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Speaker 1: D Boys are back in town.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dead podcast, episode number three hundred and

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five five. This week we are talking about Raw August

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twenty third, two thousand and four, one of the legendary

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episodes where the Rock shows up and then he leaves

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for a long time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that is the thing that happens. Really, what

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the episode? Why we watched it? We didn't know that,

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I guess, But why we watched it was it, of course,

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the wedding from Helen, a wedding from hell with Cain

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and Lita and.

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Speaker 2: To Jerry with the pies.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they don't know about that yet. They don't understand

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that yet. They'll understand that soon, though, very soon, they'll understand.

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Speaker 2: That before to Jerry gets the pies. We have some updates.

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Watch this on the Patreon FBI versus Danny Doring and

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Amish Roadkill WWF Mass Square Garden Dark.

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Speaker 1: Match Yes two thousand and one. ECW is fucking dead

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and Paul Hayman's trying to get his boys a jaw

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or is he brother because the story goes that Haymond

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told him to go have a ECW style match and

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the dark Match to get some jobs, and they Uh, well,

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they got in trouble for it. So you can check

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out all that went out how that went to excuse

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me on the Patreon right now. It's in the five

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dollar and above tier on patreon dot com. Slash Deadlock

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Speaker 2: For June was Bash of the Beach nineteen ninety six.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the the Hogan, the infamous nWo formation, the

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New World Organization brother the Hogan, turn the crab camera,

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Jim Duggan at his finest, great fucking psychosis, trying to

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break his tailbone business like a lot of I mean

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the Shark, who is a man like won an event

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Bash at the Beach ninety success. That is up in

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full form on the Patreon right now in the ten

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Speaker 2: James SGAs for July is UFC seven.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're back. We're back, motherfuckers. UFC continuing on here

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UFC seven we get a super fight, a new tournament.

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Who knows what stars will be made at UFC seven

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And UFC seven means we are right around the corner

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from UFC Ultimate Ultimate nineteen ninety five, which I'm very

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excited to watch as well. In the future. SOUFC seven

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for the month of July. Sign up you'll get that

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in all sixty two other episodes of SGHS Full Form

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Full Watch Alongs with the Boys up on the Patreon

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right now. If you haven't signed up before, you're missing

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a ton of content.

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Speaker 2: Only on the Patreon, a new retro sync is uploaded.

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It's WCW Nitro two thousand, San Francisco forty nine ers match.

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Speaker 1: Yes, if you don't think you know what that match is,

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you definitely have seen the booker t holding a picture

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of Scott Hall. That is what this is from. It

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was a match where there's four boxes on four poles.

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One of them has the World Championship and other ones

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have weapons and you can win the match by getting

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the box with the world title. A very Mario Party

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esque match that we looked into. That's the retro Sink,

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which Dave does every other week. He puts up a

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combination of the footage as well as our review from

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a previous retro and they are fantastic and there's a

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ton of them up there, so you should go check them.

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I think there was like ninety of them at this point.

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Fucking hell, that's in the ten dollars and above tier

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as well, So a lot for you to indulge in

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on the patriot.

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Speaker 2: DPW is holding the third annual Tag Festival event Sunday,

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July thirteenth and Durham, North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Love that Tag wrestling, God damn love that Tag wrestling.

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Speaker 2: The Workhorsemen and Violence Is Forever won the first two

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Tag Festival events, and they both return to this tournament

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and they win a second tournament. Or maybe the current

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Tag champions GYV can win the Tag Tournament this year.

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They came close last year they.

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Speaker 1: Were in the finals. They were the final two with

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the VIF.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe someone new it's a brand new world. Tickets

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available on dpwtax dot com, and of course you can

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watch on DPW on demand download the new app on iOS,

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Android and Roku tv just by searching DPW or DPW

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on Demand. DPW then heads to San Francisco for the

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DPW Prestige West Coast Pro Crossover Show CRUL Summer. We'll

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have lebron Cozone, the National Champion, Nicole Matthews, the Women's champion,

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Danny Luna. We'll have a lot of people out there,

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so be sure to check that event out. Tickets are

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available on dpwtix dot com if you are in the

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San Francisco area, and of course you can find the

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event on DPW on demand soon after airing. Then DPW

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heads to Jersey City, New Jersey on August tenac for

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Beast Coast World Champion Adam Priest will defend his title

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against the man who Never lost It, Jake Something. Big Match,

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Big Fight Feel tickets are available right now DPW t

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x dot com, Get them quick. Last time we went there,

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we sold out, so I imagine that happens again, So be

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sure to get your tickets as soon as possible. And

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of course you can watch it on DPW on demand.

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Speaker 1: Everything is on there.

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Speaker 2: Get in or get the fuck out. All right now,

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it is time for the Patreon shoutouts segment.

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Speaker 1: Here we fucking go. Who's who's about to make history?

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Who's gonna make me laugh today? James? Where's the funny

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man at?

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Speaker 2: Where are all the regular people at? I guess we'll

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see when we start in the five Dollars Tier, Jonah Murphy,

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Val The Venus fly Trap, Ate my ass Photos Synthesis style.

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You have a big mouth to John China, and nothing

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would please me more than to overdrive your mouth with

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my ass.

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Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?

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Speaker 2: Godfather? Scott Hall be like, you want a who peppered

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with gunfire? Like the movie Chase Richard's son son Richard

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Chase Richard Chase yes son, Son's step son, Chase Richard's son.

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We know.

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Speaker 1: Get it?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Johnny, I think it's awesome that you like fish food.

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It's my favorite ice cream flavor ever. Anyways, I like

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Chase Richard's son, Holy Mother. Dylan Bentley is broken.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, love the pod.

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Speaker 2: Fuck you, Johnny, like your channel funk off Cornelius longway evil.

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Scott Steiner be like, I don't even have a Madge tonight,

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but I'm still playing the guitar because I have nothing

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else to do. What am I gonna do? Sammy kat

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Bottom shelf Zaza got me feeling like no Beard amage roadkill.

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Speaker 1: That sucks.

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Speaker 2: Smoking that Zaza and watching Violence Is Forever Versus Matt

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Tremont and Marcus Mathers.

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Speaker 1: What a fucking great match that was? It was fantastic,

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Like it's one of my favorite matches we've had.

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Speaker 2: Someone tell two K, it's not too late to add

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the DLC for doctor Bunsen a honey dude and Beaker

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as managers.

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Speaker 1: You kind of fucking talking some crazy shit right there.

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Speaker 2: I like that, dude. Imagine if the camera like you

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activated a payback and the cameras zoomed in crazy like

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right by the ring and you grab that shit from Beaker.

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Speaker 1: The goddamn Beaker from Beaker.

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Speaker 2: That'd be pretty nuts.

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Speaker 1: That'd be awesome. I'd pay a heavy amount for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he can help my team of Tyrese Hallie Burton,

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Jalen Brunston and two K Battlegrounds Damnian a little Yeah,

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that's what they need to do, is Damian Lillard from

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Battlegrounds with Doctor Bunsenatti doing Beaker. Make that DLC pack. Now,

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this is a my faction dream if I've ever heard

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one ten dollars tier Goblin mode. Is this your deal?

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Cody Putov Ty Harvey, Johnny Sharded my pants? Oh God,

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please help, Shannon, Joshua Shower, Jake Fernaro's cash Inferno.

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Speaker 1: Why is it fucking wrint like that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Did Tony just like he really likes this guy?

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You have like deadlock font as your name.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what the hell?

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Speaker 2: Trey Goodman, Wildheart, c h I yeah, Kanti new Sally Mata,

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on rostage twenty four. Sorry, Johnny Colts fan here again

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looking to buy low on ar rookie cards. Is now

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a good time for me to chase dude Richard's son.

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Speaker 1: I hope, oh, I hope you never make it out

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of any playoffs ever again in your life.

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Speaker 2: Sean Keene, toilet brush, Andrew Daniels, Isaiah Alford. It's Corvid

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and fuck you, Johnny. I just wanted to celebrate Deadlock

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three hundred and you insulted me. You love sponge head

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ass jar boner what I do?

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Speaker 1: Fuck you? First of all, you deserve it.

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Speaker 2: That post diarrhea calm, that's awesome, dude, Yeah, I mean

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throwing up and then just sitting there for a second afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's like, wow, I mean, just blowing out your

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Speaker 2: It go sometimes, aria is just throwing up out your ass.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, Holy fucking shit.

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Speaker 2: Ninety four A does Rick Flair keep coming to your

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restaurant and shitting himself? Man has ship himself like six

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times this year. Drunk is fucking bars. I am the

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massa hero Shono of jerking my peanuts. King of the

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Streets eleven, Buddy.

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Speaker 1: We found the first one recently.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to throw Chase Richard's son off the

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Patreon yet? Kigfucker's David Greson. A lot of you guys

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are afraid to moan, but I'd be in my girl's

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ear like that boy is bound.

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Speaker 1: That's nuts.

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Speaker 1: We can't do it right now, but we can do

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it next month. August tenth.

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Speaker 2: It's me, It's me. James sucks Beloney. I hosted a

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wrestling panel at a Furry convention and my first owner's

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name was Chase Richard's son.

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Speaker 1: I hope it was a bad time. Low attendance.

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Speaker 2: Jeremiah Tatum, doctor Cool, Hey Johnny, you don't suck.

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Speaker 1: Finally, thank you, on opposite day. Okay, you could die.

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Speaker 2: Look here, look listen, mama, there goes that man, young blood.

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My dad always warned me not to jacket too often.

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He always said, don't chafe your Richard Son Boom City

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order is a chicken Rogan John and a pulse rice.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh don't.

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Speaker 2: Go drinking salacious bee crumb. Yeah, Johnny's number one fan,

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Aarones he doesn't Smeal has the heart of gold and

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deserves praise and kindness. You assholes.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you Aaron, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Buddy Arbiter from Halo three wearing a gold chain and

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boot cut jeans.

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 2: What about the rock from the Scorpion King wearing the

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boot cut jeans. You should watch the show later, whit

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Speaker 1: Those are guys right there, one of them, just the one.

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Speaker 2: Marcus Barrow, Jerry Lawler, I was gonna call hi, Johnny Lawler.

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Jerry Lawler going yeah, fat wet back bumps after crushing

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Bojo subremes. Richard Dressler, Hey, it's me TNA's Black Rain

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with Misty the Arctic Fox aka the Big Silver One. Hey,

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Sam Croft ps two hump in the xbox.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: I thought Deadlock was a softcore porno podcast. It's not,

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but I'm still gonna jerk it.

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Speaker 1: That's the luck.

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Speaker 2: Cameron Johnson, Tom Hey, Johnny, I'm ghost face from screen

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and I'm in your house and I'm ready to kill you.

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Any recommendations for scary movies while I wait, uh no,

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get out of my house. Peachey Mullins, Joseph Machado. My

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Finish is a four fifties splash while I'm shitting coming

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dad's work on MythBusters b Bullet. They call me Nixon

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the way I make her gates water. David Johnson, kwality

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into RAW for August twenty third,

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two thousand and four.

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Speaker 1: There's my life in a box. My life is constantly

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in a box, and it's always about the drugs as well,

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because it's actually not life in the box anymore.

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Speaker 3: Its the drugs.

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Speaker 1: The drugs, about the fucking drugs. But what it's awsome

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about is some goddamn Wrestling Observer newsletter, which we will

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talk about right now because we got to see what

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was going on in wrestling at the time. How can

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we really tell you more about this RAW unless you

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know the scope of the scene at the time, especially

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miss important piece of news I have here from the

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Observer August twenty third, two thousand and four, with the

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we ready to roll out it's twenty four to seven

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television concept. Perhaps it's the most valuable nostalgia commodity. Hulk

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Hogan may have his matches tied up in a legal

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chokehold at to the recent court case that Marvel Characters

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has filed against WWE, they've added a second case against

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Terry Bolea, claiming trademark infringement and asking for one hundred

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thousand dollars. Meltzer says it has noted before. In either

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nineteen eighty four or eighty five, depending on which side

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you believe, the WF and Marvel Entertainment Group had a

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twenty year agreement where the company would have the rights

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to use Hulk name under certain provisions. So somewhere in

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here Marvel at some point there's a lot of fucking

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to this article. But Marvel at some point just ceased

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and assist WWE again like in recent days and says, hey,

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you can't use hook it anymore. And they said, hey,

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we have this fucking deal. So the argument is whether

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or not the deal is still going or not.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they went after the two top acts and wrestling.

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They went after Hulk Hogan and the CZW Ironman Championship.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that was the Ironman title one? Because I was

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working for CCW when that happened, so that was like

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such a weird one. I think it was uh, I

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think it was Callahan, Sammy Callahan I think had the

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title at the time, and like the Iron Man title

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was around four years at that point. Like this wasn't

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until like twenty ten that Marvel had an issue. I

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don't know if it was because Iron Man, like the

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Iron Man movies maybe popped off. Oh yeah, around the time.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, oh eight, you're right, Yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So like maybe they were just like fuck it,

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like we're going after anything and everything iron Man, like

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we get into our body and of course, or maybe

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they heard that Zandig sold the company to DJ Hide

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and the only funck with Zandig, so they said, oh,

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fuck fucking DJ Hide, We're getting Turnman shit out J Hyde.

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Speaker 2: That's what.

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Speaker 1: They Or maybe they're just really pro the dig.

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Speaker 2: They're lucky that Hulk Cogan didn't have the Booty Man

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just be Bruce Banner or something. Yeah, like that's Bruce Banner,

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the baby Man.

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Speaker 1: That would be fucking awesome. And really, I bet if

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you asked hul Cogan, he's the name of the Hulk.

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And he also said his original idea was he wanted

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to be big and green. That never changed. Yes, yes, yes.

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twice been asked, most recently for the July fifth raw

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in Winnipeg to come in and do a quick TV

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angle leading to put an ort and over. He's declined

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both times, feeling that doing a three minute squashed on

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television isn't good for his indie business. This is a worker.

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Speaker 2: I have a guy that could do it, and he

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would do it better. Bilvis Wesley, thank you very much.

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I'd love to do a job. Mister McMahon, ohly, shit, honkey.

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Speaker 1: Have Bilvis Wesley go out there and he's just they

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call him the honky talk man. Don't act like it's

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any different.

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Speaker 2: It's like fake razor and fake diesel and Bruce Banner.

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That was a real person, the Banner.

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Speaker 1: Right, of course. From The Observer, August twenty fifth, two

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thousand and four, Bam Bam Bigelow has opened a Bam

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Bam Bigelo Deli in Hamlin, PA. He said he was

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retiring a few weeks ago, but now says he might

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still wrestle on small shows, but won't be taking any

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more big bumps, table bumps or chair shots. He said

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it's the choice of giving up wrestling and having a

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chance to heal up and be healthy or continue to

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wrestle and wind up as a cripple. James, if you like,

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we're going to a Bam Bam Bigelo DELI like, what

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would you would you order? If you went there?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'd walk up to the counter. I'd say, where's

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Bam bam Bigelo? Bring him to me? Bam bam. Bigelow

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would come up and I'd say, hello, sir, let me

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get one Bam bam Bigelow hamburger? Please?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sir, this is del You don't have hamburgers. And

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then he proceeds to stick his thumb in the meat

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slicer and quit. I'm over this shit already, Jason.

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Speaker 2: Please do not talk to me like that.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm walking in behind James and asking for the

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bab Bigelow ham. Yeah? Can you? Can you get Mike the.

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Speaker 2: Hey? Tell Mike I want it done all the way, sir,

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this is not Jersey, Mike's what the fuck is this place? Hamburgers? No, Mike?

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Speaker 1: Uh? And last two things here? Or are a couple

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guys got some heat backstage? W w E I love

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when this happens. W W News. Both Hide and Reich

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and Renee Dupree Oh no problems that weekend house shows

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Hide and Reich was frustrated with the match with Scotty

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Too Hottie in Bakersfield. He was mad about Scotty missing

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a spot during his comeback, but Heid and Rech took

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the bump anyway and it looked like hell. He Rech

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got back up and was hit with a dropkick, took

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a second bump and got a fuming not so much Scotty,

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but just about the blown spot. He went crazy in

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the ring. At first, Hayman and referee Jimmy Corderos tried

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to calm him down, but he was screaming in front

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of people. Hayman pulled him backstage and again went to

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calm him down, but even after Hayman talked to him,

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he started tearing up backstage and punching himself in the head.

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but he didn't listen and started banging his head into

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lockers and ran screaming out the door into the parking lot,

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where he did calm down. He did come back and

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talked with Hyman and Arna Anderson, and he was okay

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by that point. I mean, I'm react.

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Speaker 2: Calm down, Calm down to see a broad ass man

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run into the park got and slam his head into

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the wall. Okay, well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, chocolate all over his face.

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Speaker 2: That's gimmick.

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Speaker 3: Hey, a giant chocolate bars like gear on the chocolate bar.

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Speaker 2: He missed a drop gig spot with Scotty too hoty,

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so he ran into the parking lot and ran his head.

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Speaker 3: Into the wall.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And also, as we mentioned, Rendu Prix got some heat.

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There was heat on decree for stinking up a match

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with Charlie Hass with too much stalling in comedy, and

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he did call the match. He was mad at being

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fined recently. Plus you don't have to be a genius

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to see his star falling fast, Meltzer says, for reasons

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nobody really could answer, there was a spot to Prex

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was told not to do. Meltzer says, I believe it

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was his French dance, which is his trademark spot. Yeah,

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I'm the Frenchman French right, But they feel people now

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cheer when he does it, so he shouldn't be doing it. Anyway,

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He did it and ended up being fined for it.

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When Vince asked at a meeting if Dupre had an attitude. Uh,

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and if you understand the way people react from a

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proclamation from God and that company people are looking for

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examples to prove Vince was right.

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that this guy went out there,

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did the French tickler came back chocolate on his face.

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Speaker 1: To the parking lot and and Spike Dudley told him

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to chill out. No, it's not. This is this is

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how the fucking dirt she's get fucked here.

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Speaker 3: Those are the rumors.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get all the rooms in the dirt. She's

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really like this jams.

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Speaker 3: That's why the companies of shape it is.

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Speaker 2: I think it's so good for this company. Right now.

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Speaker 3: I thought, You've got French tickler guy out there dancing

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and people are laughing and cheering.

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Speaker 2: People are laughing, having a good time. Cut that ship out.

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Stop doing that. We can turn your face or we

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can fire.

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Speaker 1: You get them here, man, fire you actually if you

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want to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Renadi Prieze getting good reactions and people are

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having a good time washing, I'm just going to fire

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that mother. Are you.

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Speaker 3: A loser? Leaves town match? I'm sorry you got here.

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Speaker 1: You got my flight after that, No lost. Get the

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fuck out here, man Hard and get the fuck out.

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Speaker 2: Email me.

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Speaker 3: Ever, you stopped doing that dance right now?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Well, that is it for the Observer portion of the show.

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Now time to talk about WWE Monday Night Row, August

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twenty third, two thousand and four.

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Speaker 2: All right, so we start with a code open here.

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This is the week after Triple H betrayed Randy Orton

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and Evolution kicked him out.

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Speaker 1: So last Monday, Jarrison Evolution just shaved the twenty four

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year old champions Backshide because I guess they helped them

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win the match on that show and against Benoir. Yes,

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that's right. Well I'm guessing it was a SummerSlam rematch.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was SummerSlam rematch, and then Evolution cost him

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or Evolution costs beIN wa the match again.

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Speaker 1: Right, So they celebrate with Orton. Batista picks Orton up

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on his shoulders. They do the thumbs down and then

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the music picks up. I mean in this video it's

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like horror movie style, Like, I don't we've asked for

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this song before. I think we got it to it's the.

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Speaker 3: It's the same music that they use for when Vince

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announces the nWo is coming in.

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Speaker 2: Us a lot to do the same music from when

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he and Reich went backstage and ran instead.

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Speaker 1: Of the WO the wall bubble walks up, So that's

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the music they used to hear for this. And then

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of course they turn on Randy Orton and what what

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is the twenty four year old gonna do? That is

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the theme of the show. What is the twenty four

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year old going to do?

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Speaker 2: Well? Tonight? Randy Orton sleeps on the mat with the title.

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Speaker 1: The whole show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they showed that a lot. I thought that was

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a pretty interesting way to uh hype that up.

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Speaker 1: They like showing them laid out to have the title

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laying over them, and it was a cool look.

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Speaker 2: Edge versus Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental title is on

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this show. And of course the main event of the evening,

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Cain gets married to Leda.

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Speaker 1: The Wedding from Hell shonov a bitch, The.

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Speaker 3: Wedding from Hell. They also call this the one of

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the most unusual, unpredictable episodes of Monday Naira ever.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so they show the Wedding from Healthy and

467
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it's a wedding invitation graphic and specifically it says Cain

468
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:08,079
requests your presence for his marriage to lead it tonight.

469
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So Cain sent these out goes the sentiment.

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Speaker 3: The wedding invitation. It's pretty good. I like the little invitation,

471
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the fonte.

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Speaker 2: Sean Caine's like putting together a lot of stuff on

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his computer.

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Speaker 1: He's I mean, he's actually really good at the that

475
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he's using Premiere. He's just a photoshop. He must have

476
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got that great of cloud.

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Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to talk about this before we get

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into this show. Two thousand and four is a bad

479
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year for all that's true.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like if this show or any other two

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thousand and four show we watched, like I mean, we

482
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watched the one just before this, Like these are we're

483
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not getting any great matches.

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Speaker 2: You guys have to understand how fucking awesome two thousand

485
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and four was. To really understand what I'm saying here,

486
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,039
I thought maybe I would have run down a couple

487
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:54,920
of things that were happening in two thousand and four

488
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that were way way better than this.

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Speaker 1: Show, Like stuff you could be enjoy other than this, Right, Like, what.

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Speaker 2: Are my options in two thousand and four? Right, compared

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to look watching rob because you know before that wasn't

492
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a problem. Shit was dope. Shit was always happening. You

493
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,640
had Stone Cold, The Rock Kiels and four Hits. The

494
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:23,160
Rock's Gone, Stone Cold Gone Evolution is killing everyone on

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this show. But if you look outside of that, two

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thousand and four shit was fucking awesome. Because two thousand

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and four video games. I'm just gonna name a few

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here just so you guys can get an idea here,

499
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so ridiculous. Halo two came out in two thousand and four,

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Half Life two, Grand Theft, Auto San Andreas, Metal Gear

501
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Solo three, Snake Eater, Fucking Metroid Prime two, The SIMS two,

502
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,880
critically acclaimed the best SIMS game, Fable the First Far

503
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:59,279
cry Tony Hawk, Underground two, Deaf Jam Fight for New York. Like, dude, damn,

504
00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:03,480
that's nice, Heavy Strike Source. I mean, these are just

505
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games that I literally they're right here on the top

506
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of this search. If I looked even further, there's probably

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even more. That's just the video games, all right. Let's look.

508
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Let's look at the NBA. Let's look at the NBA.

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The NBA we were watching in two thousand and four,

510
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we were watching Alan Iverson, Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, Tim Duncan,

511
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Tim Duncan.

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Speaker 1: There's a cane angle at the end of this Cain,

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So you could.

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Speaker 2: Have been playing Halo two or you could be watching Cain.

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Speaker 1: Caine's in a big angle here. He's like, this is

516
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like a top angle him in. Matt Already.

517
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Speaker 2: We look at the NFL like, don't even get me started.

518
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Speaker 5: On two thousand and Dania Thomlinson was running everywhere, man,

519
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,119
are you kidding me? Terrell Owens, his Ward Moosen, Muhammad

520
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,240
the Panthers. Hey, we had a fucking championship contender Team

521
00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:56,599
Julius Peppers.

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Speaker 1: Thoughts are the tag champs?

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Speaker 2: Dude? Toonami was aaron you you Hockey show, Dragon Ball GT,

524
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Dragon Ball Z, Justice League Unlimited teen Titans, and you

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want me to watch.

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Speaker 3: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: I mean they just had no chance as a as

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a kid here in two thousand and four. I was

529
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I was eleven years old in two thousand and four,

530
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and you wanted me to watch kin instead of Justice

531
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League Unlimited. It's Dragon Ball GT. Dude. Yeah, I'm just

532
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,200
no fucking chance. Are you kidding me? Super Saiyan four

533
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,559
and you won't. I'm watching Kane. Super Saiyan four is happening.

534
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I'm watching Kine. I don't. Like, there's just no fucking way,

535
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,200
Like Barry Bonds is still like thirteen All Star Games,

536
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,279
and you want me to watch Kine. It's just not happening, man.

537
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So I just thought maybe i'd get that out there,

538
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you know, just to give you guys an idea of

539
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the world and how things are back then.

540
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Speaker 1: No, that's I like that. That's a good seg Yeah,

541
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the world as Raw turns.

542
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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, just what a great era like for anything,

543
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,839
but wwe.

544
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Speaker 1: I mean this puts this whole show in a whole

545
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,519
different light for me. I gotta be honest with you.

546
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Speaker 2: I just I just wanted to make sure everyone kind

547
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:18,680
of got the idea what was going on in two

548
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,200
thousand and four.

549
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Speaker 1: Putting the listener in that bubble though, it is perfect

550
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,640
for this episode.

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Speaker 2: So we start off this raw with the diva search

552
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,039
town Hall.

553
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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.

554
00:31:27,359 --> 00:31:29,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was confused until I saw the Spike logo

555
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,640
and I and I thought, well, this probably makes.

556
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Speaker 1: Sense because they were doing a mad push for like Men.

557
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:40,079
Speaker 2: Right, So the idea was like raunchy TV. That's right

558
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:44,880
for men only. Yeah, so starting with the Diva Search

559
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,839
town hall and then giving it twenty five minutes at

560
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,240
the start of the show with no wrestling was a

561
00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:51,640
good idea in two thousand and four.

562
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Speaker 1: To them, you had a great point. Actually, I don't

563
00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:55,839
meant to hold us off from fucking getting into the

564
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,160
review door. If ECW had to survive just two more years, like,

565
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:03,000
they would have been exactly what Spike TV wanted.

566
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's so weird to think about. But

567
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I know ECW was pretty much Taylor made to be

568
00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:13,880
on a man's network like that. Yes, and it kind

569
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,920
of feels like they get more so than this shit

570
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:18,000
got killed before they should have.

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Speaker 1: In that sense, they threw them the hell off the air.

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Speaker 2: They would have wanted them on TV saying pig fucker.

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Speaker 1: You know, of course, Oh my god, I can't imagine

574
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,039
what they would have got away with, honestly. So it's

575
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starting to show off with the raw Diva Search was

576
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pretty It's not what I was expecting, But I once

577
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we get into the nitty gritty here, I understood, Okay,

578
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,920
this is why they started it off like this. So

579
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they have the Diva Search contestants come out and immediately

580
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Jerry Lawler says, bikinties of right. So Coach is standing

581
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in the ring. He's the host of this, and he says,

582
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,359
when you are eliminated, you'll be asked to leave the

583
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,599
ring and the arena. Now, these are just six girls

584
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:02,079
in bikinis here. So like they they get immediately ejected

585
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from the area.

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Speaker 3: You got your bags packed for you, get the hell

587
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out of here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah off, we said, loser, least down here, get out

589
00:33:10,839 --> 00:33:14,880
of the ring. Dude, they got fucking Mimi Weber in this.

590
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: Dude, he could not believe that Mimi Weber was in

591
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,880
the ring. So it was Christy Hemy, it was Joy Giovanni, Carmela,

592
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Maria Tracy.

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Speaker 3: Carmela is a different Carmela, Not that Carmela you're thinking.

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00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: Of, right, correct, different Carmelo.

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Speaker 2: O G yeah, right, O G Carmela. Carmela Number one.

596
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Speaker 3: Came.

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Speaker 1: So Coach opens up the envelope and he's going to

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read who is eliminated this week?

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Speaker 2: And it's super awkward, by the way. So they bring

600
00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:51,680
out all the girls and they're just kind of standing

601
00:33:51,759 --> 00:33:55,599
there and then Coach just says, all right, you're eliminated.

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Speaker 1: Tracy is eliminated, and Tracy, who I guess I didn't

603
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,559
like tell her like you should probably like act sad

604
00:34:02,839 --> 00:34:06,200
or like feel disappointed here. Tracy then starts celebrating.

605
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Speaker 2: I mean, it is horrible being associated with the w

606
00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:14,000
W In two thousand and four, Kane is main eventing

607
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:23,039
wrong to anymore esboy cheerleader.

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Speaker 1: Let you go, dude, I love the idea that he

609
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:32,199
is the opposite. Yes, and like she's fucking in the

610
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,320
ring celebrating, Willa says, oh, I can't believe it, and

611
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:39,079
Tracy can't believe it either. Tracy big smile on her face,

612
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:43,119
hugging everybody. Oh, she doesn't even know how to act.

613
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,440
This was so funny because like coach announces.

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Speaker 2: He guys, Tracy, you're eliminated, and.

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Speaker 3: Tracy just.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Maria, let's see you later. And in the background,

617
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will they open.

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Speaker 3: The lost dude? Alter Bridge kicked off.

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Speaker 2: I was like, holy, will they.

620
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Speaker 1: Dude?

621
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Speaker 3: For some reason, I thought it was Creed. I was like,

622
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:17,480
oh shit, Creed's playing right now with all fun open dude, Toddy.

623
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Speaker 2: I have three bands in my head. I said, it's

624
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:24,840
either nicking back, fucking Creed or alter Bridge because they

625
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,320
used alter Bridge the whole year here.

626
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Speaker 1: I love alter Bridge. Dude. Yeah, I think it's just

627
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,159
got it or is no, Sorry, he doesn't have it yet.

628
00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:36,079
He's going to get it soon though, yes he will.

629
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Speaker 3: Dude, it doesn't This song doesn't make any sense in

630
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,079
context either. By the way, we are Oh no, yeah,

631
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,880
you got started. We're not well and I'm out of here.

632
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,599
Speaker 2: They just started playing rock music, Doddy, will they open?

633
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 3: It was so funny. She's jumping around all happen She's

634
00:35:52,519 --> 00:35:53,880
fired from there.

635
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: Oh, she's smiling everybody. Damn that was fun I'm head

636
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,679
out of here. This feels like a skit like this

637
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,639
literally feels like a skit, like a comedy skit or something.

638
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,119
Speaker 1: It definitely they lost control of it very quickly. They

639
00:36:07,159 --> 00:36:08,880
lose control of this whole segment very quickly.

640
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,639
Speaker 2: Actually, there was no bringing it back around either. It

641
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,440
was just it was just watching a train wreck that

642
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,440
keeps going and going. You're like, there's no way this

643
00:36:17,559 --> 00:36:19,599
thing still has more cabs attached to the end of it.

644
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:27,519
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is twenty five minutes. There's JITs. It

645
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:30,280
is so Coach says, it's obviously down to five and

646
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,079
each and every week you have an assignment that we

647
00:36:32,159 --> 00:36:34,000
ask you to do. But since I run this part

648
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,239
of the show, let's do it right now. Well, your

649
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,039
assignment is something you've been wanting to do all since

650
00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,760
you all started. Each and every one of you will

651
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,639
get two minutes to tell the coach how great I

652
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,719
really am. And he thinks about it for a second, says,

653
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,199
you know what, how about two minutes isn't long enough.

654
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,360
Instead of two minutes, let's make it five minutes. If

655
00:36:53,440 --> 00:37:07,480
you're some man. Rock The Rock comes out, white tank top,

656
00:37:08,119 --> 00:37:15,599
extremely baggy, jeans, cut right, yes, glasses on, big fucking pop.

657
00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:24,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, beear jeans, Tim's beard rocky.

658
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,519
Speaker 1: And for those that don't know, because I didn't know

659
00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:31,000
until I looked it up, this is The Rock's last

660
00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:35,199
appearance for years. He's done his contract before he.

661
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 3: Comes like, he comes back and does the John Cena

662
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:37,920
stuff after.

663
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 2: Right, That's the next thing I didn't know when I

664
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,480
watched this, by the way, that The Rock hasn't been

665
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:43,280
here in a while.

666
00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been sporadic here too, right, yeah.

667
00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he he isn't showing a weekly walking tall

668
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,559
had just come out in April, so he's been filming

669
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:54,320
that and doing press for that and things like that.

670
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,039
I wrote down here that this is an insane look

671
00:37:58,119 --> 00:38:00,840
for the Rock, and I wrote down that he has

672
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,320
to be leaving like soon. I was like, there's no

673
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,000
way he comes out here and eat her jeans and

674
00:38:05,079 --> 00:38:07,280
tims and he's staying in the w W.

675
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: E there getting rid of him a sound. You're so right.

676
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,760
The Rocks contract with w W then ended and he

677
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,320
started his full time acting career.

678
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just had to get out of here.

679
00:38:16,519 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was done, dude.

680
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 3: I guess the last time he wrestled was that WrestleMania.

681
00:38:20,639 --> 00:38:21,079
Speaker 2: Is that right.

682
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 3: Evolution match? Yeah? Wow, that's crazy. Oh, I was gonna

683
00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:29,320
mention also, the Rock is out here and he's he's

684
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,280
doing his pose and everything so long that it gets

685
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,840
to one part in the CD when it says the

686
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,159
Rock says he's gonna take your little CD. Dust it off,

687
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:36,400
turn out side of a bit Saturdays, it take a

688
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,239
start up yet. Yes, yeah, it's in the song.

689
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: Dude. I caught that too.

690
00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 2: I was.

691
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 1: It was he's in the ring going for his ship

692
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,000
and just he's insulting everybody in the song. Like I

693
00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:51,199
didn't know that part was actually like a part of

694
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,559
the song they used that w.

695
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Speaker 2: It was for this There's no way it is.

696
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 3: There's no way they pulled that. They had to like

697
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,280
pull that song from the CD because there's no way

698
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,039
they used that ever.

699
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 2: I was so confused when I heard it because I

700
00:39:01,519 --> 00:39:04,559
thought it was rock in the ring like saying something

701
00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:05,159
to somebody.

702
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: He was just saying it, like into the crowds, talking

703
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,000
to Carmelo. I want to take the CD dust it

704
00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:15,280
off straight up, your kid.

705
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean I don't. I don't even know if

706
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,840
I've ever heard that in arena before me.

707
00:39:20,199 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: No, it could just be like maybe like I just

708
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:24,920
didn't remember it.

709
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 3: I didn't realize, but I don't think they ever did.

710
00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:29,400
I always loved him, like riffing on his song though

711
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,519
randomly just me.

712
00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 1: Too well, dude, that U what is it? The music

713
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,440
Volume five where like it's him and a pie on

714
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:37,840
the cover, and like in between every song is him

715
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:38,360
talking shit.

716
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:40,639
Speaker 2: Dude, Him with the pie on the cover is a

717
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,599
legendary cover.

718
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:49,159
Speaker 1: It's fucking so awesome raised pie just before that happened,

719
00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:51,119
by the way, Tony when the rock got on the

720
00:39:51,159 --> 00:39:54,159
apron and does his first pose, he like he starts

721
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,920
stroking his arm to say like he has goose but

722
00:39:57,159 --> 00:39:59,360
Jerry Lawler definitely funny.

723
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 4: He was like stroking his and he says, like dude,

724
00:40:08,679 --> 00:40:11,280
he does he does the cheet up the Superman buns

725
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,719
for the goose bumps, and he was jerking off and said.

726
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: This mag goosebumps on command whenever he feels like it.

727
00:40:19,599 --> 00:40:20,320
That's pretty crazy.

728
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 1: So the Rock gets on the mic and he says,

729
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,840
you come out here, coach, and you run your mouth

730
00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:27,360
and say they have five minutes to talk about the coach. Well,

731
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,000
the Rock says, you got five seconds to get down

732
00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:31,800
of the ring before the Rock gives you the s

733
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,679
whipping of a lifetime. Crowd fucking pops. Rock starts to

734
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,880
countdown from five on his hand and he gets down

735
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,719
to like one and them coach powders, And now it

736
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,960
is time for the Rock to make sure this segment

737
00:40:44,079 --> 00:40:44,639
goes along.

738
00:40:45,599 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 2: He's testing out his set.

739
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: He's trying to show some chops before he goes in

740
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:52,760
films Iron Man three.

741
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:56,079
Speaker 2: He's got a big string of comedy movies coming up.

742
00:40:56,119 --> 00:40:57,559
He wants to make sure he can hit all.

743
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: Of rock Uh. Rock looks at the divas and he's

744
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,079
standing there, and of course he adjusts his jeans cock

745
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:16,760
style and says, hello, Mama's he pops, dude, calm down, King,

746
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:34,920
he poxes and he goes rocks the rock. Rock says this,

747
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,000
everybody's looking fine, looking beautiful, and the Rock knows what

748
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:40,840
you're thinking. You're thinking, damn, look at the rock, and

749
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,880
you're also thinking, I am getting so wet. No, no, no, no,

750
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:47,119
you know with perspiration because the hot lights.

751
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 2: The first time he popped off the wet with perspiration

752
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,039
line was a moment in rock history. Yes, I mean

753
00:41:54,159 --> 00:41:56,039
like that was he was a little crazy.

754
00:41:56,559 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, here was a little nuts. Some of the divas

755
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,119
didn't know that he was about to stay with perspiration.

756
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:06,679
They started laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.

757
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: Cool, an't it. You know, I was fucking inappropriate ladies.

758
00:42:14,559 --> 00:42:16,519
So Rock says, you guys should be excited because you

759
00:42:16,559 --> 00:42:18,239
have the chance to become a raw diva, and becoming

760
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,639
a raw diva is the best job in the world,

761
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:22,920
one of the best jobs in the world.

762
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,559
Speaker 3: That was so weird, like back backpedal immediately an okay job,

763
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,280
maybe like the second bed, I don't know, maybe it's

764
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,519
all right job. You like it, right, what's the deal?

765
00:42:33,639 --> 00:42:37,519
You like this job? It's like looking at a validation dude.

766
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lily and being a rall diva. How you doing?

767
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,840
Is he big fellow? I'm getting okay?

768
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 3: All right? Hey what just happens? I was like I

769
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,719
was thinking in my head.

770
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that was very nice of them

771
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,679
to get Lilian's the screen time.

772
00:42:52,639 --> 00:43:00,639
Speaker 3: Whoa there, I should think he's both her pills before

773
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:01,159
I get out here.

774
00:43:01,199 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: Whoa? Thank you to JBL for the boner's juice.

775
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: Rock doesn't stop there. He says, well, Lilian wasn't always

776
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,440
a raw you know, she used to have a job.

777
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,360
She used to work a sperm bank.

778
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 3: He just stops there.

779
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 2: That's that's how my parents to talk about my sad. Yeah,

780
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,840
he used to have a job.

781
00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:33,199
Speaker 3: That's how my mom still talks get a real job, please.

782
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: She used to have a job. She used to work

783
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,119
at the sperm bank. And then everyone's like, oh, the

784
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,840
crowd doesn't even really know how to say, what are

785
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,519
you doing?

786
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this?

787
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.

788
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 3: Like the idea of the Rock coming in is like

789
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,280
a big baby face pop. Put this raw divus thing

790
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,800
over right, AND's not the idea like that's what you think.

791
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,159
Speaker 1: It was, probably because they knew this was Rock's last date,

792
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,360
so they said, ah, fucking just what you want. Just

793
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,960
put him in the open and maybe they'll stay for

794
00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,320
the rest of the show. Yeah, which I don't think happened,

795
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,320
by the way, But like, like James said, I thought,

796
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,239
I was like, oh, that's cool. He's fucking like poping Lilian.

797
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,119
Well he said, you like, you know, just Gina up

798
00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:12,119
like they no, fucking Lilian's here, that's cool. No, he says,

799
00:44:12,159 --> 00:44:13,400
she used to work in a sperm bank and she

800
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,519
got fired for drinking on the job. And then he says, no,

801
00:44:16,599 --> 00:44:17,880
I'm kidding just a little bit.

802
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:21,599
Speaker 2: No, I'm kid, I love you. I gotta why are

803
00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:22,239
you doing this?

804
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 3: Like, dude, she looks so caught off guard to her

805
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,199
face turns all red and stuff, and she like puts

806
00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:28,559
her head down like well, like it was.

807
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: It was.

808
00:44:29,159 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 2: It was a very cute moment at first, and then

809
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:32,920
he killed it.

810
00:44:33,079 --> 00:44:36,679
Speaker 1: Well, Rock says, who is Carmela and the crowd booze?

811
00:44:36,679 --> 00:44:39,599
Speaker 2: And he doesn't even know who these people are, dude.

812
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: James, I swear to God, unless I fucking heard this wrong,

813
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,960
Rock says, right after they says, I gotta tell you

814
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,559
I heard something. I haven't been watching the show, but

815
00:44:47,639 --> 00:44:50,480
everything in the bats told me that these girls hate dude.

816
00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:55,840
He said that watching this shitty as show, I mean, fucking.

817
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: You guys are competing with Halo two. Brian Dawkins, Julius

818
00:45:02,519 --> 00:45:09,199
Peppers like, what is active? And you want to talk

819
00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:11,559
about raw? Oh? You want to talk about raw?

820
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen this ship? Sims t is about

821
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:15,840
to come out?

822
00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:26,159
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I got my own? The Rock ex boxes.

823
00:45:23,079 --> 00:45:25,159
Speaker 2: That ship had just like popping off.

824
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:28,119
Speaker 1: So Rock says he hasn't watched the show, but he

825
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,719
heard everyone hates Carmela. And then Carmela mid Rock talking

826
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,639
to her, turns around and starts waving at the crowd,

827
00:45:34,039 --> 00:45:35,960
and Rock says, hey, hey, what the fuck?

828
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,159
Speaker 3: Look at the Rock truck the Rock show.

829
00:45:42,119 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: And Rock says, they tried to vote you off, but

830
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,480
you and the Rock have something in common. Eight years ago,

831
00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:47,480
they didn't want the Rock here, but the Rock stood out,

832
00:45:47,639 --> 00:45:49,639
and the Rock became the most electrifying man the world

833
00:45:49,679 --> 00:45:51,679
has ever seen. You gotta stick to your guns, You

834
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,599
gotta you gotta think your way. Is that what you think?

835
00:45:54,159 --> 00:45:56,519
And Carmela goes to talk and Rock says, that doesn't

836
00:45:56,559 --> 00:45:59,519
matter what you think. Okay, goddam got her.

837
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 2: God, yeah he.

838
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,679
Speaker 3: Hit over these new talent coming in. Yeah, that's good.

839
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,559
Speaker 2: He is bombing so hard in this segment. It's like

840
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:09,039
actually sucks to see.

841
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,519
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like worse than like Fruity Pebble's Rock.

842
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,199
Speaker 2: It's like, pretty this is pretty awful. Man. Yeah, he

843
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,960
was bombing really really bad. It was fine at first

844
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:22,320
when he came in, sure, but it very very quickly,

845
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,079
just fucking just fell off a cliff man and no

846
00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:27,159
one was stopping him, and he had twenty more.

847
00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:28,039
Speaker 3: Minutes due.

848
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: The thing is much time, by the way. I think

849
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:33,639
he just took his whatever he wanted.

850
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 3: No, probably, yeah, you're probably right. The thing with the

851
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,159
Rock here though, was like, uh, when he was doing

852
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,719
this stuff against Doubt Superstars, it was punching up, but

853
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,920
this is just like punching down and it just comes

854
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,159
off malicious, you know. So it's like, why why are

855
00:46:48,159 --> 00:46:49,719
you saying this ship? Like why you got it? Like

856
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,840
if you say it's triple ah, it's fine, but like

857
00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:54,199
these girls, like it doesn't matter what are you looking

858
00:46:54,199 --> 00:46:54,320
at it?

859
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 2: Get over here?

860
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,119
Speaker 1: Yeah you're fucking right there. That's a really good point.

861
00:46:57,159 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, him and Lilyan have a big unforgiven.

862
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: She's gonna be in being King two. So Rock says, okay,

863
00:47:08,199 --> 00:47:10,000
I had to say sorry. You know anyway, a couple

864
00:47:10,039 --> 00:47:11,800
of weeks ago, they sent me something. You guys were

865
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,360
asked to make ice cream cones, and I saw that,

866
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:25,320
and the truth is, I hate it all. You know

867
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,519
what a little ice.

868
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 6: Cream I'm wearing the story of Sergeant johnsonlet's and I

869
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:33,519
gotta tune into.

870
00:47:34,679 --> 00:47:36,119
Speaker 2: Talking about ice cream coat.

871
00:47:38,119 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: Rock says, you guys were asked to make ice cream

872
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,119
cones and I saw that, and the truth is that

873
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:44,320
was very entertaining. And then it gives them a very

874
00:47:47,039 --> 00:47:50,199
I heard it was really good. Then he gives them

875
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,719
a really serious look and says, no, no, it wasn't.

876
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,039
Because someone wants to see you eat ice cream. What

877
00:47:55,159 --> 00:47:57,599
the Rock wants to see and what the millions want

878
00:47:57,639 --> 00:48:00,920
to see. They want to see you eat something. They

879
00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:01,679
want to see you.

880
00:48:05,599 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 3: Right.

881
00:48:07,159 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it say pie on my arm here.

882
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,119
Speaker 2: Oh you just got him angry.

883
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:22,039
Speaker 1: Pussy written five times. They want to see you eat pie?

884
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,800
Is anyone Is there anyone in the back who bring

885
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:31,519
out some pie for the divas to Jerry's music. Yo

886
00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:35,320
ship here to Jerry, the Japanese buzz saw comes out

887
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,360
carrying pies. Now in like in real life to Jerry,

888
00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:41,960
like was told by the rock to stand backstage holding

889
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,079
a fucking the whole thing of pies and he's been

890
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:46,079
back there for fifteen minutes already.

891
00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:48,599
Speaker 3: No, I think that like the Rock because he said,

892
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,679
anybody bring out pies, So I'm assuming that like he

893
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,039
went just the guy standing there and they gave him the.

894
00:48:55,079 --> 00:48:59,559
Speaker 1: Pies to rock out Rock Music Rock showed up and

895
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:01,320
he hasn't.

896
00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 2: Watched the show a while. I hand picked who he

897
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,320
thought were the top guys on the show. Looks like

898
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,800
Jerry was one of the top guys. He's like, okay,

899
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,079
well I want to work with the top guys, so

900
00:49:09,159 --> 00:49:11,840
we'll have to Jerry. Rhyano ls.

901
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 3: This causes.

902
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 2: The big.

903
00:49:17,199 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 3: Baby Rocks, a big easy w fan. You know he

904
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:24,199
always loved sure Jerry and Rhino loved him.

905
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Well the Jerry comes out with the

906
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,320
pies and Rock dooring to Jury's entrance with the pie, says,

907
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,239
look at my man to Jerry bringing the pies like.

908
00:49:35,599 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 3: That was funny? Is how I gill in that dying.

909
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 6: That's my man to Jerry's bringing the springing the pies.

910
00:49:44,199 --> 00:49:45,840
He just has a whole plate of pies.

911
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: Jerry has a more literal sentence in their life. Look

912
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,719
at my man Jerry bringing up the pies, and he's

913
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,320
gonna be the hog.

914
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 3: Paper on paper. That's the funniest fucking thing they've ever

915
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:03,400
written down.

916
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:03,679
Speaker 2: Ever.

917
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 3: They had a bird eating and they all sat around

918
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,800
and thought that was look with pies.

919
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: That's get.

920
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 3: This music.

921
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: Rock also says we need a table, a pie table.

922
00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:25,400
I swear to god, I thought the Dudleys were coming.

923
00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:31,079
Speaker 3: That Bubba's busy, yelled at hiden Reich. He got time

924
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:31,639
to come out here.

925
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:36,159
Speaker 1: That's true, you're right. So Rock calls for a fucking table,

926
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,599
and he says, we're gonna have ourselves a good old

927
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:39,920
fashioned pie eating.

928
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 3: God, deest, what are you talking about.

929
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna give each of them twenty seconds to

930
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,199
eat pie. However you want to eat it. You could

931
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,239
eat it provocatively, you can eat it sexy.

932
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,119
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like I have any options.

933
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: Shove it up your ass.

934
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 3: You can fuck the pie. I don't get Christy said,

935
00:50:58,119 --> 00:51:01,519
maybe maybe they they did a movie America. But you

936
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:02,079
know that movie?

937
00:51:02,119 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: You heard that? So Rock starts listened off all the

938
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,719
pies and says, you know what before we get I

939
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,280
gotta know this. I've always wanted to ask you this.

940
00:51:12,599 --> 00:51:17,119
This is straight up a thing like the season.

941
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:27,639
Speaker 2: Wanted to ask to lead to cheerial on man, lead

942
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,679
to er you're.

943
00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:32,119
Speaker 3: Supposed to pick like Triple Ago, and then you get

944
00:51:32,159 --> 00:51:33,039
this funny story.

945
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to ask you this. The jury, the Jerry,

946
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,760
I want to know what's your favorite type of the

947
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,119
jury doesn't want to answer. The rocks him on and

948
00:51:43,199 --> 00:51:47,119
he's agm on and then to Jerry says, pood talk.

949
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 2: The Rock dabs him up. I like you talking about

950
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:01,679
that's my man?

951
00:52:07,079 --> 00:52:08,119
Speaker 3: He goes, what is.

952
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 2: We got a party?

953
00:52:17,559 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: Then Rock goes the hand I think it was Joi

954
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,400
Giovanni a pie and the guy behind the bucket camera

955
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,119
in the ring he's standing behind the camera. He says hardcam,

956
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,119
hard camera, hard face to hard camera, and Rock looks

957
00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:31,199
at him and says, huh on camera, Edie.

958
00:52:33,559 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 3: He's like, all this camera's on, okay.

959
00:52:35,559 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 1: So Vannie starts eating the pie with her fingers. Then

960
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,039
she starts cutting promo she's Rock. You know what I

961
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,480
like more than eating pie. I like to see Carmela

962
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:46,679
eat Crow. The crowd is immediately turning against So I

963
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,599
want to give the fans what they want, and I

964
00:52:48,679 --> 00:52:51,199
want to challenge you to a match w W style

965
00:52:51,599 --> 00:52:52,400
down in dirty.

966
00:52:53,119 --> 00:52:53,639
Speaker 3: I think this.

967
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,679
Speaker 2: I think the audience at this point like hates w W. E.

968
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,599
They're watching everything, They're booing everybody. They should be cheering,

969
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,559
like they just hate this.

970
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:08,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, So I mean, you're right, dude, like and this,

971
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,360
they got a whole set of this still like there's

972
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,519
we're not even close to done in this segment.

973
00:53:12,199 --> 00:53:14,679
Speaker 3: There at the beginning of the show. This is the opening.

974
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,599
Speaker 1: So Rock says, all right, time's up, and he gives

975
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:23,800
a h Mimi Weber a pie and he says, all right,

976
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,119
you don't have to talk, just the pie.

977
00:53:26,199 --> 00:53:28,119
Speaker 3: Do not say anything at all.

978
00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:31,559
Speaker 1: You don't gotta talk here. So Mimi Weber caets start

979
00:53:31,639 --> 00:53:33,679
looking the pie and Jr. And Commentaries are all there

980
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:39,400
you go, and Rock says, and damn, damn, she just

981
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,400
go to town on the thing.

982
00:53:40,639 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 2: When Mimi Weber gets the pie, j R. Says, oh,

983
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,599
I think she was in Toby Key Whiskey girl video.

984
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: Shut up?

985
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 2: What the hell is that Toby's Whiskey Girl video?

986
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,280
Speaker 1: Maybe she was in that, like Toby Keith the Whiskey

987
00:53:59,320 --> 00:53:59,840
Girl video.

988
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 2: We're not watching Toby Ke's a Whiskey Girl video. Alan

989
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:10,599
Iris is still in the league, all right, palhy fuck you.

990
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: So Carmela gets a pie. Crowd starts a boo. Carmela

991
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,880
then grabs a handful of pie and eats it and

992
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,920
then rubs all over her breasts and her arms, which

993
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,559
rubbing it on her arms gets to Jerry really fired up.

994
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:28,320
In the corner, Maria gets a pie. She puts some

995
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,760
of it on her nose and tries to lick it,

996
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,639
but she can't get to it, so she just uses

997
00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:34,159
her finger again. Rock points over to Jerry and says,

998
00:54:34,159 --> 00:54:37,000
look at the Jerry's say, freak, dude, what is happening

999
00:54:37,079 --> 00:54:40,039
on this show? Well? Rock gives Christy Hemi a pie.

1000
00:54:40,079 --> 00:54:42,480
The crowd pops and Rock says, she just whistled me.

1001
00:54:42,519 --> 00:54:44,800
I gotta talk, so I'm gonna let her talk.

1002
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 2: Why was there no commercial breaks during this thirty minute segment?

1003
00:54:48,559 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 1: It is a twenty five minute commercial lists opening segment.

1004
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,400
I've never seen the likes of this before in my life,

1005
00:54:57,079 --> 00:54:59,559
Like we've watched Attitude err segments that only went like

1006
00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:00,000
maybe tw.

1007
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,599
Speaker 2: They killed every match tonight with a commercial, and instead

1008
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:07,159
it was the twenty five minute opener, no commercial. Rock

1009
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,719
Diva searched down all.

1010
00:55:09,079 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: With the Jerry they needed it the Rock's last fucking appearance.

1011
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,920
So Christy hemy is on the mic and she says,

1012
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,920
you guys can see my bud's hungry, and Jerry Lawler

1013
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:24,199
says what Christy said, It's been munching my panties all night,

1014
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,679
so I'm gonna feed it. So she puts the pile

1015
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,440
on the mat and then sits on it and then

1016
00:55:29,519 --> 00:55:32,360
shakes her ass around. And the only thing that could

1017
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,400
happen that was worse than this was law Resistance music ititting,

1018
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,039
which is what happened next.

1019
00:55:38,159 --> 00:55:39,199
Speaker 3: Dude, Okay, so, like.

1020
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 2: You really have to like lay the lair for this.

1021
00:55:41,119 --> 00:55:43,360
This is fucking the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

1022
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,840
in my life. And they did this with no regard,

1023
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,280
no thought. They thought, yeah, let's just fucking do it.

1024
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,119
So like Maria licks her nose and then licks the pie,

1025
00:55:52,519 --> 00:55:54,960
and then Christy Hemmy says, my ass is real hungry.

1026
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,519
My panties have been writing up my ass all night,

1027
00:55:57,559 --> 00:55:59,719
so I'm gonna sell this pie. So she sits on

1028
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,440
the pie with her ass and then shakes her ass

1029
00:56:02,519 --> 00:56:06,639
with pie and then La Resistance with Jonathan Coachman comes

1030
00:56:06,679 --> 00:56:09,159
out here to kick the Rocks ass and.

1031
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,599
Speaker 1: To Jerry is also there because he's the top guy

1032
00:56:11,679 --> 00:56:12,800
that the Rock wanted to work.

1033
00:56:12,679 --> 00:56:16,039
Speaker 2: On, Like what the fuck is happening?

1034
00:56:16,559 --> 00:56:20,559
Speaker 1: And no commercials, no commercials at all, and Coach gets

1035
00:56:20,679 --> 00:56:24,079
more mic time. He says, time's up. I'm sick of tardy,

1036
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,920
you embarrassing me every time you come out here. Rock.

1037
00:56:26,159 --> 00:56:28,519
Last time you were you embarrassed these two, So I

1038
00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:31,760
guess in the Rocks just always work together. So right

1039
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,440
now the Rock Show is over and now the crowd

1040
00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:39,880
is channing USA, which upsets Jonathan Coach. Coach says, the

1041
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,599
three of us are gonna come down there and Rock

1042
00:56:41,639 --> 00:56:44,719
We're gonna give you a people's ass whipping of a lifetime. Well,

1043
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,079
Rock says, all right, to Jerry, let's move these pies

1044
00:56:47,119 --> 00:56:47,559
out of the way.

1045
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:55,760
Speaker 2: Dude, does Geria blanch?

1046
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 6: The girls get out of the ring, and Rockets and

1047
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,880
Jerry moved the pies out of the ring and.

1048
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,159
Speaker 2: Then Rock says, there's gonna be a homo side this bitch.

1049
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 1: Dude, Rock, one of the girls, I guess wasn't getting

1050
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,440
out the ring quick enough. And come on, mama, that's

1051
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,079
fixing to be a homicide up in his son of

1052
00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:21,840
a bab.

1053
00:57:23,199 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 2: What the hell?

1054
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 3: Fuck?

1055
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: Crazy? Wow? Okay ship. So Rock tells Low Resistans and

1056
00:57:33,559 --> 00:57:36,639
Coach to just bring it, bitch, and they do, and

1057
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:41,719
then they Low Resistans start kicking the Rocks ass like.

1058
00:57:42,239 --> 00:57:45,639
Rock takes a bump off a Sylvan clothesline and they

1059
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,559
stomp the Rock out. I didn't I was so confused.

1060
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,519
I couldn't believe what I was seeing. So Coach gets

1061
00:57:51,559 --> 00:57:53,239
a he stops them from stomping out the Rock in

1062
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,599
the corner and he grabs Rock's head and he does

1063
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:58,800
the smell taunt and he slaps Rock in the face. Well,

1064
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,079
Rhino's here, and I'm even more confused than ever now,

1065
00:58:01,119 --> 00:58:04,119
and he gores Sylvan and then the Rock gets a

1066
00:58:04,159 --> 00:58:07,400
comeback on conway to Jerry kicks him the head. Coach

1067
00:58:07,519 --> 00:58:08,719
is now in the middle of all three of the

1068
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:12,000
guys here, so Rhino fucking bumps them around, Rock bumps

1069
00:58:12,039 --> 00:58:15,000
him around. Rock and Coach are now staring at each

1070
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,360
other in the middle. They're circling each other and Coach

1071
00:58:17,639 --> 00:58:20,440
gets fired up. He's challenging the Rock to a fight,

1072
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:24,679
so Coach rushes Rock. It gets fucking spied busted. Rhino

1073
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,280
is fired the fuck up about they see you, fucking Bull,

1074
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:31,360
the fucking fucker killing your family. He's throwing nuts. Rock

1075
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,400
doesn't have an elbowpad to take off, so he throws

1076
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,360
his shirt into the crowd and he hits the People's

1077
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,079
elbow and Coach and of course Rock ends this segments

1078
00:58:38,119 --> 00:58:40,840
with if you smell what the Rock is cooking? Twenty

1079
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,719
five minutes. That segment was, of course, which like.

1080
00:58:46,559 --> 00:58:47,119
Speaker 2: Stand tall?

1081
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: That is the three top faces on this program is

1082
00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:54,960
the Rock to Jerry and Rhino, and JR says, so,

1083
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,639
I don't take the Coach or the tag champions are

1084
00:58:56,679 --> 00:58:59,719
going to be interrupting the People's piting contest from now on,

1085
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,400
j R. I hope this never happens again, Buddy, I

1086
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:06,119
don't know, I like, the fuck have to.

1087
00:59:06,119 --> 00:59:11,679
Speaker 2: Move these pies. What's your favorite pie?

1088
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:21,119
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, what the fuck? So that was uh, that

1089
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,760
was one of the worst things I've ever seen in

1090
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:23,199
my life.

1091
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 2: I mean a true, true, true, true train wreck in

1092
00:59:28,039 --> 00:59:29,159
every sense of the word.

1093
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: Was unbelievable.

1094
00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 2: It was seriously like we talk about train wreck segments

1095
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,440
on this show, but this is maybe one of the

1096
00:59:36,599 --> 00:59:46,880
longest uncommercial break train wreck I've ever seen on WWE. Okay, So,

1097
00:59:47,079 --> 00:59:50,360
as the rock Rhino went to Jerry's stand tall, it

1098
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,320
cuts backstage and Kane is here with his little tuxedo

1099
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,000
and whistling. Here comes the bride.

1100
00:59:56,679 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: He's on a he's on a big bag that I

1101
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,159
saw I assumed had suits in it, but we can't

1102
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:02,280
find out that it was not his suit.

1103
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,519
Speaker 3: Dude, he's in his ring gear walking to the arena like, okay, yeah,

1104
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,719
he thought he was booked Tony, Like.

1105
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

1106
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 3: What the hell on this show, He's got to get dressed.

1107
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,719
But like that's what he wears in normal day, like

1108
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:15,480
out in the streets.

1109
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: He should have showed up like that one episode we

1110
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,840
watch where he had purple trucks.

1111
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:23,079
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was more normal than than he is here.

1112
01:00:23,639 --> 01:00:24,079
Speaker 1: How is that?

1113
01:00:25,239 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 3: It's crazy?

1114
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,639
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of a more evil Kane than like

1115
01:00:28,679 --> 01:00:30,480
a Cane in just a T shirt and pants Like

1116
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:33,119
that would make me afraid, by the way, So before

1117
01:00:33,159 --> 01:00:35,400
that can part, Jr. Said, up nextual, what will the

1118
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,320
future hold for twenty four year old Randy Orton? I

1119
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,039
hope we find out soon. The cane part happens then

1120
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,039
King and Jr. On commentary, and Jared says, you know,

1121
01:00:43,159 --> 01:00:45,079
Kine made me happy, but one man isn't. And actually,

1122
01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:46,440
twenty four year old Randy Art.

1123
01:00:48,039 --> 01:00:52,039
Speaker 3: We get it. He's twenty four years old, right.

1124
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 2: So we go backstage.

1125
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: Triple H is putting on his wrist tape MM because

1126
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,679
he has a match.

1127
01:00:59,199 --> 01:01:02,239
Speaker 2: He has a promo and that to a match, a

1128
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,119
twenty minute one.

1129
01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: He wanted to have have Orton laid down for him later,

1130
01:01:06,519 --> 01:01:08,000
but like he didn't need to be in gear for that,

1131
01:01:08,159 --> 01:01:09,679
Like there's no rule that you have to be in gear,

1132
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,400
you know, so like I could have just did it.

1133
01:01:11,599 --> 01:01:13,519
But that's fine, he state. But up, he has the

1134
01:01:13,559 --> 01:01:16,559
Evolution Martini glass shirt on, and Flair and Batista walk

1135
01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:19,320
in and Triple Ah says, ye sure, Orton still here

1136
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,960
and Flair says positive and Trible H asked Patista if

1137
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,760
he delivered the ultimatum. Batista says yep, and Flair says,

1138
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,360
you think Grandy will really go through with it? And

1139
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,199
TRIPLEY says, what choice does he have? Orton isn't in

1140
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,960
charge of his destiny? We are, and Flair says, you

1141
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,920
think he's gonna watch the rest of the show, and

1142
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,119
Trible he says, I'm not watching it.

1143
01:01:39,599 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 2: So we go backstage. Lida is here when there is

1144
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,320
a knock on the door and it's Cane.

1145
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,079
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Caine comes in and Leada says, get out,

1146
01:01:48,559 --> 01:01:51,679
and Kane doesn't listen oddly enough, and Kin gets close

1147
01:01:51,719 --> 01:01:53,920
to her and smells her hair and he says good

1148
01:01:54,159 --> 01:01:56,000
and smells cimitism. Shit.

1149
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,159
Speaker 2: We gotta get rid of these paws.

1150
01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:09,239
Speaker 3: Jersus Steady there with a bunch of pies.

1151
01:02:11,599 --> 01:02:14,239
Speaker 1: They're in the pie room and Jerry walks in. Hey, let.

1152
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 3: Well the pies for the wedding.

1153
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: Lady, let everyone sample them. That sucks. Kine says, look,

1154
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,079
I know you don't want me. I know you want

1155
01:02:25,119 --> 01:02:26,760
me to leave, and I know it's bad luck. It's

1156
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,360
either bride before the wedding, but I couldn't help it.

1157
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,159
Ha ha. There is nothing that is going to ruin

1158
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,840
this wedding night tonight, and this night is very specially Lita.

1159
01:02:35,159 --> 01:02:37,480
It's gonna be an all white affair to signify the

1160
01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:41,079
purity of my child that you're carrying. Well, Kaine says,

1161
01:02:41,079 --> 01:02:42,559
that's why you know, I'm gonna go back on something

1162
01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:43,920
I said, because I want this to be a you know,

1163
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,880
a white affair wedding, and I want you to wear this.

1164
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,519
And he opens up the what I thought was his suit, uh,

1165
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,880
you know bag, but it's a wedding dress. And he

1166
01:02:53,199 --> 01:02:55,159
takes fucking forever to take this thing out of this

1167
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:55,760
fucking back.

1168
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,039
Speaker 3: Can I get it out? And you could hear a

1169
01:02:58,119 --> 01:03:01,679
pin drop in the arena? Take it for you're exchecting

1170
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,000
something crazy, like you can call like this crazy dress

1171
01:03:04,079 --> 01:03:05,719
or like I don't know what it is, some bloody

1172
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,840
something I don't know, and it was just a white

1173
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,480
dress and shirt.

1174
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:18,199
Speaker 1: I want you to join Gane style. He's done a

1175
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,800
lot for this wedding, actually set.

1176
01:03:20,679 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 3: Out the invitations, he planned. Then he got all the

1177
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,320
people have suit.

1178
01:03:24,159 --> 01:03:26,119
Speaker 1: Got a wedding dress. Yeah, I mean, like he gives

1179
01:03:26,119 --> 01:03:28,400
a funk about this, And well he doesn't look happy now,

1180
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,000
and he says, look, I know you don't want to

1181
01:03:30,079 --> 01:03:32,920
do this, but you're up because after all, it's a

1182
01:03:33,039 --> 01:03:36,559
nice day for a white wedding. And then we go

1183
01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:39,199
to j R. Voiceover and he says, oh, well the

1184
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,400
wedding from house to night. But anyway, William Regal, he's

1185
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:46,880
taking on a Rick Flair to just crazy jukesaposition of

1186
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,199
this fucking like evil guy forcing this girl to marry her.

1187
01:03:50,519 --> 01:03:53,400
Oh that fucking shucks. Anyways, gonna have one with rig

1188
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,480
Flair tonight, dude.

1189
01:03:55,519 --> 01:03:57,519
Speaker 2: I mean it goes from to Jerry and the Rock

1190
01:03:57,639 --> 01:04:03,920
sharing pies, to the World Heavyweight title pre tape bucine

1191
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,440
and led a wedding segment to William Regal with Eugene.

1192
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: Like, this show is all over the fucking place, and

1193
01:04:10,559 --> 01:04:13,159
I don't it definitely feels like too many cooks and

1194
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,599
they all are cooking. Doug shit.

1195
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,599
Speaker 2: Raw is brought to you by Castro GTX.

1196
01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: Yes, High Mileage, get.

1197
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 2: That ship Resident Evil Apocalypse.

1198
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,079
Speaker 1: Oh was that any of you guys played that one?

1199
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:30,880
I wasn't really a big gainst the movie one, Oh,

1200
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:37,519
the movie Moving the Game or just the movie Okay,

1201
01:04:37,719 --> 01:04:38,639
I didn't watch those either.

1202
01:04:38,679 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 2: Sorry, and Stacker too hy J Stinger In my.

1203
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,039
Speaker 1: Brain, those are two different things. Like I thought hyj

1204
01:04:45,159 --> 01:04:46,320
Stinger was its own brand.

1205
01:04:47,599 --> 01:04:50,199
Speaker 2: Stacker might have bought it. That'd be funny. Oh, I

1206
01:04:50,239 --> 01:04:54,000
think they just made it sure. Edge versus Chris Jericho

1207
01:04:54,159 --> 01:04:56,360
Interconinal Championship is on the line.

1208
01:04:57,119 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: Dude, fucking Edge comes out here, and like, I don't

1209
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,199
know if I've just never noticed it before or like

1210
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,960
I was just watching like a good copy, but like,

1211
01:05:04,239 --> 01:05:05,599
I don't, I feel like I've never been able to

1212
01:05:05,679 --> 01:05:08,239
hear the sound of them blasting the smoke at Edge

1213
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,519
as loud as I heard her for this entire entrance.

1214
01:05:10,679 --> 01:05:16,679
It was very obnoxious. Yes, just for like fucking a

1215
01:05:16,719 --> 01:05:17,360
whole minute.

1216
01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 2: Edge has a little go tee. Thought that was cool.

1217
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,079
Speaker 1: That was on his shirt too. I think at times

1218
01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:24,880
the go tea was stood out.

1219
01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 2: Two thousand and four, everyone has a little go tee.

1220
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,039
This is the most like hell yeah, dude's era ever.

1221
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: Spike TV probably said you gotta have someone with a

1222
01:05:33,559 --> 01:05:34,360
tea on this show.

1223
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 2: Steve Aus is not here. Someone's got a lot of

1224
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,639
guys that had it.

1225
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1226
01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 2: So Jericho and Edge start with some early exchanges here

1227
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:47,119
before Edge throws the first punch. These guys have faced

1228
01:05:47,199 --> 01:05:48,840
like forty million times.

1229
01:05:49,159 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 1: Even say that, yeah, so, so my my expectations.

1230
01:05:52,599 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 2: For the match are higher just because they faced very much,

1231
01:05:56,239 --> 01:05:58,159
and I don't think it ever got out of first gear,

1232
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,280
and I don't think it was supposed to, but would

1233
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,159
have been nice.

1234
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: For it to be nice. It definitely felt like a

1235
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,960
match setting up a pay per view match.

1236
01:06:06,599 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 2: Jericho's signals fuck you to Edge and then goads him

1237
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,960
over the ropes to hit the triangle drop kick. We

1238
01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:14,519
come back from commercial and Jericho hits a spinning heel

1239
01:06:14,599 --> 01:06:18,199
kick on Edge. I'm gonna guess that they just kind

1240
01:06:18,239 --> 01:06:19,840
of put all the commercials in this match.

1241
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,119
Speaker 1: They load up the next like, I mean, all the

1242
01:06:23,199 --> 01:06:25,599
promos are not getting commercials of course, so like all

1243
01:06:25,639 --> 01:06:27,320
the matches have to right.

1244
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is annoying and maybe that's why the matches

1245
01:06:32,039 --> 01:06:35,000
feel stuck in gear one. Yeah, so Jericho hits a

1246
01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:37,360
reverse elbow on Edge for a two and aarana for

1247
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,159
a two. Jericho jumps into a gut kick and Edge

1248
01:06:41,199 --> 01:06:42,519
hits a DDT for a two.

1249
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:43,920
Speaker 1: That was fucking cool.

1250
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:47,239
Speaker 2: Actually, Edge goes for the spear, but Jericho moves and

1251
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,719
then goes for the walls of Jericho.

1252
01:06:49,079 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 1: I thought he's gonna bump the ref, I said, I

1253
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,039
hope he doesn't bump the ref, and they teased it,

1254
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:52,519
but he.

1255
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 2: Does not Edge small packages him and the ref counts three,

1256
01:06:56,599 --> 01:06:59,239
even though Jericho's foot was all the way.

1257
01:06:59,159 --> 01:07:01,679
Speaker 1: On the road, I mean like it was. He was

1258
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,079
fucking falling out of the ring. He was so in

1259
01:07:04,159 --> 01:07:04,719
the ropes here.

1260
01:07:05,199 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 2: So the ref immediately waves off the match after he

1261
01:07:09,119 --> 01:07:11,840
called for the three, and he followed Edge up the

1262
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,639
ramp and said, no fucking way, buddy, we are restarting

1263
01:07:14,679 --> 01:07:15,119
this match.

1264
01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 1: I fucked up huge, And don't worry, We're not gonna

1265
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,880
see his reaction or really the restart of the match.

1266
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,719
We'll shout up to shout when we come back. When

1267
01:07:21,719 --> 01:07:23,360
we come back from commercial, and the match is like

1268
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:24,440
already going.

1269
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 2: Again, Jericho's back on top, Like I was like, wow, I.

1270
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,199
Speaker 1: Thought like I would have liked to see like the

1271
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,599
beginning and then maybe go to the bell or go

1272
01:07:32,679 --> 01:07:33,199
to the commercial.

1273
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:36,199
Speaker 2: But no, I can't say that this was a bad idea.

1274
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:42,320
But with a pretty like uneventful first fall and coming back.

1275
01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:45,199
Speaker 1: To it and I know the finish now, they don't

1276
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:46,119
pick it up much either.

1277
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was such a weird match. Yeah, it was

1278
01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:53,880
so overthought for no reason. These guys could have just

1279
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,199
had a good TV match.

1280
01:07:55,559 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.

1281
01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:59,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine they were just like, let's try let's

1282
01:07:59,119 --> 01:08:01,880
just try something. Yeah, we've had this match one hundred times,

1283
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:02,679
let's just try something else.

1284
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one, I mean this show sucks, Like why not.

1285
01:08:05,079 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, this will still be the best match of the show.

1286
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:11,719
Would try something out. So Jericho hits an en Z

1287
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:16,000
and then the ball scrape. Jericho, does that have.

1288
01:08:16,039 --> 01:08:18,600
Speaker 1: A fucking name? Like? Is it called something in the

1289
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:21,960
game that I don't know? I legit run every single time.

1290
01:08:22,319 --> 01:08:24,920
It's running balls to the back. I read it every time,

1291
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,720
and I know that's not what it's called.

1292
01:08:27,119 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure that Jared One has to tell

1293
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:30,000
the boss Man.

1294
01:08:32,079 --> 01:08:33,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's Yeah.

1295
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:36,359
Speaker 2: Jericho is on the apron when Edge spears him off

1296
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,640
the apron and he jumps into the barricade and hurts

1297
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:39,159
his ribs.

1298
01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:41,159
Speaker 1: I definitely thought for a second that he was going

1299
01:08:41,239 --> 01:08:42,920
to do a Biggie style, which I don't know.

1300
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 2: Just running and jumping goes through.

1301
01:08:46,079 --> 01:08:48,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like as su aside dive through with him there.

1302
01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:49,560
That would have been pretty gnarly.

1303
01:08:50,079 --> 01:08:53,479
Speaker 2: Edge then crotches Jericho on the top rope, literally picks

1304
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,399
him up and throws him, crotching him on the top

1305
01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:00,039
rope and the ref calls for the disqualification.

1306
01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: Like Jericho went for like a cross body and they

1307
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,960
stumbled back and Edge dumped him one of the rope

1308
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,560
ball style and then he sets up with the spear.

1309
01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:09,439
So there's there's time in between this, like Edges like

1310
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:12,079
the ref is talking to Jericho for a second, Edges

1311
01:09:12,119 --> 01:09:14,159
setting up for a spear, the ref just stands up

1312
01:09:14,159 --> 01:09:16,359
and calls for the bell, and Edge says, what the

1313
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:20,600
fucking spears? Jericho anyway, because he's like, what the fuck

1314
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,079
is this shit? I've never seen anyone decute for this.

1315
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:31,520
Speaker 2: So Edge pinned him and then decuwed himself and then

1316
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,600
also stood tall at the end and left with the

1317
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:39,079
belt right like, yeah, this match like was fucked up

1318
01:09:39,119 --> 01:09:42,479
from the gig guy, like this is what they want

1319
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:44,119
to fuck would I want to see this at the

1320
01:09:44,159 --> 01:09:44,720
pay per view?

1321
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:48,199
Speaker 1: You don't want to see Edge getting his actual definitive win,

1322
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,760
Like what the fuck? Like I've seen him Edges beating

1323
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:54,319
him three different ways?

1324
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, like shit, visual beatings for fucking three different ways?

1325
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,359
Is this is crazy? Dude?

1326
01:10:01,399 --> 01:10:03,199
Speaker 1: It was funny Edges backing up the ramp with the

1327
01:10:03,239 --> 01:10:05,319
title and he said even he says, I had him

1328
01:10:05,359 --> 01:10:06,760
beat you, son of a bitch. I guess he was

1329
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:11,439
talking to the rev. A match is this is son

1330
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:14,319
of a bitch and I had him beat Yeah, you're right. No,

1331
01:10:14,399 --> 01:10:16,880
it's I mean, like even worse, even worse. They did

1332
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,199
all that and there's no like pay off to it.

1333
01:10:19,359 --> 01:10:19,840
That sucks.

1334
01:10:20,399 --> 01:10:23,640
Speaker 2: It's the start of the second hour. So now it's

1335
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,159
time for the Evolution town hall.

1336
01:10:27,159 --> 01:10:31,319
Speaker 3: That's second hour. We had one match. Oh my god,

1337
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,239
we had a second hour with one match?

1338
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,239
Speaker 1: Was this actually the same was this raw Zone?

1339
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,319
Speaker 2: So this was forty five minutes into the show. And

1340
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:42,640
in America you get fifteen minutes of commercials for every

1341
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,800
forty five minutes of content. So yeah, we were just

1342
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:45,880
entering the second hour.

1343
01:10:47,039 --> 01:10:50,079
Speaker 1: They show they show Evolution walking through the hallway together

1344
01:10:50,199 --> 01:10:52,600
and for some reason, Triple H takes off his Evolution

1345
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,960
shirt and just walking with it, and then Flair, walking

1346
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:59,239
next to him, starts awkwardly scratching his own neck because

1347
01:10:59,239 --> 01:11:01,000
he's trying to figure out if he's also supposed to

1348
01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:02,039
pop his top ball.

1349
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:02,399
Speaker 2: To or not.

1350
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 1: He's like looking at Triple H, look at his shirt.

1351
01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:06,640
But the early.

1352
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,359
Speaker 2: Evolution Triple H, wo pop his shirt? And Rick there

1353
01:11:09,399 --> 01:11:11,159
would slap him on the back of the chest and

1354
01:11:11,239 --> 01:11:12,560
be like, you look great.

1355
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:13,520
Speaker 1: You the man.

1356
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 2: So the Evolution town Hall is upon us. Triple H

1357
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:25,119
talks about Randy Orton and how he doesn't believe in destiny.

1358
01:11:26,399 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 1: This on to like, but he also does.

1359
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,199
Speaker 2: Dude.

1360
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:35,199
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad you noticed that, because that is also

1361
01:11:35,319 --> 01:11:37,920
what I picked up here. I have to say, listen,

1362
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:40,279
we recapped that entire thing at the top, so I

1363
01:11:40,319 --> 01:11:43,239
will do my best here. But I was in no

1364
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:46,039
fucking mood to listen to two thousand and four Triple

1365
01:11:46,159 --> 01:11:50,680
H talk Like. I was fucking like, wow, I can't

1366
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,359
this is and I knew, like, once I figured out

1367
01:11:53,399 --> 01:11:55,520
what the segment was, I was like, okay, this is

1368
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,159
like a thing people call back to a lot, like

1369
01:11:57,239 --> 01:11:59,439
this shot is in orton'stron for years after this, so

1370
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,000
it's like, Okay, I get it. But I did not

1371
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:06,520
fucking want to hear an elongated Triple H repeating himself

1372
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,199
sixteen fucking times.

1373
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1374
01:12:09,119 --> 01:12:12,279
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny, dude. It was funny because this was

1375
01:12:12,359 --> 01:12:15,880
definitely supposed to be the start of the show when

1376
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:16,880
the rock came back.

1377
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:22,039
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, you're right, you probably

1378
01:12:22,119 --> 01:12:25,039
have swapped this in the desert segment, Yeah, because it.

1379
01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:28,239
Speaker 1: Does feel awkward, Tony. It does feel awkward because fucking

1380
01:12:28,319 --> 01:12:31,680
right after this is Flair's match, and like the timing

1381
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:32,800
feels super weird.

1382
01:12:33,279 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, James, they definitely did. And

1383
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,439
the Rock was like in Town or something or the

1384
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:40,319
like earlier in the day, like, oh, we got the rock,

1385
01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,159
let's do this.

1386
01:12:41,239 --> 01:12:45,640
Speaker 2: We got together. Semore two, they came together with that

1387
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,039
segment and who we got. We got to Jerry and Rhino.

1388
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:51,399
Let's make it work, boys, Let's.

1389
01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:55,880
Speaker 1: Make some money. So Triple H is here, Evolution comes

1390
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,000
out Triple H's theme.

1391
01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 2: Uh, and we know why I thought it was weird.

1392
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:01,039
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I did not come out to

1393
01:13:01,039 --> 01:13:02,800
Evolution music, but then I found out later.

1394
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: Is right, That's how I thought. Too tiny. So Triple

1395
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,159
Ah says, there's been a lot to talk about destiny lately,

1396
01:13:07,279 --> 01:13:09,640
and I don't believe in destiny. I don't believe life

1397
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:13,079
is predetermined. It's the choices you make, and for every choice,

1398
01:13:13,319 --> 01:13:16,880
there's a consequence. And take Randy Orton for example. Randy

1399
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,239
Orton made a choice not to be a failure and

1400
01:13:19,319 --> 01:13:22,479
a disappointment like his grandfather and his father.

1401
01:13:23,159 --> 01:13:27,800
Speaker 2: Hey, Cowboy Bob Orton with the tag team Champions of

1402
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,119
the World with Don Pernodle.

1403
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 1: Fuck holy shit, Yeah, I mean the Triple As is

1404
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,239
not watching his Greg cr Noodle tams.

1405
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:38,880
Speaker 2: The real evolution was Cowboy Bob Orton, Donkernodle and Dirty Dix.

1406
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:42,199
Speaker 1: Later, you don't know anything about this business, Triple Ah

1407
01:13:42,239 --> 01:13:44,399
says that Randy Orton chose to stand by the sixteen

1408
01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:47,000
time world champion Rick Flair, the most dominant man in

1409
01:13:47,079 --> 01:13:51,199
this business Batista, and the greatest wrestler ever today Triple

1410
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:55,239
h oh shit, that's fucking crazy. And the consequence of

1411
01:13:55,279 --> 01:13:57,720
that decision, Randy Orton became one of the most successful

1412
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,720
athletes in this industry. But he made another decision. All

1413
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:01,800
you had to do was go on the ring and

1414
01:14:02,279 --> 01:14:04,720
softened Ben Wild. For me, Orton made a choice, and

1415
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,439
that choice was to win and to take the world title,

1416
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,439
my world championship. And everyone knows that title's mind, and

1417
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,439
the only person that doesn't is Randy Orton. And it's

1418
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:16,640
ironic that you stowed here last week celebrating your tribute

1419
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,680
video and your balloons and you're a Bolli who and

1420
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:25,079
the confetti falling from the ceiling and hour glass, which

1421
01:14:26,079 --> 01:14:27,840
is that right? And the confetti was like sand in

1422
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:28,600
an hourglass?

1423
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:33,039
Speaker 2: And okay, val who on that last week, I thought

1424
01:14:33,079 --> 01:14:34,760
I would do my own promo.

1425
01:14:35,119 --> 01:14:38,319
Speaker 1: Well, Triple H then says, after earlier saying he doesn't

1426
01:14:38,319 --> 01:14:41,399
believe in destiny, he says, your destiny had been chosen

1427
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:45,960
for you, and you took the beating U and that

1428
01:14:46,039 --> 01:14:49,079
was a consequence of the decisions you made. Okay, so

1429
01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:55,439
talk about a hole in one, he says you. Uh,

1430
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,199
it's time for you to make a choice. You can

1431
01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:59,479
walk to this ring. You can put the world heavyweight

1432
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,880
championship in my hand, and you can lay down in

1433
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,479
the ring and I take my rightful place as world

1434
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,399
heavyweight champion. And for that I will let you live

1435
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:09,479
for one more day above ground. But if you make

1436
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,640
the wrong choice, I will personally see it that you

1437
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,560
cease to exist.

1438
01:15:14,079 --> 01:15:14,560
Speaker 3: Period.

1439
01:15:15,319 --> 01:15:17,159
Speaker 1: And at this point I got sick of it, and

1440
01:15:17,239 --> 01:15:20,199
I wrote, holy fucking ramble. We get it. He has

1441
01:15:20,239 --> 01:15:21,520
a choice, and he has to come down here, and

1442
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:22,880
you want an answer, and we need an answer, and

1443
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,399
you should come out make your choice, to make a decision.

1444
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:25,640
About your destiny and your answers.

1445
01:15:26,279 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 3: Enough, dude. What's funny about that is like Batista earlier backstage,

1446
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:33,119
or like Batista, you got you gave the ultimatum to Orton, right,

1447
01:15:33,199 --> 01:15:36,039
So Orton already knew about this ultimatum because Batista already

1448
01:15:36,039 --> 01:15:36,520
gave it to him.

1449
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right.

1450
01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:40,119
Speaker 3: Triple is just telling the camera so you want it

1451
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,680
to know or he will.

1452
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:45,119
Speaker 2: I think they probably filmed that backstage after they realized

1453
01:15:45,199 --> 01:15:47,840
that they weren't the opener anymore, so they were.

1454
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:53,359
Speaker 1: Just yeah, sure, yeah, that makes sense. So evolutions music

1455
01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:56,039
hits and Orton comes out with the title. This is

1456
01:15:56,079 --> 01:15:58,039
why I realized that Triple H and them came out

1457
01:15:58,039 --> 01:15:59,640
to Triple Ah's music because they wanted Orton to come

1458
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,399
out to Lucian's music. I guess to make him feel

1459
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:04,239
like he was still in the group.

1460
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,119
Speaker 2: On w c W, everyone came out to the same

1461
01:16:07,199 --> 01:16:08,600
theme song and it was no problem.

1462
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,319
Speaker 1: It was you're right, Yeah, it was no problem. Triple

1463
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:12,960
A's just maybe wanted to hear that song tonight.

1464
01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, it's mine, it's my song with that ship.

1465
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,399
Speaker 1: The Jerry got his music.

1466
01:16:21,279 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 2: He also got a bunch of pies, which is way

1467
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:24,840
better than whatever this is.

1468
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:30,359
Speaker 1: Triple Ah says Orton, hand me, I don't know why

1469
01:16:30,399 --> 01:16:34,600
you said it like that, Hand me that championship belt,

1470
01:16:35,399 --> 01:16:37,880
and Orton stares at Triple H. Triple A's just fucking

1471
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:40,239
flipping out. He's mad. He wants the belt. Triple H

1472
01:16:40,319 --> 01:16:43,399
grabs the belt, but Orton holds onto it, and then

1473
01:16:44,159 --> 01:16:47,960
Orton proceeds to spit the fattest loogie I've ever seen

1474
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:48,520
in my life.

1475
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:56,960
Speaker 2: That Mark Jindrak. Motherfucker, that was my boy. I'll say

1476
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,039
plussy whenever I want.

1477
01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:02,279
Speaker 1: We're having a good We're saying shit and pussy bitch.

1478
01:17:03,239 --> 01:17:08,840
That's us on the show. So he spits a crazy

1479
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:11,560
loogie in Triple H's face, which is in his tron

1480
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:16,119
for years after this, like this is like the biggest

1481
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:18,920
moment is his career, spitting in Triple H's face, and

1482
01:17:19,359 --> 01:17:22,720
Triple H stands there and spit just all over his

1483
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:26,600
fucking face. Looks ridiculous, and he fucking gets fired up

1484
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,840
and he charges Orton, but Orton brings him with the belt,

1485
01:17:29,239 --> 01:17:31,239
and Batista and Flair chase Orton out, and Orton hops

1486
01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:34,359
bacade and runs up the stairs and he poses in

1487
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:36,680
the crowd with the title and then this feels like

1488
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:40,560
fucking forever. Triple H is fucking fuming and he's fucking

1489
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,199
flipping out, and he's holding on the second rope and

1490
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,439
he's leaning on it and he's fucking dripping spit on

1491
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:52,399
his face and he's yelling, oh dad, yeah man, and

1492
01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:56,000
he's he looks fucking disgusting here, man, Like this is

1493
01:17:56,399 --> 01:18:01,560
like he's dripping with sweat and spit. H not even

1494
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,119
saying real words anymore.

1495
01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:05,479
Speaker 2: I love the way he looks when the camera is

1496
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:06,760
like looking up at him.

1497
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:10,520
Speaker 1: Though it's very funny, it's fucking insane looking. Yeah, he's

1498
01:18:11,079 --> 01:18:13,800
just the grossest looking dude I've ever seen here. And

1499
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,880
they keep doing a bouncing shot with Orton holding the

1500
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:19,039
title up, which feels like forever and Triple Ah just

1501
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:25,319
fucking wet and gross. And that was Orton getting his

1502
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,960
comeback here on old Triple H. And I mean, yeah,

1503
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,720
like I said, like, that's I legit. Think I know

1504
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,560
this part because I've seen it so many times in

1505
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:34,239
this fucking tron.

1506
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:39,680
Speaker 2: Well. Backstage, Victoria tells Eric Bischoff that it's wrong to

1507
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,760
force Leada to Mary Kane. She waits until the night

1508
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,840
of the wedding, like literally twenty minutes before it. This

1509
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:46,399
is wrong.

1510
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 1: She didn't protest coming to the show either. Sentence for

1511
01:18:51,039 --> 01:18:55,720
the wedding, and bitchof says, Hey, the wedding's gonna happen

1512
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,880
and nothing's gonna stop it. Then Triple A's hand reaches

1513
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:01,800
in off camera and grabs her entire face and dregs

1514
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:02,439
her off screen.

1515
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,680
Speaker 3: Dude, he pie faces the ship out of it.

1516
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,439
Speaker 1: It was insane looking, Yeah, caught me off guard. Nuts.

1517
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,560
Then he grips bishof up, but he grabs him and

1518
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:10,399
he pulls him to his face.

1519
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:13,159
Speaker 2: Did you say that my face?

1520
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:18,640
Speaker 1: He's and he's spitting all over Bischoff's faces. He says that,

1521
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,520
and Triple is just staring. He's face to face with

1522
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:26,800
Bischoff and he's growling, and he says, I want Randy

1523
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,840
Orton's ass. Bischoff says, all right, you're gonna get it,

1524
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,239
and I'm forgiven. You get his ass, you get a

1525
01:19:34,319 --> 01:19:37,199
World Championship match, and Triple A' is just happy with this.

1526
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,479
I mean, I've this is like I've seen Triple h

1527
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:43,079
like sell angry before. He's this is like the angriest

1528
01:19:43,119 --> 01:19:44,159
I've ever fucking.

1529
01:19:48,079 --> 01:19:50,640
Speaker 2: W W E rewind brought to you in part by

1530
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:51,520
Milky Way.

1531
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,880
Speaker 1: Hmm, you funk with those? You like the Milky Way?

1532
01:19:54,319 --> 01:19:56,439
Speaker 2: I ate him when I was younger. I haven't had

1533
01:19:56,479 --> 01:19:57,079
one in a while.

1534
01:19:57,439 --> 01:19:59,680
Speaker 1: Oh ship, yeah, I enjoy it.

1535
01:19:59,720 --> 01:19:59,960
Speaker 2: Okay.

1536
01:20:00,199 --> 01:20:01,600
Speaker 3: They feel like they're missing something though, you know what

1537
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,439
I mean, like a little maybe I don't know some yeah.

1538
01:20:06,079 --> 01:20:08,000
Speaker 1: Though, dude, okay, Tony. Every time I have a Milky Way,

1539
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,680
I was like, wow, I wish I had snickers, right

1540
01:20:11,279 --> 01:20:11,800
every time?

1541
01:20:12,319 --> 01:20:14,239
Speaker 3: Every time, Like there's a better candy bar than this.

1542
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:18,119
Speaker 2: I don't know there's there if you get them, like

1543
01:20:18,279 --> 01:20:20,239
in the little bars. I don't know if I would

1544
01:20:20,279 --> 01:20:22,000
want a full bar of a milky Way, but the

1545
01:20:22,079 --> 01:20:24,800
little bars of Milky Way, that's just enough. That was

1546
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:25,279
pretty cool.

1547
01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:26,720
Speaker 3: I feel like that's what I only eat is the

1548
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,279
little ones.

1549
01:20:27,479 --> 01:20:30,479
Speaker 1: The little one. Little chocolate at all is like the

1550
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:32,159
goat version of any chocolate.

1551
01:20:32,239 --> 01:20:34,840
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, you're right, you got me on the

1552
01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:36,239
gummy cluster thing.

1553
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:41,079
Speaker 1: Oh the nerds, Okay, those are that they're unbelievable into

1554
01:20:41,279 --> 01:20:45,000
because like it's hard to kick. Yeah, those are those

1555
01:20:45,039 --> 01:20:48,079
are sick as I've been eating a ton of fucking uh,

1556
01:20:48,279 --> 01:20:50,920
what are they called? Oh dude, I mean like I

1557
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:56,880
don't go to Hamburg, remember dumb dumbs, A little like

1558
01:20:57,239 --> 01:21:01,359
lot of like they I've been eating those, like fucking

1559
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,640
crack what you eat of course.

1560
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:08,760
Speaker 2: So Rick Flair was ejected at SummerSlam. William Regal then

1561
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,560
hit him with the brass knuckles.

1562
01:21:10,319 --> 01:21:12,399
Speaker 1: Because I think it was Eugene's match that Flair was

1563
01:21:12,399 --> 01:21:14,119
trying to get involved in. I don't know what the

1564
01:21:14,199 --> 01:21:15,319
match was in my brain was.

1565
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, because somehow after this few triple Age gets a

1566
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:24,159
world Tottle match.

1567
01:21:24,199 --> 01:21:26,119
Speaker 1: So here's fucking triple.

1568
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:28,079
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1569
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Triple H wins that match stockingly.

1570
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:36,680
Speaker 2: William Rigo versus Rick Flair is up next. William Regal

1571
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,000
comes out to his music to Eugene's music.

1572
01:21:39,199 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I was gonna say that. I don't know

1573
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:43,560
how often that happens, where the manager gets the main

1574
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:46,079
theme here, but that's how over Eugene was, I guess.

1575
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:49,880
And Eugene gets in the does airplane arms, which I

1576
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,199
always enjoyed. There's I don't know if you guys ever

1577
01:21:53,239 --> 01:21:55,399
played it, but I think it's s v ro O

1578
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,239
six on the PSP. There's like mini games on it.

1579
01:21:58,319 --> 01:22:00,680
Like Blackjack and Ship and one of them games.

1580
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:01,760
Speaker 2: Is you watch you play it?

1581
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:04,880
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, there's a mini game where Eugene, like,

1582
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:08,079
you have to do airplane arms down the ring and

1583
01:22:08,199 --> 01:22:12,800
not fall over or some shit. That's airplane.

1584
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:15,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is awesome.

1585
01:22:15,359 --> 01:22:18,239
Speaker 2: That's free. There is also a sign in the crowd

1586
01:22:18,359 --> 01:22:21,199
here where the left side of it has the letter

1587
01:22:21,359 --> 01:22:23,720
you and then the other side of it has a

1588
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:27,560
real pair of jeans on it for Eugene.

1589
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 1: That is fucking inspired. Wow, I love that.

1590
01:22:32,039 --> 01:22:32,960
Speaker 2: It was pretty nwesome.

1591
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:34,000
Speaker 1: Love that a lot.

1592
01:22:34,119 --> 01:22:36,720
Speaker 2: William Rego's outfit is also kind of crazy. He has

1593
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:38,520
two singlets on top of each other here.

1594
01:22:39,039 --> 01:22:41,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was about, but that is

1595
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,359
what it is. I mean, like Helso had a shiner.

1596
01:22:44,479 --> 01:22:46,239
Maybe someone saw him in that outfit and punched him

1597
01:22:46,239 --> 01:22:48,000
in the air kick.

1598
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:50,520
Speaker 2: That sucks.

1599
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,319
Speaker 1: He but he stayed true to it because it was

1600
01:22:54,399 --> 01:22:55,680
all the only Gary brought the night.

1601
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:59,600
Speaker 2: Of course, so Rego hits an upper cut and flare

1602
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:03,000
flare flops. Here, Regal hits a back body drop on

1603
01:23:03,119 --> 01:23:07,159
Flair on the floor on the outside. Jr. Says there's

1604
01:23:07,239 --> 01:23:10,920
no padding out there. There's a ton of padding out there.

1605
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,600
Speaker 1: There's an unbelievable there's the most padding in wrestling out here.

1606
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,239
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, they created this entire floor.

1607
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:19,000
Speaker 1: I appreciated that Flair took that though. I was like,

1608
01:23:19,039 --> 01:23:20,680
oh fuck, he took a back body drop off the floor.

1609
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:22,479
That was kind of cool. They were hitting each other,

1610
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,520
But like you said, there's really that's kind of all

1611
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:27,520
there is, Like it never really gets anywhere other than that.

1612
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,359
Speaker 2: I'm sure in the commercial there was more to this

1613
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:30,960
match that we just completely missed.

1614
01:23:31,079 --> 01:23:33,520
Speaker 1: Dude. The commercial matches are probably awesome, especially with Edgie.

1615
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:34,600
Jericho's probably a great one.

1616
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:37,119
Speaker 2: Two Yeah, because we come back from commercial and Flair

1617
01:23:37,199 --> 01:23:39,039
is up and I imagine Flair does all his ship

1618
01:23:39,199 --> 01:23:42,119
during the commercial. Yeah, you're right, And that's a big problem.

1619
01:23:42,159 --> 01:23:44,039
I guess with WBS they would put all the fucking

1620
01:23:44,079 --> 01:23:47,640
heat and control in the commercial commercials. Yeah, and like,

1621
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:49,640
for a long time, that fucking my brain anytime I

1622
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:50,880
saw heat or anything like that.

1623
01:23:51,039 --> 01:23:52,560
Speaker 1: For a while, it maybe don't have the.

1624
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,880
Speaker 2: Fuck am I watching this? Yeah, isn't this You're supposed

1625
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,920
to be during the commercial. And it wasn't until like

1626
01:23:57,399 --> 01:23:59,600
I started learning more about wrestling and stuff that I

1627
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:01,479
was like, oh fuck, like the heat and control is

1628
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,720
super important to wrest. Yes, we come back from commercial,

1629
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,039
Flair is up, he drops a knee for a two

1630
01:24:07,119 --> 01:24:09,000
and closed fist punches him, and then Regal hits a

1631
01:24:09,039 --> 01:24:10,399
mother f and bomb on him off the top to

1632
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:10,680
take that.

1633
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,840
Speaker 1: On commentary, they're talking about the Wedding from Hell by

1634
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:16,560
the way, a lot during this match, because they also

1635
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,159
don't care about this match, and Jay says, you know

1636
01:24:19,359 --> 01:24:21,600
later on at the Wedding from Hell, and Wallace says,

1637
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,720
why do you keep calling that? Just because none of

1638
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:26,840
your weddings worked out doesn't mean this won't and oh,

1639
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:31,680
you should talk, and then Lawler a little bit after that,

1640
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,479
I says, did you bring a wedding present for Ken

1641
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:37,199
and Lita? And Jess says, oh, darn, I knew I

1642
01:24:37,279 --> 01:24:40,520
forgot saw him, And Lalla says, oh, you have a present, Shirley,

1643
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:42,319
And Jess says, well, don't call me Shirley, and I

1644
01:24:42,359 --> 01:24:47,520
don't have a present. And the last one is egregious.

1645
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:50,079
Here Lalla says, oh, I bought them a present that

1646
01:24:50,199 --> 01:24:53,159
they can use on their honeymoon, and Jess says, oh yeah,

1647
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:57,000
watch that edible pennies.

1648
01:24:59,119 --> 01:24:59,600
Speaker 2: For Caine.

1649
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:06,239
Speaker 3: Okay, don't call me.

1650
01:25:06,319 --> 01:25:10,159
Speaker 1: Charley, Jesus, what are you? What are you talking about

1651
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,079
Elisa's I know you don't know what they're because they

1652
01:25:12,079 --> 01:25:16,880
don't come and biscuit a gravy flavor. What about barbecue?

1653
01:25:21,039 --> 01:25:22,079
Speaker 3: That's just bet sweet.

1654
01:25:22,359 --> 01:25:23,520
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's good.

1655
01:25:24,199 --> 01:25:25,399
Speaker 3: Let's be eating it right now.

1656
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:26,680
Speaker 1: Just like, don't call me Charlot.

1657
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:29,520
Speaker 2: Biscuits and gravy will make you a man.

1658
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what you say. They're just eating.

1659
01:25:34,279 --> 01:25:39,520
Speaker 3: Tastes like biscuits and gravy. Yeah, I dontant to make

1660
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:41,439
it takes as long you can get it from hard.

1661
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:42,319
Speaker 2: He's across Junior.

1662
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:44,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot faster.

1663
01:25:45,079 --> 01:25:48,479
Speaker 2: And Janis, which is man like, is very different deal.

1664
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:52,000
So Regal hits an underhooked souplex, but the ref gets

1665
01:25:52,039 --> 01:25:56,159
distracted and Batista then hits William. Regal flair locks in

1666
01:25:56,199 --> 01:25:59,159
the figure four and Batista tries to hold his arms,

1667
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:01,600
but the ref sees it and tells him to fuck off.

1668
01:26:02,079 --> 01:26:04,640
Eugene runs in the ring and flips over the figure

1669
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:08,279
four to reverse the pressure. Batista then walks over him

1670
01:26:08,319 --> 01:26:09,680
and Eugene start hockey fighting.

1671
01:26:10,039 --> 01:26:12,279
Speaker 1: Dude, I swear to god, I don't know if I

1672
01:26:12,399 --> 01:26:15,079
watched it wrong. I swear to god, Eugene is throwing

1673
01:26:15,159 --> 01:26:20,119
Rick Flair punches at Batista's face. They're ident, oh my god,

1674
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:24,039
he is piecing Batista up and the Batista fucking throws

1675
01:26:24,119 --> 01:26:27,800
him into the ring post. And then chrispin Wall runs

1676
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,439
out to make the fucking same for Eugene and he

1677
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:32,000
starts kicking Batista's ass.

1678
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:36,920
Speaker 2: So Flair and Regal both have brass knuckles in the ring,

1679
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,159
which was a great way to do the finish. Here,

1680
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:43,560
Flair and Regal are both down and they're standing up

1681
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:47,319
back to each other, old Western standoff style first to draw,

1682
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:50,800
and they're both putting on brass knuckles, and then they

1683
01:26:51,359 --> 01:26:53,039
go to the center of the ring and they turn

1684
01:26:53,119 --> 01:26:56,760
around and Regal hits Flair first and knocks them out

1685
01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:58,640
with the brass knuckles and ends up getting the pen

1686
01:26:58,800 --> 01:26:59,479
to win the match.

1687
01:27:00,239 --> 01:27:03,399
Speaker 1: It I mean like, that was a fucking great, fucking finish.

1688
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:07,039
I enjoyed that very much. And then, of course, uh which, James,

1689
01:27:07,079 --> 01:27:08,920
to your point of six man titles in w W

1690
01:27:09,079 --> 01:27:12,159
E Benoi, William, Regal and Eugene against the Rock to

1691
01:27:12,279 --> 01:27:16,199
Jerri and Rhino would have been a great unforgiven massage.

1692
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,920
Speaker 2: Couldn't be any worse than anything else on that show.

1693
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:23,520
Speaker 1: Great point.

1694
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:28,359
Speaker 2: Well, vote next on the raw Diva search No clear

1695
01:27:28,399 --> 01:27:30,640
a Cell for men presents unforgiven?

1696
01:27:31,239 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, fucking burn the shit out of them, fucking bimples.

1697
01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:37,840
Fuck your face up today, dude.

1698
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,720
Speaker 2: I mean I had the clear sell pads when I

1699
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:42,479
was young. Dude, I don't know if that's what this is.

1700
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:44,359
I can't remember. I remember it being clear a cell

1701
01:27:44,479 --> 01:27:47,239
or something along those lines. Okay, yeah, but that shit

1702
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:49,960
fucked me up so bad.

1703
01:27:50,359 --> 01:27:51,680
Speaker 1: It was so painful.

1704
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,600
Speaker 2: It was fucking horrible. Like, yeah, waking up at six

1705
01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:58,520
am to get ready for school and then burning my

1706
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:02,800
face to ship. Was all of them, at least add

1707
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:07,760
Tailo too, Alan Iverson and Julius Ryan.

1708
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:12,319
Speaker 1: Dawkins clear silled doubt Well that was for clear silf

1709
01:28:12,319 --> 01:28:13,680
for men, and you were just going to school, so

1710
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:15,119
you had to get clear self of children.

1711
01:28:15,239 --> 01:28:21,239
Speaker 2: Of course that I was a man. So we have

1712
01:28:21,359 --> 01:28:25,000
the SmackDown rebound, and we will not be talking about

1713
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,640
it because who knows, maybe one day we will do

1714
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:27,239
the SmackDown.

1715
01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil the podcast.

1716
01:28:32,359 --> 01:28:35,000
Speaker 2: So we go backstage. Lida is in her dress and

1717
01:28:35,159 --> 01:28:37,800
looking in the mirror. She grabs a vase off the

1718
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,800
table and throws it at the mirror, breaking it.

1719
01:28:40,119 --> 01:28:42,039
Speaker 1: So I was super impressed by this because she was

1720
01:28:42,119 --> 01:28:43,960
very mad. She picks up this vase and throws it

1721
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,600
at the mirror. The vase shatters, water goes everywhere, the

1722
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,720
mirror untouched. What a mirror. I didn't need to know

1723
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:52,239
what brand it is because I always love throwing it broke.

1724
01:28:52,279 --> 01:28:53,159
I don't think the mirror did.

1725
01:28:54,359 --> 01:28:57,960
Speaker 3: No, there's water all over the mirror, but vase broke.

1726
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,680
So maybe they got like a breakaway vase because they

1727
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:01,319
thought it was like, you know, a fake face.

1728
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:08,479
Speaker 2: Shoot, yeah, Cane, they.

1729
01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:10,439
Speaker 1: Had to cut that because the first seg went long.

1730
01:29:12,119 --> 01:29:12,840
Speaker 3: You're probably right.

1731
01:29:14,399 --> 01:29:16,800
Speaker 2: So it shows the ring all done up for the wedding,

1732
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:20,359
and then it shows Cane back here in his white tuxedo.

1733
01:29:21,279 --> 01:29:23,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, they transformed the ring. Well, what says I

1734
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:25,520
want to I want a ring has been transformed and

1735
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,079
the wedding from hell is a harpy await Cane because

1736
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:31,880
Cane is uh, he's in all white suit and he

1737
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:34,279
has a big smile, and he sniffs his suit for

1738
01:29:34,399 --> 01:29:36,319
some reason, just to make sure he doesn't smell.

1739
01:29:36,199 --> 01:29:38,520
Speaker 2: Like ship or smelling stuff.

1740
01:29:40,479 --> 01:29:42,399
Speaker 1: Maybe he has a deviated sceptum.

1741
01:29:42,279 --> 01:29:42,960
Speaker 2: Of the penis.

1742
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:55,039
Speaker 3: You know what, you're right, you know what did you

1743
01:29:55,239 --> 01:29:55,960
bring out the butt?

1744
01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:02,399
Speaker 1: So Jerr says what he most bizarre when in ceremony

1745
01:30:02,479 --> 01:30:04,560
is up next, and Jerry Lowers says, I don't know

1746
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:06,960
who's paying for this. It was the parents of the bride,

1747
01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:10,640
but they spared no expense. Jerr says, everything is whatch

1748
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,840
but it's still in my view the wedding.

1749
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:17,960
Speaker 3: From Hale dude not hellish enough. I thought this would

1750
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:19,119
be very hell like.

1751
01:30:19,319 --> 01:30:24,239
Speaker 1: It's all why no man Caine one of the real wedding,

1752
01:30:24,359 --> 01:30:27,039
one of the fucking legit wedding. And uh, there's a

1753
01:30:27,199 --> 01:30:30,079
minister in the ring, right, that's right, that's right? And

1754
01:30:30,359 --> 01:30:33,199
uh then a the ring bearer comes out, who is

1755
01:30:33,239 --> 01:30:36,960
a he's a small man and he has Caine's eyeliner on.

1756
01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:39,680
And I don't know why this was the thing that

1757
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,119
Jerry Lawler said first, but this small man walks out

1758
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,359
with the ring and Kane eyelander and Jerry Lawler says, oh,

1759
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:50,479
he thought like something was about to happen. Crazy, what

1760
01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:53,760
could fing possibly be happening? Well, then they have a

1761
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:55,840
small woman come out and has the Flower Girl and

1762
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:58,399
she comes out and she's throwing flowers all over the place,

1763
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:02,640
and then they start playing is Caine's theme song on

1764
01:31:03,159 --> 01:31:04,720
I was going, I wrote violin? What is it that?

1765
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:05,159
A cello?

1766
01:31:05,279 --> 01:31:05,439
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1767
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:07,720
Speaker 3: I wrote violin to you. I don't know, maybe I said.

1768
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:09,760
Speaker 2: They got so him playing the big guitar with stick, and.

1769
01:31:13,079 --> 01:31:16,319
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't but it was actually pretty sick, yeah.

1770
01:31:16,359 --> 01:31:18,399
Speaker 3: Like because it was kind of subtle too, like if

1771
01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:20,399
you weren't paying attention, got it?

1772
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:20,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1773
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:22,000
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, it was good.

1774
01:31:22,359 --> 01:31:24,439
Speaker 1: So uh Kin shakes hands with the ring Bear and

1775
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:27,359
the Flower Girl. They never explained the association with Cain

1776
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:28,680
and these two, but he seems to know them, and

1777
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:29,800
he seems very friendly with them.

1778
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:31,640
Speaker 2: Friends.

1779
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:35,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, his fucking real mom and dad, which would be awesome.

1780
01:31:36,159 --> 01:31:38,000
That's how the you know, Evil movie should have been

1781
01:31:38,079 --> 01:31:38,439
these two.

1782
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:39,000
Speaker 3: Wow.

1783
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: So Here Comes the Bride starts to play, and then

1784
01:31:42,039 --> 01:31:45,560
Lida walks out in a black dress, and then the

1785
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:48,439
Here Comes the Bride turns Evil and it's like actually

1786
01:31:48,439 --> 01:31:53,000
a pretty fucking sick like remix, like it's heavy ship.

1787
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:57,279
So Lida comes down and Caine, I mean Caine scrunches

1788
01:31:57,359 --> 01:31:59,199
up his face in a way I've never seen somebody

1789
01:31:59,239 --> 01:32:01,520
scrunch up their face before to show anger in my life.

1790
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,079
Like he's ridiculous looking.

1791
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:08,119
Speaker 2: Caine also got the fresh line up right across the

1792
01:32:08,239 --> 01:32:12,840
top of his head, the middle, the middle, like it

1793
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:16,520
is actually just he just went to the barber for this.

1794
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,319
It's actually not still look at.

1795
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:21,239
Speaker 1: It's fucking like you can see.

1796
01:32:21,079 --> 01:32:23,560
Speaker 3: It, like, yeah, there's a clear line. He went to

1797
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:24,640
the barber side fucked me up.

1798
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:27,920
Speaker 2: They did, and they right across the top Tony and

1799
01:32:28,239 --> 01:32:29,399
just left the sides.

1800
01:32:32,199 --> 01:32:33,119
Speaker 3: This is unfortunate.

1801
01:32:33,319 --> 01:32:34,600
Speaker 1: That's a fucking I.

1802
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:37,800
Speaker 3: Mean, I don't understand the lore behind Like, what's the

1803
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:38,760
lore behind that?

1804
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:42,920
Speaker 2: Like I know, like the fire fucked up his hairline right, No,

1805
01:32:43,199 --> 01:32:45,199
you can see his natty hairline.

1806
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:47,560
Speaker 1: No, come on, I was from the flames.

1807
01:32:49,479 --> 01:32:50,680
Speaker 2: That's leftover, sut.

1808
01:32:53,159 --> 01:32:55,399
Speaker 3: The fire made a straight line across his head.

1809
01:32:55,439 --> 01:32:56,039
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

1810
01:32:56,119 --> 01:32:58,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, And all the when he had long hair before

1811
01:32:58,279 --> 01:32:59,920
that was all fake. That was attached to the mask.

1812
01:33:00,199 --> 01:33:02,600
Speaker 2: He's one of the most unhinged WB acts of all

1813
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:05,520
time simply because he asked the barbered if he can

1814
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,920
just cut across.

1815
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,239
Speaker 1: So the minister in the ring Alda's there and Kane's

1816
01:33:12,239 --> 01:33:13,680
there and they're standing across from each other, and the

1817
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:15,960
minister says, good evening and welcome to the wedding.

1818
01:33:16,119 --> 01:33:18,119
Speaker 2: Good evening, dude.

1819
01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:23,680
Speaker 1: If it was Linda mcmahn under a fucking makeup style, yes,

1820
01:33:25,279 --> 01:33:34,439
she immediately gives it away. Good evening, Uh, he says,

1821
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:36,399
tonight does the special night is well? Unite these two

1822
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:40,000
in special matrimony. But before we commence, there's a man

1823
01:33:40,039 --> 01:33:42,239
who has something very important is that he'd like to say,

1824
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:44,199
a man who is very close to the bride in

1825
01:33:44,239 --> 01:33:46,960
the groom, and Kane's getting pissed, and he asked for

1826
01:33:47,039 --> 01:33:50,279
this opportunity to address you both. Kine, Lida, please welcome

1827
01:33:51,239 --> 01:33:56,000
Eric bash Off a I'm back. What a great fucking

1828
01:33:56,079 --> 01:33:56,520
theme song.

1829
01:33:56,640 --> 01:34:00,439
Speaker 2: By the way, it's super weird here because I know

1830
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:03,560
Bischoff is the one that allowed this to happen, but

1831
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:07,000
for whatever reason, everyone on this show feels super like

1832
01:34:07,439 --> 01:34:10,600
separated from each other. Like, okay, he doesn't feel like

1833
01:34:11,279 --> 01:34:14,239
Bischof's really a part of this, if that makes sense.

1834
01:34:14,359 --> 01:34:16,960
He is right, but like it doesn't feel like it.

1835
01:34:16,960 --> 01:34:20,199
It kind of feels like everything was filmed like separately

1836
01:34:20,279 --> 01:34:21,760
and they kind of bulsted.

1837
01:34:21,479 --> 01:34:24,720
Speaker 3: Together putting a show together. Yeah.

1838
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Rock fucked all this up tonight.

1839
01:34:27,399 --> 01:34:29,800
Speaker 1: For some reason, they needed Eric Bischoff to be like

1840
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:31,479
a part of us. I mean, obviously he sanctioned the

1841
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:33,520
match that led to Kane and Leda getting married.

1842
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:35,359
Speaker 2: Well, you would think there would be a bigger thing

1843
01:34:35,479 --> 01:34:38,119
right with Eric Bischoff involved, but instead, No, he's just

1844
01:34:38,279 --> 01:34:39,479
here to read from the Bible.

1845
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,439
Speaker 1: He's reading from the Bible, and that's what he said.

1846
01:34:41,439 --> 01:34:43,119
He comes out in the white suit and he has

1847
01:34:43,159 --> 01:34:45,319
his own white microphone. He says, I like to say

1848
01:34:45,319 --> 01:34:46,560
how honored I am to be a part of this

1849
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:49,119
blessed occasion and honor the bride and groom. I'd like

1850
01:34:49,199 --> 01:34:51,000
to take this opportunity to read one of my favorite

1851
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,359
passages from the Holy Bible. And he puts his reading

1852
01:34:53,399 --> 01:34:56,279
glasses on and it cuts to Kane, who has a

1853
01:34:56,359 --> 01:35:00,439
gigantic smile on his face because he loves the Bible artists.

1854
01:35:01,159 --> 01:35:05,560
And Bischoff reads this passage from the Bible and he says, Amen,

1855
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:09,079
the crowd is what dude.

1856
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:13,640
Speaker 2: Eric Bischoff reading from the Bible. It's not even like

1857
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:17,279
a bad guy thing. He's just reading the Bible.

1858
01:35:17,319 --> 01:35:26,840
Speaker 1: Like a nice thing. Together. We stand as one. What amen,

1859
01:35:27,159 --> 01:35:28,439
what like?

1860
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:29,880
Speaker 2: I thought that was pretty crazy.

1861
01:35:30,119 --> 01:35:32,479
Speaker 1: The minister is Kane, Lida, Well, I don't know you personally,

1862
01:35:32,479 --> 01:35:34,279
it's clear to me that you have a unique relationship,

1863
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:37,279
and demonstrate how just how unique it is. I understand.

1864
01:35:37,319 --> 01:35:39,039
The groom is put together a very special video that

1865
01:35:39,039 --> 01:35:41,800
will illustrate his love for you, Lida. So they play

1866
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:44,039
a video package to like an R and B tune

1867
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:48,319
that allegedly Kine has put together, and it's just all

1868
01:35:48,359 --> 01:35:50,960
the horrible things that have happened between Leada and Kane.

1869
01:35:51,159 --> 01:35:53,840
So yeah, it shows random shit like Lda's pregnancy testing

1870
01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:57,520
and Caine's big fucking ugly face, and then another shot

1871
01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:00,720
a big ugly ass Kane Caane baby, then the Cane

1872
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:04,000
baby picture, Caine pucker in his lips to kiss Lda

1873
01:36:04,039 --> 01:36:06,520
and Lida's not having it, and then came kissing Lyda

1874
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:09,399
as the beat drops, and then uh Leda getting goozled

1875
01:36:09,439 --> 01:36:12,079
and lead A slapping Cane and all the great moments here,

1876
01:36:12,119 --> 01:36:14,079
and we go back to the ring and Kane's wiping

1877
01:36:14,119 --> 01:36:16,319
a tear from his eye and he holds Leader's hand

1878
01:36:16,359 --> 01:36:19,399
and kisses it. Now it's time to get it on

1879
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:23,000
the wedding. The minister says, it should be the sinister.

1880
01:36:23,039 --> 01:36:24,479
Minister also, by the way, there's a lot of better

1881
01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:28,199
ideas that had missed opportunity, and he could have fireball

1882
01:36:28,319 --> 01:36:30,039
came and then a.

1883
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,199
Speaker 2: Big sALS there too.

1884
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:38,279
Speaker 1: He's the ring bearer, So the minister says, in the

1885
01:36:38,319 --> 01:36:40,199
spirit of being unique, I understand the couple has decided

1886
01:36:40,199 --> 01:36:42,439
to write their own valves, and Caine, of course has

1887
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,079
his first and he says Lda. Kan says, Lda, when

1888
01:36:45,119 --> 01:36:46,920
I first shows you to carry my seed.

1889
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:48,800
Speaker 2: That was handwritten by Vince McMahon.

1890
01:36:49,319 --> 01:36:51,520
Speaker 1: Of course, Oh dude, you're right, that does sound like

1891
01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:54,439
Vince verbiage. I thought of you as an instrument, nothing more.

1892
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:57,079
But as the days have passed, I'm happy that you're

1893
01:36:57,199 --> 01:36:59,079
more than just the woman carrying my child. You are

1894
01:36:59,119 --> 01:37:02,359
now my property. You're mine to do as I see fit.

1895
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:05,000
You will never know freedom, You will never again feel

1896
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:07,720
the embrace of another man, for there is no escape, Leada.

1897
01:37:08,079 --> 01:37:11,479
From this day forward until the day you die, you

1898
01:37:12,119 --> 01:37:17,760
are mine. And the minister says, all right, Lida, so

1899
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,520
would you like to preceed? So Lida pulls her vowls

1900
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:23,319
out of her top and says, Kane can I hate

1901
01:37:23,319 --> 01:37:27,359
you more than life itself. You are a vile, horrible

1902
01:37:27,439 --> 01:37:29,680
man with no soul, and even though I have no

1903
01:37:29,840 --> 01:37:31,479
choice but to marry you, I want to make it

1904
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:33,920
clear that I love and I will always love Matt

1905
01:37:34,159 --> 01:37:34,840
freaking hearty.

1906
01:37:37,119 --> 01:37:37,279
Speaker 2: And the.

1907
01:37:41,279 --> 01:37:43,520
Speaker 1: Only joy I have now in life isn't hoping that

1908
01:37:43,880 --> 01:37:47,800
that praying for you to sulf sulfur a horrible accident

1909
01:37:48,119 --> 01:37:52,239
resulting in a painful and immediate death. I sincerely hope

1910
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:55,279
you rotten hell. And Kane is standing there and he's

1911
01:37:55,319 --> 01:37:58,079
like nod in his head, kind of like, m not right,

1912
01:37:58,720 --> 01:37:59,960
and he says, that was lovely.

1913
01:38:03,079 --> 01:38:06,119
Speaker 2: That was I actually really thought his response there was cool. Dude,

1914
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:07,960
take in a second and go up.

1915
01:38:08,079 --> 01:38:14,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, h that was lovely. So the minister says, perhaps

1916
01:38:14,159 --> 01:38:16,159
we should proceed to the end of the ceremony. If

1917
01:38:16,199 --> 01:38:18,760
there's anyone who feels that these two should not be

1918
01:38:19,039 --> 01:38:21,520
joined in holy matrimony at this time, please speak now

1919
01:38:22,079 --> 01:38:24,560
or forever hold your piece. Alida looks around hoping for

1920
01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:26,520
someone come out. Kane starts laughing because no one's coming.

1921
01:38:27,039 --> 01:38:29,800
I mean, like there's they could have really went crazy,

1922
01:38:29,840 --> 01:38:31,600
like the amount of people that could have came out here,

1923
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:33,199
like s a Rio's coming out here and pop it

1924
01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:34,560
off a moon salt and kN kick it as fucking

1925
01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:35,359
as would have been cool.

1926
01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:39,159
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think anyone was in town for this raw,

1927
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:43,960
like fans like, I don't think any wrestlers were gonna

1928
01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:44,479
come out.

1929
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:47,039
Speaker 1: Like the only one I know was there was Stone Cold,

1930
01:38:47,119 --> 01:38:48,479
and I don't know what the fuck that would have

1931
01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:48,800
looked like.

1932
01:38:49,319 --> 01:38:50,159
Speaker 2: That would have been nuts.

1933
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:55,319
Speaker 1: He comes out on the fucking ATV, crashes it, you

1934
01:38:55,560 --> 01:39:06,680
son of a bit o game. Fucking yes, whoa the

1935
01:39:06,880 --> 01:39:08,680
middle figures all the ATV.

1936
01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:11,840
Speaker 3: Fuck You're It's all good, full circle though.

1937
01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:16,199
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome. So fucking nobody comes out, and then Tricia's

1938
01:39:16,279 --> 01:39:19,359
music hits and Trish comes out in White Lingerie, and

1939
01:39:19,399 --> 01:39:22,119
this is fucking unbelievable, by the way, And Trish apologize

1940
01:39:22,159 --> 01:39:23,600
and says, I'm not here to stop the ceremony. I'm

1941
01:39:23,600 --> 01:39:26,399
here to support my very good friend Lida, And I

1942
01:39:26,479 --> 01:39:28,560
thought it was just plaining terrible that on your big

1943
01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:29,920
night you didn't have them made of honor.

1944
01:39:30,039 --> 01:39:32,800
Speaker 2: So who better than Trish coming out in White Lingerie,

1945
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:35,319
by the way, I don't want to just pass that by, sure, please,

1946
01:39:35,439 --> 01:39:39,960
absolutely fucking insane it's nuts. She brought that specifically to

1947
01:39:40,119 --> 01:39:43,520
do this tonight. Yeah, like this was her gear tonight

1948
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:46,319
was this And she just made like a good call

1949
01:39:46,399 --> 01:39:47,720
that Caine would want a white wedding.

1950
01:39:51,079 --> 01:39:53,279
Speaker 1: So Tris says, yeah, who better than me? They'd be

1951
01:39:53,319 --> 01:39:55,640
the maid of honor. And I even wore white because

1952
01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:58,720
I knew that you couldn't. Now, Lida, I personally don't

1953
01:39:58,720 --> 01:40:00,720
believe in sex before marriage, but I will let you

1954
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:02,800
know that I support your decision one hundred percent. And

1955
01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:05,680
I know you're nervous and confused about having to marry Caine,

1956
01:40:06,239 --> 01:40:07,960
but I just want to let you know that everything's

1957
01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:09,079
gonna be just fun and all you have to do

1958
01:40:09,239 --> 01:40:12,199
is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.

1959
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:15,239
Lyda's fucking pissed. She throws the flowers at Trash and

1960
01:40:15,279 --> 01:40:17,720
attacks her, and then they roll down the stairs this

1961
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:20,239
very cartoon like. She grabs Trisch by the head and

1962
01:40:20,279 --> 01:40:24,279
starts smashing her head into the ground repeatedly. Caane drags

1963
01:40:24,359 --> 01:40:25,960
Leda off of her and brings her back in the ring,

1964
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:27,359
and Caine looks at the men and says, come on,

1965
01:40:27,760 --> 01:40:30,000
let's fucking go and says, whoa wait, what the fuck areo.

1966
01:40:30,039 --> 01:40:32,520
Oh god damn. So the minister says, Lida, you take

1967
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:34,359
this man to be her lawfully we a husband till death,

1968
01:40:34,399 --> 01:40:37,239
do you part. Lda takes a second, she looks around.

1969
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:41,680
She says, I I do. And the minister says, and

1970
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:44,079
do you can take this woman to be your lawfully

1971
01:40:44,159 --> 01:40:48,920
wedded wife, rich in richness, in boredoess, in sickness, in

1972
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:52,199
her health, as long as you both shall live. Oh yeah,

1973
01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:56,359
Matt Hardy's music hits now. Not enough themes have hit

1974
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:57,760
in this fucking wedding.

1975
01:40:58,039 --> 01:41:01,159
Speaker 2: So Matt, That's what I'm saying. There's nobody, Yeah, no

1976
01:41:01,239 --> 01:41:03,399
one wants to do anything about this, not.

1977
01:41:03,479 --> 01:41:05,159
Speaker 1: A single bit. Well, the rock had to go do

1978
01:41:05,319 --> 01:41:11,239
some shitting against movies. I can't stay for the wedding.

1979
01:41:11,279 --> 01:41:14,159
I got the fucking movies that do so came, fucking

1980
01:41:14,279 --> 01:41:17,199
is fired up. He walks down the stairs that are

1981
01:41:17,479 --> 01:41:19,000
leading up to the ring and he's talking shit at

1982
01:41:19,039 --> 01:41:21,279
the ramp. He's waiting for Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy all

1983
01:41:21,279 --> 01:41:24,239
of a sudden dives from the ring on top of

1984
01:41:24,359 --> 01:41:27,840
Kane's head, like this is a dive that I've never

1985
01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:31,640
seen before. He wipes Cane out and he fucking throws

1986
01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:33,600
them in the stairs and then hits him, of course

1987
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:40,279
with a twist of faith finishing move. It was such

1988
01:41:40,319 --> 01:41:41,600
a like I thought he was just gonna beat the

1989
01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:43,359
shit up and maybe beat him with some weapons. But

1990
01:41:43,479 --> 01:41:47,079
instead he in his purest moment of anger. I mean,

1991
01:41:47,119 --> 01:41:49,800
this guy's forcing his girl to marry him, and in

1992
01:41:49,920 --> 01:41:54,520
his deepest, angriest moment, he busts up the twist of faith.

1993
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:57,199
Speaker 2: Well, the hottest moves around.

1994
01:41:57,960 --> 01:42:00,479
Speaker 1: I mean, they laid him out until it didn't because

1995
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:03,159
Matt tries to run away with Leta and Kane sits up,

1996
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:06,279
and then Piro goes off on the stage. There's a

1997
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:10,079
wall of fire. What the fuck, big fucking wall of

1998
01:42:10,159 --> 01:42:12,159
fire stopping them from leaving. I would have just ran

1999
01:42:12,199 --> 01:42:12,840
through that shit.

2000
01:42:13,560 --> 01:42:15,399
Speaker 2: I would just walked around it probably.

2001
01:42:15,479 --> 01:42:17,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like go through the crowd like Randy.

2002
01:42:17,399 --> 01:42:19,279
Speaker 2: Just go through loss lane.

2003
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:21,000
Speaker 4: There's the.

2004
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:25,720
Speaker 2: Well Matt Hardy has a bad knee.

2005
01:42:25,439 --> 01:42:28,880
Speaker 1: So I understand they want to jump. Well he I

2006
01:42:28,920 --> 01:42:30,840
guess his back isn't too bad though that's not yet,

2007
01:42:31,159 --> 01:42:33,319
so that's good. So Cain comes up the ramp and

2008
01:42:33,399 --> 01:42:36,920
he goes after Matt. Matt ducks a line and Matt

2009
01:42:36,960 --> 01:42:38,960
punches the ship out of the cane. Kane, but fucking

2010
01:42:38,960 --> 01:42:41,359
Big boots the ship out of him, and then Kane

2011
01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:44,520
picks up Matt Hardy and chokes lose his ass off

2012
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:47,600
the stage through a table and kills him. Matt Hardy

2013
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:49,960
is dead, and the wedding is not over, of course,

2014
01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:52,359
because Kan then drags lead it back to the ring

2015
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:55,399
to the altar and he looks at the minister and says.

2016
01:42:55,239 --> 01:42:55,840
Speaker 2: What are you waiting for?

2017
01:42:56,399 --> 01:43:00,960
Speaker 1: Run's go, let's finish this, and the Minister Eric quickly says, sorry, Cane,

2018
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:02,800
do you take Leader to be your wife? And Kin

2019
01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:05,359
thinks for a second, shows about the end. Kane says,

2020
01:43:05,439 --> 01:43:07,960
I do, and then Minister says, by the power vestment

2021
01:43:07,960 --> 01:43:09,840
of me, I now pronounce your man and wife. You

2022
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:12,760
may kiss the bride, and Kane pulls Leader in and

2023
01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:16,000
he kisses her, and then that GE's up. Kane's music

2024
01:43:16,159 --> 01:43:19,000
and his lights to come on. I was fucking praying

2025
01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:21,960
that Kin was going to do the biro and like

2026
01:43:22,119 --> 01:43:24,319
all the posts would go off or something would blow

2027
01:43:24,359 --> 01:43:26,239
up in the ring. I thought that would be very funny,

2028
01:43:26,279 --> 01:43:28,319
but they did not do that.

2029
01:43:28,319 --> 01:43:29,319
Speaker 2: That was very upset.

2030
01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:31,560
Speaker 1: So Kin holds Leada's hand and they walk out of

2031
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:34,880
the ring and Jerry Lawler as they're going up the

2032
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:37,239
ramp together, he's Kane's carrying her up the ramp as

2033
01:43:37,279 --> 01:43:40,159
a as a husband would carry a wife. Father says

2034
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:46,800
maybe maybe he was a wedding for Bell and Cain

2035
01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:49,439
holding Lida looks over the stage to see Matt Hardy,

2036
01:43:49,439 --> 01:43:53,279
who is fucking dead being tended to by doctors and refs,

2037
01:43:53,640 --> 01:43:56,000
and then Kane carries Leader to the back and they

2038
01:43:56,039 --> 01:44:00,159
are now officially married, and that is that is how

2039
01:44:00,199 --> 01:44:02,680
the show goes off the air with Kane carrying Leader

2040
01:44:03,199 --> 01:44:03,880
his new wife.

2041
01:44:04,479 --> 01:44:08,680
Speaker 2: So Matt Hardy actually doesn't appear on w w E again,

2042
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:14,439
I believe until the next year. I believe he needed

2043
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:16,359
to take time off for his knee and then they

2044
01:44:16,439 --> 01:44:20,760
ended up just releasing him when he was rehabbing. Oh okay, yeah,

2045
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:23,479
so he does his r o H states he faces

2046
01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:30,600
Christopher Daniels, faces homicide and this I believe so because

2047
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:33,199
he comes back to face Matt hart or Edge.

2048
01:44:33,359 --> 01:44:35,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, yeah, that's right, because I think that's all

2049
01:44:35,920 --> 01:44:38,239
popping off while he's out and that's like a part

2050
01:44:38,279 --> 01:44:39,439
of why he gets released too.

2051
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:42,800
Speaker 2: Well, Matt comes back to work w W E again,

2052
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:46,159
but he still has like r O H dates, so

2053
01:44:46,239 --> 01:44:48,840
I finished finish the dates up.

2054
01:44:49,319 --> 01:44:51,399
Speaker 1: Dude, we gotta watch that episode where he fucking like

2055
01:44:51,960 --> 01:44:53,640
runs in on the show and it's like a shoot

2056
01:44:53,880 --> 01:45:03,359
quote hi, which is looking awesome.

2057
01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:06,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they bring him in, he's facing Daniels.

2058
01:45:06,319 --> 01:45:12,279
Speaker 1: Roddy a j Hell yeah, I mean want to fucking

2059
01:45:12,359 --> 01:45:12,680
just talk?

2060
01:45:14,319 --> 01:45:17,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean they had nothing. I don't know

2061
01:45:17,279 --> 01:45:19,520
if this episode looked different before the Rock showed up.

2062
01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:21,560
I imagine maybe it did. I don't know.

2063
01:45:22,159 --> 01:45:24,800
Speaker 3: I'm assuming they cut one match, right, they cut another match?

2064
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:27,600
There was only what two matches on the show?

2065
01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:30,399
Speaker 1: Is that right? It's yeah, it's Jericho and Edge and

2066
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:33,600
then it's fucking Regal and Flair and then that's it.

2067
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:35,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, Wow, what the fuck?

2068
01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:37,640
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that till you said that, Tony Jesus

2069
01:45:37,720 --> 01:45:38,479
Gone because I was.

2070
01:45:38,439 --> 01:45:40,239
Speaker 3: Looking at it. I'm like, okay, So I'm assuming there

2071
01:45:40,279 --> 01:45:41,560
was one more match, right, there had to be.

2072
01:45:42,159 --> 01:45:45,239
Speaker 2: Yeah for the Rock game, I mean, the best part

2073
01:45:45,279 --> 01:45:51,319
of the show is to Jerry's Pies, which also coincides

2074
01:45:51,399 --> 01:45:52,520
with one of the worst segments.

2075
01:45:53,600 --> 01:46:00,840
Speaker 1: Just just ever. Yeah, just literally fucking every Yeah, what

2076
01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:03,439
a dog shit show. But I had a good time

2077
01:46:03,479 --> 01:46:04,199
with you, gentlemen.

2078
01:46:05,319 --> 01:46:09,920
Speaker 2: Indeed, I gotta say, I mean you have to. If

2079
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:12,079
you if you listen to us talk about this and

2080
01:46:12,159 --> 01:46:14,880
you haven't seen that opening segment, go sit down for

2081
01:46:15,039 --> 01:46:18,640
twenty five consecutive metal check that out.

2082
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:19,960
Speaker 1: You have to watch it through.

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Speaker 2: No plus ten just watch it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to watch it through. We didn't plus

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ten it, so you can't either, and then report back

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to us and we'll apologize. But that is it for

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WWE Monday Night Row, August twenty third, two thousand and four,

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And that is it for our show. Thank you for

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joining us. Everybody, make sure check us on Patreon. That's

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another edition of the Deadlock Podcast