WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:03.600 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine for. 2 00:00:03.600 --> 00:00:05.320 Nine in the base number one hit music station. That 3 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:11.199 JV Show on a Friday, whoa tilt Bag's Graham. 4 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:16.320 A bit of a hangover over drinking playing beer pong 5 00:00:16.399 --> 00:00:17.760 with the boys. 6 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:18.960 Last night, you were woo. 7 00:00:20.079 --> 00:00:22.640 I was dominating. I was on fire. I haven't played 8 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:24.440 beer pong in a minute, and I was. 9 00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:27.920 Dominating in a long time either, So you don't lose it. 10 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:28.920 It's like riding a bike. 11 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:31.800 It was like bang, and there's all these new rules 12 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:34.000 now and almost like slang and stuff I didn't know 13 00:00:34.039 --> 00:00:36.359 and like different rules whatever, it doesn't matter. 14 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:38.960 I was just dominating. That's all you need to know. 15 00:00:40.159 --> 00:00:41.320 On a Thursday night. 16 00:00:41.679 --> 00:00:44.000 Yeah, it was. I didn't know it was gonna happen. 17 00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:45.200 Then someone set the thing up. 18 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:48.719 And I have a neighbor and they have a son 19 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:52.200 that's like college age. He's out of college and he's 20 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:55.359 back so this is like his game, his turf, you know, 21 00:00:55.719 --> 00:00:58.359 and he's the one explaining all the new rules and 22 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:00.439 how the kids are playing, like I don't care, give 23 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:03.960 me the ball. I was on fire, couldn't stop. 24 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:06.000 But it was. It was a bad idea. 25 00:01:05.680 --> 00:01:09.840 First one, Yes, all right, first talk back of the day. 26 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:12.079 As you know, doesn't matter who it's from, what it's about, 27 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:13.719 as long as it's the very first one. 28 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:14.640 We're gonna play it. 29 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:18.799 Hey, Graham, want to play a game. This game is 30 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:23.159 called iHeart. You are a renowned heart surgeon and you've 31 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:26.400 been given a heart. In front of you are three 32 00:01:26.439 --> 00:01:32.519 patients that desperately need that heart. Patient one Selena, Patient 33 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:37.120 two Chess, and patient three Cheaty. Who are you giving 34 00:01:37.159 --> 00:01:46.439 the heart to choose? Wisely, little sucker. 35 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:48.799 That ain't even a tough choice at all. No offense 36 00:01:48.879 --> 00:01:52.200 to justin Cheaty. But Selena has been my radio rider 37 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:54.439 die for many many years. 38 00:01:54.519 --> 00:02:00.840 Thank you, Graham. I'd give you your heart. I'm gonna 39 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:04.040 remember this. Also, I'm a mom. I have like people 40 00:02:04.040 --> 00:02:05.519 depending on me, like I have to live. 41 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:06.680 You know, she's got kids. 42 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:09.479 Nice, Yeah, lived your life. 43 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:14.759 I read that you want to. 44 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:16.639 Give it to someone who takes care of it. 45 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:19.120 That's a good energy. 46 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:25.120 She's got down a little bit. I didn't have an 47 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:26.479 energy drink yesterday. 48 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:30.439 Okay, the heart's yours again. Thank you, you get the heart. 49 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:33.240 Let's do one more talk back the JV crew. 50 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:38.599 It's Friday. Yeah, now give you the moon is he 51 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:41.439 from Midland, Texas. Shout out to all my people in 52 00:02:41.479 --> 00:02:43.439 Bay Area. The six five oh. 53 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:49.120 Ye JV showed number one in Midland, Texas. 54 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:52.319 Just appreciate because of you, and if you masked. 55 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:55.039 Yesterday's podcast, we did the just give Me My Money 56 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:56.280 on a Graham. 57 00:02:56.319 --> 00:02:57.759 It was pretty it was pretty good. 58 00:02:57.840 --> 00:03:00.560 All right, Happy Friday. Like you said, it's something we 59 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:03.719 do every Friday. Cheeties tweets, Cheaty tweets a lot, so 60 00:03:03.759 --> 00:03:05.919 Friday mornings, Graham does a dramatic reading. 61 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:10.240 Y'all. 62 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:15.919 I got Crumble and six small cookies with sixteen dollars. 63 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:20.360 I wanted to cry you guys. 64 00:03:20.439 --> 00:03:25.319 Crumble is so expensive cookies and they're not even that good. 65 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:27.039 Six cookies are eighteen dollars. 66 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:29.560 They have to be good. Everyone's like obsessing over Trumble, 67 00:03:29.599 --> 00:03:30.400 but I feel like. 68 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:31.759 It's not worth that much money. 69 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:32.560 They're hell good, though. 70 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:35.319 I'm gonna agree with Cheaty though I think they're too sweet. 71 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:37.639 There are cookies. What else do you want? But they're 72 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:37.879 like you. 73 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:40.199 Want to savory cook What do you what cookie flavor 74 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:41.080 do you want? Beef jerky? 75 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:45.039 No sweet cookies? Give me that white chocolate chip one? 76 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:52.080 Oh wait, yeah, maybekies. 77 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:51.879 A sweet person, sweet tooth. 78 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:54.360 Yeah, I mean they're good, but that's a lot of 79 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:55.919 money I've I've never been. 80 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:57.680 I'm like the only person that has not been. 81 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:00.199 I've had somebody bring some to me. I've never been 82 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:04.039 into one of the places. A box of them. It's 83 00:04:04.039 --> 00:04:08.400 that long, skinny box. Yeah, oh yeah, they were good. 84 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:17.360 I have the fastest pimple on my head. What's the 85 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:19.639 fast fast? It's like running around. 86 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:22.399 Your forehad in the Olympic Spirit That was another typo 87 00:04:22.519 --> 00:04:23.920 supposed to be fattest. 88 00:04:23.839 --> 00:04:26.720 Oh fastest. 89 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:28.959 I thought, maybe it's just the fastest growing. You know, 90 00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:31.839 sometimes you get that pimple that's a long, slow build, 91 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:34.319 like in the volcano eventually erupts. 92 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:36.279 But sometimes you have that one that's just like boom. 93 00:04:37.079 --> 00:04:39.480 Yeah, I mean that that's true. It did happen overnight, 94 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:40.639 so it was a fast pimple. 95 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:42.720 But it was the fastest and the fattest. 96 00:04:44.480 --> 00:04:44.959 Is it gone? 97 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:45.079 Now? 98 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:47.160 Can we see? What's a day on the side of 99 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:48.959 my head? Like, I don't know if you get is 100 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:50.360 my hair? It's like in your hair. 101 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:53.160 Did you have to buy an extra ticket for it 102 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:54.600 to bring it to outside lands? 103 00:04:55.399 --> 00:04:58.399 Probably they might, you know, stop me later we're gonna 104 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:01.000 try to scand Pimple's ideas. 105 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:12.560 Every day Graham has wrote someone on my car. Oh gosh, 106 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:16.560 I've been writing someone on your car. I've been writing 107 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:18.560 something on your car. 108 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:21.839 Yeah. Has there been any new ones? No? 109 00:05:22.199 --> 00:05:25.240 And my car still hasn't been washed, So I'm just like, oh, well, 110 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:26.240 I'm not that I know, Graham. 111 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:29.800 Is there any new ones? Well, I guess I've been 112 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:31.560 riding around with whatever you've been. 113 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:36.319 On there, and you have for several days now. I 114 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:39.160 made sure to go that each and every day I 115 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:41.079 have been writing something different in the dust on the 116 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:44.439 Genie's car. One day it was I have constipation one 117 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:48.680 day as I have running burning loins, and then I 118 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:51.759 and then I did a downstairs DJ on the side window. 119 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:53.160 I think she spotted that one. 120 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:57.040 And then the other day when you thought you probably 121 00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:59.800 gave your car a light lookover but didn't see across 122 00:05:59.839 --> 00:06:02.240 the front hood of your car in the front, I 123 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:05.639 wrote downstairs DJ, and you been brought You've been right. 124 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:08.199 I checked yesterday. I was like, dude, she hasn't found 125 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:10.160 this one, So I don't really. 126 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:13.199 Look in the front of my car. But get that's hilarious. 127 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:16.519 If you see a black Was that a CenTra. Yeah, 128 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:18.600 if you see a black CenTra driving around the Bay Area, 129 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:21.639 that says downstairs, Jay. 130 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:27.040 Hi, yeah, give your horn, give my gosh, oh my gosh. Yeah, 131 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:29.519 that's cheaty. Wow. We got time for one more. 132 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:31.759 Let's do one more. It's Friday. Why not. 133 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:37.000 I will never forget when I tried to hurdle and 134 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:40.480 almost ate the ground, most humbling experience ever. 135 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:43.360 Chet. You tried to run the hurdles? 136 00:06:43.439 --> 00:06:45.959 Yeah, when I was in high school and because a 137 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:47.639 lot of my friends were in track, so like, cheety, 138 00:06:47.639 --> 00:06:49.759 you should try it, and I did and it was 139 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:51.160 not good. 140 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:52.160 I were you. 141 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:56.839 Able to clear one? No, was pretty high, you're not 142 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:57.439 tall enough? 143 00:06:58.639 --> 00:06:58.879 Was not. 144 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:02.959 I would never and it's heaps that, so props to 145 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:05.040 you for trying to get something you could do. 146 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:07.480 I've run the hurdles before. Yeah, it's all the time. 147 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:10.040 It's all a timing thing, you know, you just it's time. 148 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:12.680 It's timing your steps. That was always the trick to 149 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:14.240 be able to take it off on the right foot, 150 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:15.879 to be able to do it fast. You know, you 151 00:07:15.959 --> 00:07:18.120 got to catch it in stride if you have to 152 00:07:18.160 --> 00:07:21.120 like stop and I gotta jump to say you're good. 153 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:23.759 Everyone's gonna blow right by you. It's just finding your rhythm. 154 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:26.560 I used to have hops though, so it's easy. 155 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:33.160 Yeah, Grammy used to play volleyball, I played water polo whatever. 156 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:35.399 I used to have hop. I used to be able 157 00:07:35.399 --> 00:07:35.759 to dunk. 158 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:37.399 Oh you don't think you still can? 159 00:07:37.600 --> 00:07:38.000 Nope? 160 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:38.959 Have you tried? 161 00:07:39.680 --> 00:07:44.439 Oh yeah, okay, I haven't tried. I just know that 162 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:46.680 I can't. I sit there and jump, and yeah I can. 163 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:49.079 I can grab the rim, but like I'm not up 164 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:50.600 there high enough to put a. 165 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:56.000 Ball in anymore. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Happy. 166 00:07:55.680 --> 00:08:00.399 Friday, guys, Good morning, sister, calling from Oakland. I just 167 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:03.839 wanted to comment on the yee. So I don't believe 168 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:08.759 it's yeat. It's yee and it's a Bay Area thing. 169 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:13.240 I want to say that possibly from Oakland. So it 170 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:16.759 isn't yeat unless the caller is talking about another term 171 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:17.439 that I don't know. 172 00:08:17.399 --> 00:08:19.319 Of, so I know what you're talking about. 173 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:22.439 But the caller, the talkbacker, did say yeat, which is 174 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:23.480 something different. 175 00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:23.879 Yeah. 176 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:27.399 I've had people in my DMS saying that the talkbacker, 177 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:32.360 he's all his references are juso or whatever that wrestler's 178 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:35.120 name is. He says yeat, and that guy's saying stuff 179 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:35.480 that he. 180 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:39.279 Says something completely different than ye we're aware. 181 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:39.639 We know. 182 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:43.120 So there's a difference between the yeat and the yea yea, yeah. 183 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:44.240 They mean different things. 184 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:45.679 Well, what has the tea? The other one doesn't have 185 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:46.159 a tea? 186 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:50.200 I understand what they mean, different things like we're excited 187 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:55.159 it's Friday, yeat, or we're excited it's Friday. Ye okay, 188 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:56.639 I celebrate the same way. 189 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:58.200 When I heard you say both of them before, I 190 00:08:58.200 --> 00:08:59.440 thought you put a tea on the bulk of them. 191 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:01.720 That's why that's why I brought that up. Otherwise I 192 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:05.799 wouldn't have. Obviously. I think he's just like a you 193 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:08.600 just do it celebratory thing. It's just like a like 194 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:09.960 like you just yeah. 195 00:09:10.720 --> 00:09:13.799 I mean the boys are going out tonight. Me and 196 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:16.720 the boys are going out tonight. Are we doing the 197 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:17.120 same thing. 198 00:09:17.360 --> 00:09:21.480 I personally, I've never heard yeat as like an excitement thing. 199 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:23.440 It was like when you yeat something, whoa. 200 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:25.279 Whoa, whoa whoa, you kiss the family show. 201 00:09:25.600 --> 00:09:29.240 No, it's like like throwing something. No, it's not what 202 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:29.720 it means. 203 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:30.600 What does it mean? 204 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:33.600 Like we'd like to throw something like you eat like 205 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:35.399 you eat something you like, throw it, they toss it. 206 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:39.600 Never heard of hey yeah, can you can? 207 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:43.000 You can? I guess yeah. I don't know if anyone 208 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.960 really says it like that though, but they definitely don't. 209 00:09:47.840 --> 00:09:48.159 All right. 210 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:51.799 So there's this fourteen year old uh gold medalist. Now, 211 00:09:51.879 --> 00:09:52.799 she's a skateboarder. 212 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:56.440 She competed in women's park skateboarding at the Paris Olympics 213 00:09:56.519 --> 00:09:59.919 and she won a gold medal and her parents promised 214 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:02.799 that if she won gold, she could get a pet duck. 215 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:04.919 So she's really hoping that they follow through and their promise. 216 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:07.440 She really wants a ducky. She said that she travels 217 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:09.440 a lot and she initially wanted a dog, but that 218 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:12.039 was going to be too much, I think, and that 219 00:10:12.120 --> 00:10:14.240 a duck might be a little bit easier, which I. 220 00:10:14.320 --> 00:10:14.879 Don't agree with. 221 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:19.399 But whatever, you guys, my daughter Graham, you're gonna love this. 222 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:22.360 She's been begging me for another hamster. 223 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:29.600 No, no, get it, the first one. They've gone. This 224 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:31.720 family has gone through at least four of these three. 225 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:33.840 They only had three. We only had three. 226 00:10:34.559 --> 00:10:38.240 Sorry, I was so far off. They eat them down 227 00:10:38.320 --> 00:10:40.919 the trash shute, left and right. 228 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:44.159 And that was only one that we put down the 229 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:47.919 trash chute because we thought it was dead. I didn't 230 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:50.120 know that they hibernate, first of all. I think it 231 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:51.039 was just hibernating. 232 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:51.759 Legit. 233 00:10:53.039 --> 00:10:56.960 The other the first one died. 234 00:10:57.000 --> 00:10:59.240 And where'd you put it? I mean the trash can, 235 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:00.480 thank you was dead. 236 00:11:00.519 --> 00:11:01.519 That one is actually dead. 237 00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:04.120 The second one we accidentally threw away because I didn't 238 00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:07.679 know it was hibernating. Okay, which I think happens. You know, 239 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.120 it's a it can happen. 240 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.360 The third one live animal. I'll give you. 241 00:11:17.559 --> 00:11:19.720 If you're the owner of said animal, isn't it on 242 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:22.200 you to provide them the best life and learn about 243 00:11:22.559 --> 00:11:23.039 what they do. 244 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:24.679 I'm not giving you a pass for that. 245 00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:27.679 I touched it and it's like it's all stiff and 246 00:11:27.759 --> 00:11:29.279 not moving, like you're gonna think it's dead. 247 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:31.960 I didn't know it probably was dead. Let's be honest. 248 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:33.960 You were there, you were taking care of it. 249 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:34.480 It was dead. 250 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:36.480 Well, okay, what about the alms? That would make me 251 00:11:36.559 --> 00:11:38.159 feel better? But I don't think it was okay? 252 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:40.799 What happened to Hamster number three did. 253 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:43.679 Live through its whole life expectancy and started just like 254 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:47.000 getting really really sick and passed away of natural causes, 255 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:49.279 and for a couple of years we gave it a 256 00:11:49.399 --> 00:11:50.399 funeral in our backyard. 257 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:53.279 Oh, that one's actually got a proper burial because we had. 258 00:11:53.159 --> 00:11:55.360 A place to bury the place we didn't do. We 259 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:58.200 need an apartment. I see progress here ground, Thank you, 260 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:02.679 and my daughter is my older now and more responsible progress. 261 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:04.879 You guys are zero for three? Where's the progress? You 262 00:12:04.919 --> 00:12:06.159 guys are struck out three times? 263 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:08.440 Were like, you've never had a pet that passed away? 264 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:08.639 No? 265 00:12:08.840 --> 00:12:11.679 Mine are all live ever since you were a young child. 266 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:15.919 Okay, come on, well they all live their full life expectancy. 267 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:18.480 I guess right, And that's what's wrong with that. 268 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:20.440 What is a hamster's life expected? 269 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:21.879 Two years or something like that? 270 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:24.799 That's it. They only last for two years? 271 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:26.080 Yeah, not very long. 272 00:12:26.919 --> 00:12:27.519 Where's your daughter? 273 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:27.759 One? 274 00:12:27.799 --> 00:12:28.279 Another one? 275 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:30.399 Because I brought her joy and you want me to 276 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:31.240 deprive her of that? 277 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:34.200 Yes, because it's a living thing and it doesn't want 278 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:35.919 to live in a cage and be neglected. 279 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:38.799 She did you look up the life? Yeah, it's one 280 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:40.639 five years, that's it. 281 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:41.559 Yeah. 282 00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:43.879 So when you buy one of these at the store, 283 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:46.159 like you better verify it's not a year and two 284 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:46.720 months old. 285 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:49.559 How do you know that thing's not already a year goal. 286 00:12:51.240 --> 00:12:52.919 That's what happened to the other one. 287 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:54.279 Maybe three months later. 288 00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:54.799 You're like. 289 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:03.279 The JV show on Wild ninety. 290 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:06.879 I'm loving everyone checking in on this Friday morning. Good 291 00:13:06.960 --> 00:13:09.639 morning friends, It's me Carol here in Utah. 292 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:11.519 Just wanted to say what's up? 293 00:13:11.559 --> 00:13:11.960 What's up? 294 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:14.559 And Grandma, I wanted to let you know that I 295 00:13:14.759 --> 00:13:18.480 just checked and the JB Fart Show is number one 296 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:19.720 here in Utah, so. 297 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:24.639 Freaking go and also shout out to that lady who 298 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:28.519 got hear Wins the Blaze by Max the Dog. 299 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:30.120 That's freaking hilarious. 300 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:36.039 Oh, first of all, Carol, thank you for making the 301 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:40.919 JV Fart Show number one. You thank you so much. 302 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:44.320 Yesterday's show was hilarious. Go back and podcast if you 303 00:13:44.759 --> 00:13:47.440 missed it. We're talking about hot cartoon characters. I don't 304 00:13:47.480 --> 00:13:50.759 know how it got there, but you know someone did 305 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:53.159 leave it talk back and they had a huge crush 306 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:57.360 on Max Goofy's son are used to at least huge crush. 307 00:13:57.480 --> 00:13:59.639 Yes, Jess, what do you have? 308 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:00.159 So? 309 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:03.840 I asked Chappy chat GPT, Chepy chatty. 310 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:05.279 A lot. 311 00:14:05.840 --> 00:14:09.159 Can we just start calling and Chatty Okay, I asked, 312 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:11.279 and we say chappy, it's chat GPT. 313 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:14.039 Okay, I asked it to give me the first impression 314 00:14:14.240 --> 00:14:16.720 of each and every one of our Instagram profiles. 315 00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:20.679 Yep, So let's go through what it said. 316 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:24.879 This is the thing. First of all, it can you 317 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:26.399 can send it pictures. 318 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:29.679 Now, so you can only submit pictures if you create 319 00:14:29.840 --> 00:14:32.120 if you like sign in or create an account, but 320 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:34.200 you can only do two pictures of day. So I 321 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:36.200 would have had this ready sooner, but I could only 322 00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:37.360 do two pictures a day. 323 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:40.519 So, like people are like just d ming chat GPT 324 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:44.080 like d picts and stuff now, sliding into the d 325 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:45.159 ms of chat GBT. 326 00:14:45.759 --> 00:14:47.840 Picture can But I don't think chat GBT is here 327 00:14:47.879 --> 00:14:48.039 for that. 328 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:49.360 Just give you. 329 00:14:51.000 --> 00:14:51.639 Yeah, that's. 330 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:55.679 To say that to yourself. You don't know chat GBT 331 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:58.320 like what he or she sees. 332 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:00.879 We like to try it gram then you tell us something. 333 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:05.799 But let's looking in what it had to say for 334 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:09.159 each one of us. So Selena says, your Instagram feed 335 00:15:09.279 --> 00:15:12.559 looks like a reality TV show crossover between The Bachelor 336 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:18.759 Survivor and Travel Channel's Greatest Hits. One minute you're hosting 337 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:22.240 dating shows and the next you're writing camels in exotic locations, 338 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:25.639 keeping the life of the party both on land and 339 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:26.559 on camels. 340 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:31.320 I love that. Wow, it is wow. 341 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:33.360 Then I love that. 342 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:36.720 Wait, so this is like you took a screenshot of. 343 00:15:37.639 --> 00:15:38.759 Our Instagram profiles. 344 00:15:38.799 --> 00:15:42.919 So it showed maybe about nine Okay. 345 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:45.960 So it's got a handful of pictures. I see, I see, 346 00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:46.639 Sill Graham. 347 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:50.000 It says from your Instagram profile, it looks like you're 348 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:52.679 the life of the parties, the kind of person who 349 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:55.879 can balance work, fun and family, like a pro juggler 350 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.120 with a coffee in one hand and a microphone in 351 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:01.519 the other. There you go, Wow, you seem like the 352 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:03.840 friend who organizes the best pool parties. 353 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:07.120 Keeps up with your fitness routine. Hold on, you didn't 354 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:10.559 organize a pool party. We had that great that it 355 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:14.000 was not your idea, like you and I helped organize it. 356 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:16.000 Okay, let me know what you think about this part. 357 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:18.639 Keeps up with a fitness routine that makes the rest 358 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:20.440 of us question our life choices. 359 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:28.240 I think chat chat has two decades in a row. Sorry, 360 00:16:28.279 --> 00:16:30.399 I've been off for a year building a house like 361 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:32.720 calm down, But. 362 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:38.919 Hey, chat GPT must have seen something. This is hilarious. 363 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:41.840 Oh my God, for mine. It says, this is just 364 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:42.240 by the way. 365 00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:44.600 It says your feed looks like a reality show where 366 00:16:44.600 --> 00:16:47.000 the main plot is having more fun than you and 367 00:16:47.159 --> 00:16:49.279 proving that birthdays are not just a day but a 368 00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:49.919 whole season. 369 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:53.159 You've got the vibes down. Keep serving those looks and 370 00:16:53.320 --> 00:16:54.240 living that life. 371 00:16:55.519 --> 00:17:03.879 Living really knows what's up? I'm living life, but life, Evan. 372 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:08.920 I'm someone who can slay on the airwaves, in selfies 373 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:13.119 and at family gatherings. Your effort least effortlesslie blending SAS 374 00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:16.599 style and a solid dose of don't mess with the energy. 375 00:17:17.160 --> 00:17:19.319 Wow SAS style. 376 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:19.880 Yeah. 377 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:23.039 Also, can we talk about how you managed to look 378 00:17:23.119 --> 00:17:25.279 both cozy and glamorous in a hoodie? 379 00:17:29.279 --> 00:17:32.839 This is like chat gb TV overly complimentary. Can we 380 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:33.799 get brutally honest? 381 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:37.759 See it's hard to get some some like, you know, 382 00:17:38.440 --> 00:17:39.720 brutal honesty out of it. 383 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:42.200 But I thought it was why don't we do this 384 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:43.920 over the weekend, Graham? I think you can. 385 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:48.039 We can work on some brutally honest chat GPT responses 386 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:49.920 and then we'll have those ready for Monday show. 387 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:51.599 Do you have to like piss it off first? 388 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:53.559 You have to like riff on it a bunch of 389 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:55.359 times and like, say a bunch of mean stuff to 390 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:58.039 it and then then ask it this, and it'll be like, 391 00:17:58.119 --> 00:18:00.319 oh no, watch this. I don't know. 392 00:18:00.359 --> 00:18:01.880 Remember there is a way to jail break it. 393 00:18:02.079 --> 00:18:04.720 I think so, because I'm like, can Chad GBT really 394 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:07.000 be like mean? They can't feel like I've never seen them. 395 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:09.240 You have to tell it and you have to Yeah, 396 00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:10.519 I have to jail break it and then tell it 397 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:11.960 to be mean to you. 398 00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:12.519 Yeah. 399 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:13.359 Who, I'm scared. 400 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:16.720 I have a friend that uses chat. She said. 401 00:18:16.759 --> 00:18:19.799