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Speaker 1: Hello Freddie ahead of another episode of Dumb and Jerry,

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and it's my sad duty to inform you all that

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Chuck Norris has finally gone and at an af day

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with undertaking. I didn't know Chuck Norris, but I had

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a labor one time called Norris from uproad. Any tools

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I needed? I check? Hey Norris, Chuck us up a

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lump ammer. Anyways, enjoy, I'll see thee.

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Speaker 2: This is the Tom and Jerry Show. Welcome you back

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to your regular schedule programming. We can't get away with

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another omnibus edition this week time. We have to actually

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record a full episode.

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Speaker 1: It would be ac indo bollocks. But to be fair,

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to be fair to us, but you're not supposed to

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say sure you're not. But to be fair to us,

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we don't do it too often. And there and some

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well known podcasts out there there that trot out out

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the stuff left right and center. But at least there

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was a point to our drinking getting drunk, and we

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had just it with people enjoying it going nice nice

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one for the throwback.

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Speaker 2: Lets you know like a good pind againness Tom, it

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went down real smooth. How are you all keeping everybody.

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I'm Jerry McBride. That is Tom. O'Mahoney, we didn't record

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an episode last week. Thank you all very much for

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chiming in on our old drinking stories that we put

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out as to make good. I think we might have

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a few more of them down the way. Tom, you

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know we're gonna keep shoe in the back cheer.

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Speaker 1: It's when you go back through it. I was shuddering

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just listening to the stories because I had to go

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back through season five. Anybody wants to have againder back

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through the yester years. If this is your first outing

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with Tom and Jerry and the damn near one hundred

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episodes of this this new I suppose take on Tom

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and Jerry.

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Speaker 2: The current iteration of them.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, jer when you're listening back to him, like fuck,

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hell did I not die seventeen thousand times?

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Speaker 2: Like I'll tell you. When you listen back to the

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old episodes, Tommy, you're like, Jesus, why did we record

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for four hours at a time?

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Speaker 1: I know, but look, you you live, and you learn.

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You need to learn to tighten things up. It's so

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funny out time to change. I'm so proud of myself.

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I was in Goldway the weekend. Thank you everybody, to

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the lovely people that sold out the town Hall theater

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for me. You were fucking lovely. But I was so

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tempted yanker for chocolate, and I've been offul then. This

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is where I'm at now from the drinking stories. Back

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in the day, I was hanging for chocolate like a

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pregnant yeack, I do want to chocolate. I don't know

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what it was. I was getting offers of chips left,

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right and center. Got myself a bag of chips, but

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I abstained and I passed ninety four Petro stations on

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the way home. And we know petro stations are full

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of two things petal diesel. That's two things, and the

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third thing is chocolate and chocolate. Yes, like you ain't

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getting sasidious.

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Speaker 2: Tom, It's like you don't want a bar, you want

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two bars for a five or two bars? You think

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I'm saving one of them to the morning.

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Speaker 1: That'll get me to the next for a Petro station

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or that? Or would you? Are you sure you don't

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want to like an eleven your chocolate part of the

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size of a car door because you've got a long

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journey ahead of the Tom, like we you know what

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I do need the energy, but no I abstained. I abstained.

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I didn't. That's where I'm at your That's what.

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Speaker 2: I I Your stead, buddy, I made it up in

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your stead. I had like a fool. Last week I

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was away on a on a family holiday to New York,

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New York, and I just want to give a shout

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out to the Monahan Society of New York for her

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letting me and my family march with them in the

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New York Saint Patrick's Day Parade.

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Speaker 1: Why you were adorable? You were adorable, big Irish hits

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like you looked like you were plants like you. If

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if Americans drew drew Irish people in the smile in

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this albu you were so smiley and wavy and it

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was adorable.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Tom. I gotta tell you, if you

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were along, if you were in the crowds, the hundreds

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of thousands of people that crowded up and down Fifth Avenue,

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and you were looking at the Saint Patrick's Day Parade

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and you said yourself, fuck me, that's very like your

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man McBride. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was just some American actor just done up to

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look like Jerry.

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Speaker 2: McBride, Yeah, exactly what about? Hey what hi? And then

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I left the parade and went on to eat a

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six thousand calorie meal. New York. Hell of a time.

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But I'm gonna tell you, Tom, the Pogues weren't lying.

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The fucking wind goes right through your buddy.

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Speaker 1: It sticks you to the ground, you know the way

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You're somethingle here going ah, yes, well it's minus twenty

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voter at home, but it's a different cold. It does

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not hurt your body. Well, okay, we'll take Eastern Europeans

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at the world. But I don't care what anybody says.

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Whatever's going on in New York, Philadelphia, Boston and Chicago,

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nobody should be there through those months.

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Speaker 2: It's great, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine back in the day when it wasn't

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even warm stuff to be wearing? There were hardy people,

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as say back then, hence why mostly Irish people stayed there.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is the two Yeah, we came over from

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the Blaskins and we're like mild.

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Speaker 1: Out, miles out, sweating bullets here in this minus night.

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Do you know how to make themselves feel better about

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the cold? Over there? They still use fahrenheit. Oh it's

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thirty two degrees. Okay, all right, that's that's still for comparison.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah, exactly, that's that's the kind of temperature that

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we hang meat at over Home Career, Tom. It is

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with the merging, funny to say it is with the

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merging of America and Ireland like we had last week.

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It carries over into this week's show. It becomes part

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of the big news that we kick every show off with. Folks.

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We're talking about the scuttle bought, the re raw, the weekly,

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what have you. This is a very complicated case, mad

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You know, a lot of Ian's, a lot of outs,

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a lot of what have you, and a lot of

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strands to keep.

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Speaker 1: In my head, man, things I've gotten out of hander

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And who would have thought? What nation would possibly have

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taken a situation that was already a bit of a

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pain in the hole and made it twice as worse

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by culturally appropriating another situation.

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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, it's it's some people look for.

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Speaker 1: Trouble, they do, and none better than the US.

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Speaker 2: The US. No I didn't. I didn't know this why

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I was in America, but I heard it on my

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way back, and I said it to Tom and the

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face fell of them. What are we talking about? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Will?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: Messaged me? And literally my reply was they want to

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cut that out fucking straight away. That was my exact reply.

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And what essentially has happened. And no, America haven't started

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another war somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Else, honestly, Yeah you want to cut that out as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they would, But this is them just just over

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each and just be over the top of Americans when

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things and we do. We do have relatives there, you

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know what I mean. I lived in the place for

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a while. I like it, but you need to cut

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this ship out bad enough. Through Christmas chare that we

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had this elf on the shelf shit going on up

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and down the globe. Now Americans have decided, well, an

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American toy manufacturer, not out or whatever whatever you'd call it,

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have trends that are moneymaker capitalists, all probably made in

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Asia or somewhere. But they're now jumped on the bandwagon

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when it comes to lead up to Saint Patrick's Day,

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and they've decided to get not the help in the shelf,

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but the leprecaun acting the ballacks.

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Speaker 2: They have Elf in the shelfed Leprechauns, a game that

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is spreading throughout kindergartens and primary schools in America, whereby,

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if you leave out a trap for a leprechaun on

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Saint Patrick's Day, you may not trap the leprechaun, but

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when you check the trap in the morning, you will

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find sweeties, maybe a couple of dollars, like box of

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Lukie charms, whatever it might be. Number One, it's more

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unnecessary shit for parents to do. There's the Easter Bunny,

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there's fucking tooth fairies and Santa and Elf on the shelf.

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Nobody's looking for another job to do as a parent, Okay,

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and now all of a sudden we have to orchestrate

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traps for leprechauns. But Tom, it's the least of our

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worries that parents have more to do. There's something far,

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far more worrisome, Clay here.

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Speaker 1: What there is? Because not only are they it's not

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that they're not just leaving at that, because of course

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families have taken on. They're they're going with the whole

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fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's no sense in doing things by halves

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to be better than the next family up there.

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Speaker 1: They're all give like they're like they're staying in character.

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there has on Sundays two Sundays ago and have been

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causing me him ever since. Mike Newman, Fuck you, Mike,

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fuck you. He so by all accounts, Oh he died,

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dyed the dog's hair green. He was a.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do pranks. It's elf on the shelf.

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Speaker 1: In the green outfit.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Now, you keep on pushing, pushing

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the buttons Americans, and you think that's going to be okay.

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But you have clearly not listened to the Tom and

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Jerry episode when it came to pish Oaks because you're fucked.

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If you you can, you can test it all you want,

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but between loan bushes and these fellows and the fairy folk,

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I'm not pushing this one. There. This I don't care.

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Even if he finds out about it. It's novel, I

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don't care. I'll give him. I'll let him listen to

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our Pits episode. I don't care that we we course

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swear every two sentences. I'll let him listen to it

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and then he can make his own mind up if

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he wants to draw that kind of trouble down to

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top of him.

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Speaker 2: We want to say for new listeners of the Tom

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and Jerry McBride is that we do not fully one

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hundred percent believe in little folk, leprechauns, fairies, the fay

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folk and the other kin. But with that being said,

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we know to stay the fucking right side.

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Speaker 1: Of them one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: Do I believe in it? No? Am I gonna chop

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down a loan brush?

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Speaker 1: Also, no, there you go. So it's a there's a

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duplicity there in in action. Jer It's as well to

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live at the fuck alone, because.

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Speaker 2: You think, for a second, Tom, I'm laying out a

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trap for a leprechaun. You've another thing coming.

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Speaker 1: Well, there are a handful of things that they want

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to most definitely have been known for. And this I

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mean listen oral traditions from down through the years. Like

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people tend to take the Native Americans deadly serious when

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they've got seventy two words for Bigfoot, right exactly? Well, okay,

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all right, well let's keep looking for Bigfoot. And in

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a real case, the Irish have been around for nearly

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as long. I mean, if you if you really look

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back into we've been around for thousands of years or

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a Celtic carry on and all the rest of long

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before organized religion got here. And these fellows were talked

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about long before that. And I mean even still, there

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is no nice part. And I don't not talk about

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Darbio gilland there's no nice part of these lads that.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about, mister America. My god, that Leprecaun came

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around and died. Okay. A Leprechaun is not coming around

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to die your dog's hair green. Okay. A Leprechaun is

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not King Brian from Darbio Grill. Like a leprechn is

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an evil.

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Speaker 2: They don't mess around.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing. Like they they're spiteful, like

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they are known. They will just plague you for what

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you believe is bad luck. You go out to the car,

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fucking tires punctures, right, that's the first start of it.

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You go back, keep snapped in the lock. Fuck you

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know what I mean? The shoes one of your shoes

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go missing. These are all just light hearted things, and

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it sounds like good crack. You know what I mean, Ash,

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it's on even a crack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's only a minor inconvenience until they keep coming.

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Speaker 1: But they will keep coming, and there is no there

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is no What we're to believe is there's absolutely no

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there's no worry about full on retaliation from these well

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as like they don't there. They will win, that's the answer.

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They will always win on the on these occasions. So

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if you have been fucking about one or even a

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representation of one, there's every possibility that you've pissed one off.

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And as the Jerry said about cutting down the lone

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bush or you know, you cut down a white horn

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or black torn or whatever. If you see two of

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them that can see each other and you decide I'm

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taking one that because these are the gateways, and you

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are like your animals will die. You think dying it green?

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Speaker 2: How about it just dying? Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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And we've we've gone through this before in previous episodes.

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I'm not afraid of these guys, Tom, We're not afraid

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of them. We just kind of have a little bit

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of sense to not you know, invoke them. For example, Tom,

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I know that if you break a mirror you don't

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get seven years bad luck. But you don't see me

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going through Ikia with hammers. No, there you go smacking

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mirrors for the crack of it. I'll avoid the breaking

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of a mirror if it's all possible. Well, that's because

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why would you bring it upon yourself?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, exactly why would you bring it upon upon yourself?

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Speaker 2: And you've known plenty of digger men, Tom that when

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asked to dig up a fairy foth or dig up

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a loan bush, they'll just turn around, can't you be?

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All right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And you go. And I know people who listen to

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actually there only you know uneducated cultures. And when you're like,

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well that uneducated cultures sitting into their brand new land cruise.

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So you know what I mean. If he's able to

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get there in life, I'm all right, he's done everything

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right so far.

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Speaker 2: I've got to tell you, like, you know, twenty.

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Speaker 1: Grand machine and an eighty grand JEP sitting beside him.

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I'm gonna take his word for grant.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you another one again. Tom. You

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tell me to cut down a lung bush, I'm going

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to tell you a story that I heard about when

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I was small, about how someone cut down a lung

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bush and woke up every night with torns in his bed.

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Did that happen? No? Did it scare me for life? Absolutely? Tom, Absolutely,

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you don't mess with wee byes.

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Speaker 1: No. Well, I mean if if you are trying to

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push it, they'll they will come back like they've They're

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known for ruining all the food throughout the house. Yes,

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that's just an easy thing to.

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Speaker 2: Which in America is a push because it's ninety percent

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ruined to begin with.

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Speaker 1: It is, or it's absolutely full of preservatives, you know

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what I mean, And it's it's tasteless and it's start with.

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But you can also like they can cast malicious curses, spells,

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mysterious diseases can be brought down upon you. I mean

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suddenly your head the goat of human doing your five

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day day. The next you know, and you've got corlito.

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Speaker 2: You've got a dose of the o chakracies.

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Speaker 1: Miniscus is starting to play up, you know, Tennis, elbow,

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bad hip, all this ship. It's as well to stay

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clear of these things like elf on a shelf. I mean,

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you're still you know, if you dug enough, like it's

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an elf, you know, representation of a water sprite, you know.

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Speaker 2: With your shadow of a dead Tom. I got to

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tell you that the elf on the shelf, the elves

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that are Santa's helpers are almost certainly some sort of

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Germanic cramp at demons.

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 2: I think we're freaking imput the devil kind of things

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that that that that are like malicious. But they've been.

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Speaker 1: You know, cartoonized and.

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Speaker 2: Metellized Igain through the years, and they're trying to do

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the same with lapacauns, and I got it. I gotta

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wish them the best in the future endeavors. But like you,

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I cannot see one single Irish household ever ad up

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in this shit. Although mind you, I said that about

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el from the shop ten years agoing here I am

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every goddamn Christmas.

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Speaker 1: The problem is is the kids will see it, and

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the kids of today aren't getting the core frightened out

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of them by elderly grandparents. Well I say that, but

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my parents have absolutely no problem in scaring. They live

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in pit Jesus out.

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Speaker 2: Device If there are indeed any grandparents over in Ireland

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that are as Irish as they claim to be. Yes,

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I'm yes, I'm Irish. I'm Irish. Okay, well if you are,

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then you need to sit your family down and say, lads,

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there's a reason we're afraid of the dark.

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Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, elves are Scandinavian from origin, they say. And again,

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our spiteful little bastards, biteful bastards. Yeah, who will not

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play they Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well, there you go.

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Speaker 1: It's it's something you draw in trouble on yourself. Don't

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have killed people, it would seem that have crossed our

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paths wrongly or rightly.

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Speaker 2: What what is an elf other than a Swedish leprechaun?

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There you go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and ikea leprechaun.

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Speaker 2: Nikea leprecaun. Tom, I gotta tell you we're gonna move

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on with the show here a little bit. But to

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all our American friends, have at it. Enjoy Saint Patrick's

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Day or Patty's Day as you are known to call it.

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But if you want fool's advice, let me tell you this.

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Enough with the lepre con rapt lads, Yeah, because that

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is enough bad fortune heading your way, you know what

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I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, you've already poked enough situations.

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Speaker 2: That you haven't poked enough bears to begin Oh, by

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the way, Tom's speaking of bears, we gotta move on

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to the next segment of the show because, like you know,

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we could have talked about the little lads as being

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these lads, but we're going to talk about some other

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lads that came in late. And we like the cut

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of our jib. Every week on the Tom and Jerry Show,

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we talk about people that don't just be like, oh yeah,

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this lad, it's oh yeah, this lad.

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Speaker 1: Now there's that guy. And despite the fact that Jerry

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did a hint of an Australian accent there, we're not

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going back to Australia for this one.

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Speaker 2: This to India and this wasn't that accent tell you

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that much. Tom and Jerry Show is on shaky enough

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ground to begin with.

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Speaker 1: I would there's be a point during this story Jerry's

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going to accidentally do the accent. Do you know what.

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I'm an Indian friend. He loves the accent, he says,

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it's just his is endearing that somebody is far away

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from from India is giving it a go.

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Speaker 2: He's a good not an endorsement. Tom.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he's the same guys. You know he's he's

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a stand up comic, so he's a darkness humor anyway,

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so maybe he's you know.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to stay on the side of caution anyway,

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Tom as we head off for this week's This Lad,

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which is indeed in India, specifically the Sambal District, Utar Pradesh,

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if I'm reading this correct, where the farmers have encountered

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an unfortunate event monkeys do you know.

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Speaker 1: Here, like we've blight? Do you know what I mean?

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They're different sort of weavils and stuff like that little

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eat your grain. I mean, India has tough. Sometimes they've

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got like fact they sometimes you're up against it when

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fucking monkeys are just appearing and eating.

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Speaker 2: Your monkeys are appearing. And you know, we're not a

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very political podcast here on the Tom and Jerry Show,

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just expect more of this, folks. With deforestation, climate change

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and the whole lot running rampant through India, monkeys are

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leaving their habitats and moving through agricultural areas where they've

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never been before and saying, well, why am I in

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a forest that's either being chopped down, burnt down, or

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just uncomfortable to be in when I can be several

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provinces over when all of a sudden there's like all

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the potatoes and strawberries I can eat, and so be it.

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In the Sambo district didn't really have a monkey problem before,

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but they got one now. One hundreds monkeys descended upon

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the farms in the area Jesus.

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Speaker 1: And what was their their their their vegetable of choice

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was the potatoes.

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Speaker 2: Potatoes, tom and strawberries. So like I say, you said there,

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it's one thing to have a blight to be walking

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through your crops and notice stains on the on the

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leaves like I don't like the look at that, or

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weevils eating crops on the thing. It's another thing to

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look out and see monkeys kicking back in the sun.

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Speaker 1: Jumping into usually poking strawberries, and about the Wexford of India.

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Speaker 2: Is having a great old time.

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Speaker 1: So because because of course, of course, for anybody who's

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along his history buff or legs, No, that's a stupid

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shot out of Tom's head. That's where our potatoes are fromer.

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Speaker 2: Introduced, so i'd imagine.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, same as cattle. Britain and Ireland did

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not have cattle until well, Walter Rally brought the potato here,

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and cattle were brought over and first to Hereford, hence

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the Hereford the Hereford.

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Speaker 2: Right, I always knew Rally brought over potatoes. Yes, correct,

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I will hold my hands and say I did not

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know where he brought them over from there you go, India,

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There you go.

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Speaker 1: India was the shit back in the day. They also

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tried to look after us Jordan the famine by sending

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over ten thousand they equiding ten thousand pounds in rupees

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their emperor king at the time, but unfortunately he sent

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it by the way of Queen Victoria. All right, Okay,

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he's give it out to the poor lads that are starving.

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They will. Yeah, I'm away, I'm off to Vegas for

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the weekend, Blackpool for the weekend, and put them all

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and put it all on red.

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Speaker 2: You know, I gotta tell you time. We thought we'd

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get out of a next book in the Brits, but

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here we are. Anyway, Let's get back to this monkey

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problem in India. Farmers in the area have tried everything

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to get rid of these guys, but you couldn't shoot.

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Speaker 1: Enough from Jared. That's the honest, true not at all.

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I challenge you to shoot one tom to be fair

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to that's a very valid point, because it's one thing

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to thin plotting along on four legs. But when you've

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got a monkey that can is happy, just as happy

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swinging through the fucking air as he is peddling along

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the ground at twenty five miles an hour.

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Speaker 2: He's only he's not taller than the potato plants.

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Speaker 1: Best a look. I mean, he'd want to be full

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to the rig of spuds before you get it. Get

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a shot off on him, and if there's one hundred whatever,

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they're gonna have that gun. They're gonna have that gone

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off you soon enough.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you today, his lads they have

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tried everything. They have tried banging pots and pans, they

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have tried just running at them with brooms, and I

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guess you know it would have taken me, I guess

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a little bit longer to get here, but they got

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there quicker than anybody else. They decided that they only recourse,

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the Indian farmers in the province, the only recourse to

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get against the monkeys.

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Speaker 1: Let me guess, uh singing the British nation, and.

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Speaker 2: You don't make the Tom and Jerry Show. By that

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Tom oh, No, these gentlemen are dressing up as bears

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and running into the fields, and I have questions. Yeah,

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I have a couple of questions. Tom Okay, So these

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gentlemen are dressing up in bear costumes, which they're my

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eye look quite just good.

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Speaker 1: I've googled them here and how they're fairly rudimentary.

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Speaker 2: Fairly rudimentary. They say that they bought them. I don't

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know where they bought them from. These look quite they

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look like the bears in say, if your local school

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put on goldilocks on the three bears, and these will

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be the costumes that to put the kids out in.

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Speaker 1: No, No, this is the costume that your mother finds

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out you're one of the bears the night before, yes,

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00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:56,119
and cuts up one of your own lads, fucking jackets.

470
00:22:56,519 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 2: Like the face seems to be made entirely of doctor yep.

471
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,079
And it doesn't look like a bear, come to be

472
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:08,400
honest with you, now, it looks like a tall monkey.

473
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: That's I wasn't fully sure what was happening with these lads.

474
00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:15,000
It's but now when I've read that, I'm reading then

475
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:17,079
through it now because I yeah.

476
00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:24,599
Speaker 2: Okay, so they dress up as bears, they walk into

477
00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:30,960
the field and monkeys by the dozen scatter. They're like,

478
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,880
fuck the strawberries, lads, let's get out of here.

479
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,519
Speaker 1: I wonder who is the lad because there's still I'm

480
00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:39,000
reading here, it's groups groups of monkeys up to two

481
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,160
hundred and fifty times that they're they're fucking organized there.

482
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: They're organized, the monkeys.

483
00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 1: They're not just coming in and eating this bubs and

484
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,720
the strabs. They're wrecking the gap as well. They're busting

485
00:23:50,759 --> 00:23:53,920
things up. My one and only interaction with the monkey

486
00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:59,319
was we were I was doing a land survey using

487
00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:06,400
I was doing a land survey in a Photo Wildlife

488
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,160
park just beside Photo Wildlife Park for a new part

489
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,960
of a golf course. Yes, only to hear the news now.

490
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,079
I was using a golf bugget gator at the time

491
00:24:16,319 --> 00:24:19,960
to go driving around with this little satellite thing on

492
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,039
top of it. And somebody said there's a monkey after

493
00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:25,960
getting loose, and I went, is it under on my

494
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,359
radio that I had? I went, is that a monkey

495
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,119
or a chimp? They want? What's the difference is one

496
00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:36,160
would eat us the other is just gonna eat everything else.

497
00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:38,400
They went yeah, no, I don't think he's gonna eat us.

498
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,960
It turns out it was a monkey. But they managed

499
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,119
to corral him. The greenkeepers managed to corral him into

500
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:49,119
the greenkeeper shed, talk him down. There wasn't a thing

501
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:53,680
left in one park, like he put everything in two halves.

502
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:58,200
He broke rags, he broke strimmers, he broke all around him,

503
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,920
the strength of this thing. When ape shit to keep early, Yeah,

504
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,200
literally flung shit fucking like a dirty protests inside their

505
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,000
wrecked everything, bust open bags of seed. And he's only

506
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,359
in there five fucking minutes. To be fair, I sat

507
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,920
there from one hundred yards back on the eating crips

508
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,119
while listening to this unbelievably entertaining thing. They came up, drank, dirt,

509
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,480
darted him, dragged him off into a trolley and fucked

510
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:26,480
him back in over the head, just drag into But

511
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,960
to think, if two hundred and fifty of those little

512
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,960
savages showed up, you're fucker.

513
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,279
Speaker 2: Oh you're gone. So I guess you know, like I said,

514
00:25:34,319 --> 00:25:37,759
it might have taken me another six months of trying.

515
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,079
You would have got there there, I would have got there.

516
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,960
So we've got these Indian farmers dressed as monkeys a

517
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,240
bigger part of dressed as bears, lions and tigers and bears.

518
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,440
On my they look quite foolish. But by all accounts,

519
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,960
the monkeys are terrified them, or at least they're terrified

520
00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:59,839
enough to scatter momentarily. The monkeys tom will come back.

521
00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,279
Speaker 1: This is the thing. And I think because monkeys are

522
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,279
let's be honest, they're not very far away from us.

523
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 2: No, they're not.

524
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:12,079
Speaker 1: Whatever your beliefs are in evolution, them lads are fair

525
00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:14,000
fucking clothes. When you look one of them in the face,

526
00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:15,480
they're fair close to us.

527
00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 2: They're figuring it out when they see what they first

528
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,400
initially think to be a bear coming for them. Next

529
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,960
time they're going to look a little bit closer and say,

530
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,480
hang on to the Tmu tae ganging off that bear.

531
00:26:26,039 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: Time for the costumes to start upgrading as the lads

532
00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:33,799
are gone. Absolutely, the upgrades and costumes we need to see,

533
00:26:33,839 --> 00:26:37,119
like the thing that looked like it was molested fucking

534
00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:41,920
Leonardo DiCaprio and in the Bear Bear. Yeah, in watch

535
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,839
the Color Reverend. So what was it called?

536
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,559
Speaker 2: Not deliberate revenant?

537
00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:47,519
Speaker 1: Revenant And it was a strange word.

538
00:26:47,519 --> 00:26:49,079
Speaker 2: The most unrealistic movie ever.

539
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, come on, but yeah, you know, you

540
00:26:53,759 --> 00:26:56,240
could easily fight off that bear of course, good of course,

541
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,720
good chair. Instead he just lay there and just took

542
00:26:58,759 --> 00:27:02,759
it like some sort of That's where they need to

543
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:04,599
get to. They need to get to, you know, the

544
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,799
sort of thing that is hilariously huge they need.

545
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they what their problem is. They're putting out a

546
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,759
man in a bear costume. They want to put two

547
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:15,000
men in a bear costume.

548
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,039
Speaker 1: Ye, now you're talking on their show on the shoulders

549
00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:18,839
of the other one, like.

550
00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: On the shoulders pantomime, donkey kind of ubdrs. I'll be

551
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,640
the front now.

552
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: You know, proper roars and proper proper clothes, like I

553
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,000
wouldn't do any harm. If you got into a fight

554
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,680
with one of them, I can just fucked him up.

555
00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:33,519
Do you know what I mean? If you could, if

556
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,599
you could just put the word out there, because those monkeys,

557
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,920
I guarantee you as we speak, are sitting in the

558
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,599
near trees, going hold on a second. We heard about

559
00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:45,920
these bear things. Is that one of them? Because we're

560
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,400
not that much smaller than that dangerous We have said

561
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,200
many times on the Tom and Jerry Show.

562
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 2: I have said it. Tom has backed me up with

563
00:27:56,519 --> 00:28:00,240
no argument. Bears ain't ship. Bears ain't ship. You fight

564
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,400
a bear, no problem. Yeah, of course you know you will.

565
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,319
You will overwhelm and fight a bear, no problem. If

566
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,200
I personally can fight a bear easy, then two to

567
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,519
three monkeys can stick and move enough to take a

568
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:14,079
bear down. And it's only a matter of time before

569
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,400
they work that out. And the farmers in this district

570
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,960
in India have to go back to the drawing board

571
00:28:20,319 --> 00:28:21,319
now they do.

572
00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: Here's we were almost going to talk about it a

573
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,119
couple of months back, but there was there was talk

574
00:28:29,319 --> 00:28:31,759
in I think it was. It was another It was

575
00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:36,279
somewhere in Asia, whether it the Koreans or what they

576
00:28:36,319 --> 00:28:38,680
had they were wondering had like this. They had a

577
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:44,200
sun bear in do just you remember said it was

578
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,200
a sun bear in a compound or whatever. And people

579
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,319
are looking on, going that's no more a fucking sunbear

580
00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:51,119
and a man the moon. It's a blow dressed the sunbar.

581
00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:53,799
But the high up and low down are going No.

582
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,240
I swear to God, I swear to God it is

583
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,880
it's it's a sun beear. When I'm just looking to

584
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,160
see what, like, what kind of bears they actually have there,

585
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,279
so they obviously have They have sun bears, which are

586
00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:08,359
very very but they're small little fuckers. They're not worth

587
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,440
the ship, right. They have the humilation brown bear. Is

588
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,440
it going to believable down in the Sambal used to hire,

589
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,799
used to the fucking Himalayas. Now they have the black.

590
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: Bear, which is what I think they're going for here.

591
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, also known as the moonbear, which is a way

592
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,920
cooler name shows to everybody.

593
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,799
Speaker 2: He might have changed up my tactic for a moonbear.

594
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're they're they have the slots bear, but

595
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:36,640
that guy, you know, he's only eating termites and fucking

596
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:38,720
So I think they're going for the black bear. And

597
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,519
I'm just looking at what I'm here is Yeah, they

598
00:29:40,599 --> 00:29:41,960
still got a fucking way to go there.

599
00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:43,759
Speaker 2: They got a way to goad this out a little

600
00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:44,000
bit here.

601
00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they geez like, in all fairness, them some stupid,

602
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,000
stupid fucking monkeys.

603
00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: Those are dumb monkeys and the team I like. I

604
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,200
like animals, don't get me wrong, but I'm team Farmer

605
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:58,960
on this one. I want these guys to survive and

606
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,839
make a living and all this kind of thing. And

607
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,480
as the story goes on to say that this is

608
00:30:02,519 --> 00:30:06,200
only a temporary situation. They will get used to the

609
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,319
bear costumes. They will come back and eat and not

610
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,000
for nothing. As well, with the rated deforestation, land erosion,

611
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,000
et cetera, more monkeys are going to be spilling out

612
00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:18,359
into the countryside. Who knew this was the way the

613
00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:20,519
world ends, Tom, We all thought it would be tidal

614
00:30:20,559 --> 00:30:23,960
waves and volcanoes and shit. No, no, just displace monkeys

615
00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:27,880
soaring through agricultural land, eating up the bread basket of

616
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,319
the world.

617
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm holding my hand in the air here like I'm

618
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,119
in school. I absolutely saw it going this way. Oh okay,

619
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:38,480
I'm just I didn't see it going any other way.

620
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,160
Slots bear, So I got that totally wrong. Slot bears

621
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,559
are psychopaths. Oh really, Yeah, they're fucking psychopaths. They'll only

622
00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:48,319
cause slot bears because they've got really long claws and

623
00:30:48,359 --> 00:30:51,160
that's about it. Their teeth are ferrosius. They'll fight a

624
00:30:51,279 --> 00:30:55,559
fucking lion. Hey, I've got one for you. How about

625
00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:57,799
you just go ahead and get theirself a bear?

626
00:30:58,119 --> 00:30:58,559
Speaker 2: Get a bear.

627
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: This dressing up shit, just feeding fucking monkeys.

628
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:05,039
Speaker 2: How's that, I gotta tell you? Dressing yourself up as

629
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:07,759
a bear to scare off monkeys is step one on

630
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,920
your road to the most embarrassing death ever.

631
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,039
Speaker 1: Ah, and you know they're going to take pictures, do

632
00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:14,599
you know what I mean?

633
00:31:14,599 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 2: As you know, he's yeah, what happened to? What happened Tom? Right?

634
00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:21,279
You know? He I told him not that he dressed

635
00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:22,359
up as a bear to go out and chase the

636
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,799
monkeys in the bottle for a while. When he didn't

637
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:29,000
realize that Tom and strawberries for dinner.

638
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:31,799
Speaker 1: One day, one just jumped on it was a fucking

639
00:31:31,839 --> 00:31:34,279
black belt in jiu jitsu and just choked him to

640
00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:36,480
the ground in a triangle and the rest just fucking

641
00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:39,279
tore him to ribbons, got him down.

642
00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: It was academic. After that.

643
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: They could hear him scream for up to an hour.

644
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,759
It was fucking blood curdling.

645
00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 2: Well, folks, there we go. We wish them the best

646
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,599
in their future endeavors, but we're gonna move on because

647
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,000
we've got one last segment of the show to take you,

648
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,799
fine folks through. Me and Tom are not young gentlemen,

649
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,839
both mid forties. We've been around since the early eighties,

650
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:06,160
seen a lot of shit come on, a lot of

651
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,559
shit go, and we look back on how the world

652
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,680
has changed for us. In our closing segment, we remember

653
00:32:12,759 --> 00:32:16,119
when when I was a young lad twenty or thirty

654
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,519
or forty years ago. Tom, It cannot be stated enough

655
00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:23,480
that you and I came up in the golden age

656
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:28,559
of action movies. Yep ah, And we're now of an

657
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:32,599
age where some of our action movie heroes are starting

658
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,160
to grow old and pass away. We still have our

659
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,559
core three still up there, Arnold, Sly and Bruce. Bruce

660
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,799
is having his health troubles these days. God love them,

661
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,960
but they're old men. You've your next tier down, which

662
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,440
were your Gale, your Cigals, and your van Ham again

663
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,400
getting a little gray. And then you had another lad

664
00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:54,880
who could have been this lad, but we said we

665
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,400
put him into the last segment and said, who passed

666
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,920
away this week at the age of eighty six one

667
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:06,400
of the big action stars of our time, mister Chuck Norris.

668
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: Jesus is with a heavy heart. I got that. I

669
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:10,839
got the message from Jerry the other day and I

670
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,880
was I literally wrote back and I went, well, I'm

671
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,559
glad it's you that told me. Do you know what

672
00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:17,000
I mean? And not to herself wouldn't have put some

673
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:18,799
sympathy in it, but she would have just written it

674
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,039
like effect, you know that kind of way, here's one

675
00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:24,759
for the podcast, kind of like you don't understand, Jerry understands.

676
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:26,319
It's notped me in my tracks for a moment, you

677
00:33:26,319 --> 00:33:28,039
know that kind of way. It was like, there are

678
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,839
very few, you know, there's a handful of famous people

679
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,880
that I obviously have never met from my childhood where

680
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:41,279
you go, ah, fuck, ah shit when you hear it.

681
00:33:41,359 --> 00:33:44,319
Speaker 2: You know, it's the kind of thing and I'm sorry

682
00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:46,240
you didn't put a little bit more reverence on his

683
00:33:46,319 --> 00:33:47,960
name at the start there, Tom, But I'm gonna be

684
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,319
honest with you, I've seen a handful of Chuck Norris

685
00:33:51,359 --> 00:33:54,240
movies in my time, because I feel even by the

686
00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:58,759
time we came around in the early eighties, stallone and

687
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,519
Arnold and Bruce were on the rise. They were like

688
00:34:01,559 --> 00:34:05,720
the megastars, and Chuck his star had faded by the

689
00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:08,239
time I was in nineteen eighty six when I saw

690
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,800
Delta Force Force for the first time. Yeah, which, by

691
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,639
the way, six years of age is way too fucking

692
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:15,000
young to see Delta Force. But by the time I was,

693
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,960
he was like forty six. In that movie was he

694
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:20,440
forty six, he was he was like an old man

695
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,840
at not an old man, but he was an older

696
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,400
man at that point in time. So it wasn't that

697
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,719
we got him at the peak of his career, but

698
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,880
he started in some mighty fine shlock around the time.

699
00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 1: But there was I do remember, and I've talked about

700
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,320
this and anytime a movie comes up from from yesteryear

701
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,440
when we were small, and much like when you were small,

702
00:34:41,519 --> 00:34:44,719
you're watching shit that you shouldn't be watching. Yeah, but

703
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,239
I remember there was again from our bus driver who

704
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,559
had a video shop in town. He gave me the

705
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,760
poster from and this is a few years old. I

706
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,280
was I suppose it was in video at this at

707
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,840
the time, but it's got to be the late eighties.

708
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,239
And because I'm I must have been undertaen. But I

709
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,199
remember him giving me the poster to Missing an Action.

710
00:35:07,519 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Missing an Action.

711
00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember going, well, we're definitely watching this, and

712
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,519
the outflow was like, we're watching this.

713
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 2: A shadow over debt. That was the thing, like we

714
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:19,519
I saw a Delta Force and I remember Braddock. Missing

715
00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:21,880
an Action was another one of the Vietnam movies, and yeah,

716
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:23,079
kind of Rambo.

717
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,679
Speaker 1: Was that that's what I had version of it, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

718
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 2: And Chuck Norris was in Missing an Action, which was

719
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,559
like the shi En version of it, you know what

720
00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:31,920
I mean, Yeah, which, which is fine and there's a

721
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,880
place for that. But I don't know that he was

722
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,239
ever you know, I was never like, oh wow, Chuck

723
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,199
Norris as as a kid, I was just like buying

724
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,639
large familiar with the two Chuck Norris movies I watched

725
00:35:43,639 --> 00:35:47,000
in my youth were The Delta Force and the kids

726
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:49,440
movie he did called Sidekicks with one of the side

727
00:35:49,559 --> 00:35:53,320
from Home Improvements. Yes, no, it was like Karate Kids

728
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:53,840
sort of a thing.

729
00:35:54,039 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: I think that that it wasn't just the density of

730
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,880
his beard. My god, I had a dense foliage on

731
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:04,440
his face, but I he didn't have the bulge and muscles,

732
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,360
even though he stayed fit. And we talked about it,

733
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,760
Chuck and his son selling those fucking and you know,

734
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:13,800
the the machines, you know, the that it wasn't the Abroler,

735
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,840
but he was selling.

736
00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:17,639
Speaker 2: The Chuck Norris training system and the yeah yeah yeah,

737
00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:19,119
and ship like this.

738
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,639
Speaker 1: He never had the big bulgeon fucking gear. You know.

739
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,079
He was never full of steroids and say like the

740
00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:27,199
rest of him, So he didn't stand out for that,

741
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,519
but he always carried a level of legitimacy to him

742
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:35,400
because he was legit as fun when it came to fighting,

743
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,679
like he was a legit, you know, a third or

744
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:41,199
fourth then and he could always hark back even though

745
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,320
it's before our time. But I remember having been obsessed

746
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,599
with Bruce Lee movies as a child because I was

747
00:36:45,639 --> 00:36:50,000
into martial arts. And of course I can't no this

748
00:36:50,159 --> 00:36:52,320
is I haven't gone Google on this, but it's it

749
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,360
was either a return to the dragon, away of the dragon.

750
00:36:54,519 --> 00:36:56,840
It was the way of the dragon. He was in

751
00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:59,039
which is which is a Bruce Ley movie, and not

752
00:36:59,159 --> 00:36:59,559
for nothing?

753
00:36:59,559 --> 00:37:01,519
Speaker 2: Who goes hold it? Tod him in the middle of it.

754
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: Like Bruce said, And word on the street was he

755
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,760
could easily go toe to toe with Bruce and Bruce

756
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,880
is one of, you know, the fastest people on earth

757
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,400
at the time. But he they fought in was it

758
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,960
the Colisseum? I think they fought, yes, but they there

759
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,280
was no there was no choreographer in there with them.

760
00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:24,079
They choreographed themselves. I remember watching the documentary on it and.

761
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 2: Fuck it, we'll do it live.

762
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,039
Speaker 1: Well, No, they they stood out themselves. They stepped it

763
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,119
up and they went so there was no movie come

764
00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:33,599
food coming in. It was just one guy, like two

765
00:37:33,679 --> 00:37:37,559
guys who knew what they're gonna look. You make it

766
00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:40,719
look good, We're gonna do it well. Over a five

767
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,400
day period, they kicked the ship out of each other

768
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:46,679
and it was brilliant. And that's where he's legit. You're

769
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,079
kind of going, yeah, that's the one thing he had

770
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:50,119
over all of them.

771
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,039
Speaker 2: The rest of the stars, even the I did watch

772
00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:57,079
an interview with Chuck Norris where he was asked about

773
00:37:57,079 --> 00:37:58,800
who he thought was was good, and he said, well,

774
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,639
Jeann Claud van Dam is very good. I've trained with

775
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:04,079
John Claude. He's an excellent martial artist, and he's he's

776
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,960
good look and good physique and he's got a good

777
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
career ahead of him. I've trained with him, I know him.

778
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,760
He's a nice guy. I know Steven Segal and then

779
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,440
he just trailed off.

780
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: Yes he's an enigma, right, that mad bastard.

781
00:38:20,199 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: Jesus So, so yeah, he'll.

782
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: Be on this someday. He will be on this someday.

783
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,199
Speaker 2: Everybody's getting on this someday. So yeah, you know, there's

784
00:38:27,199 --> 00:38:30,199
a whole bunch of Chuck Norris movies out there, and

785
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,760
they all have your typical action movie names a Force

786
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,840
of One and I for an eye, lone Wolf McQuaid.

787
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,519
Speaker 1: It's probably one of the great Like if if the

788
00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:43,920
Simpsons made a movie, you know, I like an action movie,

789
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,519
that's what it would have been called Lone Wolf McQuaid.

790
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:52,440
But was that kind of the early the nxues of

791
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,000
like Walker Texas Ranger.

792
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 2: Walker Texas Ranger was born out of I want to

793
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,880
say yes. I want to say that because Walker Texas

794
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,920
Ranger came along Tom Again, we would have been teenagers

795
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,960
around about the time of that, and it ran for

796
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,159
like fucking eight years.

797
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: I I liked what I saw.

798
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,159
Speaker 2: I saw a few episodes, but I watched one episode

799
00:39:13,159 --> 00:39:15,280
of Walker Texas Ranger, and I'll tell you how. I'll

800
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,159
tell you how. It's why that sticks with me that

801
00:39:17,159 --> 00:39:19,800
I've watched one episode of the Walker Texas Ranger. I

802
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,639
watched one episode where he's like there's a fucking school

803
00:39:22,679 --> 00:39:24,440
boast with kids on it and he's trying to like

804
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,199
rescue them and all this kind of shit, and I

805
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,440
kind of passed no remarks, but it was what it was.

806
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:32,480
But then like the next year on Friends, it was

807
00:39:32,519 --> 00:39:35,519
a joke like Ross says to Monica, hasn't gone out

808
00:39:35,559 --> 00:39:38,039
with anyone for a while, and the kind of slagger

809
00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:39,719
a bit goes like, hey, by any chance, mincha what

810
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,000
happened on Walker Texas Ranger didn't And she goes, oh wow,

811
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,199
it was great Walker say this school boast full of

812
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,079
kids and it just shows that she hasn't been outside

813
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,679
the house in six weeks. And I was like, motherfucker,

814
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,800
I've seen that episode. That's the one episode I've seen.

815
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,440
I always just stuck with me. Here's the thing, right,

816
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,000
Chuck North. Yeah, the best thing we can say about

817
00:39:58,039 --> 00:40:00,880
his acting is that you could always see his face.

818
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,880
That's about it. Yeah, it was he never he kind

819
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,960
of looked directly away from the camera. He knew that much.

820
00:40:09,519 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: He he got to legendary status for nearly some of

821
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:18,519
the wrong reasons in the way that but he he

822
00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:21,400
he got anointed as being a legend a living and

823
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,800
you know, an anointed legend when he showed up. I

824
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,440
think he showed up in expendables too, and it was

825
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,960
it was a very cool moment because it's still one

826
00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:32,360
ran that ship and he knew who to bring in

827
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,199
like he brought in that lunder, and he brought in

828
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,239
Jason States, and he was a big get.

829
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 2: He was like, you know, a big can get everybody,

830
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,239
but they're not going to get Chuck because most he said,

831
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,440
Chuck Norris at that stage was nearly seventy years of age.

832
00:40:43,519 --> 00:40:44,480
Fucker could barely walk.

833
00:40:44,559 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: They're all larger that stage. They were all just cranked

834
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,679
on t RT and fucking steroids. Like, let's be honest,

835
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:56,880
But he much in all his people would would you know,

836
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,599
joke about Chuck Norris? And did he ever make a

837
00:41:00,599 --> 00:41:02,480
good movie? Did he ever make a good TV show?

838
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:07,760
I still think all the way back to he did

839
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,800
one called Coda Silence. I remember that wasn't terrible, But

840
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,119
I still think getting to fight Bruce that was it

841
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,039
that that locked you in. And he didn't fall away

842
00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:21,320
into total obscurity like a lot of guys did. He

843
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,119
He got the lead in what because there was a

844
00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:25,320
lot of guys that thought Bruce in movies who got

845
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,920
played the bad guy? You know, yes, do you remember

846
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,920
that tank? What was the name of Sammy something Rother?

847
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,400
He was an absolute fucking tank of an Asian guy.

848
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:36,719
He was in blood Sport. He thought Bruce at one

849
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,800
stage in some movie I think as well, never got

850
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,440
never got the kudos of of, you know, leading a

851
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,760
movie now, certainly never got the title a title character

852
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,920
name in a movie like Top Walker, Texas Range, which,

853
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,480
by the way, the name of the kids of Ricky,

854
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,119
Bobby and Teldega Nights.

855
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,679
Speaker 2: Remember a strain into Bruce Willis and Bruce Lean here

856
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,679
at the they remember one of one of the guys

857
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,000
that he either fought with or against and ended the

858
00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:06,639
Dragon with John Saxon, who turns up in fucking Nightmare

859
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:10,320
on Elm Street as the guard. Come here. Here's the

860
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,320
other thing about Chuck Norris. So we can't talk about

861
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,920
Chuck Norris without his number one. We've talked about his

862
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,440
contributions to cinema and to beards and to martial arts

863
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,239
in general. But Chuck Norris did something else that we

864
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,320
witnessed in real time in our journey from the early

865
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,760
eighties to hear Tom, Chuck Norris became in the early

866
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:36,000
two thousands, one of the first Internet memes. Yep, now

867
00:42:36,079 --> 00:42:37,920
here's the thing, Tom. I've always said.

868
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: One of the first and possibly the definitely the language

869
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,199
I would say.

870
00:42:43,079 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 2: The greatest meme well, you know what I'm gonna tell you.

871
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:51,639
Here's the thing, Tom, I've always said that the Internet

872
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,760
is based on comedy. It was built on comedy. The

873
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,239
Internet is built on cat videos and funny memes and

874
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,480
shit like this. Nobody bought a computer to access a

875
00:43:01,559 --> 00:43:04,960
big encyclopedia. They brought a computer because it was good

876
00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:09,199
crack and YouTube was built on skate border falling over.

877
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:14,000
You know, comedy is the oil that makes the Internet turn.

878
00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:17,519
And in the early two thousands, not everybody had a computer,

879
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:19,199
but it was starting to get into an age where

880
00:43:19,199 --> 00:43:21,800
there was a computer in every house and slightly before

881
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,679
the time when everybody had a computer in their pocket.

882
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:27,079
But we could communicate with each other in a way

883
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,119
never before seen. And one thing people learned that they

884
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,000
liked a lot was sending around what we now know

885
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,760
as memes. At the time, they were just called jokes folks.

886
00:43:38,079 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: Yep.

887
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 2: And one of the most earliest of these that I

888
00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:46,840
remember that was easy to replicate. Everybody could get it.

889
00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:50,679
It wasn't complicated, it wasn't hybrid humor, and pretty much everybody,

890
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,679
if they sat down a tottle, one could think of

891
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,719
one and share. It was a chuck Norris fact, which

892
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:02,280
was like a humorously overplayed example of how strong, tough

893
00:44:03,039 --> 00:44:08,400
or goddamn unkillable Chuck Norris really was. And many of

894
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,760
them are incredibly hilarious and pretty much all of them

895
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,880
fit within the one hundred and forty character limit of

896
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,519
a text message. Henceforth they spread quick.

897
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: The amount of times I've seen, you know, on Instagram

898
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,119
where they'll just stop Chuck with the family or whatever,

899
00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:24,920
as you know, a red carpeting or you know, some

900
00:44:25,039 --> 00:44:27,599
launch of a thing to go, Hey, Chuck, what's your

901
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:31,239
favous meme? And the whole family have them. They love them,

902
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,079
like there, He's.

903
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 2: In absolutely love them. I've got a couple of them

904
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,000
here for you, just you know some of my favorites here. Yeah,

905
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,719
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

906
00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: I love the absolute impossibility. Ones like just it's not

907
00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:47,079
physical possibility.

908
00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes

909
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,400
the earth down. Yes, yeah. And one that he actually

910
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,239
delivered himself. By the time twenty twelve and the Expendables two,

911
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,559
as you mentioned, rolled around, Chuck Norris was in on

912
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:02,960
the joke enough that he could give a Chuck Norris

913
00:45:03,039 --> 00:45:06,159
joke himself. Stillone says to him, I heard you were

914
00:45:06,199 --> 00:45:08,760
a bit by a king cobra, and Chuck Norris says, yeah,

915
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,760
but after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

916
00:45:16,159 --> 00:45:19,519
Speaker 1: One of my favorite ones. And it's so it's so subtle.

917
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:24,920
Is Chuck Norris can fold a fitted cheat? What a

918
00:45:25,079 --> 00:45:26,280
condum a yoke to fold?

919
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: You know there was one like Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

920
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,000
It's like like they're just they're so outlandish and and

921
00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:40,000
and and as we would say up our way, there's

922
00:45:40,079 --> 00:45:43,159
no badness in them. No, And I'm not going to

923
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,599
say like the Internet we have today wouldn't look like

924
00:45:45,679 --> 00:45:48,840
it looks without Chuck Norris, But I'm also going to

925
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,400
say maybe, I'm also gonna say he might it might

926
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,440
look slightly different if it wasn't for the advent of

927
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,559
Chuck Norris memes and people knowing that they loved.

928
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:02,199
Speaker 1: There's a guarantee you can see little. You could probably

929
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,639
if you could track the Internet and its growth, you

930
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:09,320
could probably see spikes of growth around certain things, whether

931
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,679
it was cats, whether it was you know, huge moments

932
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:18,400
in history. But I would say the perpetuation of Chuck

933
00:46:18,559 --> 00:46:21,639
Nurse memes got people in front of the computer, like

934
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,440
I can, I can. I can say that with a

935
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,239
degree as like and you look, there was a group

936
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,199
of us and this was before really like there was

937
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,880
no WhatsApp, but this was an email and we all

938
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:36,039
kind of work emails and on Friday maybe talks of

939
00:46:36,199 --> 00:46:40,239
sessions and whatnot in a chat of email, but invariably

940
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,519
somebody would throw up the memes, the jokes of the

941
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week something, and there would be definitely chucking.

942
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Speaker 2: There like without that. Well, just like you can use

943
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:52,119
Chuck Norris to trace the growth of the Internet, you

944
00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:54,320
can use this podcast to trace the death of Chuck

945
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,159
Nurse because he didn't need leave us last week at

946
00:46:57,199 --> 00:47:00,920
the age of eighty six, hadn't very active in the

947
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,119
recent years when it comes to TVs and movies and

948
00:47:03,159 --> 00:47:04,880
all that kind of thing. And I'm just gonna come

949
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,400
out and say, Tom, Chuck Norris was a flag waving

950
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,840
American all his life. So you don't really need to

951
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,519
ask too many questions. Know what the man's politics were

952
00:47:16,639 --> 00:47:17,239
come the end of it, But.

953
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: It's not what we want from somebody called.

954
00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 2: We know it's there, and you don't like.

955
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,559
Speaker 1: When people start go routing in politics or things. Fuck that.

956
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,639
I just want to know that there's a fellow called

957
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,679
Chuck Norris who can do a spin and heel cake

958
00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:33,639
and I can have a laugh, like I think my

959
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,760
favorite one and that's like it's hard because it's all amazing.

960
00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:40,639
I do think my favorite one is Chuck Norris had

961
00:47:40,679 --> 00:47:43,360
a stunt double. Yeah, he used him for crying scenes.

962
00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:50,519
Speaker 2: Just enjoy. That's so much and how true? How true

963
00:47:50,559 --> 00:47:54,079
could that be? So, mister Norris, you know, rest in peace.

964
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:55,920
I'm sorry for your family and all that kind of crack.

965
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:01,079
We didn't expect you to be a coming out on

966
00:48:01,159 --> 00:48:06,000
the side of dead the Democrats, you know what I mean,

967
00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:08,000
Like we kind of knew you were Republican through and through,

968
00:48:08,039 --> 00:48:10,519
but you know what, you know, mayor God go with

969
00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:14,320
you in those regards. Thank you for the memes. Thank you,

970
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,280
I suppose for playing in Delta Force when I was

971
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,920
six ball me Isa crying.

972
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:25,119
Speaker 1: Thank you for the karate fucking amazing spinning wheel wheelcakes.

973
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,159
Rare would you get? And you know what, out of

974
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,880
all the kind of so we see the the the

975
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:39,599
A list slash B list superheroes, you know, our heroes

976
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,440
of the eighties and nineties, he was the only one

977
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,320
I think the consistently consistently had a beard.

978
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: Well guy, you know, thank you for the beard, Chuck,

979
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:52,320
Nars not thank you for the beard, Chuck. Thank you

980
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,559
for the beard, Chuck, and thank you all for listening,

981
00:48:55,119 --> 00:48:59,440
ladies and gentle folks. If you would like more information

982
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,000
about the Time and Jerry Show, you can get it

983
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:03,840
all on our social media pages at Tom and Jerry Show,

984
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,320
Tom would it he, Jerry Wood, and Ge. We'll find

985
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,519
us over on Instagram. You'll find me on Blue Sky.

986
00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:13,280
You'll find Tom on Instagram as well. Additional supplementary visual

987
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,719
material the Odd Choke, Norris Choke and you never know

988
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,239
a picture of me or Tom every now and then Tom,

989
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,320
what else one of these people that do.

990
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: Go ahead, hit subscribe. If this is your first time

991
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,800
you've landed in here because it purely Chuck related material,

992
00:49:25,039 --> 00:49:28,239
well done, Hit subscribe and hit the bell on whatever

993
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,400
platform you're on, typically Spotify, Spotify, and a lot of

994
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,360
people do listen on Apple as well. If there's a bell,

995
00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:37,039
hit that. So it's an actual icon if you can

996
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:39,400
give it a high star rating, if it's five star.

997
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,320
I don't know what it is on Apple, it just

998
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,360
lets more people know. We do love to see comments. Yes,

999
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,840
indeed do it now, especially on Spotify. I know you

1000
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,639
can write on Spotify and I'll go back. You lads

1001
00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:53,719
are great to be writing on Instagram as well, because

1002
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,320
I mean it's it's the easiest place not only for

1003
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,719
ye but for us to But do let us know

1004
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,599
your favorite chuck chuck meme? What have you ever had

1005
00:50:03,639 --> 00:50:06,480
to scare off a plantation of any sort? Did you

1006
00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:08,559
have to dress up with something? I won't lie jar

1007
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,760
a few times, I've had to be a scary bastard

1008
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,719
to a few things around the place, as I've probably

1009
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,360
told you down through the years. As well as that,

1010
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:20,719
what's your feeling, that's what's your feeling on this Leprechaun shelf?

1011
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:25,119
Carry on. I'm sensing a lot of eye rolling going on.

1012
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:29,320
But either way, you know not the tempt tempt fate jure.

1013
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,639
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you as well on the Instagram if

1014
00:50:31,639 --> 00:50:33,360
you send me, if you send me a story on

1015
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,880
the Instagram on the Tom and Jerry Instagram, thank you

1016
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,800
very much. If I don't see it straight away and

1017
00:50:38,199 --> 00:50:40,440
it expires, you know the way stories expire, yeah, I'm

1018
00:50:40,519 --> 00:50:42,199
terribly sorry. Find it and send it to me again.

1019
00:50:42,519 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant, because yeah, neither one of us. Jerry needs

1020
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,280
to put on his glasses. He has to make the

1021
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,079
text three big and stuff like that. So just go

1022
00:50:50,199 --> 00:50:50,880
easy on him, will you.

1023
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Speaker 2: No lies, no lies. All right, that's it, folks, See

1024
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you next week. Good luck then