Speaker 1: Hey, Lustien commenter Who Go Podcast, Episode four, raty eight.
Speaker 1: I'm Brando. I'm here with Brian and we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: a little tea. Matt, now a thing.
Speaker 2: God first try.
Speaker 1: Well that was a way simpler intro than we've done
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we needed one. We needed to give ourselves a
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Speaker 1: Just a little break, just a small one. Those are
Speaker 1: harder to do than people think. You know what I
Speaker 1: do in the shower. I practice singing songs I know
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Speaker 1: how I do it. I learned that from the guy
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Speaker 1: Because we're all working really hard to pick up the
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Speaker 1: We've got to make room for all the sick Vegas
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Speaker 2: we've got some designs. We've been teasing it a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a real life, professional quality piece for for
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Speaker 2: if I'm gonna spend all of the time doing it
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Speaker 1: I like, I like who my play matt matches my sleeves?
Speaker 2: I like that? Oh yes, because you're a freaking nerd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't you mad us? We won?
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: The other day someone's like, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: like me calling your nerd? I was like, bro, are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? We fucking won. We've taken over. We
Speaker 1: we won. If you're a jock, I am your boss. Now.
Speaker 1: I didn't get that job, but I tried that it
Speaker 1: did my best set.
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Speaker 1: A brando out, would you? Yeah? Damn it? So Tmatt, Tmatt, Tmatt.
Speaker 2: We have been talking about TMAT and dragon Storm and
Speaker 2: Dragon This and Dragon jerk Off and Dragon gang Bang
Speaker 2: for like the last month.
Speaker 1: This is the one. We're doing it now.
Speaker 2: And what we had said is there's upon hearing and
Speaker 2: seeing the rhetoric that dragon Storm should be banned because
Speaker 2: it lets you cast dragons for free. When cards like
Speaker 2: Frickin' dream Halls and Omniscients are all out there and
Speaker 2: Cascade exists.
Speaker 1: Nobody's mad Cascade existing, nobody's mad about Apex Devastator. Has
Speaker 1: ever has any has there actually ever been a push
Speaker 1: to ban omissions? I honestly don't remember.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, there would be Okay, you know,
Speaker 2: you know what, Remember remember when when Jude Lotus and
Speaker 2: and Manacrypt just got banned. Remember what happened? Kay, imagine
Speaker 2: Omniscients got banned in Legacy That I know that you
Speaker 2: weren't talking about Legacy, but it's like a backbone, corner
Speaker 2: stone staple of the Legacy meta game where you go
Speaker 2: Omniscions into emmer Cool or Omniscience, grizzle Brand, draw fourteen
Speaker 2: emmer cools with Emera cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember cool, pretty good? All right, emmercool pretty good,
Speaker 1: and then on your extra turn you swinging with emmera Cool,
Speaker 1: then play an additional emmera cool if you felt like
Speaker 1: it because you've drawn fifteen cards, well, uh yeah.
Speaker 2: Or you could just go emmor cool and grizzle Brand
Speaker 2: on the same turn, and that's probably gonna kill your opponent,
Speaker 2: considering that's like twenty two damage.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen. Maybe they're playing leg.
Speaker 2: Or maybe they've played five petch lands already and you
Speaker 2: just don't even need grizzle Brand. You could just go
Speaker 2: emmericool swing.
Speaker 1: Oh it's been a long time since they played Legacy.
Speaker 1: I forgot that was a thing. Good point, yeah, point.
Speaker 2: All of that kind of stuff exists, and nobody bats
Speaker 2: an eye because that's how the game goes. So when
Speaker 2: Tiamat says tutor for five dragons and you're also playing
Speaker 2: five tutors, that find you, uh dragon Storm, No, what's
Speaker 2: it called Draco Draco Genesis, Dracogenesis, never mind dragon Storm.
Speaker 2: That's freaking old news games.
Speaker 1: That's the card sucks. I'm not even playing it in this.
Speaker 2: I have some things to say about that, sir.
Speaker 1: I don't own one this. This deck was built entirely
Speaker 1: of cards I own except for the storm Dragon and Dracogenesis. Mmm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all thing, this is a that's such a flex. Hey
Speaker 1: if people look at the list like Branda, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Well a little bit, but I've been playing a long time.
Speaker 1: My binder has lots of cards in it.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, and you're a freaking nerd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a huge nerd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so should we start with dem demat?
Speaker 1: There it is? There, she is, give it a read.
Speaker 1: She is a seven seven flying dragon god. I forgot
Speaker 1: about that, woo burg and two when she comes into play.
Speaker 1: You can search your library for up to five dragon cards,
Speaker 1: reveal them, put them into your hands, shall for your library.
Speaker 1: It says, what, Yeah, you can find five dragons, put
Speaker 1: them in your hand, and shall for your library. What
Speaker 1: your tutor for five cards per seven?
Speaker 2: What the fuck even is that?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good? And they don't have to be different
Speaker 1: colors like bullshit conflux, but they do have to be dragons.
Speaker 2: Do you got confluts in this list? I was thinking
Speaker 2: about it because you do have a dream halls.
Speaker 1: I do have a dream halls, but I didn't put
Speaker 1: conflex in because I didn't want to. Honestly, it's because
Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I'm playing too many big, fun dragons.
Speaker 1: I was telling you before the show. One of the
Speaker 1: things that I did was when I was building it,
Speaker 1: I went through and pulled all the cool last dragons
Speaker 1: that I own out of all of my binders and
Speaker 1: then played them.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened, but LB just screwed the
Speaker 2: whole show up there. You'd know if you're watching on YouTube,
Speaker 2: which just should be.
Speaker 1: But so that's what I did to get ready to
Speaker 1: play the deck and to do the stuff, and I
Speaker 1: just didn't have room for things like Conflux and kind
Speaker 1: of all of the kind of even greasier enablers. And
Speaker 1: I'm already playing, right, So this is we have what
Speaker 1: we have, and we have what we have for a reason.
Speaker 1: I'm also not playing a ton of interaction. There's one
Speaker 1: dragon specific sweeper, yeah, that's my interaction, and the rest
Speaker 1: of it is just Kate. I'm gonna either play Drack
Speaker 1: of Genesis and win immediately, or I'm gonna play huge
Speaker 1: fucking dudes and beat you to death. Yes, the old
Speaker 1: Popeye build.
Speaker 2: We haves. What we have is and that's all that
Speaker 2: we have.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you could like, Okay, Kat's out of the bag.
Speaker 2: If you're looking at the list, if you've made it
Speaker 2: this far into the episode, there's forty three land in here,
Speaker 2: and the ramp section is a bunch of stuff that says,
Speaker 2: go get land or play extra land or whatever, and
Speaker 2: you need to make sure you're fueling that. But if
Speaker 2: you even cut three for like like and go to
Speaker 2: forty land, you could go swords path and something, Yes.
Speaker 1: Some kind of terminate. Well, we can do teft protection
Speaker 1: and all your stuff gets indestructible, and test protection with
Speaker 1: indestructible on it. I don't know, Yeah, whatever, we could
Speaker 1: play the one ring test protection and what's the what's
Speaker 1: the green one? Everything gets indestructible and next proof that
Speaker 1: one could play that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, heroic intervention, the one you almost said it's on
Speaker 2: the screen, Editor Joey.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, editor j open on the screen,
Speaker 1: but I guess he won't because life.
Speaker 2: Is Yeah, shed a tear, Yeah, pour one opened. Okay,
Speaker 2: So should we get into the ramp sect.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's do the ramp sect. Okay, we're gonna kind
Speaker 1: of bang through some of these ones real quick, like
Speaker 1: the ones that everybody kind of knows that once we
Speaker 1: get to the new stuff will stop and kind of
Speaker 1: talk about a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just gonna start hitting the button and you
Speaker 2: say the card. Okay, okay, let's do this the first
Speaker 2: time we've done this. Everybody, Okay, here we go, Here
Speaker 2: we go. I can't say that got it? Got it?
Speaker 1: Burgeoning, burgeoning, cultivate, exploration, flare of cultivation.
Speaker 2: What the hell is that.
Speaker 1: You'd sacrifice a green thing to pay for its manecost?
Speaker 1: Find a land, another land, put one of them to
Speaker 1: play one in your hand.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's cultivated, but you can cast her free,
Speaker 2: that's right. Oh wow, come on, how come I don't
Speaker 2: play this card because you don't have one?
Speaker 1: Frick Godama's reach good card, Lotus Cobra.
Speaker 2: Oh you play fat signs?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, Yes, Oracle of Muldaya lands off the top. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Silvalla Hart of the wilds oh taps for the big
Speaker 1: leanest of the biggest big lee creature that.
Speaker 2: You have, that you have are on the battle f
Speaker 2: that we have greatest power among creatures you control.
Speaker 1: It can also give.
Speaker 2: You like eight mana.
Speaker 1: It can also draw cards if you play a creature
Speaker 1: that is the biggest creature which spoiler you will spoiler yes, yes, correct,
Speaker 1: it's all ring.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard. That's a pretty decent card through it
Speaker 1: in see if it is.
Speaker 2: Actually as good as everybody says play manocrypt wish next
Speaker 2: week you will probably.
Speaker 1: Week will absolutely I'm gonna cut a basic for it.
Speaker 2: Oh, eat your heart up, Laura Man okay, peak behind
Speaker 2: the curtain, curtain jerkin yea. As of now, Manacrypt still band.
Speaker 2: I hope that in episode four eighty nine it ain't banned.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that'd be pretty cool, pretty good, pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Spilunking.
Speaker 2: Oh I love a good spounk. I love getting splunked,
Speaker 2: and I love spilunkin. Man. I splunk so hard in
Speaker 2: Mexico one time. I don't why being in Mexico was important.
Speaker 1: But because you you can't really go exploring in caves
Speaker 1: in Canada because you don't have that many, but Mexico
Speaker 1: has lots of those things. You can go down to
Speaker 1: the cave and there's a light, there's like those.
Speaker 2: I spunked in Canada.
Speaker 1: There's the pool at the bottom of the cave where
Speaker 1: you have those fish that eat all the dead skin
Speaker 1: off your feet.
Speaker 2: You never spunked with ice cubes.
Speaker 1: Why would I do that.
Speaker 2: I think we're talking about something.
Speaker 1: I think we're talking about different stuff. Ryan.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that happens.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. That's what I think. Tower winder,
Speaker 1: that town a tower finds a command tower either out
Speaker 1: of the bin or or into your hand. That's a
Speaker 1: corn snake. Yes, yes, it's also one one with reach
Speaker 1: and death touch. Never underestimate that creature.
Speaker 2: Man, You never even underestimate the corn snake, especially in
Speaker 2: its natural habitat the command Wiener.
Speaker 1: He'll get you. Yeah, get your hard.
Speaker 2: I want to spunk with him.
Speaker 1: Now we're onto ramp. Things that are kind of like
Speaker 1: new into the format. This first one, I think we
Speaker 1: talked about him on our card review show is the
Speaker 1: bloom Vine Region.
Speaker 2: This guy this printing of the Bloomvine Regent and you'll
Speaker 2: have to look it up if you're driving. This guy
Speaker 2: looks like a plucked chicken.
Speaker 1: And if you look at the DIRP side of this card,
Speaker 1: it looks like a plucked chicken with a really small head.
Speaker 2: A dirty plucked chicken. You got that one on the
Speaker 2: on the list, No, I don't. I wish I did.
Speaker 1: So that one's it's uh Kodama's Reach, but just for
Speaker 1: cards named forest. Yes, and then it's also a four
Speaker 1: or five with flying for five. The attacks and gains
Speaker 1: you three lives.
Speaker 2: So a spoiler alert, Uncle BROWNO.
Speaker 1: Three forests in tick, yeah, three old forests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, dragon storm globe I just painted. One
Speaker 2: of these is a three drop manner rock, which I
Speaker 2: know that you love again, eat your heart out. Laura
Speaker 2: gives you a maunt of any color and your dragon's
Speaker 2: ETV with a plus one counter on them.
Speaker 1: So just cool. And that'd be a neat altar too,
Speaker 1: because lots are really like contrasting colors. Bright. I like that.
Speaker 1: That's very nice.
Speaker 2: Yes like that car Yeah, mocks Jasper, that's the dragon.
Speaker 1: Mocks opened one. Of course it's going to go in yep.
Speaker 2: Now we've got this frickin' guy. Looks like he should
Speaker 2: be a dragon, but he's a machino warrior and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna find him on the screen here because.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of words on that current rivas rip ass,
Speaker 1: rip ass with the claw.
Speaker 2: I don't want that menace three three four, ractose on
Speaker 2: and you tap them to add two of any combination
Speaker 2: of colors to cast dragons you control or dragon spells.
Speaker 2: Once during each of your turns, you may cast a
Speaker 2: dragon from your graveyard and pretty good. Whenever a dragon
Speaker 2: creature spell from graveyard, it gains when it dies exileent yes, yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1: It gets a mortify counter, a finality counter, finality counter. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the counter of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like during each of your turns, one dragon
Speaker 2: gains flashback and flashback when it would normally go to
Speaker 2: your graveyard and it gets exiled. Right, So this could
Speaker 2: be like creature Dragon flashback guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly what he is.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that name would fit on the nameline. No, No,
Speaker 2: only in an unset Creature Dragon flashback guy, rip.
Speaker 1: Ass correct grip ass with flashback be unbroken. This is
Speaker 1: very cool because it's a ramp card that costs five
Speaker 1: yes is what the fuck? He's a fourmat of planes walker.
Speaker 1: It's number one ability, which is why I initially played it.
Speaker 1: Is plus one draw card and add one man out
Speaker 1: of any color sure. Holy shit, it's second ability doesn't
Speaker 1: fucking matter. Its last ability is minus eight. Search your
Speaker 1: library for any number of dragons, put them into play. Ooh,
Speaker 1: I've never used that. No, neither will I because that
Speaker 1: thing is gonna die immediately. But it's gonna get me
Speaker 1: a card and a mana.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that people put this into their dragon
Speaker 2: deck thinking this is awesome in a dragon deck when
Speaker 2: it ain't because it's gonna die.
Speaker 1: It ain't unless you're playing. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: you ever heard of card rhyme, little card called doubling season,
Speaker 1: because then you can just play him an altim right away.
Speaker 1: But again, spoiler, I'm not so we can't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doubling season and this is ten mana. Go get
Speaker 2: every card in your deck pretty much, yes, like five
Speaker 2: mana for this, five mana for doubling season.
Speaker 1: Yeap, put them into play and then everybody's okay, swee,
Speaker 1: let's play in the game. You don't even have to
Speaker 1: like tell them the math. It's just you start putting
Speaker 1: dragons onto the table until everybody scoops you.
Speaker 2: Well, you put the one onto the battlefield that deals
Speaker 2: damage equal to the number of dragons you control whenever
Speaker 2: any dragon ETPs. So you put that one down first.
Speaker 1: They all come into play at the same time.
Speaker 2: I know, but just just kind of as a formality,
Speaker 2: Oh said, show, I got this one. It's gonna enter
Speaker 2: and deal like two to you. And then I got
Speaker 2: this one. It's gonna deal three, This one deal four,
Speaker 2: this one de five, this one deal six, this one
Speaker 2: deal seven, and then you just go until it's like,
Speaker 2: I've got twenty more. I don't even know it's exponential
Speaker 2: damage at that point.
Speaker 1: It's not even exponential cause one of them is gonna
Speaker 1: do like thirty.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it gets higher every time. I don't remember
Speaker 2: what that math word is. Yes, Anyways, what do we
Speaker 2: got Breaching Dragonstorm? This is a card that you like
Speaker 2: from the new set as well.
Speaker 1: Now we're into cards that are they're gonna discount our stuff,
Speaker 1: We're gonna pay less to get more, and this one
Speaker 1: is kind of like going to Fusion Gaming the way
Speaker 1: shit you can say this is and this is even
Speaker 1: more than five percent because you're gonna pay five and
Speaker 1: you could get something that costs eight that's like thirty percent.
Speaker 1: Do you know why I don't play the er dragon
Speaker 1: in this deck?
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you, why.
Speaker 1: Not because he costs nine. Oh that's and I can't
Speaker 1: get him off of breaching dragonstorm.
Speaker 2: I suppose you could dragon cascade past him and be
Speaker 2: okay with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nope, not gonna. I want to cascade into anything
Speaker 1: I play, and this card lets me do it. So
Speaker 1: I pay five it comes into play, I basically discover eight.
Speaker 1: That's where you go down until you find something that
Speaker 1: costs eight or less and either play it outright or
Speaker 1: put it into your hand. And then if a dragon
Speaker 1: comes into play, this enchantment back to your hand and yep,
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, what you get might be a dragon, which
Speaker 1: will immediately put it back in your hand and then
Speaker 1: you can play it a game.
Speaker 2: Yeah A man, I need to get another one of these.
Speaker 2: I need I need one of these.
Speaker 1: These are cool and car lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so we got some quick hits coming up here.
Speaker 2: We've got a dragon lord servants a dragon cost producer.
Speaker 2: We've got a dragon Speaker Shaman that's a cost producer
Speaker 2: for two. It reduces by two that is, and here
Speaker 2: we go. I don't know if you know this about me,
Speaker 2: but this is one of my favorite cards of all time.
Speaker 2: This is. I think this is on the list of
Speaker 2: cards that every single time I've ever cast them in
Speaker 2: my life, I've won the game.
Speaker 1: Have we ever played this on the show? Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah, brother, because it's not very often
Speaker 1: that we play.
Speaker 2: A dream Halls dream Halls Blue Blue three enchantment. Any
Speaker 2: player can discard a card to play a card that
Speaker 2: is the same color from their hand. Yes, Nope, that's
Speaker 2: fucking wrong. They don't need to be from your hand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so if you can cast stuff from your graveyard with
Speaker 2: I don't know, yog moths, will if I discard a
Speaker 2: red card to my yog moths, will I can cast
Speaker 2: or when I play to Young Mothswell, I can also
Speaker 2: cast that red card from my graveyard.
Speaker 1: Their dream Hall is real good, real good card. It's
Speaker 1: obvious why it's in there, right, Yes, everybody knows. You're
Speaker 1: playing Draco Genesis. You have Draco Genesis and a red
Speaker 1: card in your hand, you play it, you win the game,
Speaker 1: or you can just go dream Hauls.
Speaker 2: Discard literally any card in my deck tmat Yeah, that
Speaker 2: also works.
Speaker 1: Yes, it doesn't need to be from your hand. Discard
Speaker 1: any card in your hand that has a color play
Speaker 1: tum At get five dragons, play at least two of
Speaker 1: them based on just what you found.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and quite important actually that it says, rather than
Speaker 2: pay the manecost for asspell, it's controller made, discard a
Speaker 2: card that shares a color with that spell. So I
Speaker 2: can't discard my soul ring to play my whatever sundering
Speaker 2: Titan if it gets on banned, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Yes, have a color specific color.
Speaker 2: This is important. But yeah, I can discard my frickin'
Speaker 2: blue card to play my team at. Yes, you can,
Speaker 2: which I love. Yes, Okay, let's see here Fist of
Speaker 2: sun Pey Wuberg to play anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes everything five, Yes, Gorklaw, terror of Calcizma.
Speaker 1: It makes your big dudes cost one less, who less
Speaker 1: who less? Holy shit, that's even better than I thought
Speaker 1: it was. Yes, when you attack, it makes your dudes
Speaker 1: big and gives them trample.
Speaker 2: UNTI let him turn because that's what we need.
Speaker 1: And if you're watching the show on the on the internet,
Speaker 1: which should be, you'll see that I'm just playing it
Speaker 1: because I really like the printing, like the care Bear
Speaker 1: one from the Secret Layer, and I always try and
Speaker 1: play my Secret Layer of cards where I can, and
Speaker 1: I really like that one, So she has a home
Speaker 1: in Dragon.
Speaker 2: You mean your hyper collectible cool things that have a
Speaker 2: higher secondary market retail value that you love and that's
Speaker 2: why you purchase them. You actually play with them, yeah,
Speaker 2: instead of hoarding them in some box or binder somewhere
Speaker 2: never to see the light of day because ooh they.
Speaker 1: Might get damaged.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I'm gonna prox you because I'm worried that
Speaker 2: my spells will get damaged. I would never do that,
Speaker 2: even though their triple sleep correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, just play bring them along. Let other people
Speaker 1: enjoying too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe somebody never seen one of these in real life before.
Speaker 1: They want to hold it up in the light and
Speaker 1: turn it around. They can see it in the things.
Speaker 1: See how shiny it is? Very cool.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Those are neat cards too, like those ones speaking a
Speaker 1: very cool monster manual.
Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, this is mill five. Then return a creature
Speaker 2: that you mold to your hand.
Speaker 1: That's its adventure.
Speaker 2: That's its adventure. And also it's got a green one tap.
Speaker 2: You may put a creature from your hand onto the battlefield.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So that's like Quicksilver Amulet or Elvish.
Speaker 1: Piper Dracogenesis not a creature, but but we have fifteen
Speaker 1: giant bros that are creatures that could all come in,
Speaker 1: plus the ones that are in the combo section, plus
Speaker 1: all of our ramp creatures, plus all of our good stuffs.
Speaker 2: So we're doing Okay, you could play or dragon with this.
Speaker 1: I could just saying, but he's not on the deck,
Speaker 1: so say just.
Speaker 2: Saying, what do we got? What we got? Tell another
Speaker 2: legacy staple.
Speaker 1: But goes in the same deck as dream Halls. If
Speaker 1: you show and tell your dream halls and then you
Speaker 1: win or.
Speaker 2: Your omissions, yes, or your grizzle brand or that yes. Yes,
Speaker 2: so this is Blue two Sorcery. Each player may choose
Speaker 2: a artifact, creature, enchantment, or land and put it directly
Speaker 2: onto the bee.
Speaker 1: And I learned. I looked into this a little bit
Speaker 1: just to like see some of the intricacies. So when
Speaker 1: I go to play, there's no confusion. Everybody picks their
Speaker 1: thing and then it goes into play at the same time. Yes,
Speaker 1: then any ETBs resolve in like the dactive player non
Speaker 1: active player order. Yeah, it's not like you play show
Speaker 1: and Tell and do your thing and then oh Brando
Speaker 1: played a dragon. Oh, man, what am I going to
Speaker 1: play from my Show and Tell?
Speaker 2: Now? No, everybody decides, And once everybody decides, then yeah,
Speaker 2: you just flip them over or lay them down at
Speaker 2: the same time so nobody can change. It's just a
Speaker 2: little bit of a dexterity thing that has become an
Speaker 2: issue in magic's past. Yes, because people try to game
Speaker 2: the Oh well, you have to go first kind of system.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't. With Show and Tell, it's very important.
Speaker 1: It's an important thing that's that's recognized.
Speaker 2: I don't think I own a Show and Tell. Really,
Speaker 2: that's a travesty that seems like a card I would
Speaker 2: very much play.
Speaker 1: Absolutely it does. I have four of them, and in
Speaker 1: my binder they're on the same page as my dream Halls.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's good. Those cards weren't standard together, I know,
Speaker 2: with Hilarian Academy and Memory Jar and Lotus Pedal and
Speaker 2: Mox Diamond and most importantly freakin' Stroke of Genius. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you could make like one hundred men on turn
Speaker 2: one and then stroke your opponents to.
Speaker 1: Death, stroke them until they die.
Speaker 2: Oh man, do not Google. Yeah, that's how you go
Speaker 2: out to man.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna go I mean it's a
Speaker 1: way you can go. Yes, not the worst.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the next card.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Oh, Academy rectors, same standard format, Academy rection.
Speaker 1: This is our kind of the good stuff section. These
Speaker 1: are the things that people I assume are gonna know
Speaker 1: that we're gonna play. Academy rection is what is a
Speaker 1: one two for four, one of which is white. When
Speaker 1: she eats shit, you can exile her instead of putting
Speaker 1: them into the bin. Find an enchantment, put it into play.
Speaker 1: The enchantment is dracogenesis, and then you try and win.
Speaker 2: Yes, very much so, yeah, yeah, very much so. Then
Speaker 2: we've got a crux of fate. Is that what this is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cruck of fate.
Speaker 2: This is this. This is the sweeper that destroys all
Speaker 2: non dragons.
Speaker 1: It's all it's all dragons or not dragons in our case,
Speaker 1: it's all not dragons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very much so. Then we've got in light and
Speaker 2: tutor searches for an enchantment. We've got a gamble that
Speaker 2: searches for probably what would be an enchantment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, We've got.
Speaker 2: An idyllic tutor that searches for U.
Speaker 1: You guessed it in chat Man.
Speaker 2: We've got a rain of riches. When it enters a
Speaker 2: betfold create two treasure tokens, and then the first spell
Speaker 2: you cast this turn from Manna of a treasure gains cascade. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a cascade card that I don't play. Why
Speaker 2: not because I'm an idiot. I should.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: I just I just don't own it.
Speaker 1: I like it because there's a dragon on it, and
Speaker 1: there's treasures everywhere, and I just think it's cool. So
Speaker 1: I say that one.
Speaker 2: He's so cute and happy in his little treasure.
Speaker 1: Like he's like Scrooge McDuck in the coins.
Speaker 2: It's really cool McDuck and the coins. Man, I want
Speaker 2: to get one of those tonight. I want to get
Speaker 2: my coins.
Speaker 1: Mcdied Rhythm of the Wild. Our creatures can't be countered,
Speaker 1: and they have haste plus one plus one counter when
Speaker 1: they come into play. It's always haste.
Speaker 2: Thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Now, get coined baby?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh, tiller engine, this is a new one. This
Speaker 2: is what I need to do in my garden. Yes,
Speaker 2: till it up maybe and power up, power over and
Speaker 2: put some posts in. Not a euphemism. I actually need
Speaker 2: to do some actual outside manual labor.
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible. Yeah that's fine, because you broke your
Speaker 1: leg last year, could do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: So this is a one three for two. When it
Speaker 1: comes into when a land comes into play, tap under
Speaker 1: your control. You can either a untap it and use
Speaker 1: it right away or b tap something and opponent controls.
Speaker 2: Whenever a land enters the battlefield tapped. Why can't it
Speaker 2: just be landfall untapped target land.
Speaker 1: Or because then it would come in and you tap
Speaker 1: the land and you untap the land you just tapped.
Speaker 1: You'd play your guys, grad'll tap it for ten untap.
Speaker 2: It and tell Yeah that's pretty stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be just too good. And so this
Speaker 1: we don't we're not going to talk too much about
Speaker 1: the land based but I am playing a bunch of
Speaker 1: triomes and a bunch of lands and a bunch of
Speaker 1: like five color lands that come into play tapped. So
Speaker 1: like it's a little bit it's perfect manner, but it's slow.
Speaker 1: So Tiller Engine is kind of the card that takes
Speaker 1: me from slow to not slow.
Speaker 2: I don't actually hate it because of that. Like the
Speaker 2: tap mana, the tapland mana base is tough for birds
Speaker 2: of Paradise and cultivates and all of those kinds of things.
Speaker 2: But frickin' oh.
Speaker 1: Never having to count a colored pip is really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Tiller Engine, I actually really like. I like
Speaker 2: Tiller Engine. Not that this is a stacks deck, but
Speaker 2: I like Tiller Engine where it's like, I want to
Speaker 2: play five colors and not care about anything, And this
Speaker 2: gives me a way to not just like get incidentals,
Speaker 2: like no chipens when Tiller Engine exists. Probably especially if
Speaker 2: I go like fetch Land with Tiller Engine in the battlefield.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go, and then you've got.
Speaker 2: A three three or a four four and I haven't
Speaker 2: played any dragons yet, And you go, okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: move to combat, And you go, okay, I'm gonna crack
Speaker 2: my Fetchland, find Jetmere's garden, Triome, tap your guy yep.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, crack my Fetchland, Crack my Fetchland, find
Speaker 2: in Dota Triome, tap your flying Blocker. Yeah. Okay, I
Speaker 2: like this card.
Speaker 1: That's a good card. It's versatile. I like that one lots. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now we're into the combo section, baby, Baby, Now we're
Speaker 1: talking about the combo things. The thing that the whole
Speaker 1: deck runs on is Draco Genesis enchantment for Red red six.
Speaker 1: We can pay rent, we can play nothing instead of
Speaker 1: the Manecosta Dragons we play.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Draco Genesis stays on the battlefield, not like
Speaker 2: dragon Storm, not like until end of turn your shit
Speaker 2: games free, not underwear breach direct, No, just.
Speaker 1: Forever, just forever, as long as it's there. Of course
Speaker 1: you won't need another turn.
Speaker 2: But here we are as long as you have them
Speaker 2: in your hand. Like if if you could ramp to
Speaker 2: eight and didn't want to cast team At for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: I can't see why you wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Maybe you had Tamat, you tutored, she died.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I guess if you tutored yah yah yah yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: did you put her in the bin?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay? Ok player for free? Right, Okay, So what
Speaker 2: are we gonna do here? Let's find out?
Speaker 1: You know, we have the first card here is a
Speaker 1: This is like a in between playing Dracogenesis in the
Speaker 1: beginning of the game. Have we played a Dragon Tempest?
Speaker 1: Is Dragon Tempest in play?
Speaker 2: Yes or no? Is contingent on whether the combo works.
Speaker 1: It does change one of the dragons we could get
Speaker 1: because one of the dragons I'm playing one that's arguably
Speaker 1: not very good a game because I own it, Okay,
Speaker 1: and we can find something better if we have a
Speaker 1: dragon Dragon Tempest in play instead.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it a read. Do it enchantment for
Speaker 2: Red one, Red one? Okay. Whenever a creature with flying
Speaker 2: enters the battlefit under your control, it gains haste until.
Speaker 1: End of k Yeah.
Speaker 2: So your dragon that has flying, if it doesn't have haste,
Speaker 2: now it does. Also whenever a dragon enters about a
Speaker 2: fil out of your control, it deals x damage to
Speaker 2: target creature or player, where x is the number of
Speaker 2: dragons you control.
Speaker 1: It says creature or a player, doesn't it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Sure, oh my god? Okay, okay, Dragon Tempest. If we're
Speaker 2: gonna go and play a bunch of dragons, nay, have
Speaker 2: dragons ETV. We're gonna do damage equal to dragons.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: We're gonna move forward to dragon Lord callagon. This is
Speaker 2: Culligan water Dragon.
Speaker 1: Now, this is the I like that. I like that
Speaker 1: a lot. This is the this is the one that's
Speaker 1: arguably not very good. Okay, he gives all dragons haste.
Speaker 1: He has flying in haste, he's a six five for six,
Speaker 1: and then he's got an ability that literally will only
Speaker 1: kill your friend that's playing releudless rats or bunnies or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sure what I mean. So he's the but if you
Speaker 1: have Dragon Tempest, you can get a different dragon if
Speaker 1: you want, sure, because he's the one. He's the haste enabler.
Speaker 1: He's the one that makes it so when you have
Speaker 1: all your huge dudes and you can swing in on
Speaker 1: that turn to make sure that anybody that's still alive isn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you could use as a haste enabler karthas
Speaker 2: tyrant of Junda. Yes, you could also do that.
Speaker 1: Those up end dollars Rando don't own one.
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay we are next up, next up, laughless Dragon.
Speaker 1: I'm playing the children's doodle version in this.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is an important combo piece, very much.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Okay, whenever another non token dragon enters a battlefield under
Speaker 2: your control, create a five to five red dragon creature
Speaker 2: token with flying right, So this is gonna et be
Speaker 2: and it's gonna see all of the other things that
Speaker 2: are also et being if you're casting them with dracogenesis
Speaker 2: after and it's gonna give you five fives, and those
Speaker 2: five fives are also going to trigger the Dragon Tempest.
Speaker 2: They're egg gonna gain haste and be they're gonna deal
Speaker 2: by this point, uh you know, three then four, then five,
Speaker 2: then six, then seven, then eight as you continue to
Speaker 2: cast dragon spells. Yes, okay, we're gonna move on to
Speaker 2: Scourge a Valcus is a good one, flying four to
Speaker 2: four for zero with dracogenesis. When Scourge of Valcus or
Speaker 2: another dragon enters a bat a field under control, it
Speaker 2: deals x damage to target creature or player, where x
Speaker 2: is the number of dragons you.
Speaker 1: Control, which of course is several.
Speaker 2: Three then four, then five, then six, then seven at
Speaker 2: the same time as.
Speaker 1: Dragon Tempest.
Speaker 2: Dragon Tempest doing the same thing. This is like the
Speaker 2: redundancy that acts as a damage doubler. Yes, okay, then
Speaker 2: we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1: This is one of the big boys.
Speaker 2: We're actually gonna move ahead. Actually to the final one
Speaker 2: is Udvara Hellkite six y six flying haste with Frickin'
Speaker 2: Dragon Tempest and dragon Lord Kligon flyer for zero. Whenever
Speaker 2: a dragon you control attacks, and they all will because all.
Speaker 1: Gonna have haste. That's right.
Speaker 2: You get a six six red flying Dragon creature token
Speaker 2: onto the battlefield.
Speaker 1: Which will which we'll finish pulverizing the guys that have
Speaker 1: two and three life left, and then all of your
Speaker 1: attacks go into buddy who's gained a bunch of life maybe,
Speaker 1: and then they eat shit. And if they don't eat shit,
Speaker 1: now you've got a bunch of blockers too.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because they're all going to attack. And remember
Speaker 2: they're all gonna deal four and then eight and then sixteen,
Speaker 2: and as they come into place this.
Speaker 1: Point, they're gonna start at twelve. I think I think
Speaker 1: I did the math, and I think they start at
Speaker 1: twelve each and they all come into play at the
Speaker 1: same time, so they all see each other. So you're
Speaker 1: starting at twenty four.
Speaker 2: So when all of that happens, and the final one
Speaker 2: you're gonna cast is it's gonna be a storm scale
Speaker 2: Dragon brand New. This one of my favorite cards in
Speaker 2: the deck, and it's a six drop four to four flyer.
Speaker 2: It's gonna have haste. Other dragons you control all get
Speaker 2: plus one plus one. But remember you've cast Tracogenesis, dragon
Speaker 2: Lord Caligan, Laughless, Scourge of Alcus, and udvar our hell kite.
Speaker 1: Storm and TMAT and TMAT.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you do TMAT on the same turn, why
Speaker 2: wouldn't you because drac because Dracogenesis cost eight and TMAT costs.
Speaker 1: Not TMAT costs fucking zero. Because she's a dragon.
Speaker 2: Oh you cast Racer Genesis first, Yeah, and then I'm
Speaker 2: an idiot. Okay, that's six, and then you cast your
Speaker 2: your storm scale dragon. That's seven. Oh yeah, it has storm,
Speaker 2: so all of your dragons are gonna get plus seven
Speaker 2: plus seven. After all seven of these dragons enter the
Speaker 2: battlefield dealing frickin forty nine and sixty two and eighty six, and.
Speaker 1: Then they all have freaking haste and then they're gonna attack,
Speaker 1: so that the game is essentially over at that point.
Speaker 1: And I'd like to point out, if you're listening to
Speaker 1: the pre show, I had a thought, well does this work?
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna find out live on the air
Speaker 1: if it did work, and hold it does?
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, hold on, there's one more thing.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, if anybody was still alive and you have
Speaker 2: any man a left laughless, can also go red one
Speaker 2: fire breathe your whole team.
Speaker 1: If anybody made it through all of that, then, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so check this out. Okay, Dragon Tempest and Scourge of
Speaker 1: Balcus both say damage equal to dragons to target creature
Speaker 1: or player. Yes, sir, there's no reason that you can't
Speaker 1: target your team mat and put her back in the
Speaker 1: zone and play her again, and five five more dragons
Speaker 1: and play those two and then do it again to
Speaker 1: find five more dragons to play again and keep attacking,
Speaker 1: just in case somebody has gained an obscene amount of life.
Speaker 1: It's like, uugh, I have a thousand life. Look at me,
Speaker 1: I have four digits. Fuck that hit them for twenty
Speaker 1: five million ish. Put them in a ground. That's a
Speaker 1: really good idea. Put them in the ground.
Speaker 2: You did you?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 2: Actually? Just like, did you think about yourself?
Speaker 1: I thought of that on my way over here, just
Speaker 1: you could.
Speaker 2: Scourge of Valkis your own shit, just so you could
Speaker 2: play it again for free with Draco Jenesis.
Speaker 1: That's right. I'm so smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: And what do we get with them? So these are
Speaker 1: the big boys? Are the reason people like playing dragons
Speaker 1: is because dragons are fucking cool. And I've got a
Speaker 1: bunch of the cool ones that I own.
Speaker 2: In the deck.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they're all good.
Speaker 2: You know that I really like non deterministic combos and
Speaker 2: just really big brain thinking through the deck and how
Speaker 2: do I use every single one of my one hundred
Speaker 2: pieces to just barely tweak the last nipple to kill
Speaker 2: somebody to McDuck their last coin.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: Well, and man, that's what this is.
Speaker 1: And you know that either could tell him to suck
Speaker 1: gas evildo were like dark wing duck and then just
Speaker 1: take him down.
Speaker 2: This is still non deterministic, I know, but it's pretty
Speaker 2: damn determined.
Speaker 1: Only for like one person.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's look at some guys.
Speaker 1: Ancient bronze dragon Okay.
Speaker 2: D twenty gets plus ones equal to roll. Yes, onto
Speaker 2: two things. Let's onto two things. Oh yeah, because it's
Speaker 2: a seven to seven Okay, ancient copper dragon D twenty
Speaker 2: on attack and it gets that many treasures.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see if I can do all these. The
Speaker 2: white one gives you on attack one to one fairies
Speaker 2: fairy dragons. Oh, because oh that's actually good, very cold
Speaker 2: get twenty.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's probably the one that you get instead
Speaker 1: of dragon Lord coling. And if you have a dragon
Speaker 1: tempest already.
Speaker 2: Uh Yeah, that's pretty good because this will have haste.
Speaker 2: Oh and it's a seven to ten.
Speaker 1: It's a seven to ten. Yes.
Speaker 2: Also that what the ass?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Ancient silver dragon eight eight flyer on attack draw cards
Speaker 2: equal to.
Speaker 1: D twenty, undamaged to player draw cards equal to D
Speaker 1: twenty and no maxim han size for the rest of
Speaker 1: the game. So you're gonna draw twenty cards and do
Speaker 1: not have to just card any of them then play
Speaker 1: all of them for free because they're playing Drago Genesis
Speaker 1: and you didn't know that you could dragon tempest your
Speaker 1: own Tamat, yes, correct.
Speaker 2: Yes, or for some reason Tamat is stuck under.
Speaker 1: Like an old ring or something like it.
Speaker 2: What's the tree? What's the one that makes it a
Speaker 2: zero four tree? Oh no, just kill it then, oh
Speaker 2: that makes it a dark stale bug wrecket. You gotta
Speaker 2: you gotta exile it then yeah, yeah, that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: My goodness.
Speaker 2: Oh man, all these full ard dragons have nice pictures.
Speaker 1: Stay cool. I don't have the black one. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm not playing. Oh we get a fucking life, I
Speaker 1: know a world render.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is flying trample six four attacks gains double strike. Yes,
Speaker 2: whenever it or whenever a dragon you control. Oh, in
Speaker 2: case they were alive.
Speaker 1: Still exactly, just in case they were gonna pull through
Speaker 1: on that, like three hundred points of damage, you're gonna
Speaker 1: attack them for now, it's six hundred yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: very good. Yeah, it's a solid, solid magic gathering. Oh
Speaker 1: a sushi the blazing sky. Yeah, this is when it dies.
Speaker 1: Choose one, right, ye, choose one, exile the top two.
Speaker 1: You can play them till in turn, or you create
Speaker 1: three treasure tokens or those are the choices.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, that's good. Okay, Descendant dragon, what decadent dragon?
Speaker 2: I don't know what this one does.
Speaker 1: This one draws cards off of your opponent's library on
Speaker 1: the adventure side, or it's a giant dude that makes
Speaker 1: treasure token an attacks.
Speaker 2: That's fine, yes, gold span dragon, and we all.
Speaker 1: Know this one right, I think that has to.
Speaker 2: Be attacks, becomes a target, artifact becomes a treasure.
Speaker 1: Well, whenever it attacks or becomes a target of an
Speaker 1: ability mech treasure or your treasure taped for two, sack
Speaker 1: for two.
Speaker 2: I guess all your treasures Demanta doublair, if you have
Speaker 2: treasures with treasure cloth oh yeah, shut out to Mac.
Speaker 2: This is one of his favorite commanders.
Speaker 1: Mac loves Cloth.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I don't even know what
Speaker 2: freaking does. It's a flying haste four four for seven.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, it's a good deal. Whenever Cloth unrivaled ancient attacks,
Speaker 2: add x man of any color lay combination, where x
Speaker 2: is the total power of attacking creatures. So like six
Speaker 2: hundred and spend this man only to cast spells.
Speaker 1: You can't activate abilities that way. You can't just use
Speaker 1: it with relentless assault to just win.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, because that would be an infinite combo,
Speaker 2: like with what's the hell kite hel kite charger heal
Speaker 2: kite charger? Yeah, yeah, you got one of those in here. No,
Speaker 2: probably should Nope, fine, don't want to, Yeah, don't need to,
Speaker 2: certainly not.
Speaker 1: Oh shout out to our boy.
Speaker 2: Uh, Mike was playing this on the next sidewalk Slam.
Speaker 1: So if you like Team or Dragons like I do,
Speaker 1: tune into that. You're gonna see lots of that Miriam
Speaker 1: Sentinel worm.
Speaker 2: Whenever another non token dragon enters a battlefield under your control,
Speaker 2: you create a copy of it, except it isn't legendary,
Speaker 2: so this is gonna act as a damage doubler for
Speaker 2: your scourge of Boucas.
Speaker 1: So second run of of your of your team, Matt,
Speaker 1: you find this and then not only do you have
Speaker 1: a bunch of flying, hasty, double striking dragons that do
Speaker 1: a billion damage when they come into play twice because
Speaker 1: you're gonna get three dragons now and whenever they attack,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get more dragons. Now. You'll be even you'll
Speaker 1: dragon even harder. Oh my god, how hard have you
Speaker 1: been dragged? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, answer yes, nesting dragon landfall, you get a dragon.
Speaker 1: Landfall, Make egg egg die, make dragon yes.
Speaker 2: And dragon has fire breathing yes, yes, old gnaw bone.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I wish that. I wish that the lost
Speaker 1: episode of Sidewalk Slam season three existed. Sidewalks or sidewalk
Speaker 1: slam No sidewalk slambone. Sidewalk slambone is a seven to
Speaker 1: seven that says, whenever a creature we control deals combat
Speaker 1: damage to an opponent, you make that much treash. It's
Speaker 1: not just her, it's any dragon or any creature we control.
Speaker 1: You just make treash.
Speaker 2: I want to get sidewalk slam boned. Man, me too, Oh,
Speaker 2: I want that what what would that feel like?
Speaker 1: Probably awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't google it.
Speaker 1: No king shaming in nation.
Speaker 2: Uh, parapet Thrasher.
Speaker 1: This is a new one. Yes, the commander decks for
Speaker 1: dragon Storm.
Speaker 2: It's gotten nineteen lines of text on it. That's how
Speaker 2: I know it's new. It's a four to three flyer
Speaker 2: for four. Whenever one or more dragons you control deal
Speaker 2: combat damage to an opponent, choose one that hasn't been
Speaker 2: chosen this turn. Destroy target artifact that opponent controls. This
Speaker 2: creature deals four damage to each other opponent. I like that.
Speaker 2: Exile the top card of your library. You can play
Speaker 2: at this turn.
Speaker 1: Now, if we hit three players with three things, do
Speaker 1: we get to pick all three modes three times? Is
Speaker 1: that how that works?
Speaker 2: No, When one or more dragons you control deal damage
Speaker 2: to an opponent, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn, so.
Speaker 1: You can pick all three if you've hit all three opponents.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's how it sucks. Yeah, it's bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible card.
Speaker 2: But this is a fine dragon to play like on
Speaker 2: turn three because it's a four power flyer. That is fine,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna maybe draw you a card or it's gonna.
Speaker 1: It's just a treasure.
Speaker 2: Blow up a thing, Blow up a thing, blow up
Speaker 2: a thing, or draw you a card.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a good early early gamer.
Speaker 1: Oh Ramos dragon Ine. We forgotten about him, didn't we? No, No,
Speaker 1: we didn't know.
Speaker 2: I'm really like you. How many times I've lost to
Speaker 2: this card? Fucking lost like one hundred. Yeah, man, and
Speaker 2: it's got five colors and it's freaking textbox free go loos,
Speaker 2: free go free coalition victory. Okay, so this is six
Speaker 2: six for four to four for six. Yep, it's an
Speaker 2: legendary artifact creature dragon size nine font on the text
Speaker 2: line there flying. Whenever you cast a spell, put a
Speaker 2: plus one plus one counter on Ramos for each of
Speaker 2: that spell's colors. See tmat and infinitely tmatting and remove.
Speaker 2: You didn't even fucking get that far, did you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So infinitely tmat through your dragon combo and remove five
Speaker 2: plus ones from Ramos, you know, after it's got infinite
Speaker 2: number on them. To add wooburg two times to your manipool,
Speaker 2: so you can actually make infinite manna with that combo.
Speaker 1: So if somebody, so, even if some asshole had infinite life.
Speaker 1: You can just give him infinite plus one power and.
Speaker 2: Kill him theoretically, yes, mainfinite plus one.
Speaker 1: Like that's how i'd say it, Like I've picked an
Speaker 1: arbitrarily large amount of life to have. Okay, bro, I
Speaker 1: get another turn, sweet, I will make this the arbitrary
Speaker 1: large number plus one and kill you with it.
Speaker 2: Yes, arbitrary plus one. Do you have flying blocks? Do
Speaker 2: you have an arbitrarily large flying blocker? No they don't, No,
Speaker 2: they don't. Okay. Last card is Savage vent Mom.
Speaker 1: It's a four to four for six. It attacks you
Speaker 1: get red, red, red, green.
Speaker 2: And green. I like this card. I wish it didn't
Speaker 2: cost six. Mean if it costs five and gave you
Speaker 2: a haste and then post combat you could cast a six.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be better, Ryan and Branda.
Speaker 1: Of course it would if it had haste, which it can, right,
Speaker 1: don't forget dragons for dragons Tampescuss bucket two. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but could swing in for four for free?
Speaker 2: I sort of suppose, yeah, sort of fun lay away, yeah,
Speaker 2: fun lay away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still need six or.
Speaker 2: I guess four if you have a cost producer, But
Speaker 2: that's just like, oh yeah, draw ramp cost your cast
Speaker 2: or six drop. Duh, this isn't gonna be the one
Speaker 2: that I cast. No, so this could maybe be one
Speaker 2: that is, like, hey man, if you actually wanted to
Speaker 2: play this deck, maybe this is the one that you
Speaker 2: cut and put a test protection in for heroic intervention.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Swords to plow Shares.
Speaker 1: Actually want to play. It's in my bag over there
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm taking it to EDH and M after.
Speaker 2: We're done recording. There we go, I'm gonna play it.
Speaker 2: There we go. Okay, well that's the last card.
Speaker 1: That's the whole business. That's the whole Yeah, forty three
Speaker 1: land because like I want lots and I need to
Speaker 1: have targets for my things. That basics. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I'm playing like seven or eight basics only.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 1: So it's it kind of is what it is, but
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be cool. And the land base again,
Speaker 1: it's greedy as hell. I would just eat shit to
Speaker 1: blood Moon aside from the fact that dragons are red
Speaker 1: so I can still play. And I think the deck
Speaker 1: is gonna be a lot of fun to kind of
Speaker 1: to kind of just dick around with. I think it's
Speaker 1: casual enough that nobody's gonna get too cheesed. No, if
Speaker 1: I win after I play a eight man of enchantment,
Speaker 1: unless I play the eight man on Enchantment on turn
Speaker 1: two with the show and Tell and then win, because
Speaker 1: I can't hypothetic that that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hypothetically you could do that if you went like
Speaker 2: sol Ring on turn one, show and Tell on turn
Speaker 2: two and you and you started the game with the
Speaker 2: Draco Genesis Show and Tell sol Ring opener.
Speaker 1: Oh, and you would need an untapped.
Speaker 2: Land on turn one. Also, yes, so that's like a
Speaker 2: four card opener because I just checked one island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one eyel But I have all the shocks and
Speaker 1: I have all the fetches, six islands, so that's enough.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's more than six islands, isn't it. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess it's several islands, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, You've got Cavernous Souls command Tower, You've got
Speaker 2: a City of Brass, so it's all there. The manabase
Speaker 2: is actually over a thousand dollars, and as far as
Speaker 2: budget goes, some of that.
Speaker 1: Is printings for the record. Some of that is ridiculous printings. Yes,
Speaker 1: hav An Arabian Nights, fucking City of Brass and like
Speaker 1: a right, like it's yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's just from collecting a long time. And
Speaker 2: this is, uh, this is what I would call a
Speaker 2: legacy deck, not that it's legacy the format, but this
Speaker 2: is the legacy of Uncle Brando's collection and things that
Speaker 2: he loves and things that he's always wanted to do.
Speaker 2: And what a what a fantastic way to showcase not
Speaker 2: only your collection, but to like exemplify the format, right yeah.
Speaker 1: And do the thing.
Speaker 2: Hey, dragon, do you remember when these cards were in
Speaker 2: freaking standard at the same time and they go, what cards?
Speaker 2: And you go, I don't know, show and tell omniscions,
Speaker 2: but it's actually omniscience is actually dracogenesis. I'm gonna cast
Speaker 2: my commander for free, Tutor cast everything for free, kill
Speaker 2: my commander, and infinitely loot my whole deck. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and make infinite manag.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you every dragon of my decks. I
Speaker 1: think that they're really really cool. Die.
Speaker 2: What if you fucking stroke a genius them instead the
Speaker 2: miser's stroke of genius in my Tamatt deck. You know, Brando,
Speaker 2: it's Commander. Everything's a Miser's Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: What, I'm gonna cut savage Vetmon put stroke of Genius
Speaker 1: in here. I think or brain freeze would be really good.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: I think that would be really fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you say, oh, this brain Freeze must have
Speaker 2: dropped in from my tokens box because I play that
Speaker 2: guy that makes the brain freeze and the Black Lotus
Speaker 2: and the what's that guy? Olo No, Jared Karthalion or
Speaker 2: sure something, you know the guy he makes brain freeze
Speaker 2: and then yeah, brain Freeze his target player draws X cards,
Speaker 2: so you could you could just about.
Speaker 1: How do you find it?
Speaker 2: Though? How do you find it? Like, how do you
Speaker 2: guarantee find it? Because it's not a dragon? You don't
Speaker 2: do you just do you draw? How do you draw
Speaker 2: your whole?
Speaker 1: Dad? Well, you don't. You just have it that one time.
Speaker 1: You just have it that one time. That's one of
Speaker 1: those cards. You only have to do it one time.
Speaker 1: And you got to do it to somebody that's gonna
Speaker 1: get real not salty about it, but it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, they're gonna understand what you've done. Do it
Speaker 1: to Corey, Yeah, yeah, Cory and g Off.
Speaker 2: People people online don't know those guys. Unless you do,
Speaker 2: then you do.
Speaker 1: Then are bro. There are some of our bros that
Speaker 1: play yeah, yeah, as longer longer than me, and they
Speaker 1: would understand the sheer idiocy of that happening because I
Speaker 1: play three thousand damage worth of guys and then fucking
Speaker 1: mill you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I wish my binder was here right now.
Speaker 2: That what a great representation of both of us. Hey, right,
Speaker 2: Like you're just like, man, I'm gonna hit you guys
Speaker 2: like somebody get a calculator and they're just doing the math.
Speaker 2: It hits four digits, it hits five digits, and it's like, actually,
Speaker 2: Ryan told me to do this instead brain freeze mill
Speaker 2: you for ten thousand. Oh fuck no, do it with
Speaker 2: blue sun zenus so you can reshuffle it and get
Speaker 2: it again. Yeah, I play the mill good bitches. That's
Speaker 2: how you draw your whole deck. You draw your whole
Speaker 2: deck except one card, and when it shuffles in.
Speaker 1: It's your one card. Beer beer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's beer, bear, bitches.
Speaker 1: You've done it.
Speaker 2: That's how you do it. Strengths and weaknesses, real quick.
Speaker 1: Strengths and weaknesses. The strengths are this is awesome, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: this is awesome and super fun, and it plays a
Speaker 1: cool combo. It plays lots of eighty h centric card
Speaker 1: I think the average converted manecost of this deck is
Speaker 1: like six or something like that. It's outrageous.
Speaker 2: It's not even that high.
Speaker 1: It's not even that high.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Give me that ship. It's gotta be really hot.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know where to find it.
Speaker 1: I don't know where these things are. But the point
Speaker 1: is it plays lots of fun stuff, and if the
Speaker 1: combo doesn't work, you can still play because you get
Speaker 1: to play all the big bomb ass. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: would expect.
Speaker 2: It's still dragons.
Speaker 1: The weakness is is I'm playing one piece of removal,
Speaker 1: zero interaction, and everybody is gonna see Dracogenesis coming. So
Speaker 1: if somebody just holds there is Dracogenesis is an enchantment, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's a red spell with blue art. I don't
Speaker 1: actually know what it is, but somebody's gonna hold up
Speaker 1: a disenchant and just.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and uh, you know what the other weakness
Speaker 2: is if you do want to do this exact thing,
Speaker 2: moving it into the budget section, it's twenty three hundred
Speaker 2: dollars if you wanted to go and purchase this. If
Speaker 2: this is the kind of thing that if you went
Speaker 2: to Fusion Gaming Online dot com and they actually had
Speaker 2: every single card in stock, you could use c CEO
Speaker 2: Holiday Promo code and save five percent off the ridiculousness
Speaker 2: of this day in this case, it would actually be
Speaker 2: a fair dink and chunk of change. It would be
Speaker 2: like frickin' one hundred and some dollars.
Speaker 1: Keeping in mind, these are special printings like the dragon
Speaker 1: Master outcast that like the one that makes your dragons
Speaker 1: cost two less. It's a forty cent card. Mine is
Speaker 1: forty dollars because it's foil. Oh yeah, the only one
Speaker 1: I own.
Speaker 2: So it it's from Scourge and it's the foil. It
Speaker 2: isn't the thirty cent one like you said from the
Speaker 2: C seventeen Commander deck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So lots of these cards are going to be
Speaker 1: easy to come by, I mean not easy to come by,
Speaker 1: but like not difficult to come by and certainly less
Speaker 1: expensive than the ones I'm playing here. The land base
Speaker 1: is something and we always kind of talk about this,
Speaker 1: you should be building towards anyway.
Speaker 2: Great way to trade up and actually play the cards
Speaker 2: that you collect and open and own, get the get
Speaker 2: the lands.
Speaker 1: And hell, if you've got a tiller engine, just buy
Speaker 1: a five color pre Connell bit you'll go just as
Speaker 1: fast as I do. Let's not be let's not split hairs.
Speaker 2: Here, right, like, yeah, that would be. You know what,
Speaker 2: over the course of your magic playing career, maybe you
Speaker 2: have a couple three color pre cons that you can
Speaker 2: just say, oh, here's my five dollar manna base, and
Speaker 2: then you put your tiller engine in for frickin' well,
Speaker 2: it's fourteen bucks the version you have, but I'm sure
Speaker 2: the wide the non widescreen version isn't as much. And
Speaker 2: then you have a little bit of staying power because
Speaker 2: at least you're not gonna get rocked quite as quickly.
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