Speaker 1: You are listening to Table Story.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the stream. Everyone is playing. I want to
play some music. Here you go. How about why not
just fucking just you and win straight with this?
Speaker 3: Here we go, because it's the fucking under Dark begins
Welcome to Dust. Fail it's the combat music, just straight up,
because it's going to be a grawling.
Speaker 2: There is a grawling, crawling.
Speaker 3: Horrible couple of weeks where I'm going to do everything
in my power to kill Tuesday Gray.
Speaker 4: All objective as far as.
Speaker 2: But I'm going to fly actually Tuesday to America, hunt
down and kill Tuesday Gray.
Speaker 5: Is that threat?
Speaker 2: Is that a threat every every single American movie ever?
Is that a threat?
Speaker 3: It's obviously obviously it fucking is. Yeah, triggered, leave me,
Welcome stream, Welcome to Dust.
Speaker 2: Just shout all over Tuesday there, Shut up Tuesday, Jesus.
Just always with the stream.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Table Story, Dust. Well our D and D
five E campaign homebrew setting kind of.
Speaker 2: I'm actually stealing a.
Speaker 3: Lot of ship for the under Dark because I don't
know anything about it except for wondrous book.
Speaker 5: So goes.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Striberty stream. Anyone who's asking about my
teeth it's it's fine, it's fine, but I want to die.
I'm not going to go into any large amounts of detail,
but oh my god, oh my god, please kill me. Now.
Speaker 3: Tune in tomorrow's stream and I'll go into detail and
rent about it forever. Today, all I'm going to runt
about is how Connor is only twelve years old and
able to heal himself like Wolverine. Little ship, little ship
with his regenerative powers.
Speaker 4: Fuck that guy.
Speaker 6: It's pretty cool. If I had like a knife and
just like cut my arm, yeah, yeah, would still be
againsts though I don't know. You're just like like, no,
it's just science.
Speaker 5: Col It's really cool.
Speaker 2: It's really really for science.
Speaker 6: Step yourself in the heart.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's so funny. My camera's doing a weird
thing as well, by the way, and there's nothing I
can do about it. I'm sorry. It just keeps going
like hot and cold lot.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I saw that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't anything.
Speaker 1: They're like, you're like two face, but it's too late.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I put my hand here, ship.
Speaker 1: That's weird there, It's okay. My is always just got
this weird pinkish hue to it that I can't fix.
Speaker 2: So I'm hopefully going to fix it.
Speaker 3: But I've still got a load of fucking Hey, here
we go, teething problems with the new computer.
Speaker 2: Problems. All right, all right, today today, before we get
started with the actual campaign, the meat of the campaign.
Speaker 3: These guys actually leveled up at the end of last week,
so we're doing like Milestone XP, So once they complete
certain milestones, story narrative driven up milestones, or particularly large
portions of the game, or it feels justified, they just
bam up a level. Basically, because it's a show more
than anything else, it's a lot easier to cope with,
which is why I do it.
Speaker 2: Do you do it in two campaigns? Now? You do this? Jay?
Speaker 6: Yep? You do this right? Yep.
Speaker 2: If I was playing a game around a table, though,
I think I would way more enjoy XP prefer XP.
But this is easier to to do. But my intention
was always to level you up after Sinn River, regardless
of how long you spent there. The moment you stepped foo.
Speaker 3: Outside of Sinn River, you were going to be bam
level five. I just forgot about last week. So we're
gonna do it now. Yeah, kind of yeah, you're under.
Speaker 2: The Sinn River.
Speaker 6: Yah, not a good place to.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's it's the ideal time to level
you up. So we're going to do that. We thought
we would just do.
Speaker 2: It now on stream instead of like rushing it before stream,
just to give you guys an idea of what's going in.
So for the first little bit here, we're probably just
going to be babbling and saying stuff that maybe you
don't understand, or just being like Brad. On page twelve,
it says that I get this thing, what does it mean?
And I'll be going, I don't know. Okay, I've got
a lot of neurofen in my head and I can't
think straight.
Speaker 5: My teeth hat guys, I'm asking me questions.
Speaker 3: Leave me alone, right even though it's Wednesday.
Speaker 5: It took me a bit. They updated. Yeah, they's ruined.
Speaker 6: There's a little settings and in general it will have
an option to put it back to the simple.
Speaker 1: Oh thank god?
Speaker 5: Where is it?
Speaker 6: Hold?
Speaker 5: On general?
Speaker 6: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Like the bottom right, you're extra features and traits. You
can't type in there anymore. You have to add things.
Speaker 6: So if you guys to the cogwheel. In general options,
there's a little dropped down, just changed that to simple. Yeah,
because I like the spell list. They have a little
c at the end if it's a concentration or an R,
if it's a ritual spell that's.
Speaker 4: Does anyone else feel feel like Connors the hermione of
the group.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he always knows that ship.
Speaker 6: That ship.
Speaker 2: You know everything there is to know about Roll Tenny Connor,
and you still don't campaigns.
Speaker 5: You're your priorities are misplaced.
Speaker 6: Actually, I have.
Speaker 1: No idea where this is Connor in cog wheel top right,
my settings.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my settings far right.
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about on the character sheet. Yeah, oh,
I thought you'm an in Roll twenty hold on character
sheet far right settings.
Speaker 6: Okay, drop and click it too simple instead of compendium compatible.
Speaker 1: Oh I got you, I got you? Thank you? Oh
thank god? That's oh there we go, it's all back.
All right, we're good.
Speaker 6: It's cool. They added the spell lis is nicer.
Speaker 1: Is a spellless Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it says if it's BSM or concentration of ritual.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 6: I had all these written in though, so I can
I erase them all now?
Speaker 1: Over r R as ritual. I guess yes, that's really nice.
That's a good change, good job roll twenty.
Speaker 2: This is going to blow my mind on Sunday. I'm
not going to fuck with it today.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait till I have to deal with it
as an actual player. The first thing you guys should
do is your health because then you get to roll
some dice and that's excited for everyone.
Speaker 2: So basically, you roll a hit die. I don't. I
don't think it's different.
Speaker 6: It's a.
Speaker 3: It's whatever your your classes plus your clan. Your class
gets a different die, so I think it's a hit die.
You can't just hit the hit dye thing and then
add that or work out whatever it is for your class.
Speaker 4: So like use a weapon and try to hurt.
Speaker 2: Or where's the let's have a look here, you've got
rogues for you, okay, ten?
Speaker 5: I think so.
Speaker 1: For road, I'm pretty sure it's one D ten.
Speaker 5: I think you're right.
Speaker 6: On eight.
Speaker 5: Never mind, but they are more durable.
Speaker 6: A lot of people are more one D ten than
they used to be compared to third.
Speaker 3: I think in rolling D ten plus your and then
you add your nice con uh com modified to it, which.
Speaker 2: It must be nice to have a three three. You
just got eleven HP, so you're whatever your max HP is.
Speaker 5: Wait, you have a con of sixteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What I rolled?
Speaker 5: What stupid high?
Speaker 2: Stupid high on these things.
Speaker 5: She's a tank, she's a tank rogue.
Speaker 4: I have thirty nine hit points now, wow, thirty nine.
Speaker 5: Almost almost as good as the tank warlock who knows forty.
Speaker 2: The actual tank have thirty four.
Speaker 5: My well, if the next you feel any better, My
AC is garbage, but my my my hip diet is
a one D eight right. Well, the character creation I
rolled eight seven seven.
Speaker 1: Nice, Oh my god, they sucked everything up. My My
a C is now eleven as well. Watch out for
that guy.
Speaker 6: Her health, Yeah, mine's off. I wonder if it's you
have to equip equipment maybe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went back to simple AC. I'm pretty sure.
Oh it wiped. It wiped everything I had in my inventory,
and so that's annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh damn you roll.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just go to inventory do the same thing.
Speaker 2: So you have to make it, yeah, lash, Yes, the
sneak attack damage for you goes up as well. Fifth.
So now when you hit people with that sneak attack,
I'll jump in here and just hold your hand through
it and just get scrub three D six.
Speaker 6: You guys.
Speaker 2: Whenever you gain that extra damage, you do an extra
three D six damage now, so it came big damns.
And you also get a thing called uncanny dodge.
Speaker 3: When an attacker that you can see it has to
be within your like sightline hits you with an attack,
you can use your reaction, which is a separate thing.
So you have your movement action, bonus action, possible further movement.
Speaker 2: You also have this other like hidden one, which is
a reaction which you can use.
Speaker 3: You one of them per turn, which can be expended
kind of thing. You can now use that, which basically
means outside of your turn is what I think is
generally what it is. When you get hit with an attack,
you can half the damage is the attack damage against you.
Speaker 2: For example, I.
Speaker 3: Say, okay, what is your AC You say fourteen. I say, okay,
this attack hits you, You can say, all right, I
want to use my uncanny dodge to to.
Speaker 2: Fucking just jump out the way of it. You just
get to do that forever. But like everything once every
react whatever ever fuck me, I was looking, I was
about to read the next line like this comes back
on a short rest. No, you just okay, old damage
is halfed against you, stupid.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's well, I mean it's it's only if
she uses a reaction, because like reactions can be used
for other things too.
Speaker 2: I don't know it's rogue or anything else.
Speaker 1: There, there's a couple. I mean, there's other like reactionary
things that you can do in combat that don't require
a class.
Speaker 5: Are you talking, Unkenny Dodge?
Speaker 1: It's yeah, Dodgy.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, so if she makes, for example, an attack
of opportunity, that's her reaction, right, So then if she
gets hit he after that, she's gonna get blown up
and it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1: So just never take attacks of opportunity.
Speaker 5: Always always take the attack of opportunity, Barbarian, Well, just
look at what we're up against. First. If there's a
spellcaster on the other team who's holding a giant fireball
and looking at you, hope, you should probably hold your
reaction for that, all right.
Speaker 3: I added it on the right of your sheet in
this random new features and Traits thing.
Speaker 4: I see it.
Speaker 5: Actually, never mind that, because I'm learning counter spell now,
so that whenever anything costs firebar I can just look
at it and you'll sit down and cancel the spell.
Speaker 4: How did you guys determine that your armor class was off? Like,
how do I know mine's actually fourteen?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: What armor?
Speaker 4: Did you just have the number memorized and just.
Speaker 2: Lying because he wants to, I say, and he knows
I won't double check.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no no. Breastplay gives me fourteen. A C
plus one decks is fifteen and then two from my
shield of seventeen.
Speaker 6: Sure, whatever you say about it, your is not ten.
Speaker 2: I I'll work yours out.
Speaker 3: So your your A C as a standard is ten
plus your decks and then depending on what you have
as armor on it will affect that.
Speaker 1: Oh it's ten plus your decks. I think so, Oh
that my AC is sixteen not seventeen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ten plus my deck is right?
Speaker 2: Then you have you have leather.
Speaker 5: You should be higher in that lash because you would
have you'd have leather armor by default, which said you
like twelve plus your decks.
Speaker 2: It's eleven plus your decks bread, so that's correct.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 2: A fifteen is fifteen lash. Oh see, okay, a C.
I'll just fucking throw this in here, and it's like, no,
a C equals eleven plus decks just in case you'reever
like just sat there looking at it.
Speaker 6: You know, like, what how much sure armor does leather
armor give eleven?
Speaker 2: You have leather as well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it says my armor class is fourteen, but my
decks is plus four.
Speaker 2: Just uses fifteen as well.
Speaker 1: Just to clarify, bread that's if you're not wearing armor. Right,
So if I'm wearing the breastplate, it's fourteen then plus
my decks as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah you've got you've got a two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, use up the two brestplate.
Speaker 2: You can only have max of two on a breadth.
Speaker 1: Okay, you'll get you It would be it would be
breastplate gives me fourteen AC one Dexterity mod makes it fifteen.
Shield gives me two more.
Speaker 2: Say, okay, cool, cool, all right, Connor? Mm hmm the
fuck do you get level five?
Speaker 6: At lower five I get an extra attack but also
since my A proficiency bonus went up, fuck.
Speaker 2: Me, you just got extra attack? Fuck this fucking insane?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, wait for someone to say so you can.
Prior to level five, scar shot was a plus eight.
Now it's plus nine super versus a plus ten on attack.
Speaker 1: This is insane, dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 6: S ship right, now.
Speaker 2: It is broken.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you need to exactly how much was the cost
for that? I need to know that down.
Speaker 2: I can't remember. I've got all those ment in my bellies.
Costs right, Yeah, let's have a look. So the rule
was that to repay your firearm, if your weapon is broken,
it must be repaired out of combat half the cost
of the firearm. So what was it to buy?
Speaker 7: The full price was sevens.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 1: This is good. I have a solution to our underdark,
my friends, Oh dear tiny hutt. A ten foot radius
a mobile dome of force springs into existence around and
above you and remains stationary for the duration. Nine creatures
of medium size are smaller can fit inside the dome
with you. The spell fails of its area includes a
larger blah blah blah. All other creatures and objects are
barred from passing through it.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 5: See eventually get that. See, I was gonna say, I
think see, I was trying to figure some way to
work rope trick into my spell list. But that works
just as well.
Speaker 1: Tiny, I'm taking that. I'm taking that just for us
for the under dark. Tiny hot, Now do I want
that or do I want sending as well? Because I
get to I get two second level spells.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how does how does Barbara? Because I know mine's
wisdom modifier plus class levels? How many spells I can have?
Speaker 1: It's just telling me right here in the book, like
I get to two third level spell slots. Oh, but
I can only learn one extra spell, so it might
just have to be time.
Speaker 6: You can get rid of Well, you can get rid
of one of the older ones.
Speaker 5: You could get your previous one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, I'm pretty sure a barge to work that way.
I think everybody I.
Speaker 1: Think magic, Yeah, magic is a long rest and I
think you can get interchain.
Speaker 6: Oh fuck, some classes can most I think all classes
can during a level though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, Okay, Brad Claire, I can what's ring on that?
Can I fuck off of some old spells and replace
them right now?
Speaker 6: I mean I can look it up.
Speaker 2: It tells you and bar doesn't it what you can
do with that?
Speaker 1: But during a level up, I mean specifically, well.
Speaker 2: That's the time to do it. But it's however many
you can do?
Speaker 1: What you know what you're asking me, I'm asking you, like,
can I go and and you know, get rid of
like a first level spell and learn another first level
spell during the level up here.
Speaker 2: And blah blah blah, I don't know a Bard spell
is permanent.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Additionally, when you gain a level in this class,
you can choose one of the Bard spells you know
and replace it with another spell from the Bard spell
is level.
Speaker 2: You can do one, okay.
Speaker 1: Chat's also saying that Bards can replace any spells on
their level up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Additionally, when you gain a level, you can choose one
of the Bard spells you know and replacing with another
spell from the Bard spells, not including the one. So
you're taking tiny heart and you can swap at one
other one, so you've already got.
Speaker 6: You can if you want, if you want two third
level spells, get rid of an old one and get
a new one something like that. Yeah, So that's what
I'm probably gonna do too, because you don't a third
level spell should be far superior to the first. You
should probably have like a new damage dealer like fireball.
Speaker 1: Ers songs would help as well, because if we meet
any draw we can talk to them.
Speaker 5: I've got that, like, all right, we're fine. I've got
that covered like six different ways.
Speaker 1: Sunday, dude, My dude.
Speaker 5: Is telepathic speaks every language.
Speaker 6: It works for me. I'm just gonna have a spell
that gets out of the under dark immediately and fucks
everybody's skulls. Oh, guys, for god, Teleport, yeah, teleport.
Speaker 5: Just we're out.
Speaker 6: We're good.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what spells I have, to be honest.
Oh this fucking I hate half of the spells that
I have.
Speaker 5: But oh yeah, spells.
Speaker 2: I have the same issue when I was looking for
the Elders nine spells the other day.
Speaker 6: Years are pretty much utility, aren't they. They do have some.
Speaker 1: If you go lower barred, then you you get some
some pretty bad ass stuff for spells. But valor is
more about damage and inspiring in combat. The biggest reason
is I can boff all of your roles with inspiration, right, So.
Speaker 6: I just I just look at create food and water
and just pass it by. My character can't and you're
out the spell you may not take you okay, yeah,
but I okay, So chat. I want to tell you
guys about something real quick. Make sure I'm unmuted, otherwise
you guys are just somehow reading my lips. Level three
cleric spell anime Dead has a dnuration of twenty four hours.
You can choose bones, turn it into a skeleton or
a cadaver, and turn it into a zombie. You can
reap it before it fades. Just I'm gonna let that
stay with you, guys. That's it what it is. I'm
just saying, if fair Light wants a pet, I will
take that spell for him.
Speaker 5: It wouldn't it be your pet at that point?
Speaker 6: You could, you could, you could.
Speaker 2: Use him, You can use them. Surely it tons into
an dead just a zombie.
Speaker 6: Bonus action command.
Speaker 5: Will you still have access to his spell list?
Speaker 2: And what does he have? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is he Raja?
Speaker 2: Or is he just a fucking animated bullshit?
Speaker 6: He's probably animated bullshit. That looks like Raja.
Speaker 4: We don't have to carry him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well yeah, like that's that was one of the
things I was gonna ask for, Like off stream. I
was like, all right, so, uh, what's going on with
your body?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it becomes the target, becomes a skeleton if
it's a different zombie, if you choose a corp.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I want to and I really don't want
to flame him down to bones.
Speaker 3: If you want, if you want a pet zombie throughout
the under Dark, then I'm so fucking down for you
to take that spell. I'm not I'm not pushing it
on you, but just as a viewer, I want it
to happen. I kind of don't because I'm just gonna
kill Raja because he's gonna be a shitty little zombie
in this level five fight and it's just gonna get
destroyed by them.
Speaker 6: That's cool, he'll just have chunks off him.
Speaker 2: Great, I don't know what, so fucked it comes back?
Speaker 1: Chat back?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, being brought back, you'll be fine unless we
just raised dead him. Sorry, we had to, you know what.
Speaker 1: I just realized we still totally left Finn Ruder by.
Speaker 3: Yeah she's a chilling Oh yeah, he saw her and
then just did nothing about it. Rajah briefly saw and
was like, yo, what.
Speaker 4: Later?
Speaker 3: How long have you got? If you can move through
the under dark in ten days, you could use the
raised dead. That would only cost you five hundred gold pieces. Well,
a diamond worth five hundred. I think the next one
is a thousand.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, which is proper resurrection is a thousand, which.
Speaker 6: Is all well and good. But if we turn him
into a head, I don't think we're gonna want to
raise dead the leftovers he's getting.
Speaker 1: No, no, ras raised dead doesn't raise dead, it does.
Speaker 5: I think it mends as.
Speaker 6: Well, because resurre it just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's just then yeah, which is
more wounds but doesn't restore missing body parts. If you
did raise dead, he would probably have like terrible fucking
scarring from the actual wounds. He'd be ugly as ship.
Speaker 3: I think this the resurrection closes all more winds and
restores any missing body parts.
Speaker 2: This is we had this issue with with Clutch on
Fractural World spoilers. He's dead, the they found his toes,
they had his toes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, We're like, well, is this enough to bring him back?
And I was like, no, fuck you, there's no fucking way.
That's the intention of this spell. It's to bring back
an arm, not to bring up an entire body back
from a toe. But I think I think resurrection if
you if you fuck him up as an animated dead,
resurrection will probably bring him back pretty much.
Speaker 1: It is there a resurrection and then true resurrection or
is it just cold.
Speaker 2: True resurrection is the one which is like a fucking
five hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true true resurrection is like you could take a
piece of the like a drop hundred word, I drop
a blood.
Speaker 5: And you can make the whole human.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can. You can. You can. You canbine
that bitch back to a fucking anything as well.
Speaker 3: They can be just destroyed, like fucking Cell was destroyed,
you know, to delete him completely down to nothing and
still bring him back from nothingness.
Speaker 6: I think with that one, no more, no more happy
parades for Cell every day or freezer.
Speaker 3: They'll still bring him back. They always fucking do. I
bet they fucking I bet Cell shows up at some point.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I really liked Cell. I liked his voice.
Actor Cel Saga was.
Speaker 3: My favorite one. I fucking love the whole team. Go
Harm fucking thing. Go Harm was to be well. He
was being geared up to be the.
Speaker 2: Main character right at the point they were getting rid
of him, getting rid of Goku.
Speaker 6: And then he went to school and everyone was like.
Speaker 2: No, bring go Like, okay, well go ahead. I was
like no, so good.
Speaker 5: It sucks even more in this I find the main
reason I never liked Dragon ball Zy was just because
of the irrelevance of everyone who was in Goku.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but that's also the reason that the goku all.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm taking invisibility.
Speaker 2: Or the Gohan didn't become the the lead invisibility.
Speaker 5: Yeahbility, and if you see anything else more, I have
invisibility already as well. Fuck if you want to avoid
more people. But then, but then again, uh, you know,
I only get I only get like two spell slots.
Speaker 1: Did I did? I put hold on?
Speaker 5: Well, you get them back for resting.
Speaker 6: For an hour?
Speaker 5: I get, I get, I get spells back on a
short rest. But I only get like two slots.
Speaker 1: Question, brad or, I mean, how close are we to
be able to rereckc on what we bought?
Speaker 2: Okay, you could probably do that.
Speaker 1: I picking up from I just need to and pouch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, thank you for fine. I'm not as harsh
on I can.
Speaker 6: I can.
Speaker 5: I can invis two people at the same time, now, yeah?
Speaker 6: Nice?
Speaker 4: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: I mean we do all.
Speaker 6: That's almost all of us. I'll just meld into stone.
It's fine, how much. That's the way about the Warlock
spell slots is all my spell slots are whatever the
highest level is that I know.
Speaker 2: It's just a fucking walking bomb. A glass. It's a
super glass. Cannon, isn't it the Warlock?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 2: I mean you'll probably not, but.
Speaker 6: Wait, Warlocks Warlock.
Speaker 5: Warlock is really flexible today.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to really like you run out of.
Speaker 1: Tuesday is our bank right now? She's I'm like the
I'm like the account keeper and she's the bank.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 5: Welcome to He got rid.
Speaker 4: Of my my notes, my gold notes. How do I
switch it?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Go to your character sheet, the COG, and then go
to inventory.
Speaker 2: And inventory on the right side.
Speaker 4: It's just the COG, inventory, okay and simple?
Speaker 5: Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: It might delete everything in your inventory, though, so switch
it and switch it back.
Speaker 2: I had to do that.
Speaker 6: It's annoying.
Speaker 1: It's fucking annoying.
Speaker 4: Yeah god, oh yeah, Okay. It says I have one
hundred and sixty five gold, but it did. I'll have
to switch it back and I'll just add this as
a note. Okay, So subtract twenty five, I have one
hundred and forty gold.
Speaker 6: Okay. So something I realized Carlias has action search.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you can lose your fucking.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wanted to.
Speaker 2: I want to do the fucking I was gonna.
Speaker 1: I was gonna multi class into a fighter level two
eventually to get action searge. But I don't know de
valor Bardes getting.
Speaker 6: People scarshot has I want to say, yeah, you want
to do that day?
Speaker 5: Not right now?
Speaker 1: Now, it's okay, already done.
Speaker 5: I mean, so I'm gonna get a familiar.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which was my question, do you want do you
want raw as you're familiar?
Speaker 2: Well that's not the same because I'm just saying, are
you taking one of the bullshit familiars? Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well I was gonna ask different ones, right, Well, yeah,
I'm not. I'm going pack to the tollem instead of
packed of the chain, but under packed of the toll.
It says I can learn the first level ritual, So
I'm gonna learn find familiar. So and it says it's
it says it's up to DM's distress as to whether
I could get one of the other four. Uh yeah,
one of the other four.
Speaker 2: Familiars anyway, Yeah, you're playing a ward on could get
to have the cool familiar that the fucking pseudo dragon
or whatever, Right.
Speaker 5: So I probably I probably take the imp then because
it's freaking invisible and poison attacks and the best part,
the best part is the imp can sit next to
any enemy invisible and Lash gets sneak attacks repeatedly. Yes,
because of pac tech.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like season two Evelyn in Legal Legends.
You just get six sun fire capes and run around
and you're both everyone and killed them.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a personality that wie.
Speaker 5: That's the thing. It looks like it's going to be
my dog the Devil's site too. What's that devil's side.
It's like dark vision, except you can see through the
darkness spell.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fucking oh man.
Speaker 5: So it would mean that I could cast darkness and
then literally me and my familiar are the only ones
that can see anything because dark vision, you're not.
Speaker 2: The beginning of felt. I was like, I'm going to
put you flushed in the under dark.
Speaker 1: And now you're not the only one in the under dark.
Speaker 5: I mean, this is still this is still uh, this
is what without changing the patron if I went fiend,
I'd get all of what I just said, on top
of being able to do eighty six damage that little
firemall yeahs.
Speaker 4: At fifth level, the broke gets plus three proficiency bonus
to change this too. In my character, she looks like
it doesn't let me change it.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 1: Oh, go to your under character sheet right at the
very top. It should say class and level, and just
delete that and click five. Oh yeah, and and it'll
I think it should up your proficiency bonus itself, because
it just went up for.
Speaker 2: Me, so it did.
Speaker 4: Thank you. And his inspiration is supposed to be blank.
Speaker 1: Uh yes, sorry, no, no, that's like a tagging thing.
If I give you inspiration.
Speaker 5: Over Brad does right, Scotch.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, guys. I'm I'm good to
go whenever.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do I do anything else as a route?
Speaker 1: You did your health, you did blah blah blah, Yeah,
you should be fine.
Speaker 4: Did unkinny Dodge did proficiency?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right? Everyone else good?
Speaker 5: I'm good.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I'm just looking at spells, so I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: Oh that tiny hut is going to be so fucking useful.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm reading. I'm I'm reading about all the stuff
I can do with a familiar.
Speaker 1: It's going to be familiar is the only problem is, like,
if you're familiar is seen, then it's like a big
ship show. But like I was saying earlier, you aren't
the only one that casts darkness in the under dark,
So that's going to be really useful. That's that's like
an innate drow ability? Is they just globe of darkness?
Speaker 5: So I'm a t flat so I already had darkness
as an innate spell as well. The question is the
drought would not be able to see through their own
darkness spell unless they also.
Speaker 2: Have no But they have like they're they're trained and
they know how to.
Speaker 1: It's like a they don't get the disadvantage on checks
if I'm not mistaken because they've trained in the darkness spells.
Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't there like a dark dwarf race as well?
Speaker 2: How do you say it?
Speaker 5: Jay?
Speaker 1: I say, I don't know how it's actually supposed to
be said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like to have everyone says it differently.
Speaker 1: I don't know the proper pronunciation.
Speaker 2: I say as well, but I don't know how because
it's some people liked agar. Yeah all right, Connor, you're good. Yeah,
I'm good, Tension fair lights done?
Speaker 6: Yeah, good enough spells.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good to go. Oneever, just too many good ones?
Speaker 6: You guys ever seen the Stow curse? That thing is
pretty nice.
Speaker 1: I was looking at that. Yeah, we should probably just
level up on stream from now on, because this isn't
too bad.
Speaker 2: I don't mind doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, once you once you have that first half an
hour of like your what up? Yeah, and then half
an hour, it just takes us to the ground because
we're here now.
Speaker 6: Better transition into So I'm kind of tempted to take
daylight too, just when all the drought pop out. Just
that would actually be hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, that would actually be That would
work on every fucking creature in the under dark.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it probably wouldn't help us too much too,
since we'd be acclimated in the dark by then too.
You're like, hey, guysuck Jesus.
Speaker 1: First thing, we're like a day in they're like getting
used to it in the daylight. Like, I think, every
thing immediately converges on us.
Speaker 2: I'll make so much good stuff in here before like
we begin, I'll make you an imp fairlight.
Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, I'm super excited about the.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, there we go. So is it just
a standard imp? Does he get any of the bullshit?
Speaker 5: It says variant familiar and imp that enters a new
contract to serve over the creatures forms a telepathic bond.
So basically it's it's whatever your standard imp stuff is.
But then also I can talk to it telepathically. I
can sense what it senses through its eyes and ears,
and if it's within ten feet of me, I get
the same magic resistance trait that it has.
Speaker 6: Whatever that is.
Speaker 1: Question, do we get to see him do the contract now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna probably do it at the start of
the because it's an hour long ritual, so you're gonna
see him sitting there summoning this thing.
Speaker 6: Oh cool, way, Brad, there's no way we miss that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But it just like the ability for this thing to walk,
so it can, like any spells that I have that
are touched, like, this thing can touch them for me,
and I could, like from thirty feet away, I can
touch the thing.
Speaker 6: Oh that's so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it spells.
Speaker 5: It can basically deliver touch spells and anything that it's
standing next to. Lash's passive whole sneak attack target thing.
She'll get sneak attacks on anything that the imp is
sitting next to.
Speaker 3: However, though, when when the imp does a thing on
its turn, do you still get to do stuff on
your turn?
Speaker 2: How do Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yes, it says familiar acts on its own, familiar acts
on its own, and takes its own initiative roles.
Speaker 2: All right, so you can just command as it's legit.
Speaker 1: Another party member it, but I can do other actions
as normal.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it doesn't actually attack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know all that bullshit. It's been a
while since someone's had a thing like I remember having
a square myself in a campaign at one point, which
was basically the same thing.
Speaker 6: You guys are killing me here, I'm gonna probably take
I want animate dead.
Speaker 5: Well, do you remember the chat chat?
Speaker 2: What do you want? What's the options here?
Speaker 6: Do you remember the blubbuet I gave to the guard, Yes,
I did when we were back in at the smith
and we made them. Were they made with casings and gunpowder?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They're good to go, I think because the dude
made them, right the bullets?
Speaker 6: Did they have gunpowder and casings? There?
Speaker 2: I think? So?
Speaker 6: I think I wrote down because I don't know if
I just have the projectile part?
Speaker 1: No, they you know, no they didn't. You You just
you made them make the projectile because they didn't have power.
And that's why we went to the general store. That's
what started that whole thing is we went to go
get you gunpowder.
Speaker 6: I've given a blood bullet to a guard who thinks
he's going to be able to shoot it.
Speaker 2: He's going to break his gun.
Speaker 6: Her last doesn't know that, but.
Speaker 1: That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: Man, he's dead. You've killed him, right, So then let
me just could you do this just for myself? Then
I can drop your boy in? All right, Benji? What
was the what were the options? Oh?
Speaker 6: I have way too many good ones. Honestly, I couldn't
even decide. So I'm gonna roll at nice. I'm trying
to decide if it's worth taking anime dead because I
don't how like this is a question that people can't answer.
I have to answer it. But how distraught would I
be over losing Raja? Because the problem was I got
knocked the crap out when Raja died, so I didn't
witness it, so probably less traumatized by it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think now is the first chance you guys
are gonna have to sort of take a breath.
Speaker 6: And work it out. I'm dragging around his body, so
that's probable.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you're still not really stopped, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you were doing like the dancing with his
body too, which is kind of like almost a symptom
of shock, is like making a jump.
Speaker 6: Out of it, right like, yeah, you know what, Uh,
he was trauma. He's gonna animate the dead because Roger
did not die. Okay, he's still alive, and this is
gonna be in.
Speaker 2: That case, I'm going to make another thing.
Speaker 6: For you and me. Fortunately he legitimately is zombie for statistics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that's called you get your own little bullshit.
You're all just gonna have your own little fucking shiity thing.
Speaker 6: Uh, Connor do you do you want to pet right now?
I mean like you could probably animate gun. I'd imagine, Actually.
Speaker 1: I was tempted to have this be sent to you.
I love weapons.
Speaker 2: I was just like I was tempted to do it
just to abuse you whenever I want interest just from
your hip every now and then. It's like, you're a
fucking loser.
Speaker 6: One of the Parli's flaws is sleep when it comes
is no sleep at all. The time spent tracking Mars
has left me skirch and paranoid. So I'd imagine he
thinks Scarshot can talk to him, and that's why scar
Shot is so like faithful and doesn't fucking break knock
on wood.
Speaker 2: I'm going to change zombie Raja's action from Slam to
zephyr Slam.
Speaker 5: It's just call the the fastest zombie in the entire.
Speaker 6: It's literally not even an evil alignment thing for my cleric.
It's just him traumatized and unwilling to let him go. Kenneth.
He liked Kenneth, but like Kenneth, was also murdering children.
So you know, that kind of separated some of the
some of the bond.
Speaker 5: Over in my chat, people like no, what they tw
is never going to get rest.
Speaker 6: Well, he has. He has a better chance of it
getting reds this way than me carrying him.
Speaker 3: I wish I could draw just so that I could
fuck with the Rajah token and makes it look undead.
What about if I give that someone in chat?
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I could get volunteers for that.
Speaker 3: But just ing up, I'm gonna I'm gonna post it
in the discord. Throw the discord link up, Noodle, and
I will post in the discord the.
Speaker 2: Image of Raja that we had drawn up if someone
can at some point, but now we'll just use whatever
you don't you know, someone wants to enter. Now, your
attempt at zombie Raja.
Speaker 3: Take this image, photoshop it, draw over it, whatever the
best one, and I will deem it to be the
best one.
Speaker 5: None of these fucking loser, especially not Jay.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm nice to everyone. Now I'm going to
deem who is the best drawing me. It's just the
best way, okay, to wed it because someone will be
like I, I did my best. I'm only seven, but
my one is the worst one, and I really don't
want to use it.
Speaker 3: This way I can weed out, you know, the the
noble attempts I will never use for one week while
we have zombie Raja in it for a week.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh no, I'm getting it. I'm getting him out
and we're resi him. Possibly, Yeah, is a very old
way if he was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as you don't just suck obliterate every
cell in his body. You know, if he comes out
with like his head and body intact.
Speaker 1: And I said she'll draw him next week, No.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, Anna doesn't get to do it
too good and it's too good. No, Anna, you're forbidden
from entering the competition. She just wants she'll charge just
y you know, zombie Raja. That'll be four hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Where I left it.
Speaker 2: I hit this new computer, all right, I'll tell you what,
why try it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw it up in the in the discard.
Speaker 3: If you guys are all leveled up and good, we'll
go to a break. I'll throw up in the discorders
the image of Braja, and then when we come.
Speaker 2: Back, we'll jump in and uh, you know, get it,
get it cooking in the cold, empty, forever dark.
Speaker 5: Under dark kind I can have my familiar do vamp
your touch from a distance, sucking people myself.
Speaker 2: A fucking horrible little shitty things.
Speaker 3: They're horrible, little class They're just all these little shitty
stuff nasty.
Speaker 2: And then they go. I'll just do a fucking level
six spell twice.
Speaker 1: Christ we'll be right back in three to five with
more cranky bread because of his.
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, welcome back to the actual game this time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so, ope she's back.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know where live. Hope she doesn't just open
the call up and.
Speaker 5: Be like, yo, gets what blah blah blah blah blah
homophobic rachel slur.
Speaker 6: That's like.
Speaker 5: Lash, Please do not racial slur.
Speaker 4: Try I'll do my best. That's all I can do.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, no heated gaming mane, you wouldn't fucking mind
Jesus fucking Christ, and I don't know. Uh So, let's
see the last time you guys were in the game.
You guys were in sin River on the world map.
I don't know if I put you there. Yes, indeed,
you're in sin River. But instead of using the train
to escape from town, you guys decided to use the help, well,
particularly Carlias. But using Carlias to a degree, you guys
as a group followed the new potentially temporary but at
least for now.
Speaker 2: New member Versilius must be righted. He didn't correct me into.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be one of the other. Whichever way you
say it, he's going to correct you to the opposite.
Speaker 2: His name is Versilius Vasilius.
Speaker 5: His name is Luigi Murio Mrio.
Speaker 3: He is a smuggler who tends to smuggle things in
and out of Sin River for the more noble houses,
and luckily he is an employee, or he smuggles things
in for.
Speaker 5: The fuck is his.
Speaker 2: Name Miami Miami Blossom my own creation. I don't know
his name and Miami Blossom.
Speaker 3: Of course, in a sort of precarious relationship of sorts
with Carlias, hired Vasilius slash Versilias to get Carlias out
of town. The rest of you kind of tank along
followed them. Vasili has found a way to go down
and out of sin River, although he revealed that it
is possible to get even further outside of town, which
is suggested because there's an ancient green dragon which is
kind of looking you all now circling around. He said,
maybe we go down into the under dark. It's going
to be a bit of a trek. It's no, there's no,
he doesn't. There's no map, there's no direct route out
through there. But if they can traverse through the underdark
far enough away from Sindriver, they'll pop out somewhere else
and they'll be able to move without being pursued, hopefully
directly by a giant, a huge gargantu and ancient green
dragon who will absolutely eat you all in one gulp.
So pretty much, you guys bounced. You guys headed into
not quite in the underdark necessarily, but basically you headed
down underneath Sindriver into a cave system that leads down
into the under dark, and you sent Vasiliosov to buy
a bunch of provisions to prepare you for this journey
because it's a very very big question mark into the unknown.
And we rejoin you all in this cave system which
was full of spiders. You dealt with the spiders and
decided to take a long rest. If you want, I'm
happy to jump straight forward to the end of the
long rest so you're all at full health. You guys
have leveled up, so you get that full bonus all
the way back up to the top, full health, full
complement of spells, full hit Dice will say, regardless of
whether that would be true or not, I'm going to
give you it because the underducks not necessarily going to
be too easy, and I'm going to start employing proper
D n D rules Hit Dice short rests, long rests
and all the stuff I've forgotten in my three years
since giving up on it. But I would never employ
it if Fairlight wasn't here. He will tell me fair Like,
it's my my second DM.
Speaker 2: He's like.
Speaker 1: I've been shafted from the second D.
Speaker 2: He's more like, he's more like my like pocket Encyclopedia right,
like he's like my Cortana.
Speaker 5: Jesus consult the fairlight.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you guys, you went to sleep at around midday,
which means that it would be sort of nightfall. We
did see a scene outside of outside of what was
happening in your direct narrative with these two figures which
have been sort of tailing you through sim river to
a degree. However, outside of the edge of the cave,
you'll see the sun begin to set. It seems like
the dragon has calmed down, or has polymorph back into
his human form, or has left in some form the town.
There's still a lot of commotion and stuff up there,
but it was chaos during the actual day. It's calmed
down a lot more.
Speaker 2: There's no more screams or just like wild footfalls of
people moving around, very easy to hear. As it echoes
down into the cabin. Just outside the cave entrance, the.
Speaker 3: Night begins to settle, you can probably feel a cool
cooling in the air as this whistling cave system reveals
no further spiders tickering tickty up towards you, though the
cave system does lead further and further in and leads
pretty much directly to nothing more than a hole into
the under dark.
Speaker 2: Vasilius is vaguely aware of this cave system. What do
you guys want to do?
Speaker 6: We've only taken a short rest, right, long long, so
we're full full everything.
Speaker 5: You're good, so we don't have ja get one shot
it again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, don't go into fights with fore health like
I did.
Speaker 5: I totally forgot because I was on a new character,
fresh with everything, and then you I'm down. I was like, oh, yeah, forgot.
Speaker 6: It changed a lot of stuff. Sorry, they changed a
lot of stuff in world.
Speaker 1: Again, it's good, So I guess we're waking up. We
chose like a guard rotation, right, did we do all?
Speaker 2: That's yeah. I'm just going to fast forward through it
for you because there's no nothing. Nothing will come after
you unless you specifically want it to. And you're like, hey,
come and get us, big dragon.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you didn't do as one of you kept.
You know, you don't need to physically have to stand
on watch with spear in hand. You know you can
sit reading a book and still vaguely be on guard.
Speaker 6: Was anybody on guard duty with me?
Speaker 1: Probably not?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Ok?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like an hour cross over here and there.
Speaker 6: But yeah, the for an hour, I was just sitting
there talking to Raja's body and animating him. Oh fuck,
were you now?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Well how does that spell go? What do you need
to do to actually do that spell? Because I didn't
really look at it.
Speaker 6: Let me see. Yeah the spell creature spell buzz zombielt
blah blah on each year. Okay, Like what do you
want material wise? I just need to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what is all the actual and a pinch
of bone dust?
Speaker 6: So oh yeah, you have all that. I just I
just stand over like Tuesday Gray and just like hack
off a pinky and get some bone dust or take
it from the spiders. Probably could he be a spider
zombie now like spider.
Speaker 2: Maybe he has these like crawl around these weird scary moments.
Speaker 4: It's too many eyes, so I could.
Speaker 5: Learn I could learn spider climb and cast it on
it so he could just run off walls.
Speaker 6: It it takes an I think an hour to cast.
Let me see, no casting times only a minute. Excuse me, sorry,
I was thinking of another spell. What it is funny?
Speaker 5: Jet anime Dead has a ten foot range?
Speaker 6: Why why? Why? Why?
Speaker 5: Why is there a ten foot because you probably in
the middle of you probably don't because you probably don't
want to actually touch it. You want to just you
want to get her close to but you don't actually.
Speaker 6: Want Just like, I've never seen a ten foot range
in any spell. It's always touch thirty, sixty, one, twenty,
It's always it's a grouping of thirty.
Speaker 5: Usually half my abilities have a range of ten. Really, yeah,
that's wrong with your character. I have a bunch of
Warlock crap that says works within ten feet.
Speaker 6: That's weird. Yeah, yeah, it only takes a it's it's
no crazy components. I made sure to look at that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Sure.
Speaker 2: So how does it look when you actually bring Raja
back to life? Because you sort of set him up
by the.
Speaker 6: Doorway, I think, yeah, yeah, so pretty much, I'm just
sitting there talking to him, you know, just like as
it's like speaking of John Marston's when you're talking when
you're on the seth quest. So the guy that digs
up bodies and he's all crazy about it. So I'm
just sitting there just talking to him the whole time,
and just so he just just slowly starts kind of
jerking up. He kind of stands up a little bit,
and he just I don't know how this zombie is
going to be if he's mowed knee zombie or just
kind of I'd like to think of him as a
World Wars the zombie and we're just gonna be he's
just gonna just like run it a mile per hour
and just we're gonna those would be great. Can we
have a running zombie?
Speaker 2: Well, it just depends on his movement. He speaks twenty
feet kind of slow, slightly slower than.
Speaker 5: Not quite as quick as he was before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely not no slam, of course, but yeah.
Speaker 5: He's still The question is does he still get a
one D ten attack with the plus five with the war?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Does he has no idea what a toll war is because.
Speaker 6: He's pretty here.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, this is this is like like walking Dead rules
where you don't come back with your personality. You know,
like if we just believe we can get through to him,
you know, there's no level of belief I can learn
speak with the dead. I feel like that would be
like semparate, right, It wouldn't. Raja wouldn't be like, hey,
I'm waiting now. Question. Raja's on some like dead plane somewhere,
he's another plane. He's fucking go. He's chilling with like
kellum Bare, like, yo, what up? What was this all about?
Speaker 6: His friends? He's talking.
Speaker 5: He's talking to Kenneth and he's like, so Carol as
got you killed too? Huh?
Speaker 2: All right, so for now it's kind of irrelevant, but
I'm gonna give you a zombie Raja token. This is
the temporary Rajah Zombie Raja. Of course, submit your zombie
thingy for the next time.
Speaker 6: He's got he's got better vision than me. It's a
piece of ship. He's got darkish so I don't know
what he's got even in death. You still I'll do
my character?
Speaker 2: Yeah you have? Yeah, so you have another character. I
guess you've already hand find it. You should be able
to control this.
Speaker 3: It works like an NPC, so it's a slightly different thing,
but it's pretty easy to work out.
Speaker 2: Does he have a dark vision sixty feet or yeah?
Nice perception A give that. So this version of Raja
probably comes to life, but it isn't like hi, guys,
I'm back. It's just immediately like.
Speaker 3: You know, like just snapping its jaw, like barely consciously
able to do anything. I assume you have control over
It's like need to just instantly murder everyone else.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he's pretty much a thrall. I think it
is under.
Speaker 2: Contribute.
Speaker 3: Creature is under your control of twenty four hours to
obeys every command, after which it stops obeying any command
you've given to it. Oh read for it, my God,
to maintain the control of the creature for a number
twenty four spelling the creature again.
Speaker 2: The current twenty four hour period ends. So in twenty
four hours at eight pm tomorrow night, Raja is just
going to turn on you. Yeah. Yeah, you have to
kill him every time.
Speaker 1: Well, I think I can just.
Speaker 6: Oh god, damn it. There is like an hour before
the twenty four years up. Yeah, you always recast the spell.
I hope, either recast or much Okay, Okay, I was like,
this is getting real because I'm doing this just as
an RP sense. I'm literally wasting one of my two
three third slots every day. I mean you do that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, right, that's what your spells are for.
Speaker 5: You've been wasting your disguise selves to the entire free
racial Okay.
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean okay, you do your character no matter
how much day. He wants to slit his own wrists
right now? You do you with your character?
Speaker 5: Your face? No, I'm looking at every days like why no, I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting.
Speaker 5: Hold on.
Speaker 6: I know this is going to sound meta, but why
can't we just like cut off Forager's head and then
reattach it like using string and such and then get
the revive because we did that with Boulder, like he
was split in half so we could put it back together.
I don't like character never dies because you were all
horrible people.
Speaker 2: That's going to be up to you in twenty four hours.
But now zombie, raja zombie. His eyes have probably got
that milky look, like Hollywood cliche milky look over them,
of the kind of zombie look. He's snapping his teeth.
His skin is mottled and fucked anyway, like it's only
been like nine or so hours since he actually died,
But he did die to this like very necrotic, very cold,
arcane spell and he was just he was fucking hit
by loads of it as well. So his skin.
Speaker 3: On his chest and up and probably up covering half
his face. His hair, his clothes would be very like
tattered and burnt and blackened, almost like a burn across
the top of him. So he doesn't look good, even
though he doesn't have that like decayed zombie look you
would come to expect.
Speaker 2: So he he looks horrific, is what I'm trying to
tell you. Snaps his jaws and looks around. But in general,
I guess he doesn't do anything unless you command him to.
Probably just sits there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I I he was the one. I just guy's
kidded too. So he looks it looks fucking awful. Probably,
I'm trying to just make him seem his lifelike as
possible because I don't want him to die.
Speaker 3: YEA, Even over his cracked and mottled skin. He has
this like layer of of of makeup vaguely, but it
was like a ten roll, so it isn't It isn't
like out of ten makeup here.
Speaker 2: He just looks probably looks like it or something just
like he like cracked effect to his skin and it's
just like someone's thrown paint over him.
Speaker 3: Probably looks quite fake, you know. He probably looks like
a bad Hollywood zombie.
Speaker 6: We're in really good lighting though, as in no lighting, So.
Speaker 2: I have a couple of point or yeah, almost definitely
would imagine like, if you're not already awake again, you
don't technically have to sleep on a long bench. You
just have to not do anything arduous. So if you
guys are not already awake, then they're probably.
Speaker 3: The snapping and sudden shuffle of Raja's body suddenly making
a lot of noise, not like loads, but enough to
probably slams out a hand. It hits the wall, and
a couple of rocks crumbled down. As the rest of
you awaken to see Raja is awake as.
Speaker 6: Well, Carlics is just gonna emly jump up gun road
like aim, no, no, but he's he's okay. I fixed him.
It's okay, Raja's bag. I'm just gonna hug Raja.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Silius is just gonna walk up tilm and
reach kind of reach up and puck him in the chest.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 5: If only Mum could see you.
Speaker 6: Now, how the hell?
Speaker 5: What have you done?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 6: Nothing? I fixed him?
Speaker 4: Is it really Rassia ra.
Speaker 2: You'll speak?
Speaker 6: That's not Raja. That's an abomination. This is fucking sick. No, No,
you violated him.
Speaker 5: You turned the zombie hunter into a zombie.
Speaker 6: He's as me.
Speaker 8: It's just until we get him back, then we'll fix
him fully. This is as good as I could do
right now?
Speaker 5: Why are you also obsessed with bringing this one back?
Speaker 6: Anyway?
Speaker 2: He's our friends. He would have done the same for me.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not sure he would not like this.
Speaker 8: Well, let's think of it as a new horse. You
you take it for a ride for a little while,
and did You're well. We'll discuss that later, but for
right now, we just he's gonna walk with us, Roger walk.
Speaker 6: He gets up.
Speaker 3: A struggle, he like drags his arm up the wall
of the rocks and the debris falling down and just
gouging bits of his flesh. As he stands up, it
starts to just walk. If you pointed in a direction,
then I'm sure it would head that way. Just stops
walking along.
Speaker 6: Better, tell him to stop and make sure he doesn't
go too far, Raja, don't go too fast up.
Speaker 8: All right, we'll work on it.
Speaker 6: There's there's a there's a it's it's it's like having
the new horse.
Speaker 5: It's a new experience.
Speaker 6: You you you learn it.
Speaker 8: We're fine. He'll get back to town. We'll only be
here for a little while and and we'll revive him.
Speaker 6: Fully. It's it's walk the town. Who's gonna be killed
by the god?
Speaker 4: At least he can walk.
Speaker 5: He should have just have sculpted a cat. I what's
wrong with it? What's wrong with his right arm?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: It looks like skeletal bones.
Speaker 8: It's fine, it's fine. It's he's he's a fixer upper. Okay,
just don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: We'll fix him.
Speaker 6: We'll fix him.
Speaker 2: At any rate. You have your pet, I have.
Speaker 5: Mine, And the cilias is gonna draw a circle on
the ground and then just with his index finger, he's
making a variety of shapes in that are spelling out
words and infernal So I don't know if anyone else
in the party can read them, but I'm gonna take
an hour to do the fine familiar ritual.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I mean he's got to spend an hour
doing that. Is anyone doing anything else pressing in that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I'm gonna.
Speaker 6: The word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna take him a little bit away. Is oden?
Speaker 6: Okay? Huh, it's I mean, I really don't know at
this point. Uh, he's he's defiled him. Yeah, clad not
having to carry him.
Speaker 1: But I don't care about carrying him. I mean, I
know it's a violation. It was a friend and now
he's a walking back.
Speaker 6: You can get him back. I'm sure someone out there
can bob him, bring him back.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm worried about, though, I'm worried about Auden.
Speaker 2: He's d.
Speaker 6: I don't know. Something happened and h River. You remember
he felt a bit off when we left the I remember.
Speaker 1: If he snaps, we have to we have to take
him out. I mean, I don't mean kill him, I
mean restrain him, whatever, whatever have you.
Speaker 6: I've already killed one member of the party and I
want the whole team turn against me.
Speaker 1: We can tie him up if things go, restrain.
Speaker 6: Him and take him to an asylum, whatever the case
may be. But he's just been there from the start
and it's gonna be a hard one.
Speaker 1: I I like him, I do, but if he's a
danger to all of us, then caves are big.
Speaker 6: And heavy.
Speaker 1: You want to try dragging the cage around caves?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, they're big and sometimes people get lost.
Speaker 6: Well, hopefully no one does.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they won't have to.
Speaker 6: What's down here anyway, I've never been here. Fuck no
from large spiders and any that's about it that.
Speaker 1: I know by a spider and.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: In the Crimson City spot is of this big, not
this big. So I'm a little bit out of my
element right now.
Speaker 6: Mm I wonder if Basilius knows what's he doing? Can
I look over and just kind of evaluated.
Speaker 1: Both of our heads are like around the corner.
Speaker 5: So if for about the first twenty five minutes of
the spell, he was very carefully and meticulously drawing this
circle on the ground and actually there's probably no we're
close enough to the edges to be dirted here. He's
drawing it in the dirt and very carefully setting up
this pattern. And then once he's been done with that
for the past twenty minutes, he's just sitting there with
both his hands over it and he's just kind of
doing this which is currently in the middle of meditating.
Speaker 1: Could be he's summoning Raja from the other side and
putting him into zombie body.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't want to see that. That'll be really bad.
Speaker 5: They am bringing us extra help?
Speaker 1: Are you bringing Raja?
Speaker 6: No? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Brad?
Speaker 5: Were you were you making the familiar separately or did
you want me to make his name and personality, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you don't get any control ever who you get. Okay,
the Dark One will provide you with a familiar fear.
Not my child. You've chosen an imp, which means this
thing is on its way to you.
Speaker 5: Okay, fuck.
Speaker 6: It would be.
Speaker 5: I want to say it's one that I've summoned before.
Speaker 2: But is it that? When did you get this spell?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 5: I actually would have started with it, I've just never
used the spell.
Speaker 2: Okay, then, yes, you know that you are summoning cran Okay, little.
Speaker 3: Shitty little imp. He definitely hates you. He's always very reluctant,
but obeys orders, refers to himself as a servant of
the Dark One. But yeah, he's a He's definitely annoying
and a handful, and he hates.
Speaker 6: Reiterate.
Speaker 5: So when you ask what he's summoning someone reliable, if irritating,
that's all he says.
Speaker 1: We're absolutely fucked.
Speaker 6: Well listen one undead and whatever the helas I'm going,
I seems we're getting a couple of new members.
Speaker 5: Just goes need new ones.
Speaker 2: We just need That's not it's just like a totally
private conversation. Guys. We're like, you guys are not We're
like around the corner.
Speaker 6: What is Lash doing?
Speaker 4: She's probably looking from the Zelias to Raja back and forth, like, Okay,
that's not Raja, and what is this new dude doing?
Speaker 6: Like what the heck?
Speaker 4: Probably not much is the answer.
Speaker 1: Just look like motion for Lash to come over. Oh yeah,
we might have to kill it at some.
Speaker 6: Point, right, Oh hold on, don't shoot your gun before
you find out the information, saying audience, let me seeing
what he did?
Speaker 4: Yo, he's different. Do you guys notice something happened.
Speaker 1: To him and something snapped?
Speaker 6: Right? I could tell he's a zombie, right? Oh yeah?
Like is it like I could probably tell he's reanimated
the corpse.
Speaker 2: I mean, and let's give me an give me an
investigation check, because he does have the disguised kid, you
have a roll of one to fund that out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, he basically just made it so that
Rajah can walk, right.
Speaker 6: It's 's body, it's not his soul. I mean, I
can only imagine Arden and his magic. Plus he's disguised, so.
Speaker 1: Yes, the burden of carrying him isn't there. But he's
taken his flesh and bones. He's made of mockery. He
has defiled him. This is someone that we cared about,
and I care about Arden. But what happens goes down.
Speaker 6: We have a lot to figure out. I mean, for starters,
we all have a dragon on rrass. Secondly, I got
some work do up north. Yes, you still have your
bounty to get rid of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have an idea for that.
Speaker 6: But I mean, are you still wanting to change body? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm going to change the way I look. And then
then nobody's gonna know because I definitely can't go I
can't definitely can't go into the city.
Speaker 6: This isn't the wizard back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he wasn't home.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he's going home.
Speaker 4: Maybe the wizard that can raise Rajah can help me.
Speaker 1: Perhaps, if not. In Crimson City, there's plenty of people
of plenty of trades and professions. But I mean, you
would lose your sparkly feathers. Do you really want to
lose those?
Speaker 4: Well off, it means that I'm out of trouble.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 4: Maybe my hair would.
Speaker 1: Sparkle hopefully, how it hold on?
Speaker 6: Flash? You still have that one feather magic feather yeah,
I don't suppose. I could probably check it out.
Speaker 4: Sure, here you go over there, qualls feather token.
Speaker 6: What I know how use it? I vaguely remember what
it what it does.
Speaker 5: It's the It's not like a or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean, but the one thing is did
it break after you use it or something? Wasn't there
something that really one?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why we were like, it's bullshit. Yeah, why
did I put it in your character shake?
Speaker 4: Because I can just it's in the inventory. But I'm
not sure if we have the description.
Speaker 1: There's there should be like a tiny little eye if
you mosse over it on the bottom, click that, it
should have the description.
Speaker 2: See if I'm m hm, I guess we've lost it,
have we?
Speaker 4: Well's feather took and I'm hitting the eye on it.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think what I'm looking for is Normally
I would have given you the full info, which is
why I'm just going to click on your bio here
in one thing. Sure is normally throw in here somewhere,
but I don't know where, because once I throws it
into your character sheets, I never go in there again.
Care about it. I hang on, I'll just fucking grab
it again sorry.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, I know you you have the bounty,
but you have us. We can protect you. Are you
do you really want to get rid of your entire identity.
Speaker 4: To I put you all in danger every time we
go somewhere in and there are no other can ku?
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh you don't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's no other can ku in such a large number.
Speaker 6: In the entire world.
Speaker 1: I finds a way, not in dust fill anyway, not anymore.
Speaker 6: What if they come from other regions?
Speaker 2: Of course, well they might.
Speaker 4: By that time, I might have gotten one of you killed.
Speaker 6: I nearly got all of you killed. I don't think
a bounty is going to be any equivalent to a dragon.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, don't sacrifice yourself to be someone that
you're not.
Speaker 4: But what if I'll be pretty?
Speaker 1: God, you are pretty.
Speaker 4: I think you just see like shock on Lash's face,
like no one has ever called Lashville.
Speaker 6: It's just like, I'm just gonna look at this feather.
I'll leave you two alone.
Speaker 1: That's where you're going.
Speaker 6: Why what you you you enjoy this?
Speaker 1: I'm not see because he's gay, right, it can't be
around women here?
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 1: He fucked a man? Oh he did?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, a lot more to that story than you think.
Speaker 5: So hold makes you gay?
Speaker 6: I fucked many things in my life for many reasons.
All right, yeah, I didn't looks back a little like
what now guy looks back to Roger, dragon born and weird.
Speaker 5: Off all the ray.
Speaker 1: I just love how all of Connor's characters end up
accidentally gay.
Speaker 2: Jay, you close minded monster. We don't get to pick.
Speaker 1: List of my characters have been gay, so.
Speaker 4: Just accidentally it happens.
Speaker 2: Right, What are you doing, carlis.
Speaker 6: With the feather? By the way, I want to figure
out how to use it, to activate it, because I
from memory, I want to say it turns into the web.
Speaker 2: I think probably you fucking looked at it and worked
it out anyway, so we can assume that you guys
know what you're doing with it, even if in passing
you described like, oh this is what it does? You
know just at some point, so I feel like you
guys have generally this information. Basically you know you you've
got a pretty good idea of what it does.
Speaker 6: Is it a permanent like once you use the feather,
you just have the web?
Speaker 2: Or you can use an action to blah blah blah
blah blah, throw it to the point, and turk disappears
in a floating whip takes its place.
Speaker 3: You can then use a bonus action to make a
melee star attack against the creature as a bone section,
you can direct it. The whip disappears after one hour
when you use an action when you're so, you know
you whoever it was that knew the information knows that
this is like one of those things that you and
then it you know, so you.
Speaker 6: Know that it's just the one use only thing. Yeah,
you're aware. Mhmm. You can pocket it away. Actually, he'll
probably put it on his hat, tie down to the hat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll add it to your character as well, just
in case. Carl Wias Okay, cool, Yeah, continue, I feel
like I interrupted. You were gonna speak chaser.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just lash. Just remember your lash,
regardless of whatever body you're in, your past will always
follow you. It's doesn't change with a new body. Just
make sure you don't become something that you'll regret. Because
ken kus are in short supply. We can't find another one.
Speaker 4: No, not maybe any other ones.
Speaker 5: Plus maybe one day we can make you fly. We
maybe can.
Speaker 4: I mean I can be invisible with this, maybe we
can maybe I can fly.
Speaker 2: One day, but for now, give me a check save.
Speaker 5: I could I could totally have just learned fly, and
I figured it wouldn't come in handy in the cave system.
Speaker 6: I could have just like a fly at will.
Speaker 2: Oh well, the rings that you have all all jangle
and they're about to drop, and as they're about to drop,
you just catch them all. You still have all of
the rings of resistance that.
Speaker 6: This is.
Speaker 4: This is not a good place to We should probably
keep going. I mean Russia, that I thing can walk
now and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe listen lash between you and me. If if
Arden goes tits up and this dwarf teeth thing, it
was fucking crazy. We can stealth out of here, you
and I. Oh yeah you can, Yes, yes, I can
go invisible too. Okay, it's a deal man, right perfect?
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm is my rituals done yet? I'm still Yeah, I've.
Speaker 6: Walked over to Viselius. I'm just waiting for whatever is
going to appear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after after about an hour or so, you guys
maybe have begun to pack up your things prepared to
actually head on out, and we're out under into the
under dust.
Speaker 2: Which is what I'm almost called it. If there wasn't
a greater world beyond.
Speaker 6: I mean, it might as what we call the under dust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still very sandy down there. I am gonna
it does have its own flare. There are horrible sand things.
Speaker 3: There's a lot more sand down there than there might
be in the more traditional areas of the under dark.
I don't know whether under dark, under the desert has
its own sand, but one thing that is under the
under dark is a horrific abyssal plane. Now in front
of you, Vasilia's the ritual completes. The glyph that you've
drawn on the ground suddenly lights a deep red, then
turns into a kind of black shade, and then the
whole thing disappears, and the ground in front of you
almost seems to sort of disappear before your eyes. And
then something begins to sort of rise up out of it.
This hole kind of opens up in the ground, and
then this sort of shape begins to form in front
of you, almost bursting up out of the ground.
Speaker 2: You see this kind of clenched fist.
Speaker 3: It's made entirely of shadow, just a dark fist like
shape that opens up in front of you like this.
Speaker 2: As it opens, there is.
Speaker 3: Something curled up inside of it, like a like a
like a creature, a small, very tiny little imp, a
red leathery set of wings kind of open up, and
these two just full yellow eyes look up towards you.
This little yellow eyed, red skinned, leathery imp creature with long,
long fingers, long toes, but in general looks like a
little man with little tiny horns, like a little devil,
looks up at you. It reaches down behind it and
pulls out this this cigar shaped thing, puts it in
its mouth, clicks its fingers, and the end ignites, and it.
Speaker 2: It looks up and says, summons me.
Speaker 5: I once again, Vasilius, require your assistance, Cran.
Speaker 3: It makes these circles and then they turn into strange shapes.
Speaker 5: One of them forms into a sort of humanoid shape.
Speaker 3: It makes a very large demon shape of itself in
front of the human shape. And then you see this
smoke whiffed up towards your face. The huge version of
Cran eats the small version of Vassilius, and he says, no, you.
Speaker 5: Awful well in the contract, what do you want? Eyes
and ears? Two things you're very good at. Now i'd
also love a harp. I'd also love a competent familiar
who isn't a little pile of garbage. But we can't
all get what we want to. Now let's go.
Speaker 6: You know what your.
Speaker 5: There are a goddamn abomination.
Speaker 2: The teeth fling, they're a wreck. Look at your what's
your DNA?
Speaker 5: Is that a human? Is that a demon?
Speaker 2: Pitch your side, boy, you disgust me to look at.
Speaker 3: The hand slowly lowers down into the ground and disappears,
leaving cran the imp on the ground. It puts its
oversized kind of cigar out in the sand, puts it
behind it into nowhere.
Speaker 2: There's nothing behind it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have a bag or a pocket, and then
brings his hand back out and the cigar seems to disappear.
Speaker 5: It says through it, und are one condition. I'm listening.
I get to sit on your shoulder. If you leave
anything behind on my shoulder, I'm going to make you
eat it. That's fair, dinkins. I don't like flying.
Speaker 3: It jumps up in front of you and it's a
little sharp claws kind of not too hard, but like
being this little needled dig into your skin as it
scurries up your front and jumps and sits onto your shoulder.
It curls its wings in and says.
Speaker 2: I don't like walking, I don't like flying.
Speaker 6: Where are we going.
Speaker 5: Down into the dark? Figured to your eyes would be
good for this, and then teleperfectly also to it. Also,
these people with me, they have been whispering off in
the corner a lot. When you get the chance to vanish,
do it and hover near that one, and it'm like, uh,
kind of gesturing towards strings. Hover around here that one
and listen in. He's up to something. Oh ye got it.
He's even ugly than you, at least on that we
can agree.
Speaker 3: Uh sure, So Kran sits on your shoulder pretty much
you can just order him about to do whatever he does.
Have a token, you should have access to him as well.
This is how Kran looks for everyone in the world.
Speaker 1: Look at him door covering his face with the dynamic lighting.
Oh really, okay, hang on, I'll see if I can
stretch him out.
Speaker 2: I forget that. You guys aren't.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll that's what a nimp looks like.
Speaker 2: So he'll be he'll be on your shoulder. In terms
of whatever you can order him around and he'll he'll
generally probably call you a butthole and do it.
Speaker 3: All right, So you guys pretty much pack up your things.
Vasilius now has Kran sitting on his shoulder, this little red,
impish creature. For the most part, I don't imagine that
any of you would have seen anything like it, but
it's not too hard to work out what it is.
Speaker 2: It looks like an.
Speaker 3: Evil sprite, which you've probably heard stories about. I don't
think any of you have really traveled too far out
into the sands. Maybe Raja might have seen a sprite once,
a desert sprite, but I can't imagine that any of
you would have done.
Speaker 2: You would definitely have heard stories of imps and horrible creatures.
This thing was summoned here, conjured here, or something. It
definitely arrived in a terrible fashion, with this strange, dark
arcane hand delivering it to Vasilius. But it sits on
his shoulder, and for all intensive purposes, just looks like
a small creature like a parrot or something like that.
Doesn't immediately come after you, but it would definitely be
interesting to see. Arden You have also got your own
pet of sorts, for the next twenty four hours until
it turns on you in the form of zombie Raja,
just kind of.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't until we until you say otherwise,
we'll assume that you're just sort of ordering it to
just keep pace with you. Yeah, standing about wandering around,
Zombie Raja could probably carry his own pack, so you
can probably just like set him up like a pack
mule fan.
Speaker 6: Now he'll just have his normal stuff. I'm gonna treat
him as if nothing's different. Just go about doing my
normal thing.
Speaker 2: Like tie his toll war to his back or something
and just tie.
Speaker 6: A little bit.
Speaker 2: He's just kind of walking along with this toll Wi
every now and then, scraping along one wall.
Speaker 5: Doesn't it doesn't have like a full sheath because of
the shape of it. It wouldn't feel like a regular sword.
But he's got like a large loop, like a giant
leather loop in his belt that it sits in, so
it's not like it needs to be carried.
Speaker 6: Uh, just make sure he's not losing body parts or
something scraping into stuff.
Speaker 5: Carlias and.
Speaker 2: Lash dexterously look look onwards into the cave strings. Give
me a deception check.
Speaker 1: Deception or perception perception.
Speaker 2: Unless you want to lie about something, in which case
you're free.
Speaker 1: No, I thought I heard deception.
Speaker 2: Cool. Yeah, everything seems cool.
Speaker 6: You're good.
Speaker 3: This this little demon is absolutely not looking at you
out of the corner of its eye every now and then,
just lingering on you for a little bit longer than
the others.
Speaker 6: No, you don't.
Speaker 5: You definitely don't think that that's happening.
Speaker 6: Yep, I'm gonna do is anybody else? How are we
doing on lighting or march order or anything like that,
because I can be behind you guys a little bit
and I can either use how many how many lanterns
do we get? I have the light cantrip, so I
could keep casting that on myself if he'd.
Speaker 1: Be Yeah, I'm I'm probably just gonna light the lantern
and walk forward on my own.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I take to take the front, so I'll be
in the back a little bit more and I can
just cast light if you guys want the lanterns. Would
put a little lantern on Raja.
Speaker 1: I would give the hooded lantern to Carlias, not to
like I can see in the darkness.
Speaker 5: No I meanwhile, meanwhile, yes, the character who has complete
perfect vision in utter darkness and can turn himself invisible.
Is going to refuse to take point because he's a
selfish dude.
Speaker 6: Lead the way. Oh no, I'm surprised he hasn't left already, considering.
Speaker 5: Just like, oh, fuck right, get going.
Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of time, and the further
away from the dragon we are the better, right, agreed,
Let's get the lanterns, keep them dim. We fuck off.
Speaker 2: So you guys start heading further into the k feel
free to move your time.
Speaker 5: I can't. I don't have access to the crown token.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean to zombie raja um.
Speaker 2: You should do. Let me give me more.
Speaker 1: But you guess we're over here the whole time.
Speaker 6: That's where you were. Hello, Hello, yeah, what have you do?
You have pet pal in divinity? By the way, one
of the cats starts talking like that and says pulpit
and stuff like that. I was like, oh, that's great.
Speaker 2: Should have control.
Speaker 6: Oh, cran looks cool. He does look like he's going
to like eat your bone marrow in the night, though.
Speaker 5: He fucking would love to that much.
Speaker 6: I can guarantee like everybody's are just fair lights.
Speaker 1: See everybody, see one of them they scally tense.
Speaker 3: Give me then investigation check as you find a partially covered,
sand covered skeleton.
Speaker 1: It's a skeleton, nothing more to it.
Speaker 2: It's a skeleton, nothing more to it. Uh, Coronus, that
is not your name is Carlias. It's just in the face.
Speaker 6: We're all technically, Carlias if it's still the same day,
so we yeah, technically, I guess today is going to
be new days like chat put out because now there's
no daytime or night time under dark that's true.
Speaker 2: Give me a hotness check or whatever it is that
you do.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 6: Oh, he's been crying a lot all night. Oh, okay,
he's fine. He's not stressed at least.
Speaker 3: As Carlias and Strings passed this just body. It looks
like it's been I mean, I guess Strings you at least. Yeah,
we're just kind of recognize that it's.
Speaker 2: Little more than bones. Now. There is not even a
little strip of flesh left on him. He's probably been
there for some time, although it definitely looks like the
to you, Carlias, that the flesh was stripped off of
the bone at one point. There's lots of scratch marks
from mandibles, probably from these spiders.
Speaker 3: You're able to see that this person was probably in
the same way as Strings was previously paralyzed and then
eaten by the spiders. Probably alive, although it does have
like tattered bits of clothes about. There is no pack,
but there is a small mound of sand beyond its
beyond its bones that you you dust away briefly, and
you find a very small pouch which contains thirteen silver pieces,
thirty gold pieces, and.
Speaker 5: Then a potion.
Speaker 6: Can I tell what the potion is?
Speaker 2: I mean, another investigation check.
Speaker 1: I think I would just like tell them to pass
it over to last the gold that is, she's now
our banker.
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 1: I get gold, not to.
Speaker 2: Not too sure what the what the potion is?
Speaker 3: The the substance inside seems to be like super carbonated
and it's like a it's a light clue to it,
but yeah, it looks like, yeah, like a rammune or
something like one of those clear, slightly blue tinged, very
carbonated like lots and lots of bubbles inside.
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 5: That ale is a wine?
Speaker 1: Let me drink it can tell, but let me take
a look.
Speaker 2: Let me drink the investigations.
Speaker 5: I'll do an investigation check. But I'm also going to
use my guidance can trip on myself? First?
Speaker 2: Sure is everyone looking this thing over?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think all right, you can have advantage then.
Speaker 3: As everybody peers in, looks around, so over twenty one vasilius.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're This is absolutely a potion of force.
Speaker 3: Resistance, which will give you pretty obviously resistance to force.
Speaker 2: Damage for one hour. Carlias or who is keeping it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, as soon as he holds it up, that's force resistance,
which I recognize because my primary method of defending myself
is using force. But there's not many beings which make
use of that, so I don't know how that will
ever come in useful.
Speaker 1: Can you Is it alcoholic? Can you drink it?
Speaker 5: No, it's not drink thet want to get you drunk?
Speaker 6: I get him drunk?
Speaker 5: Point of it.
Speaker 6: Then you saw me drink like two kegs of ale.
Speaker 1: I still think that I could drink you under the table.
Speaker 5: That sounds sexual. I'n't drinking anything from me, so I
probably would.
Speaker 1: The last time I got drunk, apparently I made out
with a chair, right, Yeah, No, it was not like this.
Speaker 4: It was a nice chair.
Speaker 1: What have I gotten into? At least things that have
a pulse not sure. You just summoned a demon. So
it's quite an interesting turn this party is made.
Speaker 5: Is this the hole that leads down? I'm poking around
this hole up here. No, that's not a hole, that's
just a thing on the ground of rocks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can just wander through. As you guys progress
half through the cave, there's lots of cobwebs, lots of
spider webs, but ultimately nothing else of particular notes. It's
a very dark cabin.
Speaker 3: As you get further and further in, the sounds of
the very sort of vague ambient sounds of sin river
disappear from behind you and from the entrance way, and
it becomes a lot more.
Speaker 2: Quiet. The stale air in the deeper end of the
cave reveals.
Speaker 5: Nothing.
Speaker 3: And then there is a hole, a much larger hole
than appears here. It looks at the top it looks
man made, but even with the small torch light as
you shine it over the top or the lantern light,
you can see that immediately below it just it's just
an endless looking tunnel that leads all the way.
Speaker 2: Down, very far below you.
Speaker 3: This ladder is very old and rickety looking, though it
is sort of bolted into the side of the rock.
Speaker 6: A.
Speaker 3: Vertical tunnel or straight up super vertical tunnel ladder. Just
all the way down, it doesn't seem to open up,
but it may do further down.
Speaker 5: I don't trust us this ladder, gentleman and bird, this
is your lasses, this is your entrance.
Speaker 1: Did you make this or was this here before?
Speaker 9: This?
Speaker 5: Suspend here for a longer than anyone that I know.
It's not entirely certain whether it was built by surface
dwellers or one of the things that lives down there.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm I'm the lightest.
Speaker 5: Maybe I should go first, have that thing go first.
See points of russure.
Speaker 1: No, no, there's a Is there a rock like nearby,
brad that I can tie off to and anchor off to?
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, We're gonna go down one by one, obviously, and
I'm gonna go to each of them and excuse me
and tie the rope off to them. And this way,
if we fall off the ladder, then we're then we're anchored.
Speaker 4: Idea.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I want to drop however
many feet so quickly after waking up.
Speaker 5: If there's like a if there's like a loose chunk
of gravel, pebble, rock or anything nearby. I just want
to take it and just like toss it over the
edge and then listen to see how long it takes
before the sound impacts.
Speaker 3: Give me a perception, Jack, You like throw the rock
and there like there is no sound. It just goes
and goes and goes and goes seemingly. Either you don't
hear it, or it's just there's just endless. This just
goes down into nothingness.
Speaker 5: That's a long way down.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna tie the tie the lantern to the
end of the rope and slowly kind of lower it
down and then start climbing down with it.
Speaker 2: Sure, and yeah, you do so again you begin this
is this dissent. The land.
Speaker 3: Doesn't shake, but does creak as you start to descend
with the rope with the lantern ahead of you. All
it does is continue to light this seemingly endless tunnel
down ahead of you as you climb down.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long that rope is fifty feet.
Speaker 1: I bought two hundred and fifty feet on top of
already existing two hundred from.
Speaker 2: Each of us, and that's attached to a rock and
not to you. Yeah, the.
Speaker 1: One that I have is a fifty foot on the
lantern right, and then there's two hundred and fifty feet
that's attached to the rock and us.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean you climb down, keep climbing, keep going.
Speaker 3: Anybody that's watching him go without following him in or
just see that he continues to descend. The light is
the narrow sort of circular tunnel for u strings stopped
being quite so it's not cut stone or anything like that,
but it looks more like somebody has made an effort
at the top for maybe the first fifty feet and
then it just turns into just cavern.
Speaker 2: Basically, you're just in this very tight.
Speaker 5: Hole. Above you.
Speaker 3: There's maybe the flicker of the lights from the others,
maybe a peering face as like a beak looks down
at you from lash Below you, there's just a continue
of a ladder on one side of you, and then this.
Speaker 2: Just hole that goes down. It's like those guys that
go mountaineering. Yeah, you're you're starting to do that.
Speaker 3: The the the cave, the sort of hole around you
does change in width as you descend, but it's nothing
that's like super tight necessarily you wouldn't really be able
to transport anything up and down here. It wouldn't be
facilli as you would probably not use this ideally to
smuggle things into sin river.
Speaker 1: This is some other I'm gonna have the reason message
lash like as as I get to probably the required range,
just like, just at it and so far, so good,
it should probably come down now Oh okay, h.
Speaker 4: His string said, it's good, let's go. I'm gonna go,
and I just start climbing down.
Speaker 5: So much, so much telepathy in this group, I know,
it's awesome. We don't ever even talk to each other.
Speaker 2: Fucking useful in the under dark. Now, okay, so each
of you just starts ascending, descending, Yeah, table story. Ascendance
is available the entirety.
Speaker 6: The next chapter is Descendants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, table story, and now we start, Yeah, this is
table story.
Speaker 6: Considering the way this is going, this is definitely Descendants Descendants.
Speaker 2: As you, uh yeah.
Speaker 3: As each of you starts to descend, this tunnel seems
to go and this slee below you in the very
very faint distance. Somebody whistles the snake ether for him.
As you descend down into the into the under dark.
True and he's chance to.
Speaker 2: Go to another breaksteak eat. We'll be back everyone, yo,
welcome back to it, unmuted turkey sticks for you is
a land of nothing more than turkey sticks. No, unfortunately
that is not the case. Before you is a little
more than a ridiculous climb down. You guys climb and
climb and climb and climb, or descend and descend and
descended descend, I guess would be the better way to
describe it.
Speaker 5: As you guys.
Speaker 3: Climb down this ladder one after the other, it gets
tight places, and you is anybody particularly wide? Vasilius is right.
Speaker 5: Vasilius is is pretty broad.
Speaker 2: Oh, he was super thick and you're broad. Plus the armor.
Speaker 3: You've got a breastplate on, which is probably relatively difficult
to constrict into the very type places. Anybody using this
would have to be like a child or extremely lithe
to get through it. Probably there's probably points where strings. Yeah,
your breastplate is like crunching as you you.
Speaker 2: You could probably like just let go of the ladder
at points and just be stuck there wiggling in place
as you sort of force yourself through the more tight
holes here in the in the this ladder you you
climb endlessly.
Speaker 3: It seems like probably after a while, your legs and
arms might begin to late, like ache anybody whose strength
stat isn't particularly high.
Speaker 2: Climbing down ever more then strings the.
Speaker 3: The lantern that you have below you. Probably for a
moment your eyes don't really understand what you're looking at,
as the lower circle of light, which has just been
an almost perfect sphere all the way down, suddenly just
opens up. You still don't see the bottom, but the
ladder turns into just rope that seems to hang from.
Speaker 2: A small set of bolts that are in the wall.
Speaker 3: Again, this is like something man made, man made, but
this ladder just ends, and then below you it's just
an open blackness, the light even fifty feet below you.
As you get all the way to the bottom of it,
you can feel this cold, not necessarily air, but like
vacuum of space below you. And again you're from a
very plane. This is like the middle of the night coldness.
Instantly you feel this chill from this what you assume
to be an enormous cabin below you.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna send it up the line. There's a
rope here at the end, be careful, watch a step.
Speaker 4: Oh ah, there's a rope, he said, watch our step.
Speaker 5: We're going to step on a rope.
Speaker 6: Wait is he doing that thing again? Talking in the head.
Speaker 4: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: If is asking if I'm doing that thing.
Speaker 4: Tell him, yes, he said, he's definitely doing that thing.
Speaker 6: Tell him, don't don't do that to me. But I
like it. Just don't don't do it to me because
that hurts the last.
Speaker 5: Time, telepathically to Carlias, don't.
Speaker 6: Do what thing? All right? Now, this is just too much.
I can't like, there's someone on the line.
Speaker 1: Is terrible.
Speaker 6: Just looking at rags. I'm watching this close my eyes,
look in my mind to see how to block widos
caller ID I can you it's a weird one, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Actually no message is totally involuntary.
Speaker 6: They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't get to choose.
Speaker 6: I don't think, Oh my god, So you're pretty much
one of those spam callers, like, hey, you were hit
by a car.
Speaker 1: I'm American Express calling me on a daily fucking basis.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even need the message, can trip anymore
because as a warlock, I get inherent telepathy from my
patron thing anyway.
Speaker 1: God, I'm I'm going to start going down the rope.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you begin sort of like as you as
you step onto the rope. It doesn't just swing out
wildly below you.
Speaker 2: It stays relatively still suggests it's tethered at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Your lantern though, does now because that's just hanging off
with you below you. Yeah, oh yeah, that's starting to
like hit the thing the rope below you and like
swing out wildly. It doesn't reveal anything near my shining illuminating.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start for a moment and then let
it unfurl and just let it keep going until it
touches the bottom. It's fifty feet long enough.
Speaker 2: Fifty feet is not enough.
Speaker 5: I'm going to shimmey down a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Ten feet.
Speaker 2: How much does it light below it? Thirty feet?
Speaker 1: I think a lantern is ten feet? Isn't it hold
on all right? Well, if it's not, it might be
thirty feet.
Speaker 5: It's probably worth knowing.
Speaker 2: But it still doesn't lie for the end light.
Speaker 1: There's got to be something about like lanterns or some ship.
Speaker 5: How far awake can you see light.
Speaker 1: Torches and the light spell provide bright light for at
least twenty feet and then dim light for another twenty feet.
Speaker 6: Yep, so I'm backaways though, So my light spell is
probably not helping you, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess it would be. It would be
like twenty and then like twenty quote unquote disadvantage.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's how it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then it reveals, it reveals nothing, even if it's.
Speaker 1: Full back up again, it's a long way down. Watch out,
and I guess I'm gonna pull it up, turn it off,
and then go down.
Speaker 2: All right, give me an athletic check.
Speaker 1: Fuck my dick, I'm dead, guys, I'm fucking dead. Don't
tell me if yet or not. Okay, bad, but I'm
going to inspire myself this fux up.
Speaker 2: Uh. It's a struggle, okay, all right, you're all right.
Speaker 3: It's a struggle for you on this rope, probably under
the weight of your pack, which is now very full,
as well as your shield, your weapons, your armor maneuvering
down a very thin but sturdy, thick hemp and robe.
It does have every now and then maybe every ten feet,
like a not in it, so you do actually have
something that you can hold onto a little, but it
still requires a lot of like strength and just endurance
to navigate down this thing. After almost exactly one hundred feet,
your feet touched ground. So you don't have dark vision
and you don't have your lamp anymore.
Speaker 1: No, I pulled it back up to me and turned
it off and kept it.
Speaker 6: What do you mean turned it off.
Speaker 1: It's a hooded lantern.
Speaker 6: I can close it. I can hood it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's no.
Speaker 2: Light, You've got no light?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'll just open it back up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So once you.
Speaker 3: Get to the last not in the rope and then
suddenly the crunch of some rock below you, everybody else,
I presume you, one by one will be moving your
way down the rope as well. Give me your athletics
checks for the rope.
Speaker 6: Wait, I'll probably be going last. Was zombie rajah?
Speaker 4: Here can these acrobatics?
Speaker 2: It's athletics. You can't know acrobatics is Unfortunately, you.
Speaker 5: Could flip down the rope always I can cast guidance
on myself.
Speaker 1: First, we're tethered. We're fucking tethered.
Speaker 3: So you're tethered two hundred and fifty feet above you,
and that rope actually ran out a long time ago.
Speaker 2: By the way, Uh did you what did you do
about that? I'll rewind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like at some point, like I don't
know if you can. Can you tie a note to
a rope to tug and get it to pull?
Speaker 6: Or no?
Speaker 4: I mean I have fifty feet of any other people do.
But you probably would have said, like, we're.
Speaker 2: A rope and I would have been like, here's I've
seen bed grills did it? So why don't strings? Do
you give me a survival check to see where on
the bed grills scale you if you beat a ten?
Speaker 1: Going to inspire myself by pissing and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hold on, yeah, whatever the fuck it was
that bear Grylls did in that weird episode that I
saw where he fucking because he ties shit to fucking
weird shit all the time and climbs off of stuff
and it's insanity. But yeah, you you're pretty good at robes.
Speaker 3: Maybe you did that fucking like swat team entrance into
something once and murdered in another entire race.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, creatures as you just you know how
to ab sail.
Speaker 3: Basically you've learned all these techniques in your Army soldiery training.
So yeah, I would imagine once you got to the
two hundred and fifty feet.
Speaker 1: Portion after something else the ladder or whatever have you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to do that all the way down, yeah,
then yeah, you've been doing that seeing whatever it's called.
I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 3: But you do the thing where you just so as
you guys start to descend down the the the rope.
So Arden you went last year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone else falls at one point or another as
they're going down this thing. Carlias first starts to follow
you down.
Speaker 3: Strings probably gives you a bit of a head start,
just to let you get ahead, to find out what's
going on, to message back up. Maybe at some point
you send a message up to send Carlias down he
starts his descent down this rope. There's a point where suddenly, Carlias,
you lose your footing and you go You just lose
all sense of semblance. In the darkness, even with the
dark vision, you don't see anything. Maybe you have a torch,
but you probably don't try to descend down this thing,
and you just swing out and you spin out the
rope above each of you lash Vasilius and then Arden
just snaps as as Carlias swings around, give me a deck,
say to see how well you deal with.
Speaker 6: Dark.
Speaker 2: So it doesn't really matter, doesn't You can't do anything
of him the rope ahead of you, there's nothing to see. Yeah,
you fuck this up. It's just horrible. He's just swinging
around the thing above you.
Speaker 3: You guys are probably getting like tighter and tighter in
on the ladder as this rope that's there and attached
to each of you one by one, it's just like
swinging around below you, creating a kind of not Can
I see Carlias?
Speaker 2: You're just spinning around this thing, just complete every now
and then you see it and you just lose it
and yourself.
Speaker 6: Can I see him? How far can you see?
Speaker 2: Feet?
Speaker 6: Or whatever?
Speaker 7: Is he?
Speaker 6: Are? You?
Speaker 5: You're lit up?
Speaker 1: I gave you a lantern.
Speaker 3: We'll say he's about halfway down, so about fifty feet
above you, maybe you can see him, but I don't
know if you can see that far in that case.
Speaker 2: No, you can just hear him swinging around, grunting now
and then trying to if.
Speaker 1: You're saying, I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Down the ladder where I'm as tightening as soon as
this all starts happening, and you're my pay day. You
can't die, and I'm gonna can I cast? Can I
cast thorn whip and use it as a rope to
try and grab him.
Speaker 1: Well, while he's doing whatever.
Speaker 2: It's definitely a thorny whip though, so it's gonna wild wild.
Speaker 5: But later if I make a less thorny version of it,
I want to can I grab him with the rope
and use it to steady him.
Speaker 2: Thorn whip you create a long vine like whip covered
in thorns.
Speaker 6: That's I mean, a three hundred foot fall is gonna
hurt too.
Speaker 3: It's it's thirty feet. So if you climb down the
ten feet you don't climb down ten feet, don't do it.
Speaker 6: That's two of us.
Speaker 5: That's a can trip, not a spell slot. I'm not
wasting anything. Okay, it's not a spell sup. Still, it's
only thirty feet and then you can do it. Well,
then I'll just move down like another ten feet rapidly
and just do that and say stop.
Speaker 2: That and sure like, well, as you're descending your ten
feet you fuck up your legs.
Speaker 6: Check.
Speaker 3: It's probably maybe more to do with the fact that
Carlias below. You're swinging around, so you've got this safety thing,
which is just fucking up any chance you have at
this cent and you just are You're gone as well.
Speaker 2: Give me a save as you try and grab out yourself.
Speaker 5: Watch watch me also crit fail it.
Speaker 6: O zombie.
Speaker 5: What's the.
Speaker 6: I can only rest two people a day.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, you're swinging around, you, I doubt you'll be
able to.
Speaker 6: You guys. Ever seen in the Name of the King
where the l's come tumbling down the ropes in the
forest for absolutely no reason. That's what they're doing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've ran around, Brad, can I pull and and uh
while the laying here and pull the rope, Todd.
Speaker 2: The rope is already pretty tall.
Speaker 6: All of my rope to.
Speaker 2: Rope Yeah yeah, sorry, I thought you meant the other one.
Yeah no, yeah, give me and give me another letters
check then.
Speaker 6: Have I thrown up on strings at all?
Speaker 2: What you've probably thrown up on? Everyone?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Strings?
Speaker 3: It's it's it's enough to give these to another deck
save with advantage to try and grab on while the
rope stabilizes underneath them. Carlias and Vasilias, give me deck
saves advantage again. Fifteen Yeah, okay, both of you, Like
you feel the rope underneath you sort of.
Speaker 2: Like straighten up, tighten up, and you grab out at
the much easier now as you were swinging around it.
Now you were able to grab on and and stabilize
yourselves and begin your descents down.
Speaker 6: Can I add flourish to this?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 6: Can I like start running across the wall back to
where the ladder was?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do?
Speaker 6: Like, because so you were saying, I was like swinging around,
wasn't there.
Speaker 2: There's no no, Like you're kind of in like a
cabin like this now a hole in the top of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't. It's like the opposite of a funnel. There's
like a very narrow part that we descended in the
ladder and then it flared out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's like end right and I'm I'm
here at the bottom and you're sucking up here doing
a spin?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: Can I go?
Speaker 2: You guys are like spinning around here, like can I
go upside down? And like you fuck this up badly enough?
You can slowly climb down. A crick does nothing here
for you? What about you stopped sucking up real bad.
What about Lash's crib fail. Shouldn't there be three of
us spinning around? Well, she didn't. She didn't try to
descend yet, however, Uh oh you did?
Speaker 6: She rolled the crypts fail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know, it's just that I haven't had
her climb down like your fail came in just because
you attempted to climb down and save him with.
Speaker 5: THEE What you mean?
Speaker 3: As you, guys begin your descent and like sort of
amble your ways down and you feel the the hard
ground underneath you underneath boot lash.
Speaker 4: Dex save.
Speaker 5: At this point, I'm going to message Lash and say, hey, what,
be careful with your grip. It's slippery right there.
Speaker 2: That puts that absolutely that completely distracts Lash. Lash, give
me a dex save.
Speaker 3: As you put your first boot on the on the
rope and just completely screw it up, you you you
just completely lose yourself, You lose all the sense of
left right up down as you were, you begin swinging
around as well for a moment, you kind of fly
like a like an actual bird, you know, just do
one full three six year before she grabs onto it again,
and are you able to clutch the rope and stabilize
yourself and then begin to amble your way down very easily.
Speaker 2: After you arden you you climb down. Now the zombie,
I just look now, the zombie. Now, the zombie zombie.
Speaker 6: I feel like, honestly, I'm gonna do my best to
help him down. Of course, because I still think he's.
Speaker 2: A I don't know why he wouldn't honestly be able
to do this.
Speaker 3: If you tell a zombie to just hold onto a
thing and his arms haven't a trophied enough, you'll just
do it, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got a strength of thirteen. It's not amazing.
Speaker 2: But with the zombie, I don't strengthen me.
Speaker 5: That and they don't get tired, right, So no matter
how long it's descend y, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Raja prosists in death by being a garden rules.
Speaker 5: Better than better than everyone.
Speaker 2: Raja in his zombie form, while ordered to calmly descend
the ladder and the rope just all the way down.
Speaker 3: Once it gets to the rope portion, something of Raja
maybe comes in. It links its legs around the rope,
grabs onto it. Everybody is given these sort of like
mild flashbacks of Raja doing a fucking triple backflip over
a train and even eat. Even in zombie form, there's
some level of muscle memory left behind in zombie raja is.
It just descends down to the bottom and last one,
the last set of boots hit the ground, the imp
on your shoulder, which when you lost footing, Vasilius just bailed.
Speaker 2: It has disappeared.
Speaker 3: He's gone. He doesn't land on your shoulder age, he's gone.
You hear you heard him flutter off when you fell
off the rope. Well, I can see, I can see
and sense like through him, so I kind of know
where he is at all times. Anyway, Cool, Okay, he's
fucking flying around above you at the moment, trying to
get a fucking layer of the land here himself.
Speaker 5: I'm just letting him like, I have no reason to
care what he's doing up there at the moment.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, he's getting a sense of the upper end
of the cave. All right. So who's got what in
terms of light? Yeah, I have a hood lantern, lantern, lantern,
land and lantern.
Speaker 6: How many lents do we have? Three or four?
Speaker 1: We have three hooded lanterns.
Speaker 3: People who have dark vision. By the way, if there
is a source of light around you. You do not
have one hundred and twenty feet of dark vision. You
just have this amount of light as people would like
dark vision.
Speaker 6: Only actively complete darkness. Yeah, the hooded Luckily you can
close it to do five feet of dim only.
Speaker 3: So you have one hundred and twenty feet of dark vision.
If they dimmed their lights, is that will then activate again.
It's not perfect vision, but it's you know, grays and
stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You don't get color.
Speaker 5: That's different from Devil's sight, right, because Devil's side is
just literally.
Speaker 2: Like magic eyes.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see almost like fruit sight kind of thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Also, Brad, I put it in a chat earlier,
just just to be on the up and up and
fair daylight does cancel out magical darkness, So sorry that
last bit, Well, it cancels out magical darkness, so my
daylight spell. So I can't wait. I can't wait for
the drought to start. Thinking there's some hot shit. Hell yeah,
we can't see daylight.
Speaker 2: Is that a really weird one though, isn't it? That
doesn't actually cast daylight.
Speaker 6: It's sixty bright like I said, and and sixty el's
but it's.
Speaker 2: Not actually daylight. That's the weirdest spell in the world.
Speaker 6: So there's a different mirrors for all intents and purposes.
I think it's a spear of light spreads out from
a point you choose. Spear is bright light and shed's
dim light for an so it goes up to one
hundred and twenty feet sixty between light and daylight. And
that's the weirdest thing about this might be is this
It fucks with your green screen a little bit.
Speaker 3: I just need to look at with vampires that will
definitely fucking kill you one day and you're like daylight
and the vampires are like, loll haha, you're using yelled lights.
Speaker 5: Ha ha, Okay, just checking.
Speaker 1: So I'm torches to every single person.
Speaker 3: You like, the immediate around you, and it's very easy
to see what is under foot. You are about ten
feet away, maybe ten fifteen feet away from an edge
that just seems to be just a gorge that just drops.
As you shine a torch over it seems to go
even further down below you, behind you, you, next to you,
and around you. There is nothing just seems to be
an open expanse. There is Stallar tights are the ones
that come up from the ground.
Speaker 6: Slag tight.
Speaker 2: It holds tight on the might tight slag mites tight.
There are a handful of them, not huge, just relatively small.
You'll notice those about you give me perception checks.
Speaker 6: Everybody with the viage we have vision.
Speaker 3: Because you've got vision, you've got tortures. I'm just telling
you your immediate area. What you see lit up the
ground is a gray rock cavern ground. You have this
gorge and this hole in the ground in front of
you have a single rope that leads all the way
up into.
Speaker 2: The darkness above you, and then just some sort of
cavern behind you as well.
Speaker 5: No walls.
Speaker 2: You can't see any wolves, just ground and some stalind
mics uh.
Speaker 5: Lash and carlias.
Speaker 3: While looking around the immediate area holding torches up, you
notice that that on some of these stalagmites, directly around
the area that.
Speaker 5: You are on, there are symbols carved in.
Speaker 2: Carved in to the stalagmites all the way around, and
then some symbols that there's some that look like lettering
and some that look like arrows, and various like more
universal symbols arrows, there's a skull. In terms of the
actual symbols, well, languages do you all speak.
Speaker 4: I just have thieves, can't and.
Speaker 6: Common.
Speaker 10: Let me make sure I don't have anything else common Enealth,
Giant have common, infernal, but I'm pretty sure I have
some crap that lets me read everything anyway.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I do not have dwarven and common other things.
Speaker 2: Dwarven common. Okay, In that case, you can't read anything on.
Speaker 6: These, I'm gonna push over to uh Maslias. Yes.
Speaker 3: Again, there's there's different symbols with different lettering above them
on four stalagmites directly around the road.
Speaker 6: Here, Sarius, what what is it? Don't suppose you're sending
these symbols anywhere before smugglers or anything.
Speaker 2: Nobody can read this language.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this isn't left by any of my people.
Speaker 4: There seem to be symbols on a lot of these.
That one has a goal. I point to the one
of the skull.
Speaker 1: Can I do like a history check to see if
I can like identify the language or is that? Is
that not how it works?
Speaker 6: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 5: I'll cast a guidance on him as he does it
for an extra one before.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you this image.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh it's beautiful.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 6: There we go.
Speaker 1: I said, history. Yeah, history, Would it be history or
intelligence or no, it's the same thing.
Speaker 5: I'll just yeah, there you go. Twenty one.
Speaker 3: Uh, you recognize some of them to be Sylvan in
nature Elvin similar. Although you can't read what it is,
you definitely go okay, well this is Sylvan, this is
maybe Elvin, although it isn't it's more than likely to
be drough rating would I know it's more than likely
to be drough or yep? For some reason you've studied
it at some point. It's although you don't know, although
you don't know what it says, you don't understand the
drought language, you can. It's asset that this is that
the that the Drow language is very similar to Silvan
and Elvin. They come from the same sort of family
of characters.
Speaker 6: So this.
Speaker 2: This falls within that, which means this is almost definitely
drough language. Is why you're putting it together.
Speaker 1: Sally's can you can you read draw at all?
Speaker 5: I cannot.
Speaker 1: That's it called Drowish Jewish.
Speaker 5: It's just called draw. But that's not a language I've
ever had need to learn.
Speaker 1: Well, wish, I wish you did. I mean, the skulls
just We're not alone down here.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm alert. No, allow anything, Try and be
as stealthy as we can.
Speaker 1: Right, we should probably keep communication between our celepathic spells
for a while.
Speaker 6: Can everyone do that?
Speaker 1: No, but we can kind of ricochet relay to one
person and then have that person relate to all of them,
and then all of.
Speaker 5: You simultaneously here vasilias in your heads. I happen to
be very good at this.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't do this.
Speaker 5: I know you can do it, like continuing, continuing to speak. No,
I can do it to everyone simultaneously.
Speaker 4: Where that where that rude little thing that was sitting
on your shoulder? Go that mean little guy.
Speaker 5: At this point, like knowing exactly where he is because
I share vision and hearing with him.
Speaker 2: He's up there.
Speaker 4: Oh is he too afraid to come down here?
Speaker 5: I don't think he has any reason to come down here.
Speaker 2: And he's still flying around.
Speaker 5: I guess actually, wait and then telepathically, Kran, can you
read draw?
Speaker 2: Hm? Hmmm, Cankran, I guess you would say, on his
little thing, what can you do? You read infernal and commons?
So no, but unless he has some other bullshit that lets.
Speaker 1: Him always classed to some other bullshit.
Speaker 10: Ye.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've always called it bullshit. It's what I've always done.
I don't know because it works for tabletop well, it
really does.
Speaker 3: When especially when I first started dming, and it just
constantly it was just players going oh I can do
this though, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, fucking bullshit. You do that bullshit now,
and this bullshit happens and that wait, it's just what
it is there. Wait, hold on, is comprehend languages is
a level one?
Speaker 6: Rich?
Speaker 5: Is it a ritual spell? Because if it is, I
know it. Hold let me if I can find it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that. Kran speaks down and says, now
and your disgusting time, and then he continues and says infernal.
Speaker 5: My responding him, infernal is my tongue.
Speaker 6: It's just start it.
Speaker 2: You have breed culture appropriation, Jesus feelings. Yeah, he continues
and says, it's a big cavern. I haven't found that.
Speaker 6: I do, I've got it.
Speaker 5: I'm going to do comprehend lguage okay, and you can
do that as a thing, as a as a ritual.
Speaker 2: Okay. So that's gonna take you ten minutes.
Speaker 5: But yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Begin doing another ritual for Vasilier sits, I guess and
begins to conjure something else.
Speaker 5: His level of bull crept just continues.
Speaker 6: Higher and higher.
Speaker 5: Yeah, w are you summoning now, some gy not summoning.
I'm going to see what this says.
Speaker 1: While you do that, relay me the information. Who can
sneak best besides Lash?
Speaker 6: Well, ah, I feel Raja was always very good at it.
Speaker 1: No Ar, don't fucking bring up Raja. He's dead.
Speaker 5: It's okay.
Speaker 6: They just aren't used to change. I'm going to sure
tell the zombies did not make any noise Raja.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a piece of clothing and wrapped around
his fucking mouth.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, okay, one second, I just start reaching into
Raja's backpack. Just I'm gonna pull out the two vials
of holy water and put him in mine instead.
Speaker 1: O Lash, You and I should walk the perimeter and
I can report back with Henny bullshit we find.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's that's literally gonna be the name of this episode. Bullshit,
other bullshit, Henny Bullshitslias.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can hear me, but I'll
ring you. You go before I'll go, Right, we should
go together because I can quickly tell them if we're
in trouble.
Speaker 5: Okay, teleopathectly to Kran follow the lizard. Every time he's off,
he's whisperings, not plotting something.
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, Kran turns invisible and it says now and
then begins to follow.
Speaker 1: The I love it because they're they're bound to do
anything right, but they always.
Speaker 5: He has to do it, he doesn't have to be
happy about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to just doodle a thing for you,
just to give you a little bit more of an
idea in terms of what you have here. There's this
the little dot, there is the rope, and you have
this scroll down a little bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, sorry, yeah, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, this is what you see so far in front
of you is this gol which which seems to just
drop down in being to endless further darkness, and either
side of you again further darkness.
Speaker 2: No no edges, no.
Speaker 6: Way.
Speaker 2: How do you want to approach this? You just wonder.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna roll stealth check myself and probably tell her
to do the same, you know, like I'm going to
inspire the both of us by like just silently.
Speaker 6: Oh fuck, I've.
Speaker 2: Got funk off.
Speaker 4: Oh oh should I be rolling stuff?
Speaker 1: I think all that leather armor might help you hide better?
Oh god, oh wait, that's slight of hand fuck suits?
Speaker 4: Did they?
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 7: We go.
Speaker 1: I'm going to inspire myself eight so seventeen, all right,
using a part of inspiration that was part of inspiration. Yeah,
that's to today.
Speaker 2: Wow, blowing them early? All right? I have to think,
creeps out? Are you okay? So, and you're going either way?
You're following the gorge or you're wondering.
Speaker 1: I guess Lash, You're you're better at this than I am.
So you take a leading.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, we're just going to keep the gorge to
our right and just use that for orienting ourselves and just.
Speaker 1: Watch your step right perfect. And this is all telepathically
the entire time. I'm just constantly refreshing message over and
over again.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you're moving very quietly in terms of like stuff
and boot crunching on the ground. You begin to leave
the way Lash, keeping the gorge on the right, it
does seem to stay relatively straight edge on your right.
It doesn't weave in and out too much. You're not
making much sound, you're not speaking outside of your bodies
outside of your minds.
Speaker 2: But you do have light?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: No, we would, we would would?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Would we have to be stealthy? I guess we would
have ditched?
Speaker 5: Oh fuck in that case, how do you see you line?
Speaker 4: Okay, m did we decide we would shuffle feet or
is that just gonna get.
Speaker 2: Us in trouble?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 1: There's no point in.
Speaker 4: Well if we're not making sound, I mean that is
a bonus. Maybe we do have our lantern so that
we don't stumble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would probably just keep the lantern on hand.
Is there anything?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hooded I think does a thing so that it's
not shining like up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can hood it to do five.
Speaker 1: I'll do. I'll do if I can. If I can
make it do ten feet, I'll do ten feet. Hood
it in just a small conal area in front of us. Okay, sure, yeah,
so this al right? Hooded land, And I'm just gonna
remember this shit.
Speaker 3: Hooded land costs bright light and thirty foot radius and
dim light for an added thirty feet once it burns
for six hours on a flask of oil, So knock
one of them off for when you look this.
Speaker 2: Up at the top. Whoever's using hooded landens.
Speaker 3: Imagine you can lower the hood, reducing the light to
a dim light and five foot radio, so you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do that to pen as well, and begin.
Speaker 3: Moving silently along, lighting only the direct ten feet in
front of you. More Stanard mites appear, some a little larger,
some a little smaller. They're very scattered, but none of
them seem to have any more of these symbols or
lettering on them.
Speaker 2: The gorge on your right.
Speaker 3: Again stays like pretty pretty straight, extends out really damn far,
and once you get to give me.
Speaker 2: Survival checks, if you can work out how far in its.
Speaker 3: Team, Yeah, you can probably work out that it's about
eighty feet away from you.
Speaker 2: On one side, you encounter a wall.
Speaker 3: It's the edge of the cabin, and it begins to
sort of immediately kind of.
Speaker 2: Curve in a particular direction. But like this, nothing jumps
out of you know, creature seemed to be around you.
Actually give me perception checks. Okay, yeah, you're pretty good. Strings.
There's maybe the flutter of a leathery wing somewhere pretty
far up above you.
Speaker 3: For a moment, you're not too sure whether that was
what it was, whether it was just something else. The
cabin is pretty it is pretty uh quiet, but you do.
Speaker 2: Hear every now and then flutter at something.
Speaker 3: And then also you can still pretty clearly hear but
the mumbling of Vasilius ritually encanting somewhere.
Speaker 4: Question, are we still seeing on the staragmites symbols.
Speaker 2: Or is that just closer to the root. Nope, the
stalagmites with the symbols are like kind of like these
ones here.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well just yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't be alarmed. But there's something following us above.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought I thought that little demon the thing.
Speaker 1: Was above could be him. I don't know why he'd
be following us, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 6: I hear a demon in the background. It's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Where what were you? What were you saying?
Speaker 4: Strings? Let's just follow this creature around. Okay, we're just
trying to get an idea of the perimeter.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, count steps as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you gonna turn back or follow it around?
Speaker 5: We're going around followed around?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys can now spend a good portion of
time following this cavern around, and you can successfully do
so because it just kind of does this. Eventually you
come round to the gorge again. You follow the wall
all the way around.
Speaker 3: As it curves. There's no holes in it at points,
are you still you still ten ten feet of light?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in which case, yeah, it's just it's just a
sheer wall all the way up. No holes, no entrance ways,
no other caverns or tunnels that lead off of it.
Speaker 2: It's just a cavern.
Speaker 3: It does look a little at points like the cave
probably curves in so it's like a dome shape going upwards.
But yeah, in general, you follow this thing all the
way around, finding no entrances or exits. And then again
you've you come around and just ahead of you see
the gorge on one side of you. Following the gorge along,
it continues all the way back to where the rope
is and the stalog mines. Again, almost nothing in this
in this area ten feet across you just have stalek mites,
no symbols on any of them, no symbols of any kind.
Speaker 2: Until you get to these four. Once actually you return,
probably been about ten minutes. Your ritual completes.
Speaker 5: Once the ritual is complete, Vasilius doesn't look at it
to read it anymore. He just kind of puts his
hand on it and absorbs the meaning directly, regardless of
the language.
Speaker 2: Sure, each of the stalagmites has a different symbol on
it and different writings, mostly that arrows. One of them
does have a skull.
Speaker 3: The two closest to the rope have an arrow up
and the writing and the meaning essentially means surface realm.
Speaker 2: It also means no longer viable.
Speaker 3: There's another stalag mighte next to it, which has a
skull on it, and it says surface realm means surface realm.
It also says encampment now too large for raid. The
next stalag might across, the closest to the gorge, says
duaga across. And then the last stalag might, the smallest
with the probably the most hidden of all of the symbols.
Seems like it's more hidden than all of the others,
says home. Now what it would translate to is a
different spelling as well, and you would almost definitely get
that it's home, but it's spelt like it's home, and
it says down follow the lights, and that's essentially.
Speaker 2: What they all mean. Happy to give you all of
this information, but we can't see the fucking lights right, Well,
you can't see any lights looking over the gorge. Immediately it's.
Speaker 5: A telepathically to strings. I've finished interpreting this.
Speaker 1: That's what does it say. It's directions, right, so they
don't have to speak. It's a like a like a
Rangers out post, right something like that.
Speaker 5: Okay, well where do we go? Well there's directions here
that says how to get quote poem. What I know
what that means is that they gonna like have a
history check or whatever to see if I know what
that means, you can give me a history check.
Speaker 2: Yeah, incredibly, you do.
Speaker 5: Not to twenty.
Speaker 3: Even with the twenty you are, you've never encountered anything,
any sort of information that you know of anything that
lives in the under dark pertaining specifically to the drow.
Doesn't resonate with the word home or what that means.
Speaker 5: Don't youa So back to strength again. According to the
writing here says their home is down below, but it's
not home like we know, and it's hoem. I don't
know what that means.
Speaker 1: The words are mixed up.
Speaker 5: Maybe h o E m oem could be. It also
says there's a door garden. Captain across the gorge.
Speaker 1: How do we get to home?
Speaker 5: I don't really want to go to the trough home
because I like living. I would rather take my chances
with the door guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about either. The whole cabins are dome.
Speaker 5: It's a semi circle, well across from where this is,
across from where this is written, I suppose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But how do we get across? Can we see
how far it is?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Can I see how far?
Speaker 6: What is your well?
Speaker 2: The fact that there's light hinders any any chance of
seeing anything about. You have to dim all the lights.
Speaker 5: I'll just have I'll just have Cran fly across and
see how far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kran says no, and then.
Speaker 3: He remains invisible for everybody else. Of course you can see,
you can You can't see through his eyes that you're.
Speaker 5: Not a walk I have. I'm pretty sure it says
you have shared senses with him. You see through his
eyes and hear what he hears, et cetera.
Speaker 2: I can't remember sit about what familiars do.
Speaker 1: Well, while it's going fast, I'm going to go, and
your your imp is following me.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get separated. And he has perfect
vision in the dark.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you where he is.
Speaker 6: He's above me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I see what he sees. I know where
he is all the time.
Speaker 3: Basically, as an action, you can walk into it, it says,
as an action, you can see through your familiar's eyes
and hear what it is until the start of your
next turn, which will be if you don't come back
gaining any benefits of the senses. So basically you get
the levil sight of it. So if you want to
do that, you can see it directly, or you can
just rely on.
Speaker 2: Kraan to come back and tell you something.
Speaker 5: Uh, it's it's the the sharing senses with it. Obviously
there's the fine familiar spell, but very specifically under the
imp entry, it says, while the two are bonded, the
master consents with the imp census as long as they
are within a mile of each other. So I just
have always on.
Speaker 6: Oh you have that.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, the Warlocks get a lot of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I can'd of remember what it does, but yeah, you
that's a that's a familiar specific thing. It's just always on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember my my last warlog had an imp
but I've it was a long time ago. I can't
remember everything that you.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm just like doing the doing the war thing
and sending him across the pit to see how far
across it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and sort of using his sense seeing through his eyes,
you see downwards the gorge. Definitely, it's definitely too far
down before you see anything, though you do notice.
Speaker 2: That there are sort of tears and shelves to the
sides of the gorge, not man made.
Speaker 3: There's no ladders or ropes or anything, but you could
potentially work your way down it if you knew the way.
It's not just a sheerd drop for that for at
least the hut dred and twenty feet that you could
see using the imp site. About eighty feet across from
your side of the gorge, you see the other side
of the.
Speaker 6: Gorge, and.
Speaker 3: Pretty much as soon as Cran gets there, it's the
same looking thing. Just the other side of a gorge
looks pretty much like this was just carved out if
you were to just cut a perfect rectangle out of
the ground and lift it up to create the gorge.
The other side has no discerning features either. As Cran
reaches to the other side and settles down and looks
about you can see that there's a lot of stalag mites.
He's also able to see that there is a singular
tunnel on the far side, which is about fifteen feet across,
fifteen feet wide at the back end. So if you
were to imagine the other side being almost exactly the
same as this side, almost towards the center of the
opposite side of you, if you were to just walk
in a straight line, you would actually come to a
tunnel that just leads into another cabin. As far as
Craon can see, he.
Speaker 6: In quiet with you.
Speaker 5: Does he see any more of the the ruins that
like were marking to giving directions at all?
Speaker 2: Doesn't seem to be any on that side of the gorge, Yeah,
he says, right now, mh, I'm going in there.
Speaker 5: Probably let me see what the others want to do,
But yes, probably that way just strings. There's a tunnel
on the other side of the gorge.
Speaker 1: How far is it.
Speaker 5: It's about eighty feet across. Tunnel is fifteen feet wide,
plenty of wide enough for all of us, But we'd
have to figure a way across the chasm. Is it
silo or rough the tunnel?
Speaker 1: Yes, tunnel.
Speaker 2: Tunnel looks like a yeah, rough, rough cabin hole.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to check their their worms. We have
them in the desert, right they borrow.
Speaker 5: Does the tunnel look like it was chiseled out or
is it a naturally occurring or it looks naturally occurring.
It doesn't look like this was made by any creature to.
Speaker 1: Me perfect How do we get down? How far is
it down?
Speaker 5: It's not down, it's across.
Speaker 1: Well, how do we get across the gorge?
Speaker 6: Could use the force?
Speaker 2: Fly your force?
Speaker 5: We could use a rope.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, I feel like we might have to climb down
and then climb back up.
Speaker 5: I could get us all across one at a time,
it would just take me. It's five hours with to
mention door or No. I can fly us all across,
but then I would have to stop and recharge as
it were between each person.
Speaker 1: Might be better to just fly down or climb down
and then.
Speaker 5: Well, our goal, our goal is to get to Shadow Scar. Correct.
We just need to head north. I I'm not sure
how we're going to tell which way is north in here,
but I do know that descending deeper into the dark
is not really helping our cause here. You're right, we
need to find an exit, not go deeper.
Speaker 6: Glass. It's just going to try and think and hopefully
get through to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be constantly like relaying this to each
of them as well.
Speaker 6: This channel still open.
Speaker 5: Can't hear anything there if they're close enough, because I'm
not using message, I'm using a wakened mind, which is
just like infinite telepathy with everyone in range all the time,
so they can all hear me.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that we come, Can we just have that thing,
tie a rope to the other side and we can
get across in their side. Might's all over here, and
if we need more rope, you can five and get it.
Speaker 6: I don't think we have enough room, enough length for.
Speaker 4: The I don't think I use it on my descent.
I suggested using it, but I do have forty five
five feet to metaut a little bit there.
Speaker 5: I still have, right, we could always take that rope
we climbed down. No one else is gonna need it.
Speaker 1: You're right, Yeah, how do we can you imp fly
up and cut it or do we have to shoot it?
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure he can cut it, he says for you.
He says, what I am cutting it for you?
Speaker 2: Fuck you?
Speaker 5: That's a little bit.
Speaker 6: I mean, we don't have to cut that one and
go on here take it out my back.
Speaker 1: More rope would be useful, but it would cut off
our our exit, so we have to be careful.
Speaker 6: I mean, if we just a timeline and the lashes together,
that give us more than Yeah, I have forty five
and we can just use his little red friend get
it back.
Speaker 1: While while you guys decide this, I'm gonna do one
more once over of the cabin and.
Speaker 5: Shine the light just a.
Speaker 1: Little more than ten feet and just kind of like
survey the walls a little bit as I go around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me a perception check as you wander about
or what are you looking for?
Speaker 1: Just any any kind of any kind of exit that
is that is in this room and not across the gorge.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, give me a perception check. Then fuck Nope,
no exits, just.
Speaker 3: Pretty much a dome of like just sheer wall around
this cabin. It looks like you're just in a fucking cabin.
There's nothing else in here, no tunnels, no holes, no
other elevated areas. This seems to be the top of
the gorge and whatever. Let's just get this over with.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna cast Gassi as form on myself right and
just like in front of the rest of the party,
just and cloud of gas and slowly slowly drifting across
because I have a flying speed of ten feet, just.
Speaker 6: Like can you blow?
Speaker 2: Just let's speed this up, as I said the end,
just waving his hand like helps for maybe the first foot.
Speaker 4: Across Like that, I'm going to from the rope head
directly opposite to the wall that I know is there,
so that we've bisected the middle of the cavern, and
I'll keep the ten foot radius on the lantern.
Speaker 2: Give me a perception check as well.
Speaker 1: She's smart. She attack sheet protect. Holy fuck eight on
your perception.
Speaker 4: I have a lot of perception.
Speaker 5: That's just got those weird bird called it's called expertise.
The most broken thing in the game, fellow rodes.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Last, you do a very thorough.
Speaker 3: Search of the central area of the your side of
the gorge, looking about. You sort of come to the
other end and probably meet Strings as he sort of
goes around.
Speaker 2: The outside again taking a little look.
Speaker 3: About, and he's kind of like looking around. It looks
like he's not found anything of particular use.
Speaker 2: You get to the far end of the cabin here,
which I think where you were heading to yam. Yes,
down here correct, And.
Speaker 3: Although you don't see anything on any Stalegno, there's no
like trappedoor or of fucking thing lying weight or anything
like that. When you do get to the other end,
looking up at the wall, you do notice that now,
like just maybe about fifteen feet up above you is
a ledge.
Speaker 2: It does definitely dome over like this, although there's a
ledge that you would technically be able to climb up
on if you are so wished or were so inclined
to do so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think as soon as I saw that, just
because I'm a decent climber, I would probably just have
about it.
Speaker 1: You found anything last, there's a ledge, it's large one
to climb down it.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's right above me. Look at a point,
can you see that?
Speaker 1: I see it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, she points it out. It's about fifteen feet up.
Speaker 3: Like you, you probably would only see the very lip
of it with the torch, but as you hold them
up a little higher it sort of giving lash the
benefit of that.
Speaker 2: On her twenty seven here, Yeah, she's just able to catch.
Speaker 1: It on the flicker of a probably like as my
light shone across or something like, as I.
Speaker 5: Was holding your light up on full extent.
Speaker 2: The very edge.
Speaker 5: It's very subtle. It's the very edge of a.
Speaker 2: Lip, of a of a ledge. And yeah, it doesn't
you don't see what's on top of it, whether it
leads off to anywhere domed area begins to send.
Speaker 1: Okay, we found something.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 1: It's an entryway on the other side of the cabin.
Speaker 5: Well, on the side that I'm heading to, or on
the opposite side.
Speaker 1: You keep doing what you're doing, but we're gonna check
this out and report that.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll need the bird.
Speaker 1: The bird found this one?
Speaker 6: Can you.
Speaker 5: Made hand?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Yeah, have her just hand me the rope across the
chasm when I get there.
Speaker 1: Right, I'll send her back after.
Speaker 6: Quick. I love this.
Speaker 1: Back to clash.
Speaker 6: Carry on?
Speaker 1: You want me to come up with you?
Speaker 6: Or what?
Speaker 4: Are you a good climber?
Speaker 1: I can be. I'm a lizard. We climb things.
Speaker 4: I'm really late if I catch me all right, and
then I just start climbing.
Speaker 2: Fuck are you a lizard?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm a I'm a I R L lizard.
I'm a person.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's lit. Actually, yeah, So you climb up
to the edge of the lip here, what do you
do once you reach the edge of it?
Speaker 4: You're just jumping up or you look so the lantern
I assume I kind of slung it over, hooked it
onto part of my armor, and I hoist myself up
over the edge and then take the lantern out.
Speaker 2: Sure, this is a very very small area.
Speaker 5: There's no.
Speaker 2: Doorway or like hidden tunnel or anything like that. It
is just a lip, kind of a bit of a ledge.
Speaker 3: The domed cabin pulls in a little tighter over here,
you definitely start to see the curvature of the cabin itself.
It almost definitely does this all the way across with
the center or just off the center.
Speaker 6: Of the hole.
Speaker 3: It takes you back up to the top though more obvious,
and in front of you you see a very old,
dust covered, dirt covered.
Speaker 2: Set of I guess it would be.
Speaker 6: Just like.
Speaker 5: Cloth, like a top.
Speaker 2: Moth eaten old.
Speaker 3: And at the center of it is like a lumpy thing,
not very big, like fist sized, couple of lumps.
Speaker 2: In underneath this.
Speaker 3: Clothy thing, there's also a very old looking pack at
the far end of the ledge. Pushed up against the
wall again, very moth eaten and covered in dust. Whatever
whoever left it here or whatever it is, has been
in for a very long time.
Speaker 6: Like really long.
Speaker 2: It's literally got rocks and dust on it.
Speaker 4: It's super dusty. I'm probably not worried about it, like
animating or coming to lafe side. Bring the lantern closer,
pull the cloth, the cloth off of the the lumps, all.
Speaker 2: Right, romy D one hundred, Oh what if I've done?
Speaker 5: I love this part.
Speaker 1: You find a magical bridge.
Speaker 2: From a con save oh shit, and does fail you.
As you grab hold of this.
Speaker 3: Uh clothy tarpy thing, immediately your hands stings, almost as
if you're grabbing onto like stinging metals or something like that.
You find that your hand is stuck to the cloth itself,
and you immediately feel the sickness. A wave of sickness
passed over you. Rommy two D six. Yeah, you take
eight poison damage and are now also poisoned. Poison effect
on you.
Speaker 5: For the next two hours.
Speaker 6: What is poisoned to do?
Speaker 2: Poisoned will basically give you disadvantage on everything attack and
ability checks.
Speaker 3: Wow, you feel it instantly, instantly. You're also super glued
to this thing, just stuck to me as you pull
the cloth.
Speaker 2: At least underneath it is just two big rocks, two
little little big rocks.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 4: Strings.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's what's wrong?
Speaker 4: There's a cloth stuck to me in it it damaged me, like, yeah,
I just touched it and it stuck to see and
I waggled my hand out over the ledge.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: Why did you find? You found a blanket?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and there's a pack up here and now I'm afraid,
afraid to touch it.
Speaker 5: Why is it?
Speaker 2: Just let it go?
Speaker 4: I can't walk.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, won't?
Speaker 4: It won't come off?
Speaker 5: And a burns sending you a blanket?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm climbing. I'm ready to suck up all right.
Speaker 3: You don't have lashes amazing and out of climbing, so
give me an athletics or an acrobags role. It is ugly,
it's ugly lash. You begin to feel more and more sick.
You feel like the longer you're attached to this thing,
it's it's not just like all bastings. It's it's sort
of continually poisoning you. So you're going to want to
take it off while you hear him scrabbling up the side,
trying to find some footholes in relatively flat side of
the wall. You probably start to feel like the waves
and waves of sickness come over you, and you maybe
sit down for a moment.
Speaker 2: The room or the ledge begins to spin and drift
in and out vision which try it brings you?
Speaker 4: Pep on it with my.
Speaker 6: Hand?
Speaker 2: Sure, give me an give me an athletics.
Speaker 6: Check that sucks.
Speaker 2: I have acrobatics. Oh it's good, but it's not good enough.
Speaker 3: You You you feel this thing trying to pull away
from your your skin, your feathers, and it feels very
much like this is super glue which is set. So
if you pull it off in this way, it's probably
gonna hurt you. But you could do it as you
feel some give that. It's kind of like forcing yourself
to pull you know, like a fucking super glue piece.
It's like pulling a layer of skin off like instantly,
you don't actually separate it from your hand, and then
strings appears over the lip of the ledge.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: Fuck did you do?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but it's hurtly mean, I can't, I
can't can now?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it attached?
Speaker 2: At a curse.
Speaker 4: I guess. I mean, I could pull it off, but
it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Less a restoration hurt real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that will, that will remove the poison. Lash.
Give me another concept.
Speaker 4: Buck con Si.
Speaker 3: Hey, uh yeah, the the poison is drawn forth from
you with this sort of arcane spell that strings cast
on you.
Speaker 2: You you feel the the.
Speaker 3: The poison sort of stop seeping into your body via
this area, though you are.
Speaker 2: Still stuck to it. The glue remains.
Speaker 3: Whatever poisonous effect on the part that's attached to your
hand stops.
Speaker 1: It's still there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good, it doesn't hurt anymore, but I can't
get it off.
Speaker 1: Was it you said there was a pack? Did you
open it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, right there, and I feel like the cloth kind
of gestures with me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go and open the pack. Look
for like anything that involves a fucking cloth that molests people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you you open the pack. What it is is
essentially just just standard looking Burglar's pack. Everything you would
find in a Burglar's pack, minus like the the rations,
the oil, the lantern. You do find. In fact, I'll
give you exactly what it has is you're probably gonna
want to take it fine, flavorable bearing ten feet of string,
yay bell, five candles, hammer, and that is actually it
as well as the old old backpack itself. There is
also a book in him.
Speaker 4: Can I take a really good look at the rocks
that that was covering to make sure I know their rocks.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking protecting them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me an investigation check.
Speaker 1: I'm grabbing the book this, I'm gonna fucking field your
fucking laugh at me. I sawry to God for a head.
Speaker 2: They are definitely just rock slash. You pick up the book.
What languages do you speak? Strings, carmon and a chronic
There is something written on the front of it in
a language that you don't recognize.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 2: Just writing, just writing and writing, writing and writing, any.
Speaker 1: Symbols, anything at all, anything depicting a blanket, just writing. Fuck,
can I tell what language it is? Intelligence check?
Speaker 2: Or give me a jack? You have the're roll? Good?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is this is one.
Speaker 2: This is in Dwarven.
Speaker 3: You recognize the Dwarven scripture in the same way that
you recognize the or at least was able to work
out the Elven and Sylvan but you can't read what
it says.
Speaker 2: This is This is a dwarf's book, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, lash fuck throw it in the pack around my
belt real quick, and I want to rip the fucking
cloth up over it.
Speaker 2: Just give me a concept.
Speaker 6: As soon as you touch it, just a d D
Chinese finger track.
Speaker 2: You are glued to it. You you're glued. You're glued
to it.
Speaker 3: But there is no stinging nettle effect you feel like that.
There probably would be, but maybe your hands are very
fucking callous or something. There is like a sharp feel
to it. But yeah, touching a stinging netle avoiding the
effects of poison.
Speaker 5: What type of.
Speaker 2: Dragon are you?
Speaker 6: Black?
Speaker 2: That's poison?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Aid? Acid?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Well then yeah, it only makes me resistant.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't fuck doesn't doesn't sting doesn't seem to
fuck you up as much as it did with Lash
well though it definitely attempts to.
Speaker 1: We're fucking stuck together.
Speaker 4: Now, hang on, I have a crow war on my pack.
I'm gonna hook this shitty cloth with my crowbar.
Speaker 1: I am wearing like gauntlets. Does that help at all?
Like it's not bare skin? I have gauntlets on?
Speaker 3: Like oh in that case, yeah, there's no stinging sensation
at all. It is just glued to your gornmlet.
Speaker 6: Glue.
Speaker 1: Lash, What the fuck have you done?
Speaker 6: I shouldn't have touched it, taking so long?
Speaker 1: Over there, we're glued together, literally, Vassilias.
Speaker 2: You will do the eighty feet finally to the other
side in your Gassier's form.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: While these two are up there doing all this, what
do you want to do?
Speaker 5: You know, I'm just about to touch down on the
other side, but before I am the spell? What is
going on back over there? Are you guys ready to
climb across?
Speaker 1: No, we're literally stuck together.
Speaker 5: It's we're kind of but explain.
Speaker 1: Lash, you want to take this one. Okay.
Speaker 4: So there was a cloth and it was covering some
slumps and I wanted to see the filips were, so
I grabbed the cloth and it poisoned me, and then
I got stuck to my hand, and then will strings
he was trying to help me, so he pulled on
the cloth and now we're both stuck to it.
Speaker 1: And there is a book here written in dwarven though, Carlias,
can you come over.
Speaker 6: So whilst all of you are talking, you can just
see Carlias sitting on the ground, head in his hands,
like very good stuff.
Speaker 1: I know it's uncomfortable, but you're going to have to
do it. What's up, that's alias?
Speaker 6: What do you want?
Speaker 5: So it's a sticky something and it's stuck to your hand?
Could you not rip it off?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean all right, I could you pull
an I'll pull.
Speaker 5: Have the bird use her mage hand, let the hand
pull it, and then if it gets stuck to the
hand it she can end the spell and the hand
ceases to exist.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna pull it up with and
I cast meade hand and I'm gonna try and grab
it at the.
Speaker 2: Center and y up to to try and remove it
from your hand from both of us. Okay, yeah, give
mean an that strength check right, it's awful. Yeah, you
just hurts.
Speaker 3: It's definitely going to hurt you to take this thing
off almost regardless, and then you can find another way.
Speaker 2: It doesn't even take your gauntlet off your hand.
Speaker 1: I hate this week. Back up against a ledge. Okay,
actually no, I'll do it. I'm heavier back up against
a ledge. Kick me off and pull as hard as
you can, but just kick kick you kick.
Speaker 2: And I kick you, all right, give me an athletics check,
you give me a deck save.
Speaker 1: Oh I's also going along with it, right like, yeah, she.
Speaker 5: Kicks you, but Lash is just brought with you. She
just kicks you.
Speaker 1: And then as you fall, as you're falling, I'm fucking
just the glue whips are off the edge.
Speaker 2: You can have your deck save to grab Lash or
not land quite as badly as you were going to.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab Lash obviously, all right, run with.
Speaker 3: Two D six sorry, three D six of course, three
D six up, which, well, he's falling to ten feet
fifteen feet fifteen feet, so it's a two D six
for the fall damage, and then an extra D six
because just Lash landing on me. You failed your deck
save basically, but you save Lash from taking any damage,
so you take ten blodging damages. You just you see
Lash yanked off the wall with you instead of both
of you just.
Speaker 2: Going landing on your head. You grab Lash, bring.
Speaker 3: Her in and then justoom the breastplate and everything kind
of brings you down a little harder on your back
and all the wind is knocked out of you. You
feel like something gives in your back somewhere you've You've
just done something.
Speaker 2: You've slipped a diss, broken a rib, something like that. Lash.
Speaker 3: Although you hit harshly on the front of on the
front of strings, you don't take any damage. He successfully
like takes the front of the impact for you. As
you both roll off, the.
Speaker 2: Thing is still glued to each other and the things are.
Speaker 1: We glued closer now because the blanket or like.
Speaker 2: Well, where is the blanket? Is it between you?
Speaker 1: It's between us?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Fuck, yeah, fine, Lash, give me a con save. Oh yeah,
you guys get stuck together. None of the the poison
on this thing spreads to any part of you, but
you too want just glued breastplate to whatever lash you're wearing,
the the armor.
Speaker 2: Or unteath you.
Speaker 1: This is extremely awkward.
Speaker 3: That she significantly shortly you as well. Right, so if
you stand up, she's just still legs hanging down.
Speaker 1: I'm going to waddle over to the group.
Speaker 5: When we take the armor off, you numb skulls.
Speaker 1: It's attached to her hand, So.
Speaker 5: Take off your gauntlet and take off the armor and
she can walk with it on her hand for a
little while.
Speaker 1: It's I don't even think we can dexterously get out
of the armored. At this point we're quite literally attached
to the hip. It's quite a scene of it. You
might want to just come back over the gorge and
I'm going to water.
Speaker 5: Before I come back over there, take a crossbow, wrap
tire piece of rope to it and shoot it across
the gorge in my direction.
Speaker 6: I'll go ahead and sure, sure you got a cross
by right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a heavy crossbow.
Speaker 5: Then I can lend him. Yeah, I'll revert to my
said human form. I'll revert back into like a solid
form on the opposite side and just wait.
Speaker 6: Till what is the heavy cross bum stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, it will be the same as your your basic
D twenty plus x plus blah blah blah blah blah.
You know what is your fucking name here, Carl plus proficiency,
So your proficiency is now three, right you guys, all
your all your proficien. Yeah plus D twenty plus seven
is your attack role with as plus because of archery
and then plus because archy, So plus nine.
Speaker 5: It's a perfect shot.
Speaker 3: What are you aiming for? You just fucking aiming? Give
me a give me your disadvantage to fucking aim anything.
Me another shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you fire it across gasest form verse elliots.
Speaker 3: It probably goes through. If you weren't a gas you
would have just fucking punk you in the belly. But
it does land on the other side of the gorge
the rope using the two undred and fifty feet rope.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it would have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like my pack is back there anyway, So
there's the heavy crossbow and the two hundred and fifty
feet of rope.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as soon as soon as it lands, I'm expecting that,
like the weight of the rope in the middle of
the chasm would immediately begin drawing it. So as soon
as it lands, Vacilia is like back into a solid
form and steps on it so it doesn't fall off
the edge.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like the two hundred and fifty feet
of rope gives you enough chance to react to that.
And you have dark vision and you're way enough from
the light to be able to see, so I'm not
gonna make you roll anything.
Speaker 2: You can do that.
Speaker 3: You grab the end of the rope with the with
the crossbow bolt attached, and then I presume to try
and find a stomach mine to attach it to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just looking around for the thickest most he
wants something that's not just thick.
Speaker 6: It needs to be thick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, attach it to whatever is the whatever is the
sturdiest piece of stone over here.
Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, give me a survival checks trying and find
something to attach it to it. Yeah, you feel like
you're pretty confident that the that the the staling might
that you find is a good one, a good thick one.
You use the crossbow bolt plus the rope to create
a pretty decent sturdy.
Speaker 1: Uh not.
Speaker 3: And yeah, pulling on this thing with pretty much all
of your strength, you can't move it at all.
Speaker 2: It seems like you've done a pretty good job of
attaching this side of the rope.
Speaker 5: Just lock that other side to something and bingo, we've
got our path across.
Speaker 1: The cross same old tied to bag mate.
Speaker 2: Oh well, the crossbow is it doesn't have to be
attached to the ropes attached to the bow.
Speaker 5: I just thought it was like one of those like
scaling No, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have a cool fucking like grappling hook gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now you just have a crossbow and they've attached
some rope to the bowl, So yeah, you can take
it out. Who's who's attaching it to a stale mate
crass give me a survival chack.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, you do a pretty good job too.
Speaker 3: You find a stalag might that looks like it has
a groove in it or something you can lock the
rope into tightly, and you put a triple double super
dwarf and knock into it, and yeah, pulling on it
with pretty much all of your strength as well. It
seems like it's holding tight. The stalag MC is thick enough.
I'm going to create a you create a sort of
I presume you guys maybe find enough that it's a
tight rope across the middle, or is it just going
to droop down like this is an eighty foot gorge
with the two hundred and fifty foot rope, So you're
taking them a bit further out.
Speaker 2: So that you could just like pull flat type rope.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if you just wrap it around this
slag might, just pull until there's no more slack and
then tie it off.
Speaker 2: Yep, you do that. So it's a sturdy, tight rope
across the center.
Speaker 3: You've got pulling on it, feeling it, testing its weight,
feels as sturdier the one which was going up and down.
You have that one hundred foot rope above you that
you climb down, and now you have this one which
is going across the gorge, two hundred and fifty foot
of rope doing the eighty feet and a little more
either side of the gorge itself successfully.
Speaker 6: And walk over two strings.
Speaker 5: And lash now and flash?
Speaker 6: What is it that you want me to.
Speaker 2: Back? Uh?
Speaker 6: Back?
Speaker 1: Wrong of the belt? I can't reach it right now
because I'm wrapped around. I'm just so like turn and
just like show lashes, dangling body. She has her legs
like like uh death, do we part?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean can we cut this thing?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We got stuck on a blanket.
Speaker 6: Yeah, always new your you two are closed, just didn't
know you are. Well.
Speaker 1: The thing's magical team bonding exercise, if.
Speaker 6: You will, sticky substances and all.
Speaker 1: It's not a seaman, Carlias. Mm hm, it's not a semen.
Well whatever thought you're bout back left?
Speaker 6: Read the book back left? Not near your ass?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: That's right on my ass. That's where a belt goes.
Speaker 6: Don't fight.
Speaker 1: Give it a little poke while you're up there, will you?
Speaker 6: No, I'm going to grab the book and hopefully not
touch any part of the strength.
Speaker 2: Sure you you take the book.
Speaker 3: There's nothing written on the cover or anything like that.
It looks like it was just a blank book when purchased.
Opening the first page, it reads the Journal of Maxwell's Spears,
and reading first page, it details.
Speaker 2: Of how this.
Speaker 3: Presumably dwarf Maxwell Spears pulled off a heist at the
Velvet Casino. I forget what it was called, because it's
because I'm the worst Velvet Crown Casino made off with
hundreds of gold. Reading the next page, it tells of
how Maxwell Spears went to Twin Gate and stole a
piece of art from the chancellor's manner there. And then
reading the next page and it tells of how Maxwell
Spears stole a magical blanket from.
Speaker 2: A wizard in Windy Peaks.
Speaker 3: And it seems to just be of a diary of
one hundred or so entries of this master thief known
as Maxwell Spears. And at the end of each of
the pages it just says in block capitals and scrawled
kind of moniacally, it was me. And then it's almost
like a diary of admissions and grandiose.
Speaker 6: Kind of like a robbery log.
Speaker 2: Robbery log. There is no details about the blanket. It's
just one of the passing things mentioned the last entry.
Speaker 3: Without going through this thing, I mean, you'd probably have
to sit and read it properly to get every bit
of detail. But if you jump to the last entry,
about one hundred pages into maybe a two hundred and
fifty page book, there is an entry it states that
Maxwell is sick of staying here and is going to
venture further into the under dark.
Speaker 6: Again.
Speaker 2: Though the book, the bag, the bits and pieces look
very ill.
Speaker 6: Well, it seems you found I guess you could say
a diary of I don't know if he was famous
or not, but he did well pull off some grand things. Right.
Speaker 1: Does it say how to get the blanket off at all? Anything?
Speaker 6: Oh? Hold on, I'm going to skim back to that
page where it talks about the blanket.
Speaker 2: Else is it's a magical blanket.
Speaker 5: Stolen from a wizard and he did it. He stole
it from a wizard.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm the best know this guy was.
Speaker 6: He stole it from a wizard, So definitely magical. Hey
maybe tribe m I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1: Does an he dwell up in words?
Speaker 6: Something about urine?
Speaker 1: You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Speaker 6: I guess it's kind of like one of those stinger
as you find out in the ocean.
Speaker 1: I'm in check, I'm inside checking? Is a so hard
go for it?
Speaker 5: Give me the deception buck, Yeah, it seems pretty legit.
Speaker 1: Hash you're going to have to piss on me a bit.
Speaker 4: Oh well, he's not serious.
Speaker 1: It seems deadly serious.
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 6: I see the word and here.
Speaker 4: I want to insight check out?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 5: I don't really verses an insight again?
Speaker 4: Insight here it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, under skills For a moment, you're like, this is bullshit,
but you don't want to be wrong, so you must
be telling the truth. Why would you like this is
something important?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: You serious?
Speaker 6: Just see the word urine? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, could he have taking a piss?
Speaker 6: Is that what it is? That you sure? That's the
substance that's sticking you all together?
Speaker 1: If you're lying to me, I'm going to stick you
to this blanket too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you make me pee on my friend? Are you laughing?
Speaker 5: It looks like you're in trouble over there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to kill you when I get across this
fucking gorge.
Speaker 4: Do I see Carlias laughing or is he just I'm
not laughing on coffee?
Speaker 5: Just do it last.
Speaker 1: You're going to have to piss on me, Okay, just
let it go.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna like seriously hike my leg up here
to try and get it on the blanket.
Speaker 2: Oh God, as well, so.
Speaker 5: This could go terrific.
Speaker 2: Give me a deck, give me a dex, a dex.
Just don't get you.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just soldiering through it.
Speaker 6: Man, I only desecrate the dead. Okay, yell at me,
be careful.
Speaker 5: You still try hike as you hike your leg up,
just like if you actually nick the blanket with your legs,
it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Get I'm gonna hold I'm gonna like reach over and
hold her leg up and away from the blanket.
Speaker 6: And like sorry, like a gentleman.
Speaker 4: Gentleman, Yes, just do it.
Speaker 1: Just get it over with, okay, get it over with.
Speaker 3: A good aim, good Christ in terms of what it
does for the blanket and stuff, nothing in terms of
what it does for you.
Speaker 2: You're not covered in piss.
Speaker 1: Did it work? Can you pull away? I'm gonna try
and pull her off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what you're trying, you're trying.
Speaker 5: What am I hard? What am I seeing?
Speaker 1: I'm pulling hard, I'm fucking I'm like, all right, give
me an athletic check then, uh going to inspire myself?
All right, different, that's really I'm glad. This is just
more of a sheety situation.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, god fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah twenty four please yeah, you you you just you
fucking whipped this thing off from Lash's hand.
Speaker 2: Lash give me a one D sixth.
Speaker 6: Oh, by the way, I'm I've moved away. I'm by Arden.
Speaker 5: Hey, it's not too bad.
Speaker 3: He does it so quickly and so swiftly that it
only takes like the slightest layer of skin off your.
Speaker 6: Hand, and the piss worked.
Speaker 2: You take one I guess slash damage is what it
would be.
Speaker 6: But you take.
Speaker 3: One point of damage from whipping this thing off your hand,
and yeah, you are removed from the things.
Speaker 2: Still it would still be glued to you.
Speaker 1: Though iron like gaunt gauntleted hand just trying to fucking
rip it off.
Speaker 5: Wait, your own hand is stuck to your chest, now,
isn't it. The gauntlet was stuck to it, and then
it was stuck to your chest, So your arm is
your arm has been to your chest now like this right.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I'm trying to fucking rip it off.
Speaker 2: That's what he's doing there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, athletics check, yep, hey, you do it. Just oh
my god, I think the piss actually worked so so.
Speaker 5: When he ripped it off, just now, did it disconnect
from his torso or did it disconnect from the hand.
Speaker 2: Still it's probably still on the gauntlet right, yeah, you're
taking it your chest. He still got it flapping around.
Speaker 5: From the other side of the chasm. Well, actually no,
I'm still doing it teleopathically. Can will it stick to
a stelecmite or something? Just wrap it around that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get rid of it, though, I
want to keep it.
Speaker 5: Why in the world would you want to keep a
poisonous If we find someone, then we can wrap it up.
Speaker 6: It's covered in purse.
Speaker 1: Well even the worst for him, then have that.
Speaker 5: Thing carry it.
Speaker 6: He won't care.
Speaker 5: And he's pointing it rush.
Speaker 1: Right now, you're absolutely right. I'm gonna walk up and
I'm gonna slap it on the back of Raja's neck
and just like I'm so sorry, my friend. Yeah, I'm
so sorry. Stick it to the back of it, and
then fucking rip my hand off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, check, fucking help. Gosh, the Raja zombie just sucking launch.
You bring the thing off, and now Raja has a
cake into his back. He won't remember sticky poison. Sticky poison. Well,
it's the blanket of sticky poison, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: So Raja can add this. I guess Arden, Raj, Raja,
whoever the fuck zombie Raja, how he keeps things, has
the blanket of sticky poison. Raja, Yeah, I mean sticky poison.
Speaker 1: Arden.
Speaker 3: I add the blanket of sticky poison to inventory, just
so we have an idea of who it is. But
remember that it's on the back of Raja. I'm gonna
do my best to remember it.
Speaker 2: Because something's gonna happen later on wrong and be like,
oh yeah he needs to.
Speaker 1: And he's not going to remember any of this, right,
I'm speechless.
Speaker 2: I don't know, almost sounded hand back.
Speaker 1: Hey, you need so, right, And I'm gonna message Lash
and I'm we probably shouldn't talk about this once we're
out of here.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the whole peak, the whole the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're getting stuck together, that's whatever.
Speaker 6: Carls in the background.
Speaker 1: So it's okay. It was necessary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it works, so it worked.
Speaker 2: You gotta do what you gotta do, survival and all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get you next time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Right, if you're all done pissing.
Speaker 1: Around, I'm drinking as fucking heavily as I can now.
Speaker 6: Oh, let's gross.
Speaker 2: Uh, you guys are going to all try and cross.
Speaker 6: I guess no other way. Why are we going across?
Speaker 5: We could use the blanket to attach ourselves to the rope.
Speaker 2: And be stuck there forever dangling.
Speaker 5: Oh I guess we can dangling like a sucking.
Speaker 4: Pretty good climber.
Speaker 1: Right, well, I have I have pythons. If we want
to pittons.
Speaker 5: How are they pronounced, you pittons?
Speaker 1: Pons? It's pea, it is petans, Thank you, I've pets.
Speaker 5: Ironically, ok, I'm gonna message Carlias we may need this
rope and once we cross, we're not going to have
anyone who can untie it from that side.
Speaker 6: You a little imploy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right, never mind, I forgot about it.
Good car, He's he's so useless sometimes I forgot that.
Speaker 2: He is, alright, sitting on a sat night next to
you smoking a cigar, never ending cigar.
Speaker 6: You just got what the metal gear for cigar that
just never goes away.
Speaker 1: It never goes away.
Speaker 4: You want just scrabble across that it doesn't get too hard.
Speaker 1: A right, fuck it covered and piste, nothing left to
live for.
Speaker 5: I'm going across.
Speaker 6: Oh hold on, hold on, hold on. Uh, I feel
like maybe the two of the covered in piss should
go last.
Speaker 1: Just you know, no, this is We've made this better and.
Speaker 6: I've already walked ahead. I'm already going across. I'm like
shuffling like baby shuffling across the road.
Speaker 5: In that way, I'm casting guidance on each person. Are
specifically on Carlias, because he's my pay check. He's the
only he's the only one I need to get out
of your life.
Speaker 2: If you want to, if you want to fucking tight
rope across and balance actor across, it's an acrobatics check.
If you want to, like like shuffle across, it's an
athletics check.
Speaker 6: Can you oh my god, there you go. Should have
done acrobatics.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Carlias looks like something happened. That's what it is.
Speaker 5: The fear, The fear.
Speaker 2: He just across like an absolute expert. It's like cartoonish.
Have quickly exit across it, gets to the other side,
maybe kissing the ground as he does.
Speaker 1: So, and I'm the whole time try and follow. Yeah,
I'm maintaining like mental connection through message with everyone that
goes across, so that we know if they fall the
second they fall.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I try.
Speaker 5: To go next.
Speaker 2: Alright, give me, how do you want to approach it?
Speaker 4: The acrobatic way, that's what.
Speaker 2: Arms out whichever allows me to use acrobats acrobatics. Yeah,
tightroping tropes across. Lash does this thing where she puts
out leg Do you have actual human feet as well?
Speaker 3: By the tight roping across with arms out, it's pretty deft. Actually,
it looks pretty good. Again like Lash, maybe you fucking
like run across some wires. I was gonna say phone wires.
But it's definitely not all the time to steal to
steal something at some point for some reason, maybe in
your days of training, you guys practice the tightrope as
a dextra dexterity training a.
Speaker 4: Lot of laundry lions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and yeah, it's pretty simple for Lash as well.
Maybe the added fact that the darkness just is all
around you. It just encompasses you completely. You can't see
the bottom, you can't hear the bottom or anything. So
it's a little easier maybe to move across this rope,
and you do so very successfully.
Speaker 2: Who's next.
Speaker 6: I'm going to tie a rope to zombie Raja and
I'll make my way across.
Speaker 2: All right? Give me how does how do you want
to approach it?
Speaker 6: Can with guidance? Can I just can we just like?
Can you only guidance one person? I assume you can
just guidance as many people.
Speaker 5: Guidance is the cantrip, So I'm spamming it on everyone
as like, yes, because I have it too, So so everyone.
I don't know if they stack, but everyone getting one before?
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yeah I don't. As far as I can tell,
there's no limit to us many times you can use it.
But yeah, it doesn't stack. It only works for that
one role, all right, So I'm just gonna just gonna
crawl along at my massive as cool.
Speaker 2: Give me aflex.
Speaker 5: Nice? You are all the champion climbers universe.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Yeah, I feel like, purely based on how good
that is, you just drag drag y. It's it's mental drag.
Speaker 6: Him along for flair. Can I see how he's doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no matter what.
Speaker 3: Is okay, he doesn't fall necessarily, But even if you did,
he would just dangle underneath you, underneath on raccoon in.
Speaker 2: Venture or to whatever. Oh my god, like that fucking raccoon. Yeah,
just sitting there hanging just you and dangling below you.
If he had fallen into the gorge. Guys, imagine if
he had fallen into the gorge. God, I wish I'd
made this harder or something so that that definitely jumped in. Yeah,
I didn't even I don't know why I haven't.
Speaker 3: All I've thought about is you killing raj or losing
him in terms of him being destroyed. But I haven't
thought about him just being fucking taken or wandering or
falls into the gorge.
Speaker 6: And now he's literally God teered everything so far, so
he's an escort. Question let him die?
Speaker 5: Is God tear and everything except con chext to resist paralysis.
Speaker 2: Here's one weakness. Yeah, you you also fucking kill it
getting across here.
Speaker 1: Last, but not least, I really don't like heights. They
don't like I really don't like heights. The terrible.
Speaker 6: I called that. You had to cheat it.
Speaker 2: You get onto the onto the rope.
Speaker 6: What I can res one more person to day animated again?
Speaker 5: What weapons do you have?
Speaker 1: I have none, my halberd, my heavy crossbow, my dagger,
two elven short swords, and a sphere.
Speaker 6: Actually, Carlias capture heavy crossbow.
Speaker 1: You he kept my heavy crossbow.
Speaker 5: Something to remember him by.
Speaker 3: As you get onto this thing and you start moving across,
everybody else give me perception checks. Watching him steadily make
his way across. He's uh, every single one of you
notices as he gets to the sort of center.
Speaker 2: Vasilius doesn't care. Vasilius in front of you, the imp
is in.
Speaker 5: Actually, as they're as they're crossing, I'm actually gonna have
like cran just kind of like flying along next to them.
Speaker 6: How many feet away is he from us?
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 2: Seventy five feet away from you.
Speaker 6: Well, good luck with that.
Speaker 1: When when they got to the middle, right, so wouldn't
I be forty feet away?
Speaker 2: No, no.
Speaker 5: Flavor, flavor.
Speaker 2: As soon as someone changes it from flavor to thing,
I'll give you a number seventy five feet away, So
it's as soon as you get on its fucking fail off.
As soon as you get on it, the Halbert.
Speaker 3: Swings up one arch and just snaps the bottom end
of the rope strings, the rope you've let go of instantly,
you fucked up everything.
Speaker 2: You just it snaps the last thing you were ever
expecting and suddenly the rope disappears. Strings just falls.
Speaker 1: Into your Oh no, you really you swing a bit,
you know, a feather.
Speaker 5: From thinking of Kenneth, you have a feather fall No, okay,
as soon as that, as soon as that happens, I'm
just I'm gonna telepathic like, tell Cram touch him?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Full speed versus fly speed? It is pretty fast, right, Yeah?
His flight speed is what is the falling speed of
a fucking heavily armored.
Speaker 1: There is something for that. Actually it's uh, that's like
thirty thirty feet a turn, I think is what it is.
Speaker 6: I would assume is yeah, yeah, could dash. Maybe I've
watched I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably a Critical Role or another RP
show where they had to measure falling speed.
Speaker 5: Okay, well yeah he is a yeah sixty feet so
he can fly much faster than you're falling.
Speaker 1: I don't like hypes. I don't like hipes, I don't
like hid.
Speaker 2: You're casting a spell.
Speaker 5: Via him, Yeah, I mean, I'm going to use Gasea's form,
which is a touch spell. But my my familiar can
touch for me and just and turn strings into a
cloud of gas.
Speaker 2: And you need to do you need to touch the
imp to give him the spell to pass it on.
Speaker 6: It just it just says super broken.
Speaker 1: It just says heerreic. You fucking you just redirect a spell.
I guess sure.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, he has something like that.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, that's what it is. He hasts a spell
off his imp touches someone.
Speaker 6: They get it.
Speaker 5: It's just the the imp touches him, and I can
channel my touch spell through that channel fireball channel channel
touch fireball into strings.
Speaker 3: The rope snaps strings. You just feel everything for go.
You just there's nothing but a rush of air. You
feel that sickening sensation, and your stomach goes and you
just fall into the darkness. Everybody, probably aside from the imp,
just sees him disappear into the darkness, probably not even
a word gasped out of his mouth. As he disappears
into the blackness. You then see this tiny little red dot,
followed by another little red dot as the cigar remains
in the mouth dashes down into the darkness. Then a
few seconds later, a gaseous form floating up out of
the gorge. Just a gas, I'm alive.
Speaker 2: Just a weird dragon borne shaped gaseous form floats.
Speaker 5: It's not even it's not even dragonborn shaped. It's just
like a lump of gas. And the other talk. The
others talk a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of gas because it's farting with fear. The imp
crosses his arms and flaps up next to the gas
and says, what did you do without me? And floats
over the other side. That is where we end today.
Speaker 6: I was going to say it, don't ruin this for Brad.
Speaker 5: I'll just respond to Cranbery quickly and say, well, they'd
probably all die without us.
Speaker 6: Oh, oh my god, he's that's a great name for Cranberry.
Speaker 5: Cranberry, thanks for playing players.
Speaker 2: I only just notice the time, actually, so it seemed
like a good time to ship.
Speaker 6: The last like forty minutes went by real quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was fucking close. That was a fucking you
fucking dog survived that fault. It's a long way down.
Speaker 6: I was gonna sanctuary him in mid air because I
can use it as a reaction. So you would have
been in vulnerable, you'd just be at the bottom of
the freaking tad.
Speaker 2: Sanctuary does that for you. I think it's if someone
attacks you invincible against attacks. Yeah, yeah, because the gravity
isn't attacking you. So when if anyone else has anything
that else they could have done in that, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think I have a thing. I mean, the whip
that Carlias has is not long enough and.
Speaker 2: It is fucking lucky he chose to.
Speaker 6: I am going to reiterate I did have one more
use of anime dead, So seriously, we have we have
a I have continued.
Speaker 5: To so the only other the only other way could
have done that would have been to him dove off
the cliff to catch him in mid air and touch
him and cast fly at third level because that'll make
two of this fly.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to learn vivify, you jackasses.
Speaker 5: Would Vasilius have done that? Absolutely absolutely would not have.
Speaker 6: Vassilius is just watching.
Speaker 5: Well that's unfortunately.
Speaker 6: I literally am going to have to use my my
second third level spell and learn revivify for you guys,
and you within a minute of you dying.
Speaker 2: I think it's uh yeah, fuck, but.
Speaker 6: I want to level three. Spells are great. I'm really
glad we hit level five.
Speaker 2: Level five is fun and it seems like it's really good.
Speaker 6: So the only person that gained another attack was Connor.
No one else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's a he's a fighter class.
Speaker 6: And then get a lot of sure's.
Speaker 5: I gained his second beam on my Eldritch blast, which
is defensively a second attack, so I'm blasting twice per
turn in combat.
Speaker 6: Fighter is the only one that actually can gain more.
You eventually, at level eleven and twenty gain another extra attack,
and other classes I don't think do Maybe.
Speaker 5: Ranger fighters go up to four and then Ranger, Paladin,
and Monk all go.
Speaker 6: Up to just two. Yeah, yeah, that's and so once again,
like we were talking about, I was trying to mind
max one day, just for kicks and giggles. If you
dual wield level twenty and then do your action surge,
you get like six, seven or eight attacks, yeah or
something like that. It's something stupid they get. They get
four attacks per attack action.
Speaker 5: They can action serge to attack eight times, and if
they're dual wielding at sixteen, so fighters can literally stab
you sixteen times in I.
Speaker 6: Think with dual wielding, the offhead attack is technically a
bonus action, so it only works once or something. I
think that was the unfortunate. I was like, holy, oh,
it mitigates it a bit, but still it's broken.
Speaker 5: That's still eight attacks in one turn.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but at level twenty, I mean we're going
to be fighting tarasks stuff.
Speaker 5: But yeah, you'll be fighting, So stab him all you
want and he's just gonna laugh at you.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I can't wait until we're so high a level
that beholders are like the pets of the things we're fighting,
And can you get to that level?
Speaker 5: Bough, No, that's the question.
Speaker 6: The pea blanket and the rope bridge almost killed us,
so we're not even in the underdog. By the way, Chad,
I just want to point out out we just took
what fucking on the door.
Speaker 5: Eleven points of damage, expended all my spell slots, and
almost had a party death doing nothing across a pit.
Speaker 6: Every time you guys are cast and spells, I was like, well,
there goes another spells.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, the other day at the end of Ilios,
the other show that Jay runs the other day. He
was like, you guys, did one line of my notes
or whatever?
Speaker 6: Did we even do any of your.
Speaker 2: Scratch the first little shitty I just do this for
the first ten minutes of the game. Nope, Well thanks
for playing.
Speaker 5: I have a pubic hair in my definitely pubic.
Speaker 4: I can tell from here.
Speaker 2: Definitely a pubic hair.
Speaker 3: It was long and blonde, so it doesn't make any
sense about where that came from at all. Before before
we end the stream, I like to do a quick
round of little blurt shout outs, see where.
Speaker 2: People can find y'all.
Speaker 3: I'm going to start with Tuesday Gray because I first
want to looked at where you.
Speaker 4: Can find me a forward slash Tuesday Gray in the
internet places. And if you want to follow somebody that's
a variety streamer in good at games, don't follow me
because the only thing I play now is pub and
I really.
Speaker 2: Suck at it.
Speaker 5: Streamers United.
Speaker 3: All you got to do is if you do like
two D and D games a week, then people can't
really go at you for being just a pub G
streamer and not being a So get on, get on,
get on that D.
Speaker 6: And D game.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could run a D and D
game by now you're in so many.
Speaker 4: Maybe after another year of being in them.
Speaker 2: But David Bowie experience.
Speaker 3: Great, somebody else who should absolutely run a D and
D campaign felt like Scalaba.
Speaker 5: I'm already plenty one.
Speaker 2: Actually, yes, good, because.
Speaker 6: I'm interested to see how that that goes. Actually, i'd
like to see how fare like Indian.
Speaker 5: Theory based on just what I reckon.
Speaker 3: It's it's just gonna be fucking dope because he knows
all the fucking ship and he's got a good imagination, which,
on the one hand, awesome.
Speaker 2: For a D and D campaign. On the other, fuck you.
Speaker 6: Every every campaign is going to be a match.
Speaker 2: I hope it's a fucking epic fail. Okay, just from
the horrible bit of Cynesis.
Speaker 9: In You're in a place called Summoner's Rift. Choose for
other allies, my heart and sword. A man approaches Oh
please let that happen now, A.
Speaker 5: Giant, typical man with sword that approaches you?
Speaker 2: All right? Felt like EXCaliber, go and follow so that
one day? Are you gonna stream it?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, nice.
Speaker 5: I'm planning a one shot, not a whole campaign, but
I want to take a shot at at least once.
Speaker 2: That's a good and I watched the funk out of it.
I believe I believe in you.
Speaker 3: Somebody else who should definitely and probably could run a
campaign because he's lots of campaigns as well.
Speaker 2: Connor Chronus. You ever thought about it?
Speaker 6: I get asked about it for a few times. Actually
seems like a good idea.
Speaker 2: Everyone is who's like a voice actor that everyone is always.
Speaker 6: Like, Hey, you're gonna run a campaign.
Speaker 5: The only problem with.
Speaker 6: That is obviously preparing for a campaign requires a lot
of time and of which I don't really have. I
don't think I could commit extensive amount of hours to
run in a campaign, but I'd love to in the future,
So I think it'd be.
Speaker 2: A wonderful And where can people find you? Maybe run
that in the future.
Speaker 6: Twitch dot tv for slash Connor Cronus four km eastern
Monday through to Saturday, apart from Wednesdays and Sundays, where
you can see me with Rotato and broad Water.
Speaker 2: And then last, or not least, somebody who I absolutely
do not believe could run at the NDIE campaign. I'm
kidding another man of many voices.
Speaker 6: You ever thought about it? Tenji oh, I I I've
run campaigns a third edition way back in the day.
Speaker 2: I haven't ever seen it on twitch. K I'm talking
about running a Twitch campaign?
Speaker 6: Probably no, probably not. Did you guys do a good
job of it already as is? And I'm too much
for work? What about if we quit? Then we guys
want quit? What would you do play PUBG? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, professionally, I mean I'm.
Speaker 6: Okay with that. When we played, we didn't even pay
attention to what we were doing. I played PUBG with
Brad and we were talking about random crap the whole time.
Speaker 2: It was mental. We were just we were just playing
twenty five minutes and then like we're just changing ship
and then suddenly going, ah, someone shooting us? Who playing
this game as well?
Speaker 6: Play?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: That was great.
Speaker 5: That was a lot of that was fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh, as our Wonder Woman, I liked it. I
liked it. It's good, it's entertaining, It's better than what
I thought it was me. It was a good period piece.
Speaker 2: That's probably because I was the only one who spoke
to you about it, and I fucking hate that movie.
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, no, I got there was a lot
of not my Wonder Woman hate for it, so it
was better than I thought. Anyways, what were we talking about?
Speaker 2: Where can people find you.
Speaker 6: On Wonder Woman's website Wonderwoman dot brad Wodo dot org.
I hope that's a website someone checked by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm buying it. It's gonna be my personal place
where every now and then I go and rent about
stupid action movie everything.
Speaker 6: Like dress up, do a cosplay as wonder Woman. I've
already seen your cosplays on Twitter.
Speaker 2: We have a wonder Woman outfit in this house. I
don't know why.
Speaker 6: Chat.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, Emma, explain yourself, and then last, not least,
somebody else who needs to bloody explain himself, quite frankly,
explain yourself. Broteo, Black people find it, all right, I'll
do it.
Speaker 3: I'll do it for you, all right there my number
I can't do Canadian. My name is Broteo, and you
can follow my stream. I stream every day. I think
I do two streams a day now, but sometimes I
don't because I don't get up in time. But mostly
I attempt to do two streams a day. I'm playing Diviny,
I think at the moment, and I'm also a DM
for a show on Sunday called Table Story Ilios. And
also I play in a game on Fridays with Black
Stephen as a DM called Table Story Neons Scream, which
is a sprawl campaigns in the future. I can't remember
what my character is, but it used to be Boom Boom.
Now it's something else.
Speaker 2: I can't remember. Uh, that's it. I think he does
nothing else with his life, no other use.
Speaker 5: He's got cats. You like cats?
Speaker 2: Got to the cats stream? All right? Thank you everyone
for watching and hanging out this evening.
Speaker 5: Where to find me? Don't worry about it?
Speaker 2: Did you not? Did you not? Did you not? Did
you not? Say yours?
Speaker 5: I don't want to now screw you. I went to
you and I thought you did your bit.
Speaker 6: No, we talked about him playing D and D.
Speaker 3: Listen, you didn't take the opportunity. Okay, you gotta take.
You want to make it in this business. Now you
want to make it in this bit. You want to
make on Twitch. You've got to take the opportunities that
have not handed down to you from I'm a streamer.
Speaker 6: Nothing's ever handed to me. I work hard. Okay.
Speaker 2: It came up and said where his channel is a right?
You want to follow? Him. You follow him, He's gonna
follows anyway. Fuck him, I say, fuck him.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you about my teeth tomorrow because
I saw a couple of people asking him chat, so
thanks for asking after all that bullshit. I'm all right,
it's just a fucking nightmare, and I'm I'm trying to
a stream tomorrow afternoon and I'll explain it then if
you want to know other than that, We'll see you
next week for more tabless that's there or remember you
are in charge, Jay, and I can't end the stream, so.
Speaker 5: Peace out, bye, bye bye.
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