Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach.
Speaker 1: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray.
Speaker 2: Guys Derek black Man and Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some lady, glady, Oh god, what is that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good for guy?
Speaker 2: It's one of his sound bites. It's one of the
Speaker 2: sound drops.
Speaker 1: Foreign guys.
Speaker 2: Foreign man in a foreign land. Where's your big money for?
Speaker 2: He's a triny He's from Trinidad.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Foreign? Oh he is literally foreign.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's a foreign He lived he lived here
Speaker 2: for he lived here for his he went to college.
Speaker 1: He went to college here, he was here before that.
Speaker 3: He like, you know, he went to colleg Okay, but
Speaker 3: I think he might have been born here something like
Speaker 3: one of something.
Speaker 1: I don't care about. No foreigners. Welcome to the snark
Speaker 1: Tang Podcast. Is me, I don't care. Who gives a ship?
Speaker 2: You sound like a family that he stayed with while
Speaker 2: he's in college. Bro, His grandma likes, like, uh, what
Speaker 2: were these walnuts?
Speaker 1: Or what? What?
Speaker 2: What're some kind of nuts.
Speaker 3: They were called. I know what they're called.
Speaker 2: They're called like hard artes.
Speaker 1: Right, I've never heard this that reminds me of something,
Speaker 1: do you guys I did I maybe we talked about
Speaker 1: this other podcast. Maybe I forgot about this. But do
Speaker 1: you guys remember coach red Pill? Yeah? That didn't he die?
Speaker 1: He died in a Ukraine in prison. Yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: the saw rated him. Yeah, I saw it today. For
Speaker 1: some reason came up like it came up on my feet.
Speaker 1: Was it was like, uh, you're lying. No, you guys
Speaker 1: are lying right now, even a little. Why woul Ukraine
Speaker 1: in prison?
Speaker 2: I don't know because he was like a Russian propagandist
Speaker 2: living in Ukraine.
Speaker 1: What type of war was going on? But dude, like,
Speaker 1: I can't Maybe I'm sure, maybe we brought up I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Maybe we brought this up in the past and I
Speaker 1: just forgot about it.
Speaker 4: But like I saw again today and I just got
Speaker 4: flashback because I was like, I remember this guy made
Speaker 4: a video but me and Lazy a long time ago,
Speaker 4: mm and hating and it was just so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: He was yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't remember what he said.
Speaker 1: I know he caught wind of that. Well. I remember
Speaker 1: the time being like, what the fun because I remember
Speaker 1: he was he had all these different camera angles and ship.
Speaker 2: Yes, switching camerangles like he was important or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I just remember being like, why is this?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is this guy's problem?
Speaker 3: I can't I really think back at that. I think
Speaker 3: back at like like that era of time and the
Speaker 3: fact that you guys were like people's news was insane.
Speaker 3: Like this ship that was going on in that like
Speaker 3: twenty seventeen, particularly wild ship was going on weird, like
Speaker 3: you were. You guys are so unimportant, Yeah you are.
Speaker 1: So that's what That's what it's That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2: But that's why I missed that era, because that entire
Speaker 2: arc was unimportant stuff. I missed that when it was
Speaker 2: just dumb bullshit. It was like it was dumb anti
Speaker 2: sj w's, uh sjw's and then you guys were the
Speaker 2: symbol of them uniting or something. It was so funny.
Speaker 2: It was they like spun that narrative because.
Speaker 1: They you're like propaganda arc. I remember seeing something like that.
Speaker 2: It's like what I remember there was a guy that
Speaker 2: would draw stuff up every once in a while and
Speaker 2: that was one of them, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: this is stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you don't you were the guy
Speaker 1: that did all the the pin ups of all the
Speaker 1: women in the community. Oh yeah, and they were like
Speaker 1: kind of, yeah, kindly.
Speaker 2: That's that's not that was. That wasn't great, dude.
Speaker 1: There was something there was that is so fucking oh
Speaker 1: my god. I think I think Barb got one. And
Speaker 1: I remember being like.
Speaker 2: Right, dude, I I was. I was dating this Greek
Speaker 2: check at the time, and there was a guy the
Speaker 2: I think you're the same person you're talking about, because
Speaker 2: was it the oil painting ones?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the oil style that I just kind of made
Speaker 1: everybody look greasy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, so that guy I had him and
Speaker 2: I told him. I gave him an exact picture. I
Speaker 2: was like, could you do this in your stop? But
Speaker 2: this picture still made it look like ship. I still
Speaker 2: paid him, of course, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Mary Christmas, them.
Speaker 1: Me Chris.
Speaker 4: It's him, it's him, not that's not Derek, it's him.
Speaker 4: Is that that's tweety that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're supposed to. Can we do?
Speaker 2: Can we I'm sorry to pay them, like, actually, can
Speaker 2: we do a moment of silence for coach Red?
Speaker 1: Yeah? For Gonzal? Oh my god, I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when Gorgon's when Gone Gorgon Zola, when
Speaker 2: the Gorgon Night or whatever? What's the what was the
Speaker 2: deep the creature in Stranger Things? Oh, the demo Gorgon
Speaker 2: there we.
Speaker 1: Go, I know why? I remember that?
Speaker 2: That was Gone zero, Gone zero, Dema Gorgon Era.
Speaker 1: That was his name. Yeah, actually dem Gorgan got him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the demo Gorgon in the Ukraine because are Ukrainian?
Speaker 1: Are you Russia? So one of them fleet over those Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they filmed that prison scene in Lithuania really yeah, like
Speaker 1: Jojo knows like about that abandoned prison.
Speaker 2: And all that ship people go and die. She was like, hey,
Speaker 2: that's where that's where my family crew I used to
Speaker 2: get ice cream there. You know there are real monsters there.
Speaker 2: There's real monsters one there. There's real creatures there.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's real. That's just the local imagine.
Speaker 3: David Harper is his name, having to deal with real monsters.
Speaker 3: He goes there for like we're just gonna have what
Speaker 3: is that?
Speaker 1: Like? This is why would you? This isn't worth?
Speaker 2: And how much they paying him? Probably like what did
Speaker 2: you find that legit generational? Well yeah, they probably ga
Speaker 2: him like ten percent of Netflix.
Speaker 1: That is crazy to fight monsters? Netflix?
Speaker 3: Know how many Chris, Chris, what if the take doesn't
Speaker 3: work and you're like, I take two?
Speaker 1: You like it's and we said we send soldiers to
Speaker 1: stand in front of tanks. Sometimes that's true. They's not
Speaker 1: even a fraction of a fraction of when they come back.
Speaker 3: But they're not they're not fighting beasts. They're they're not
Speaker 3: fighting legit beast.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy.
Speaker 4: I found out. You know what I found out recently.
Speaker 4: It's because Stranger Thing has been in the news. The
Speaker 4: demo Gorgan from Stranger Things is actually that's just a guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's just a local from the town that they were
Speaker 4: hired from.
Speaker 1: I didn't even do any CG. You did a great job.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought I could have done better. Yeah, do you
Speaker 2: like this whale of morning story? You're fuck you're a
Speaker 2: natural talent. Yeah, I'm sorry, man, I'm just putting clothes
Speaker 2: on for I came here. But you know, my anatomy
Speaker 2: is not like a regular person, so my generals are
Speaker 2: in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Flops out. He's gonna get so type cast though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he could pretty much only play a demo Go can
Speaker 1: play dem gog.
Speaker 2: And maybe with a few extra prospects he can be
Speaker 2: as you know, moreph I don't know. Yeah maybe you
Speaker 2: know was bored looking like that, right, Yeah, he came
Speaker 2: on his mom like that, he's green the.
Speaker 1: Fair things has gone on too long?
Speaker 2: Did that look like?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that it's had way too
Speaker 3: many breaks, Like I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it should have been one season.
Speaker 3: I mean, I agree, it would have been perfectly once.
Speaker 3: I think the last season was really, really really good.
Speaker 3: Though I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I just didn't I didn't think it was I thought
Speaker 1: it was good.
Speaker 2: I didn't think I didn't think it was bad.
Speaker 4: It was good, but it was good at the expenses,
Speaker 4: like they had to get they had to find a
Speaker 4: way to make it good again, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: as opposed to like you could tell the second season
Speaker 4: was like we didn't think we meant for one season
Speaker 4: and so like now, but now everybody loves these people,
Speaker 4: so we got it would be dumb not to.
Speaker 2: Do more shoveling truckloads of money the biggest I.
Speaker 1: Actually thought it was going to be like a like
Speaker 1: an anthology show that's like one seaton because like I
Speaker 1: mean even the right that is the that was the.
Speaker 2: Vision because I think when things eventually got strange or somewhere.
Speaker 1: Else, eleven hit. I mean the name Stranger Things. It's
Speaker 1: such a great name for an anthology, Stranger.
Speaker 2: You eleven eleven hit too hard? People fell in load
Speaker 2: that could idiot imagine Stranger Things in New York City. No, No,
Speaker 2: I mean they went to fucking Russia.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: You know, I think New York City doesn't fit. I
Speaker 3: feel like it doesn't fit horror. Well, unless it's like
Speaker 3: zombies or some ship. I don't know, because it just
Speaker 3: there's just too many. It doesn't There's just too many people.
Speaker 3: So like anything like a monster comes out, they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: get it, get it is.
Speaker 1: It is too densely populated for that if it's just
Speaker 1: one month. Jason in the Jungle, Jason three? Was that
Speaker 1: Jason three, or like when he was in a concrete
Speaker 1: jungle Jason and the Jungle.
Speaker 2: Said, Jason, jungle, you might be thinking of six six.
Speaker 2: You might be thinking of six when he's I think
Speaker 2: they're like Europe in Yeah, I think that's the one
Speaker 2: when he gets like he's already in the coffin and
Speaker 2: somebody's fucking with his body, stabbing him with like a
Speaker 2: you know, a piece of the gates, and he hugs
Speaker 2: him right and then like the lightning strikes it and
Speaker 2: then he resurrects, because he always has to be resurrected
Speaker 2: by electricity.
Speaker 1: That is like, it's so funny.
Speaker 2: I want to write all I want to write a
Speaker 2: Jason movie because they have. It was kind of like tough.
Speaker 2: It was almost like an inside.
Speaker 1: Joke that there's certain beats that they all have to hit.
Speaker 2: And if you were somebody like criticizing he was stupid
Speaker 2: or like what come on, man, of course, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: here to watch how stupid it is and shout out
Speaker 2: to fucking Michael Bay. He tried something a little different, more,
Speaker 2: a little more tits. Try to bring up the tits.
Speaker 2: Is that the one in like twenty fifteen or nine, two.
Speaker 1: Thousand and nine.
Speaker 2: I was off, Yeah, I think I saw he there
Speaker 2: was the black guy actually did a good job fighting
Speaker 2: back before he got killed, which I thought it was
Speaker 2: pretty good. And one thing that rhymes no, I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, yeah, that was like what the beats up?
Speaker 1: Michael Myers.
Speaker 2: He actually survives. He actually spin kicks him.
Speaker 1: Well, he survives. He has a thriving career after clearly
Speaker 1: he performed at the halftime show the next game just recently, like,
Speaker 1: why would you even say that.
Speaker 2: He wasn't busted rhymes the film feallas, he wasn't.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Likenswering back genuinely, guys, season Buster rhymes, help, You're about
Speaker 2: to get killed by Mike Myers, and Buster Rymes comes
Speaker 2: in Let's go get Away, just wraps it him really fast.
Speaker 3: He starts hurting, he starts, he starts, he starts, the aging,
Speaker 3: he's a child.
Speaker 1: Would that be.
Speaker 2: That franchise could cover from that? If that happened, I
Speaker 2: think I think it would. I think it would.
Speaker 3: I think they would thrive. I think it would blow
Speaker 3: up again. They'd be like, Yo, what's the next one
Speaker 3: is gonna be about?
Speaker 1: You can't? That's the bar is so low. I feel
Speaker 1: like for those movies that's true.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like if people started doing
Speaker 3: like that where it was like genuinely bullshit and.
Speaker 2: Fun, basically doing extra ammo. Yeah, I think movies would
Speaker 2: like have a huge boom again. But you have to
Speaker 2: see this in theaters. You have to see Godzilla dig
Speaker 2: into his pussy and take out a tennis racket and
Speaker 2: slap the door out thee everything.
Speaker 4: Tennis rack at the entire State building all the way.
Speaker 2: This is literally like our premium show. It's just write
Speaker 2: a sequel to a movie is the dumbest thing you
Speaker 2: can imagine.
Speaker 1: Completely.
Speaker 4: I've never actually seen any any Jason movie at all,
Speaker 4: Like I've had so little interesting, so many, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure except for the first one. The first one is
Speaker 2: not as fun because.
Speaker 3: He just looks he looks would be like I can't
Speaker 3: care about him. Also, the mom is the main villain.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: That's the twist, which you know, an early twist, and
Speaker 2: it was boring.
Speaker 1: Wow spoilers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it was lame, like them you're a woman,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: What are you doing here? Like, what do you do?
Speaker 3: Get in my way? Where's your fucking demonic son? I
Speaker 3: want to have at least I want to challenge I
Speaker 3: get out of here.
Speaker 2: Or some of the kills were cool, like I I
Speaker 2: that's I didn't see all of them.
Speaker 1: There, which is the one which is the movie where
Speaker 1: like the guy gets like pulled into the bed and
Speaker 1: it's like a fountain of blood out of the bed.
Speaker 1: That's Freddy was as Jason, I think that's that's Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 2: That's oh yeah, Freddy versus the guy gets sandwiched in
Speaker 2: a bed.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And they walk in and they find him like that,
Speaker 3: and they got a they got it. Just go like
Speaker 3: those movies are so funny because like, for me, the
Speaker 3: point that's way for me is that like these are
Speaker 3: serie strings of murders of people very close to you.
Speaker 3: You are not gonna be like in the mindset to me,
Speaker 3: like let's figure it out. You're gonna be too traumatized.
Speaker 3: If I went to somewhere, you guys, like, let's say
Speaker 3: all of us went somewhere and then like six of
Speaker 3: my friends get brutally murdered.
Speaker 2: I'm tapped out. I'm like, guys, I.
Speaker 1: Have to it was a different time.
Speaker 3: I'm trying too much. My brain's fucked up. Every shadow
Speaker 3: scares me.
Speaker 4: I need understand that these people were were raised. The
Speaker 4: people and the teenagers in those movies were raised by
Speaker 4: like parents from like the forties, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: So like they weren't they weren't taught about like PTSD or.
Speaker 1: A nothing yeah or like uh or like uh, you know,
Speaker 1: because taking a breath.
Speaker 3: The same thing as like movies, like with movies with zombies.
Speaker 3: How they can't have movies with zombies in those universes?
Speaker 6: Oh like like in yeah, right universe they can't because
Speaker 6: like everyone have a better right, like because then you
Speaker 6: got bit but you know, let's hang out still and
Speaker 6: it's like, you know, like I'm blowing your head off,
Speaker 6: you're dead.
Speaker 1: I feel like a fun prompt would be too. In fact,
Speaker 1: write a movie that is that.
Speaker 4: Like why not have why not have a zombie movie
Speaker 4: with people? I feel like it must exist to why not?
Speaker 3: Because there's a zombie movie with zombies?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: The outbreak begins somewhere the government knows about zombies through
Speaker 3: zombie media. The government intervened and completely just wipe ye.
Speaker 3: That's a that's like an hour long movie. But the
Speaker 3: government found out about why not?
Speaker 1: Why not? It's different, it's different, but I feel it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be you know, it would be cool. I think
Speaker 1: the government would wipe it out.
Speaker 3: I don't I think they would. I think they would
Speaker 3: wipe out the area, but they would obviously take a
Speaker 3: zombie to be like, we could use for a whapon then.
Speaker 1: Get out later on again. You know what I think
Speaker 1: it would be. I think it would be what I
Speaker 1: think it would be. There would be there would be
Speaker 1: zombies on the news and be like, we got zombies
Speaker 1: on the news. And then there would be like an
Speaker 1: entire half of the population and be like, I don't
Speaker 1: believe that. Let's go there. I don't believe that ship.
Speaker 1: And then they would see a zombie right in front
Speaker 1: of them and they'd be like, that's not a zombie.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It just be completely delirious.
Speaker 2: Because they would quarantine the area, of course obviously, well.
Speaker 1: Maybe if they had.
Speaker 2: A chance to, Yeah, they would quarantine. But then I'm
Speaker 2: sure things have already slipped out. People get out, and
Speaker 2: it's just it's just too easy for the infections to spread.
Speaker 1: You know what I want to see.
Speaker 4: I want to see a movie in a world where
Speaker 4: zombie apocalypse has happened and is currently happening, but it's
Speaker 4: mega under control and so people barely care.
Speaker 1: I want to see what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Speaker 4: But there's one scene where there's like a zombie roaming
Speaker 4: in this like across the street and it's like, oh, zombie,
Speaker 4: and then they move on and then the rest of
Speaker 4: the movie is still Gilbert Grape.
Speaker 2: It's like seeing like a squirrel exactly like a deer,
Speaker 2: or like a raccoon in the daytime, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, where it's a problem, but like someone will
Speaker 2: get to zombie bites Gilbert great, Gilbert Grape becomes normal.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. But for like a little bit, holy.
Speaker 2: Crap, holy crap, and the zombies, the zombies then got it.
Speaker 2: Then a zombie got.
Speaker 1: Zombie gets it. It's a seriously change.
Speaker 3: Nober Grape is technically the cure, the cure for it,
Speaker 3: Gilbert Grape's blood, but it makes every.
Speaker 1: Gilbert Grapes blood is the cure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you are, actually you actually Gilbert Grape gets
Speaker 2: a bit and he's you know, he's he's not he's
Speaker 2: not as a grape as a feller anymore.
Speaker 1: And then the zombies like, oh, okay, so let's let's
Speaker 1: let's map this out.
Speaker 4: So you have Gilbert Grape, who is, for lack of
Speaker 4: a better word, profoundly retarded.
Speaker 1: Yes, I said that, for lack of a better term,
Speaker 1: so many better terms there really isn't correct. I mean,
Speaker 1: he is profoundly so you were great.
Speaker 2: So, what's eating retard?
Speaker 1: Grape? What's eating Gilbert's eating the retard grapes? Gilbert blood retard.
Speaker 4: So right, if that gets into a zombie, you know
Speaker 4: he's fixed.
Speaker 1: The zombie is fixed. Yeah, and then he's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gilbert becomes normal.
Speaker 1: What's special about the zombie?
Speaker 2: I don't know. And at the moment, you don't know
Speaker 2: who's cured who.
Speaker 1: That's the key. That's the mystery of the movie. Gilbert
Speaker 1: five dollars at the box office, which is less this made.
Speaker 3: This movie made seventy eight dollars at the box office.
Speaker 3: It cost seven billion dollars.
Speaker 1: I love this story.
Speaker 3: The Chinese government is hemorrhaging right now. Why did why
Speaker 3: did they what? They funded it? They funded it, all
Speaker 3: of it. And right now there's auctions going on in China,
Speaker 3: the highest auctions at twenty.
Speaker 2: Eight Okay, who who who's starring for China to justify
Speaker 2: funding it?
Speaker 1: I don't know who.
Speaker 3: They love Chris Pratt over there, they love.
Speaker 1: They love that's Ja, that's Japan.
Speaker 3: They love Chris Prattle over there?
Speaker 1: All right? Who else? Who's another?
Speaker 3: Who's another?
Speaker 2: Haven't justified their their entire gdy there.
Speaker 1: Will Smith bought a mask on. Of course, Scott, you're
Speaker 1: a jay or. Look, we got a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: to talk about. Look at John Cena. Oh ye, come
Speaker 1: on man, you're not come on.
Speaker 3: He Jina is definitely one of their favorites for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, being Chilean. Come on, we got thrown up act. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Piece of shit like this like this like
Speaker 1: an annual thing you got.
Speaker 2: Every time it's brought up. I have to do that
Speaker 2: because one day someone will believe me. Someone will believe
Speaker 2: you too.
Speaker 1: So listen.
Speaker 4: Uh, the last episode, well, I get we did it
Speaker 4: kind of out of order, yeah, because last week.
Speaker 2: Till episode three thirty one was recorded before uh three
Speaker 2: thirty two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the Elon Trump stuff was just so silly, uh,
Speaker 4: And we knew we had to get to it quick
Speaker 4: because I kind of figured that it would be flash
Speaker 4: of the pan news because a lot more has happened
Speaker 4: since then. But the Elon Trump stuff, obviously that happened.
Speaker 4: And then he immediately he deleted his tweets, and then
Speaker 4: it was like, I regret, I regret what I said. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel I feel kind of them, I feel kind
Speaker 4: of them, like a jerk for saying what I said.
Speaker 2: What a bitch? I know, Like, what sure the news
Speaker 2: was always going to be a flash in the pan
Speaker 2: because I know the mainstream media was not going to
Speaker 2: touch this with a ten foot pole.
Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing? By the way, it isn't.
Speaker 4: But like you know what I mean, I know it's
Speaker 4: like it's just like, oh, he's in the Epstein files
Speaker 4: and then like nothing on mainstream news at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go to fucking Kyle. Do you know
Speaker 1: anything about it? Yeah, it's it's fucking I get my
Speaker 1: news from a guy named Kyle from and it's technically more.
Speaker 2: Relevant, it's infinitely more It's a point where like, because
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan is mainstream media, right, well yeah, and uh,
Speaker 2: he's a perfect representation to wur at the The only
Speaker 2: difference is he mentioned it, but then he still plays
Speaker 2: the ignorant role like, oh it's crazy, is it?
Speaker 1: Is it true?
Speaker 2: How could he know this kind of thing? He said
Speaker 2: that to the you know, the the head of the hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he is with this fucking bullshit crooked eye and
Speaker 2: stuff where he looks like he's looking at Joe Rogan
Speaker 2: and also looking at Jamie at the same time fucking bullshit,
Speaker 2: and he's like, Oh, I'm staying out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking retarded and dumb and gay. Looks like he
Speaker 1: looks like miscalibrated Terrence. It's crazy the way he was
Speaker 1: like he has like he has like a chameleon's eyes.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 2: He that's and I'm just like, why would I think
Speaker 2: appearance is very important? You know, with with our society,
Speaker 2: appearance is very important to select somebody that we trust
Speaker 2: to lead us.
Speaker 1: And you look at Cashtel and he looks like he
Speaker 1: looks rabid.
Speaker 2: He looks like he kills every minute, Like he.
Speaker 1: Looks like, what do you say?
Speaker 2: He looks like he never stopped, like he's on a
Speaker 2: kill streak and he never stopped.
Speaker 1: Look at his looking at him again, he has killed
Speaker 1: a lot. I don't know if he looks like he's
Speaker 1: constantly he.
Speaker 2: Looks like he's extremely upset to be wasting three hours instead.
Speaker 1: Of still killing. It looks like he's like he's the
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 3: Guy that likes airstrip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets a little blood lick in his dick,
Speaker 2: you know, it's a little chub as soon as he
Speaker 2: hits the button.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, more dead brown people.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna yeah, all the let's go to Pakistan and India,
Speaker 2: you know, kill the people look kind of like me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's mean America.
Speaker 1: If there's less me out there, there's more mean me.
Speaker 2: Kill everyone named. But exp for me, that's probably.
Speaker 1: More people than are in America.
Speaker 2: Probably might be no, yes, tell her in the world.
Speaker 1: Exactly, do you know how many? You know, how big?
Speaker 1: India's population is fifty nine billion at least minimum. That's that'servative.
Speaker 1: That's a conservative estimate. That's not even counting like women
Speaker 1: and children.
Speaker 3: Wildly.
Speaker 1: But so the Trump stuff, you know, it kind of
Speaker 1: fizzled that.
Speaker 4: It is funny though, because there's a lot of people
Speaker 4: who are still like I've seen, like even Candice Owns
Speaker 4: is like what no, but like you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: there's certain people over there that just like are still
Speaker 4: very much like She.
Speaker 1: Had two good tweets. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The first one was about like, this isn't the flex
Speaker 2: or whatever you think it is when he was saying
Speaker 2: when he admitted that he was in the Epstein files,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, so you're admitting that you knew the
Speaker 2: whole time essentially, right, Yeah, And then the next one
Speaker 2: where she was like, do you regret lying about him
Speaker 2: being in Epstein files or do you regret telling the
Speaker 2: truth about it?
Speaker 4: This is it's gonna be a weird couple of weeks
Speaker 4: because a lot of really bad people are gonna be
Speaker 4: mega correct, you know about Like I was, I was
Speaker 4: watching a video like Dick Poent is talking about the
Speaker 4: Israel stuff, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: He's spitting the run. Well, uh, well Israel did strike
Speaker 1: around yeah, and now they're run and there like for Israel,
Speaker 1: they're they're talking about like this is so they've wanted
Speaker 1: to do this. It's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta just not watch the news that
Speaker 2: he wore d Like, it's just if you don't want
Speaker 2: to be constantly or consistently upset. Yeah, what you gotta
Speaker 2: just you.
Speaker 4: Know what I see again, you know what I said
Speaker 4: to see that, uh kind of brighton my day a
Speaker 4: little bit. That Uh, that guy in New York Mo'm
Speaker 4: Donnie who's running from mayors just constantly. I've seen so
Speaker 4: many clips of him bullying Cuomo and it's awesome. Sucks
Speaker 4: well right, but like he's like bullying him. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I'm just like, yes, we need bullies like the Democratic
Speaker 4: Party so lame, Yeah, ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Gonna say like, we needes that are willing to go
Speaker 3: into the group and be like, hey, you guys suck
Speaker 3: and you suck.
Speaker 1: Because of this we need I'm gonna write a strongly
Speaker 1: worded letter.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we also need to do strongly worded letter about Ice,
Speaker 7: just like to support him.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like bitch ass Chuck Schumer where he's like he
Speaker 2: pretends like he's like some hard ass dude. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: fucking fude.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2: Like every time I see him, I was just like
Speaker 2: just expecting someone off screen to just run up and
Speaker 2: ahead of his heart comes into frame. Jawn just lot
Speaker 2: his teeth getting jammed in his other teeth and he
Speaker 2: can open his mouth.
Speaker 4: In a just world, somebody would have Craven the hunted
Speaker 4: him already, you know, just like Craving the hunted him.
Speaker 4: You know, Chuck Shermer would be rug and a.
Speaker 2: D NC pelts man. Let's fucking go crazy, let's go.
Speaker 1: You said they pushed out David Hog or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's what I think we talked about in the last
Speaker 2: one or one of them because talking about or maybe
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: And we mentioned him before.
Speaker 2: I was just talking about how David Hall just basically
Speaker 2: the youth that we're trying to come in and shake
Speaker 2: things up and be like yeah, and they were like
Speaker 2: protecting the status quo still even in the like I
Speaker 2: was saying, they're not gonna be able to keep their
Speaker 2: fucking jobs eventually, if authoritarianism keeps going, you know, and
Speaker 2: then becomes totalitarianism, Yeah, their jobs are obsolete. So the
Speaker 2: fact that they're still trying to protect this is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It is really stupid.
Speaker 4: And David Hogs not even like I don't even really
Speaker 4: like David Hogg really at all, but like.
Speaker 2: I don't like hisaura, but like he I think people
Speaker 2: like him are necessary.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, no, I agree, you gotta get at the
Speaker 1: very least new people in there. Yeah, I saw people like, uh,
Speaker 1: I mean that made a vague tweet about maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit of violence. But somebody was like, oh, so
Speaker 1: you want you have a president advance.
Speaker 4: It's like no, but like I mean, at least he's younger,
Speaker 4: at the very like, at the very fucking least, we
Speaker 4: don't have an elder you know.
Speaker 2: Look, a bare minimum and if.
Speaker 1: We not get eighty year olds, you know what you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, well absolutely absolutely, but no.
Speaker 2: But but also the person like past sixty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, past sixty five, they should kick you down the stairs,
Speaker 4: and if you survive, you get to stay.
Speaker 1: How is it that?
Speaker 2: Like an air traffic.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad test, Like yeah, yeah, if you
Speaker 1: could survival.
Speaker 2: You know, because what if they survive, one of them
Speaker 2: makes it? You know, you know Donnie t that Nigga
Speaker 2: is tough.
Speaker 3: As much as I hate him, he's he endures for
Speaker 3: some reason.
Speaker 1: Well, so he would make it. Now, I think you
Speaker 1: would make it. I'd be like, because he fall and
Speaker 1: then his catheter would explode. Yeah, like, the think he'd
Speaker 1: make it.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I don't want to give any price.
Speaker 1: I think he might have like a like he'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'm really fucked up. Now now I'm on one and
Speaker 1: he's eighty years old.
Speaker 2: He's surviving, He's on one already. I feel you know,
Speaker 2: the person I said, do you want a JD. Vance presidency?
Speaker 2: I'm like, nobody wants that, not even not even Republicans.
Speaker 2: But however, however, it would be infinitely better than Trump
Speaker 2: because people aren't gonna listen to jd Vance. That's the
Speaker 2: biggest fucking thing. No one respects him Trump because it's
Speaker 2: a cult. That's that they they love. It's a cult personality,
Speaker 2: that's all it is. Yeah, they like his r he's
Speaker 2: for some reason he's infallible, which is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: Like this guy, it's because he doesn't admit he's wrong.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, And you don't admit you're wrong, then
Speaker 1: you're never wrong.
Speaker 2: If to people that in cults, yeah, it works. How
Speaker 2: do you get them to kill themselves?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like if legitimately, if Trump said, everybody grab your fucking
Speaker 2: poison kool Aid drink when I say go.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody grab your white flastphorus strips and blow
Speaker 1: them in the air and walk through it and breathe
Speaker 1: real hard. Everybody do it.
Speaker 3: I think way more than you impressed you like, way
Speaker 3: more would do with him, like any like that.
Speaker 2: I like what dude, I'm I'm I'm I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2: I would say out of the twenty five percent of
Speaker 2: the population that like voted for him or whatever, I
Speaker 2: would say.
Speaker 1: A good ten percent would probably do it. Because that
Speaker 1: is the twenty five percent of twenty.
Speaker 2: Five percent that that secured his election. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would say it good, maybe tens a little one.
Speaker 1: Hundred and fifteen. I think more people, Yeah, yeah, people
Speaker 1: would enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I think there's enough centers who are like maybe.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm trying to be logical, but you know what
Speaker 2: the fucked up thing is, you can't there's no.
Speaker 1: More there's no point we got. What how many votes
Speaker 1: you got? Like, what's over two million? Right? How many?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Lit over two million? How many votes did he get? Votes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like total?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like million?
Speaker 1: Right, Like you know that's seventy million plus?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry, I'm thinking my brain's way off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are your wait what in your mind where
Speaker 4: you picture it?
Speaker 3: Like how many votes he got? As a I don't know.
Speaker 3: I saw I saw too. I saw two when I
Speaker 3: was looking at it before. But I guess I might
Speaker 3: be remembering something.
Speaker 1: Let's see, uh Trump.
Speaker 4: You might be thinking of, like, I don't know, Expedition
Speaker 4: thirty three sales in the first week, Like two million
Speaker 4: is crazy?
Speaker 1: How many popular votes did Trump get in twenty twenty
Speaker 1: five election? He's like seventy seven million, I think, if
Speaker 1: I'm remembering it correctly, but I could be courage Why.
Speaker 2: Don't I just use chat?
Speaker 1: YOUBT? Why Why did I still try Google? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: no you can't.
Speaker 2: Why did I still? I still because I felt like
Speaker 2: this was just such an easy answer that there's no
Speaker 2: way they're not gonna.
Speaker 1: What is twenty twenty five? I just pulled up a
Speaker 1: bunch of articles. Didn't even get me. Google is literally
Speaker 1: just if Jordan Peterson like, it's just.
Speaker 2: Like, what even is twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1: How what do you votes?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 1: God damn it, nothing works? Voted Trump secure in the
Speaker 1: twenty five election? I think it's seventy seven two you
Speaker 1: got You're right, seventy point three? Yeah? Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: I think Kamala was like seventy five or seventy six
Speaker 1: or something. I can't remember. I can't remember her exact
Speaker 1: capit it was. It wasn't as landslide as they like
Speaker 1: to say it is. No, it was, but it was enough.
Speaker 2: It was It was just he got to where you
Speaker 2: needed to get quicker. Yeah, But like when everything was
Speaker 2: all said and done, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: As like, oh she got fucking destroyed. Just a lot
Speaker 1: Swig Statesprinsles fucking stupid assholes in the Midwest. They're so tough.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's not their fault that train crashed. A
Speaker 4: bunch of chemicals came out, you know in Palestine or
Speaker 4: wherever the Palestine, Yeah, Palestine, Ohio or that's crazy that
Speaker 4: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: They have like basically all the major fucking places they
Speaker 2: have like those names in the Midwest.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, like they have like, uh, I forgot her.
Speaker 1: There's like an Iraq Michigan.
Speaker 2: There's something I sorted like there's stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Uh okay, now.
Speaker 2: It was funny. I have like examples that. Immediately I
Speaker 2: was like, nothing's pop for some.
Speaker 1: Reason, I can't improvise anything that isn't in Michigan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like one of those places though. Yeah, they got
Speaker 2: some stupid names over there. Michigan hometown is fucking stupid
Speaker 2: ass name. Well, yeah, it's fair. I think everything over there,
Speaker 2: every where were from every name over there's sucking DUMBI
Speaker 2: we talked about this already, but like, uh, when I
Speaker 2: brought up Yonkers.
Speaker 1: The New York, New York town, Yonker.
Speaker 2: New York Times would be dope bass out here sports
Speaker 2: you be people off by force?
Speaker 1: Yonkers is such a strange place. I like it. I like,
Speaker 1: how do you yank somebody? How do you yng somebody
Speaker 1: somebody in the back of the head. That part like
Speaker 1: the like the off button release killed to the I
Speaker 1: was about that, Like for some reason, it feels it
Speaker 1: feels like an elbow strike to the back of the head,
Speaker 1: just like, really, that is so comedically evil to do that.
Speaker 2: Do you guys do that like a prank?
Speaker 1: You ever heard?
Speaker 2: Like over here when we were kids, we had a
Speaker 2: game course on you know, the people that are being
Speaker 2: taken away aroun. Now they invented it such ping where
Speaker 2: you basically when nobody when people were completely disarmed, the
Speaker 2: best time is to do when they're reading the book,
Speaker 2: because they're already kind of looking down.
Speaker 4: They're they're immersed in a in a world, in a
Speaker 4: beautiful realm of their own imagination.
Speaker 2: They're actually happy, and then you grabbed the back of
Speaker 2: their head and put it in your crotching thing.
Speaker 1: So that's just sexual assault. That's just sexual assault. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have that in New York too, in spades that
Speaker 1: New York too. Did you have a name for it
Speaker 1: sexual assault. You guys are boring.
Speaker 2: You tried to paint this so when people are not
Speaker 2: in their business, we sexually assaulted the excuse me. We
Speaker 2: were children. We weren't sexually assaulting. We were just having
Speaker 2: We called it explicit fun.
Speaker 1: In New York, we call it uh cuomo ing.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you would love that guy, cuomo.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you would love that. Holy fuck.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think I think an elboum in the
Speaker 4: back of the head is a clear yon king.
Speaker 3: I think that is so evil because if that person
Speaker 3: is still there, if that person is still alive, it's
Speaker 3: not them anymore.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but.
Speaker 3: That's a different person that They didn't even get an
Speaker 3: assault charge. You didn't hurt that guy. That guy, it's
Speaker 3: not assaulted. It's a yonking charge.
Speaker 1: You get charge.
Speaker 4: You get charged for yanking, which is like twenty five
Speaker 4: percent of a real assault.
Speaker 1: Oh good. Yeah, because it's like because because it's a meme.
Speaker 1: New York's pretty cool. It is pretty young.
Speaker 4: In particularly, they had that show with Ashton Kutcher, that
Speaker 4: second show, like he had.
Speaker 1: Punked and then there was yank and he would go
Speaker 1: it was just its just yeah.
Speaker 4: It was called yank and it was just it's just
Speaker 4: one guy with a fucking JVC handicam following Ashton Kutcher
Speaker 4: around as he elbowed people violently in the back of
Speaker 4: the head while they were going to the a m P.
Speaker 6: He did.
Speaker 3: He did it to some guy on a bike and
Speaker 3: his bike he kept moving and he actually went into
Speaker 3: traffic and died. It was like you got you got
Speaker 3: y you and a guy's body laying there.
Speaker 2: Look they with the Frankie mune is his car? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so like the first episode, they just yanked his look
Speaker 2: at Franky Mute is his back, you know. And that's
Speaker 2: why he's so depressed.
Speaker 3: He's like he's been that's not him anymore. That's that's
Speaker 3: that's version three.
Speaker 2: He used to be really happy and then he's now like.
Speaker 1: His version that he's like an exos. But then he's
Speaker 1: just he's like what what? What was? What's And then
Speaker 1: he watches Malcom in the middle and he's like, I
Speaker 1: love this.
Speaker 2: This show's pretty good. Looks that guy looks like me.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 4: No, he doesn't even realize it looks like him, because
Speaker 4: every time he looks in the mirror, he sees like
Speaker 4: a she he sees shape.
Speaker 2: You're that fucking you get you don't even recognize yourself play.
Speaker 1: Have you ever played or do you know what Patapon is?
Speaker 1: I don't think the puzzle game? Yeah, your little creatures
Speaker 1: from Patapon, that's what he sees. P A T A
Speaker 1: p O N. It's like the Super Cident game. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's no, it's like a ps P. It was PSP.
Speaker 1: That guy's fucking that. He looks the he thinks he
Speaker 1: looks like this. What you say. He looks like a
Speaker 1: little she looks like a little shapes.
Speaker 2: He looks like fucking Plankton. This is like Plankton, not
Speaker 2: like the person Plankton, but actual Plankton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the creature.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy is fuck he's so that's so sad.
Speaker 3: Imagine being that. Imagine being that not.
Speaker 4: You know what's sad too, is that he couldn't even
Speaker 4: sue uh Ashton Kutcher because he didn't remember that he.
Speaker 2: Did not happen to him. He's like, oh, I was
Speaker 2: alive now with these clothes on. And apparently there's a
Speaker 2: disclaimer in the beginning of the show that the contact
Speaker 2: with with Ashton Kutcher's elbow is is consent.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is crazy. That is put at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the show. So yeah, that's enshrined in law too.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's lobbied Congress.
Speaker 2: He totally did.
Speaker 1: As the lobby really got to you know, all the
Speaker 1: Senator season tickets to Yoked season.
Speaker 2: Do you want to young somebody, dude off somebody? Wow,
Speaker 2: this is fantastic, of course, all for you. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I really never thought about the name Yarkers ever until
Speaker 1: I came out here and told people. He's like, that's
Speaker 1: a weird name, and I was like, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: It just sounded so normal to me because of New York.
Speaker 1: Younger is clearly gonna play on the York part of
Speaker 1: New York. Mate, well is it? It's just a I
Speaker 1: don't even think. I just think it's a weird the Yankees,
Speaker 1: because it's in between the places where it's like it's
Speaker 1: in between the city and the and like where it
Speaker 1: starts to not become the city. It's mega weird.
Speaker 2: I think Younkers is really cool. By the train station,
Speaker 2: I think it's actually the coolest.
Speaker 4: The transtation is pretty nice because it's like you're not
Speaker 4: gonna get killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's really all it takes for something to be cool.
Speaker 1: In New York. Yeah, yeah, there, we're really it's more
Speaker 1: like Chicago. But yeah, nineties New York Chicago and nineties
Speaker 1: New York were like, let's switch places. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I found out that even I think Kentucky has like
Speaker 4: a worse murdering.
Speaker 3: Oklahoma City is one of the worst world rates in
Speaker 3: the country.
Speaker 2: It's horrible over there. I think it's just like Indiana,
Speaker 2: but it's terrible too. Yeah, it's it's the places that
Speaker 2: you know, I always love. I always like you guys
Speaker 2: bring this up right now. And when you see like
Speaker 2: the good old boys online talking about big shities talking
Speaker 2: about California, what's happening, I'm like, guys, statistically, it's your
Speaker 2: guys' states. Your state's most murdered.
Speaker 3: Like people about people talk about California, And don't get
Speaker 3: me wrong, I think for me, the big problem this
Speaker 3: is to the state is the pharmaceutical ship. I think
Speaker 3: the amount of ship they let pharmaceutical people get away
Speaker 3: with in California it's fucking disastrous and obviously everywhere the
Speaker 3: tech books. It's it's the worst here in the country.
Speaker 3: Like like like what's like the tax cuts that pharmaceuticals
Speaker 3: get opposed to, Like they shortened school days to give
Speaker 3: the pharmaceutical companies more money. They got they they literally
Speaker 3: got rid of full school Like Californias have full school weeks.
Speaker 1: Chris, did you know that? What did they know that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We would go to school Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and Cali they don't have that.
Speaker 1: What do they do?
Speaker 3: They have blocks where it's like, oh, we go to school,
Speaker 3: uh till two pm today, then we don't go to
Speaker 3: school half of tomorrow and something like that.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't serious. Shit, you not what I kid you
Speaker 1: not stupid as fun? I kid you not like I
Speaker 1: swear that's true. No wonder, no wonder that happened for
Speaker 1: you or did it change for you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm trying to I'm trying to
Speaker 2: jog my memory, because when you talk about blocks, I
Speaker 2: remember something similar.
Speaker 1: Days we'd go to school all week. You might you know.
Speaker 2: The funny thing is because I think, yeah, there were
Speaker 2: certain days that we didn't have certain we would get
Speaker 2: out earlier because we wouldn't have certain classes and that's funding.
Speaker 3: Remember when I came to brother told me that, I
Speaker 3: was like, what do you mean that seems half days
Speaker 3: every other day?
Speaker 2: You know, it's interesting if it's half days. So we
Speaker 2: never had half days. So if they have half days now,
Speaker 2: then it's gotten like, like like much worse. But I
Speaker 2: just know that we there were days for sure, now
Speaker 2: that I forgot about this, But this was in middle
Speaker 2: school specifically that we would get out much earlier.
Speaker 3: And obviously in high school everyone's getting out early because
Speaker 3: you know, we finished most of our credits. Well, if
Speaker 3: you're who the fuck is staying in school all day?
Speaker 2: I did summer school in the first few years so
Speaker 2: I can make sure I had like I only had purpose.
Speaker 2: I had two classes because you had to take English.
Speaker 2: You had to take English for Yeah, there's no way
Speaker 2: around it. You had to take pig and there's a
Speaker 2: government econ you had to take too for us.
Speaker 3: We did, I.
Speaker 1: Think, yeah, I think it took.
Speaker 2: I took economics, and I remember that I.
Speaker 3: Took I took I took for it, and I took
Speaker 3: one science class and I was out by like eleven thirty.
Speaker 2: I remember I just had a memory just slammed into
Speaker 2: my head where we did an econ thing where we're
Speaker 2: supposed to we did a project to you have to
Speaker 2: have a run a business kind of a thing, and
Speaker 2: me and my my buddy, I don't remember if he
Speaker 2: was even a part of it. He might have just
Speaker 2: worked on it for fun. But it was a hospital
Speaker 2: where it was it was like it was a hospital
Speaker 2: that was ran. Oh my god, I remember it was
Speaker 2: like Snoop Dog and and uh and and tupox corpse.
Speaker 2: So we dug him up and we put him in
Speaker 2: the front and this is for school, yes, so it
Speaker 2: was this is economics and uh I I think we
Speaker 2: were getting paid two million dollars per hour for if
Speaker 2: if you were just an executive of the thing. And
Speaker 2: the every once in a while, the the executives, the
Speaker 2: CEO and the CFOs would drive through the hospitals and
Speaker 2: I forgot what kind of cars they were, but they
Speaker 2: I just remember they were purple with fuzzy pink interior.
Speaker 2: So it was just like we made this whole elaborate thing.
Speaker 2: And I remember my my teacher, mister Tyberg. I remember
Speaker 2: this specifically because we were like I asked him. I
Speaker 2: asked him if the teaste for Tits. I remember, I'll
Speaker 2: never get him, but yeah, oh, like so much stuff
Speaker 2: is coming back to my memory, like I do impressions
Speaker 2: of them, like I'm mister Tyberg and the tea stands.
Speaker 1: For Tits because I like him. The tea in his
Speaker 1: name stands for his name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I I skipped one part.
Speaker 2: I was got too excited he would call himself mister
Speaker 2: T's name was mister Tiberg. But you guys completely I
Speaker 2: completely skipped over. So your your your contribution there? Yeah,
Speaker 2: was does the T standford Hits?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I completely ruined what that was by not saying
Speaker 2: that you went by mister T.
Speaker 3: I really don't. I don't know who was worse to
Speaker 3: having a class, me or you. I really can't think
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: So I wasn't trying to be uh like bad. I
Speaker 1: just it was just bad. I was like going to
Speaker 1: fits like they'd have to remove. Can't do that. I
Speaker 1: just do like, like.
Speaker 3: Heyson, stop laughing till you're making the room shake, stop laughing.
Speaker 1: Every file in the class is shaking. Were you like
Speaker 1: making everyone laugh?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: I was, I agree, disrupting the class. I was definitely
Speaker 3: disrupting the class. I was definitely thought it was funny.
Speaker 3: I think I think some people laugh, but they they
Speaker 3: laugh like you know how you laugh at a puppy
Speaker 3: that's trying to chase his tail and it's like he's trying.
Speaker 1: Oh it's cute, yeah, but you're like laughing like I was.
Speaker 3: I was wailing in class.
Speaker 2: Like you saw a puppy chasing a tail and you
Speaker 2: were wailing.
Speaker 1: No, I was like.
Speaker 3: The teacher would have an African accent and then speak
Speaker 3: and I would just laugh at him, all fucking classy,
Speaker 3: I remember you talking about that, that's fucking I'd be
Speaker 3: giggling under my breath and he'd say something like king,
Speaker 3: so you okay, and I'd be like just laughing at it.
Speaker 2: Look, I understand, I understand that. I think I would
Speaker 2: be able to control myself. But outside of class, it.
Speaker 3: Would be then with him and my grandma when my
Speaker 3: grandma had to come in for obviously whatever sort of
Speaker 3: fucking acknowledgement, and my grandmother with their fucking weird ass
Speaker 3: Caribbean Spanish accent, him talking and iglans and I'm like.
Speaker 1: You guys suck you guys can't do this.
Speaker 3: What is going on? Like, why are you? It is
Speaker 3: kind of trying to feel each other out world wise
Speaker 3: and failing.
Speaker 1: It is crazy to me that they like, I can't
Speaker 1: conceptualize going to school, not for five straight days the
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean at college, so well, college is whatever.
Speaker 2: College is essentially school, so that idea is in my head.
Speaker 2: But I guess when I was younger.
Speaker 1: As a kid though, yeah, grade school.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's why people out here like have
Speaker 4: those like conversations that registers that take too fucking long.
Speaker 1: I think there's no value the time. I think that's
Speaker 1: because by the time I was out of school, I
Speaker 1: was like, I have so little of my day left,
Speaker 1: you know, I got to make a count. And I
Speaker 1: hear people are like, oh, I'm out it. I got
Speaker 1: here at seven and I'm out at eight. I'll have
Speaker 1: a long conversation with the lunx lady.
Speaker 3: I remember, fucking hate dude. That's the thing I hate
Speaker 3: the most about California, the way the lines move here.
Speaker 3: That is the only thing about California. I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: one of the few things I really hate. I hate
Speaker 3: how that shit happens, and I think it happens in
Speaker 3: New York, but people are more pushy about it the
Speaker 3: when it happens here. But here when like you're going
Speaker 3: to Ralph's, Like I'm hopping here real quick and I'm a.
Speaker 1: Dip out, it's impossible to hop into a place in like.
Speaker 3: I'd imagine before they have the self check out, it
Speaker 3: would be horrendous. Oh, it would probably be like murderously
Speaker 3: bad for me.
Speaker 4: I think I remember remember like like when we first
Speaker 4: moved here, the raups didn't have a or like they
Speaker 4: were like installing.
Speaker 2: I think I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Glendelle did not have them because I remember having to
Speaker 1: talk to I remember having to talk That's pretty wild
Speaker 1: because I know when I worked at Albertson's in two
Speaker 1: thousand and five, they already installed to self check out.
Speaker 2: So it's weird to think that like ten years later
Speaker 2: and they still didn't have them in certain areas, dude,
Speaker 2: you know the Walmart and the Empire Center. They yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they took them out for a minute and then they
Speaker 2: put them back in. I know they were I know
Speaker 2: they were like, Okay, did you.
Speaker 1: Say where by where I live?
Speaker 2: They didn't tell they didn't tell me they were updating
Speaker 2: them because if that if that makes sense, because when
Speaker 2: I went, they had more cashiers and a bunch of
Speaker 2: them were just standing there doing nothing, and I was like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: He's like that guy. Maybe he just didn't know. He
Speaker 1: told me.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, yeah, they just got rid of
Speaker 2: him like they wanted. And I was like, this is
Speaker 2: I didn't go back for like two months until we're
Speaker 2: just check out. They're back now. So it happened, So
Speaker 2: he was I'm assuming it had to be. Oh you
Speaker 2: were assuming I thought you heard something.
Speaker 3: Because I told me I don't go to Walmart, Like
Speaker 3: that's the one of the few places out like, I
Speaker 3: haven't been to Walmart.
Speaker 2: And there's a couple of things that that are only
Speaker 2: at Walmart that I have to get. Unfortunately, especially when
Speaker 2: it comes to medicine, I got switch to at Walmart.
Speaker 1: Do you guys switching up Walmart?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: That's why I was kind of like, wait, you got
Speaker 1: one complete.
Speaker 2: That's what threw me off. I thought maybe you finally
Speaker 2: just gave in.
Speaker 1: Nah do you guys? Do you guys remember where you go?
Speaker 3: You know that ship sold a lot?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Three three million in four days.
Speaker 1: Three million in the first day. Yeah, I'm not Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course it's Nintendo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so Nintendo would partially decent graphics. You know,
Speaker 2: so people I have.
Speaker 1: To get twelve?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, it's whatever. But do you guys
Speaker 4: remember where you got your Do you guys get your
Speaker 4: consoles from weird places?
Speaker 2: When I lived in New York, I got mine on
Speaker 2: Fordum Road. I got my p S three on Fortum Road?
Speaker 1: Where what store? Do you remember? It was just some
Speaker 1: guy was still EB Games. Did we have EB Games
Speaker 1: in New York? Yeah? Definitely, remember, definitely.
Speaker 2: It was game Stop was two companies. It was EB
Speaker 2: Gaming's game Stop.
Speaker 4: There was separate No, I know, I know that, but I,
Speaker 4: for some got, for some reason, thought EB Games was
Speaker 4: Canada for some reason, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like you don't you know? How like d do you remember?
Speaker 2: Do you know what EB stands were?
Speaker 1: You remember? I'm not even making it. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Ethnically bought games.
Speaker 3: Ethnically, boughtically like ethnically games, No electronic business games.
Speaker 2: You're close.
Speaker 1: Electronic boutique?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh really that's it.
Speaker 4: That makes sense. I went to UH. I went to
Speaker 4: UH because I used to go to Software et cetera
Speaker 4: to get my games, and that was like some fucking no.
Speaker 4: It was basically game stop. It was cooler though, because
Speaker 4: they had weird they had like you get, they had
Speaker 4: like engages. You remember the Engage fucking Engage around You.
Speaker 1: Don't remember the engage Engage the n N hyphen Gage, like.
Speaker 3: One of those fake game consoles that have like a
Speaker 3: bunch of games on it.
Speaker 2: I remember those actually the game, the game like it
Speaker 2: was called Engage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, memory. They were so cool. They sucked, they
Speaker 1: were so loved them.
Speaker 2: You had one, No, I've definitely played one, though.
Speaker 3: Are the ones you're plug into TVs?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And it has like a fucking.
Speaker 1: Like No, there's no such thing. There's no.
Speaker 4: That's a that's what you're thinking of, a plug and
Speaker 4: play console, which is just like that's that's been around forever,
Speaker 4: like pac Man on like a joystick.
Speaker 1: It's been around for a while.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about if you google the N Gauge, it's
Speaker 4: a specific console that had its very like its own,
Speaker 4: very specific games.
Speaker 1: You don't remember this thing?
Speaker 2: Is it like in and Engage like g A G E.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Engage This fucking thing looked so shit. I
Speaker 1: can't believe. Like I remember looking at that thing and
Speaker 1: be like, well that looks maybe a little high end,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't know, I don't know anything. Are
Speaker 1: you talking about this bullshit? Yeah, about this fucking phone
Speaker 1: item that a fucking predator would pull out a predator.
Speaker 1: It's a predator's device. But like, dude, they had like, man, no,
Speaker 1: I miss this. I did not. I remember.
Speaker 4: I remember this so distinctly, and I don't even know why,
Speaker 4: because there's no way it sold well. But like I
Speaker 4: remember it on No, I just remember it at the
Speaker 4: software et cetera. And like they the way they advertised
Speaker 4: this thing made me think that I was missing out
Speaker 4: on something because.
Speaker 1: I can play red Faction on here. Well that's what dude,
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying. It's like at the time,
Speaker 1: it had like fucking Sonic and like tomb Raider and
Speaker 1: fucking SSX and like Virtue of Tennis Raymond Tony Hawk's
Speaker 1: pro Skater, and I was like, what the fuck you
Speaker 1: can play that ship portably? Of course, the Internet didn't exist,
Speaker 1: so you couldn't look up or like for us, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I couldn't use the internet at
Speaker 1: my own behest and so like, I couldn't look up
Speaker 1: how those games actually ran, or like what those games
Speaker 1: were on those machines. Yeah, and bro, like I thought.
Speaker 2: That was Portal two and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: No? How much they go for on eBay an Engage
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ a billioned out a clean billion. I'll take
Speaker 1: a hands on.
Speaker 4: This video was upload February sixth, twenty twenty one hands
Speaker 4: on with the Engage call of Duty. They had a
Speaker 4: call duty on this thing with no joystick?
Speaker 1: Was it the first one? It's called the call of Duty? Yo.
Speaker 1: That is out fucking grageous. Every three bones? Man, what
Speaker 1: do you think? Wow?
Speaker 2: Fifteen dollars shipping?
Speaker 1: Bro, my dick? Fuck that yo? Fifty you know it? Boys?
Speaker 1: Nothing do you? Guys? Playing like a mobile Ports of.
Speaker 3: A played Batman Arkham Knight on the fucking on the razor, dude,
Speaker 3: Night was Arkham?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: It was you know, you looked up like that Motorola
Speaker 1: was still making they were still Morazor ports in twenty fifty.
Speaker 1: It might have been it might have been the Dark Knight,
Speaker 1: maybe Dark Knight or something like that, and maybe on
Speaker 1: on what year was this, He doesn't know years. He
Speaker 1: just ohn Batman came out around that.
Speaker 3: That was Silent None, No, No, that was Wight. It
Speaker 3: was one of the movies.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a way. I thought it was the
Speaker 1: movie game. You might be right. Actually I don't know, so.
Speaker 3: It's probably I think either The Dark Knight or Batman Begins.
Speaker 3: And I played it on that.
Speaker 1: They made those games, Yeah, they did. It was I
Speaker 1: remember because I was on my friend's moto. I missed this.
Speaker 1: I remember I never played. I didn't know they made
Speaker 1: those movies games for those movies. I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember he got the Trial right.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing the game Informer because I would read
Speaker 1: Game Reformers religiously, so I kind of knew. I knew
Speaker 1: everything that was coming out with no way to afford
Speaker 1: any of it. But I remember seeing Batman Begins and
Speaker 1: being like there was other games to like Predator, Concrete Jungle.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was like it was like a
Speaker 1: Predator game, like it took place in like not like
Speaker 1: a modern Predator, I mean like the front the franchise,
Speaker 1: but as a monster.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I understand it's worth clarifying because like.
Speaker 2: You're talking about video games. There's only one conclusion.
Speaker 1: It could be like a Focals revenge game.
Speaker 3: I want to see predator Fogel against the predator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, predator versus predator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is kind of fun and it it'd be
Speaker 2: Foal trying to catch a child.
Speaker 3: Predator will also the predators looking for his son.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: This footage of Call of Duty on the end gage
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: How many frames is that?
Speaker 4: I ironically think this's like what like fifteen frames a
Speaker 4: second maybe?
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: I saw that that that soldier move and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's stuck in a time warm dude, he's fucking like
Speaker 2: he's fucking.
Speaker 1: They probably advertising. They probably advertised it like play the
Speaker 1: whole thing in bullet time.
Speaker 4: You know, they're like, you know back then where they
Speaker 4: would like where they would like try to disguise a
Speaker 4: setback as like a feature that's like a that's like
Speaker 4: that's classic marketing market Like, I mean you saw that
Speaker 4: too with like the when they put out the Well
Speaker 4: now it's more common, but like the all digital consoles,
Speaker 4: remember when the Xbox one S Discless version came out
Speaker 4: and the box said disc free gaming, you're gonna deal
Speaker 4: with those cumbers some discs.
Speaker 1: Who wants who wants matter wants to actually own a game,
Speaker 1: but you could just sucking? What's out about? It's like
Speaker 1: you still kind of don't own it anyway, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It is like I was thinking because, especially since I
Speaker 2: don'd playing consoles right now, I was like, shit, I
Speaker 2: don't own anything. I haven't known anything physical in a
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steam steams all fucking yeah, I done.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a problem. Or I was thinking of
Speaker 2: going back and buying some stuff just to have it.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about getting a three sixty because there's
Speaker 4: a lot of games that I can't I mean, to
Speaker 4: be fair, the current Xbox is like it's pretty backwards compatible,
Speaker 4: but there's a lot.
Speaker 1: Of shit that I'm like that just doesn't work. Like
Speaker 1: I have Marble Ultimate Alliance to.
Speaker 4: There, or one doesn't work as far as I know,
Speaker 4: Like maybe the disk is fucking don't know, that's also possible,
Speaker 4: but Mercenaries two doesn't work.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of games and I'm like, really, man,
Speaker 1: it's so weird.
Speaker 2: Because I have the uh, the the Xbox, you know,
Speaker 2: the Arcade, I have the stuff. Oh this is Xbox one.
Speaker 1: Though Xbox one one's probably more backwards compatible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I still have most of the games I
Speaker 2: have on there are the all that Xbox Arcade Ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and Mercenaries two's on their Marvel Lines two Ultimate lines too,
Speaker 2: not the first one.
Speaker 1: I gotta try it. I got it.
Speaker 4: Maybe I I think I might have tried Mercenaries too
Speaker 4: and then gave up.
Speaker 1: Maybe to be fair, I haven't I need I haven't
Speaker 1: tried playing it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work, yeah, you know, I'll download it and
Speaker 2: see what happens.
Speaker 1: Because if you can download it, it's in my library.
Speaker 1: If you can download it, then it probably works, yeah.
Speaker 4: Because I don't think you'd be able to download anything
Speaker 4: that you couldn't play, but like discs or like kind
Speaker 4: of like a hit and miss kind of thing.
Speaker 3: That's interesting, makes sense.
Speaker 1: But anyway, should we move on to some questions from
Speaker 1: our patrons? Why not? Oh? Well, what do you mean? Well?
Speaker 1: That's well, oh okay, there we got a question about
Speaker 1: let's do it jack. So I want to preface this
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Speaker 4: You can ask us questions over there. As little as
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Speaker 4: access ad for you all that shit, right, but.
Speaker 1: It's fucking what are you looking at? These scammers?
Speaker 2: You know how it'll read the text out and voicemail.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, authorize the payment of nine hundred and ninety
Speaker 2: nine dollars for your recent order of the Apple iPhone
Speaker 2: sixteen pro on your account.
Speaker 3: Speaking of that, someone someone using my credit card yesterday
Speaker 3: I got I had to call in and get my
Speaker 3: credit card canceled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was me.
Speaker 3: It was really crazy because because I had I had
Speaker 3: two charges on it. I was like, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: I had like nothing on this credit card. And then
Speaker 3: I called in. It was groceries too, So whoever then
Speaker 3: is buying groceries. It's unfortunate. They're probably just struggling, but also,
Speaker 3: fuck you, that's my money.
Speaker 1: The hell?
Speaker 2: Like did it say we're where?
Speaker 1: I was?
Speaker 3: Amazon Groceries and Ship. Then I was like, excuse me?
Speaker 1: That was me? Yeah, interesting, Well you're gonnabout you're gonna
Speaker 1: be in troublesome.
Speaker 2: But that happened with me with Station Ship PlayStation Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: they bought like six or seven games, it was like
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars or something. But then I called them.
Speaker 2: I was like Uh, I don't live in fucking Bangladesh
Speaker 2: or whatever the fu for me? Settle Yeah, damn Seattle,
Speaker 2: did you dirty? I was like, they are a bunch
Speaker 2: of like dirty fucking there's a lot of panhandlers there
Speaker 2: and ship and there, and then you have you know,
Speaker 2: the Amazon.
Speaker 1: Of panhandlers that used to work at Microsoft, like just
Speaker 1: like because so they're they're they're like they're poor, but
Speaker 1: they have like crazy tech skill. Yeah, they're like Wade
Speaker 1: from a fucking Kim Possible. He just sits in the
Speaker 1: chairs like I'm poor. Anyway, here's my jorker.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Anyway, we've we've gotta we got a question about
Speaker 4: something that happened.
Speaker 1: Uh that. Uh I.
Speaker 4: I want to preface this by saying I do, I
Speaker 4: don't I know. I still to this day don't know
Speaker 4: anything about these people.
Speaker 1: I saw this in passing on Twitter, and in comparison
Speaker 1: to all the ship happening, it just kind of feels
Speaker 1: like whatever, Right, So I forgot about it immediately, But
Speaker 1: then people were writing in about it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess this is like a thing that people are
Speaker 1: taking notice of that more people know about it. But
Speaker 1: so ran Deep Kang rode in and he says, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: did you hear did you hear about the YouTuber and
Speaker 1: his wife getting shot and killed on live stream because
Speaker 1: of a copyright dispute. Finny the Legend.
Speaker 2: Never heard of this person, you wouldn't he has They
Speaker 2: both of them combined probably have like thirty thousand subscribers
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, what a fucking way. Yeah that
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: I got I got the scoop.
Speaker 1: If he had seventy k I could see it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But like so, Finny the Legend was in a copyright
Speaker 4: dispute with a with the YouTube shooter. Finny went on
Speaker 4: a trip to Vegas, of course Vegas with his wife
Speaker 4: and was irl streaming when the shooter booted up his stream,
Speaker 4: driving around Vegas yelling about coming to his turf and
Speaker 4: trying to find them. It all ended when the shooter
Speaker 4: running up to Finny and his partner while on stream,
Speaker 4: and the shooter shot and killed Finny and then shot
Speaker 4: and killed his wife right after they tried to pick
Speaker 4: up the cameras. So crazy, this really happened. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: was just the guy that that Yeah, this situation is
Speaker 4: really fucked up. Kybrire just be turned double homicide. Uh yeah, man.
Speaker 2: This is what happened, right, This guy, Manny, this cholo
Speaker 2: that lives in Vegas, he runs his mouth. Uh, of
Speaker 2: course it's right by California. So I guess they all
Speaker 2: moved to Vegas because it's way cheaper.
Speaker 1: They got Spanish speaking people in Las Vegas. It's actually extreme.
Speaker 3: I would have never guessed.
Speaker 1: I guess. And anyway, Yeah, so this guy, I guess
Speaker 1: he sucks. But man, god, that's like that. This guy,
Speaker 1: this guy's a real jerky. He's a knucklehead. No, I
Speaker 1: guess he was just doing a bunch of dumb gang ship,
Speaker 1: you know. And Uh, the reason why Finny the Legend
Speaker 1: met his wife was there was like a whole it
Speaker 1: was almost like Ethan Ralph, where there was people that
Speaker 1: came together to hate on this dude, Manny, And I
Speaker 1: guess that dude's wife, Finny the Legend's wife. The way
Speaker 1: they met was she went by the name Bubbly and
Speaker 1: she knew Manny Manny wants pepper sprayed her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Finny and Bubbly bonded over that bullshit happening
Speaker 2: stuff and he was like, yeah, you're lucky he didn't
Speaker 2: fucking do something worse, even though he eventually did. So
Speaker 2: they eventually, you know, got married and stuff. She moved
Speaker 2: to Arizona with dude, and so they came back up
Speaker 2: to Vegas. The reason why the whole beef thing even
Speaker 2: happened was Manny was copywriting Fanny the Legend, and because Fanny,
Speaker 2: his whole channel was just shitting on Manny. It was
Speaker 2: live streams of people hopping on talking about how much
Speaker 2: Manny sucks, and also if defenders wanted to come on
Speaker 2: and talk shit too and be like people defending this monster.
Speaker 2: But he kept it open ended to where it's like
Speaker 2: if y'all want to come through and defend this or whatever.
Speaker 2: But it was just people usually talking shit about him.
Speaker 2: So he started to gain a little bit of a
Speaker 2: presence by just shitting on that dude, Manny. And of
Speaker 2: course he got so upset because the copyrights wouldn't stop
Speaker 2: in him, and so that's when he came hunting. He
Speaker 2: went to dozens of casinos looking for Finny and then
Speaker 2: finally found him. Didn't see the live stream. If anyone's
Speaker 2: been killed in live stream, I've never seen it once.
Speaker 2: I just don't I'm not a fan.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not you don't see anything. You just
Speaker 4: it's more a commotion and you kind of get the
Speaker 4: gist of what's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not on camera, Okay, I usually it's not
Speaker 2: like what the that one that old black dude that
Speaker 2: got shot if on Facebook Live.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember that. Oh I saw one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I didn't see the It was just.
Speaker 3: It was morbid.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I usually just don't. I usually
Speaker 2: just don't watch those things.
Speaker 1: I hate the way you pretend like this.
Speaker 3: Is not just the old gentleman, the old gentleman. And
Speaker 3: it got way out of it. It kind of like
Speaker 3: he said.
Speaker 4: He sent me recently a video from an account called
Speaker 4: people Dying.
Speaker 1: I don't think I did. You fucking did. I don't
Speaker 1: think I did. What I say, people die? Was the car?
Speaker 1: The car? I don't know, look at it? Are you like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to open something from an I don't
Speaker 1: think I did. I don't think I did. You bitch,
Speaker 1: fucking bitch, bitch said not people dying so far? Oh no,
Speaker 1: dying on camp? Sorry, I just remembered it. This one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here do I want to see this guy, de you're.
Speaker 2: Not gonna see him. Guy, I'm gonna see what the commotion,
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 4: I wish I knew static electricity on the on the
Speaker 4: gas I think is that or something?
Speaker 1: I think so that would be my guess. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a fucking staticologists. It's crazy, you.
Speaker 2: Know what's scary? Like sometimes stuff like that makes me
Speaker 2: a little paranoid. I'm like, oh god, damn a.
Speaker 4: Little you know, for context, it's a video a car
Speaker 4: exploding at a gas station.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it's not like a fire explosion, not
Speaker 2: a course, Yeah, that's what it's like. That's terrifying. It's
Speaker 2: like a balloon popping. But I felt that way with
Speaker 2: you know, the the in in like the chairs, like
Speaker 2: the gas fucking thing to so on, some shitty chairs.
Speaker 1: This one guy got impaled.
Speaker 3: It's Mokey sent me that. In the aftermath image, I
Speaker 3: didn't see it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: There's no body, there's this chair strat all over.
Speaker 1: But then it's some blood but like.
Speaker 3: And it's like they blow up And I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not buying a chair like that ever again, So.
Speaker 2: Don't buy Chinese what that was my thing because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you don't want to buy a cheap gas one. So
Speaker 2: just I would just say, if you're gonna buy a
Speaker 2: gaming chair, because there's some ones that are fucking cheap
Speaker 2: now I'm talking like seventy bucks or something sixty, don't
Speaker 2: buy those. I don't buy those chair on the the
Speaker 2: fucking zero point two percent chance to say, I just
Speaker 2: don't even want to risk that.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy that the chair could be so damaging.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: And then it directly goes into your asshole too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so likerupt.
Speaker 4: Turns into goes right up your asshole, turns you into
Speaker 4: a conehead for a brief period, and then you're dead.
Speaker 1: You fucking look like a scarecrow afterwards, it's like the worst.
Speaker 1: You like Patrick.
Speaker 2: Hope, Well, you're streaming too, So somebody caught that ship.
Speaker 4: Doctor House comes in. It's like, there's a chair in
Speaker 4: this guy's ass. I solved it.
Speaker 1: I solved it. You know why this doctor has had
Speaker 1: a crime scene Theoretically, you're.
Speaker 2: Wrong, House, It's not it's uh, it's not technically the chair.
Speaker 1: It's just the cold. There's a fucking metal rod and
Speaker 1: piled up. This guy's as his chairs exploded. He's lying
Speaker 1: on the kind of blood. It's a cold house, the
Speaker 1: cold house. The chair didn't kill and it was the cold.
Speaker 1: There was the cold, virus, influenza. It's a cold. It's
Speaker 1: it's a cold house. It's like it's actually quite nice
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 3: Difference, like he died from the cold. He died, did
Speaker 3: him after because he was dying at that point. It's
Speaker 3: at that point it's a dime of the chair, but
Speaker 3: the cold what finally made his heart stop.
Speaker 4: Well, it's well, technically like it's it'll be weird. It
Speaker 4: will be a weird episode because they'll both technically be
Speaker 4: right because like he sat down to go look up
Speaker 4: cold remedies, so the cold did technically kill him. But
Speaker 4: also it's obviously primarily the.
Speaker 1: Wrong house. Who would get the experience the cold or
Speaker 1: the chair.
Speaker 2: Would get the chair?
Speaker 1: Well, they're both. Everything's dead.
Speaker 4: I guess that's so. I guess it's like it's it's
Speaker 4: a it's a draw. Really, nobody gets any.
Speaker 2: Experience wasted experience that's wasted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the doctor who comes in, he gets who picks
Speaker 1: up is like fable where you you get to pick
Speaker 1: up that new on a game that's coming out I
Speaker 1: think like early next year is yeah, I'm excited. Gameplay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they shouldn't play it twice. I think the show game play,
Speaker 1: it looks looking good. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. Have since Resident Evil or Musashi's It's that's
Speaker 2: it's yeah him, Well he's not back, he's this is
Speaker 2: the They did a series on him on Netflix really
Speaker 2: and then now he's in the game, which is cool
Speaker 2: because like before it was sem catchy, and then it
Speaker 2: was this, Yeah, the second guy, I can't remember his name.
Speaker 2: That was the third one, third one, the French guy
Speaker 2: from the future, which is funny to say, this is
Speaker 2: funny sentences.
Speaker 1: Awesome, here's here's Seminsk and a French actor from the
Speaker 1: future trade places? Was that what that game was? Was?
Speaker 1: I never played the third one.
Speaker 2: I have leave vouch for that game. That's why I'm
Speaker 2: like the second one was the weak point week point.
Speaker 2: They just released it, right, and now you can get
Speaker 2: you can get the double for like you get both games,
Speaker 2: like forty bucks.
Speaker 1: Kind of cool. But I'm like, yeah, yeah, cue, can
Speaker 1: we do the future game? Please? Can we get fucking
Speaker 1: John Reno?
Speaker 2: Fucking I was gonna uh slaying different slaying fucking owing
Speaker 2: back in the day with this cool sword whip thing.
Speaker 1: It's fucking cool. Man is so cool. Yeah, what a
Speaker 1: ridiculous idea.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb, but I love it.
Speaker 1: It's like Ivy, it's so brutal. It's like there's a
Speaker 1: character with like a gun scythe also in some game guns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what how.
Speaker 2: Does that work?
Speaker 1: It's fun scythe well, dude, sometimes like you turned the knob.
Speaker 1: I don't around.
Speaker 4: No, I don't remember exactly. I think it was like
Speaker 4: because the gun bar was at the end where the
Speaker 4: blade was, so it would be like so I think
Speaker 4: the idea was that. I can't remember what game this was,
Speaker 4: but I know I've seen it where like you'd get
Speaker 4: the scythe around the back of somebody's neck and then
Speaker 4: the shoot it and then it would pull the thing.
Speaker 1: Back and it was crazy cool.
Speaker 2: That sounds cool. It sounds way cooler than like Squall's
Speaker 2: gun sword Squall from Final Fantasy.
Speaker 3: This sort is stupid because there's no barrel. It's so dumb.
Speaker 3: I think it looks cool. You know what's cool The Lionheart. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love that gun.
Speaker 4: It is a complete non seguite, but I do want
Speaker 4: to mention. Uh, I had my first in and out
Speaker 4: that didn't disappoint me.
Speaker 1: The other day.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I finally had a burger that didn't suck
Speaker 4: from them, and fries that weren't soggy.
Speaker 1: The fries not being soggy was amazing.
Speaker 2: In and out sucking is if you get fries delivered?
Speaker 1: Is that your issue?
Speaker 3: No, I've only ever gotten in and out delivered.
Speaker 1: Well, oh well you can and you can't because that
Speaker 1: line is I know what you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because you have to like well, to me,
Speaker 2: the only reason if I if you have if there's
Speaker 2: an in and out where you can go inside, I
Speaker 2: only ever go inside. You can't order in and out.
Speaker 2: The line is fucking I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't know what you mean.
Speaker 2: They have a partner because they don't need to.
Speaker 1: They don't need to.
Speaker 3: We'll come there and get I think. I think in
Speaker 3: and out is so like. I think in and out
Speaker 3: is such a like pretty decent burger. Like there's nothing like.
Speaker 2: I can't Patty is excellent.
Speaker 3: I can't like, I can't big of something.
Speaker 2: The biggest thing with them, it is everything that surrounds
Speaker 2: it plenty of salt and pepper, and they have an
Speaker 2: onion oil. That that's what the main reason why I
Speaker 2: know that he's an onion oil is that it gives
Speaker 2: me a lot of acid just to Patty itself, because
Speaker 2: I would get like a flying Dutchman, which is just
Speaker 2: patty and cheese, and then I'm like, I have so
Speaker 2: much I shouldn't from a Patty. It's not that much
Speaker 2: fat and it they're very small, you know, like it's
Speaker 2: not like juicy fucking big burger.
Speaker 1: So but he's like he becomes kalid. What's that? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: From elder all the big headed just pure poison.
Speaker 3: I was like, I fucking hate that place, manh Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love the I like that it's wrong, like the
Speaker 3: idea of it, like, oh this is a wrong place.
Speaker 1: Good, I shouldn't go here. I hate those dogs. This
Speaker 1: dog's freaking big head. Big headed puppies. Yeah, they look
Speaker 1: so creepy. They look creepy in a way that nothing
Speaker 1: else in that game looks creepy. They look like really uncanny.
Speaker 1: They're birds like that too, seen the birds that like
Speaker 1: the birds are the birds are all in that in
Speaker 1: that vein as well, but like there's something about the dogs.
Speaker 1: They're so annoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love hitting them with the heavy swords and
Speaker 3: they fall over and they're like scramping, fucking kill you
Speaker 3: when I hit them again.
Speaker 1: Those dogs, I think I'm convinced if I if I
Speaker 1: saw Eldon ring when I was like ten, those dogs
Speaker 1: would have freaked me out for like nine something like where.
Speaker 1: It's just like that's I don't know. I think that
Speaker 1: I was always a pussy with hands. The giant hands
Speaker 1: would have freaked me out. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why have you ever hit him with fire? See them
Speaker 3: like roll around and writhe on the floor. It's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's just creepy, Like why is the hand acting like
Speaker 1: a creature? I don't know. It just creeps me out, dude,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think I feel like I'm used
Speaker 1: to doing that to my dog to freak out. If
Speaker 1: you do that, they just, for some reason, their brain
Speaker 1: just assumes it's a spider. It's kind of awesome. How
Speaker 1: dumb there.
Speaker 4: I have to kill this thing because they treat it
Speaker 4: like it's like it's a threat. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Oh about what do you do the object permanent where
Speaker 2: they understand like something, okay, that changed, or this is different,
Speaker 2: this is it's still the same person. No, it's it's
Speaker 2: completely different now, it's it's a different entity.
Speaker 1: I need to attack or run away. That's my dog.
Speaker 3: And it always like opened their mouths to play with you.
Speaker 3: Then you're like it's me now, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, master, But imagine, imagine Master, I attempt to
Speaker 3: harm you, my mistake.
Speaker 4: Imagine living that life though, where like you just have
Speaker 4: to contend with the reality where it's just like okay,
Speaker 4: like imagine I'm talking to you, right, and then I
Speaker 4: blink and you're a lion, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: or you're like a threat, and then I blink again
Speaker 4: and you're back to normal, and I just have to
Speaker 4: assume that, like the lion's gone.
Speaker 2: Great, great, average schizophrenic man, this.
Speaker 1: Is like, yeah, this is my hand. People were saying
Speaker 1: that somebody said that, right, babies are schizophrenic.
Speaker 4: I think it's really horrible word. A guess I would
Speaker 4: I would say that babies are a schizophrenic.
Speaker 1: If you put a baby, if you put a baby's
Speaker 1: brain in an adult body, fuck, like that would be
Speaker 1: a schizophrenic. It would just be extremely stupid. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a fine line. I don't even and it's actually
Speaker 1: really fucking sad. It's like one of the saddest sho
Speaker 1: you know, Really, what do you mean you're just assuming
Speaker 1: that it's sad.
Speaker 3: No, they're like, like I hear and see things that
Speaker 3: are straight up just not like my friend has one
Speaker 3: of the dogs that helps him, like he like he goes,
Speaker 3: the ghost has greet and if it doesn't greet, somebody's like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's just something I'm imagining. So that's just a demon
Speaker 3: sit in my bedroom right now. Awesome, that's actually that
Speaker 3: is the dumbest thing I've heard about. It's a cool
Speaker 3: concept not being able to perceive reality correctly and not
Speaker 3: knowing if someone's around or not't drive, you can't go
Speaker 3: outside barely even.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying it's like enviable or like I
Speaker 4: would want it. I'm saying, like, as a concept, the
Speaker 4: idea of like a dog using a dog, that use
Speaker 4: of the dog. Yeah, okay, well that's like an interesting idea.
Speaker 4: I never once considered that that would be like a thing.
Speaker 3: He tells people.
Speaker 4: But see the issue with that is like some dogs
Speaker 4: are schizophrenic because I know dogs will hark at like,
Speaker 4: you know, just the corner of the kitchen.
Speaker 3: You have to have a train.
Speaker 2: We had a schizo dog that dogs all the dog
Speaker 2: would like recognize us and then like moments later not
Speaker 2: recognize us.
Speaker 3: That shit sucked, Yeah, dog to do it?
Speaker 2: Obviously, you can't have Oh yeah, you would get a
Speaker 2: fucking find up dogs from the pound and just put
Speaker 2: it to work.
Speaker 1: Just a traumatized dog with getting a hair marks, give
Speaker 1: it a fucking vest on a cloth. Now dickhead.
Speaker 2: Dickhead dog got beat for the first months of its
Speaker 2: life and now has the work of jobs.
Speaker 1: We got nine to five.
Speaker 2: Kitso guy has the you know, the helper dog or whatever,
Speaker 2: and he's like, could you greet that person?
Speaker 1: Just a tax of a meeting. What is it about
Speaker 1: an abused dog that is so much sadder than an
Speaker 1: abused human because humans suck? Right?
Speaker 4: Well that what if the dog was abused by another
Speaker 4: Like what if a dog punched the ship of another
Speaker 4: dog for five years?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: The thing, the thing about the thing about dogs is
Speaker 3: that dogs in their natural state are just allies to humans,
Speaker 3: you know, in the way that humans aren't humans just suck.
Speaker 1: It's just I think it's a mathematic thing. They suck.
Speaker 2: Look, I was watching a true crime thing last night
Speaker 2: and it was a YouTuber that went crazy and killed
Speaker 2: his family. You guys probably classic. Yeah, this is like
Speaker 2: seems to be happening. He was called like the anime something.
Speaker 2: I can't remember his name, I don't know, but the
Speaker 2: anime is something he was.
Speaker 4: I know about the Skyrim guy. Yeah, the TikTok skyrom
Speaker 4: guy popular. He kind of popularized those videos of like
Speaker 4: people pretending to be NPC's and Skyrim where they were
Speaker 4: like kind of like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love those yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love those two. He killed his wife?
Speaker 2: Was he the Oh no, this I'm thinking of a
Speaker 2: different gathers He's a guy playing GTA and he pretended
Speaker 2: to stream why he was killing his girlfriend was different ones.
Speaker 1: That's nefarious, Like here he if this is the same thing,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking probably he recorded like an entire fake stream
Speaker 1: of him, like he's so like he recorded yeah, and
Speaker 1: then he like he I think he streamed the screen
Speaker 1: playing the video of his live stream and then we'd
Speaker 1: be like hey, and he would make excuses like he
Speaker 1: just wouldn't react. Hey, guys, I'm not gonna be reacting
Speaker 1: to chat today, yeah, or like yeah, because like the
Speaker 1: chat's not working or whatever, like, but I want to
Speaker 1: play this game and like whatever. It's kind of brilliant.
Speaker 1: But except for the cops when they reviewed, they immediately
Speaker 1: didn't buy it. That's so interesting. I wonder why, though,
Speaker 1: because like that seems like that could work.
Speaker 2: It seems like it could work. But then I think
Speaker 2: with just uh knowing the I think it was just
Speaker 2: a simple like contact in the YouTube people of hey,
Speaker 2: how is this?
Speaker 1: Was this streamed or was.
Speaker 2: This a pre recorded you know, like you know, how
Speaker 2: he just uploaded. They probably just immediately were given the
Speaker 2: information the metadata that this was a video that was
Speaker 2: uploaded and wasn't live streamed directly to YouTube.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Like it.
Speaker 2: Was like this was an actual thing and it wasn't.
Speaker 2: There was some type of metadata to let them know
Speaker 2: that there was something too. He tried, but it didn't work.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I actually I need to. I would have to follow
Speaker 2: upon that extremely somebody listening might know better.
Speaker 1: Way, someone's gonna use a I for that ship.
Speaker 4: By the way, eventually, yeah, like I used my voice
Speaker 4: to use my voice react to chat every I don't know,
Speaker 4: every seven minutes right right, and then you know, and
Speaker 4: then just record an entire gameplay session, record like stream
Speaker 4: the screen so it's not an uploaded video.
Speaker 1: People are gonna get it. It's gonna get bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What was led me to that, I'm sure lead to
Speaker 1: a war that we're going to stop, probably already.
Speaker 2: Is we're talking about the dog versus human things. The
Speaker 2: thing that I was watching that YouTuber he he tortured
Speaker 2: and killed a bunch of animals, and like all of
Speaker 2: those stories, like I kind of like fast forwarded through them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't really want to hear the details of him
Speaker 2: like killing a bunch of animals, but then like then
Speaker 2: he's described me to the cops, like how he killed
Speaker 2: his family, like awful.
Speaker 1: I still felt bad, but I didn't have to.
Speaker 2: Skip over it because I don't feel nearly as bad
Speaker 2: because like, animals.
Speaker 1: Are just not completely helpless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not doing anything. They're just there because you
Speaker 2: put them in the situation then you kill them.
Speaker 1: And humans are just like.
Speaker 3: Line is so crazy because seeing people get blown up
Speaker 3: and fucking get grenades thrown at them like that, I
Speaker 3: could watch that, but I think There's something so much
Speaker 3: more disgusting about hearing someone describe the evil of doing
Speaker 3: that to somebody, because I think for me, it's always.
Speaker 1: Like it's like detached. It's like, oh, there's a degree
Speaker 1: separation where.
Speaker 3: There's a person on a screen turning into mist opposed
Speaker 3: to this guy being like, yeah, I got really upset,
Speaker 3: so I grabbed my Oh yeah, they're down seven flanks
Speaker 3: of stairs. Uh. Then I proceeded to stomp on.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that that's so much more like this is evil. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I post the moments of stupid evil, like meditated, like
Speaker 3: premeditated evil.
Speaker 2: Dude, This this story is kind of crazy because it
Speaker 2: wasn't it was on he wanted to kill people, and
Speaker 2: then it just this was just like I guess, the
Speaker 2: perfect in his mind, the perfect opportunity because he didn't
Speaker 2: actually plan it is just his mom was in the
Speaker 2: garage and he shot her, and then his brother just
Speaker 2: happened to be passing by, just being like what was
Speaker 2: that loud sound? And like, I guess that guy has
Speaker 2: I guess that guy has guns.
Speaker 1: All the time.
Speaker 2: So his brother didn't even register when like that guy
Speaker 2: was pointing the gun at his brother. His brother didn't
Speaker 2: register it because he was still kind of confused what
Speaker 2: was happening. He's so used to having guns, so he
Speaker 2: shot him ran into the bathroom. Dad now is like
Speaker 2: getting up, what the hell's going on? Shoots his dad
Speaker 2: and he falls back on the dead the bed. Then
Speaker 2: he tries to get into the bathroom where his brother
Speaker 2: ran in, just shot a bunch and then kicked the
Speaker 2: you know, the the dead bolt, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I got him, I guess. And then he did kill
Speaker 2: shots just to make sure none of them were suffering,
Speaker 2: and that was his justification to be like I wanted
Speaker 2: to make sure they didn't suffer. And then I'm describing
Speaker 2: it was so crazy because he was just like I
Speaker 2: would hurt anybody. I would hurt hold on, I was like,
Speaker 2: I would hurt anybody too. If anybody did anything to
Speaker 2: my family, I would kill them. And he's like, you know,
Speaker 2: but you know, I guess I was just they couldn't
Speaker 2: save themselves from me. You know, It's like it was
Speaker 2: so crazy. I mean, honestly, Dylan Rufe, you know, like
Speaker 2: he looked kind of like it's just some white guy
Speaker 2: with a dumb haircut, anime nerd I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1: It was something like something I have to do with anime.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's anime. It's always anime. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: know what he looks like. He just standard fucking nerd anime.
Speaker 1: It's always animated. Was just like fighting for something greater
Speaker 1: than myself.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, look, man, dude, I was a weave
Speaker 3: once upon a time, and I've never really had that thought,
Speaker 3: you know, like, maybybe I should have maybe I should
Speaker 3: have eradicated my whole family.
Speaker 2: Were you like a legitimate, like a certified we've probably not?
Speaker 1: I was probably like I was probably less. So are
Speaker 1: you selling drugs? Yeah? Okay, well there you go. Yeah
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, you kind of speed into a different lane.
Speaker 3: I think I liked anime a lot, like I think
Speaker 3: most black kids like anime the way black kids like anime. Now,
Speaker 3: I liked it, but I wasn't as much as a
Speaker 3: fucking post as they are because I hate black. I'm
Speaker 3: black weaves bottom once. Now they're so they're so aggravating.
Speaker 3: Why because they're just they're just full on losers.
Speaker 1: They have no they have no veneer of like, is
Speaker 1: that not just weaves in general?
Speaker 3: But for me, my time, it's like, yeah, like anime,
Speaker 3: but you're not like I played basketball and like you know,
Speaker 3: I do sports.
Speaker 1: Playing basketball makes you not a loser.
Speaker 3: I guess it makes it means lets you have some
Speaker 3: sort of other characters a little bit swag, you know,
Speaker 3: being an anime fan.
Speaker 2: You know, I play Pokemon, but I also, like, I
Speaker 2: really like hip hop and stuff like that. An I
Speaker 2: don't argue about animes online all day. And an anime
Speaker 2: profile picture of a character that's not black, but I
Speaker 2: made them black. It's my profile picture that is funny,
Speaker 2: Like that bothers me so much and they're doing nothing wrong.
Speaker 2: I just don't like it anyone like that because you're
Speaker 2: so old. If you know what something like that should
Speaker 2: you know, if I knew them, you should be like
Speaker 2: that guy's killed somebody else. I was gonna say, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 4: Well look I don't know anything about these people in Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I guess manny one.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's it is crazy, like that is
Speaker 4: psychotic to do. But you know with them, is he
Speaker 4: did he get arrested?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so it's possible. He's no bail.
Speaker 2: Obviously, he's he's trying to get he's trying to get
Speaker 2: his own Vegas. Yeah, give it to get a chair.
Speaker 2: Well so yeah, so he was probably we're gonna see
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. But he had a public defender. But
Speaker 2: now he's gonna she's talking. He's gonna consult his family
Speaker 2: and see if he can get a private attorney.
Speaker 1: But it's just like what you it's people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on camera time and money. Just get the
Speaker 2: public defender, bro, Like, come on, just go to bed,
Speaker 2: take go to sleep, dude, Like all right, man, well
Speaker 2: anyway you don't have money to like fucking just don't
Speaker 2: be in a toilet that I'm not breathing anymore.
Speaker 4: So great, so American, butter wrote in American, but that's rioters. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my uncle who's never been to la is telling me
Speaker 4: you left. He's are burning it down and then they
Speaker 4: should just shoot him. But how burnt down? How burnt down?
Speaker 1: Is it actually a lot? I love that. I love
Speaker 1: like the the two different realities. Yeah, it's very funny.
Speaker 2: It's it is fascinating to just go on Facebook. Is
Speaker 2: the best thing to go Go on Spacebook, go in
Speaker 2: a conservative circle and see what they're saying. It is
Speaker 2: fucking it's hard. You want to say night and day,
Speaker 2: but that doesn't do it.
Speaker 4: Just I saw a I've saw AI video of people
Speaker 4: burning down the Hollywood Sign and there's like a bunch
Speaker 4: of like old people in the comments being like, I
Speaker 4: can't believe Californa used to be such a beautiful blaze,
Speaker 4: just like the You know what's funny about the assumption
Speaker 4: that LA burns down after every single one of these
Speaker 4: riots is that, like also the assumption would have to
Speaker 4: be that we somehow rebuild it exactly as it was
Speaker 4: in record time, record.
Speaker 2: Like it's just like, wow, it's crazy, and all this
Speaker 2: new infrastructure also looks a little bit old.
Speaker 1: How did that happen? Crazy? We built it up and
Speaker 1: then there looks like there's age the buildings age. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: but but but Derek the Apple store got robbed. Oh no,
Speaker 1: what's crazy?
Speaker 3: Like people that weren't here for LA riots, We're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this seem should happen during other riots. They made it
Speaker 3: seem like it was the most fucking hostile thing ever,
Speaker 3: and it wasn't. It was Yeah, it was just people
Speaker 3: being really mad about cops killing black people.
Speaker 4: And that even grew up assuming that like because it
Speaker 4: was called the La Riots. That was like, oh, it
Speaker 4: must have been like at least like a block or
Speaker 4: two got fucked up.
Speaker 3: I was, you know, and it's like four or five stores.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, maybe maybe I was living. Koreans were out there,
Speaker 3: but you.
Speaker 1: Know, Koens actually only killed another Korean by accident, you know, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't. Actually that was also like fake.
Speaker 3: I love the idea. I love the idea of that
Speaker 3: because I just I told you the story right of
Speaker 3: the idea. We were we were at like one of
Speaker 3: our friends house. You're talking about roo top Koreans. I
Speaker 3: just imagined like a snake eater dressed Korean guy on
Speaker 3: the top of his roof of a rifle.
Speaker 2: Being snaky and it pans away. There was a guy
Speaker 2: looking down the scope amy particularly black folk. But no,
Speaker 2: it just it just aired out a guy that might
Speaker 2: have been his cousin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just completely. Yeah, it's became like a legend.
Speaker 2: In the same way. What was that when the when
Speaker 2: the Ukraine War first started, there was that the like
Speaker 2: a ghost, the ghost of Ukraine or whatever.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? No, I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 1: There was so it was a space ghost, but a Ukrainian.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, I don't follow Eastern European ship
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: No, it's I mean, it steeps into the world.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but like I mean to the degree,
Speaker 1: like I feel like you pay more attention to it
Speaker 1: because I mean, it's the reason why JoJo's even here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that makes sense. Yeah, but I've
Speaker 1: never heard of a ghost of Ukraine, so like the ghosts,
Speaker 1: so you must look, you might remember this just because
Speaker 1: of the picture that they used. Oh, you pull it up,
Speaker 1: I might remember. It might jog my memory's some.
Speaker 4: Fell Yeah, so let me say this about about the riots,
Speaker 4: yeah or whatever, like bro like, look, of course people
Speaker 4: are going out of pocket.
Speaker 1: There's always people doing stupid shit that doesn't do Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: ghost of Kiev not Ukraine. Oh I think I know.
Speaker 1: I do remember this. I remember hearing that at least.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Where's the.
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 1: I guess I got to type in his name too,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Anyway, The point is, dude, so I want to say
Speaker 4: this too. I was in downtown LA for Summer Games
Speaker 4: Fest to meet up with some people. I was meeting
Speaker 4: up with Dustin and Brad and COG and a bunch
Speaker 4: of other people. Did I saw Anita Sarkisian there?
Speaker 1: It's just crazy, Oh my god, she's still around, dude.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I was like, I thought I saw
Speaker 1: a ghost. I was like, I was so confused. I
Speaker 1: was like, that looks that.
Speaker 4: It looks like it might not be like it was
Speaker 4: because it's been a long time, right, Yeah, but I
Speaker 4: remember like I saw her. I was like, is that
Speaker 4: isn't an arcasy? I was like, no, I can't be.
Speaker 1: She was also so small, like how tall do you
Speaker 1: think I need a Sarkisian is? It's it's one of
Speaker 1: those things that I you.
Speaker 4: Couldn't already no, but in my mind five six, five seven,
Speaker 4: you know, at least dude like mega small, like like
Speaker 4: four ten.
Speaker 1: Maybe I couldn't believe it when I saw it. I
Speaker 1: definitely wouldn't have.
Speaker 2: Thought she was that because that, like a decent sized
Speaker 2: dog is like a threat. Yeah, and achiever could kill you.
Speaker 1: Even in head as I think about it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that can't even It's like maybe I just wasn't her,
Speaker 1: but it.
Speaker 2: Maybe because of her her attitude to be like to
Speaker 2: be honest when you when you think about uh, certain
Speaker 2: people the way that they behave themselves. You don't think
Speaker 2: of them as being really tiny. I guess online particularly.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, and we think people like her attitude. The
Speaker 1: people have said that about me and fairness. I guess
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you went online. You can't because here
Speaker 2: is an example. The Amazing Atheist is like six foot
Speaker 2: six or something, and yeah, he's extremely tall.
Speaker 1: They him. How could you in your house denying Jesus.
Speaker 3: Violently taking your fucking crucifix and melts again in his hands,
Speaker 3: is just handing you like the God delusion.
Speaker 1: Being the out of his chest like that that he disappears.
Speaker 2: Ship but like he can't tell because he just cameras
Speaker 2: is facing at his chest and up his head, so
Speaker 2: you can't tell.
Speaker 1: I just remembering something I did. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Like sometimes people just surprise me because I just I guess.
Speaker 4: I always guess it like a median, you know, like
Speaker 4: a median just to you know. Then some people are
Speaker 4: surprised how big I am all the time. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean I'm I just have known you forever. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: like the uh oh I ran in the skill up there.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 4: But the point is to say, I was in downtown
Speaker 4: l A. Yeah, you know, and like people were in
Speaker 4: downtown l A. Kojima was there showing death stranding. He
Speaker 4: wasn't ducking bullets. You know, like this is like a
Speaker 4: couple blocks maybe, and by the way, one block here,
Speaker 4: another block over here, that like where maybe things get
Speaker 4: out of pocket.
Speaker 1: Are like people fucking get stupid and they like rob
Speaker 1: an Apple store and it's like that, come on, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that looks stupid and those phones don't work,
Speaker 1: stupid and no one's gonna buy those things exactly. But
Speaker 1: those people aren't. They they're like anytime it's looting, those
Speaker 1: people aren't. They're not protest obviously at that point.
Speaker 4: At that point they at that point, those people become looters, writers,
Speaker 4: whatever you want. But the majority of these people, the
Speaker 4: majority of that And the one time that I walked
Speaker 4: through a little bit of a protest, it was literally
Speaker 4: just people like I think they were blasting just fucking
Speaker 4: Spanish music and dancing and shit, yeah that's not fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Hassan was there.
Speaker 2: Do you think his fucking you know, do you think
Speaker 2: somebody in his position would risk his life if this
Speaker 2: was like really, there's some ships going on.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's like, to be fair, Hassan specifically like went and
Speaker 4: sought out the high you know, like he went and
Speaker 4: tried to go into the places that specifically like would
Speaker 4: be you know, these high you know content.
Speaker 1: I think he might have gotten some like tear gas
Speaker 1: or something. I don't remember. I think something they had
Speaker 1: like an air gun, like someone weird that.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what he said because I only caught
Speaker 2: like a little bit of it just to see like,
Speaker 2: oh well, there's a good example. Unfortunately him doing that
Speaker 2: and and the purpose of doing that, it's not gonna
Speaker 2: the conservatives and other people that watch whomever on that side.
Speaker 2: It literally never leaks into their space. They don't see
Speaker 2: any of that. They don't see Kyle Kolinsky, they don't
Speaker 2: see any of that. You know. I didn't think it
Speaker 2: was funny because Crystal Ball married to Kyle Kolinsky. She
Speaker 2: because since she did that show.
Speaker 1: With I forgot. I'm so mad because what kind of
Speaker 1: name is that? Well, it's it's it's her parents. No,
Speaker 1: but that's what I mean. It's like, how dare you?
Speaker 2: Well, No, it's her name. Her parents are cute. It's
Speaker 2: just like we had I had a kid that went
Speaker 2: to school with us. His last name was Moss, so
Speaker 2: his dumb ass parents named him Chris. So it's not
Speaker 2: like Chrismas. And it's like your parents are gay, Like
Speaker 2: that's your white your parents don't respect you. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: to be cute, and it's like, don't, don't don't disrespect
Speaker 2: your kid, like you know that.
Speaker 1: It's just like calling your kid's crystal ball. You're like,
Speaker 1: it's your You're didn't you say you want to name
Speaker 1: your kid fighter pilot or something?
Speaker 2: So it's it's, it's, it's, it's it's evolved, it's it's
Speaker 2: actually much worse.
Speaker 1: Now. Okay, so now it's Auto von.
Speaker 2: So auto otto, but that's a very European name. So
Speaker 2: it's tracks and then and the autopilot but auto but
Speaker 2: then like von is.
Speaker 1: With JoJo's idea.
Speaker 2: I never I was like Auto von pilot sounds like
Speaker 2: some old timey fucking pilot that's gonna like you know,
Speaker 2: also he's like the one of those old timey bodybuilders.
Speaker 1: But he's also a pilot and ship that sounds like
Speaker 1: somebody that James Bond would kill, you know, auto pilots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm just like this is gonna be and
Speaker 2: I was just I was just picturing it because you know,
Speaker 2: since she has very tall jeans, I'm assuming I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have a light skinned, tall sun that will be in
Speaker 2: the NBA and then people are gonna chant o VP.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm trying to manifest it because I want millions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to be like you know, you always see
Speaker 2: the dads at the games that are all there like,
Speaker 2: oh my son, I didn't do ship in life, but
Speaker 2: thank you. So I want to be that everything that
Speaker 2: you said for making me feel worth it, I want
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 1: Finally I did it.
Speaker 2: Here's the here's the ghost keep. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you remember this.
Speaker 1: Looks like Sam Hide a little bit. Is that Sam Hide? Actually,
Speaker 1: oh my god? Saying that that is one of the
Speaker 1: best beings about Sam Hide is that like he's he's
Speaker 1: always like the default person, Like he's like, no matter
Speaker 1: what the shooting is, yeah, there's a mast shooter that always.
Speaker 1: It's kind of amazing that he hasn't been like like
Speaker 1: that is crazy to me. He is so unwound. I'd
Speaker 1: be very upset about everything I see of him is
Speaker 1: like the most like what the fuck this guy to
Speaker 1: be on this he does. I feel like there's like
Speaker 1: people that are afraid to go after him. I think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. I think because yes, persons so crazy,
Speaker 1: but he's not like I don't know man, like I
Speaker 1: don't think I think like he would actually do anything
Speaker 1: like I I know.
Speaker 2: People that have been around him not he's whatever. He's
Speaker 2: harmless in these but in certain situations, I imagine. I
Speaker 2: think it's more about like his fan base and people
Speaker 2: that would.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, his fans sucked crazy and his uh the
Speaker 4: image that he puts out is not comforting, and he
Speaker 4: is like a freak like make no say he's like
Speaker 4: he donated like five k to the fucking stormfront of
Speaker 4: the He's not like an excusable person.
Speaker 1: But uh that.
Speaker 2: But again, so people that know that, there's there's a
Speaker 2: lot of people that know that not talking about it.
Speaker 2: Yea and so and then ask a question why, And
Speaker 2: I feel like, well, they're a rabid fans because I
Speaker 2: think nothing serious. Man, who's that that guy that harassed
Speaker 2: Boogie came to his house Frank Castle, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's it. It's It's not that it's uh it's because
Speaker 1: that's punisher, it's very frastle, It's ID it's Frank Castle
Speaker 1: because it sounded like I was saying Castle but like
Speaker 1: Frank the k Yeah, Frank cast my bad. That's hard
Speaker 1: to say, Frank hass not Frank Castle. That's interesting. Notice that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like people adjacent to him, there
Speaker 2: are the type of people that would come to his
Speaker 2: Sam Hui's defense, Say, if he made a video, like
Speaker 2: people like that might come out of the woodworks and terrify,
Speaker 2: just terrorize somebody. I'd rather not make a hit piece
Speaker 2: on him or not even hit expose.
Speaker 1: I guess sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I feel the same way to be fair,
Speaker 2: you know, like I can talk about it like this
Speaker 2: on the service, but I wouldn't make an isolated video
Speaker 2: because it's just not why I invite that chaos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unnecessary. But uh yeah, so LA is.
Speaker 4: I hesitate to say it's fine because there's always problems
Speaker 4: in LA, but like it's not like a fucking apocalypse, dude,
Speaker 4: Like you're you're fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are places in let's just say Appalachi for example,
Speaker 2: that are infinitely worse, that are desolate that there's there's
Speaker 2: just meth heads on the street.
Speaker 4: Like there's even even California itself was like way worse
Speaker 4: during the fires. Like it's like the fires were actually serious,
Speaker 4: you know, that was actually like a big deal.
Speaker 2: There's a real humanitarian crisis because a bunch of people's
Speaker 2: lives were being threatened by yeah, by wildfires versus these protests,
Speaker 2: you know, because people are being snatched up. Ice is
Speaker 2: coming to fucking graduations, fucking harassing people while yeah, kids
Speaker 2: are trying to graduate. And then you have the dumbest
Speaker 2: and evil people on this planet celebrating that shit. Did
Speaker 2: you you tell them this is happening, And they're like, good,
Speaker 2: this is exactly what I will see.
Speaker 4: That they withheld or they detained a fucking Arizona marshal
Speaker 4: or whatever the yes, like an act like a marshal,
Speaker 4: a marshal.
Speaker 1: They're detaining people who like are also.
Speaker 4: Like here legally by the way, who are just waiting
Speaker 4: for their you know, immigration court dates or for their
Speaker 4: papers to go through, who are following the legal process,
Speaker 4: and they're round up anyway, Dice is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're they're rounding up US citizens and but
Speaker 2: people are starting to realize people that are neutral and
Speaker 2: people that are obviously on the left. They didn't know
Speaker 2: how how racist and big of these people are. That
Speaker 2: they're finding out that the ones that were hiding under
Speaker 2: the guys of oh, we're just going after the illegals.
Speaker 2: We just want the illegals out, they're starting to find
Speaker 2: out that no, they just want brown people out in general.
Speaker 2: They're starting to figure it out that like, oh, these
Speaker 2: people that voted for this actually want brown people out
Speaker 2: in general. It's not about illegals in crime. They're hiding
Speaker 2: behind that because there's cheering on what they're doing, apprehending
Speaker 2: and rounding up people who are actually I legal, and
Speaker 2: they're still fine with what's happening.
Speaker 4: Did you see that Trump himself said was like, well,
Speaker 4: we got to make exceptions for farmers.
Speaker 1: Farmers who've been working here for a long time. I
Speaker 1: mean they're oh, they're good people. And it's just like
Speaker 1: he got calls. Look, he for sure because he's fucking
Speaker 1: with big money with the tariffs.
Speaker 2: That's why he had to keep going back and forth
Speaker 2: and keep bringing them back and extending it before because
Speaker 2: there's people's money that he fucking with that will make
Speaker 2: sure he's.
Speaker 1: Not president, they do about that is that like this
Speaker 1: by the way, reinforces the fact that like he doesn't
Speaker 1: really care about like he just believes whatever people tell him.
Speaker 1: Basically he's just like, uh, he doesn't Trump does not
Speaker 1: care if like brown people are in this country for
Speaker 1: free or whatever. Like he's just he's just pandering to
Speaker 1: a base. And so like when it turns out that like, oh,
Speaker 1: actually these people actually do good for the community.
Speaker 4: Uh, and actually a lot of people in positions of power,
Speaker 4: particularly with farming, actually like these people, then he's like, okay, we'll.
Speaker 1: Figure yeah that's fine. Then yeah, no problem.
Speaker 4: You know, sudden suddenly the we gotta get everybody out
Speaker 4: now becomes like actually whatever this Like it's there's like
Speaker 4: no principle at all.
Speaker 2: I just wish I wish to be fair good, I
Speaker 2: guess on that send. But like it is objectively a
Speaker 2: good thing to rescind some of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: It's just so upsetting to see the like I said,
Speaker 2: he's infallible to these cult members, even when he did
Speaker 2: something completely contradictory that should upset them, right, they should
Speaker 2: be upset because it's like, oh, you're gonna allow some
Speaker 2: of these illegals to stay because they're the farmers and
Speaker 2: they should be upset about that because they want the
Speaker 2: illegals out. But now they're just like, oh, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that sounds good.
Speaker 1: Trump.
Speaker 2: You guys literally are no convictions.
Speaker 1: They have no prince. I've seen no convictions, no morals, nothing.
Speaker 1: I've seen some people be like, well, my position hasn't changed,
Speaker 1: but I still But it's also like, I still love
Speaker 1: our president. It's still a button. I'm like, yeah, you do.
Speaker 2: It is weird that you love this person and not
Speaker 2: a policy you're not about. You're not supposed to love
Speaker 2: a president. It's weird back then when he saw the
Speaker 2: motherfuckers that were like and now, to be fair, those
Speaker 2: people instantly after when when Obama started continuing all the
Speaker 2: Bush policies for the most part, then a lot of
Speaker 2: those people that were huge fans of Obama fell off.
Speaker 2: So I give them a past whatever. They got caught
Speaker 2: up in the hype and then they it's so far
Speaker 2: past that with Trump, right, like, oh, all the stuff
Speaker 2: that he said he was gonna do as far as
Speaker 2: like say, being a normal person, now he's doing all
Speaker 2: this fucking crazy authoritarian shit. And those people are still
Speaker 2: riding for him, and I'm like, I don't know if
Speaker 2: those people are ever going to fall off.
Speaker 1: I do think Obama inadvertently kind of did the started
Speaker 1: to call the personality presidency though, because I don't think
Speaker 1: people were fans of Bush in the way that people
Speaker 1: were fans of Obama. Man, I'm not saying that Reagan
Speaker 1: the are you guys talking about that? Feel it didn't?
Speaker 2: I feel retroactive though.
Speaker 1: No, dude, people fucking love that guy.
Speaker 3: Like I know it's because it's because of the connection
Speaker 3: of him that they loved him, because of the actor
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, it's like the JFK. JFK was
Speaker 1: the culture guy to like, oh my god, he's No. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying what I'm saying. I'm saying in the
Speaker 1: modern context. I'm saying and like because I think it
Speaker 1: happens and then it phased because like after Reagan, like
Speaker 1: I mean, Bill Clinton was had George h W. George W.
Speaker 1: George h W. Herbert Walker. Uh, who gives a son
Speaker 1: or son or dad Herbert Walker Walker? No, that Herbert
Speaker 1: So like if you put Herbert in front of it's
Speaker 1: not the son.
Speaker 2: So he was milk toast. You know, I feel like
Speaker 2: his biggest moment was being the Simpsons. I'm not talking
Speaker 2: about if we're talking about political stuff for sure, but
Speaker 2: like I mean, like as far as we're talking like popularity,
Speaker 2: right what people think Clinton is an icon.
Speaker 1: In a way of just as a sex pest, right right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody in between, like Carter, people just respected him,
Speaker 2: but he was not like the cult of personality a handful.
Speaker 2: He was disrespected in the political sense because he was
Speaker 2: trying to do the right thing. Loved him like the
Speaker 2: Palestine is alone, and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, I think it's a different Remember people saying he
Speaker 1: was isn't it crazy? Sorry to you, but he said
Speaker 1: he was wrong, Like, oh, he's wrong for that. And
Speaker 1: then like literally this fits years. It's the same and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, the same thing's happened.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the same thing's happening that the
Speaker 2: fucking administration still saying people that are trying to find
Speaker 2: Palestine is are wrong. It's the same things happening.
Speaker 4: But Graham saying game on or whatever when Israel struck
Speaker 4: or when around was like, hey, you can't strike us,
Speaker 4: what the fuck, bro, you can't kill our top scientist said.
Speaker 2: Some crazy ship recently, who oh no Iran, Like the
Speaker 2: Iranian officials were like, uh yeah, get ready, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like cool man Alex Jones is coming right now
Speaker 2: because he's been talking about a worth around for like fucking.
Speaker 1: Ten plus years, like egging it on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's.
Speaker 1: Been one of the people saying it's coming, it's coming,
Speaker 1: it's coming, but it's coming. Is as like that's bad
Speaker 1: or it's bad. No, so he he he doesn't. His
Speaker 1: position was always and he was correct.
Speaker 2: He was like, hey, uh, let's get out of Iraq,
Speaker 2: Let's get out of Afghanistan, Let's get out of let's
Speaker 2: get out of fucking everywhere's out of Libya, let's get
Speaker 2: out of you know, everything we had hands in and
Speaker 2: shit and toppling fucking governments and putting in puppets. And
Speaker 2: then so he's like, they're trying to do the same
Speaker 2: thing with Iran, right, They've been trying to do that
Speaker 2: for the longest time. But he kept fear mongering, saying
Speaker 2: it's coming now, it's coming, now, it's coming now, and
Speaker 2: that it would never come. And now it's finally here.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, oh my god, he's been edging for
Speaker 1: fifty years. Oh my god, I told you anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh fuck, I don't know. By my supplements. By my
Speaker 1: supplements has got a lot of vitamin R. It's got
Speaker 1: a lot of vitamin R. What is that? Is that
Speaker 1: a real vitamin?
Speaker 2: It's a it's it's a vitamin and not not not
Speaker 2: approved by the FDA.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter. It's a supplement. It's a vitamin R. Okay,
Speaker 1: get uh what's it for? What is it? What does
Speaker 1: it help with? It helps you, uh, grow little tiny
Speaker 1: wings on your bone marrow? And it's actually, ironically one
Speaker 1: of the craziest sentences I've ever fucking heard in my life.
Speaker 2: A great thing about it is you can't prove or
Speaker 2: disprove that.
Speaker 1: I could probably prove that who's gonna do Who's gonna
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: Cut somebody opens?
Speaker 1: I guess, So, who's gonna cut somebody open and look
Speaker 1: for wings? Get his leg? And I think you need
Speaker 1: a thousand X microscope to even be able to see
Speaker 1: these wings.
Speaker 2: Micros And then like you know, you get the thousand
Speaker 2: xs and he's like, no, no, I said ten thousand,
Speaker 2: Like you know, I listen to me.
Speaker 1: You're there smuggling wings into your bone marrow with tartar grades.
Speaker 3: At that moment, you just get struck by lightning through
Speaker 3: your window, like open your window to get a breeze
Speaker 3: and the lightning comes in and kills it.
Speaker 1: I'm so shocked he hasn't been put chemicals in the.
Speaker 3: Fact that lead hasn't been Like, nah, jackpot just walked
Speaker 3: upon him and feel his stomach. At the very least,
Speaker 3: I'm surprised someone hasn't beaten the piss out of him live,
Speaker 3: like in public.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just it's it's there's a lot of
Speaker 4: people that are like that, where you're just like, I'm surprised, Like,
Speaker 4: how is nobody you're is fucking fascinating to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he just we should we.
Speaker 2: Should get him into some pop beef, get the piss
Speaker 2: beat out of him immediately.
Speaker 3: There's not really many real killers of hip hop.
Speaker 1: And well, you know what, Alex Jones has got to
Speaker 1: start making videos about this many guy he breaks out
Speaker 1: of prison. How can we how can we navigate this?
Speaker 5: Eddy?
Speaker 1: Look, this is technically, by the way, I understand very thoroughly,
Speaker 1: this is in poor taste because this just happened like
Speaker 1: a day. But it is such a ridiculous situation.
Speaker 2: The Manny shank redemption as you need to just fucking
Speaker 2: he makes it out, covers his hole with the with
Speaker 2: the with the fucking poster.
Speaker 1: I'm a maniac, Many, I'm shooting people. Who are you?
Speaker 1: It's me, Manny, It's me Many fou And then just
Speaker 1: let's let's get to the next question.
Speaker 4: RF case brain brainworm road and he says, hello, gay,
Speaker 4: gay and gaiety. He says, were you guys ever going what? Oh,
Speaker 4: were you guys ever into going to arcades at any
Speaker 4: point in your life?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? If you were, What were your favorite games there?
Speaker 4: Since I was born in the late nineties, Uh, arcades
Speaker 4: were already dying off when I was growing up. Okay,
Speaker 4: I feel like I kind of missed out in a reality,
Speaker 4: a really cool experience in a moment in time. They're
Speaker 4: still very much alive. They're just like in the they're
Speaker 4: more adult oriented. Actually, yeah, barcades are fucking awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 4: except for for some reason, California has like two.
Speaker 1: It is kind of strange.
Speaker 2: It's insanity to me.
Speaker 4: New York City has like many, and I remember just
Speaker 4: like there was like I think there was one walking
Speaker 4: distance from every one of the venues that we would
Speaker 4: have done, and it's like kind of.
Speaker 1: Weird to me that it is a it seems like
Speaker 1: a good place for it. It's it.
Speaker 2: I cannot uh, I just wonder if it's a logistics issue,
Speaker 2: because I can't, for the life of me to understand
Speaker 2: why people haven't invested in so the more because that
Speaker 2: is video games and beer is the perfect It's just
Speaker 2: a you're it's gonna you're gonna profit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, video games, beer and food is kind of a perfect.
Speaker 2: You're gonna profit. I mean, there's a fucking I went
Speaker 2: to a place called Battle and Brew in Atlanta, fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 2: It's huge, And then there was back rooms where you
Speaker 2: can rent them out and have like you know that
Speaker 2: they have all these consoles in there and all this shit.
Speaker 1: I did a mean greet there and uh with the
Speaker 1: with the fuck poison the wall.
Speaker 2: You remember those guys, Oh yeah, yeah, so so Faine
Speaker 2: and a fat Pat Yeah yeah, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those guys are great and I haven't talked to
Speaker 1: them in a long time. Yeah, but yeah, fucking that
Speaker 1: was cool ship.
Speaker 2: And I was just like if they had a play
Speaker 2: because it was like way better than because it also
Speaker 2: had like the it was like a web station too,
Speaker 2: because they had like a bunch of gaming chairs so
Speaker 2: you can do.
Speaker 1: A bunch of shit stuff that's like serious. It was big.
Speaker 1: They had you know, the bar.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a huge fucking thing.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why the fuck does not California, like
Speaker 2: literally one of the most famous places in the world,
Speaker 2: not have one of these or anything.
Speaker 1: Even the closest they have is like your round ones, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the round ones. And it's just like it's like light.
Speaker 1: It's like light, it's not. Yeah. Round one is cool.
Speaker 3: Feels like it feels like an adult version of like
Speaker 3: a more adult less less adult than uh than David Busters,
Speaker 3: but more adult than like Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like this weird middle ground.
Speaker 4: Like I feel silly going to a Round one, Like
Speaker 4: I'll go, I was. I was there with like Jack's
Speaker 4: Films and like this and Captain Sparkles the other day.
Speaker 4: I don't even know who the fuck that is, but
Speaker 4: I remember that name from back in the day. It's oh,
Speaker 4: I know that that's like a video game guy. But
Speaker 4: like we were at this Round one and the whole
Speaker 4: time I was like, oh, man, I feel weird being
Speaker 4: here because it doesn't feel like I feel like I'm
Speaker 4: too old for this.
Speaker 1: Even though it's a barcade, I'll go there. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm I think it's because you can bring kids
Speaker 1: into it, honestly, and it's not a barcade. But it's
Speaker 1: not like eighty two where, like you know, it's not
Speaker 1: a proper bark. Yeah, eighty two. I love. I love
Speaker 1: eighty two. I remember down there.
Speaker 3: But like those are crazy.
Speaker 1: Go to eighty two. Man, the tacos, Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: there's a taco truck out, the taco truck right on
Speaker 1: the outside. Yeah, yeah, that where we got the tacos
Speaker 1: with Ethan. Yeah, and he got sick. That's right. I
Speaker 1: forgot about that. I don't remember, right, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before Ethan Klein went insane, we would say eighty two
Speaker 1: with them going insane happens. It did.
Speaker 2: It's it's a roll of the dice. It's a roll
Speaker 2: of the dice, especially if you're sucking. Your entire life
Speaker 2: is revolved around like streaming and stuff.
Speaker 4: I feel like you I think streaming really like the
Speaker 4: second is streaming becomes like your main thing you're cooked,
Speaker 4: like I think, it's just like it's cooked so many people.
Speaker 3: You gotta get recorded that much is a problem, just anyone.
Speaker 3: You should not be recorded that much.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's in general true, it's over, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean that that's that world is over because now
Speaker 4: everybody's gonna be recorded all the time.
Speaker 1: You got pound here out there. It's gonna be cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, I I yeah, I love our kide.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I had like a lot like
Speaker 4: there was a are you familiar with New York City? Yeah,
Speaker 4: of course, really yeah, because yeah, of course, okay, yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: So that was like as I liked it when I was.
Speaker 3: It's like a fucking it's like a sort of a mall,
Speaker 3: but not really, but it's a kind of place where
Speaker 3: a dinosaur get loose, that makes.
Speaker 1: Any sense to me?
Speaker 3: To me, was there some sort of big thing in
Speaker 3: the middle of the place. There was there was there
Speaker 3: was like a little rollercoaster somewhere in there. I remember
Speaker 3: that on like the first floor.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was.
Speaker 4: I just remember going there a lot, and like I
Speaker 4: remember like that was my arcade experience. And then like
Speaker 4: the main arcade experience that I had, honestly was pizza places.
Speaker 4: Pizza places, pizza places in New York or specifically around
Speaker 4: me in Yonkers especially, always had a Marl versus Capcom machine.
Speaker 4: Like Youngers, was obsessed with mar versus Capcom in a
Speaker 4: way that like I was kind of saying, there was
Speaker 4: one in an alley way I remember, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like outside that shit was God yeah, the local
Speaker 2: local burger joint marvsus Capcom.
Speaker 1: We'd come after middle school. We had all challenge each other.
Speaker 2: I was so fucking dude, I was I could I
Speaker 2: could fucking beat people in under ten seconds with Spider
Speaker 2: Man because I would just do quick combos, crawler assault,
Speaker 2: You're done, and people would get so fucking mad because
Speaker 2: if you die that quickly, people get so fucking mad.
Speaker 2: And I loved this was my old my my PvP
Speaker 2: days were in person like when we'd play like arcade
Speaker 2: things like I went. When it started getting online and
Speaker 2: I started facing Koreans, it just my I I gave
Speaker 2: up that It made me realize that I'm not good.
Speaker 1: At the game. Fighting games in particular, fighting games will
Speaker 1: humble you in that in that way because like locally.
Speaker 1: I was very good.
Speaker 2: I remember and then I remember a place perfectly now
Speaker 2: we can see, Okay, No.
Speaker 1: I was just saying that. Just why even interrupted? That's
Speaker 1: that was the say it. Yeh, were gonna bring it up.
Speaker 3: But there was a place called the Laser Park in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: I used to go to all the time, my sister,
Speaker 3: me and her and her boyfriend at the time, and
Speaker 3: then my cousin. We would always go to the place
Speaker 3: called the Laser Park. It was in the exact place
Speaker 3: of it, because it's fucking it's an ancient place, permanently
Speaker 3: closed obviously years ago. And uh it's one hundred sixty
Speaker 3: third fourth third Street. Uh wait, one hundred sixty third
Speaker 3: West on forty six Street in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: That's high up. That's that's an upper Easts. I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, that's a central Manhattan.
Speaker 1: That's central Manhattan. Yeah, the zoom out it doesn't look right,
Speaker 1: but it is old.
Speaker 3: I was wondering when I was like seven, I can't
Speaker 3: click it.
Speaker 1: Brother, Hm, did you say when it closed? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a midtown proper But what you call you never
Speaker 3: heard of that? I went there years ago and laser
Speaker 3: what laser park? Laser years ago because I'd only go
Speaker 3: there because were so much older than me. So she
Speaker 3: was like eighteen nineteen going there and she was taking me,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I guess we'd go through Manhattan.
Speaker 3: That's back when Manhattan was like really pretty before it
Speaker 3: became like Manhattan what it is now, because back when
Speaker 3: I was younger, it'd be like a place where cars
Speaker 3: would never stop moving. That's who Manhattan was to me.
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, there's all his cars going going
Speaker 3: the street up fucking midst. But I remember going there
Speaker 3: and had it like it had like sort of like
Speaker 3: interactive games. We would sit down and would like move you.
Speaker 3: It had like everything could think of, had like large,
Speaker 3: like it was just gigantic, And I remember that was
Speaker 3: those places.
Speaker 2: Those are the things that are gone. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: stuff that I missed. Like there's a place time crisis
Speaker 2: ship like like that. You guess she'll find some time crisis.
Speaker 2: I actually I gotta mention something, remember that, don't they'll forget.
Speaker 2: So in in the city of Orange, they had a
Speaker 2: place called the Block, or still called the Block, but
Speaker 2: they call it like the Block of Orange now or something.
Speaker 2: But we just called the Block, and they had a
Speaker 2: thing called games Works, and then and then they and
Speaker 2: then it changed the Powerhouse and it was like a
Speaker 2: place like that that had ingenuity. They had a fucking
Speaker 2: tech in three things.
Speaker 1: So this is what I was fucking.
Speaker 2: You know a kid that you would uh step on
Speaker 2: this circle and stepping outside of it was to move forward.
Speaker 2: You can actually throw punches and stuff.
Speaker 1: You were fighting. It was so ship because it needed
Speaker 1: more time they needed it was like the alpha version of.
Speaker 2: It was cool as ship, but they never continued with it.
Speaker 2: They had it was such a huge space and they
Speaker 2: they just they don't invest in stuff like that anymore.
Speaker 2: And I'm bummed out about that. And uh, Nickel Nickel
Speaker 2: was an awesome fucking arcade because it was just a
Speaker 2: nickel to play whatever. So you finally we were able
Speaker 2: to beat video games because you know, they're all designed
Speaker 2: to just suck your money. Yeah, like, I'm not paying
Speaker 2: twenty dollars to beat a fucking game. So now he's
Speaker 2: it's just a nickel. And so I beat the X
Speaker 2: Men r K game for the first time. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: to beat him up. Yeah that I beat the Simpsons
Speaker 2: game for the first time.
Speaker 1: Gave magneto. Yes, it is that's how.
Speaker 2: It's Magneto and I never gotten that far because you
Speaker 2: know they're designed to not win.
Speaker 1: And Nicol Nickol was a dope ast place.
Speaker 3: Someone playing Atteck And when it's someone trying to do
Speaker 3: Kazia's fucking spin cake combination and the kid getting hurt
Speaker 3: really badly fucking jumping back, I don't know how you fucking.
Speaker 1: Like I would do those moves. I just I feel
Speaker 1: like they did not get that far, like I would
Speaker 1: king grab somebody, you grab the air. I am positive
Speaker 1: they did not get that far.
Speaker 2: The closest was like you just punging and kicking, and
Speaker 2: which is enough because especially like your heavy kick did
Speaker 2: enough damage.
Speaker 1: To you can win. God damn.
Speaker 2: But like it was, man, it was such a cool concept.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I wish there was footage of that so.
Speaker 1: You can see how shitty it was.
Speaker 3: I've been having huge video game nosogia lately, just in general,
Speaker 3: like not even to play games, the memories of like
Speaker 3: playing those games, of them being new. I've been going
Speaker 3: through waves of that crazy why I'm like, I remember,
Speaker 3: like I was at like Lynski's house and I picked
Speaker 3: up a game Boy Advance, and I feel like I
Speaker 3: was teleported back to playing like Mega Man Battle Network
Speaker 3: the first time, being like, oh my god, I remember when,
Speaker 3: like video games are so awesome and like there's so
Speaker 3: much better now.
Speaker 1: Technically, sure, I think, but I think they objectively are
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways.
Speaker 2: No, they are, but like the magic that comes from
Speaker 2: video games is like so well gone beyond my brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah we used to exactly, yeah, exactly, it expires.
Speaker 3: And then actually take a break from video games as
Speaker 3: a whole for a little bit, just so I can
Speaker 3: get back into them, being like, oh these are really
Speaker 3: really cool, and then to start reading again.
Speaker 1: Yeah I think about that sometimes I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: like it would be nice, actually to just take a
Speaker 1: break because right now I'm just like, look at I'm
Speaker 1: looking at it. I have I have so many. The
Speaker 1: the number of games I have is would send young
Speaker 1: me iraling.
Speaker 4: You'd be like, I can't believe you own this many, right,
Speaker 4: And I'm just sitting here being like I don't want
Speaker 4: to play any of it.
Speaker 1: I feel you. I just want to rewatch Breaking Bad again.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, that's basically what I gotta read.
Speaker 3: I have right now is that's the only thing. I'm
Speaker 3: just not reading enough.
Speaker 1: I used to.
Speaker 3: I want to read. I want to start reading more again,
Speaker 3: but I.
Speaker 1: Have new books and I still I opened up and
Speaker 1: I was like I started. I was like, I like,
Speaker 1: and I don't. I don't read mult explosion. I just can't, dude.
Speaker 1: I multitask with everything now.
Speaker 2: Even when I'm washing the dishes, there's like fucking four
Speaker 2: dishes in the sink, and I'll grab U I'll grab
Speaker 2: my headphones and put something on. It's four fucking dishes.
Speaker 2: It's gonna take just a few minutes.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: When I clean, I only have music on. I clean
Speaker 3: with music on. Then that's it.
Speaker 2: And then I like, no, to me, I'm wasting time.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can be absorbed. There's just too much
Speaker 2: stuff to where I'm like, yeah, I gotta it's it's
Speaker 2: it's a thing where.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll put music on. Sometimes it'll be news or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's usually I'll put music on, usually only in the shower,
Speaker 1: because you know.
Speaker 3: I can read musically that doesn't have like words like
Speaker 3: lyrically words, I can't.
Speaker 1: I get soundtracks. I can put on soundtracks. I can
Speaker 1: put on like like beats, I can put on it.
Speaker 2: I just can't be new music because if if it's new,
Speaker 2: then I'm paying attention to music and you're trying to
Speaker 2: absorb it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I'm not so it's just whatever.
Speaker 1: Anything old is fine.
Speaker 3: They could even be read shit that like I don't
Speaker 3: read ship. That's like good for my not It's not
Speaker 3: like it's bad for my spirit. Like if I'm reading comics,
Speaker 3: that's one thing. If I'm reading like like like period
Speaker 3: of pieces, like if I'm reading like like something about
Speaker 3: like African American ship, like African American history, I'm reading
Speaker 3: that ship like almost about the cry. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't read this right now. I'm just gonna fuck
Speaker 3: my day up if I read something about this and
Speaker 3: then go I have to interact with Lily and be
Speaker 3: like what's up point? And I'm like, oh, I just
Speaker 3: read about how black people were eating you know, but
Speaker 3: you know, how's your day?
Speaker 1: And She's like, oh my god, uh do you want
Speaker 1: to make dinner now? And I'm like, yeah, Fortnite, play Fortnite.
Speaker 1: I've been reading this, uh this, uh the terms of conditions? MM,
Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah. Me one it's a meeting. I got
Speaker 1: to read this. Is it a riveting? Would you describe it?
Speaker 1: Would you describe it's long winding. I don't really know
Speaker 1: what it's trying to get across.
Speaker 3: They're trying to take advantage of me.
Speaker 1: I know that they're using a lot of legal ease.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a question you always do you hit
Speaker 2: agree or decline?
Speaker 3: I always hit agree twice.
Speaker 1: Actually you just double agree one sometimes.
Speaker 4: Man, I wish I could, Man, I wish I could
Speaker 4: experience the terms of conditions for the first time.
Speaker 1: Man, what was the do you remember the first right now? Ever? Well, no,
Speaker 1: that you that you remember?
Speaker 3: I read some of the like what is this like
Speaker 3: my iPhone when I was like maybe like nineteen, I
Speaker 3: remember I read a little bit. What the is boring?
Speaker 4: It's it is funny how immediately like you have the
Speaker 4: right instinct the first time you see it, Yeah, which
Speaker 4: is like I should read this because it's a contract.
Speaker 4: And I remember reading it for Xbox Live or whatever
Speaker 4: or something something like that.
Speaker 1: A know.
Speaker 4: I mean like I made it through like one page
Speaker 4: and I scrolled down a little bit and then I
Speaker 4: saw the rest of it. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 4: reading all this, I want to play a video game?
Speaker 1: Right right? Are you insane? Yeah?
Speaker 2: At a certain point, I just accepted it and I
Speaker 2: don't care. Yeah, go ahead, you own my likeness or
Speaker 2: something or whatever cares.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's already like the illusion of privacy and control
Speaker 4: is already so flimsy, Like what what are you gonna
Speaker 4: use my face to?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna like? What?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I say that all the time about when people get
Speaker 2: very paranoid about that.
Speaker 1: I was like, why do do you how special?
Speaker 2: Why do you think you're so special? Like you like
Speaker 2: they're gonna target you or something like. So I even
Speaker 2: talk about like that when it.
Speaker 1: Comes to big like taxes, for example.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm like, okay, there's already understaffed. They're gonna
Speaker 2: come out, They're gonna come after you.
Speaker 3: You have to really fun up attached.
Speaker 2: It's like you guys, just you know, you can chill out,
Speaker 2: especially even with the say, somebody just used your card.
Speaker 1: You called and then they refuded.
Speaker 2: So I tell people like, don't be so freaked out
Speaker 2: like they're going to even if something does happen, there'll
Speaker 2: be I've I've happened a couple of times to me like, uh,
Speaker 2: what this piece of ship? I actually dropped my car
Speaker 2: balls on a bicycle and the piece of ship tried
Speaker 2: to I locked the card, but they tried to use
Speaker 2: it at a McDonald's and I was like, this fucking
Speaker 2: asshole got my card. And the first thing I thought
Speaker 2: I was I could really use a big mac, Like
Speaker 2: what a fucking piece of ship. I wanted to nail
Speaker 2: them to because I usually I'm usually kind of like
Speaker 2: who cares.
Speaker 1: I told them.
Speaker 2: I was like, can you guys pull up the fucking
Speaker 2: camera so I can see who did it the car,
Speaker 2: like we don't have to get the cops involved.
Speaker 1: And I was like fuck. I was like, because that's
Speaker 1: gonna take a warrant stuff, And it's just I was
Speaker 1: like it, who cares? I want?
Speaker 2: Then if they try to buy something bigger, I would
Speaker 2: have been like respect you know. I would have been like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they just want food. They just you don't respect somebody
Speaker 2: trying to survive.
Speaker 1: Really, you know, they.
Speaker 2: Don't buy at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: In fact, if they.
Speaker 4: Could argue that they were being respectful of you by
Speaker 4: going to McDonald's and not going to like some swanky
Speaker 4: fucking place, I would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they went to Walmart and try to buy groceries, respect,
Speaker 2: if they try to buy a PlayStation, respect because it's
Speaker 2: just like they're gonna be a piece of ship. Go
Speaker 2: read the names, man, I agents go. They're gonna get him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh what honey, He's gonna be walking home
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna get him. Hey, I here didn't
Speaker 1: get rid of to get it?
Speaker 3: Well, I hope they hope. They beat them up, they
Speaker 3: drag him around.
Speaker 1: I can't wait, can't get it. I get it, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: top of my head again, Yep, I get it, yep.
Speaker 1: I can I get anything? Why would I would do
Speaker 1: this if I am? What do you think the.
Speaker 2: Marines they're gonna be so bored where they don't even
Speaker 2: do anything.
Speaker 3: One of them is going to kill somebody, probably because
Speaker 3: I think I think.
Speaker 1: They all have funny about that whole thing we're always
Speaker 1: talking about, Like the Republicans are like the conservative people.
Speaker 1: They're always talking about how like how our military is
Speaker 1: like a joke. Now yeah, you know, using this means, yeah,
Speaker 1: the US.
Speaker 3: Calling the military when they didn't do January sixth, didn't
Speaker 3: get any of this, bro, And they literally.
Speaker 2: People they're trying to call it an intelection? What's happening
Speaker 2: right now? You know they literally attacked that building. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: the election was being certified. Like it's so clear, it's
Speaker 2: since it was crazy. What I feel like people miss understand.
Speaker 2: People are like, I don't know at least people like
Speaker 2: me my issue with January sixth. There have been maybe
Speaker 2: one hundred, two hundred and three hundred and five hundred
Speaker 2: legitimate reasons to storm the cap.
Speaker 1: That's the Yeah, that's it. Losing an election is not
Speaker 1: one of them.
Speaker 7: So people are like, oh, so you support a fucking
Speaker 7: uh stormy the Capitol or like you you support fucking insurrection,
Speaker 7: Like when people like call this an insurrection, right, like insurrection, Well,
Speaker 7: first of all, it's like this is an insurrection.
Speaker 1: But first of all, there's been so many reasons to.
Speaker 3: Paul this insurrection is.
Speaker 1: So I have issue. I have no issue at all
Speaker 1: with people storm with the Capitol at all. The issue
Speaker 1: is the reason that they chose, which was they lost
Speaker 1: an election and it wasn't that that what a pussy dude.
Speaker 1: There's so many in fact right now is a kind
Speaker 1: of an amazing reason. But like, yes, fucking you know whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those peopeople are about nothing again. They love the government,
Speaker 2: they love authoritarianism, they love big government. I saw another
Speaker 2: guy under this under a post, under a post where
Speaker 2: we're talking about the expansion of power via the executive
Speaker 2: branch and ignoring the fucking judicial and the fucking and
Speaker 2: the congression legislative thank you. I was just like, I
Speaker 2: was like, what's the official baby, but like just ignoring
Speaker 2: that she's circumvening that stuff and expanding power and blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. Long story short, and this guy still was
Speaker 2: somehow convinced that, like the left likes big government in
Speaker 2: the midst of having this conversation, and it's like, I
Speaker 2: don't understand how you could pull this out of your
Speaker 2: ass when your dad, your daddy Trump is doing all
Speaker 2: these things that you claim to hate, and then you
Speaker 2: still pass the buck on to the left. And I'm
Speaker 2: just like, I can't express how cook these people are.
Speaker 2: How do you talk to them, how do you convince them?
Speaker 2: And it's like they're about nothing, right, they don't believe
Speaker 2: in anything.
Speaker 1: You's gotta wait for them to end up in a
Speaker 1: fucking Ukrainian prison.
Speaker 3: And still somehow I can't I can't even validate anymore.
Speaker 3: It's like, how do you like at this Like I
Speaker 3: understand maybe once upon a time, but like at this moment,
Speaker 3: at this point, it's like to choose to defend him
Speaker 3: is it's like, Oh, you don't deserve to be alive anymore.
Speaker 3: You don't deserve. You don't deserve. You don't deserve the
Speaker 3: wility to be able to vote. You shouldn't be able
Speaker 3: to breathe.
Speaker 1: Dano snapped out to existence.
Speaker 3: Like if you'd off and I could help you, and
Speaker 3: I'm like and you're like you have like a hat on,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, you're cool. I'm gonna sitk You're
Speaker 3: gonna watch you fall. Just we'll pull up a chair
Speaker 3: and sit there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm getting tired. I'm just tired.
Speaker 2: I just wish these people, I wish they would just
Speaker 2: be honest about like just being like oh no, I
Speaker 2: just I all I care about is owning the Libs
Speaker 2: and loving Donald Trump instead of using things like oh
Speaker 2: I like small government. I just want the illegals out.
Speaker 2: They're just saying all these things. Theah, the constant like
Speaker 2: stop stops, dude.
Speaker 3: I got to be honest argue with somebody who's like says,
Speaker 3: it's so clearly said states, peoples, the constitutions, people's all
Speaker 3: people deserve due process. Literally three lines later it refers
Speaker 3: to citizens themselves, and people like it means citizens, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, now, why do they use the word citizens
Speaker 3: so many other times in it in the same document.
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: It's just why, Like, how did these these slave hunting
Speaker 3: niggas from three hundred years ago? We're like, we should probably,
Speaker 3: you know, to figure this out, and then people now
Speaker 3: are like, no, just making shut up.
Speaker 2: They never looked like, they never looked at document a document. Well,
Speaker 2: of course, I don't even I don't even expect them
Speaker 2: to read the Constitution or anything amendments. I don't expect
Speaker 2: them to do that. It is just listening to the
Speaker 2: people that they're listening to lie about. Everything is the
Speaker 2: fucking has always been the problem, because these people don't
Speaker 2: know anything. They're not about anything, so they have no morals,
Speaker 2: no convictions. They're just waiting for someone to tell them
Speaker 2: how to think and feel. And they always deny that
Speaker 2: that's the case, and I'm like, well, you just be
Speaker 2: fucking honest if they were just like, dude, I don't
Speaker 2: really know what's going on. I just watched this news
Speaker 2: and I just go with whatever they say. I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I hate you, but at least you're you know, you're
Speaker 2: being real.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But they always act like they.
Speaker 2: Know it's good.
Speaker 1: They say.
Speaker 2: They say things like when, oh, Donald Trump, when it
Speaker 2: comes to not having a third term, no you can't
Speaker 2: have three. They're trying to make loopholes about no, you
Speaker 2: just can't have a third term after having two consecutive terms,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's what how. I'm just like, you
Speaker 2: don't believe that. You've you've never had that as an
Speaker 2: idea in your head until some talking head told you that,
Speaker 2: and now you're fucking parading it back to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, stop stop acting like you came to
Speaker 2: this conclusion yourself, like you knew this, like as if
Speaker 2: you read the fucking Constitution and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you know, oh, this is this is what like you know,
Speaker 2: after a fucking uh our boy had like four fucking
Speaker 2: terms because the war. Then they're like, oh, we should
Speaker 2: probably uh you know, lock things down and have like
Speaker 2: you can only do two.
Speaker 1: Now you only do two. It's like okay, fair.
Speaker 2: And then now they're trying to act like that didn't happen,
Speaker 2: or I don't know it was fdr.
Speaker 1: Yeah right was, Yeah, I couldn't. I was trying to.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of it.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of a clever name, you know,
Speaker 1: if I couldn't think of anything, So I just called
Speaker 1: our boy. Theodore was after, right, Theatero was before before right.
Speaker 1: I remember Teddy Teddy. Teddy was like I think early
Speaker 1: nineteen hundreds, okay, like nineteen I can't remember the exact years,
Speaker 1: but nineteen hundreds of nineteen ten or something like that. Teddy. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of somebody else. I'm thinking of Who's taft
Speaker 1: Taft was? I think because I remember Taff was the guy.
Speaker 2: The only reason I remember Tast specifically is because I
Speaker 2: think he was responsible for the seventh inning stretch in baseball.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that random ass moment history.
Speaker 2: I think it was like he would sit like he would,
Speaker 2: uh when the president stands up, everybody stands up, and
Speaker 2: I think, if I remember correctly, he his ass would
Speaker 2: get so numb that around the seventh inning is when
Speaker 2: he would stretch his legs and then so that became
Speaker 2: the seventh inning stretch.
Speaker 1: I was exactly right. Uh, yes, Teddy was nineteen o
Speaker 1: one to nineteen o nine. That's f truck. I can't
Speaker 1: think of it.
Speaker 2: I can't on the fly, I can't think of anything
Speaker 2: good for his name.
Speaker 1: You can. But it was just I didn't want to
Speaker 1: know when to go there.
Speaker 2: It was too easy. I was just like what I
Speaker 2: was thinking, it was too easy. So I was just
Speaker 2: I just didn't wheel do it. Fat Dick Rogers, Dick
Speaker 2: Rogers at least at least Rogers Rogers.
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Speaker 1: I hate that I have one of those. I hate
Speaker 1: that I took one of those faces on to the side.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't believe I didn't. Jerry was
Speaker 1: I was like, did you see that? Ya?
Speaker 4: Pri Jared's interesting because like I've seen clips of him,
Speaker 4: he's still around, Yeah, you know, he's still around, but
Speaker 4: like he's I think he's leaned into it. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 4: like because like I remember him being a pretty milk
Speaker 4: toast guy, right, like a like a like it's like
Speaker 4: a standard YouTube video game guy, right, but not like
Speaker 4: in a hostile way. It's like twenty twelve era, you know,
Speaker 4: where they would just like review games and stuff. But
Speaker 4: I saw a clip of him recently on stream where
Speaker 4: somebody was like, all right, good night, I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: to bed or whatever, or I think it was like
Speaker 4: you should get some sleep. It's like, now I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go into my bed, get naked, jerk off, and come
Speaker 4: on my stomach until I pass out.
Speaker 1: Jack. But I was like, yo, Jack, Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: funny joke and it's true.
Speaker 2: Marriage like that after the whole situation.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't know it was he married.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was, no idea. I honestly can't
Speaker 1: remember that. Do you remember. I remember he was maybe
Speaker 1: seeing somebody. I just remember that. Like his discord thing
Speaker 1: was like iffy where it was, uh what was it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I think he was like soliciting nudes from fans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm not it was. It was eighteen and up.
Speaker 2: But I guess the only problems that people could lie exactly.
Speaker 2: That's the only problem where it's like you have to
Speaker 2: expect that even when people tell you they're eighteen. How
Speaker 2: the fuck do you know that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just go to court.
Speaker 2: So you would rather not do something like that, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: So it's like, Okay, he wasn't technically doing anything wrong.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, it's like, hey, man, come on.
Speaker 1: There's enough porn there is you know, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: It's definitely when it comes down to everybody that does
Speaker 2: stuff like that, it's not about the nudity.
Speaker 1: It's the thrill of doing the thing, or like maybe
Speaker 1: like collecting pokemon.
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, you're like having a having a line
Speaker 4: of connection connection between you and the and the person.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, something like that. I guess it now
Speaker 1: feels personal, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's kind of the same reason why like a nude
Speaker 4: from some random person means nothing, but a nude from
Speaker 4: like a partner feels like something.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah that's fair. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah absolutely, because
Speaker 2: that's just porn. That's just regular porn these people, right exactly.
Speaker 1: Anyway, whatever that that clip was, it was the way
Speaker 1: it was the way he said it too. It was
Speaker 1: so direct and blunted, like it didn't seem like a joke.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think it was. I think it
Speaker 2: was half and half like a dry joke. But also
Speaker 2: he's like I'm literally gonna do this.
Speaker 4: He's it was pretty good a dry I don't I
Speaker 4: don't remember him being dry humor wise, but like that
Speaker 4: was that was pretty funny. Yeah, he had like you
Speaker 4: had like a shirt with like a really like big No,
Speaker 4: it was like a it just looked like the shirt
Speaker 4: was like like a fat person wore it before him,
Speaker 4: and like it was like really the neck was.
Speaker 1: The neck was crazy.
Speaker 2: It's really worn out.
Speaker 3: It's like a recent Donald Glover video where Donald Glover
Speaker 3: is the Kevin shirt. Oh my god, that this that
Speaker 3: poor shirt. But he's in a video with on my
Speaker 3: favorite artists and he has a fucking tank top. But
Speaker 3: the tank like the things all the way down here,
Speaker 3: Like Donald, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I'm like it's I'll show you that. I'll show
Speaker 2: you the image of it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why is why is it so panged
Speaker 1: that top?
Speaker 4: He's just dressing anyway, calming down three to one, right,
Speaker 4: the Jewish sperm bank banker left me anti Semitic and
Speaker 4: anti anti I see I see it, delta Gamma jorkin' Peenarson.
Speaker 1: Stupid? What Jorkin peen Arson literally fed this toddler last week?
Speaker 1: Why is it still crying? Squimp? Is bugs? Bro bro
Speaker 1: a baby still crying after a week of not isn't so?
Speaker 1: Why are you still hungry? Broed? Dude? I already gave
Speaker 1: you three drops of baby formula two weeks ago. I
Speaker 1: gave you a cup of water a month ago. Cried
Speaker 1: about they're actually not supposed to feed baby's water. You
Speaker 1: know that. I don't think. I don't know that is
Speaker 1: actually true. Actually, like for like the for like the
Speaker 1: first like several months, they can't have water, which is
Speaker 1: fucking insane. How tanged this top is? I think he
Speaker 1: looks at his boobs kind of yeah he was, but
Speaker 1: the light is kind of weird.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Look how tang this top is.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. This top is so.
Speaker 2: Tang And then you're trying to show people like, look
Speaker 2: at my new pecks. They're a little thicker, but yeah,
Speaker 2: now they look like that's hot. I think that's the
Speaker 2: point about babies and water well, I know that they
Speaker 2: sell baby water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they sell baby water.
Speaker 2: It's because like it's because of the fucking bullshit that's
Speaker 2: in water, Like you should give them their meanstances may
Speaker 2: not be able to handle all the bullshit that's in
Speaker 2: fucking tap water.
Speaker 1: Specifically, maybe they're they're stealing here. Well, that's right, because
Speaker 1: I mean there's water.
Speaker 4: In mean, I would imagine, but I want to look
Speaker 4: it up. Kind of why can't babies drink water?
Speaker 1: Is they're gay? That's it says that. If it actually
Speaker 1: says that, that's the reason.
Speaker 4: Baby's kidneys are still developing and cannot effectively filter large
Speaker 4: amounts of water. Giving them water can.
Speaker 1: Dilute their blood, lowering levels of lowering the levels of
Speaker 1: sodium and other electrolytes. This can lead the dangerous condition
Speaker 1: called water intoxication. Babies drunk. That's oh, I guess it's
Speaker 1: kind of like so they're their kidneys are like their
Speaker 1: kneecaps where they're like still kind of they're not ready yet.
Speaker 1: They can't they can't do the dude, baby's gonna pop.
Speaker 1: That's just stupid.
Speaker 3: My nephew's crawling down. It is really weird seeing babies
Speaker 3: like learn locomotion. Why is it weird because he can
Speaker 3: get us, but if he can get the things now,
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh shit, they want to grab everything
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 1: I find babies so uninteresting because everybody, everybody has been one.
Speaker 1: This guy said magical.
Speaker 3: I think they're magical.
Speaker 2: They're not magical because they're like because they're like seeing
Speaker 2: them figure things out from being a small state tup bigger,
Speaker 2: Like I think that is the most impressive, Like, oh
Speaker 2: this is crazy seeing it actually grow proper.
Speaker 1: It's it's interesting and it's like fascinating for sure. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I would like.
Speaker 3: And then like them developing their personalities. My other one
Speaker 3: is the point where he's like he's his own, he's
Speaker 3: himself now he's he's like he's him.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, this is what he is. It's crazy
Speaker 1: that you just don't have a you're not a real
Speaker 1: person really like yeah, you're five kind of like you know,
Speaker 1: you're kind of a being. Now you're finally self aware, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I am him me and you start grabbing guns
Speaker 1: and you know, you do what you do, start looking
Speaker 1: at your reflection. You're like, I'm clearly better than everything,
Speaker 1: am I? So flawless and everything is so flawed.
Speaker 4: Would it be unethical to intentionally try to raise a narcissist, Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: the inherently abusive. You're trying to teach him that he's
Speaker 4: like the best person, and like.
Speaker 3: Narcissists are inherently abusive to other people.
Speaker 2: How many mothers do that on accident?
Speaker 1: They do like, you're the best, You're the most fully
Speaker 1: of the most perfect.
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's bad because that I'm so great. That
Speaker 3: says up her validation, only not understanding that they can fail.
Speaker 3: And then they fucked something up really bad, ladyeh.
Speaker 1: And they realized that they suck and they're like everything.
Speaker 1: My mom said.
Speaker 3: Told me a story about the how it was really
Speaker 3: really sad, how she was when she was growing up.
Speaker 3: She was like one of the smart kids in school,
Speaker 3: you know, and she's still an intelligent person, but I
Speaker 3: want to market to school. And then she went to
Speaker 3: college and she realized, like, you're not really that smart,
Speaker 3: Like you're intelligent, but like you're not an abnormality of intelligence.
Speaker 3: You're just amongst other punch people that have made it
Speaker 3: to this point. And it's it's a lot like people
Speaker 3: that have that kind of validation. It's hard for them
Speaker 3: to get over it because I got told I sucked
Speaker 3: all the time in my house because my grandmother's a
Speaker 3: really fucking cruel and she was one of those people
Speaker 3: that like ahead of the game. She was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm really intelligent. I'm out of the game for other people.
Speaker 3: So being an average human being was just like.
Speaker 4: Oh, you know what's funny about that is I feel
Speaker 4: like my parents, or at least my mom, was like
Speaker 4: very very nice. He would always be like really nice
Speaker 4: to me, always telling me like, oh, it was like
Speaker 4: it's a great drawing or whatever. Right, she'd like, gass
Speaker 4: me up. But you know, I remember drawing. I remember
Speaker 4: being like, this.
Speaker 1: Ain't this isn't good. He knew she was full of shit.
Speaker 1: Like it was so strange because I really shouldn't have
Speaker 1: had that amount of like at that age, I should
Speaker 1: think you're just self deprecating naturally. I think that's what
Speaker 1: it is. I think I am.
Speaker 3: And I think your mom probably made you that way.
Speaker 3: She made you reflect once because like one time you
Speaker 3: looked at it even you were like, that's not really that.
Speaker 3: That's worse than what I drew last time. But he's
Speaker 3: great all the time. Yeah, that's impossible. Holy shit, I
Speaker 3: kind of suck.
Speaker 1: This is mathematically not adding up. Man, I'm just ship.
Speaker 1: I'm a ship guy. Yeah. I feel immediately like when
Speaker 1: I when I needed glasses so early. I remember I'm
Speaker 1: clearly not amazing, just like my eyes are fucked, right,
Speaker 1: Remember maybe other things are fucked.
Speaker 3: I grew up in a very not nurturing home, so
Speaker 3: I think that's why it was. My family wasn't nurturing.
Speaker 3: My grandmother's kind. She taught me a lot of good lessons,
Speaker 3: but she wasn't very nurturing. Yeah, because she was spent
Speaker 3: helped and then again and then I was the last
Speaker 3: one until my nieces and my nephews came. So she
Speaker 3: was like, just be a decent person.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, yeah, you didn't have you
Speaker 1: didn't have nurturing childhood, but in fairness, you did grow
Speaker 1: up into somebody who wouldn't didn't deserve it.
Speaker 3: So because I was young, I didn't get it. I
Speaker 3: became went didn't deserve it, So taking it, it's that's fault, no,
Speaker 3: or it's it's me's fault. Right now, as a kid,
Speaker 3: I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: You're talking now you're now you're thinking with portals. You're
Speaker 1: cooking with gas now, Bud, you're cooking with propane and
Speaker 1: propane accessories. Now charcoal. You see the charcoal and the
Speaker 1: pits the King of the Hill. Yeah you she? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you see what I said? Would you send in
Speaker 1: the group chain? You see what I put in the
Speaker 1: group chat? The King of the Hill? Is it the
Speaker 1: Big Friends group chat? Yeah, it's I haven't checked that
Speaker 1: in fucking forever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just I just put it there, like I didn't
Speaker 2: ever texting there at all, But I just wanted.
Speaker 1: To I is that boom Hower and hang kill fucking missionary?
Speaker 1: Read the read the capture though, thang all hank Man
Speaker 1: tan No, no, no, sorry sorry not the captain of
Speaker 1: the picture. Uh the quote sweet caption.
Speaker 4: Dude, No, I'm reading dang all hank Man tired and
Speaker 4: one of them course and bottle man.
Speaker 1: He was saying that as he's in you. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: I'm man talking to he talking to the fans. I
Speaker 1: guess he's talking. Oh is he talking to hank while
Speaker 1: he's tie reckon? It was crazy, But I just I
Speaker 1: just like this guy.
Speaker 2: He quotes tweeting because they showed the the the intro right,
Speaker 2: the theme of it, and he was like, don't even
Speaker 2: bother with this.
Speaker 1: They went woke, unfortunately, and he put that picture of
Speaker 1: the fucking I wonder how many people that could convince
Speaker 1: in the modern day, there was a handful of people
Speaker 1: that must have thought. There's at least like five people
Speaker 1: who earnestly believed that like that. I believe they would
Speaker 1: do this. I can't believe they made Hank typical fucking libs,
Speaker 1: typical libs making handkill fuck boom Hound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got woke. Fucking Mike Judge typical. He made fun
Speaker 2: of us in idiocracy, so course, but he's a democratic
Speaker 2: appointed judge.
Speaker 1: They don't even think it's his name. They think he's
Speaker 1: like anything.
Speaker 2: He's an actual judge.
Speaker 1: Is not even like judge Mike Is.
Speaker 2: He's Mike Judge, Mike Karma judge.
Speaker 1: His middle name is Mike Kamma judge.
Speaker 3: Imagine being that log I'm mag being that long out
Speaker 3: of reality like that.
Speaker 1: Like I've met people that give me pause, Man, I've
Speaker 1: met like the thing is like when you when you
Speaker 1: meet other people in general, like when you find yourself
Speaker 1: in situations or social situations, whatever you meet you come
Speaker 1: across a lot of different people and like you come
Speaker 1: to realize pretty quickly that like it's not so much
Speaker 1: that a lot of other people are stupid, but there's
Speaker 1: like there's like a lack of I don't even know
Speaker 1: what I would call it. It's not stupid, but it's
Speaker 1: not smart either.
Speaker 3: You know, it's just like a ignorance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, so, I guess that's what it is,
Speaker 1: Just like apathy and ignorance.
Speaker 3: Because I think I think, for one, we are we
Speaker 3: are too close to the internet, unfortunately, but it's our
Speaker 3: jobs and we stand too close to that space. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for sure, where we where we unfortunately see a lot
Speaker 3: more of the noise. But there are people who are
Speaker 3: so wildly taken out of it, of the reality of
Speaker 3: the world, okay, and it's most basic ways that are
Speaker 3: like also like what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: I like those people.
Speaker 1: I don't mind them as much as the people that
Speaker 1: think they're smart and think they know it's good. Those
Speaker 1: are the people that upset me. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I mean it's like the one that would think Mike Judge,
Speaker 2: the Judge, like like they can't instead of not thinking anything,
Speaker 2: they came to a crazy conclusion. Like those are those
Speaker 2: types of people.
Speaker 4: Ray, I'd rather you just didn't think of anything, That's
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. Stupid, I'd just be I respect a
Speaker 4: stupid person who understands that they're stupid.
Speaker 2: Like that's that's almost doesn't exist, like people thinking they're stupid.
Speaker 2: Stupid people thinking they're stupid. Is It's just like it's
Speaker 2: like people like us who are just on the level
Speaker 2: and then we recognize, like when we do really stupid stuff, I.
Speaker 1: Wish I was smarter all the time you do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm frustrated with how stupid I am. I fucking know,
Speaker 1: because just like fility, because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's just more like just like simple things
Speaker 4: like damn, man, I wish I could. I wish I could,
Speaker 4: just like I wish I could do math without having
Speaker 4: to write it all down, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh those are but those are talents, man, those are
Speaker 1: gifts that you could I would have to try.
Speaker 2: It's like trying to do math without in your head.
Speaker 2: It's like it's there's people. It's like the people who
Speaker 2: can draw naturally I talk about I talk about things
Speaker 2: like perfect pitch. There are people who can do It's
Speaker 2: like talent versus nature versus nurture. Right, It's that there's
Speaker 2: some people that can work extremely hard to get close
Speaker 2: to those people like you have like a Lebron James, Right,
Speaker 2: he has such a natural ability to like do sports
Speaker 2: like it'd be athletic. And then there's somebody who's like
Speaker 2: a stick who's not nearly as fast as im thaten
Speaker 2: work incredibly hard. Right, There's people that are like like uh,
Speaker 2: Nicola Jokic, Right, he's a fucking serbian stick that's like
Speaker 2: seven foot tall. But like, if you see this guy,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about, He's like, he's one
Speaker 2: of the best players in the league. Now, he worked
Speaker 2: incredibly hard to get the world. Lebron was just like
Speaker 2: I have a natural ability to be great and then
Speaker 2: I just do a little bit and I'm so much
Speaker 2: better than most people player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all I'm thinking about is like one of those
Speaker 1: War of the World.
Speaker 2: He might as he looks he looks like he just
Speaker 2: looks like to me, he looks like what Doug Funny
Speaker 2: because he's a huge nose. Does he looks like he
Speaker 2: was like he would be Doug Funny. It looks like
Speaker 2: Doug Funny's grandfather from Serbian grandfather.
Speaker 1: Yeah, reminds me of that Jimmy Durandy fella.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Durant, Who Jimmy Randy is that person who's that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not down.
Speaker 4: You is a guy famous from a period of time
Speaker 4: that I have no business understand, understanding or having any
Speaker 4: reference to. But he had a big ass nose. His
Speaker 4: famous not Josh. He had a big ass nose I had.
Speaker 1: You know, you know how he is? I really don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he's Italian.
Speaker 4: I would guess Irish actually based on what I know
Speaker 4: about him, which is nothing but Jimmy d u r
Speaker 4: A n T.
Speaker 1: There's a king. You know why I know this guy
Speaker 1: is because like there's a fucking in that.
Speaker 4: Powerpulp Girls movie where all the where all the monkeys
Speaker 4: become other Mojo JoJo's like, there's a character with like
Speaker 4: there's a monkey with a big ass nose.
Speaker 1: And he goes like.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And my
Speaker 4: Dad's like that, oh, that's a Jimmy Durandy reference. Weird,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what is that?
Speaker 1: I do remember you said at some point you did
Speaker 1: mention this it's coming back to Yeah, but like preservices ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that schnaz Man. That is a fucking that
Speaker 1: is crazy. Looks like that guy's nose.
Speaker 2: Is pregnant balls on his face.
Speaker 1: That is honestly, that is clearly lead poisoning or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's clearly like that's agent orange or like
Speaker 1: some crazy fucking he's that's as best. This was in
Speaker 1: my milk when I was growing up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: my my mom had his best this breast milk. Somebody
Speaker 1: could have a big nose. But that's crazy that that.
Speaker 2: Guy, his coke dealer is just giving him like not coke,
Speaker 2: giving him, no growth hormones, giving him ECC.
Speaker 1: He's growth purpose. He went out of his way like
Speaker 1: those fucking gross every time I do cocaine, I don't
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 4: He's like already laying He's like he's a reverse because
Speaker 4: already ar langs nos shrank right that the drug, his
Speaker 4: nose became the nose of a.
Speaker 2: Bat, like a vampire back. That's the gross truffles.
Speaker 1: So grow imagine already that picture him.
Speaker 3: Is mad funny with the goodwill Goodwill Smith, shut up,
Speaker 3: it's funny, like from a racist so it's it's terrible.
Speaker 4: It's funny from the perspective of just how like it's
Speaker 4: it's early this yeah, yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like it's like one of the first instances of just
Speaker 4: like that I can recall see just like completely low effort,
Speaker 4: just like this is this is just offensive for notice what.
Speaker 1: You call it participation in it. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: tell him, tell him what it was about. It's a
Speaker 1: very funny normal insisting that he brings it up is funny.
Speaker 3: It's funny like him and that was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't feel it's funny to me anymore is just
Speaker 2: because that's not that's it's such an old school like, oh,
Speaker 2: black people can't read or do it's it's so old,
Speaker 2: so old timey. It's kind of like there's a there's
Speaker 2: a spider the sixty spider Man. There's a meme that
Speaker 2: circulated around where people would see it all the time.
Speaker 2: It would be he was sitting on his bed with
Speaker 2: a with a book, yeah, and then you'd open it
Speaker 2: it would say something or whatever, and then there'd be
Speaker 2: like three three frames and one of them it says
Speaker 2: something like how to get reparations And then you would
Speaker 2: open the book and it says number one be black,
Speaker 2: and then in the last one it says I wish
Speaker 2: I could read, and like he's just a completely black
Speaker 2: faced with an afro, and it's just like it's so racist, but.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, but that that I love that NORM clip
Speaker 1: of him bringing like making him tell it.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of I saw Normally that I'd never
Speaker 4: seen before, and it like it's weird because it's just
Speaker 4: like every time I see a new NORM clip becomes
Speaker 4: like one of my favorites. But he's like he's talking
Speaker 4: about I don't even know what the fun he's talking about.
Speaker 4: He's talking about Johnny Carson or whatever, like and having
Speaker 4: like a meeting with somebody, and he goes like, uh,
Speaker 4: he's talking about like, oh, man, imagine being a fly
Speaker 4: on the on the wall in that room.
Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't have a clue that the fuck was going on,
Speaker 1: probably be too worried about spiders.
Speaker 4: And he just goes back it back to real like
Speaker 4: that's such a dumb fu. Clamiel esquire you, sir, guild master.
Speaker 3: Uh, they're in the Roast's when I realized this guy's
Speaker 3: like actually genuinely hilarious because yes, things of him being
Speaker 3: funny at other times, but him being on that roast
Speaker 3: and like not giving a fuck about joking on the
Speaker 3: person and just trying to tell jokes to get everybody
Speaker 3: else to laugh.
Speaker 1: He's funnier as an individual than I think he is
Speaker 1: as a stand up, which is fucking crazy. But uh,
Speaker 1: Malibu Malibu RFK.
Speaker 4: Coming home and in a normal yet defeated voice, on
Speaker 4: the verge of tears, telling his wife, I can't keep
Speaker 4: up this charade.
Speaker 1: Ah, that would be great. He's been faking this a
Speaker 1: whole time, Like his voice is normal. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so tared. I wonder what John was thinking of
Speaker 1: me at that point. That'd be crazy. I actually think
Speaker 1: if respect me and it's like, damn. You know what's
Speaker 1: crazy about that is that, like, if you fake that
Speaker 1: voice for as long as he has, I don't think
Speaker 1: you couldn't. I feel like you would just get the
Speaker 1: voice eventually because it feels so damaging to do. His
Speaker 1: chords would be fucked. His cords would be that way.
Speaker 3: I find it funny his family hates him. I think
Speaker 3: that's hilarious. They all like, you fucking suck.
Speaker 2: Traditional democrats, your traditional liberals, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, you fucking suck so much, Dick, Like
Speaker 2: everything that we stood for, our family stands for, you're
Speaker 2: just absolutely destroying our whole legacy thanks to.
Speaker 1: What family is generally kind of corporate democrats? Are they
Speaker 1: not like at least the going back? Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean like now today, like what are they doing?
Speaker 9: I mean it's not Yeah, they're not revolutionary or progressive,
Speaker 9: but it's just funny that.
Speaker 1: I don't like the vaccines. I'm sorry for talking about you.
Speaker 1: By the way, I didn't realize you're here. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just just rand in real quick cause I heard my name. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys want some oh yeah, to take.
Speaker 2: Don't put it any work, No, no, you should don't listen,
Speaker 2: you should.
Speaker 4: You should put it usually like I'm taking this in
Speaker 4: the same way that I would take one of the
Speaker 4: Pewter turtles that Jeb Bush was handing out during his
Speaker 4: right Like, I'm taking it because it's a souvenir from
Speaker 4: RFK and that's interesting.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna put don't listen, okay, sure, yeah.
Speaker 10: Just let the worm just tickle your ear a little bit.
Speaker 10: I don't tend like the whole hold on, hold for
Speaker 10: tail like it's like you two, it's just playful.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 8: Watch, Oh my god, all right, I'd like to offer
Speaker 8: you one more, Oh ship another it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I have a whole barrel.
Speaker 3: Fool that's crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1: Barrelful of work. Control worms.
Speaker 4: He's carrying on his back like it's like fucking Gara's gourd.
Speaker 4: Like he's carrying around a fucking a oil drum full of.
Speaker 1: Worms to people tackle, let them tickle your ears. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's funny. I watch. I promise nothing will happen,
Speaker 1: you won't be controlled, and I swear, didn't you hear?
Speaker 1: Comedy is legal again. Put the worm in your ear
Speaker 1: and people will laugh. It was always a bit I
Speaker 1: would do it. I was a kid. I put where
Speaker 1: was it my ear?
Speaker 10: And everybody said, don't do that, but everybody would laugh also,
Speaker 10: so I was kind of like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 1: Guess I'll do it because I love it when people laugh.
Speaker 1: I just want to be funny and liked.
Speaker 2: It's pretty fast, pretty. This is after he's stormed the rap.
Speaker 1: God, you and I got to a rubber glue, you know,
Speaker 1: r f K doing rap god, wait, that has to exist, right,
Speaker 1: so hey, I cover up. If if not, yeah, read
Speaker 1: the names, Okay, If not, it needs to be done.
Speaker 1: I bleed it out deeper, just throwing away. That's right.
Speaker 1: I did talk about the idea of h R of karaoke.
Speaker 1: It was the Instagram page. Yeah, yeah, I never did it.
Speaker 1: R karaoke karaoke. Yeah, it's so good. It is great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't done. It's a great theme for just like
Speaker 1: a bullshit night. Yeah, to throw together out away. So good.
Speaker 1: Ten percent luck, twenty percent cute, cot power of will.
Speaker 1: He doesn't need his name up in lights. He just
Speaker 1: wants to be hard. Whether it's the of the mic,
Speaker 1: he feels so alike everybody else alone, it's the fact
Speaker 1: that somebody else don't think that they know what but
Speaker 1: RFK wrapping fort Minor needs to happen. That's right. I
Speaker 1: fuck their bitch, you fat motherfucker.
Speaker 9: Side first off, your bitch and the click you claim
Speaker 9: west Side, we ride come, we quipped with game. We
Speaker 9: claim to be up there, but I fucked your wife.
Speaker 9: We bust on bad boys, niggas, what life.
Speaker 4: I signed an executive order to send sealed Deep six
Speaker 4: after crash bandicoots.
Speaker 1: Manicot is real the words getting to it. Man, he
Speaker 1: saw what.
Speaker 2: Some fucking asshole that guy Remember that guy that would
Speaker 2: do the commercials in the in the in the crash suit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was before me, but I remember looking
Speaker 1: them up like he was that creative clash. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, yeah, the guy in the super but maybe
Speaker 1: not that exact.
Speaker 2: God, oh my god, damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't a guy in the suit, but they
Speaker 1: brought him back.
Speaker 4: I forgot when they because when they started doing the
Speaker 4: crashream Masters, I forgot that brought It's probably obviously not
Speaker 4: the same guy, but they got like the asshole crash
Speaker 4: in the in the suit.
Speaker 1: That ship was always hysterical to be. That was cool
Speaker 1: going out to Nintendo with like the megaphone being like
Speaker 1: what you got stupid his fucking mundane voice.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The fact that they made no effort to that's
Speaker 1: the what iconic fucking what a great idea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a spin you would have spin fast,
Speaker 2: beat the funk out of you. I remember you better
Speaker 2: spin fast spin right now. Put you're like out too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been on one foot right now.
Speaker 1: Because I remember there was that dance. They would do
Speaker 1: the hump yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, and then you
Speaker 1: would go like that, and then you would go like that.
Speaker 1: But like I remember when the Insane Trilogy was out
Speaker 1: or when they did the remasters, I can't remember. It
Speaker 1: was for Team Racing for the normal ones.
Speaker 4: I think it was for the Normal ones where they
Speaker 4: just had ten minutes of him on green screen just
Speaker 4: doing bullshit and they just put it out on the
Speaker 4: like the one.
Speaker 2: Of the remember I think it was in Saint Julie
Speaker 2: was coming out, yes.
Speaker 1: And they just said they had him doing the dance
Speaker 1: and reel. It looks so insane. It was not an
Speaker 1: animated character doing it.
Speaker 3: There's the meme of that girl that looked like they
Speaker 3: were fucking crash Bandicoon and everbody said that was Smoky
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: Looks right, It looks a lot like Smoky Unfortunately, like Smoky,
Speaker 1: Why are you fucking? What are you doing? What are
Speaker 1: you up? Are you up to? What's going on in
Speaker 1: the jungle or Bandicoot's real in the jungle? I told
Speaker 1: you so, did you see? Aren't they dead? Then they
Speaker 1: all like explode or something when they killed after they killed,
Speaker 1: you know, one of them famously threatened to rape Dean
Speaker 1: with hers. Oh my god, I remember that. That's actually real.
Speaker 1: I'm not making that up at all.
Speaker 4: One of the members of what the guy I remember this, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the guy I think the guy who killed him was
Speaker 4: like he told Dean with us that he was gonna
Speaker 4: make one of his sex slaves, which is like.
Speaker 1: I do remember that. He used a certain language and
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, I said concubine. I'm gonna make one
Speaker 1: of my concubiness. Just like you don't even know what
Speaker 1: that fucking word means. That's it, that's it. I was like,
Speaker 1: this guy's gage. He's like, he's so fucking aggressively. Yeah, no, Dean,
Speaker 1: whether it's just fairly feminine.
Speaker 4: You know, you could put you could dress him up
Speaker 4: in a way you could you could send him to
Speaker 4: a bar in drag and I think, like.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're no, absolutely, someone would confuse him easily
Speaker 2: passable if he got dressed up and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, same thing with Joe Rogan, Jogan, Joe Rogan dress
Speaker 11: that jo Rogan does, gut in the dress and get like,
Speaker 11: but I mean for him to have such a problem
Speaker 11: with like trans people.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, well yeah, he was one of the people
Speaker 2: that believes every fucking story about oh, they're going to
Speaker 2: the bathrooms, the perverse to doing this, to doing that.
Speaker 2: First he does the disclaimer, I don't have a problem
Speaker 2: with trans people, and then he believes every fucking propaganda
Speaker 2: thing like they're a problem, every negative, everything you've heard,
Speaker 2: he believes.
Speaker 4: All that's exactly like, I don't have a problem with Israel.
Speaker 4: I just think they're a terrible government. They should be
Speaker 4: they should.
Speaker 1: Not be around Calmory already Sammy molesting Derek, then spartan
Speaker 1: armor logging Sammy, Sammy, you know, I'm not sure that
Speaker 1: is from Sega. I don't. I don't know. Changing my
Speaker 1: name to gay beatle boy Penis to anoy Sweeney really won.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does. Congratulations he won does No, you're in
Speaker 1: a weight. There's nothing. There's not in here. I'm going
Speaker 1: to the mortar.
Speaker 4: We had purposefully taught him. See that's great. We have
Speaker 4: we we we have purposefully taught him to come wrong
Speaker 4: as a joke.
Speaker 1: Come wrong. How do you do that? I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I dig it out, put it deeper, just to show
Speaker 1: him I'm gay, show all right? For one hundred times
Speaker 1: Penis isn't every guy. Wait, what what do you got?
Speaker 1: What do you got to read this gay jangle?
Speaker 2: Be like.
Speaker 1: The gay no, the gang no, the gay no. I
Speaker 1: guess would it just been the game the gango? I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, oh, the gango. Two rats in a
Speaker 1: trench coat. Derek, you're black. You're black, Derek. Thanks. This
Speaker 1: is me Chris Reagan saying this. You're black, Derek, black,
Speaker 1: black black. I appreciate it, Weird, I appreciate it. It's
Speaker 1: a good thing to know. That's what towards you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, PM candidate for the PM candidate for the ultra
Speaker 4: thieves having gay sex and listening to Wheezer Because I'm
Speaker 4: trying to make this buddy holler.
Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy, pretty good, lawyer layered. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make this buddy holler. Yeah, come ride in him more.
Speaker 1: I don't care what they say about me anyway. I
Speaker 1: am fucking gay stamping fucking my that's an obvious one
Speaker 1: we should do. Buddy Holly was pretty good.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Gay Tank featuring Toe for Knife, tim smeg Weight, and Dirk.
Speaker 1: I hate this alternate reality. Toe for Knife is insane. Dirk,
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Young Dirks.
Speaker 4: The young Dirks Sweeney Sween getting scared by beetle GE's
Speaker 4: before he even does anything because of his name.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's a good one. That is actually good.
Speaker 1: Berserker Beatles, Big Brownci, Big Bouncy Backside, Reckless Rhino the
Speaker 1: Sloker to Iso Dirpey. Steven Spielberg presents CT the cancer Testicle.
Speaker 1: This was funnier when I thought of it at two
Speaker 1: in the morning. Yeah, yeah, CT, that's not mad CT photo.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Even? I love the disclaimer. I really
Speaker 1: thought this was fun. I thought I had something. That
Speaker 1: is the time, That is the time for like ridiculous
Speaker 1: ridiculous pitches. Is this ridiculous hour in the morning? P
Speaker 1: p Jordansen and ben Ship Penis. I'm Kingston's dad. Use
Speaker 1: my ashes in a douche bottle to honor me. Oh crazy,
Speaker 1: that is fucking next level. That's a gooner as a
Speaker 1: gooner's death man like with me, a really gross one.
Speaker 1: I want to be melted. I want to be cremated
Speaker 1: and then fashioned into a dildo. Yeah that's what I want.
Speaker 1: That's what I want for my for my eternity.
Speaker 3: I like finishing like that.
Speaker 1: I like that to be the end, and I hope
Speaker 1: it goes crazy.
Speaker 4: Ambassador ass Eater Goju going super show him to the
Speaker 4: fort to dead, to defeat Lord freeslamb Beatlefucker ten thousand,
Speaker 4: the fucker of ten thousand Beetles.
Speaker 1: Domination, Oh wow, domination. Gay little Beetle, putting his gay
Speaker 1: little tie on before heading to his gay little job
Speaker 1: at the gay little dick Sucking Factory Derek Gay Factory.
Speaker 3: Got addressed in uniform.
Speaker 1: I gotta put my suit and tie. I gotta go
Speaker 1: to the dick sucking Factory. They need me today to
Speaker 1: work over time. Compelled to share their filth online? Man,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? What are you saying?
Speaker 2: I'm just seeing somebody named Nara, say, guess who changed
Speaker 2: his sheets for the first time in over six months,
Speaker 2: and so I'm going to show you the how it looks,
Speaker 2: how a normal one looks, and I'll show you what
Speaker 2: it looked like before.
Speaker 1: What is happening in his sheets? Piss oil, probably a
Speaker 1: little ship. It probably is just like oil from your skin.
Speaker 1: Over periods of time where you're not fucking, you can't
Speaker 1: How long is that? Six months? He said? Six months sick,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, Not six months, man, that's fine. I mean,
Speaker 1: well that's six months of no washing.
Speaker 2: Person might be fat as ship sweaty washing, and so
Speaker 2: that's why it might be six months.
Speaker 1: It could be longer, and maybe they're lying.
Speaker 4: I've never gotten more than like maybe like a few
Speaker 4: weeks without changing his sheet longer than I shore to be.
Speaker 1: Fair, but like I'm lucky that Jojo changes them every
Speaker 1: every weekend. So like we clean our.
Speaker 3: Sheets every Friday. Yeah, so's everythingday. Imagine not cleaning my sheets.
Speaker 2: Every week like to me, it was probably like two weeks.
Speaker 3: But uh, maybe it's by myself. Probably yeah, that one.
Speaker 3: Because I do my laundry. I'll do my laundry every week.
Speaker 1: So maybe so.
Speaker 2: Because me I was, I have so many clothes. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I would let my ship pile up for weeks and
Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh I ran out of clothes, and
Speaker 2: then I'll do like a bunch.
Speaker 3: But like dude, the classic, the classic sheets just in
Speaker 3: your chair sheets. You're closing your chair from the chair
Speaker 3: to bed and then bed the chair bed.
Speaker 1: I never really did that.
Speaker 4: Whenever I would do whenever I would do laundry, I
Speaker 4: would have to get it done.
Speaker 1: I hate the piles. Well, it was like that.
Speaker 2: It was like that until oh no, when I just
Speaker 2: keep them in like it's separate, pamper close. Because we
Speaker 2: lived we lived in a place in Olive. I do
Speaker 2: have a bedroom, but I would always float them before
Speaker 2: I got back to the house. Always, because folding clothes
Speaker 2: like one of my men like meditative things for me.
Speaker 1: I like actually like plate opposite reminds me of working
Speaker 1: at retail.
Speaker 3: I love folding clothes. It calms me down.
Speaker 2: My first job was my first job was fold to
Speaker 2: just fucking proper technique and how to fold them for
Speaker 2: the proper so I and it brings me back sometimes
Speaker 2: when I'm at a store and I'm looking at a
Speaker 2: shirt and then I'll do the fucking thing and I'm like, ah.
Speaker 1: I think I bought like three I bought like three
Speaker 1: hundred hangars so I wouldn't have to fold anything. That's smart. Man.
Speaker 3: I love folding clothes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I have.
Speaker 2: I don't have enough room for start of doing the
Speaker 2: army rolls. Now I have the army rolls and to
Speaker 2: do army rolls. That's oh, really, you have that much?
Speaker 1: I do? I have to.
Speaker 2: I have to get rid of clothes. And then when
Speaker 2: I was partnering with the into the AM. They wouldn't
Speaker 2: style sometimes like I like, you don't need to say anything.
Speaker 2: I'll still get a package.
Speaker 1: And I have so many.
Speaker 2: I have like probably probably a quarter of my wardrobes
Speaker 2: into the AM stuff because I worked with them for
Speaker 2: fe years.
Speaker 1: And then I had to just start ignoring the dude because,
Speaker 1: like to be fair, I don't want money anymore, Like
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: The biggest thing was I try to get him to
Speaker 2: just do it for the podcast, and you want to
Speaker 2: do it and I was like, hey, I was a
Speaker 2: guy like this gets way more views than my main channel,
Speaker 2: and use my main channel anymore. Because I was telling
Speaker 2: him that I really don't want to have any obligations
Speaker 2: to do videos on my main channel.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be.
Speaker 2: And then he just was like, I don't know about
Speaker 2: the Basically, I was like, oh, I guess you don't
Speaker 2: want more money and more eyes on your product.
Speaker 3: Okay, Army roll all my clothes now is fucking it's
Speaker 3: it's helpful.
Speaker 2: It's it's it just saves me so much space.
Speaker 1: Does It's very efficient? Yeah? Yeah, it's Army Roll. Have
Speaker 1: a bunch of fucking bunch of my Sometimes I I
Speaker 1: I load of them and lacquer get them hardened.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: That's a shirt. Here's my shirt. It's laminated laminated shirts.
Speaker 1: I could use it anyway.
Speaker 4: Pillow Biers, Supreme, round Eyed, rind, round Eyed, Beetle Bussy,
Speaker 4: Bellowing Beetles.
Speaker 1: Beat blunkin Boys, all gay and ship. Oh the beach
Speaker 1: boys fucking die that one beach boy guy? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: one of them? Not all, I mean, how many of
Speaker 1: them are? They are all gone though, right? Probably? I
Speaker 1: mean there's got an ancient that must be ancient. Don't
Speaker 1: see how many weird did weird did? We're fucking dead
Speaker 1: going to hell, going to hell? We're going a hellboy on.
Speaker 4: Twitter said that into her Wouldn't it be nice? Is
Speaker 4: like the best melody ever written or whatever? And my
Speaker 4: first thought was like, oh, no way.
Speaker 1: Then I realized that that song gets stuck in my
Speaker 1: head every at least once a week for some reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: does it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: The melody of it, that's I don't know, there's something
Speaker 4: to that because like I haven't listened to that song
Speaker 4: probably ever, Like I've heard it in like trailers and ship.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever got on my way to
Speaker 2: look no, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: But that that song doesn't get a beat that I
Speaker 3: heard from some fucking random jazz song that I know
Speaker 3: is super famous, and I don't remember the song with
Speaker 3: the melody lips.
Speaker 1: I know what it is.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's bomb bomb but at the and then don't don't bump.
Speaker 1: I love jazz, It's really good. I actually really like
Speaker 1: jazz music. I do too. Yeah, sure, I actually I'm
Speaker 1: just being a dick. Let's see how many beach Blays
Speaker 1: are still alive.
Speaker 2: They're all fucking dead.
Speaker 1: I used to go to jazz lounges.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, that's crazy. I would just I don't
Speaker 3: think he gets a jazz person really on much.
Speaker 1: Give me a stream. You know what actually got me
Speaker 1: into it?
Speaker 4: Literally ods t see the soundtrack with like the saxophone
Speaker 4: and ship and then like twin peaks and other things.
Speaker 3: I think jazz is such a such a universal form
Speaker 3: of music.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's also like, I mean, there's jazz a lot.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of jazz growing up in general.
Speaker 4: Like I mean, like Edit and Eddie had like like
Speaker 4: that weird like kind of jazz coded yeah soundtrack, and
Speaker 4: there were other things too that were like that.
Speaker 3: My Grandma liked blues more than jazz.
Speaker 1: But I didn't like blues more than jazz. I I
Speaker 1: didn't like blues really at all. Actually I like blues,
Speaker 1: but I preferred who gives a fuck about? But that's
Speaker 1: not that's not that's like blues. That's like fucking's like blues.
Speaker 1: Gay but blues, but right, But blues I love is great.
Speaker 1: Boom Dumn colon is wet. Didn't do it the same time.
Speaker 1: I finish stuffing in his fucking gum. Really gay, but
Speaker 1: I'm gay for pay. Apparently all of them are alive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is not it really was at the impression
Speaker 1: that they were all fucking dead as fuck. Yeah I was,
Speaker 1: I was. I was assuming so, but that dude don't
Speaker 1: even look that young. I feel like the Beach Boys were.
Speaker 1: I think my misconception. I feel like the Beach was
Speaker 1: a way older than they actually are now. I mean
Speaker 1: I felt like they're I think they're way younger than
Speaker 1: I thought they were.
Speaker 2: I thought they were like fucking ancient. But I'm looking
Speaker 2: at that dude that recently died. What's his name, like
Speaker 2: Brian Johnson or some ship Brian Wilson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, he's not that old. Like I'm looking at it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I feel like he should look
Speaker 2: like mel Brooks.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Bro mean mel Brooks looked old at sixteen.
Speaker 12: Dude, Melbourne. Look did you see that they're doing it?
Speaker 12: That's why I brought Yeah, I'm excited, excited at all.
Speaker 12: It's not how's it gonna be? Like John Candy's dead
Speaker 12: as ship.
Speaker 2: Sure, they're gonna they're gonna see g right, I should
Speaker 2: gt Maybe he's not. John Candy is, in fact only
Speaker 2: fourteen years old. It's like he was fourteen in that
Speaker 2: movie John. What's the opposite of candy? Which is dinner?
Speaker 1: Time?
Speaker 3: About time out? I let's look at it. Don't elaborate
Speaker 3: too much, look at what it actually is.
Speaker 1: I really don't know. You really gotta look at what's
Speaker 1: the opposite of Yes, food, Candy's food? Shut up it is.
Speaker 1: I guess it's food stuff. I was thinking it was
Speaker 1: like a snack, right, so maybe dinner. I was like, like,
Speaker 1: a yeah, meal. The names like, what's the opposite of
Speaker 1: John though? Jane? So yeah, he's so they're gonna get
Speaker 1: a person named Jane meel Oh my fucking god, no, man,
Speaker 1: I don't. Uh yeah, Like.
Speaker 4: There's a there's a video of him at the end
Speaker 4: of that trailer right for the Baseball Steacher where it's
Speaker 4: it's Melon Brooks and it's like, a, I you this
Speaker 4: movie's gonna come out in twenty twenty seven. Are you
Speaker 4: even gonna be here?
Speaker 1: Dude? It doesn't look like it, dude. To be fair,
Speaker 1: he's looked like that for a decade.
Speaker 4: You're right, because I remember seeing an episodes of Comedians
Speaker 4: and Cars getting coffee with him and Jerry Seinfeld and
Speaker 4: some other fucking old guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I thought then dies right there. That was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's not long for this earth. You're dead. You're dead.
Speaker 1: I killed mel Brooks. Who are the seventeen year old?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe what most did. The Palestinians.
Speaker 1: They killed mel brook I got him. They stuck. They
Speaker 1: stuck in the truck of my car, one of my
Speaker 1: thousands of cars. They knew what you want, they do,
Speaker 1: which what I was gonna be in and so go
Speaker 1: forth and defend yourself in Chala, in Chala. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he's saying. I don't even salo. I want
Speaker 1: to go to that bagel place. In downtown. Is a
Speaker 1: bagel place in downtown? Yeah? Was its Noah's is a
Speaker 1: normal doesn't know? Is right? He's the sandwich shop in downtown.
Speaker 1: The bagel shop. I mean, you know what I'm up.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know Duchess, which is a sandwich shop.
Speaker 1: I don't know about the bagel know what you said.
Speaker 1: I think it's New York bagels. Yeah, that's just the
Speaker 1: fucking that's right in the town center. Guess what he's
Speaker 1: talking about. I'm pretty sure are you talking about that?
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, I said, down down.
Speaker 1: I was thinking it's because of the protest. I was
Speaker 1: thinking of downtown l A. I was like, I was thinking,
Speaker 1: those are those bagels? You know what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 1: why the fuck? Why would you right here?
Speaker 2: I see they've had Einstein bagels. Yes, one in Vegas
Speaker 2: fire that actually was Einstein bag Like.
Speaker 1: You know, jewy are they I'm sorry, Chewi I met dude,
Speaker 1: they'll raise the rent on you.
Speaker 2: It was very kosher.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: You take a bite out of the bagel and suddenly
Speaker 4: you get a fucking invoice.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Dude? They my house that I own
Speaker 1: cost me seven thousand dollars a month. Now, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Do they have prices? They had prices on the menu,
Speaker 2: and they they were haggling with me. They try to
Speaker 2: get more out of me.
Speaker 1: Like wait, it's they haggle upwards at you. Is insane
Speaker 1: that they didn't like at like fucking best Buy with
Speaker 1: like a switch to where like it's like four hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty bucks or something five hundred for the bundle
Speaker 1: and they're like, how about six hundred when you want
Speaker 1: to pay some hundred so that I think it gets
Speaker 1: would actually agree with that?
Speaker 3: What that's seven dollars while it was promised me three
Speaker 3: years ago.
Speaker 1: Someone need that, need that right now. It's a valid argument.
Speaker 1: It's that that magic just it just it just it
Speaker 1: just no.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 4: Someone someone shows up to your apartment and they say,
Speaker 4: excuse like a nine year old ladies, excuse me.
Speaker 1: This apartment was promised to be my my uncle when
Speaker 1: I was seven, and I just remembered. Sorry, it's like
Speaker 1: a final fantasy. He's like fucking odin he.
Speaker 2: Nowhere, quick work, there's three million lessons. He disappears, God millions.
Speaker 1: The old lady shows up. I didn't even say you're
Speaker 1: just a lady shows up and asks you and tells
Speaker 1: you that this part was and you your first reaction Hitler,
Speaker 1: did you that's crazy?
Speaker 2: Use hit like the us in the comic universe, is
Speaker 2: why Hitler used to use the Hitler but something we
Speaker 2: have no choice, the hammer.
Speaker 1: Of it's your final, it is your final.
Speaker 4: Gambit games games they're doing that multiplayer, they're doing that
Speaker 4: multiplayer BATA like now actually ready, oh that's right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think uh, I think so that's that it was
Speaker 4: that close to being done Years of War.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but annoyed that I'm still you know, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna play the game going to which I mean, I
Speaker 3: have it. I've played it too many times, man Like.
Speaker 1: I want the second one. I want to, but I really,
Speaker 1: realistically even three I would to play through again.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 3: You know we've been playing a lot again lately, freaking Battlefront.
Speaker 3: A lot of people that game, the new one seventeen Yeah, seventeen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's right, that's right. They didn't the
Speaker 1: patched it.
Speaker 3: I'm just talking about playing the game. We played it again.
Speaker 3: It's a mess.
Speaker 1: Journey.
Speaker 4: The journey of Battlefront is so sad because it comes
Speaker 4: it comes out in two thousand and five, and it's great, right,
Speaker 4: and then it gets rebooted and then it sucks, and
Speaker 4: then it gets a se or it's okay, and then
Speaker 4: it gets a sequel to the reboot and that fucking sucks.
Speaker 4: And then over time that's like fixed sort of, and
Speaker 4: then the old games come back and they're fucked. And
Speaker 4: then now the old game that was previously fucked is
Speaker 4: now fixed and people like it and people are like,
Speaker 4: play what a mess?
Speaker 3: Well, Duane though.
Speaker 2: Like when when it's so so people were disappointed with
Speaker 2: Outlaws or whatever?
Speaker 3: Yeah, people people don't want a making those games anymore.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think that's the biggest thing. Like the
Speaker 3: Survivor games are good. It's the only good thing they've
Speaker 3: made a reason that's true.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 2: Those are fun games, that's respond Yeah. Still, but published publishing, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I guess they didn't to make a solid I guess.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, did you hear about the did you? Oh?
Speaker 1: I meant to ask you guys about this. We're running along,
Speaker 1: but like this is important the uh for you guys? Anyway?
Speaker 4: The Dragon Age expos that came out, No, what do
Speaker 4: what do I read it on? I mean it's a
Speaker 4: it's probably a paper.
Speaker 1: You have to pay for it. But like I saw
Speaker 1: people like doing reports on him something like that. But
Speaker 1: uh is Jason Tryer. He's like an old very old
Speaker 1: head video game kind of he breaks all the stories
Speaker 1: and stuff, Okay, but he Uh, I saw the bullet
Speaker 1: points and it's fucking crazy fascinating. This is what I've
Speaker 1: been waiting for. I'm not even fascinated. Really, it is interesting.
Speaker 3: I just don't care. I'm already gonna know what the
Speaker 3: situation and I'm just gonna you reaffirmed situation.
Speaker 1: I I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is I love like it's like what happened with
Speaker 2: the Andromeda, Like you're gonna I understand when I feel
Speaker 2: validated by it, But what is the validation going to
Speaker 2: do other and make.
Speaker 1: Me like it's not it's just more it's just my Like,
Speaker 1: I just want to know exactly what happened. That's all.
Speaker 3: It's Oh sick, Okay, my friend has got me a
Speaker 3: switch to He was like, yeah, whether it's extra one
Speaker 3: saw scoopy one. You know I sold mine already order.
Speaker 1: I know you, But then why why did you sell
Speaker 1: if you still wanted one?
Speaker 3: Because I got mine. I got my money from mine.
Speaker 3: So the one I'm getting now I have one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars in pocket, and then the one I'm getting now
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, I get that. I get that, but it still
Speaker 1: upsets me, Like I feel like you make too much
Speaker 1: to batter with one hundred dollars. I'm like, what I
Speaker 1: definitely do, That's what I'm saying. I was like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: I make it's theirs are megal low, My expenses are
Speaker 1: let's put it is not not much, right, Yeah, So
Speaker 1: like so you It's just it's crazy that you would
Speaker 1: even bother. Yeah, it just bought the switch to they
Speaker 1: sold the Dick pictures. I'm not telling Dick pics no more.
Speaker 1: Man that she got me in trouble. Yeah, I think, dude,
Speaker 1: I still want to somehow.
Speaker 3: Selling Dick pics and I'm getting back to my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Be crazy. I still want to get jacked. I want
Speaker 1: to get jacked at one day and then and then
Speaker 1: hop on only fans.
Speaker 3: I want to I want to take at least one
Speaker 3: extend and then sell at at least like just to
Speaker 3: be the point.
Speaker 1: I'm so hard, I'm like passing out in the background
Speaker 1: of the picture.
Speaker 2: Dude, do we know that Extends actually works because like
Speaker 2: this guy's like, yeah too well, because like it was
Speaker 2: on those infomercial things at like ten PM or whatever,
Speaker 2: and always I don't see.
Speaker 1: Him at four am. I'd see him during school days,
Speaker 1: I'd be like in class, they'd be like.
Speaker 4: I saw them at three o'clock in the afternoon, right
Speaker 4: after Spongeboby Away.
Speaker 3: I would see extends those on like fucking like like
Speaker 3: me and my grandmother to watch fucking look like I
Speaker 3: don't know, fucking Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 1: Really, they came the morning different, bro. I guess penis
Speaker 1: and larger pills are really profitable in New York.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, yeah, okay. I was seen late at night,
Speaker 2: and I don't think there was insight the first thing.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, dude, I just feel like I was
Speaker 1: all these things bullshit.
Speaker 2: What happens you take a bottle of extends until you die, right?
Speaker 1: I think something would probably happen in your heart?
Speaker 3: Imagine one heart, though, you'd be fine, did you just
Speaker 3: you only have one heart, you'll be fine.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. So here it is. I found it.
Speaker 4: I got it, I found it, I found the so
Speaker 4: it's like, uh, I found the bullet points which are OK,
Speaker 4: and these are the most important things, I think, right,
Speaker 4: So get this.
Speaker 3: Wild.
Speaker 4: BioWare was under immense pressure to succeed after the failure
Speaker 4: of Anthem and Andromeda with the vailuard to stay afloat
Speaker 4: original concept. Joplin was a smaller single player experience. He
Speaker 4: a forced a pivot it to multiplayer live service in
Speaker 4: twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Like you that around the same time, they were oh
Speaker 1: oh god, oh my god, oh my god. Creative creative
Speaker 1: director Mike Laidlaw, who I remember was I think previously
Speaker 1: at Valve. I think he. I think he wrote Half
Speaker 1: Life three that never ended up happening at Mike laid Law. Uh.
Speaker 1: He resigned over the shift. Matt Goldman replaced replaced him
Speaker 1: in aim for a lighter, pulpy tone.
Speaker 2: Goldman, Ah, we're getting You're getting to playfully.
Speaker 1: WHOA, I didn't like that.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. That is so crazy. There was no
Speaker 1: bit that led into it. It was just Rediden. Hey man,
Speaker 1: it was funny.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't have no problem, man, I'm about going some
Speaker 1: jew bagels. I'm about going some bags anyway. Niggas man anyway.
Speaker 4: So Goldener replaced them, aim for a lighter, pulpy tone
Speaker 4: more fitting for online gameplay. Anthem's failure in twenty nineteen
Speaker 4: raised internal doubts about repeating mistakes. Pandemic disruptions, and leadership
Speaker 4: resignations further complicated development. In twenty twenty, the project was
Speaker 4: abruptly pivoted back to a single player game without proper
Speaker 4: pre production. Team was given just eighteen months to overhaul
Speaker 4: the structure and rewrite the story. Sick tight timelines led
Speaker 4: to rest decisions and a lack of meaningful choice and gameplay.
Speaker 4: Multiple delays didn't allow redesigns, just extensions of flawed structures.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, so they probab didn't want to look like
Speaker 3: that in the first place. No, okay, No, the crux
Speaker 3: of all this, by the way.
Speaker 1: They did when the Goldman guy showed up, Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm.
Speaker 4: Just saying that, yeah, real sure, the crux of this.
Speaker 4: The crux of this is ultimately EA being like make
Speaker 4: a live service. That's where all the stems from.
Speaker 1: It's like makeup fucking multiplay game, which is crazy especially
Speaker 1: after after what well this was technically before Anthem, remember
Speaker 1: this is twenty seventeen. Well, yeah, anthem was.
Speaker 2: And you said that they were already nervous and what
Speaker 2: didn't don't you think they should have been like twenty nine, Like,
Speaker 2: I know that they convinced them to do single player
Speaker 2: at that point, but it's like broke, so keep going,
Speaker 2: want to keep going.
Speaker 1: So multiple multiple delays didn't okay. So feedback from alpha
Speaker 1: testing in twenty twenty two pointed to a lack of
Speaker 1: impactful narrative decisions.
Speaker 4: There's things, there's things here by the way that I
Speaker 4: think you're you're gonna get very happy about.
Speaker 1: Papa.
Speaker 4: Last minute attempts to reintroduce meaningful choices were shallow and constrained.
Speaker 4: BioWare bought a second team from the Mass Effect or
Speaker 4: brought a second team from the Mass Effect project in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty three to help.
Speaker 1: Finish the game.
Speaker 4: Cultural clashes arose. The dragon Age team was laid back,
Speaker 4: mass Effect team was top down and structured, so they
Speaker 4: were well organized.
Speaker 1: The Mass Effect team interesting. Mass Effect leaders re wrote
Speaker 1: and added new scenes, including the game's finale. So the ending,
Speaker 1: the massive part that the Mass Effect.
Speaker 2: Part literally yeah, the part that was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is the suicide mission essentially, and the way that it
Speaker 2: all strings together and like all that's it's that's that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Dragon Age leads were frustrated denied because they were denied
Speaker 4: similar resources and excluded from key meetings, so they did.
Speaker 4: Long Standing resentment emerged over EA favoring mass effect Internally
Speaker 4: original original multiplayer versions, snarky tone felt outdated obviously, Concerns
Speaker 4: it would resemble for spoken led to last minute dialogue rewrites.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they didn't get rid of all of it.
Speaker 4: Voice a well, voice actors strike and overtime demands hindered
Speaker 4: those changes.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well there you go.
Speaker 4: Initial trailer looked like Fortnite Alien eighting SRG. We know
Speaker 4: about that stuff already. Marketing failed to properly convey the
Speaker 4: game's actual tone. Biowhears future by working tributes. Why wears
Speaker 4: about five percent of VA's annual revenue, primarily profits from
Speaker 4: sports and shooter games. Analysts say that continuing UH that
Speaker 4: E may continue supporting Buy Where due to potential payoff
Speaker 4: hit the payoff of a hit RPG.
Speaker 1: However, it's long decline raises real questions about whether he
Speaker 1: ultimately shut it down. Uh. Somebody internally said, if they
Speaker 1: shuttered this to the doors tomorrow, I wouldn't be totally supported. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's interesting that whole thing is very fascinating because
Speaker 1: it seems like the part of the game that people like,
Speaker 1: which is like the ending where it comes together kind
Speaker 1: of or at the very least, is like better than
Speaker 1: the beginning I think, I think is the Mass Effect team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the Massive team is apparently really well structured and
Speaker 1: really well organized. That's kind of good news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe the people like they make it to finish
Speaker 2: in the next game.
Speaker 1: That's leading it.
Speaker 2: He assured people that it's like, this is not what
Speaker 2: you experienced in the Bill Guard, is not what Mass
Speaker 2: Effect's going to be at all.
Speaker 4: Like so hollow promises though to be fair, because it's
Speaker 4: been three games in a row now that have not
Speaker 4: been quite what I agree.
Speaker 1: I also feel based on this.
Speaker 2: My other issue is though this is a fucking sequel,
Speaker 2: and I don't personally, I don't want to mass efect sequel.
Speaker 2: I don't care shepperd did his thing, you know, or
Speaker 2: their thing, I should say, and fucking it's Shepherd's over
Speaker 2: his Yeah, yeah, sure, but I mean I played the
Speaker 2: I played the dude more just because, like, especially with
Speaker 2: the memes and stuff involved, like that dude's.
Speaker 1: Hit a female reporter as a as A, as a.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's the that's the episode's name.
Speaker 1: Yeah anymore, No, I prefer that that Fdr Frank Rogers.
Speaker 1: That's right stupid, all right.
Speaker 4: June fourteenth is the No King's anti Trump protest and
Speaker 4: it's happening nationwide. Oh yeah, I mean to say that
Speaker 4: I'm probably gonna go to that no Pants, no Pants protest?
Speaker 4: Is that what I heard, No Kings is what it's called.
Speaker 4: June fourteen, that's tomorrow. I'm probably gonna be down there.
Speaker 4: I know a lot of people who are going.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the fucking botanical gardens or whatever,
Speaker 1: so I can't. I'm gonna be there. Actually, are you
Speaker 1: actually going?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go after after we're done with the what
Speaker 2: you call it, we're going to the movie.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go there. So let me ask you them.
Speaker 1: Should I wear my green gomblin helmet? Yes? Why are
Speaker 1: you even as I feel like I should? I think
Speaker 1: you absolutely should. I think you should also have fake
Speaker 1: bombs tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was thinking about going and.
Speaker 3: Also bring a sword in the gun. Yeah, and goblins
Speaker 3: face black. Actually that is you mammify him. That'd be fire.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. The black Goblin in his usualize out
Speaker 3: there doing too much bad stuff. Stop taking the folk
Speaker 3: away from them, holds.
Speaker 1: Shot gun. That is crazy. I love it. That's a
Speaker 1: good Somebody draw that, somebody, somebody, don't someone draw that.
Speaker 3: Somebody definitely don't draw that black draw that draw the
Speaker 3: most racist version of green.
Speaker 2: Do not endorse the Blean Goblin. It's a black and green,
Speaker 2: the Blean Goblin.
Speaker 1: It's hurting you to say that this is doing damage
Speaker 1: to you know, it hurts saying because you're never meant
Speaker 1: to say that.
Speaker 4: Blean is never like that word feels that feels like
Speaker 4: something that never should be said for some Blean back
Speaker 4: and green hurts my nose.
Speaker 1: That's famous song. Black and Green, Black and green, black
Speaker 1: and green, black and green, clean, Blean, Bleanan, Blean, Blean.
Speaker 2: Roy and Peepson Barney, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I love you, you love me.
Speaker 3: We're a fucking family, little great big hug and oh yeah,
Speaker 3: would you say you'll fuck me to me?
Speaker 1: He little kid? Fuck you fuck. Let's Barney's a real.
Speaker 2: When the parents show up, He's back to normal in
Speaker 2: the case's.
Speaker 3: Ru Well, you're so scared. No way, parents, we gotta
Speaker 3: finish up. Hey, kids, you never had you never had
Speaker 3: consistent nightmares about a prehistoric creature trying.
Speaker 1: To kill you. Have you ever thought about Apex.
Speaker 3: A purple dinosaur that chasing them?
Speaker 1: Roup? The child we always pudding are soldiers on the
Speaker 1: line for Israel's benefit? Oh, man, I don't like that joke.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. What kind of steen are you?
Speaker 1: Barti is the goat? Man. I do love Bartie, I'm
Speaker 1: not but love for bart the memories of it. But
Speaker 1: I couldn't watch it again. I bet the plot sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the plot of Barney really isn't engaging enough. Not
Speaker 2: enough drug dealing, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Too little.
Speaker 2: They need to add some more, like they didn't have enough,
Speaker 2: like they should have.
Speaker 1: They should have put the drugs and the kids and
Speaker 1: they cut the kids open and take the drugs something.
Speaker 1: It's just breaking, it's just breaking bad.
Speaker 3: Making bad. But it's a dinosaur. Put the glass on that. No, No,
Speaker 3: I like that Bartie being a real dinosaur. The people
Speaker 3: that aren't the kids?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that idea. What do you need, mister Bonnie?
Speaker 1: What do you need from me? Jason stave, what do
Speaker 1: you know, mister White? What are you talking?
Speaker 2: What do you I can't do his voice that well.
Speaker 1: But Jesse, mister White, they missed the white. Stop being
Speaker 1: such a bitch. And Barnie, Hey, I got bills, yo.
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 6: Yo?
Speaker 1: You bitch? I need you to listen to me. Jesse,
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Barney. Listen, Jesse one more time. I forgot
Speaker 1: your connects again. And he realizes that's a dinosa. He's
Speaker 1: been cooking back with a dinosaur for fucking four seasons, and.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, it all comes back in the place.
Speaker 1: He eats everybody. Everybody is convinced that it's not a
Speaker 1: real badness until it just is, until he drops the
Speaker 1: veneer of him being nice.
Speaker 2: Listen, Hector, if you hit ring that bell, well turned ravenues,
Speaker 2: don't ring that bell.
Speaker 1: Hector seriously stopped.
Speaker 2: Hector, say my name, Barney.
Speaker 1: Raw. My penis is three inches flashied and five inches erect. Nice,
Speaker 1: thanks for letting us know. Three inches flashid, five inches erect.
Speaker 1: So you grow two inches. That's not much growth. It's
Speaker 1: not a lot of that's a very small amount of growth. Unfortunately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of rough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go from a solid one to a solid
Speaker 2: four and that's like four times.
Speaker 1: You know, I go from I go from eighteen to
Speaker 1: like four. It's crazy, that's crazy. Get fat.
Speaker 2: I learned how to joke outwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go from three to seven. But it's uh
Speaker 1: centimeats it more than doubles, but like double doubling a
Speaker 1: pennies not much double double double penny. Give it to
Speaker 1: the next person eventually. Do you think that would work?
Speaker 1: You think how much money?
Speaker 3: End double? Somebody'll be like, hey, doubling, you're the next person.
Speaker 1: I think someone would someone would end the chain around
Speaker 1: like like one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: I think like maybe maybe four.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'll take that. Listen, guys, why don't we measure pussies?
Speaker 1: Like how so like we don't like in like like deep.
Speaker 2: I mean, well apparently usually a ruler you pull the
Speaker 2: bitch upside down.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you get a ruler, tape, measure whatever, and then
Speaker 13: and then you pull it, you pull it out that
Speaker 13: he doesn't have to think that like.
Speaker 1: Something is it has like the Yeah, so yeah, get fifteen.
Speaker 1: It's just deep slut.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm That's what I'm I'm getting at. This
Speaker 2: is stupid like, we want equality, we need to judge
Speaker 2: women on how deeper pussies.
Speaker 1: All women in our audience measure your pussies, now, did
Speaker 1: you you did? I don't think we saw. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: very very mild. Don't do that, by the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm trying. Well, dude, I unfortunate. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: measure your pall. Oh my god. I feel like I
Speaker 1: have to say that now because I feel like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like every I feel like everything is so
Speaker 1: dumb that like someone's gonna better safe than sorry, better
Speaker 1: safe than sorry, Unfortunately sorry it's stupid as ship. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry than safe is like better your uncle with
Speaker 1: fucking crutches at twenty Yeah, dude, that's a.
Speaker 2: Good uh normy shirt. We could sell what better sorry
Speaker 2: than safe? I guess like it can transcend the show.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. Yeah, Like, like none of
Speaker 1: our audience would shirt like some dumb fucking mom, some
Speaker 1: wine mom would buy. Fucking Jimmie's gonna love this, you know,
Speaker 1: while she's getting wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that mom will find it while she's browsing the
Speaker 4: snark tank storm she although, to be fair, I might
Speaker 4: kill me friends shirts. I have seen it exactly. I
Speaker 4: have the Radical Sentry shirts that it became like a
Speaker 4: a no one knew who the fuck I was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, oh, it's just I love
Speaker 2: how dumb the shirt is. And people thought it was
Speaker 2: they They people They're like, oh, this is stupid, I
Speaker 2: want this and oh my good. Yeah, except for probably
Speaker 2: some people thought it was real. Well now they are
Speaker 2: now radical centers are real.
Speaker 1: And that was like, we shouldn't be so mean. I
Speaker 1: guess they're just rounding up people in the street and
Speaker 1: breaking along. We shouldn't be so mean. Yeah, dude, that
Speaker 1: that guy, that guy in New York. I'm such a
Speaker 1: big fan of that guy.
Speaker 3: That guy that tackled the guy that threw the thing
Speaker 3: at the cop, that fucking absolute piece of ship.
Speaker 1: I saw what.
Speaker 3: I wish someone would have walked up to him while
Speaker 3: he was getting up and like grab.
Speaker 2: His hand, brother, you want to talk about radical centrism.
Speaker 2: I saw a handful of people saying, no, it's just
Speaker 2: good self policing. I swear to god, there's people in
Speaker 2: my my video where I I I said that guy
Speaker 2: was like, what like boot throating because it's like bar
Speaker 2: beyond boot licking and a couple of people were like
Speaker 2: talking about it being just good self policing and stupid.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about radicals, That is a prime example.
Speaker 1: Look is it wise to throw at it? And then
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do it. It's a bad idea because because
Speaker 1: then that's like they they're gonna get they're gonna beat
Speaker 1: the piss out of the Yeah, but that's but but yeah,
Speaker 1: let the fucking let him shoot him.
Speaker 2: Let him get the piss beat out of him. This
Speaker 2: guy while he's getting shot with bubba bullets, that fucking
Speaker 2: white comes up and tackles them.
Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous. Oh, hero, my hero, good self policing.
Speaker 1: You did a good Like what the fuck are you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: Like like immediately after you guys missed the camera, like say,
Speaker 2: if he tried to immediately started, I'm zipping the cops,
Speaker 2: all of them. Yea, he got all the zippers down,
Speaker 2: all of them.
Speaker 4: Curvy all right, Israel Israel Rhodesian sequel. I'm hitting g
Speaker 4: forces on the forklift. That would make a fighter pilot
Speaker 4: fucking ship himself.
Speaker 1: Goddamn like that. You can't be inside. Where are you
Speaker 1: he's on he's on the shovel part just turn me up.
Speaker 2: Where is your environment to reach four g's Like where
Speaker 2: are you when they stopped that thing?
Speaker 1: And that thing stopped abruptly? He would go through time.
Speaker 1: You know, I saw recently, I saw this. I saw
Speaker 1: this roller.
Speaker 4: I never really cared about roller coaster theme park simulators
Speaker 4: or whatever like build you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 4: a roller yeah, but like uh, I used to play
Speaker 4: them a little bit, but like nothing serious. But I
Speaker 4: saw one recently have somebody making like, hey, what do
Speaker 4: you guys think?
Speaker 1: Get my roller coaster?
Speaker 4: And it is the most diabolical thing I've ever seen
Speaker 4: because it like it like it's like a really one
Speaker 4: of those wide ones where it's like fifteen people in
Speaker 4: a row like the log ways, and then it's like
Speaker 4: it twists and like dunks people underwater and s.
Speaker 1: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: I was like, yo, I want to play this game
Speaker 4: kind of and it tells you all the G force
Speaker 4: and like like the fatality rate of stuff.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: I never I should play the model one if they
Speaker 1: let me do the same things I.
Speaker 2: Used to do, because my roller coast have never finished.
Speaker 2: They're always like my favorites would be having a concession
Speaker 2: stand and then having the roller coaster fucking finish like
Speaker 2: into this concession, so they all they will come off
Speaker 2: and explode the area or the best one was watching
Speaker 2: you at the highest point.
Speaker 1: It's it just drops off one by one. People know
Speaker 1: you're at the very end of it. Just knowing I
Speaker 1: love those games. That is, so you would play what
Speaker 1: game is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would play. Never liking those games kind of
Speaker 1: but like I just fell off there and they're fun,
Speaker 1: but it's like you'll play it for like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: an hour and then you're done. Yeah, that's where will
Speaker 1: play the zoo to just let the animals out. Gorillas.
Speaker 3: She showed me what the old fight that the grilla
Speaker 3: says out and they would just come out and moll people.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I've never that sounds awesome. I've never
Speaker 1: even considered. Yeah, zoo checking.
Speaker 3: I guess there's the lions.
Speaker 2: Oh no, can you put like the work gorillas in
Speaker 2: like the water, like where the like the whales going ship.
Speaker 1: Dro It's like, you're not you're not gonna, You're not
Speaker 1: gonna you're not gonna you're not gonna create aquatic gorilla.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna kill them. It's like fucking doctor. All
Speaker 1: this power and you can't fucking float, you stupid bit.
Speaker 1: That's so true. It's so true. They could probably break
Speaker 1: the glass, they could swim to the glass. They can't.
Speaker 1: They're dying with the power of being a gorilla at
Speaker 1: the bottom of the bottom of at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the tank. Is crazy. You know, you know a game
Speaker 1: I was really like. I saw it and I never
Speaker 1: never gave it any extra thought. I thought it was interesting,
Speaker 1: a good idea.
Speaker 4: It was a They made a Mars Attacks game like
Speaker 4: that recently, like in the last like a couple of months.
Speaker 4: It was called Mars Attracts, and it was like the
Speaker 4: idea was like you were the Mars at tax Aliens
Speaker 4: and you were abducting people and making like a human
Speaker 4: like theme parking ship, which is like an awesome idea.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it is.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's good, but it's a fucking
Speaker 4: awesome thing because you have you have to imagine that
Speaker 4: you just torture people in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's the whole point of it, right,
Speaker 1: I should look it up.
Speaker 3: Mars Attack And again did someone sing something.
Speaker 1: They found the uh spoilers from Mars Attack but they
Speaker 1: some old lady.
Speaker 4: Was listening as the yodeling music and the Aliens hated
Speaker 4: it and it was at like a frequency that like
Speaker 4: blew up their fucking brains.
Speaker 1: I love that movie.
Speaker 3: That's what probably happened, though. They probably come to some
Speaker 3: function and he'd be like something bust on one and
Speaker 3: it'd be like.
Speaker 4: They just that movie was stacked with like a crazy
Speaker 4: cast and they just killed them all. Yeah, really cool,
Speaker 4: someone was the President.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that again because I haven't seen It's
Speaker 2: a fun movie. The CG is bad, of course, that's
Speaker 2: what I'm most curious about to see that.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I got dude.
Speaker 2: He's sounding like a cross between SpongeBob and Popeye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 5: Spongebo in fact, in fact, Mars Shapiro Marsh Marsh Shapiro space.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I can't kack Ackby and the Martian Abbey
Speaker 14: has fat distill.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course tits. In fact, in fact, I
Speaker 1: love that idea. Mars Shapiro will be Alien Shapiro.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a hitting okay, Red that blonde, blue eyed
Speaker 4: German man asking a little Armenian woman wearing the army
Speaker 4: hat on.
Speaker 1: A date mm hmm, do it up? Do it tuberculosis voice.
Speaker 1: It would mean a lot to me and Kingston if
Speaker 1: you stop sucking all those beatles down here watch it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gonna be a video of his
Speaker 1: fucking colon. Dude. I don't know if I want to
Speaker 1: you people eat these things? What is that? I don't
Speaker 1: know if I want to watch this. I don't understand
Speaker 1: the slam kind of it happening is funny though. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to watch this. What is
Speaker 1: it is? It is the person dying again? No good
Speaker 1: thing that rolls into a ball?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What is a doctor? Doctor? Push? Isopod or whatever? Ew?
Speaker 1: What is it? That's huge? You've never seen those freaking
Speaker 1: like and then like, I just we don't need to
Speaker 1: eat anything that looks like this. What the fuck is that? Ew? Yo,
Speaker 1: it's a c Why are you eating that? Because people
Speaker 1: are disgusting at a certain point, it's like, don't we
Speaker 1: just stop?
Speaker 2: Like you?
Speaker 1: So for the context for the audience, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that? An? I suppot that's huge to see. I
Speaker 1: hate that. I had no concept that they were that big. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're disgusting. They look scary and uh, I just don't
Speaker 1: know why people in modern gray. Yeah, they're disgusting and
Speaker 1: they look I'm speaking of course about Mexicans. I was like,
Speaker 1: of course, woke Marxist pope.
Speaker 2: Especially how they just lay him on display, and you know,
Speaker 2: here's the whole fucking creature. You know, like we don't
Speaker 2: do that with anything else.
Speaker 1: You don't like prepare it like a slab or like bacon.
Speaker 4: If they just grilled a pig in front of you
Speaker 4: and just slapped it on your table, it's still making.
Speaker 1: Just hammer fisted once there you go, and like that
Speaker 1: guy with the fish, just punch worry about it. Crazy,
Speaker 1: he's punching it.
Speaker 4: Zilla ex Gay Beatles, seeds of Bussy, Garden, my asses,
Speaker 4: Phillip his help, woke mars Poke punk, Calm Morey already
Speaker 4: Sweeny gomaging into a billion mosquitoes, crazy, Schrodinger's Blumpkin Jack
Speaker 4: w f M, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god. Oh man, I thought you were
Speaker 1: at least on the second.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Alright, we keep getting to I guess the dragon age thing,
Speaker 4: sidetracks w Jack w FM. Every time sween reads the names,
Speaker 4: he laughs at all of them, like fucking Jimmy fallon
Speaker 4: the gay Beatles will ravage him.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 4: Uh just sold three Laboo Boo dolls and now I'm
Speaker 4: set for life. I'm convinced that these are own. I'm
Speaker 4: really bothered by this.
Speaker 3: I got one for one of our friends.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand it because I feel like they're new,
Speaker 1: but everybody's pretending like they're not.
Speaker 3: They're new, They're not. They haven't been around that long.
Speaker 1: Have they been around? Were they around last year? No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so good. Okay, that's all. He's not
Speaker 1: a mass consciousness Calin Moriarty. Kingston is my favorite Disney princess,
Speaker 1: big meat. He thinks Canola Joe greasing up Derek's thick thighs,
Speaker 1: deep throating a cactus daily to sound like RFK Junior
Speaker 1: Dandy Andy, leader of the Spiderfucker Party, can swing change
Speaker 1: his piss fetish to a poo fetish. You can just
Speaker 1: change your fetish like that? Can you change your fetish? Please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I am a highly ranking figure in Islam and I
Speaker 1: am placing a fatoa on Kingston. Well that's over for him.
Speaker 1: Like this profile picture is fucking the principal skinner looking weird.
Speaker 1: The one where he's looking at where he's like, look
Speaker 1: where he's got Like the fucking fuck boy. Seeing Bart
Speaker 1: Simpson's starehead on is like. One of the most upsetting
Speaker 1: was the name A little dumb kid, the little one
Speaker 1: that's uh Ralph. Yeah, the one he walked up to
Speaker 1: the camera. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that image.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen that. I probably know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about if I see it. It's from a game.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's a big bad beetle buns smoke
Speaker 1: or smoking. Kingston gives a low tier gooner gay for
Speaker 1: the money, call me a bagget the and weep before
Speaker 1: my legion of swings be upon ye. Hey, you're awake.
Speaker 1: Walked into an ice agent same as you is stupid
Speaker 1: Mexican skyroom skyating he it is, it's sky it's skyting. Uh.
Speaker 1: Dave Blunt's stage dive tsunami. I knew a Virginia, but
Speaker 1: she wasn't slim, stupid Kevin Durant's feet. Fun fact. In Europe,
Speaker 1: canola oil is called non con sensual intercourse seed oil. No,
Speaker 1: it's not that sounds like a lie.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna if it was I would buy a ball
Speaker 1: it was. We would have heard about it, yes, and
Speaker 1: we would in fact, in fact, if I fucking clicks
Speaker 1: like a demon, Uh fuck you, I paying my TV license, bitch,
Speaker 1: mister pants. After listening to four years, I have Chameleon Kingston.
Speaker 1: I have Chameleon Kingston's comedy style was just being a
Speaker 1: loud piece of ship face, unstoppable. I don't even think
Speaker 1: I'm that loud anymore. No, I know it's it's completely untrue.
Speaker 1: I just so much quieter as I just thought of.
Speaker 1: That was literally nothing. But what is the most out
Speaker 1: of pocket thing that I could say? It's definitely a
Speaker 1: clip right there. That's good clip. Yeah, remember that.
Speaker 4: Three and a half hours where he's not gonna edit this.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be like a complete after after a
Speaker 4: certain amount of time. It's just bro, just throw throw
Speaker 4: the throw a compressor out and you get the.
Speaker 1: Clean up the audio. Let everything lie where it goes.
Speaker 1: I'm not evena line it up. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: line up. Put the audio tracking backwards somehow. I mean,
Speaker 1: I could listen to the podcast reverse but watch it
Speaker 1: face forward, and then like only watch it and reverse,
Speaker 1: but listen to it right right way forward, Dude, I
Speaker 1: like this. I'm gonna I'm gonna switch the camera. Is
Speaker 1: that the camera?
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna reverse the audio. I'm gonna pitch
Speaker 2: it down three uh so or higher? Should go high
Speaker 2: or lower?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We should do and individual here's my idea, individual picture.
Speaker 4: Instead of constantly switching between these two cameras, why don't
Speaker 4: we just aim one of the cameras at the screen there.
Speaker 1: That shows both of our cameras, and then.
Speaker 2: That's that's revolutionary of the cameras wouldn't be on one
Speaker 2: of us.
Speaker 1: Interesting problem you've risen anyway, modern problems.
Speaker 2: Mind, there's a level of authenticity that people would appreciate.
Speaker 2: Door and yeah, I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: They would, they would fucking come at our feet. It's
Speaker 1: not that's not good? Is that not worship? Can I
Speaker 1: wear shoes at least? Nah? Open toes? You never come
Speaker 1: on your girlfriend's open toes? I cannot say I have really,
Speaker 1: even on purpose, have created the most disgustingly on the
Speaker 1: planet and everybody come. Isn't that great? I don't want
Speaker 1: to double I don't want to double up here, miss
Speaker 1: an app you know you don't.
Speaker 3: You'll thick loads of your girls, the sole of your
Speaker 3: girl's feet. But the ball, yeah, I like to get
Speaker 3: it was like coming to pill and stepping in and
Speaker 3: stay in it for a little.
Speaker 1: Well usually there's like like I tell her show me
Speaker 1: your feet, and then I come on on on on
Speaker 1: the soles of her feet, and then I tell her
Speaker 1: to dance around. We call it come step in, Yeah,
Speaker 1: come stepping. That's a good one. It's all wet, it's
Speaker 1: all slapping.
Speaker 2: You Ever you ever heard that account of of when
Speaker 2: when the the fat Boy or when the drums bomb
Speaker 2: was dropped in Nagasaki or whatever or emotional whatever the
Speaker 2: first one was. And then there was a lady she's
Speaker 2: recount survivor. She she recounted a guy running towards some
Speaker 2: of the smoke and stuff, and he was like sounds
Speaker 2: like he was wearing like metal shoes or something like that,
Speaker 2: and when she looked down, it was just like the
Speaker 2: shins so his shin bones were making tappings as he
Speaker 2: was running. And I imagine that's the sound it makes
Speaker 2: when it's come on your soul?
Speaker 1: Is that real? Yes? Yes, of course. Well she like
Speaker 1: the Hulk. Now, well, imagine.
Speaker 2: Who is running on the running on the shins, and
Speaker 2: she said it sounded like it was like he was
Speaker 2: wearing like like tapping shoes or metal like shoes had
Speaker 2: like was.
Speaker 1: She was actually one of the most disturbing things I've
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, d when you hear like when you hear like
Speaker 2: you know when people say war as hell and like,
Speaker 2: and then they brought it to this level like, well,
Speaker 2: this is hell.
Speaker 1: This is the hell.
Speaker 2: Not everyone everyone was stabbing each other and doing all
Speaker 2: that crazy ship that's the madness, that's the hell. But
Speaker 2: I feel like this is this to me, this will
Speaker 2: when you just the way they describe hell in the
Speaker 2: New Testament, this is hell like this, Like I was like,
Speaker 2: that should never happen ever again I can.
Speaker 4: I could never thrive in a situation like that because
Speaker 4: like getting my pizza being latest hell to.
Speaker 1: Me, Like I feel like that's like, no, I can't
Speaker 1: do this. Oh God.
Speaker 3: Off.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, fighting off a beast and then getting home was like,
Speaker 2: hey Dad, I brought back dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm open. Also, would you mind sewing me back up?
Speaker 1: I'm open. Also the second thing, he's the.
Speaker 2: Second thing, hold on after I eat, hold on like
Speaker 2: he's eating and also trying to sew his kid back together.
Speaker 1: This not even delicious A good thing I cooked finger
Speaker 1: is seriously cardboard pie.
Speaker 4: I replaced my rs on my dodge ran with w
Speaker 4: s and now engine revving sounds like take on me?
Speaker 1: What school? I think? I stand dun dun dun no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no with w's was do know?
Speaker 4: If I get it hot hot to go f O
Speaker 4: G G O T bros, I'm so gay. I fuck mensoles,
Speaker 4: jolly old dipshit asa parades a Dave Groll Groller, Dave
Speaker 4: Groller Derby under siege by five by five hundred thousand?
Speaker 1: Is that five million? This is I hate when there's
Speaker 1: many zero's with no comma. I tol yeah, I understand
Speaker 1: that five under siege by five hundred thousand. Bloodlusted roly polies.
Speaker 1: Please help me. I can't help you in that situation, brother,
Speaker 1: mainly because this is the Internet. Uh squeezing my balls
Speaker 1: like a clown nose.
Speaker 4: Kingston had a dream. Kingston had a dream. Beatle have
Speaker 4: a dream. Oh my god, Uh pee wee Herman be
Speaker 4: like hah, I'm still dead. Sweeney and Kanye for President
Speaker 4: twenty twenty eight. Courage warns Muriel about Michael Vick, but
Speaker 4: it's too late. I love when you guys, when you
Speaker 4: call me.
Speaker 1: Big hamas thor your guns in the air, if you'd
Speaker 1: just just slay a hibernating little gable. Hate that you combined.
Speaker 1: I hate that you did that. Search Peter Lorrie Fish Battle,
Speaker 1: Matt pat solving all wars by giving every other world
Speaker 1: leader a copy of Undertail. Did you see that Matt
Speaker 1: Path thing that he was doing. He's like starting a
Speaker 1: fucking creator caucus like in Washington proper. No, it's actually interesting.
Speaker 1: It seems hilariously unimportant in the current state of things,
Speaker 1: but it's actually not a bad idea, like just being like, hey,
Speaker 1: we got to upgrade the tax code to know that
Speaker 1: we're real because like they still don't know somehow. It's
Speaker 1: an interesting idea. Yeah, but uh, good on him. Might
Speaker 1: as well do something now that you're fucking not doing.
Speaker 1: It's just a theory, you know, there's Game three done?
Speaker 1: Or is so much he's done? I think it's I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't care. I can see some other
Speaker 1: people doing it, I don't know, love them the game.
Speaker 3: So much money is going to get a bitch theory.
Speaker 1: Enough, Yeah, which is cool. I respect it.
Speaker 2: Actually, Yeah, to me, imagine if you made like a
Speaker 2: lot of money and then you also, like say, put
Speaker 2: a bunch of it in fucking bitcoin, especially where it's
Speaker 2: at now.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I remember when I got a little bit
Speaker 1: into it. It was at fifty thousand. That just happened.
Speaker 1: Now it's not like like over one hundred thousand, so
Speaker 1: it was double. And I'm just like, if you were
Speaker 1: rich and you put money into that ship like fucking
Speaker 1: five years ago, bro, it's fuck fucking frustrating. I feel
Speaker 1: like I remember getting a bitcoin at some point. I
Speaker 1: definitely did, but like I don't know what the fuck that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means or like what it
Speaker 1: even like how it mattered. But yeah I got I'm.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure I got a wallet of like a like
Speaker 2: a coin, and I think I cleaned out all of
Speaker 2: those emails years ago, so I have no way of
Speaker 2: accessing what it.
Speaker 1: I have nothing.
Speaker 2: I looked through everything. I looked through my old Patreon
Speaker 2: because I was like, I can't remember where I received
Speaker 2: prob probably, but like it's might as well not exist
Speaker 2: because this is it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I remember getting like curious about it
Speaker 1: and just like for shit because it was cheap, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, Yeah, who cares.
Speaker 4: Smitchy the kid. Uh, Swen's gonna look like what Sween's
Speaker 4: kid's gonna look like, Fredo milky Top. I don't know
Speaker 4: what that is, Smitchy the kid. Derek, do you have
Speaker 4: you do have to pay US.
Speaker 1: Fed income taxes even if living in another countries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went over there, just not as just not as much,
Speaker 1: but also pay the other How do you pay income
Speaker 1: tax if you don't have any income? Well, under the
Speaker 1: presumption of the of income. I guess that's like Calmory
Speaker 1: already post clarity. Nut. I'm it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: I'm a better cuck than you, Rick, I fuck your
Speaker 4: fuck your wife now, Star Coffee, Calmo already you spidery man.
Speaker 1: Uh. This is the Little Beetle Star Cluster, home to
Speaker 1: ten billion gay little beatles, all salivating for Kingston's coming
Speaker 1: clip the Mega h Craig, the Canadian fucking completely uncreative
Speaker 1: Sweeney has yet to prove me wrong about one more day.
Speaker 1: Hence gay hens gay.
Speaker 3: Oh, So I read the comic again. I got back
Speaker 3: to it, so he goes to Tony Stark first in
Speaker 3: passing throughout the comic of him going to other ones.
Speaker 3: But it's not like a written out thing.
Speaker 1: So he is right. He's right, and I have transformed
Speaker 1: into the ginger version of Calmary already. Come shot gaming TM.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have admitted that you were wrong first. In
Speaker 1: order to be successful in this modern age, you have
Speaker 1: to deny all.
Speaker 3: But you also went to like he went to everyone,
Speaker 3: He went to like the X Men. He went to everybody,
Speaker 3: and they were.
Speaker 1: Let him make a drifter today.
Speaker 3: Man, I kind of be a drifter today.
Speaker 2: Just do it because I lose nothing from being wrong.
Speaker 2: That's my life continues just as it was at Grock.
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 2: I can't believe you this nigga gay.
Speaker 4: Grock's like I've seen Grock turning people around, Like it's
Speaker 4: just like a turn this girl around, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: He's like, if there's a picture of like some hot lady,
Speaker 1: it's like Grock, turn this girl around. Oh here back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's doing it for some people. That's devious. Service Agent
Speaker 1: two sixty seven, Chris mal NATO's show, Chris purposefully mumbling
Speaker 1: over Trump mortar name Will never not be funny. Hey man,
Speaker 1: you gotta protect me yourself over what don't worry about it?
Speaker 1: Is this some inside jokes? No, it's it's it's one
Speaker 1: of the names.
Speaker 4: Dracula flow, I put it, I put tag obam in
Speaker 4: or pussy before I fuck her, have her howling like
Speaker 4: a cat and heat using the remote from the from
Speaker 4: click to pause time, Coate Kingston from head to toe
Speaker 4: in come resume time and watch what he does from afar.
Speaker 1: That's such a waste of power.
Speaker 4: Why why isn't it you? Maybe you're not getting anything
Speaker 4: out of it. I on the other, or this guy
Speaker 4: on the other, I let my boyfriend do a commy
Speaker 4: on my do a comy com on my boy pussy, and.
Speaker 1: He didn't wear a boy conned them? Am I gonna
Speaker 1: get Bregger's now, Jesus Christ almighty, I hate you, beatle Moriarty.
Speaker 4: In twenty sixteen, my eighth grade science teacher ran over
Speaker 4: two people with his car while playing.
Speaker 1: Pokemon Go on his phone. Oh my god, that's awesome
Speaker 1: if that's if that's true, God bless that man. Dude,
Speaker 1: two people fifty points man double killed.
Speaker 4: That's a ua V right there, bro online three right
Speaker 4: I don't remember. Well, in modern ones you can customize
Speaker 4: which one what you.
Speaker 1: Wanted, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, get the fucking attack dogs.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 3: I love getting the attack dogs because I don't want
Speaker 3: to be playing buildings, so they get getting away from
Speaker 3: them like somebody sniping dogs.
Speaker 2: On them online online activating.
Speaker 1: It's there.
Speaker 4: We want you blow me waiting for this fine hunting here.
Speaker 4: I want his pelt Calmar already so so so gape
Speaker 4: do they call him? Slipping Jimmy Kremlin to Gremlin two beatles,
Speaker 4: blunkening while staring Sweeney. I want to bomb all these
Speaker 4: Pokemon scalpers, Harry wreck them. I'm tired, boss Man. We
Speaker 4: need more gay names and parodies for Pride Month.
Speaker 1: Get to it, Patreon name people. We can do the
Speaker 1: Weezer thing. Yeah, let's do, buddy Holly.
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you I think I uploaded the
Speaker 2: instrumental for a Gay Hero by Nickelback.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes, oh yeah yeah is it in the
Speaker 1: it's in the tank drive. I just completely forgot to
Speaker 1: say anything. Okay, here goes my gay hero. Oh. I also,
Speaker 1: do you have the lyrics? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I'll send them to you.
Speaker 1: I'll send it in the little group chat right now
Speaker 1: because okay, yeah I do that. I wrote them down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do that. Uh we need more, okay wage lay
Speaker 1: five eighty three Rhythm of X Men theme fuck babee but.
Speaker 4: Man uh Peppini Brothers Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft would
Speaker 4: be like I am Steen Don Donkerson, the cold swinging
Speaker 4: slasher Laslow, Laslow.
Speaker 1: I don't have much time, Laslow. I owe money to
Speaker 1: another of bad people and I'm into deep Blead. Please
Speaker 1: I need your help.
Speaker 4: God ble Man Campbell was crazy. What a crazy little
Speaker 4: show PP this is? But after Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 4: that it is the default is that's before my time.
Speaker 1: Pp. My, this is my shower routine. Enter wash, ass,
Speaker 1: then face, then balls, then face again, then as again,
Speaker 1: then face exit nobody at all. You're not watching your
Speaker 1: body slightly. That is so fucking crazy. Solid face first.
Speaker 4: As, then no no asked, then face, then balls, then
Speaker 4: face again, then ask again, then face then exit.
Speaker 1: Your fucking face is so after at a buddy that
Speaker 1: showered like in two minutes and I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: He wasn't showering. That's what I'm saying. That'd be like
Speaker 1: he was just and wetting him. Was he showering often
Speaker 1: a day every day?
Speaker 2: I mean he would get up for work. I was.
Speaker 2: I was roommate, and you get up for work and
Speaker 2: then the shower be on for maximum like three minutes,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, there's no way you're clean.
Speaker 4: The fastest they could take a shower in three minute
Speaker 4: if you speed run it, right, Like, I can definitely
Speaker 4: take a shower in three minutes, I think, But the.
Speaker 1: Idea he'd be exerting so much energy. Yeah, I'm probably
Speaker 1: doing that.
Speaker 4: The idea of doing it every day, yeah, or like
Speaker 4: as a consistent thing, like I definitely had the shower
Speaker 4: in like a fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: Like but it's like, I guess the question is why, right,
Speaker 3: because what does the range? I think a range for
Speaker 3: a reasonable shower is like twenty minutes. That's a reasonable range.
Speaker 1: For I would say ten. I think I'll take twenty.
Speaker 1: But like that's I'm in there chilling. I'm in the
Speaker 1: shower for a long time. Like I like the shower.
Speaker 1: It's peaceful. Yeah, so like I stay in there for
Speaker 1: probably a lot, like the time that you spend yourself cleaning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not ten minutes, is more than enough time to.
Speaker 2: Absolutely because some people, some people shower forever. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: they're not cleaning themselves. They're just chilling jacket it.
Speaker 1: They're fucking they're laying down in the water after they
Speaker 1: do that. They're doing.
Speaker 2: I remember, isn't like a baptob and it's having a
Speaker 2: fucking whoa when they have fun, which is so pussy.
Speaker 1: So fun. I remember doing that and you spend like that.
Speaker 1: You was like six years old or something, and I
Speaker 1: was like no, I was like sitting in the tub
Speaker 1: and I'm like I was a small kid already, Like
Speaker 1: kids are small anyway, but I'm small also, and then
Speaker 1: the tub is huge, and so it's like kind of
Speaker 1: like a pool, and I just remember being like intre
Speaker 1: some thought I'm just gonna spin like crazy, and then
Speaker 1: it went all over the floor and I.
Speaker 2: Was like I'm about to get head.
Speaker 1: And my dad kicked the door open and threw a
Speaker 1: toaster in there. Luckily I got out. Luckily it wasn't extension.
Speaker 1: Cord put on his back like like the son of
Speaker 1: a bitch. The fucking storage. It was like it was
Speaker 1: like a lass was it was it was already it
Speaker 1: was it was one of the It was one of
Speaker 1: the orange ones, the real one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the perfect like industrial orange one that was truly
Speaker 2: meant to extending.
Speaker 1: Just rushed in ther and threw it in there like
Speaker 1: it was like the last play in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: He spiked it. He spiked it. Yeah, you luckily, you
Speaker 1: luckily wormed out of the water last second. Just dodged
Speaker 1: it while the whole thing.
Speaker 3: See the electricity trace up a few drops of water away.
Speaker 3: And then Dad was like, fuck, you dropped the water
Speaker 3: on the floor.
Speaker 1: Like after and he crumpled me down the toilet and
Speaker 1: flushed me flush.
Speaker 2: You ended up and saw the sewers of Central Park
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: He ended up in the sewers of Yonkers. And and
Speaker 1: then uh came and came a little bit.
Speaker 2: He brought He brought you the surface, but youoinked you
Speaker 2: and then left.
Speaker 3: I was watching a video of some guy getting like
Speaker 3: playing with an outlet and he gets executed and you
Speaker 3: could see the lightning and it's his teeth lit up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was like, what up you? If
Speaker 1: you came, you can see his tea. Every video I've
Speaker 1: seen somebody getting executed, by the way, is so avoidable.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: I feel like you almost have to try to get
Speaker 4: executed unless it's like a like an unless like a
Speaker 4: flood or something some crazy ship where it's like you
Speaker 4: don't know what the.
Speaker 3: Wind is, like a random grounded wire. That's the only
Speaker 3: time I can see it happening. But even that doesn't
Speaker 3: happen often, very rare. I saw a girl step into
Speaker 3: a grave pottle with a ground wire, and I was like,
Speaker 3: you didn't see the wire there? Like what she how drunken?
Speaker 1: Like? I just know a lot of people don't have
Speaker 1: any peripheral vision.
Speaker 2: They're just looking completely straight when they walk, and to
Speaker 2: me is insane if you look at it, like if
Speaker 2: you I don't know, I just I've.
Speaker 1: Seen so much death people like people standing Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: people aren't used to stepping on I eds and then
Speaker 1: they're not thinking about looking at iially and stuff. Well
Speaker 1: I just instinctually avoid puddles just for clean reasons, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like if there's you have
Speaker 1: to look down and see it though, and I want to,
Speaker 1: like just like they're not looking.
Speaker 3: I like rain and slashing and puddles. I still like
Speaker 3: that shit, even I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: That's you like splashing and rain something. It's just dir
Speaker 1: water ruined. There's something about rain that just puts me
Speaker 1: at peace like that. I like rain. I don't mind
Speaker 1: the sound of rain and the vibe of rain, but
Speaker 1: like splashing puddles I used to love. I hate I
Speaker 1: did it once because I saw it on TV and
Speaker 1: I hated that I did it.
Speaker 2: My shoes are fucked, my socks are soaked. Like no way, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's super gay then dependent I wasn't gay before?
Speaker 1: Yeah, only gay people? Are you not gay? I'm only
Speaker 1: gay when I'm splashing in a puddle. That's crazy at
Speaker 1: that moment. I am my gayest when I'm splashing.
Speaker 3: Splashing puddles and I have my little rain boots on.
Speaker 1: Curious gay boots. You're Paddington rains ugs. You didn't have
Speaker 1: rain boots. That's disgusting that you had uggs on.
Speaker 2: You get juicy on your fucking your sweatpants.
Speaker 1: Crazy. I had to forgot about the existing I remember
Speaker 1: I had to wear pants like that to you know
Speaker 1: where juicy pant got. It's a long story. No, it
Speaker 1: was like I couldn't. It was like the only pair
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: You ship yourself?
Speaker 3: No, no, No, I just had a party or something.
Speaker 1: I want you get rapped now, Why would you laugh
Speaker 1: that out? Like you know what shows a certain are you?
Speaker 5: Are you.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Man, I tore my pants open big time, and I liked, no,
Speaker 1: like they like on a fucking branch.
Speaker 4: Okay, it was on a brand. And then like the
Speaker 4: person I was with at the time, she had extra pants.
Speaker 1: And you know, I know this person.
Speaker 2: You didn't even turn them inside out or nothing. You
Speaker 2: wore You wore the sure, No you could, you could
Speaker 2: have turned them inside out, and you're like, nah.
Speaker 1: I'm rocking this. I didn't know they were there. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. It's headed you just get gave me.
Speaker 3: The bright pink plants with like silver lining.
Speaker 1: They were black. They were black pants, but they were
Speaker 1: like obviously the tighter and the they felt so nice.
Speaker 2: You probably looked good dude, probably stepping out with those dudes,
Speaker 2: just like, oh, something's happening.
Speaker 1: I didn't know until I got home. He was staring
Speaker 1: at me, whispered.
Speaker 2: You didn't even know why he said that.
Speaker 1: He followed you the whole ride home.
Speaker 2: He was on foot, chasing you, fondling himself, and you
Speaker 2: were just like he's keeping up with the he's keeping
Speaker 2: up with the car.
Speaker 4: He gets like his distance is his distance from me
Speaker 4: is always kind of like non Euclidean like.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he'll be like.
Speaker 4: I'll turn around and he'll be right behind me, and
Speaker 4: then I'll run like five steps and I'll look back
Speaker 4: and he's like way further back than he was at
Speaker 4: that time.
Speaker 1: He's he's just staggering himself. Possibly anyway, fucking uh, don't
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Speaker 1: That is, that is the most New York person, That
Speaker 1: is the most New York.
Speaker 4: If somebody has Italian, Jamaican, Puerto Rican and Jewish backgrounds,
Speaker 4: and they're chilling in the even if.
Speaker 1: They're in fucking Russia. They're the most fucking New Yorkers.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he's not Irish at all too. That's that's
Speaker 2: only this.
Speaker 1: That is the other thing too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, other than that, he's the pure one.
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Speaker 1: was this acid that sucks. Eat the acid, then right,
Speaker 1: it's good. I ever throw up bio and then like
Speaker 1: drink it.
Speaker 3: I remember I throw up bio once and it was
Speaker 3: the most disgusting experience I ever had in my life.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: I so prefer that to food. I had rather food
Speaker 1: than bio.
Speaker 4: It hurts more when it's when it's nothing but like dude, food,
Speaker 4: I hate I hate textured vomit is disgusting.
Speaker 1: I hate throwing up. That ship burns like it hurts.
Speaker 1: I think the vomit is the only thing that can
Speaker 1: make me throw up, Like it's like an infinite yeah,
Speaker 1: like like this, the smell is so it's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1: Smell is pretty crazy that when you when you're when
Speaker 1: vomit from alcohol, it is the worst, is it? Yes,
Speaker 1: because then you're already because you're already stomach fluod vomits
Speaker 1: the worst. I've never done it. I never had to
Speaker 1: someone flu Really, that shit is crazy. I've had it
Speaker 1: one time I was a kid, but mostly it's just
Speaker 1: food poys. I threw up all day like it was.
Speaker 1: It was actually crazy, Like I threw up like it
Speaker 1: was my shift.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like nine to five shift. Like honestly, like if
Speaker 4: the whole day I was throwing up, I am. I'm
Speaker 4: still to this day outside of maybe alcohol poisoning, never
Speaker 4: been that sick. And even then it's like maybe I
Speaker 4: think I think the alcohol poison probably wasn't even as bad.
Speaker 3: When I get sick, I have to stay withay from
Speaker 3: people because it takes a lot to get me sick.
Speaker 3: So whatever I get sick from. If I give to
Speaker 3: someone else, it's debilitating. I stay away from people when
Speaker 3: I get really sick.
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Speaker 1: to be king shamed. Look man, fair enough whatever. That
Speaker 1: frog ripped me off, dass goofy, sticking a gun up
Speaker 1: my ass and clenching to pull the trick. All right,
Speaker 1: you just hear muffled shots, your asshole. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess that's probably what would happen. Uh hammering it back?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What is it?
Speaker 4: Laying on my penis until falls asleep, so it feels
Speaker 4: like I'm giving someone else a hand job. Young Colin
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Speaker 4: no ice spray paint. Yeah, I kept seeing no ice
Speaker 4: spray paint on ship, and all I could read was noise, noise,
Speaker 4: noise or what's that guy that old bridge guys?
Speaker 1: Noise? Yeah, I don't know who that is. You've seen
Speaker 1: that guy. You've absolutely seen that guy. I have, I've
Speaker 1: never seen him. I'm actually blind. I don't know, I'm.
Speaker 3: Technically I'm like, I'm like one of their colonies.
Speaker 4: The guy, the guy killing himself over snow was right, Lily,
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Speaker 4: One and rounding out our list.
Speaker 1: Haphazard.
Speaker 3: Probably shouldn't do that, Hall all right, Bye,