Speaker 1: Cool Broken Simulation.
Speaker 2: Broken Simulation, Sam Frith.
Speaker 3: Alrighty Man, Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulations Starting
Johnny Wooden.
Speaker 2: Where the dog are we edit? Or what Johnny put.
Speaker 3: The clock on? Okay, how are you guys? Are you
guys excited? We're doing a We're doing a day show.
We're not late We're not late night. We're only a
drug addicts watch.
Speaker 2: We you know.
Speaker 4: I will say we had an impressive number of drug
addicts that watched the.
Speaker 3: Druggies come out to rock. Johnny A lot to get
into you. I have a big announcement firing you. You're
going hourly. Now you're gonna be paid hourly.
Speaker 2: I don't think so much a year. You guys don't
even know how much I pay out. So you're fired.
So now you're on thirty an hour? Is that cool? Yeah?
Speaker 4: If you want to pay me hourly, I would gladly
accept that, because.
Speaker 2: You don't want to, Johnny, you I don't want me
to be paid hours.
Speaker 3: So much money, dude, so much money, I pay out
so much money.
Speaker 2: I'm getting after my b by uncle Sam.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited that I could just pay to have
say tank PDFs just bombing Brown people.
Speaker 2: Such a blessing.
Speaker 4: If you ever wanted to kick off the revolution in
this country, just do it around mid April, and that's
your best chance.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you, Johnny, I keep watching these videos
are not paying taxes. I just want to get the balls.
But I know they'll throw me in jail. If there's
anyone will be like throw them in jail, it.
Speaker 2: Would be me.
Speaker 4: Triple and Wesley Snipes will be the two people that
go to jail for not paying.
Speaker 3: I always want to ask these guys, why did Wesley
Snipe go to jail?
Speaker 2: I feel like we asked the guy one time and
he told.
Speaker 4: Us yeah, then I think he said what you said.
They were making an example of him to scare everybody.
But yeah, dude, I mean I get Instagram ads all
the time for this guy who's got like a course
in how not to pay your taxes, you know, And.
Speaker 3: I well, I watched this guy and Jimmy Dory's like,
I haven't paid taxes in thirty years.
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't tamp me with a good time.
Speaker 4: Does he make money though? Does he have a job?
That would be my next question. Yeah, he's a lawyer, Okay,
all right, man, that wouldn't that be nice dude, just
to have all of your money that you earned, just
to be able to keep it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like that too, that'd be nice.
Speaker 3: That's why you're going hourly, Johnny, so I could keep
my money I'm making.
Speaker 2: It would be nice.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite thing that we spend money on? Would
it be the Artemis missions or would it be the
first Lady's wardrobe who was clearly involved with Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's my favorite thing.
Speaker 3: I've come out to deny allegations that haven't been put out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he tweeted.
Speaker 4: Today As soon as Trump student for peace, they released
the blackmail materials.
Speaker 2: It's like unbelievable, dude.
Speaker 3: They they're literally like they they started war with Iran
to cover up the Epstein files. But because the war
and Iran's going so bad now they're pushing out the
Epstein files. It's like this amazing circle jerk.
Speaker 4: It's just Nightmaresh.
Speaker 2: It's just so crazy, dude. It's just so crazy to
me that we're like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Israel has blackmail, They're gonna release it because you won't
bomb people like anyone like we are. We are a
clown nation or a nation of clowns.
Speaker 4: Look at her face, doesn't she look kind of weird
to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, dude, she's she was a high end escort.
She was so hot.
Speaker 3: She became the first lady that has to be the
it's like my old joke, the greatest gold digger that
ever existed. She's the Michael Jordan All. I mean, like
Jeff Bay his chickens right up there. But she's not first.
Speaker 4: Lady mount rushmore of of they're both on the middle.
Speaker 3: More of gold diggers for sure. Dude, your angles are
so fine. You went to the highest levels of power.
Speaker 4: So we had an email that was real quick.
Speaker 2: Do you think at the bidding for her, it was
like an auction.
Speaker 3: I got five five five five five full full five
five five Okay, we got my lone full full five
five five, I got six, get.
Speaker 4: Six six Trump, get Trump coming in late.
Speaker 2: I'll go six. I'll go six.
Speaker 4: Anybody, anybody we got six right here from the hell.
Speaker 2: Give me a six, give me a six seven seven
seven seven s.
Speaker 3: And I told you, Johnny, I went to those auctions,
and they'll they'll drive it up by a fucking phantom bid.
Speaker 4: I've seen that before you. I I've been tons of
livestock auctions where they uh the thing they do now, dude,
they have somebody that they say is online, you know, yeah,
bitter and you can't confirm that there are you don't
know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're obviously Filipinos.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but truly, I mean, there's no way of
knowing if there's a.
Speaker 2: I'm with you Joe.
Speaker 4: She So this email came out Milania in like two
thousand and early two thousands, emailing Glaine in a very
friendly way, congratulating her on a piece in like New
York magazine or something, saying she looked beautiful, saying she
can't wait to get down there and see her, and
just mintioned. They mentioned Jeffrey, like, hey, hope you guys
are doing well and everything.
Speaker 3: So hope Jeff's doing well. Hope his egg shaped dick
is just crushing it.
Speaker 4: So then then she comes out and and I mean
just over it. There must be more because some Yeah,
that email was very mild compared to this reaction.
Speaker 2: Hello, do you know me from the robot?
Speaker 5: Do you hear the lies linking me with the disgrace
for Jeffrey Epstein? Need to end today. The individuals lying
about me a devoid of ethical standards, humility, and respect.
I do not object to their ignorance, but rather I
reject their mean spirited attempts to defame my reputation.
Speaker 4: Okay, and never be influenced with Epstein.
Speaker 5: Dold and I were invited to the same parties as
Epstein from time to time, since overlapping in social circles
is common in New York City.
Speaker 2: Someone they mid their citties, look at that they've mi
liked their titties.
Speaker 5: To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein
or his accomplice Maxwell. My email replied to my exwell,
cannot be categorist as anything more than casual correspondence. My
polite reply to her email doesn't amount to anything more
than a triveal note.
Speaker 4: I am not I think she meant to say trivial,
but she can't read Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: I Love.
Speaker 5: I Like City Party. In nineteen ninety eight, Counter with
my husband documented.
Speaker 2: Details annoying bitches my book Millennia, my book.
Speaker 5: The first time across paths with Epstein was in the year.
Speaker 4: Did she just get a plug for her book and.
Speaker 2: Check my book?
Speaker 4: It's hold On, Hold On, hold On, hold On, that's
too much book Titky Party.
Speaker 5: In nineteen ninety eight. This initial accounter with my husband
is documented in a detail in my.
Speaker 2: Book, my book.
Speaker 4: Pro She got a plug for her book in her
Epstein denial statement, I love that.
Speaker 3: We're just like we're reading books from chicks who slung pussy,
Like that's the best thing ever, my story of me
slinging pussy.
Speaker 4: If you to hear more about my relationship with Jeffrey Epstein,
please check out my book Millennia available.
Speaker 3: Notes my book, my book, check out my book about
where I sling pussy.
Speaker 4: That kills me. Dude, that's the best thing I've ever heard.
So there's, like you said, there there must be more because.
Speaker 3: Oh look from Rob for Trump is upset that we
talked over the hooker. Sorry Rob, did you rule? Did
we ruin your jack off session? And sorry Rob? I
go you can go find the video and jack off
to it. This is a comedy podcast.
Speaker 2: Go listen to habulk. Well, she talks about all the
time she's slinging pe.
Speaker 4: So now the president has has started attacking people that
you know, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, friends, which is.
Speaker 3: I love that one degree away from the president dude,
like in terms of screaming, and I love that, dude,
I am powerful.
Speaker 4: Did you ever think we would get to the point
where the president of the United States was attacking someone
that you you know, personally let me Okay, so he.
Speaker 3: Had, But it'd be even crazier if it was like
one of our normal friends like x G, Like, wouldn't
be nuts and trumples like this Exavior Guerrero.
Speaker 2: It's just just an absolute idiot, and we'd be like,
we know, but that's crazy to that.
Speaker 3: It must be if it's like Dana Marshall never stops,
she's just constantly grinding Sam Tripoli.
Speaker 4: Hey, no, we can agree on that at least it's
uh So. The president the other night, as a result
mostly of how bad everything is going and people are
turning against him, on Iran, released a statement a truth.
I'm sorry forgive me a truth.
Speaker 2: It's called a tweet or called the truth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're called truths. I'm just gonna read it here.
I know why Tucker Carlson, Meghan Kelly, Cannice Owens, and
Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially
by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran,
the number one state sponsor of terror to have a
nuclear weapon, because they have one thing in common low
IQ's they're stupid people. They know it, their families know it,
and everyone else knows it too. Look at their past,
look at their record. They don't have what it takes,
and they never did. They've all been thrown off television,
lost their shows. They aren't even invited on TV because
nobody cares about them. They're nutjobs, trouble makers and will
say anything necessary for some free and quotes for some
reason and cheap publicity. Now they think they can get
some quote clicks again in quotes. I don't know why,
because they have third rate podcasts, but nobody's talking about
them except the president and their view. The views are
the opposite of MAGA and I wouldn't I wouldn't have
won the presidential election in a landslide. Or I wouldn't
have won the presidential election a landslide all caps. Maga
agrees with me and just gave CNN a one hundred
percent approval rating of Trump in all caps.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I mean, dude, imagine believe in your own bullshit.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's crazy. I mean, come on, you got a roval.
Speaker 4: I thought about it. If MAGA means you support Trump,
then you always have one hundred percent MAGA rating if
you get what I'm saying, Like, if you don't or Trump,
you're not maga anymore.
Speaker 3: By the way, Maga is the highest level of wizard
in like Satanism.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were saying that, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Say I said it again.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent approval rating of Trump, not hand flailing
fools like Tucker Carlson who couldn't even finish college. He
was a broken man when he got fired from Fox
and he's never been the same. Perhaps he should see
a good psychiatrist. Or Meg and Kelly, who nastily asked
me the now famous only Rosie O'Donnell question. Or crazy
Cannas Owens who accuses the highly respected First Lady of
France of being a man when she is not and
will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually,
to me, the First Lay of France is a far
more beautiful woman than Cannas.
Speaker 2: Oh my good dude.
Speaker 4: What is he smoking? Like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Trump sucked off Bubba so that lines up?
Speaker 4: Or bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest
things and lost his entire fortune, as he should have
for the horrendous attacks on the families of.
Speaker 3: Oh my God, that line is almost the worst of
it all, of course, Yeah yeah, ridiculously claiming it was
a hoax.
Speaker 4: These so called pundits are losers and they always will be. Now,
fake news, CNN, the failing New York Times, and all
the other radical left quote news organizations are quote hailing
them and giving them quote positive press for the first
time in their lives. They're not MAGA. They're losers just
trying to latch onto MAGA. As president, I could get
them on my side anytime I want to. But when
they call, I don't return their calls because I'm too
busy on world and country affairs. And after a few
times they go nasty, just like Marjorie Trader Brown. He
keeps adding to her nickname. But I no longer care
about that stuff. Obviously, I don't care. I wrote, you know,
three pages of truth here. I only care about doing
right for our country. MAGA is about winning and strength
and tiger blood and not allowing a Ran to have
nuclear weapons. MAGA is about making America great again. And
these people have no idea how to do that, but
I do. Because the United States is now the hottest
country anywhere in the world. President Donald J. Trump, Is
that the craziest thing ever?
Speaker 3: That is so crazy, that's so crazy, so crazy, dude.
That's still not as low as when he's like, who
knew they were going to do something? We didn't know
they were going to attack everybody else?
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, tiger blood.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: By the way, he just started to sound like Charlie
Sheen there for a second. So now is this crazier
than the Easter Day statement, the Eastern Sunday statement where
he dropped the F bomb and said all praise be
to Allah and talked about turning it into like bridge
and power plant.
Speaker 2: He talked to it.
Speaker 4: He said, an entire our civilization would be destroyed if
they didn't open the straight. Uh he didn't want I mean,
which is.
Speaker 3: It is like it's like the bully got punched in
the face and he can't he can't comprehend that nobody
cares anymore. Like It's it's like in mma, right when
like a fighter's undefeated and then they get beat and
they just they can't come to grips with it that
they actually lost because they thought they were gonna go undefeed.
Speaker 2: Their whole life. That's kind of the US right now.
Speaker 3: Like and by the way, what was last time we
won anything anybody ever? Like when we win something, we
only win in US men's and women's basketball.
Speaker 2: That's it. Nothing else. I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 4: No, you're tell you right, Yeah, it's it's just so
disappointing because I did there were moments, especially early on,
where I had some optimism for this administration, didn't you
When it's yeah, dude, I say.
Speaker 6: In my act.
Speaker 2: Supportant Trump is like being a Raiders fan.
Speaker 3: Dude, like the off season, You're like, bro, we're gonna
win it all two weeks and you're like, we suck.
Speaker 2: We suck.
Speaker 4: The best analogy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's also that, you know, it's also these
idiots who think Kamala Harris would be doing anything different,
Like it's the exact same thing. The only thing that
might be different it would be Russia that we're that
we would be sending troops to, Like they're all garbage,
all these people, and it's just like if I hear
another person say I see another pole say Americans are
gonna run to the Democrats. You guys are all idiots.
Stop voting for either of these death parties. And it's
just so crazy to me, like people need to like
this really illustrates, like if you think that Israel is
calling the shots, it's not Israel.
Speaker 2: It is the Bank of England.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just telling you it's the Babylonian bankers. These
guys are getting shelled right now. They're gets getting at
least at least they told me that that's what they're
being hurting now, Johnny. Somebody said something very interesting the
other day, and I forget who I was talking to,
but they brought up that they felt like when you
bring up the that israel skies are peaceful and all
that stuff.
Speaker 2: Do you remember in Silo? Do you remember the show Silo?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: You know where they played that video over and over
on the screen like it was outside. Someone brought up, like,
what if they're just running this video on twenty four
hours where it's just it's just like, look how peaceful
tel Aviv is. It's so peaceful.
Speaker 2: I'm just throwing that out there as an interesting thought.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think somebody who lives in Tel Aviv
would have compared it to what's actually there.
Speaker 3: But why they're all in on it, Johnny, I'm telling you,
did you ever watch that video I sent you?
Speaker 4: That stream is from the Chinese government? Though, why your
Chinese government?
Speaker 1: Boom?
Speaker 2: Johnny? Now did you ever like a god?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: But they sent that to a friend and they're like, oh, dude,
I'm suspected this guy used to be trans.
Speaker 2: I go, how did you know? Because his skin is
so moisturized. Yeah, he used to be.
Speaker 4: You don't hear about people? Wait, so is he still trans?
Speaker 2: But he's he's just being a dude.
Speaker 4: Now you get what I'm saying. They're like, if you
go back, that makes you trans trans right, double like
a double?
Speaker 2: Oh you you trans trans back?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are you just back?
Speaker 2: It's interesting, Johnny.
Speaker 3: If you you transition to a trans and then you
transition back, are you transitioning again? That's a that's an
interesting question, Johnny. What do you just blew my mind?
If you vote now, are you are you? Are you
transitioning again? If you trans they call d transitioning, that's
what someone said, But that's still transitioning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well that is a transition. Yeah, you're d trans
speaking of uh insanity? Uh by the left? Did you
see it's going viral?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I think they have a new term now.
They're just shoving anything in there. Listen what she's what
she's actually like. The thing that she's listing is very important.
It just should not be listed with the gays.
Speaker 4: No, we don't need a list of all of this. Uh.
Speaker 2: And Johnny, I gotta ask something.
Speaker 3: Why do trans women get so angry that they have
to go into the guys room. That's where all the
dicks are, right, shouldn't they be excited about that? Like
that's what you love? You love dick. There's so much
dick there. You should be like, dude, this is like
it's like me and you being able to be like
cowlboy at the Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 4: You say that about like, hey, guys going to jail too,
And I think you're thinking of it as a sex
addict and not as a normal person who maybe doesn't
want to have butt stuff all the time.
Speaker 2: I think all gays men are sex addicts.
Speaker 4: Okay, I just I don't know about that one.
Speaker 3: Johnny, did I tell you about my new show that
I sold? Did I already tell you about it?
Speaker 4: I think, No, I know about It's called.
Speaker 2: Just Try It? Have I told you about that new
show that no, no, no, no, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's basically we're gonna it's sponsored by Blue Choo Gold
and we're just going to give a bunch of gay
guys like five blue Choo Golds and just have them
tried vagina for the first time. And it's called just
Try It. It's better than But what now?
Speaker 4: What is the Is there an end point? Like if
you if you like it, do you win? What? How
did somebody win this shows?
Speaker 2: They go on to bang Chicks.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the prize. You have whole new life now,
a whole new world, a new fantastic Uh all right,
so here's this person. I don't even know what we're
dealing with here from Canada. Listen to this mouthful.
Speaker 7: When the budget was released, I was shocked to find
out that Prime minist was cutting seven billion dollars between
Indigenous Services Canada and Crown Indigenous Relations. They provided zero
dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of M M
I W G two s l G B t q.
Speaker 2: Q I A plus. She nailed that, dude.
Speaker 7: This is m m i w G two s l
g b t q q I.
Speaker 2: How do you even nail that?
Speaker 3: Dude, that's like, that's like out of nowhere, knowing your
like your your your your Twitter password, Like something goes,
what's your password? You're like capital I, lowercase G Like, dude,
that's insane to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm not even mad. Really listen, let's
listen one more one more time.
Speaker 7: Ongoing genocide of m m i w G two s
l g b t q q I A plus to
deal with the ongoing genocide of m m i w
G two s l g b t q q I
A plus. Ongoing genocide of m m i G s
t s l g b t q q I A plus.
Speaker 4: You only need one plus because plus represents all the
extras that we couldn't fit into this mouthful of.
Speaker 2: A You know what I would love to do.
Speaker 3: I would love to see go to any of her accounts,
find her email, and just see if you can jump
into any if she used as a password.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling she used as a password.
Speaker 4: Now you will to address what you said. You're right.
The first bit of that that was added as like
missing Indigenous people, which is.
Speaker 3: Missing indigenous women, particularly like well, Johnny, you know that
they were talking about how like all these like that
Matt Gaets and this puffy face, Like grow beard, dude,
you got a too puffy of a face.
Speaker 2: And I have a beard. Grow beard dude. Right, there's
some guys grow beard.
Speaker 3: Have you heard my new show on I just sold
Johnny It's called grow Beard. And I just go up
to dudes with no chins and fat faces, and I
just believe them in the some.
Speaker 4: Make of her show, but it's just grow beard, that's it.
Speaker 2: I just grow fucking beard, dude.
Speaker 3: So he's like, yeah, we got these alien human hybrids,
these capture aliens, we're making them mate with women Like
that sounds like the best gig ever. It's like Bonnie
Bonnie McFarlane's joke about I can't say the word here,
but it's like animal movies, if you know what I'm
talking about, Animal wink Wi animal movies, and how they're
the luckiest ones out there, like they're the they're the
blessed ones because they just give the animals. The animals
are so lucky they get to go in there and
just light up chicks, right, while the other one's got
to stay outside and work and do all this stuff.
Speaker 2: They get the light up chicks. Is that like.
Speaker 3: Manager's telling an alien it's like, hey, you have to
hook up with these chicks, and they're like no, actor,
like they're pissed. No. But going back to the whole point,
is that like maybe some of these chicks that they're using,
are these missing Indian chicks missing.
Speaker 4: That you know, Like that's because there is that thought
right that the Indigenous people are somehow closer to like aliens,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, well, they're in the middle of nowhere, so they're
easy the jack.
Speaker 4: No. But what I mean is like there's a thought
that they were here first because they are descended from,
like genetically closer to something from another planet. Possibly.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're saying Indians are literally aliens.
Speaker 4: There's a theory about that, and they would be easier
to breed because they have more genetics and genetics in
common with these uh space freaks. Here's Gates, this is
the quickly what you were talking about.
Speaker 8: I think the most important information will be the.
Speaker 2: Biological me it's it's echoing.
Speaker 8: That have been discovered and like even some of the
briefings that aren't classified just just need.
Speaker 2: To be out in the public.
Speaker 8: I mean, I had someone come and brief me who
was in a military uniform work for the United States Army.
That was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding
programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create
some hybrid used to engage and.
Speaker 2: Keep it going. This is my favorite reaction from Benny Johnson.
Keep going that it's army brief me on.
Speaker 3: That non human biologics interracial alien Stop. I mean, dude,
tell me you watch Tell me you don't have porn
brain when you call that interracial dude, that is the
most hilarious thing ever. Hold on, are we talking dog
part here?
Speaker 4: Is that I'm talking?
Speaker 2: Are we talking multiple alien black dicks? Is that what
we're talking about here?
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: That look at look at the blue steel Betty Johnson,
like you are you are?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 3: You have a rainbow glow around you, Benny, when you're
watching look at his face?
Speaker 4: Were you just puckers real quick right there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I got you?
Speaker 2: Are you blue steel at us? Bro?
Speaker 4: You're so right?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 4: Is what do you think of that? Do you think
that's just nonsense?
Speaker 3: Gates I'm surprised when he said that they were like
breeding with women, that it wasn't like that South Park
episode when the kids saying he hooked up with the
teacher and everyone's like, sweet, sweet, what.
Speaker 4: Do you think though, because like Gates, like he says, oh,
it's a uniform member of the army. Oh, so you
know it's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be that uniform was a Salvation Army
by the.
Speaker 3: Way, but some crazy homeless person, you know, he says
it like he's revealing some top secret info.
Speaker 4: But yeah, the government's gonna be okay with that, you know,
like they wouldn't even wasn't even happy that Obama said
we had the aliens at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's so choreographed. It just makes me
laugh how choreographed it is.
Speaker 4: If you want to go down the the alien thing,
I pulled something here.
Speaker 2: Do I or do I?
Speaker 4: I have a question. This is going to relate to
the other the I wish we had recorded earlier. I
had this bloodsoe sphere thing that but Rogan's done it now.
But this is the clip I pulled, so what I
have a I know, I just feel like more people
will have seen it. But this I have a question
for you at the end of this. So I'm just
gonna I'm gonna share this with you and then I
want to ask you a question after Okay, here we go.
Speaker 9: Is siatory experience that could be echoing as the circuit
or the Holy Grail, or in the East they would
say the magic wishing stone, the Tchentamani stone. These are
all allegories or metaphors for the journey of awakening the
psychic faculties through direct experience with the divine. And out
of nowhere, something just touched me and it was just like,
you know, I stopped exactly what I was doing in
that moment, and I had this like I had seen
a ghost. And I lifted my shirt and there was
a red handprint on my ribcage and it was small.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like this.
Speaker 9: It was like if you cut your hand like that.
It was a tiny little hamprint. And my friend looked
at me, and he grew up upon at houses too,
so he knew there was something weird, and he was
always asking questions and whatnot. He saw that, and his
face was white as a ghost. When I showed him
the hamprint and then seconds later we looked in the
corner and there was an entity about three to four
foot tall with a round head and I know how
tall it was because his head was beside the doorknob
on my closet. Round head, round eyes, and it was
just standing there with its arms at his side, exactly
what my dad and my brother depicted. But it was
purely translucent, like glass. And then it disappeared, and my
friend looked at me and immediately he said, you saw
that too, right, It was like, yeah, you saw that,
And it was like.
Speaker 2: We couldn't sleep. The vibration was so high. We stayed
up all night. Pretty much, Johnny, you want to go
there so badly?
Speaker 4: My question, does that sound good to you? It's something
that much, did you?
Speaker 2: I love the Bloodsos.
Speaker 3: I think they're great people, but I think there's some
demonic shit going on here, dude. I'm not at all
saying anything negative about our friend. I respect them, they're
my friends. They text me, I text them back. I
just think you're dancing with darkness a little. By the way,
so you're saying that this guy didn't even go up
to the door knob, So are you saying he had
to use a booster seat to smack your gut?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying, I'm a ladder to smack it.
Speaker 4: Little glass toddlers touch you and you get these horrible
red marks on your ribcage. Does that sound good? Does
that sound like anything that anybody wants to do?
Speaker 2: No, that's why I run from this shit.
Speaker 4: So related to that, these spheres have been going viral
that the Bloodsows have captured down there, and they claim
that this is just through a high quality camera. This
is just an image captured through a high quality camera.
Uh and that and that's truly all it is according
to them. Uh, no enhancement, No AI, I don't even
know that they've edited it. According to Ryan, this is
what they say. Those spheares are that he calls down here,
you go check us out.
Speaker 2: That is creepy, dude, it's weird. We'll get that thing
in the mirror in the middle, like.
Speaker 4: That's the yoke. Look at that.
Speaker 3: That's super creepy, dude. That's super creepy.
Speaker 4: I mean it almost looks like a cell or something
under a microscope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: What they say? It is?
Speaker 4: What are you asking me or someone?
Speaker 1: Come?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ask you, well, I mean, it's just a sphere.
It's one of those orbs that they call down and
the blood shows it was captured down on the blood.
So and he commented something like today or yesterday about it.
Let me see here it is, he says, this is Ryan.
We've been getting a lot of questions about how Dad
made these videos. It's actually quite simple. First, you humble
your heart before God and the Holy Spirit. Then you
say a little prayer asking if they would be willing
to give you a sign, and then finally you point
that you just point the camera up at the subject
and record it once it materializes. High definition camera recommended.
And then he's quoting the lady, we will bring you
cameras and witnesses to help you show the world. Here's
another This is just another of these creepy images. I mean, again,
is that something that looks like something you want to
interact with? You know what I'm saying, No.
Speaker 2: I don't want to interact with any of this ship.
Speaker 4: Like I'm cool, and it's just a sort of an
abstract light, you know, miles up into the sky. But
when you're looking at it now like this with this
kind of resolution, I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: What is in there? Johnny? I wanted to say something,
I'm coming out gay?
Speaker 2: Why? Because this is a dude put that up there?
Speaker 4: Oh god, how did you get there from your family?
Speaker 2: So basically got a new dress and that it's basically
similar to the one that I just had.
Speaker 4: I think I broke It's supposed to be that two
strings down one of them if I'm too fat. Basically
I'm giving that there apones.
Speaker 2: Dude, they're just getting slicker and slicker. It suck crazy.
How did you say I'm gay?
Speaker 4: Okay, I will clip that everybody.
Speaker 2: Uh, I just came out. That's a dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that voice is not gonna put you off.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, I don't like them talking at all.
Unless she's gonna call me the M word. I don't
want to hear it.
Speaker 2: Filter.
Speaker 10: We all gag now, we all ga now, were making
sure saying we all gay?
Speaker 2: Now, what's the commenter's name?
Speaker 4: We put his name on it. We all gay out here?
Speaker 3: People are like all the people in the comment section
are coming out dude.
Speaker 4: It sounds like, now, remember when they had those pilot
accounts of seeing these things, those those look very similar
to what the pilots described. They described a a translucent
sphere like that, and inside of it, they said they
saw like a black cube or a black metallic kind
of thing that was almost like what the bubble was
protected guy and the suggestion by some in science take it,
you know, hold.
Speaker 3: On, we had scientists working on this bubble. How much
of my tax dollars that I'm sending in to Satanic
pa PDFs the bomb Brown people are gonna divert to
this study of this purple purple, purple purple circle.
Speaker 4: You saw the documentary, right, the disclosure doc that came
out a couple of months ago. Is that one. And
that guy from like Stanford or whatever said he was
talking about it being like a warp bubble, like an
anti gravity bubble that allows these things to whip around
that at speeds that would you know, liquidate a human
because they're protected inside of that bubble from the effects
of GE's you know gravity.
Speaker 3: Johnny, what if that chick dude was one of the
alien hybrids.
Speaker 2: Well, if they're putting out hot.
Speaker 4: Trands, that's what if that's the end result of all
this is just to make a really hot trans That's
why that's what Epstein was doing too, and he was
doing his work on all that he was working on,
just really hot trands.
Speaker 2: It's just we all get now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's are you still with it on Palm Beach Pete,
Because we got a lot of stuff on that last
week about people. Some people were saying, it's not that,
it's obviously not the same guy. What do you what
do you think?
Speaker 2: It's weird? Dude? Who knows? Dude? What's real? What's not real?
I stopped Karen.
Speaker 4: You stopped Karen.
Speaker 2: I stopped car. I've stopped at Karen.
Speaker 4: It's good. You're a hero. Now.
Speaker 2: I stopped her from yelling at the black and boots.
Speaker 4: Jesus, you know who I uh, I can't stop caring about.
It's the guys over attended. The guys and the ladies
over at tempo because.
Speaker 2: They keep the tempo, Keep the tempo.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you for that, Sam.
Speaker 2: That was I'm trying to help.
Speaker 4: No, No, you did that. You gave me the second
I needed to pull up the copy here.
Speaker 2: I'll keep saying keep.
Speaker 4: This time of year, I'm trying to stay consistent with
eating well too. Yeah, I know you are too right.
We got work workouts. We're working out all the time, Sam.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Tempo, Johnny. Look at this, you see this,
look at this, watch.
Speaker 4: This, show me, show me put it in there.
Speaker 11: We now have, beyond a shadow of a doubt, absolute
confirmation that President Trump and his administration during his first
term stage inn faked the death of Jeffrey Epstein so
they can clear all of his charges. The man had
a little cosmetic surgery. He goes by the name of
Palm Beach Pete according to this photo which was taken
of him driving his you know, luxury car in Palm Beach,
and he has the same tatoo as Jeffrey Epstein. So
what are the odds that literally, man that everybody in
the world was calling Jeffrey Epstein and saying, looks just
like Jeffrey Epstein just magically lives in the same state
as Epstein used to have a palace in and then
just happens to go by the name of Palm Beach Pete.
Everybody knows Palm Beach Pete, right.
Speaker 3: Ryan Matta, Johnny thoughts, I I gotta show you.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's my thought, and we might have to do
something about this.
Speaker 2: By the way. Can we just all say that.
Speaker 3: I mean, just when you couldn't lose more respect for
Jeffrey Epstein, you find out he had a barbed wire tattoo.
Speaker 4: You want to lose even more respect for him. Wait,
he doesn't have a tattoo. This guy doesn't. He's on
cameo now, is what I was gonna say. Palm Beach
Pete is on cameo, but I don't see any tattoos
on his own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's up here? A little more? But maybe
I'm wrong. I don't know, dude, I mean, why is
this guy who.
Speaker 1: Is I'm just Palm Beach Pete.
Speaker 4: I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm Palm Beach Pete.
Speaker 12: Nothing to do with jeff Epstein, Palm Beach Pete. And
this one is to spread positive vibes. Hey, everybody, it's
Palm Beach Pete and Pom Beach. It's a beautiful sunny
day here. I'm so excited to be on cameo. Hit
me up because it's a limited Mouncolm request. But on
a serious note.
Speaker 2: Oh, are you telling me Palm Beach is limiting his request?
Speaker 3: I mean, who's getting a cameo from Palm Beach Pete. Hey, dude, dude,
you know what I got for your birthday? I got
you a picture. I got you a video from the
guy who looks like a prolific child molester.
Speaker 4: Somebody want to get us a palm beach pete for
this broken Sea you get a palm beach talking about
It's Hey, it's palm Beach Pete. Totally not Jeffrey Epstein.
And you're listening to broken Simulation with my friend Sam Tripoli,
my good friend Sam TRIPLEI. If you do that, I would.
Speaker 2: Way my partner in crime.
Speaker 4: My please, somebody do that.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait.
Speaker 3: If you do that every every every unsuccessful conspiracy show.
Speaker 2: Be like I told you about this Sam Tripley. I
told you about him. Look at this is pobby. People.
Speaker 10: We all know Jeffery Epsley saying Sam's and partner crime.
Speaker 2: I told you he worked at the Standard. I mean,
it's so obvious. The docs are all there connected.
Speaker 4: He's facon j.
Speaker 12: That.
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't believe he's on cameo. That's so funny.
The other thing, this is a little dated, but it's
just so up our alley, Uh, so.
Speaker 2: So up, you're all that's what you call the back
door stuff.
Speaker 4: What's pbd's buddy, his partner in crime. What's that guy called?
Speaker 2: Uh, there's my friend vincent o'shanna.
Speaker 3: And then there's the retard Adam Sowick or whatever his
name is.
Speaker 4: He got spanked by Patrick Bett Davis.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, it is the funniest thing watching a parent
discipline their child.
Speaker 4: It's so good, dude. Uh, let me pull up the
video here. It's so he got wrecked by Dave Smith
the other day, just racked. It was so bad that
it threatened Patrick Bette David's brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the energy.
Speaker 4: Because the way listen to the way they talk about
listeners here by the way they call them the market.
They call people who listen to their shows the market.
Speaker 2: We call large the army. Okay, it's just.
Speaker 4: A gross way of talking about humans.
Speaker 2: We would never call you guys market. We call you
the army.
Speaker 4: So this is just as close as you can get
to a spanking without having him I.
Speaker 3: Mean, just lit up, he go you dude, You know
how hard I worked on all this and you just
went up there and went fully stupid.
Speaker 2: I mean, you sound you're.
Speaker 1: On the Dave Smith. You and they've spid debate together
on what do you call it? On Purece Morgan. I
think that's the first time you were ever on mm hmm.
Obviously the market fond and they they've been, you know,
saying their thoughts on how it went, what you did,
what was said. Davis retweeted and said something about to
this is the end of Adam funeral. He made some
comments that went viral. You've responded, you made some videos
at him as well. But I just want to kind
of get because a lot of times from the audience
sits there and watches and says, I know for a
fact Pat prepped him, and the team prepped him, and
this and this and that, and they don't know what happens.
I want you to share with us because the audience
is security stops me, stop they prep him.
Speaker 4: No, that's what I say. He's trying to say the
comments the market is saying that they know for a
fact that Pat prepped him, and he wants to make
it clear that we didn't prep him. Because you did
such a bad job that I don't want to have
any affiliation with that performance, is what he's trying to
do here.
Speaker 3: Garnett's in the comments section bringing up Punch Shrunk Sports.
Speaker 2: I tried to do it and it just didn't happen.
What are you talking about Garnett's crying about punch Shrunk Sports.
Speaker 4: Uh but yeah, so so No, this is him trying
to preserve the brand and makes sure that people know
that he had no affiliation with Yeah, this retard it's
so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: What is your impression on how you did on the
debate with Dave Smith?
Speaker 13: Well, despite what you think, I haven't listened or watched
any of the acute zero like I have.
Speaker 6: Like, I don't go on Twitter.
Speaker 2: I don't need to.
Speaker 13: Check the comments. It's just not something that I do. Yeah,
some people are messaging me on my neck.
Speaker 6: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 13: People are saying stuff, and I'm listening to a song
called Ain't Nothing Gonna break a mess John, Ain't nothing
gonna slove me. I heard they told me last minute, Hey,
you're gonna go on pires Morgan.
Speaker 6: Sure.
Speaker 13: I think Tom was maybe gonna do it. Tom wasn't
able to do it. They called me up. I said, sure,
I'll debate Dave Smith. Listen.
Speaker 6: There's no doubt that Dave Smith is smart or wise
or well read.
Speaker 13: Yeah, the same thing could be said about when you
debated a room full of twenty communists on Jubilee. They
were all very smart. I was very impressed by all
these people. But just because you're smart doesn't mean you're wise.
Speaker 2: Now do I think they he literally just said he
was five we sure?
Speaker 6: Do I think he's funny?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: Do I think he's right? Definitely not.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you, how do you think you did?
Speaker 13: I think I did fine. My intention wasn't to be
play nice, so I went on Pierce Mark. I don't
really have plans I'm going on.
Speaker 2: There, Morgan. My intention wasn't to do well.
Speaker 13: In fight every single day. Respect to Pierce Morgan, I
wanted to make some wags. That was my methodology.
Speaker 2: I could be right, I could be wrong.
Speaker 6: That's what no meaning like.
Speaker 13: I don't care what the market thinks of me. Yeah,
I know what I believe, I know who I am,
I know what I say.
Speaker 3: For I've got see this is a great example of
how stupid doesn't know they're stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, sure, no, go back. I want to hear Patrick Beck.
Speaker 3: David just lay into him like like a parent who's
invested so much time in their kids, and their kids
can't play.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He goes on for a little bit about how he
didn't just.
Speaker 2: Pat, let's go back to the thing. I just this
guy's in full denial.
Speaker 4: He says that he didn't know he was going to
be on the debate. It was kind of last minute things.
Speaker 2: Local celebrity Cheney is in the comment section.
Speaker 4: But he finally partners them on, like how you think
you did? And he's like, I don't think it was
that bad, and oh, I mean at that Then Patrick
bed David lays into him and I'll just skip to that.
Speaker 1: As you said, who I leave? And I say, okay,
how am I recreating myself with this next phase? What
areas do I have where it's a con leak for me?
What habits do I have that I need to pay
attention to? When we started building insurance company, YESID I
had LEAs struggle on. We had a great conversation together.
One of the guys that was study a lot was
Billy Graham and Billy Graham and his friends in nineteen
forty eight, they came up this is nothing.
Speaker 4: Where he yells at him, well, no, it's it tells
you how he thinks about things. He all of everything
about him is manufactured. This is such this video. If
you have we're not going to play the whole thing,
but if you have time, listener, go back and listen
to this. It's so insightful.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: It's really a window and how they think about them
They all see themselves as products. And he talks about.
Speaker 2: How everything comes from business. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just gross to me.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's he thinks of himself. He's like, now, I got
to think about how I'm going to appear to people
in this next.
Speaker 2: Reporting live from Lytz can tell those hats.
Speaker 4: All right, So I'll skip ahead a little bit here.
Speaker 2: Come on Twitter by roll at him.
Speaker 1: I will give you private feedback and have your back
one hundred percent. I've always been like that. This is
why my guys like working with me, and they know
how tough it is that time because I'm always challenging them.
But if my private feedback that I'm giving dozens land
and it feels like you have immunity to go run
around and say whatever you want and keep saying I
don't give a shit what people say I do. There's
an approach to take about this game. I don't care
that we have differences and debates. We push each other
here and we have arguments and you know comment, I
side with Vinnie today. You know what Today? Actually I
side with Adam. You know there was a couple more
we had things.
Speaker 2: Never said in the history of time.
Speaker 1: I sided with that, and I'm like, Okay, Adam had
a point, and then hey, Tom, Now I'm siding with
Tom today. Pat, you were off today, no problem. But
it's recreating for the next phase of what is that
next phase for you? And that's a very important thing
for you to be thinking that. Yeah, because I'm about
the fire resis with him recreating himself. I've had the
conversation with him recreating himself. I have the conversation openly
with me on what I need to recreate. But for me,
when I saw that, I'm like, you know, you brought
up another guy from the past that be Dave. Great.
You know you brought up a No, there needs to
be the atom that I've seen debate that is prepared.
He actually would have made some real good points there.
And you, by the way, you've been a moderator for
a zero heads with Smith.
Speaker 3: And listen, you can't win a debate. There's never been
an Israeli zionist thes won any debate in.
Speaker 2: The last year. Because they're debating from a.
Speaker 4: What maybe on what word war debate that guy did
pretty well, I have to say.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's what you think he won that debate, though.
Speaker 4: I mean it was close.
Speaker 3: I come from when it comes to wordard debate, I
choose neutrality, so I can't really comment on that.
Speaker 4: Wasn't the general feedback that that guy did better than
most people thought.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm gonna let you have that because I
just want to stay neutral on any word war debate debate.
Speaker 2: Let's exclude that.
Speaker 4: Of Zionism are idiotic.
Speaker 3: It's it's impossible to defend, and even the best do
with those guys from Trigonomics, like they they're right on everything,
and then they have to defend Israel and they look
like fools every time. Every time. There's not one there's
not one content creator that is pro Zionist that hasn't
had their brand take a hit. Now, some more than others,
like not everybody is Ben Shapiro, who's drowning right now.
But they never win debates, and that's why they won't
debate because their position is undebatable. It's so wrong. You're
you're literally that you got this one country that just
refuses to agree to a ceasefire. And what I found
very funny was that Iran did to Israel what Israel
normally does, which was asked for a ceasefire and then.
Speaker 2: Just bomb you, and Iran was like, Okay, we got ceasefire. Bob, Bob,
bob like that.
Speaker 3: That reminded me, Johnny, were you there at Skangfest when
we did punch Drunk?
Speaker 2: I said the story somewhere else? I forget where.
Speaker 4: Really, wasn't it really Israel that broke it in Lebanon first?
Speaker 3: And then no, no, Iran just hit them because they're like,
all right, we don't have a peace deal with you,
we have a piece deal with the US.
Speaker 4: What what punch drunk? Are you you talking about? The
one in Brooklyn?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when when Ari and I wrestled.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I took that video.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, By the way, that's exactly what I did to Ari.
And I love Ari, but y Ari Ari. Because I
saw what Ari was doing. Ari tried to get me
to look up at the stage for a brief second,
so he either smacked the ship out of me or
tackle me. And he was he was so overly playing
it to the table. I knew exactly what he's doing.
So when he looked over, I dumped him.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 4: I used to do that was the only way I
could play basketball. It was a lot of head fakes,
you know. I'd just fake people out all the time.
I'd be like.
Speaker 3: Just I mean, but dude, the amount of stupid if
you go to my so, I did this joke about
Milani and all that stuff. M hm about you know,
they they pushed, they pushed the Iran reward to cover
up the Jeffrey Epsteam files. But the Iran war is
going so bad, they're pushing out to Jeffrey epsoence files
and the comment section is so dumb. It's so dumb.
It's shockingly stupid that I pray to the Gods above
that I pray to God above that they're all bots.
I just pray what yeah, I mean, just things that
people are saying to me. I'm like, there's no way
any human being thinks that unless you're a Zionist or
a super boomer.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: They they have the best bots, dude, I mean, the
best bots our bots are the best bots. Which which
one is it? Which post?
Speaker 3: The one the Millennia one where I just show her
picture and everyone's like, we don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2: Go up a little bit. Oh no, no, no, where
is it? Oh?
Speaker 3: There it is where she's at the podium next to Johnny,
and then then I want you there. It is so
if you go to the I mean, the comment section
is just stupid. The mental gymnastics you have to do
to hate Trump. What your cup chair look like? I said,
your mom's butthole. I mean, just go through it. It's
just like, dude, this is so stupid. Oh my god,
it's like you're so jump. I mean, that's my friend Josh.
I don't know what he's joke.
Speaker 4: It's a joke.
Speaker 3: First of all, yeah, it is a joke, obviously, such
an I low iq tap. I mean, just absolutely stupid
that you have to pray that these are all bots
and not stupid.
Speaker 4: Sam is suffering mental You're suffering from mental What do
you think are they? Maybe they just misunderstood your point, somebody,
I hope so.
Speaker 3: Well, Johnny, I have something crazy to tell you. Okay,
so go back, Okay.
Speaker 4: Crazier than that trans earlier where you came you came
out to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is kind of scary.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was pretty scary too, so my.
Speaker 3: So, my, Why Johnny just just be gay like the
rest of us. Everyone in comments section was like, that's
a hot dude. Why can't we just enjoy a hot dude?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: Just a bunch of guys enjoying hot dudes. Johnny, don't
you want to be part of the m M I
five six seven four two two two nine LBJK plus
plus minus four times five.
Speaker 2: Don't you want to be part of that?
Speaker 4: No? I don't think so, Sam.
Speaker 10: We all gay, now, okay, we all don't forget Okay.
Speaker 2: Hold on. So my brother, my brother gets a call.
Speaker 3: He doesn't recognize the number, but because he's crazy, he
answers the phone.
Speaker 4: Never do that, Never answer.
Speaker 3: My brother answered the phone right, and it's a chick
and she says, hey, I'm friends with your brother. He
gave me your number. He said we should hook up
because he thinks it's like a good match.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, and so my brother.
Speaker 3: Because he knows I'm super busy, calls Dana because she's
like my, my, my, She's like the farm that owns
the field mule. That's what she is, So she's my
owner and she goes, no, he would, he would never
give anybody your number. That's super creepy that someone found
my brother's number and my brother's name. He changed it
so it's not even associated with me, and he got
his number and then they send him some MK ultra
sex kit and to be like, hey, your brother said,
you're into chicks who like backdoor action?
Speaker 2: Can we can we? Is that creepy?
Speaker 4: Dude? The scams are getting insane.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. That's a really good point, Johnny.
That was probably such in depth scam analysis.
Speaker 4: Well, but what I'm thinking that, like with AI and stuff,
now they're using you know, they've been faking voices for
a while, but now they're going to be indistinguishable. I
mean they can fake video, obviously, they can fake a.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how many dudes you think are jacket
off to like Filipino guys in AI nine AI. Oh dude,
it's a great time that I'm so happy I came
out gay.
Speaker 2: It's the best time to be gay.
Speaker 3: There's so much gainess out there, especially hot trands.
Speaker 4: We could Andrewtate it without taking advantage of any women
at all. We could just have an entire crew of
AI webcam models and just make bank.
Speaker 3: Somebody's given me Bible verses because they're taking everything we're
saying as serious. God, can we just have fun and
not have people just come in here and have to
drop Bible verses on us because we're talking about hot trands?
I mean, john should we do this segment went so well?
We should just have hot trends of the week just to.
Speaker 4: It's funny. There's like there's like a split in the
listenership of the show too. There's some is like I
just wish Sam would stop with all that sex stuff,
eat and get closer to the Lord. And then there's
this other segment that's kind of kind of the complete
opposite of that, that's like, let's oh baby, more more
teddies and and and well you just can't please them both,
you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Johnny, Uh, people are always trying to save Shaney.
Speaker 2: She's a scissor sister and herself.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go back, Johnny, We'll stop talking about hot
trans Pray for us, divine, divine, we don't need prayers.
Speaker 2: We pray for ourselves.
Speaker 4: No, I will take all your prayers. If you're praying
and pray for me, please.
Speaker 2: Pray for Johnny. I'm right with I'm getting right with
the Lord.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to church this Sunday, even though I
don't think church is where you're supposed to do it,
but I just feel I want to be a part
of it.
Speaker 1: What do you call it? Uh, Laura Lumer? If I'm
not mistaken, is that what you did when you moderate?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I was a pretty good job he did as
a moderator, So I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, Yeah, because he didn't have to talk to
say I love three Jews debate Israel Palestine.
Speaker 2: That was my favorite part of that.
Speaker 1: And that includes you in a big way. And I've
said this is privately eight weeks ago, nine weeks tho
at that dinner place we went to, and I was
very direct with you. But your your cornering me to
have to say this publicly to you right now, and
you have to make a decision on what you want
to do with this next space. You got to recreate yourself.
It's a very important thing. I'm being very respectful to you,
and you had no idea that I'm gonna go here
no morning, you had no club going. And by the way, we.
Speaker 2: Just go wild.
Speaker 3: Do you think at any point Patrick bet David would
put up hot trands and I could you pull.
Speaker 4: Up please that hot that the trends that looks just
like a woman.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe she.
Speaker 4: Has reinvented herself with the market, and the market loves.
Speaker 2: Pulling up a hot trans would never happen.
Speaker 4: That would never happen. That would be the best thing
that's never happened on Oh, to be clear, but it
never happens.
Speaker 1: Okay, going to do this because obviously Monday I couldn't
be here. We had certain things that was going on
this weekend. I had what do you call it SLS
sean Hattan. He did the last Friday, So I changed
everything in Rob and I we have to talk about
it yesterday and calendar to do it this way. But
for me, sometimes you know when people say, I don't care,
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I
don't care, And sometimes this is like the Trump effect. Well,
Trump doesn't care, well, Trump doesn't give a shit. Well,
Trump doesn't do this well, contrary to popular belief, Trump
looks at every poll. Trump listens to every comment. Trump
listens to every criticism. So you do you think that
Trump does. I'm not telling you. Go read the comments
the next ding and go through all chat. I don't
recommend that at all, but I do believe a little
bit of criticism to see, well, maybe there's a little
bit of credibility there. There's a little bit of value
there for me to receive. How can I receive this
and recreate myself? Because if you're not too careful, Adam,
and I'll open it up to you guys, if you
want to say anything, I'll give you the final thoughts.
And then I wanted to open up with this kid
right into it is the following. There is no Aprifol's
jokes today. I don't have one. Okay, So if you
guys are expect an Aprifol's joke, I don't have one.
This is not Aprifol's joke. I know what they say
the way this is not. You know, I've had certain
friends of mine that are very good. I used to
be very good at the April fool stuff. I don't
have one today. Maybe I'll have one for you next
year when I'm in a different mood. But this is
the part I want you to be thinking of it
is you look like your kids is going to criticize you.
There's a very big difference between the bots. Will I
read a comment yesterday and made the most disrespectful comment
to me, And the first thing I did I went
to the account. It got started in February of twenty
twenty six. It has two followers follow six thousand accounts.
That's a bot of somebody that created to say it.
Forget about the bots. There are some people that are
given real feedback that we have to pay close attention
to because you know, we can disagree. You know, even
with the Dave Smith part, Dave Smith's issues, we can
sit down and have a debate over the number and
I can still do it respectfully. You know, even when
I went to Jubilee, they disrespected me. I didn't disrespect
the kids when I spoke to them. Come of a
debate yet, Dave Smith, for this isn't the Dave Smith conversation.
That could have been Joe and John Dude, I'm not
talking to the point is the purpose of the debate.
What is the purpose of a debate to find the
truth to the purpose, that's the clash of ideas, so
somebody can watch and say, wow, good point. Never thought
about it that way. Let me go back and look
at it, right. That is the purpose of a debate.
The purpose of a debate is for me to get
it look at something. When like the moment where Hillary
Clinton and Trump are going at it and Hillary says,
you know, you know him and all his he didn't
pay any taxes, and he didn't do this, and he
didn't do that, And then the moderator asked Trump a
question and says, is it true that you pay this?
He says, yes, I will use every single tax code
that you have, just like all her donors do. And
by the way, you've been there for thirty six years,
how come you've never changed it. So me, as the voter,
sits there and says, that's a very good point. You've
been the forty that's the bad guy in the bad movie.
Speaker 13: So that's what Dave is Aside from that. Other than that,
I understand what you're talking about. The reason I brought
up the Coleman Hughes and I encourage people to go
watch it.
Speaker 6: This was the the sort of.
Speaker 3: Like imagine that, dude, stop imagine being in a boxing match,
getting your ass kicked, and then telling everybody go watch
a boxing match with the guy who just kicked your
ass got his ass kicked. And I guarantee you it's
not as bad as Patrick Beck David is saying, my nose.
Speaker 4: Bro, but Ernie Savers beat your ass d.
Speaker 3: Exactly, dude. It's so stupid, it's so dumb. Take the L, dude.
If you took the L. If you took the L,
people would move on. But the fact that you're like,
I don't even care. You're like, of course you care.
You're getting fucking dressed down right now by your dad.
Speaker 2: And it just.
Speaker 3: Did Vinnie say anything. I feel like Vinnie. Vinnie has
to play a little game on there.
Speaker 4: Well, there was this weird moment where Patrick bet David
is like, like I rate all of you guys on
your IQ's and your willingness to take my advice, and Vinnie,
he takes my advice one hundred percent and employees one
hundred percent of it, and you only take like I mean,
he's like ranking.
Speaker 2: Them, dude, you just found out who's his favorite kid.
Speaker 4: It was just weird, man, It's just a weird way
they talk about it. Like you said, like it's business
and it's just gross to me. I don't you can
tell he doesn't value them as friends. They're more like,
what what can you do for PbD brand? You know?
Speaker 2: Of course, I mean he like dude.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like Johnny, like we're friends, but there's
a show and you got to do the show.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like you still be friends. If we
weren't doing a show together, we would still talk to
each other. These guys. If this show didn't exist, PbD
would never talk to this dude again in his life,
like forever and ever.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's just like you're so lost in
your in your pre determined beliefs that you can't.
Speaker 2: Even like dude.
Speaker 3: The problem with the debate isn't that he didn't debate.
Speaker 2: That's his problem. There's no debate.
Speaker 3: It was all just personal tax, because that's all you
have if you're on that.
Speaker 2: Side, you just have personal tax.
Speaker 3: And this is why I'm like kind of over the
Israeli debate because it's so obvious what they're doing that
if I'm arguing with somebody trying to spin Israel I
just really don't have any respect for you. Now you know,
if you're Jewish.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't talk to me anymore if we weren't doing
a show together. By the way, so what they're hurting
my feelings? I said, you wouldn't talk to me anymore
if I talked to.
Speaker 2: Fucking people I do do shows to all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I take a lot of pride that I'm good
friends with people from all parts of my timeline in
my life. Like my best friends from high school, we're
on a we're on a text thread that we talk
all the time. My friends in college. I moved out
here with a lot of them. I'm still friends with
them all.
Speaker 4: Sam is the opposite of passion. But David, there are
people that he keeps in his sphere that are in
absolute liability to him.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'll talk about the Land of Misfit Toys.
Speaker 4: I'll just try to get the highlights here for the
end of this. It's still just so awkward.
Speaker 13: Hype up this event, here's what's going to the Slus's
coming this weekend, here's what's going on, and this debate
takes place, and it was a twelve oh drubbing.
Speaker 6: So that's my point. Should I have conveyed it a
little bit better.
Speaker 13: Sure, should I have not up brought up someone else's
debate in my debate, Maybe I'll learn that for the
next time.
Speaker 2: As I just brought it up, he got whooped.
Speaker 6: And I called him out on it. That's all it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got whooped. It was your fight and his.
Speaker 13: Sure, for the next time, I'll debate him just heads on.
I brought up something that from the past.
Speaker 1: Well, my my feedback isn't actually that. My feedback is
it's okay to pay attention to the pulse of the
market every once in a while, good feedbacks being given.
Not eighty percent of people, not ninety percent of people,
But there are reasonable people that will give you good feedback. Sure,
and none of us. There's not a single human being
in the world that actually likes to be given feedback
that we get excited about it. So it's not like
anybody likes it. But it's in those moments where your
character is being tested to say, you know what, let
me receive some of this and see if there's some
good feedback.
Speaker 13: And in process, I'm gonna turn us over to the
Vinie Ill to say one thing. You know what Vinie
and I do when you're not around.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 6: We say, Hey, what feedback do you have for me?
Speaker 2: What feedback for me?
Speaker 13: We actually talk, We actually convey how many times have
we done that?
Speaker 1: The difference is, you know what the difference is?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Here's a difference. So this this event at SLS, I
asked the question because I used to always look at
my guys and judge them on how hard they work,
how great they're on scripts, how many books they read,
and all this stuff. Eventually I'm like, let me look
at it in a different way. It was how much
information does this guy retain from what I teach? So
you teach something, this guy retains ten percent, that guy
retains twenty percent, this guy retains thirty percent. Then the
next thing is, okay, so he's winning on retaining information.
He's smarter than you. Let's just say hypothetically, right, Okay,
Now the next part is what what's after retention implementation executed?
So he only implements of the thirty percent, he retained
five percent, he retained twenty.
Speaker 4: It's I mean, he goes on, it's just boring, it's
just boring business talk.
Speaker 2: It's like a bit like it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Because he got dressed down by his boss that's so
embarrassed by his performance and.
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, I don't even know what he's talking about.
Speaker 3: You know, we get the feedback, it's like eighty percent percent, dude,
it was one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Adam sucks. Adam was listen.
Speaker 3: Adam was really great when he was going after like
Bimbo's from Miami. That's when he shined. That's when he
and then it's like it's like this thing, and like
I hate saying this because I love her, but it's
like Leslie Jones is going through the same thing, right,
I love Leslie Jones. Anyone who says that Leslie Jones
isn't funny is an idiot. Okay, when Leslie Jones coming
up before she got started in her life, before she
got Ghostbusters, Like, following Leslie Jones, you.
Speaker 2: Found out a lot about yourself.
Speaker 3: But now she's drifting into politics and it's like, not
everybody's built for that, and you can't just start talking politics.
Most people talk politics because they've been interested in their
whole life and it resonates with them. Like Dave Smith
obviously a long time ago, even before he kind of
blew up because of the Israel thing, Like he was
doing his podcast with Robbie the Fire Burnsteam. They enjoyed politics.
They're built for that. You can't just suddenly go from
pop to politics.
Speaker 2: It's it's just it's very it's.
Speaker 3: Two different textures, man, And it's very hard to get
people to take you seriously when you were in the
world of.
Speaker 2: Politics, when you you were.
Speaker 3: So poppy before, because to be poppy has to be
an acceptance of a certain mindset, okay, which is like where.
Speaker 2: It's just I don't know how to say it.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just a understanding that we're just gonna
keep it simple for people. And when you get into politics,
it's very complex. It's gritty, it's got texture, and you
kind of grow up into that, right and then you
start to understand it. You can't just walk into it
and then start doing it and be taken seriously. It's
very hard to go unless you're like completely on point.
Not that not that you couldn't have. Like when Pitbull
talks about communism, people take that serious because he's really
on point with what he's saying. You know, it's it's
it's but that's very unique, dude. It's not a lot
of people that can make that fucking change rights.
Speaker 2: It's not everybody.
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Speaker 2: What Johnny, you say?
Speaker 4: You say that a lot? You love Florida, I do.
Speaker 3: Florida is probably my favorite state. Tulsa, Oklahoma, New Orleans,
and then Austin closing out the season closing out the year.
That's how I do it, Johnny, close out the year
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Speaker 4: Show me that light detector thing. This is great.
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Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein ever been in the same room together?
Speaker 12: I was at a party and he was at that party.
Speaker 4: This is a light of I never spoke to him,
I never met him.
Speaker 12: He just happened to be the party that I was
invited to.
Speaker 2: They took pictures together.
Speaker 12: Yes, the answer was yes, I was in a room
and he was in the same room.
Speaker 1: No, I'm feeling the deception there.
Speaker 4: Okay, what can I tell you if I don't know?
Have you and Jeffrey Epstein ever been in the same
room together?
Speaker 2: Okay? They you just play it twice?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought, what is that from? I would like
to see the rest of it.
Speaker 2: He's on a podcast.
Speaker 4: This guy is This whole thing is so weird.
Speaker 2: It's just so weird.
Speaker 3: It's just so like, hey, dude, you love petals, well,
you'll love the guy who looks like one of the
worst of all time.
Speaker 4: Speaking of weird stuff by Johnny.
Speaker 2: Can we do the dates? I mean, can we do
all your your.
Speaker 4: Stories at the end, my stories at the end?
Speaker 2: Don't you like to do current events stories?
Speaker 4: That's what we've kind of been doing the whole time.
This is one of them right here though, if you want. Okay,
So they've added to the list of missing scientists. Now
we're at nine nine, dude, nine JPL and NASA. This
is the This is just a quick little interview to
get us in this to bring an update on the
story that we brought you last week.
Speaker 14: The Daily mount is now reporting a ninth scientist with
ties to NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab has been added to
the growing list of researchers across the country who have
died under mysterious circumstances or disappeared. Fox News Senior National
Course fondent Kevin Cork has the details.
Speaker 15: Hey, Kevin, afternoon, to you will. Mike Hicks was a
research scientist at NASA's Jet propulsion.
Speaker 3: Tyler Perry, weird God, your hair is.
Speaker 15: Of an autopsy being performed on him has ever been found. Now,
on its face, that might not sound like such a
big deal, but his is, as you point out, the
ninth case of a person with ties to America's space
and nuclear secrets who has died or mysteriously vanished in
recent years, including retired Air Force General Bill McCaslin, who
was reported missing by his wife more than a month ago.
He'd been studying identified anomalist phenomena and potential non human intelligence.
Now in common speak, that simply means aliens. And to
be sure, the trend of unexplained deaths and disappearances is
setting off alarm bells, both among national security experts and
among lawmakers on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 16: I think there's a message being sent in all this.
I think we better be really careful. And it's more
than eight. You take any other profession in the world.
Take car salesmans. How many of those have disappeared or diamosterious.
Speaker 2: Hillary Clinton's bodyguard ones.
Speaker 16: In this country, and there's hundreds of top thousands of those.
It's a very very small group of people, and we
better start paying attention to what's going on.
Speaker 3: Listen, I mean this weird. It is weird who knows
what's real? You know, this could just be more texture
layers to the project Bluebeam stuff. Yes, and I just
love how many people they have working on Fox News.
Speaker 2: They had to have.
Speaker 3: Will whatever his name, Will Caine pass it to a
guy who has a black Barbie can't hear, and then
he had to read it and then shoot it back
to Will for her for an interview.
Speaker 2: It's so ridiculously stupid.
Speaker 4: Did you see Deontay Wilder on Peers Morgan?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, I mean, dude, he's at that like
uh uh, at the where like every black athlete gets
to where they just go a little off reservation.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was talking about how women have the things they've
done to try to have his babies.
Speaker 3: I've been there, dude, Chicks fake pregnancy with me all
the time. I'll want that sauce.
Speaker 4: This ain't faking it.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm in the hot trance.
Speaker 17: You know, to have the baby. You know, she ejected
my sparm and her ran in the bathroom and locked
the door, and that's how we had her. Really, yeah,
you know, to be told, I'm telling them to the world.
Speaker 4: Do you know that I'm smart?
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 17: When we was having sex.
Speaker 4: You know, her stomach.
Speaker 17: You know, I used to throw my towel nicely by
the bed because I would want to wipe it off
for her stomach. This particular time, she chose that she
wanted to have a baby bout me.
Speaker 2: Because by the way, that's that's why.
Speaker 17: Only last for two months or whatever, because she she
was a promiscuous woman.
Speaker 4: At the time.
Speaker 17: I only found out this thing by reading her journal.
She didn't know that I read her journal either, you know,
So doing that crazy story and what I do. I
had a good nut and I net her on her stummach.
This time, I went and got the tower and tried
to wipe it out. She hit my people are hit
my hand like a home run, like a baseball.
Speaker 3: I love that he's like interviewing him like it's real,
like a real hard hitting interview.
Speaker 2: So I nutted in her face, like I saw sup
her face? Interesting?
Speaker 10: What was what was the feeling going through your ahead
at that time? I'm I'm just busted, not I'm not
it everywhere. She dried it my nut and he's like okay,
And she.
Speaker 4: Pull out a plastic spoon and put it in a
ziplocked bag and I was like, oh, what.
Speaker 2: Are you doing? She got one of those cake battering things.
She scooped it up and then shoved it in the
woo woo.
Speaker 4: I got turkey paster, a big one.
Speaker 2: Oh that was gold. Dude.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, she doesn't even know that he knows
this story.
Speaker 2: Do Johnny?
Speaker 3: Hey to the five Black listeners, We're sorry. We have
a new segment called Black Guys Trying Not to Get
Chicks Pregnant.
Speaker 2: If you have a story of trying not to get
chicks pregnant, come on the show. Tell us the story
about how you try not to get chick pregnant. Will
We would love to hear you talk about that. We'll
dedicate thirty minutes to this show about knocketting bitches pregnant.
By the way, I've had multiple women fake pregnancy on me,
White black.
Speaker 4: Exces man Sam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they all want the sauce, dude, They all want
sa You know I have a pregnancy fetish, dude.
Speaker 4: You know heard about it. They all want that sauce.
So I know you saw this story, but it's too
good not to share. A Silicon Valley billionaire is paying
the ultimate price for immortality death. That and also ten
thousand dollars. Entrepreneur Sam Altman is one of twenty five
people who have splashed the cash to join the waiting
list at Necktome, a startup that promises to upload your
brain into a computer to grant you eternal life. There's
just one big catch. It has to kill you first.
The process, as described in the MIT Technology Review, involves
embalming your brain for it to be potentially simulated later
in side a computer. The living customer would be hooked
up to a machine and then pumped full of neck
Tone's custom embalming chemicals. This method is quote one hundred
percent fatal, claims the company. The user experience would be
identical to physician assisted suicide. According to their co founder,
Robert Matchick.
Speaker 2: Honey, you're not allowed to say that word.
Speaker 4: I think. No, you can say physician assisted. I believe,
oh you can if you say it in that context. Yes.
Our mission is to preserve your brain well enough to
keep all its memories intact, from that from that great
chapter of your favorite book to feeling the cold winter air,
or baking an apple pie, or having dinner with your
family and friends who all be dead by the time
you're resurrected. I added that last part. We believe that
within the current century, so by the end of the
century it would be feasible to digitize this information and
use it to recreate your consciousness. You just got to
die first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what sounds like to me. These people
don't want their after life review. They're just running from that.
I mean, dude, you've been accused of diddling your sister
and unliving uh an employee.
Speaker 2: You don't want to that after life review.
Speaker 3: And by the way, Johnny, my entire after life review
is just gonna be my porn hub search history.
Speaker 2: That's all it's gonna be. You're just gonna be like,
what is this?
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 4: Why every other time every time you snap at XG
and your porn hub search history, that's it. That's your
whole after life review. So now this this kind of
you know, I'm into like trying to live as long
as I can, but this kind of thing doesn't appeal
to me at all, because that ain't you, bro, That
ain't you. A computer recreation of your brain is not you.
I agree, dude, Like if they were reanimating your brain somehow,
that's more interesting. But like even here's something. Tell me this, Sam,
what do you think about this? The idea of the
Transporter and Star Trek was this that you would take
your genetics, all of the molecules that make you, pick
up you, and then they would be beamed into space
essentially and and then recreated on the other side. Basically,
so every time you get transported, it's it's not the
same year. Yeah, they're just killing you and I'll take
I'll take Southwest.
Speaker 2: I'll see there in seven point five years.
Speaker 4: It's disturbing, dude, it's really disturbing.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: That is kind of the one of the conceits in uh, well,
not really, I guess. In in uh Project Hail Mary,
which I thought was great, the idea is that if
you can keep accelerating toward the speed of light endlessly,
you could engage in this kind of time dilation, or
take advantage of time dilation to travel farther. In What's
like to you Less Time, which is uh, really interesting film.
But this is a quote from the author Andy Weir,
who has now created The Martian and this film, which
are two of the most popular movies of all time.
And I just thought this was a great a great
quote from him about how he says that I dislike
social commentary, like really hate it. When I'm reading a book,
I just want to be entertained, not preached to by
the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story.
If I know the author has a political or social
acts to grind, I no longer speculate about all the
possible outcomes of the story, because I know for a
fact that the universe of that book will conspire to
ensure that the author's political agenda is validated. I hate
that I put no politics or social commentary in my
stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like
that is reading into it. I have no point to make.
I'm not trying to affect the reader's opinion on anything.
My job is to entertain, and I stick to that
to that end. I don't want to talk about my
political opinions. This is the who's written the two most
popular science fiction films of the past or the books
that they're based on the past probably thirty years. So uh,
that's an example for everybody else in Hollywood to live with.
Speaker 2: Birds suck. That's all I got to say.
Speaker 3: Nerds run everything they come in, they take over, they
change everything. Nerds suck. You know what else sucks? Female reporters.
Have you seen the Mike Rabral thing, the Mike Yeah,
he's been dude, that is so hilarious. These chicks can't
stop banging these dudes. Dude, It's just it's so crazy, dude,
it's so crazy. This also goes in the teacher.
Speaker 4: Stuff, like it real quick.
Speaker 3: No, you explain it, you're better at because I can't
say his last name.
Speaker 4: They well, they shop these uh photos of themselves. Yeah,
on vacation. Mike Vrabel, the coach of the the Pats
former pat Patriots great and Diana Rossini or Diana Rossini
there are they married or are they just dating? Uh?
And they uh, they shot.
Speaker 2: That he's just hidding it.
Speaker 4: Four figures for these uh for these photos.
Speaker 2: Four figures that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what That's what it says. Four figures there.
Speaker 2: Uh and why even listed if it's four figures.
Speaker 4: They're calling it a big ski That's like.
Speaker 3: When a doctor eeveels like one million dollars, everyone laughs
at him.
Speaker 4: They're calling it a big scandal for her career. Uh,
of course it is, dude.
Speaker 3: Can you just go down through the list of chicks
who bang athletes or coaches that when they were reporters,
you got, you got what's your face of Rachel Nichols
who got busted banging Jimmy Jimmy Buckets, You got.
Speaker 4: Others you It doesn't bother me. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Well it bothers me because there's this whole perception that like,
women have to deal with this predatorial class of men,
right and like and like, oh my god, like we
gotta protect them at all costs. But when these chicks
want to sling pe to push their careers, everyone seems
to be okay with it. And it's like, listen, dude,
it goes back to the teacher thing. Like I got
in trouble because I, uh so, there was a story
of this hot teacher who banged like a seventeen year
old special needs kid and I was like the best
day of his life, right, and the and the and
the teacher and the comments.
Speaker 2: Seat that's breda doyer.
Speaker 3: That's like, dude, I was a seventeen year old boy,
I would gladly have knocked the dust off one of
my hot teachers fucking snatches. Okay, Now, from the teacher's
point of view, she should be in trouble. You're you're
violating trust, You're it's a power dynamic. But the kids
like hot.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like Zach Alfanekis's whole uh joke you got you guys,
hear about the kid who hooked up his teacher.
Speaker 2: He recently died. Yeah, he oded from excessive high fiving.
Speaker 3: Right, Like, it's like sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
sweet sweet. It's the same thing with these reporters. It's like,
you can't have it both ways. Like Rachel Nichols is
the best example that I remember. That fat guy that
does the NBA on he tries ozempic and he's too fat.
Speaker 2: Even ozempic can't help him.
Speaker 3: And he made a joke about someone sliding into her
DMS and she just castrated him right there on fucking camera.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 3: How dare you sinuate that I'm a professional woman? And
then during the bubble she's banging Jimmy buckets in the
fucking bubble And That's what I'm saying. It's like this
whole like like this game we play, Yeah, we're like,
it's oh my god, these.
Speaker 2: Poor Bambi women.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: And it's like and again it gets into this.
Speaker 3: Also, this thing going on with the fact that like
you have this male established ocupation right, and women and
trance or whoever want their way in. They're just like,
let us in, let us do the job. We just
want to be in there with the rest of you guys.
Speaker 2: But the minute they get in, the minute they get in.
Speaker 3: They you have to change everything. The first example of
this was the New England Patriots locker room when this
female reporter was just could not believe that guys are
walking around with their dicks hanging out. You're like, this
is what guys do in the locker room. Don't go
into the why lady, if you don't want to see
dis especially ugly dicks.
Speaker 2: These are pro athletes.
Speaker 3: These are probably some of the best dicks you're ever
going to see in your life, high end, genetic, super
freak dicks. Okay, but you're acting like this is a
front to you and you feel uncomfortable even though you
forced your way fucking in.
Speaker 2: It's never it's it's.
Speaker 3: Like I was saying on Conspiracy Social Club, we have
human resources just because women can't take a joke. That's
the whole purpose of human resources. It's because men can't
take a joke. Yes, and now we have to be
androging his robots at work because women just will at
any point, we'll be like I have.
Speaker 4: And women can't take a joke from guys they are
attracted to. That's what you mean.
Speaker 3: There was a great video I wish I would have
found it, a sexual harassment video they put out and
it was like super hot guy saying he wants to
fucking just just mix her guts up, and she's like,
this is not sexual harassment, you know. Then her boyfriend
hits on her, he has nothing going on. She's like,
this is sexual harassment. You know what I'm saying. It's like,
why are we pretending this? This this is a thing
we This goes back into the whole political correctness thing
and why we're never gonna live in a proper society
if we just co sign on stupid people.
Speaker 2: Okay. It's like, did you see.
Speaker 3: The Lebron James controversy where he's on a golf cart
and they're acting like where don't you like to play?
And he listened to he goes Milwaukee and Memphis, and
no one even cares that he says Milwaukee. All they
do is focus on uh uh Memphis and bumble mouth
Kendrick Perkins.
Speaker 2: This is this is a this is a this is
disrespectful to black people. No, you dumbas has nothing to do.
He's black.
Speaker 10: Do you really think the guy with the bulet tattoo
doesn't like black people?
Speaker 2: He doesn't like playing in Memphis for two reasons.
Speaker 3: One, universally agreed upon by other basketball players said in
the past, Memphis's training facility sucks. And two, Memphis has
the highest crime rate in the NBA of any NBA city,
Memphis has the highest crime rate. All right, So if
you're a rich guy with bling bling everywhere and money,
do you want to go to the high crime rate city?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, So instead of dealing with that and going, well,
maybe people don't want to play because he said also
they should have gone to Nashville.
Speaker 2: Which is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't like Lebron James. I think
he's a great player. I think he's dumb, but I'm
defending him here. The fucking Grizzly should have one hundred
percent gone to Nashville. It's economically doing better than Memphis.
The crime right is much much lower, has nothing to
do with black people outside of do we want to
have a discussion about predominantly black cities and crime rights.
I'll have that discussion because I don't get weirded out
by it.
Speaker 2: Okay, but that's what's all about.
Speaker 3: But Mama mouth Kendrick Perkins won't even let you have
that conversation because that deals with death and nuance.
Speaker 2: And as you ask to him dangerous questions.
Speaker 4: I agree. You know what else is a dangerous question
is asking the CIA how they tracked that pilot down.
Did you see that they used this ghost murmur tech.
It's AI that's used to find heartbeats in using like
quantum technology or something. It's a This is a quote
from the post. The secret technology uses long range quantum
magnetometry to find the electromagnetic fingerprint of a human heartbeat,
and pairs the data with artificial intelligence software to isolate
the signature from the background noise. So think about that, dude.
They could track anybody anywhere if they had their heart,
their their heartbeat fingers out exactly.
Speaker 3: They could track you anywhere. Everyone's worried about their face.
Now they got your heartbeat, dude, heartbeat.
Speaker 4: And then you heard the theory that that whole thing
was just a cover anyway for there was this guy
that was on Tucker explaining this, did you see this?
Speaker 2: And by the way, I don't even believe any of.
Speaker 4: This story, but that's why I want to know what
you would.
Speaker 3: I think it's all just another bullshit story just to
try to get people.
Speaker 2: Oh, they shot down are played. Now there's people that are.
Speaker 3: Talking about they did the they did the uh, they
did the same thing Israel did on October seven, just
murk everybody so they could have a high body count.
Speaker 4: The Iranians say that they they claim that this is
kind of closer to the story, right. They sent out
one of those propaganda videos, which is not directly from
the Iranian government. I learned it's more from like another
channel kind of loosely affiliated somehow. But by the way,
if you're listening, we played those Iranian propaganda videos last
week and we got copyright strikes from for LEGO on
those things.
Speaker 2: Isn't that already? God screw you Legos.
Speaker 18: We see what happened over the weekend, Well, the US
lots of many actcrafts, partly because of an attempt to
resk to move from the F fifteen but the subsequent operation,
which was probably an operation to try and take the
enriched uranium.
Speaker 4: I can't hear you, Johnny. What they were trying to
do was steal the enriched iranium, and they were trying
to do is Maduro type operation, and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ship and then they got spin it like,
oh my god. It was hard to watch that. If
you if you if you believe that was an American
getting shot down, that was very hard to watch.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: That was a big contention between me and Stu Peters
about like, can you be against the war but for
the the soldiers, which I don't.
Speaker 4: I would on that. I didn't hear that part. What's
his take?
Speaker 3: He didn't care. He was like, fuck it, they're all
part of the war. I'm like, that's not I and
I don't want to put words into the dog. I'm
very thankful. Stu Peters went on, I'm not trying to
say that was kind of his take.
Speaker 2: He's like, they're part of the military industrial complex.
Speaker 3: And I was like, these guys kind of joined to
help their family get college education, all that stuff.
Speaker 4: You get tricked a lot of me.
Speaker 2: So I don't want death. I don't want American deaths.
Speaker 3: I want Iranian deaths, I want Palestinian deaths, I want
any of that ship.
Speaker 4: Just show you a few photos that Artemis claims I've
took on.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 4: Uh so we finally have photos of Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean this is the biggest I love that Instantly
Everyone's like.
Speaker 4: Nope, yeah, no, nobody, nobody's buying it. Yeah, uh so,
there you go.
Speaker 3: Is there any even stars out there? Did you see
the video, Johnny, will you look at Artemis taking off?
Have you seen that weird thing where like four chariots
kind of come down the side, like it's a very
weird thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very rare.
Speaker 4: You have to show me. All right, hold up, bringing
I just searched it on Twitter? Is it this thing
right here? Is that what he's playing out?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That thing? Watch this? What is that? What is that?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I assume it is.
Speaker 3: That's they think that's where they ask the astronauts really went.
Speaker 4: Really, Oh that's interesting. Okay. This says the pods leaving
are the emergency egress system needed for the astronauts of
Artemis in case of an accident at launch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's too obvious, but it is weird.
Speaker 4: That is weird. Yeah, that is weird.
Speaker 2: The you're you're killing me, Johnny, I just need you
know that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we'll do the we'll do the quotes. I
just wanted to say. I just thought this was hilarious.
The Columbian President said that, uh, cokaina is no worse
than whiskey. He repeated that, and I just thought what
we were Thoughking.
Speaker 3: Saying clean coke is is different than what they're selling
us now. But I mean, whiskey can lead to chaos,
and cocaine could lead to chaos. The fact that one
is the drug and one sold over the counter, it's
kind of laughable. Cokeine Jane will crush you quicker. Okay,
you can sip whiskey, you can't dabble in cocaine.
Speaker 4: Shout out just Haley becoming.
Speaker 2: Just looking hot.
Speaker 10: Fifty dollars, dude, fifty hot dollars, Yes, hot chick, fifty
dollars worth of like seventy five.
Speaker 4: Million missing and murdered, and they just went, that's right,
that's what the the mm I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, man, it's kind of sad.
Speaker 4: It's very sad. Te wind River, the best film about that,
by the way Taylor shared and early Tailor shared in
Fantastic Film. Uh t, Perez, Sammy Johnny, can you give
a new listener my brother, Moy, that's it's this real
Mooy the boy toy. Wow. Shout out. And what's your
take on Kirk Cousins showing the Raiders.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, real quick, Moy the boy Toy sounds like
a hot tran So shout out to your brother. Uh
second is I'm excited, dude. I think I think.
Speaker 2: That the Raiders are doing everything right.
Speaker 3: I do know expect for that for Fernando to just
set the league on fire.
Speaker 2: I mean, Troy Aikman had one of the no.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't either.
Speaker 2: I don't either, And he shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Let him get acclimated, like give him to this notion
of pushing these guys right out and just hope and pray,
you know, let him play for a little while. I
don't know how much Kirk Cousins has left in the tank,
but he seems to be like totally in on. Hey man,
I'm gonna play, and then if he doesn't, and then
once he gets good enough, he'll play. Like if I
pay me twenty mil to get just standing for you, Johnny.
Speaker 4: I would have been getting paid hourly now. I would
have been happy to have him on the on the panthers.
You don't want me getting paid hourly. By the way,
I'm telling you that.
Speaker 2: Uh, well, you don't know what the hourly is.
Speaker 4: Whatever it is, Uh okay. So we got another shout
out here from Austin Van Day says, please shout out
to my little brother noodle. Are these real names?
Speaker 2: Does anyone have real noodle? Noodle? Anyone have real friends
with real names? All my children?
Speaker 4: Wow, the shout out. Shout out noodle, shout out the noodle. Uh,
flavors of the forest garlic with.
Speaker 3: We love flavors of the forest garlic. Gonna eat something,
I'm gonna throw a little on my steak.
Speaker 4: And then enjoy getting their weekly two dollars. Ad do
not cook with it.
Speaker 2: That's why I've been told you just throw it on.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, Is that really something you know about or
are you just talking?
Speaker 3: Yeah? He told me because I said I was gonna
cook with He's like, you don't cook with it, you
just throw it on.
Speaker 4: He sent you something I didn't get any Well, yeah, Johnny,
because because you're you're an hourly employee.
Speaker 2: Why would you get anything?
Speaker 4: Just Tayley says Johnny Stay, rebuking all that mess. I
don't know what you're talking about, but I agree she's.
Speaker 3: Talking about the hot trends and how everyone went gay
and comments section except for you.
Speaker 4: Yes, go, Gotham says, Speaking of scams, James Lee did
a short on the guy who quote mind.
Speaker 3: This is creepy and and you know, Joe Rogan felt
that when he said he got his.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh dude, this is a little bit more
than that. Wait, happy birthday, Jamie Stott. Happy birthday, Jamie.
Stop happy happy, happy birthday. Wait, look at that.
Speaker 4: It was something spookie or something like some spiritual Yeah,
like like.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are thinking this guy's Israelis. The
Israelis give him his pin number? Oh oh a hack?
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought you made it was something like magical. Okay,
I got you. Wow, Wow, Okay, I gotta watch that video,
James Leath all right, go, Gotham says. Hear about the
Afroman judge scolding the jury. No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: I mean we.
Speaker 4: Watched all that stuff though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like dude, these judges are like, wow,
why are you you you punished through cops. By the way,
the most shocking part of that whole trial was that
Afroman got five grand to play a giant concert, Like,
how does he even afford to get there with all
the bandmates? How do you how do you make five
grand from a Snoop Dogg concert?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: True World seventeen says, uh can't get that fire yao anymore? Sam,
love you guys.
Speaker 3: I agree, dude, True World seventeen, I agree. Think God,
I'm out of I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Sobriety's great.
Speaker 4: All right, that's it. That's it from our wonderful.
Speaker 3: Lot of gay dollars today, especially from hot Native Americans.
Speaker 4: You know what I was thinking, Sam, You know how
they don't have They don't tax tips anymore. Why wouldn't
these be tips? You shouldn't have to pay taxes on Johnny.
Speaker 3: You brought up a great point. I'm not tipping, I'm
not taxing. I'm tired of paying taxes. I paid too much. Dude,
all right, go go do the last guy, Go do
the last one. The tr tr k t O kal No,
not that one. Tr It's like fourth up right now,
Fifth up. It's just a guy in gray t r
k iregular a regular one. Oh okay, now it's six
up there it is. I'm trying to quit, Sam, Buddy,
you can do it if I quit speed, which is
ten times worse than Yeah, Yo, you can do it.
You just gotta get twenty four hours, buddy, just get
twenty four trust me. Man, you're just dancing with the
devil by doing this stuff. Man, when I see people
do cook, I'm like, what are you doing? And this
is from a drug addict, dude, It's so crazy. We're
at the store one time, the comedy store. This was
years ago, and this chit just starts to.
Speaker 2: Blow right there on the table, which twenty years ago
was a normal thing. Now it's like everyone just looked
at her, going, what are you doing. She's like, I
know my drug. Yeah, he take care of me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, those are famous last words. And she wasn't black,
by the way.
Speaker 4: Drew Banky says, Sam, let's talk about buston, and we
talked about.
Speaker 2: We talked about it just showed up, like just.
Speaker 4: Go up and go back earlier. And you got a
word for the people today who listen.
Speaker 3: It's not Keli Sober, Sam and Salmon sober sober except for.
Speaker 4: Uh, except for uh nicotine nicotine, Yeah, and pornography and pornography.
Speaker 3: I'm trying so hard. On day two, I'm fighting for
my life. Day three, actually i'm fighting.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hot trans By everybody, Bye, everybody, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Sorry about my voice today, brother, I know I sound terrible.
Apologies you look terrible. Thanks Sam, thanks for that. Yeah,
Christian