Speaker 1: Let's all start to you to presents. Off the bench
with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yea ye, off the bench.
Speaker 1: With Jacob Hester and C Bob aber.
Speaker 3: I gotta come off the bench.
Speaker 1: Now. Here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert. What's up? Yall?
Welcome in brand new o t B.
Speaker 2: It is Tuesday, May thirteen, twenty twenty five, and I'm
t Bay a bear. He is Jake Kester. She is
a Landra vianaal and he is irrelevant. Just kidding. That's Taylor.
Sorry to have your little extra spotsy on this Tuesday. Uh,
the guests should give to a lot of credit. Taylor
did the vast majority of prep work on today's show.
So if for some reason today's show sucks, well, I
mean I'll just blame him. Now. If it's good, then
give me credit for taking Taylor's work and making it good.
Uh So, either way win for me. Either way it's
gonna be you know, he's gonna be my my bullet
sponge if you will.
Speaker 1: It's going on.
Speaker 2: Guys, how we doing there, Jakie.
Speaker 3: What's up sir? How we living? How we doing? Nobody
ever ask you that?
Speaker 2: Uh, do well, do well, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: I'll say you're parking a different spot this morning.
Speaker 2: I love my card. I love my card key, my
key card wallet with my wallet home this morning. I
was in a rush to leave and I didn't feel
like searching for it, so I just said script. I
knew my girl Laundre would be there right by the
door to let me in.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: She looked it up.
Speaker 4: Anytime must see you know, see your car at a different spot.
It's always in the same spot. I'm like, oh man, but.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I guess I'm not that happy. Is
what happened in the NBA Draft lottery last night, So
we'll get into it a bit. How are you doing, Launder?
What's up?
Speaker 5: Well, that's actually what I was gonna talk about when
you asked me how I was doing. Okay, go ahead,
Getting a talk about top two pick is pretty exciting
and fun.
Speaker 2: I mean smoke on the street kind of a tease
if you ask me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like if everybody wanted the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, congratulations. What are we celebrating b number two? Now?
Could it be me? It's better than seven?
Speaker 7: It is better than seven.
Speaker 5: It's also better than not having like a top five
or a top ten, like at all. Also, smoke on
the street. We could trade that pick for your honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is actually that is actually where that becomes exciting.
Speaker 6: Think they should trade that pick.
Speaker 2: Well, they're going to try to a thousand percent.
Speaker 6: Well I didn't put it in the dock. I did
like the top ten spurs of the fourteenth pick. Also,
yeah great, So so that's.
Speaker 7: My powers are stronger than yours.
Speaker 2: Milwaukee desperately needs draft picks of the Pelicans control their
next three drafts. Yeah, yeah, you know, And I blame
you because we're supposed to be united in this and
to achieve the secret. Jake over here cheering for the
Knicks again, all of a sudden, he's back saying we
and that he's saying, y'all when he's talking about the Pelicans.
We got you out here putting it on for the Spurs.
I tried to get Romi in the afternoon to utter
it into a microphone and he would not. He went
with the Nico angle or in the jungle karmea behind there.
So wait to go, Tate. As much as I make
funn of, you are the only one that had my
back with the secret. I'm the only one that's unfortunately
your your spirit just remained so weak you couldn't that
you couldn't get it done.
Speaker 6: You know, this wasn't my fault, but somehow you turn
it into it. It's impressive, it really is.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm down, and I guess I'm lashing out
everywhere I can because what in the world is going
on with New Orleans sports right now? Like I know,
the Derek Carr thing is good and we can get
into what it does to the Cap and that is good,
like for the first time forever, the Saints can see
a path out. But again, while while I hope this
ends up being one of those great stories Saints fans
of rewards, is Tyler Shuck and Spencer Rattler competing for
the starting job? Maybe that goes good, but like, who
was it that's in the Instagram post in the group
yesterday with all the Saints quarterbacks starting records since Drew Brees?
Is that in this GRD? Is that you, Jake? And
that doesn't kind of drive home what a sad state
of affairs it is, because like Jami has had a
winning record, barely right, car had a winning record, takes
some sneaky good.
Speaker 4: He's got like four and one, got the most wins
by far in the roster right now, Trevor Sibe was three,
one and three.
Speaker 2: I don't know as Trevors mean ever won a game
he's started. He's one games, he's come in the middle
of He's perfect at coming in like second or third
quarter and finishing off a dub relaxed tailor. But I
guess the point of it is. And then you get
to Rattler and it's oh to six and like that too,
and it's not on Rattler, Like I understand the context,
but it's also undeniably funny that that's who we are championing,
Like yes, yes, save us. Oh, Spencer rat Thatt shucked
at shuck it all after last night's lottery. I don't
know again, shuck it all, shuck it all, it's gone.
I mean, it's just a dark time in New Orleans sports.
I mean, the Pelicans hired Joe Dumars, which maybe Dumars
ends up being great, but his tenure in Detroit ended
in disaster. No real job search is done higher GM
that people only have disastrous things to say about from
up there as well. And now in the first lottery
where you had a fifty percent chance to get a
top five pick, and what the third or fourth best
odds to get the top overall pick. You're picking seven?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tyler Shuck's coming on this show next Thursday outside.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2: Look for that Shuk, I mean look again, he is.
He is the golden ticket in all of this, right.
He has the ability to make us feel like Grandpa
Joe suddenly flailing our legs out of bed and jumping
around and dancing and singing and completely winning people over
at our charisma so that nobody questions why we had
been bedridden for so long when obviously the family needed
some sort of financial help. But that requires it to
be that golden ticket. Yeah, and is he real or
is it counterfeit? I don't know, because you kind of
went and bargain been shopping for the golden ticket. And
you hope you get lucky. You hope you get lucky.
But what does Amor say in the Two Towers? Do
not trust to hope? It is forsaken in these lands.
And it's hard not to feel that way.
Speaker 4: What you're about to saying when you said don't trust
you kind of were heavy emphasis on the first part
of hope, but he did say that as well, because.
Speaker 2: I trusted Hope last night and look at where it
got me.
Speaker 4: Seventh, I just I honestly I thought the Spurs were
going to do it again, but the NBA tried to
hide it a little bit, I guess too, like when
they gave it to the Mavericks one percent chance, try
to hide what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave it to the ohh.
Speaker 4: And I was like, well, you know, they got Whimby
and they're like, they can't give them Cooper flag as well,
like and now Nico looks like smart.
Speaker 2: And all this.
Speaker 6: When I saw last night, I was like, this is
the grossest team to get the first overall pick, no
question about it.
Speaker 2: So uh am, I allowed to do a little bit
of a dune too spoiler not I.
Speaker 6: Mean over a year, like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, by the way, shall looking hot at the
Knicks game last night, But I do too. But you know,
he talks about seeing the the path right, the one
path forward for humanity, and it's it's it's it's a
path that's going to take some decisions that look a
bit baffling from the outside. Looking in, I feel like
Nico drank that blue worm juice in that son of
a gun discovered the one path to saving his ass.
I mean, he was fired. He was the architect of
the worst trade in NBA history, and now it could
all be potentially forgotten because he has what the best
American prospects in Zion, but with a body that seems
far more reliable, somebody whose potential seems higher got to immediate.
He seemingly has a generational talent fall into his lap
after he fumbled a generational talent and set the Lakers up. Yeah,
I hate this man, little Finger Harrison out here play
in politics and manipulating. What do you have on Adam Silver?
Speaker 4: Well, they're like, hey, if you trade Luca to the
La market, we'll hook you up exactly, will.
Speaker 3: Give you the number one pick.
Speaker 4: And so like he knew that he was gonna have
to take all this hate and shame, but it would
eventually land him what we think could be a generational player.
Speaker 3: So he just had to He just had to fall
on the sword.
Speaker 7: Is that enough though?
Speaker 2: He must know where Silver's cost.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Is that enough to come back from the Luca trade depends?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's good Yeah, people forget about it because like
him and a d paired up together and now Kyrie
unfortunately who knows when he's gonna be able to play.
Speaker 6: But like, that's a pretty damn good team they got.
They got solid bigs if they could stay healthy too,
like they're.
Speaker 5: He just looks so hate herble it does like him
and Adam Silver probably had the most punching.
Speaker 2: The real awkward. The people I feel most awkward here
for are the MAVs. Fans. Don't feel good for them
because bless them, because that had to be an unreal
painful experience to watch Luke could be fumbled away in
such a manner. But and they were. They were right
and justified objectively in their public shaming of Nico and
their their hate of Nico. But now they do have
the kind of comeback hat in hand, don't they.
Speaker 6: Nico has the opportunity.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, I mean, look, I said a lot of.
Speaker 7: Things, you know, but was the heat of the moment.
Speaker 2: I was just fired up, you know, I was emotional,
and uh, you know, I've thought about it and I think,
I don't know, I think maybe there's still something here.
Where's Cooper? See Oh season tickets. You're raising the prices.
Im in.
Speaker 6: Nico has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
and say no, no, no, no, not draft, no, keep the
first pick. Just don't take Cooper Flag and be like
I was worried about his conditioning. He doesn't play much defense.
Like where we're going in a different direction.
Speaker 2: I did get it out how many people were doing
a bunch of AI images of Cooper Flag like really fat, yeah,
very funny.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I love the ones that are like Luca
when I have money on him and it's Shane Gillis.
Speaker 2: And then Jake. I guess you're just so fat and
happy over there, aren't you. Oh, mister Knicks fan. Happened
last night up three to one, massive win and MSG
in a series in which the only common denominator was
Boston getting up by twenty every game, the Knicks find
a way to win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, now Tatum is going to.
Speaker 6: Be I was about to say, I think it's going
to come out today that he tore is a killing
Achilles in the I saw that.
Speaker 2: So I saw a tweet that was like this is
hard to watch, and so I did like one of
those like yeah, kind of squint eyed watches and I
was like, no, I'm not even I'm not I'm not
engaging with it.
Speaker 6: I'm just I've just watched them on Twitter enough to tell,
like you see the little like it looks like a
vibration from like their heel kind of up their caraf
just like a little shake. And that's that's what happened
last night. Like, that's that's what it's.
Speaker 3: Going to be.
Speaker 7: I can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's playing two points too, Yeah, he was. Him
and Brunston were going back and forth, back and forth.
Brunton had thirty nine, he had forty two. It was
an incredible like just being pushed our show so far.
Speaker 2: To his physical limits that his body said no more.
It's like, uh, you've ever seen the Animatrix, the old
anime matrix shorts. I can't say miss those we've showed.
I think we've showed the running one on this program before.
Remember the guy running with the dreads probably like and
he like tears all of his muscles off his legs.
He runs so fast, he like runs out of reality.
Speaker 6: Yeah, talking about running so fast. Last night, I'm watching
the game and I'm like, oh, I think Tatum towards
Achilles and Victoria's in the kitchen. She's like, that would
suck for that to happen. I was like, yeah, but
I'm not nearly an explosive enough athlete to have to play.
Speaker 1: Was actually good.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: Uh God, Achilles in the playoffs too, I mean that's
two years m h yeah, yeah they're nothing. He's not
playing next year. Oh yeah, it makes you sick to
your stomach.
Speaker 6: Now it's three to one without Tatu'm like, that's it.
Speaker 2: Are they just athletes just getting too big? Jake's still scared,
still knocking on wood over there.
Speaker 4: I've seen three one half before in the OA we
were are you scared?
Speaker 2: Go to church? He and Nick fans belonged there might
catch on fire?
Speaker 3: What like?
Speaker 6: They were talking about it on TV last night, like
why do we see so many Achilles injuries?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 6: It's something we didn't see it, And I'm like, athletes
are more explosive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're just too big and too strong.
I mean, Dame, did Kyrie end up being Achilles? Who
know he's a cl he's the a C. But Dejonte right, yeah, yep, damn.
I will say though, I am kind of a joined
the Knicks run and again Villanova hot at school in
the country right now. They got the pot, they got
the Knicks. Like, don't challenge anything with Nova right now.
If you find yourself in any sort of debate, legal dispute,
if you are at any way in odds with Villanova,
you need to keep your head down for at least
a few months because I don't know when this thing's
I don't know when this thing's gonna run out.
Speaker 4: They also took Maryland's basketball coach, Kevin Willard in the
all season Maryland you know, tournament team in the Big
Ten lost their coach to school in.
Speaker 3: The Big East.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: The only thing about Nova basketball is it occupied such
high heights, Like will they ever get there again?
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like that was the only run
in their history, like go back to Kerry Kittles. I
mean they've had runs, but it's true national championship like
that with Jay.
Speaker 2: Right to your point, Pope Leo gonna all of a
sudden like an il is going to be popping off.
Why is there so much What is this Vatican City
thirty million dollar donation? What Domini? That was Latin? I
don't know anyways, I gotn't know what that was anyway. Anyway,
I'm sad because there appears to be no hope for
the Pelicans and and somehow the Mavericks got rewarded for
their just awful behavior. It's like watching the bad kidding
class and the teacher doesn't know as bad and it's actually
calling all the problems with the teacher's obsessed with them,
and you know, keeps giving them like, uh, MVP or
Star of the week or something. Get the hell out
of here, fooling you. Well.
Speaker 7: Nico has like evil ass eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Evil ass eyebrows. There's a bunch of kind of yeah,
there's a bunch of like pictures of him looking like
you know, like in scheming and and in tents and
some he said this how they used to cut away
to little Finger and gave it throw what.
Speaker 6: I know, we're down about like seven from Duke.
Speaker 2: I know, I love and I know he can he
can shoot. I know that college basketball fans are going
to know who this is and whatnot. And Caniple is
objectively funny name name, but.
Speaker 3: You know him if you saw him.
Speaker 6: I think I don't think she was the other white
guy on Duke bro when.
Speaker 2: I tell you, well, that's not you know, when I
tell you I legitimately watched less than ten minutes of
college basketball this season, I am not exaggerating turn less
than ten less than ten minutes, I lied my way
through every room show during that NCAA tournament. I didn't
see a single thing, and I lied on you.
Speaker 4: Well, we can kind of tell that, but yeah, how
how'd you lie on the roam show?
Speaker 3: Like I feel like he was.
Speaker 2: A story lines talk coaches talk narratives easy.
Speaker 4: They asked you to break down the game, I'll tell
you about the game. Kevin Willard needs to decide if
he's gonna stay in Maryland or go to Villain straight
up to distracted Tino and cal your kidd, mean, it's
like you're twenty at the time, meeting in the tournament.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 7: How many I didn't watch any college basketball?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, but I'm sorry. The overall point of this
tailor is here on the day of my misery. Don't
come at me with conk nipple.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, like there's.
Speaker 2: Dreams of Cooper Flag, you're gonna talk to me about
con canipple.
Speaker 6: You want to six seven. I'm giving you a white
guy from Duke, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: And one a white guy from Duke you did one
white guy from Cooper Flag can't do that.
Speaker 3: The white guy.
Speaker 2: Can't do that.
Speaker 6: I can give you Robin. You can't have Batman.
Speaker 2: I mean I did love Robin growing up.
Speaker 3: Holy rested Metal Batman.
Speaker 2: Well, not even the Adam West Robin the what was it?
What's the actual's name? Why am I blaking.
Speaker 3: Movie?
Speaker 2: Did he say that?
Speaker 3: He said, Holy?
Speaker 4: That's on me hand up? So I was thinking Crystal
when they were about to they were on top of gosh,
what what was what was the Riddler hiding in There's
a submarine or something like that, like some kind.
Speaker 3: Of door they had.
Speaker 2: Hiddler is with two face. And then Baine was the poison.
Bain was a poison. Ivy and mister Freeze mm hmm
and Batman's were different, but both were Crystal Donald.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember, believe so yes. And Alicia Alicia
was a background okay.
Speaker 2: From Clueless to back girl. Alicia was the girl.
Speaker 4: And Paul Rudd still looks the same age from Clueless
we speaking of nipples.
Speaker 2: Never forget the George Clooney batsuit. It did have nipples,
had nipples on it. It's crazy. I just always loved
to think about the costume designer who was who just
thought like, I'm gonna put nipples on the suit.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: And did anybody catch it? Like was the director like
what's yeah?
Speaker 6: Halfway through the film and he was like, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: Are their nipples on there? Did you put nipples in
the batsuit? Oh? Yeah, absolutely?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh well I guess yeah, we've already been filming. Huh, okay, cool, there,
it is all right. Pearl's pick at seven tight Anyway,
more OTV coming.
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It's off the bench with Hester and t Bob Cheer.
Speaker 2: Shoot boll that Colm ker Nipple sure can't shoot.
Speaker 4: Hun, he wrote, Billy Baum love Charlene.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that Charlene back home.
Speaker 2: I don't know Charlene. Is that a privileged thing? Like?
Is that a point?
Speaker 4: Is that like it's yes, yes, yes, I definitely I
have a relative Charlene.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, Charlie, Charlene.
Speaker 6: I know Charlene. I feel like there's a Charlene.
Speaker 7: Rich people don't.
Speaker 3: Rich people don't know Charlene.
Speaker 7: That's a sign of wealth. If you don't know Charlene.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I never ran into a Charlene and Manny, you.
Speaker 3: Know a Billy Bob though I got an uncle Billy Bob.
That's what I say.
Speaker 6: You could run into a Charlene at any waffle house
in America.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know with Charlene's I've just never had
a relationship. And with a Charlene.
Speaker 4: Shout out to the cook, I guess it's on Burbank
at waffle house. We sat there and talked to Lusu
for the ball for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: The other day.
Speaker 4: Oh, that guy was locked in. Jacob and Gillory is
actually his cousin. He's from Eleck originally.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, bro is he had a great like Jacobean.
Speaker 3: He was tall.
Speaker 6: I think he was a tall What was that?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Who all was that? Who was that? Waffle house?
Speaker 3: Me and my hoodrat friends, you and the boys, I'm saying, no, oh,
just uh harlow Katie.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude, what did you get?
Speaker 3: All Star special?
Speaker 2: Is that that your go to?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: That's everybody's go to? Probably No, No, you get the
steak and eggs. You're that guy the.
Speaker 2: Bacon Texas teese take double plate smother cover to the outside.
Don't come at me, brom.
Speaker 6: Say it took it took you.
Speaker 2: I grew up going to waffle house.
Speaker 3: I got a house like I would go. I love
it multiple times a week and be fine.
Speaker 7: I've been nowadays.
Speaker 2: Nowadays, I actually it's it's still good. But don't you
don't No, I'm just being honest, dude. I don't know
how for somebody who eats so clean now they All
Star Special is pretty clean. What I just described, though,
is not. And if I eat that now I feel
like I'm I'm napping afterwards.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna go the other way. I don't
think waffle houses is good since they stopped allowing smoking
in there. I one of the places A little ash
dropped on your waffle that makes it.
Speaker 2: That is one of the places I remember the smoking
section ain't grown up, which is funny because the.
Speaker 6: Claks were smoking. What do you the clocks were smoking.
Speaker 3: The uh whatever is good?
Speaker 2: That was also that is still one of the best places.
One of the only places where you can get a
vanilla coke. That used to.
Speaker 3: Also get a coffee.
Speaker 2: And no, Jay, do you make a sandwich with your
All Star Special? I don't mean it is physically impossible.
If somebody puts some food like you do. I know,
I just love it. Somebody gives me some sort of bread,
some meat, and some egg.
Speaker 3: It's coming to sandway in the egg got to once
you break it up.
Speaker 2: Got to. Grandma used to call those dipping the bread
eggs calm.
Speaker 7: The name makes sense, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: Can't Can we be a little honest here? I still
don't full. I think I know actually now that I'm talking,
not out loud, but like fully know the difference between
like sunnyside up over easy over medium? Yeah, okay, so
over Medium'm sure the folks is like a little more
jammy over easy, little yolk a little more runny. But
then what is sunnyside up?
Speaker 6: And you only cook it on one side?
Speaker 2: You cook, you don't.
Speaker 6: You don't flip the egg. You let it cook through
the top. Sunny side stays up.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: I always looked at it as sunnyside no flip over easy,
one flip over medium too.
Speaker 2: Wow, I had no idea that you were so you
were so educated on the fried eggs.
Speaker 6: Like the game, it's one of the only things I
can cook, guys, sal a.
Speaker 7: But for eggs, I'm.
Speaker 6: Your egg liaison.
Speaker 2: I'm getting floral notes chicken.
Speaker 7: This one tastes like it ran through an onion patch.
Speaker 8: Is from West Texas, perhaps in the desert, oh summer.
Speaker 3: Not that's gonna be on my head.
Speaker 6: The rest of the great song.
Speaker 5: Charlene Darlene's another one like any lean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, what's your go to waffle sort or lunger?
Speaker 7: I don't get like any of the specials or anything
like that.
Speaker 5: I literally order everything individually, Like I'll get like a
chocolate chip waffle I got.
Speaker 3: I got a peanut butter waffle with special.
Speaker 6: I've always wanted to have the peanut butter one.
Speaker 4: You're combining to glory, but I can't get away from.
And so what it is is you get the waffle
and you know it's hot, so they put the peanut
butter like little chips on there, so melting spread it
on there.
Speaker 7: I didn't really like that.
Speaker 5: That sounds so good, sounds great, because then that's a
little too much.
Speaker 2: No syrup, you're just raw dog and chocolate chip waffy, because.
Speaker 3: They do have sugar free syrup, if that's what you're about.
Speaker 5: Dry No, because you put a little butter on it,
and then I get hash browns.
Speaker 7: I guess covered with cheese.
Speaker 3: Covered, smothered with onions, so I just get.
Speaker 7: It covered and chunked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like how you're ron burgundy this. You
need increase a little bit.
Speaker 2: Increase you're ordering a fish like.
Speaker 5: Okay, so smothered his onion covered, covered his cheese, and
then chunked his ham So I get it hash rounds
covered and chunked.
Speaker 3: There you go, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Get it smothered covered. But country they put White Country, Bravy.
Speaker 3: Old up of them.
Speaker 2: What I didn't know that was, Yeah, why.
Speaker 3: Of us four not had a waffle house?
Speaker 7: Why don't we go right after the I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never I've never, I don't know. I mean and
in a little bit now again that.
Speaker 4: Used to be this feeling real pancake house guy over
there from.
Speaker 2: What pancake house I would commit an active domestic terrorism
at an eye hop I have. Okay, Well, I'm talking.
Speaker 4: About there's like this and they're like it's got like
the original pancake house and they have like an all
ritzy cities.
Speaker 2: No. I was gonna say growing up in Georgia that
like Chick fil a, Like you you throw a rock
and you hit like there'd be one here in one
hundred yards down the street. There's another one right here.
I don't know, it comes down to great though.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's like.
Speaker 2: Watch your chicken at waffles.
Speaker 5: Maybe I got like you probably get some like okay,
and if you do, if you did that in a
waffle house, you probably catch your fade too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 6: The other day it was a picture of a waffle
house employee flipping off a customer, and it was like,
it was like, don't try the waffle house employees. They
are the marines of the service and history and they
are trained for situations.
Speaker 3: This cook was like six six. I was talking with
the other day, like, how's the air up there, fella.
Speaker 2: They were very highly drafted in a lot of the
internet's gorilla debates. Yeah, they were on the they were
on the front lines for sure.
Speaker 5: Okay, So I think I made the combination up or
I got like I got got on the internet. But
the sandwich was first sold at waffle House restaurants before
the first dedicated Chick fil So?
Speaker 2: Is this do you know this? Like because it used
to be like Dwarf House was the original Chick fil A.
But it was just like a single restaurant I think yeah,
so before they roped a Chick fil a sandwich was.
Speaker 6: About to say dwarfowls. What's the theme of that point?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 5: It not me licensed the signature sandwich to fifty local restaurants,
including waffle House, so.
Speaker 7: There is a there is a So.
Speaker 2: It was yeah, you know, you know, yeah, you kind
of save that we only had one.
Speaker 4: We had one Chick fil A in Tree Fort Boser
area while I was growing up, and it was in
the Pierre Boser mall. It wasn't even like a standalone
it's a lot of times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just one in the mall.
Speaker 4: And it was such a tree because I didn't live
in Boser. I lived on the other side of the
Red River, right, So if we happened to go to Bojer,
your grandmother would take us there, and that was like it.
Speaker 3: Was a tree because there was literally one. And it
was different.
Speaker 4: It wasn't McDonald's like you had to have have literal
parties or any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 7: It was like a luxury back in the day.
Speaker 2: What's funny about uh where I ended up grown up
Atlanta was for me that was Popeye'es. Yeah, my birthday
meal every year was Popeyes we drive thirty minutes to
go get a Yeah, yeah, thirty minutes one way.
Speaker 4: We've driven like we lived in San Diego. We drove
like forty for Sonic because we didn't have a Sonic.
We drove for raising Canes because we didn't have a
Raisin Canes.
Speaker 2: And Sody And when that biscuit hit my lips two
little fat boy dance, little jingle jangle.
Speaker 4: So as y'all know, I, Uh, on my birthday, I
always go to Piccadilly.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 4: This year it was a day after Yeah, and we
saw Scott Rabelay at the Piccadilly as going in, and
you know, we were like thirty deep because we had
all of Katie's brother sister.
Speaker 2: I mean, caf Tiria. It's perfect.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's perfect. And I could tell Scotty he's like
all these people on you. We took over like.
Speaker 4: The whole restaurant for sure. So it was fun to
a party to him and his mom and brother. I
believe he said, go to Piccadilly every Friday.
Speaker 2: Every Friday.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I I randomly ran into a I don't know how
I ended up a party at Raps House one time
through Marty Grass in.
Speaker 3: College, I'm like, no, no, this is recently.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like and I'll be damned if his
wife didn't have some of the most delicious spread of
foods ever, fire ass, gumbo, fire ass, potato salad. Kilt
it all right, So that was a segment. I mean
I loved it, Don't get me wrong. I mean you
ain't got to tell me that Charlote's fault. Yeah, we can.
We can crunch the numbers on the saint's cap when
we get back more. Could O TB coming up next
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to more sports talk, some other stuff mixed
in off the bench with hester anti.
Speaker 2: Bomb saving the Boys. Welcome back to OTB me the
New Orleans Saints. Well, maybe a little light at the
end of the tunnel yet. Uh. It is no secret
that the New Orleans Saints have had one enemy above
all these past few years, and it has been the
salary cap.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say themselves, but that kind of plays
into the same.
Speaker 2: Same thing, right, one begets the other. Uh. But yes, look,
they engaged in a strategy that weren't for a long
time when you had a great quarterback and when your
window was open of kick, basically kicking the can down
the road, counting on the cap to rise and kind
of never having to pay the pipe because his money
comes off more it comes on and again the cap
continuously rises, and this is the valid strategy. This is
what Philly does, what a lot of people do. But
then COVID came and the cap went down, and so
a lot of that long term and town he got
screwed that. You lose Trey Hendrickson other guys like that,
then you didn't have a great quarterback. But you still
desperately tried to cling on to this strategy, like it
was that door that Roses laying on in Titanic, only
to realize you were never Rose. You were always Leo
and you were drowning. So what did Leo do? He
let go? The New Orleans Saints have finally let go.
Speaker 6: Can you remember what happened when Leo let go?
Speaker 2: Though? Yeah, he sank to the bottom, he died. Yeah, yeah, dude,
The Saint have to burn it down. You have to
die to rise again. A phoenix from the ash hifts.
Make no mistake, death is knocking on the door. The
next two years do not look good, but as Mike
triple to the Normans on football quote, forget about the
light at the end of the tunnel. The Saints can
see the full exit now because with this Derek Carr news,
in the short term, you're gonna have about twenty million
dollars in cap space after signing your draft class, so
you can make some moves if you want um, and
then entering twenty twenty six, it is estimated that you'll
be about ten to twenty over the salary cap. Now,
the final hurdle, the final boss, remains dead money because
even Derek Carr, you got the fifty million to split
over two years. And how about this, Jake, if you
don't rese'm cam Jordan mar Davis Tyrn. I mean, who
knows if Tasom Hill retires what happens there, But you
could be looking at a dead money total next year
of one hundred million, Yeah, which is insane, but it'd
be one year and then you would officially have clean
books once again, and maybe you try to foster a
young team during that time rook you know, two young tackles,
young quarterback. We'll see where it ends up going. So
I'm not saying that the immediate future is bright but
we have moved past light at the end of the tunnel,
and we may be into full exit. Mote as Triplet wrote,
let Go Sink, Die, Freeze, and Rise Again, a wonderful
movie directed by James Cameron forty. You know, one hundred
years later it's a great move. What do you think
dannaboutas Mill?
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's like where he's at? What's
this his third third a cl tier since I don't know?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he had me?
Speaker 3: Why you had two?
Speaker 6: I was a gonna say, had two in college.
Speaker 3: And one in the NFL. Right, and he's had other injuries.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Man, he's in his thirties. I don't really know how
much more Taysom can do.
Speaker 3: How much can very effective? But thirty four maybe thirty
three either way, I mean, he his thirties.
Speaker 2: I never you know, I never had any problems with football,
and now all of a sudden, what my thirty I
just can't even move my shoulder. I can't even do
plank anymore. And this guy's played about eighteen thousand billion
more snaps than I did, absolutely brutal.
Speaker 3: So I don't I don't think you can count on
him at all. No, no, no, no, no, no, he's anything.
Speaker 2: That I am expecting him definitely almost not to play
this year, but more so just like if he ever
plays again, good but I don't, I don't know. Yeah,
So there is a little bit of light at the
end of the tunnel again like we said, or an exit.
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Off the Bench and with Hester and t Bob.
Speaker 3: All Right, Randall.
Speaker 2: Taylor. So I went to start the segment and Taylor just.
Speaker 6: I don't do it often.
Speaker 2: Hand and then pointed to a laundry to let it
roll in instead of bristling. I just kind of fell
right in line because he did it so competently.
Speaker 3: You never do that.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't have listened to me if I would have
done that.
Speaker 4: He did it so confidently though, like it just like yeah,
but you and I would do it to every song.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, okay, yeah, my bad, I'll
shut up.
Speaker 6: This is one of the ones.
Speaker 2: Dude. It's good. Hey, Hey, guzzler, the guzzler. If you're
out there, I need you. You could hop in the
chat and help me feel better about the seventh overall pick.
I'm gonna need to do some extra guzzling today for
the boys and the girls. Non gender specific boys understood, Hey,
shout out to Taylor's stupid ass story. He told us
yesterday about a hundred decors quarterback, remember Iowa Wesley and
Iowa Western or something, guy who got suspended for doing
a little spurts gambling. But then you know, big kid
making it back. He made it out of tryouts.
Speaker 3: Jake, I saw that.
Speaker 2: How about it? That's a big moment for that guy.
Like we said that in the Ricky mini game the
other day, right, how it's such a most important thing
those guys have ever done. We don't give a damn.
You still shouldn't care about Deckers, he will, like you'll
probably never think about a game, but credit to him,
because when you're on those tryouts, how many people get
kept Jake, one or.
Speaker 3: Two if any?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it ain't many. Normally you're just showing up for
a weekend. Nice see a piece. But Decker's doing enough
to get coach toof a little excited energy, big deck energy,
the same sign Donovan Peoples Jones Yep, how do I
mean he might have anything else? Saying it.
Speaker 3: Tall human?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a different body receiver like we've been talking about.
Speaker 3: Let's say we did kind of ask for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't.
Speaker 6: You haven't played in a couple of years, I mean,
like consistently, just because he's been injured. But you go
look at his numbers when he's on the field, he's
actually pretty good.
Speaker 2: Well were his last numbers. So it was his last
season that he played a full season.
Speaker 6: Full season. Oh let's see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep filling time while you google. And by the way,
we're gonna get in the LSU SMU home and home
coming up next. Some interesting questions surrounded that we do
some LSU recruiting news evolving SMU go ahead to.
Speaker 6: Twenty twenty three. Played fifteen games, played for two different teams,
Cleveland and Detroit in twenty three.
Speaker 2: Stats stats Harry stats Stat's.
Speaker 3: Two five catches for fifty eight yards in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 6: What well with Cleveland? Well with Cleveland he had for
Detroit and then Cleveland he had ninety seven that year.
Speaker 3: Not catch up? Yeah, what five?
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, this signing sucks. Uh hour two coming up.
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