WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.520 --> 00:00:06.879 One O one point three katiewb with fallon and cold. 2 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:11.800 Look what are you doing since you've. 3 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:13.279 Been gone in Colorado? You've got like a little New 4 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:13.960 York accent. 5 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:14.480 I like it. 6 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:17.640 You do it Joey from Friends By. 7 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:20.120 I feel confident. I've had a lot of time to reflect. 8 00:00:20.399 --> 00:00:22.440 What have you learned? And you've turned to such a 9 00:00:22.440 --> 00:00:23.199 confident mass. 10 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:26.480 I'm here today to say I'm done with Crocs. I 11 00:00:26.559 --> 00:00:28.760 decide I'm not no longer a crockwar So. 12 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:30.519 He's been a Croc daddy for years. 13 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:32.560 I'm beady. I don't know. I just thought about all 14 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:34.799 the times they let me down. I've injured myself this 15 00:00:34.799 --> 00:00:37.240 summer at your house doing a box jump at the playground. 16 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:40.960 I wasn't the crocs fo You're vertical was the issue. 17 00:00:41.039 --> 00:00:44.799 I tried climbing a mountain in crocs didn't help, slipping 18 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:45.399 all over the place. 19 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:47.159 It's actually gonna you know what. I'm actually on the 20 00:00:47.159 --> 00:00:50.719 crocs side you. It feels like a you issue. You chose. 21 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:53.640 You gotta choose proper foot. Are Are they claiming they 22 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:54.439 can climb mountain? 23 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:56.119 Well, they're claiming everything there. You put those things in 24 00:00:56.119 --> 00:00:58.200 sports mode, you can solve world hunger and that's what 25 00:00:58.240 --> 00:00:58.600 they say. 26 00:00:58.759 --> 00:01:00.640 Okay, they have holes in them. I would never go 27 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:02.960 out on the dirt and crocs. Okay, that's just bagging 28 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:03.640 for a disaster. 29 00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:04.640 Well, I'm glad to be back. 30 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:06.879 Good, We're happy to have you back. Time to do 31 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:10.799 a little anyone listening? Who when we come back in five? 32 00:01:12.239 --> 00:01:15.239 Do you sit out? 33 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:20.000 One on one point three? Katiewb with Fallon and Colt. Uh. 34 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:23.959 I just found this out when Colt was But we'll 35 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:26.159 post this little thing on Instagram occasion, like, hey, here's 36 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:29.879 what's coming up on the show today. Colt casually drops 37 00:01:29.879 --> 00:01:33.840 that he's planning on talking to his stalker this afternoon, 38 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:38.400 which every single person said, do not make contact with 39 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:42.079 this person, and you seemingly ignored all advice. 40 00:01:42.239 --> 00:01:45.400 This isn't me feeding in to his ego. 41 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:48.400 I feel like you like feeding into your ego. You 42 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:50.359 like that you have a stalker, is what I feel like. 43 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:52.159 No, I just needs to come to an end, and 44 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:53.680 I feel like if I have a conversation with him, 45 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:54.920 man to man, So. 46 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:57.200 What time is this a taking place on our show? 47 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:01.120 I think I have him at four forty five. Cool, 48 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:03.159 but I mean he's having back and call kind of 49 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:04.640 he's a stalk er. I call him right now if 50 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:05.159 you want. 51 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:09.919 Pass, all right pass anyone listening who this is where 52 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:12.879 you call you just like shake it out, you shake 53 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:15.120 it out, You're like you're ready for the holidays. I 54 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:17.400 want you to get loose with us. You call six five 55 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:20.919 one nine eight nine, katiew Bat. Anyone listening who actually 56 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:27.280 likes egnog has an ex texting them or has multiple 57 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:31.080 warning lights lit up in their dash right now, like 58 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:37.479 check engine soon, low fluid low everything, like yeah, you 59 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:40.560 can call six five one nine eight nine, Katie w B. 60 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:44.000 Now the first one someone who actually likes egnog. That's 61 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:48.080 my husband, Jake, who in this season of life right now, 62 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:51.199 the holiday season, he has been dubbed jingle Jingle Jake 63 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:55.159 because he eats so much jingle jingle from from Trader Jose. 64 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:57.520 He's now officially lovingly Jingle Jingle Jake. 65 00:02:57.560 --> 00:03:00.360 And I think he does stuff though that's like these 66 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:02.479 health trends. I think he doesn't even like it all 67 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:04.120 right now. I don't even think he likes eggnogg. 68 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:06.719 I think he's just doing it for the He loves eggnog, 69 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:09.960 and he likes it. He likes to have like it 70 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:11.879 once a year. He doesn't need a year round. He 71 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:13.680 got the eggnog lot da at the coffee shop the 72 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:16.240 other day. My his stepbrother said, Hey, what can I 73 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:18.919 bring for Christmas? And Jake said, tell him to get 74 00:03:18.919 --> 00:03:22.919 some good eggnog? And Michael roll back, what is good eggnog? 75 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:24.719 And I go do it? I don't nog? So you 76 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:29.199 gotta ask Jake, I don't know what good dog is? Yeah, yeah, 77 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:32.280 So anyway, if you fit into that category, you can 78 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:35.520 call and we will shame you probably, Or if your 79 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:37.400 ex is texting you, that's the one I want. 80 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:40.000 What do they do around holidays? They bag you back, 81 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:42.400 They send you a little like happy Holidays text and 82 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:44.080 that's their way of like creeping in a little bit 83 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:46.360 you that don't have to respond. 84 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:49.319 Or lots of warning lights are on in your dash 85 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:56.840 six five, one, nine, eight nine kd w B one 86 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.159 on one point three Katie w B with thalon and 87 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:01.960 colts and anyone listening, who here are the categories today? 88 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:07.039 Actually likes eggnog, has an ex texting all or has 89 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:09.879 a crap pen of those warning lights lit up on 90 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:12.560 their dash of their car. Right now, which category do 91 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:13.159 you fall into? 92 00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:15.759 I've fallen for two of them. 93 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:18.600 But so what I'm talking about is multiple lights in 94 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:19.040 my car. 95 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:22.319 Yeah, which ones are lit up like a Christmas tree? 96 00:04:22.959 --> 00:04:26.519 So I have my engine light, my ABS light, wind 97 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:27.199 chill water. 98 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:31.519 That's suck crazy. 99 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:34.800 Are you afraid, like you're driving down one Hunter or whatever, 100 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:36.480 that your just cars is gonna blow up or you 101 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:36.920 don't care? 102 00:04:37.120 --> 00:04:39.800 Yeah, I'm afraid, especially because it's not five. 103 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:44.759 And but also maybe your car is being like a 104 00:04:44.800 --> 00:04:47.720 needy girlfriend. Maybe it's just like acting up or it's like, dude, 105 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:49.639 you don't need that attention. Just to relax. 106 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:52.879 Let's start with the windshield wife someone that feels very easy, 107 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:54.959 and also like it gets so gross this time, you 108 00:04:55.040 --> 00:04:58.399 gotta clear off some stuff. I'm so worried about how your. 109 00:04:58.399 --> 00:05:00.279 Oh brother, I've been there where I have a water 110 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:02.439 bottle I just dump on the windshield because I can't. 111 00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:06.639 I've done that before. I'm like, I've literally taken coffee, 112 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:09.439 poured it on my windshield, wipe it off. You gotta 113 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:10.759 do what you gotta do if you gotta slush and 114 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:12.319 no windshield wiper fluid. 115 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:14.240 As expensive as coffee as it would be cheap for 116 00:05:14.399 --> 00:05:15.639 to get shield wiper. 117 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:18.079 Yeah, well that's just the car companies wanting you to 118 00:05:18.079 --> 00:05:20.959 buy windshield wipe or fluid because that light. I'm telling you, 119 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:22.240 when they turned that light, I used to have a 120 00:05:22.279 --> 00:05:24.000 little bit to get through, right, So you don't that's 121 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:26.839 what's scary. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. 122 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:30.160 Okay, cool, cool, good luck out there'd be safe. Ktew B. 123 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:31.519 Which category do you fall into? 124 00:05:31.879 --> 00:05:35.800 I have an ex who still text me, Oh my god, 125 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:36.839 move on already. 126 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:38.360 What are they trying to They trying to get back 127 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:39.079 with you? 128 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:41.439 No, it was really complicated. 129 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:43.680 It always is. 130 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:48.920 They are transgender. So when I first started dating them, 131 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:49.759 they were a girl. 132 00:05:49.959 --> 00:05:50.319 Okay. 133 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:54.279 During our relationship they were like I'm transgender, and I 134 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:56.639 was like, okay, that's cool. Yeah, sick with this, you know. 135 00:05:57.199 --> 00:05:58.800 And then they broke up with me, and so I 136 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:03.160 moved on. They wanted me back after that. 137 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:05.319 Yeah, because they were like, oh she was super supportive. 138 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:06.160 What was I thinking? 139 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:09.759 Any accent text you even if they say they don't 140 00:06:09.759 --> 00:06:12.480 want you back, they want you back, that's what's happening. 141 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:13.800 You're too You're too good. 142 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:18.839 I never reply. It's been like nine years and the 143 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:20.800 holiday they still text me. 144 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:23.879 They do the holiday text that what I'm saying, oh, 145 00:06:24.600 --> 00:06:26.800 just can't let that reply, but I still get it 146 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:27.279 every year. 147 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:30.120 Yeah, you does not. Yeah, you should just get back 148 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:31.959 with them and then break up them immediately. That's what 149 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:32.399 you should do. 150 00:06:32.920 --> 00:06:33.240 Rude. 151 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:34.160 Yeah, I don't do that. 152 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:36.319 That's Colt's motto and life. 153 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:39.519 I can't believe on would say that. That's crazy. Okay, cool, that's. 154 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:41.839 A man now and I have a child like they 155 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:43.959 really just yeah, they really do. 156 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:47.199 It's been nine years, almost a decade, buddy, keep going. Hey, 157 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:49.480 Katie w B which category you fall into? 158 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:51.319 Multiple life on the desk? 159 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:53.639 All right, go ahead and list them out for us. 160 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:58.439 Ko we have too just low tire pressure and maintenance. 161 00:06:58.040 --> 00:06:59.600 To oil change. 162 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:02.519 Yeah, I don't worry about any of those. Those are whatever. 163 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:03.319 Those were fine? 164 00:07:03.399 --> 00:07:06.480 What what school did you train in for a mechanics there? 165 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:09.680 Cult? My dad made me do stuff sometimes. 166 00:07:10.199 --> 00:07:12.279 I like count that could be anything, that could be 167 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:13.199 make your own sandwich. 168 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:15.319 Hey, dude, my dad hadn't change in the breaks at 169 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:18.920 ten years old, which feels dangerous. 170 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:20.120 So dangerous. Do you think you'll get any of those 171 00:07:20.199 --> 00:07:22.079 checked out soon or just keep on keeping on? 172 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:24.319 No, I'm not I'm no plan. 173 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:27.519 Okay, you know what you could also do sometimes because 174 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:29.759 I've done this before. Well okay, I'm not proud of this, 175 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:31.600 but I'm just saying. One time at a gas station 176 00:07:31.680 --> 00:07:34.439 it was like twenty below I needed air on my tire. 177 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:36.519 You can just tell people you don't know how to 178 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:38.639 do it, and then someone might do it for you. 179 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:40.120 Oh yeah, that's a good call. 180 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:41.519 I'm waiting for a husband. 181 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:45.120 All yes, sad love, do your duty, sir. Thanks for 182 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:45.639 calling in. 183 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:47.279 Yep, thank you, appreciate you. 184 00:07:47.439 --> 00:07:55.639 Katie WB dude. 185 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:57.680 One on one point three, Katie w B, Sallon and 186 00:07:57.879 --> 00:08:01.360 Colt and more. Anyone listening who because this has been 187 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:04.959 a hot one. Anyone listening who actually likes egnog? Somebody 188 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:08.240 texted is that eggnog was absolutely delicious mixed with pyre ball? 189 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:13.319 Oh yeah, I get it, Psycho. That's like a that's 190 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:17.079 a party situation. Anyone listening who has an ex texting 191 00:08:17.079 --> 00:08:19.040 them got this text? My high school boyfriend and I 192 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:21.800 still text each other Happy Birthday. It's a limited exchange, 193 00:08:21.800 --> 00:08:25.759 but I actually find it really sweet. Or anyone listening 194 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.920 who has a lot of those warning lights lit up 195 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:32.159 in their car dash Katie w B. Which category you 196 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:33.399 fall into this is. 197 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:36.200 Avery and fall into the eggnog category. 198 00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:37.720 Avery, get out of here. 199 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:39.720 Avery. Do you give a favorite nog? 200 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:42.559 I do. Don't be shaming the nog. You gotta get 201 00:08:42.559 --> 00:08:45.600 it from bottom Wood farms up in forest like you go, 202 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:49.720 naturally made and it's freshly grown. It's right from the cow. 203 00:08:49.919 --> 00:08:52.080 Come on, actually grown. 204 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:57.080 You tell me you get noogged from apple woods? Apples? 205 00:08:57.080 --> 00:08:58.799 Would wait? Where is it. 206 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:02.759 Bottom Wood ball? I'm from Fork like you go Minnesota today. 207 00:09:02.519 --> 00:09:04.840 Ship because that is a long drive for me. 208 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:06.960 I know it's a long drive. But if you're trying 209 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:08.200 to please date, come on now. 210 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:12.000 If you're driving to Hugo for eggnog, dude, you a problem. 211 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:15.399 I can here to work every day in the work 212 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.240 fan and that stuff comes in a glass bottle, and 213 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.200 it is the best eggnog you will ever play. 214 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:22.279 It does sound if I was gonna do it, I 215 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:24.559 feel like I would want it a glass bottle, So 216 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:28.639 I respect it. But man, that's commitment. How much is 217 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:29.960 a glass bottle of nog o? 218 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:33.360 It comes in a half gallon and a full gallon, 219 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:38.320 and a full gallon is about eight buck nine bucks? 220 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:41.440 Oh okay, And you don't work for them on the 221 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:41.919 side or. 222 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:45.080 No, I don't work for them on the side, but 223 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:46.960 if they have some APEC shut down, I'd love to 224 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:48.840 get some free nog to work on their hpax. 225 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:51.799 Yeay, yay, shout out. I mean that it's just getting 226 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:53.639 even worse. Now you're going to trade in your h 227 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:55.879 bag work for eggnog. That just feels like. 228 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:58.559 All of a sudden, is like, make an egnogous basement 229 00:09:58.600 --> 00:09:59.799 to get free h back work. 230 00:10:00.360 --> 00:10:05.840 I'll make it in my bathtop right now. Yeh, bottle 231 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:06.240 that up. 232 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:17.879 Yeah, man, thanks for calling in, but no problem behind it. 233 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:21.679 Which category do you fall into? Fall into the car 234 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:22.519 lights category? 235 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:23.360 Yeah? 236 00:10:23.440 --> 00:10:24.120 Here a problem? 237 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:25.240 Yeah, well, what's going on? 238 00:10:25.639 --> 00:10:28.039 So I have a check engine light on, an. 239 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:30.159 Oil chainplate on, and then not a light, but I 240 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:31.879 do have a wheel. 241 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:34.200 Bearing that is bad. You can hear it, something that 242 00:10:34.200 --> 00:10:35.639 could come off on the highway. You know what I 243 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:37.360 do want to shout out. I want to shout out 244 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:41.600 car manufacturers for not telling us everything that's wrong. It's 245 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:43.600 nice because you could have a light that pops up 246 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:45.480 for that wheel bearing, or if it's like yeah, dude, 247 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:47.639 something's going on with your brakes. It's nice that they 248 00:10:47.879 --> 00:10:50.960 gave us like a little bit of like, what do 249 00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:53.960 they call it if if if you don't know, it's 250 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:56.399 you're happier? You know what I'm saying? What is it saying? 251 00:10:56.919 --> 00:10:58.559 If you what you? Wait? 252 00:10:58.960 --> 00:10:59.240 You know? 253 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:04.240 Yeah, hold on, it's gonna let you find if you 254 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:09.360 the less you know, the better. Wait, No, it's it's 255 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:13.200 if you're stupid you have you know what I'm trying 256 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:15.639 to say though, Right, Yeah, I don't know the phrase, 257 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:18.879 but I get the idea. Yeah, well what is the phrase? 258 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:20.960 Ignorance is bliss, ignorance is. 259 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:27.080 And ignorance is definitely found here? 260 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:28.440 Yeah, definitely. 261 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:33.679 Yeah. Good. Thanks. 262 00:11:34.320 --> 00:11:36.919 It's the Pop Culture Minute with Sellent and. 263 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:39.720 Cult on one on one point three k d w B. 264 00:11:40.480 --> 00:11:43.360 Cult just goes, it's brought to you by ova Asa Zelond. 265 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:45.240 Travis Kels is going to retire and I go, no, 266 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:47.879 he's not, and he goes, I go, where'd you hear it? 267 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:50.799 The Daily Mail? Anytime anyone's anything from a Daily Mail 268 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:54.480 or like the New York Post, it's such whack information. 269 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:56.399 Incredible, it's a credible source to say he's busy, he 270 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:56.960 looks busy. 271 00:11:57.080 --> 00:11:59.720 It's busy, and I'm sure he will retire, but that 272 00:11:59.879 --> 00:12:03.720 is his life way more so than a celebrity Jeopardy. 273 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:07.679 So I do think he will retire, sure, but there's 274 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:10.440 no way it's this season or even next probably, but 275 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:13.399 he does have to play on Christmas Day this year. 276 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:18.799 What is that noise for? Do you think Taylor will 277 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:20.919 spend her Christmas watching him? 278 00:12:21.080 --> 00:12:21.559 Definitely? 279 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:22.200 Yeah? 280 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:25.639 Girls, all about that image. What she's got to pull 281 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:27.639 up look like the best? Dude. Imagine you don't go 282 00:12:27.679 --> 00:12:30.039 to your boyfriend's game on Christmas. That's crazy. 283 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:33.080 He's a little I guess they have games very close, 284 00:12:33.120 --> 00:12:35.279 back to back to each other. And he said he's 285 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:36.759 kind of my body's not going to be loving that. 286 00:12:37.240 --> 00:12:39.679 But he said this is a quote. I just know, 287 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:41.480 I'm so fortunate to play this game. I'm going to 288 00:12:41.559 --> 00:12:43.320 cherish every time I get to play on the field. 289 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.039 I'm not going to harp on that schedule that was 290 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:47.399 given to us. So maybe you are right, maybe he's retiring. 291 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:50.039 That felt like feels like a final thing to say. 292 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:52.559 So anyway, I. 293 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:54.840 Mean, if I'm making a hundred million dollars from a podcast, 294 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:57.120 I'm not gonna be like, yeah, let's just go get wrecked. 295 00:12:57.360 --> 00:13:00.600 Every Just dude's hitting me like every other day. 296 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:02.399 Part of me is like yes, and part of me 297 00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:04.720 was like no, because you do have such a limited time. 298 00:13:04.759 --> 00:13:08.159 You can't go back if you regret it. Except Tom Brady, 299 00:13:08.200 --> 00:13:10.080 I guess that's true. That's how time you can do 300 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:13.759 the podcast for He can do the podcast forever. I 301 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:15.919 thought you were chained. Oh wait, in the new year, 302 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:18.799 Colt's no longer saying one hundred percent because someone said 303 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:20.639 he says it so much, you're doing what now? 304 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:21.440 It's gonna be one. 305 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:24.720 And also, I haven't talked about this yet, but I've 306 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:29.559 been like like soft launching my new catchphrase. I got 307 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:32.320 two that I'm working on, lock In. Let's hear Sina 308 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:34.039 stole one. Lock In is one of them. 309 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:34.440 You're so. 310 00:13:36.320 --> 00:13:38.600 Well well, well is my other one? In cold keeps 311 00:13:38.600 --> 00:13:42.440 saying it. It's so disrespectful. I regret ever telling you 312 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:46.279 that it's gonna be my new catch phrase. Tom Holland 313 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:50.799 and Zendaya just like us. They were out shopping at Nordstrum. Whoa, 314 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:53.879 they weren't Rodale Drive, they were nord Strum. It's like 315 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:54.279 you and me. 316 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:57.320 I'm not even I'm not the rack. I'm not north 317 00:13:57.320 --> 00:14:00.039 Strum rack, which apparently is kind of a different and 318 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:02.480 the Nordstrum. Yeah. 319 00:14:02.600 --> 00:14:04.840 Yeah, it's highly discounting. 320 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:07.360 Because I feel boozy when I walk up in the 321 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:09.480 Nord Storm rack. I'm like, dude knocking. 322 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:14.360 There are like obviously big name brands, but part of 323 00:14:14.399 --> 00:14:17.440 me wonders, is it real? 324 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:20.879 Are they just setting a number but it's really not 325 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:23.120 that number you're saying. 326 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:23.240 No. 327 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:26.440 You know how like some clothing brands, they they have 328 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:29.159 stuff they sell to the discount stores. It was never 329 00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:31.320 sold in the real store. It's just they like let 330 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:32.159 the brand be there. 331 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:35.080 Yeah, but I happened with TJ Max came out like 332 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:38.639 it wasn't actual clothing from it was just like, right, yeah, exactly, 333 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:40.759 you're right. Yeah, you're right about a lot of stuff. 334 00:14:40.799 --> 00:14:45.080 Thank you so much. Mariah Carey, Mimi and re Re Rihanna, 335 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:50.000 they got real close. Recently, Rihanna went to her show 336 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:55.519 in New York City Tuesday evening and guess what Mariah 337 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:57.080 Carey signed Rihanna's boobs? 338 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:00.679 Be'st legendary it is? 339 00:15:01.440 --> 00:15:03.679 It is I would let Mariah carry sign my boobs. 340 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:07.279 I signed a man's boob at my very first Minnesota 341 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:07.879 state fair. 342 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:08.279 Not mine. 343 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:09.879 He brought me up. I believe a pork chop on 344 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:12.200 a stick and I signed his movies. 345 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:14.559 A signable for sure. Yeah for show pork chopping a stick. 346 00:15:14.840 --> 00:15:18.279 Uh, Cardi b An Offset continue to be the most 347 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:22.960 publicly dysfunctional couple together or a part of all time. 348 00:15:23.320 --> 00:15:27.120 They're out here posting left and right. He's like, single 349 00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:30.799 and miserable. He's like, you need to stop worrying about that. 350 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:34.000 You know what egg plan emoji? You start worrying about 351 00:15:34.039 --> 00:15:37.080 that new music And she's like, so dating because I'm 352 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:39.720 single means I'm just worried about that egg plan emoji. 353 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:42.600 You sound like a dummy, trying to be fake nice 354 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:44.840 after you did what you wanted from the beginning, trying 355 00:15:44.879 --> 00:15:48.000 to push a narrative to these people. She said, sign 356 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:54.440 the papers today, God, just sign the papers. It's so trashy. 357 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:58.840 I love it. I live for this drama. Yeah, that 358 00:15:59.080 --> 00:16:01.879 is your pop culture. We're going to come back with 359 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:04.799 the Secret of the Week. Yeah, a little taste. 360 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:10.039 So usually it's somebody doing something for the girlfriend, but 361 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:15.519 a boss did something for the girlfriend. I'll explain. It 362 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:17.559 gets a little messy. If it gets a little messy, 363 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:20.480 sound sketchy. Also, I just found out this information about 364 00:16:20.519 --> 00:16:24.799 Sabrina Carpenter do what you mama did, but she actually 365 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:29.120 wrote this song all about Joe exotic like the Tiger King. 366 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:37.320 You're not going to believe this. It's the Secret Story 367 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:38.639 of the Week with Allen. 368 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:41.679 And Cold on one on one point three. Kat w B. Now, 369 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:43.639 I want you to put yourself in this position. Really 370 00:16:43.639 --> 00:16:46.519 think about this, and how would you react if you 371 00:16:46.679 --> 00:16:49.360 found this out about your significant other. 372 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:50.919 I can tell you right now. You know I'm a 373 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:53.440 jealous person, So okay, if this is something that would 374 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:55.399 make me jealous, you know how it react. 375 00:16:56.120 --> 00:16:59.360 You've heard of somebody sleeping with her boss for a 376 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:02.600 promotion or raise, right, that's the thing that happens. Sometimes. 377 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:08.200 This is a little twist. Somebody writes in she says, hello, 378 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:12.079 I am the boss, immediately grab my attention. I'm like, 379 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:14.920 all right, this person thinks about themselves. Okay, it's like 380 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:16.440 I manage a place. I don't want to tell you 381 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:17.559 where it is whatever. 382 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:17.480 But. 383 00:17:19.240 --> 00:17:24.799 Yeah, nope, long story short, I'm really attracted to one 384 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:29.759 of my employees. Only thing is he's in a relationship. 385 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:32.119 Yeah. 386 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:34.480 So after a while of talking and kind of hitting 387 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:37.680 it off, we become kind of like work a husband 388 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:41.359 and wife. I took things to the next level. He 389 00:17:42.119 --> 00:17:47.000 immediately rejected my advances, saying, I have a girlfriend. Okay, respect, 390 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:49.519 I can't like it's fun talking to you and flirting whatever, 391 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:51.279 but I just I don't want it to go any further. 392 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:52.720 Yeah, cans can't go places. 393 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:56.000 I get it. So I said, I know how much 394 00:17:56.039 --> 00:17:59.319 you make. Your financial situation. Can't be the greatest. 395 00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:02.559 Or man. I guess if it's a man or a woman, 396 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:06.960 it's a woman, Okay, okay, I just as a woman. 397 00:18:07.319 --> 00:18:09.680 Once you have once you receive a rejection like that, 398 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:12.720 you the tail goes between your leg, you go to 399 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:15.519 a different you leave this what you actually start avoiding him. 400 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:18.119 But she abols, She abols, that's what she said, a. 401 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:21.119