Speaker 1: H penis.
Speaker 2: Oh and it all turned it back on properly. Is
the first time I'm relying on this working the way
I wanted to. Yes, good Hello, it's us, Hello, what's up?
Speaker 3: Penis?
Speaker 2: Shut nice, shut your mouth, peace, shut your mouth, peace,
stop it.
Speaker 4: Stop that now, cleaner, piste, big, big penis.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to hit the button.
Speaker 3: I want to hit it.
Speaker 2: Come on, do what I bumped into I bumped into on.
I know this is I was like, no tangent and
we started. You know, I sent it to some of
you on TikTok already it was a K pop demon
Hunter's fucking Mini a m B with Nikhige's fucking nice
guys finished last uh for the for the guy from it.
You guys remember that song?
Speaker 3: I love that song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh that's that's classic Internet. Back in the day
when people making music videos. How do they do this?
How did they organize more than four people into one location?
Speaker 3: That's crazy?
Speaker 2: Nice finish, but.
Speaker 6: Funny button don't get copyrighted. But it's not copyrightable because
this is a meme.
Speaker 1: I love what is that?
Speaker 3: Amazing?
Speaker 7: That is?
Speaker 3: That is fucking vibes.
Speaker 1: Though the episode of Gilligan's Grave.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to that nineteen.
Speaker 8: Watching it emotionless, emotionless, just.
Speaker 6: Up.
Speaker 9: Nothing beatsa jet to just the carriage of the Pitts.
It's missed so true because it's.
Speaker 1: Spot my god, holiday, it's just Desmond's death.
Speaker 7: Oh my.
Speaker 1: Just bobbing down the river.
Speaker 5: Oh that's fucked holiday, going around dying in the world.
Speaker 10: For fifty you can take as almost two hundred pounds
off for a family of one.
Speaker 5: Only one.
Speaker 2: Alright, it's almost take off and I should someone say
they'll leave care.
Speaker 3: I think my Beyonce is in my living room. I'll
be right back.
Speaker 2: I don't care. That doesn't sound like a me thing.
Come back here, Welcome back to Gilligan's Grave and Tails
Sumus Domino, Session forty eight. We were working around before
we started playing. We're fucking around now. Welcome back.
Speaker 5: There's us. What you've been for a while.
Speaker 2: It's us. It's we've we've been been windowy and you
are looking pretty good. It will be for a while.
And that's justice. Wow, Well back one of us walked away.
Speaker 5: Have you here?
Speaker 2: It wasn't you Justice, I can always count on you.
Maybe that one, on the other hand, that one's let
me down.
Speaker 11: Time and time again.
Speaker 2: Anything of the he's not your job is my least favorite.
Speaker 3: It was just Chase talking to Tara, and I know
I'm Job. I know I'm your least favorite.
Speaker 5: I know I'm Job.
Speaker 2: I don't care for Job.
Speaker 12: I don't care for Carrie.
Speaker 2: All my players equally, I don't care for Carrie.
Speaker 3: That for real, that's so fucking true, though I'm the worst.
Speaker 2: All right, someone's gonna have to tell me what happened
last time. It's gonna be up to this big old dice. Oh,
I accidentally multiplied it, so I guess I'm gonna roll
two of them and then I'm gonna divide it in half.
I didn't didn't specify round up a round down. I'll
just take the first one. Break didn't what happened last time?
Speaker 3: Thank god?
Speaker 2: Ooh.
Speaker 1: We went and found Maurice. We were like, hey, Maurice,
we're not dead Maurice, and he was like great. We
fought a bunch of bugs. They elbow dropped us before
we got to Maurice. Then we told Maurice were okay,
and he's like cool, oh, yes, it was little baby skeletons.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he was like I can give you
the hook up and we were like hey, yo, right.
Speaker 7: We were like, we gotta go.
Speaker 12: And then he was like, you want to wait like
a little bit and I'll get you some stuff and
we were like fucking it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We were like we have five minutes and he
was like, okay, but what if I got you potions
and stuff? And we were like we have two hours. Yeah.
Speaker 12: We were like, we could give you a whole last
day if you can give us that ship.
Speaker 1: And for some reason, Pepper's connection was horrible, but we
all hated We all hate it, and even a navity
a Savaty anyway, so we all decided to catch some z's.
Speaker 5: Did I just have a stroke?
Speaker 2: What tunnel? Did I just come out of?
Speaker 1: Understood, savy?
Speaker 5: I'm having a strong having a strong.
Speaker 3: Als?
Speaker 5: Yes? Oh no.
Speaker 1: So we got it all up and in Savaties, I
don't see what.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm already just don't mess it up more.
Speaker 1: Oh I love you and I will always but we
that was I would say, and then wait there was more.
Lori and Maurice discuss the non fatherhood of Quintes feller
Bilt and also the whole You're probably not welcome home
are you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was rough rough out here for Laurie.
Speaker 1: It's okay. The family are the friends you make along
the way and not the ones that die.
Speaker 3: But they come back. We gotta deal with you.
Speaker 2: Fuck die, You're not part of the family.
Speaker 13: All right now, Okay, tonight we make a kiss Pey.
He killed Desmond, he killed him slowly, but now will
be the ones who Slaynna.
Speaker 3: You're the fucking bard here. God damn, what the fuck?
Speaker 14: That was great of my.
Speaker 2: Knee a bird? We feel they're like in a group,
they're the one with like the magic songs, but there
was a like an objectively better performer in the group
who is like a better singer and songwriter. But the
bards like mine can do magic just something. Yeah, yeah,
too warm for that layer.
Speaker 15: In a parallel universe where Lilia didn't become a pedal Knight,
she would be an in scriptor.
Speaker 2: I I released a basically amounts to a fan fiction
scriptor in one of those books.
Speaker 3: I need to do Oh my god, I need to
do it so bad.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, I'm gonna move us
back to the screen that has the stuff, the stuff
screen to the screen I keep mistaking my button that
says this song which is called Dread and Curiosity. I
keep thinking it says bread and curiosity.
Speaker 16: It could be above true.
Speaker 1: I was on the episode where you guys said you
ate me when I wasn't there by the way, and
then you all got the gingerbread joke all at once,
and then I was like, ah, I love my friends.
Speaker 2: So team. It is currently Friday, the seventh of December.
The year is seven fifty six of the Second era.
H can't remember what nomenclature I used, but the one
that is with the with the Red Retina Empire falling,
with Thesomnian Empire falling, and now it's everyone's one war
and the world's been bad for almost eight hundred years?
Is that one? Is that age? It is currently one
PM because I believe you guys decided that you wanted
to settle in and take a proper long rest, so
we pumped everything ahead by six hours. Oh that guys,
that what that was?
Speaker 1: Evity I seventy. So we went and done and took it.
Speaker 7: What am I saying?
Speaker 3: That doesn't make no?
Speaker 7: I get it.
Speaker 14: I get it.
Speaker 2: It's not that I don't get it.
Speaker 1: You just don't want to engage with it.
Speaker 2: I know this game, there's like a psychic wall.
Speaker 1: We've done this song and dance for years. Logan, shall
we dance?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm no better at it than when we started. Me neither,
So everybody, could you explain to me? You guys didn't
hut because you're in the middle of the town. Could
you briefly explain to me where you went to try
to rest uh and what your plans are for moving forward?
Speaker 1: So if I remember correctly, you guys are welcome to
correct me. We decided that the dance basically where Maurice
was staying. We're like close the door.
Speaker 2: Wasn't You guys definitely left that it was in the estate.
Speaker 1: Well, and I'm wrong. Thank you for correcting me as
I said you should. Then I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Was a lower level of the mctro state.
Speaker 12: And then we left, But I don't know where we
left to fucking hunker down in. Oh No, it was
just like somewhere fucking random because I was like, fucking
Laurie's Hut rituals.
Speaker 7: I did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're hanging out Laurie's Hut.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about zy Laurie's clubhouse.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 12: You didn't you name it going down?
Speaker 3: Yep, Laurie's clubhouse.
Speaker 12: Laurie spelled completely incorrectly, but it's Laurie's club.
Speaker 1: Luri is sting yep.
Speaker 2: All right? Then is there anything you guys want to
do during that six hour period apart from like sleeping
and resting and easing your weary bones? Desmond, what do
you want to do? Yeah, sound of water stop.
Speaker 1: I don't have a whole lot of it, but you
can have my brain.
Speaker 5: I'm probably gonna change books right quick.
Speaker 2: All right, you change off your books everybody else? How
about you?
Speaker 7: M M, I don't have a lot.
Speaker 14: No, I think I'm good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to rush get my shirt back?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Do you know there's nothing I can do ritual wise?
I have any incense, so I can't.
Speaker 5: How would you get incense?
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't make no sense?
Speaker 3: I know, but how would you get it?
Speaker 16: Like?
Speaker 1: Where would we get it from a store? I'm hoping
I've got my fingers toes and tail cross that Maurice
pulls up with some incense.
Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 12: If we have retroactively asked him if when he's picking
up stuff, if he happens to see any incense, could
he brings them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's kind of just going around hitting people up,
being like what can you possibly spare?
Speaker 3: So yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Trust Maurice, and you know, if he's able to.
Speaker 3: If he's not, that's all good.
Speaker 1: We got to put it in our ubernoes.
Speaker 2: You appear to still have one use of find familiar,
ah all, unless you just weren't marking down the thing
under your resource some section.
Speaker 1: I've been marking. I've I've been doing my due diligence.
I think it's up to you if you want to
say that's there?
Speaker 2: Did I sound like I was in any way confident
when I said what I said? Just now you lie
to me, and I believe you, damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't want to, And so I'm telling
you genuinely, I do not know. But I have been
trying my best to be good at counting my spell components.
If you decide that Pepper finds at the very bottom
of her bag some incense that she is absolutely forgotten,
I will be very thrilled.
Speaker 2: You're trying to keep back what's on your sheet, not mine.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't, but I don't want to be like, yes,
I have one left, because as.
Speaker 2: I don't know one other way I can phrase, you
can have it without being more direct than I have been.
You will stop asking me to tell you no.
Speaker 6: So funny, but like I feel like I'm stealing, I'm
giving it.
Speaker 2: For the fourth time. I don't care have it.
Speaker 14: I'm just like les caam bring me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't expect justices impersonation and its accuracy. Pepper
finds this box of incense like slams or fist on
the floor, cries a little bit. Hold so often it's
gonna okay.
Speaker 2: Stole that incense from the House of uplifting, blown to orphans.
Speaker 3: You monster, that just so fucked up.
Speaker 1: Well, if I don't get this figured out, I'm going
to wearing them to Basco. I don't want to think
how many times I overlook that. Okay, and now I'm
going to go burn it. Where do I go to inventory?
Speaker 2: I go to resources. You're not giving me a lot
of faith that you knew where to keep track of
it right now.
Speaker 1: But it's been okay, it's been a long time since
I summoned him, because I summoned him and then he
wasn't even dead.
Speaker 7: But I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Furst, Resource, I'm gonna fucking top of your sheet
your weapons?
Speaker 1: Are you for real adventuring supplies?
Speaker 2: No, top of your sheet, big heading, says Resources.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, oh my god. Okay, it's zero.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, zero now because you're doing it.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, gay and I hold my little Tabesco unwillingly
as it is like a little there's like a she
squeezes him.
Speaker 2: Damn here here you go, here go Tabescar.
Speaker 1: Oh the baby to.
Speaker 2: Basco as I didn't mean to share that, but there
it is. You some in your little pseudo dragon. It
pops into existence. You give a little squeeze, it lets
out a.
Speaker 3: That's literally what I've been doing.
Speaker 7: To Catski like I'm like, hi girl.
Speaker 12: I'm And then Chase is being like, fucking Catski, have
you considered I'm.
Speaker 3: The stalks for um, but the stalks from them down, like.
Speaker 1: Is some some form of this pet owner debaucher. It
getting all the kisses. There's stressed kisses too, so they're like, oh,
definitely like holding the stingertail back. See he wants to
sting me too, Laurie.
Speaker 7: Ship, Yeah, but that's what.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just I was about to ask.
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about what that says about me.
Speaker 12: Once you're done, Like, can I can I put him?
Speaker 1: You may trash?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's are you sure?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, I want to dragon.
Speaker 3: I want to dragon tobasco logan.
Speaker 12: If I try, okay, I'll wait until he wakes.
Speaker 1: If I try, I think that was slinette.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 12: If I don't just go right in for the pet,
if I give him like a.
Speaker 17: Little bit of my rations, if I'm leaving, he does
like cheese.
Speaker 3: If I'm leading cheese, okay, I know I'll give him
whatever my rations are. If I lead with a treat.
Can I have advantage on my animal handling?
Speaker 2: Why don't you roll me a persuasion check? Oh you
be to see if you're gonna get advantage on your
animal Handkay.
Speaker 3: I forgot, I have great persuasion.
Speaker 2: Let's God, shouldn't have said that, Carrie. Oh nice, Sure
roll animal handling with advantage.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm gonna get this dragging a fucking like.
Speaker 3: Here comes the one, Here comes the fucking.
Speaker 1: One comes on the one fifty.
Speaker 13: I rolled one and I sucked up the same because
I rolled one again.
Speaker 2: Throw you back on your bart god damns, Holy she
was the dancing bar to could but stop, sir that she.
Speaker 1: Had spin on it baby blade style.
Speaker 8: God blades, spin on it her style that game when
I was obsessed with Murley.
Speaker 13: God damn, she spun and bounced on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of water or what are you
doing something with a dragon?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You put you offer it a piece of dried meat.
As you do, it lets out a little extends its
mouth and like it's neck as far as it can
to let a little trumpeting snarl at you. You just
put the food forward, just kind of into its mouth,
and as it is eating, like a distracted cat, you
managed to.
Speaker 12: Like Katski at the vet with yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm betting you it's happening.
Speaker 7: It's happening.
Speaker 1: Well don't it's one.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god, Oh my god, it's happening.
Speaker 7: Oh the crap.
Speaker 1: He's so dry.
Speaker 18: Yeah, he's so he's so dry.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he's slimy. But you try not churat into that.
Speaker 7: Tabasco.
Speaker 3: Can we be friends?
Speaker 7: Are we friends?
Speaker 19: Now?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Continuing to pet him.
Speaker 1: I've been like white knuckling the talon tail to this point.
Speaker 3: You get married.
Speaker 2: Occasionally just doing little shaping towards largest.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I kind of Letabaco.
Speaker 2: Puffs a tiny puff of smoke toward Laurie and then
looks away from them when they finish eating.
Speaker 12: Okay, I'll stop petting you.
Speaker 3: I don't want to like overpet you. I don't want
to like overstay my welcome.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you did.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of kid.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's great.
Speaker 7: I don't know why animals don't like me.
Speaker 3: It's it's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. I think sometimes.
Speaker 3: Something is wanted.
Speaker 1: Nervous, you come a little nervous, and they don't really
know what to do with that energy. Like when I what,
I'm never nervous.
Speaker 3: I'm brave and fine and secure and manly.
Speaker 5: I've never nervous.
Speaker 1: Sometimes a little nervous.
Speaker 3: No, I'm nervous. What's that? I've never felt that way.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, raight, good job.
Speaker 3: Lory, thanks me. Anyone else want what.
Speaker 1: Anyone else wanted? That's the emotional support familiar.
Speaker 12: I don't think anybody gave a fuck about petting Tabasco
except me.
Speaker 5: Well, I have no reason to care about pett.
Speaker 3: Exactly a long time ago.
Speaker 6: God damn it, it's like me and my real cats.
Speaker 12: Like that's the thing, is that like me and actual
animals are so good.
Speaker 3: I don't know why these D and D animals fucking
hate Lori.
Speaker 1: Goddamn wait what.
Speaker 12: Did he Doatsky's literally got a pause on my feet
right now.
Speaker 15: Girl, Just imagine, after all this time, all this trauma,
this tribulation, just looking at Lori. Freaking Tabacco just pulls
out a pair of schetes, just points at him. Kids
are all.
Speaker 8: Right, healings happening.
Speaker 1: Finally, you said.
Speaker 20: That, and given practices, beef with Glintus might just be
a Valor built thing.
Speaker 3: My god, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we did, we just immediately so much.
Speaker 2: Something creatures don't like the Valor bilts.
Speaker 20: Damn damn something something radiation you give off bad juju
to summoned creatures.
Speaker 3: Huh. Interesting.
Speaker 1: It's only uphill from here.
Speaker 5: It's quite literally downhill.
Speaker 6: We have to go into the pits relatively soon whenever
more he gets back with whatever stuff he found.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we gotta put hustle on that step when
we start heading down.
Speaker 5: We have people.
Speaker 2: Fine, I was hoping that may follow noise. Darn boom
boom boom boom boom. I got it, Thank you. You guys.
See on the outside of the hut, which is hecking
opaque from the outside by the bye, uh you do
see as you guys are focusing uh tiny old Maurice
with a big old satchel on their back, knocking on
the side of it and kind of slowly walking around
looking in like a little bit too far up, like
in that way that you might like put your head
against like a window when it's like too reflective, and
trying to look through it as they're trying to look
up and they can't see anything through it, Like, hey,
is this I really hope this causes you guys. Otherwise,
if it's not you guys, that's good. It's just like
I could have taken another weird thing.
Speaker 1: Well that's good, but this isn't weird. We're pretty much
done resting a figure, Laurie. Do you wanna take a
step out so that this magic can cease?
Speaker 3: You're you're cool from my clubhouse to go.
Speaker 5: I got no reason not to.
Speaker 3: I'll do it. Do you shop in the clubhouse?
Speaker 2: You step outside the spears.
Speaker 5: There it is.
Speaker 2: I can't make any of my sounds today, I'm off
the sound game. I normally I'm good with props and stuff,
but I got a fucking heavy on bottle, not only
as your water trash, but I try to do a
hollo noise at your bottle and just what the fuck
is that? Scott run useless? I throw it across the room.
You can't hear it, but I useless to have beyond
your bad water and your bad bottles. It's true anyway.
Speaker 3: Do you know that backwards is like?
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't think it is.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 1: What you got, Maurice.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to look at it to
prove it that it's not. But I feel like then
they'll be tricked. Are you tricking me?
Speaker 7: I'm not.
Speaker 2: You're talking about that a couple of days ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh it.
Speaker 2: Is right because he and the iron not in the
place that I thought that they would be right. You're correct?
Speaker 7: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: Did you know the fucking beyond backwards is skeptical?
Speaker 20: It's actually there's a streamer I was talking about someone,
you know, Gullibles on the ceiling.
Speaker 2: I turned to the camera up and Gullible was written,
that's great, Maurice. After you guys pop out of your thing.
You guys are all fully rested. Maurice maneuvers around their
large satchel, their large them size. Howe do you guys
hear prominently what sounds like the clinking of glasses of
metallic vials from within it as they spin it around.
I managed to get quite a bit together. There was
a lot of people who were hoarding goods in case
they needed them, who are not being entirely straightforward about
whether they could whether they could spare any might be
the way to put it for you guys when you
were going after the cult. But since the town is
how it is, and after and since I told them
all that you guys were gonna go fix this whole
root thing, they were all willing to give up a
lot more than they had.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: Nice You see him put it down. He puts out
like a little little tiny cloth, he like places it
on the ground, and then relatively carefully kind of pours
the contents of the satchel down onto it. It is
for the most part elixirs and potions, a great deal
of them. Use guys also see among them there are
some things that you recognize. There are four potions of
greater healing or three potions of greater healing, four potions
of superior healing. Oh my god, there are two scroll
tubes that are within there. You guys see two bundles
that are healers kits, and you see three antiitoxins. Beyond that,
you see elixirs of different shapes and sizes that a
total one, two, three, four, five other elixirs among the lots.
And I'm going to put everything that he's brought back
to you into the party sheet.
Speaker 1: Wow, Laurice, you really went for it.
Speaker 2: The party sheet that still has two hemp and rope,
one tinder box, sixteen torches and thirteen torches.
Speaker 5: That's all gone.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 2: Where is this from? Remind me why is this all here?
Speaker 3: Were people discarding things organized alone.
Speaker 2: Over pat I put it all into the thing to
save a time. If you wish me to, uh. The
elixirs that are in there, because you would be able
to identify them pretty quickly, are elixirs that go by
the following names. There is one of each apple bone,
broth defining ideal which you've had before, Elvin, study, Night eye,
brew and watching Still. You can look at those and
click on them as you wish to to figure out
what they do. I can summarize them very quickly for you, though,
if you want me to. I'm just getting them all
up on my screen, defining ideals that one that lowers
some of your stance and ups others randomly, so apple
bone Broth. Until next time you complete a short long rest,
you roll a hit die plus your constitution mod multiplied
by your proficiency bonus, and your hit points increase by
that much. Your maximum hit points increase by that much.
So for you guys, that'd be a hit die plus
proficiency bonus or a hit die plus con bonus multiplied
by your proficiency bonus. Until next time you complete a
short or long rest two watching still is. Your wisdom
score becomes eighteen, unless it was already higher, until next
time you complete a shorter long rest night eye brew
dark vision out to sixty feet or increases by sixty
feet until the next time you complete a shorter long
rest Elvin study. Until next time you complete a long
rest not short rest. You do not require sleep to
complete rests, as long as you spend the time you
would normally spend sleeping performing minimal activities. So basically, just
you don't have to sleep over your next rest and
defining ideal, as I already told you, guys, is the
one where you roll a D six to determine one
of your ability scores. Sorry, it increases by one D six,
but you randomly determine which one it is, and you
do the same to decrease one.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I give Desmond.
Speaker 2: That's true, and it worked out for him. You guys
may decide where these elixirs and such are going to go.
They are in the party sheet. Also the scrolls when
you read them. I want to just delineate them these
very quickly. The scrolls. Let's see, the only only two
of you in the party can read these, that being
Lawrence and Pepere. I was wondering if they are scrolls
of hold Monster, which is like hold person but it
works on anything.
Speaker 1: All right, don't get any weird ideas, kid, what you
want to take one? I'll take one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, that sounds.
Speaker 1: It sounds fair to me. I'm gonna put down this,
look stir up and fucking staring at for a minute like.
Speaker 11: Mm hmmmmmmmm.
Speaker 1: You already don't need to sleep much, do you, scarn?
Speaker 3: I don't sleep, look at all?
Speaker 5: Well, I kind of a trance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, huh you rest.
Speaker 1: I rest interesting. Mmm, let's see.
Speaker 12: Does anybody like anybody excited about anything? Anybody want anything?
Back vision, go for it, dude, Now fine with you
taking that?
Speaker 5: The help was Miami. Okay, I didn't see it. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind having the apple bone broth, although it
makes me want boots with the fur.
Speaker 3: I was thinking it.
Speaker 2: I will note I should probably go to people who
I'm not going to tell you what to do, but
it proves people that are going to take damage should
probably Oh wow, I can't believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, Lily hasn't a jest to
get anything like, yeah.
Speaker 1: You should have the apple bone broth. I mean, your
your fur and everything's already like shiny, and you know
you should take.
Speaker 3: This one brother girl with the fur, with the.
Speaker 1: Fur, Yeah you shouldn't. Yeah.
Speaker 13: I I will absolutely remember how to use this.
Speaker 2: I have no action. He can click on it. It tells
you how to do it. Just make sure that whenever
you put these in your inventory, you mark them as
equipped so they show up on your your action.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I would have forgott I know you's funny.
Speaker 14: My other armor has never been equipped until now.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 14: Oh no.
Speaker 2: The reason for that is because it got taken off
one time whenever you were taking captive.
Speaker 14: I believe I never put it back up.
Speaker 7: Damn damn.
Speaker 2: Been Breezy had to beat theirs at her own game,
Bunny Biddy's Busting Booble.
Speaker 14: Oh hell you bunny Buns.
Speaker 13: How do I take the apple boom broth into my inventory?
Speaker 2: You just drag it on, Drag it by the little
blue gem, drag it by the there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, on your inventory.
Speaker 2: There you go, and then make sure it's marked as
equipped next to equippeted.
Speaker 5: Okay, I grabbed the name.
Speaker 1: That's crazy showing the night Brew and the inventory around.
Speaker 5: I don't even know where the inventory is.
Speaker 12: I'm gona be real, you gamers, okay.
Speaker 6: But it's over here on the right where there's nothing,
and I can't see it because it's white on yellow.
Speaker 5: It doesn't look good.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it doesn't doesn't if I had any control
over my eyes, my eyes, much like with the card widget,
I can't do anything about it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: No, that's not you. It's just like I, why were
you not?
Speaker 2: I agree? Those should be black.
Speaker 5: It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding that there should be someone trying to hoard
all these.
Speaker 6: Never mind, I'm taking one or two these potions healing.
I'ma hold on to a healing kid because I don't die.
Speaker 5: Often.
Speaker 1: Yep, I don't take one and the terrorist at all.
Speaker 12: I can heal you, guys, so I don't really need
like a lot of potions of healing. So I feel
like you guys should have potions of healing so that
you can get me back up.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not gonna complain if.
Speaker 5: I have like one, you like the healer's kid as well,
one of them, only one.
Speaker 2: He just everybody knows use an action to use one
of its ten uses, and you can stabilize a creature
that's your hip points so they stop making death saves.
But it doesn't heal them. You need to heal.
Speaker 12: I think I know how to use a healer's kid
because again, you don't.
Speaker 2: Need proficiency to use them for their base purpose. If
you have if you're proficiency, or if you have the
feet that goes with them, then it lets you use
them to give hit points. But if you don't have that,
then they can be used to just stabilize people at
zero automatically.
Speaker 12: Okay, but anybody can do that, right, yeah, okay, so
someone who doesn't have like healing spells and ship should
take that then, even though like I'm basically the healer
that we have, but I have the spells, so peeps
who aren't me should have ways of.
Speaker 6: Healing another one of the greater healings.
Speaker 1: Hell ya, I tend to eat a lot dirt.
Speaker 12: I'd like to snag a superior if you all don't mind.
Speaker 1: I think we got enough of those to go one
per pose, And don't you think at least right now,
and you know, all things considered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, five, there's only four people in this party. Wow,
that was ow nice.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you can fuck as you did there.
Speaker 3: I hated what you did there, but that's great.
Speaker 21: God damn yes, oh amazing.
Speaker 5: I got my load out. Oh yeah, I'm gonna do
this because.
Speaker 2: Apparently we did.
Speaker 1: We heaved and even in navitated, so we navidad all
the way.
Speaker 5: I didn't put my back, I think.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah, just does wisdom mm hmmm mm hmmm.
Who who benefits best from a good wisdom.
Speaker 3: From getting their wisdom? Shut up?
Speaker 1: I would I would like to be wiser.
Speaker 16: Yes, Saron, Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1: I need anything else that type of thing. It didn't
go well.
Speaker 20: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna get a back door. M anybody can
use a healer's kid who wants to day.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah I could, I mean ship, why not
get it? Yeah? Those look like super.
Speaker 3: You, I believe you. Mm hmm mm hmm.
Speaker 1: There's still things in the nore are we put some
fun around these elixirs because I can hold on to
a couple of them.
Speaker 6: They exist again, I literally did. I got my potions
that I got my potions. I'm fine.
Speaker 5: Elixir. I don't need yeah to.
Speaker 1: Find an ideal which is like a little bit of
a you know, Lana Lana hold the wheel a moment,
and then there's the one that makes you not sleep.
I don't really need that, right we we discussed. I've
never seen it a liquid for him. Usually it's more
well anyway, is no just gonna I guess I'm taking
oven study.
Speaker 5: I'm holding onto divining.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, there's one more. And I noticed there's
still a greater healing and a superior healing.
Speaker 7: I think leaden grabs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lily, What you doing girl?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I ain't.
Speaker 14: I ain't grab.
Speaker 5: Y She just grabbed the blue. Over to your inventory?
Speaker 14: Yeah, which one am I grabbing?
Speaker 7: The last? There?
Speaker 5: Yeah? The greater.
Speaker 14: Okay, you guys want me to have those?
Speaker 3: Okay, what are we doing? These anti toxins.
Speaker 1: I'll take one if anyone's gonna get poised that I'll
also take.
Speaker 3: One in case you get poisoned.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, Starn and Lily are currently have the fewest
anti tooxins in the party. Pepper has five.
Speaker 5: Lawrence I have one, so I thought.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm putting.
Speaker 16: I think I had one watching the party.
Speaker 14: Oh, Lilia took hers.
Speaker 2: That's that's correct.
Speaker 3: I'm chilling. I put in the party, and I still have.
Speaker 2: I need more anti toxin, says Lawrence, dropping the anti
toxin into his anti toxin backpack that is only used
to carry anti toxins.
Speaker 3: Listened them if I need them. I've never had to
use the Yeah, what if I need them?
Speaker 2: One of the final boss is like a big mushroom god.
Speaker 1: And we will be ready.
Speaker 5: Then we will be ready.
Speaker 14: I am immune.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: There are now three anti toxins.
Speaker 1: All right, just force my hands, all.
Speaker 2: Right, it's to my knowledge, Scarle and Lilya still only
have one. Oh maybe that maybe that part didn't update.
Maybe that part didn't update.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I have one and then one. I didn't
put them.
Speaker 2: I clicked the thing. It's now updated. Yes, okay, good,
you have two and you have there's still four hanging
out in.
Speaker 6: The Okay, I'll just joint all the another one another one.
Speaker 5: How many do I need? I'll die this one.
Speaker 14: I have three, I think, now I have four.
Speaker 5: Now I have five?
Speaker 2: There and we go. We cleared it out. Whoao, because
if we didn't, that would have been sitting there and
at least four more times by the end of the campaign,
we would have opened this thing and been like, why
is there naanty time.
Speaker 5: And a rope?
Speaker 2: All right, you guys, take all of the items. Make
sure that you have them all marked as equipped so
they can be used.
Speaker 5: Yes, sut shirt shirt shirt shure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maurice sets aside the backpack, the big old satchel that
he brought them, and he sets it off to the side,
rebundles his cloth that he used to pour them all
onto the ground without breaking them, puts it inside of it.
That's out of breath, you see that he is visibly tired.
He clearly was doing a lot of running around. He
is a tiny man.
Speaker 1: You got your steps in today.
Speaker 2: That's for sure.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you, add, you know, helping us get all
of this. This is I mean, this is a hall, Maurice,
it's a lie.
Speaker 2: It's basically everything the town had left. A lot of
them didn't want to give this stuff up, but I
was persuasive.
Speaker 5: Thanks, He gives a sheepish nod.
Speaker 2: Hm. Well, I was looking around. I bumped into so Oon.
Oh we have to, don't.
Speaker 5: We have to meet up with him anyway to get
back down.
Speaker 2: He's he's waiting near the exit from Lowtown that heads
down into the deep River pit. He says that he's
gonna wait there until all of you are ready and we.
Speaker 5: Have a goal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the game is a foot.
Speaker 6: Thanks for this giant hall of stuff. Well you, well,
you're a huge help man.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that you guys had to trouble yourselves to
come and get me out of the estate. I probably
should have been fucking my head out more.
Speaker 6: I can understand why you didn't. If you probably did,
worse things would have happened. I know, worse things happened
to us.
Speaker 2: Now that we've controlled the town back, we'll try to
organize things while you guys are gone.
Speaker 5: Awesome.
Speaker 6: Oh, make sure you guys don't turn into a cult
out of nowhere, unless it's a cool cult.
Speaker 1: I'll be cool with a cool col I don't think there's.
Speaker 5: Puppies or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like a veritable qut cult sort of deal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think that'll work out.
Speaker 1: But you don't like cutes, no comment at this time
that would.
Speaker 2: I would say, Laurie that you should be brave, stay strong,
be your mother's kid. But you look like you're zoning
out right now.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Oh you just do you.
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: I'm sure he would say thank you if he wasn't
cross out and drooling lucky Wow.
Speaker 5: Of course, oh thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm off, which means this is the last moment once I,
once I step out of sight, I'm gonna I'm gonna
d load. I have no more events until you come
back from your mission. So if we don't think of
my now, Laurie, then this is gonna be He puts
on the backpacks like twenty feet, this is gonna be it.
You can't just you can't just wait, but no, I
gotta go down here. Oh you got okay, Well it's
a different chunk. So as soon as.
Speaker 3: What's happening, race, we're going.
Speaker 1: He's back.
Speaker 3: I found this really cute cat, Catski, come on, do it,
do it. Don't embarrass me, don't embarrass me. Come on
hit him with it, please please, cats come on for
the bit, for the bit, for the bit. Don't just
bap the mic. Oh you're so cute. I found this
cute silent cat. Oh see there it is.
Speaker 22: There's a there's at Yep.
Speaker 12: It's based on the cat I've ever fucking heard.
Speaker 3: It's crazy as well. I was so distracted by it.
Speaker 5: Potato that.
Speaker 3: Potato.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, please God our past.
Speaker 2: Yeah but no, Maurice's uh handshake, brother Harry put down
the kiddie cat.
Speaker 3: No I did.
Speaker 12: I I was just I went to get my meds
and then quickly get the pill out and then I
dropped the pill on the floor.
Speaker 3: And it's a mess today, y'all.
Speaker 1: Like for the last time.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm back in front of you again. Now, yep,
no here, I am, but.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 12: This is this is honestly, it's incredible, like you've really
really helped us.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to tell you to stay brave,
be strong, be your mother's kid.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm.
Speaker 3: I can't really not do that, Jesus, all.
Speaker 2: The things that I said previously I wanted to say
to you. Make sure you guys come back okay, so
that we can get out of here. We'll have the
whole town ready to mobilize and get out of here
once you can. You come back with a way to
break through these vines.
Speaker 1: Don't wait up on us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, we have to.
Speaker 5: You literally have to.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, don't wait up?
Speaker 5: Get out.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be We are banking one hundred percent
on you coming back with a solution.
Speaker 3: That kind of pressure.
Speaker 2: My god, we have no other solution. If you didn't
come back, we will all start here for it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no pressure that all of the pressure.
Speaker 2: Yes, no pressure.
Speaker 7: Away we go.
Speaker 1: I reckon that so much. Spit for no.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what you said to do, you said in
through the nose, out through the bath.
Speaker 1: My god, I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 5: I'm doing this, you said.
Speaker 3: I'm doing what you told me to do.
Speaker 7: What is the issue.
Speaker 1: It's like fucking torrential, damn the poor with all that
spit you. Oh well, Molly, wap you here in a second.
Speaker 5: This is a normal occurrence movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Only will be fine. No, we will make we will
do it.
Speaker 3: We got this. We'll get Denimond back. We're gonna fucking
do this, you guys. Just I'm so riped. We're gonna
get We're gonna save everybody.
Speaker 7: We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Wizard, wizard, we're wizards.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it screams.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 3: Mike, it's it's it's a war cry.
Speaker 1: It's an adhd thing.
Speaker 7: What is it? What? What? Mm hmmm?
Speaker 13: Those don't exist in this world of spell it what
spell is that?
Speaker 5: Added?
Speaker 2: Adah add.
Speaker 1: Okay, I ditches. If we take much longer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll find so.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm a little bit some more safe as you can.
Speaker 2: The whole town's are both as safe as it can be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like an enclosed space again.
Speaker 2: Oh, how broken is he?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, he's doing okay, Okay, he's tired and small.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I feel you on that, brother, real so true. Bestie,
mm hmmm. All right, come on, let's get on and get.
Speaker 5: We're getting on and getting.
Speaker 7: Away.
Speaker 1: We go.
Speaker 6: You guys meet something we're going.
Speaker 5: Is it the same deep River pit and we're just
going down every time?
Speaker 2: Or the place who's being described waiting is like, ah,
hold out the way to hold up there?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Right, I was thinking right out right near the
deep River pit. Sure, we'll go there. I want to
check out the house. What is there anything else in
the house that I should check out?
Speaker 2: You guys, head out through the Temple of the Moon
Rabbit Maurice Despawns. He's no longer an asset. He's deloaded,
he has no more event triggers. If you try to
find him, you won't. If you did, you find me
talk to him every time. You guys will make him way. Well,
keep thinks safe here. We'll keep things safe here. You
guys make it back. Can Can you go till downtown?
Head back down to Lowtown. As you pass by your home,
there is nothing in it that is any different than
last time you were there.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Your family, as far as you know, is still up
in the cry in the undertow Primary HQ. They have
not relocated back here perfect perfect abscond.
Speaker 1: What the music the music ascond?
Speaker 5: Yeah, just left, just gave up. It just gave up.
Speaker 1: I like it, just like all the good things.
Speaker 2: It despawned to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was with Maurice.
Speaker 23: He was with Maurice.
Speaker 2: It was tied to Maurice. It's event flag was tied
to Maurice. Oh alright, As you guys had that way
and your head through lowtown, you see a familiar sight, uh,
a familiar uh, lonesome elven boy man standing looking down
in the direction the rivers are flowing toward deep river pit.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. The wind, the.
Speaker 2: Wind, the wind.
Speaker 1: H Hello.
Speaker 13: I never found out where those cherry blossom pedals come from.
Speaker 1: It could be like he's got is his hair billows
of billowing. It's like the ribbon of billowing. Crack the
case you crack the guy. I'll crack the case.
Speaker 2: Sham.
Speaker 14: Don't want to wait. Crack him.
Speaker 3: O. K.
Speaker 1: You thinking about too hard?
Speaker 3: You know it.
Speaker 2: A weird way to come on to someone. Crack you
like an egg.
Speaker 1: Come on, you get a cracking all right. I don't
need to explain this.
Speaker 14: I have this sword of metal.
Speaker 2: If you have no desire to explain yourself. There's a difference.
Speaker 1: I can only make so much of a fool of myself.
Speaker 3: That's not true.
Speaker 24: Shut h.
Speaker 1: M hm, Hi, soon are you ready for the journey?
Speaker 2: Soon turns look to you guys for a moment. It
doesn't say much of anything. The music works, Yeah, apprehensive,
but yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 6: M Well, we should make our way down. We've got
a good supply of stuff for Maurice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got the hookup.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you managed to find.
Speaker 6: Him stuck in old mctraw's estate.
Speaker 2: And I'm glad that turned out not to be more
of a cult and probably means that they've been fully
rooted out of the town by now.
Speaker 5: That's what I can assume, which is.
Speaker 1: A relief.
Speaker 2: The journey we're about to take. If my memory serves
me correctly, I know most of it. Plus you guys
all got directions from what was his name, the one
that went by bucketthead ah Risto Risto. Yeah, I kind
of how we introduced himself.
Speaker 5: I wasn't that's funny a wristo.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna rig a role for something.
Speaker 1: Hmm oh yeah, adult, I'm over here, Like I wasn't there.
I know it's real name. However, doesn't.
Speaker 2: I know that name from somewhere?
Speaker 7: Huh?
Speaker 5: I can't quite wanna can't.
Speaker 7: Wear hum hm a wristal.
Speaker 1: He had a last name too. It was like red
or something that made me think.
Speaker 11: A million.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, if that thing ever shakes loose,
feel free to drop that lare on us.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not that it's something I know. It's something
that I was made aware of. Oh, that's confusing, I think,
is this something in the back of my head? M
I knew people who knew him, I think.
Speaker 1: M mutual friends or mutual.
Speaker 2: Fool Rather, I knew people. I'll know people who knew him.
Who or maybe I'll know people who will know him.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of there's a lot of crazy speak.
My guy, I don't know what's going on. It will
not really following.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, I'm sorry, it's hard to describe understandable.
Speaker 1: Hey, you got your you got your you know what
you're talking about. That's what matters most, I think, m hmm.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: So, assuming things go better than they did last time,
it shouldn't take us all that long to make our
way down toward darkland, which is where the third temple.
Speaker 5: Is going to be.
Speaker 1: And that's yeah. I think we were supposed to meet
up with cag or fetch him, because I was like,
come here, and he was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, have you tried contacting him since?
Speaker 5: Probably not.
Speaker 1: I'm very interested at the pebbles at my feet. M
It's just it takes a curriculum spill and like that's
all good and will, but that's a really I mean,
I could, I could.
Speaker 7: Reach I could.
Speaker 5: That's fine.
Speaker 2: We don't have to contact him again, as long as
we know where we're going to meet up with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we've taken a hot minute. If he's
not hop jump and skins, So where are.
Speaker 2: We going to meet up with him?
Speaker 5: We should call him.
Speaker 1: The range.
Speaker 7: I mean.
Speaker 1: Because it's a spell on my curriculum spell casting list,
I can't ritual cast.
Speaker 2: This, can I correct?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: Can't ritual cast anything useful?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 3: No, I mean me, I mean in general, you mean
ritual casting in general. I was yelling at God, not you.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should taking more spells ritual cast than young man.
Speaker 3: I didn't drink about it. I was thinking about healing
my friends and stuff. I'm sorry, God, it's nice for
you to be.
Speaker 12: Here though that thanks thanks for keeping people alive, certain
people like one back.
Speaker 1: In if you could do that for me, aday, God.
Speaker 3: Give me God, are you there?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 3: It's me Laurie.
Speaker 2: No, I know, Dear Lauri, stop writing?
Speaker 3: Oh why why?
Speaker 1: Just and just for my my brain math? How many
days do you will it take us in theory to
get down to where we're headed?
Speaker 2: Yon't know?
Speaker 1: Hard to say, good point fair? All right?
Speaker 2: Based on the one the better part of a week,
probably they've all kind of been around the same depth.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, let's phone a friend. I'll cast my
curriculum spell slot of sending, which is fifty words. Hey, keg,
just checking in Colma. We're headed down to Darkland, to
the Final Temple, and I know we were we were
supposed to come pick you up. Is that still a
thing or have you decided you're actually gonna meet up
with this would be great to know.
Speaker 2: This is Pepper, by the way, it's about your whole message.
Speaker 1: Uhh, that's the best sending I've done yet. I think
I'm getting a hangou dis you got to comma.
Speaker 5: Ohay, I'm up. Pepper, by the way, come.
Speaker 2: On the head, Peer you receive back relatively quickly a
message that says something to the effect of it was
gonna look to come find me, but things have changed somewhat.
There's something down here that you're gonna want to see. Uh,
I'll head towards your town. I'll meet up with you.
Mm hmm, that's not that's just Cag.
Speaker 6: By the way, Oh, I didn't know that was Cag,
but that was kind of endearing.
Speaker 1: It's come a long way since that charmed him. Sure,
I think Hag's my friend.
Speaker 5: Then, yeah, we're not gonna mention the something has changed.
Speaker 1: Uh, hey, hey, you heard that. I'm getting there. I'm acting.
Speaker 5: Do I not hear that? It's the sending stone not?
Speaker 2: First of all, it's not a sending stone in this
case that is, and also it is only in the
brains of the sender and the receiver.
Speaker 5: I thought this.
Speaker 1: Still when I put the group chat on mute having
to message Cathos. This is the same spell that I was.
Speaker 7: Like you did.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Hey, guys, you're gonna want to hear that. Well,
you can't hear it, so I'll so Cag's like, I
think he's on his way. Something something's amiss. He said that,
so we're going into situation we don't really know about.
But it sounded like he was dealing with some situation,
and so I figure there's something going on. Of probably
she'll wet her finger hold it up to the sky
to feel that imaginary wind that vexes herself. Uh probably undead,
probably not good, probably evil usually mm hmmm mm hmm.
I know. Yeah, we should put some hustle on it.
I know you just read me that that reply, logan,
or you didn't even read it, you just gave me
the reply. Did I miss anything in that? Because like, no, okay, great, excellent,
thank you, thank you, dem. I should have taken keen minds. Uh, well,
that's all. I remember what he said. He said, he
said this is also Kag and I was like, oh,
because I said this is Pepper and Mom. Because I
didn't think a walk and talk mm hmm walk and talk.
I like run ahead of the group. I'm a fox again.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there she goes.
Speaker 1: I come back. I like bite at Laura's ankles. I
take off in front of the group.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, oh god, why hiding on my ankles?
Speaker 3: My god?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 6: All right, I guess we got to start a moving
So the team based movement down towards the deep River
pit outwards towards Kag. Where should we find Kag in
our uh directional movement?
Speaker 5: Are there like are there like.
Speaker 6: Normal normalized pits that we can go through that he
would meet us in or something?
Speaker 2: So he didn't say where to meet him, but you
do know that he has a much better sense of
moving underground than you guys do. Uh. You also don't
know how far away he is exactly, so you don't
you don't have any indication of what goat way to
go to properly meet with him. So you might assume
since he knows you're going to Darkland, that he's going
to try to intercept you on the most logical path
to Darkland.
Speaker 5: Understood, So we don't have to go anywhere different start.
Speaker 2: So everybody, so everybody, So everybody soever, buddy, So everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody.
We're going to do a leading survival check and Desmond's
not here to be the leader. So who's going to
be the leader? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good, Scar, Scar, Scar, It's Scar and he's scary Scarney's car.
Speaker 2: Okay, alright, everyone's gonna have advantage on this scarn. Don't
click it till I say so. I'm waiting everybody make
this except for scard hit advantage, hit advantage.
Speaker 7: Damn it.
Speaker 1: I clicked like almost instantly.
Speaker 5: I rolled to two's that's a crazy word.
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I roll another twenty and.
Speaker 2: Then you can carry You're supposed to advantage.
Speaker 7: It's true.
Speaker 1: We forgore, We saw absolutely for.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit you two again with it, hold on.
Speaker 1: Hold on, thank you, Okay.
Speaker 2: Don't hit advantage, just roll it again.
Speaker 1: Let's see come one. That's a two. That's that's worse,
pepper god, I don't participate in list on here a.
Speaker 2: Negative three in your modifier window and then then go
ahead and make that role with advantage, with advantage. Yeah,
gang rolling.
Speaker 5: Oh five.
Speaker 2: The group is absolutely The group spends the first chunk
of the first day of travel arguing with each other
about which ways to go. They basically have the same
conversation you had, which is like, Okay, if Kag's gonna
try to find us, then he's probably gonna try to
approach him this way, right, And the group cannot get
its head on straight about like, well, maybe we should
have to word where we met him. The first time,
But that wouldn't make sense because he knows we're going
towards this place, why would he be over there. Also,
he doesn't live in that direction, so that doesn't make sense,
but it is where he met us before.
Speaker 7: Uh huh mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So you guys have the discussions all the while Scarn
is tuning out the noise and just walking loss referring
to Aristo's directions. Also with Sutun, who I should probably
throw on the combat track or give me one moment
since he is now going to be an active participant boom.
Satoon leaves it mostly up to you. He stays quiet
for a lot of the travel unless bothered. He seems
to be very content allowing you to lead the way.
After the first day of travelers, so you hear Scarn
on account of your twenty you do hear the aggressive
I'm actually gonna move our clock forward before I forget
one second. We'll say that was our eight hours of
travel for the day. We'll throw that up to with
the travel in the town. We'll throw that up to bed.
It's almost midnight on the seventh of December. You do
hear the distinct jingling of armor and metal coming from
deeper in the pit, and you do hear a relatively
not the pits, but the tunnels in front of you.
And you do hear an echoing approaching you, guys, relatively quickly.
Speaker 6: All right, I think I hear Cag. I'm gonna call
out if we have to fight something random.
Speaker 5: That's not my fault. I hear cag noises.
Speaker 24: Anyway, Cago, that's the tall one.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm coming. I found quicker that I thought I would.
Speaker 5: That's a good move.
Speaker 2: You see the dark, lavender skinned dwarf white Beard, flowing
through the air as he rushes down a tunnel toward you,
Visibly tired looking. He gets to you, catches up, bends over,
old man, hands on knees, have been there running for
a while.
Speaker 6: Oh, I hate going up water.
Speaker 2: Is everything closer to the surface, yes, please, everything closer
to the surface as well heavily sloped.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can understand with how you're used to down here,
you wouldn't be used to all these slopes. You Pepper
told us you mentioned something has changed. Hey, I don't
like change right now. What is happening?
Speaker 2: Y'all were taking a long time to come down, and
you said you wanted to go to Darkland. So I
thought to myself, I'd head up to the surface, get closer,
and I would try to get closer to your touristy
town and not enter, but be ready and surprise you
and be like, I can'ts here. Let's go to Darkland.
Let's kill the thing that made my people die. But
then as I was traveling, it shut up.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 6: First off, first of all, apologies for us for taking
so long. Shit's going down up here too. Yeah, what
did you see? Because we know too much.
Speaker 2: It's only a couple of hours away. It's very hard
to explain. He told me to come find you.
Speaker 1: Oh it talks.
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 1: This is when Pepper comes from Fox.
Speaker 5: To He's.
Speaker 2: Sort of in a manner of speaking.
Speaker 5: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2: Centered out of one of the rivers, underground, stood on
the shore, buckled over. He's been kneeling down. I thought
he wanted to try to fight me. And he said
in this like the ethereal sort of double voice sort
of thing, to find all of you. And then he
just stayed there. He just sat there, cloak pulled over,
his body completely still for hours.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: Woll No, I mean, if we think about it, aren't
we kind of he's Gotham adjacent. I don't think scarn
is he best? He's with your dad, I don't remember.
Speaker 23: He's definitely working with him. Okay, this doesn't smell well
for us. I think we to protect the town and
whatever is left of Darkland?
Speaker 22: Is it?
Speaker 5: Is it near Darkland? Or is it not going towards Darkland? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Gott uh the place where we go, it's on the way.
Speaker 5: It's on the way to a little bit. I feel
like it's worthwhile detour.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we need to do that. Let's take
let's take a nice little, nice little.
Speaker 5: Fiver if I will.
Speaker 6: However, all right, all right, we can go do funny
things over there.
Speaker 1: I mean, how can it possibly be?
Speaker 5: Why did you have to say that? Why did you
have to say that?
Speaker 7: This is the ship?
Speaker 5: Is the ship that you this is the ship that happened.
Speaker 1: When I'm like I've got this, then that's when so
I'm approaching in a different way.
Speaker 5: Confidence is key. Let's go, guy.
Speaker 2: I'm tired, but I'm I'm fine with continuing onward to
get you to it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's very true. We don't have anything to give
this man stamp right now, he had one. He just
looks like he's old man tired.
Speaker 5: Oh, old man tired. Handshake brother, I will.
Speaker 1: I will fox ZOOMI is at him.
Speaker 5: Ugh, I'll start yapping. Where is your WII man?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's one of the many reasons we're going down.
He's not pure. I can't say he's dead right now.
Too many factors are saying that he might not be.
But as of right now, he's out of commission. I'm
sorry you're helping us out.
Speaker 5: You're doing better than what we can ask for.
Speaker 2: I have noticed, however, you've changed out your we man
for a three gestures over to ston.
Speaker 5: So this is KK.
Speaker 13: Yes way to describe him.
Speaker 1: I guess you could describe him as a tree. I
don't think he's a tree.
Speaker 14: Mhm.
Speaker 2: He's tall and slender.
Speaker 23: Ah.
Speaker 5: I forgot the relationship between dwarves and outs ship.
Speaker 2: Right, Damn, he's a visitor I come from.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 6: Oh should we tell of Sultan's backstories?
Speaker 5: All seven?
Speaker 1: Oh, way way truer than justice snows.
Speaker 6: I've I've read him to many a thing. Well, but yeah,
this is seven. He's a part of our team. He's
been protecting the pits for us up in the town
while everything else happened. And oh yeah, everything else being exposition.
Don't want to fucking do the whole exposition in real time.
So yeah, the pits are kind of fucked as of
right now, right too, but we're going down to progress.
Speaker 5: The fucked upness.
Speaker 6: We'll figure something out, but as of right now, Sawn
is the best bet.
Speaker 5: No one else can really help us.
Speaker 2: I came here ten years ago to invest to gate
Darkland almost made it down, but we were accosted by
some of its residents. Knowing that you're here, you could
probably get us the last leg of the journey much quicker.
Normally I'd be against trying to help outsiders such as
yourself get into Darkland, but seeing as how we're going
to go get revenge for my people and there's not
much left there to protect, hey, I can get you
there and relatively quickly.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 2: We have a much stronger team than last time we
went there, that's for certain, especially since this team consists
of one of the people that was with me last time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck useful, I was.
Speaker 2: You were. You've gotten a lot stronger.
Speaker 14: Nice eve.
Speaker 5: Ah, that's crazy. Wow anyway.
Speaker 3: Full of me?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 5: Nice?
Speaker 2: As Tag starts turning and begins walking in the direction
whence he came from. I'm gonna also put Tag on
the combat tracker.
Speaker 5: Tags out here, combat track in let's go.
Speaker 1: They're not ready for our boy.
Speaker 6: Caag, They're not ready for him.
Speaker 1: You can't bag the keg.
Speaker 2: Nice as you guys want to. My understanding, we shot
tammas dain. We we killed him and threw him over
a cliff of a waterfall. I'm not entirely certain how
it is that he could be walking around again.
Speaker 6: Well, with the people we're dealing with right now, death
is kind of a suggestion for them.
Speaker 5: So seeing that he was uh.
Speaker 6: Part of the court of undeath, we can assume he
probably had a lot of things done to him, probably
experiments similar to.
Speaker 2: Me and monpars Well, from what I said earlier when
you told me all the stuff when your exposition dumped
on me about everything that happened, thank.
Speaker 5: You this much.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you gave what ford to the entirety of
the cult that hunted the last of my king. So
thanks for that.
Speaker 5: Got ridm They're gone.
Speaker 2: From unless and you're sirtain m that if we go
to Darkland, that we'll be able to take take the
fight to the thing that wiped out my city. And
there's now a sail in yours. You said, that's what
we can assume.
Speaker 1: Oh, if you could only read, if you could only read,
list it, listen, shut up.
Speaker 5: Like we're all here reading.
Speaker 2: Wow, alrighty, you guys travel for a little while, and
eventually you come upon the first thing is that you
hear the sound of water ahead of you is sound
off and precede sight. In these underground tunnels, you hear
the sound of a river moving through the tunnels. You
eventually emerge into a dark chamber where water is rushing
through it in the form of a at least seventy
foot across river, the surface of which has a fine
amount of mist traveling along with it, that is being
pulled by it. And though there's a current dark vision?
Who who can see in the dark? Who's the darks here?
Speaker 5: How juice do I have? Do I want to immediate juice?
Speaker 11: Nah?
Speaker 5: Not right now, I'll be blind for a hot mills.
Speaker 6: Wait, it's probably just CAG, Yeah, it's probably well, yeah,
CAG has it that guys.
Speaker 2: As you, guys, approach into this dark chamber with your
torches only lighting up about thirty feet around you, and
then another thirty with dim light, he points forward. Hey,
there's the bustard right where I left him. And as
he points forward, you guys just see darkness. You can't
see what he's pointing at. I can't see sitting there,
gream look on his face into a darkness of darkness itself.
Speaker 5: I agree, No, I literally cannot see him.
Speaker 2: Hey, in the soul blacker than theirs.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm getting a torch.
Speaker 2: You have a torch.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw a torch at him.
Speaker 2: I'm just throw it in, throw the torch in the
direction of it. It hits the ground, It rolls along
the ground, and you do see hunched over one of
their legs, their knees on the ground. The other one
is in front of them as they kneel down, unmoving,
their features dimly illuminated by the torch. Their mantle is
pulled up and around their entire body as they seem
to be hunched over something in front of them. I
don't think that scared him. I don't think he's afraid
of fire.
Speaker 6: I wasn't really trying to scare him.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to see him.
Speaker 6: And at this point I don't really give a shit
about if he's gonna attack me or not.
Speaker 5: I'm pushing forward to go talk to him, all.
Speaker 2: Right, And you walk toward what appears to be Tennis Stain,
who is mostly unreactive. MM.
Speaker 6: I wanna before I immediately yap at this guy? Is
there anything that I can see on him? As of
right now that I am close to him with firelight
near him.
Speaker 2: He does not seem to I'm gonna throw why not
throw this up again? When you walk close to him,
the main thing that you can see is his skin.
What of it you can see mostly just his face
and head. It doesn't look like it's doing too good.
It looks like it's been pulled back across his bones
a bit, as if he had begun to mummify, as
opposed to rot his clothes. His cape is torn somewhat
at the bottom. His old mask appears to have fallen off,
and you can now see that the jaw that he
had covered in iron appears to be covered in a
series of scars, as if he had had long since
withstood damage that he had covered with it. His hair
is disheveled, no longer tied up in a nod, and
his eyes don't appear to be fixated or focused on anything.
Speaker 6: We thought we'd dealt with you in this state, I
could do it again. You obviously know that, So why
are you back?
Speaker 2: I keep.
Speaker 5: His proms, his promise. Tell you about that.
Speaker 11: Fickers bands?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I fucking hate the guy too. What's your point,
Gotham mm hmm.
Speaker 6: Fromers, I always got promises for you too.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 22: Every castle would be with myfe friends. They're gone, Your
friends were gone.
Speaker 2: You see him stand, and as he does, you hear
like the cracking of bones and the tensing, the tense
stretching of sinew.
Speaker 11: M hm, he bromist, keep him sushiable, found.
Speaker 2: And he pulls the cape that he has on his
body aside, and in his massive, uh emaciated arms, you
see what looks to be the very wet body of Desmond.
Speaker 3: I like, dude, I got back like thirty seconds ago.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I don't want to quickly catch up carry we.
Speaker 12: Found I was gonna say cack I was here when
we found ca Uh. There's a picture of Tanna Stain
on my Yeah.
Speaker 6: We exposit the CAGCAG tells us that Tanna Stain has
shown up randomly and it's just sitting there looking disheveled
and fucked up. I pull we pull up to him
in darkness, don't see him. He's looking all scary and
pissed off and dead. Uh he's I walk up to him.
I look at him. I'm like, hey, man, you look
fucked up. I could do it again. Now why are
you here? And he's like, there was a promise from Gotham.
He can't talk, and he shows Desmond now back in universe.
Speaker 5: Gotham bade deal.
Speaker 22: Details not all shit, Trotham, and you kill etha case.
Speaker 5: Gotham made a promise and he keeps his are similar
about us.
Speaker 11: Kun provide.
Speaker 22: The means, I provide the body, and.
Speaker 2: He leans down and sets Desmond on the ground. Desmond's
body is in much better condition than it looks like
he should. You noticed that as soon as he sets
him down, there is this very faint, purplish arcane glow
that seems to have been in the points of contact
between Desmond and Tannastain that fade as he sets him down.
Speaker 5: Gotham's side. Don no the arcton Dorust's part.
Speaker 2: And Tannastain, or at least whatever's left of him, turns
and slowly begins creaking back toward the waters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Told you.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, which sad is he on? He's
on Gossam side.
Speaker 5: I got it, abandoned us, cricked us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mmmm, promises with that, our job's.
Speaker 5: Not What else do you need to do? There is
one more.
Speaker 2: There's a splash as one of his feet enters in.
Speaker 5: You don't need to worry about it.
Speaker 7: There is my call.
Speaker 20: Mm hm.
Speaker 1: Hm.
Speaker 2: If uninhibited, the seemingly corpse like remains of Tanna Stain
waddle their way back into the water until it covers
their head.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have nightmares about that.
Speaker 5: Can't And he's a good man.
Speaker 1: M h I mean, he actually cared about the people
he wanted to see.
Speaker 6: So just keep moving mm hmm. What can we do
with Desmond right now? Because I don't know if we can?
Can we we? What is his state?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What is state? Right now? Yes? What can I do
with that?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 5: All right, I'll hold on to it.
Speaker 2: Do we have the Yeah? He sat down Desmond on
the ground and then walk off into the water.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm putting him in my inventory, and then
we're gonna keep moving.
Speaker 12: He is technically an object right now, so that makes sense.
Speaker 6: Yeah, fuck, nothing wrong with it. But Desmond, you would
want this we keep moving?
Speaker 7: Doesn't We're gonna We're gonna get you back in your body. Okay,
they just hold on tight.
Speaker 3: We got you. There's not gonna be some weird undead thing.
It's gonna be you. It's gonna be you and your body.
We got you.
Speaker 5: We call it weird and undead. I'm kind of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're still scorn, you.
Speaker 12: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, weird not undead? Is that better?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: What ar Khan is supposed to be doing a favor?
Mm hm.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you don't know about this? No? Yeah, does
he know about me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, he knows about all that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: In old Mctralle state, Gotham spoke to me. He gave
me a couple of let me.
Speaker 5: We came to a.
Speaker 6: Deal, good little deal. So and in exchange for killing
I don't even forget uh bio dad m Athakan.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that fuck up. We're going to.
Speaker 19: He said he would uh bend the rules of death
for us. Yeah, I don't know what that means yet,
but that's the favor we got from Gotham. Also, the
fact that he's helping Lily is fam in the body
of dead guy that he stole.
Speaker 2: That doesn't he shocked me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't shock me more anymore more? Anymore confusing.
Speaker 2: Arkans, I know that there's likely one that has been
set at each of the temples to protect them. The
way that these temples were built commissioned by I assume
to be Vestius, but I'm not sure. Certain different gods
that had influence in this area assigned their followers each
to build one of the latch temples understood Chan, Karagosh, Destimus,
and Mortuus. Each one of them protected their temple in
their own way and a throne. Arkhan, one of the
higher powers that exist in the heavens, assigned a watcher
to each of them, three lesser arkans that would have
been under their control. Those arkans wouldn't have done much
to protect it against invaders, so much as they were
there to report back. I assume at this point, if
two of the temples are out of sorts and if
Agony's throat is being messed with, even Gotham recognizes that
what's down there is bad news, even for the gods.
So it's possible that Gotham, who normally would never consort
with Arkans embodiments of justice, might be doing so because
the threat that's down there, that the alignment of the
divine forces behind them might not matter so much. But
Gotham cannot directly command Arkans.
Speaker 5: So Gotham's not behind it.
Speaker 2: Wait, Gotham, it looks like Gotham raised Tennistan to save
your friend their body, anyway, to preserve it. But it
looks like they're counting on something else to do the
rest of the work.
Speaker 1: What would any of us on a sorry, I don't
mean to break. What would if thinking about it? What
would any of us know about mortuus?
Speaker 2: G di roll me religion?
Speaker 1: If you want to know about morturous I'm gonna do.
I'm putting a thinking cap on. It's very cute.
Speaker 2: Do what role religion?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'm not the one. If we only had
a dumb cleric here, No, I don't got one.
Speaker 10: It's wait, wait, I think it's growing.
Speaker 1: What's up, Logan?
Speaker 2: You don't wait wait wait, so anyways continue, So mortuous mortuous.
Speaker 1: Or con in particular, if that helps was a sorry,
could you say it again?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: If it helped, like give a direction, I would be
thinking about like who that is and like what their
ARCon could be, because we've met the bear like the hound.
Speaker 2: You are assuming there are two things. If you're thinking
about Mortuous and the arcans, to try to pull up
what information you can religiously. So the r Arkhans have
a hierarchy and all of them have different purposes. Louri
described to you previously their little vision quest right.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: So based on that description, you would be basically aware
that the thing that Luri saw was likely a throne Arkhan.
Thrown Arkhans are the big boy Arkhans. They are the
top of the totem pole. There's only so many of them.
They are effectively the commanders in chief of other Arkhans.
If you're going to think of angels in this setting,
there's nothing that's distinctly an angel per se, but davas.
There are two major things. Davas, which are extensions of gods.
They're like fragments of a god's divinity given form. And
then there are arkans, which are spirits like petitioners, dead
souls that have allowed themselves to exit the cycle of
reincarnation to become servants of justice, and they don't serve
specific gods by nature, but they do climb a certain
totem pole. They are the wrecked enemies of fiends and
thrown Arkhans are usually the big boys who are like
the kings and emperors among their kinds, who rule over
cities and the heavens who command their forces, but are
also pretty strictly against ever leaving the heavens for any
reason unless it is really necessary. When we would assume
a thrown arkhan likely assigned three lesser arkhans under its
under its thrall to be the people watching over these temples.
Mortuous is the was once a silver dragon kin gladiator.
They were once a powerful mortal gladiator who their stories
relatively straightforward. They were a bloodthirsty combatant who was unmatched
in their time and rose up the ranks to trying
to challenge Haros himself. They wanted to wage a battle
against the gods because they were so blood thirsty. They
became a rival of Haros the Idolin, and when they
do they lost, but in during their escapade, they reached
such notoriety and they connected with a divine domain, and
they effectively became the god of gladiators.
Speaker 1: Who yeah, I know who'd love them, but that's too
much of a delineation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the first temple was distinctly for them. You guys
saw a big statue to them. You heard the sounds
of distant cheering and gladiatorial combat while you were within
their temple. They tend to be like a patron saint
of gladiators, of physical combatants. There's a specific arena in
sermon way that you guys would never have been to
that basically exists in their honor. They are a more violence,
physical challenge honor, blood sport oriented god. Oh hm hm,
bloodborne don't exist. Chat low term we use.
Speaker 1: Maybe or chos will shine on our best shooter.
Speaker 2: You do know, Laurie, they thrown arcan that talked to
you seem to be the one that uh promised Desmond's
return in some context.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully that arkan is expressed an interest and help
in our dear sharp shooter looks at Laurie.
Speaker 3: Hm hmm, okay, I feel like they did.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good right, well that it was the vibe.
Speaker 3: I god, but look at the same not of them
like talk to me. I don't really know.
Speaker 1: You had your whole best vision dreams like.
Speaker 12: A yeah, but my quest vision dream thing me a
lot of just like statues pointing me walking places.
Speaker 3: The whole time.
Speaker 1: Sounds like some cryptic godship.
Speaker 3: It was some crypto god shit.
Speaker 7: I'm doing my best.
Speaker 3: I really hope you can get Desmond back.
Speaker 1: I do not envy clerics.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, right, Oh, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, let's go. He's secured instead Scarn's bag.
Speaker 8: Wow, I'm like kind of always like glancing at it
or making sure that like Scartan isn't like bouncing too much,
and if he is, I'm like, don't.
Speaker 3: Yes, Scarn, stop bouncing on it, dud. But no, I'm
being I'm being worried about Desmond's body.
Speaker 5: Yes, me throwing Desmond's body into the.
Speaker 2: Wall as you all lift them up and you are
about as Scarn specifically goes over, retrieves them, puts them
on their back. I need real quick, I need this
perception check from everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh why is it sound based sweet again?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, I'm just gonna say, yes.
Speaker 1: Well it's a.
Speaker 2: Let's crawl up.
Speaker 1: It's a tend for Pepper. Her ears are big, but
they don't work so good, not as big as other kids,
Sageria ears, and she says it.
Speaker 2: So they're still growing, so so so so good job, everybody.
You all did.
Speaker 3: Horrible not.
Speaker 2: Yep did everybody?
Speaker 7: Roll?
Speaker 2: That was everybody? Yep? What about soon? I'm gonna let
you know, I was about to tell you. I was
about to tell you, okay, so it would also oh
and cag rolled in that one.
Speaker 3: Oh, no one, buddy LESCo.
Speaker 1: Youar god? And then they were all dumb wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: There's nothing for boning about that. Didn't that's good?
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna be nice here. I'm gonna
do a thing. Hey, Pepper, Yeah, roll for Tabasco. Oh,
I guess it popped up for me?
Speaker 1: Oh what.
Speaker 7: You got to ask?
Speaker 3: Yo? Yo, Let's go.
Speaker 2: Sabasco flies over and sits on top of Desmond, who
is currently being hoisted up onto Scarn's back. As they do,
they sit on them and as you all begin to
walk away, As you all turn and begin heading off
in the direction of the tunnels, two things happen. Simultaneously,
two fundamental truths exact same time, Scarn, you start to
hear this distant whispering again. You uh, it's it's difficult
for you to pin it down. It kind of sounds
like the distant voice of what you now recognize with
some clarity to be Gotham. As you hear, though it's
hard to make out any words a general, it would.
Speaker 5: Seem he's not very happy about this.
Speaker 2: My gestures being spat upon as Tabasco's head cranes back
in the direction of the water.
Speaker 3: What's the boys, boy? What do you see?
Speaker 7: Boy?
Speaker 3: Someone don't know?
Speaker 7: Will the old valley mill?
Speaker 1: The old valley mill? Sorry, okay, continue, we're taking this
very seriously.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're very very serious.
Speaker 2: As it turns and its head crane's back, it lets
at a squawk, tries to grab your attention, tries to
nibble at Scarn's ear as he's distracted by these sounds
he's hearing. And then all at once, you guys see
two splashes, as two large black forms that look like
they're made of tar begin to rise up from the
surface of the water. I'm gonna share I'm map with you, guys,
as real quick everybody is surprised. All of you except
Tabasco are gonna be surprised as rising up from the
river behind you as you go to leave. Pepper or no, yeah,
Pepper and Lawrence, you're the only ones who recognize this
thing that you see. You see two of them.
Speaker 7: I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 12: No, no, not again, not again, not again, no no, no, no,
I don't no.
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 2: Initiative place.
Speaker 12: Those are the things that almost kill you, guys, those
are the things that almost killed us.
Speaker 7: I don't I don't want I don't like it. I
don't want to. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I rolled the four on it, I rolled the nine.
Speaker 2: But also the music is still dead. God it died
a little while again.
Speaker 3: Sixteen Lili is raring to tick these things.
Speaker 1: Asked you made a relative occasionally disconnecting good question, isn't
I care?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's being in for the most part.
I just wonder why it's every once in a while
there is it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're dealing with a million things.
Speaker 3: Did you do we have a short rest for long restauran.
Speaker 1: We're waiting for long?
Speaker 3: Did you hit us with the long rest?
Speaker 2: You had a mechanical long rest a while ago, and
then you went and did stuff in the mansion. The
last long rest you took was just to catch up
on sleep.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm sitting here being like I so we don't get.
Speaker 2: No the stuff that you guys. You guys have not
had a you guys not functionally had a long rest
since you guys went down. I'll give it to you,
you low rest. Done. That cleared your initiatives. Everybody roll
initiative again. I don't care, all right, Lilia, Okay, everyone
has to keep theirs then, all right, fucking hey, that's fair.
If someone one person has to keep up, everyone does.
This is because it's easier this way. Okay, hold on,
here we go one second. Hold on, Lawrence, you are
to sixteen. Now I have to go back and reset them.
I was trying to be two things easier on me,
Carrie fought they were giving me one extra thing. Turns
out they were.
Speaker 1: Giving me five.
Speaker 2: All right, scarn, you got an eighth, so look at
you go. Now I have to go in and reroll
for all the NPCs because when I hit long rest,
it clears everybody's initiative.
Speaker 7: Woom, orry.
Speaker 3: I just wanted my spell slots.
Speaker 2: To say fond of mandal Trump the exact same time.
Where is fucking five?
Speaker 1: Number six, number seven, n eight?
Speaker 2: Where's the initiative button? Where are you initiative button? I
don't know where the initiative button is there it is
boom boom boom boom boom boom. Oh someone rolled a twenty?
Who is that?
Speaker 7: And what the fut?
Speaker 2: Someone rolled the twenty?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 7: How dare they?
Speaker 12: Well, they're still not as good as Lilia, so they
can suck a bag of dicks.
Speaker 14: I like him.
Speaker 3: I like this one.
Speaker 14: I don't want him to suck dicks.
Speaker 22: M h.
Speaker 2: Cag in the camera. Just gonna be a switch the
camera mode and you don't have to stay in it,
but switch the camera mode real quick.
Speaker 8: Stand God damn it with the border still there.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's a paper stand, God damn it.
Speaker 2: All Right, all right, you guys, these creatures, which two
of you know to be under the direct thrall of ethics,
are going to go. Lilya. You're going to get your turn,
but just a reminder that everybody, uh everybody is surprised,
so your first turn is not going to be anything.
So boom boom. Elemental rushes out of the water. There's
a huge splash, a crash of water. It is going
to rise up and it is going to fucking come
at you guys. It can move, It dives into the ground,
becomes a effective buddle of tar that sweeps across it,
and then explodes back out near Lawrence and Pepper. No, yeah, trauma,
I no.
Speaker 3: Stopping.
Speaker 2: That's the fun part.
Speaker 1: I mean, it gets advantage, kidding.
Speaker 2: It is then going to make an attack against each
of you. I'm going to do the one against Lawrence first.
Speaker 3: Can I jump in.
Speaker 7: Front of Pepper?
Speaker 1: Can I jump in front of Lawrence?
Speaker 2: Sure? You'll beat you each jump in front of each other.
So I'm going to do the attack against Pepper first,
or Lawrence. You're getting hit. You got hit by a
twenty Oh real quick? Could you make this same?
Speaker 7: Fuck?
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: No, if only I'd given you a choice, twits seam,
you failed fail?
Speaker 5: Oh jeez, so.
Speaker 2: Fuck, let's see. Oh I don't have a thing written
for it.
Speaker 5: Let's say, do.
Speaker 8: Just a little boy, God leave me a wond have
suffered enough.
Speaker 2: That could be true? I would like you, please. I
hope that's the wrong thing. I see what I'm doing. Now,
I understand you're going to take very little damage for this.
You take ten reduced down to five? Why is it reduced?
Speaker 3: Oh, deflect's still on from the last battle.
Speaker 2: Oh you should have taken ten. Give yourself five more
points of damage? Except don't except don't okay? And are
you don'ting?
Speaker 7: I am? Indeed?
Speaker 2: Don't you do it? Actually? Sorry, I changed my mind.
Your maximum hit points are going to be reduced.
Speaker 3: No, you know?
Speaker 2: Are you ready for this? One point of damage to you?
X me readpoints? The other attack is going to go
with Pepper. It raises up its arm and it swipes
toward Pepper. Pepper, you are does it twenty one hit you?
Speaker 7: Yoh?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What do I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah Pepper? Oh yeah, you take twenty two points of damage?
Speaker 1: Oh what?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why was did I have temporary hit points? It's only
saying eighteen wound two? Oh probably, so it's twenty two y'all.
Speaker 2: You can't just be going around. Oh no, wait, hold on,
you have resistance to the chronic Yes.
Speaker 18: I do, yes, I motherfuck that's why eighteen damn don't
have any.
Speaker 2: Let's started as a sentence and it didn't end as
one roll this saving thrown you succeed your temporary hYP
your maximum hit points are not reduced.
Speaker 1: That would be bad lawrence.
Speaker 2: You would go except surprised. The other one is now
going to go. It is going to the same thing.
It's going to rush forward and it's going to pop up,
Uh Tabasco, you're over here. It's going to pop up
right here, right between Sun Scarn and Lilia as I
have a little quiet hiccup that messes up my ability
to talk. It is then going to go for two attacks.
The first one is going to be against Sun so Oon.
Do you have anything that you can do about this? Nothing? Direct?
It is going to go for an attack. It rolls
a gnat one against Saoon. As it strikes to war,
it creates a limb of tar and extends it out.
So UoN just sort of drifts back in place. It
goes by him and without even seeing him draw his weapon,
he has his sword out and you see the arm
gets slashed off this thing's body. It then reconnects itself
on account of being made of that tar like substance.
But so Oone effortlessly just steps back and cleaves its
arm off as it tries to strike him to no
effect except that he's a little cool boy. It's then
going to go for this other attack, and it's going
to go for that attack on Scarn as it seems
to be going after not just Scarn, but Desmond's body. No, no,
and it got a twenty eight to hit silvery barbs missus.
Speaker 3: Oh he doesn't. I'm like, did he drink a fucking
potion or some shit?
Speaker 2: But carrying Desmond's a magic guide and it gives plus
fifteen acy.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, Can I have Desmond.
Speaker 7: On my back?
Speaker 2: So you're silvery barbsing it? Yes, Okay, I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: That again, and I'm gonna give advantage to.
Speaker 5: Who's next.
Speaker 3: Scarn.
Speaker 2: As you reach out to do this, Lawrence, as you
get hit by this thing, you turn, you see it
going after Desmond. You put your hand out, you cast
silvery barbs to try to interfere with it as it
goes to strike him with one of the large pincer
like bony sections of its dark body. Uh. You briefly
your head aches for just a moment as you see
a vision of that same throne ARCon that you had
encountered before with its arms outstretched. Desmond floating between it.
It only lasts a moment just as it does. The
attack then goes by Desmond and seems to miss.
Speaker 3: Oh thank god, Yes it hits Skarn.
Speaker 2: I'm joking. It does not hit Scarn. Heck ink that
attack miss. Both the attacks of this one miss. Tabascosco
is the only person who gets a turn because they're
the only one that beat the perception. Check Pepper, what
does Tabasco want to do?
Speaker 1: Fly up out of these guys range He's taking the
aerial approach.
Speaker 2: On the map.
Speaker 1: Just yep, I see him.
Speaker 2: Yep. It flies up thirty feet to the top of
the chamber. Dums Cag has his weapon out and is
doing a combination of a war cry slash scream toward
both of these things, holding his hammer out, shifting it
between them with just a constant if daring to cause
them both to back away from it. But he is
also surprised. Scarn surprised nothing happening. Pepper surprised, nothing happening.
Back to the top of the turn order, Pepper not Pepper,
liarlyar Pepper, Yeah, Lillian.
Speaker 1: All right, this guys over here.
Speaker 13: I think we will start with where to go here?
I look at it one more time.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, hold on, you are not begetting your turn
in contact with it. Okay, you're good, go ahead, Sorry,
I just had to check if the thing happened. It doesn't.
Speaker 5: Go ahead.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we are gonna go uh. We are gonna use
our bonus action uh to use fourth level guy as avatar.
We're gonna go into tree form. We're not going to
a tree.
Speaker 2: That's the one that gives you advantage on your attacks
with proop bluem I believe yes.
Speaker 13: And also makes area around me uh difficult terrain for enemies.
Dexterity and wisdom based attack roles are done with the
advantage and advantage on constitution saving throws and then ten
temporary hit points.
Speaker 14: So and because I did a.
Speaker 13: Spell, I'm pretty sure that means I can use a
virtuous branches.
Speaker 14: Yes, um, make sure you're gonna put to the.
Speaker 2: Effect on yourself, right, Yeah you did?
Speaker 13: Just making sure cool and then uh with uh graceful protection.
Speaker 14: Let me see if I want to also do um,
No that define you can't do that one.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 20: Uh.
Speaker 13: We're actually gonna do fortify. Actually fortify is until the
end of the next turn. Each time you make a
weapon or spell attack role one D four and add
it to the result. So we're gonna do that tool.
We're gonna add fortify and then with boom, we're going
to hit it.
Speaker 2: With a y'all and make sure up with advantage. Remember,
so roll another D twenty and we'll use switch. Everyone
is better. I'd say that one alrighty, So that gives
you a total. So that one hits you strike, you
do eleven points of damage as you carve into this thing,
and then.
Speaker 13: We try to hit it again for another y'all, you
had advantage.
Speaker 14: I keep forgetting it's okay, roll.
Speaker 2: Another D twenty. Okay, so hold on math. So seven
plus what is it? A total of eight and the
four you got there, so it would have been a
plus twelve. That makes sense seven plus twelve nineteen. Yes,
that hits. You strike it for another thirteen points of damage.
You carve into it. As you strike your both times,
root Bloom slices into it, and you feel root Bloom
kind of vibrate. You know that it doesn't like outsiders
creatures from beyond the material plane, and these are elementals,
so you can feel root Bloom actively disgusted with having
to come into contact with these things, but not like
I don't do that way in like a kill them
kind of way. As you strike it and you wretch
it through their tar like bodies, it causes a fair
amount of damage. Tars splatters from them, their form is
reduced in scale as you do. Those are your two attacks?
Would you like to do anything else? Do you have
anything else to do?
Speaker 13: I think that's it because I use my bonus.
Speaker 14: Pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, in that case, it is now so UN's turn,
and Lawrence, you're on deck?
Speaker 11: Cool all right?
Speaker 5: Doo?
Speaker 2: Do it is going to soon once again takes up
their blade. You see them draw their hand across the
silver blade they carry. They are not reaching for the
red sword on their back. They close their eyes for
a second. They take a deep breath, and much like
when they fought last time you saw them fighting. Uh,
you see them sort of glide across the ground as
though gracefully dancing. They shift around the elemental sliding by it.
You don't even you don't see the sword slash as
they go by it, but they do strike it as
they do. I just to like shrum clock out all
the right things, and I want mama, mama. He is
going to go ahead and make his first Oh stop that,
stop that phone. First, he's gonna make his first attack
against shut the mood here.
Speaker 3: Desmond's in the backpack planes.
Speaker 2: The first attack hits. I'm going to roll both of
them just to get out of the way. It's going
to strike at this thing twice. Both times it hits,
so it's gonna roll damage.
Speaker 5: Twice to to.
Speaker 2: It's only the first one. His first attack deals fourteen
points of damage to this one. His second attack deals
fifteen points of damage to this one as he cuts
into it twice. As he does again, it's one of
its limbs falls off from the body. It then reconstitutes
itself fairly quickly. But the slashes, which you don't necessarily
see him making, they just make a clean cut. There's
just a clean plane of underneath the tar where the
limbs are cut from the body. It's then going to go.
That's his turn. This one down here is going to go.
It is going to do the same thing. It is
going to make an attack against both of you again,
against both Desmond or not Desmond, against Lawrence and against Pepper.
Speaker 12: Well, shit, I already used my reactions, so I can't
fucking stob them.
Speaker 2: It gets a twenty one against Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Wow, what an asshole.
Speaker 2: It's true that hits it? I presume no, all right, yeah,
well it does damage anyway, because if we don't care
about rules, then we don't care about rules. It hits you.
Speaker 7: What we're kind of.
Speaker 3: Close to Desmond.
Speaker 12: He's given is that that plus fifteen bop ah damn it.
Speaker 2: Please roll this constitution saving throw to see if it
knocks a bunch of your maximum hit points out as well.
Speaker 7: Boy twelve.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, the twelve is a failure. In that case, your
maximum hit points are going to be reduced by a
further six six. Hell as it strikes you and drains
life away from you. Oh my god, the Elemental isn't
going to make an attack against Pepper. Pepper, it strikes
towards you. Well, we've been here before. It quit.
Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me? Pepper, You're you're muted. If
you're screaming right now, I just want you to know
you're muted.
Speaker 2: I'm BRB, but I'm not pleased.
Speaker 3: They say, ah, okay.
Speaker 2: Well I'm gonna roll the damage against them, and then
Pepper takes thirty two points of damage. Partially resistant. Eeo, Pepper,
I need you to make this constitution saving throw to
see if your maximum hit points are reduced by six.
Speaker 1: Yeah Jesus, okay six eight? So okay, you know what
I'm gonna roll. Well, come on, peb.
Speaker 7: It is not.
Speaker 2: Good job. As it lashes out towards you, it strikes you.
It forms a spear made of the tar like substance
of its body, strikes it at Pepper. It cuts into you,
but you manage to avoid you pull away from it
before it SAPs life fully out of you. Meanwhile, Lawrence,
you see the strikes that it's made against it. Its
tar like body is partially engrossing him, like enveloping him
slightly where it strikes, and you see life being pulled
from Young Lauri's body, Laurie, Young Lory's body. It is
your turn, dum, what will you do brain piloting Young LORI?
Speaker 12: Oh, it's not a very good brain. I had a plan,
but now I'm like that plane's not good.
Speaker 2: Tabasco's on deck.
Speaker 3: By the way, Oh, get him to bath and.
Speaker 2: Then cag and then scarn.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna with your original plan.
Speaker 1: It's you what a good plan?
Speaker 3: Thy'll carry God damn.
Speaker 2: It, mancho, don't let the standy of cag get wet.
Speaker 3: I won't. I'll do my best.
Speaker 7: You know, you know what, you know what.
Speaker 14: Fucking fucking fuck it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna hit it with thunder spiral. Fucking fuck it,
We're hitting out with the big fucking spell.
Speaker 7: We don't like it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna fucking get its ass. Fuck you, you piece
of ship. Please don't save.
Speaker 23: On the.
Speaker 2: Is it save or suck?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: Let me double chick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I might have a recommendation for you.
Speaker 12: On a failed save, creature takes sixty ten thunder damage
or have as much on a successful this uh fails.
Speaker 2: A save is not octo prompt, so it not twenty,
so it will take half.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, fine, fine.
Speaker 3: Take half of this.
Speaker 2: You fire a cone like wave of thunder out from you.
It takes twelve damage. As this wave of sound erupts,
water is twisted and contorted in a spiral around the
cone of thunderous energy. Its body seems to vibrate and
absorb most of the damage because it reconstitutes itself properly,
But it does take the twelve And again.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at my sheet I'm looking through my thing,
my my on care action.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 12: I want to encore.
Speaker 1: Action when I can double check in the morning on it.
Speaker 12: I can't make one male or move up to half
my movement speed or not without prooking opportunity attacks. That's
what I want. I want to scoop my boot away.
Speaker 2: From it, kicktio feet where you go.
Speaker 3: An opportunity text from it. But I also don't. I
haven't used anywhere.
Speaker 2: I gotta go give Desmond a hug.
Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much. Yeah, Like I got fifteen, so I'm
gonna use the fifteen to.
Speaker 1: Get over me.
Speaker 3: Out of fucking attack range.
Speaker 2: You are still in its attack range. You would know
that from how it's been pitching towards you.
Speaker 12: Oh what if I use my fifteen to go there instead?
Speaker 5: You do that?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Then you head over besides card.
Speaker 3: Yeah, use my actual movement to get the fuck away.
Speaker 2: Yep, you rush over toward it. Tendrils of dark energy
come out of its body made of that dark tar
like substance. They strike into the ground like very as
you dodge and weave around them, and you rush over
and away, and you rushed by them and you get
out of dodge.
Speaker 14: Right that's thirty.
Speaker 2: That was your action and encore actions see if a
bonus action, right, I.
Speaker 12: Do deflect, bitch, Yeah, yeah right, I'm checking that the
OnCore action movement. Does that count as like, because I'm
moving fifteen feet? Is that fifteen feet of my thirty
feet movement?
Speaker 2: It's extra movement, it's additional outside extra moments.
Speaker 12: I could actually move another fifteen feet if I wanted, which.
Speaker 2: I will to be lars out of here.
Speaker 12: Guys, listen, I'm a squishy ten year old support boy.
Speaker 3: I'm over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. Elemental two is going to go. It
is going to focus on Saun. It is going to
turn and make an attack against Saun on account of
Sun doing so much damage to it. It's gonna roll
a two for an eleven. So it's going to strike
toward him and Sooon once again, just kind of mockingly
just turns their body. The tendrils of tar strike by
them inches away from their skin. It's gonna do it again.
It feels low key, a little insulted. It is going
to reel back. Its body is going to twist into
a dozen different spearlike appendages and make an attack more
attacks against Saoon there it hit. Congrats s n as
this these dozens of spear like appendages form and they
strike toward it. Those that do not entirely miss Sun
seem to get stopped in the air in front of him,
and they do not make any kind of contact that
seems to affect him. Something that you guys have seen
before when he fought previously, as sometimes weapons seem to
get held in place before hitting him. Tabasco is going
to go, now, Tabasco, what would you like to stay
in the air up there, buddy?
Speaker 1: Would it be able to Would he be able to
dive down and give the help action against dark energy
elemental four?
Speaker 2: Yeah? For okay, I think that's it may provoke an
opportunity attack as lead, but yeah, thus it stays near it.
Speaker 1: I think I just got baby boy back, but we're
in trouble. I mean, Soon's kind of doing his best,
but we're floundering over here. There are two different fights
happening on the battlefield today, Soon being very graceful and
Pepper getting annihilated.
Speaker 3: Dam So, I.
Speaker 1: Think I think it would be in character for him
to give the.
Speaker 2: Help action and not fly down and then stays there,
because if it leaves. That's when it will provoke the
opportunity attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't I don't want that at this time.
I think it's I'd like to think I'm.
Speaker 2: A more tempting down gives the help action. Next attack
against it is gonna have advantage. Question, would you be
okay with kag taking that attack? Because he is turning
to take it. He is going to bonus action, charge forward.
He's going to become huge. He is a du regard.
I don't like. I suspect. I suspect that image that
looks like AI to me, I need to find something
to replace that with. It vaguely kind of looks a
little bit like it, but I'm not sure. I hate
that I'm seeing that that. I didn't pick that image.
It was just loaded onto a thing. If you're lucky,
people at home won't be seeing the one I'm talking about.
The token one has the sheen that I associate with
AI stuff. I'll find anyone regardless. It's going to become
he's gonna become huge. He's going to rush forward.
Speaker 24: He's gonna be like, step it aside, we little fox,
I've got nurse. He's gonna raise up his hammer and
he's gonna bring it down to make two attacks against
this thing. He nod twenties and I forgot to roll
with advantage, So we're gonna not count that as the
help action one just for fun, and he is going
to strike it, bringing the hammer down on top of it,
dealing a toe of thirty four reduced to seventeen damage
as he hammers his warhammer down into it as it
is trying to reconstitute himself. It's itself. He's going to
go for another attack against it. Don't mind that.
Speaker 14: Die.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to do that. Go away, Nope, didn't
mean to do that. Luckily he didn't go on anything
good advantage twenty two. That is a hit woo, and
it is thanks to your help action. Otherwise he would
have gotten a three.
Speaker 1: Here, I am helping, you are helping.
Speaker 2: He's going to do his regular damage. He strikes it
twenty one reduced down to ten points of damage on
that one. As he continues to strike and cleave into it.
That is going to be him. Scarn your turn, Pepper,
you are on deck.
Speaker 1: Thank you on deck, Scott, Scott.
Speaker 3: He's passed out.
Speaker 7: He's doing just no.
Speaker 6: Why are they not saying things because the funny button
was pressed.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Hi, it's me.
Speaker 6: Let's uh, which one's doing doing good?
Speaker 2: Which the one that Kag and Pepper are on is
doing a bit better than the other one.
Speaker 22: Mm.
Speaker 2: Interesting because Lilia and Soon have been tagged team and
that one up there and they're doing quite a bit.
Speaker 5: Of Yeah, that's that's kind of what I'm looking at.
So let's go for you minus fucking five. I'm gonna
try and fold them, got it bumbs up? Well, that's
first off. Let me let me well, I'll do it
right here.
Speaker 2: I'll say his name is guy because he's about to
get folded.
Speaker 5: You'd folded? Well, probably not going to do.
Speaker 2: It, that is. Do you want to overwhelm me good pants?
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: Okay, roll another one, oh bob, that is the silvery
barbs advantage. Gone.
Speaker 5: Oh so his dead body doesn't work, doesn't.
Speaker 2: Desmonds doesn't?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Do I get bountiful luck from the corpse? He asks?
Speaker 3: He should?
Speaker 2: Hey man, here, Desmonds, Aaron, roll me. You'reroll me just
to do one hundred? Oh my god, Oh my god,
get under a yep. Okay, so also broll me a constitution,
say for a Desmond. While we're at it. Uh, scarn,
go ahead, roll it again.
Speaker 6: I'm surprised. I gotta okay, well here fail again?
Speaker 5: Do it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 7: No, know what.
Speaker 2: You try to fire at it, and there's no way
that you can conceive of the forces of luck bending
around you. You still miss as you shoot at it.
But you do here on your back. You do hear
a little cough? Good Desmond, you're not conscious, but you
let out a little cough, a little bit of water.
You cough up a little bit of water on top
of scarn.
Speaker 5: You're paand me back for that. Oh wait, I never
marked that. Did I do that? No, I didn't do that.
I didn't do that because that missed. Never mind I
clicked that arns.
Speaker 2: You see this. You see Desmond's body move, but he
still seems to be incapacitated, unable to take action.
Speaker 5: I still got another one.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do? You have another tag? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Another one and it failed again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you want he's overwhelming ad fants again?
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, you fuckhet it.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and roll.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna stop sharpshooting, by the way. That's it'll
it'll hit one day.
Speaker 5: See see that nice ship.
Speaker 2: I also, what do I get with my twenties? It
might be paralyzed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's paralyzed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be in your wepisode. Do your damage first,
although we can, we can just double just a double
check before you roll your damage.
Speaker 5: We can just real quick. You can just looking and
fold real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, going, going, holding sky set me up for a layup.
Speaker 5: Scarn radios weapons do.
Speaker 2: Paralyzing burst. So do your damage first. Roll your damage
against it first.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You shoot it with a bolt of lightning that does
a total of fifty three damage.
Speaker 7: Damn.
Speaker 2: Now make it make that constitution save.
Speaker 5: Where's the button? I have that button on folder?
Speaker 2: He already rolled it. Chat, he had the advantage. Yeah,
should be if you look at your main paralyzing burst
there is. Ye, he did roll the advantage earlier. Chat
it just he rolled bad.
Speaker 5: I rolled bad with advantage earlier.
Speaker 2: Why am I looking at you? I don't normally look
at you. Go away, Chat, Get out of my.
Speaker 3: Prefer goddamn get out.
Speaker 7: Chat.
Speaker 2: It's the it's the dice button right beside paralyzing burst.
I didn't Yeah I.
Speaker 5: Thought I did.
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah you did? You did?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 2: You did? I didn't. I got hit on my end, Bob.
It succeeds, so it's not parallels. It succeeds the creatures.
Speaker 5: It succeeds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck yeah, sorry.
Speaker 5: Accidentally pressed the button.
Speaker 2: That's okay, you have that's okay, so it's all right,
don't worry about it. I can I can correct this.
Speaker 1: I'm sure this doesn't happen all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay. Heck in all right. You fire. That
was your second attack. You shoot, the first one misses,
you like fire toward it. It goes wide. You hear
Desmond cough. You feel a little bit luckier his his
water cough gives you halfling luck. You aim, You fire
a blast of electricity that hits the thing, blasts its
body into little puddles of tar that do reconstitute themselves,
but you do considerable damage. You see lightning arcing across
its body after it reforms, as it stumbles and tries
to pull itself up.
Speaker 5: H mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You could dragon search if you want to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's what I was literally doing.
Speaker 2: Dragon searche dragon search.
Speaker 7: Shit hit him again?
Speaker 2: Here it was at eighteen and then do you want
to will use me?
Speaker 5: Not right now? Okay, I'll live with this. I'll move
back over here to you have.
Speaker 2: One more attack I do, Yeah, Dragonsers gives you a
whole extra attack action.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's just it was a full one. Okay, I
thought it was just one. I might have used it
before correctly, but I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: You've used it correctly every other time you've ever used it. Yay,
twenty two twenty two, that's a h whoa scar a
kiss all your damage.
Speaker 6: I'm going to hurt him.
Speaker 2: You deal another twenty two points of damage to it. Again,
it's lightning arts across his body. Uh are you gonna
you do know if you move away now, you will
probably incur a opportunity attack for the ones beside you.
Speaker 5: But exactly, But I do want to move over here
to the lore.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's going to attack you. Then it's going to
do the thing that it would do as you go down.
Speaker 5: I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2: It is going to make a tar collision strike. It
reaches out to attack. H one of its tendrils strikes
toward you, get say twenty seven, which I'm going to
venture a guess is probably a hit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is Stone's endurance though, Oh.
Speaker 2: Okay, roll that rolling stone is endurance and I.
Speaker 3: Can welck them up.
Speaker 7: Bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go on to your character and I'm
going to try stupid. Yeah, you gotta roll. You're You're
not stupid. You're not stupid at all. That's my friend.
You did. It's going to be reduced by ten.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now we'll hear what you and.
Speaker 2: Here it cuts fifteen, reduced down to five points of damage.
And I'm going to say, you're just gonna take in
brevity that the necrotic damage is the primary damage that's reduced,
because if we take about half from each it should be.
So you're not gonna make the con save because there's
no necrotic damage to effect you anyway. Cool boom, you
run over there. You and Desmond rush over to where
Laurie is.
Speaker 5: I have to stay back. So I'm I'm contecting the
kid and the body.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I'm also protecting you. And his name is Desmond.
I saw him move.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's fine, he's fine.
Speaker 6: I'm calling him an object and I would do that
to his living body.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're objectifying Desmond.
Speaker 6: Always would, Hey, you on deck I am distractedness from that.
Speaker 3: But that is the definition of hamster banana.
Speaker 7: Fucking god damn.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm not. I'm not running. I'm going to
summon flames a big sword.
Speaker 2: Okay sword, Okay, okay, okay, the right.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay, come on, Peb.
Speaker 3: You got this, Peb, that's Brussel four twenty four hands, yeah,
amon whole.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's some good flames create the uchi gitana. Flames
strike toward it, you cleave it in half. The remaining
tar that constitutes its body ignites.
Speaker 1: I'm done running. You guys got that one, right.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Thirty feet and it's gonna look like I'm running, but
I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm running. Someday We're got to figure out a plug in
on your end and normalizes you, because I think I
have to turn you up and down the most of
anybody in these cakes.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's you know, it's You're not the first.
That was a problem that I had it theater companies
because I'm so quiet and then so loud.
Speaker 2: I think it's more you lean around a lot from
your mic is more more the general.
Speaker 3: Thing, the malone they're by they have to move around
a whole bunch.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a problem. Nobody else here suffers from totally.
Speaker 1: Bisexuality.
Speaker 2: Exactly what I yeah, exactly, it's a problem.
Speaker 3: Frankly, listen, you're my romantic.
Speaker 7: You don't.
Speaker 12: You don't have to sit like a fucking goblin all
the time. And yes, the full, the full buys that
need to.
Speaker 2: I don't appreciate this going on right now.
Speaker 3: It's absolutely not gatekeeping.
Speaker 12: I wish that I didn't have to sit like a
I am heterosexual.
Speaker 3: I'm sad here you grow straight for that. We're gatekeeping.
Speaker 2: What do you want to.
Speaker 3: I see, we reverse the oppression that makes.
Speaker 5: Hey man, I'm just sitting sitting here, just shutting the
fun up? You know.
Speaker 2: Actually, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on. Can't you do a thing? Can't you do
a thing? Pepper? When you cast a spell? Don't you
get to do a thing. Don't we have stuff that
you do when you cast spells? Remind me what it is.
I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's called I think it's called stinging spell. It is.
And as long as I cast a spell, I can
cast a can trip.
Speaker 2: Hold on though, Oh, because you you cast that spell
as about this action. Oh and then you attacked as
an action I believe. Okay, so you can't. I'm sorry.
It's okay. You killed a thing.
Speaker 1: No, I mean genuinely thank you. Yeah, I done murdified something.
Pep's feeling good. But thank you for checking in and
being like you have a thing. I think I appreciate
that you're helpful this time.
Speaker 2: Lilia, you're a tree.
Speaker 18: What do you do your beautiful last tree?
Speaker 14: We are the trees Supreme.
Speaker 15: Okay, she's she's she's gonna come in and she's gonna
take up Blum and she's gonna.
Speaker 14: Oh wait, do I have to roll the bandage?
Speaker 2: You do have to roll the advantage? Tell you what?
Tell you what? Welcome Lily, that's pretty cool. Thirty to hit.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, right, buncho.
Speaker 2: That game have anything it does on no, hold on,
hold on.
Speaker 14: Cool, Time to learn to learn this new technique.
Speaker 2: It does not do anything on a crit currently except
do a whole fuck ton of damage, which you did. Okay, something, Uh,
where's that? Where's that extrade coming from?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: You still have gayas avatar on you from last fight.
I'm gonna get that off of you. We're just gonna
are we gonna let that go? I don't care. We're
here to play ball.
Speaker 15: Well, I also put I also put tree mode on you,
so just make sure that the yeah no.
Speaker 2: You had, you had the other version from the last
fight from the last game still on you, which is
where that extra force damage was coming from. Yeah, but
but this time you have great Tree which doesn't come
with the damage, but it does come with advantage. So
we're just gonna let you have those extra few dice.
It's fine, but I've removed that now. Anyways, Uh, you
got one more attack, Pablah, and he did it with advantage.
I'm so proud of you. Twenty twenty six is a
hit Haablah would be absurd if it wasn't you deal
fifteen points of damage reduced to fifteen points of damage.
Huh now you did fifteen points of damage.
Speaker 14: Well okay, well I'm gonna stab it now.
Speaker 2: But dage that one. No, that also that was a
dexterity based attack, so you'd have advantage on that one too.
Speaker 14: Yeah. See I forgot. Well that one's a twenty three,
and then that one's.
Speaker 2: Up twenty three hits.
Speaker 3: That one's up.
Speaker 14: We go, Oh boy, I thought that yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, you deal five points of damage reduced to two
points of damage.
Speaker 14: Alrighty, that's me all.
Speaker 2: Right, you stab into it, you hit it with your
tree attacks, all right, So UN's turn. So uone's going
to drop their blade, raise it above them, sweep it
out to the side, and they are going to do
the exact same thing. I can't I can't bring myself
to say that they attack unless they do one of these.
So they do that. They shift around it every time
they attack. They flash step onto the other side, they
bay around their their target. They're going to attack get them.
But uh oh, why did that go into the tower?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Why? Well, it hits in any case, goes by them, strikes,
they take eleven points of damage, and then he's going
to turn and strike one more time. That is a
twenty four to hit, brings up his blade, deals twelve
more points of damage to this thing. It is still alive, Laurence.
It is your turn.
Speaker 17: Oh okay, what is what is the range on this
fucking bitch?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think we can get it. I think we
can alway hit it. We're going to try to hit
this bitch with a thunder toongue.
Speaker 25: I'm gonna y'all like I know right there, Dear God, make.
Speaker 2: It roll the save.
Speaker 7: I did it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll make it roll the save. Then here I go.
It rolls the save, It gets a twenty two and succeeds.
Speaker 3: To what if I silvery barbs it.
Speaker 2: Then it would roll a disadvantage or no silvery barbes,
just roll another D twenty. Roll again and take the
lower not disadvantage. You do it again, Okay, then I
would roll it again like this, get us sixteen, which
is the same thing it rolled before. It's still a
twenty two.
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Well, but now you can give advantage to somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I wanted to give it to Lilia because she's right
next to the M, but I should probably give it
to Scarn because he's up next. Okay, Scorne, I love
you so much, Scarn, but I want to protect the button.
Speaker 12: We where you go, Scarf, I can get it, beat
it up, bet up, scar for get it, get it.
Speaker 3: And then to flex.
Speaker 2: Alright, it's turn. It is going to descend into the ground.
It's going to become a puddle of tar and descend
without causing any opportunity attacks due to his proximity. It
is then going to shift over across the ground and
is going to pop back up on the other side
of Scarn and Lawrence.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: The way that I looked on camera is so funny.
I know that none of you can see him. I
encourage you guys to go back and rewatch it at
this exact time code. But this is very funny to me.
It happened in a in a very cinematic jump scary
kind of way. Uh, It's going to go for an
attack against both of you. It's dark tendrils reach out.
It's going to strike at Lawrence first. It misses you. Lawrence,
it rolls a twelve.
Speaker 1: O.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: It is then going to strike towards Scarn and he's
going to miss Scarn with a fifteen Awesome. What was
how much did it move? It moved basically, it's full
movement speed. It goes for that attack against both of you.
You both dodge out of the way as it rises
up from underneath you. Rise up. It's Tabascar. It's Tabasco.
Speaker 3: It's Tabasco.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know that young fella.
Speaker 7: He lives.
Speaker 1: My Gods. I first I celebrate Tabasco is grateful for life.
Speaker 2: In this moment, he gets a second action.
Speaker 1: I will go aeriel again, But can I do it over?
Is this is this here like something that?
Speaker 2: Oh, that is a giant like effectively a wall that
is going from a ceiling to did I not excellent?
Hold on, everyone, I just realized I'm a I'm a dufis. No,
I'm not being nearly as atmospheric as I should be.
There we go. Oh, at this point in the battle,
I realized I never turned on the collision or the lighting.
Speaker 1: Well, can I can I do? Go up thirty feet
and kind of scamper on that wall and kind of
perch up there? Yeah, line and wait.
Speaker 2: He lies in wait.
Speaker 1: For if his time comes.
Speaker 2: He knows what that thirty feet is by the way
of the height of the ceiling in here. So he's
like up at the top of this wall.
Speaker 1: Perfect, He's like all scrungled up, like is that you
he's doing that little freaky cat back that tabasco? Yes, yes, yeah, Cag.
Speaker 3: Is gonna come on.
Speaker 2: Look, hold on, ca.
Speaker 3: Come on, big wild bitch.
Speaker 2: That's thirty pepper. What are you doing? Giant? Cag runs
up behind it. It's not your turn.
Speaker 3: I was no.
Speaker 1: I was moving my camera and I didn't realize that.
Speaker 7: Oh you didn't know your movie.
Speaker 2: The giant standy of cag rushes up behind Lawrence and Scarn.
It's going to pull out two of its giant hand
axes and throw them a little tar puddle. Man, the
first one's going to hit, dealing death. Yea rushes up
behind you, guys, pulls back. There's an audible as he
prepares and throws the axe. It soars through the air,
cuts through the tar elemental, severing it into two pieces
that each try to maintain their form briefly and maintain balance,
and then just dissolve away into a combination of this
dark puddle and this ash like smoke that then the
entire thing dissipates into as they are killed.
Speaker 5: As they are who.
Speaker 2: Good job, Desmond. What was your con save you made
before it was a three? Could you make another?
Speaker 5: It was bad? It was bad, That's what it was.
Speaker 2: It is a.
Speaker 7: Whoa. That was a sound.
Speaker 2: That was a sound I should be making as a
GM that should be like the aberration attacks. That was
what that was. Uh So that caught me off guard.
Desmond continues to cough up water and shift around, but
does not regain consciousness.
Speaker 6: A smart man like me would give you CPR so
you could actually get rid of all that liquid in
your lungs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll be fine.
Speaker 6: So if only someone had a high medicine thing anyway.
Speaker 12: What I don't just those spells and ship like, it's
not gonna help right now?
Speaker 6: If I do a medicine check on Desmond, is he honestly?
Let me just roll it?
Speaker 5: Okay, let me hit this funny button that was with advantage.
Damn I didn't want that.
Speaker 2: Do I still have silvery drop the first eleven? Yeah,
you do silvery barbs and like that that can that
applies to it.
Speaker 5: Oh that does count.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he appears to be stable. Uh, he is alive,
but he is still functionally unconscious. He is still in
like the dying state, but he's not dying. He is stable.
He's stable. Nothing we can really do other than well,
if we heal him.
Speaker 3: If we can heal up right, I'm gonna try to heal.
Speaker 2: Is it. I'm gonna throw Desmond. You just roll the
roll the healing into the thing.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try an eighty bitty one.
Speaker 12: Just to see, just to see roll it just like
into the chat, not on to Desmond.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh this doesn't bode well, bab.
Speaker 1: Sixteen level.
Speaker 2: Now roll me a spell casting ability check?
Speaker 1: Oh come on, do I do that?
Speaker 2: It's a charisma check.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's your spell casting ability.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm Marisa.
Speaker 7: Is all right?
Speaker 2: It should be good. It's your main thing you do.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 3: How's a twenty four hit?
Speaker 7: Your baby?
Speaker 2: You so what you use? Care wounds? You walk over
to him, You put your hands upon him, and you
try to pump healing energy into him, positive energy into him.
As you do, there is a faint golden light that
moves from you that you feel as if it is
drawn from you into Desmond. As life is fully restored
to Desmond. Desmond. Oh my god, Desmond, I would like
you to rill four. We're gonna do kind of an
abstract resurrection here. Do roll me a D four?
Speaker 7: Damn it aired?
Speaker 2: No, that's good, okay, lower better question mark question mark
des Men, you find yourself regaining consciousness placed upon the
wet ground, the wet riverside ground. You find yourself regaining
consciousness with everybody surrounding you, including a giant cag who's
looming over everybody staring down with worry on their dwarf
and face.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, you're alive.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I'm immediately hugging you and you and you are aware,
Desmond of the things that we had discussed before.
Speaker 7: Hey, ms Man, are you okay.
Speaker 5: I'm just glad you're a good kid.
Speaker 7: I'm so good now that you're okay. I missed you
so much. I'm sorry. It's my fault you died. I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 5: No, it's my fault, kid, I put you both in danger.
I'm sorry for that.
Speaker 3: If I hain't gotten it, you couldn't have just phoned
back up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: If we had all just not been here in the time,
Gotham wouldn't have tried to kill us. But anyway, speaking
of Gotham, you might have to thank that guy.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have the juice to things. Tennis Dane kind
of brought you back up. I'm not sure how, but yeah,
the body of I didn't know that part. Yeah, don't
thank him. Thank Gotham.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, we're in a fucking heated but fine stalemates. Eventually
fucking eighty three gun, my fucking body demand, what do
you remember.
Speaker 5: I've been briefed on the arrangement.
Speaker 2: I know we have to save whatever the thing is
down there from uh our fairy friend who briefed you.
Speaker 5: That is unclear. Oh hmmm, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just know stuff was done.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm so happy you're back.
Speaker 12: Emborah locked, Esmond's back, liliasode my, everybody, look, Doesmon's back?
Speaker 8: Just a mess fucking snot tears, just augly crying.
Speaker 5: Your dad wouldn't want your crying like this. He would
never do something like this.
Speaker 7: Guy, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Some big buff night, just crying all.
Speaker 7: Oh my fucking goddess.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm putting a greater one back inside of the inventory.
Speaker 5: You can rip that. Oh thanks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's good to see you back.
Speaker 5: I'm good to be back.
Speaker 1: She's just feeling she was really.
Speaker 3: She said all her feelings about this, but she's fucking
ecstatic that you're back.
Speaker 1: There, badly, badly. Pepper's ears are back, but her tail
is just fucking wagging behind her.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's really happy.
Speaker 3: Shut Why why don't you want him to know that
you're happy?
Speaker 7: He's alive? I don't.
Speaker 3: Oh God, just be happy.
Speaker 7: Just show you're happy.
Speaker 25: Oh my god, good's just walking around anymore?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, take a ring check on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah it doesn't speak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gave us quiet a scare.
Speaker 6: Huh yeah, sorry, Hey man, you're not allowed to go are.
Speaker 2: Good job a loaded pat?
Speaker 5: Pat?
Speaker 2: All right? CAGs really mad at us for not helping.
Speaker 5: We're out.
Speaker 2: We gotta move, we gotta go.
Speaker 5: All right. I know you're literally just coming back to life.
Real sucks. Time to start working.
Speaker 2: Gang on the Oh, he's used to it.
Speaker 5: Don't let the fucking demons come and get you again.
Let's go. Guarantees on that.
Speaker 6: I understand that the demons are literally with me right now.
Look around, look at the rib. Points at rib oh okay, yeah, yeah, him, him,
that demon.
Speaker 5: Or God?
Speaker 2: Right now, don't let the demons get you. Who are
the demons? They're here with us? Now? What do you mean?
Points to corner me just at my computer in the cave.
What that guy.
Speaker 5: You can in the standing disc like.
Speaker 7: Roll friend, bro?
Speaker 2: You the mysterious handsome man vanishes as suddenly as he appeared.
Speaker 3: Do you have fringles?
Speaker 2: Who knows.
Speaker 14: Dirt?
Speaker 3: So much dirt I'm like clinging.
Speaker 1: To Now that's the elixir.
Speaker 5: Ay Tabasco, you can calm down.
Speaker 1: It just falls from the sky full on, lands on
Scarren's shoulders with claws.
Speaker 6: I don't feel pain and I still have stone boards.
Speaker 5: My arm is just a rock.
Speaker 2: It's kneading through the Tabasco comes under lands on your shoulder.
Thinks it's gonna grip onto skin, but it's just grips
on a solid rock and slips like.
Speaker 7: It would like.
Speaker 1: Tabasco would make their way over to Dustmond and just
kind of like crawl on Dustmond and like, you know,
a nuts little and Pepper is just like, oh hey, wow,
the ceiling is so high, and Heven is turning away
from the group, tail sweeping in a huge.
Speaker 5: Wag, flustered is really nice for airflow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a look.
Speaker 12: No, no, don't separate from us.
Speaker 10: I'm just gonna over there.
Speaker 5: You're looking a little fucked up.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 1: Thanks for noticing. And that is what they call a
girl in love something.
Speaker 7: Oh you.
Speaker 1: Mark your days?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Is that what I look like?
Speaker 14: Back and forth?
Speaker 13: Pit mattering, the the the overly, the overly erratic wagging
of the tail, the flesh cheeks, the airplane.
Speaker 1: The.
Speaker 2: Girls love Wait, as you talk to could you roll
me an insight check?
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: In check back with my ears?
Speaker 3: Wha, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: Thirteen though there is a smile on their face and
they seem happy to see Desmond. Though it's very minor
and difficult to pick up on. Uh, you detect an
air of worry from Sun as he seems to be
observing Desmond.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, I can't let myself get too happy.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, so un is worried one hundred
percent of the time.
Speaker 14: Because I was always worried. So I'm worried Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair to be at me.
Speaker 2: I'm worried that the day will draw to a close
and then we'll have lost it.
Speaker 3: Were you no group?
Speaker 2: You want to go for nuggies? Buddy?
Speaker 23: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did did just say nuggies?
Speaker 2: This hypothetical someone said nuggies to him?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I had a moment of like, no, he hasn't said anything,
but you just pick up an air of an air
of mild anxiety coming from him that he's clearly trying
to keep quiet.
Speaker 1: You make too many presumptions, are you too?
Speaker 22: Like?
Speaker 2: Well, no, that was the most casual I think I've
ever seen you talk to him.
Speaker 1: Oh, they've been talking. Let's focus on that. They've been talking,
or trying to at least.
Speaker 13: The vapors coming out of your head. Pepper, you are
deflecting like a mofo. I'm not deflecting anything. I'm pointing.
Speaker 18: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: Are we doing that because you you were chatting like
you guys past?
Speaker 13: Now let's yes, we got a big battle together, and
I'm eating olive.
Speaker 3: Olive.
Speaker 1: Jimmy, there there, I've had olive. They just have stones
in the middle.
Speaker 2: Where's everybody getting olives.
Speaker 1: From my pantry? They came with the place.
Speaker 5: That first portable pantry.
Speaker 3: Spell amazing.
Speaker 2: That sounds so cute.
Speaker 7: Yep, good old.
Speaker 2: Triple p and so. But Desmond having returned and us
being about ten minutes away from three hours, I think
that this juncture is a good place for us to stop.
What will come of Desmond having returned at the by
the joint efforts of the Throne Arcan that contacted Lori
and Gotham, the retrieval the body and the resurrection reverse, respectively.
What will come of it? We will see in coming sessions. Desmond.
Just so you know, I the D four was to
see what your resurrection fatigue was gonna be. You got
a one, You have a negative one on stuff. You
rest once, you'll be fine. Sweet, Yeah, you got off easy.
You could have taken you up to four days to recover,
but no bugging that thrown arcan did a pretty good job.
Speaker 3: Oh thank god.
Speaker 2: Who'd have thought the archangels of the setting would be
pretty good at that? Crazy And with that, I think
that's where we're going to stop for today and we
will be back next week. Reminder to everybody at home
that this week and next week will be the last
times that you can donate to the Three Gentle Sins book,
which is I put this on Twitter not for nothing.
When it comes out, don't be shocked. Cardi likes doing
spicy covers. This one's definitely got the spiciest cover of
the three, almost to the point that I had to
be like, is this going to represent itself properly? But
then I was like, ah, fuck it. Whatever we do
the j RPG stuff, everyone gets to be a little
over sexy sometimes to graduate from grayscale to CPIA. Oh yeah,
I gotta take the thing off of you. Heck, and
I'm gonna do that right now. I'm gonna do that
before we stop, because I want to. I want to
see you not be that anymore. Where are you?
Speaker 5: Where are you? Fuck face there?
Speaker 1: You are going to fight you, Lily damn squeaky speaky.
Speaker 2: I don't beat you up, all right.
Speaker 14: It's like you're deflecting olive.
Speaker 1: If anyone in SAMN this Domino has ADHD, we found
the source.
Speaker 5: Credit narrow divergent as party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was about to say.
Speaker 5: That's most adventurers at this point.
Speaker 2: In my opinion, you're you're man. I wonder what the
overlap is. I wonder if maybe it's the fact that
most people play in D and D or maybe a
little bit in that direction.
Speaker 26: What I like to just think that like a lot
of neurotypicals in like some's domina, they're like, I could
go out and fight monsters, and you know, I don't
really have like the ADHD autistic like.
Speaker 2: Heightened you mean adventurers in general in universe. I see, yeah, yeah,
I thought you in D and D like characters, they'd
be like, yeah, pretty much all of them all the time.
But no, absolutely fucking anyone who's like doesn't have a
hyperfixations like I could learn the secrets of magic. I
could fight my way. I could I could unlock the
secrets of the universe. Or I could have a wife
and working had a woodmill.
Speaker 26: The tavern on Wednesdays and get some get some happy
hour ale I could.
Speaker 2: You like a course says there's anything wrong with the
never leaving ten kilometers from where you were born mode
of living?
Speaker 7: Crazy person.
Speaker 2: I went to the school that was here's how you
use the tools you will do your job with.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna get married, mostly.
Speaker 20: Because it's kind of convenient because they only live three
miles away instead of.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh. And that is that
is today's session. We who are we gonna rate? I'm
gonna I'm gonna stop regards everybody at home. Make sure
you donate to three gentle sins. It's already hecking honking
big fun to Just so you guys know, the dark
energy elementals, they're gonna be like a part of it.
They're gonna be in it, and that'll be that'll be cool.
They've been God, you guys got to kill these ones.
Didn't just get beat up by them again?
Speaker 1: Absolutely well, I mean I got to take the life
from one.
Speaker 2: And I too little kantry. I do think that fucking
do I get luck from the corpse? And me us
being like, that's where it'll happen. That's back just as
you asking do I get luck from the corpse? Is
probably the funniest thing said.
Speaker 6: I honestly looked down and I was like, wait, I
have Desmond in my pocket.
Speaker 7: He could help me out here.
Speaker 2: Next I have a free tunement slot. I'd like to
attune to Desmond.
Speaker 1: I don't want to tune Tom draped over your shoulders syrup.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see you guys are watching on YouTube
and whatnot next time. Bye bye,