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Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: Welcome everybody to mccloney's Military sound show here on the
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What the show we have for you tonight broadcasting live
from the Stobbed Gallley Restaurant, fifty five Wata Street and
Newyport and Great Seafood Restaurant, Great Hamburgers and a great
steak and cheese Sammy. We have quite a show for
you to night. But first let me introduce you to
the members of the place. Girls. Get ready, you've probably
been feeling his vibe all day maybe, so get you,
sit yourself down, get your boxy clinics, get yourself a fan,
get yourself When is it squeegee? Alom wow, because he's here,
the very famous Juan One cross the puddle over there
in the UK.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: Hello everybody, Hello girls, especially, welcome to the show, and
I'm glad to be here. As always, I was trying
to polish my vibe earlier today really and I ran
out of polish so okay to order something from Amazon.
Speaker 4: You know those things happened. Okay, alright, there's a joke
in this I'm going to say. So, how so the
countdown is on, right, You're coming back soon? Yes?
Speaker 6: In fact, I booked flights today, did you really really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What's the day from American Airlines? March thirteenth.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you gotta fly in the thirteenth. Good for you.
Speaker 6: Yes, the Thursday, the thirteenth, and we're going to be up,
up and away.
Speaker 4: Who's picking you up at the uplet? That's the important thing.
I haven't figured that out yet.
Speaker 6: Know, Okay, well I can pick you up there you go,
you could, Yeah, I'll hook up.
Speaker 4: With you later on.
Speaker 6: I haven't really gotten any volunteers from my sister where
we were staying in Bedford, because I know she works
for a living, real hard at this awful financial institution
where she says it's crazy and it's going to be
in its tax season. So there's always the NTA there,
don't I'll be giving to the invitation.
Speaker 4: I said, Hey, guess when I'm flying in. Yeah, well
we can't wait. You've been gone three years, three years
to do long wait seems like forever. Yeah, you're not
going to recognize this place when you come back. But
that's an all right, So let's you will be recognized.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 6: I'll be smoking a pipe and probably have a piece
of fish coming out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: Really, you know, I'm gonna look forward to. Also with
US is our international senior corresponding down there and my
sister's tank top, West Virginia Switchblade, Steve Willard Switchy.
Speaker 7: Great to be here and great to be seen, even
though I'm having shaped for a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you have a bed. Yeah, what's what's go ahead?
Speaker 5: What's that?
Speaker 4: What's going on in the background there? What do you have?
It looks like a big antas.
Speaker 8: Oh, that's the same same old thing. That's uh, that's
a mothman shower, curt.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay on the border. Also with US, we'll get
back to you soon, Switchy. Also with US is our
international security chief Willie club w c.
Speaker 9: Hey mac Hey, folks, how's everyone.
Speaker 4: Doing pretty good? Willie? How about you good?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll tell you. I feel really good at night.
You know, some nights I tell you and I'm off
a little bit. And I said it to my wife.
I said, you know, I really feel like I'm on tonight.
She had a puzzled look on her face. But I
don't know what that meant.
Speaker 4: But on what on what I know?
Speaker 9: But it just just it feels like there's something special
tonight that's so well.
Speaker 4: It's had to be here let us know if that
drains away.
Speaker 9: Okay, you'll know because I'll be like sleeping ears.
Speaker 6: I think I'm on something. Anyway, When do you want something?
My mother used to say, when do you want something?
Speaker 4: Oh boy? Zillions of jokes, but no also with us
down there and excuse me, Connecticut. Is Susie bestill Susie?
How are you?
Speaker 10: I'm doing good?
Speaker 11: Excited to be here?
Speaker 4: What's you say down the bottom of your screen? All
of us can read that? Please read it for us.
Speaker 12: It says Susie Bastile, ancient penis expert.
Speaker 4: Ancient penis expert. Yeah wow, how do you get those credentials?
I'm going to say, that's just another way I say
an old dick. That voice you just heard is producer, engineer,
I get away driver, uncelellisle unkle leo. How you doing?
I'm doing great?
Speaker 5: Mac?
Speaker 13: How you doing? You would know? It's funny, real quick thing.
Yesterday MC and I were working on the uh mixuer
board for the show, you know, loading in some stuff.
When I left, I walked out of his house. I
walked home cross street, and about an hour later he
sent me a text and he said, hey, you left
your jacket here so I said, oh, okay, cool, ye,
I'll be right over. So we both walk out of
our houses. We meet in the middle of the street.
He hands me my jacket. I go in the house,
I put it on the in the living room and
go about my business. This morning, I get up and
I go go to put my coat on. I put
the coat on, and I'm like, well, this doesn't feel
doesn't feel right. And I'm looking at this in my
coat and I reached in the pocket and I'm like,
this is definitely not my coat you're sending with. Hey,
it gave me the wrong jacket. So I go walking
over and we swapped.
Speaker 4: I reached min jacket and there's a nebulizer there. Yeah,
there's there's an as that's my coat. And if you
lie there some dead bees.
Speaker 13: Yeah, a bag and pretty funny though.
Speaker 4: Uh okay, well, thank you alain Us. Also with us
is uh super K super fans Susan K down there
in North Carolina. Wow, you've got quite the outpha down
that tonight, my friend. Wow, okay, how are you tonight?
I'm excellent.
Speaker 14: I'm so happy to be here and see all your
beautiful faces going up there.
Speaker 4: It snowed a little bit, but we didn't even notice.
What what do you have?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: What are you wearing? Like a butterfly dress? Looks like
a huge butterfly.
Speaker 6: Oh my good.
Speaker 4: Wow, we've got to be a TV show. We got
to do that. So, uh, let's see, all right, the
whole gang is yet. Uh, we're going to interview, introduce.
I forget what we should call them these days. Just Trevor, Trevor,
get introduced. Yeah, we'll introducing them now, Trevor, how are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hey, how's it going? Thanks for having me on the show.
Love being here.
Speaker 4: You don't want me to use your last names, so.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 4: Why it just doesn't Just don't care.
Speaker 2: Call me whatever cell phone number out now, yeah, do
It just doesn't matter, all right.
Speaker 4: Also with us joining us is a good friend, Don Falcone.
By the time we get introduced everyone to show you over,
this would be cool to use your Don Falcone out
there in San Franciso, Don, how you doing.
Speaker 5: I'm doing good? Okay, good to be back here.
Speaker 4: You're not near there? You near the fires?
Speaker 5: Uh no, I'm in northern California.
Speaker 4: As good for you. Well, they come up for you
don't worry. A couple of years, they'll be burning up there.
Speaker 5: We had that one day five years ago where it
looked like Mars and we were getting.
Speaker 4: Red smoke and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it wasn't smoke, but it was due to
the fires a bond us Oh wow, yeah.
Speaker 4: And it was.
Speaker 5: It was actually totally dark at noon. It's it's the
weirdest experience.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing that and it literally looked like Blade Runner.
Oh crazy, Yeah, it literally did, and it was one
of the freakiest things.
Speaker 5: Although I went to Brooklyn one time and I thought
that reminded me of Blade Runner.
Speaker 4: You've been to Brooklyn lately. Man, It's a very expensive
place to live these days. But anyway, so thanks for
joining us. Now, listen, we have a bunch of people here,
but we have a civilian here from if Switch, Massachusetts,
which is very close to us. We want to bring
him in real. I have him the story, Sean Frowman.
Did you really want to give your last name? That's fine,
So we don't like to, you know, really date the show.
But lately, let's say, there's been all this weird stuff
about drones. Drones have been everywhere, right, and the news
you don't. It's kind of gone away a little bit,
which is weird too, But people see a lot of
them around here, for sure. This is around here, mean
the no Schuer of Boston, southern New Hampshire, that kind
of that area, and for whatever reason, people see a
lot of them here. Sean, you saw some recently. Yeah.
Speaker 15: So I'm just a very ordinary guy. Like I said,
I live probably a fifteen minutes south of here, and
I saw the news articles on the drones in New
Jersey and I'm like, you know.
Speaker 3: What, what's what's this?
Speaker 4: What is this stuff?
Speaker 3: You know, I wasn't paying much attention to it.
Speaker 15: And then it was like, probably like three and a
half weeks ago, went outside, saw something like that's that
just doesn't look like an aircraft.
Speaker 4: It's off.
Speaker 15: And then literally every night I've seen there's one night,
I lost count of how many I've I've I saw.
Speaker 3: And what you can actually do.
Speaker 15: I use flight Aware, which is a real time flight
you know, that's that's actually you want to see these things.
I think a lot of people are looking at these
things up in the sky and they're like, that's just
just an aircraft. Like, no, it's not a lot of
these are not those. If you compare those with what's
on flight aware, you can see in real time that
that what you're seeing is.
Speaker 4: It's not what did it look like? You know, there's
when you see all the time.
Speaker 15: So where I live in Ipswich, I live up on
the third story of an apartment building and that kind
of overlooks the town. And I don't get why there's
so many and if switch, it doesn't make any sense
to me. And if they're if I'm seeing so many there,
they've got to be everywhere, right, which is just bizarre.
But there's you know, there's different types I've seen, like
almost strobes in the sky that will just hover there
for like fifteen minuts. I'm in my living room, I'm
watching you blinking blinking. There's different light types. They don't
blink like regular aircraft. And you know, multi people my
talent have seen these. I was driving home from from
Newberry Fort last night just to ip switch s like
ten of these things I'm not safe to do while
I'm driving.
Speaker 3: But I'm looking at flight aware. Things aren't on there right.
Speaker 4: If they don't show up and flight away, they're not
an aircraft. They're not aircraft.
Speaker 3: And I'm a white enthusiast.
Speaker 15: I've looked that flight away for years. I do it
with my daughter. We look at planes I've never seen.
I've always seen the aircraft always until about three and
a half weeks ago.
Speaker 4: What do you think the or.
Speaker 15: So there's multiple you know, theories that they're you know,
non human intelligence. Our military has got to know what
these are. I don't see a way where they wouldn't
know what these are. It's are military. Why they're not
telling us is kind of freaky.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it would be a big secret to keep
the thing. You know, there'd be a lot of people,
there be a lot of moving pasts to keeping that secret.
And you know these days, you know, everything leaks. Yeah,
so I think it's kind of weird down in New
Jersey when it really first started happening. Okay, so now
what time guts, we don't want to date the show,
but you know, late twenty twenty four, let's say that
story came out that they were looking for missing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, missing Pilar material or something.
Speaker 4: Else, right, Yeah, and then they said I'm not doing that,
and then it kind of went away a little bit,
and then all of a sudden, like just swams on
them just appeared over New Jersey and then and it
was like, Wow, what's really going on here? I mean
that takes I mean, if there's one hundred drones in
the sky, how many people would it take to control
one hundred drones? One hundred people exactly, you know. I
mean that's a huge announce if this was.
Speaker 3: Some secret drone thing where the amount.
Speaker 15: Of people involved that would have to pull off this hoax,
yeah yeah, yeah, fathetable.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So that's why I think the government does know
about it, and they just and it's something like really scary,
and you know, they're not telling us, you know.
Speaker 15: That that could be the case, and like, you know,
if it was something scary, i'd understand them not wanting
to tell us.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: How big of these things?
Speaker 15: There's different types I've seen. I've seen ones that are
like eight hundred feet off the ground.
Speaker 3: They look like.
Speaker 15: Helicopters, the size of helicopters. They don't make any sound.
I've been beneath these things. That's impossible, okay, right, I
don't I don't get it. I don't understand the physics
of these things. I saw one.
Speaker 3: Because I see them.
Speaker 15: I I have a pair of binoculars in my living room.
Speaker 3: It was about dusk. It was like two nights ago.
Speaker 15: One flew around from ips which came down down the
Ipswich River, and I got a really good sight of
this thing in my binoculars. Three binkling lights. Thing was
the size of small aircraft and I could see what
was between the three bilinkle lights and this was a
complete triangle.
Speaker 3: It was I've never seen it, Like, I'm looking at
this thing, going.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's the weird thing too, is before this whole drone
thing happened, people used to see ladge you know, triangular
shaped aircraft all the time. Now maybe people just looking
up and seeing it and seeing them more, do you
know what I mean. They've always been there and now
we're paying attention. Yeah yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 15: It's it's a very strange phenomenon that's going on. And
then these things could disappear in a couple of days
and we'll have seen me. I don't know's I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean if at one point someone said, well,
because well, well four or five years ago we did
the story. There was a the Navy was conducting you know,
maneuvers off of Carolina island off of the Alway, right, And
for four or five nights they put in clothes, drones
followed them, they took pictures of them and so on,
and people were saying, well, they have to be being
controlled from a ship somewhere, like a Chinese fishing ship
or something, because there was so far off the coast. Yeah,
it couldn't be from land, Okay, unless there's this super
dup of stuff, you know, that you can control drone
drones from far away, which when as soon as I
say that, and they would have drones like bombing places
in Afghanistan and Iraq, they weren't doing it from ANFLIS
base in California. Yeah, So there's some kind of real
advance of drone technology going on here for sure. And
they just like kind of harassed these navy ships for
four or five days and it went away, and now
we have this this.
Speaker 15: The scariest thing to me would be that it was
and this is another theory that it's it's you know,
it's Chinese drones, which to me is actually more terrifying
than if that's actual aliens or whatever, right, because.
Speaker 2: You know, well I can I can pipe in on this.
So the leading professional drone company in the country is
a company called Dji okay, and they make excellent, excellent
drones and camera products and microphones as well. I'm actually
about to buy one of their microphone sets because I
need it for my job.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: The government is actually trying to get rid of dj
Dji in this country. There it has been proven that
Dji is sending a more info than a normal company
back to China, a lot of info, especially if you
use their app, their phone app in conjunction with their drones,
and most people do because you can get the most
control out of your drone that way. The other big
problem is that Dji has big federal contracts and for
years has already sold so many of their drones to
the military. Wow, okay, so this is just Dji assuming
that these are some of these are Dji drones in
the air, right, Yeah, I mean what you're saying is
very much a strong possibility, right, and that is really scary.
Speaker 4: But here's the here's the thing that we don't you know,
don't always think of. In my opinion, it's like people say,
oh my god, all these JUMPTION drones. You know, China's
running them, or Russia or something like that many drones
you think over China and Russia that they don't know
where they come from, you know, exactly it was, we're
probably doing to them twofold, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yes, absolutely, so you know, I mean, but they're
hacking us. We're definitely hacking them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, probably, you know, times tense. But but what
do they what would they want for just like kind
of taking photographs of the ground at night in New Jersey?
Who'd want that?
Speaker 2: I mean in terms of I know why America is
collecting our personal information, and that is just for targeted commercials.
I just find that commercials on some ad supported streaming
services that I own are are getting eerily accurate or
so far off because they think that I'm this target audience,
you know, just because I identify as male, I'm in
my late forties and I live alone. Like somehow they
think this product for me when it's not as for China.
I mean, what do they want? Social Security number? Like addresses?
Like what what is this invasion?
Speaker 6: Like what wait across some secret military installations that are
going in That's that's the thought that what might be
going on here in the UK where drones that nobody
is owning up to not the government, not the United
States Air Force, which you are resident on all these
bases in the UK. But they said, well, all the
Chinese has to do is find a few things here
and there, and it's worth it's yeah, yeah, okay, that
makes sense.
Speaker 15: Go back into the Remember that the Chinese hot air
balloon that fludrus. Oh yeah, you know, that was crazy
and I always wondered, like, why why didn't we shoot
that down immediately?
Speaker 4: You know, because they wanted to. They had a you
they had two U two's circling it the entire way
across the country. Second, all the data out of right now,
and then they shot it down. Yeah. But see, that
to me was really weird because that was an embarrassment
I think on the part of the Chinese government because
you know, this is a satellite. I mean, they got satellites,
they can read the cigarette pack in your pocket, and
they have balloons going over here. You know that that
to me that that looked a little kind of long
rent for them. You know, why they did it, who knows.
But if you notice after that happened, everyone was seeing
balloons for about a month. Right, They're shooting down kids
balloons and everything else, and then it goes away, you know,
and the and the drone thing. I predict that will
happen too. Maybe we'll never find out, you know, who.
Speaker 2: Knows, But sometimes low fi is the best way because
we don't we don't expect it, we don't see it coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, yeah, funny, Well I'll tell you. Well, we're
all here, Why don't we just pivot to Don? Okay,
Don Falcone? Don you ready to jump in? Okay? So
it's is completely different subjects. So Done has a book out.
What's the name of the book?
Speaker 5: The books called One of the Spirits Burning a musical memoir,
and I actually have a copy.
Speaker 4: Now, okay, cool, just got a couple of days ago.
So Don is has a Is it a music collective?
Is that a right term for? It's a fair term, okay.
And what they do is they take subjects. They have
a lot of you know, famous musicians, musicians that we
all have heard of, and they get together and they
take a topic and they make a CD an album
of songs relating to the topic. Is that right, Don?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I when the you know, the topic could
be anything from it's a vocal album. It's an instrumental album.
It's a adaptation of a novel like we had did
years ago with your star Hawk, more recently than Michael
Moore Cock.
Speaker 4: Nobbles, right, so this is probably ten years ago at least.
Don got in touch. We knew we had friends in common,
and he said, hey, we'd like to do you know,
like a space opera one of your books. So they
took up out one of my books and they did
what was it how many songs?
Speaker 5: I think about sixteen, Yeah, I'm not sure exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And I was just gonna say, you know,
for someone you know, it's just out of the blue.
It was. It was a guess to do it. I
remember at one point I thought that, you know, maybe
we would contribute to it, but then I said, you know,
let these guys do it, because these guys are other
people know. The band are from bands if you're into
progressive music, gong Awkwind, name a few others, guys from.
Speaker 5: Bloys called the Big everybody knows their hits from years ago.
There's maybe more obscure, but folk.
Speaker 4: Rock Strawbs, Rick Wakeman.
Speaker 5: Well I didn't get Rick Wakeman, but that's his old bit. Yeah,
he came from there. Yeah, you mentioned Hawk when they've
had over fifteen members over forty fifty years. I it's
been fifty now, but I've gotten about twenty twenty five
of their members to provide input. Didn't get their most
famous person or ex musician, which was Lemmy Lemmy started Motorhead.
Oh yeah, so for those who don't know Hawk when.
And I did get their violinists that they had briefly
a guy named Simon House and he played with David
Bowie briefly. He was also the violin on Thomas Dolby's
Blinded by Science.
Speaker 4: Oh really really? Yeah. So it was funny because so
after a year of knowing Dawn in the game we're
going to do this, I get the CD through the
meal and go, this is really weird. And I sat
and listened to it. It was just so strange to
hear someone else's interpretation of what you know, I had
typed out years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah. The general thing about it as a collective is,
let's say this, most of the people do not live
in the San Francisco Bay area, and the people who
used to seem to have moved away. There used to
be more more musicians around here. But what did happen
is some people like From Gone when David Allen was alive,
Nick Turner who was Hawkman saxophone player, they actually recorded
here in this room.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 5: Now other people it's more of you know, I start
the song or somebody else starts the song, and then
we start to build it where I send them, you know,
here's the keyboard parts of the temporary drum. And that
really was how the album with Mac and then more
recently that's kind of helped. But Spirits Burning Deeper on
the Map is three albums with Michael Moorcock, who's a
science fiction writer, famous, famous has He had a character
called el Rick. I don't know why I'm gonna mention this,
but in Game of Thrones first season, when the two
brothers who were in real life, who were the two
big guys fighting, one of them said, yeah, one of
them said, what shall we name the sword? And somebody
said storm Bringer. Well that's the title of Michael Moorcock album.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow, So how long did it take you to
write the book? And what's the book about? Putting all
these things together?
Speaker 16: Right?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So the book is about my musical journey.
Maybe forty percent of that gets into some personal things,
although I think they all it's everything's connected to me.
And I was in marching band in high school and
played bass guitar for plays, and then I was in
club bands in San Francisco for about a decade, not
going anywhere, and so it all, it all leads up
into when I decided to start the Collective and other
and other projects along the way. But they're they're definitely.
There's one chapter that has two hundred and ninety five
entries because two hundred and ninety five people plus one
of my dogs who's no longer alive, have contributed to
Spirits Burning. Really yeah, and then I and then I
got one hundred and twenty five of those crew members
to provide a paragraph and Mac. That includes Mac as well.
So in terms of writing it, it took four to
five months, so I was pretty much done after four months,
and then the last month was Michael Moorcock did a forward,
which I think really helps a lot being there. And
then Albouchard, who was the original drummer from Bloyster Cult,
he was one of the He had been busy because
he was touring with the Dictators, and he did a
solo tour in England and he came through and finally
gave me some passages. I want to say there's about
twenty twenty five people that provided longer entries through through
the book. You know, there is a chapter so although
it's a collective that's primarily studio, there is a chapter
of Spirits Burning doing two gigs in England in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Hawkman's drummer for the last twenty thirty years
Richard Chadwick was our drummer. Really, it was at a
three day festival. Is amazing.
Speaker 4: That's great. So who's the name of the book and
it's available on Amazon obviously it is.
Speaker 5: There's a little detail here, So the name of the
book again is one of the Spirits Burning, a musical memoir.
If you buy it directly from the publisher, which is
Stairway Press, so that's Stairwaypress dot com and I think
right now on their homepage it's the first book that's listed.
But if you buy it from Stairway Press, or if
you're in England, which I think if I gathered one
ones in UK through a J D J A Y
D E design D E S I G N dot
Com and they're the main we sell it for Michael
Moorcock Books. But if you buy it from Sterey Press
or JD Design you get a free CD. Otherwise, so otherwise,
if you buy it through Amazon dot Com or Barnes
and Noble, you can get the CD, but you'd have
to then buy it separately.
Speaker 4: Well, buy it on a Stairway Press then right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes in the US. Yeah, and the c c
D is a great sampler of my history. So most
of its Spirits Burning, but there's some other surprises in there.
Speaker 4: Once again in the name of the book.
Speaker 5: One of the Spirits Burning a musical memoir by Don Falcount.
Speaker 4: Now listen, Bohn, I didn't know this, just wrapping up
the segment. But you're a play bass too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was from a rock standpoint. I was originally
a bass guitarist, and I keep and I I often
don't do more than two or three based parts a year.
But but it really there's a part in the book
that covers when I made the switch and I was
in some bands where we even have a bass player.
I was playing left hand keyboards.
Speaker 4: Well that's even how you have like the doors, you
know what they you know what bass plays used for
birth control. No, their personalities come on anyway, Sorry, Don,
we had we had ended a.
Speaker 6: Lefty less Claypool has a good personality, doesn't.
Speaker 2: He Lee has a great personality?
Speaker 4: Ye, who's less Claypool? From that? They suck, man, don't
even bring them up. Don Thank you for joining us.
Now listen, come back on in a couple of months
and tell us how the book's doing.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, thank everyone, Now listen before you go. Aren't
you a big X Files fan too?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I am? And uh I guess one quick thing.
I can mentioned writing the book. There are parts that
I swear that I wrote, but they're not there, so
it's kind of a Mandela. One of my Yeah, so
one of my favorite episodes of the X Files was
from the last season in this century. It's got a
title with sweat in it and it's it's if you
haven't seen it, you should do a search and watch.
Speaker 4: It later episodes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's the last it's the last season. So
when they came back, it's about five eight years ago.
They did. They did two seasons. I want to say
it's actually, if you can give me ten seconds, I
probably have the title right, here the lost art of
Forehead Sweat and and it's really scary because they are
all kind of hidden political messages and trumpe and stuff
as well. But it is Yeah, it's amazing. I mean,
obviously the show is in it today in the nineties,
but this is like one of the best episodes I've
ever seen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, huh, Well, thanks Don for joining us. We
appreciate We're gonna clap them off. Everybody people here, We
appreciate it. So why don't we do this? Why don't
we take a quick break now while what do you say?
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Speaker 1: And now it's time for another story from the lost
Annimals of the paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's Report
from the Fringe.
Speaker 4: Well good, Welcome back everyone to maclartney's Militarks show here
in the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is mc malonney. Wow,
what a show we have for you tonight. Totally out
of control. That's not a bad thing anyway. Let me
introduce the members of the posse. We got a whole
gang here. Okay. First of all, girls, you've been feeling
his let's say, vibe for the days. If not hours,
very famous one one.
Speaker 5: This here.
Speaker 6: Hello, everybudon, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 4: It's good to be here.
Speaker 6: Can't you wait to get back to you gentlemen and
all ships at sea? Can you wait to get back
You remember what he used to be like here, I do.
We used to do the radio show right around the
corner from this place, literally around the.
Speaker 4: I liked it at the station in Newburyport. Yes, we
would fall out of the door and fall into this door.
I mean it was that close, right.
Speaker 6: I remember the night that we had a surprise guest
and you didn't know it was going to be a
surprise guest all the way from Wisconsin, Madeleine Island, Wisconsin's
and she shows up and you kind of looked around
at like a triple take almost to recognized her Bert, like,
what who's this?
Speaker 4: This woman? She actually flew in from Wisconsin and walked
on the show at the little radio stage right around
the corner for us. Yeah, nothing's been the same.
Speaker 6: Stage and Airbnb down the street.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you one one. It was great. That's a
good time with her when she was here. You know,
that's probably another show or testimony of the show also
with us down there in my sister's tank top. West
Virginia is twitch buddy, Steve was switchy, switchy? What's matter?
Unmute yourself this?
Speaker 8: Well you're supposed to read my lips to be here rigid?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right if you say so. Now listen. We
we don't want to pick on him, but there's that
about him. He's got that. What's he got a buzz
cut and a beard? Is that? What's going on there?
It doesn't you get a buzz cut there?
Speaker 6: Switch?
Speaker 4: It does look very well groomed though.
Speaker 2: Very rich?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Richard, that's it? Yeah, yeah, really shitty act Go ahead,
you look like are any actors that you like besides
the al Pacino only on X but that's another show. Switch?
How are you? Switchy?
Speaker 8: I am beyond wonderful?
Speaker 4: Okay? Where'd you get those classes?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 4: My friend?
Speaker 8: Amazon?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, what's the uh oh? What happened here?
Speaker 2: Non?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 8: Sorry, we can hear you and see you next button.
Speaker 4: That's all that counts here, we go. That's all we need,
nice switch to join us. We appreciate you. Want to
just tell us what you have? A breakfast?
Speaker 8: Get it over with h I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaker 4: Wow, okay, bacon.
Speaker 8: And I actually bought it.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 8: I don't make grilled cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 4: It's too too it's too tough to follow a recipe
you put cheese on a piece of toast.
Speaker 8: In what's a recipe?
Speaker 6: You gotta have a three cheese grilled cheese sandwich three cheese?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: Okay, So that was that pan and grilled bread that.
Speaker 8: I'd rather have somebody to make it for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I get it, me too. Also with us
is our international security chief and Joe Biden look alike,
Willy club Willie?
Speaker 9: How are you you know? I'm still here?
Speaker 4: Still? That's good?
Speaker 9: Another week?
Speaker 4: Anyways.
Speaker 9: No, like I told you at the beginning to show,
I really got a good feel about night, even with
all the gremlins or whatever you got there. Ye okay,
but I think that's what helps keep the show. You know,
shop shop We don't hear that word very much, but okay, yeah,
And I just say, my favorite grilled cheese is with
ham with him yeah. Tomatoes yeah, oh, and Swiss cheese
give it a real kick.
Speaker 4: And you have to have Campbell's tomato soup with it,
of course. Yeah, yeah, as a kid, we did stuff.
Speaker 6: Now take a dunky or sandwich in the soup. Yes, dunket, absolutely,
dunket yep.
Speaker 4: Also with us, well, let's say here in the studio
at Stapa, we should say we're broadcasting Livestavia Galley fifty
five Water Street. We put masks, great seafood, great hamburger,
and a really good ham and cheese. Ohteak and cheese,
ham cheese really uh So anyway, Also Uncle Al is
here putting this together. We're doing great so far. You
know we are recording this week, right okay, I hope
so the button is pushed. Okay? Also with us is
uh Susie bill down there and excuse me, comiticus.
Speaker 12: I am really enjoying watching you guys struggle with technology
everything tesday night sholl.
Speaker 4: That's what the turns you want, as the kids saying, So, Susie,
tell us update us on your ring. You have sixteen
trantelas and one big snake.
Speaker 12: Right, twenty two trantelas okay, one big snake to jumping spiders.
Speaker 6: Jumping spiders okay, are French hands and two turtle dove.
Speaker 4: Wibirds no birds birds are yeah. That terrifies yeah, me too. Birds.
I'm afraid of birds. It's really birds are really weird.
They creepy to me. Smart, they're too smart, yeah, I agree.
Yeah yeah, it's like, well one too smart. Yeah, I don't,
I don't know what they call it, like you're a
bird brain? Is it?
Speaker 6: People are stupids, are wicked smart, wicked smott freaking seagulls seagulls.
Speaker 4: Okay. I have a pet seagull whose name is Bugsy
Bugsy seagull, and I see him every morning. And and
you know, they can sleep, you know, they can put
half their bodies to sleep and the other half is awake.
They have infrared vision. Yeah. Yeah, seagulls are really crazy.
And if they seagulls, you know, have just produced, you know,
hatch a lot of eggs. They'll only eat seafood. But
if they're not feeding their young, they leave gobbage. Right,
that's how smart they're wicked smart. I'm writing a book
called Me and the Seagull. Also with us is uh
who's left? Oh I'm sorry, not left, but super k
Susan Ka down there in North Carolina, the biggest yan
eva Susan How are you?
Speaker 14: I am doing well? Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've been talking to you more in text than
anything else. But how's Rudy. How's Rudy the Huss.
Speaker 14: Rudy's fine. He has a new blanket on, so he
hasn't grown a full winter coat yet. Yes, I'm protecting.
Speaker 11: Him with a blanket.
Speaker 8: But okay's doing great.
Speaker 14: I haven't ridden him in a month, so it's going
to be a fun ride my first time.
Speaker 8: Hopefully no cast this time, no cast cast?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, right, I'm sure Rudy is looking forward
to it as well. Now, you dressed him up and
took pictures of him as a Christmas elf? Right?
Speaker 18: I did, and he has.
Speaker 8: I never thought I would speak to me again.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I mean. I never thought i'd be
able to read the expression on a HUSS's face, but
I knew that one he says, I wouldn't want I
don't want to be proud of this, had little boots
on and ship like I'm sorry, stuff like that.
Speaker 14: That's not he was clearly not happy.
Speaker 4: I'm happy, all right. But he'll be happy when you
ride him again, though, right, And is that what gives
him joy?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 11: So, actually it's true.
Speaker 14: They like some horses like work or a job. Now
they don't want to be you know, plowing fields, but
they like to be ridden and they do enjoy that.
But they're getting spoiled out there, you know, doing nothing,
just grazing and being lazy.
Speaker 9: Okay, Can I ask Susan a question about horseback riding.
I was reading the book recently. I forget what it was,
something from medical thing, and it indicated that people that
ride horseback have the largest number of hemorrhoids.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, why do we want to go there?
Speaker 9: I want to know from person.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what's wrong with the jockeys. I'm betting on
these freaking guys. Said, is that true?
Speaker 9: Thank you for the bouncing up?
Speaker 17: So I haven't heard that because you really use more
of your thigh muscles.
Speaker 14: So I couldnt confirm or deny that.
Speaker 9: You can't deny it was a medical I'm sure you
know the thing I read. I read a lot of
medical stuff.
Speaker 4: We can tell excellent also with us, is uh a
good friend Trevor Trevor. Trevor's down there in Waltham, a
wool burn with We're.
Speaker 2: So two things. You can make a grilled cheese sandwich
with canoil oil spray, a brown paper bag and a
and a and a iron clothing iron.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure I've done that.
Speaker 2: And then the second thing, you made a joke about
bass players who don't have personalities, and I just got
to say, Kathy Valentine from the.
Speaker 4: Go Gos, Yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Great personality, great bass player.
Speaker 4: Not a great place, great bass player.
Speaker 6: Anyway, great person I wanted to say to him, Mom,
what do you call people won't hang around musicians bass players?
Speaker 4: But I'd heard his feelings. Trevor Earth, Trevor, is that
your real background? Or is that a fake? Bang run?
Speaker 2: No, that's my real background. A bunch of junk blu rays.
Whatts of movies, dirty moves, beat up couch sounds great,
cannabis pen sounds right for wob Yeah, yeah, putty porn,
tons of porn, really yeah, tons of it. That's all
those blue rays. Now, none of them are pretentious foreign
films that everybody hates. It's so much porn.
Speaker 4: It's just porn.
Speaker 9: I love that, tons of it?
Speaker 4: Who else is all right?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 4: Also? Wow? In the studio slash bar with us, I've
introduced everyone. I think so is a good friend. Stacey
with are we can't give you a real name. Stacy,
please go right on that microphone, likes an ice cream
call everyone there, so listen, go ahead. What do you
think so far? Stacey? Please?
Speaker 18: This is great?
Speaker 4: Really, it's nice.
Speaker 10: And I think she's like reading my mind.
Speaker 4: That's okay.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 11: Not at all.
Speaker 10: This is this is cool.
Speaker 4: This is cool.
Speaker 10: I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 13: So usually writes notes like that, right, and usually.
Speaker 4: They say vomit. Get on the microphone like an ice
cream car. That's the cleanest way we can say. She
whenever we talk about black licorice. I love black licorice.
Most people hate it.
Speaker 10: Like jelly beans. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: She writes a sign every time.
Speaker 10: One right now, making one now?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What's its a? We're talking about liquorice? Isom anyway,
Stacy are here because we're all friends, right right. Also
with us is your boyfriend who is like mister clean incanate. Right, Jimmy, Jimmy,
how are you doing? Jimmy, get right on that. Pretend
that's an ice cream cone or whatever. So Jimmy is here. Jimmy,
you're a bodybuilder? Is that correct? To sign? Used to
be and you can bench press.
Speaker 6: One a little bit four hundred pounds, four hundred pounds,
four hundred pounds.
Speaker 4: How long did it take you to work up to that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Many, many years?
Speaker 6: I mean twenty years, but good, six seven years, every day,
three four times a week, just working out the whole body.
Speaker 4: Got to strengthen the whole body to be able to handle.
In the mind too, Yes, that's that's where body mind. Yeah,
that's why I screw up. But your your animals, it's
another show obviously, in really really good shape. Okay, how
long does it take you to How long it take
me to be in your shape?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: What years? And now?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 4: How old are you?
Speaker 5: Ok?
Speaker 4: He's been it's tough love. We could get you there,
I mean really yeah? Yeah? But yeah, do I want
to the commitment?
Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: The shape round is a shape, you know, round is
a shape. Wow, there's a Tedtlement yard.
Speaker 4: Anyway. So anyway, so we're all here, and I want
Stacy to tell us you are someone who is I
don't know, not an impath or someone you're more connected
than the rest of us are.
Speaker 19: Correct, Well, I've been told I'm an m path, so really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, I should probably full disclosure is that Stacy
is from the same part of the world as I am.
Dorchester dot okay, the dot all right, so where where
Cobaya dirty dot okay? And if you know about Dorchester.
Somebody sent me a picture the other day or a
little while ago, and it was it was it was
a picture of two cheese doodles, cheese doodles, and they go,
that's Dorchester's shrimp, okay. And then there's a big both
of them. That's Dochester's trim salad. So Dorchester is a
part of Boston. You always hear about South Boston, but
Dorchester is actually south of South Boston. And it's it's nutty,
it's it's it's it's a very interesting place to grow up.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I would not want to grow up anywhere else. I mean,
I made it. I'm alive, so that's cool.
Speaker 10: And yeah, lots of fun, lots of stories.
Speaker 4: Lots of yeah, lots of history, lots of history, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: And it's most the front page, the front page of
the Record American and the yeah, you know, the old
tabloids of yesteryear.
Speaker 4: Three shots in Dorchester.
Speaker 8: And from Dochester from yeah there you go.
Speaker 4: Excuse me. In Donna. Donna Summer was also from Dochester Fields, Conna.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 4: A lot of famous people from do It's a kind
of it's a fairly big place in not a section
of Boston. I mean it's you know, it's it's not lovely,
it's not Beverly Hills. But I'm glad I grew up there.
Speaker 19: Actually like up and coming, Like there's it's expensive now
to live.
Speaker 6: There, live there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's not like it was back in the day.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, because they a lot of triple deck
is there and they turn those into condos in there.
It's it's awesome places. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you like Cambridge and Charlestown exactly ye.
Speaker 4: Out Butter is a new Cambridge.
Speaker 6: So anyway, I mean I remember Sullivan's Square and Charlestown
when I was a kid. Jesus, it looked like something
out of the French Connection.
Speaker 4: You know, It's like film a movie.
Speaker 6: There with all the elevated railway and everything just a
really now it's just so tony and so upscale. It's
uh yeah, look at North Station.
Speaker 4: Not Station was a frightening place to be and now
it's like, uh, you know, it's like this unbelievable place.
You know, it's a zone combat zone.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 10: My dad used to take us there were kids, and
you'd be like.
Speaker 4: Really, that's good tarantine pizza first. Yeah, the pizza's great
down there. But we should explaining people in Boston. It's
still kind of they have a not really. They were
like tube blocks of dirty movies, dance places, fire rooms.
I went in there in a sophomore in high school
with my book bag and they served me, you know,
eighteen box for a bed. But they did it. You know,
but that's the kind of place that your dad used
to bring you down there.
Speaker 10: My god, my mother used to get some mad he's liked. Well,
they got to learn and.
Speaker 17: Learn what.
Speaker 4: Len Wow, that's funny. So listen, you have a great story.
You just told me. At the bar, I was drinking
the water and ice cubes and lemon, right.
Speaker 10: But I don't I don't like to talk a lot
about this, but I will share it.
Speaker 19: I don't like it because it's something that since I
was a child, I've always had like dreams and I
would see things.
Speaker 5: And I.
Speaker 19: You know, never really talked about it because people always
thought it was crazy, right, they you know, just not
accepted in our society, and then you met us, right,
you know. And so as I got older and I
met more people that, you know, I realized that I'm
not the only one that this happens too.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 19: But and again, when things happened to me, it's when
I'm not stressed, or when I'm like kind of at
a good place in my life.
Speaker 10: When I'm stressed, I have less intuition or I see
interesting less.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 19: So, but this was back I say, probably about I
want to say about twelve years ago.
Speaker 10: I was living in Selfie and you were fifteen, exactly right.
Speaker 19: And I at the time, I was living in an
apartment there with an ex boyfriend and he had gone
away for the weekend.
Speaker 10: And when I it was one night I had fallen asleep.
Speaker 19: I woke up and at the end of my bed
I saw it was like a shadow of like a
young man and he had glasses on it. And I
was like, oh, no, here we go again, because this
has happened to me before. When I was a child,
I would see like goes for figures, and so I
remember closing my eyes and being like, go away, go away.
That's what I would always say, Just go away. Because
I don't want to see this, you know. But he
stayed there for a little bit and he eventually did
go away. So the next morning I woke up at
the time, I had a dog.
Speaker 10: I was taking him for a walk in the morning,
and I had met the neighbors.
Speaker 19: It was two sisters that lived next door to us,
and they were walking their dog and they introduced themselves
to me, and we were talking with chitched and they said, oh,
you live in the apartment here that was just renovated,
you know, it was there was a there was a
fire there not too long ago.
Speaker 10: You know, this is just renovated. It was fire there.
A young man lost his life. And I was like, oh,
my go are you kidding me?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 10: And I believed that was him. He had not crossed over.
Speaker 19: He probably you know, whatever they say there's unfinished business,
or if they you know, it was if they their
life ended unexpectedly or abruptly or whatever.
Speaker 10: I feel that he was still his presence was still there.
Speaker 4: Now did the rental agent tell you that someone had
done They're supposed to do not and masks they don't
have to. But it turns out everywhere else except so
so when you saw him. What was he doing just
standing standing there?
Speaker 10: He was just staring at me, standing there, and I
was like, go away.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and you're in that put between awake and asleep, right,
And he was there.
Speaker 19: And I've I've had that happen to me before. I've
been away at hotels where I've seen I want. I
was staying at a hotel Boston one time and I
woke up and the woman that the same thing. I've
seen things before, and I just kind of I don't
sometimes I don't like to address it.
Speaker 10: I just just like, just go away. I just know
I don't want to have anything.
Speaker 12: To do with it.
Speaker 19: Another time, at the same house, same thing I was.
I was home that week by myself, and there was
I was sitting in the kitchen, I was reading the
It was a Sunday.
Speaker 10: I was reading the paper.
Speaker 19: And I was listening to I had a bow system
and a radio on, and all of a sudden, the
station changed.
Speaker 10: Mm hmmm, and I was like, what the hell. I
didn't know what happened.
Speaker 19: So I I had the control and I switched it
back and then stayed for a few seconds and it
changed again.
Speaker 4: So like what the hell, I'm like, this is bows.
They're very high end audio.
Speaker 10: So I was like, okay, is my dog on the clicker?
Like is he changing that?
Speaker 19: Like I you know, I thought he might have been
sitting on it whatever. So I looked and he's under
the table and he's under my feet.
Speaker 10: So I'm like, well, it's not him.
Speaker 19: So I'm like, oh, it must be just something wacky
going on. So it changed it again, and all of
a sudden it went crazy. It was just like and
all this white noise and I was like, oh man,
I'm like, peace out, I'm out of here, come on,
let's go.
Speaker 11: I took the dog for a walk.
Speaker 10: I'm like, I am not dealing with this show. And
so yeah, so crazy stuff like that. I've had dreams and.
Speaker 4: Well, you're told me you had a dream about someone
who you saw in the dream waving to you from
a red and white van.
Speaker 10: I was actually a red granddam. It was I work
in healthcare. It was a hospital. I worked at hospital
in Boston at the time, and one of the nurses
that I worked with. I wasn't close with her.
Speaker 19: I just knew her friendly with her through work, and
I had a dream about her and she was in
my dream. I was driving down the highway and she
was driving by me in a red Grandam and she's
waving to me, and I'm like in my dream and
waving back.
Speaker 10: And so then when I saw her at work that week,
I had said to her say, hey, you know, we
want something really crazy. I had this dream about you.
Speaker 19: You're driving by me with a you know, we're in
a red Grand Dam and I remember the car Clear's
Day and she just looked at me and she said,
that's really weird. She's like, I had a red Grand
Dam and I just sold it last week. And I
was like, oh, I'm like okay, I'm like whatever.
Speaker 4: See stuff like that never happens to me.
Speaker 3: However, it's crazy.
Speaker 6: Can you talk to someone about what the school or
the super Bowl will be?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 10: See, this is the thing. So my mom used to
say to me, can you tell me, like what the
lottery numbers are?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 19: And don't tell me if anything, if you dream anything
bad about me, That's what she's to saying.
Speaker 10: To me, don't tell me.
Speaker 4: It's only good, not bad. But one one since we've
been doing the show, what do people always say when
we say that it doesn't work? It doesn't work?
Speaker 6: Like it don't work that way.
Speaker 4: Let me just turn in to Jimmy.
Speaker 6: If you universe wants you to struggle for the rest
of your life, well doing a great job, guys.
Speaker 4: Here's the powerball number. So here's the dreamy.
Speaker 6: Okay, mister clean, if you don't mind, do you mind?
Speaker 4: I can call me anything.
Speaker 8: I've been called worse.
Speaker 5: We all.
Speaker 6: Do you dream about super Bowl, schools or anything good?
Speaker 17: No, not at all.
Speaker 4: No, I don't either. I don't have any kind of
this stuff happening in my life at all. I have
regular dreams. I don't dream about people or anything.
Speaker 19: You know.
Speaker 4: It's funny.
Speaker 6: It's like I have a younger son, and I don't
know if you can hear me. I have a young
son and he always he spends a lot of time
in Salem, and he kill the mass right yeah, and
he likes like the witches. Yeah, they've got the community
this and that. And he says, well, you know some
people that you know, they have powers, they can see this.
Speaker 4: That's in the same thing.
Speaker 6: I go, then, then why do they all live in
shitty apartments?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 8: It's like, where's the powers?
Speaker 4: Like the really?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, it's just agree you turn coke to
pepsi or I think if someone really could.
Speaker 4: Kind of train them themselves into scene in the future,
you would want to see Super Bowl School Kentucky Derby
who wins? You know, that kind of stuff. You know,
but it never works that way. We had an alien,
someone who was not even from this planet. We asked
him for the super Bowl score.
Speaker 6: What do you say?
Speaker 13: One?
Speaker 4: One? Uh, it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 5: Just like that.
Speaker 6: Please, somebody give me the score of the next Liverpool
Manchester United whatever that is football game. This is real
football over here in the UK. I know it isn't
that that that's that's that's the worst. That's the worst
sport in the world. I'm sorry, you know, I've said before.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of grade schoolers that are really good
at that. Yeahs. And the only reason that they do
it is that it's cheap to put a team together.
And it's not a hockey, but that's the only place
they play it around here. Here's the thing I remember,
Perricans can never go on board with a sport that
you don't touch the ball with your hands. I mean,
if you kick, why don't they plays there's a joking
then Why don't they play soccer like hockey?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: You get eleven guys on each side, right, just charge
that the net is the size of a freaking tractor trailer.
Speaker 5: Try.
Speaker 4: I could kick that in there with one leg. I mean,
what is the problem there? Just attack the net and
kick it. Kick it as many times as you can't
like hockey? Right, No, why not give me? You look
like you're mad at me. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5: Is a cool sport for that?
Speaker 13: You know, one thing real quick? Going back to that
go ahead, you know, giving you the Super Bowl scorer
and all that stuff. People always are really obsessed with
making a time machine to go back in time for
different things. And these people talk about going way back,
and I'm like, you don't need to go wait, you
only got to go back is fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: The lottery, the lottery, you know, the super Bowl, you know,
but all you need is five or ten. You don't
need to go back years. Think about that. You need
a very small portion of time, I mean minutes. Well,
they have these remote viewers that we've talked about before.
You know that the government had on the salary. They
probably still do where they would be able to like
do stuff like that, not not predict stuff, but they
could be in another place and say, I see this happening.
Speaker 6: You know, we did it on the show with you.
I was telling the Stacy right what happened. You went
down the thirsty moves down the thirsty moose and looked around,
got a beer.
Speaker 4: And they were they.
Speaker 6: Everyone said, what do you think he's seeing? And it
was like five things, Yeah.
Speaker 13: And there were signs on the wall that had certain
geometric shapes, a green, a bunch of TVs on what
was a bunch of big TVs and we see these
geometric shapes or dickboard or whatever five to five.
Speaker 4: And I looked around, as a damn, they're here. They
are you know, they were good. So that stuff happens.
I think it's we're talking earlier. You just don't train
it or you don't you're you're almost not afraid of it,
but you're just don't want to be seen as whacky.
Speaker 10: We're all born with the ability.
Speaker 4: Do you think some more than others?
Speaker 19: They say healthcare providers or certain people who go into
certain professions who are more compassionate or more open minded,
they have a stronger ability.
Speaker 10: But we are all born with it. It's just that
our society is not accepting of it, so it gets suppressed.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 19: So you know, that's why I never really say much
about it because when I do, people look at me like, oh,
she's crazy or whatever, or.
Speaker 4: A lot of numbers. How did you can tell?
Speaker 10: But you know, but I do believe we all have
the ability.
Speaker 4: I think I think everyone has a certain I think
some people have more than others. Interesting that healthcare people
one of hospice people so close to that.
Speaker 19: Yeah, this book that I read, it's it's funny because
when all this was happening and I was having these
dreams and I was having seeing things and about my
co workers and whatnot. I worked at a hospital in
Boston and one of the the doctors there, who was
a Harvard professor who was really into all this and
he's done.
Speaker 10: A lot of research.
Speaker 19: One of the nurses had content this is freaking me out, Stacy.
And he came and he found me and he said, listen,
you know he talked me about it. And I was
in my twenties then, and I said.
Speaker 4: Three years ago. Yeah, yeah, exactly the fact that he
came and taught to you about something so odd.
Speaker 19: Yeah, and he said to me, he said, there is
a place in Cambridge that can help you work with
your abilities if you're interested in it.
Speaker 10: And I said, thank you, but I am not because
it freaks me out. It freaked me out at the time.
Speaker 19: Now that I'm older, it's something that it's not happening
as much. It happened a lot when I was younger,
But now that I'm older, it would be something that.
Speaker 10: I would be interested in.
Speaker 4: Obviously, something is there. Yeah, it was your mother into
it or your parents into it at all?
Speaker 12: No, No, I know.
Speaker 19: My mom just used to always say it when I
was a little girl. She'd be like, come on, don't
tell me stuff.
Speaker 10: You're freaking me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that I can see.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something?
Speaker 4: Yes? Please.
Speaker 14: So I don't know if anybody else does this, but
and I'm going to start writing them down. When I
wake up in the morning, first thing in the morning,
I always have a song.
Speaker 16: In my mind.
Speaker 4: Yes, every day I have the song on my every
day I wake up, there's a song in my head
that's strange, and and there's like one of five songs
and it's really comes strange what songs they are?
Speaker 17: Is it?
Speaker 2: I've got you, babe, And it's just the same day
over and over.
Speaker 9: And over again.
Speaker 4: That's one of them. Wake Jimmy. I have like two
or three songs that are that are always in my head,
and when I wake up, there's always some kind of
song in my head. Yeah, but it's like really crazy.
It's like cream Crossroads, Okay, crossroads, It's it's how about
this Jerry Lewis and the Page Bakers, Yeah, the Playboys, yeah, Gary,
Gary Lewis and Floys. No, she's just my style is
always in my head for some reason, and two or
three others, and and I wake up and there'll be
one of those songs in my head and that's the
song of the day.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 4: It's kind of weird, you know. But anyway, what should
do here? I'm looking at I know something. Why don't
we do this? Why don't we take a quick break now?
Because Trevor and I he's already gone away, we're going
to discuss a movie and if he comes back, and
we should be lubricated for that.
Speaker 2: So you listen, there he is, I'm back bathroom.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Okay, thanks for sharing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem, I'll tell you specifically what happened. Fine,
I have no problem, no filter, So listen. Why don't
we take a quick break now and we'll be right
back after this.
Speaker 4: You're listening to macloney's Military Military, Military X File show
here in the Distant Thunder Radio Network. Please stay tuned.
Speaker 20: Corner weighing a flabby two hundred and thirty eight pounds
and looking like he just lost his pet, well, let's
call it a monkey. It's the Fleshlight fanatic, the Wooborn Mussy,
the man who nicknamed his pet monkey Pussy.
Speaker 6: Trevor co Co, Tucker.
Speaker 20: Carl's son, And in this corner weighing a spout one
hundred and ninety five pounds, not counting the cool hat
in sexy ray bans.
Speaker 4: Girls, it's your.
Speaker 20: Mama's Maloney, the Irish Macaroni, the guy who got four
point zero on his film school diployee Mac.
Speaker 4: Maloney.
Speaker 20: And now let's get ready to get ready to get ready.
Speaker 4: Welcome back from winter Maccloney's Militaruksall show here in the
Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac maloney. What a
show we have for you tonight. Let me very quickly
introduce you to the members of the Policy and then
Trevor and I I'm going to get in the ring
the squid circle, right trap, he's ready?
Speaker 2: I win tonight, I won't. I won. All the others
win every time.
Speaker 4: Yeah we didn't. We didn't broadcast those as.
Speaker 6: Anyway with Us is Gray Friends, one one across the Podalwani. Hello,
it's been a fun show so far, has it? Showing
it immensely? Okay, good time? Everybody else is also with us?
Is down there in my sister's tank top, West Virginia, Switchblade,
Steve Woods.
Speaker 8: Great to be here tonight.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, hey, switch you get on that microphone
likes an ice cream con place. Okay, yeah, all right,
you don't have to use your tongue, just speak loudly.
All right. Everything good with you.
Speaker 8: Everything is still beyond wonderful.
Speaker 4: We already went through your breakfast. You had a grilled cheese,
which is fine. Did you have black coffee? Black coffee
as well? Oh yeah, drinking like the man? Okay, good
for you. W'd you get that coffee? Makeup?
Speaker 8: By the way, a A a unknown benefactor sener to
be in the mail.
Speaker 4: From the far East, the bad Notheast. Thank you, switch
you for joining us. Also with us is International Security
Chief Willie Club w C dramatic pause.
Speaker 9: Adds more to the show when you let people think
about what's coming on you. I'm still continuing to have
a good time tonight, continuing. I just realized that one
of the reasons is there's no top ten tonight.
Speaker 4: Oh that's that hurts man. But okay, that's fine.
Speaker 9: You know it's not one of my faves.
Speaker 4: Well that's why we did away with it. Then.
Speaker 9: Wow, I'm really really feeling good about that.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: In one yes and no. Are you happy with the
Patriots latest moves?
Speaker 10: So no?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Wow? Okay? Would they be five hundred over five hundred
next year?
Speaker 6: It could be.
Speaker 9: We got to see who they acquire.
Speaker 4: And they need a lot of people. Yeah, step in
the right direction, correct, correct, absolutely, yep. Also with us
as well, here in the studio with us, which is
actually Abar is producer, getaway driver, gardener, beekeeper and whatever,
Uncle Ewell, Kitty's pal.
Speaker 13: Hello, macal everybody. Okay, not too bad. Here's a night drama.
So far, so far, so good. We haven't choked real
bad yet. Okay, that's what editors are for. Well, okay,
if we can find one. Also with us is down
there in excuse me, Connecticut, Susie best you know, Susie.
Speaker 12: So I couldn't let Club's question go unanswered. So I
did some quick research and I have the horseback riding
hemorrhoid explanation for you. Club, So, of course does not
cause hemorrhoids, but it can irritate existing hemorrhoids or cause
additional deterioration.
Speaker 9: You know, it's still to me, it's still pretty much
the same.
Speaker 20: You know.
Speaker 9: The other thing I wanted to mention that in my readings,
you know, one of the other big causes is weight lifting.
Speaker 8: Yes, it's true.
Speaker 4: You want to get this guy pissed it us there?
Speaker 9: I noticed he's been shuffling around in his sea. Oh
because yeah, from where I am.
Speaker 2: Now, the Susie, real quick, when you say deterioration, is
that the deterioration of the hemorrhoids that you already have
before horseback riding, or the deterioration of the anal glands
in general.
Speaker 11: Of existing.
Speaker 2: You I love this show so much.
Speaker 4: It's called a pucker factor. Thank you well for the drug.
Also with us, is I have to introduce Trevor right?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 4: Okay, Trevor down there and we're wearing walth and we're
in the hell you want? Okay, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm doing well, I'm excited for our fight. Okay, I'm ready.
I've done a bit of research.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right. Have you done any weight loss training?
Speaker 2: I know I've done some way, I mean post holidays?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, loss still too thirty?
Speaker 2: That's fine, yeah, still two thirty.
Speaker 20: No.
Speaker 4: Also with us is Susan Kay is obviously busy. But
in the studio here with us is good friend Stacy
are we cannot really give you a name, right, get
right up on that.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, Stacy. He'll eventually give it out right.
Speaker 10: I've noticed the trend here.
Speaker 4: Wow, the training.
Speaker 6: But I love you.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, thank you. That's good. So thanks for joining us.
We you appreciate it. Okay. We're going to turn to
her muscle bomb boyfriend Jimmy. Jimmy, how are you after
all these insults? How you doing? Mac? Okay? Loving being here?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay? Despite the hemorrhing thing, yeah, good, okod he's got.
Speaker 11: Health.
Speaker 6: I don't even know what imor it is. I can
really actually say that I have no idea what it is.
Speaker 4: My ex brother in law.
Speaker 6: That clears that up. So we've introduced everybody, right, Okay,
traid you. I'm going to do the fight intro again.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I I just have a quick, quick, quick
question for Jimmy. Jimmy, is it I've heard it's common
for heavy heavy weightlifting that occasionally you'll blow like a
blood vessel in your eye. Has that ever happened to you?
Speaker 4: No, but that happens a lot. What powerlift is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're just going by moving weight rather than actually,
you know, trying to build a body or get you
just want to move right. You have to understand that
that Jimmy looks like Mystic Clean, literally human. Mystic Clean
would a lot bigger.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Jimmy's huge. I wouldn't. I'd run. Sorry, Jimmy looks like
a nice but advice I had run.
Speaker 6: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Wow, why don't we start the fight? You ready to
trailor you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready to fight?
Speaker 20: Here we go, Not Jimmy, but you Yeah, in this corner,
weighing a flabby two hundred and thirty eight pounds and
looking like he just lost his pet.
Speaker 4: Well, let's call it a monkey.
Speaker 20: It's the fleshlight fanatic, the woomorn mussy, the man who
nicknamed his pet monkey Pussy, Trevor co c Tucker Carl's.
Speaker 4: Son mild applause, And in this corner.
Speaker 20: Weighing U s felt one hundred and ninety five pounds,
not counting the cool hat in Sexy ray Bans Girls,
it's your mama's Bloney, the Irish Macaroni, the guy who
got four point zero on his film school deployee.
Speaker 2: Man Maloney, I just flew up in my mouth.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 18: Let's get ready to get ready, to get ready?
Speaker 4: Okay, you cannot say get ready to rumble or they
sewed the ship out of you.
Speaker 2: But are you serious?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yes, anyway, So tonight, Trevor, you and I
we're talking about Spielberg was a really shitty director. He's yeah,
he's he's just terrible. But we've arrived on a film
that we can both talk about. It's called Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Doom.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the Temple of Doom.
Speaker 4: It's a prequel to Indiana Jones and the What was
the first of that one? Yeah, okay, So basically what
happened was Spielberg Steven Spielberg directed at George Lucas produced it, okay,
and and and I'll very quickly give you the plot
and then I won't have to argue about it anymore.
They were on an air plane. It's Indy and uh,
some girl Kate Capshaw a.
Speaker 2: Cap Shaws the actresses name yet will the singer Willie
can't remember the last name, Willie Scott.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. And then some you're juvenile short round Asian kid, yeah,
shot round, which that's offensive. But anyway, so what happens.
They're in a plane crash, but they they survived because.
Speaker 2: You want to call him tall square, then we'll call
him tall.
Speaker 4: Square, okay, whatever. They survived a plane crash because they
were able to build out with us, you know, in
a in a rubber raft or some stupid thing.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And they find out they land in India, and uh,
someone's jewels have been stolen and these Indian people are
dying and so on and so forth. So Indy has
to save them, right, and he has to go find
the jewels or the temple of Doom or something thing.
Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, you did forget the extremely racist dinner scene
with the monkey brains.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that, yes, okay, yes, Okay, So the basic
plot is that they happen to land. They have to
survive a plane crash by landing in a in a
life raft in the middle of this Indian village where
the people are having problems with people stealing their jewels
and stuff. Right, So Indy has to go and find
the jewels to save this kind of village of Indian people. Correct.
And the way he does that is basically, you know
how they've done hundreds of movies where the white guy
kind of saves the people who are not white. Correct. Okay, good, yep. Right,
So now you're I'm saying this is a terrible movie.
All them are terrible because Spielberg is a terrible director. Right,
He's a fan favorite.
Speaker 2: I disagree, but he has made some terrible movies. Most
people don't think he's got a perfect record. I do
not think that. I think he's made some bad films.
We agree that. You're like the only people who think
Saving Private Ryan's a bad film.
Speaker 4: It's a bad film.
Speaker 2: It's a bad film.
Speaker 6: Report Minority Report is a great film.
Speaker 2: Minority Report is a great film.
Speaker 4: So anyway, so let's talk about Templeton, Right, So what
you want to say is that the reason it had
high energy was that Spielboo was coked out the entire time.
Speaker 2: Correct, he was coked to the gills the entire time.
And the film completely reflects that, really.
Speaker 4: Completely, that I'm not cooked to the gills all the time.
Speaker 6: But can you explain reference to that mean slander.
Speaker 2: Of well, that's just it one. It's like Hollywood lower
it's it's you know, so you know it. People have
talked about it in books and it's it's probably just
built from there. I mean, he's admitted he had a
drug habit.
Speaker 4: He did he he he has admitted because the people
on Close Encounters, the woman who produced that, Kathleen Kennedy,
she said, I started my million dollar a year cocaine
habit on that movie. But I never thought Spielberg himself
was dues dum was he?
Speaker 2: I believe he admitted some of his flaws after his
first divorce, Okay, and I I don't think he can didn't.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think there's just too many obvious signs in Temple
of Doom. The film barely takes a breath. It just
goes and goes and goes and goes and goes and
goes and it just gets faster and faster and faster,
and it he doesn't pause for anything. He meets his
future wife in real life, he still covers her with
two thousand insects. I mean a coke like, who would
do that?
Speaker 4: Well, the insect covering scenes, Oh, I love it.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about talk about the monkeys, talk about that dinner, Okay,
because when I watched it again, I thought to myself, well,
I can see if someone coked out thinking this is
a good idea.
Speaker 2: But what happens in that and he's gone, he's he's
gone to gone on to and he's he said that
he's regretted that scene. But it has the bugs that
you turn upside down and suck the bellies out of.
It has the big, the huge, big snake that cuts
open and all the other mini snakes come out and
people are gobbling those up, and then the monkey brains
for dessert and yeah, okay, it's just there to grocery.
And then I mean, to this day, I think the
ripping out the heart out of the guy's chest is
so unnecessary. So it's still to this day gross they
rip I think.
Speaker 4: It's very well done. For what it was gross as
it was, it was well done. They basically they they
they it's like an astec thing inco thing I can't remember.
Speaker 2: But they, oh, it's well done.
Speaker 4: It takes a chest out of a they take a
beating hot out of a guy's chest and they show
a beating and there's there's a way to sacrifice people.
Speaker 6: But do you really need that?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Do you really need that
to entertain?
Speaker 2: This was the film that started the debate because remember
PG thirteen didn't exist in nineteen eighty four. Oh okay, yeah,
and this was the film because people were like, this
isn't PG, and this isn't R. We need something in
the middle. And PG thirteen was because.
Speaker 4: Of this movie because it was gross and not sexually right.
Speaker 2: It was somewhere in the It was somewhere in the middle,
too intense for young children. So like, what's the cut
off point thirteen? You know, kids thirteen and older can
get in without a parent.
Speaker 6: Under no, But why do you do that?
Speaker 4: From a filmmaker's point of view, strictly business point of view,
why would you put that in? They want to just
make it, you know, because.
Speaker 2: You're coked off your head, and you don't care about
the kids.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's winning this Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't care about the kids. And he's
still riding high off of Raiders, which is such a
huge and saved his career because nineteen forty one literally
sunk his career. He was dead after that movie, and
Lucas came in and saved him with Raiders.
Speaker 4: Imbeteen, and I mean.
Speaker 2: Nineteen forty one was well known. That movie sunk him
because that thing cost me that fortune.
Speaker 4: You see that you have the one who's sorry, Yeah,
that's actually go ahead. It's actually based on the UFO,
a very famous UFO case that you know. In February
of nineteen forty two, there was an ear raid over
Watching Angeles that people believe that Japanese bombers were bombing LA.
They shot down They had like hundreds of anti aircraft
guns shooting stuff up in the air. There are photos
that looks just like a UFO caught in searchlights that
the La Times on. I had to pay for them
six hundred bucks to put that in the book, so
they must think that this is not fake, right, There
was so much anti aircraft I shut up that night
that's like six tons of it and like five people
were killed from the stuff coming down. Wow, So they
thought that there was a real Japanese attack of la
And whether what happened, we don't know. But he made
a movie called nineteen forty one with John Belushi, Yeah
Blushi and Dane Dyane someone the Chicken. It is enough,
John Cannies is terrible. You cannot watch it. It's on
no match. No matter how much coke you do, you
cannot watch this movie.
Speaker 6: Right, I was considering doing.
Speaker 4: It doing coke. Yeah, it was that bad to get
through it. Yeah without them lights?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I correct myself. I think that's the only
film by even hardcore Spielberg fans that they'll admit is bad.
But it even has it's strangely enough, like all bad film,
it has its defenders. And that's one that I that
perplexes me. It's it's pretty bad.
Speaker 4: So what happens though? So anyway, so in the eighties seventies,
everyone's doing coke and they're doing movies, and you know,
there are some big, big movies, right, big hits and
the Academy Award winners, and so what happened? So, so
what are you doing ten years later, you either did
from Coca and you're not doing it anymore.
Speaker 2: So is that why we he he had kids and
with Kate Capshaw, and that's when he began began his
his slew of really bad movies, schmaltzy movies like always
and I mean half of Empire of the Sun is
great and half of it stinks.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: I think Hook is one of the worst films I've
ever seen ever made. Yeah, I mean it's horrible.
Speaker 4: Yes, right, think you can't control you know, he has
big actors, he has big scenes, he has big sets,
big budgets. He can't control it, you know what I mean,
he can't wrangle it.
Speaker 2: And I know he broke me. He did a major
techno technological breakthrough a Jurassic Park, but I felt he
didn't get his I didn't feel like he started getting
his spine back until schind War's List and then it
I felt it. Really he really got his groove back
with Minority Report, right.
Speaker 4: So it with Jurassic Pock, which is I mean, I
was I'm going at one point, Uh, there are kids
out in this amusement park which has real live dinosaurs
and the and the in Dianne what's her name? The
woman in the Laura durn Lada Durren is having is
sitting with the guy who owns the park, and they
don't know what the kids are doing. They're at dock.
It's doc. They can't find them, they can be and
they're eating ice cream ice cream, yeah, and then talking
like it's a summer's day, and I'm going, is this
really when you be really like freaking out? But no,
they're eating the ice cream because the power is going
off and the ice cream is melting. Right, yes, okay,
I mean, come on, that's bullshit.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 12: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 4: Terrible And let's talk about War of the World for
a second. Okay, War of the World is actually not
a bad movie. Tomic the tooth you know everyone you know?
Do you know that that there's you can see if
he has his tooth is in the middle center line. Yeah,
yeah right, and once you see it, you cannot see it. Okay,
So it's okay. He has to make it from the
Jersey to Cambridge to bring the kid black blah blah blah, right,
and they go through the world is ending. But then
when he makes it to Cambridge. It looks like, you know,
there's a few leaves on the sidewalks a lot.
Speaker 8: It's hilarious.
Speaker 4: The rest of the world is devastated, but Cambridge is cool.
And and his ex wife comes on and she's you know,
they look they just had tea, you know, doing the
cross red puzz Well, not a problem, right.
Speaker 2: You're waiting to see a box of apple cider donuts
in the background, like it's.
Speaker 4: Just exactly, it's just so awful. And then he puts
the end on from the searches where you know, he says, okay,
I've delivered the kid, and the door closes out on
my John. It's just really bad. But when he went
to Kindler's list, I have to get in and Shaving Prime.
Saving Prime is a terrible movie. I'm sorry. It's very graphic.
Any kid who wants to join the Marines and the
Army got out of high school see this movie because
that will deter that you that's the most realistic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that opening sequence is incredible, for the film just
doesn't follow through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then so after that they go, well, we
have the President wants us to find this guy because
his brothers were killed. So it's very important. So we're
going to send seven guys with rifles out to look
for this guy instead of forty freaking tanks, you know why,
you know, why waste them? And then they do find them,
but then it ends no, you know what I mean,
because they don't really phone them anyway.
Speaker 2: Remember remember the missing uh, the missing soldier and like
golf Golf two I think it was, and they sent
in the seals and like, I mean, granted that's much later,
but they would have sent in even back then, a
specialized tea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sure, what are you going to give you?
Speaker 6: Five?
Speaker 4: Seven grunt spa And they go out and there it's
it's just it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: They who just stormed Normandy and are probably and are
like completely damaged, right, and we're going to send them
to find.
Speaker 4: And they made that movie up as they went along.
They admitted that they literally made the movie up. As
it was a big hit. It won you know, a
lot of the cameo webs and stuff.
Speaker 2: Won him his second director auser.
Speaker 4: It's very emotional and stuff like that, but it's just problem,
it really is. It's just like, you know, it's.
Speaker 2: But you and I are I you are literally the
only other person I've met to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it takes this all. But when he gets to uh,
you know, Shindler's List, Okay, all of a sudden he
becomes a grown up in a way, you know. And
the way they shoot that, in the way that that
movie is. And the thing I remember most is that
it's in black and white, but it a couple of
times in the movie you see this little girl in
a rid.
Speaker 2: In color, yeah, and powerful in a red jacket. I
got it like this day.
Speaker 4: Then at the end you see the piles of bodies
and stuff and you see the red coat. And that's
very effect, the very that really hits. But you know, really,
ninety percent of his movies, I'm really not that good.
Speaker 2: Correct I disagree with that, but I'm I will say, yeah,
I mean the percentage is up there.
Speaker 4: Eighty No, what what what is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Come on, you're gonna just keep hitting that.
Speaker 4: Thing that says Jaws is terrible.
Speaker 6: Jaws is a terrible movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is absolute class sick.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Thank you, Susan Putting Sciences Jaws.
Speaker 14: Classic Jaws like line by line, Yes, I love the song.
Speaker 12: The boat tell me the way to go home, and
I want to go to bed.
Speaker 2: That monologue that Robert Short gives about Robert Shaw gives
about the Indianapolis is one of the best.
Speaker 4: Monologues because he's drunk. He's drunk, and yeah, he's drunk,
and he and Richard Drives had a fight, like the
two times they try to do.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't fight with Richard Dreyfus. He's a douche.
Speaker 4: That's a French word. Kids. I want to say during
this discussion that Susie Bestill is she's knitting something. Why
don't you tell us what you're doing there.
Speaker 11: I'm making a pie needle basket.
Speaker 4: Tell us about that.
Speaker 12: So it is exactly what it sounds like. You go
out in the woods, you gather some pie needles and
then you make a basket out of them.
Speaker 4: And I couldn't get any simpler than that.
Speaker 2: Somehow she made that feel so cold. It was brilliant, sulting.
Speaker 11: It was great my personality in general.
Speaker 6: You still have your Christmas tree up. Shake the Christmas
tree a little bit, shake that tree and you get all.
Speaker 4: The pine needles you want. It showed them the one
you've already done. The show us. We're a radio show,
but we'll paint the picture.
Speaker 6: What's in there?
Speaker 4: Let's say cocaine. What's in this?
Speaker 2: Yes, Spielberg, Cocaine's in there.
Speaker 11: It's making supplies.
Speaker 12: This The handle is a vertebrae that I found I
think in Rutland, mass Oh wow.
Speaker 4: Okay, said a human vertebrae. And you know where it
came from.
Speaker 12: I don't know what kind of animal it's from. It's
too small to be a human.
Speaker 11: But I was at the where I is now a
wildlife preserve, but.
Speaker 12: At one point it had been a prison that also
ran a farm to feed prisoners in the more higher
security prisons. It was like a labor camp.
Speaker 6: Really grief, Okay, good, Wow, that's a good story.
Speaker 4: I guess prison.
Speaker 12: That's a great question one, and I will get back
to you on that. I actually have pictures and videos
because there are ruins there, and there's this creepy tunnel
like underground tunnel you can go in and it's a
really cool place.
Speaker 4: How that takes you to the dungeon where the prison's
got beaten up if they were lucky, it's called m
C I Wallple.
Speaker 10: So let's take it.
Speaker 6: Let's take somethingless lest the Holocaust and Memorial Day is
coming up of January, so everybody's gearing up. And every
time you hear any public service advertising for that, you
hear the song from the movie. I think anytime you
hear this, you know, we love I know, Switchblade and
Macca experts on soundtracks and who recorded them and who
wrote them and all that stuff. But the music from
Schindler's List that gets repeated over and over again just
gives you goosebumps, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Absolutely twitch was that John Williams.
Speaker 4: John Williams, Sure it was.
Speaker 2: It was John Williams. And the it has hit me
that he's in his mid nineties now, and you know
is going to be a big loss when he goes.
Speaker 4: So is the lead sing of a Tote?
Speaker 5: Do you know that?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: His son is the lead singer for Toto. No, absolutely so.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he also did the music for Doune then the
first Dune movie, because Toto did the score for this.
So John Williams son did the music for David Winch's Dune.
Speaker 4: That there's always a mistake there somewhere. That's a bad movie.
So this bad movie, why don't we do this, Why
don't we take a vote on who win?
Speaker 6: Who won this?
Speaker 4: Okay, Trevor, there he goes with those weak punches are mac?
Speaker 2: I mean, if Jimmy says they're weak, then they're week.
Speaker 7: What are we voting on the You started out with
a one movie. But we are we talking about Spielberg
in general?
Speaker 4: Well, let's say, is Spielberg's schmuck when it comes from
Is he a schmuck when it comes from a drink?
I think that he has done maybe his movies, I'm
just not worth watching those. Sorry, eighty is probably I
think it's eighty five or whatever.
Speaker 2: I still believe he is the best cameras. He is
the best at staging a scene and knowing where the
camera goes. Since Hitchcock, he just doesn't nail it all
the time. I love Bridge of Spies. Not many people
have seen that.
Speaker 4: Excellent, Right, that's a really good movie. That's one of
his really good movies. Okay, But on top of that,
there's a lot of really schmaltzy stuff.
Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, there's a lot of schmaltz. And he's even
come to admit that, I mean it was he even
admitted it was a mistake when he released et and
took out all the guns and took out all the
swear words, like even he's gone on record and saying
I was in a period where all I did was
just make movies and thought about my kids. And then
I went back to my old films and I ruined them,
and like he's he's gone on record and saying that,
I mean fair enough.
Speaker 4: We should give them on the show. Here's the thing
about Et, Okay, biggest movie ever. Right, So they're chasing Et.
You've heard me say before.
Speaker 6: At the beginning of the movie, the the thing crashes
and then and the hunters are chasing Et through the woods.
Speaker 4: Right. Yes, his buddies you know BFM as we used
to say, and leave him on earth. Right, so now
he's stuck on earth. And then at the end, once again,
when he's with the kids, they're able to fly their bicycles.
The bicycles can fly, which is every kid's dream, right, okay,
And that leads to the end of the movie. My
question is, if he could fly at the end of
the movie, why doesn't he fly At the beginning of
the movie, you can get get away from the hunters
and on the UFO and get and and you know,
freaking out he's freaking out.
Speaker 8: Guy, he was freaking out.
Speaker 7: He kind of lost his whatever and later on, but
later on he got hisself uh uh, gumption back.
Speaker 4: Consumption.
Speaker 2: I completely agree with that, but I'm still going to
say the reason is cocaine.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say code word condumption, cocaine, same thing.
So why don't we do this?
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, but please Susan recently heard on the radio?
Speaker 6: Is that a cat? Is that a cat? Is that
a cat?
Speaker 5: Cat?
Speaker 4: The shirt on I bought you it'spial.
Speaker 17: I heard that e T originally was supposed to be
a scary movie. Yes, and then spiel and you might
have talked about this. Sorry, and Spielberg light it up?
Speaker 4: Really? Yeah? Yeah? Can you please leave you that? Can
you put them? Put them down for a second? You can't,
I'm sorry. Oh wow, What I want to know is
it the movie?
Speaker 14: I also wanted to ask, and I know you're talking
about movies, but I am in awe of the clips
I'm seeing of those cool planes they're using to put
the fires out in California.
Speaker 4: They crash a lot, though. I mean then they're flying
very low and it's very dangerous stuff. Why do Canadians
do that. So anyways, when don't we take a break?
Now we're talking about Canada, so that's the time take
a break.
Speaker 5: And I thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Now no, hold on, hold on, let's let's do it
by around by the sound of applause, did Trevor win
the mac win?
Speaker 6: Let's go Trevor wah wah wall.
Speaker 2: That was Did you hear that? Lou Mac?
Speaker 4: How about Mac mac?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: Okay? What's the sound of one hand? Clapp?
Speaker 6: That was it?
Speaker 4: I just heard it? Why do we think of break?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: Down and we group. You're listening to macloney's normal trek
sound showing here in the distance under radio network. Stay tuned.
Will be right back after this, so I see you
hear us next time. This is mcloney's the entire gang saying,
be safe, be happy, and bye bye.
Speaker 6: Okay, the show's over.
Speaker 4: Hey, kbra, Where are we going to eat tonight?
Speaker 21: Well, gentlemen, what do you feel like the Chinese Italian sushi?
Speaker 4: How about we go where they have the best hamburger.
Speaker 2: In the world?
Speaker 21: And where would that be?
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Speaker 4: They're only twenty minutes away down Route ninety five.
Speaker 6: And believe me, they have the best hamburger in the world.
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Speaker 5: Oh okay boys, license and registration. It's the fight. You
clown's going through the circus.
Speaker 21: Berna Harre just to get the best hamburger in the world.
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Speaker 5: A great seafood place, yes, but they make.
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Speaker 21: Once it's only twenty minutes. If we from next to
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Speaker 5: In the world.
Speaker 4: Welcome back. I went to macaloney's military access show You're
in the Distance Undervnion Network. What a show it's been.
I don't even want to introduce everyone because that might Pete,
you know, held against them later. Quite a show. A
lot of people here, and we get about Timahim in
this left and because Susie, well, let me just say
everyone's here. One one is here. Switch he is here,
club is here, switches here, the switch to the costume. Change,
get that cat up. I'll come down there and hit you. Switchy,
get that tail out of it. Get that that's gross
man took a piece of tail. Yeah, that's what she
switches here, Susie bes Steele is here, Club is here,
Susan Ca is here. Ever is here, that he's ducking? Okay,
there he is, He's back. Uncle Al is here, good
friend Stacey is here, and Jimmy is here. All right,
got everyone? Yep, Susie, Because you've put the headline across
here from camera frame there, what's it say? Expert on
ancient penises?
Speaker 11: Ancient penis expert? That's correct.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you just make that up? And did you
go to school for that?
Speaker 12: Well, so, the reason I'm subjecting you guys to this
is because I have been censored on Facebook for trying
to educate people about ancient penises.
Speaker 6: Okay, I want to worry about King tut that situation
that Zuckerberg.
Speaker 12: What actually got me banned was something about Egyptian circumcision,
which was educational.
Speaker 4: It sounds it, so look it anyway. So Susan k
is back with us. Thank you Susan for joining us.
Speaker 17: Susan him so happy to be here.
Speaker 4: You didn't write bomb tonight? Did you write bomb in an?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Did?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right.
Speaker 14: There it is on the other side of Zampuka.
Speaker 4: I love that. So Susan just educate us, then tell
us what face well doesn't want you to tell the world.
Speaker 11: So I think it had preemptively.
Speaker 12: Banned me because they knew I was going to expose
the mystery of King Tut's missing penis?
Speaker 4: So what happened?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 11: And I think this is a testament to how good.
Speaker 12: Algorithms work, because one day I opened my phone and
I get an article that says who stole King Tut's penis?
Speaker 4: Okay, I was nowhere near there blurrying up good.
Speaker 12: And immediately like, you can't not click on that, right right?
Speaker 11: So I read it and myself, how do how has
King Tut's penis been missing?
Speaker 12: And no one knew about this? And so you know,
one article you can't really trust. So I googled some
more and there's crazy articles, one saying that his penis
was missing. But then it was found, and another saying
it was missing, and then it was found somewhere else later,
and then a third one saying it was never missing,
It's always been there. So I said, I'm going to
give up on Google. I went to Google scholar and
looked at some like real scientific report, because you need
when there's a missing penis, so what had actually happened is?
And you can you can find the old pictures from
when Howard Carter first opened the tomb. Whoever in bombed
King Tut either try to help him out a little
or they were doing him a disservice, depending on how
you look at it. It was either a lot of
respect or complete disrespect because they gave him a prosthetic fallis.
Speaker 4: Okay, what does that mean for us?
Speaker 12: I'm going to call it so it's it's unclear of
what the prosthetic was made out of, but they gave
his mummy a completely totally erect, huge penis.
Speaker 4: Was it made out of wood? And that's where we
get the expression he's got a cat's tail.
Speaker 12: Would get the cat may have uncovered the mystery of
where that term is.
Speaker 4: Why would they do that? Why would they do that
just to want props whatever.
Speaker 11: So some people think it was meant to depict him
as Osiris.
Speaker 12: Okay, other people think it was a complete f u
to him and their speculation that he actually might have
been murdered by like his his advisor, because there was
a lot of strife over things his father had done,
that he had done and things like that, a lot
of drama.
Speaker 11: In his life.
Speaker 4: So why would they give him this, you know, two
foot line thing. How's that f you to you? I
think that's well said, enough good said.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 12: I mean, you know, like the the ancient Greeks thought
that small penises meant you were more intelligent.
Speaker 11: So title views on that change.
Speaker 12: I think the ancient Greeks were just trying to make
excuses up.
Speaker 4: You know sounds. Yes, yes, yes, look what happened to them?
So so so, well did did they unwrap him and
figure out what's what?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 12: His his penis was officially reported missing in nineteen sixty
eight when they did an X ray and couldn't find it.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's a movie. There's a Spielberg movie here somewhere.
I believe it.
Speaker 6: I was thinking it was that's a that shortly after
the Summer of Love. Maybe there's something relationship.
Speaker 12: Yeah, wow, okay, and then in UH in two thousand
and five, we got some answers. So the prosthetic fallas
is still missing, but the real one was what had
gotten reported as missing in sixty eight. Oh okay, so
there's two missing penises.
Speaker 6: Now two two?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah wow?
Speaker 21: Did they be a bolo out on those.
Speaker 12: Kind of kept it a little hush hush because none
of us ever knew it was missing, right, and what happened?
So two thousand and five they sent the mummy for
a cat scan. It was the guy that did it,
was the same guy that did I would see the
ice mummy, yes, I've probably seen a picture of So
when they they did the cat scan, they actually were
able to locate the real penis. However, because penises are
so vascular, you can get some shrinkage when they dry out.
Speaker 4: And I know I knew that word up at some point.
Speaker 2: This is this is the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 12: The real penis was never missing. It was just too
small for them to see it.
Speaker 4: So okay, right, wow, So so so it was never
missing in the first place. But his uh prospective prospect
it's just cold yeah, yeah, drinkage shrinkage. Oh interesting, I
didn't know where this was going. You don't know.
Speaker 6: I was going to say they found it somewhere with
like the sphinx's nose or something somewhere.
Speaker 13: Something else is missing shoes you real quick? Didn't the
iceman's penis go missing too? Oh jeez, I thought I read.
Speaker 12: Actually you can find pictures close up pictures of the
iceman's penis.
Speaker 11: It is shriveled up as well.
Speaker 5: Are there?
Speaker 4: You were foes in here? Somewhere?
Speaker 2: Werena Bobbit for president?
Speaker 4: Was she Egyptian?
Speaker 6: She should have a rown line of knives, you know,
like yeah, oh flesh lights there you go.
Speaker 4: Wow, Susie, we're going to clap for you.
Speaker 9: He gets a hand job.
Speaker 4: Whoa, We're given of the clap man and real quick
the I think I had mentioned a few years before that.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 13: In Canada, in that Curiosity Museum in Niagara Falls, there
was a mummy sitting there for a hundred years that
nobody thought much about. And then when they closed the
museum because a lack of funding, some people came in
and bought the mummy for two million dollars And what
they found out was it was actually the mummy of
Ramses the first. So so we have one of the
one of the most important royal mummies, was sitting in
a freak show in Canada for one hundred years and
no one had any clue who he was. But now
he's back in ease Gyp where he belongs. Did he
have all his pots at? I didn't ask, okay, but
I saw the mummy. I just never looked under the wrappings, honestly,
what he circumcised?
Speaker 4: Good question?
Speaker 13: So what about the circumcision situation that get your thrown
out of Facebook? What do the Egyptians do?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 12: I believe it was the visual aid I included, but
it was I'm trying to educate people about history.
Speaker 4: Right, good to you. Well, so what did they do?
What was they they do it differently?
Speaker 20: Was?
Speaker 4: What was their issue?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 11: They did it on adults, which I think is a problem.
Speaker 12: When I understand knowing people who have been circumcised as
adults and without any kind of modern anesthetics or.
Speaker 2: Things like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to be.
Speaker 8: Jewish Wish women?
Speaker 6: They won't touch anything. Let's get ten percent off the top.
Oh there you go, FCC just call us to Why
don't thank you Jimmy.
Speaker 13: Steve what about Steve Ward had a schmekel joke there somewhere.
Speaker 4: Well, I had a schmeckled joke because he said he
wrote me he says, I think Susie likes talking with schmeckels,
and I thought it was some kind of.
Speaker 8: Thing she has kind of a running theme on Facebook
right about.
Speaker 4: Uh, I thought it was like a cryptid or something.
I started, you know, looking up, you know, like, uh,
you know, like mothman or something like that, and then
I realized that schmeckel wasn't an English word.
Speaker 12: But I just want to leave you guys with one
last disturbing ancient penis fact.
Speaker 11: I don't mind.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go for it. How can it not be disturbing?
Speaker 12: Good human ancestors of ours one had spines on their penis,
which they lost before we diverged with Neanderthals, So humans
used to have a spiny penis, so.
Speaker 5: They they.
Speaker 4: Stacey looks amazed to have.
Speaker 6: I want to tell us why sounds painful?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 11: That was exactly my thoughts.
Speaker 12: I have yet to find evidence of like titanium, female
parts or anything, so I don't think it's okay.
Speaker 11: Why why they they those no longer exist. That makes
sense evolution right there?
Speaker 4: Okay, Titanium female pots. Titanium female pots is a good
name for a band. So on that Switchy has put
it on that Mac.
Speaker 6: There's a woman there that used to work at a
restaurant and uh there's a waitress and decide to work
at a as an assistant to you know, removing that
foreskin because she found out that the tips were better. Wow.
Speaker 11: Okay, how many you know called violations do we have
so far?
Speaker 8: I don't know anything to do with Johnson and Johnson?
Speaker 14: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
Speaker 9: What a rip off?
Speaker 4: Wow? Where we go?
Speaker 6: When don't we say good night? We're gonna band from Spotify?
Speaker 4: Let's start Switchy. Thank you for putting up the train
wreck y tonight.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Is that a cat?
Speaker 6: What's he doing?
Speaker 4: Okay? Thanks? I'm gonna thank Trevor. Thank you. Let's let's
clap Trevor.
Speaker 6: Let's you know.
Speaker 4: He did lose, but he was a good loser.
Speaker 2: Thank you, trev appreciate you always love being on the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Susie Bestille, thank you for educating us and
I don't know, exciting some of us looking.
Speaker 4: Club. Thank you, Club club.
Speaker 9: Thank you. Some nights you just learned so much. After
the show, I got to go in the other room.
I have a King touch stat I hang, well, I
have it in the bathroom because I said.
Speaker 5: It's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't do the we can't do the bleeping
on there now, Okay, so I have to do Oh.
Speaker 9: I just had to tell you the King Tut's got
me going now.
Speaker 4: Good name for the album. Susan K. Thank you, thank you,
thank you, and thank you for that butterfly dress. By
the way, I want to show us again even though
I'm a radio show. You want to.
Speaker 14: Certainly if you could play the music which I don't
hear anymore.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 8: There you like it.
Speaker 4: It's perfect, switchy not you'll pull your pans.
Speaker 14: Ma. Thank you so much for having me. It's always
nice to see your beautiful faces. I miss you when
I don't see you.
Speaker 4: So we'll see you soon. We miss you too. Go
out there riding the range on Rudy, Rudy, Rudy the
Santa Elf huss Thank you, Susan. So let me thank
our visitors here in the studio with us. Jimmy, thank you,
thank you for having me. Have we offended you enough
to beat the ship on us? Kim and I are buddies.
Thank you, Control Board, Stacy, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Will you beat us up? Will you beat us up?
Speaker 6: I might again?
Speaker 4: Thanks you perfect al, Thanks for joining us. Glad to
be here.
Speaker 13: So Susie Bistell has shown us pine baskets and penises.
Speaker 4: That that's like, you know, the theme of a movie.
The song not a good name for hude.
Speaker 11: It's all wholesome, like well rounded as well.
Speaker 6: Speaking of well rounded and wholesomer. Thank you Juan one
for joining us. I appreciate you.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Pleasure is Online. Happy to do it.
We'll see you back in the States very soon. Yeah
all right, wait, you can sanitize my computer first thing
you do, right, it needs it? Yep, okay, good, thank you.
And I want to say and I think I've thanked everyone, right.
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Why guys, you're awesome.
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