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Speaker 3: Because do you want to look at Kevin?
Speaker 1: That's not nice. I know.
Speaker 3: I thought you were supposed to be nice to co
It tonight.
Speaker 4: Actually so did you?
Speaker 1: Oh? I didn't get that. Mom been nice to myself.
Speaker 3: You said you need a clip. Some of you not
getting attacked are being other people.
Speaker 1: You didn't look like a woman. You didn't listen. So
many things. I'm here to Kevin, I asked. I asked
Laura if she was going away because we're coming up
on the spring break time. And the reason I asked
that was, Uh, you had that unfortunate incident at Laguadia
where a plane coming in hits a fire truck. Could
that be because of t s Oh? I don't know,
I don't know. Yeah, I have a freak. I don't know.
That's where I guess how he said it where I
grew it a little bit. And uh, but one of
the local TV stations went out to the airport this
morning and started saying to people, how do you feel
about flying? Jesus, I swear to God, I get the
push notifications from from like the local TV stuff, and
I thought I saw a how do you feel about flying?
And I'm like, what if you didn't know it happened
like in the middle of the night. Yeah, like it
happened late. You could have been in bed getting up
for your early morning flight. What if you didn't know,
And now, like all of a sudden, you need a
xanax or therapy or a fucking like you know.
Speaker 5: I feel like that it was Channel probably ten, but
I figured it sounded more like a Channel late.
Speaker 1: Kind of thing. No, it was ten. I was just surprised.
And I can't say because I didn't even go look
for it, but so I was going in my head
it made sense, like I go, oh, yeah, I bet
they did do this. But I'm like, how shitty is
that if they did do it and you got to
get on a flight, and let's see you're a nervous flyer.
Speaker 3: You're going to New York because those six a Monday
morning flights for Rochester going to New York a lot
of people. And so yeah, I mean again, I fly
all the time, I the past year.
Speaker 1: Then I'm sorry to interrupt you, and that was very
rude of me, but I'm going to say this. It
was only the pilots that died.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, how did you get off a plane
and you survived a plane crash? And then I asked
you about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a fire truck that hit us. Yeah,
in a fucking plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I mean yeah, and I did see that.
It was just the pilot and co pilot. But shorty
people were injured.
Speaker 4: But still.
Speaker 3: Flying has risks. But you're still more likely to die
in a car crash.
Speaker 1: Or you know, on the ground. You think you're good,
you're good. You're probably mid class because god, those are
the people those red class. There goes the front of
the plane. I mean, recent you stop clapping at that
point and start bowing.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't like, do you hear that? Do
you hear say?
Speaker 1: Like? Let me just say I had to be yeah,
because even who's got the right away in that situation. Well,
I don't know where the fire truck was headed to.
Was there another plane that needed something? Were they out there?
It said that because you could see sirens or lights,
you couldn't hear them. Sirens would be sound, but the
lights were on. And so I'm looking at this and
I go, how are they gonna see it coming in?
You're trusting whoever's telling you all's clear, So you're flying
in and I don't even know what the approach speed
is for a jet. I don't know when they're coming in.
I'm gonna guess I haven't looked too much at it,
so maybe if you give me a little bit more.
It was landing, was it taxiing in? Or was it
was still in the air coming in, So I'm thinking
you're going out.
Speaker 3: It hadn't even been feet down.
Speaker 1: No, that's why the pilot and everybody, because it ripped
off the front of the plane.
Speaker 3: I did see something that had the video, but I
did not want to watch.
Speaker 1: Well, I tried to watch the video, but it was
on my phone. It was so small. From what I'm understanding,
and maybe I'm wrong in this, and I don't like
to talk about news things. The thing that is not
that they don't like to talk about news things. That
sounds stupid. Yeah, it's that I don't you know, I
want this to have a little value later on. But
my point is, why, why if some tragedy happens, do
you go to where people are getting on the same
apparatus and go, hey, feeling good? Well, it's like, come
on newsday, Hey the train is trailed. How are you
feeling exactly exactly exactly like, hey, uh, you know, there
was just a train derailment in I don't know.
Speaker 3: My my wonder is were they there because of all
the TSA shutdowns and everything to do a story? Wow?
You don't think so that they were maybe already planning
on being at the airport?
Speaker 5: Hot shot NEWSS like I don't know, I don't know
gets reaction Laura May and Laura has a point. Let
me just go to I love Laura, but that's wrong. No,
but you know it was some douchebag producers.
Speaker 1: They may have had it, but don't forget this also happened,
like I'm saying, when many people were asleep. So I'm
trying to see, uh uh, what's called Berkeley.
Speaker 3: He'll tell us it's just going there with a different intention,
and then that's already happened. I don't know, Kevin, absolutely.
Did you see the videos from this weekend?
Speaker 5: Shut USA has been a week or so in place.
If they haven't covered that by now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's played out. This was some times I'm seeing
on there now. Rochester Airport discusses emergency plans in wake
of how do you say Itlaguardia, I always say, really,
my buddy's cousin I never it was just the way
everybody said it in my family, Laguadia. My buddy's cousin
in law is the fire chief of the airport fire here.
Yeah okay, so yeah, so all they have here is
like a flight attendant was thrown from the Air Canada
plane and she was got thrown out of the fucking
plane tucking roll Grandma, Wow wait I got now, I
got to see what this story is. Yeah, okay, So
so you're saying the plane wasn't down, I don't believe
it was down. I think it was coming in. Yeah,
I think it was coming in. It hit the truck.
The truck barrel rolls because I'm thinking you're going it's
an express on approach three to five to three hundred,
five to two hundred. Well it hit I don't Yeah,
maybe I'm wrong. It wasn't down, Well it said because
they said it was that. When I say they, the
news clip I saw was you can see it as
the plane approaches in So I thought they were still
in the air. Says here a flight attendant still strapped
in her seat, survived being thrown from the Air Canada
plane like colliding with a fire truck. Well, I mean
if she was in a jump seat. Well, the flight
attendants are up front and they usually have one what's
called the jump seat. It folds out of the wall,
they sit down. That is still on the bolton side. Well,
let's see collide with the fire truck at New York's
LaGuardia Airport. Her daughter said Monday, it's a total miracle.
She said. Her mother, Solange Trembley, had multiple fractures to
one leg and will need surgery, but otherwise was okay.
Aviation safety experts she's likely help being in the seat. Okay.
Speaker 5: So I just I just watched and I'm assuming this
is a video that's lege the plane landed, and it
was you know when you land it comes in hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're on the ground, right, it's rolling, and
then the fire truck. Oh, okay, there you go. You're right.
So I'm thinking that they were coming in, you gotta
be doing two to three hundred miles an hour at
that point. I'm thinking as the plane as it hits
the ground, I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna say, that seems really fast.
Speaker 5: I would save less than one hundred less than one hundred, okay, Yeah,
that how fat?
Speaker 1: And I look for an express jet plane. That's that's
what I would like to know, the express jets, because
they're the ones that I it's just because it's a
different size, but I'm thinking, you gotta be going gotta okay.
Speaker 3: So the press jet, Yeah, it on aproall small aircraft. Yeah,
then sixty to seventy.
Speaker 5: Commercial jets typically land it speeds between one thirty and
one sixty okay, heavier one sixty five to one seventy five.
Small regional propelled driven planes landed ninety or less.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: A Boeing seven seven seven usually ends at about one
hundred and fifty five, So.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking this one was going over one hundred. I
know it's an express, but it's not a politic. It's
not a probably, not like a maybe. Okay, so one
hundred and twenty miles an hour, and you're big and
you're it's not like.
Speaker 3: You can break real quick an emergency.
Speaker 1: It can't turn o no, no, no, all right, Well, anyway,
nobody in the fire truck was hurt. No, they got
no thing rolled like a Naskay, things rolled like the seatbolt.
But think about the damn size of the rock to hit,
to knock the force you need to knock that over,
you know what I mean. Oh, that's what I'm saying.
That's why I was wondering the speed of coming in.
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I've always thought of because I grew up in such
a world of have and have nots, And maybe you
did two in terms of where you lived, more of
that rural country setting, right, So like I know that
you would see cars on blocks or cars off in
the woods at somebody's house, and it was always like
those people, the strangs. That's what I can remember.
Speaker 3: This stings.
Speaker 1: Did they have the couch on the front mark? Was that?
Did they have the couch on the front porch too? No?
No they didn't. But then my brother went to Cornell
and he starts dating a girl who everybody in the
family had to go to Cornell, and Dad would fly
in and tutor you if you were struggling in places,
and he made large endowments to Cornell. Mom and Dad
were separated, not divorced, but legally separated. Dad lived near
a letterman and had cars off in the woods, like
Porsches and shit that were off in the woods. And
I go, rich man, poor man. It's the same, right,
but one condemn the other guy were like, I just
didn't get to it yet. I don't worry about it's
probably where you know, or his car could be potentially
like worth millions of dollars. I don't know, let's say
thousands of dollars, a couple of thousand dollars if you
restored a certain portion and all that stuff. But then
I saw that thing online today that goes what's trashy?
And the first thing I thought of, and it was
on the list. The first thing I thought of is
what's classy if you're rich, trashy if you're poor, classy
if you're rich, trashy if you're poor. You want to
know what I thought in a second language, Oh, that's
a great one. That's a fucking phenomenal one. Wow, No,
that's so true.
Speaker 3: I've seen this before. And that's the one thing.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh, that's a really good one. I didn't think
of that. I thought getting money from the government when
you're rich and they're having and the government's coming to
you and saying, hey, we need this, we need that,
We're gonna pay so much. And then you find somebody's
getting like six hundred dollars a month to feed their family,
like fucking pieces shit the dole, what the fuck?
Speaker 5: And I like, right right, I think that's one that
was I'm thinking wine on the east side it's classy
and it's a hundred dollars dollars bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: On the west side it's a box. But the boter
box is not bad. I mean no, the boter box
is all right. I've had a Bota box. Yes, it
could be. It could definitely be that. It could definitely
be that. It's like the huhug. Drugs isn't drugs for sure, right,
I mean even just legalized prescription drugs would be one
that I think are are one that we judge people
a lot on what they're on, what they're doing with it,
that sort of thing. I would like, because if you
go if Elon Musk did something right here, let's put
it the minimalism. It's a big thing now, right, But
if you're a rich guy and you're a minimalist, it's classy.
If you're a poor person with no furniture in your house,
you know what I'm saying, it just doesn't work right,
you know, right. Or the tattoos. If you look at
like a hell buildy with tattoos.
Speaker 5: Yes, you look at okay, okay, an educated lawyer who's
got tattoos, educated lawyer, doctors who have sleeves.
Speaker 1: I've seen all that. I know Laura finds a hot
But if you're talking, how about the homemade tattoos that
you ever see? Those people who come on you have
had to have seen them at some point.
Speaker 3: You're like, actually, might no. My neighbor, my neighbor, her
like best friend's husband has a tattoo gun. He's not
a tattoo artist, and they have tattooed each other.
Speaker 1: And how does it look.
Speaker 3: Like, Oh, like, hell, she tattooed ares. She tattooed a
ladder on her husband's big toe. And it's the funniest
thing in the entire world.
Speaker 1: That hurt like fucking hell.
Speaker 3: And she has a tattoo of an arrow on her
ribs that another one of her friend's tattooed.
Speaker 1: Well done or not? I mean, you're looking like a kiddergarten.
I don't get the significance either one of those tattoos.
Moving forward.
Speaker 3: There's just no case.
Speaker 1: I don't know which direction to go. I looked at
moving forward, what's the ladder on the toe?
Speaker 3: Then nothing? She just tattooed, no ladder on his toe.
Speaker 1: Well, it started out to a person, sick figure, and
it just screwed up. Let's just say it, duck. I
don't know, Yes, it just became a ladder multi multi generational,
well where someone just doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Oh, just like being unemployed right.
Speaker 1: Unemployed right, you know, unemployed to get to or the
other one. And this one I did I did see
in one of these lists was doing a cleanse for
a diet versus not starving. He's starving, and you go,
it's really it's not so much the behavior similar, behavior similar,
The branding is different.
Speaker 3: Well, I could say, driving an old car, like if
you're wealthy, you probably have.
Speaker 1: Fixed up like fucking hundred percent. That's a that's another
great one, right, driving around in your dad's fifties. Yeah,
it's whatever classic a priest, uh right, Because there are
those cars that are just gorgeous. The one that I
think has to be out there somewhere and I would
love for someone to find it is the car that
James Dean died in. That he went over the edge
in that portion and it caught fires.
Speaker 5: So I want the Cadillact that the tranning was given
a hand job in. And that song, oh song, I
can't think of the song we picked up the girl
at the bar dropped off as a lady.
Speaker 1: Oh that guy, that's uh. I want that. I want
that Cadillac, that Cadillact that yes, yes, Teddy Pendergrad yes,
uh no. But I always thought like probably a car
that would go for a tremendous amount of money would
be that crumpled up Yeah, I think people Kennedy get
shot in. Yeah. No, I don't know where that is.
Is it in a museum, I don't know, we even know.
I have no idea fucking morbid. If it's in a museum, well,
I mean it's part of American's history. I've never watched
one at never watch any Kennedy conspiracy. I never watched
anything about that.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've watched them.
Speaker 1: No, But like there were movies and things like this.
Is what I'm saying is, you know we had Oliver
Stone did a movie, and there were other movies. I
just I couldn't get myself. The guy died.
Speaker 5: I was like, that's enough for me. What about plastic
surgery when you're when you're not wealthy, you get the
ted's done. When you're wealthy, you get the potox done.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's it. That's I mean.
I like this. I like this. No, I like it
because I like where he's going with this. Got the
tit's done, and the face started to go, but there
was no money left.
Speaker 3: I don't know if really poor people could do any
plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: Well, at one point, you know, maybe you're working in.
Speaker 3: The club, unless you're like going to Mexico for a
B B L and get Yeah, well you're not necessarily
poor anymore.
Speaker 1: You win a lotto, you're still poor. You're you're poor.
Inn Uh. Speaking of branding and stuff, I did see
and you said something like we need to what.
Speaker 3: You put too much in Oh, you're a non alcoholics.
Speaker 1: He took a non alcoholic guinness and he put alcohol
in it, like in a shot. But I think you
put more in the shot. I think the guinness is revolting.
Uh there was. I saw this headline and it made
me fucking laugh and I go, this is like Christmas
Day for the cops. Some part of Florida overrun, overrun
with spring breakers.
Speaker 3: It could be because my niece was just there when
the shootings were going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what they're saying is part of the problem
is that these kids are meeting up what used to
be called a flat flash mob there and they're not
calling it that anymore, but something similar. It's a meetup
and they go it's not so much the meetup as
we don't know who's in the meet up, right, it's
all over social media. It's people like they're and they're
saying the article. One of the police, one of the
either a chief of police or sheriff or something, says
there could be gang bangers coming in there. O scary, right,
that that would be scary. But in this that's the
kind of you like, but listen to this, Kevin, You're
gonna love this. There's one town where they will not
they have and you really can't outlall this. But they're
not allowing you to twork on the beach. So they
got these girls tworking and then they show they go
and the cops have paintball guns that they can shoot at.
Speaker 3: The adding kidding this sounds that, this sounds I know
it does, paintballs.
Speaker 1: Cop the paintball gun.
Speaker 3: I would be out there next Cops break movie, which.
Speaker 1: I know I know how many yes, seth Rogen is
the white cop, like, I would be out there helping
the counts. Got There's a guy out there right now
trying to explain to his wife why he's smiling on
the body camp footage after he shot a girl in
the taint with a paintball. You know what I mean,
that's just gonna happen. You are, I mean, blasting paintballs
in the taint? Come on?
Speaker 5: Do you think do you think they're being selective like
they're only hitting the fact girl?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. And and to Laura's point,
I don't even know how much this is really happening,
because I don't think you can outlaw tworking if there's
nothing against it unless it gets so to the point
where like someone's pants are down. Now your violation of
a decency. But it's twerking. But they showed it. I mean,
look at Jesus Christ Kevin Bacon. Didn't he die in
the movie almost for this for us? Yeah, for us
to allow twerking, to allow it tworking. He was attractor. Yes,
that's what I'm saying. He wist die. He almost died
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work for you. You have the kids are with you,
and Joe leaves a note and he lays out certain
clothes over the back of a chair with a note
that says the kids will be with whoever your most
trusted babysitter is with tonight, be ready by seven. I'll
be out front.
Speaker 3: I would love it.
Speaker 5: Your only move though you've you've brought that up like
nineteen times, it's your.
Speaker 1: Only go to hang on a second. I never did it.
Speaker 3: I never I love when he planned something because I.
Speaker 1: Did.
Speaker 3: A lot of women like that, I would absolutely right, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that. And and a lot of times you
have to be with the person for a while, you
know what I mean, Like if you don't live together,
you kind of don't know the schedule of somebody and
there you have to kind of know that. But well,
when you're there, don't let it die, man, don't let
it die.
Speaker 3: That would be you can even go out for one
cocktail somewhere and it's just putting in that effort.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, I agree. It doesn't have to be long. No,
it doesn't have to be long.
Speaker 3: Thick.
Speaker 1: What I was going to say, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Over messages out? I'm just to
whom I don't worry about it. No, I'm not texting.
I don't have nothing that means it's somebody. I know
that he knows that. I don't want him to know.
Why are you doing this? I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 3: I haven't said a texting his ex wife as.
Speaker 1: Jesus like, Kevin sent this headline and I didn't get
to it earlier, but it is one that just makes
you go, how how is this possible? I've seen this
guy do the other half of it. That professional cornhole player. Okay,
professional cornhole player, quadruple amputee. You gotta throw it with
your round. No, he uses his nubs to throw and
he can be.
Speaker 5: He since he since kind of like this and he's
got his little arm nubs and he just flings it
and he's good.
Speaker 3: Okay, you keep reading the headline. I need to hear this.
Speaker 1: Charged with murder.
Speaker 3: No, I was not prepared.
Speaker 1: How did he murder? How did he murder? He just
pelted you in the mouth with a bean bag? No. Uh.
Witness reported that Dayton Weber was behind the wheel of
a car when he shot and killed the front seat
passenger during an argument Sunday night. How how he's got
no wings?
Speaker 3: We need a picture of him, you know, I mean.
Speaker 1: Like the nubs while you're driving? Okay, how does the
car drive? Well? You control the car problem?
Speaker 3: Dulton Weber?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dalton Weber, Dayton Dayton Webber. Yeah. I'm trying to
YouTube see if they're there. Yep. He has been identified
as a twenty seven year old. Here we go, Here
we go. All right, what do we got? Wait? Oh,
I'm not I'm not logged in. Well then let me
let me log in. It's just a video. There's nothing
to see. I thought maybe I thought there was gonna
be maybe a uh, it's just him throwing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he's got like full nubs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's okay, Okay, okay. But I still don't say,
oh damn if you got beat by that guy, if
like you got beating.
Speaker 5: That's like coming in for the special Olympics.
Speaker 1: We have nothing wrong with you.
Speaker 3: That is absolutely to the wheelchair kid.
Speaker 1: Right, but how does this guy shoot some much?
Speaker 3: How did you pull up him? There?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yes it is. That's this video of him
playing cornhole. Yeah, but I don't understand, like, oh my god,
I don't understand where how you shot and killed them?
Speaker 3: I mean to be angry.
Speaker 1: This is a guy of skills. Maybe we don't need
to put him in jail. No a cornhole, No jail.
He's gonna be the board. Hang on a second. What
I'm thinking is this is a this is a person
with skills. Can we put him to use something.
Speaker 3: How about this? How about this picture Assassin's cornhole.
Speaker 1: C Yeah, but hang on, like I think they need
to get this guy. He needs to needs to be made.
What are you laughing at over there? I texted somebody in.
Speaker 5: Your family, Oh Jesus Christ, if he remembered the Christmas
gift that you gave where everything started with a different
letter that spelled up murky.
Speaker 1: Why would you do this?
Speaker 5: He says, no, but I remember the pillow he painted
with puffy paint. It was a lot inside of Christmas tree,
put it on the couch each Christmas and present was
good to my family by a dark because.
Speaker 1: It was Oh you're gold, Kevin. No, it's not gold.
That was I was engaged to Mary and she liked
doing crafts and things since she said, let's make your
mother pillows and I really can't do this by something,
so oh, yeah, he's not wrong. Thank god that house
burned down. I got to tell you all. Thank god
the house were down.
Speaker 5: But hey, you are the special kid of the family.
Your brother's highly educated, your sister's a doctor, and then
there's get his brain over here, and what.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about. I'm doing fine. I'm doing great, wonderful.
Speaker 3: Well, No, I am love it, I am smart, I
am kind, I am important.
Speaker 1: Wait, I was just gonna say, by the way, I'm
in grad school. Yes, yes, do free doing well? Yes,
but I'm working my ass off. I'm working my ants
off of it. I've never I never true too, that's true.
That's true. It is. It's like the more right, the
more you get, the more. What I was going to say,
is this guy, the the the quadruple amputee. They need
to make it look like they put him in jail
or something. But no, no, seriously, they need to make
this motherfucker a spy. Whoever is going to think he
could do anything? Yeah, nobody. What if he's underestimated around
the world. What if you skinny as shit and can
slide between the rails either way, this is what I'm saying,
Oh to get out, no any like that skin He
didn't look fat. And when you're in prison, what do
you got nothing but time? Well, this is true, but
I'm saying they need to use this guy. You can't
be a guy who's like a professional cornhole player and
you killed somebody while driving inside the car that you're
driving like that takes all your attention. That takes a
lot of attention, right, and he did it on purpose.
I'm telling you the man has skills. He does not
need to go to jail.
Speaker 3: I would be afraid of him.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I'd be afraid of
him too. But most people around the world, they're not
gonna know all of a sudden, Like he could pretend
to be a panhandler in parts of China, we could
get information we would never have. He can also be
a puffy pill on your mom's coach. I forgot about that.
I forgot about that. What I was gonna say before
is what I said is the gig economy kind of
the side hustle thing. There's a woman who went into airbnbs.
Let me see if I have the article here. She
went into airbnbs and filmed herself peeing like all over
the furniture and everything, and then posted it posted it
to sex sights and I guess made a lot of
money off of this and not going allly shit. Yeah.
A Florida woman busted Florida Yah after allegedly filming herself
peeing on and is stroying over five thousand dollars worth
of household items in two Airbnb rentals, the posting, then
posting the twisted clips and sex sites to make money. Yeah,
and she's not as she was. Let's see videos of
a vile guest peing on various objects, including a coffee maker.
Ooh oh oh. That's why I draw the line. You
don't hurt this brought in, though, What do you do?
Speaker 5: You share the profits when she sells that she not OnlyFans. Yeah,
but she's gotta buy me a new coffee maker and
a new toaster. The money she's going to bring in
for piston on things, you're gonna be able to buy
four coffee makers, she'd be.
Speaker 1: Out a typewriter, a TV, a rug, typewriter, and chairs.
According to the police report, there was a young lady
inside making money in a very unusual way that damaged
somebody else's properties. To the officer, that's the most politically
correct way to say it. But I like it is.
If people want to sign hustle, there you go. Yeah,
I mean this, This young woman should be again lauded
for her creativity. It's something we all do. It's something
we all do. Another one. I think these people shouldn't
be in trouble. What what's the most awkward? Used to
be like live like a local live like a local
mother has mat team. I don't know, you got it.
Speaker 3: She could be on her own stuff and you know,
get arrested.
Speaker 1: All right, Hang on your classy if you're rich, classy,
if you're rich, trashy. If you're poor rich version performance.
Speaker 5: Art, put your pissed on your own sidef you're cutting
in your own profits, poor version.
Speaker 1: Man, you just peed on the typewriter. I mean, who
has a typewriter? T How do you miss the word process?
Come on, if this happened like if they had this
at some art gallery somewhere, the line would be out
the door. Imagine the things you've arranged that have been
pissed on or shoved up places gloves, right, Yeah, that's
why you should wear gloves.
Speaker 3: I mean I have, I've definitely touched like yours.
Speaker 1: But like, what do you mean pat pet pet cat dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's well, I'm just I'm just thinking like,
if this was performance, are you have? If this is rich,
you'd have people standing around sipping wine going.
Speaker 3: Wow, look at that.
Speaker 1: It's just amazing the control she has of her pelvic
floor to shoot it out.
Speaker 3: She's being to the song ladies.
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It is every time you go away. Oh I had
that you did? Yeah, okay, every time you go away,
I said, Tom Waits, I have no idea. Who nineteen
eighty three.
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess.
Speaker 5: Nineteen eighty nine, it's every time you go away from
Paul young nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1: Five, okay, Paul young Man, I want to pull that out,
all your handsome stuff. All right. All I remember is
this is from the movie Pretty in Pink, Pretty sure
it was, or one of those John Hughes movies. Uh,
it's gonna, it's gonna. I'm gonna fucking I said this
at Thompson Twins.
Speaker 3: It's time again. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Hang on, touch me wound, touch.
Speaker 3: You twash, Always get your panty what your panties left?
Speaker 1: Pandy's off. That's what I was gonna say. Nineteen eighty four.
There's the title right here you if you leave?
Speaker 5: If you leave, okay, Orchestral Movements in the Dark, otherwise
known as OMD.
Speaker 1: I did not know from nineteen eighty six Salmon so wait,
I always have I got five points nineteen.
Speaker 3: Hold on, what was that eighty six? And what was
the name?
Speaker 1: If you Leave? Omd all right, So this is Garth Brooks.
It is Garth Brooks ones. I do not remember the
title of this song.
Speaker 3: It is standing outside the Fire.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, it's about.
Speaker 3: The little boy with down syndrome. That's the video of them.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I in a race. I said nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 3: I said nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 5: It is standing outside the Fire Garth Brooks from nineteen
It only is called ninety three. Oh god, dang it.
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm losing right now. But you called
sweep on that. I did call sweep on this. Yeah,
I did this. My friends would be the spin doctor.
Speaker 3: I have fitness there doctors.
Speaker 1: Two princes. It is two princes. Now I'm going out
on a limb here. Because they came and played Riverfest
and Poughkeepsie for free. That was the year I was
supposed to interview the band, but I was nineteen years
old and I refused to interview the band with Leavon Helm.
They were they had been Bob Dyler's man. I knew
who they were. I just did not feel prepared and
they wouldn't do it. I'm pretty sure that was nineteen
ninety one they were out. Now that doesn't mean the
album came out nineteen ninety one. They could have just
been playing, but I'm pretty sure it did. Nineteen ninety
one Spin Doctors, two.
Speaker 3: Princes I had nineteen ninety six, but I did have
Spin Doctors.
Speaker 1: It is two Princes from Doctors nineteen ninety three. Well,
you know what two Princes might have been on the
next album, because little Miss can't be wrong. They played
that album all was nineteen ninety three. What were they
getting radio played for nineteen ninety three? Yeah, but I
was all right, so I got ten. I think we're
tied right now, Laura, I.
Speaker 3: Have four, right, so twenty points, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Have twenty points. Katy Perry kissed the Girl? Yep, I
said twenty ten.
Speaker 3: Way before that, wait for two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: What did you put for a title on miss?
Speaker 3: I kissed the girl?
Speaker 1: I kiss the girl? Did you put I kissing her?
Just put kiss the girl? I put kissed the girl?
It's I kissed a girl. Oh, I'm not giving you.
Oh she had the full title.
Speaker 5: Well, I can't give one the other It is Katy
Perry from two thousands at eight.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was way after that.
Speaker 1: It was one of her.
Speaker 4: Those are first, all right, hang on a second, though,
I need them momentater.
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm doing the summer fields.
Speaker 3: No soond so nothing really going away driving. I don't
know if I got this right.
Speaker 1: I'll need somebody.
Speaker 3: Wait, why are you getting overtime?
Speaker 1: What? I was just still my year? I was just
still my year's seas.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I had Lucas Graham stabled twenty fifteen.
The fuck.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is a guy who he sounded like other people.
I could picture him. I never knew his name, I
said twenty fourteen. I don't think she's maybe right at
twenty fifteen. Yes, I used to. It is someone you love, right, Louis,
I'm twenty eighteen. Fucking mothers.
Speaker 3: I mean, I had some decent guess, but I didn't
get anything. Did you get anything?
Speaker 1: No, we're tied. Okay, No we're not. I don't think
we have No I did. No, we're not. You got
ten points for I kissed the girl? No, no, no.
If this is what he wants to do, this is
this is what you wanted to do, you have won.
If you didn't put the full title. Hey, look, you're
one hundred percent right, when we do the live show.
Speaker 4: This is the rules.
Speaker 1: They got to be loving thing.
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I wrote Loving You nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1: Are you still writing down over there?
Speaker 3: He's still cheating?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not cheating.
Speaker 3: Do you get this overtime?
Speaker 1: I haven't got.
Speaker 5: And that's shot clocks at three shot clocks at two
zach clocks.
Speaker 1: It was one to look at You nineteen seventy seven.
I don't remember the.
Speaker 3: Band, No, I wrote seventy seven two no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Let him, let let him cook, let him Lovely day,
And I don't remember. Lovely Day. Nineteen seventy seven is
when I wrote down, so I got to go with that.
Speaker 5: It is lovely Day from Bill Withers, Bill fucker nineteen.
Speaker 1: You read seven? No, I didn't write it down.
Speaker 3: Have you write down lovely Day?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't write it down either.
Speaker 3: Was it nineteen seventy seventeen seventy seven?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 3: Have you written down nineteen seventy seven?
Speaker 1: I wrote down? Okay, God damn it, lovely day, Bill Withers.
But I'm not going to have anything I say Cubert,
it is not Cubert.
Speaker 3: I wrote pac Man.
Speaker 1: It is pac Man.
Speaker 5: But if you could get give me the perfect scores
but achieved eight times, first.
Speaker 1: Time ever by Billy Mitchell. How I thirk? Am I
gonna know why the perfect score of pac Man? Threw
a number out? You get nothing else to lose you
but throwing numbers all night. I can't believe I fucking
lost this fucking game. Drew a number out, you get
twenty points, Bill Withers. For God's sake, I kissed the girl.
Do you get the number? I'm gonna give you one
hundred points. I don't even know what you can get
on pac Man. I haven't known three hundred million.
Speaker 3: I thought it was low, so I said eleven hundred.
Speaker 5: It is three million, three hundred and thirty, three thousand
and sixty.
Speaker 1: I had the three right, I had the three right.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know.
Speaker 1: It's a lovely day. God damn, I'd suck at this
so badly, so bad. I love this. Yeah, he had
good music in her tonight. I liked all of them,
man job, I really did. Garth Brooks Pain was great too.
Speaker 3: Oh, Garth Books is my favorite all time artist ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't die. I came way to the party
for Garth for real, and I thought we thought there
were some songs he painted such I'm a lyrics guy, yes,
and he painted such a picture with lyrics. There's one
of the reasons I like John Hyatt is John Hyatt.
John Hyatt has some clever lyrics that people don't even
pick up on that are funny. And I think you're
visually really clever educated. When you're rich, John Hyatt's great.
When you're poor, John, it sucks. That's right, buddy, that's right.
You're a fucking one hundred percent right. But this Bill
Withers was always pretty sick. When you're rich, you like
John Hyatt. When you're poor, you like Garth Brooks. No, no, no,
that's a concert. I would pay.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to see.
Speaker 5: He doesn't turn all he charges every prices everything, it's
the same price.
Speaker 1: How does he get to do that and the other
fuckers can't do because he's not. Oh did you get
your answer?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk about it off Mike. Oh no, nothing bad.
Oh I guess I could say this size diamonds your
excess and happy. Oh well, so she said she's not.
She's trying to not keep it low and not rubbing anything.
A lot of us moms know him too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know, I know somebody going out with him.
Speaker 3: Oh I know, yeah, Christ do you have.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know why.
I read moms can't keep their mouths shut her empty.
And on that note, very good. It's a lovely day
for Laura shoving. You have on some things, funny stuff tonight.
I'm no Maria, will see you next time.