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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into WWF Saturday Nights Main Event

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Speaker 2: What was then? Obsession?

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Speaker 6: Obsession?

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Speaker 3: It is my obsession?

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Speaker 2: No real song here for Saturday Night's minute, but yes,

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episode four, and what an episode it is. There's so

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Hogan and Terry funk I oh believe it, and of course,

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more importantly Tony a peace match the main event a

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peace match with Nikolai Volkov and Corporal Kurshner, because I

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Speaker 6: Yes, peace, that's always a hot button.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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the world wrestling at the time. With the Wrestling Observer

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week and Annoki renagged on that deal due to houses

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Speaker 2: Well, Anochi disagrees. Paul Cogan made his first ever appearance

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Speaker 3: They're chanting figure him.

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bullshit are selling so strongly that the company expects a

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shortage of Roddy Piper for Christmas. In fact, they've sold

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Speaker 1: You got one of those.

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like kinda before my time. But I I they're like

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Speaker 1: Get you the Roddy Piper one.

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Speaker 1: Oh I can get one. Oh yeah, you obviously haven't

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where they end up getting the last one.

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it's gonna be all wrong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I have an idea. I would get you one. I

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would shine it up real nice.

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Speaker 1: Then I would pick it up and stick it straight up.

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Without a shadow of a doubt it would go up

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your ass. That thing's huge directly.

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Speaker 2: Last couple things here from the observe of February seventeenth,

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nineteen eighty six. I had to jump ahead a bit

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because there's none for January eighty six.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 2: Bruiser Brodie's lifetime suspension from the AWA in fact lasted

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about three months. He was fired from Japan and then

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he was also lifetime suspended from the awa Verne Gangie

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now wants him back again to work with the aging

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Jerry Blackwell.

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Speaker 1: That is gimmick.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't consider that. That's everyone. It was just

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a little older. I guess that's everybody though. I mean

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every episode, every week we do, we're just a little older.

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Speaker 6: Why you gotta say that that makes you feel.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, especially to Meltzer says apparently Steve Borden of

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the Blade Runners is out with the shoulder injury, although

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both both and.

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Speaker 1: Who's the other guy in the well?

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Speaker 2: Meltzer does say here James, although both he and Terrible

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partner Jim Hellwig were duded fired anyway, he was just

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a Dave. Dave marvels that these two stiffs have made

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every issue of The Observer since they debuted, So he

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was not a fan of one. Steve Borden, Steve and

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Jim Hellwig terrible partner.

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Speaker 1: I wonder what he thinks about Jim Hellwig in nineteen

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ninety six.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this can't be much better, terrible person.

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Speaker 1: He should face the chucky doll on WCW Wow.

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Speaker 3: I just thought about that.

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Speaker 1: That would have chased the business forever.

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, fucking they give Warriors promo in the back

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and on it it says fucking bears. Last thing here, Crockett.

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I thought you'd like this. Jam Crockett has ordered a

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new NWA World title belt, apparently worth twenty eight thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if that's how much he paid

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for it, or that's just how much he told people

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that he could sell them to do him for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Really, twenty eight thousand dollars, by the way, in nineteenv

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six is equivalent to eighty two thousand dollars today.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 6: That's why they had to put up a lot of

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money for the belt, right then they have to put

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up a oh like belt.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, something like that. Yeah, I mean yeah, I

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mean you're breaking you buy it right, motherfucker. No shoes,

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no shirt, no service.

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Speaker 1: It also helped, I think, with the credibility of the belt,

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because I think the fans knew that too. I think

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the fans there were a deposit right on the belt too,

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so it made it seem like, oh shit, he's carrying

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around like a fifty thousand dollars belt.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's a pretty cool concept though, and I

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would have bought. Oh shit, that's expensive as fun, like

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we don't break It.

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Speaker 1: Was cool too because he actually made him do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that switch. What a Garney.

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Speaker 6: You hear about that as like Flair when he took

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the belt and then they didn't get his money back

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or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I was just about to say, Tony, there's

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a good chance a lot of people didn't get their

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money back. Well, that is it for the Observer. Now

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let's talk about WF SATA Knight's main event January fourth,

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nineteen eighty six, which was taped December nineteenth, nineteen eighty five.

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Speaker 1: All right, so we start here with Saturday Night's main event,

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Shining in Florida, m Little.

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Speaker 2: Florida Show here, and Hogan is outside with Mean Jean,

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and he has a blender, vitamins, a banana.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it pans in and Hogan his pullside with a

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big blender. The bananas they're huge, the eggs, eggs slentyful.

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And he has a whole slew of organ defender horse bills.

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You know something, You gotta protect your organs when you're

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drinking this much gasoline. Dude.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I think I really got it together. Now, brother,

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and he's fucking putting bananas and eggs in this blender.

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I got the eggs, the calcium, the carbohydrates, food, all

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the vitamins I need and mean Jean walks up and says, huwk,

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what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Mean Jane walks up in a tuxedo with no pants.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck are you're talking about me? What do

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you mean? Don't you see? I got my fucking blunder going, Dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm making straight gasolin over your brother.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting ready for that low life no good rattlesnake

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Terry funk Man, and he pours a drink into a

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cup and then me. Jane says, this is how you

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prepare for a tuttle defense. When the fuck have you

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ever defended? I don't mean gene.

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Speaker 1: Don't you make hamburgers?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking to me about? Title defenses? Brother?

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Speaker 2: You know the fucking sun's reflecting off that chrome dome

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is gonna blind me before my imagine.

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Speaker 1: The fuck are you wearing?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 1: You look ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Brother, Ogan says, this is my high test gasoline. This

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is Dolsers patented Python protein drink. And told you Derek

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give Terry Funk the recipe. Thankfully, Terry Funk won't watch

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the show and see your table of eggs, banana bors

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pillsis gasoline. This ship will get you right, mean gene,

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fuck shit, why do you keep doing that?

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess I'll throw it in there too, balls

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all right back to you guys.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, now the hillbillies are in the pool and

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they're floating, and they're big donuts, and Rotty Piper's watching

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them through binoculars like they're sea animals. They're fully clothed, then,

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I mean, and they're fucking suspenders guaranteed smell like shit

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fucked the whole wave full up. Viper's looking up through binoculars.

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Biper says, well, I'll look at that moby dick with

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defeet and Jesse Vatu is there on his stomach, butt

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ass naked getting rubbed down by the ladies, and Jesse says,

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once that hot rod, and then Biper says, oh, that

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my fat hillbilly's right there, and Jesse says, oh, I

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thought I smelled bacon frying, and Biper says, there's only

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one thing to worry about, and that's after night. Humphree,

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A humpback a whale's got to be out of our job.

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Poor hillbillies, they're just trying to make a living and

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they're getting just fucking shamed here by Roddy Piper.

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Speaker 3: You're at the pool getting shame.

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Speaker 2: He should be drinking that protein drink.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to see I would love to see cousin

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Luke off the Oregon defend a horse ce Cas shake.

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Speaker 2: Uncle Elfrend needs a hit or two of that gas

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so lean.

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Speaker 1: I do love Indy. Saturday Night's main event intros that

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uh Macha man is doing a double axe handle from

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the top rope to the concrete floor.

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Speaker 2: Also George Steel eating the damn turn buckle, gets the

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stuff and everywhere, like, you don't know how they had

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the budget for this.

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Speaker 1: Did they ever spike a turn buckle?

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Speaker 2: That is unbelievable. You have a sick ye.

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Speaker 6: I'm playing that through my head like rat poison, sleeping

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pill starts foaming at the mouth.

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Speaker 2: Give them boner pills, right viagro in there guys.

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Speaker 3: With the green tongue hanging out of his head. Boner.

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Speaker 1: It just activates a boner instantly. I've never taken super filmula.

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Speaker 6: You know that holding injects in the turn vocal.

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Speaker 2: Don't give them my recipe.

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Speaker 1: Drugs were so much more potent in the eighties.

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Speaker 2: They just go right through.

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Speaker 1: Well. Vince McMahon welcomes us to the Sundome in Tampa, Florida.

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Speaker 2: Yes, beautiful Florida and uh, tonight we'll have more fun

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in the sun. But for now, let's talk about wrestling.

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I guess we're gonna have a match that's a direct

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result of the recent Geneva summit. Core Boo Kershner will

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face against Nikolai Volkoff in the peace match. They don't

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explain what that is, and in fact, I never really

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know what it was.

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Speaker 1: They never did.

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Speaker 3: Don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I kind of get they were going for,

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but there's no like, there's no real rules.

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Speaker 1: No, it works out the kind of.

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Speaker 2: Junk yard Dog teams up with Ricky Steamboat to score

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off against mister Fuji and the Magnificent Morocco. This is

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only one of the challenges Jyd will have to face tonight.

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And I was like, oh, Jyd will have to face,

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of course, a fifty five foot high water slide when

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he takes on Jimmy Hart in a water slide competition.

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Speaker 1: Dude, the way.

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Speaker 6: They said this was a fifty full waterside competition with

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Mouths of the South.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: That's the name of the slide. And yes, the Animal's

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back with us. Georgie the Animal, Steel hot Off the

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Boner will square off against the macho Man. And everyone's

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waiting for the participants of the man in my WF

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champion Hulk Cogan meaning number one contender Terry Funk and

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one on the match are almost forgotten. Jesse Ventura comes in.

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It says, wait a minute, McMahon, I'll tell you about

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the others.

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Speaker 1: One more match and Jesse Ventura no clips. Hey, how

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you doing.

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Speaker 2: I knew you were gonna say some bullshit.

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Speaker 1: Dude. Ventura here, by the way, we saw him earlier

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when he was getting wiped down by the ladies. But

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he walks in here with the cape on too and

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the glasses and everything. He looks fantastic. I mean, he

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is in great shape here. Also, Ventura's hair and facial

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hair is like if someone drew Hologan from memory. Now,

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fuck you, James, that was mine first. Just so you know,

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that was superstar Billy Graham's look. I was paying homage.

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Speaker 2: So Jesse talks about how the Hillbilly Hicks team up

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against Jesse on the last Sire Night's main event, which

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is of course Hilly Jim, Uncle Elmer and cousin Mudpie.

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He says, which is very disrespectful to cousin Luke.

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Speaker 1: Until the match, I thought his name was cousin Mudpie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I had no clue this guy was.

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Speaker 1: I totally. I feel like we saw this guy before,

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but I just forgot who was this wedding episode. Yeah,

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so I was like, oh, yeah, Cousin Mudpie is there?

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Speaker 6: That makes sense, Yeah, totally, he's Hillbilly likes.

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Speaker 2: Why the fuck would he not because in mud this

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guy's uncle Elmer.

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Speaker 1: F Jesse Ventura walked in with the glasses on the hat,

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the crazy hair beard combo and cape. Yeah, I guess

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that's Cousin Mudpie too.

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Speaker 2: Listen to this guy.

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Speaker 6: You can tell me it's cousin Doug.

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Speaker 3: Should I believe?

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Speaker 2: Yes, That's when I saw him wrestle Tony. That's when

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I was writing there. So, Jesse says, you don't understand

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the significance of this. McMahon. I'm the first announcer in

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history to step in the ring and back up what

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I say. You ever see Brent muss Berger put on

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apparently and go notice the nose and toes the toes

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with refrigerator Perry the refrigerators when you get that Musburger

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right up, you think you'd ever see Vince Scully standing

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there looking down the pipe and take a high, hard

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one under the nose McMahon from Dwight Good in no way.

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The body's the only want to get back up his words.

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So Vince says he's looking forward to seeing him in

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the ring for a different reason. That's because he won't

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have to hear him on commentary being lopsided. And Jesse says,

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wait a minute, fucking McMahon. If you think I'm stepping

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in the ring and allowing you to sit here and

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talking to yourself, you're mistaken. I went out and got

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the only man with brains enough to replace the body.

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That's Bobby the brain. Heenen and fucking heman's here, and

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Heenan says it's a pleasure to be here, and he

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hopes he can live up to the high excellence of

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broadcasting that mister Ventura has brought here. And we send

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it to mean Geen Oakerland, who is standing by in

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the aisle with Roddy Piper and Bob Orton, who shockingly

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has a cast on his arm, always for.

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Speaker 3: Twenty million years already had.

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Speaker 6: A cast done.

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Speaker 2: So me and Jean's here with Piper and Bob Barton.

468
00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:20,279
And Jean asked Piper of the match, and Piper says, oh, whoope,

469
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,720
what am I supposed to say? And Jean says, well,

470
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:25,559
it's a vendetta And Piper says, vendetta speak English, Chef,

471
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,240
you're talking about people. Their idea of a good time

472
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,119
is eating the feet of pigs. Then they go out

473
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,359
there and play with each other. They play the banjo,

474
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,839
and I am I'm saving America. How would you like

475
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,759
Uncle Almer for your uncle? And this ain't a refrigerator? Men,

476
00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:44,160
you're looking at your in the deep freeze. It wasn't

477
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,440
me that jumped one on one against Jesse Ventura or

478
00:26:46,519 --> 00:26:48,759
two on two, or did any of that. These jerks

479
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,160
are the ones that asked for it. Those pieces are garbage.

480
00:26:52,559 --> 00:26:53,920
He's just fucking really giving a time.

481
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,759
Speaker 1: I loved how Jesse Ventura walked into the framing.

482
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 2: We clipped again.

483
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 1: He does this all night. He always just comes right

484
00:27:01,759 --> 00:27:05,039
into frame. Hey how they're going, Hey, Ronnie.

485
00:27:06,519 --> 00:27:10,279
Speaker 2: Let me say something else. So he tells them, don't

486
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,400
let this cube ball bother you. When he pats mean

487
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,279
Gene on the head and says, the Hillbilliers are going down.

488
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,839
There's gonna be bad news in a dream after tonight,

489
00:27:17,279 --> 00:27:18,799
and Mean Gene looks at the camera and says, I

490
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,319
give up back to you, mcmahony.

491
00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: Piper does pig noises into the mic as it pans away.

492
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,039
Speaker 2: So, by the way, this is all stemming from the wedding,

493
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,279
and we actually watched the episode. We watched the wedding

494
00:27:31,319 --> 00:27:33,559
episode where this all started and Piper interrupted it and

495
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:36,759
Jesse Ventura had a lot of not so nice things

496
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:38,759
to say about the bride and groom for that wedding.

497
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:41,480
So if you if you missed that one, another great episode. Uh,

498
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,680
Satura Night's main event, So check that out that we did.

499
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,079
But yes, Mean Jean standing with the Hillbillies. I'm guessing

500
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,839
that's their name, right, yeahs a trio of.

501
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: The hill I was pretty blown away here by uh

502
00:27:52,319 --> 00:27:54,880
this whole thing, to be honest, like this whole promo.

503
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:58,279
Speaker 2: I what they said was not what I thought I

504
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,200
was like, Wow, this is like a great promo. So

505
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,119
Mean Jean says, all right, your opponents are in the ring,

506
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,119
and there's bad thoughts, no doubt about it. I'd like

507
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,400
to have your thoughts, and he'll believe Jim, just normal guy,

508
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,599
says mean Jean. We're professional athletes and we're gonna behave

509
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,000
like professional athletes, and no matter what those three cold

510
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:17,279
cuts up there do, our family honor is on the

511
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:18,799
line here and we're gonna do what we gotta do

512
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,160
to win the match. And I was like, whoa, there's

513
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,720
no like Shenanigans.

514
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: Okay, head right, So my thought was these guys are

515
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,880
gonna go nuts, right, Like, these guys are gonna have

516
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,519
an absolutely insane promo here, but they just they just

517
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,559
happen to be Hillbillies. And also they're signed to, you know,

518
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,000
the biggest fucking company of their profession. So yeah, dude,

519
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:44,960
we are like trained for this a lot. My cousin

520
00:28:45,079 --> 00:28:48,279
Luke over here does dropdowns in our barn a lot.

521
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,079
Speaker 2: He's are shipping the bill the BIG's weekly and work

522
00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:54,240
at spots. He's prepared.

523
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: I love that.

524
00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 7: Yeah.

525
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, commits the jiggling. Yeah, they come out and

526
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,880
they do the little dance and they come in and stuff.

527
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,880
But yeah, it's all business like in the ring and uh, I.

528
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 2: Mean what this is again? And we'll talk about this,

529
00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:17,160
you know, throughout the night. But like especially this tag

530
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,400
way different format than tags nowadays. This was all heat,

531
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,079
all tags.

532
00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:27,079
Speaker 1: Yes, very much, taking advantage of the fact of having

533
00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:30,359
three people on each team, right, I think, yeah, I

534
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,279
think that that's pretty cool. Like the way this was

535
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:34,000
laid out. I actually enjoyed a lot of this. So

536
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,519
we have Roddy Piper, Jesse vent turning cowboy Bob Warton

537
00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:40,480
taking on Uncle Elmer. He'll Billy Jim, and Cousin.

538
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: Luke not mud Pie.

539
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: Shockingly, yeah, his name is cousin Luke. How about that.

540
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:49,559
So Ventura starts off here. He looks awesome, dude, he

541
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,599
is in great shape.

542
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,319
Speaker 2: Thank you.

543
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,599
Speaker 1: I do look good.

544
00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:55,559
Speaker 2: He clips into the pod.

545
00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:59,119
Speaker 6: Just walks off care thank you.

546
00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:04,279
Speaker 1: So Uncle Elmer and Jesse Ventura start things off. They

547
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,519
circle each other here in the ring. Ventura tells the

548
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:10,119
ref to check Elmer after Elmer spit on his fist

549
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:13,319
and the ref walks over to him and Elmer loses

550
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,799
focus for a second and Jesse Ventura rushes him and

551
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,240
rakes his face immediately. I love that. That was fucking awesome.

552
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

553
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:21,319
Speaker 7: Uh.

554
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: They get to the corner, but Elmer is too big.

555
00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:27,799
He explodes out and punches Ventura down. He double goozles him.

556
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:28,920
He hits a ten thirty one.

557
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:31,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was like, wow, this is uh,

558
00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:34,200
this is pretty early for I mean, I understand, you know,

559
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:37,000
the double lift wasn't new, but he'd throwing him down

560
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:37,599
was awesome.

561
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,799
Speaker 1: Elmer throws Ventura into Jim's boot and Ventura loopy sells,

562
00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:43,440
holding his hand out looking for the tag.

563
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,319
Speaker 2: He's stooging.

564
00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: Fantastic stuff here. Yeah. Yeah. Jim locks in a headlock,

565
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:51,000
but Ventura goes low to the mid section of tags in.

566
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:55,480
Roddy Piper. Cousin Luke tags in. Yeah, and Roddy Piper

567
00:30:55,559 --> 00:30:58,359
holds out the hand for a handshake, and everyone's like,

568
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:58,960
don't take that.

569
00:30:59,119 --> 00:31:01,319
Speaker 2: Come on his head. He's considering it.

570
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:01,559
Speaker 1: You know.

571
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,319
Speaker 2: The cousin Lukey might not be all there, but he's

572
00:31:04,359 --> 00:31:04,880
got a plan.

573
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:07,759
Speaker 1: Well, Luke takes the handshake, but he's the one to

574
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,079
kick Piper. That was awesome, Yeah, it was. Piper starts

575
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,279
going on a frenzy. He backs Luke to the corner,

576
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:16,599
tags in Bob Orton. Bob Orton comes in, starts attacking Luke,

577
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,720
and Vince minches on commentary that the cast is not fair.

578
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,799
Speaker 2: He says Orton's arm is the slowest healing injury in

579
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:28,039
the history of the dude. I loved it.

580
00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:30,359
Speaker 1: I thought that was great Bobby Heen, and I love

581
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,559
the way that he talked about this. He said that, uh,

582
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,079
the cast thing is an injury. He has a doctor,

583
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:43,079
he has a letter. Wait, Tammick Man, so Roddy Piper

584
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,640
spits on Hillbilly Jim and uh pulls Luke to the corner.

585
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:49,960
Luke gets up on Bob Orton here, and Orton scrambles

586
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,960
to tag in Ventura. Piper slaps Luke a few times

587
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,039
and pokes him in the eyes, just straight up pokes

588
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,079
him straight in the eyes.

589
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's slapping his face around, just blatant. I poke,

590
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,519
and then tags out to Orton. I mean, they're running

591
00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:04,240
a train on cousin Luke, here.

592
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,039
Speaker 1: Did they are? Orton comes in with an elbow off

593
00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:10,519
the top. Piper comes back in. They're doing rapid tags here,

594
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,519
just beating the shit out of this dude. Yeah, just

595
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:15,200
keeping control. Piper comes in and Luke is able to

596
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,119
walk him to his corner. Luke tags Hill Billy Jim,

597
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,559
I believe, and uh, the ref didn't see the tag.

598
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 2: He was fucking distracted by that goddamn Jesse Ventura trying

599
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,240
to get into the rig. And I was like, I

600
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,799
bit on, I said, no, I see him gym in there,

601
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,319
you bitch.

602
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,279
Speaker 1: That's the classics man that works every time.

603
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, it does work every time for real, And

604
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,359
like what a The way they shot it too was

605
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,279
actually pretty great because like you don't really see the

606
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,559
results round until right you see it, like the referee

607
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,440
at the very end admonishing Jesse and then running over.

608
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,440
It's like, oh you fuck.

609
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: Luke finally gets the tag to Uncle Elmer and him

610
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,119
and Piper start fucking a strike exchange.

611
00:32:58,599 --> 00:33:01,759
Speaker 2: They're a legit hockey fund in the ring, like going crazy,

612
00:33:01,839 --> 00:33:04,279
throwing bombs. Elmer is giving him big punch. Yeah, what

613
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:04,799
the hill.

614
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: I could not believe. I did not have on my

615
00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:09,799
mind tonight, tuning in that I would see a Roddy

616
00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:12,119
Piper and Uncle Elmer striking sting.

617
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: The crowd was hot for it.

618
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:18,039
Speaker 1: They were super hot for it. Elmer gets Piper into

619
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,119
a bear hug, but Piper rakes the eyes. Fucking with

620
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,000
the eyes, dude, everyone's in Now everyone's fighting the hill

621
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:28,079
Billy shit. Can everyone they stand tall? Piper goes to

622
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,400
the outside with his teammates, calls for a time out,

623
00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:31,359
and we go to.

624
00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:34,759
Speaker 2: Commercial little rallying of the troops. I meant, I mean

625
00:33:34,839 --> 00:33:38,359
the crowd loves this shit, Piper and Jesse. I mean

626
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,920
that the whole heel team has like such great heat that,

627
00:33:41,079 --> 00:33:43,759
like anything that the Hillbillies do is is money.

628
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: Roddy Piper headbutts. He'll billy Jim a few times till

629
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,440
he'll billy Jim. No sells it, and then headbuts Piper

630
00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:52,880
and he starts working over a wrist lot.

631
00:33:53,039 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: Which I thought was fantastic. I mean the headbuts. I thought, oh,

632
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,559
he's just gonna kick hiss and then he's like, ah hold.

633
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: And he's selling it like he is. Like Roddy Piper

634
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:03,680
is in danger here, like that wrisk lock. He can't

635
00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:06,240
get out of it. Yeah. Piper pushes Jim to the

636
00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:09,639
corner and they start triple team in his ass. Cousin

637
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,840
Luke comes in and he's throwing fucking polish hammers. Crazy.

638
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 2: He bumps all the heels off the apron hees fucking

639
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,519
go to down Cousin Luke's offense. I'd like to talk

640
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,440
about for a second year because most of his strikes

641
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:27,840
are all double axe handles polish hammers. Dude, okay, he's

642
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,440
swinging them crazy. I said, Wow, this is a lost move.

643
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,039
That was his thing.

644
00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,039
Speaker 1: No one else in the match is doing polish hammers.

645
00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:36,679
It was Cousin Luke's thing for this match.

646
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:39,079
Speaker 2: It's only until Grizzly Redwood debuts that.

647
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: Roddy Piper gets behind Luke and locks in the sleeper hole.

648
00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:48,719
Orton and Ventura come in and start fighting with Jim

649
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,960
and Elmer. Cousin Luke gets Piper off of him. He

650
00:34:53,079 --> 00:34:55,679
goes to hit the ropes bob Orton. It hits him

651
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,480
in the back of the head of the cast.

652
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,039
Speaker 2: No, dude, his funny as shit. So yeah, he hits

653
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:04,320
the ropes. Bob Orton hits him in the back of

654
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,440
the head with the fucking cast. Before, during, and after this,

655
00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:11,639
they keep cutting the shots of Uncle Elmer repeatedly big

656
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,199
splashing Jesse Ventura in the corner. He like he won't

657
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,400
stop because he's keeping him at bay. But it's just

658
00:35:17,519 --> 00:35:20,559
the fucking funniest shit shot. It looks like it's like

659
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,119
they just kept replaying the same thing, but no, he

660
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,199
has them held in the corner. Cousin Luke is fucking

661
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,800
dead to rights now and Piper puts him back in

662
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,519
the sleeper and the ref checks him and he's out.

663
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: What a match. I couldn't believe how good that was.

664
00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, this is great.

665
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, like everything worked here.

666
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 6: It was actually, dude, the crowd loved Uncle Elmer, like

667
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,239
the because that wedding just happened, and everyone's.

668
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: Like, we love this.

669
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,039
Speaker 2: He like super sympathetic.

670
00:35:44,119 --> 00:35:45,119
Speaker 3: Now yeah, yeah, they were.

671
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: Super hot for Uncle Elmer and Cousin Luke's Polish hammers.

672
00:35:49,159 --> 00:35:52,199
Speaker 2: Which definitely I've come to few.

673
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,519
Speaker 1: So Vince is here with Bobby Heenan.

674
00:35:54,639 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 2: Now he's here with Bobby Heenan until Jesse Vento just

675
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
thought i'd pop back in. Hey McMahan, what the fuck

676
00:36:07,159 --> 00:36:14,199
is that? Oh hey, Jesse, he says, thank you, Bobby Heenen.

677
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,320
It was my pleasure. I thought I was just outstanding

678
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,679
in the ring, and I know you were no less

679
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,159
perfect on the microphone and Vince's well, is there any

680
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:23,119
future for you too, maybe in a tag team combination

681
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,559
or something like that. Then Jesse says, I'll tell you what,

682
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,639
mcmahonon you should look out for. Bobby Heenon probably did

683
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,119
so well. You might be on the unemployment line. Would

684
00:36:31,159 --> 00:36:39,920
you like that not having a job? McMahon so mean,

685
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,280
Jean says, we have a waterslide competition. But a little

686
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,280
background first, on our last stied nine man event, we

687
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,639
alsow the Junkyard Dog deep pants and brand Jimmy Hart,

688
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,679
which is just a thing that was happening at the time.

689
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,440
You just were branding dudes because of Terry Funk. That's

690
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,440
what he did. He branded his ass. So mean Jean says, well,

691
00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,840
Jimmy wants revenge and since there these men cannot fairly

692
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:02,639
in the ring, Heart has challenged Jyd to this contest,

693
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,159
and what do you look to prove? Jimmy and they

694
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,719
do a wide shot here in Jimmy Hart and the

695
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,239
Junkyard Dog are both sitting at the top of a

696
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,039
slide competition. Just ridiculous.

697
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,519
Speaker 6: Let's see how I got the sunglasses on for some reason.

698
00:37:16,639 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: Still, and Jimmy says, this doesn't matter. Prior for me

699
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,840
the Junkyard Dog and National TV humiliated me. And now Daddy,

700
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,840
I can't I wrestle Junkyard Dog. Was what contest could

701
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,000
beat him in, which is, of course he is a

702
00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:33,199
professional at slides, and Jyd agreed to this.

703
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 6: I didn't know what the contest, like are you better

704
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:37,039
at watersline?

705
00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:46,119
Speaker 2: Or like who can slide faster? Daddy? And he said

706
00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:48,360
he's gonna prove to everybody he's a better man than

707
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,800
the Junkyard Dog, and means Gene looks at him and

708
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,000
stops and says, well, I don't know about that, but

709
00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:55,639
I do know the Junkyard Dog. You have one requirement.

710
00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:58,360
And the Junkyard Dog says that for him to agree

711
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,880
to this, that Jimmy Hard had to wear his cute

712
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,440
little undies that he branded him in the Red Ones, right,

713
00:38:04,639 --> 00:38:07,119
so I'm assuming he did. And then he agreed to this,

714
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,719
and it's it's time to go, so mean Jeane says,

715
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,159
let's get it go and let's open up the flood gates.

716
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,039
So the gates open, and I mean Jyd flies down

717
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:19,719
this fucking water slide. He's got good form, unbelievable for him,

718
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,320
He's goddamn an expert. Jimmy Hart is flipping and flopping

719
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,159
all around the top, can't get any momentum, and he

720
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,679
gets down to the bottom, and then Jesse vent Toura's

721
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:34,400
voice no clips into the scene and Jesus, wait a minute, McMahon,

722
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,599
something happened there. Jimmy got a flow start immediately. Junkyard's

723
00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:42,599
got an advantagey he's he's used to being on his back,

724
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,599
which I thought.

725
00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: Was fun nineteen eighty five, like Insiders as funny as fun.

726
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,599
Speaker 2: Something was not kosher up there. I think Jimmy Hart

727
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,360
got a roll you. I'm gonna go find out. So

728
00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:55,639
Jesse Ventura is now no clip into the scene. He's

729
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:58,559
here now, and he's here with Terry Funk, who's also here.

730
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,960
I don't know where the fuck there where Funk came from.

731
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,800
So Jesse says, I think Jimmy Hart had a friction

732
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,320
problem wearing this shoe here and he's got a shoe

733
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,760
it's very looks like a child's shoes. And whoever was

734
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,719
running the gate up there gave the Junkyard dog a

735
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,280
two second head start. And Jesse looks over at Terry

736
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,719
Funk and says, well, Terry, what are you doing here.

737
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,199
Speaker 1: I mean that was so natural.

738
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,079
Speaker 2: And Funk says, after I beat the heavyweight champion Hull Cogan,

739
00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:28,920
all the national press will be taking my picture and

740
00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:31,639
I want a great tan for the cover of Sports Illustrated.

741
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,599
And Jesse says, I don't know if they're here, Terry,

742
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:34,760
why that matter me.

743
00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 7: They put that overrated blonde blow hard hugging on the cover,

744
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,760
they put it, put me on the cover, or I'll

745
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,360
fry them both, both of them. I'll fry them on

746
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,679
my iron. And that's a promise. Do you understand, Ventura?

747
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,800
And Jesse says, well, Sports Illustrator, you've been warned. And

748
00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:53,440
if you don't believe me, take a look at this

749
00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:56,519
report from Gorilla Monsoon. So we go to the w

750
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,880
F special report, which was from Denver, Colorado. Uh I

751
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,559
guess this was, you know, maybe a couple months.

752
00:40:02,639 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: It was winter nineteen eighty five, Okay, Denver winter.

753
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 6: It does say that winter nineteen eighty five.

754
00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 2: The Hulks are against terrible Terry Funk. Grilla Monsoon says,

755
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,719
got things going pretty good his way, but the mouth

756
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,400
of the South, distract of the champion, and that branding

757
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,239
iron got dropped into the ring and Hogan got it

758
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,000
right between the eyes, which is pretty fucking crazy. Just

759
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,199
branding iron him in the face, and then Terry Funk

760
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,480
brands Hogan's chest. He doesn't show up with any brand

761
00:40:29,519 --> 00:40:31,440
on his chest this week, so it must have must

762
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,440
have done a shitty job.

763
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: You should have done it a bunch of times in

764
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,079
a row, like uh bam, Margie era dick farm.

765
00:40:43,519 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 6: That be crazy, Terry fuck'ing own a dick branding iron.

766
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:50,159
Speaker 2: Horses.

767
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: Well, we get the Hulk Hogan town hall and he's

768
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,519
with me and Jean.

769
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jean says, well, Hulk, we all saw what Terry

770
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:02,960
Funk uh perpetuated on you and any special plans for revenge,

771
00:41:03,519 --> 00:41:05,639
and Hogan says, yeah, that sure is me gene. I'm

772
00:41:05,679 --> 00:41:06,599
gonna fucking kill him.

773
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,599
Speaker 1: I got a dick iron gene. You know.

774
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 2: Terry Funk busted me up with that braining iron. He

775
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,760
put a bunch of dicks on me.

776
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: It was a dick farm, brother, I got like.

777
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,039
Speaker 2: A dick farm on me. Dude. He mallyed me and

778
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:28,679
all of Denver in the winter and her double cross.

779
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,280
But just to make sure that doesn't happen night, I

780
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,320
got a special surprise for you, and then he starts

781
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,079
snorting like a pig, much like Roddy Piper did earlier.

782
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,599
And I said, oh, he's got the fucking Hillbillies, but

783
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,400
no judge your dog along.

784
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: Yeah I thought that. I thought they were supposed to

785
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,679
be like dog related noises.

786
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,519
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I got the dogs rabbit dog, so it

787
00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:53,519
should have been what it was was not.

788
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 3: He's done it before.

789
00:41:57,039 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 6: Well, he was doing it in the the old Bard movies.

790
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: Backstage stage.

791
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

792
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 6: Sure, maybe he learned after twenty years.

793
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,079
Speaker 2: They probably ripped him crazy about this and he spent

794
00:42:12,159 --> 00:42:14,239
the next twenty years being upset about and trying to

795
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,559
get better as his dog impressions.

796
00:42:16,519 --> 00:42:20,119
Speaker 6: He doesn't make dog noises, so he had.

797
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:22,679
Speaker 2: Jump your dog walks in, and Hogan says, junk Joug

798
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,480
Dog's gonna be in my corner to make sure nothing

799
00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:26,679
like that happens, all right, j Y D and me,

800
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,480
And Jean says junk Joe dog, And Jyd says, I

801
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,159
got a lot of plans for these boys. Haul Cookan's

802
00:42:31,159 --> 00:42:32,760
gonna do his thing, and I'm a I'm a c

803
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,159
an I dog and I see real well, which is

804
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:41,480
cold as fuck fasted dog. Thankfully, there's a good dog

805
00:42:41,599 --> 00:42:43,599
on the show this week. So me and Jean says,

806
00:42:43,639 --> 00:42:45,480
bet you're gonna keep an eye on Jimmy Mouth of

807
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,800
the South Heart and Jyd says, I'm gonna keep an

808
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,840
eye on Jimmy real close. I'm gonna be closer to

809
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,360
Jimmy than his bvds. What does that mean?

810
00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:57,039
Speaker 1: I thought he said DVDs. Jimmy Hart really loves physical

811
00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,440
media WS library.

812
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh it's a type of boxers. Oh yeah, he's going

813
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,880
to be closer than him than his boxers that he

814
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,079
took off last week. Well, Hogan says, every dog needs

815
00:43:10,079 --> 00:43:12,119
a bonet you on, and Terry Funk is mine brother,

816
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,800
and I could a bunch of bones on my jo

817
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:21,199
and George Steeles could have well, as long as somebody

818
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,719
doesn't spike the turn funckle.

819
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,079
Speaker 1: With Glorox.

820
00:43:29,559 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 2: Clora just an idea, like to make him real clean.

821
00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:37,639
Speaker 1: I think that's what happens.

822
00:43:38,639 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 3: Or Clorus is good.

823
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,159
Speaker 1: That's dogs, right, That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I

824
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,239
get that. So we have hul Cogan versus Terry Funk

825
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,159
for the heavyweight title, not.

826
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 2: The main event, not the most important match on the show.

827
00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the most important for sure.

828
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 2: Well I disagree McMahon.

829
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 1: Well, Hulk Hogan makes his entrance and Terry Funk and

830
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,480
Jimmy Hart are already in the ring. Hogan is in

831
00:44:06,639 --> 00:44:09,519
blue and red attire here. Yeah, I like it, Jesse

832
00:44:09,639 --> 00:44:12,800
Ventura says. Terry Funk refers to himself as middle aged

833
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,440
and crazy. This is nineteen eighty five.

834
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: Holy fuck? How old is he here?

835
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,159
Speaker 1: Dude?

836
00:44:18,199 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 6: He was like forty one or something right, like early

837
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
forties or something. Really, yeah, he was forty one and

838
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:25,920
nineteen eighty five middle aged and crazy.

839
00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 2: I guess that is fucking right. He's been middle aged

840
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,000
my whole life, before my life.

841
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: So hok, Hogan and Terry Funk lock up, but Hogan

842
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
whips Funk around it hits a line in the corner

843
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,360
which sends him to the outside.

844
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: Big pop. I mean the crowd is molten for this

845
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:40,199
whole match, by the way.

846
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, there's a lot of heat on it. Pretty

847
00:44:42,679 --> 00:44:47,159
crazy sequence here, Hogan does a drop down, Funk gets

848
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,679
tripped up and stumbles into the ropes. I mean, who

849
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,840
could expect a Hulk Hogan drop down? And then Hogan

850
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,079
lines them out of the ring.

851
00:44:54,599 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 2: And fucking Vince's mic makes him turn into a robot

852
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,039
and he says.

853
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:58,199
Speaker 3: Oh no.

854
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: So in return, Terry Funk tries to do his own

855
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,599
drop down, but Hogan just continually runs the ropes and

856
00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:10,079
steps on him till he powders.

857
00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 2: I could like, this is a Hogan I'm not used to. Uh,

858
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,239
he's like super doing shit. Like the dropdown already blew

859
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,559
me away. Not that I didn't think he could do

860
00:45:19,559 --> 00:45:21,480
a drop down, but the whole sequence and then yeah,

861
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:24,599
the like four times running back and forth over his

862
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,000
body was funny as shit.

863
00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was awesome because he's trying to roll out

864
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,840
of the way but Hogan keeps stepping on him and

865
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,800
he can finally get out of Yeah.

866
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 2: Funk is to grab the rope to drag himself and

867
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,840
falls over the timekeeper's table. The crowd is, I mean,

868
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,800
the the hard game is shaking from into it. The

869
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,400
crowd is.

870
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,039
Speaker 1: Terry Funk throws a chair into the ring. He's so

871
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,880
pissed off. Hogan then grabs it, sits at it, and

872
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,320
tells him to just bring it pitch.

873
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 3: Oh that was incredible. That was awesome.

874
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,119
Speaker 1: Terry Funk backs Hogan down to the corner and chops him.

875
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,760
Hogan immediately turns him around and sends him to the

876
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,679
other corner, and Terry Mule kicks Hogan and Earl does

877
00:45:59,679 --> 00:46:01,280
a little spin to not see it. I thought that

878
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,800
was funny. Well, Terry Funk goes to the top rope,

879
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,519
but Hogan gets to his knees and shakes the top

880
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,679
rope till he falls and crosses himself.

881
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,519
Speaker 2: Which is awesome because he just got low blowed. So

882
00:46:11,639 --> 00:46:14,519
Little Vincy says, oh, poetic justice, fuck you.

883
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 1: Hogan hits an atomic drop and an axe bomber and

884
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,960
then hits an elbow drop combo.

885
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:24,639
Speaker 2: I mean, he's fucking let it lose. He does the

886
00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:27,639
handclap thing and I was like, oh, that's for the

887
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:29,559
leg drop, but I guess that wasn't the iggy for

888
00:46:29,639 --> 00:46:30,360
the leg drop yet.

889
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: Well, Jimmy Hart pulls his foot, Hogan goes out to

890
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,679
stalk him. Junkyard Dog then comes over and Jimmy Hart

891
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,039
tries to crawl under the ring, and.

892
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: Then we get a camera shot under the ring of

893
00:46:42,519 --> 00:46:43,840
Jimmy Hart baking off.

894
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 6: Dude, it was really jarring because he was the opposite

895
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,119
side of the ring with Jimmy Hart.

896
00:46:48,159 --> 00:46:50,039
Speaker 3: Don't know. It was weird, like they went not the

897
00:46:50,079 --> 00:46:51,599
back angle from like in front of him.

898
00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know what we were looking at. I

899
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,880
get the out of here.

900
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: Terry Funk in the ring has now undone his ring

901
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,480
and Hogan gets in and he starts choking Hogan but

902
00:47:04,639 --> 00:47:07,239
wraps his forearm around it so you can't see it.

903
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: Fucking just the best. Brilliant, Yeah, just fucking brilliant. And

904
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,960
it works because it's fucking Hogan. Hogan's going out and

905
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,440
the referee is distracted with Jimmy Hard for a second

906
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,360
because uh dude, okay, this even better. So he does

907
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,360
that ref's distracted, choking him with the arm. Jimmy Hard

908
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,719
distracts the ref so Terry can throw the tape away.

909
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,519
Speaker 1: So I love this whole sequence. Yeah, it was just

910
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:33,199
super smart using the wrist tape in general as something

911
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,480
I'd never see anymore.

912
00:47:34,679 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: Super underrated.

913
00:47:35,559 --> 00:47:38,639
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and like using the wrist tape and hiding it,

914
00:47:39,039 --> 00:47:41,440
which is like you, like, I don't know, just super

915
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,440
well done. It seems so simplistic and so like obvious,

916
00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:47,199
but it was just super cool to see it played

917
00:47:47,199 --> 00:47:49,559
out here. Funk then hits a pile driver on Holk

918
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:53,079
Hogan and Hogan kicks out it too. Uh. Funk starts

919
00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:56,840
punching Hogan and Hogan starts hulking up. The crowd is

920
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,320
coming up huge for it too.

921
00:47:58,679 --> 00:48:01,159
Speaker 2: This isn't like a normal hulk up war like. It's

922
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:05,159
full pantomime like he's just coming up and the crowds like.

923
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Terry Funk has no idea what to do.

924
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,199
Ho Cogan is fucking just taking everything here, hits the

925
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,599
big boot. Funk falls to the apron. Jimmy Hart on

926
00:48:17,639 --> 00:48:19,559
the outside now has a branding iron.

927
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 2: Oh shit.

928
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: The ref is distracted because Junkyard Dog is trying to

929
00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:27,440
tell him that, hey, Jimmy Hart has a branding iron.

930
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,199
Hogan goes to suplex Terry Funk in from the apron

931
00:48:33,159 --> 00:48:35,199
and Jimmy Hart hits him with the branding iron. So

932
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,880
Funk falls during the souplex on Hogan and gets a

933
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,719
two because Hogan gets his foot on the road.

934
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: Mm and of course Jyd's gotta fucking be on Jimmy

935
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,320
Hard's boxer, so he runs over in head butts.

936
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,079
Speaker 1: Funk argues with the ref he's super pissed.

937
00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

938
00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: It allows time for Hogan to get up, and then

939
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:56,800
Hogan hits the ax bomber for the three.

940
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,559
Speaker 2: Holy shit, dude, I don't know. I expected the leg

941
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:03,320
drop to be the finish, but he hits this xbom

942
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,400
where I said, oh, that's it, and it was. It

943
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:09,639
was yeah, and funks cell after this is tremendous. He's

944
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,480
losing it. He grabs the ref and he's so just

945
00:49:12,639 --> 00:49:16,000
like out of this world that confused and pissed about

946
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,480
what happened that he grabs the ref and he's pushing him,

947
00:49:18,639 --> 00:49:20,559
and him and the ref both fall through the middle

948
00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:22,800
rope over they.

949
00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:27,079
Speaker 1: He throws him against the barricade. Yeah, dude, that was crazy,

950
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:29,639
only shit. Vin says, we will be finding him, Oh

951
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:35,320
you will, you will. Where will that money be going? Mcmhn. Well,

952
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,840
Hogan does a promo with me and Gene after the match,

953
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:41,920
and Hogan says that, uh, he hasn't had enough. Terry

954
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:47,199
Funk come back here, now, why don't you drag off

955
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:48,199
that dead manager of yours?

956
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,119
Speaker 2: You know what, boy? I had enough? Come on back, Funk,

957
00:49:51,639 --> 00:49:54,320
And Jean says, Jyd come on in, and Jyd didn't

958
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,599
I strike keeping an eye on Jimmy Mouth of the

959
00:49:56,639 --> 00:49:59,480
South Hartin. Jyd says, they don't call me to deputy

960
00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:00,599
dog nothing.

961
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 1: Me and Jean says, that's the dog, this beauty dog.

962
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,639
Speaker 2: Let me try the dog noise one more time.

963
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:19,199
Speaker 1: You failed again. You do nothing but fail. Hoole Coogan.

964
00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:21,119
Speaker 2: You're gonna fail in life soon, dude.

965
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: You want to say that in my face. So, George

966
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,079
the animal Steel was given shock therapy by doctor Sigmund

967
00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:35,039
Ziff and he could speak normally for a minute. Now.

968
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard this, Tony, maybe you

969
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,360
heard this, but I swear they say. Vince says George

970
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,000
Steele's first appearance on Stennis Man event where he saw

971
00:50:44,119 --> 00:50:53,039
treatment from the psychiatrist gynecologist. Shot, that's right, this sounds good.

972
00:50:53,119 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta make sure it's a double major.

973
00:50:56,159 --> 00:50:58,679
Speaker 2: Come on god, oh right, he just was picking that

974
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,840
one for today and he he put a goddamn helmet

975
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,000
on George Steele's head and it zapped the shit out

976
00:51:04,039 --> 00:51:07,280
of him, and he said, tell me something intelligent. George

977
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,400
Steele says, how now, brown cow, and everyone starts marking out,

978
00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:13,079
and then George Steele starts freaking out. He fucking runs away,

979
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:14,920
and that's where we find him at the zoo and

980
00:51:15,079 --> 00:51:17,559
he runs into bushes and takes a shit, and now

981
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,079
we're back in real time and George Steele is going

982
00:51:21,159 --> 00:51:23,639
down a slide and he splashes the shit out of

983
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:27,000
Mean Jane and Captain luel Bino just very obnoxiously. I mean,

984
00:51:27,079 --> 00:51:28,679
I think mean Gen and Captain lu should have started

985
00:51:28,679 --> 00:51:32,559
stomping him out right there. They don't mean. Jane says,

986
00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:34,920
do you think George is suffering from ring rust? And

987
00:51:35,039 --> 00:51:37,119
Captain Luke says, what you think because of the water.

988
00:51:38,039 --> 00:51:41,480
She says, no, bring rust is when you haven't wrestled

989
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,360
in a long time.

990
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,519
Speaker 1: And George Steele says, ducky.

991
00:51:47,679 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. He says there'll be one hundred percent mentally and

992
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,920
physically capable tonight. And Jeane says, let's find out from

993
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,480
Jesse Ventura if Tamacha Man has talked the lovely Elizabeth

994
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,400
how to swim. And as James said, George Daniel Steele's

995
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,039
laying there and he has a duck. He says, ducky

996
00:52:01,639 --> 00:52:06,320
and Bean Jean says, please we go, and Jesse Evan

997
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,679
Toura is here again and he's with Macho Man and

998
00:52:08,679 --> 00:52:11,079
Elizabeth and they're I mean, they're just high up.

999
00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 3: What do you call this like a diving board or

1000
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,639
a diving platform, right or something like that.

1001
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: I mean there's no board, but they're definitely in an

1002
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,719
area where you jump into a pool. Yeah, like a platform,

1003
00:52:19,519 --> 00:52:22,599
yeah yes, And they're gonna have to walk in here.

1004
00:52:22,679 --> 00:52:24,719
Jesse says, well, how are you how are you planning

1005
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,760
tonight's strategy? Macho man and macho manzo for who? What

1006
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,719
do you not know your book? The fu is wrong

1007
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,960
with you now? Looking to shoot? You're out here playing

1008
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:34,679
in the fucking pool.

1009
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,639
Speaker 8: I know you're not talking to me like that. I'm

1010
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:44,039
my day to come to the fucking water park. He says, Well,

1011
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:46,360
what should I be worried about? George Steele?

1012
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,559
Speaker 2: And Jesse says, well, you never rested him, and he's

1013
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:51,519
a little bit different. And what do they call me? Well,

1014
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,800
macho man, what are they called? George? Oh? The animal?

1015
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,360
Would a real man be scared of an animal? My

1016
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,599
main purpose he to d is that teach this woman

1017
00:53:00,079 --> 00:53:00,679
how to swim.

1018
00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: Fore she's I.

1019
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 2: Mean again he has a big patch with George Steele.

1020
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 3: That she made. Purpose she's gonna swim.

1021
00:53:13,559 --> 00:53:19,679
Speaker 2: You know, we're gonna lake. So Macha man is here.

1022
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,320
He's gonna help Elizabeth swim and he does so uh,

1023
00:53:22,559 --> 00:53:24,440
and Jesse says, are you gonna give her a couple lessons?

1024
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,760
And he says, sure him, this is less than number one.

1025
00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:30,039
Then he fucking launches her off the platform and throws

1026
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:32,519
her into a pool and she starts drowning.

1027
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,079
Speaker 6: She screams, and.

1028
00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 2: They cut away and watchman does it not help?

1029
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 9: He doesn't actually hand onto his knees. Watch I'm coming, Elizabeth,

1030
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,800
I'm coming, dude.

1031
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 6: It's like the video where people throw babies in the pool.

1032
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,320
They just expected his swim and they float on their bag.

1033
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: This weabon of Elizabeth I saw, don't you Well. We

1034
00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:09,920
have macho Man, Randy Savage versus George the Animal Steel.

1035
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:16,679
Speaker 2: Macho Man sends Elizabeth to the ring and yeah, and

1036
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,639
she's on the apron and holding the rope down from

1037
00:54:18,679 --> 00:54:21,039
macho Man, and Macho Man is taunting to some woman

1038
00:54:21,119 --> 00:54:23,000
in the crowd, just showing off, and George Steele walks

1039
00:54:23,079 --> 00:54:24,840
up to her and starts rubbing his head against her,

1040
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,400
starts nuzzling. He's smitten, of course, Elizabeth.

1041
00:54:30,159 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: Well, Lou Albano grabs him and says, you might want

1042
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,519
to chill the fuck out. Man. Randy Savage is crazy.

1043
00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 2: I mean he will he will hold a lufelong grutch

1044
00:54:39,079 --> 00:54:40,599
against you. Chill the fuck out, buddy.

1045
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,800
Speaker 1: So machra Man gets in the ring and of course

1046
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:43,800
he's fucking pissed.

1047
00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 2: How many and then he starts doing Nick Jackson's time.

1048
00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 1: Well, the bell rings and George the animal Steel starts

1049
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,159
going nuts and Macha Man immediately powders.

1050
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 2: I mean he George steels area farming to the cree

1051
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:03,000
the stance of all time, and Macho Man is scared

1052
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,559
shitless just by the way he looks.

1053
00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:07,519
Speaker 1: Macha Man comes back in and locks up, but George

1054
00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:10,159
Steel backs him down, bites him and shit cands.

1055
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: Them, which is fucking legal as ship well.

1056
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:19,079
Speaker 1: George goes to the outside, but he sees Elizabeth and stops,

1057
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,199
which allows the Macho Man to get back in the

1058
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:21,920
ring and run away.

1059
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 2: You got fucking list in your eyes.

1060
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 3: He's smitten.

1061
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,599
Speaker 1: Macho Man then teases a few top rope b ax

1062
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:32,199
handles to the concrete floor, but.

1063
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,519
Speaker 5: He does.

1064
00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 2: I would just let him do it, like the chance

1065
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,119
of him fucking injuring himself is way higher than me

1066
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:41,760
being heard.

1067
00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: He playing a two K games, tryning to run oother

1068
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,800
the way after the trying to test if I could

1069
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:52,559
do finishers to the floor off the top, answers no, sadly, well,

1070
00:55:52,679 --> 00:55:54,920
Macha Man takes over. Once they get back in the ring,

1071
00:55:55,159 --> 00:55:58,320
George Steel fires back with, uh, the best way to

1072
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,480
put this is some potatoes, and they head to the floor.

1073
00:56:02,079 --> 00:56:03,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he's clubbing them.

1074
00:56:03,599 --> 00:56:07,039
Speaker 1: Macha Man runs around and George Steele is chasing him,

1075
00:56:07,599 --> 00:56:10,840
and Macha Man grabs Elizabeth and hides behind her to

1076
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,599
very loud booze, maybe the most booze we've gotten tonight.

1077
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 2: The crowd like they love Elizabeth and you fuck with

1078
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,239
her at all and they don't fuck with you. And

1079
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,840
that's why this macho man thing works tremendously because like

1080
00:56:23,199 --> 00:56:24,280
she's like the queen here.

1081
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: Well, they get back in the ring and George Steele

1082
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,639
body slams Macha Man and then turns and eats the

1083
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:34,800
term buckle I mean, seemingly out of nowhere.

1084
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just his his energy source he gets.

1085
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,800
I mean, he annihilates this fucking thing. There's like turnbuckle

1086
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:45,320
juice on.

1087
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,679
Speaker 1: So Macho Man tries to grab George Steele, but George

1088
00:56:50,679 --> 00:56:53,920
Steele pushes all the turmbuckle juice into him and makes

1089
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,519
it great.

1090
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,519
Speaker 2: Visual it does. I mean, it goes fucking everywhere, like

1091
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,400
we've never fucking done this to one of our turn

1092
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,719
buckles before, So I guess the only way I know

1093
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,840
what's in them is by George Steele. But there's a

1094
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,199
lot of juice.

1095
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:12,119
Speaker 1: Well, George Steele sees Elizabeth again ringside and he's got

1096
00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:15,599
all the turnbuckle juice all over him. He's just it was.

1097
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,639
Speaker 2: Spiked man and.

1098
00:57:22,559 --> 00:57:23,239
Speaker 3: Giant boner.

1099
00:57:23,679 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like just looking ridiculous and lust in

1100
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,320
his eyes.

1101
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: He had that love potion in the turnbuckle.

1102
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 2: That's that shit to made Viscer go crazy.

1103
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:41,119
Speaker 1: Two for two in the water Wrestling Federation, Matra Man

1104
00:57:41,159 --> 00:57:43,239
heads to the top and he hits a double axe

1105
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,880
and he's chans George Steele for the three one with it.

1106
00:57:47,239 --> 00:57:50,639
Speaker 2: I know, I couldn't fucking believe that he won with it.

1107
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,960
I said, Wow, this is the show where people win

1108
00:57:53,079 --> 00:57:55,719
without their finish. Unless this was his finish, I guess,

1109
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,840
But it worked. Wow.

1110
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: Your man immediately exits her, abs Elizabeth and walks away

1111
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,239
with her.

1112
00:58:02,719 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, puts her over his shoulder and goes to the

1113
00:58:05,039 --> 00:58:08,239
back and she's, you know, desperately looking on to you know,

1114
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:11,239
see the well being of George the animal stealing oh

1115
00:58:11,639 --> 00:58:14,599
Finkle announce his Matchman as a winner, and George Steel

1116
00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:15,800
chases him out of the ring.

1117
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:18,679
Speaker 1: Well, hulkgin is here with me and Jean at the

1118
00:58:18,719 --> 00:58:21,480
water park again, and me and Jean's listening to his

1119
00:58:21,559 --> 00:58:22,440
favorite mixtape.

1120
00:58:24,719 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 2: He's listening to the Rough Riders and Jean's dancing. He's

1121
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,880
got headphones on and okay, this mean Gene, Hey Gino,

1122
00:58:35,239 --> 00:58:37,519
And he pulls his headphones off, and Jean says, Hey,

1123
00:58:38,039 --> 00:58:41,920
I don't touch my shirt. Funk off me, Hogan.

1124
00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 6: Her life bell, Oh shit, shit, fuck.

1125
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 2: As so me. Jean says, you got a boogiy on down,

1126
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,320
hulks her and what do you do?

1127
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: What do you doing?

1128
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 2: Mean Gene, And Jean says, I'm listening to a song.

1129
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,199
We made a video for it. Video for what, dude,

1130
00:58:57,519 --> 00:58:59,880
A video for the highlights of w F nineteen eighty five,

1131
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,280
like Russell Mania. Dude, you better believe it. Well, let's

1132
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,400
watch it, dude. So that's what we get. We get

1133
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,920
a long ass highlight video. This song kicks ass. I

1134
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,039
don't know what this is. Is this dubbed? It has

1135
00:59:11,119 --> 00:59:11,519
to be right?

1136
00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:12,239
Speaker 1: I think it is.

1137
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what the real one is the

1138
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:14,440
fucking song.

1139
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 2: Loved it and it's legit just playing like a year

1140
00:59:18,039 --> 00:59:20,440
of Year interview of WF in nineteen eighty five.

1141
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a montage video pack is very eighties.

1142
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:27,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool. I liked it. And Vince says,

1143
00:59:27,639 --> 00:59:29,880
all right, there you have it. Anyone who who was

1144
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,159
anything in the WWF in the year and review video,

1145
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,920
and Jesse vent Tour says, did I blank or did

1146
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,000
I miss Jesse the body in that McMahon and Vince

1147
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,639
as well, that's right. You weren't on it, were you?

1148
00:59:40,079 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 7: You know what?

1149
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 2: You know who is to blame, Probably you McMahon, And

1150
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:49,320
that's so called executive producer. That's spindly leg Knobby need.

1151
00:59:49,639 --> 00:59:57,440
Dick Eversall thinks he created Sarah Dix Eversaw Dix Eversall Korea.

1152
00:59:57,519 --> 01:00:00,480
I guess I he's he's the main man here in

1153
01:00:00,599 --> 01:00:02,159
the Saturday's Main Event era.

1154
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: Well, Nikolai Volkoff and Freddy Blassie have a town hall

1155
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,719
here Peace.

1156
01:00:06,519 --> 01:00:09,119
Speaker 2: Match tonight with corporate Kursher and Nikolai Volkov and uh,

1157
01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,440
don't know what that is. Still don't know what that is.

1158
01:00:11,719 --> 01:00:15,039
And there's really no rules, Uh, spoilers, and it's just

1159
01:00:15,159 --> 01:00:17,559
kind of an agreement I guess between the two to

1160
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,719
have a clean match.

1161
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1162
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 2: So yeah, pure rules, that's right.

1163
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:29,079
Speaker 1: Freddy Blassie says, tonight you have three road breaks.

1164
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 2: Pershner, fuck you.

1165
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:35,559
Speaker 4: Not you?

1166
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,199
Speaker 2: She go the fuck.

1167
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:38,599
Speaker 7: To.

1168
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,679
Speaker 2: Nikolai says, the Russians are peaceful people who will not

1169
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,519
stop till we bring the peace to the whole world.

1170
01:00:44,199 --> 01:00:46,480
And the match is the first step to stop American

1171
01:00:46,639 --> 01:00:51,400
militaryism with superior wrestling. And I say, though, the Russians,

1172
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:55,920
a socialist republic, are much more superior. And he shakes

1173
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:59,559
his head, agreeing, of course, says all right, cool, thanks.

1174
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,840
Wait a second, are in chak? What the fuck.

1175
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: Gene mean?

1176
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:15,199
Speaker 2: Russia number one? Iran number one? Act all right, appreciate

1177
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:20,760
that chake. So they show two clips of Corporal Kirshner.

1178
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,920
One he's crawling in the grass and the other one

1179
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,880
he's skydiving.

1180
01:01:25,519 --> 01:01:31,199
Speaker 3: Not sure, I don't know what's going on there, right.

1181
01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:40,679
Speaker 2: He was in the air war fighting birds. Jesse's Corporal

1182
01:01:40,719 --> 01:01:42,440
Kurshner has shown his stuff. Can he do the same

1183
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,519
in the water? You see him at home anywhere? Why

1184
01:01:44,599 --> 01:01:46,719
is that Tan Kirshner says, because the United States Military

1185
01:01:47,039 --> 01:01:50,039
has given me the finest training in survival that's possible anywhere.

1186
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:53,760
I'm dropping this land, ice, land, milk. I don't care

1187
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:57,440
where it is. I'm gonna survive and prevail. I don't

1188
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,760
know what the I swear to God. He said Iceland

1189
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:00,239
and milk.

1190
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 3: He does say milk.

1191
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Corporal Kursner lands in milk.

1192
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:17,679
Speaker 2: Some Oh my god. Okay, maybe you knew this, James,

1193
01:02:17,719 --> 01:02:19,639
because you are you kind of have some knowledge on

1194
01:02:19,719 --> 01:02:23,159
this more than I do. But Corporal Kurshner was also

1195
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:28,800
leather Face and Freddy Krueger and super leather Face.

1196
01:02:29,239 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah I did that.

1197
01:02:30,519 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's fucking fantastic. What a way better career.

1198
01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't I remember. I only know it because

1199
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,559
I remember we talked about it. This had to be

1200
01:02:41,079 --> 01:02:43,039
so long ago. I feel like we talked about a

1201
01:02:43,119 --> 01:02:45,119
leather face or anything on the pot forever. Yeah, and

1202
01:02:45,159 --> 01:02:51,760
I'm pretty sure we said. Corporal Kurshner, which.

1203
01:02:51,679 --> 01:02:58,679
Speaker 2: Is honestly the same feeling I have now, says I'm

1204
01:02:58,719 --> 01:03:00,719
going up against a Russian strung man. I won't need

1205
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:04,280
any combat tactics. I'm going in like it's a wrestling match. Well,

1206
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:10,440
fucking wow, unbelievable. You can't do this. The best man

1207
01:03:10,599 --> 01:03:11,960
is gonna win. I'm gonna go in there like it's

1208
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,719
a search and detroy mission. This man's playing search and destroy.

1209
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,599
Jesse says, while you show the viewers the proper method

1210
01:03:20,679 --> 01:03:25,280
to entering the water, why and I don't believe that

1211
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:29,920
whatever Corporal Krisher does here is the proper method to

1212
01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:34,000
entering water. He grabs the zipline and fucking is dancing

1213
01:03:34,079 --> 01:03:36,000
in the air before going into it.

1214
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,719
Speaker 1: Elizabeth saw, well, he was in the war and he's

1215
01:03:39,719 --> 01:03:41,440
about to be in the war again here soon.

1216
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: That's true, You know what, that's a fair point. I mean,

1217
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:47,760
he what do I know? But if I was him,

1218
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,119
I would maybe put on a leather face.

1219
01:03:51,519 --> 01:03:53,079
Speaker 1: I grabbed the chainsaw.

1220
01:03:54,159 --> 01:03:57,199
Speaker 2: And then also be super fready the glove.

1221
01:03:59,639 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: They ain't care who I was, So I got the

1222
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,800
glove or chainsaw and the machete.

1223
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 2: Didn't care that I was skydiving until I put the

1224
01:04:07,079 --> 01:04:07,480
mask on.

1225
01:04:08,159 --> 01:04:11,559
Speaker 1: So Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Chic and Freddy Blassie are in

1226
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:14,719
the ring and they do the Russian national anthem.

1227
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 2: I mean a ton of heat here Even funnier is

1228
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,960
when they show the shot from below and you can

1229
01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:23,400
see Freddy Blousee trying to mouth the words.

1230
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:32,519
Speaker 1: Someone doesn't drink at Nikolai Volkoff's health. Yeah, Corporal Kirshner's

1231
01:04:32,639 --> 01:04:34,760
music interrupts and him and the boys come out.

1232
01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:36,559
Speaker 2: Is this the Marines?

1233
01:04:37,119 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: No, it's not, McMahon, don't don't ever say this is

1234
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:44,199
the Marines ever again? Mcmagh. You couldn't lace my boots then,

1235
01:04:44,239 --> 01:04:49,239
you couldn't lace them. Now, why didn't we have me

1236
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,239
or maybe Dick Marsenko doing this match McMahon.

1237
01:04:55,199 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 2: Corporal Kosher wouldn't have lasted a day in my boots

1238
01:04:57,559 --> 01:05:09,159
McMahon or well, coming up the peace match, Vin says,

1239
01:05:09,199 --> 01:05:11,760
we saw Reagan and gorbish Off on TV this week,

1240
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,480
so it's only right we have this peace match. Whatever,

1241
01:05:16,639 --> 01:05:19,159
Just fucking get on with this shits.

1242
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:24,079
Speaker 1: How badass would this match be if it was Nikolai

1243
01:05:24,199 --> 01:05:26,280
Volkof versus super Freddy.

1244
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:33,159
Speaker 2: Well Jesse? Freddy Krueger is here? What the hell mcman

1245
01:05:33,239 --> 01:05:34,159
am I in a nightmare?

1246
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: Mcmahony has the power glove.

1247
01:05:40,639 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 2: Well Jesse? That movie sucked.

1248
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: We don't think can well, this is a peace match,

1249
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,440
my thought here, this is what I wrote. I said,

1250
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,320
this is a peace match. I have no idea what

1251
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,920
it means. Maybe it means they won't cheat.

1252
01:05:56,559 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 2: It's a piece of shit mcmah, piece of ship. Yeah,

1253
01:06:05,199 --> 01:06:08,159
so that's the idea, right, Like this is a a

1254
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,800
piece treaty match, like they've agreed not.

1255
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad you come around McMahon. Now maybe you can

1256
01:06:22,039 --> 01:06:23,400
come around on a few other things.

1257
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 2: I have a sheet, a list of demands McMahon. We

1258
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,159
should have peace. Yeah, so you're right. I think that's

1259
01:06:31,199 --> 01:06:33,480
what it is. The idea is that they're gonna be

1260
01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:36,639
They're gonna have a clean contest between the two.

1261
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:40,039
Speaker 6: No combat, no combat moves whatever that means. What are

1262
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:40,599
combat move?

1263
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 10: Okay, done, lights out, gorilla radio, McMahon, turn that ship up.

1264
01:06:56,519 --> 01:06:59,679
Speaker 1: So they lock up a few times before Corporal Kurshner

1265
01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:04,480
finally gets the hold in. Good luck, Yeah, Corporal Kershner

1266
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:10,599
and Nikolai Volkov, corporal they do a test of straight

1267
01:07:11,239 --> 01:07:13,280
and they both look great. Here. I mean they're in

1268
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:13,840
good shape.

1269
01:07:14,079 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give them that. Like the work that they

1270
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:20,000
were doing was a okay with me. It's just I

1271
01:07:20,159 --> 01:07:24,239
thought we'd get somewhere, but we don't really well.

1272
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:27,119
Speaker 1: Volkoff takes down Kershner and bridges them into a pin

1273
01:07:27,199 --> 01:07:30,760
for a two. Corporal Kurshner then rolls up Volkoff and

1274
01:07:31,119 --> 01:07:33,280
it's just a one and they shake hands because this

1275
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,000
is this is good. We're at a piece match.

1276
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 2: Right, peace, Yeah, you know there they've agreed.

1277
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: So Volkov does a cartwheel to get out of a

1278
01:07:42,039 --> 01:07:44,679
spin cycle and Kershner takes them back down.

1279
01:07:44,719 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 2: It's impressive.

1280
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,559
Speaker 1: Volkoff backs down Kershner to the ropes and then knees

1281
01:07:48,599 --> 01:07:51,559
them in the stomach and jaw jacks them and then

1282
01:07:51,599 --> 01:07:54,400
drops a knee and beats them for the three, and

1283
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:56,239
commentaries pissed beat them.

1284
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 2: That's not peaceful, that's you can't tell me that's fair

1285
01:07:59,039 --> 01:08:02,079
and square, And even fucking Jesse says, well, you're right, McMahon.

1286
01:08:02,119 --> 01:08:04,079
I did. I did see him do that, and he's

1287
01:08:04,159 --> 01:08:05,559
not even agreeing with that. So they're, you know, try

1288
01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:08,280
and get some heat here. And I liked it the

1289
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,840
part where they're like doing a hold on the ground

1290
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,199
and I'm looking and I'm like, oh wow, the crowd's

1291
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,239
like into this until I look out and see like

1292
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:21,319
just everyone's not watching or doing anything. All right, there

1293
01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:24,039
might be dubious tactics here on the audio. Maybe no,

1294
01:08:25,239 --> 01:08:28,319
maybe just the everyone butt hardcam side was super into

1295
01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:28,880
the match.

1296
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: Right yeah, everyone that was excited for this one was

1297
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,000
sitting in the same section, opposite art camp.

1298
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 2: Just anywhere get put the camera iron. She comes in

1299
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:45,319
after this cheating tactic and he spits on Corsioner and

1300
01:08:45,399 --> 01:08:47,960
corporate Kirchner is pissed. He gets up and he beats

1301
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,840
the fuck out of him. He fucks up Volcof and

1302
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,840
Chic and he Scoop slams Chic and double Nogg and

1303
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,600
Knocker on the sheet and Volcoff and they powder and

1304
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,039
she so fired up from this, looks at the camera

1305
01:08:58,079 --> 01:08:58,880
and starts flexing.

1306
01:09:00,119 --> 01:09:00,600
Speaker 1: He looked good.

1307
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:04,159
Speaker 2: Du he looks fucking awesome. I'd probably give him the belt.

1308
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 1: Also, I swear to god the referee was Dean Malinko.

1309
01:09:08,399 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 2: Dude, Wow, where do I write that? Did I write

1310
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,159
that for the main one of these fucking matches? I

1311
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,359
think it's the mean I wrote that down. If it is,

1312
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,960
but he he looks just like him, is fucking exactly.

1313
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:21,239
Speaker 1: Like I think that's Dean Malinko. McMahon, I think that's

1314
01:09:25,079 --> 01:09:30,199
that's not McMahon was Halloween. Did you know that?

1315
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,279
Speaker 2: Oh right, sorry, So.

1316
01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: It shows mister Fuji and Don Morocco kicking Steamboat while

1317
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,239
he was down and then choking him out on the ropes.

1318
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 2: Holy shit. Yeah, the Hangman them and uh coming up

1319
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:48,159
Dragon's Revenge, but not before Don Morocco surfing. Don Morocco's surfing.

1320
01:09:48,199 --> 01:09:50,039
He's a gigantic man, and then all the women want

1321
01:09:50,079 --> 01:09:50,800
to have sex with him.

1322
01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 1: He looks so crazy. I mean, he is really big.

1323
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 2: His head is so small compared to his body, which

1324
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:58,399
is huge.

1325
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,239
Speaker 1: Well, we get the Don morale and mister Fuji town

1326
01:10:01,319 --> 01:10:03,920
Hall and me and Jean says, what you guys did

1327
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,720
to steam but it's socked man, fuck you guys.

1328
01:10:06,159 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah dude. Well, Don Morocco says, oh, it's little Ricky complaining.

1329
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,319
Andji looks at the camera and says no, no, no,

1330
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,000
and he's tried not to laugh.

1331
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,920
Speaker 1: I mean, what an asshole thing to say. I thought

1332
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:17,640
that was awesome.

1333
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:23,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, little Ricky complained, Fuck you, he said. All I

1334
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:25,600
was gonna say is Ricky as Jyd is a partner

1335
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,359
and that could present a problem for you too. And

1336
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,279
Don Morocco says, if I was a maleman and worse suspenders,

1337
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:33,439
then I'd be worried about Junkyard Dog. And he says, Fuji,

1338
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,279
what do you do to dogs in Japan? And Fuji says,

1339
01:10:36,359 --> 01:10:39,520
in my country we roast dogs and fry them and

1340
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,880
boil them, and Junkyard Dog can have his choice. It's

1341
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:43,760
fucking crazy.

1342
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 1: In my country. We love dogs.

1343
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there are pets, our best friends. We love dogs.

1344
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:57,119
That's the heat, I guess, little dog eat. It's a

1345
01:10:57,239 --> 01:10:58,479
dog heat dog world.

1346
01:11:04,079 --> 01:11:06,800
Speaker 1: So Don Morocco and mister Fuji make their entrance and

1347
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:09,319
we head over to the Ricky Steamboat in Junkyard dog

1348
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:09,960
town Hall.

1349
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:12,520
Speaker 2: This is good too, and mean Jean says the steamboat.

1350
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,920
You must be a glutton for punishments. You've been hijacked, hoodwinked,

1351
01:11:16,079 --> 01:11:19,840
bush whacked virtually everything by mister Fuci and a Morocco,

1352
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,399
and Steamboat says, you've said I've been bushwhacked and all

1353
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:25,880
that shit. But what said I've been hung in blested

1354
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,319
with a chair. But there's one thing they haven't done,

1355
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,680
and that's beat me. And I've got the best man

1356
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,720
I could have on this particular night. He's got the

1357
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,600
biggest bite of them all. And I think those two

1358
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,319
bit off a little more than they can chew, and

1359
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:37,520
Jyd says, these guys have been doing everything they could

1360
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,880
to Ricky and a lot of people. They've been setting

1361
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,680
bad trends in the wrestling world. They've been setting bad

1362
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,720
trends that they want the kids to follow. I don't

1363
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,000
like it, and I know you don't want your kids

1364
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,720
following it. I'm gonna do my best to help Ricky

1365
01:11:47,079 --> 01:11:51,039
do something about it. Fucking super Baby promo. I'd like

1366
01:11:51,119 --> 01:11:53,720
the kid thing. That was actually like an inclusion there

1367
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,000
that like, the heels are setting bad examples and that's

1368
01:11:56,279 --> 01:11:58,680
also a reason why they should be stopped. Yes, I

1369
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,000
like that tool.

1370
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:03,720
Speaker 1: So we have Don Morocco and mister Fuji versus Ricky

1371
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:06,720
Steamboat and the Junkyard Dog. I also liked that the

1372
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,960
Junkyard Dog just felt like he wanted to help Ricky

1373
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,520
Steamboat because it was the right thing to do. I

1374
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:12,319
think that was pretty coo.

1375
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:14,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's cool. I mean, that's kind of j

1376
01:12:14,399 --> 01:12:16,439
White this whole show. He's just like, you know, the

1377
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:19,319
fucking bad guys are being jerk offs, and if I

1378
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:21,079
got your back because of that, we know we don't

1379
01:12:21,079 --> 01:12:23,039
have to be friends. But what's right is right.

1380
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:25,359
Speaker 1: So the match starts as a brawl in the ring.

1381
01:12:26,239 --> 01:12:28,600
Don Morocco and Junkyard Dog are the ones that stay

1382
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:29,119
in the ring.

1383
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,640
Speaker 2: Dude, it was like we came back from commercial. The

1384
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,000
first thing I see is Don Morocco full sprint dropkick

1385
01:12:34,119 --> 01:12:37,279
j White Dude, Yeah, nuts, he's too big for that.

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Speaker 1: Mister Fuji body slams Ricky Steamboat on the concrete floor.

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Speaker 2: Holy fuck, I know, and even they sell a big

1388
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,399
on commentary. Holy fuck on the concrete.

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Speaker 1: Junkyard Dog hits a back body drop on Don Morocco

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01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:51,279
in the ring, but misses a falling headbutt. Great bump

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01:12:51,319 --> 01:12:53,079
from Junkyard Dog. Here it was.

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01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:53,760
Speaker 2: It was awesome.

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Speaker 1: Mister Fuji comes in, it hits a punch combo, but

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01:12:56,359 --> 01:12:58,399
Junkyard Dog gets up and hits a body slam and

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Fuji begs off. Morocco comes in off a tag and

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takes a silly look at arm Drag.

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01:13:04,359 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 2: I mean, you know it was not the best work there,

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01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,640
but you know it was fine in.

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01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:16,079
Speaker 1: The match with mister arm Drag Ricky Steamboat too. So

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01:13:16,239 --> 01:13:19,439
Junkyard Dog hits another body slam for a two Steamboat

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01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,119
punches Morocco and he walks back into a punch from

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01:13:22,159 --> 01:13:25,760
the Junkyard Dog. Junkyard Dog then headbuts Morocco straight in

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01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,359
the nose.

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01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:30,399
Speaker 2: Dude, Jyd's like physically like his offense is great. His

1405
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,319
punches look awesome. All the punches he was hitting here,

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01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:36,720
I was like, oh, those look real now. Whether or

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01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,359
not they were or not is another thing it could

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01:13:38,399 --> 01:13:40,439
have been. But the head butt too, A lot of

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01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,039
head butts to the top of the head. This legit,

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01:13:42,159 --> 01:13:44,319
like you said, look right on the nose. Great fucking stuff.

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01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: Mister Fuji comes in and takes down Junkyard Dog and

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01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,039
they start to heat him up. Don Morocco misses a

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01:13:50,079 --> 01:13:52,960
spear in the corner and steamboat gets the hot tag. Yes,

1414
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:56,479
steamboat comes in. He chops down Don Morocco and hits

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01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:59,439
Fuji on the apron. Steamboat then hits a combo in

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01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,119
Zigiya Morocco. That looked great.

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01:14:01,159 --> 01:14:01,640
Speaker 2: It's awesome.

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01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:04,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he catapults him into mister Fuji.

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01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:07,359
Speaker 2: Dude, I'd love that. So like mister Fuji is getting

1420
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,840
in to try to stop his house of fire and

1421
01:14:10,119 --> 01:14:15,359
steamboat sling shots Don into Fuji. It was like perfect timing. Seamless,

1422
01:14:15,359 --> 01:14:16,920
really like that could have went you know, it could

1423
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,600
have looked shittier and it was. They must have been

1424
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:19,439
doing that for a minute.

1425
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 1: Steamboat hits a flying cross body, but Fuji breaks it up.

1426
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:26,359
Should have been it, dude, I mean, how perfect did

1427
01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:27,399
that cross body look?

1428
01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:28,359
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable.

1429
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:32,239
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, mister Fuji comes in, but Junkyard Dog gets

1430
01:14:32,279 --> 01:14:36,359
tagged and he head butts Fuji. Junkyard Dog then pins

1431
01:14:36,399 --> 01:14:37,680
Fuji for the three off the head butt.

1432
01:14:38,159 --> 01:14:40,760
Speaker 2: That's his fucking move. He beats you with his big

1433
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,319
ass hard head like that that don't had the way

1434
01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:48,640
to doe yea and uh Steamboats he's uh, you know,

1435
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,560
he's sucking up Don Morocco here and the heels get

1436
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:53,520
out of there, and Ricky Steamboats trying to get out

1437
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,840
of the ring to go after them some more, the

1438
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,640
rofees holding him back, which lets Don Morocco punch him

1439
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:58,880
in the head a couple of times on the floor

1440
01:14:59,239 --> 01:15:02,239
just as a fuck you, and Jesse Ventorya says, well,

1441
01:15:02,279 --> 01:15:07,640
Steamboat started it, and uh, I mean again, fun fucking

1442
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:11,520
match tag match stuff here is so simple back when

1443
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:14,039
in this time it's like, but it all works, It

1444
01:15:14,199 --> 01:15:14,720
all works.

1445
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 1: So well it does. And uh, I was surprised at

1446
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,880
the output on this show. I think, uh, I think

1447
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,119
pretty much everything on the show is good. I enjoyed.

1448
01:15:23,159 --> 01:15:26,720
I enjoyed the peace match. Uh you know, they didn't

1449
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,359
even they didn't have time. The whole thing was for

1450
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,439
him to cheat, right, so they and I can't complain

1451
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,279
too much about that.

1452
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 2: It was and actually the work that they did was

1453
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:37,399
actually fine too, like, yeah, if there was more after it,

1454
01:15:37,399 --> 01:15:38,720
I would have been like, oh, this is actually a

1455
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,600
good match, But it was a means to an end match.

1456
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,520
I'll take it, especially with everything else we had.

1457
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 1: He should have he should have lost, walked to the

1458
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,960
back and then come back out as Freddy Krueger.

1459
01:15:50,159 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 2: Whether the face goes out with the chaw's arms off,

1460
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,600
what the hell is it?

1461
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:01,239
Speaker 6: Pieces over?

1462
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 2: What the And now we're sending it to Freddy Krueger

1463
01:16:04,039 --> 01:16:04,520
at the pool.

1464
01:16:06,199 --> 01:16:07,119
Speaker 1: Put the glasses on.

1465
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:13,840
Speaker 2: The dude, Freddy on the beach of the glasses is

1466
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:17,119
so fucking awesome it yeah, god, yeah, I hope he.

1467
01:16:17,279 --> 01:16:20,399
I mean, Corporal Kursier needs to put the fucking glove back.

1468
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:23,239
Speaker 1: It's time to get back to work.

1469
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 2: Lace the glove up. Brother, Let's get her down.

1470
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,600
Speaker 3: He needs to come back down the glove.

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01:16:29,079 --> 01:16:32,279
Speaker 2: I you know what, I okay, I'm I think I

1472
01:16:32,319 --> 01:16:34,239
probably talked about this before, just because we're fucking talking

1473
01:16:34,239 --> 01:16:35,319
about I don't know if I'll ever get a chance

1474
01:16:35,359 --> 01:16:36,880
to talk about this again. But I was at a

1475
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,960
show Easton to be Arena. It was a one the show.

1476
01:16:40,199 --> 01:16:42,560
They never ran another show again. It was called Wicked Honymonton.

1477
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:44,840
I don't know what that meant or why was that

1478
01:16:45,399 --> 01:16:48,159
fucking horrible show? But the main event was Raven versus

1479
01:16:48,239 --> 01:16:50,960
super Leather, and I don't know if that was the

1480
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,039
real super Leather or not, Like I might have saw

1481
01:16:53,119 --> 01:16:54,720
corporkursioner whoa.

1482
01:16:55,199 --> 01:16:56,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it could have been anybody.

1483
01:16:57,119 --> 01:16:58,720
Speaker 2: There's a good chance it was not him. But in

1484
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,720
my brain, now that I think about about it, I'm

1485
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:01,279
going to say that.

1486
01:17:01,279 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 3: It was and that's awesome.

1487
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:05,079
Speaker 2: If it was, hell yeah, Well the match was horrible.

1488
01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:07,479
Raven did twenty minutes of comedy to start the match

1489
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:11,800
internal haha, like fucking with corporate Kushner or sorry, super Leather.

1490
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,920
He was on the mic doing like a stand up

1491
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,800
routine for twenty minutes and then they did crowd probably.

1492
01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:26,119
Speaker 1: So Vince McMahon is here with Jesse Ventura to end

1493
01:17:26,119 --> 01:17:29,439
the show, and Jesse challenges any other commentator in the

1494
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:30,680
world to do what he did tonight.

1495
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,520
Speaker 2: The greatest thing we saw in that McMahon was what

1496
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:36,239
Jesse the Body did, the first and only commentator to

1497
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:38,680
step into the ring. I challenge any other commentator in

1498
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,600
the world to do what I've done. And Vince says,

1499
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,600
all right, well, we'll be back for more. And then

1500
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:44,960
we're back and there it's just them again. But all right,

1501
01:17:51,279 --> 01:17:57,239
all right, happened New Year? All right? Then we get

1502
01:17:57,239 --> 01:17:59,039
the ending credits with that. I mean, the credits are

1503
01:17:59,119 --> 01:18:03,520
long too. They give shouts out DICKX, Edward saw uh

1504
01:18:04,039 --> 01:18:05,760
and they show like you know, satura Night's Man event

1505
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:08,880
history highlights here and that's the end of the show.

1506
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,279
Speaker 6: I'm sitting there for their Marvel post credit, waiting forirst

1507
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,760
for super Leather in the.

1508
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 2: Water, bomp it out here. I mean, fun fucking show man.

1509
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:24,239
I gotta say, like I I I think this again,

1510
01:18:24,359 --> 01:18:25,119
what was this an hour?

1511
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? Hour six?

1512
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:29,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I mean super well, I mean a lot

1513
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:33,520
of a lot of talking, but it's weird, like it

1514
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:36,159
didn't feel maybe because the talking segments were so tight

1515
01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:38,479
and the guys that are talking were all great promos

1516
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,319
for the most part that it didn't feel like it

1517
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,520
dragged on too long between the matches, uh, and like

1518
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,479
the matches were all fucking fun. I got to see

1519
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,479
a fucking WBF title match with Terry Funk, and.

1520
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's awesome. I don't know how long Terry Funk

1521
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,439
was around in the WF at that time, but.

1522
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's what call my eye about it. Tony.

1523
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,800
I was like, oh fuck, I actually like don't really

1524
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,680
know much about Funk's run here at all. So like

1525
01:18:59,119 --> 01:19:00,760
I didn't know he was what your heart and he

1526
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,720
was doing the branding iron shit here, Like I'm sure

1527
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,319
you know he already had a wrap. He was fucking

1528
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:09,359
forty years old. So yeah, John for a second, yeah,

1529
01:19:09,399 --> 01:19:13,039
but like yeah, I mean it was cool. Yeah, I

1530
01:19:13,239 --> 01:19:16,279
enjoyed this thoroughly. Well, that is it for WWF Saturday

1531
01:19:16,319 --> 01:19:19,239
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