WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.919 --> 00:00:08.160 Hey, Lustien commenter Who Go Podcast, Episode four, raty eight. 2 00:00:08.199 --> 00:00:09.679 I'm Brando. I'm here with Brian and we're gonna talk 3 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:12.400 a little tea. Matt, now a thing. 4 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:29.640 God first try. 5 00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:31.760 Well that was a way simpler intro than we've done 6 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:32.600 the last couple of weeks. 7 00:00:33.039 --> 00:00:35.240 Yeah, we needed one. We needed to give ourselves a 8 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:36.240 little vacation. 9 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:38.039 Just a little break, just a small one. Those are 10 00:00:38.039 --> 00:00:40.039 harder to do than people think. You know what I 11 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:44.000 do in the shower. I practice singing songs I know 12 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:47.359 really well, at like three times the speed so that 13 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:49.759 I can get my mouth in my brain moving. That's 14 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:52.679 how I do it. I learned that from the guy 15 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:57.039 that voiced Blur in the Transformers movie. Hey Ryan, We're 16 00:00:57.039 --> 00:00:59.840 back for yet another whirlwind adventure. 17 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:03.439 How you doing industry secrets? What is going down? 18 00:01:03.560 --> 00:01:05.599 And a whole bunch is going down. We're gonna talk 19 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:09.159 about the deck that we've been previewing for the last 20 00:01:09.159 --> 00:01:13.200 couple of weeks. It is the deck you're thinking about featuring, 21 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:15.400 just some cards that are big and splashy and cool, 22 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:17.439 and I think we're both excited to talk about it. 23 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:19.840 We've got some stories to tell. A Vegas update to 24 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:22.079 give some people to think. But before we get to 25 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:24.159 any of that stuff, you have to thank our official 26 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:27.599 business Daddy's Fusion Gaming Online dot Com are your source 27 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:30.079 for all your gaming needs, where you can use special 28 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:33.040 promo code CCO holiday to save five percent of all 29 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:36.120 your dragon stuff, all your cards you have to use 30 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:39.599 to play really expensive stuff, and all of the other 31 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:42.040 paraphernalia that you could possibly need for playing this great 32 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:44.519 game of Hours or any game that involves a board, 33 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:49.519 a card, or a figure or paint no paint, or 34 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:53.560 dice yes, or play mats yes or boxes. I should 35 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:58.680 have bought the giant six foot playmat for Lord of 36 00:01:58.719 --> 00:02:01.359 the Rings when Fusion has that. I've been thinking about 37 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:03.879 buying one of those so much. But we have the sidewalk, 38 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.959 so I just right. And while yes, I could save 39 00:02:07.079 --> 00:02:09.479 five percent off of the Great Big playmap because they 40 00:02:09.479 --> 00:02:11.879 can use it on anything in the store, YEP, I 41 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:14.000 like the sidewalk. And I'm not gonna cheat on our 42 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:17.680 sidewalk lady, because she's our girl and I'm not gonna 43 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:19.400 be just putting her out to pasture like that. That's 44 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:20.479 not who I am as a person. 45 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:25.960 Ah, what you said. We also have to thank Pile 46 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:30.360 of Bones, the second coolest thing out of Regina, Saskatchewan, 47 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:33.520 and the official sponsor for No. 48 00:02:33.599 --> 00:02:35.240 You have to do it. Now you're doing it. You 49 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:37.479 have to frick sorry man, c. 50 00:02:37.719 --> 00:02:45.400 CEOs sword Walks. I really like hold my neck real 51 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.719 rigid when I do it. You have a loose neck 52 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:48.199 when you do it. 53 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:50.800 Weren't you weren't like projecting way up into the ceiling. 54 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:53.400 Oh yeah, shone doesn't pick up when I say it. It 55 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:55.120 bounces off the ceiling and then comes back. 56 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:56.439 Oh that's how it works. 57 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:57.199 That's how I do it. 58 00:02:57.319 --> 00:03:01.319 Yeah, Season three right here on you YouTube, which you 59 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:04.039 would see all the new graphics and the dufferin Avenue 60 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:07.759 Media Network Studio Network Studio, where we have to thank 61 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:10.960 producer Gary if you were watching on YouTube, which should be. 62 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:12.879 Because we're all working really hard to pick up the 63 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:14.039 slack that Joe left. 64 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:18.360 Yeah, that's it. And you know what we uh ah man. 65 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:23.199 We we loaded up the whole show today. We loaded 66 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:27.360 in all the cards today, all by ourselves. We found 67 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:29.159 and did all the everything. 68 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:31.360 We didn't even have to call LB. We didn't need 69 00:03:31.439 --> 00:03:33.800 freaking nobody. I didn't have to call tech support for 70 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:35.879 the website that we used to get all the card images. 71 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:38.360 It was very nice. Yeah, it's been a real I 72 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:40.120 don't want to say it's been real easy because it's 73 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:42.919 been a real fuck around. But we are making do 74 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.840 without our good friend Joe. We miss him, but we're 75 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:47.719 making it happen and we hope that you're enjoying how 76 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:48.520 the show looks now. 77 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:52.199 Deserted temple. That's the card we can never remember. 78 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:55.120 Keep reminding ourselves. Deserted temple. 79 00:03:55.520 --> 00:03:58.240 Yes, sir, my body is going to feel like a 80 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:02.280 deserted temple when I'm done at the CCO Experience Las Vegas. 81 00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:04.360 Oh my god, I'm coming up in June. We were 82 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:09.280 looking at the runner up house before we started decided, 83 00:04:09.719 --> 00:04:11.879 oh man. And even the runner up house was like, 84 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:13.840 oh yeah, I can't wait to stay in that house. 85 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:18.079 And then we're not because there's a better one. Oh 86 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:20.360 Vegas is gonna be good. If you watch the pre show, 87 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:22.879 listen to the pre show. We talked about it a 88 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:25.279 little bit. I'm I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you. 89 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:28.639 It's the five hundredth episode celebration of CCO Sidewalks line. Yep. 90 00:04:28.839 --> 00:04:30.959 We got all of our best buddies coming. You've got 91 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:33.360 a bunch of new friends coming that we haven't even met. Yep, 92 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:35.480 it's the final Fantasy release. 93 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:35.920 Yep. 94 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:38.480 It's a live in house the BBO on the CCO, 95 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:39.040 y TC. 96 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:39.959 I forgot about that. 97 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.839 This is our year. I'm gonna I'm telling you, this 98 00:04:42.879 --> 00:04:44.680 is gonna be the best time to ever come to 99 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:47.120 a CEO experience. Even if you can't stay in the house, 100 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:48.759 you should come and hang out with us. And it's 101 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:50.560 gonna be fun because we're gonna have a great time 102 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:51.759 doing all the stuff. 103 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:54.600 Yeah. Yeah, so this is how you get in. This 104 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:56.959 one's full. This one is full. We've got it down 105 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:00.240 to one, two, three. Like the last five houses that 106 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:05.040 do have pool, kitchen, places to play, openflippy dot drinkie, 107 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:08.560 places to sleep. A couple of them are really big. 108 00:05:08.639 --> 00:05:10.800 Couple of them really close to the venue. 109 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:13.639 Hope only no gas leak this year. Yeah. 110 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:15.759 I think the gas leak was like a one off. 111 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:17.600 I don't think that that's a normal thing. 112 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:22.879 Hopefully no bathtub with three other people's bathwater just in it. 113 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:24.519 Ah. 114 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:26.560 Yeah, that house was unreal. 115 00:05:26.879 --> 00:05:29.879 But holy god, So why don't you tell everybody how 116 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:32.720 to how to get into the next CEO experience? 117 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:34.800 Oh? Well, the first step is you go over to 118 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:38.360 Patreon dot com slash CEO podcast. You can join us there. 119 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:40.759 Any dollar amount will get you into our discord, which 120 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:44.279 is the best community on the online magic community, and 121 00:05:44.319 --> 00:05:46.160 we can prove that to you once you're in there 122 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:47.759 and all the cool people are there giving you the 123 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:50.720 finger bombs and the finger blasts yep, saying hello. Then 124 00:05:50.959 --> 00:05:53.160 when we announced the next one's coming up, all you 125 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:54.480 have to do is say hey, I want to be 126 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:56.639 a part of it, and then you will be entered 127 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:58.839 in to come along with us on a great, big 128 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:02.040 adventure to do something super sweet that you have always 129 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:03.720 wanted to do, I promise. 130 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:06.480 Oh yeah man. And final thing about it before we 131 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:10.360 get into teamat is I do have everything right now 132 00:06:10.399 --> 00:06:13.000 that's in the CEO store on sale. 133 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.000 We've got to make room for all the sick Vegas 134 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:19.240 merch which is for the record, fucking cool. Yeah. 135 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:22.240 I forgot to show producer Gary the Vegas stuff that 136 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:25.160 we were looking at last year, but those are exclusive 137 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:27.000 to the people that are coming to Vegas and being 138 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:29.160 part of the CEO experience. So that's another reason why 139 00:06:29.199 --> 00:06:32.040 you'd want to be in. But we are getting the 140 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:35.959 I guess the new round the summer merch for twenty 141 00:06:36.040 --> 00:06:38.399 twenty five out there, and that's going to be coming 142 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:41.360 up on the CEO store in the next little bit 143 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:44.600 when I have it finalized, sent off to the printers, 144 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:48.720 new shirts, new stickers, and as I kind of juggle 145 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:53.560 all of that with the i'll say, sleeve and play 146 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:58.160 mat pieces that I'm starting to put together. Yeah, so 147 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:01.519 we've got some designs. We've been teasing it a little bit. 148 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:06.879 I'm doing a real life, professional quality piece for for 149 00:07:07.079 --> 00:07:10.800 the last set of sleeves, and I decided, you know what, 150 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:13.519 if I'm gonna spend all of the time doing it 151 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:18.040 for sleeves, I might as well fricking just make it 152 00:07:18.680 --> 00:07:22.000 wider and making a playman. There we go. 153 00:07:22.560 --> 00:07:25.079 I like, I like who my play matt matches my sleeves? 154 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:27.720 I like that? Oh yes, because you're a freaking nerd. 155 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:29.959 Yeah, haven't you mad us? We won? 156 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:30.399 Dude. 157 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:32.279 The other day someone's like, I don't know if you 158 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:33.920 like me calling your nerd? I was like, bro, are 159 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:37.319 you kidding me? We fucking won. We've taken over. We 160 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:40.000 we won. If you're a jock, I am your boss. Now. 161 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:46.079 I didn't get that job, but I tried that it 162 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:47.079 did my best set. 163 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:52.759 Another reason to go to Patreon dot com, slash CCO 164 00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:54.199 podcast help. 165 00:07:54.079 --> 00:07:59.199 A brando out, would you? Yeah? Damn it? So Tmatt, Tmatt, Tmatt. 166 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:02.959 We have been talking about TMAT and dragon Storm and 167 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:05.879 Dragon This and Dragon jerk Off and Dragon gang Bang 168 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:07.079 for like the last month. 169 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:08.839 This is the one. We're doing it now. 170 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:15.720 And what we had said is there's upon hearing and 171 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:20.439 seeing the rhetoric that dragon Storm should be banned because 172 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:23.040 it lets you cast dragons for free. When cards like 173 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:26.040 Frickin' dream Halls and Omniscients are all out there and 174 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:28.360 Cascade exists. 175 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:33.600 Nobody's mad Cascade existing, nobody's mad about Apex Devastator. Has 176 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.799 ever has any has there actually ever been a push 177 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:37.919 to ban omissions? I honestly don't remember. 178 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:39.840 Oh my god, no, there would be Okay, you know, 179 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:42.919 you know what, Remember remember when when Jude Lotus and 180 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:47.480 and Manacrypt just got banned. Remember what happened? Kay, imagine 181 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:51.720 Omniscients got banned in Legacy That I know that you 182 00:08:51.759 --> 00:08:55.080 weren't talking about Legacy, but it's like a backbone, corner 183 00:08:55.159 --> 00:08:59.200 stone staple of the Legacy meta game where you go 184 00:08:59.279 --> 00:09:04.039 Omniscions into emmer Cool or Omniscience, grizzle Brand, draw fourteen 185 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:06.519 emmer cools with Emera cool. 186 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:09.720 Yeah, remember cool, pretty good? All right, emmercool pretty good, 187 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:12.000 and then on your extra turn you swinging with emmera Cool, 188 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:14.240 then play an additional emmera cool if you felt like 189 00:09:14.279 --> 00:09:17.480 it because you've drawn fifteen cards, well, uh yeah. 190 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:20.080 Or you could just go emmor cool and grizzle Brand 191 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:22.240 on the same turn, and that's probably gonna kill your opponent, 192 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:24.919 considering that's like twenty two damage. 193 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:28.399 Listen, listen. Maybe they're playing leg. 194 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:32.759 Or maybe they've played five petch lands already and you 195 00:09:32.879 --> 00:09:34.559 just don't even need grizzle Brand. You could just go 196 00:09:34.559 --> 00:09:35.320 emmericool swing. 197 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:37.039 Oh it's been a long time since they played Legacy. 198 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:39.200 I forgot that was a thing. Good point, yeah, point. 199 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:42.320 All of that kind of stuff exists, and nobody bats 200 00:09:42.360 --> 00:09:45.200 an eye because that's how the game goes. So when 201 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.919 Tiamat says tutor for five dragons and you're also playing 202 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:54.519 five tutors, that find you, uh dragon Storm, No, what's 203 00:09:54.519 --> 00:09:58.799 it called Draco Draco Genesis, Dracogenesis, never mind dragon Storm. 204 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:00.480 That's freaking old news games. 205 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:02.639 That's the card sucks. I'm not even playing it in this. 206 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:05.000 I have some things to say about that, sir. 207 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:07.559 I don't own one this. This deck was built entirely 208 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:12.519 of cards I own except for the storm Dragon and Dracogenesis. Mmm. Yeah, 209 00:10:12.559 --> 00:10:15.279 all thing, this is a that's such a flex. Hey 210 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:17.879 if people look at the list like Branda, what the fuck? 211 00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:22.759 Well a little bit, but I've been playing a long time. 212 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:24.080 My binder has lots of cards in it. 213 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:26.200 But like, yeah, and you're a freaking nerd. 214 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:27.200 Yeah, I'm a huge nerd. 215 00:10:27.240 --> 00:10:31.799 Yeah, okay, so should we start with dem demat? 216 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:33.639 There it is? There, she is, give it a read. 217 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:39.399 She is a seven seven flying dragon god. I forgot 218 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:42.360 about that, woo burg and two when she comes into play. 219 00:10:42.360 --> 00:10:44.559 You can search your library for up to five dragon cards, 220 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:46.720 reveal them, put them into your hands, shall for your library. 221 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:51.720 It says, what, Yeah, you can find five dragons, put 222 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:54.039 them in your hand, and shall for your library. What 223 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:56.759 your tutor for five cards per seven? 224 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:58.200 What the fuck even is that? 225 00:10:58.200 --> 00:11:00.000 That's pretty good? And they don't have to be different 226 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:03.399 colors like bullshit conflux, but they do have to be dragons. 227 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:05.600 Do you got confluts in this list? I was thinking 228 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:07.440 about it because you do have a dream halls. 229 00:11:07.559 --> 00:11:09.360 I do have a dream halls, but I didn't put 230 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:13.360 conflex in because I didn't want to. Honestly, it's because 231 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:15.799 I didn't want to. I'm playing too many big, fun dragons. 232 00:11:15.960 --> 00:11:18.159 I was telling you before the show. One of the 233 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:20.879 things that I did was when I was building it, 234 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:23.279 I went through and pulled all the cool last dragons 235 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:26.440 that I own out of all of my binders and 236 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:28.720 then played them. 237 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:31.240 I don't know what happened, but LB just screwed the 238 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:36.039 whole show up there. You'd know if you're watching on YouTube, 239 00:11:36.080 --> 00:11:37.240 which just should be. 240 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:39.360 But so that's what I did to get ready to 241 00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:41.240 play the deck and to do the stuff, and I 242 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:43.960 just didn't have room for things like Conflux and kind 243 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:47.120 of all of the kind of even greasier enablers. And 244 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:50.840 I'm already playing, right, So this is we have what 245 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:53.159 we have, and we have what we have for a reason. 246 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:56.039 I'm also not playing a ton of interaction. There's one 247 00:11:56.240 --> 00:12:00.879 dragon specific sweeper, yeah, that's my interaction, and the rest 248 00:12:00.879 --> 00:12:02.799 of it is just Kate. I'm gonna either play Drack 249 00:12:02.840 --> 00:12:05.519 of Genesis and win immediately, or I'm gonna play huge 250 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:08.720 fucking dudes and beat you to death. Yes, the old 251 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:09.440 Popeye build. 252 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:11.639 We haves. What we have is and that's all that 253 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:11.960 we have. 254 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:13.039 That's correct. 255 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:17.039 Yeah, and you could like, Okay, Kat's out of the bag. 256 00:12:17.039 --> 00:12:18.320 If you're looking at the list, if you've made it 257 00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:20.759 this far into the episode, there's forty three land in here, 258 00:12:21.080 --> 00:12:23.559 and the ramp section is a bunch of stuff that says, 259 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.559 go get land or play extra land or whatever, and 260 00:12:26.639 --> 00:12:29.320 you need to make sure you're fueling that. But if 261 00:12:29.320 --> 00:12:32.679 you even cut three for like like and go to 262 00:12:32.720 --> 00:12:37.519 forty land, you could go swords path and something, Yes. 263 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:40.399 Some kind of terminate. Well, we can do teft protection 264 00:12:40.720 --> 00:12:46.399 and all your stuff gets indestructible, and test protection with 265 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:49.480 indestructible on it. I don't know, Yeah, whatever, we could 266 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:53.879 play the one ring test protection and what's the what's 267 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:56.399 the green one? Everything gets indestructible and next proof that 268 00:12:56.440 --> 00:12:57.679 one could play that. 269 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:01.440 Yeah, heroic intervention, the one you almost said it's on 270 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:02.480 the screen, Editor Joey. 271 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:04.240 I was gonna say, editor j open on the screen, 272 00:13:04.279 --> 00:13:05.799 but I guess he won't because life. 273 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:10.000 Is Yeah, shed a tear, Yeah, pour one opened. Okay, 274 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:11.360 So should we get into the ramp sect. 275 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:13.200 Yes, let's do the ramp sect. Okay, we're gonna kind 276 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:14.960 of bang through some of these ones real quick, like 277 00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:16.759 the ones that everybody kind of knows that once we 278 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:18.799 get to the new stuff will stop and kind of 279 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:19.840 talk about a little bit more. 280 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.440 Okay, I'm just gonna start hitting the button and you 281 00:13:22.480 --> 00:13:24.759 say the card. Okay, okay, let's do this the first 282 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:26.480 time we've done this. Everybody, Okay, here we go, Here 283 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:30.120 we go. I can't say that got it? Got it? 284 00:13:30.879 --> 00:13:36.679 Burgeoning, burgeoning, cultivate, exploration, flare of cultivation. 285 00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:37.639 What the hell is that. 286 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:40.399 You'd sacrifice a green thing to pay for its manecost? 287 00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:42.000 Find a land, another land, put one of them to 288 00:13:42.080 --> 00:13:42.840 play one in your hand. 289 00:13:42.879 --> 00:13:44.480 Oh so it's cultivated, but you can cast her free, 290 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:46.559 that's right. Oh wow, come on, how come I don't 291 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:48.799 play this card because you don't have one? 292 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:53.639 Frick Godama's reach good card, Lotus Cobra. 293 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:55.000 Oh you play fat signs? 294 00:13:55.799 --> 00:14:00.759 Yes, okay, Yes, Oracle of Muldaya lands off the top. Yeah, 295 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:04.639 Silvalla Hart of the wilds oh taps for the big 296 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.399 leanest of the biggest big lee creature that. 297 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:08.879 You have, that you have are on the battle f 298 00:14:08.919 --> 00:14:11.480 that we have greatest power among creatures you control. 299 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:12.399 It can also give. 300 00:14:12.279 --> 00:14:12.960 You like eight mana. 301 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:15.519 It can also draw cards if you play a creature 302 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:22.000 that is the biggest creature which spoiler you will spoiler yes, yes, correct, 303 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:23.279 it's all ring. 304 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:24.399 Oh yeah, I haven't heard of it. 305 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:26.159 Yeah, I heard. That's a pretty decent card through it 306 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:27.120 in see if it is. 307 00:14:27.080 --> 00:14:30.240 Actually as good as everybody says play manocrypt wish next 308 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:31.320 week you will probably. 309 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:33.759 Week will absolutely I'm gonna cut a basic for it. 310 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:38.559 Oh, eat your heart up, Laura Man okay, peak behind 311 00:14:38.559 --> 00:14:42.440 the curtain, curtain jerkin yea. As of now, Manacrypt still band. 312 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:47.559 I hope that in episode four eighty nine it ain't banned. 313 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:50.559 Oh yeah, yeah, that'd be pretty cool, pretty good, pretty cool. 314 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:51.480 Spilunking. 315 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:53.919 Oh I love a good spounk. I love getting splunked, 316 00:14:53.919 --> 00:14:57.120 and I love spilunkin. Man. I splunk so hard in 317 00:14:57.200 --> 00:15:02.320 Mexico one time. I don't why being in Mexico was important. 318 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:04.519 But because you you can't really go exploring in caves 319 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:06.360 in Canada because you don't have that many, but Mexico 320 00:15:06.399 --> 00:15:07.879 has lots of those things. You can go down to 321 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:10.639 the cave and there's a light, there's like those. 322 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:11.919 I spunked in Canada. 323 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:13.679 There's the pool at the bottom of the cave where 324 00:15:13.679 --> 00:15:15.320 you have those fish that eat all the dead skin 325 00:15:15.399 --> 00:15:16.000 off your feet. 326 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:17.759 You never spunked with ice cubes. 327 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:20.600 Why would I do that. 328 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:21.559 I think we're talking about something. 329 00:15:21.679 --> 00:15:23.399 I think we're talking about different stuff. Ryan. 330 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:24.519 Sometimes that happens. 331 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:27.519 That's what I think. That's what I think. Tower winder, 332 00:15:27.559 --> 00:15:31.000 that town a tower finds a command tower either out 333 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:33.159 of the bin or or into your hand. That's a 334 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:38.639 corn snake. Yes, yes, it's also one one with reach 335 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:40.759 and death touch. Never underestimate that creature. 336 00:15:40.759 --> 00:15:43.960 Man, You never even underestimate the corn snake, especially in 337 00:15:43.960 --> 00:15:46.279 its natural habitat the command Wiener. 338 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:48.080 He'll get you. Yeah, get your hard. 339 00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:49.840 I want to spunk with him. 340 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:52.720 Now we're onto ramp. Things that are kind of like 341 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:55.440 new into the format. This first one, I think we 342 00:15:55.480 --> 00:15:57.399 talked about him on our card review show is the 343 00:15:57.399 --> 00:15:58.639 bloom Vine Region. 344 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:02.200 This guy this printing of the Bloomvine Regent and you'll 345 00:16:02.279 --> 00:16:04.440 have to look it up if you're driving. This guy 346 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:05.879 looks like a plucked chicken. 347 00:16:06.559 --> 00:16:08.840 And if you look at the DIRP side of this card, 348 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:12.840 it looks like a plucked chicken with a really small head. 349 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:14.399 A dirty plucked chicken. You got that one on the 350 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:16.600 on the list, No, I don't. I wish I did. 351 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:20.240 So that one's it's uh Kodama's Reach, but just for 352 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:23.720 cards named forest. Yes, and then it's also a four 353 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:26.840 or five with flying for five. The attacks and gains 354 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:27.360 you three lives. 355 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:28.919 So a spoiler alert, Uncle BROWNO. 356 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.960 Three forests in tick, yeah, three old forests. 357 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:37.919 Yeah, yeah, okay, dragon storm globe I just painted. One 358 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:39.600 of these is a three drop manner rock, which I 359 00:16:39.639 --> 00:16:42.360 know that you love again, eat your heart out. Laura 360 00:16:43.039 --> 00:16:45.200 gives you a maunt of any color and your dragon's 361 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:46.840 ETV with a plus one counter on them. 362 00:16:46.879 --> 00:16:49.240 So just cool. And that'd be a neat altar too, 363 00:16:49.240 --> 00:16:52.639 because lots are really like contrasting colors. Bright. I like that. 364 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:53.360 That's very nice. 365 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:56.759 Yes like that car Yeah, mocks Jasper, that's the dragon. 366 00:16:56.519 --> 00:16:59.000 Mocks opened one. Of course it's going to go in yep. 367 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:03.399 Now we've got this frickin' guy. Looks like he should 368 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:07.720 be a dragon, but he's a machino warrior and I'm 369 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:09.880 gonna find him on the screen here because. 370 00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:15.000 There's a lot of words on that current rivas rip ass, 371 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:17.880 rip ass with the claw. 372 00:17:17.519 --> 00:17:21.640 I don't want that menace three three four, ractose on 373 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:24.759 and you tap them to add two of any combination 374 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:27.799 of colors to cast dragons you control or dragon spells. 375 00:17:28.200 --> 00:17:30.480 Once during each of your turns, you may cast a 376 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:36.599 dragon from your graveyard and pretty good. Whenever a dragon 377 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:42.279 creature spell from graveyard, it gains when it dies exileent yes, yeah, okay, so. 378 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:48.279 It gets a mortify counter, a finality counter, finality counter. Yeah, yeah, 379 00:17:48.920 --> 00:17:49.880 the counter of course. 380 00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:52.920 Yeah. It's like during each of your turns, one dragon 381 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:57.240 gains flashback and flashback when it would normally go to 382 00:17:57.279 --> 00:17:59.880 your graveyard and it gets exiled. Right, So this could 383 00:17:59.880 --> 00:18:02.559 be like creature Dragon flashback guy. 384 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:04.680 Yes, that's exactly what he is. 385 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:07.480 I don't know if that name would fit on the nameline. No, No, 386 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:11.440 only in an unset Creature Dragon flashback guy, rip. 387 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:17.279 Ass correct grip ass with flashback be unbroken. This is 388 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:19.960 very cool because it's a ramp card that costs five 389 00:18:20.160 --> 00:18:22.720 yes is what the fuck? He's a fourmat of planes walker. 390 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:25.480 It's number one ability, which is why I initially played it. 391 00:18:25.519 --> 00:18:27.839 Is plus one draw card and add one man out 392 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:32.039 of any color sure. Holy shit, it's second ability doesn't 393 00:18:32.079 --> 00:18:36.119 fucking matter. Its last ability is minus eight. Search your 394 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:40.799 library for any number of dragons, put them into play. Ooh, 395 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:44.640 I've never used that. No, neither will I because that 396 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:47.640 thing is gonna die immediately. But it's gonna get me 397 00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:48.720 a card and a mana. 398 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:51.799 Yeah. I think that people put this into their dragon 399 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:55.200 deck thinking this is awesome in a dragon deck when 400 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:57.519 it ain't because it's gonna die. 401 00:18:57.759 --> 00:18:59.559