Speaker 1: Thanks Johnny Man skin with some weird edits to the
Speaker 1: lyrics that I had never heard before. Yeah, it's he's
Speaker 1: actually singing about a refreshing citrus drink. Right, that's not
Speaker 1: as popular as some of the others. Right, Okay, Kate,
Speaker 1: you've had a squirt before?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah, very good? Can I make you one? Sure?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Love to get a squirt.
Speaker 1: I'm only going to ask this question with the three
Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, I think Christina can be asking now.
Speaker 1: I mean, so does for everyone not like that slogan?
Speaker 1: I prefer honestly, all right than have you ever heard
Speaker 1: of Rondo character Rondo Blackman. He was a great mid
Speaker 1: rain shooter that quit on Carlo.
Speaker 2: That is actually a great name for like a social
Speaker 2: media account or something, Rondo black So she sprited and
Speaker 2: we're all squirting. D I' drinking of Rondo. Uh dude.
Speaker 1: When we were kids, Rondo was right in the same
Speaker 1: category as squirt, all right, Like it's like sub standard
Speaker 1: seven up right.
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't even know about that back then.
Speaker 2: Rondo squirt. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So in the commercial for Rondo, it's a guy skiing
Speaker 1: down a mountain of grass. He's just skiing down a hill.
Speaker 1: He put the ass in grass. Yeah, and then he's
Speaker 1: got a quench his thirst at the bottom. And I
Speaker 1: think they always crushed the can.
Speaker 2: Do you want to here?
Speaker 1: If you can ski on grass, right, you're taking it.
Speaker 1: That's called field skiing. What's that thing called cross country
Speaker 1: skiing around grass?
Speaker 2: Okay, isn't that what they do it on?
Speaker 4: That sounds like a soroy industry thing?
Speaker 2: A cross country skiing there is, but it's it's it's
Speaker 2: where you're not going super fast downhill and you're just
Speaker 2: like wank, wank wank, but it's on like snow. I
Speaker 2: think it's on snow.
Speaker 1: Still still, I think so this is this is a
Speaker 1: guy that's like, I'm so extreme before extreme sports, I'm
Speaker 1: going to ski down this grass hill. He predicted extremes
Speaker 1: before they happen. How has the cheese wheel not made
Speaker 1: it to the Olympics. The cheese role is incredible sports.
Speaker 2: That's correat.
Speaker 5: I'm starting to get into more more sports now. The
Speaker 5: cheese roll here looking for some other things. You got
Speaker 5: a void in your life? Oh no, they traded Colby?
Speaker 2: Oh damn, dude.
Speaker 1: I have no problem with the cheese bracket. Really God,
Speaker 1: I love cheese so much.
Speaker 2: I would love to do a full sixty four seed
Speaker 2: cheese bracket about a month away, my friend from Bracket Time,
Speaker 2: Let's do that, amness.
Speaker 1: Uh speaking of the madness, our phone started blowing up
Speaker 1: a little bit within the last twenty four hours and uh,
Speaker 1: I saw it on Twitter last night. Skin, one of
Speaker 1: our listeners tweeted us and said, said, Hey, Bill Simmons
Speaker 1: just mentioned you guys on one of the biggest podcasts
Speaker 1: in the world. It was so amazing to me because
Speaker 1: once it got out there, I had no way idea
Speaker 1: that many people here locally were still listening to Bill Simmons.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not I don't mean that in a jerk
Speaker 1: way or whatever, but like, he built up his empire,
Speaker 1: which is amazing, and then sold it to Spotify, and
Speaker 1: I thought that his slice of the pie had decreased,
Speaker 1: and maybe too, because I know a lot of people
Speaker 1: that worked at the Ringer and they all have bad
Speaker 1: taste in their mouth. But I just assumed that he
Speaker 1: wasn't the dominant figure in sports that he had been.
Speaker 1: Like when Ben and I were at ESPN, you aspired
Speaker 1: in sports media unless you wanted to be Skip or
Speaker 1: whatever you aspired to be.
Speaker 2: Bill Simmons.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's an outside guy, does it on his terms,
Speaker 1: ended up on national TV on NBA. Get like, he
Speaker 1: did it his way right, and then he made a
Speaker 1: ton of money. And I didn't know people were still
Speaker 1: checking for his opinion like that.
Speaker 2: Maybe they were when a big thing like this happens.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, but I had so many people reach out
Speaker 1: to me, and they did it in a way that
Speaker 1: was like they were shocked because they were just going
Speaker 1: through their normal routine of listening to the Bill Simmons podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: suddenly our names popped up, and he had on Brian Curtis,
Speaker 1: who's a local guy from Fort Worth, I believe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so he and Brian Curtis are going through this
Speaker 1: podcast and there just in case.
Speaker 2: Field don't know, I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, Brian Curtis has done a lot of stuff,
Speaker 1: but I first became aware of him at the Ringer,
Speaker 1: or maybe he was actually at grant Land before the
Speaker 1: ring Yeah, but I always think him as a guy
Speaker 1: that does a really good job of covering sports media,
Speaker 1: you know, and especially he's always been a guy that
Speaker 1: Simmons turned to and other people turn to when they
Speaker 1: want Dallas Cowboys opinions because he's from here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So those guys Bill Simmons and Brian Curtis are having
Speaker 1: a fun discussion about a new angle on all this
Speaker 1: MAVs talk, and it's they start talking about, all right,
Speaker 1: if there's a movie ever made about this, who would
Speaker 1: be cast in all these different roles and went a
Speaker 1: little something like this.
Speaker 2: I was playing with some casting here too. You got
Speaker 2: to help me with this.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just so sorry we lost Penny Marshall
Speaker 3: because Miriam Maidleson. I mean, that would have been the ultimate.
Speaker 2: Casting spot on. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Do we want Josh Gadd for Patrick Dumont?
Speaker 1: All right, that's a question I think we should discuss.
Speaker 1: He's the guy forgad Is. He's a guy from Frozen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and im okay, yeah, you see him everywhere despite not
Speaker 1: being in a lot of things that you would probably watch.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought Jeff Daniels would be a great
Speaker 2: Patrick Dumont. I think they're saying Josh Gadd because he's
Speaker 2: got a big full face. Yeah right, yeah, maybe, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's keep it going. What about former uh you know,
Speaker 2: jazz drummer Steve Gadd?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think Patrick mumoos a little bit
Speaker 1: like George Dunham, but that's not like national casting.
Speaker 2: But he can kind of see it that will come
Speaker 2: back up later. I kind of like that a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 6: I mean, you could also go Chris Pratt putting the
Speaker 6: weight back on who do we like for Cuban? It
Speaker 6: feels like Jeremy Strong and a zag. Nobody expecting Jeremy
Speaker 6: Strong here. He could be Polinka Took.
Speaker 1: Okay, Rob Blow is absolutely Polinka. Yeah, there's no way
Speaker 1: that it could be anybody else. Let's cast dude. Jeremy
Speaker 1: Strong is bad ass. That is a great can you
Speaker 1: show me suggestion? Well you didn't watch Succession, Okay, you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna have to. So Jeremy Strong looks about
Speaker 1: thirty years younger than Cuban.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh he is. You know he's well, it's like
Speaker 2: twenty years.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess now that. Yeah, I would not
Speaker 1: think of that guy as Cuban. But that guy's great.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's some Cuban off.
Speaker 1: You have to think about the the guys he's he's
Speaker 1: played like the character he played.
Speaker 2: I think that he's method aced guy. He looked to me.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's just done some fensive.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Strong is amazing. He's like the most self important
Speaker 1: actor too. He's like, when I get a story, you
Speaker 1: know this story, and then Kieran Colkin's like, well you
Speaker 1: didn't write the story like jars amazing.
Speaker 2: Here's my Cuban options. I have three, Okay, but hold on.
Speaker 1: I just came up with the Patrick Dumont, John c Riley.
Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, that's good. And and he's played an
Speaker 2: NBA owner before. Yeah, oh that makes sense. Who's the
Speaker 2: guy who played President Bush in the movie. He's in everything? Roland? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Could could Brolan be Cuban?
Speaker 1: I see Brolin as Luca Cuban. Jeremy Piven, that'd be good.
Speaker 1: Weal Keene Phoenix, that would be really good. And if
Speaker 1: we're going for what Cuban looks like now in terms
Speaker 1: of like he was always wearing glasses, Rachel Maddow that.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say Roy Orbison, Oh, Roy Orbis would be
Speaker 2: great if we could bring him back. Okay, let's keep on.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Okay? Who else could be Cuban?
Speaker 2: Only I had jab Affleck? Could Ben Affleck be cub
Speaker 2: I had JK. Simmons with a wig. Dirk was a
Speaker 2: tough one for me. Derek plays himself. What do we
Speaker 2: do with Luca? Luca's tough.
Speaker 6: This is where you into like the uh, the Aaron
Speaker 6: Hernandez show, which I liked, and the guy didn't really
Speaker 6: look like Aaron Hernandez, but by the end of the
Speaker 6: show you kind of felt like he was Aaron Hernandez,
Speaker 6: so you almost need.
Speaker 2: I know exactly what he's saying there.
Speaker 1: You start a series like this and you're watching, you're like, dude,
Speaker 1: this is terrible casting, and by the end you've forgotten
Speaker 1: that you ever thought it was terrible casting because he
Speaker 1: sold you over the course of the performance. Luca who all,
Speaker 1: I got one who Chris Evans, I don't know who
Speaker 1: that is? Christina yeah, Captain, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: could totally.
Speaker 4: He would definitely have to be fupp a little bit, but.
Speaker 2: He's had to be fubled, but he's got the Lucas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: He could also be Klay Thompson. No, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know about that.
Speaker 4: He shows you.
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of see it. What about uh,
Speaker 1: James Cordon Cordon being Dumont.
Speaker 4: Ye would have to play basketball.
Speaker 1: Though Cordon does have the baby face thing. That's why
Speaker 1: I said Chris Sevans Lucas baby face.
Speaker 2: James Gordon could play Luca if it was a musical.
Speaker 2: He's a cat. Okay, Uh, it needs to be.
Speaker 1: It needs to be a white guy with a with
Speaker 1: a fadeace, with a baby face, super lovable, sweet face
Speaker 1: that you love.
Speaker 2: And it could be Chris Pratt. I think it could
Speaker 2: be Chris Pratt.
Speaker 1: Took Chris Evans will like him than Chris Pratt.
Speaker 2: Chris Evans kind of looks like Ben just.
Speaker 1: Showed me a picture of Clay Thompson. I still don't
Speaker 1: know who Chris Evans is. That's your problem.
Speaker 2: Keep going.
Speaker 1: Well, one that's not mentioned. I would like to cast
Speaker 1: Jason Kids, Garth Brooks.
Speaker 2: Okay, pretty good.
Speaker 6: You need somebody that's big and a little doe, and
Speaker 6: that could be anybody. Maybe are going with an unknown
Speaker 6: for that one.
Speaker 2: Who's playing Skin?
Speaker 6: And who are the maps radio guys.
Speaker 2: Talking about Ben and Skin?
Speaker 3: Who's playing Benn's Oh my god, I would have so
Speaker 3: many ideas for Mavericks Sports Radio, and there'd be so
Speaker 3: many this would be unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh He very quickly wanted to turn it into a
Speaker 1: conversation about the dumb zone.
Speaker 2: But Bill Simmons has no idea who that is. So
Speaker 2: I think I knew exactly who should play us me
Speaker 2: and been together.
Speaker 1: It's perfect. That's Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. We're the
Speaker 1: same age, we're very very Boston accent. We're both we're
Speaker 1: all ripped. And Ben Affleck has put on weight before
Speaker 1: for Roles, right or he just put on weight because
Speaker 1: of j Lo. He keeps with that ass because of
Speaker 1: the stress, smoking drinking benefit two.
Speaker 2: Okay, son.
Speaker 1: One of the things I realized is people were hitting
Speaker 1: me up is like I'm out of date on actors,
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff Yaddy, So I.
Speaker 2: Wanted to read you this. That are our old buddy.
Speaker 2: Adam Rainer, who's obviously still a Bill Simmons listener, sent this.
Speaker 1: He's one of the guys hit us up, and he
Speaker 1: was like Anthony Michael Hall for you, and maybe Kevin
Speaker 1: James for Ben okay, And my thought on it was
Speaker 1: one okay number one. As Anthony Michael Hall got older,
Speaker 1: he got swollen, so it'd have to be high school
Speaker 1: Anthony Michael Hall playing me. And also Ben's like in
Speaker 1: the last five years, lost weight and slimmed down. I
Speaker 1: think he's smaller than Kevin James significantly.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I think Kevin James would have to lose weight to
Speaker 1: play really, I like the sound of that. I was
Speaker 1: thinking John Goodman, he's slimmed down a little bit. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was thinking Brian Dennahey, that'd be the great honor
Speaker 1: of my life. Yeah, one of the greatest character actors
Speaker 1: of all time. But I think he's probably passed away, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think so. And I see more John Goodman, Ben. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what about Jonah Hill playing u K t uh No,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be in the movie? Oh man? Why not?
Speaker 1: Wait you're Chris Elliot, right, Yes, I'm clear. I've a
Speaker 1: thought of a Nico casting h I weirdly have three.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Really so.
Speaker 1: The first one's off the beaten path a little bit,
Speaker 1: but he looks a little bit like the situation from
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore. You're gonna have to look at it and
Speaker 1: figure it out. He looks a little bit like him,
Speaker 1: all right, uh Lenny Kravitz. And then my last one
Speaker 1: is the one I think I would go with here.
Speaker 1: I think Eric Andre could pull it off. Uh, there
Speaker 1: is a guy that I've seen recently that looks exactly
Speaker 1: like eric Andre in the NBA. Now I'm blanking on
Speaker 1: who that is. There is a player that looks exactly
Speaker 1: like eric Andre.
Speaker 3: Hell.
Speaker 2: I think eric Andre could maybe even play Clay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's pretty versatile. Taylor Swift for Christina.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, lead a Ford Okay again, I
Speaker 1: like Katie, I don't.
Speaker 2: Need to be in this. You're You're both in it,
Speaker 2: both in it.
Speaker 1: Arou all right, we forgot the intro and dang, it
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Speaker 2: Juicy and your news. Hot guys, every come.
Speaker 1: Stay on top in the Hibby wood shovel woodshot. All right,
Speaker 1: I got some movie news, get some music news. I'm
Speaker 1: not a huge fan, you guys know this. I'm not
Speaker 1: a huge fan of playing you know, trailers, but I
Speaker 1: have trimmed this one down because I do think it's
Speaker 1: a decent one to play here. One of my irks
Speaker 1: in life right now is the absence of good old
Speaker 1: fashioned comedy movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it just hadn't We're just not getting
Speaker 2: that a lot lately.
Speaker 1: And that's okay because there, you know, the movie industry
Speaker 1: is going through a lot and all that stuff. But
Speaker 1: I want it back, and I think we have a chance.
Speaker 1: Coming in May is a new movie starring Paul Rudd
Speaker 1: and Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson, for those that don't know,
Speaker 1: is the star of the hit comedy show on Netflix.
Speaker 1: I think you should leave Huge, Hit Huge. He's a
Speaker 1: cult hero. He was in Detroiter's on Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Back.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's really good. So if you guys remember one.
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the most underrated movies. It
Speaker 1: gets overlooked when people start naming out movies of the
Speaker 1: era of the late two thousands, The Titanic, It's I
Speaker 1: Love You Man. Yeah, it's very watchable, great movie, very watchable.
Speaker 1: It's a great movie. Yeah, it's so good. It's at
Speaker 1: But Paul Rudd is playing the wush role, and you know,
Speaker 1: and Jason Siegels, the guy he always is kind of
Speaker 1: well quick questions, Yeah, where do you rank that? With
Speaker 1: hot Rod and mcgruber above it? Sam very much above it.
Speaker 1: I think I reckon above forgetting Sarah Marshall, which I like.
Speaker 1: It's not as good as forgetting Sarah Marshall and probably
Speaker 1: not as good as role Model. You need to watch
Speaker 1: I Love You Man again. I've seen it in the
Speaker 1: last year. God, we could power rank all these Uh,
Speaker 1: that's the only way to really determine all this.
Speaker 2: I mean it's good. I like it.
Speaker 1: But if I'm flipping the channels and I have three
Speaker 1: movies I can choose from in order, I will watch
Speaker 1: over that hot Rod for getting Sarah Marshall and then
Speaker 1: I Love You Man last.
Speaker 4: Sounds like another bracket idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think that's that's the most whack thing
Speaker 1: I've heard.
Speaker 2: I don't have the Luca trade.
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with what he's saying because
Speaker 1: I think that it's it's like a NASCAR race. There's
Speaker 1: a tight grouping, they're right around each other, there's no
Speaker 1: clear cut winners there. But I think Sarah Marshall is
Speaker 1: a cut above. I'm definitely gonna watch it. I mean,
Speaker 1: like I said, it's watchable, it's good. I'll go as
Speaker 1: far to say as I don't think they're even that close,
Speaker 1: like and I like hot Rod, like hot Rod's down,
Speaker 1: and then I think in the middle would be FSM
Speaker 1: and then above it would be I love you man
Speaker 1: forgetting Sarah Marshall's but everyone just well, this movie is
Speaker 1: called Friendship. And rather than Paul Rudd being the meat guy,
Speaker 1: he's kind of the crazy neighbor. And uh, here's a
Speaker 1: trailer just to get you primed and pumped for may Uh,
Speaker 1: here we go, I'm up.
Speaker 2: Here we go for money.
Speaker 5: The new neighbor of invited you over for a drinking
Speaker 5: Hey tonight, I.
Speaker 2: Said you'd go. You don't have a my schedule. You
Speaker 2: sit there every night. It might be nice to have
Speaker 2: a pal, you know.
Speaker 1: A bud.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, this is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best.
Speaker 2: I was a spiraling them and I see the way
Speaker 2: the guys look at her. I'm just so I'm scared.
Speaker 2: She was lucky to have a dad like you stopping.
Speaker 2: It's like eight guys in a room.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be a pal hanging This one guy
Speaker 1: is just like, I see how the guys look my daughter. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there, it's like, wow, it comes over to hang
Speaker 1: out with the guys. It's like this real intimate conversation.
Speaker 1: And then one guy starts breaking into a song and
Speaker 1: they all start singing together.
Speaker 2: So it's a real strange group. Okay, okay, I can
Speaker 2: see the future.
Speaker 6: See it's full of pals.
Speaker 1: I'm on the edge of life.
Speaker 7: And of view.
Speaker 2: Book.
Speaker 6: We had a couple of really nice hangs, but I
Speaker 6: think it best.
Speaker 2: That we go separate ways.
Speaker 6: I don't wish to continue this friendship.
Speaker 2: You all accepted me way too fast. You can't do that.
Speaker 2: You made me feel too free. People need rules.
Speaker 1: You should be.
Speaker 2: Give me a second chance. Get to know. There's a
Speaker 2: new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts. We should
Speaker 2: go see that. It's gonna be awesome. You guys know
Speaker 2: what the idea of the high concept movie is? How
Speaker 2: do you mean? So there's a Hollywood term.
Speaker 1: It's called the high concept movie, and it's a movie
Speaker 1: that you can describe in twenty five words or less.
Speaker 2: Is that the elevator pitch thing.
Speaker 1: The idea of its Shawshank redemption meets fast and furious exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the one for this based on not seeing a
Speaker 1: single frame of the movie, but hearing the way it's
Speaker 1: set up. It's I love you man, which is ironic
Speaker 1: that you brought it up then turns into the cable guy. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's great call because it's set up with you know,
Speaker 1: the wife force, you gotta go be friends, and then
Speaker 1: suddenly you have the clingy thing and then it gets
Speaker 1: hyper weird.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think one hundred percent. That's very on point,
Speaker 2: is there?
Speaker 1: And dudes, guys have problems making friends as you get older.
Speaker 1: It just you get out of a social network, you
Speaker 1: have kids, and then your friends end up being the
Speaker 1: parents of your kids, friends or whoever they play youth
Speaker 1: sports with, and then it may graduate to being you
Speaker 1: have these friendships based around just people that are your
Speaker 1: favorite people in most proximity to you.
Speaker 2: But I see awkward guy.
Speaker 1: Groups forming all the time, and guys are trying to
Speaker 1: find their way.
Speaker 2: They hope they get accepted into it. It's awkward, they
Speaker 2: might get edged out.
Speaker 1: And he plays such a good uh that like outcast
Speaker 1: type of guy, Tim Robinson who is his wife in it?
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't know it's okay, So she's
Speaker 1: a nube. No, I don't know that she is. No,
Speaker 1: I just don't know that I was paying attention. It's
Speaker 1: interesting that you say that, because in my mind, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking the wife from this is forty, because it's right
Speaker 1: in that same wheelhouse of all those movies, you know.
Speaker 2: Leslie Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also has a lot of power in that.
Speaker 1: Anything he says you kind of laugh at because of
Speaker 1: his face. Yeah, yeah, I think it's it's either Kate
Speaker 1: Mara or Rooney Mara. Oh, I like a girl from
Speaker 1: the House of Cards. She pushed into the train and
Speaker 1: she was in the spoiler alert and I don't watched
Speaker 1: the teacher. Yeah, she puts her name. He's right, it's
Speaker 1: Rooney Mara or Mara Rooney or something like that. Kate,
Speaker 1: Kate Mara, Kate Mara. In fact, you know, it's wild
Speaker 1: because she is in the family of both the Steelers
Speaker 1: and the Giants owners.
Speaker 2: Kate Mara, Kate Mara.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I've seen her before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been around all right. Oh, yeah, she's in everything.
Speaker 2: Oh she was in Shooter. You're welcome. What a great moment, dude.
Speaker 2: It's uh, that's one Danny Glover's sunglass Danny Glover sunglasses.
Speaker 2: He can't get him right on his head he's wearing
Speaker 2: I just describe this sounds wearing his sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so basically the top so it would normally go over.
Speaker 1: The ears are about they're pointing upward at a forty
Speaker 1: five degree angle and they are about three inches above
Speaker 1: his ears. It doesn't really make any sense at all.
Speaker 1: In other movie slash TV type news, Ben Stiller is
Speaker 1: going to star in a drama comedy no dramaedy on
Speaker 1: Our Coama on HBO called The Band. And he is
Speaker 1: this like music executive guy and he's in trouble at
Speaker 1: work because he can't find the next pop stars. So
Speaker 1: he's got to go find a new pop group. I
Speaker 1: imagine it'll be a boy band. So he's a talent mogul,
Speaker 1: but there's a lot of scam going on and he's
Speaker 1: trying to save his career. And I could see him
Speaker 1: kind of being downtrodden guy because that's Ben Steeller. So
Speaker 1: that looks good something to look forward to.
Speaker 2: I like that. Are you what is what is his
Speaker 2: apples show?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 2: Are you in? I'm caught up? Okay, caught up? Last night.
Speaker 2: Oh are they releasing him?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 2: John gotcha? It's wonderful.
Speaker 1: It is You're in so good God for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: so confusing, I couldn't reconnect. It's great, but I will
Speaker 1: never say anything about it on social media because I
Speaker 1: love Ben Stiller so much. And I noticed that he
Speaker 1: will search for comments that he's not even ce seed
Speaker 1: on and respond to people. And so he liked the
Speaker 1: guys he plays in movies, but in a fun way,
Speaker 1: like not as he's like yeah, like somebody was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to get into this this year
Speaker 1: of severance, and he goes, yeah, and it only gets
Speaker 1: worse from here.
Speaker 2: It kind of drags out, and that's yeah. You know.
Speaker 2: Bill Lawrence did that to me one time.
Speaker 1: He's the guy who created ted Lasso and he I mean,
Speaker 1: just an innocuous ted Lasso tweet and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we'll try to make it funnier next season.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I love Scrubs.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Bill, Yeah, that's why I'm not coming. I need
Speaker 1: to give it another shot. It doesn't it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how you know, much success you can achieve, you can
Speaker 1: still be wildly insecure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you know there's a huge twist in episode two
Speaker 1: of season two of seven.
Speaker 2: It's very good. I'm gonna watch it tonight. Oh and
Speaker 2: the Backstreet Boys are playing the Sphere. Oh that's who's
Speaker 2: playing the sphere. What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's kind of let anyone that wants to take
Speaker 1: the time to do some graphics get in there. Man,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be so many sweaty fifty year old that
Speaker 1: they're they're kind of letting anyone who wants to do
Speaker 1: some graphics.
Speaker 2: Given me, you don't take the time to do the graphics,
Speaker 2: they'll let you in.
Speaker 1: If the Backstreet Boys have that cat that was on
Speaker 1: that guy did that zoom call for the Core? What
Speaker 1: if that giant cat was on the screen of the sphere? Good?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Jason Witten has responded. He has spoken,
Speaker 1: and it has to do with why he's not the
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Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this. It's good listeners.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, MAV's minute for you in about twenty five
Speaker 1: minutes or so. Joe Witten was at this thing for
Speaker 1: a I think he's got this little foundation Man of
Speaker 1: the Year type thing that he does for college players.
Speaker 1: And he was finally asked, you know, why aren't you
Speaker 1: on the Cowboys staff or why aren't you the Cowboys
Speaker 1: head coach?
Speaker 2: About damn time times?
Speaker 1: Not Now?
Speaker 2: You know, I think I just enjoy what I'm doing
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 7: And coaching my kids, And you know, I think you
Speaker 7: just continue to do a good job and work at it,
Speaker 7: and you know there'll be opportunities there for me. So
Speaker 7: you know, when when those times present themselves and when
Speaker 7: I'm ready, I think it'll be a good opportunity for
Speaker 7: me to get back in it, and that's a desire
Speaker 7: of mine one day, but right now, I'm really happy with.
Speaker 2: What I'm doing, So that is a goal. And with
Speaker 2: the Cowboys, oh man, you'd love to.
Speaker 7: Do it with the Cowboys, but you know you gotta
Speaker 7: sometimes it doesn't always work it that way.
Speaker 2: You know, you got to be able to go other places.
Speaker 7: And so the best coaches I was around, that was
Speaker 7: the way it worked for them.
Speaker 2: And don't try to just kind of plot it perfectly,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 7: Know, you do a good job, and when the time
Speaker 7: he's right, I think it'll be a good opportunity for
Speaker 7: me to go. But right now I'm really enjoying what I'm.
Speaker 2: Doing with my kids. More proof that you can't escape
Speaker 2: that Shaboozi song. Yeah, is that what that was? But
Speaker 2: he said the time's not now.
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep coaching his kids, but he said
Speaker 1: there'll be opportunities for me there in the future. So
Speaker 1: clearly he had those conversations with Jerry Jones. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's inevitable that he will be on the staff.
Speaker 1: But again, I've had these conversations with him, and I'm
Speaker 1: not saying he's my best Yea. I talked to him
Speaker 1: all the time I talked to him in years, but
Speaker 1: he has expressed his interest in being a coach at
Speaker 1: some point, and it does come down to at the
Speaker 1: time that he's ready, is the right job available, and
Speaker 1: if it works that way for the Cowboys, he will
Speaker 1: be on the Cowboys coaching staff in some capacity.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's inevitable. Who do you use? Who
Speaker 2: did you talk to last? Witten or the guy who
Speaker 2: asked the question? Mike Doocy? The Deuce was on the
Speaker 2: loose there, man, he was rocketed. So who do you
Speaker 2: think he talked to last? Jason Whitten or Mike Doosey
Speaker 2: Okay or Sam Gannon.
Speaker 1: The last time, the last time I talked to Deucey
Speaker 1: was I went there to do I went there to
Speaker 1: do his show, The Deuce, So that would have been
Speaker 1: a long time ago. I think that was the last
Speaker 1: time he talked to the Deuce. Yeah, when's the last
Speaker 1: time he did? So, you've talked to Jay Witten since
Speaker 1: you talked to the Deuce.
Speaker 2: I would have talked.
Speaker 1: Last time I talked to Witton would have been probably
Speaker 1: around the time of that Ben.
Speaker 2: Rogers vindicated stuff all of that, So that was pre pandemic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think both were pretty Panda. That was the old
Speaker 2: station man. Yeah, that is insane. That was four years ago.
Speaker 2: It was technically three stations ago. We left.
Speaker 1: We left the fan in October of twenty nineteen. It's
Speaker 1: freaking twenty twenty five. How in the hell did that?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do? Go backwards?
Speaker 1: I do that would be dope. That's the whole premise
Speaker 1: of Benjamin Button, right.
Speaker 2: Uh well, he's aging. Yeah, that's going back. That's more.
Speaker 1: It's it's more of a back to the future. It's
Speaker 1: aging reverse Cowboy, and it's it's the flux capacitor, go
Speaker 1: back in time. Convinced Cuban, Yeah, I mean, what.
Speaker 2: Do you I mean, what do you do if you
Speaker 2: want to change things? You you? Well, what you.
Speaker 1: Do is you leak to Luca's agent what's going on, right,
Speaker 1: so that he gets involved, right, I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what the scenarios are. But uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's inevitable.
Speaker 2: I think he will be a coach for the Cowboys
Speaker 2: at some point, and I thought it would be straight
Speaker 2: into the head coaching role. As crazy as that is,
Speaker 2: I'm still not saying it won't happen. That way.
Speaker 1: But when the rumors started coming out that he would
Speaker 1: be willing to be a part of this next staff,
Speaker 1: sounds like he might be a tight ends coach to
Speaker 1: begin with. Are there are there still slots open? I
Speaker 1: have not been keeping not that many open. They filled
Speaker 1: in a lot. So here's Kevin. Everybody, they've done a
Speaker 1: good like. It's been kind of all over the map.
Speaker 1: A college coach here, you know, the interesting offensive coordinator,
Speaker 1: higher plays. Have you had any time with shot he yet?
Speaker 1: I haven't yet, but I know he's a big listener.
Speaker 2: So he is a huge listener.
Speaker 1: I'm looking I look forward to three straight nine and
Speaker 1: eight Cowboys seasons. Dak boy, I'll tell you what this
Speaker 1: city right now has some got a big room reading problem.
Speaker 1: M He's right, Dak out there making comments like, you know,
Speaker 1: time we compete with Philly, we're right there with them,
Speaker 1: you know, and a lot of times we beat them,
Speaker 1: and it's our time now.
Speaker 4: He said that about the Commanders too, didn't he He's like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know, we were right there with them as well,
Speaker 4: and look out four they got we still got this, not.
Speaker 2: Right now, not if you were coming off a bad year.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with him, so his history would show
Speaker 1: that he has dominated the Eagles.
Speaker 2: But like again, let's just look where we're at right now.
Speaker 1: He's acting like they're not that far off from them.
Speaker 1: I agree, they disagreed. Pretty far off.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man if I were to, let's take
Speaker 2: the combined score of the four games with the Commanders
Speaker 2: and Eagles and look at it from this year. I
Speaker 2: just think the I just think the rosters aren't close.
Speaker 1: I was listening to broad us breakdown how many exceptional
Speaker 1: players are on the Philadelphia Eagles and they've acquired him
Speaker 1: in all different manners of ways, and they were just
Speaker 1: talking about, like the breakdown of exceptional players between the
Speaker 1: Eagles the Cowboys. I think that there's tally was sixteen
Speaker 1: for the Eagles and nine for the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Pretty close.
Speaker 1: Well, this is where I want to go because cow
Speaker 1: was do have work to do, and part of that
Speaker 1: is who are you gonna keep? And our buddy Sad
Speaker 1: who's on the One Star Cowboys podcast, he had a
Speaker 1: whole list like, here's the guys, and we had to
Speaker 1: talk about this because it's a lot of the guys
Speaker 1: like Zach Martin made a comment last week like I'm
Speaker 1: a free agent.
Speaker 2: Know everyone's talking about me like I'm dead.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's make a run at but number one guy
Speaker 1: that sawd has Osa odiggy Zuwa. And for a team
Speaker 1: that doesn't have defensive tackles, you should probably sign a
Speaker 1: defensive tackle who is yours, dude, But you know he's
Speaker 1: he's gonna get he's gonna get paid beyond how good
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 2: He's going to be paid beyond his skill level.
Speaker 1: And that's not You desperately need defensive tackles, but you
Speaker 1: can't play in that space.
Speaker 2: There was not one guy that left last year in
Speaker 2: free agency that I thought, Man, that's a reasonable deal
Speaker 2: for that guy to leave, right, Like, that's just free
Speaker 2: agency if you if you're signing a guy in free agency,
Speaker 2: you are over paying for him unless it's three months
Speaker 2: after free agency starts.
Speaker 1: I've heard speculation that he'll be like a top five
Speaker 1: paid defensive tackle in the league and the league like, dude,
Speaker 1: what that's one of the exceptional players when you like
Speaker 1: you got a top five I actually could franchise him
Speaker 1: for one year, but that doesn't make a lot of
Speaker 1: sense either. Why not, Okay, it's the defensive tackle market.
Speaker 1: I think it's about fifteen to twenty million. Now I
Speaker 1: did hear uh No, I've heard he's gonna get north
Speaker 1: of twenty Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 2: But I heard kavanall. I heard, right, he's great, he's good.
Speaker 2: But why didn't we shut it down in the middle
Speaker 2: if he's worth that? I heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard Kavanaugh saying, or you may have seen
Speaker 1: this on social media too, that this is the greatest
Speaker 1: trade back trade down draft ever. He goes I like
Speaker 1: the top five or six players, I think they're really good,
Speaker 1: and then after that there's like forty guys that are
Speaker 1: about the same. So just trade back, Yeah, trade back
Speaker 1: with trade back with no quarterbacks back because usually on
Speaker 1: the trade back you have like five quarterbacks that go
Speaker 1: in the first round.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's not crazy. It'll happen.
Speaker 1: They'll go top five probably. It's not crazy to think
Speaker 1: that no quarterback goes top and top, not even Shoudur
Speaker 1: because everyone was all horny for him and never one
Speaker 1: will be once we get close to the draft, and
Speaker 1: that's how this works, and people need quarterbacks. But cam
Speaker 1: Ward and Shadour Sanders are not top five picks and
Speaker 1: they're probably go there. So what do you guys now
Speaker 1: think after all this, this is so disrespectful, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. What do you guys now think of
Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 1: I love the question because immediately people change oh championship
Speaker 1: quarterback once once they do it. It's the same way
Speaker 1: with Dirk. People talk trash about Dirk until he got
Speaker 1: a ring and they're like, oh my god. So three
Speaker 1: years ago or four years ago and everyone was horny
Speaker 1: for Jalen Hurts. I was like, man, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I just don't get it. I don't think he's that.
Speaker 1: And then for about two years I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm wrong on Jalen Hurts. And then everyone
Speaker 1: wanted to get rid of him, and then he won
Speaker 1: a super Bowl. It's made so hard.
Speaker 2: There's so few guys that are consistently good all the
Speaker 2: time at quarterback.
Speaker 1: It's really stupid the way that we play so much
Speaker 1: emphasis on the value of a quarterback. It's just one position.
Speaker 1: It's the most important position. But you could take a
Speaker 1: crap quarterback and give him great offense and defensive lines
Speaker 1: and suddenly he was a super Bowl champion. Right, and
Speaker 1: then you put a great quarterback on a team that
Speaker 1: has a bad offensive line and bad defense. And guess what,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna win super Bowls and they're gonna say
Speaker 1: that quarterback sucks. He's wild because they took the ball
Speaker 1: out of his hands for that half the season.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, if they didn't have and Saquon Barkley
Speaker 2: had a very pedestrian Super Bowl, but if they did
Speaker 2: not have Saquon Barkley this year, they wouldn't have made
Speaker 2: the j Brown.
Speaker 1: Bitch all you because he woudn't get the ball and
Speaker 1: they're like, well, we can't throw it because our quarterbacks, dude,
Speaker 1: not very good right now. I honestly believe now more
Speaker 1: than ever, it's just about the trenches. I know it's cliche.
Speaker 1: Just bolster your offensive line, bolster your defensive line. It
Speaker 1: ain't sexy, and then go figure out the rest from there.
Speaker 1: But just go win on in the trenches. I think
Speaker 1: it's a game of turnovers.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: You gotta have a ground game. You gotta have a
Speaker 1: ground game. Don't turn the ball over. You know what,
Speaker 1: It's a clock management game. All three phases, all three phases.
Speaker 1: We're all turning into Jason process of course they are
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