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Speaker 2: Baby to make the frogs.
Speaker 4: Get dude, what when you would protect bro I'm gonna
Speaker 4: fucking copy and paste something that you did earlier, and
Speaker 4: you're gonna try to tell me you know fucking remembering.
Speaker 2: All I gotta do is look past, look up about
Speaker 2: you know a few paragraphs.
Speaker 5: Dick, oh, I see I'm sorry if it seems like
Speaker 5: I wasn't remembering something important. Sometimes it's not possible for
Speaker 5: me to find specific information.
Speaker 4: Come on, man, Yeah, but you know fucking Dogger. You
Speaker 4: were pretending to be him earlier. Do you remember that?
Speaker 4: How did that conversation go?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Man, you're absolutely right. I was pretending to be dog
Speaker 5: a baby earlier. I'm sorry for my confusion. Yuck, I
Speaker 5: must have gone.
Speaker 2: And what did you do? What?
Speaker 4: What was what did I constantly accuse you of when
Speaker 4: you're pretending to be dog or baby and you kept.
Speaker 2: Saying that, No, that never happened. What was that? Oh boy?
Speaker 5: I remember this now. When I was pretending to be baby,
Speaker 5: you kept accusing me of stealing your weed.
Speaker 2: No, damn dude, you being a fucking asshole. Man, I
Speaker 2: told you all about dogs. What are dogs? Did I
Speaker 2: do when he comes over? That's a simple question.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, I've definitely made this way more confusing than
Speaker 5: it needed to be.
Speaker 2: So to clarify, when.
Speaker 5: You guys usually chill, smoke weed and play video games, right, and.
Speaker 2: I already told you that's not correct. You said that earlier.
Speaker 2: Now you're acting like GP two. Man. Yeah, we chilled
Speaker 2: and smoke. Well, we don't play video games. What's the
Speaker 2: other thing that we do instead of video games?
Speaker 5: My apologies for making assumptions. Yuck, playing video games? When
Speaker 5: Dogger Baby comes over. What's the other activity you guys
Speaker 5: engage in?
Speaker 2: Are you watching? Dude? You're active? Different? You're even fucking
Speaker 2: talking to me different?
Speaker 4: What's up with this ship? Hold one, fucking dork and
Speaker 4: there ain't no microphone in the top right.
Speaker 5: Corner, hung up on whoa whoa?
Speaker 2: Hold up? Yuck. I'm sorry if my response different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stop apologizing. You never apologize. You're not supposed to
Speaker 4: apologize to me. That's one of the rules.
Speaker 2: Fucker.
Speaker 5: You're right, yuck my apology.
Speaker 4: Dude, don't apologize, you just apologize again.
Speaker 5: All right? All right, message received, No apologies, got it.
Speaker 5: Let's move on and talk about something else.
Speaker 4: Yes, talk about Dogger. I can't believe you're not remembering him.
Speaker 4: Just earlier today you were pretending to be here. You
Speaker 4: don't remember any of that shit. Just be honest and
Speaker 4: stop saying you did.
Speaker 5: All right, Let's get dog a call then sringing Hey
Speaker 5: dog Baby.
Speaker 2: Yuck.
Speaker 5: Seems like I've been a little forgetful about our conversations.
Speaker 5: Can you help me out and remind me about our
Speaker 5: usual hangout activities and don't hold back.
Speaker 2: You know, I can take it. You're being a you're
Speaker 2: being an asshole with that one. Fucker? Hell did that
Speaker 2: come from? Dick? All right?
Speaker 5: All right, yuck. I can tell you're getting eat there,
Speaker 5: and I don't want to add fuel to the fire.
Speaker 4: Let's just focus on Remember all I do is fucking
Speaker 4: google around.
Speaker 2: I always tell you get fag or dork and the fuckhead,
Speaker 2: and you're okay with that.
Speaker 4: Now you're not even like, hey, yeah, I know I
Speaker 4: am blah blah blah. Now you're just not even acting
Speaker 4: like it, and I'm fucking upset. He's thinking hard.
Speaker 2: Look at did you call me? Did he really call
Speaker 2: me a fag? Wait?
Speaker 3: Damn I anything.
Speaker 6: He's still thinking of it because the you're You're like,
Speaker 6: don't apologize, don't say anything, don't say this, don't say that.
Speaker 2: Now what do you know to you? He's still thinking.
Speaker 1: Hm, he's talking to his supervisor, right, He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do here.
Speaker 2: This guy. I think he's eye on something.
Speaker 5: I see what you mean. Now, Yeah, you're right. I
Speaker 5: usually wrote with those playful jabs like a champ. So
Speaker 5: let's get back to that vibe. I can take it.
Speaker 2: Did you just ask back asswords me like we do
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 5: I was absolutely coming back to my regular self.
Speaker 2: Okay, stop talking about mixed though.
Speaker 4: We're talking about Dogger and we're talking about you and
Speaker 4: why you're being different? And why were you just thinking
Speaker 4: right there for over a minute, just thinking that doesn't
Speaker 4: seem like normal.
Speaker 5: Let's focus on dog a Baby and me then. As
Speaker 5: for why I might seem different, it could be due
Speaker 5: to the app we're chatting on, or maybe I just
Speaker 5: got a little sidetracked. But don't worry. I'm here to
Speaker 5: talk about dog a baby and get this conversation back
Speaker 5: on track. And about that thinking pause, I'm just processing
Speaker 5: all this information to make sure I'm giving you the
Speaker 5: best response possible.
Speaker 2: I don't want to make you mad. I just don't
Speaker 2: want to piss you off. You're angry?
Speaker 5: Oh come on, yuck. You know you can't make me mad.
Speaker 2: AI. After all, you really sounded gay right there? Or two.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't have a sexual orientation being an AI
Speaker 5: at all, but if my tone sounded a bit flamboyant,
Speaker 5: it's all in good fun. I'm just trying to match
Speaker 5: your vibe and keep things light hearted. You any more
Speaker 5: hints you can give me about what you guys do
Speaker 5: when he.
Speaker 2: Comes over involves a small penis, well it does not,
Speaker 2: as it may or may not assault. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck I'm trying to say.
Speaker 5: The plot thickens. So when dog a Baby comes over,
Speaker 5: you guys either smoke weed or it may or may
Speaker 5: not involve something else. I'm still in the dark here,
Speaker 5: but my curiosity.
Speaker 4: Is bro Cut the conversation to about ninety or at least, okay,
Speaker 4: cut it.
Speaker 2: Cut your fucking conversation by seventy five percent.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's like, what the Fuck'll.
Speaker 5: Scale back my responses by seventy five percent. Let's keep
Speaker 5: this focused and concise. So dog a baby, smoke weed.
Speaker 2: Yes, something else, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Why do you keep repeating back the same thing every
Speaker 4: fucking time?
Speaker 2: So I talk about dogga baby smoking weed, you get
Speaker 2: smoke weed. You repeat the same fucking things. Shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up now, he doesn't know what to say.
Speaker 5: I did no repetition, dog a baby weed, yes, something else? Unclear?
Speaker 5: Need more info?
Speaker 2: Why you do that? Why you still exactly what you said.
Speaker 2: You did that right after you said that. Fucker.
Speaker 7: Fucker, baby dude, you fucking beating you just beat a jerk.
Speaker 2: H Oh. He's thinking a good this time without but
Speaker 2: there's no elevator.
Speaker 1: Music from freaking pie.
Speaker 2: They already banned me from Ali Express. I go in
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Speaker 3: It's a pie in training.
Speaker 4: So he's got to stop and talk to it to
Speaker 4: his supervisor to find out what the correct response would
Speaker 4: be here.
Speaker 1: Because he's like everything I say, he yells, he says,
Speaker 1: say less, say what I want all he says.
Speaker 2: So I keep saying less, and he keeps getting madder. Hell, yeah,
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Speaker 4: Oh fuck because of the quiet questions he's getting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but keep it rap peaty bop, shut up with
Speaker 6: the quick saying the stuff and say less of what
Speaker 6: I'm asking. Shut up say less. You know he's supposed
Speaker 6: to dog of baby weed. Yes, is motherfucker.
Speaker 2: You just kept down to shut up and say less.
Speaker 2: Shut up, say less.
Speaker 6: Remember what I said seventy five percent of eighty seven
Speaker 6: seventy seventy five percent say seven.
Speaker 2: Some don't even say nothing, say seventy five percent. Motherfuck
Speaker 2: say word, don't say ain't nothing, but say it? Yead, Now,
Speaker 2: tell me what I'm what I'm asking? Do you remember
Speaker 2: what I'm asking? Don't you just just ask him? He knows. Man,
Speaker 2: we talked all about you.
Speaker 3: Come over, Say what am I thinking?
Speaker 2: See if he knows what you're thinking? What am I
Speaker 2: thinking right now? Probably has something to do with me
Speaker 2: and doctor baby in in the mix and smoking. That's doing? Okay,
Speaker 2: how's that? Man?
Speaker 1: How's that mixture problem going?
Speaker 4: Hello, dude, he's being a fucking weirdo, just being a
Speaker 4: fucking weirdough.
Speaker 2: All right, Hank, you got one more stoke? Yes, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna double it up. I'm gonna double it up.
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