800
<v Speaker 2>I cackled out loud when Briana said that line. I'm like, muah, perfect, Paul,

2331
01:50:31.119 --> 01:50:35.319
<v Speaker 2>how shall we rate? Honey? I shrunk them kids.

2332
01:50:35.680 --> 01:50:38.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't shrunk the kids. How about one to ten?

2333
01:50:38.359 --> 01:50:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Flower Scrotums?

2334
01:50:41.439 --> 01:50:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Flower drum Scrotum was a was a musical that never

2335
01:50:44.039 --> 01:50:44.560
<v Speaker 2>took off.

2336
01:50:44.479 --> 01:50:47.279
<v Speaker 3>Never took off, but boy, boy, did they have a take.

2337
01:50:49.880 --> 01:50:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I remember one time in my twenties someone was like

2338
01:50:53.159 --> 01:50:55.520
<v Speaker 2>having a bad sneezing attack and I'm like, we were

2339
01:50:55.720 --> 01:50:58.199
<v Speaker 2>we were in Prospect Park and I'm like, are you okay?

2340
01:50:58.279 --> 01:51:00.560
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, the trees are jizzing all over me.

2341
01:51:04.319 --> 01:51:08.319
<v Speaker 2>How about one to ten? Noble animatronic ants?

2342
01:51:08.479 --> 01:51:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh so, no noble, honest true.

2343
01:51:10.960 --> 01:51:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Auntie is almost as cute as Quirk. Not quite, but almost.

2344
01:51:14.119 --> 01:51:16.640
<v Speaker 1>It is the cutest animatronic thing I think we've come

2345
01:51:16.680 --> 01:51:17.840
<v Speaker 1>across in this podcast.

2346
01:51:17.880 --> 01:51:21.199
<v Speaker 2>I want to say one hundred percent no, no, no, Gizmo,

2347
01:51:21.520 --> 01:51:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Tom Cruise, I'd say, I'd say Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Yes, cute,

2348
01:51:29.560 --> 01:51:30.039
<v Speaker 2>He's cute.

2349
01:51:30.079 --> 01:51:32.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, He's not widely known to be animatronic.

2350
01:51:32.319 --> 01:51:36.199
<v Speaker 2>But if you know, you know, he's not widely known

2351
01:51:36.199 --> 01:51:37.720
<v Speaker 2>to be cute, but he's very cute.

2352
01:51:37.960 --> 01:51:41.439
<v Speaker 1>How about one to ten documentaries about a toxic male and.

2353
01:51:41.479 --> 01:51:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Now beholds as a man shrinks himself down to prove

2354
01:51:46.279 --> 01:51:52.079
<v Speaker 2>his worth to his family. Yet another act? What accent

2355
01:51:52.119 --> 01:51:58.399
<v Speaker 2>am I doing? Yet another act of heroic insignificance as

2356
01:51:58.439 --> 01:52:01.199
<v Speaker 2>we rail against in this world.

2357
01:52:01.640 --> 01:52:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Watch now as he goes to the bathroom. You'll see

2358
01:52:04.159 --> 01:52:06.720
<v Speaker 1>how tiny his manhood is. It is from this that

2359
01:52:06.800 --> 01:52:08.119
<v Speaker 1>many of his problems stem.

2360
01:52:08.359 --> 01:52:10.279
<v Speaker 2>You think when they blew him back up, they could

2361
01:52:10.319 --> 01:52:12.399
<v Speaker 2>have They could have given him a little extra genital

2362
01:52:12.640 --> 01:52:17.399
<v Speaker 2>maybe helped. I can we how how precise is the

2363
01:52:17.479 --> 01:52:18.039
<v Speaker 2>shrink ray?

2364
01:52:18.159 --> 01:52:18.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

2365
01:52:18.680 --> 01:52:20.279
<v Speaker 2>Can we get can we get granular?

2366
01:52:22.399 --> 01:52:24.319
<v Speaker 3>If it's gonna cure cancer, it needs to let.

2367
01:52:24.960 --> 01:52:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna need to hit We have to target

2368
01:52:26.800 --> 01:52:28.600
<v Speaker 2>cancer cells. Let's start with penal.

2369
01:52:28.920 --> 01:52:30.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, first, uh huh?

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01:52:30.640 --> 01:52:34.399
<v Speaker 2>How about one to ten New waves soft boys?

2371
01:52:34.560 --> 01:52:37.039
<v Speaker 1>He is, he's such a new waves You really nailed

2372
01:52:37.039 --> 01:52:39.479
<v Speaker 1>it with that. Honestly, golf collapse for you? That is

2373
01:52:39.600 --> 01:52:40.399
<v Speaker 1>exactly right.

2374
01:52:41.399 --> 01:52:44.199
<v Speaker 2>I thought of one. Margarine Duransong, Oh yeah, a new

2375
01:52:44.239 --> 01:52:46.840
<v Speaker 2>wave soft boy that I'm gonna save a little prayer.

2376
01:52:46.560 --> 01:52:49.239
<v Speaker 3>For Okay, there you go, There you go. I think

2377
01:52:49.239 --> 01:52:49.680
<v Speaker 3>we should do.

2378
01:52:49.680 --> 01:52:52.920
<v Speaker 2>This one, all right. Yeah, new wave soft boys, new.

2379
01:52:52.840 --> 01:52:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Wave soft boys who are not wearing eyeliner or are they? No,

2380
01:52:55.800 --> 01:52:57.560
<v Speaker 1>they're not, but maybe I don't think so.

2381
01:52:58.079 --> 01:53:01.119
<v Speaker 2>But damn honestly, someone saw this movie and was like,

2382
01:53:01.159 --> 01:53:03.479
<v Speaker 2>we've got to start marketing eyeliner to men. I know

2383
01:53:03.720 --> 01:53:08.439
<v Speaker 2>what we're wasting our time on The female market is saturated.

2384
01:53:08.520 --> 01:53:09.960
<v Speaker 2>We have got to get men on this.

2385
01:53:10.720 --> 01:53:12.000
<v Speaker 3>So do you want to go first on this one?

2386
01:53:12.039 --> 01:53:12.800
<v Speaker 3>Or shall I go first?

2387
01:53:12.800 --> 01:53:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you go first on this one?

2388
01:53:14.239 --> 01:53:14.640
<v Speaker 3>All right?

2389
01:53:16.479 --> 01:53:20.079
<v Speaker 1>I would say overall, overall, I think this film ages

2390
01:53:20.119 --> 01:53:22.319
<v Speaker 1>pretty well. There are no people of color in it.

2391
01:53:22.520 --> 01:53:22.800
<v Speaker 3>Zero.

2392
01:53:23.279 --> 01:53:27.760
<v Speaker 1>The characters of the movie are two four person nuclear families.

2393
01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Even the dog is white.

2394
01:53:29.520 --> 01:53:32.079
<v Speaker 3>Even the dog is white. It is that.

2395
01:53:32.199 --> 01:53:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I think that sin of omission is the biggest sin

2396
01:53:34.720 --> 01:53:39.359
<v Speaker 1>to ascribe to it. There's no gay content in the movie.

2397
01:53:39.560 --> 01:53:43.159
<v Speaker 1>This was a Disney movie in the eighties. Shocking, blow

2398
01:53:43.199 --> 01:53:43.560
<v Speaker 1>me down.

2399
01:53:43.680 --> 01:53:47.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's almost no sexuality at all. Yeah, And

2400
01:53:47.239 --> 01:53:49.720
<v Speaker 2>I would say, although those kids do kiss, but.

2401
01:53:49.720 --> 01:53:52.720
<v Speaker 1>They kiss, and there's a queer subtext to the Russ

2402
01:53:52.800 --> 01:53:55.880
<v Speaker 1>character that they're obviously stomping out by giving him a

2403
01:53:55.920 --> 01:53:58.880
<v Speaker 1>female love interest to a certain extent, but like there's

2404
01:53:59.039 --> 01:54:01.560
<v Speaker 1>something there, not much, but if you want to cling

2405
01:54:01.600 --> 01:54:05.479
<v Speaker 1>to some little tidbit, there's something there. But on the

2406
01:54:05.560 --> 01:54:08.600
<v Speaker 1>on the women front, I think this is good Amy.

2407
01:54:08.680 --> 01:54:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Obviously we both loved Amy in the pantheon of best Kids. Yeah,

2408
01:54:12.600 --> 01:54:15.239
<v Speaker 1>something we hold very dear in this podcast. And then

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01:54:15.319 --> 01:54:18.319
<v Speaker 1>both both of the wives, like you said before, like

2410
01:54:18.359 --> 01:54:21.199
<v Speaker 1>they they are playing with the gender stereotypes, particularly in

2411
01:54:21.279 --> 01:54:25.239
<v Speaker 1>the Thompson marriage. But you know, Christine Sutherland gets jokes,

2412
01:54:25.319 --> 01:54:27.600
<v Speaker 1>she gets to have takes. She's not a quiet woman

2413
01:54:27.640 --> 01:54:29.720
<v Speaker 1>who's just being dragged along behind her husband all the

2414
01:54:29.760 --> 01:54:32.920
<v Speaker 1>time like that. And then, like you pointed out in

2415
01:54:32.960 --> 01:54:36.399
<v Speaker 1>the Zelensky marriage, like she's the breadwinner, she's also the

2416
01:54:36.399 --> 01:54:38.119
<v Speaker 1>the person who cleans the house and cooks all the

2417
01:54:38.159 --> 01:54:41.119
<v Speaker 1>meals and does everything, which we want to we want

2418
01:54:41.319 --> 01:54:42.560
<v Speaker 1>an even division of labor.

2419
01:54:42.600 --> 01:54:45.680
<v Speaker 2>But that's why they have Amy.

2420
01:54:45.920 --> 01:54:47.680
<v Speaker 3>That's why, that's why they had a daughter.

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01:54:49.319 --> 01:54:51.800
<v Speaker 1>These women get to have jokes, they get to have arcs,

2422
01:54:51.800 --> 01:54:55.880
<v Speaker 1>they get to be equal to the men. I'm gonna

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01:54:55.920 --> 01:54:57.760
<v Speaker 1>rate it pretty high. I mean, I don't find myself

2424
01:54:57.760 --> 01:54:59.760
<v Speaker 1>with much to say. Like, it's a pretty simple kids movie.

2425
01:54:59.760 --> 01:55:02.399
<v Speaker 1>I think it's effective, I think it's well done, it's fun.

2426
01:55:04.760 --> 01:55:06.159
<v Speaker 3>I'll give it an eight.

2427
01:55:06.840 --> 01:55:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to even an eight out of ten new

2428
01:55:09.279 --> 01:55:15.000
<v Speaker 1>wave soft boys who insert your own Duran Duran pun here,

2429
01:55:15.000 --> 01:55:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm out of Duran Duran songs.

2430
01:55:16.279 --> 01:55:18.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I don't have any more.

2431
01:55:19.000 --> 01:55:21.439
<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe we just do like New Order now or.

2432
01:55:22.920 --> 01:55:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Ever get into a bizarre love triangle with people.

2433
01:55:28.199 --> 01:55:31.720
<v Speaker 2>Who I'm gonna call my personal Jesus there are.

2434
01:55:34.600 --> 01:55:35.239
<v Speaker 3>What do you think?

2435
01:55:35.800 --> 01:55:38.239
<v Speaker 2>So when I started watching the movie, it took me

2436
01:55:38.279 --> 01:55:41.000
<v Speaker 2>a wild warm up, and it took me a while

2437
01:55:41.039 --> 01:55:43.159
<v Speaker 2>to warm up into the dynamics that the movie was

2438
01:55:43.199 --> 01:55:47.000
<v Speaker 2>setting up with like the women doing all the emotional

2439
01:55:47.079 --> 01:55:49.960
<v Speaker 2>labor in the houses. The movie won me over and

2440
01:55:50.000 --> 01:55:52.760
<v Speaker 2>I kind of stopped caring about it, and I kind

2441
01:55:52.760 --> 01:55:56.319
<v Speaker 2>of stopped caring about the like very gendered roles that

2442
01:55:56.359 --> 01:55:58.840
<v Speaker 2>they that the families had. And then to be fair,

2443
01:55:59.000 --> 01:56:01.800
<v Speaker 2>like Diane be the breadwinner really does take some of

2444
01:56:01.800 --> 01:56:04.159
<v Speaker 2>this thing out of that too, And like again, it's

2445
01:56:04.199 --> 01:56:06.840
<v Speaker 2>more important to have the stuff the messaging in these

2446
01:56:06.840 --> 01:56:11.840
<v Speaker 2>movies be crystal clear because the audience is children. But

2447
01:56:12.000 --> 01:56:14.560
<v Speaker 2>it's a good movie. It's much smarter than it has

2448
01:56:14.600 --> 01:56:17.319
<v Speaker 2>to be, and it's more intuitive than it has to be,

2449
01:56:17.439 --> 01:56:19.920
<v Speaker 2>and the script is a lot more nuanced than it

2450
01:56:19.960 --> 01:56:21.800
<v Speaker 2>has to be. Like they really could have just hit

2451
01:56:21.920 --> 01:56:24.760
<v Speaker 2>like these giant beats. There's sins of omission, of course.

2452
01:56:24.840 --> 01:56:28.399
<v Speaker 2>I think the whiteness, the like blanket whiteness of everybody

2453
01:56:28.479 --> 01:56:31.880
<v Speaker 2>is no, I'm not even sure in the like Professor

2454
01:56:31.920 --> 01:56:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Dickhead was a white guy, and I'm pretty I'm like,

2455
01:56:34.439 --> 01:56:37.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to remember that that just scene of scientists

2456
01:56:37.520 --> 01:56:40.159
<v Speaker 2>like listening to his lecture at the conference, and like

2457
01:56:40.920 --> 01:56:43.439
<v Speaker 2>there were women there, great, not just men.

2458
01:56:43.640 --> 01:56:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

2459
01:56:43.840 --> 01:56:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I got distracted, I think because he said ladies and gentlemen,

2460
01:56:45.840 --> 01:56:47.039
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, are there women of Like, oh,

2461
01:56:47.039 --> 01:56:48.760
<v Speaker 1>there actually are a couple of women dotted in the

2462
01:56:48.800 --> 01:56:49.479
<v Speaker 1>in this room.

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01:56:49.520 --> 01:56:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Good for there are women in this scientist convention. Thank god, right,

2464
01:56:54.000 --> 01:56:56.199
<v Speaker 2>And so it was just like gentlemen, I'm leaving and

2465
01:56:56.199 --> 01:57:00.520
<v Speaker 2>he just leaves. Yeah, there is that. The movies modern

2466
01:57:00.640 --> 01:57:02.840
<v Speaker 2>enough to include that, but I'm not sure there were

2467
01:57:02.880 --> 01:57:07.079
<v Speaker 2>people of color in that scene. I can't recall any. Yeah,

2468
01:57:07.439 --> 01:57:10.920
<v Speaker 2>I do think it's a little retrograde, I do. I like,

2469
01:57:11.079 --> 01:57:13.359
<v Speaker 2>even even for nineteen eighty nine, I'm not gonna grave

2470
01:57:13.399 --> 01:57:15.359
<v Speaker 2>it on such a curve that, like, I do think

2471
01:57:15.359 --> 01:57:17.920
<v Speaker 2>there's like it does have a little bit of a

2472
01:57:18.039 --> 01:57:22.640
<v Speaker 2>like traditional sure take on family and on like what

2473
01:57:22.680 --> 01:57:24.880
<v Speaker 2>a nuclear family should look like. So I'm gonna ding

2474
01:57:24.960 --> 01:57:28.960
<v Speaker 2>it a little bit more. I'm gonna give it a six.

2475
01:57:29.079 --> 01:57:32.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give a six out of ten new Wave

2476
01:57:32.439 --> 01:57:36.880
<v Speaker 2>soft Voice. I wonder I don't recall having a crush

2477
01:57:36.920 --> 01:57:38.840
<v Speaker 2>on Russ when I was a kid. I would have

2478
01:57:38.840 --> 01:57:41.119
<v Speaker 2>watched this movie a lot more. Had that been the case,

2479
01:57:41.319 --> 01:57:43.239
<v Speaker 2>you would have attached Yeah, I would have. I would

2480
01:57:43.279 --> 01:57:44.840
<v Speaker 2>have been like, Oh, I saw this movie a lot

2481
01:57:44.880 --> 01:57:46.920
<v Speaker 2>when I was and I only saw it that one time.

2482
01:57:47.039 --> 01:57:49.199
<v Speaker 2>I was very young. I was probably eight or nine

2483
01:57:49.239 --> 01:57:51.319
<v Speaker 2>years old when this movie came out, So I don't

2484
01:57:51.359 --> 01:57:53.960
<v Speaker 2>recall having a crush on Russ, but like there is

2485
01:57:54.000 --> 01:57:56.439
<v Speaker 2>some like parallel to be drawn between Russ and this

2486
01:57:56.960 --> 01:57:58.920
<v Speaker 2>And then just a few years later, when I was

2487
01:57:58.960 --> 01:58:01.319
<v Speaker 2>a little older, a little more savvy about what I

2488
01:58:01.399 --> 01:58:07.279
<v Speaker 2>was into, and I watched Fried Green Tomatoes. Oh, and

2489
01:58:06.920 --> 01:58:11.000
<v Speaker 2>there appears Chris O'donald Softboy. Chris O'donnald and I was like,

2490
01:58:11.720 --> 01:58:15.119
<v Speaker 2>it's a little feminine, it's a little masculine. I'm into

2491
01:58:15.159 --> 01:58:16.560
<v Speaker 2>it and I like it.

2492
01:58:16.880 --> 01:58:17.920
<v Speaker 3>I like it all.

2493
01:58:20.680 --> 01:58:23.319
<v Speaker 2>So you know, who knows, maybe there's a grain of

2494
01:58:23.319 --> 01:58:25.119
<v Speaker 2>that in there somewhere, and I have this film to

2495
01:58:25.119 --> 01:58:25.600
<v Speaker 2>thank for it.

2496
01:58:25.840 --> 01:58:26.399
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely.

2497
01:58:26.800 --> 01:58:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, I don't feel need to offer a

2498
01:58:29.119 --> 01:58:29.760
<v Speaker 1>palate cleanser.

2499
01:58:29.760 --> 01:58:30.640
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to offer one?

2500
01:58:30.720 --> 01:58:32.720
<v Speaker 2>I would almost go and like back in time and

2501
01:58:32.760 --> 01:58:34.760
<v Speaker 2>offer this as a palate cleanser to the goonies.

2502
01:58:34.920 --> 01:58:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh, sure, there you go.

2503
01:58:36.079 --> 01:58:39.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no, no palate cleanser if you have kids.

2504
01:58:39.880 --> 01:58:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Great movie.

2505
01:58:40.880 --> 01:58:41.279
<v Speaker 3>All right.

2506
01:58:41.319 --> 01:58:43.520
<v Speaker 1>So that's the end of our show, Erica. Everyone listening

2507
01:58:43.520 --> 01:58:46.720
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<v Speaker 3>So good. Erica you did, Miss Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 1>You just you were You were reading fast and you

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<v Speaker 2>on our Patreon come with thanks from a podcast character,

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<v Speaker 2>and today we're getting a dramatic reading from Alabama's favorite son,

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<v Speaker 2>con air Zone Cameron Edgar Allan Poe.

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<v Speaker 1>While it is lovely to be back amongst you fine people,

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<v Speaker 1>I must admit my heart is heavy with the knowledge

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<v Speaker 1>that my one true love, Cyrus the virus Grissom, has

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<v Speaker 1>been untrue. I found the following letter in the hope

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<v Speaker 1>chest that he keeps under his stores of Belladonna, bitter nightshade,

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<v Speaker 1>and white oleander. My dearest Cyrus the virus. As I

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<v Speaker 1>sit beneath this majestic oak tree, the rough bark on

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<v Speaker 1>my back reminded me of the last time your workman's

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<v Speaker 1>fingers traced my spine. I'm transported to our first night together.

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<v Speaker 1>We shared everything with each other, our hopes, our bodies,

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<v Speaker 1>and even our podcast recommendations. I told you that my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Priscilla had turned me on to a great show

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<v Speaker 1>hosted by two elitist East Coast clack boxes. You told

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<v Speaker 1>me that you didn't know what a podcast was, and

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<v Speaker 1>unless it could be used to murder someone, you really

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<v Speaker 1>weren't interested. And when you said that, I must admit

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<v Speaker 1>it put the jazz in my jasmine. I've been salnely

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<v Speaker 1>without your Cyrus. Though it is July and Alabama, my

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<v Speaker 1>bed is cold with the absence of you. Listen, do

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<v Speaker 1>you hear that the old coon dog on the back

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<v Speaker 1>porch is howling at the moon much as I howl

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<v Speaker 1>for you to slake.

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<v Speaker 3>This burning in my loins.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone to the apothecary and they have assured me

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<v Speaker 1>that there is no potion to offer me sucker.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, Cyrus be my sucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Most sincerely and truly yours, Cassie Patronix of that aged will.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the mean poetry at my disposal could never

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<v Speaker 1>stand up to the verse that Cassie has used on Cyrus.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose it's just a lonely sasparilla and ginger ale

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<v Speaker 1>for Cameron Poe this evening Bitter night Shade.

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<v Speaker 2>Indeed, Wow, what a heartfelt yeah, deeply uncomfortable letter.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a romantic but also an oversharer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, too much information a TMI for the ages,

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<v Speaker 2>if you will.

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<v Speaker 1>And I really I don't understand his obsession with Cyrus

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<v Speaker 1>the virus. There's so many better options.

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<v Speaker 2>You Know what's funny is I've seen Connor a few

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<v Speaker 2>times and for some reason right now, all the names

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<v Speaker 2>elude me. Steve bum.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he is the child murderer, So maybe not him

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Erica, any final thoughts on Honey, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Shrunk the kids, Honey, I shrunk the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Honey, I shrunk the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, I shrunk the kids. What I'm sorry? Would you say,

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<v Speaker 2>did you just tell me you shrunk the kids?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Why would you think that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, not at all, I'd say that.

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<v Speaker 2>But bactating my cheerios watch as he puts a cigarette

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<v Speaker 2>in his mouth for a few brief moments like that

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<v Speaker 2>is the worst werner heads on. I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>acknowledge I'm not even trying apologies to Germans listening