Speaker 1: D Boys are back in town.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dead podcast, episode number three hundred and
five five. This week we are talking about Raw August
twenty third, two thousand and four, one of the legendary
episodes where the Rock shows up and then he leaves
for a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean, that is the thing that happens. Really, what
the episode? Why we watched it? We didn't know that,
I guess, But why we watched it was it, of course,
the wedding from Helen, a wedding from hell with Cain
and Lita and.
Speaker 2: To Jerry with the pies.
Speaker 1: Yes, they don't know about that yet. They don't understand
that yet. They'll understand that soon, though, very soon, they'll understand.
Speaker 2: That before to Jerry gets the pies. We have some updates.
Watch this on the Patreon FBI versus Danny Doring and
Amish Roadkill WWF Mass Square Garden Dark.
Speaker 1: Match Yes two thousand and one. ECW is fucking dead
and Paul Hayman's trying to get his boys a jaw
or is he brother because the story goes that Haymond
told him to go have a ECW style match and
the dark Match to get some jobs, and they Uh, well,
they got in trouble for it. So you can check
out all that went out how that went to excuse
me on the Patreon right now. It's in the five
dollar and above tier on patreon dot com. Slash Deadlock
PW sgh.
Speaker 2: For June was Bash of the Beach nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: Of course, the the Hogan, the infamous nWo formation, the
New World Organization brother the Hogan, turn the crab camera,
Jim Duggan at his finest, great fucking psychosis, trying to
break his tailbone business like a lot of I mean
the Shark, who is a man like won an event
Bash at the Beach ninety success. That is up in
full form on the Patreon right now in the ten
dollars above tier and what else.
Speaker 2: James SGAs for July is UFC seven.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're back. We're back, motherfuckers. UFC continuing on here
UFC seven we get a super fight, a new tournament.
Who knows what stars will be made at UFC seven
And UFC seven means we are right around the corner
from UFC Ultimate Ultimate nineteen ninety five, which I'm very
excited to watch as well. In the future. SOUFC seven
for the month of July. Sign up you'll get that
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Speaker 2: Only on the Patreon, a new retro sync is uploaded.
It's WCW Nitro two thousand, San Francisco forty nine ers match.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you don't think you know what that match is,
you definitely have seen the booker t holding a picture
of Scott Hall. That is what this is from. It
was a match where there's four boxes on four poles.
One of them has the World Championship and other ones
have weapons and you can win the match by getting
the box with the world title. A very Mario Party
esque match that we looked into. That's the retro Sink,
which Dave does every other week. He puts up a
combination of the footage as well as our review from
a previous retro and they are fantastic and there's a
ton of them up there, so you should go check them.
I think there was like ninety of them at this point.
Fucking hell, that's in the ten dollars and above tier
as well, So a lot for you to indulge in
on the patriot.
Speaker 2: DPW is holding the third annual Tag Festival event Sunday,
July thirteenth and Durham, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Love that Tag wrestling, God damn love that Tag wrestling.
Speaker 2: The Workhorsemen and Violence Is Forever won the first two
Tag Festival events, and they both return to this tournament
and they win a second tournament. Or maybe the current
Tag champions GYV can win the Tag Tournament this year.
They came close last year they.
Speaker 1: Were in the finals. They were the final two with
the VIF.
Speaker 2: Or maybe someone new it's a brand new world. Tickets
available on dpwtax dot com, and of course you can
watch on DPW on demand download the new app on iOS,
Android and Roku tv just by searching DPW or DPW
on Demand. DPW then heads to San Francisco for the
DPW Prestige West Coast Pro Crossover Show CRUL Summer. We'll
have lebron Cozone, the National Champion, Nicole Matthews, the Women's champion,
Danny Luna. We'll have a lot of people out there,
so be sure to check that event out. Tickets are
available on dpwtix dot com if you are in the
San Francisco area, and of course you can find the
event on DPW on demand soon after airing. Then DPW
heads to Jersey City, New Jersey on August tenac for
Beast Coast World Champion Adam Priest will defend his title
against the man who Never lost It, Jake Something. Big Match,
Big Fight Feel tickets are available right now DPW t
x dot com, Get them quick. Last time we went there,
we sold out, so I imagine that happens again, So be
sure to get your tickets as soon as possible. And
of course you can watch it on DPW on demand.
Speaker 1: Everything is on there.
Speaker 2: Get in or get the fuck out. All right now,
it is time for the Patreon shoutouts segment.
Speaker 1: Here we fucking go. Who's who's about to make history?
Who's gonna make me laugh today? James? Where's the funny
man at?
Speaker 2: Where are all the regular people at? I guess we'll
see when we start in the five Dollars Tier, Jonah Murphy,
Nick cumberbotch Ryan does Zia, Frankie Will Lawton, Stephen Baxendale,
Val The Venus fly Trap, Ate my ass Photos Synthesis style.
You have a big mouth to John China, and nothing
would please me more than to overdrive your mouth with
my ass.
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?
Speaker 2: Godfather? Scott Hall be like, you want a who peppered
with gunfire? Like the movie Chase Richard's son son Richard
Chase Richard Chase yes son, Son's step son, Chase Richard's son.
We know.
Speaker 1: Get it?
Speaker 2: Hey, Johnny, I think it's awesome that you like fish food.
It's my favorite ice cream flavor ever. Anyways, I like
Chase Richard's son, Holy Mother. Dylan Bentley is broken.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, love the pod.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Johnny, like your channel funk off Cornelius longway evil.
Scott Steiner be like, I don't even have a Madge tonight,
but I'm still playing the guitar because I have nothing
else to do. What am I gonna do? Sammy kat
Bottom shelf Zaza got me feeling like no Beard amage roadkill.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 2: Smoking that Zaza and watching Violence Is Forever Versus Matt
Tremont and Marcus Mathers.
Speaker 1: What a fucking great match that was? It was fantastic,
Like it's one of my favorite matches we've had.
Speaker 2: Someone tell two K, it's not too late to add
the DLC for doctor Bunsen a honey dude and Beaker
as managers.
Speaker 1: You kind of fucking talking some crazy shit right there.
Speaker 2: I like that, dude. Imagine if the camera like you
activated a payback and the cameras zoomed in crazy like
right by the ring and you grab that shit from Beaker.
Speaker 1: The goddamn Beaker from Beaker.
Speaker 2: That'd be pretty nuts.
Speaker 1: That'd be awesome. I'd pay a heavy amount for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he can help my team of Tyrese Hallie Burton,
Jalen Brunston and two K Battlegrounds Damnian a little Yeah,
that's what they need to do, is Damian Lillard from
Battlegrounds with Doctor Bunsenatti doing Beaker. Make that DLC pack. Now,
this is a my faction dream if I've ever heard
one ten dollars tier Goblin mode. Is this your deal?
Cody Putov Ty Harvey, Johnny Sharded my pants? Oh God,
please help, Shannon, Joshua Shower, Jake Fernaro's cash Inferno.
Speaker 1: Why is it fucking wrint like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did Tony just like he really likes this guy?
You have like deadlock font as your name.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 2: Trey Goodman, Wildheart, c h I yeah, Kanti new Sally Mata,
Barry the bing Baller, Connie Voltaire, James Moore, yusef R
MOZOCHI see Nann Redmond. It's Decas. That was like intimidating
on rostage twenty four. Sorry, Johnny Colts fan here again
looking to buy low on ar rookie cards. Is now
a good time for me to chase dude Richard's son.
Speaker 1: I hope, oh, I hope you never make it out
of any playoffs ever again in your life.
Speaker 2: Sean Keene, toilet brush, Andrew Daniels, Isaiah Alford. It's Corvid
and fuck you, Johnny. I just wanted to celebrate Deadlock
three hundred and you insulted me. You love sponge head
ass jar boner what I do?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? First of all, you deserve it.
Speaker 2: That post diarrhea calm, that's awesome, dude, Yeah, I mean
throwing up and then just sitting there for a second afterwards.
Speaker 1: Also, it's like, wow, I mean, just blowing out your
ass is like you gotta let.
Speaker 2: It go sometimes, aria is just throwing up out your ass.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Holy fucking shit.
Speaker 4: J R.
Speaker 2: Ninety four A does Rick Flair keep coming to your
restaurant and shitting himself? Man has ship himself like six
times this year. Drunk is fucking bars. I am the
massa hero Shono of jerking my peanuts. King of the
Streets eleven, Buddy.
Speaker 1: We found the first one recently.
Speaker 2: Are you ready to throw Chase Richard's son off the
Patreon yet? Kigfucker's David Greson. A lot of you guys
are afraid to moan, but I'd be in my girl's
ear like that boy is bound.
Speaker 1: That's nuts.
Speaker 2: H K norm Allman, Sean Meeklas Sierra diambra a G
four l A Yeah, Little Jimmy on my Wang Tol
Yang low Tier Master Shake says, go to Jersey now.
Speaker 1: We can't do it right now, but we can do
it next month. August tenth.
Speaker 2: It's me, It's me. James sucks Beloney. I hosted a
wrestling panel at a Furry convention and my first owner's
name was Chase Richard's son.
Speaker 1: I hope it was a bad time. Low attendance.
Speaker 2: Jeremiah Tatum, doctor Cool, Hey Johnny, you don't suck.
Speaker 1: Finally, thank you, on opposite day. Okay, you could die.
Speaker 2: Look here, look listen, mama, there goes that man, young blood.
My dad always warned me not to jacket too often.
He always said, don't chafe your Richard Son Boom City
fucking suck Josh Creek bg Oh be Croft, Brian Robert's son,
Antonio Verde, John Thor Helm west Door. My Indian takeaway
order is a chicken Rogan John and a pulse rice.
Oh shit, Allstone calls drinking bleach.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh don't.
Speaker 2: Go drinking salacious bee crumb. Yeah, Johnny's number one fan,
Aarones he doesn't Smeal has the heart of gold and
deserves praise and kindness. You assholes.
Speaker 1: Fuck you Aaron, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Buddy Arbiter from Halo three wearing a gold chain and
boot cut jeans.
Speaker 1: Is that?
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boot cut jeans. You should watch the show later, whit
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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into RAW for August twenty third,
two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: There's my life in a box. My life is constantly
in a box, and it's always about the drugs as well,
because it's actually not life in the box anymore.
Speaker 3: Its the drugs.
Speaker 1: The drugs, about the fucking drugs. But what it's awsome
about is some goddamn Wrestling Observer newsletter, which we will
talk about right now because we got to see what
was going on in wrestling at the time. How can
we really tell you more about this RAW unless you
know the scope of the scene at the time, especially
miss important piece of news I have here from the
Observer August twenty third, two thousand and four, with the
we ready to roll out it's twenty four to seven
television concept. Perhaps it's the most valuable nostalgia commodity. Hulk
Hogan may have his matches tied up in a legal
chokehold at to the recent court case that Marvel Characters
has filed against WWE, they've added a second case against
Terry Bolea, claiming trademark infringement and asking for one hundred
thousand dollars. Meltzer says it has noted before. In either
nineteen eighty four or eighty five, depending on which side
you believe, the WF and Marvel Entertainment Group had a
twenty year agreement where the company would have the rights
to use Hulk name under certain provisions. So somewhere in
here Marvel at some point there's a lot of fucking
to this article. But Marvel at some point just ceased
and assist WWE again like in recent days and says, hey,
you can't use hook it anymore. And they said, hey,
we have this fucking deal. So the argument is whether
or not the deal is still going or not.
Speaker 2: Wow, they went after the two top acts and wrestling.
They went after Hulk Hogan and the CZW Ironman Championship.
Speaker 1: Dude, that was the Ironman title one? Because I was
working for CCW when that happened, so that was like
such a weird one. I think it was uh, I
think it was Callahan, Sammy Callahan I think had the
title at the time, and like the Iron Man title
was around four years at that point. Like this wasn't
until like twenty ten that Marvel had an issue. I
don't know if it was because Iron Man, like the
Iron Man movies maybe popped off. Oh yeah, around the time.
Was the first one like eight or something?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, oh eight, you're right, Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So like maybe they were just like fuck it,
like we're going after anything and everything iron Man, like
we get into our body and of course, or maybe
they heard that Zandig sold the company to DJ Hide
and the only funck with Zandig, so they said, oh,
fuck fucking DJ Hide, We're getting Turnman shit out J Hyde.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 1: They Or maybe they're just really pro the dig.
Speaker 2: They're lucky that Hulk Cogan didn't have the Booty Man
just be Bruce Banner or something. Yeah, like that's Bruce Banner,
the baby Man.
Speaker 1: That would be fucking awesome. And really, I bet if
you asked hul Cogan, he's the name of the Hulk.
And he also said his original idea was he wanted
to be big and green. That never changed. Yes, yes, yes.
In w w E News Honky tnk Man claims he's
twice been asked, most recently for the July fifth raw
in Winnipeg to come in and do a quick TV
angle leading to put an ort and over. He's declined
both times, feeling that doing a three minute squashed on
television isn't good for his indie business. This is a worker.
Speaker 2: I have a guy that could do it, and he
would do it better. Bilvis Wesley, thank you very much.
I'd love to do a job. Mister McMahon, ohly, shit, honkey.
Speaker 1: Have Bilvis Wesley go out there and he's just they
call him the honky talk man. Don't act like it's
any different.
Speaker 2: It's like fake razor and fake diesel and Bruce Banner.
That was a real person, the Banner.
Speaker 1: Right, of course. From The Observer, August twenty fifth, two
thousand and four, Bam Bam Bigelow has opened a Bam
Bam Bigelo Deli in Hamlin, PA. He said he was
retiring a few weeks ago, but now says he might
still wrestle on small shows, but won't be taking any
more big bumps, table bumps or chair shots. He said
it's the choice of giving up wrestling and having a
chance to heal up and be healthy or continue to
wrestle and wind up as a cripple. James, if you like,
we're going to a Bam Bam Bigelo DELI like, what
would you would you order? If you went there?
Speaker 2: Well, I'd walk up to the counter. I'd say, where's
Bam bam Bigelo? Bring him to me? Bam bam. Bigelow
would come up and I'd say, hello, sir, let me
get one Bam bam Bigelow hamburger? Please?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sir, this is del You don't have hamburgers. And
then he proceeds to stick his thumb in the meat
slicer and quit. I'm over this shit already, Jason.
Speaker 2: Please do not talk to me like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm walking in behind James and asking for the
bab Bigelow ham. Yeah? Can you? Can you get Mike the.
Speaker 2: Hey? Tell Mike I want it done all the way, sir,
this is not Jersey, Mike's what the fuck is this place? Hamburgers? No, Mike?
Speaker 1: Uh? And last two things here? Or are a couple
guys got some heat backstage? W w E I love
when this happens. W W News. Both Hide and Reich
and Renee Dupree Oh no problems that weekend house shows
Hide and Reich was frustrated with the match with Scotty
Too Hottie in Bakersfield. He was mad about Scotty missing
a spot during his comeback, but Heid and Rech took
the bump anyway and it looked like hell. He Rech
got back up and was hit with a dropkick, took
a second bump and got a fuming not so much Scotty,
but just about the blown spot. He went crazy in
the ring. At first, Hayman and referee Jimmy Corderos tried
to calm him down, but he was screaming in front
of people. Hayman pulled him backstage and again went to
calm him down, but even after Hayman talked to him,
he started tearing up backstage and punching himself in the head.
Well Bubba A. Dudley then went into calm him down,
but he didn't listen and started banging his head into
lockers and ran screaming out the door into the parking lot,
where he did calm down. He did come back and
talked with Hyman and Arna Anderson, and he was okay
by that point. I mean, I'm react.
Speaker 2: Calm down, Calm down to see a broad ass man
run into the park got and slam his head into
the wall. Okay, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chocolate all over his face.
Speaker 2: That's gimmick.
Speaker 3: Hey, a giant chocolate bars like gear on the chocolate bar.
Speaker 2: He missed a drop gig spot with Scotty too hoty,
so he ran into the parking lot and ran his head.
Speaker 3: Into the wall.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: And also, as we mentioned, Rendu Prix got some heat.
There was heat on decree for stinking up a match
with Charlie Hass with too much stalling in comedy, and
he did call the match. He was mad at being
fined recently. Plus you don't have to be a genius
to see his star falling fast, Meltzer says, for reasons
nobody really could answer, there was a spot to Prex
was told not to do. Meltzer says, I believe it
was his French dance, which is his trademark spot. Yeah,
I'm the Frenchman French right, But they feel people now
cheer when he does it, so he shouldn't be doing it. Anyway,
He did it and ended up being fined for it.
When Vince asked at a meeting if Dupre had an attitude. Uh,
and if you understand the way people react from a
proclamation from God and that company people are looking for
examples to prove Vince was right.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me that this guy went out there,
did the French tickler came back chocolate on his face.
Speaker 1: To the parking lot and and Spike Dudley told him
to chill out. No, it's not. This is this is
how the fucking dirt she's get fucked here.
Speaker 3: Those are the rumors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get all the rooms in the dirt. She's
really like this jams.
Speaker 3: That's why the companies of shape it is.
Speaker 2: I think it's so good for this company. Right now.
Speaker 3: I thought, You've got French tickler guy out there dancing
and people are laughing and cheering.
Speaker 2: People are laughing, having a good time. Cut that ship out.
Stop doing that. We can turn your face or we
can fire.
Speaker 1: You get them here, man, fire you actually if you
want to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Renadi Prieze getting good reactions and people are
having a good time washing, I'm just going to fire
that mother. Are you.
Speaker 3: A loser? Leaves town match? I'm sorry you got here.
Speaker 1: You got my flight after that, No lost. Get the
fuck out here, man Hard and get the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Email me.
Speaker 3: Ever, you stopped doing that dance right now?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Well, that is it for the Observer portion of the show.
Now time to talk about WWE Monday Night Row, August
twenty third, two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: All right, so we start with a code open here.
This is the week after Triple H betrayed Randy Orton
and Evolution kicked him out.
Speaker 1: So last Monday, Jarrison Evolution just shaved the twenty four
year old champions Backshide because I guess they helped them
win the match on that show and against Benoir. Yes,
that's right. Well I'm guessing it was a SummerSlam rematch.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was SummerSlam rematch, and then Evolution cost him
or Evolution costs beIN wa the match again.
Speaker 1: Right, So they celebrate with Orton. Batista picks Orton up
on his shoulders. They do the thumbs down and then
the music picks up. I mean in this video it's
like horror movie style, Like, I don't we've asked for
this song before. I think we got it to it's the.
Speaker 3: It's the same music that they use for when Vince
announces the nWo is coming in.
Speaker 2: Us a lot to do the same music from when
he and Reich went backstage and ran instead.
Speaker 1: Of the WO the wall bubble walks up, So that's
the music they used to hear for this. And then
of course they turn on Randy Orton and what what
is the twenty four year old gonna do? That is
the theme of the show. What is the twenty four
year old going to do?
Speaker 2: Well? Tonight? Randy Orton sleeps on the mat with the title.
Speaker 1: The whole show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they showed that a lot. I thought that was
a pretty interesting way to uh hype that up.
Speaker 1: They like showing them laid out to have the title
laying over them, and it was a cool look.
Speaker 2: Edge versus Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental title is on
this show. And of course the main event of the evening,
Cain gets married to Leda.
Speaker 1: The Wedding from Hell shonov a bitch, The.
Speaker 3: Wedding from Hell. They also call this the one of
the most unusual, unpredictable episodes of Monday Naira ever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so they show the Wedding from Healthy and
it's a wedding invitation graphic and specifically it says Cain
requests your presence for his marriage to lead it tonight.
So Cain sent these out goes the sentiment.
Speaker 3: The wedding invitation. It's pretty good. I like the little invitation,
the fonte.
Speaker 2: Sean Caine's like putting together a lot of stuff on
his computer.
Speaker 1: He's I mean, he's actually really good at the that
he's using Premiere. He's just a photoshop. He must have
got that great of cloud.
Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to talk about this before we get
into this show. Two thousand and four is a bad
year for all that's true.
Speaker 1: I mean, like if this show or any other two
thousand and four show we watched, like I mean, we
watched the one just before this, Like these are we're
not getting any great matches.
Speaker 2: You guys have to understand how fucking awesome two thousand
and four was. To really understand what I'm saying here,
I thought maybe I would have run down a couple
of things that were happening in two thousand and four
that were way way better than this.
Speaker 1: Show, Like stuff you could be enjoy other than this, Right, Like, what.
Speaker 2: Are my options in two thousand and four? Right, compared
to look watching rob because you know before that wasn't
a problem. Shit was dope. Shit was always happening. You
had Stone Cold, The Rock Kiels and four Hits. The
Rock's Gone, Stone Cold Gone Evolution is killing everyone on
this show. But if you look outside of that, two
thousand and four shit was fucking awesome. Because two thousand
and four video games. I'm just gonna name a few
here just so you guys can get an idea here,
so ridiculous. Halo two came out in two thousand and four,
Half Life two, Grand Theft, Auto San Andreas, Metal Gear
Solo three, Snake Eater, Fucking Metroid Prime two, The SIMS two,
critically acclaimed the best SIMS game, Fable the First Far
cry Tony Hawk, Underground two, Deaf Jam Fight for New York. Like, dude, damn,
that's nice, Heavy Strike Source. I mean, these are just
games that I literally they're right here on the top
of this search. If I looked even further, there's probably
even more. That's just the video games, all right. Let's look.
Let's look at the NBA. Let's look at the NBA.
The NBA we were watching in two thousand and four,
we were watching Alan Iverson, Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, Tim Duncan,
Tim Duncan.
Speaker 1: There's a cane angle at the end of this Cain,
So you could.
Speaker 2: Have been playing Halo two or you could be watching Cain.
Speaker 1: Caine's in a big angle here. He's like, this is
like a top angle him in. Matt Already.
Speaker 2: We look at the NFL like, don't even get me started.
Speaker 5: On two thousand and Dania Thomlinson was running everywhere, man,
are you kidding me? Terrell Owens, his Ward Moosen, Muhammad
the Panthers. Hey, we had a fucking championship contender Team
Julius Peppers.
Speaker 1: Thoughts are the tag champs?
Speaker 2: Dude? Toonami was aaron you you Hockey show, Dragon Ball GT,
Dragon Ball Z, Justice League Unlimited teen Titans, and you
want me to watch.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: I mean they just had no chance as a as
a kid here in two thousand and four. I was
I was eleven years old in two thousand and four,
and you wanted me to watch kin instead of Justice
League Unlimited. It's Dragon Ball GT. Dude. Yeah, I'm just
no fucking chance. Are you kidding me? Super Saiyan four
and you won't. I'm watching Kane. Super Saiyan four is happening.
I'm watching Kine. I don't. Like, there's just no fucking way,
Like Barry Bonds is still like thirteen All Star Games,
and you want me to watch Kine. It's just not happening, man.
So I just thought maybe i'd get that out there,
you know, just to give you guys an idea of
the world and how things are back then.
Speaker 1: No, that's I like that. That's a good seg Yeah,
the world as Raw turns.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, just what a great era like for anything,
but wwe.
Speaker 1: I mean this puts this whole show in a whole
different light for me. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 2: I just I just wanted to make sure everyone kind
of got the idea what was going on in two
thousand and four.
Speaker 1: Putting the listener in that bubble though, it is perfect
for this episode.
Speaker 2: So we start off this raw with the diva search
town Hall.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was confused until I saw the Spike logo
and I and I thought, well, this probably makes.
Speaker 1: Sense because they were doing a mad push for like Men.
Speaker 2: Right, So the idea was like raunchy TV. That's right
for men only. Yeah, so starting with the Diva Search
town hall and then giving it twenty five minutes at
the start of the show with no wrestling was a
good idea in two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: To them, you had a great point. Actually, I don't
meant to hold us off from fucking getting into the
review door. If ECW had to survive just two more years, like,
they would have been exactly what Spike TV wanted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's so weird to think about. But
I know ECW was pretty much Taylor made to be
on a man's network like that. Yes, and it kind
of feels like they get more so than this shit
got killed before they should have.
Speaker 1: In that sense, they threw them the hell off the air.
Speaker 2: They would have wanted them on TV saying pig fucker.
Speaker 1: You know, of course, Oh my god, I can't imagine
what they would have got away with, honestly. So it's
starting to show off with the raw Diva Search was
pretty It's not what I was expecting, But I once
we get into the nitty gritty here, I understood, Okay,
this is why they started it off like this. So
they have the Diva Search contestants come out and immediately
Jerry Lawler says, bikinties of right. So Coach is standing
in the ring. He's the host of this, and he says,
when you are eliminated, you'll be asked to leave the
ring and the arena. Now, these are just six girls
in bikinis here. So like they they get immediately ejected
from the area.
Speaker 3: You got your bags packed for you, get the hell
out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah off, we said, loser, least down here, get out
of the ring. Dude, they got fucking Mimi Weber in this.
Speaker 1: Dude, he could not believe that Mimi Weber was in
the ring. So it was Christy Hemy, it was Joy Giovanni, Carmela,
Maria Tracy.
Speaker 3: Carmela is a different Carmela, Not that Carmela you're thinking.
Speaker 1: Of, right, correct, different Carmelo.
Speaker 2: O G yeah, right, O G Carmela. Carmela Number one.
Speaker 3: Came.
Speaker 1: So Coach opens up the envelope and he's going to
read who is eliminated this week?
Speaker 2: And it's super awkward, by the way. So they bring
out all the girls and they're just kind of standing
there and then Coach just says, all right, you're eliminated.
Speaker 1: Tracy is eliminated, and Tracy, who I guess I didn't
like tell her like you should probably like act sad
or like feel disappointed here. Tracy then starts celebrating.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is horrible being associated with the w
W In two thousand and four, Kane is main eventing
wrong to anymore esboy cheerleader.
Speaker 1: Let you go, dude, I love the idea that he
is the opposite. Yes, and like she's fucking in the
ring celebrating, Willa says, oh, I can't believe it, and
Tracy can't believe it either. Tracy big smile on her face,
hugging everybody. Oh, she doesn't even know how to act.
This was so funny because like coach announces.
Speaker 2: He guys, Tracy, you're eliminated, and.
Speaker 3: Tracy just.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Maria, let's see you later. And in the background,
will they open.
Speaker 3: The lost dude? Alter Bridge kicked off.
Speaker 2: I was like, holy, will they.
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: For some reason, I thought it was Creed. I was like,
oh shit, Creed's playing right now with all fun open dude, Toddy.
Speaker 2: I have three bands in my head. I said, it's
either nicking back, fucking Creed or alter Bridge because they
used alter Bridge the whole year here.
Speaker 1: I love alter Bridge. Dude. Yeah, I think it's just
got it or is no, Sorry, he doesn't have it yet.
He's going to get it soon though, yes he will.
Speaker 3: Dude, it doesn't This song doesn't make any sense in
context either. By the way, we are Oh no, yeah,
you got started. We're not well and I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: They just started playing rock music, Doddy, will they open?
Speaker 3: It was so funny. She's jumping around all happen She's
fired from there.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's smiling everybody. Damn that was fun I'm head
out of here. This feels like a skit like this
literally feels like a skit, like a comedy skit or something.
Speaker 1: It definitely they lost control of it very quickly. They
lose control of this whole segment very quickly.
Speaker 2: Actually, there was no bringing it back around either. It
was just it was just watching a train wreck that
keeps going and going. You're like, there's no way this
thing still has more cabs attached to the end of it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is twenty five minutes. There's JITs. It
is so Coach says, it's obviously down to five and
each and every week you have an assignment that we
ask you to do. But since I run this part
of the show, let's do it right now. Well, your
assignment is something you've been wanting to do all since
you all started. Each and every one of you will
get two minutes to tell the coach how great I
really am. And he thinks about it for a second, says,
you know what, how about two minutes isn't long enough.
Instead of two minutes, let's make it five minutes. If
you're some man. Rock The Rock comes out, white tank top,
extremely baggy, jeans, cut right, yes, glasses on, big fucking pop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beear jeans, Tim's beard rocky.
Speaker 1: And for those that don't know, because I didn't know
until I looked it up, this is The Rock's last
appearance for years. He's done his contract before he.
Speaker 3: Comes like, he comes back and does the John Cena
stuff after.
Speaker 2: Right, That's the next thing I didn't know when I
watched this, by the way, that The Rock hasn't been
here in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been sporadic here too, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he he isn't showing a weekly walking tall
had just come out in April, so he's been filming
that and doing press for that and things like that.
I wrote down here that this is an insane look
for the Rock, and I wrote down that he has
to be leaving like soon. I was like, there's no
way he comes out here and eat her jeans and
tims and he's staying in the w W.
Speaker 1: E there getting rid of him a sound. You're so right.
The Rocks contract with w W then ended and he
started his full time acting career.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just had to get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was done, dude.
Speaker 3: I guess the last time he wrestled was that WrestleMania.
Speaker 2: Is that right.
Speaker 3: Evolution match? Yeah? Wow, that's crazy. Oh, I was gonna
mention also, the Rock is out here and he's he's
doing his pose and everything so long that it gets
to one part in the CD when it says the
Rock says he's gonna take your little CD. Dust it off,
turn out side of a bit Saturdays, it take a
start up yet. Yes, yeah, it's in the song.
Speaker 1: Dude. I caught that too.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: It was he's in the ring going for his ship
and just he's insulting everybody in the song. Like I
didn't know that part was actually like a part of
the song they used that w.
Speaker 2: It was for this There's no way it is.
Speaker 3: There's no way they pulled that. They had to like
pull that song from the CD because there's no way
they used that ever.
Speaker 2: I was so confused when I heard it because I
thought it was rock in the ring like saying something
to somebody.
Speaker 1: He was just saying it, like into the crowds, talking
to Carmelo. I want to take the CD dust it
off straight up, your kid.
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean I don't. I don't even know if
I've ever heard that in arena before me.
Speaker 1: No, it could just be like maybe like I just
didn't remember it.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize, but I don't think they ever did.
I always loved him, like riffing on his song though
randomly just me.
Speaker 1: Too well, dude, that U what is it? The music
Volume five where like it's him and a pie on
the cover, and like in between every song is him
talking shit.
Speaker 2: Dude, Him with the pie on the cover is a
legendary cover.
Speaker 1: It's fucking so awesome raised pie just before that happened,
by the way, Tony when the rock got on the
apron and does his first pose, he like he starts
stroking his arm to say like he has goose but
Jerry Lawler definitely funny.
Speaker 4: He was like stroking his and he says, like dude,
he does he does the cheet up the Superman buns
for the goose bumps, and he was jerking off and said.
Speaker 3: This mag goosebumps on command whenever he feels like it.
That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: So the Rock gets on the mic and he says,
you come out here, coach, and you run your mouth
and say they have five minutes to talk about the coach. Well,
the Rock says, you got five seconds to get down
of the ring before the Rock gives you the s
whipping of a lifetime. Crowd fucking pops. Rock starts to
countdown from five on his hand and he gets down
to like one and them coach powders, And now it
is time for the Rock to make sure this segment
goes along.
Speaker 2: He's testing out his set.
Speaker 1: He's trying to show some chops before he goes in
films Iron Man three.
Speaker 2: He's got a big string of comedy movies coming up.
He wants to make sure he can hit all.
Speaker 1: Of rock Uh. Rock looks at the divas and he's
standing there, and of course he adjusts his jeans cock
style and says, hello, Mama's he pops, dude, calm down, King,
he poxes and he goes rocks the rock. Rock says this,
everybody's looking fine, looking beautiful, and the Rock knows what
you're thinking. You're thinking, damn, look at the rock, and
you're also thinking, I am getting so wet. No, no, no, no,
you know with perspiration because the hot lights.
Speaker 2: The first time he popped off the wet with perspiration
line was a moment in rock history. Yes, I mean
like that was he was a little crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here was a little nuts. Some of the divas
didn't know that he was about to stay with perspiration.
They started laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Cool, an't it. You know, I was fucking inappropriate ladies.
So Rock says, you guys should be excited because you
have the chance to become a raw diva, and becoming
a raw diva is the best job in the world,
one of the best jobs in the world.
Speaker 3: That was so weird, like back backpedal immediately an okay job,
maybe like the second bed, I don't know, maybe it's
all right job. You like it, right, what's the deal?
You like this job? It's like looking at a validation dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lily and being a rall diva. How you doing?
Is he big fellow? I'm getting okay?
Speaker 3: All right? Hey what just happens? I was like I
was thinking in my head.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that was very nice of them
to get Lilian's the screen time.
Speaker 3: Whoa there, I should think he's both her pills before
I get out here.
Speaker 2: Whoa? Thank you to JBL for the boner's juice.
Speaker 1: Rock doesn't stop there. He says, well, Lilian wasn't always
a raw you know, she used to have a job.
She used to work a sperm bank.
Speaker 3: He just stops there.
Speaker 2: That's that's how my parents to talk about my sad. Yeah,
he used to have a job.
Speaker 3: That's how my mom still talks get a real job, please.
Speaker 1: She used to have a job. She used to work
at the sperm bank. And then everyone's like, oh, the
crowd doesn't even really know how to say, what are
you doing?
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Like the idea of the Rock coming in is like
a big baby face pop. Put this raw divus thing
over right, AND's not the idea like that's what you think.
Speaker 1: It was, probably because they knew this was Rock's last date,
so they said, ah, fucking just what you want. Just
put him in the open and maybe they'll stay for
the rest of the show. Yeah, which I don't think happened,
by the way, But like, like James said, I thought,
I was like, oh, that's cool. He's fucking like poping Lilian.
Well he said, you like, you know, just Gina up
like they no, fucking Lilian's here, that's cool. No, he says,
she used to work in a sperm bank and she
got fired for drinking on the job. And then he says, no,
I'm kidding just a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, I'm kid, I love you. I gotta why are
you doing this?
Speaker 3: Like, dude, she looks so caught off guard to her
face turns all red and stuff, and she like puts
her head down like well, like it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was a very cute moment at first, and then
he killed it.
Speaker 1: Well, Rock says, who is Carmela and the crowd booze?
Speaker 2: And he doesn't even know who these people are, dude.
Speaker 1: James, I swear to God, unless I fucking heard this wrong,
Rock says, right after they says, I gotta tell you
I heard something. I haven't been watching the show, but
everything in the bats told me that these girls hate dude.
He said that watching this shitty as show, I mean, fucking.
Speaker 2: You guys are competing with Halo two. Brian Dawkins, Julius
Peppers like, what is active? And you want to talk
about raw? Oh? You want to talk about raw?
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen this ship? Sims t is about
to come out?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I got my own? The Rock ex boxes.
Speaker 2: That ship had just like popping off.
Speaker 1: So Rock says he hasn't watched the show, but he
heard everyone hates Carmela. And then Carmela mid Rock talking
to her, turns around and starts waving at the crowd,
and Rock says, hey, hey, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Look at the Rock truck the Rock show.
Speaker 1: And Rock says, they tried to vote you off, but
you and the Rock have something in common. Eight years ago,
they didn't want the Rock here, but the Rock stood out,
and the Rock became the most electrifying man the world
has ever seen. You gotta stick to your guns, You
gotta you gotta think your way. Is that what you think?
And Carmela goes to talk and Rock says, that doesn't
matter what you think. Okay, goddam got her.
Speaker 2: God, yeah he.
Speaker 3: Hit over these new talent coming in. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: He is bombing so hard in this segment. It's like
actually sucks to see.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like worse than like Fruity Pebble's Rock.
Speaker 2: It's like, pretty this is pretty awful. Man. Yeah, he
was bombing really really bad. It was fine at first
when he came in, sure, but it very very quickly,
just fucking just fell off a cliff man and no
one was stopping him, and he had twenty more.
Speaker 3: Minutes due.
Speaker 1: The thing is much time, by the way. I think
he just took his whatever he wanted.
Speaker 3: No, probably, yeah, you're probably right. The thing with the
Rock here though, was like, uh, when he was doing
this stuff against Doubt Superstars, it was punching up, but
this is just like punching down and it just comes
off malicious, you know. So it's like, why why are
you saying this ship? Like why you got it? Like
if you say it's triple ah, it's fine, but like
these girls, like it doesn't matter what are you looking
at it?
Speaker 2: Get over here?
Speaker 1: Yeah you're fucking right there. That's a really good point.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, him and Lilyan have a big unforgiven.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be in being King two. So Rock says, okay,
I had to say sorry. You know anyway, a couple
of weeks ago, they sent me something. You guys were
asked to make ice cream cones, and I saw that,
and the truth is, I hate it all. You know
what a little ice.
Speaker 6: Cream I'm wearing the story of Sergeant johnsonlet's and I
gotta tune into.
Speaker 2: Talking about ice cream coat.
Speaker 1: Rock says, you guys were asked to make ice cream
cones and I saw that, and the truth is that
was very entertaining. And then it gives them a very
I heard it was really good. Then he gives them
a really serious look and says, no, no, it wasn't.
Because someone wants to see you eat ice cream. What
the Rock wants to see and what the millions want
to see. They want to see you eat something. They
want to see you.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it say pie on my arm here.
Speaker 2: Oh you just got him angry.
Speaker 1: Pussy written five times. They want to see you eat pie?
Is anyone Is there anyone in the back who bring
out some pie for the divas to Jerry's music. Yo
ship here to Jerry, the Japanese buzz saw comes out
carrying pies. Now in like in real life to Jerry,
like was told by the rock to stand backstage holding
a fucking the whole thing of pies and he's been
back there for fifteen minutes already.
Speaker 3: No, I think that like the Rock because he said,
anybody bring out pies, So I'm assuming that like he
went just the guy standing there and they gave him the.
Speaker 1: Pies to rock out Rock Music Rock showed up and
he hasn't.
Speaker 2: Watched the show a while. I hand picked who he
thought were the top guys on the show. Looks like
Jerry was one of the top guys. He's like, okay,
well I want to work with the top guys, so
we'll have to Jerry. Rhyano ls.
Speaker 3: This causes.
Speaker 2: The big.
Speaker 3: Baby Rocks, a big easy w fan. You know he
always loved sure Jerry and Rhino loved him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Well the Jerry comes out with the
pies and Rock dooring to Jury's entrance with the pie, says,
look at my man to Jerry bringing the pies like.
Speaker 3: That was funny? Is how I gill in that dying.
Speaker 6: That's my man to Jerry's bringing the springing the pies.
He just has a whole plate of pies.
Speaker 1: Jerry has a more literal sentence in their life. Look
at my man Jerry bringing up the pies, and he's
gonna be the hog.
Speaker 3: Paper on paper. That's the funniest fucking thing they've ever
written down.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 3: They had a bird eating and they all sat around
and thought that was look with pies.
Speaker 2: That's get.
Speaker 3: This music.
Speaker 1: Rock also says we need a table, a pie table.
I swear to god, I thought the Dudleys were coming.
Speaker 3: That Bubba's busy, yelled at hiden Reich. He got time
to come out here.
Speaker 1: That's true, you're right. So Rock calls for a fucking table,
and he says, we're gonna have ourselves a good old
fashioned pie eating.
Speaker 3: God, deest, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna give each of them twenty seconds to
eat pie. However you want to eat it. You could
eat it provocatively, you can eat it sexy.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like I have any options.
Speaker 1: Shove it up your ass.
Speaker 3: You can fuck the pie. I don't get Christy said,
maybe maybe they they did a movie America. But you
know that movie?
Speaker 1: You heard that? So Rock starts listened off all the
pies and says, you know what before we get I
gotta know this. I've always wanted to ask you this.
This is straight up a thing like the season.
Speaker 2: Wanted to ask to lead to cheerial on man, lead
to er you're.
Speaker 3: Supposed to pick like Triple Ago, and then you get
this funny story.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to ask you this. The jury, the Jerry,
I want to know what's your favorite type of the
jury doesn't want to answer. The rocks him on and
he's agm on and then to Jerry says, pood talk.
Speaker 2: The Rock dabs him up. I like you talking about
that's my man?
Speaker 3: He goes, what is.
Speaker 2: We got a party?
Speaker 1: Then Rock goes the hand I think it was Joi
Giovanni a pie and the guy behind the bucket camera
in the ring he's standing behind the camera. He says hardcam,
hard camera, hard face to hard camera, and Rock looks
at him and says, huh on camera, Edie.
Speaker 3: He's like, all this camera's on, okay.
Speaker 1: So Vannie starts eating the pie with her fingers. Then
she starts cutting promo she's Rock. You know what I
like more than eating pie. I like to see Carmela
eat Crow. The crowd is immediately turning against So I
want to give the fans what they want, and I
want to challenge you to a match w W style
down in dirty.
Speaker 3: I think this.
Speaker 2: I think the audience at this point like hates w W. E.
They're watching everything, They're booing everybody. They should be cheering,
like they just hate this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, So I mean, you're right, dude, like and this,
they got a whole set of this still like there's
we're not even close to done in this segment.
Speaker 3: There at the beginning of the show. This is the opening.
Speaker 1: So Rock says, all right, time's up, and he gives
a h Mimi Weber a pie and he says, all right,
you don't have to talk, just the pie.
Speaker 3: Do not say anything at all.
Speaker 1: You don't gotta talk here. So Mimi Weber caets start
looking the pie and Jr. And Commentaries are all there
you go, and Rock says, and damn, damn, she just
go to town on the thing.
Speaker 2: When Mimi Weber gets the pie, j R. Says, oh,
I think she was in Toby Key Whiskey girl video.
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 2: What the hell is that Toby's Whiskey Girl video?
Speaker 1: Maybe she was in that, like Toby Keith the Whiskey
Girl video.
Speaker 2: We're not watching Toby Ke's a Whiskey Girl video. Alan
Iris is still in the league, all right, palhy fuck you.
Speaker 1: So Carmela gets a pie. Crowd starts a boo. Carmela
then grabs a handful of pie and eats it and
then rubs all over her breasts and her arms, which
rubbing it on her arms gets to Jerry really fired up.
In the corner, Maria gets a pie. She puts some
of it on her nose and tries to lick it,
but she can't get to it, so she just uses
her finger again. Rock points over to Jerry and says,
look at the Jerry's say, freak, dude, what is happening
on this show? Well? Rock gives Christy Hemi a pie.
The crowd pops and Rock says, she just whistled me.
I gotta talk, so I'm gonna let her talk.
Speaker 2: Why was there no commercial breaks during this thirty minute segment?
Speaker 1: It is a twenty five minute commercial lists opening segment.
I've never seen the likes of this before in my life,
Like we've watched Attitude err segments that only went like
maybe tw.
Speaker 2: They killed every match tonight with a commercial, and instead
it was the twenty five minute opener, no commercial. Rock
Diva searched down all.
Speaker 1: With the Jerry they needed it the Rock's last fucking appearance.
So Christy hemy is on the mic and she says,
you guys can see my bud's hungry, and Jerry Lawler
says what Christy said, It's been munching my panties all night,
so I'm gonna feed it. So she puts the pile
on the mat and then sits on it and then
shakes her ass around. And the only thing that could
happen that was worse than this was law Resistance music ititting,
which is what happened next.
Speaker 3: Dude, Okay, so, like.
Speaker 2: You really have to like lay the lair for this.
This is fucking the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
in my life. And they did this with no regard,
no thought. They thought, yeah, let's just fucking do it.
So like Maria licks her nose and then licks the pie,
and then Christy Hemmy says, my ass is real hungry.
My panties have been writing up my ass all night,
so I'm gonna sell this pie. So she sits on
the pie with her ass and then shakes her ass
with pie and then La Resistance with Jonathan Coachman comes
out here to kick the Rocks ass and.
Speaker 1: To Jerry is also there because he's the top guy
that the Rock wanted to work.
Speaker 2: On, Like what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 1: And no commercials, no commercials at all, and Coach gets
more mic time. He says, time's up. I'm sick of tardy,
you embarrassing me every time you come out here. Rock.
Last time you were you embarrassed these two, So I
guess in the Rocks just always work together. So right
now the Rock Show is over and now the crowd
is channing USA, which upsets Jonathan Coach. Coach says, the
three of us are gonna come down there and Rock
We're gonna give you a people's ass whipping of a lifetime. Well,
Rock says, all right, to Jerry, let's move these pies
out of the way.
Speaker 2: Dude, does Geria blanch?
Speaker 6: The girls get out of the ring, and Rockets and
Jerry moved the pies out of the ring and.
Speaker 2: Then Rock says, there's gonna be a homo side this bitch.
Speaker 1: Dude, Rock, one of the girls, I guess wasn't getting
out the ring quick enough. And come on, mama, that's
fixing to be a homicide up in his son of
a bab.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Wow? Okay ship. So Rock tells Low Resistans and
Coach to just bring it, bitch, and they do, and
then they Low Resistans start kicking the Rocks ass like.
Rock takes a bump off a Sylvan clothesline and they
stomp the Rock out. I didn't I was so confused.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing. So Coach gets
a he stops them from stomping out the Rock in
the corner and he grabs Rock's head and he does
the smell taunt and he slaps Rock in the face. Well,
Rhino's here, and I'm even more confused than ever now,
and he gores Sylvan and then the Rock gets a
comeback on conway to Jerry kicks him the head. Coach
is now in the middle of all three of the
guys here, so Rhino fucking bumps them around, Rock bumps
him around. Rock and Coach are now staring at each
other in the middle. They're circling each other and Coach
gets fired up. He's challenging the Rock to a fight,
so Coach rushes Rock. It gets fucking spied busted. Rhino
is fired the fuck up about they see you, fucking Bull,
the fucking fucker killing your family. He's throwing nuts. Rock
doesn't have an elbowpad to take off, so he throws
his shirt into the crowd and he hits the People's
elbow and Coach and of course Rock ends this segments
with if you smell what the Rock is cooking? Twenty
five minutes. That segment was, of course, which like.
Speaker 2: Stand tall?
Speaker 1: That is the three top faces on this program is
the Rock to Jerry and Rhino, and JR says, so,
I don't take the Coach or the tag champions are
going to be interrupting the People's piting contest from now on,
j R. I hope this never happens again, Buddy, I
don't know, I like, the fuck have to.
Speaker 2: Move these pies. What's your favorite pie?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, what the fuck? So that was uh, that
was one of the worst things I've ever seen in
my life.
Speaker 2: I mean a true, true, true, true train wreck in
every sense of the word.
Speaker 1: Was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It was seriously like we talk about train wreck segments
on this show, but this is maybe one of the
longest uncommercial break train wreck I've ever seen on WWE. Okay, So,
as the rock Rhino went to Jerry's stand tall, it
cuts backstage and Kane is here with his little tuxedo
and whistling. Here comes the bride.
Speaker 1: He's on a he's on a big bag that I
saw I assumed had suits in it, but we can't
find out that it was not his suit.
Speaker 3: Dude, he's in his ring gear walking to the arena like, okay, yeah,
he thought he was booked Tony, Like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: What the hell on this show, He's got to get dressed.
But like that's what he wears in normal day, like
out in the streets.
Speaker 1: He should have showed up like that one episode we
watch where he had purple trucks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was more normal than than he is here.
Speaker 1: How is that?
Speaker 3: It's crazy?
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of a more evil Kane than like
a Cane in just a T shirt and pants Like
that would make me afraid, by the way, So before
that can part, Jr. Said, up nextual, what will the
future hold for twenty four year old Randy Orton? I
hope we find out soon. The cane part happens then
King and Jr. On commentary, and Jared says, you know,
Kine made me happy, but one man isn't. And actually,
twenty four year old Randy Art.
Speaker 3: We get it. He's twenty four years old, right.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage.
Speaker 1: Triple H is putting on his wrist tape MM because
he has a match.
Speaker 2: He has a promo and that to a match, a
twenty minute one.
Speaker 1: He wanted to have have Orton laid down for him later,
but like he didn't need to be in gear for that,
Like there's no rule that you have to be in gear,
you know, so like I could have just did it.
But that's fine, he state. But up, he has the
Evolution Martini glass shirt on, and Flair and Batista walk
in and Triple Ah says, ye sure, Orton still here
and Flair says positive and Trible H asked Patista if
he delivered the ultimatum. Batista says yep, and Flair says,
you think Grandy will really go through with it? And
TRIPLEY says, what choice does he have? Orton isn't in
charge of his destiny? We are, and Flair says, you
think he's gonna watch the rest of the show, and
Trible he says, I'm not watching it.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage. Lida is here when there is
a knock on the door and it's Cane.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Caine comes in and Leada says, get out,
and Kane doesn't listen oddly enough, and Kin gets close
to her and smells her hair and he says good
and smells cimitism. Shit.
Speaker 2: We gotta get rid of these paws.
Speaker 3: Jersus Steady there with a bunch of pies.
Speaker 1: They're in the pie room and Jerry walks in. Hey, let.
Speaker 3: Well the pies for the wedding.
Speaker 1: Lady, let everyone sample them. That sucks. Kine says, look,
I know you don't want me. I know you want
me to leave, and I know it's bad luck. It's
either bride before the wedding, but I couldn't help it.
Ha ha. There is nothing that is going to ruin
this wedding night tonight, and this night is very specially Lita.
It's gonna be an all white affair to signify the
purity of my child that you're carrying. Well, Kaine says,
that's why you know, I'm gonna go back on something
I said, because I want this to be a you know,
a white affair wedding, and I want you to wear this.
And he opens up the what I thought was his suit, uh,
you know bag, but it's a wedding dress. And he
takes fucking forever to take this thing out of this
fucking back.
Speaker 3: Can I get it out? And you could hear a
pin drop in the arena? Take it for you're exchecting
something crazy, like you can call like this crazy dress
or like I don't know what it is, some bloody
something I don't know, and it was just a white
dress and shirt.
Speaker 1: I want you to join Gane style. He's done a
lot for this wedding, actually set.
Speaker 3: Out the invitations, he planned. Then he got all the
people have suit.
Speaker 1: Got a wedding dress. Yeah, I mean, like he gives
a funk about this, And well he doesn't look happy now,
and he says, look, I know you don't want to
do this, but you're up because after all, it's a
nice day for a white wedding. And then we go
to j R. Voiceover and he says, oh, well the
wedding from house to night. But anyway, William Regal, he's
taking on a Rick Flair to just crazy jukesaposition of
this fucking like evil guy forcing this girl to marry her.
Oh that fucking shucks. Anyways, gonna have one with rig
Flair tonight, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean it goes from to Jerry and the Rock
sharing pies, to the World Heavyweight title pre tape bucine
and led a wedding segment to William Regal with Eugene.
Speaker 1: Like, this show is all over the fucking place, and
I don't it definitely feels like too many cooks and
they all are cooking. Doug shit.
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Speaker 2: Stacker might have bought it. That'd be funny. Oh, I
think they just made it sure. Edge versus Chris Jericho
Interconinal Championship is on the line.
Speaker 1: Dude, fucking Edge comes out here, and like, I don't
know if I've just never noticed it before or like
I was just watching like a good copy, but like,
I don't, I feel like I've never been able to
hear the sound of them blasting the smoke at Edge
as loud as I heard her for this entire entrance.
It was very obnoxious. Yes, just for like fucking a
whole minute.
Speaker 2: Edge has a little go tee. Thought that was cool.
Speaker 1: That was on his shirt too. I think at times
the go tea was stood out.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and four, everyone has a little go tee.
This is the most like hell yeah, dude's era ever.
Speaker 1: Spike TV probably said you gotta have someone with a
tea on this show.
Speaker 2: Steve Aus is not here. Someone's got a lot of
guys that had it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Jericho and Edge start with some early exchanges here
before Edge throws the first punch. These guys have faced
like forty million times.
Speaker 1: Even say that, yeah, so, so my my expectations.
Speaker 2: For the match are higher just because they faced very much,
and I don't think it ever got out of first gear,
and I don't think it was supposed to, but would
have been nice.
Speaker 1: For it to be nice. It definitely felt like a
match setting up a pay per view match.
Speaker 2: Jericho's signals fuck you to Edge and then goads him
over the ropes to hit the triangle drop kick. We
come back from commercial and Jericho hits a spinning heel
kick on Edge. I'm gonna guess that they just kind
of put all the commercials in this match.
Speaker 1: They load up the next like, I mean, all the
promos are not getting commercials of course, so like all
the matches have to right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is annoying and maybe that's why the matches
feel stuck in gear one. Yeah, so Jericho hits a
reverse elbow on Edge for a two and aarana for
a two. Jericho jumps into a gut kick and Edge
hits a DDT for a two.
Speaker 1: That was fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Actually, Edge goes for the spear, but Jericho moves and
then goes for the walls of Jericho.
Speaker 1: I thought he's gonna bump the ref, I said, I
hope he doesn't bump the ref, and they teased it,
but he.
Speaker 2: Does not Edge small packages him and the ref counts three,
even though Jericho's foot was all the way.
Speaker 1: On the road, I mean like it was. He was
fucking falling out of the ring. He was so in
the ropes here.
Speaker 2: So the ref immediately waves off the match after he
called for the three, and he followed Edge up the
ramp and said, no fucking way, buddy, we are restarting
this match.
Speaker 1: I fucked up huge, And don't worry, We're not gonna
see his reaction or really the restart of the match.
We'll shout up to shout when we come back. When
we come back from commercial, and the match is like
already going.
Speaker 2: Again, Jericho's back on top, Like I was like, wow, I.
Speaker 1: Thought like I would have liked to see like the
beginning and then maybe go to the bell or go
to the commercial.
Speaker 2: But no, I can't say that this was a bad idea.
But with a pretty like uneventful first fall and coming back.
Speaker 1: To it and I know the finish now, they don't
pick it up much either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was such a weird match. Yeah, it was
so overthought for no reason. These guys could have just
had a good TV match.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine they were just like, let's try let's
just try something. Yeah, we've had this match one hundred times,
let's just try something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one, I mean this show sucks, Like why not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this will still be the best match of the show.
Would try something out. So Jericho hits an en Z
and then the ball scrape. Jericho, does that have.
Speaker 1: A fucking name? Like? Is it called something in the
game that I don't know? I legit run every single time.
It's running balls to the back. I read it every time,
and I know that's not what it's called.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure that Jared One has to tell
the boss Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jericho is on the apron when Edge spears him off
the apron and he jumps into the barricade and hurts
his ribs.
Speaker 1: I definitely thought for a second that he was going
to do a Biggie style, which I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just running and jumping goes through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like as su aside dive through with him there.
That would have been pretty gnarly.
Speaker 2: Edge then crotches Jericho on the top rope, literally picks
him up and throws him, crotching him on the top
rope and the ref calls for the disqualification.
Speaker 1: Like Jericho went for like a cross body and they
stumbled back and Edge dumped him one of the rope
ball style and then he sets up with the spear.
So there's there's time in between this, like Edges like
the ref is talking to Jericho for a second, Edges
setting up for a spear, the ref just stands up
and calls for the bell, and Edge says, what the
fucking spears? Jericho anyway, because he's like, what the fuck
is this shit? I've never seen anyone decute for this.
Speaker 2: So Edge pinned him and then decuwed himself and then
also stood tall at the end and left with the
belt right like, yeah, this match like was fucked up
from the gig guy, like this is what they want
to fuck would I want to see this at the
pay per view?
Speaker 1: You don't want to see Edge getting his actual definitive win,
Like what the fuck? Like I've seen him Edges beating
him three different ways?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like shit, visual beatings for fucking three different ways?
Is this is crazy? Dude?
Speaker 1: It was funny Edges backing up the ramp with the
title and he said even he says, I had him
beat you, son of a bitch. I guess he was
talking to the rev. A match is this is son
of a bitch and I had him beat Yeah, you're right. No,
it's I mean, like even worse, even worse. They did
all that and there's no like pay off to it.
That sucks.
Speaker 2: It's the start of the second hour. So now it's
time for the Evolution town hall.
Speaker 3: That's second hour. We had one match. Oh my god,
we had a second hour with one match?
Speaker 1: Was this actually the same was this raw Zone?
Speaker 2: So this was forty five minutes into the show. And
in America you get fifteen minutes of commercials for every
forty five minutes of content. So yeah, we were just
entering the second hour.
Speaker 1: They show they show Evolution walking through the hallway together
and for some reason, Triple H takes off his Evolution
shirt and just walking with it, and then Flair, walking
next to him, starts awkwardly scratching his own neck because
he's trying to figure out if he's also supposed to
pop his top ball.
Speaker 2: To or not.
Speaker 1: He's like looking at Triple H, look at his shirt.
But the early.
Speaker 2: Evolution Triple H, wo pop his shirt? And Rick there
would slap him on the back of the chest and
be like, you look great.
Speaker 1: You the man.
Speaker 2: So the Evolution town Hall is upon us. Triple H
talks about Randy Orton and how he doesn't believe in destiny.
Speaker 1: This on to like, but he also does.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad you noticed that, because that is also
what I picked up here. I have to say, listen,
we recapped that entire thing at the top, so I
will do my best here. But I was in no
fucking mood to listen to two thousand and four Triple
H talk Like. I was fucking like, wow, I can't
this is and I knew, like, once I figured out
what the segment was, I was like, okay, this is
like a thing people call back to a lot, like
this shot is in orton'stron for years after this, so
it's like, Okay, I get it. But I did not
fucking want to hear an elongated Triple H repeating himself
sixteen fucking times.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny, dude. It was funny because this was
definitely supposed to be the start of the show when
the rock came back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, you're right, you probably
have swapped this in the desert segment, Yeah, because it.
Speaker 1: Does feel awkward, Tony. It does feel awkward because fucking
right after this is Flair's match, and like the timing
feels super weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, James, they definitely did. And
the Rock was like in Town or something or the
like earlier in the day, like, oh, we got the rock,
let's do this.
Speaker 2: We got together. Semore two, they came together with that
segment and who we got. We got to Jerry and Rhino.
Let's make it work, boys, Let's.
Speaker 1: Make some money. So Triple H is here, Evolution comes
out Triple H's theme.
Speaker 2: Uh, and we know why I thought it was weird.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I did not come out to
Evolution music, but then I found out later.
Speaker 1: Is right, That's how I thought. Too tiny. So Triple
Ah says, there's been a lot to talk about destiny lately,
and I don't believe in destiny. I don't believe life
is predetermined. It's the choices you make, and for every choice,
there's a consequence. And take Randy Orton for example. Randy
Orton made a choice not to be a failure and
a disappointment like his grandfather and his father.
Speaker 2: Hey, Cowboy Bob Orton with the tag team Champions of
the World with Don Pernodle.
Speaker 1: Fuck holy shit, Yeah, I mean the Triple As is
not watching his Greg cr Noodle tams.
Speaker 2: The real evolution was Cowboy Bob Orton, Donkernodle and Dirty Dix.
Speaker 1: Later, you don't know anything about this business, Triple Ah
says that Randy Orton chose to stand by the sixteen
time world champion Rick Flair, the most dominant man in
this business Batista, and the greatest wrestler ever today Triple
h oh shit, that's fucking crazy. And the consequence of
that decision, Randy Orton became one of the most successful
athletes in this industry. But he made another decision. All
you had to do was go on the ring and
softened Ben Wild. For me, Orton made a choice, and
that choice was to win and to take the world title,
my world championship. And everyone knows that title's mind, and
the only person that doesn't is Randy Orton. And it's
ironic that you stowed here last week celebrating your tribute
video and your balloons and you're a Bolli who and
the confetti falling from the ceiling and hour glass, which
is that right? And the confetti was like sand in
an hourglass?
Speaker 2: And okay, val who on that last week, I thought
I would do my own promo.
Speaker 1: Well, Triple H then says, after earlier saying he doesn't
believe in destiny, he says, your destiny had been chosen
for you, and you took the beating U and that
was a consequence of the decisions you made. Okay, so
talk about a hole in one, he says you. Uh,
it's time for you to make a choice. You can
walk to this ring. You can put the world heavyweight
championship in my hand, and you can lay down in
the ring and I take my rightful place as world
heavyweight champion. And for that I will let you live
for one more day above ground. But if you make
the wrong choice, I will personally see it that you
cease to exist.
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 1: And at this point I got sick of it, and
I wrote, holy fucking ramble. We get it. He has
a choice, and he has to come down here, and
you want an answer, and we need an answer, and
you should come out make your choice, to make a decision.
About your destiny and your answers.
Speaker 3: Enough, dude. What's funny about that is like Batista earlier backstage,
or like Batista, you got you gave the ultimatum to Orton, right,
So Orton already knew about this ultimatum because Batista already
gave it to him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: Triple is just telling the camera so you want it
to know or he will.
Speaker 2: I think they probably filmed that backstage after they realized
that they weren't the opener anymore, so they were.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, sure, yeah, that makes sense. So evolutions music
hits and Orton comes out with the title. This is
why I realized that Triple H and them came out
to Triple Ah's music because they wanted Orton to come
out to Lucian's music. I guess to make him feel
like he was still in the group.
Speaker 2: On w c W, everyone came out to the same
theme song and it was no problem.
Speaker 1: It was you're right, Yeah, it was no problem. Triple
A's just maybe wanted to hear that song tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, it's mine, it's my song with that ship.
Speaker 1: The Jerry got his music.
Speaker 2: He also got a bunch of pies, which is way
better than whatever this is.
Speaker 1: Triple Ah says Orton, hand me, I don't know why
you said it like that, Hand me that championship belt,
and Orton stares at Triple H. Triple A's just fucking
flipping out. He's mad. He wants the belt. Triple H
grabs the belt, but Orton holds onto it, and then
Orton proceeds to spit the fattest loogie I've ever seen
in my life.
Speaker 2: That Mark Jindrak. Motherfucker, that was my boy. I'll say
plussy whenever I want.
Speaker 1: We're having a good We're saying shit and pussy bitch.
That's us on the show. So he spits a crazy
loogie in Triple H's face, which is in his tron
for years after this, like this is like the biggest
moment is his career, spitting in Triple H's face, and
Triple H stands there and spit just all over his
fucking face. Looks ridiculous, and he fucking gets fired up
and he charges Orton, but Orton brings him with the belt,
and Batista and Flair chase Orton out, and Orton hops
bacade and runs up the stairs and he poses in
the crowd with the title and then this feels like
fucking forever. Triple H is fucking fuming and he's fucking
flipping out, and he's holding on the second rope and
he's leaning on it and he's fucking dripping spit on
his face and he's yelling, oh dad, yeah man, and
he's he looks fucking disgusting here, man, Like this is
like he's dripping with sweat and spit. H not even
saying real words anymore.
Speaker 2: I love the way he looks when the camera is
like looking up at him.
Speaker 1: Though it's very funny, it's fucking insane looking. Yeah, he's
just the grossest looking dude I've ever seen here. And
they keep doing a bouncing shot with Orton holding the
title up, which feels like forever and Triple Ah just
fucking wet and gross. And that was Orton getting his
comeback here on old Triple H. And I mean, yeah,
like I said, like, that's I legit. Think I know
this part because I've seen it so many times in
this fucking tron.
Speaker 2: Well. Backstage, Victoria tells Eric Bischoff that it's wrong to
force Leada to Mary Kane. She waits until the night
of the wedding, like literally twenty minutes before it. This
is wrong.
Speaker 1: She didn't protest coming to the show either. Sentence for
the wedding, and bitchof says, Hey, the wedding's gonna happen
and nothing's gonna stop it. Then Triple A's hand reaches
in off camera and grabs her entire face and dregs
her off screen.
Speaker 3: Dude, he pie faces the ship out of it.
Speaker 1: It was insane looking, Yeah, caught me off guard. Nuts.
Then he grips bishof up, but he grabs him and
he pulls him to his face.
Speaker 2: Did you say that my face?
Speaker 1: He's and he's spitting all over Bischoff's faces. He says that,
and Triple is just staring. He's face to face with
Bischoff and he's growling, and he says, I want Randy
Orton's ass. Bischoff says, all right, you're gonna get it,
and I'm forgiven. You get his ass, you get a
World Championship match, and Triple A' is just happy with this.
I mean, I've this is like I've seen Triple h
like sell angry before. He's this is like the angriest
I've ever fucking.
Speaker 2: W W E rewind brought to you in part by
Milky Way.
Speaker 1: Hmm, you funk with those? You like the Milky Way?
Speaker 2: I ate him when I was younger. I haven't had
one in a while.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, yeah, I enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: They feel like they're missing something though, you know what
I mean, like a little maybe I don't know some yeah.
Speaker 1: Though, dude, okay, Tony. Every time I have a Milky Way,
I was like, wow, I wish I had snickers, right
every time?
Speaker 3: Every time, Like there's a better candy bar than this.
Speaker 2: I don't know there's there if you get them, like
in the little bars. I don't know if I would
want a full bar of a milky Way, but the
little bars of Milky Way, that's just enough. That was
pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's what I only eat is the
little ones.
Speaker 1: The little one. Little chocolate at all is like the
goat version of any chocolate.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, you're right, you got me on the
gummy cluster thing.
Speaker 1: Oh the nerds, Okay, those are that they're unbelievable into
because like it's hard to kick. Yeah, those are those
are sick as I've been eating a ton of fucking uh,
what are they called? Oh dude, I mean like I
don't go to Hamburg, remember dumb dumbs, A little like
lot of like they I've been eating those, like fucking
crack what you eat of course.
Speaker 2: So Rick Flair was ejected at SummerSlam. William Regal then
hit him with the brass knuckles.
Speaker 1: Because I think it was Eugene's match that Flair was
trying to get involved in. I don't know what the
match was in my brain was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because somehow after this few triple Age gets a
world Tottle match.
Speaker 1: So here's fucking triple.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Triple H wins that match stockingly.
Speaker 2: William Rigo versus Rick Flair is up next. William Regal
comes out to his music to Eugene's music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I was gonna say that. I don't know
how often that happens, where the manager gets the main
theme here, but that's how over Eugene was, I guess.
And Eugene gets in the does airplane arms, which I
always enjoyed. There's I don't know if you guys ever
played it, but I think it's s v ro O
six on the PSP. There's like mini games on it.
Like Blackjack and Ship and one of them games.
Speaker 2: Is you watch you play it?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, there's a mini game where Eugene, like,
you have to do airplane arms down the ring and
not fall over or some shit. That's airplane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is awesome.
Speaker 2: That's free. There is also a sign in the crowd
here where the left side of it has the letter
you and then the other side of it has a
real pair of jeans on it for Eugene.
Speaker 1: That is fucking inspired. Wow, I love that.
Speaker 2: It was pretty nwesome.
Speaker 1: Love that a lot.
Speaker 2: William Rego's outfit is also kind of crazy. He has
two singlets on top of each other here.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was about, but that is
what it is. I mean, like Helso had a shiner.
Maybe someone saw him in that outfit and punched him
in the air kick.
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 1: He but he stayed true to it because it was
all the only Gary brought the night.
Speaker 2: Of course, so Rego hits an upper cut and flare
flare flops. Here, Regal hits a back body drop on
Flair on the floor on the outside. Jr. Says there's
no padding out there. There's a ton of padding out there.
Speaker 1: There's an unbelievable there's the most padding in wrestling out here.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, they created this entire floor.
Speaker 1: I appreciated that Flair took that though. I was like,
oh fuck, he took a back body drop off the floor.
That was kind of cool. They were hitting each other,
But like you said, there's really that's kind of all
there is, Like it never really gets anywhere other than that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure in the commercial there was more to this
match that we just completely missed.
Speaker 1: Dude. The commercial matches are probably awesome, especially with Edgie.
Jericho's probably a great one.
Speaker 2: Two Yeah, because we come back from commercial and Flair
is up and I imagine Flair does all his ship
during the commercial. Yeah, you're right, And that's a big problem.
I guess with WBS they would put all the fucking
heat and control in the commercial commercials. Yeah, and like,
for a long time, that fucking my brain anytime I
saw heat or anything like that.
Speaker 1: For a while, it maybe don't have the.
Speaker 2: Fuck am I watching this? Yeah, isn't this You're supposed
to be during the commercial. And it wasn't until like
I started learning more about wrestling and stuff that I
was like, oh fuck, like the heat and control is
super important to wrest. Yes, we come back from commercial,
Flair is up, he drops a knee for a two
and closed fist punches him, and then Regal hits a
mother f and bomb on him off the top to
take that.
Speaker 1: On commentary, they're talking about the Wedding from Hell by
the way, a lot during this match, because they also
don't care about this match, and Jay says, you know
later on at the Wedding from Hell, and Wallace says,
why do you keep calling that? Just because none of
your weddings worked out doesn't mean this won't and oh,
you should talk, and then Lawler a little bit after that,
I says, did you bring a wedding present for Ken
and Lita? And Jess says, oh, darn, I knew I
forgot saw him, And Lalla says, oh, you have a present, Shirley,
And Jess says, well, don't call me Shirley, and I
don't have a present. And the last one is egregious.
Here Lalla says, oh, I bought them a present that
they can use on their honeymoon, and Jess says, oh yeah,
watch that edible pennies.
Speaker 2: For Caine.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't call me.
Speaker 1: Charley, Jesus, what are you? What are you talking about
Elisa's I know you don't know what they're because they
don't come and biscuit a gravy flavor. What about barbecue?
Speaker 3: That's just bet sweet.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's good.
Speaker 3: Let's be eating it right now.
Speaker 1: Just like, don't call me Charlot.
Speaker 2: Biscuits and gravy will make you a man.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what you say. They're just eating.
Speaker 3: Tastes like biscuits and gravy. Yeah, I dontant to make
it takes as long you can get it from hard.
Speaker 2: He's across Junior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot faster.
Speaker 2: And Janis, which is man like, is very different deal.
So Regal hits an underhooked souplex, but the ref gets
distracted and Batista then hits William. Regal flair locks in
the figure four and Batista tries to hold his arms,
but the ref sees it and tells him to fuck off.
Eugene runs in the ring and flips over the figure
four to reverse the pressure. Batista then walks over him
and Eugene start hockey fighting.
Speaker 1: Dude, I swear to god, I don't know if I
watched it wrong. I swear to god, Eugene is throwing
Rick Flair punches at Batista's face. They're ident, oh my god,
he is piecing Batista up and the Batista fucking throws
him into the ring post. And then chrispin Wall runs
out to make the fucking same for Eugene and he
starts kicking Batista's ass.
Speaker 2: So Flair and Regal both have brass knuckles in the ring,
which was a great way to do the finish. Here,
Flair and Regal are both down and they're standing up
back to each other, old Western standoff style first to draw,
and they're both putting on brass knuckles, and then they
go to the center of the ring and they turn
around and Regal hits Flair first and knocks them out
with the brass knuckles and ends up getting the pen
to win the match.
Speaker 1: It I mean like, that was a fucking great, fucking finish.
I enjoyed that very much. And then, of course, uh which, James,
to your point of six man titles in w W
E Benoi, William, Regal and Eugene against the Rock to
Jerri and Rhino would have been a great unforgiven massage.
Speaker 2: Couldn't be any worse than anything else on that show.
Speaker 1: Great point.
Speaker 2: Well, vote next on the raw Diva search No clear
a Cell for men presents unforgiven?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, fucking burn the shit out of them, fucking bimples.
Fuck your face up today, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean I had the clear sell pads when I
was young. Dude, I don't know if that's what this is.
I can't remember. I remember it being clear a cell
or something along those lines. Okay, yeah, but that shit
fucked me up so bad.
Speaker 1: It was so painful.
Speaker 2: It was fucking horrible. Like, yeah, waking up at six
am to get ready for school and then burning my
face to ship. Was all of them, at least add
Tailo too, Alan Iverson and Julius Ryan.
Speaker 1: Dawkins clear silled doubt Well that was for clear silf
for men, and you were just going to school, so
you had to get clear self of children.
Speaker 2: Of course that I was a man. So we have
the SmackDown rebound, and we will not be talking about
it because who knows, maybe one day we will do
the SmackDown.
Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil the podcast.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage. Lida is in her dress and
looking in the mirror. She grabs a vase off the
table and throws it at the mirror, breaking it.
Speaker 1: So I was super impressed by this because she was
very mad. She picks up this vase and throws it
at the mirror. The vase shatters, water goes everywhere, the
mirror untouched. What a mirror. I didn't need to know
what brand it is because I always love throwing it broke.
I don't think the mirror did.
Speaker 3: No, there's water all over the mirror, but vase broke.
So maybe they got like a breakaway vase because they
thought it was like, you know, a fake face.
Speaker 2: Shoot, yeah, Cane, they.
Speaker 1: Had to cut that because the first seg went long.
Speaker 3: You're probably right.
Speaker 2: So it shows the ring all done up for the wedding,
and then it shows Cane back here in his white tuxedo.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they transformed the ring. Well, what says I
want to I want a ring has been transformed and
the wedding from hell is a harpy await Cane because
Cane is uh, he's in all white suit and he
has a big smile, and he sniffs his suit for
some reason, just to make sure he doesn't smell.
Speaker 2: Like ship or smelling stuff.
Speaker 1: Maybe he has a deviated sceptum.
Speaker 2: Of the penis.
Speaker 3: You know what, you're right, you know what did you
bring out the butt?
Speaker 1: So Jerr says what he most bizarre when in ceremony
is up next, and Jerry Lowers says, I don't know
who's paying for this. It was the parents of the bride,
but they spared no expense. Jerr says, everything is whatch
but it's still in my view the wedding.
Speaker 3: From Hale dude not hellish enough. I thought this would
be very hell like.
Speaker 1: It's all why no man Caine one of the real wedding,
one of the fucking legit wedding. And uh, there's a
minister in the ring, right, that's right, that's right? And
uh then a the ring bearer comes out, who is
a he's a small man and he has Caine's eyeliner on.
And I don't know why this was the thing that
Jerry Lawler said first, but this small man walks out
with the ring and Kane eyelander and Jerry Lawler says, oh,
he thought like something was about to happen. Crazy, what
could fing possibly be happening? Well, then they have a
small woman come out and has the Flower Girl and
she comes out and she's throwing flowers all over the place,
and then they start playing is Caine's theme song on
I was going, I wrote violin? What is it that?
A cello?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wrote violin to you. I don't know, maybe I said.
Speaker 2: They got so him playing the big guitar with stick, and.
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't but it was actually pretty sick, yeah.
Speaker 3: Like because it was kind of subtle too, like if
you weren't paying attention, got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, it was good.
Speaker 1: So uh Kin shakes hands with the ring Bear and
the Flower Girl. They never explained the association with Cain
and these two, but he seems to know them, and
he seems very friendly with them.
Speaker 2: Friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his fucking real mom and dad, which would be awesome.
That's how the you know, Evil movie should have been
these two.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: So Here Comes the Bride starts to play, and then
Lida walks out in a black dress, and then the
Here Comes the Bride turns Evil and it's like actually
a pretty fucking sick like remix, like it's heavy ship.
So Lida comes down and Caine, I mean Caine scrunches
up his face in a way I've never seen somebody
scrunch up their face before to show anger in my life.
Like he's ridiculous looking.
Speaker 2: Caine also got the fresh line up right across the
top of his head, the middle, the middle, like it
is actually just he just went to the barber for this.
It's actually not still look at.
Speaker 1: It's fucking like you can see.
Speaker 3: It, like, yeah, there's a clear line. He went to
the barber side fucked me up.
Speaker 2: They did, and they right across the top Tony and
just left the sides.
Speaker 3: This is unfortunate.
Speaker 1: That's a fucking I.
Speaker 3: Mean, I don't understand the lore behind Like, what's the
lore behind that?
Speaker 2: Like I know, like the fire fucked up his hairline right, No,
you can see his natty hairline.
Speaker 1: No, come on, I was from the flames.
Speaker 2: That's leftover, sut.
Speaker 3: The fire made a straight line across his head.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And all the when he had long hair before
that was all fake. That was attached to the mask.
Speaker 2: He's one of the most unhinged WB acts of all
time simply because he asked the barbered if he can
just cut across.
Speaker 1: So the minister in the ring Alda's there and Kane's
there and they're standing across from each other, and the
minister says, good evening and welcome to the wedding.
Speaker 2: Good evening, dude.
Speaker 1: If it was Linda mcmahn under a fucking makeup style, yes,
she immediately gives it away. Good evening, Uh, he says,
tonight does the special night is well? Unite these two
in special matrimony. But before we commence, there's a man
who has something very important is that he'd like to say,
a man who is very close to the bride in
the groom, and Kane's getting pissed, and he asked for
this opportunity to address you both. Kine, Lida, please welcome
Eric bash Off a I'm back. What a great fucking
theme song.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's super weird here because I know
Bischoff is the one that allowed this to happen, but
for whatever reason, everyone on this show feels super like
separated from each other. Like, okay, he doesn't feel like
Bischof's really a part of this, if that makes sense.
He is right, but like it doesn't feel like it.
It kind of feels like everything was filmed like separately
and they kind of bulsted.
Speaker 3: Together putting a show together. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Rock fucked all this up tonight.
Speaker 1: For some reason, they needed Eric Bischoff to be like
a part of us. I mean, obviously he sanctioned the
match that led to Kane and Leda getting married.
Speaker 2: Well, you would think there would be a bigger thing
right with Eric Bischoff involved, but instead, No, he's just
here to read from the Bible.
Speaker 1: He's reading from the Bible, and that's what he said.
He comes out in the white suit and he has
his own white microphone. He says, I like to say
how honored I am to be a part of this
blessed occasion and honor the bride and groom. I'd like
to take this opportunity to read one of my favorite
passages from the Holy Bible. And he puts his reading
glasses on and it cuts to Kane, who has a
gigantic smile on his face because he loves the Bible artists.
And Bischoff reads this passage from the Bible and he says, Amen,
the crowd is what dude.
Speaker 2: Eric Bischoff reading from the Bible. It's not even like
a bad guy thing. He's just reading the Bible.
Speaker 1: Like a nice thing. Together. We stand as one. What amen,
what like?
Speaker 2: I thought that was pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: The minister is Kane, Lida, Well, I don't know you personally,
it's clear to me that you have a unique relationship,
and demonstrate how just how unique it is. I understand.
The groom is put together a very special video that
will illustrate his love for you, Lida. So they play
a video package to like an R and B tune
that allegedly Kine has put together, and it's just all
the horrible things that have happened between Leada and Kane.
So yeah, it shows random shit like Lda's pregnancy testing
and Caine's big fucking ugly face, and then another shot
a big ugly ass Kane Caane baby, then the Cane
baby picture, Caine pucker in his lips to kiss Lda
and Lida's not having it, and then came kissing Lyda
as the beat drops, and then uh Leda getting goozled
and lead A slapping Cane and all the great moments here,
and we go back to the ring and Kane's wiping
a tear from his eye and he holds Leader's hand
and kisses it. Now it's time to get it on
the wedding. The minister says, it should be the sinister.
Minister also, by the way, there's a lot of better
ideas that had missed opportunity, and he could have fireball
came and then a.
Speaker 2: Big sALS there too.
Speaker 1: He's the ring bearer, So the minister says, in the
spirit of being unique, I understand the couple has decided
to write their own valves, and Caine, of course has
his first and he says Lda. Kan says, Lda, when
I first shows you to carry my seed.
Speaker 2: That was handwritten by Vince McMahon.
Speaker 1: Of course, Oh dude, you're right, that does sound like
Vince verbiage. I thought of you as an instrument, nothing more.
But as the days have passed, I'm happy that you're
more than just the woman carrying my child. You are
now my property. You're mine to do as I see fit.
You will never know freedom, You will never again feel
the embrace of another man, for there is no escape, Leada.
From this day forward until the day you die, you
are mine. And the minister says, all right, Lida, so
would you like to preceed? So Lida pulls her vowls
out of her top and says, Kane can I hate
you more than life itself. You are a vile, horrible
man with no soul, and even though I have no
choice but to marry you, I want to make it
clear that I love and I will always love Matt
freaking hearty.
Speaker 2: And the.
Speaker 1: Only joy I have now in life isn't hoping that
that praying for you to sulf sulfur a horrible accident
resulting in a painful and immediate death. I sincerely hope
you rotten hell. And Kane is standing there and he's
like nod in his head, kind of like, m not right,
and he says, that was lovely.
Speaker 2: That was I actually really thought his response there was cool. Dude,
take in a second and go up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, h that was lovely. So the minister says, perhaps
we should proceed to the end of the ceremony. If
there's anyone who feels that these two should not be
joined in holy matrimony at this time, please speak now
or forever hold your piece. Alida looks around hoping for
someone come out. Kane starts laughing because no one's coming.
I mean, like there's they could have really went crazy,
like the amount of people that could have came out here,
like s a Rio's coming out here and pop it
off a moon salt and kN kick it as fucking
as would have been cool.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think anyone was in town for this raw,
like fans like, I don't think any wrestlers were gonna
come out.
Speaker 1: Like the only one I know was there was Stone Cold,
and I don't know what the fuck that would have
looked like.
Speaker 2: That would have been nuts.
Speaker 1: He comes out on the fucking ATV, crashes it, you
son of a bit o game. Fucking yes, whoa the
middle figures all the ATV.
Speaker 3: Fuck You're It's all good, full circle though.
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome. So fucking nobody comes out, and then Tricia's
music hits and Trish comes out in White Lingerie, and
this is fucking unbelievable, by the way, And Trish apologize
and says, I'm not here to stop the ceremony. I'm
here to support my very good friend Lida, And I
thought it was just plaining terrible that on your big
night you didn't have them made of honor.
Speaker 2: So who better than Trish coming out in White Lingerie,
by the way, I don't want to just pass that by, sure, please,
absolutely fucking insane it's nuts. She brought that specifically to
do this tonight. Yeah, like this was her gear tonight
was this And she just made like a good call
that Caine would want a white wedding.
Speaker 1: So Tris says, yeah, who better than me? They'd be
the maid of honor. And I even wore white because
I knew that you couldn't. Now, Lida, I personally don't
believe in sex before marriage, but I will let you
know that I support your decision one hundred percent. And
I know you're nervous and confused about having to marry Caine,
but I just want to let you know that everything's
gonna be just fun and all you have to do
is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.
Lyda's fucking pissed. She throws the flowers at Trash and
attacks her, and then they roll down the stairs this
very cartoon like. She grabs Trisch by the head and
starts smashing her head into the ground repeatedly. Caane drags
Leda off of her and brings her back in the ring,
and Caine looks at the men and says, come on,
let's fucking go and says, whoa wait, what the fuck areo.
Oh god damn. So the minister says, Lida, you take
this man to be her lawfully we a husband till death,
do you part. Lda takes a second, she looks around.
She says, I I do. And the minister says, and
do you can take this woman to be your lawfully
wedded wife, rich in richness, in boredoess, in sickness, in
her health, as long as you both shall live. Oh yeah,
Matt Hardy's music hits now. Not enough themes have hit
in this fucking wedding.
Speaker 2: So Matt, That's what I'm saying. There's nobody, Yeah, no
one wants to do anything about this, not.
Speaker 1: A single bit. Well, the rock had to go do
some shitting against movies. I can't stay for the wedding.
I got the fucking movies that do so came, fucking
is fired up. He walks down the stairs that are
leading up to the ring and he's talking shit at
the ramp. He's waiting for Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy all
of a sudden dives from the ring on top of
Kane's head, like this is a dive that I've never
seen before. He wipes Cane out and he fucking throws
them in the stairs and then hits him, of course
with a twist of faith finishing move. It was such
a like I thought he was just gonna beat the
shit up and maybe beat him with some weapons. But
instead he in his purest moment of anger. I mean,
this guy's forcing his girl to marry him, and in
his deepest, angriest moment, he busts up the twist of faith.
Speaker 2: Well, the hottest moves around.
Speaker 1: I mean, they laid him out until it didn't because
Matt tries to run away with Leta and Kane sits up,
and then Piro goes off on the stage. There's a
wall of fire. What the fuck, big fucking wall of
fire stopping them from leaving. I would have just ran
through that shit.
Speaker 2: I would just walked around it probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like go through the crowd like Randy.
Speaker 2: Just go through loss lane.
Speaker 4: There's the.
Speaker 2: Well Matt Hardy has a bad knee.
Speaker 1: So I understand they want to jump. Well he I
guess his back isn't too bad though that's not yet,
so that's good. So Cain comes up the ramp and
he goes after Matt. Matt ducks a line and Matt
punches the ship out of the cane. Kane, but fucking
Big boots the ship out of him, and then Kane
picks up Matt Hardy and chokes lose his ass off
the stage through a table and kills him. Matt Hardy
is dead, and the wedding is not over, of course,
because Kan then drags lead it back to the ring
to the altar and he looks at the minister and says.
Speaker 2: What are you waiting for?
Speaker 1: Run's go, let's finish this, and the Minister Eric quickly says, sorry, Cane,
do you take Leader to be your wife? And Kin
thinks for a second, shows about the end. Kane says,
I do, and then Minister says, by the power vestment
of me, I now pronounce your man and wife. You
may kiss the bride, and Kane pulls Leader in and
he kisses her, and then that GE's up. Kane's music
and his lights to come on. I was fucking praying
that Kin was going to do the biro and like
all the posts would go off or something would blow
up in the ring. I thought that would be very funny,
but they did not do that.
Speaker 2: That was very upset.
Speaker 1: So Kin holds Leada's hand and they walk out of
the ring and Jerry Lawler as they're going up the
ramp together, he's Kane's carrying her up the ramp as
a as a husband would carry a wife. Father says
maybe maybe he was a wedding for Bell and Cain
holding Lida looks over the stage to see Matt Hardy,
who is fucking dead being tended to by doctors and refs,
and then Kane carries Leader to the back and they
are now officially married, and that is that is how
the show goes off the air with Kane carrying Leader
his new wife.
Speaker 2: So Matt Hardy actually doesn't appear on w w E again,
I believe until the next year. I believe he needed
to take time off for his knee and then they
ended up just releasing him when he was rehabbing. Oh okay, yeah,
so he does his r o H states he faces
Christopher Daniels, faces homicide and this I believe so because
he comes back to face Matt hart or Edge.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, yeah, that's right, because I think that's all
popping off while he's out and that's like a part
of why he gets released too.
Speaker 2: Well, Matt comes back to work w W E again,
but he still has like r O H dates, so
I finished finish the dates up.
Speaker 1: Dude, we gotta watch that episode where he fucking like
runs in on the show and it's like a shoot
quote hi, which is looking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they bring him in, he's facing Daniels.
Speaker 1: Roddy a j Hell yeah, I mean want to fucking
just talk?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean they had nothing. I don't know
if this episode looked different before the Rock showed up.
I imagine maybe it did. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming they cut one match, right, they cut another match?
There was only what two matches on the show?
Speaker 1: Is that right? It's yeah, it's Jericho and Edge and
then it's fucking Regal and Flair and then that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, Wow, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that till you said that, Tony Jesus
Gone because I was.
Speaker 3: Looking at it. I'm like, okay, So I'm assuming there
was one more match, right, there had to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah for the Rock game, I mean, the best part
of the show is to Jerry's Pies, which also coincides
with one of the worst segments.
Speaker 1: Just just ever. Yeah, just literally fucking every Yeah, what
a dog shit show. But I had a good time
with you, gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Indeed, I gotta say, I mean you have to. If
you if you listen to us talk about this and
you haven't seen that opening segment, go sit down for
twenty five consecutive metal check that out.
Speaker 1: You have to watch it through.
Speaker 2: No plus ten just watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to watch it through. We didn't plus
ten it, so you can't either, and then report back
to us and we'll apologize. But that is it for
WWE Monday Night Row, August twenty third, two thousand and four,
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