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Speaker 2: How about that Gary tangerine for Dan Ray? This is
Speaker 2: nights Side. I don't think Dan's ever played Leonard Skinner before,
Speaker 2: just I don't know just the guests. But that brings
Speaker 2: us to our next topic. I couldn't believe it when
Speaker 2: I read this. This was in the Globe, the new
Speaker 2: target demographic for beauty for foodies.
Speaker 3: So Duncan Donuts, which we all.
Speaker 2: Know, we all love. I go to Duncan every day.
Speaker 2: You'd do it, We'd do it. You'd give Duncan gift cards.
Speaker 2: I know that now they're called Duncan, but it'll.
Speaker 3: Be Dunkin Donuts to me. I'm sorry. I know they
Speaker 3: have the new thing, Duncan. Fine.
Speaker 2: I mean the first time I went to Dunkin Donuts
Speaker 2: was in Lewiston, Maine. The the Dunkin Donuts was across
Speaker 2: the street from Central Maine Medical Center in Lewiston, right.
Speaker 3: I don't know what was this Sabatta Street. I think.
Speaker 2: It was up the road from a scummy old strip
Speaker 2: joint named the Holly that we all went to before
Speaker 2: we turned eighteen. But that's another story for another time. Okay,
Speaker 2: it was called be Jolly at the Holly. What a slogan.
Speaker 2: I hope they didn't pay a lot of money for
Speaker 2: that one. But anyways, up the road and on the
Speaker 2: right was the Dunkin Donuts and if you went in
Speaker 2: and got coffee, they didn't there were the this is
Speaker 2: how old I am.
Speaker 3: They didn't have to go cups.
Speaker 2: They just had the regular cup, ceramic cup, go to
Speaker 2: f a ceramic cup, and then you could get a
Speaker 2: dozen donuts. And that was the big thing because we
Speaker 2: lived an hour away. So you go in and you know,
Speaker 2: if you were in Lewiston for a dentist appointment or
Speaker 2: a doctor's appointment, or maybe you just went shot, and
Speaker 2: you'd always get a dozen Dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 3: That was a big deal.
Speaker 2: So now, as we have seen over the years, America
Speaker 2: runs on duncan, which the Tangoe House certainly does. I
Speaker 2: mean they got eight sandwiches and roll ups and this
Speaker 2: and that and all kinds of you know, smoothies and
Speaker 2: slushies and you name it. I get confused, quite frankly
Speaker 2: with the menus when I go in. I'm real simple,
Speaker 2: you know, medium black almond milk, and yeah, I'm doing
Speaker 2: the almond milk, which is probably a little.
Speaker 3: Yuppie, but money in it or I don't even know
Speaker 3: if that's a word anymore.
Speaker 2: So now you could smell like Dunkin Donuts if you
Speaker 2: want so maybe if you're a significant other, I know
Speaker 2: it's somebody if you put on a fragrance like for
Speaker 2: a date, is somebody gonna get horny? If you wear
Speaker 2: a strawberry frosted cologne? I mean, let's face it, guys,
Speaker 2: we know this. I do know in all my failures
Speaker 2: prior to finding my lovely wife. Smell for women is huge.
Speaker 3: Huge.
Speaker 2: It can mean more than the car you drive. It
Speaker 2: can mean more than how much money you got in
Speaker 2: the wallet. It can mean more how you look. Smell
Speaker 2: when women is huge. So if you are on a
Speaker 2: date and you're hoping you get lucky, are you gonna
Speaker 2: wear strawberry frosted? Are you gonna wear blueberry cobbler? Would
Speaker 2: you want to go around?
Speaker 3: If what would smell? Would you want to be?
Speaker 2: If you could be the smell of a food at six, one, seven, two, five, four,
Speaker 2: ten thirty, what smell would you be I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: your mind. Coming up, you could smell like vanilla sprinkle.
Speaker 2: This reminds me of like the Yankee candles. My daughter
Speaker 2: the other day brought home a candle called the flavor
Speaker 2: was vanilla cupcake. So you're gonna fell you're gonna smell
Speaker 2: like a vanilla's wrinkled donut from Dunkin Donuts, or blueberry cobbler,
Speaker 2: or of course, the legendary Boston cream Pie. I mean,
Speaker 2: I gotta, I just I gotta try that to see
Speaker 2: if missus Tangle would ever care for it like me
Speaker 2: smelling like Boston cream pie. A Dove has crumble cookie
Speaker 2: you can get. Dovebar smells you can get. You could
Speaker 2: smell like a crumble cookie if you want. You could
Speaker 2: smell like confetti cake.
Speaker 3: Crumbled.
Speaker 2: I don't understand the whole crumble cookie theory. Okay, my
Speaker 2: kids are all about it. So I'm going to this
Speaker 2: store that has great cookies. But the reason I buy
Speaker 2: them is because they smash them up. What a country.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna pay because
Speaker 2: they're not cheap. I'm gonna go and buy more crust.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy crumb cookies pay a premium price because
Speaker 2: they're broken.
Speaker 3: Up in pieces.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Linda. Maybe Linda's got something to add
Speaker 2: to this. Hey Linda, you're on WBZ. Oh maybe I
Speaker 2: don't have it ready yet. Oh she dropped out. Sorry,
Speaker 2: lend a call back if you'd liked it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, but Chipotle. Chipotle has burrito proof lipstain. I don't
Speaker 2: get that burrito proof lipstain. So does that mean I
Speaker 2: have lip I put on lip gloss or something. And
Speaker 2: if I eat a burrito, that means my lips won't
Speaker 2: get stayed with the burrito. And I love Chipotle. Man,
Speaker 2: I could my kids, Ugh, door dash Chipotle. It's like
Speaker 2: there's a steady thing to my house. I'm like, you
Speaker 2: have licenses. You can't get your ass in a car
Speaker 2: and drive five minutes down the road to go to Chipotle.
Speaker 3: You can't do that when you look at what it
Speaker 3: costs to deliver.
Speaker 2: Get off your ass, get out of bed, Go in
Speaker 2: the car that I bought you, Go to Chipotle. Buy
Speaker 2: the Chipotle on the credit card I've given you. You
Speaker 2: know the anty pretzels that they have in the they
Speaker 2: have them in the like malls. I've never been like
Speaker 2: those pretzel bites that you can dick them in the
Speaker 2: frosting and stuff.
Speaker 3: You can get that too.
Speaker 2: You could smell like an ot anti pretzel and it's
Speaker 2: called They have a name for it. It's called the
Speaker 2: ou de pretzide. You have to say it so it
Speaker 2: rolls off your tongue. Depress. I want the prezzi.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't think I'm gutting. I
Speaker 3: don't think I'm getting lucky smelling like a pretzel. It's
Speaker 3: just me. But isn't that?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's why guys wear cologne, right, See here's
Speaker 2: the difference. Guys wear cologne for women so they will
Speaker 2: get women to like them. I think girls were perfume.
Speaker 2: I don't know why girls were perfume or women? I
Speaker 2: should say, do they?
Speaker 3: I mean women?
Speaker 2: When it comes to relationships, women rule the world anyways.
Speaker 2: I've told that to my son. They pick you, you do
Speaker 2: not pick them. My wife picked me, She just lets
Speaker 2: me think I picked her. Women pick men in every relationship.
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 2: If you're a woman, do you wear perfume to attract men?
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're a guy, you wear cologne to
Speaker 2: attract women. There's no doubt about it or significant or whatever.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're gay the same sex whatever I mean.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe Florence and Groveland can help me out
Speaker 2: with this. Hey, Florence, you're up on wbz's night side.
Speaker 4: Hi, Gary Hike, We make this friendly Friday night. I
Speaker 4: only wear when it comes to perfume, since I was
Speaker 4: old enough to wear perfume. Only weigh of one kind.
Speaker 4: And it's Cody's ever and it's wonderful. It's just a
Speaker 4: wonderful scent to it.
Speaker 3: What's it smell like? What's it smell like?
Speaker 4: It's not overbearing? Gosh, I don't know. It just smells delightful.
Speaker 3: Does it get the guy's motor running?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Well, I think my husband liked to back then. He's
Speaker 4: deceased now, but I think that was because that was
Speaker 4: all I ever wore.
Speaker 3: Somebody answers something when you wore when you wore that perfume?
Speaker 3: What was your husband's name, Bill? Bill? When you wore
Speaker 3: that perfume for Bill?
Speaker 2: Did you wear Did you wear it for him thinking
Speaker 2: that I want to be I want to smell sexy
Speaker 2: and attractive for Bill? Or did you just feel it
Speaker 2: was something that a woman should wear.
Speaker 4: I wore it for me because I liked it.
Speaker 2: Were for you because I don't think guys wear cologne
Speaker 2: for them.
Speaker 3: They do it because they want women.
Speaker 4: To like them, right. And it comes to a food.
Speaker 4: If I had to smell like a food, and not
Speaker 4: a lot of people like this scent. But I like lemon. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's a good one, now, bit Tangy, and my favorite,
Speaker 4: well favorite pie is lemon Marne.
Speaker 3: I was just going to ask you that, Florence. Would
Speaker 3: you say you have a town personality?
Speaker 4: Possibly?
Speaker 3: There you go. I like that.
Speaker 4: And the thing is, I love lemon everything. If it's
Speaker 4: a lemon cookie or a limon cake or whatever it is,
Speaker 4: Lemon in your tea, lemon in my tea.
Speaker 3: You're You're just like missus Tanguy. She loves lemon. Florence.
Speaker 3: Have a happy holiday. Thanks for the phone call.
Speaker 4: Thank you, gart you have goodness. Bye bye.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna tell you coming up next what I
Speaker 2: would smell like and if you guys have any ideas
Speaker 2: on this. Oh, there's one other perfume I left out.
Speaker 2: Why anybody would want to wear this perfume is beyond me.
Speaker 3: I will tell you what that perfume is. Next here
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Speaker 1: Now back to Dan Ray live from the Window World
Speaker 1: Nightside Studios on WBZ News Radio.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna do some holiday movies, the worst ones
Speaker 2: coming up with Boston Globe film critic Odie Henderson here
Speaker 2: in WBZ. And I've watched a couple of things. I
Speaker 2: want to talk about The Diplomat, which I just finished
Speaker 2: season two, in Conclave, which I watched this afternoon, and
Speaker 2: my wife, who has a real job for a living,
Speaker 2: is like, really, you're watching a movie. I go, it's research, honey,
Speaker 2: I got to do a show tonight. It's research talking
Speaker 2: about Conclave, which is crazy. So we're going to talk
Speaker 2: about that along with holiday movies with Odie Henderson. Six
Speaker 2: one seven two Crazy deodorants smelling like food?
Speaker 3: What is David in San Francisco's Day? David, You're on WBZ, Hey.
Speaker 6: Gary, Well on the you Swiss subjects here. But I
Speaker 6: don't know. I'm surprised that people don't know why men
Speaker 6: men wear colorn and women wear perfume. I mean, it's
Speaker 6: it's kind of obvious why they're covering up other smells.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's deodorant, not perfume.
Speaker 6: Well, no, thet I mean perfume more.
Speaker 3: It's the same way, you know, But I mean no,
Speaker 3: see like, no, I don't I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know we're not we're not debating a world issue here.
Speaker 2: But like I put on deodorant in the morning because
Speaker 2: I because I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to stink. My wife will like
Speaker 3: kill me.
Speaker 2: But I don't put on cologne because I've been married
Speaker 2: for twenty four years and well you know how that goes, you.
Speaker 6: Know, Well, I think women put on the perfume to
Speaker 6: cover up that other smell and then put on the
Speaker 6: the cologne too, you know, to get the ceremonies going on.
Speaker 6: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Day that is above my pay grade. I don't know, buddy,
Speaker 2: But thank you for the phone call.
Speaker 6: I appreciate your.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't I can't speak for women, buddy.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you. Have a good holiday, all right, I do.
Speaker 2: I think I've told the story before. I did have
Speaker 2: a friend in college. I'll just say Hodgi is nickname.
Speaker 2: We were freshmen, and he did not think women passed gas.
Speaker 2: He did not think women farted. He was like, my
Speaker 2: mother does not fart. I go, I hate to tell
Speaker 2: you a bell, my sister does not fart. I go,
Speaker 2: you know what? Yeah, they do. And he was blown away.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you I said to him, I go,
Speaker 2: do you know how like babies a maid and stuff?
Speaker 2: I mean he was literally shocked. Good guy. Though, you
Speaker 2: can wear a perfume or a cologne that smells like
Speaker 2: Helman's mayonnaise. Why the why would anybody want to wear this?
Speaker 2: I want to smell like a sandwich, I know, sitting
Speaker 2: in somebody an am or amy. Why would I want
Speaker 2: to smell like Helman's mayonnaise. You can buy the you
Speaker 2: can buy it. See if you wore Helman's. Okay, if
Speaker 2: you're a woman and say, for whatever reason back in
Speaker 2: the game that say my wife wears helmets, she goes,
Speaker 2: she's gonna throw some helmets perfume. That wouldn't make me
Speaker 2: attracted to her, That would just make me hungry. I
Speaker 2: just can't believe that this stuff is out there.
Speaker 3: Now, Well, what I do.
Speaker 2: I would have I would wear a cologne with snake
Speaker 2: like a steak and cheese.
Speaker 3: That's what I would do. I would wear if I
Speaker 3: had to pick up food. I would wear a colone
Speaker 3: like a steak and cheese. Apple pie ala mode wouldn't
Speaker 3: be bad. I think that actually might be attractive to
Speaker 3: some women. Apple pie ala mode. What smells better than
Speaker 3: apple pie? A la mode? That could work. I'm a
Speaker 3: huge butterscotch fan.
Speaker 2: Missus Tangler came home and she had a butter She
Speaker 2: had a butterscotch perfume on.
Speaker 3: Katie bar.
Speaker 2: The door man, look out, let's are we going to
Speaker 2: the Maritimes. Let's go to Daryl and New Brunswick. Are
Speaker 2: we in the Maritimes?
Speaker 5: Darryl Uh? You bet you?
Speaker 3: What's up? What's going on up there?
Speaker 5: Well, you guys are lighting the new tree there tonight,
Speaker 5: I guess so.
Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot exactly night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure, but it was on the news
Speaker 5: down here because I was listening to Boston earlier today.
Speaker 5: But you mentioned Hellman's mayonnais. Yes, if if it's in
Speaker 5: respect to a Turkey club host sandwich, no problem.
Speaker 3: So good Man with stuffing in cranberry sauce.
Speaker 5: Uh, well not the club hoost sandwich.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the clubhouse would be with the bacon, lettuce
Speaker 3: and tomato.
Speaker 5: You bet you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, so that wouldn't
Speaker 5: be a problem. But because sometimes the mayo goes bad, right.
Speaker 3: It can, it can, it can. But like I can't imagine,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna I think I'm gonna buy it.
Speaker 3: This is what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 3: my wife.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy the Helman's man in these cologne, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear it and see if she notices it.
Speaker 5: Well, actually, make sure you're having a sandwich with Helmans too,
Speaker 5: just to see if you can see if it lingers
Speaker 5: all day?
Speaker 3: Do you have stock in Helmans buy? Any chance.
Speaker 5: We have Helmans down here yet?
Speaker 2: Okay, well there you go. I love New Brunswick. My
Speaker 2: mom's from Prince Edward Island. Love the Maritimes.
Speaker 3: Dude, Well you.
Speaker 5: Gotta stay warm, just like we're trying to.
Speaker 3: All right, take care, Darryl. Let's see you later, all right.
Speaker 2: So they have it, Yeah, crazy deodorant, strawberry. You can
Speaker 2: smell like a Dunkin donut. You can smell like a
Speaker 2: crumble cookie. You can smell like confetti cake. You can
Speaker 2: smell like Helmet's. You can smell like Helman's mayo. You
Speaker 2: can smell like an on Andy Pretzel, the O de
Speaker 2: Pretzel or Chipotle's got burrito proof lipstain? What will they
Speaker 2: think of next?
Speaker 3: Rob? What would you would you say you wanted to smell?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What was your thing? Oh? Got it? Was that good?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Coming up, we are gonna talk some movies, Good Ones,
Speaker 2: Bad Ones. Boston Globe film critic Odie Henderson joins us.
Speaker 2: That's gonna come up in the next hour, and also
Speaker 2: Tony V will join us at eleven o'clock. Tony's a
Speaker 2: friend of mine. He's a comedian, and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you right now, we're gonna have to. I'm gonna talk
Speaker 2: to Tony about the life of being a stand up comedian,
Speaker 2: just a life. He'll be funny, he'll be naturally funny
Speaker 2: and so forth. But this isn't I'm not expecting him
Speaker 2: to come on and like crack a bunch of jokes.
Speaker 2: But this guy's been doing it for a long time.
Speaker 2: And I do remember him when he was on an
Speaker 2: episode of Seinfeld and he boy did he look young.
Speaker 2: He was young.
Speaker 3: He had that curly hair, he had red rosy cheeks,
Speaker 3: and that might have been the makeup.
Speaker 2: But nonetheless, still going on and you know there has
Speaker 2: been a resurgence of stand up comedy because well, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm a member of SAD. When the Actors strike happened,
Speaker 2: the content was stand up comedy. And then Netflix has
Speaker 2: done a great job with it with Tom Sagora, Uh
Speaker 2: and all the There's so many great stand up comedy
Speaker 2: things now that are out there, you know, inderstand and
Speaker 2: Boston has just been this place that has put out
Speaker 2: legends like Tony and and Lenny Lenny Lenny Clock.
Speaker 3: Uh. He hasn't heard that enough.
Speaker 2: Also, my friend Sam Medler's a podcast. You gotta check
Speaker 2: that out up on iHeart Uh, Sam Mendler and all
Speaker 2: these guys talk about addictions. I mean, Donnie Gavin, Kenny Rogerson.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know if Tony's in that one
Speaker 2: or not, but I know Lenny's in it.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: I think Donnie Gavin's in it. No, Kenny Rogers, I
Speaker 3: think I don't know. I gotta I gotta be careful
Speaker 3: with that, uh. Sweeney, Steve Sweeney.
Speaker 2: But just comedy legends come out of the and Bill
Speaker 2: Burr right now is red hot. The funniest people in
Speaker 2: the world come out of Boston, and they say comedy
Speaker 2: comes from pain, so I don't know what that says
Speaker 2: about where we live. There's nothing better than a Boston comedian.
Speaker 2: They're really easy. Speaking of Dunkin Donuts, I was talking
Speaker 2: about Dunkin Donuts deodorance, how you could put on a
Speaker 2: deodorant smell like a Boston cream donut. I remember one
Speaker 2: time I ran into Stephen Wright in line at Dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 2: That's all I got. He didn't really say anything funny.
Speaker 2: I didn't bother the guy, you know, I didn't lie.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, you're Stephen. He was just a
Speaker 2: line at Dunkin Donuts, just getting a coffee, two creams,
Speaker 2: two sugars regular whatever.
Speaker 3: All right, that's coming up in the next hour.
Speaker 2: Here on WBZ, Gary tang Way filling in it for
Speaker 2: Dan Ray on Night Side