Speaker 1: One O one point three katiewb with fallon and cold.
Speaker 2: Look what are you doing since you've.
Speaker 1: Been gone in Colorado? You've got like a little New
Speaker 1: York accent.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: You do it Joey from Friends By.
Speaker 2: I feel confident. I've had a lot of time to reflect.
Speaker 1: What have you learned? And you've turned to such a
Speaker 1: confident mass.
Speaker 2: I'm here today to say I'm done with Crocs. I
Speaker 2: decide I'm not no longer a crockwar So.
Speaker 1: He's been a Croc daddy for years.
Speaker 2: I'm beady. I don't know. I just thought about all
Speaker 2: the times they let me down. I've injured myself this
Speaker 2: summer at your house doing a box jump at the playground.
Speaker 1: I wasn't the crocs fo You're vertical was the issue.
Speaker 2: I tried climbing a mountain in crocs didn't help, slipping
Speaker 2: all over the place.
Speaker 1: It's actually gonna you know what. I'm actually on the
Speaker 1: crocs side you. It feels like a you issue. You chose.
Speaker 1: You gotta choose proper foot. Are Are they claiming they
Speaker 1: can climb mountain?
Speaker 2: Well, they're claiming everything there. You put those things in
Speaker 2: sports mode, you can solve world hunger and that's what
Speaker 2: they say.
Speaker 1: Okay, they have holes in them. I would never go
Speaker 1: out on the dirt and crocs. Okay, that's just bagging
Speaker 1: for a disaster.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad to be back.
Speaker 1: Good, We're happy to have you back. Time to do
Speaker 1: a little anyone listening? Who when we come back in five?
Speaker 2: Do you sit out?
Speaker 1: One on one point three? Katiewb with Fallon and Colt. Uh.
Speaker 1: I just found this out when Colt was But we'll
Speaker 1: post this little thing on Instagram occasion, like, hey, here's
Speaker 1: what's coming up on the show today. Colt casually drops
Speaker 1: that he's planning on talking to his stalker this afternoon,
Speaker 1: which every single person said, do not make contact with
Speaker 1: this person, and you seemingly ignored all advice.
Speaker 2: This isn't me feeding in to his ego.
Speaker 1: I feel like you like feeding into your ego. You
Speaker 1: like that you have a stalker, is what I feel like.
Speaker 2: No, I just needs to come to an end, and
Speaker 2: I feel like if I have a conversation with him,
Speaker 2: man to man, So.
Speaker 1: What time is this a taking place on our show?
Speaker 2: I think I have him at four forty five. Cool,
Speaker 2: but I mean he's having back and call kind of
Speaker 2: he's a stalk er. I call him right now if
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 1: Pass, all right pass anyone listening who this is where
Speaker 1: you call you just like shake it out, you shake
Speaker 1: it out, You're like you're ready for the holidays. I
Speaker 1: want you to get loose with us. You call six five
Speaker 1: one nine eight nine, katiew Bat. Anyone listening who actually
Speaker 1: likes egnog has an ex texting them or has multiple
Speaker 1: warning lights lit up in their dash right now, like
Speaker 1: check engine soon, low fluid low everything, like yeah, you
Speaker 1: can call six five one nine eight nine, Katie w B.
Speaker 1: Now the first one someone who actually likes egnog. That's
Speaker 1: my husband, Jake, who in this season of life right now,
Speaker 1: the holiday season, he has been dubbed jingle Jingle Jake
Speaker 1: because he eats so much jingle jingle from from Trader Jose.
Speaker 1: He's now officially lovingly Jingle Jingle Jake.
Speaker 2: And I think he does stuff though that's like these
Speaker 2: health trends. I think he doesn't even like it all
Speaker 2: right now. I don't even think he likes eggnogg.
Speaker 1: I think he's just doing it for the He loves eggnog,
Speaker 1: and he likes it. He likes to have like it
Speaker 1: once a year. He doesn't need a year round. He
Speaker 1: got the eggnog lot da at the coffee shop the
Speaker 1: other day. My his stepbrother said, Hey, what can I
Speaker 1: bring for Christmas? And Jake said, tell him to get
Speaker 1: some good eggnog? And Michael roll back, what is good eggnog?
Speaker 1: And I go do it? I don't nog? So you
Speaker 1: gotta ask Jake, I don't know what good dog is? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So anyway, if you fit into that category, you can
Speaker 1: call and we will shame you probably, Or if your
Speaker 1: ex is texting you, that's the one I want.
Speaker 2: What do they do around holidays? They bag you back,
Speaker 2: They send you a little like happy Holidays text and
Speaker 2: that's their way of like creeping in a little bit
Speaker 2: you that don't have to respond.
Speaker 1: Or lots of warning lights are on in your dash
Speaker 1: six five, one, nine, eight nine kd w B one
Speaker 1: on one point three Katie w B with thalon and
Speaker 1: colts and anyone listening, who here are the categories today?
Speaker 1: Actually likes eggnog, has an ex texting all or has
Speaker 1: a crap pen of those warning lights lit up on
Speaker 1: their dash of their car. Right now, which category do
Speaker 1: you fall into?
Speaker 2: I've fallen for two of them.
Speaker 4: But so what I'm talking about is multiple lights in
Speaker 4: my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which ones are lit up like a Christmas tree?
Speaker 4: So I have my engine light, my ABS light, wind
Speaker 4: chill water.
Speaker 1: That's suck crazy.
Speaker 2: Are you afraid, like you're driving down one Hunter or whatever,
Speaker 2: that your just cars is gonna blow up or you
Speaker 2: don't care?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm afraid, especially because it's not five.
Speaker 2: And but also maybe your car is being like a
Speaker 2: needy girlfriend. Maybe it's just like acting up or it's like, dude,
Speaker 2: you don't need that attention. Just to relax.
Speaker 1: Let's start with the windshield wife someone that feels very easy,
Speaker 1: and also like it gets so gross this time, you
Speaker 1: gotta clear off some stuff. I'm so worried about how your.
Speaker 2: Oh brother, I've been there where I have a water
Speaker 2: bottle I just dump on the windshield because I can't.
Speaker 2: I've done that before. I'm like, I've literally taken coffee,
Speaker 2: poured it on my windshield, wipe it off. You gotta
Speaker 2: do what you gotta do if you gotta slush and
Speaker 2: no windshield wiper fluid.
Speaker 1: As expensive as coffee as it would be cheap for
Speaker 1: to get shield wiper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's just the car companies wanting you to
Speaker 2: buy windshield wipe or fluid because that light. I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: when they turned that light, I used to have a
Speaker 2: little bit to get through, right, So you don't that's
Speaker 2: what's scary. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cool, good luck out there'd be safe. Ktew B.
Speaker 1: Which category do you fall into?
Speaker 3: I have an ex who still text me, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: move on already.
Speaker 1: What are they trying to They trying to get back
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 3: No, it was really complicated.
Speaker 1: It always is.
Speaker 3: They are transgender. So when I first started dating them,
Speaker 3: they were a girl.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: During our relationship they were like I'm transgender, and I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, that's cool. Yeah, sick with this, you know.
Speaker 3: And then they broke up with me, and so I
Speaker 3: moved on. They wanted me back after that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they were like, oh she was super supportive.
Speaker 1: What was I thinking?
Speaker 2: Any accent text you even if they say they don't
Speaker 2: want you back, they want you back, that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: You're too You're too good.
Speaker 3: I never reply. It's been like nine years and the
Speaker 3: holiday they still text me.
Speaker 1: They do the holiday text that what I'm saying, oh,
Speaker 1: just can't let that reply, but I still get it
Speaker 1: every year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you does not. Yeah, you should just get back
Speaker 2: with them and then break up them immediately. That's what
Speaker 2: you should do.
Speaker 4: Rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: That's Colt's motto and life.
Speaker 2: I can't believe on would say that. That's crazy. Okay, cool, that's.
Speaker 3: A man now and I have a child like they
Speaker 3: really just yeah, they really do.
Speaker 1: It's been nine years, almost a decade, buddy, keep going. Hey,
Speaker 1: Katie w B which category you fall into?
Speaker 3: Multiple life on the desk?
Speaker 1: All right, go ahead and list them out for us.
Speaker 3: Ko we have too just low tire pressure and maintenance.
Speaker 5: To oil change.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't worry about any of those. Those are whatever.
Speaker 2: Those were fine?
Speaker 1: What what school did you train in for a mechanics there?
Speaker 2: Cult? My dad made me do stuff sometimes.
Speaker 1: I like count that could be anything, that could be
Speaker 1: make your own sandwich.
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, my dad hadn't change in the breaks at
Speaker 2: ten years old, which feels dangerous.
Speaker 1: So dangerous. Do you think you'll get any of those
Speaker 1: checked out soon or just keep on keeping on?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not I'm no plan.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what you could also do sometimes because
Speaker 2: I've done this before. Well okay, I'm not proud of this,
Speaker 2: but I'm just saying. One time at a gas station
Speaker 2: it was like twenty below I needed air on my tire.
Speaker 2: You can just tell people you don't know how to
Speaker 2: do it, and then someone might do it for you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good call.
Speaker 5: I'm waiting for a husband.
Speaker 1: All yes, sad love, do your duty, sir. Thanks for
Speaker 1: calling in.
Speaker 4: Yep, thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 6: Katie WB dude.
Speaker 1: One on one point three, Katie w B, Sallon and
Speaker 1: Colt and more. Anyone listening who because this has been
Speaker 1: a hot one. Anyone listening who actually likes egnog? Somebody
Speaker 1: texted is that eggnog was absolutely delicious mixed with pyre ball?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I get it, Psycho. That's like a that's
Speaker 1: a party situation. Anyone listening who has an ex texting
Speaker 1: them got this text? My high school boyfriend and I
Speaker 1: still text each other Happy Birthday. It's a limited exchange,
Speaker 1: but I actually find it really sweet. Or anyone listening
Speaker 1: who has a lot of those warning lights lit up
Speaker 1: in their car dash Katie w B. Which category you
Speaker 1: fall into this is.
Speaker 4: Avery and fall into the eggnog category.
Speaker 2: Avery, get out of here.
Speaker 1: Avery. Do you give a favorite nog?
Speaker 4: I do. Don't be shaming the nog. You gotta get
Speaker 4: it from bottom Wood farms up in forest like you go,
Speaker 4: naturally made and it's freshly grown. It's right from the cow.
Speaker 1: Come on, actually grown.
Speaker 2: You tell me you get noogged from apple woods? Apples?
Speaker 2: Would wait? Where is it.
Speaker 4: Bottom Wood ball? I'm from Fork like you go Minnesota today.
Speaker 1: Ship because that is a long drive for me.
Speaker 4: I know it's a long drive. But if you're trying
Speaker 4: to please date, come on now.
Speaker 2: If you're driving to Hugo for eggnog, dude, you a problem.
Speaker 4: I can here to work every day in the work
Speaker 4: fan and that stuff comes in a glass bottle, and
Speaker 4: it is the best eggnog you will ever play.
Speaker 1: It does sound if I was gonna do it, I
Speaker 1: feel like I would want it a glass bottle, So
Speaker 1: I respect it. But man, that's commitment. How much is
Speaker 1: a glass bottle of nog o?
Speaker 4: It comes in a half gallon and a full gallon,
Speaker 4: and a full gallon is about eight buck nine bucks?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, And you don't work for them on the
Speaker 1: side or.
Speaker 4: No, I don't work for them on the side, but
Speaker 4: if they have some APEC shut down, I'd love to
Speaker 4: get some free nog to work on their hpax.
Speaker 2: Yeay, yay, shout out. I mean that it's just getting
Speaker 2: even worse. Now you're going to trade in your h
Speaker 2: bag work for eggnog. That just feels like.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, is like, make an egnogous basement
Speaker 1: to get free h back work.
Speaker 2: I'll make it in my bathtop right now. Yeh, bottle
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, thanks for calling in, but no problem behind it.
Speaker 2: Which category do you fall into? Fall into the car
Speaker 2: lights category?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Here a problem?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what's going on?
Speaker 4: So I have a check engine light on, an.
Speaker 3: Oil chainplate on, and then not a light, but I
Speaker 3: do have a wheel.
Speaker 2: Bearing that is bad. You can hear it, something that
Speaker 2: could come off on the highway. You know what I
Speaker 2: do want to shout out. I want to shout out
Speaker 2: car manufacturers for not telling us everything that's wrong. It's
Speaker 2: nice because you could have a light that pops up
Speaker 2: for that wheel bearing, or if it's like yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: something's going on with your brakes. It's nice that they
Speaker 2: gave us like a little bit of like, what do
Speaker 2: they call it if if if you don't know, it's
Speaker 2: you're happier? You know what I'm saying? What is it saying?
Speaker 2: If you what you? Wait?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, it's gonna let you find if you
Speaker 2: the less you know, the better. Wait, No, it's it's
Speaker 2: if you're stupid you have you know what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say though, Right, Yeah, I don't know the phrase,
Speaker 2: but I get the idea. Yeah, well what is the phrase?
Speaker 1: Ignorance is bliss, ignorance is.
Speaker 2: And ignorance is definitely found here?
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Good. Thanks.
Speaker 1: It's the Pop Culture Minute with Sellent and.
Speaker 2: Cult on one on one point three k d w B.
Speaker 1: Cult just goes, it's brought to you by ova Asa Zelond.
Speaker 1: Travis Kels is going to retire and I go, no,
Speaker 1: he's not, and he goes, I go, where'd you hear it?
Speaker 1: The Daily Mail? Anytime anyone's anything from a Daily Mail
Speaker 1: or like the New York Post, it's such whack information.
Speaker 2: Incredible, it's a credible source to say he's busy, he
Speaker 2: looks busy.
Speaker 1: It's busy, and I'm sure he will retire, but that
Speaker 1: is his life way more so than a celebrity Jeopardy.
Speaker 1: So I do think he will retire, sure, but there's
Speaker 1: no way it's this season or even next probably, but
Speaker 1: he does have to play on Christmas Day this year.
Speaker 1: What is that noise for? Do you think Taylor will
Speaker 1: spend her Christmas watching him?
Speaker 2: Definitely?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Girls, all about that image. What she's got to pull
Speaker 2: up look like the best? Dude. Imagine you don't go
Speaker 2: to your boyfriend's game on Christmas. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's a little I guess they have games very close,
Speaker 1: back to back to each other. And he said he's
Speaker 1: kind of my body's not going to be loving that.
Speaker 1: But he said this is a quote. I just know,
Speaker 1: I'm so fortunate to play this game. I'm going to
Speaker 1: cherish every time I get to play on the field.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to harp on that schedule that was
Speaker 1: given to us. So maybe you are right, maybe he's retiring.
Speaker 1: That felt like feels like a final thing to say.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, if I'm making a hundred million dollars from a podcast,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be like, yeah, let's just go get wrecked.
Speaker 2: Every Just dude's hitting me like every other day.
Speaker 1: Part of me is like yes, and part of me
Speaker 1: was like no, because you do have such a limited time.
Speaker 1: You can't go back if you regret it. Except Tom Brady,
Speaker 1: I guess that's true. That's how time you can do
Speaker 1: the podcast for He can do the podcast forever. I
Speaker 1: thought you were chained. Oh wait, in the new year,
Speaker 1: Colt's no longer saying one hundred percent because someone said
Speaker 1: he says it so much, you're doing what now?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be one.
Speaker 1: And also, I haven't talked about this yet, but I've
Speaker 1: been like like soft launching my new catchphrase. I got
Speaker 1: two that I'm working on, lock In. Let's hear Sina
Speaker 1: stole one. Lock In is one of them.
Speaker 2: You're so.
Speaker 1: Well well, well is my other one? In cold keeps
Speaker 1: saying it. It's so disrespectful. I regret ever telling you
Speaker 1: that it's gonna be my new catch phrase. Tom Holland
Speaker 1: and Zendaya just like us. They were out shopping at Nordstrum. Whoa,
Speaker 1: they weren't Rodale Drive, they were nord Strum. It's like
Speaker 1: you and me.
Speaker 2: I'm not even I'm not the rack. I'm not north
Speaker 2: Strum rack, which apparently is kind of a different and
Speaker 2: the Nordstrum. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's highly discounting.
Speaker 2: Because I feel boozy when I walk up in the
Speaker 2: Nord Storm rack. I'm like, dude knocking.
Speaker 1: There are like obviously big name brands, but part of
Speaker 1: me wonders, is it real?
Speaker 2: Are they just setting a number but it's really not
Speaker 2: that number you're saying.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 1: You know how like some clothing brands, they they have
Speaker 1: stuff they sell to the discount stores. It was never
Speaker 1: sold in the real store. It's just they like let
Speaker 1: the brand be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I happened with TJ Max came out like
Speaker 2: it wasn't actual clothing from it was just like, right, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: you're right. Yeah, you're right about a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Mariah Carey, Mimi and re Re Rihanna,
Speaker 1: they got real close. Recently, Rihanna went to her show
Speaker 1: in New York City Tuesday evening and guess what Mariah
Speaker 1: Carey signed Rihanna's boobs?
Speaker 2: Be'st legendary it is?
Speaker 1: It is I would let Mariah carry sign my boobs.
Speaker 1: I signed a man's boob at my very first Minnesota
Speaker 1: state fair.
Speaker 2: Not mine.
Speaker 1: He brought me up. I believe a pork chop on
Speaker 1: a stick and I signed his movies.
Speaker 2: A signable for sure. Yeah for show pork chopping a stick.
Speaker 1: Uh, Cardi b An Offset continue to be the most
Speaker 1: publicly dysfunctional couple together or a part of all time.
Speaker 1: They're out here posting left and right. He's like, single
Speaker 1: and miserable. He's like, you need to stop worrying about that.
Speaker 1: You know what egg plan emoji? You start worrying about
Speaker 1: that new music And she's like, so dating because I'm
Speaker 1: single means I'm just worried about that egg plan emoji.
Speaker 1: You sound like a dummy, trying to be fake nice
Speaker 1: after you did what you wanted from the beginning, trying
Speaker 1: to push a narrative to these people. She said, sign
Speaker 1: the papers today, God, just sign the papers. It's so trashy.
Speaker 1: I love it. I live for this drama. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is your pop culture. We're going to come back with
Speaker 1: the Secret of the Week. Yeah, a little taste.
Speaker 2: So usually it's somebody doing something for the girlfriend, but
Speaker 2: a boss did something for the girlfriend. I'll explain. It
Speaker 2: gets a little messy. If it gets a little messy,
Speaker 2: sound sketchy. Also, I just found out this information about
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter do what you mama did, but she actually
Speaker 2: wrote this song all about Joe exotic like the Tiger King.
Speaker 1: You're not going to believe this. It's the Secret Story
Speaker 1: of the Week with Allen.
Speaker 2: And Cold on one on one point three. Kat w B. Now,
Speaker 2: I want you to put yourself in this position. Really
Speaker 2: think about this, and how would you react if you
Speaker 2: found this out about your significant other.
Speaker 1: I can tell you right now. You know I'm a
Speaker 1: jealous person, So okay, if this is something that would
Speaker 1: make me jealous, you know how it react.
Speaker 2: You've heard of somebody sleeping with her boss for a
Speaker 2: promotion or raise, right, that's the thing that happens. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: This is a little twist. Somebody writes in she says, hello,
Speaker 2: I am the boss, immediately grab my attention. I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, this person thinks about themselves. Okay, it's like
Speaker 2: I manage a place. I don't want to tell you
Speaker 2: where it is whatever.
Speaker 7: But.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nope, long story short, I'm really attracted to one
Speaker 2: of my employees. Only thing is he's in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So after a while of talking and kind of hitting
Speaker 2: it off, we become kind of like work a husband
Speaker 2: and wife. I took things to the next level. He
Speaker 2: immediately rejected my advances, saying, I have a girlfriend. Okay, respect,
Speaker 2: I can't like it's fun talking to you and flirting whatever,
Speaker 2: but I just I don't want it to go any further.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cans can't go places.
Speaker 2: I get it. So I said, I know how much
Speaker 2: you make. Your financial situation. Can't be the greatest.
Speaker 1: Or man. I guess if it's a man or a woman,
Speaker 1: it's a woman, Okay, okay, I just as a woman.
Speaker 1: Once you have once you receive a rejection like that,
Speaker 1: you the tail goes between your leg, you go to
Speaker 1: a different you leave this what you actually start avoiding him.
Speaker 2: But she abols, She abols, that's what she said, a.
Speaker 1: Creepy boss, going okay, just I know how much money
Speaker 1: you make. Go on.
Speaker 2: So I made him a proposition. I said, we hook
Speaker 2: up occasionally, I'll give you that promotion.
Speaker 1: In my illegal, I'm so disturbed, I'm so upset.
Speaker 2: She says, Well, this is how she justifies it. She says,
Speaker 2: in my mind, I'm actually helping out his girlfriend because
Speaker 2: now they can go on vacations, they can afford maybe
Speaker 2: a nice place or around.
Speaker 1: I'm a crazy person.
Speaker 2: He balance, you don't have to worry about first groceries
Speaker 2: or gas or their car payment. In a way, this
Speaker 2: like ten minute act he's doing.
Speaker 1: He's going to get that raise in promotion when he
Speaker 1: soues you also.
Speaker 2: And that's pretty much where she left out. She wasn't
Speaker 2: asking for like any you know, that's what secretly she
Speaker 2: was just saying.
Speaker 1: Secretly is not like a where they ask for advice.
Speaker 2: Now, I will ask you this, would you be would
Speaker 2: you be upset if Jake he waked up with his
Speaker 2: boss for a promotion for the family, though it's for
Speaker 2: the family. We don't need money, all right, I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: Mama over here has two jobs. We are fine. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something right now. You are despicable. You
Speaker 1: are asking for advice. If I heard the same story
Speaker 1: and it was a guy doing it girl to a girl,
Speaker 1: I would think it was disgusting and predatory. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it's the same thing as a female boss
Speaker 1: doing it to a guy. It's sick and predatory. If
Speaker 1: that's not cool, now not it is.
Speaker 2: The guy in the wrong because he's following suit with
Speaker 2: the boss, or is he the victim in this all, he.
Speaker 1: Didn't what do you mean following suit? I think you
Speaker 1: can be friends and chatty. He probably does want to
Speaker 1: be wanted to be on his boss's good side. And
Speaker 1: then he did the right thing by saying, like whoa lady.
Speaker 2: Hold up? Hold up?
Speaker 1: He pulled the reins on the horses and no, none.
Speaker 2: No, But now they're hooking up. So is he in
Speaker 2: the wrong for that?
Speaker 1: She didn't say they're hooking up.
Speaker 2: No, they are hooking up.
Speaker 1: Where did I miss that they are hooking up? Where
Speaker 1: did I miss that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they are hooking up.
Speaker 1: In this she said she made a proposition.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he went through it. Oh, that's why
Speaker 2: I read it. At least I read it as he
Speaker 2: accepted the proposition.
Speaker 1: I think I blacked out. I don't know that I
Speaker 1: heard the second part of the email. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: if they're hooking up, then yes, he is in the wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay. I was gonna say, it's kind of crazy you're
Speaker 2: not saying that he's in the wrong right now.
Speaker 1: But I didn't even hear that part of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm fired up. You are You're wake, he's wake, he's weak.
Speaker 1: You should have Oh no, I don't. Oh no, you
Speaker 1: know that whole bit. On TikTok, we listen and we
Speaker 1: do not judge. I listen and I absolutely am judging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're not wrong for that. I would too,
Speaker 2: But listen, you gotta put food on the table.
Speaker 1: No, that's your secret of the week. It's one of
Speaker 1: one point three katiew. You have a surprised me. Come
Speaker 1: back one on one point three Katiew with Fallon and Cult.
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Speaker 1: going to join us Friday. But we are blessed today
Speaker 1: we have a blast from the past that I think
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Speaker 1: show joining us. I'm so excited. You're going to find
Speaker 1: out who it is for Radios Categories in five minutes
Speaker 1: one on one point three k DWB with Fallon and Cult.
Speaker 1: And I didn't think I'd be saying this ever again. Hello,
Speaker 1: oh my god, welcome back. Oh so much better now
Speaker 1: I know. So just a quick rundown. Ted used to
Speaker 1: come in. He was at our promotion destructor here at
Speaker 1: katw B. He Ted came down. We forced him, like
Speaker 1: every day basically to do either radios categories. We kept
Speaker 1: adding more and more clip quiz Ted talks and then
Speaker 1: everything then Ted was slaughtered as they do here at iHeart.
Speaker 2: It happens, and we love we.
Speaker 1: Love our company, yeah obviously, but we missed the energy
Speaker 1: and the vibes that Ted brought. Well it's been a
Speaker 1: few months, yep. So I got I got the courage
Speaker 1: to I well, I asked you first, I said, weuld
Speaker 1: you ever want to come back and do some games
Speaker 1: and bits with us? And You're like, of course yeah.
Speaker 1: And so then I texted rich our boss, I'm like,
Speaker 1: are we allowed to have Ted back in? He wasn't
Speaker 1: like fired, Like he didn't do anything.
Speaker 7: Frod, I didn't really go out like you know, guns
Speaker 7: of blades or anything.
Speaker 1: And he said, you know what, let me check with
Speaker 1: the bosses and they were like, for.
Speaker 2: Sure, So here we are. We made it. We made
Speaker 2: it quick.
Speaker 1: Update you know. Obviously. One of the big things is
Speaker 1: we talked about the love of your life that you
Speaker 1: had not said I love you too yet, And I
Speaker 1: got to ask you every single because you're so no
Speaker 1: I'm the noses. But he started dating Abby here and
Speaker 1: we would like each week at an update, like the
Speaker 1: meeting the parents, all the things.
Speaker 7: Yep, went to our family Christmas class weekend.
Speaker 2: That was a big deal. That got me a Christmas gift.
Speaker 1: So I think I'm in How long have you guys
Speaker 1: been together now?
Speaker 2: I want to say, it's like nine months.
Speaker 1: So have you said I love you?
Speaker 2: Yes? God?
Speaker 1: I started following Abby on Instagram.
Speaker 7: We're so we're fallon. Texted me like two months ago, like,
Speaker 7: have you said I love you yet? So nosy, but
Speaker 7: at least you know that I still think.
Speaker 1: About you and love you.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Oh, music had the change. Love music.
Speaker 2: It's so corny.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to have you here. For radios categories,
Speaker 1: Am I going first or second?
Speaker 2: Coldy, you can go second. Let's kitchen here second. So yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna kick you out.
Speaker 7: Go get Oh my gosh, I'm kind of nobody. I
Speaker 7: haven't played since the last time I was here.
Speaker 2: Really russy. I have faith in you though, Thank you, apprecie.
Speaker 2: So here we go, Here we go. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you ten categories your letter today. L L L as
Speaker 2: doing L A minute to go through these in your time?
Speaker 2: Starts now, Christmas songs, skip, holiday decorations, lights, yeah, winter
Speaker 2: activities lose oh good one gifts to give.
Speaker 9: Leopard print holidays, oh my god, holiday movies love actually,
Speaker 9: holiday treats.
Speaker 2: Lung lint chocolates so good, okay, Christmas characters gosh a skip,
Speaker 2: New Year's resolutions, losing weight solid okay, Holiday traditions leftsa
Speaker 2: and winter clothing items long pants long John's all right,
Speaker 2: and that is your time. That is your time, Balan,
Speaker 2: you know what. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: I'm back.
Speaker 2: How did you do, sed uh?
Speaker 7: You know, for having like three or four months off?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, well I'll also I wasn't I didn't know
Speaker 7: would be themed.
Speaker 1: Oh it's themed. Okay, what a surprise. I did just
Speaker 1: of course, heads back for ten seconds and I forced
Speaker 1: me to do Instagram video with us that is officially
Speaker 1: posted if you'd like to see him in the flash baby.
Speaker 2: Okay, So back fallin your letter is l oh, you
Speaker 2: have a minute to go thirtise your time starts now.
Speaker 2: Christmas songs, let its know. Oh, holiday decorations skip, really,
Speaker 2: Winter activities yeah really.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Cockies, snow man la la la la.
Speaker 1: Skip gifts to give, gifts to give love?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, nice, holiday.
Speaker 1: Movies, lampoot's, Lampoon'schrismification.
Speaker 2: Holiday treats, licorice, keep going, Christmas characters.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Lucy. New Year's resolutions, lose weight, skip, go time,
Speaker 8: winter clothing items I don't know, skip wait, holiday traditions
Speaker 8: took traditions ye, no idea skip.
Speaker 2: All right, that's your time, go back, give me more.
Speaker 2: That's your time, dude.
Speaker 1: You screwed me so much, you took so much time.
Speaker 2: I'll give you. Put ten seconds on the clock. Holiday decorations, no.
Speaker 1: One knows that one. Winter activities lace, okay, winter activities,
Speaker 1: leg wrestling.
Speaker 2: I mean, all right, get warm with not as I
Speaker 2: feel comfortable? Is that good? Everybody calls here a coaster? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, okay, so we're gonna go through these quickly.
Speaker 2: Christmas songs ted, you had nothing found, you had let
Speaker 2: it snow good one now. Holiday decorations ted. But the
Speaker 2: obvious lights lights, just lights fallin.
Speaker 1: That's way better than place.
Speaker 2: You had lace, which is it.
Speaker 1: Tib cloth lace?
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, you're right, you are right generous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: winter activities.
Speaker 1: Also maybe it was a decoration from my body.
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 1: Gag, I get it confident, keep it sexy.
Speaker 2: You had a loose is that lose? Lose?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good one.
Speaker 2: Fallon you had like wrestling.
Speaker 1: You don't have to count. That's a winter activity.
Speaker 2: You are inside board.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, that's loose, but okay, that's your choice
Speaker 1: as the.
Speaker 2: Judge gifts to give. That's a leopard print panties. I
Speaker 2: just like I thought leopard print.
Speaker 7: Then the panties just came and that was a little
Speaker 7: more wholesome.
Speaker 2: With love, that's beautiful. Holiday movies, Ted had love actually
Speaker 2: found had lampoon.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is. You can't give me the it's.
Speaker 2: National, would be vocal, Ted using your big boy voice.
Speaker 2: Very nice.
Speaker 1: So okay.
Speaker 2: Holiday treats. We had Lynch chocolate for Ted.
Speaker 1: Oh, great choice.
Speaker 2: Right. Fallon had licorice.
Speaker 1: It is a stocking stuff for thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah that was good? All right. Christmas characters, did you
Speaker 2: have nothing for you? You had nothing that one's had found.
Speaker 2: You had Lucy.
Speaker 1: Cindy, lou who could have counted if you went lou
Speaker 1: who commas Cindy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, New Year's resolutions. You both had losing weight.
Speaker 1: Well that's hurtful.
Speaker 2: Holiday traditions. Ted had LEFSA had so Minnesota of you right,
Speaker 2: nothing and winter clothing items. Ted had long John's good
Speaker 2: one and had nothing. So I'm calculating, I'm doing all
Speaker 2: these things. It was close, It was close, but for
Speaker 2: Ted's first time back taking it home seven to six,
Speaker 2: he actually.
Speaker 1: Deserves the one he cheats for Max every week. It's
Speaker 1: so embarrassing, really, but you actually deserve on Max now.
Speaker 2: Wo Max is the rizzler. We did find that out.
Speaker 7: Max is a charismatic dude. He's got the risk he does.
Speaker 2: He does shut out.
Speaker 1: We love you, thank you.
Speaker 6: For coming and and congratulations.
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Speaker 1: get the same thing every time. Absolutely not. This is
Speaker 1: what I learned that. No, I'm not gonna let you talk.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I learned as a parent,
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Speaker 1: I'm not basing my life completely around my child. Yes,
Speaker 1: I gotta. I think that's how you stay sane. Is
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Speaker 1: give them a schedule, Yes, but they need to like
Speaker 1: work around your life or your life is based that's
Speaker 1: not that's.
Speaker 2: Not like I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: But you're saying, let's go to five different places. No,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't want freaking McDonald's. Maybe I want taco.
Speaker 2: Beat for McDonald's is like, dude, you know what, we're.
Speaker 1: Maybe more passionate in my life.
Speaker 2: What if McDonald's like, dude, we're gonna make tacos. Let's
Speaker 2: do that. Like at some point at the drawing line,
Speaker 2: it's like, all right, you make the taco That doesn't
Speaker 2: even make sense. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean.
Speaker 2: We'll swooping down. They're like, dude, we're gonna start doing
Speaker 2: with McDonald It doesn't get let's do these nuggets.
Speaker 1: But see, but see, nuggets are so easy. They already
Speaker 1: have a deep frier that is, toss them in McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You'd have to have a whole different station for tacos.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Sorry, total side note, Yes, shut up, but also,
Speaker 1: but also, Jake made the boldest statement I have heard
Speaker 1: lately with fast food. He said, the McDonald's steak bagel
Speaker 1: is the best breakfast sandwich at any fast food restaurant.
Speaker 1: He said it's better than a Bruger's breakfast sandwich. And
Speaker 1: Brugers is known for their bagel breakfast sandwiches.
Speaker 2: McDonald's doing steak bagels, he said, what's happened?
Speaker 1: He said, this is the bagel. He said the bagel
Speaker 1: is the softest, bodiest, perfect, It's a perfect combination of
Speaker 1: every taste. He said he's never had a better breatha
Speaker 1: sandwich in his life from a fast food place.
Speaker 2: Try it.
Speaker 1: I haven't tried it either. He was, like, I came
Speaker 1: home the other day. I brought him an old fashioned
Speaker 1: glazed maple donut. I also brought him a breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 1: He did not tell me he'd already eaten the McDonald's
Speaker 1: breakfast sandwich and hate everything.
Speaker 2: I gave him.
Speaker 1: That's why he's Jingle Jingle Jake this holiday season. Hell yeah,
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Speaker 1: So have are you taking your girls? Colt to see
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. I think we talked about it. You were
Speaker 1: kind of like on the fence.
Speaker 2: Well, they have a love hate relationship with Sants, so
Speaker 2: they love what he offers and brings the table, but
Speaker 2: when they see him in real life, there's something about him.
Speaker 2: I think it's like it's aura. Yeah that they're but
Speaker 2: I mean he's coming to my house hopefully.
Speaker 1: Olive teared up once meeting Santa, but it was like
Speaker 1: because she was like one you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: it was like, what's happening? Who is this person? And
Speaker 1: why are my parents no longer holding me?
Speaker 2: So I'm pretty crazy when you just drop your kid
Speaker 2: off to sit on Santa's lap, rock your kid up.
Speaker 1: First of all, a lot of the Santas they don't
Speaker 1: sit on the Santa lap anymore. They sit next to them.
Speaker 1: A lot of them. The one that we visited all
Speaker 1: did not sit on his lap, all right, she sat
Speaker 1: next to him. So not all the Santas are doing
Speaker 1: that anymore. Well yeah, but I mean, yes, trying to
Speaker 1: I we talk about it in a different way, but
Speaker 1: so basically we went to see Santa. And on the
Speaker 1: way there, I said, what are you gonna ask Santa for?
Speaker 1: And she said the elephant with pink polk dods? And
Speaker 1: I said, what elephant with pink polka dot? She's like
Speaker 1: the elephant with pink you know you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. And we're like, no, if she reads these
Speaker 1: books that have an elephant biggie and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, those books are so good. I said that
Speaker 1: one know from Rudolph, and I start thinking, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what elephant are you talking about? One of the Misfit Toys.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to say it so rude, because the
Speaker 1: Misfit Toys already have enough slack and know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But she's like, yeah, oh my god, and I pull
Speaker 1: a Google it a Google search the I'm like this elephant.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's the one, and Jake looks at me
Speaker 1: and gives me that look of just like hi roll.
Speaker 1: So she tells Santa, and I'm like, good luck, Santa.
Speaker 5: Haha.
Speaker 1: I wanted to assist Santa a little bit and start
Speaker 1: looking like you're doing some research to send Santa a
Speaker 1: couple of lengths. Fun fact. That elephant basically impossible to find.
Speaker 1: They made one of these elephants in nineteen ninety eight
Speaker 1: for the anniversary of Rudolph and uh fun fact. Santa
Speaker 1: told me Santa has budget. Santa looking to spend seventy
Speaker 1: dollars on a little stuffed animal that OLLI will forget
Speaker 1: about and basically so, upon a second Google search, I
Speaker 1: discover another one at pet cole.
Speaker 2: Why did they get go Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Actual, it's all like ten dollars. Oh, Dad has a squeaker,
Speaker 1: which I think is an extra kind of like fun
Speaker 1: thing about it?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that'll be that'll be awesome for your child,
Speaker 2: but so annoying so quickly for you.
Speaker 1: Sent the link to Santa saying, hey, just make life
Speaker 1: easier so the elves don't have to build this one.
Speaker 2: Did he give you your thumbs up winky face?
Speaker 1: No, he said he left me on red.
Speaker 2: But sand is even Carl. He's busy. He's busy, busy year.
Speaker 1: So long story longer. My daughter is going to get
Speaker 1: a dog toy for her main gift for Christmas this year,
Speaker 1: and I support it.
Speaker 2: And you found, I mean, Santa found. I'm the cheap
Speaker 2: cheap too about that.
Speaker 1: I do feel like at some point there will be
Speaker 1: a tag of war between her and a dog Frank
Speaker 1: with it, because Franks will be like so high for
Speaker 1: this toy.
Speaker 2: Also, probably you might just get like two.
Speaker 1: Some kids love animal toys though that they're like, oh
Speaker 1: a little cat mouse, save some money. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: Facts hot tip. There's my hot take this holiday season.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. I've never thought about
Speaker 2: Christmas shopping for my child at like pet Co.
Speaker 1: Or pet Smart or something that tells me you have
Speaker 1: a narrow focus. I do it was like expand and
Speaker 1: think outside the box. There you go. Well, Merry Christmas,
Speaker 1: Happy New Year? And have you had a bough one
Speaker 1: on one point three kd WB with Fallin and cult Okay,
Speaker 1: I posted these up on my Facebook. Fallin katiewb, what
Speaker 1: is your holiday hot take? And the example I gave,
Speaker 1: which I don't agree with, is you think family matching
Speaker 1: Christmas pj's are stupid. I don't agree with it. I
Speaker 1: think they're really cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: But some people have hot takes. And if you have
Speaker 1: a holiday hot take, you can text in five three
Speaker 1: nine two one or you can call six five one
Speaker 1: nine eight nine ktew B. Here are the ones that
Speaker 1: I got on Facebook. This one says elf on a shelf.
Speaker 1: I tell every parent skip it not not the not
Speaker 1: the move. It's a stress. It's a stress. You don't
Speaker 1: know what, you don't know what the elf is going
Speaker 1: to get into. You got to remind that elf to
Speaker 1: go to the North Paul and come back. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So it's a lot of stress, a
Speaker 1: lot of stress. Number two holiday hot take, Debbie says,
Speaker 1: I like to listen to Christmas music on my radio
Speaker 1: in my car. It bugs me that most of the
Speaker 1: songs are about winter or snow and not about Christmas. Also,
Speaker 1: Dan Fogelberg's another old ling zign should be played a
Speaker 1: lot more.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. No, it probably should.
Speaker 1: I know old ling zign, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: I know. Dan's another old sign. No, no idea liz
Speaker 1: ugly Christmas sweater? She says, why is this a thing?
Speaker 2: Does it's fun?
Speaker 1: That also doesn't racks up. Just purchase the goodwill ones
Speaker 1: and resell them at higher prices.
Speaker 2: I want to be surprised.
Speaker 1: It's possible. It's possible.
Speaker 2: Cult.
Speaker 1: Do you have any holiday hot takes you'd like to add?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm pretty positive when it comes to holidays.
Speaker 2: I'm like, whatever you want to do is cool. However
Speaker 2: you want to celebrate, as long as you're celebrating. The
Speaker 2: only hot take is when it's not even a hot take,
Speaker 2: when you're just not in the holiday mood. It's like,
Speaker 2: all right, just shut up, stop, just relaxed.
Speaker 1: Ye asked for it. I don't have been really boring
Speaker 1: if no one posted a hotpital cult.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, if somebody isn't in to Christmas if
Speaker 2: you're like a you know, hot take. Yeah, it's like, dude,
Speaker 2: you don't even talk to me until the New year then,
Speaker 2: or actually I will say this, I just come I
Speaker 2: got one, Okay, ready for it.
Speaker 1: Some people are ba hombug, Like one guy texted in
Speaker 1: bah hombug because he and his wife are divorced and
Speaker 1: the kids with her. This Christmas way spending it alone,
Speaker 1: so he isn't about Christmas this year, And I totally
Speaker 1: get that.
Speaker 2: Dude, you gotta come up with some new things makes
Speaker 2: up happy though. Get a train set you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Set it up on your basement. Whatever. Here's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Oh f I am actually annoyed at
Speaker 2: my street for not going harder on Christmas decorations. I'll
Speaker 2: drive around these streets and these these neighborhoods like, dude,
Speaker 2: oh my god, be so cool if my neighborhood was
Speaker 2: actually festive. It just feels like there should be a
Speaker 2: tax if you don't put Christmas lights up. Three fine, I.
Speaker 1: Don't have Christmas win suff and I have them in
Speaker 1: my house. Put them outside.
Speaker 2: You're part of the problem, and that's expensive.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where any outlets are Have you
Speaker 1: seen the hill I live on? Where would I find
Speaker 1: an outlet I have? I have like a million mile
Speaker 1: like exingine cord. The deer be chewing through it. It's
Speaker 1: like no. Okay, number two, speaking of I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you this. I have fancy neighbors and they invited us
Speaker 1: to go do something very cool. Okay, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: when we come back. What do you more? Holiday hot
Speaker 1: takes on Katie w B one to one point three
Speaker 1: KATIEWB with thallon wait, Cult, can we play some holiday
Speaker 1: music because he's a holiday hot takes?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. The first of all, Colt said
Speaker 1: that you should be fine if you don't have Christmas lights,
Speaker 1: And the first text we got is touch grass with
Speaker 1: your Christmas lights, fee Cult, Well, it would.
Speaker 2: Just be not just imagine driving around a city and
Speaker 2: like every house is lit up just like Christmas. That
Speaker 2: sounds so mad, like a like a movie, like a
Speaker 2: Pallmark movie.
Speaker 1: If you have a holiday hot take, you can call
Speaker 1: six five to one nine eight nine KATIEWB or text
Speaker 1: five three nine two one katiewb one. Here's the text
Speaker 1: we got. My holiday hot take is when people start
Speaker 1: posting in July how many fridays there are until Christmas? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't need that kind of countdown. It stresses me out.
Speaker 1: Some people love Christmas and like the day after Christmas,
Speaker 1: like three hundred and sixty four days, don't Christmas? And
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, give me a minute, man.
Speaker 2: They just love the joy though, they really do.
Speaker 1: I love Christmas.
Speaker 2: I love it so much, and Jesus shout out obviously.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, here's the next post we got on
Speaker 1: Facebook Holiday hot take hot take. It's not super magical
Speaker 1: for moms with multiple kids who feel super overwhelmed this
Speaker 1: time of year. Spoken from experience. He had a comment
Speaker 1: on that cult.
Speaker 2: We're magical moms. No, I mean yeah, I was probably stressful,
Speaker 2: that's all right. I mean for the kids, I'll put
Speaker 2: on a brain face. Meant like, you know, try to
Speaker 2: have a little fun. But what epps, what.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to like be like, oh, I make sure
Speaker 1: to help Jen out so she doesn't feel all this stress.
Speaker 1: And you said it quote I put on a brave face.
Speaker 1: No one asked you to put on a brave face,
Speaker 1: Like moms are stressed out and you're like, oh sick.
Speaker 2: Well, we're all in this together. Listen, dads are going
Speaker 2: through dads are going through stuff too.
Speaker 1: What are you personally going through? Because you can't speak
Speaker 1: on behalf of all?
Speaker 2: Dad's too much, just too much, she even talk about
Speaker 2: right now, right, let me get back to you.
Speaker 1: Jake last night wrapped his first and probably only present
Speaker 1: he'll have to wrap of the holiday season. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this just shucks, and I was really, I want to
Speaker 1: have four hundred presents on our behalf.
Speaker 2: You gotta, you gotta what's it called, you gotta take
Speaker 2: care of your household? That you gotta. You gotta figure
Speaker 2: out what's going on. If your husband is being lazy
Speaker 2: on the side, that's you gotta kick him in the booty. Dude,
Speaker 2: you gotta speak up a little bit. Don't just hide
Speaker 2: that and sign and cry in the.
Speaker 1: If we laid down the amount of duties and tasks
Speaker 1: that Jake and I do, it would be so uneven
Speaker 1: with how much more he does than me, that I
Speaker 1: would never bring up the fact that I wrap our
Speaker 1: Christmas presents to his face?
Speaker 2: Have you it?
Speaker 1: Behind his back on the radio. He's in the middle
Speaker 1: of his work Secret Santa right now, so I'm safe.
Speaker 2: Oh nice?
Speaker 1: Uh? Megan says her holiday hot take, people don't need
Speaker 1: more stuff. Normalize giving grocery gift cards.
Speaker 2: Day man, sister love that.
Speaker 1: I love that meme that was going around. It's like, hey,
Speaker 1: Black Friday deals. I don't need a flat screen. Mama
Speaker 1: needs some groceries. Can we get a little count like
Speaker 1: well discount groceries.
Speaker 2: We all have TVs. We don't need that anymore. No, baby,
Speaker 2: don't make me spend seven dollars on avocados. Let's not
Speaker 2: price down.
Speaker 1: Agreed. Caitlin says, be understanding of your loved ones time
Speaker 1: and bandwidth. We were invited to five family Christmases this year.
Speaker 1: It's not possible to be everywhere at once. Don't make
Speaker 1: anyone feel guilty for where they want to spend their holidays,
Speaker 1: even if they choose to spend it alone or in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I wish I was last cry emoji. We'll come
Speaker 1: back and we'll do some more of these holiday hot takes.
Speaker 1: Like I said, you can text them men five three
Speaker 1: nine two one or call sixty five one nine eight
Speaker 1: nine kd.
Speaker 2: B go ahead six.
Speaker 1: One on one point thirty. KATIEWV with Fallon and Colt
Speaker 1: got some more holiday hot takes. Okay, this is just cold.
Speaker 1: I want you to yes or know these? Okay, you
Speaker 1: ready for turkey? Is disgusting. People try so hard to
Speaker 1: make it taste like something.
Speaker 2: That's text we got No. I mean it's it's not
Speaker 2: like the best meal, but it's not disgusting.
Speaker 1: This text says people in your family over twenty one
Speaker 1: do not need gifts. If they want it, they buy
Speaker 1: it during the years, just spend time together.
Speaker 2: Tweet unless it's money. I'm wanting money. That seems nice
Speaker 2: and helpful.
Speaker 1: You know what. I can't imagine a world where I
Speaker 1: don't no matter how old my niece and neph you are,
Speaker 1: I feel like I will, like forever get them gifts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true if I only have like.
Speaker 1: The one niece and nephew. Though, if I have fifteen,
Speaker 1: I think I would draw the line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, niece, that's different. For some reason, I was thinking
Speaker 2: about like brother and sister, like if you're both, if
Speaker 2: you're just up there, don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I told my sister. I was like, I'm buying your
Speaker 1: kids stuff, you're buying my kids. We don't need to
Speaker 1: get we have everything we need. If you buy me
Speaker 1: something you're just buying me stuff to buy me stuff.
Speaker 1: If I really needed something, that'd be different. So let's
Speaker 1: just knocket each other gifts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put her in line. What Just tell her straight
Speaker 2: up how it is.
Speaker 1: But okay, I love my sister, but I literally said
Speaker 1: last year, I go, hey, I'm gonna spend one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars each on your kids. And she wrote back, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I spent two hundred each on yours day.
Speaker 1: That was but she only sent that to me to
Speaker 1: basically guilt me and just spending more. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I've always had just a niece nephew, and that's what
Speaker 1: I've given them for their birthday and Christmas every Yet
Speaker 1: how much I've spent on them, wasn't planning on upping it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I'd be like all right, cool, thanks for doing.
Speaker 1: That, it was bizarre. I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to start this. I don't want to start this tradition.
Speaker 1: I'm like spending that much on them. Yeah, Amanda says
Speaker 1: holiday hot take. I'm not a fan of the inflatable
Speaker 1: outdoor ornaments. I was fine with one or whatever, but
Speaker 1: some yards are vomited with them. It's not cute.
Speaker 2: There's this uh in Saint Louis part there's this one
Speaker 2: house like right off Minnetonka, and it has I don't
Speaker 2: know how they fit it in their yard. There's like
Speaker 2: about seventy inflatables. I thought of it. I was like,
Speaker 2: they're electricity villa. It's just so high. And also how
Speaker 2: are they keeping them up? Like it feels like they
Speaker 2: would just float away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Wendy Amanda goes in. Okay, get ready, Amanda
Speaker 1: doesn't have one. Amanda has many holiday hot takes. Christmas
Speaker 1: cards are a waste of paper and stamps. All I
Speaker 1: Want for Christmas was overplayed. A Christmas story is also overplayed.
Speaker 1: Theme days at work and school are exhausting. Working in general,
Speaker 1: the last two weeks of the year feels pointless. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I agree with all these Honestly. Yeah, I'm Christmas cards though,
Speaker 1: because it brings me joy to send them out.
Speaker 2: I like the theme days at work and Christmas cards.
Speaker 2: I mean, if we're talking about wasting paper and stamps,
Speaker 2: that's I mean, they probably waste a lot more paper
Speaker 2: and stamps and other things.
Speaker 1: But Jake said yesterday he goes just just so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm officially keeping tabs on who sent us a
Speaker 1: card last year and didn't send us one this year,
Speaker 1: And I go, what is wrong with you? Every year
Speaker 1: we send them out and we get less and less cards.
Speaker 2: You're on my fridge right now. To be fair, I've
Speaker 2: never sent out Christmas cards, so it's not because I
Speaker 2: don't like you. I just I've just never done it.
Speaker 1: Well, I said to him, go, I think just less
Speaker 1: and less people are doing it. I don't think we're
Speaker 1: being asked from their list. He's like, no, I think
Speaker 1: we're being asked. Thinks we're getting asked from list.
Speaker 2: Dude, You're on my fridge. Every time I go in
Speaker 2: for the seventh snack at night, I see Jake's jacked
Speaker 2: body judging me, and I see her enough. Yeah, oh you.
Speaker 1: Didn't even look at me. You just put the bag
Speaker 1: that over.
Speaker 2: Minds say the photo you guys chose for Jakes pecs
Speaker 2: are popping out like crazy. It looks like he's a bodybuild.
Speaker 1: Okay, to be fair, it's from his brother's wedding. Talk
Speaker 1: about a bridesmaid trying to make it about herself by
Speaker 1: showing too many boobies.
Speaker 2: That's Jake.
Speaker 1: He picked the tightest outfit. He literally had to go
Speaker 1: let his pants out the day before the wedding because
Speaker 1: it was so tight on his body.
Speaker 2: His bicep is as big as Dylan's head. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: He's got strong arms, he can lift you up. Tasha
Speaker 1: around a little bit.
Speaker 2: Don't throw me with a good time.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that visual I'm never getting out of my head.
Speaker 1: Another holiday hot take this from Alsia the pressure to
Speaker 1: buy everyone gifts, yet people cry about waste and overflowing landfills.
Speaker 1: We don't do presents for anyone except our kids, not
Speaker 1: even each other, Brianna. People go overboard with stalking. Stocking
Speaker 1: should be a little trinkets, not small expensive items. And
Speaker 1: also actual peppermint is not great. Green spearmant is better.
Speaker 2: Do I like peppermint? I feel that way about about
Speaker 2: Easter because my wife started getting like the kids bikes
Speaker 2: and stuff on Easter. I'm like, started doing that, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. He rode his way in on this thing.
Speaker 1: Katie is a final one says having to buy Holly
Speaker 1: gifts for co workers is burdensome.
Speaker 2: Speaking of we're doing our exchange. We don't know who
Speaker 2: has who we did a white elephant type thing.
Speaker 1: We're doing a secret Santa called my each drew name.
Speaker 1: There were two names in the bucket. The rule was
Speaker 1: you can't draw your own name. I'm not sure who
Speaker 1: Cult drew. I'm not sure who I drew. The reveal
Speaker 1: happens on Friday, which is very exciting. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see who my secret Santa is and when they
Speaker 1: got me. The limit was five dollars, yes.
Speaker 2: And a little gift from me to you right now.
Speaker 2: I do have a little you can count as like
Speaker 2: a stocking stuffer if you'd like. Probably won't, but I
Speaker 2: got you. This who.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing we do now. I'm gonna be sad
Speaker 1: when Christmas is over. You ready, here we go?
Speaker 2: Let me you want me roll? Let me thank us?
Speaker 4: Old you?
Speaker 2: Why Superman? Right?
Speaker 1: Guess that doesn't count. If you drew my name as
Speaker 1: my gift you stuff to spend five dollars on me?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much?
Speaker 2: I got you or doing It's the Pop Culture Minute
Speaker 2: with Selling and Colt on one on one point three
Speaker 2: kd W B.
Speaker 1: Cult. I've only been with him for like a few
Speaker 1: hours now. I haven't seen him in days, and he's
Speaker 1: asked anyone who's passed, you're going to see the Complete
Speaker 1: Unknown movie with about Bob Dylan. It's like his new
Speaker 1: conversation Starter, which is fine, but now I think Timothy
Speaker 1: Shallowmy has taken it too far. He's singing with a
Speaker 1: harmonica on the New York City Beer like full Bob
Speaker 1: Dylan mode. I'm like, all right, we got I get
Speaker 1: you got.
Speaker 2: A movie prom but like, but it's weird because it's
Speaker 2: not He's not dressed like Bob. He's just in a
Speaker 2: six and like a leather jacket, and the harmonica.
Speaker 1: He's playing is actually his iPhone. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's why I keep asking people because I feel bad
Speaker 2: because I do think it'll be a great movie, and
Speaker 2: I do think he'll be exceptional in it. But it's
Speaker 2: just like I think he wants it to be this
Speaker 2: legendary thing.
Speaker 1: Cold doesn't fit. Anyone outside of Minnesota cares about Bob Dylan. There.
Speaker 1: That's you, just admit it, that's what you think.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone for starters thought he was dead because of
Speaker 2: the movie. They were like, wait, oh yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: a tribute about Dylan, and it's like, no, he's just here.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anyone think that is really.
Speaker 2: People were like, is he oh, is this like a
Speaker 2: tribute note? I don't. I hope it does well, but
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Think I think it'll be interesting because it is like
Speaker 1: Prince is well. Some might argue that, but I think
Speaker 1: arguably Prince is bigger than Bob Dylan, right, But I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, but timoth I think they're hoping
Speaker 1: Timothy Shallow may his star power of him being like
Speaker 1: young will reach the younger audiences. But we'll see that's it.
Speaker 1: It can be. It could be tough.
Speaker 2: I know there's a love triangle, so.
Speaker 1: See they should lead with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure people.
Speaker 1: Bob Dylan would love that. His life is just led
Speaker 1: like the story is a love triangle.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I don't think he'd be a fan. Uh So, Mariah
Speaker 1: Carey just signed it on ptograph. Rihanna's boobs and look
Speaker 1: I am in the way where I carry got sick.
Speaker 1: She had to cancel a couple couple of shows, which,
Speaker 1: let's be honest, this is her highlight season. She's a
Speaker 1: Queen of Christmas, so to cancel Christmas shows must suck.
Speaker 1: She's back in action. Rihanna goes to check it out.
Speaker 1: Tuesday evening she sees there and she's like, gets that
Speaker 1: red sharpie signs those movies, And I'm like, get it.
Speaker 1: I once signed a man's boobs at the Minnesota State Fair,
Speaker 1: so I totally relate.
Speaker 2: How was the writing on that is? Is there like
Speaker 2: an indentation because it's not like a hard surface, right, I.
Speaker 1: Guess it depends on if Rihanna has implants or not.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I was about your experience. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I have I have soft naturals,
Speaker 1: so I don't think for me it would be an endent.
Speaker 1: But guy, you specifically, yes, I would say if I
Speaker 1: recall it was hard enough that I had enough resistance
Speaker 1: to get an easy signage on it. All right, you
Speaker 1: did it to yourself. You set it up for yourself,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what you wanted an offset. Continue
Speaker 1: to be the most public trashy couple of all time.
Speaker 1: They really are. I don't know if. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can think of a single couple as trashy
Speaker 1: as those two because they constantly put all of their
Speaker 1: stuff out for the public to see. So he's like
Speaker 1: calling her out, being like, oh why don't you focused
Speaker 1: on making music instead of that eggplant emoji? And she
Speaker 1: writes that, so dating because I'm single means I'm worried
Speaker 1: about that. Mm, you sound like a dummy. And then
Speaker 1: she's like, sign the papers today. But it's just crazy.
Speaker 2: It's wow that their kids are gonna be able to
Speaker 2: see all these like tweets one day, just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys hate at.
Speaker 1: Each other, okay, but their kids are probably going to
Speaker 1: be just like them, so it's not going to actually
Speaker 1: be that surprising.
Speaker 2: Or they're probably I mean they probably hear firsthand anyways,
Speaker 2: if they're going crazy on on Twitter or whatever.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Cardi B's someone who's chill enough to think,
Speaker 1: my kids in the room, let me like say this,
Speaker 1: or when they're not in the room. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. I don't know. Travis Kelsey says he's excited
Speaker 1: to play on Christmas Day. No, it's not. He wants
Speaker 1: to be sitting around sip an egg nog, not playing
Speaker 1: football on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of those things where it was probably
Speaker 2: cool the first time it happened. Like especially I dream
Speaker 2: about playing football on Christmas and that day to play
Speaker 2: up watching. Right after a while, you're like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: wish I could just not do this right now, you
Speaker 2: could just be with my family or hanging out eating
Speaker 2: like ham or something.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure all this family will be there supporting him.
Speaker 1: So another thing I love. I love when celebrities a
Speaker 1: dressed like us. So I would never normally comment on
Speaker 1: where people are shopping for the holidays, but the fact
Speaker 1: that you could just could just be a nords Drum
Speaker 1: and walk past Tom Holliday zinn Daya because they were
Speaker 1: shopping at Nordstrum is so cute to me. Not on
Speaker 1: road Dale Drive Zindaia has her dog, though, What are
Speaker 1: Nordstrum's rules If I'm Zendaya, do I get clotheslined if
Speaker 1: I bring my dog in?
Speaker 2: Or if I'm not Zendaya, if you're Sunday you can
Speaker 2: bring like a z brand.
Speaker 1: But that's one wondering. But me, as fallon from Katiewb,
Speaker 1: I walk into nordtrumhen we're Moth of America. Do I
Speaker 1: get clotheslined for trying to bring Franket?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah immediately and you get blacklisted from them all? Probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do deserve that. Yeah, probably right? That is
Speaker 1: your pop culture minute. It's brought to you by Ovo,
Speaker 1: Lasig and Lenz. Don't worry. For some unapparent reason, Colt
Speaker 1: has decided to talk to a stalker.
Speaker 2: I'm putting an end to it.
Speaker 1: Everyone said, do not make contact, but what did Cult
Speaker 1: do the exact opposite.
Speaker 2: I reached out. I'm putting my foot down. I'm letting
Speaker 2: this dude know what's up.
Speaker 1: Sure, Cult claims his alpha. We'll talk to him in.
Speaker 2: Like six one one point three. Katie Wbu is fouling Colts.
Speaker 2: I've been getting stalked and it sounds I know, I'm
Speaker 2: really dramatic.
Speaker 1: Right we I mean, you are usually dramatic, but this
Speaker 1: was actually a confirmed thing. It was something you made up.
Speaker 2: So we had this guy Collin and he was talking
Speaker 2: about how you you followed me home because I buke
Speaker 2: home like three times a day or three times a week.
Speaker 2: And he said if he wasn't able to catch me
Speaker 2: at least three times a week, he just fell off,
Speaker 2: like there's something about him where it was like, I
Speaker 2: just need to follow you after you leave work.
Speaker 1: Well, and I asked, I was like, do you like
Speaker 1: veer off when it's you know you're going to your
Speaker 1: house and he goes his He's like no, like so
Speaker 1: he knows where you live and listen. We laugh a
Speaker 1: little bit. But I think it's like because we don't
Speaker 1: know how to react sometimes because I know that this
Speaker 1: is like can be a very serious thing, especially because
Speaker 1: Colt isn't like just a solo guy. You have a family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a family, and I've said this for it,
Speaker 2: like if you enter my house, you're not gonna leave. Yeah,
Speaker 2: whether direct yeah, whether it's like you not breathing, or
Speaker 2: maybe I think I like the option where I keep
Speaker 2: you in my basement and then I just have you.
Speaker 2: I bring it up for to do chores I have.
Speaker 2: I have two toddlers, so there's endless things you could
Speaker 2: do for me. Yes, So I kind of know. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying I want him to come into my house.
Speaker 2: Definitely don't want that, but Butler would be cool.
Speaker 1: Then there was like kind of we didn't We never
Speaker 1: knew if it was this guy or not. Where you
Speaker 1: were walking your dog one night and you like felt
Speaker 1: like someone's following you, you like run to a gazebo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to sprint uphill with a fifty pound dog.
Speaker 2: It's only supposed to be thirty pounds as fat was
Speaker 2: jiggling all over it. I could barely make it up the
Speaker 2: hill and and we made it home safely.
Speaker 1: But the most recent update happened like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it was like two weeks ago. Yes, and you said
Speaker 1: you made kind of contact.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get in the specifics of how
Speaker 2: I got the numbers.
Speaker 1: Well, you said it was a coffee shop situation. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: The thing, because I'm looking at it as my wife
Speaker 2: doesn't like that I'm doing this side.
Speaker 1: No one does when you actually you came on the
Speaker 1: show and you said, you guys decide if I make
Speaker 1: contact or not because you got the person's phone number.
Speaker 1: We every single person said no, do not make contact.
Speaker 2: I just feel like, because I'm so alpha, I'll be
Speaker 2: able to tell Everyone laughed at.
Speaker 1: That next to alpha question mark.
Speaker 2: I just didn't feel like if I have a conversation
Speaker 2: with him, everything will dissipate and I can get back
Speaker 2: to not having to worry about my life.
Speaker 1: Somehow, he'll take something weird out of what you said
Speaker 1: as like a sign to continue on.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the thing. I I do have him
Speaker 2: on the phone.
Speaker 1: Cool great.
Speaker 2: So should we have the conversation now or do you
Speaker 2: want to come back and have it.
Speaker 1: Well, let's we're in the art of radio. Let's let's
Speaker 1: come back and have it.
Speaker 2: I guess, okay, give us like six minutes and two songs. Well,
Speaker 2: we'll come back. We'll talk to my stalker. I guess
Speaker 2: as we call him.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'd love something different, but that's yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's what he's earned.
Speaker 2: Okay. Cool. It's one on one point three k d
Speaker 2: WDB with Found and Colts and my stalker got him
Speaker 2: on the phone. It's been a long time coming. I
Speaker 2: don't if you missed the recap. We just everything that's
Speaker 2: happened with me and the stalker. You can find on
Speaker 2: the podcast Found and Colts wherever you listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2: But we have him on the phone now.
Speaker 1: Great, don't know why.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, It's nice to hear from you again. All right?
Speaker 2: Uh no, hold on, I got to figure out how
Speaker 2: to talk about how are you why?
Speaker 5: I'm good.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to reach out and have a conversation
Speaker 2: about what is really happening because I'm confusing it all
Speaker 2: and I have a lot of people in my ears
Speaker 2: saying that you're an actual stalker, but you don't you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you. I don't. I've never seen
Speaker 2: you like, you know, at my house or around my house,
Speaker 2: but I don't How often are you looking at me?
Speaker 1: Is it still happening?
Speaker 5: I've always imagined what your house would look like on
Speaker 5: the inside, all right, but I've not I've not seen there. Sorry,
Speaker 5: what was the question.
Speaker 2: It's gotta stop, it's gotta I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know how to say it, like, I don't know. And
Speaker 2: here's the thing. I don't want to make you mad
Speaker 2: because I don't. I'm not saying I don't like you,
Speaker 2: but I'm just saying it's kind of do you see
Speaker 2: how it would be a little weird at least.
Speaker 5: I don't understand why you're of that. I I mean, sorry,
Speaker 5: I bothered you with my my.
Speaker 1: It's not a friendship when it's one side of it,
Speaker 1: and it's not to be meant to be that's not
Speaker 1: meant to be rude. I'm just gonna jump in because
Speaker 1: our job on the radio is like we are friends
Speaker 1: of people who listen, but there is a definite like
Speaker 1: uh uh. It becomes not okay when you're you know
Speaker 1: better than that you you I don't know you, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess you know that following someone is not okay,
Speaker 1: like unless you guys are going to the same place
Speaker 1: and you and you made plans in advance, right, so
Speaker 1: but that's not what's happening.
Speaker 5: I'm going to the same place as he does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I just I gotta I have to.
Speaker 2: I have to know too, because a lot of people
Speaker 2: are like, this is like a for real thing, right,
Speaker 2: You're not just like messing with us? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't see how it hurts you. I mean, like
Speaker 5: just following you home, like cheering you on to make
Speaker 5: it safe. Like if anything, you know, you owe me
Speaker 5: a thank you for watching over you.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. I thought I would
Speaker 2: have something to say, but I don't. I don't need
Speaker 2: like a police escort to get home, and I definitely
Speaker 2: don't need you thinking about what the inside of my
Speaker 2: house looks like. And I don't really to be frank
Speaker 2: shout out founds dog. I don't need you in my life. Really,
Speaker 2: I don't have I don't even have a lot of friends.
Speaker 2: But I don't need I don't need an extra friend.
Speaker 5: We're friends, but we're not you.
Speaker 2: Hear me sometimes on the radio, you see me, I
Speaker 2: guess a lot biking or at the place, Uh, you
Speaker 2: know where I bumped into you? I bumped into you.
Speaker 2: I guess where I you stalked me into and then
Speaker 2: I just saw you there? So can I just I
Speaker 2: don't I don't want you to be upset of this
Speaker 2: because what I don't want to happen is I tell you,
Speaker 2: like stop following me, and then you become more obsessed
Speaker 2: and then you just like do something you I know,
Speaker 2: crazy or grandiose.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the thing is is that this is
Speaker 1: cult's kind way of saying stop or something bigger happens,
Speaker 1: like the police get involved, like and he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to do that because he's trying to give you the
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt that like you are just like
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, nice but bizarre and that happens.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the number one thing everyone said last time
Speaker 1: you called was COLT should contact the police.
Speaker 5: What do I have to change about myself for us
Speaker 5: to have a friendship.
Speaker 2: Nothing. I don't want. I don't need you. I don't
Speaker 2: need you in my life.
Speaker 5: It's not illegal to watch someone fight. I haven't broken
Speaker 5: any laws. I mean, I'm out in public.
Speaker 2: Let's just say this. We sometimes in life we have
Speaker 2: to set boundaries, right, and this is a boundary I'm
Speaker 2: setting where you have to stop following me and you
Speaker 2: have to stop keeping updates on me. You have to
Speaker 2: stop wanting my friendship or else, maybe the cops don't
Speaker 2: even have to get involved. Something else happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Colt, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what else to say.
Speaker 1: Do you understand at least like to show some respect
Speaker 1: he's asking you nicely to not You can like obviously
Speaker 1: listen to our radio show. That is not illegal, but
Speaker 1: like just you can't. You can't follow him anymore. It's
Speaker 1: pretty simple. It's not like a big ass.
Speaker 5: Do you think we get hangout?
Speaker 2: It's not getting it. He's not getting easy. No, you don't.
Speaker 5: You don't want to hang out?
Speaker 2: Nope. Okay, what have we learned here today?
Speaker 1: To not contact stalker? Like everyone told you in advance,
Speaker 1: It's true. That is yeah, Merry Christmas, stop talking my
Speaker 1: friend please.
Speaker 2: Alone.
Speaker 1: One on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Cold
Speaker 1: guess what time for the one K wordplay your chance
Speaker 1: to win one thousand pennies. You can call right now.
Speaker 1: You just decide who you want to match up with,
Speaker 1: myself or my lovely beautiful bestie Coult sixty five one
Speaker 1: nine eight nine Katie w B. That's the number you
Speaker 1: need to call in play. Is really not even the
Speaker 1: word I would use. You just like literally say four
Speaker 1: words and you could win one thousand pennies two one
Speaker 1: on one point three KATWB with Fallon and Colt. It
Speaker 1: is the one K wordplay, your chance to win one
Speaker 1: thousand pennies. We have our contestant on the phone. What
Speaker 1: is your name?
Speaker 2: McKenna?
Speaker 1: Okay, McKenna, all right, McKenna. So it is the one
Speaker 1: K wordplay. Who would you like to pair up with today?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you'd have better chances matching words
Speaker 1: with me or cult?
Speaker 2: Probably you?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a.
Speaker 2: Solid toys, Solid toys, and I'm You're mad? No, you're good?
Speaker 2: All right, finally get on here. Everybody loves you. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give you a word. You just say
Speaker 2: whatever word you think Fallon would would say, and hopefully
Speaker 2: we can get you one thousand pennies.
Speaker 3: So perfect.
Speaker 2: First word blue, oh, blue blue sky okay. Next word
Speaker 2: pizza popping, Next word tree, tree, Christmas ooh, solid choice
Speaker 2: in the last the last word.
Speaker 6: Is final, how dang okay? Balin ballon, balle ali oxen freed. Okay, Now,
Speaker 6: I don't know. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, McKenna, do you feel like you're gonna be able
Speaker 2: to match us fallon? Yes? I need you to to
Speaker 2: get in sync right now. Give me some good vibrations, Okay,
Speaker 2: feeling it?
Speaker 1: I hope we are, because this is your chance to
Speaker 1: one one thousand pennies. Okay.
Speaker 2: First word blue blue sky shot. Are you that's crazy?
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go big money.
Speaker 2: Now. The next word is pizza pizza. You know pizza? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do know pizza pizza.
Speaker 1: I kind of. I'm like trying to figure out, Like
Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm like, she is she going with
Speaker 1: the topping or is she going with like a place
Speaker 1: because my mind goes pizza hut. But then I'm like,
Speaker 1: but is it like pepperoni? I'm gonna go pepperoni?
Speaker 2: Are you sure what pepper which one? So you're gonna
Speaker 2: say I don't think anyone in the history of earth
Speaker 2: is said pizza cheese.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. They've said pizza hut.
Speaker 2: Pizza toppings, pizza toppings. Sorry, Tree, what would you have gotten? Tree?
Speaker 1: Tree? Christmas?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: And then the last word, final, final destination. That's what
Speaker 2: I would have said, but she said countdown.
Speaker 1: That was That was my second one is.
Speaker 2: The final count down.
Speaker 3: That's the person that came.
Speaker 1: Into my mind. Well, can I do apology? We got two,
Speaker 1: but that, unfortunately does not make you a winner.
Speaker 2: Cheese wasn't in the cars.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it was so fun.
Speaker 8: Maybe next.
Speaker 1: I was in the shoe dress. Okay, then we met.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's one one point three k w B
Speaker 2: with Founding Colts on my plane ride home yesterday getting
Speaker 2: back from vacation.
Speaker 1: I was vacation, by the way. You didn't really talk about.
Speaker 2: It a lot. It was cool, calm collective.
Speaker 1: He went to Colorado. You saw some big rock, some.
Speaker 2: Rocks, and my wife forgot her headphone, so I let
Speaker 2: her borrow mine. On the trip back, the kids were
Speaker 2: watching a movie, so I was just sitting there. You
Speaker 2: were robbed on. I was rowed on, and it was
Speaker 2: I was bored. I'm gonna be honest, like two minutes
Speaker 2: in and I was like, I might have an addiction
Speaker 2: to entertainment on my phone because I can't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't even know what to do. I'll look through
Speaker 1: for some reason, my phone isn't working there and like
Speaker 1: a screen, I will look through photos because I have nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I have to do something on my phone.
Speaker 2: I started yelling and the people were like, can'try on
Speaker 2: a plane. I was like, all right, I'm just gonna chill.
Speaker 2: I started looking at other people's screens to pass the time. Oh,
Speaker 2: because for some reason, when you're sitting in your seat,
Speaker 2: you don't think anyone can see you. Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: see a whole lot of stuff. You look around the airplanes. True.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things when people have bad eyesight,
Speaker 1: so their text font is massive and you can like
Speaker 1: read what they're riding across the airplane row. What were
Speaker 1: you seeing? We see some sick texts?
Speaker 2: Okay what. I didn't even know this was possible, But
Speaker 2: people were like going through reels and TikTok like on
Speaker 2: the plane they got that Wi Fi. I guess I
Speaker 2: didn't even know that was like an option, but I
Speaker 2: never noticed it. I did notice one thing. Every single
Speaker 2: person who I was create been on Thirsty Thirsty. The
Speaker 2: algorithm was like every other video. If it was a girl,
Speaker 2: it was like a dude with abs. The guy in
Speaker 2: front of me was just like a bunch of bikini
Speaker 2: people like twerking.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they all have a type.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, and it would just stand on it because
Speaker 2: it is true, like when a video comes across your screen,
Speaker 2: that's like kind of captivating you do, You're like captivating.
Speaker 2: Well listen, it's like in pot you would like pause
Speaker 2: and you're like, all right, whatever, I don't want this
Speaker 2: in my feed, so I scroll up right. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't be. You got to be. It's hard when it's
Speaker 2: like dude, it was like a candy like in front
Speaker 2: of here, go on. My question is is that everybody's algorithm?
Speaker 2: Everybody just like hot.
Speaker 1: No. I've looked at Jake's before because I'm like, let
Speaker 1: me see these tricks you have on it. I've never
Speaker 1: said tricks in my life. I don't know why to
Speaker 1: give that example. And who sees tricks on your phone?
Speaker 1: The guy is so boring. His whole for you page
Speaker 1: is men doing woodworking and food. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: actually have a problem the food man, it's sick.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go through and see how many, how
Speaker 2: many swipe ups we could get until we hit a
Speaker 2: thirst trap?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about just click on reels in general?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to see. Well, I'm on I'm
Speaker 2: on TikTok, but we can do reels on the meal.
Speaker 1: But I recently got onto the toxins page. I just
Speaker 1: ordered a bunch of toxic free like laundry detergents and soap.
Speaker 2: And stuff solid. Okay, yeah, let me see your screen.
Speaker 2: You look at mine, and we'll just keep scrolling up.
Speaker 2: You're good so far. I don't and I don't know
Speaker 2: what's coming across my screen. You have a lot Why
Speaker 2: is there a video of me doing that? You have
Speaker 2: a save draft of me and an outfit.
Speaker 1: Don't say what it is because for our holiday.
Speaker 2: Videos, are we not thirsty people?
Speaker 1: You have a woman's chest with her necklace back. Okay,
Speaker 1: that doesn't count. Okay, all of yours so far, like
Speaker 1: a lot of dude, yours is all comedy.
Speaker 2: You have a bunch of women like working out, like
Speaker 2: clothing attire, and then you also have h someone flipping
Speaker 2: you off on the camera. Yours is a bunch of
Speaker 2: like influencers. I feel like lesson learned. We're not thirsty.
Speaker 2: You and I algorithm, we're so lame.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, here's one I just got.
Speaker 2: But that's a woman thirst strap. It's not like a dude,
Speaker 2: I know, not the same.
Speaker 1: So are we just like to plan vanilla people?
Speaker 6: Ever?
Speaker 2: Katie w b Cult, what's up?
Speaker 1: How you doing? It's been a little bit since we
Speaker 1: talked to your stalker. Feeling good?
Speaker 2: I feel okay? Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't think there was nothing. I don't think anything changed.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't either.
Speaker 2: I am a little offended that somebody was calling me
Speaker 2: out for not being alpha. Was that a lot of
Speaker 2: texts that were like.
Speaker 1: Dude, face facts, Okay, you're not. It's fine, listen on
Speaker 1: this show. Obviously I am the alpha, but you are
Speaker 1: the beauty. You've said that before when people are like
Speaker 1: I want I'm going into this show for the looks,
Speaker 1: they go for you.
Speaker 2: And if I'm all the looks I have to offer
Speaker 2: work not.
Speaker 1: In the cullies you are. Look at the mirror. Don't
Speaker 1: look at me. Look at the mirror and say I
Speaker 1: am beautiful. I will have abs in twenty twenty five. Hey,
Speaker 1: little mama, Nope, I'm out. Do you know that if
Speaker 1: you have stress building up, you just can step into
Speaker 1: the forest, whether you're near one or not, because a
Speaker 1: forest bath will really help you out. They say. People
Speaker 1: around the world recorded the sounds of their forests, so
Speaker 1: you can escape into nature. Through a little site called
Speaker 1: tree dot fm t r e dot fm. Let you
Speaker 1: listen to the sounds of a random forest from around
Speaker 1: the world. You take a breath and soak in the
Speaker 1: forest sounds as they breathe with life and beauty.
Speaker 2: That's actually awesome.
Speaker 1: I know. I was gonna mock a forest bath, even
Speaker 1: though I know it's really good to be out in nature,
Speaker 1: and they say grounding as good, like you know, but
Speaker 1: not right now. It's too cold for my tosies.
Speaker 2: So I could just be like on my own little
Speaker 2: walk and I could go like Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 1: Free dot fm exactly and just take it in, smell
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope, like thirty minutes and it's just
Speaker 2: someone says some wild stuff like break up, the calm
Speaker 2: of it all, just serenity, and then like Jesus is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we also got into like at heated debates.
Speaker 1: I don't want to this time earlier. I'm just going
Speaker 1: to state the fact that tomorrow Taco Bell is adding
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets. They actually used Minneapolis as a test market
Speaker 1: and people loved them, so they're coming back.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's necessary, Okay.
Speaker 1: I told you, We're just going to state facts and
Speaker 1: move on.
Speaker 2: There's other places for chicken nuggets. Why would I go
Speaker 2: to Tacobo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is another place bent over and I'll show you.
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, that would be so rough. Chicken nugget depends
Speaker 2: on the dipping sauce. True, didn't even think about that.
Speaker 2: You're right. One of you has bad saying have you seen.
Speaker 1: The video that's like an emergency No, an emergency room expert,
Speaker 1: and she's like this holiday season and she picks up
Speaker 1: all the ornaments that are like shaped like trees and
Speaker 1: shakes her finger. No, like, don't put that, you know where,
Speaker 1: don't like it. More and more Americans are looking to
Speaker 1: ditch traditional Christmas customs in favor of something more non traditional.
Speaker 1: So here are ten Christmas alternatives people say they'd love
Speaker 1: to do instead of the usual tradition. Spend all day
Speaker 1: and pajamas rather than getting dressed up. Okay, focus on
Speaker 1: quality time together instead of elaborate decorations, gifts or meals.
Speaker 1: Take a vacation, have a themed Christmas like tropical Christmas
Speaker 1: or Christmas and pajamas.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Go on a quiet personal retreat, get the big dinner
Speaker 1: in celebration with an indulgent breakfast instead. Spend the day
Speaker 1: volunteering at a local charity, food bank or shelter, give
Speaker 1: and receive DIY gifts. I like that in theory, but
Speaker 1: then I realize I can't make anything and it sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you're like always stressed out, like are
Speaker 2: they gonna like it? Does they even want to custom
Speaker 2: woodn't chair? They sit in it breaks immediately.
Speaker 1: Oh that feels like a fat joke to me. As
Speaker 1: if you you would you, as if I would trust
Speaker 1: to cheering you bill, sketch you sketch.
Speaker 2: You tip, I would guess like I know me, and
Speaker 2: I'd be like, dude, you said it's so rough.
Speaker 1: Maybe pull back on the taco bell nugs. Girl, Yeah,
Speaker 1: friends only Christmas and swap gifts for handwritten letters of gratitude. No,
Speaker 1: I'm giving you a handwritten letter of gratitude this Christmas cult.
Speaker 1: Please don't, I am that's all you're getting from you?
Speaker 2: Actually I would like that. Oh no, give me some gratification.
Speaker 1: I think, Okay, Salon and Colt.
Speaker 2: I think it was humiliating. I feel degraded in a way. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I also think, do I sue that's like the
Speaker 2: next questions one on one point three Katie to be
Speaker 2: with found in Colts.
Speaker 1: You can't wait to hear this, Okay.
Speaker 2: What I was on vacation, Colorado Springs. Yeah, doing a
Speaker 2: little drive through guarding the gods big mountains. Whatever you
Speaker 2: can pay to get on a trolley.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, when I paid for the trolley, I thought I'd
Speaker 2: be able to get out and like take pictures. But
Speaker 2: the dude is just whipping up and down the mountain
Speaker 2: side like eighty miles an hour, like, look, there's a rock.
Speaker 2: And he's on the little intercom.
Speaker 1: Like so all your pictures just a blur.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So eventually there was like some they're doing like
Speaker 2: construction on the side of the road. It like pulls
Speaker 2: off and he's like, oh yeah, we can talk about
Speaker 2: this like this rock for a second, And I said, hey,
Speaker 2: can I get off and take a picture and go
Speaker 2: up and he's like, yeah, I guess just be back
Speaker 2: in like a minute, like literally a minute now. Was
Speaker 2: it my fault that I stayed out longer than a minute? Maybe? Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe it was my fault. Did he have to drive away?
Speaker 2: Did he have to teach me a lesson in a
Speaker 2: moment as my kids are watching me on the trolley
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to jog back which in the mountains,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this limited.
Speaker 1: Air altitude it commass with you.
Speaker 2: Like, and he's going uphill, so I'm literally sprinting up
Speaker 2: a hill like saying when the.
Speaker 1: Try, no, when you say this. Trolleys going eighty miles
Speaker 1: an hour to be honest.
Speaker 2: Like going like seven maybe, Like I'm like literally sprinting
Speaker 2: to catch up, and he dude was like on the
Speaker 2: intercom like I told you a minute. I told you
Speaker 2: a minute. There's another stop up here. And then eventually
Speaker 2: like slowed down to stop.
Speaker 1: He was like, you can catch up at the next stop.
Speaker 2: He taught me a little bit of a lesson, and
Speaker 2: then eventually he did like slow down and I was
Speaker 2: able to get back on the trolley. But it was
Speaker 2: it was embarrassing in that moment. My kids watched me
Speaker 2: wheeze my way up a hill.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, were your did your kids down
Speaker 1: the trolley?
Speaker 2: And you were just yeah, well my wife was also
Speaker 2: on the trolley.
Speaker 1: But yeah, elevanting around taking photos.
Speaker 2: Let's try to take it in also.
Speaker 1: King getting that selfie in that good light. I get
Speaker 1: it well, A little baking one on one point three,
Speaker 1: katiew w with Fallon and Cult. Uh, A lot of
Speaker 1: people actually concern for your safety, Cult, if you missed
Speaker 1: it earlier. We Coult decided to confront his stalker. Yes,
Speaker 1: he has one who admitted to following him home from work.
Speaker 1: His cult bikes to work.
Speaker 2: At first it was I was like, oh, you know, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's he's probably he's probably harmless. But then you know
Speaker 2: over the past why it's it's grown concerning.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are texting in like he's a
Speaker 1: legitimate stalker. Cult. This is you as an alpha ha ha.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, you're like a cuddling kitten all right, And
Speaker 1: a lot of people are saying you to call the
Speaker 1: police and someone else. This is girl, I can tell
Speaker 1: this is a girl. Oh I feel bad for the stalker.
Speaker 8: Guy.
Speaker 1: I'll be his friend. I bet I can fix him. Okay,
Speaker 1: this like every girl thinking I can fix a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Like girl, look at the mirror. Stop so please, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you want to get him off my back, please do.
Speaker 1: But I do agree you probably should call the police.
Speaker 1: Number one, but number two. If you missed it, you
Speaker 1: can check it out on the podcast of Nothing Else,
Speaker 1: even if the guy wears Colt skin. It's great content.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can check out our podcast anyway. You listen
Speaker 1: to those you just search ballon a cult. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening tonight. I have a great night with