Speaker 1: Wow, welcome to the snarts egg. You're about to teach.
Speaker 2: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black
Speaker 2: Mat and Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some glazing glory.
Speaker 3: My boy, my boy, that's that old meme, right, you know?
Speaker 4: Is that oblivion?
Speaker 3: No, it's the Sega CD. I the uh sorry in
Speaker 3: a second, but the well the CD I Zelda. Oh really? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, my boy link I barely did squat a lot.
Speaker 4: We're off squat a lot. Yes, that's like that fucking
Speaker 4: uh sure Pinocchio movie where he goes isky the sky
Speaker 4: day when he runs out the window.
Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: There's a Polly short only seventeen Pinocchio movie.
Speaker 3: There's an animated that. You were gonna say, like nineties.
Speaker 4: No, this is like recent. Yeah, playing whom Pinocchio.
Speaker 3: I'm so taking it's real.
Speaker 4: It's it's the strangest it's not taking podcast. It's me Chris,
Speaker 4: it's him Sweety, it's him Derek.
Speaker 3: So the IP is up for grabs. Is that what
Speaker 3: happening isn't public domain? I think it's public domain. So
Speaker 3: they made that weird thing that you're.
Speaker 2: Talking about because it wasn't it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Lies of penis. I guess, oh yeah, lies it like.
Speaker 2: It wasn't made by them like that. They don't own
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 3: What do you mean they never owned that, They never
Speaker 3: like they never well, they didn't create, they don't they
Speaker 3: didn't create anything. Yeah, they didn't create the Brother's grim,
Speaker 3: right did most of the stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think most of them was up for
Speaker 2: grat like it was always.
Speaker 3: They they interpreted in a way that I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like like when did a pool your pools created
Speaker 2: by them? And then it went to public domain afterwards Mickey,
Speaker 2: I think Mickey goes probably domain. I think it did
Speaker 2: either last year or this year.
Speaker 4: No, steamboat Willie, the original making steamboat did enter public domain.
Speaker 3: Penises already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what that is. Those things are fine, but
Speaker 2: like steamboat penis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why'd you say that? Why would you say that?
Speaker 3: Why would you say that?
Speaker 4: That's crazy?
Speaker 3: When I said that, that's you're so immature, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, sure, sure if they saw our text chat,
Speaker 2: they'd be like, oh wow, they absolutely sponded with I
Speaker 2: was just like I was like clapping.
Speaker 3: I was like I saved that so fast. Yeah, saved
Speaker 3: my phone forever. It was the craziest thing. It's like
Speaker 3: it makes like thirteen year old me like so happy,
Speaker 3: like seeing ship like that. It's like the pinnacle of stupid,
Speaker 3: immature humor.
Speaker 2: It validates, it validates a part of us in this podcast.
Speaker 2: That's so funny because I feel like, because because every
Speaker 2: everything he makes is always like a really is this.
Speaker 4: Hold on, we're talking. We're talking about something. We're talking
Speaker 4: about something that only we are we understand.
Speaker 3: Of course it's completely so. I found.
Speaker 4: I found this image of it's that famous image of
Speaker 4: Scorsese going cinema. Absolute cinema, cinema. I found is the
Speaker 4: image of it. Just it just says absolute n words
Speaker 4: hard R.
Speaker 3: Hard R, like big dude.
Speaker 4: It is so it's so striking. It was such a
Speaker 4: shocking thing to scroll through that I had to say it.
Speaker 4: And I said it to you guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even I said something I don't even
Speaker 3: remember because it got you shut it out of my memory.
Speaker 2: You said something that was not the same degree. It
Speaker 2: was not even it wasn't even close. He was like
Speaker 2: it was like hydrogen b versus coffee. Baby, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't even remember what. Oh yeah, listen.
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Speaker 4: at the end of the show, as it's customary.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm immortalized forever.
Speaker 4: Ye become immortalized forever in history.
Speaker 3: When the aliens find us, they'll be like, oh, who's
Speaker 3: a snark tank And all these people must be their
Speaker 3: disciples and really important people. Yeah, the king of Haphazard?
Speaker 4: Where's Haphazard?
Speaker 3: Where is Passard? And who is what is the king?
Speaker 3: What king? They still had kings in this era. That's crazy,
Speaker 3: it's crazy. I put up a little compilation on the
Speaker 3: previous podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I did say it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them. There's this guy man I forgot
Speaker 3: his name. It's something like I don't want to say
Speaker 3: I was gonna say wrong, Yeah, I remember, it's a
Speaker 3: playoff of something is named whatever. I was gonna say,
Speaker 3: like brat aphile. But that's not right, that's not right.
Speaker 3: It's not something in the same thing but not fucked up. Sure. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: this guy, he made it a really good Kingston's dad like,
Speaker 3: did you see it? Yeah, it's it's in the and
Speaker 3: he has the gun and yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it the top left one. Yeah, that dude, that
Speaker 4: was very striking. That's the best. Like I want I
Speaker 4: definitely want that on the show. That's such a good
Speaker 4: That is such a good image. It's crazy with no
Speaker 4: context with the what that.
Speaker 3: I was like, should it say anything or should it
Speaker 3: just be the picture? Should just be the picture of picture?
Speaker 3: I was thinking about the mob, but like, maybe not,
Speaker 3: maybe I'll sleep.
Speaker 2: That's kind of good. Actually want to sleep. I got
Speaker 2: someone actually creating. No final fantasy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, final final fantasy.
Speaker 3: Not not hungby that's what you pointed at, hung Bob.
Speaker 4: We have a hung Bob in the audience. Let's you
Speaker 4: know what kind of show this is.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's so. I don't think you show that.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can actually show that. I think
Speaker 2: you can. I think I don't.
Speaker 3: Think it'll be able to tell what the Fu's going
Speaker 3: on with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're fine. He's roping though, and if not, does
Speaker 4: it fucking matter.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: At this point.
Speaker 3: He's roping pretty hard. Man. We we're doing okay as
Speaker 3: far as the Uh, there's a little bit of rehabilitation
Speaker 3: going on, I feel, and not every episode is getting demonetized,
Speaker 3: that is true. Yeah, so you know what, we'll see
Speaker 3: how the what? It just I don't know if there's
Speaker 3: any actual real criteria. I don't know. The algorithm does
Speaker 3: what it wants.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's completely butt fuck random.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you think I feel like Hungbob is the kind
Speaker 2: of guy that could come in the ground and make
Speaker 2: a lake?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: You know, like does he come so much as It's like,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: Think does this? And I'm sorrying to think about that.
Speaker 4: What the with the internal logic of a sponge expelling
Speaker 4: liquid but not absorbed hmmm, with no force? You know,
Speaker 4: there has to be forced, That's what I'm saying. Who's
Speaker 4: doing it?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 4: He sucks himself in.
Speaker 2: Tiny, it gets tiny, then it acts out and it
Speaker 2: just shoots.
Speaker 3: Well whatever.
Speaker 4: We're gonna jump into questions early because I want to
Speaker 4: experiment with getting as many questions right as possible. I'm
Speaker 4: sure we'll remember things to talk about throughout the show. Uh,
Speaker 4: but the first question. First question comes from Colin Moriarty.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, shout out to Colin, says, Hello Homer, Hello Homos.
Speaker 4: It's definitely Colin taken aback, Hello Homos, It's Thursday. Where's
Speaker 4: the episode?
Speaker 3: Need need for?
Speaker 4: Not kill self at job? Yours truly, grog. This must
Speaker 4: have been putting. This was posted six days ago. I
Speaker 4: wanted to read it because, you know, it's We don't
Speaker 4: have an answer for this because the episode is out. But uh,
Speaker 4: I just wanted to acknowledge the fact that Colin Moriarty
Speaker 4: wrote into our program here.
Speaker 3: I didn't know he was an avid listener to ars
Speaker 3: say if there was like a delay of any sort
Speaker 3: that it really upset him.
Speaker 2: The idea he say, he's gonna kill himself his job.
Speaker 2: He's in the middle of recording with Chris. He's not
Speaker 2: even paying attention to what's happening, you know he is.
Speaker 2: He's like fully locked in and he's.
Speaker 3: Boo that is.
Speaker 4: You know, it's funny as I was reading it, Hello Homos,
Speaker 4: isn't very Colin, but I might kill myself at work.
Speaker 4: That's pretty close. Yeah, yeah, it's it's definitely him.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, Thank you so much. Callin for being
Speaker 3: a big fan of the podcast.
Speaker 4: Thanks for being a supporter as well. Yeah, like I'm paying,
Speaker 4: but I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Thank you much appreciated. Y.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta get you on the show at some
Speaker 4: point soon.
Speaker 3: Keep paying us though.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Man of Action wrote in said, last year you
Speaker 4: said you were going to do an election extra Ammo
Speaker 4: for your dictatorships, and we haven't gotten anything since. Is
Speaker 4: that still happening or what? No? Listen, So here's how
Speaker 4: Here's was my idea, but it's clearly like the joke
Speaker 4: didn't land at all, was that we were gonna have
Speaker 4: these these pitches for our dictatorships. We each had an
Speaker 4: episode dedicated to pitching what our dictatorship would look like.
Speaker 4: I had my owner rules, Kingston Ada's own rules, Derek
Speaker 4: had his own rules. And the joke in my mind
Speaker 4: was that, like, yeah, what we promise that election will happen,
Speaker 4: but no such election will happen because this is its dictatorships,
Speaker 4: right meta. Yeah, But like but then everybody was I
Speaker 4: got too cute with it that I didn't really have
Speaker 4: an intention of really doing it an election.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt it felt complete to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it felt like it was over finished.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, Also, I don't remember at all what
Speaker 4: the fuck we talked about.
Speaker 3: You know, I remember like one thing because it's just
Speaker 3: things in real life that I want, actually exactly, I
Speaker 3: remember a couple of things like, oh, just killing people
Speaker 3: from minor infractions that are you know, because they're assholes.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think you wanted to.
Speaker 3: I wanted to shade people into the sun. I think
Speaker 3: just we'll just just into the air the same you
Speaker 3: didn't have to. I think at some point there was
Speaker 3: an escalation where they would go directly to a wall.
Speaker 3: I don't something something like.
Speaker 4: That, but big TV shade at five hundred miles an
Speaker 4: hour into a brick wall.
Speaker 2: Can we can we acknowledge that tribute shaying someone into
Speaker 2: a wall is the same as its tribut shting them up.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, but.
Speaker 2: Well yeah one is no no, no, no, one is
Speaker 2: less brutal.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna die. No no no, But it's it is
Speaker 3: very not the same. How are you gonna argue this?
Speaker 4: Here's my argument? All right, tribute trev directly into a
Speaker 4: wall is far more than terminal velocity. You understand, like
Speaker 4: that amount of pressure throwing you directly into a wall
Speaker 4: like damn near point blank is.
Speaker 2: Absurd where no one Yeah, that is a merciless one.
Speaker 2: The other one, the other one is trying to attached
Speaker 2: yourself from a little bit. I'm sorry, I just shot
Speaker 2: him up.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to jop drop my memory and now that
Speaker 3: we're talking about it, because Okay, people have fallen from
Speaker 3: planes and survived. Some people have fallen from buildings and survived.
Speaker 3: So you have a very small percentage that you could survive,
Speaker 3: and that is you're like, okay, you you You've paid
Speaker 3: your debt and now you can go back to living
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 4: Hey, if you survived the fall from the tribute Shade,
Speaker 4: you've earned the right to not suffer the crime it's
Speaker 4: got you tribut Shad in the first you get to
Speaker 4: survive on a cost.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Remember we were in New York and it was
Speaker 2: like the back Rooms thing where a guy endured the
Speaker 2: back rooms, got out and it fell from the what
Speaker 2: are you talking about? I remember you're watching the back
Speaker 2: Rooms compilations and the guy when we were in New
Speaker 2: York was forgot reason?
Speaker 3: Were we it was me and Lily? Was it for this?
Speaker 4: What the fuck were we there for?
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but we were in New York for
Speaker 2: some reason, and what do you call it. We were
Speaker 2: taking a flight or something like that, and I was like, hey, Chris,
Speaker 2: just come stay with me and Lily for the night
Speaker 2: and then we'll all ship out together. But for some reason,
Speaker 2: like after enduring this terrible liberal space where fucking interpretive
Speaker 2: art canister has come at you and try to kill you,
Speaker 2: you fall out of this space from the from like
Speaker 2: three hundred feet in the air.
Speaker 3: And then it's like, oh, well, so.
Speaker 4: I probably just said the listeners are are cos is
Speaker 4: tweaking right now?
Speaker 3: No you didn't. You didn't. I showed you, guys. He's
Speaker 3: he's tweaking up a storm.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not talk you're I think he's on he's on
Speaker 4: a lethal dose of fentanyl. Clearly, I don't know what
Speaker 4: Fanna does.
Speaker 3: I think it's silly. It's a hyper downer.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Like I guess that's why the zombies didn't
Speaker 4: walk around like all slanted and italicized. Yeah, but uh,
Speaker 4: I know, okay, so I know what you're saying. We
Speaker 4: watched back rooms videos in this Airbnb. I think I
Speaker 4: was in New York visiting family. You were there as well,
Speaker 4: but then we were going to do a live show.
Speaker 4: I think, uh, and then we happened to go from
Speaker 4: the same place. We were like, let's just leave from
Speaker 4: the same I don't remember. It bothers me that I
Speaker 4: barely remember.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you go so seldom anyway, you don't go
Speaker 3: that often. Yeah, I guess not. I think you would
Speaker 3: remember the same flight.
Speaker 4: I don't know, That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't
Speaker 4: understand why we would have been there recently together for
Speaker 4: any reason.
Speaker 2: No, we were on the same flight to Richmond anywhere Richmond.
Speaker 4: But did we go to was that? So?
Speaker 3: Was this Richmond and not New York? No, we were
Speaker 3: together in New York. We went to then you went
Speaker 3: to Richmond from there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that that makes a little bit more sense.
Speaker 4: But no, I barely remember that. I thought you were
Speaker 4: talking about like a like an actual thing that happened
Speaker 4: in New York to us.
Speaker 3: No. Yeah, I first was thinking that, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: when did you when did canisters a paint attack you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like what that?
Speaker 3: I did? The floor fallout? I was, I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck were you? As you guys get into
Speaker 3: and failed to mention it on the podcast ye.
Speaker 4: Remembering Indiana Jones how he was like, yeah, there's all
Speaker 4: those books, yeah, the Cereal the Adventure series where he
Speaker 4: like fights fucking Quetzo Couadle or whatever the fuck, and
Speaker 4: like he just never mentions it.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 4: I saw a great video recently of like that was like,
Speaker 4: shouldn't he Goanna Jones dedicate his life to Christ?
Speaker 3: Should he?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Should he? Because like he has no reason to
Speaker 4: not believe in Jesus, you know, like he's he's witnessed
Speaker 4: the Ark of the Covenant. Yes, he's witnessed uh, like
Speaker 4: fucking the Columas shit, so clearly the supernatural shit happens, yes,
Speaker 4: and then he fucking sets he meets a Knight of
Speaker 4: the Templars or whatever the fuck. He meets like a
Speaker 4: seven hundred year old man who is guarding Jesus's chalice
Speaker 4: in the Last Crusade, and he watches it like he
Speaker 4: his dad from a fucking bullet wound. Spoilers for the
Speaker 4: old Indiana Jones movies, by.
Speaker 3: The way, Yeah, I can't believe you, Chris, damnit. I know,
Speaker 3: damn it.
Speaker 4: I'm damn near Kingston with that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like, yeah, it's a good point. It makes
Speaker 4: a very good point, and apparently in the New Movies
Speaker 4: he says something like, I can't I've seen things I
Speaker 4: can't explain, but I've come to learn it's not so
Speaker 4: much what you believe, it's how hard you believe it
Speaker 4: fun Which is that mean? Well, first of all means nothing.
Speaker 4: It's a complete it is it is one of the
Speaker 4: most empty platitudes I've ever seen. Nothing about it, interpreted
Speaker 4: or dissected, makes any look of sense.
Speaker 2: I keep hearing people say that if you take Indiana
Speaker 2: Jones out of all the movies, the movies still go
Speaker 2: on pretty much.
Speaker 3: The same way.
Speaker 2: Certainly not just like there's just like there's just a
Speaker 2: cool focal point of it.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I wouldn't argue that that couldn't
Speaker 3: be more incorrect. What how I need to watch this video?
Speaker 3: I say, you know, that's a crazy one.
Speaker 4: Like I think that dedicated his life to Christik is valid.
Speaker 4: He has no reason to be as suspicious as he is.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, it's like my favorite one? Is my favorite one?
Speaker 2: Like that is like is is Lebron James of Viltromite?
Speaker 2: Like it's like a thirty five minute video and I
Speaker 2: watched it and I was laughing my ass.
Speaker 4: Videos about fucking anything, Now that's fun.
Speaker 3: Sounds fun.
Speaker 2: I love that is goddamn stupid, but clearly they're.
Speaker 3: Not being serious. That sounds fun.
Speaker 2: Muscular build, there's there's a father.
Speaker 3: It's like like it could be easily explained away by steroids,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I haven't found a lot of new content to watch
Speaker 4: really on YouTube, but uh there's one guy. I found
Speaker 4: this dude any Austin, you know any Austin, And so
Speaker 4: he's just this, He's like this. I I this is
Speaker 4: gonna sound mean, but I mean it in like a sincere,
Speaker 4: like positive way. He's like a very like run of
Speaker 4: the mill kind of almost like somewhat boring guy. Like
Speaker 4: he's like very straightforward. He like goes into like statistics
Speaker 4: or whatever. But he makes videos like do the rivers
Speaker 4: in skyri Him actually lead anywhere? And do the power
Speaker 4: lines in do the power lines in Liberty City connected?
Speaker 3: Like? Do they make sense?
Speaker 4: And the most recent one that he that like do this,
Speaker 4: do the pipes in Starfield actually go?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Do they mean anything?
Speaker 4: And they're pretty good videos.
Speaker 2: Actually, the one is crazy because they all do relieve
Speaker 2: a certain pointing up in the mountains.
Speaker 3: That one is actually really that's the one that I saw.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the wrong word. I guess like more like dry.
Speaker 3: I guess dry very on the spectrum type of like
Speaker 3: content where like you're thinking things that people normally wouldn't
Speaker 3: focus on, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's awesome stuff like I have that level of auction,
Speaker 4: but it's like very specific, like I couldn't do that
Speaker 4: for anything that I was playing. The fact that he
Speaker 4: can do that for like you know, just damn or
Speaker 4: anything that he's picking up.
Speaker 3: I love like that. I love, I love, I love
Speaker 3: just explanations.
Speaker 4: Yeah like that.
Speaker 3: So I'm like offen people do people go out of
Speaker 3: their way to do things that I normally wouldn't think of,
Speaker 3: like say and you know, blaming and remastered people like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at I'm standing right here and I can see
Speaker 3: the third of the world, you know, like so you can,
Speaker 3: Oh really that's cool. Yeah, so it's like, oh, look
Speaker 3: at look Skyrim like oh and then people saying like
Speaker 3: parking Max would be there at around this time too,
Speaker 3: He'd still be there, he'd be chilling. He's not dead yet,
Speaker 3: yeah he's not. Yeah, you don't funk. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: You haven't be the absolute piss part of Thexes part
Speaker 2: of Thenxes being guilled is so funny because he's literally
Speaker 2: like not bad at all. He's such a nice guy.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm just trying to help you kill the
Speaker 3: first time. Yeah, it's Mario al right.
Speaker 4: The voice actor for I was all, but I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure it's parton Mario. But yeah, like that that you're
Speaker 4: talking about the in the Oblivion remaster, right, how you
Speaker 4: could see the that that's really cool.
Speaker 3: I love that ship. Yeah, Oblivion's so good.
Speaker 2: By the way, isn't Star like one of the subcontinents, right,
Speaker 2: isn't like a subcontinent for well, they're all regions of
Speaker 2: the planet, right, No, No, the continent continent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 4: They're basically countries or nations or whatever, because I know
Speaker 4: that as far as I know where the Red Guards are,
Speaker 4: they're not from the same continent.
Speaker 3: Same thing with Dan, they're not.
Speaker 4: All from the same they can be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, that's imagine lizard person, like,
Speaker 2: how do you not be terrified of that?
Speaker 3: Well, if you're if you're if you grew up in
Speaker 3: that world, I guess nothing's really that weird frightening one.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I don't know, especially with the threats that people who
Speaker 4: live there already deal with on a regular base, like
Speaker 4: like wraiths and just real ass ghosts and like zombies.
Speaker 2: Fact that they're called ghosts, Like it's not like specters
Speaker 2: or a ghost.
Speaker 3: I go into a church and everyone's slaughtered, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: go downstairs and there's a bunch of skeletal ghosts slapping
Speaker 3: you and ship like covering and I'm like, oh, then
Speaker 3: and you kill them, and you killed them with regular weapons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that means your sword kills a ghost again, right,
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So, like you have a world that is like already
Speaker 4: so scary. It's on its own that like an unemployed lizard.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, like just like a racist catman who doesn't
Speaker 4: like uh no, no, no, it's a lizard who's racist, right,
Speaker 4: the lizard who like he makes jokes about the they
Speaker 4: are gonny that makes jokes about.
Speaker 5: Kajets, like why why do kajis look their own bust
Speaker 5: butts to get the taste of their food they're cooking
Speaker 5: out of their mouths?
Speaker 4: Ah it's like, that's not very scary.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I think are the funniest because the I think it's
Speaker 2: funny that they're not allowed in cities, are they not? No,
Speaker 2: they're not allowed in cities. They're outside of white run.
Speaker 2: They don't let them.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true.
Speaker 4: I never thought I mean I never thought of that.
Speaker 4: I was like, I just assumed that they were like nomads,
Speaker 4: so they were like never.
Speaker 3: They're no mad because they were made no mad? Why wait?
Speaker 3: Why are good?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What? Okay? Hold on, go ahead?
Speaker 4: Because because are are Gunians all out in the cities? Yes,
Speaker 4: I think that is crazy there. But they're they're they're
Speaker 4: indentured servants. That's crazy though the cities.
Speaker 3: And the question is and the question is, and this
Speaker 3: is where I feel like the philosophy of Skyrim or
Speaker 3: just even Tamiel or Ellla Scrolls is interesting. Where is
Speaker 3: it like how the way uh Black Americans are perceived Like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a handful because of circumstances that do certain things,
Speaker 3: enjoin certain gangs, but most of them are chill. But
Speaker 3: they're all being labeled and they're all in you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Is it or is it legitimately Kajets
Speaker 3: are just fucking thieves. It's isn't their blood? You know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 2: And the thing about the thing about for me right,
Speaker 2: my first interaction of Kage was justago, fuck that. Who's
Speaker 2: the one that joins you when you go to school
Speaker 2: and it gives you that spell?
Speaker 3: The scroll that always blows you up? What do you
Speaker 3: remember that from Skyrim?
Speaker 4: You gotta be honest, I barely.
Speaker 3: Where's the Where's it? Like? The on the college? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The college? Is it win home?
Speaker 4: When winter the college and win?
Speaker 3: I think that sounds right. That's where the magic.
Speaker 2: Where snow is where it's a bunch of snows there.
Speaker 4: I assume this winter hold yea, yeah, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: you're correct.
Speaker 3: Well, but I also hate when I do this because
Speaker 3: I'm all like, I'm like, I'm so like not confident
Speaker 3: about Yeah.
Speaker 2: So what happens is you meet him there and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: i'll be your ally. I'll go with you to go
Speaker 2: find this really interesting thing. He gives you the scroll
Speaker 2: and it's like it's a very powerful scroll with his
Speaker 2: fucking clearly Antonio benderis as accent, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: I guess I'll trust him.
Speaker 3: What is he I have no region to trust.
Speaker 2: This guy is a little cat feller and it blows
Speaker 2: you up every time you use it, and it can't
Speaker 2: kill because you're pretty much effectively like by that point,
Speaker 2: you're pretty fucking sturdy, and he's like.
Speaker 4: So he just blows you up to inconvenience you. But
Speaker 4: he tries to kill you.
Speaker 3: He literally tries to kill you to kill the dragon boarn,
Speaker 3: no good reason.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, man, Why would you even try to kill.
Speaker 3: Like Bard is so overpowered, he's aware that the dragon board. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like, why would he? Why would he try to
Speaker 3: main characters of these games in general? I like it's
Speaker 3: always hilarious to me.
Speaker 4: Well, like even in Destiny were like when a fucking
Speaker 4: fallen drag runs after you, It's like, I've I've died
Speaker 4: and come back millions of times.
Speaker 3: What are you? Why why would you even try? Like
Speaker 3: did you not?
Speaker 4: Like is the intel that bad? Like that you don't
Speaker 4: know what you're dealing with at all.
Speaker 2: I love that they don't have comms like the coms
Speaker 2: in the far distant magical future.
Speaker 4: They don't have comms.
Speaker 3: I will say, shout out to the guards of in
Speaker 3: Oblivion because they're pretty powerful. For I'm like, yeah, blive me,
Speaker 3: and yeah, I stole a horse on accident because I
Speaker 3: was just doing I was the next in line emperor, right,
Speaker 3: I was delivering him and I made a mistake by
Speaker 3: jumping on it. Just I kind of glitched and jumped
Speaker 3: on a horse on accident, one of the ones that
Speaker 3: I would be given up afterwards. But I jumped on
Speaker 3: it and then that fucking asshole hey stop, and he
Speaker 3: immediately started attacking me, and I was like, what the fuck, dude,
Speaker 3: like it was, I just jumped on it for a second,
Speaker 3: jumped off, and starts attacking me. I have to knock
Speaker 3: him out. And I was like, okay, everything solved when
Speaker 3: I had to come back later fucking guard stop or stop?
Speaker 3: And I was like, fuck, Like I thought it was.
Speaker 3: I thought we were squared.
Speaker 4: You knocked out a guard and then left and came back.
Speaker 3: And you know, I didn knock at the guard. I
Speaker 3: didn knock that the I knocked out the guy that
Speaker 3: I was delivering the Oh. I thought we were everything
Speaker 3: was squared. To tell him no, because you just knock
Speaker 3: them important people can't be killed, right, you knock him out, Well,
Speaker 3: then I hope apparently take that out of the next one.
Speaker 3: I hope you can kill people.
Speaker 2: I hope you can actually, because then it's like you
Speaker 2: can so absolutely break the game.
Speaker 3: Though that's the only problem. You would't know. You just
Speaker 3: cut off storylines like some stuff. So if you're doing
Speaker 3: the main story, you will break the game if you
Speaker 3: do that. I think you should be allowed to do that.
Speaker 3: That's wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind. Get why they don't
Speaker 3: do that, but like pretty wouldn't mind. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this playthrough was fucked. You screwed it up. You know.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 2: I wanted to also be a timeline on the storyline
Speaker 2: when you get a day Driz.
Speaker 3: One of your allies.
Speaker 2: Maybe that'd be fun because because you meet so particularly
Speaker 2: in Skyrim, me a fun ton of them. I know
Speaker 2: this one you fight them. But in Skyrim, you like
Speaker 2: the guy had the wabbit jack I forgot.
Speaker 3: His name.
Speaker 2: Name either wabbit Jackie jam Yeah, rabbit Jackie chan Man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that motherfuckers like making jokes and laughing his ass off.
Speaker 3: And here's the weapon that is really stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll turn it will turn you into a Chinese man,
Speaker 2: then a dragon. That's someone that just turns anything anything.
Speaker 3: It's just random. It's this orange I was.
Speaker 2: I was in a fight and I shot it at
Speaker 2: a fucking dog and it became a blood dragon, and.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's a random It's probably a
Speaker 3: very rare thing you did, because I never had that.
Speaker 2: I think I think the blood dragon is the second
Speaker 2: strongest creature in the game.
Speaker 4: I don't think I even I don't think I even
Speaker 4: thought a blood dragon.
Speaker 3: That's probably a chance, probably less than that, maybe less
Speaker 3: than that, because I've never.
Speaker 2: The blood dragon is when you start playing like the
Speaker 2: higher Fluli, I was like, I was like, me and
Speaker 2: Jale were just playing on.
Speaker 4: A high the sky was too jank for me to
Speaker 4: get any like there's I don't know if you guys
Speaker 4: can relate to this, but there's games that are so
Speaker 4: jank or like unreliable to play that I get no
Speaker 4: satisfaction from like playing them on like super high difficulties.
Speaker 3: It doesn't also feel like it's not like say certain
Speaker 3: games like say an action RPG or something that is
Speaker 3: specifically they're the bosses or the enemies become really strategic
Speaker 3: and you have to beat them in specific ways, where
Speaker 3: I just feel like it's just more sponginessy. It doesn't
Speaker 3: really I don't really notice the patterns much different, other
Speaker 3: than the dragons don't really land. You gotta kind of
Speaker 3: like shout them down or you gotta do you gotta.
Speaker 3: They do things that are making more difficult, but it's
Speaker 3: not like extremely strategic where I feel like it's a
Speaker 3: huge difference. But also you know, through alchemy and other things,
Speaker 3: I'm so overpowered anyway, Well before I had mods, it
Speaker 3: was like I'm gonna spend hours grinding, so making a
Speaker 3: bunch of daggers, using alchemy, doing things to get a
Speaker 3: shitload of money, to get a bunch of the best
Speaker 3: fucking armor, and then just be like guess to the
Speaker 3: point where my friends was showing me some stuff where
Speaker 3: he's like he was so overpowered that when he fought
Speaker 3: out the way and he punched him three times and
Speaker 3: died crazy. It's just.
Speaker 2: Imagine he's feeling the first hit, like he gets hit.
Speaker 3: And became like cartoon like the wolf, like who is this?
Speaker 3: Who are you? He gets no answers, no closer at.
Speaker 2: All because two more hds, you're just he's just running
Speaker 2: running out to hit him again. He's flying away and
Speaker 2: then you yell at him out the sky he falls down.
Speaker 3: That's the one big thing that I miss about like
Speaker 3: playing Oblivion. I was like, man, I miss being a
Speaker 3: dragon born.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never done a no dragon board run of sky.
Speaker 3: No, I've never done that where he just plays.
Speaker 4: Like a normal I've never You're still unreasonably strong, you
Speaker 4: have your like shouts or whatever.
Speaker 3: I've never considered doing that. I never thought about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've I've played Skyrim incorrectly for many years. Oh
Speaker 4: you weren't like intentionally, No, No, I've I obviously did
Speaker 4: the main question all that. But like, for like, since
Speaker 4: I played it the first time, I've always played it
Speaker 4: in like really weird, like I'm gonna go, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go all the way.
Speaker 3: To Markarth first, Okay, shit uh And it's cool that
Speaker 3: you get.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, there's something about all this world's games,
Speaker 4: even like Oblivion, which is like dawning on me now,
Speaker 4: although like the original is fucking unplayable in my opinion,
Speaker 4: like I just I.
Speaker 3: Can't fucking mind I do it.
Speaker 4: I acknowledge that it's it's better than Skyrim in many
Speaker 4: many ways, but baseline, bas skyrin versus Base Oblivion is
Speaker 4: not even close.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's so funny how like.
Speaker 3: I mean it should be that Like, imagine years later
Speaker 3: your game sucks compared to the one you released like
Speaker 3: two thousand and six to twenty eleven, right, imagine it's
Speaker 3: like no improvements.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm looking at you. Mastered is fucking great.
Speaker 4: I want to spend more time on it.
Speaker 2: You like like the idea of like you get everything
Speaker 2: in one hundred. You walk into an area like, is
Speaker 2: there like reality bending in on you?
Speaker 3: How much shit you can do? No, you go like
Speaker 3: one hundred.
Speaker 2: You're like, I think I think they can tell. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh so things off with that?
Speaker 3: They should?
Speaker 2: I feel like feel him. He feels like he's right
Speaker 2: next to you, but he's standing over there.
Speaker 3: You would imagine being that powerful, like because it's kind
Speaker 3: of like being just to us. When you see like
Speaker 3: a large predator cat kind of like, uh, you know, like.
Speaker 2: Immediately that dog I was like looking at his owner
Speaker 2: when it was near that fucking link or something like that,
Speaker 2: and the dog was like that's a video dog, that's
Speaker 2: not a real cat.
Speaker 4: A man, Yeah, I can't remember how what you would
Speaker 4: have to search to find that video. But yeah, there's
Speaker 4: like a video of just some somebody brings him fucking
Speaker 4: links or like a genuinely like dangerous like small cat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a baby fucking I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, jaguar or some shit, and the dog is
Speaker 4: just side eying the camera like.
Speaker 3: This should not this should not be here. It reminds
Speaker 3: me of a in the club. There's a picture. It's
Speaker 3: like somebody's doing the what do you call it? The
Speaker 3: selfie thing. It's like a video and people in the club,
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden there's like a girl,
Speaker 3: you see her, she's having one, and then a gun
Speaker 3: enters the frame and looking at the changes like it's
Speaker 3: so fucking funny, that would be easy to find.
Speaker 4: A gun really ruins the vibe.
Speaker 3: So it just has a gun casually.
Speaker 4: If a gun is like like it's a gun is
Speaker 4: literally trauma dumping.
Speaker 2: A gun a gun is immediately the least cool thing
Speaker 2: if you don't have a gun.
Speaker 3: Also, I think.
Speaker 4: If if I have a gun as well, I see
Speaker 4: a gun, my day's ruined.
Speaker 3: Am I gonna have to use this now?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm heading towards the door immediately. I just
Speaker 3: I don't want to be I'm gonna shout a gun.
Speaker 4: Your expression drops and you could be laughing at the
Speaker 4: funniest jug you ever seen.
Speaker 3: Crying locking.
Speaker 4: You gotta lock in.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I think if I was at a party in me
Speaker 2: and Lure together and I saw a gun, that'd be
Speaker 2: the only time I grab her aggressively and lead her
Speaker 2: out the party. Yeah, by scruff of the when you
Speaker 2: say anything's creditor.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, you guys play x pitson thirty three.
Speaker 3: I'm seven or eight hours in there.
Speaker 2: I watched like the hour gameplay. I haven't played it yet.
Speaker 3: It's really good. I like it insanely good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's first of all, Charlie Cox is in it,
Speaker 4: which is great. Ye, Shadow Hearts in it, which is great.
Speaker 4: Ben Stars right now, Ben Star just did a show
Speaker 4: with with our guys at uh oh really LSM.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, he's on an All Star run right now.
Speaker 4: Dude, he's on his he's on his rat to being
Speaker 4: like the Troy Baker. He's the new Troy Baker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank god, we have a new one finally, thank
Speaker 3: thank god. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like Troy Baker just fine, but.
Speaker 2: Like I like Troy Baker a lot too, but also
Speaker 2: I hate that through twenty twelve that not like maybe
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: He was in everything. It's like enough it was him
Speaker 3: and who else? There's one other person? North And and
Speaker 3: Troy Baker were yeah, and no One I do remember
Speaker 3: it was Nolan was before Troy Baker. Yeah, No One was.
Speaker 4: First because he was he was uncharted Deadpool, a bunch
Speaker 4: of other ship. Yeah, he's the ghost in Destiny after
Speaker 4: Peter Dnkledge got replaced. Yeah, you know, you know what
Speaker 4: like your little your you're kind of companion familiar type
Speaker 4: character used to be played by Peter Dnklage for the
Speaker 4: first like I think.
Speaker 3: Year definitely the beginning of the game.
Speaker 4: The beginning of the game. Yeah, it was played by
Speaker 4: Peter Drinklis. Like I really made fun of him because
Speaker 4: he was too robotic or whatever, which I thought was
Speaker 4: kind of the point. I thought he was fine, but
Speaker 4: it was a little underwhelming, I get. But yeah, they were,
Speaker 4: and then they realized like, oh, he's expensive. We can't
Speaker 4: keep paying him to come back to do like expansions
Speaker 4: and ship because he's half our budget. So we're gonna
Speaker 4: hire something. So they ended up just replacing with Nolan
Speaker 4: North and uh, I don't really like him as the
Speaker 4: ghost really. I think I think he's a good actor,
Speaker 4: but he's too he's too cheery in comparison.
Speaker 3: What's his name? That means you're gay? Ice t iced Tea?
Speaker 4: Is the ghost that would have I got news for you.
Speaker 4: We're going to orbit. I think would be better, he said,
Speaker 4: I don't think he can read those thinking of him
Speaker 4: making fun of.
Speaker 2: Is that listen here? Hey, you gotta go take care
Speaker 2: of the fucking falling, right said meet him at the tower.
Speaker 3: You're not wrong that. I feel like he probably would
Speaker 3: do a good job voice acting. Do you remember he
Speaker 3: was in Gears three? What did he do in Gears?
Speaker 3: I don't was just in Gears you know we're talking
Speaker 3: about Okay, yeah, was not.
Speaker 4: I gotta go play with I think they modeled coal
Speaker 4: Train after him. But that's about it, dude.
Speaker 3: What cold Train coal is? Like?
Speaker 2: Everyone in Gears is roided to the point that they
Speaker 2: look like Ninja turtles. Yeah, yeah, that is the base
Speaker 2: look like Actually they look like that.
Speaker 3: Then you see Cole and Cole is bigger than they.
Speaker 3: I love I love it, Like, why is he that
Speaker 3: I love the conversation that the developers obviously had where
Speaker 3: they were like, look, everybody's like you said, looks like
Speaker 3: a ninja turtle, So this means this is normal, this
Speaker 3: is baseline. He's a thrashball player, which all NFL players
Speaker 3: are juiced to the gills, so there needs to be
Speaker 3: a separation. So they made him look like a literal.
Speaker 2: He's slightly smaller than he's slightly slightly like his Berserker.
Speaker 2: It's like what Eddie Brock puts on the Venom Suit series.
Speaker 2: It gets a little bit bigger.
Speaker 4: That's it, really, it's barely.
Speaker 3: Or like Spider Man gets smaller in the suit than
Speaker 3: he is.
Speaker 4: It's a fun idea. I love that Peter Parker is
Speaker 4: is bulkier than Spider Man.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: It's very funny. But but yeah, expecily, I'm only like
Speaker 4: seven hours into it. I've been putting a lot of
Speaker 4: time into marathon because there's only it's only out for
Speaker 4: until this specific amount. It's only out until the fourth
Speaker 4: and I want to get as much time into it
Speaker 4: and record as much footae as I can because I
Speaker 4: think I want to do something with it, right, But uh, actually,
Speaker 4: in thirty three is great. I don't really like like, again,
Speaker 4: I'm not really a turn based person, right, but I
Speaker 4: think there's enough. There's like like the fact that you
Speaker 4: have to dodge and you have to parry, and like
Speaker 4: the timing it like it makes you feel like I'm
Speaker 4: not just watching a fight happen like and I'm actually
Speaker 4: like doing something turn based games fast.
Speaker 3: I feel like a boomer where I was like, well,
Speaker 3: it's really a problem that I don't know the moves
Speaker 3: perfectly yet. So that was the thing where like, you know,
Speaker 3: getting the timing perfect yea, where I don't know the move,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, I'm more I usually more go off
Speaker 3: knowing the move than like actually looking at the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we're always kind of like, oh I feel I
Speaker 3: feel I feel maybe feel old.
Speaker 4: Well do they do the same They do the elden
Speaker 4: Ring thing too, where like's a lot of the enemies like, well, yes,
Speaker 4: a world fucking delay to their fucking totally.
Speaker 3: It's just like you really like paying attention to her.
Speaker 3: I'm really good at pairing in that game Finish. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm good at that too. I'm Perry Potter in that universe,
Speaker 3: Harry Potter. That's crazy that's cool. That's awesome in that game.
Speaker 3: Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I think I think people are like this game is
Speaker 2: that it.
Speaker 3: Might be.
Speaker 4: I think it, yeah, I mean I think it has
Speaker 4: a pretty high chick g t A six is looming there,
Speaker 4: but like, actually, I actually don't know if it. GJ
Speaker 4: six would have to do something really incredible.
Speaker 3: This game five winning Game of your Ship, I think
Speaker 3: did it definite? I don't remember that was in the conversation.
Speaker 4: For you might be right. I'm sure it won something like.
Speaker 3: Something especially like best Online something, best the game of
Speaker 3: the Year. I wish that was, frank, I wish that
Speaker 3: it would win. Ye. Yeah, I would say that that'd
Speaker 3: be a cool genre. But then of course all the
Speaker 3: best wokie pieces of shit would get their best white Like,
Speaker 3: shut up, just just coming. This is isn't for fun.
Speaker 3: This is silly fact, this is silly.
Speaker 4: Let's enjoy.
Speaker 3: They're gonna get rid of me.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what, So there's no so because the
Speaker 4: Game Awards started in twenty fourteen, the year after after
Speaker 4: Grand Theft Auto came out. Uh, it didn't win, okay,
Speaker 4: because there wasn't anything to win.
Speaker 2: Weird, It wasn't that there wasn't a game where there
Speaker 2: was still E three.
Speaker 4: That makes it well, it was like that they had
Speaker 4: like the Spike Game Awards or whatever, but like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's nobody. Yeah, the official game wards didn't exist.
Speaker 2: Before Jeff got kicked out, before Jeff got banished.
Speaker 4: Because it's like, yeah, the list goes from twenty fourteen onward.
Speaker 4: It's like Dragon Age Inquisition, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's not.
Speaker 4: Twenty fourteen was a rough year.
Speaker 3: That's why it's not that crazy when you think about it.
Speaker 4: No, it's crazy for the context of like what that
Speaker 4: year was. Yeah, yeah, that was, uh that was I believe.
Speaker 3: What was twenty fourteen? It was twenty fourteen Destiny one, Yes,
Speaker 3: I think so, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Yes, the twenty fourteen was Destiny Vanilla the Maschi when
Speaker 4: that came out, and it was a fucking disaster. It
Speaker 4: wasna for two years that game wasn't that. That game
Speaker 4: only got playable really reliably when it came to PC
Speaker 4: in twenty fucking nineteen, which.
Speaker 3: Is crazy, like actually insane.
Speaker 4: It is almost a gregious thing. I like, it is
Speaker 4: the most egregious thing.
Speaker 3: I never used the code that my Xbox One came
Speaker 3: with it came with the Master, and I was just like,
Speaker 3: probably wouldn't have worked. Guess why I would have blew up.
Speaker 3: I would have put it. I don't think I could anything.
Speaker 4: Some of the earliest videos that I had that popped
Speaker 4: off were like videos of me talking about like it's
Speaker 4: still broken. It's still not working at all, dude, I'll
Speaker 4: never forget, like there were so many things wrong with
Speaker 4: that game. It's crazy, like when you won, like if
Speaker 4: you if you were playing like a free for all
Speaker 4: game and you got first place it said Firth.
Speaker 3: I remember that. I remember seeing that one th h.
Speaker 4: Which is funny because they they turned it into like
Speaker 4: a fucking emblem later on, like that's like a mile
Speaker 4: like that. Yeah, yeah, it's cute. It's still it's cute,
Speaker 4: but it's egregious. Yeah yeah they yeah, And dude, like look,
Speaker 4: I was willing to give them some leniency because like
Speaker 4: you're doing something that's crazy, like matchmaking between like five
Speaker 4: different game engines is insane, So like, I get it,
Speaker 4: this is a crazy undertaking, but also just don't do it.
Speaker 4: If you can't do it.
Speaker 2: We're just delayed until it's like what are you doing
Speaker 2: such a last.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that at least that changed at a certain point,
Speaker 4: like now things are getting delayed fucking all the time.
Speaker 3: Fly Yeah what I got it. I put my switch
Speaker 3: to pre order in.
Speaker 4: I knew it. Yeah, I mean, what what do you
Speaker 4: What are we talking about? Is that like surprise?
Speaker 3: It's not a surprise.
Speaker 4: I thought, Can I be honest with.
Speaker 3: You, I thought you already had it already. I thought
Speaker 3: you you were like, I want to Japan. I stole
Speaker 3: it from a child, isn't it great?
Speaker 4: So let me ask you what was the reasoning that
Speaker 4: you like? What was the thing that made you decide
Speaker 4: to like, you know what? Well, I want to grab it.
Speaker 2: I want to get the new Pokemon game that comes
Speaker 2: out that's later on in a year. I want to
Speaker 2: grab that simply because my favorite Pokemon is on a starter,
Speaker 2: so he's gonna get some sort of change. It's like
Speaker 2: his things. I was like, all right, cool, I'll get this.
Speaker 2: I like I played Pokemon again. I really I hate
Speaker 2: how much I enjoyed the last one, even though it's
Speaker 2: such a mess of a game. It's insane how they
Speaker 2: could make a game that is that broken.
Speaker 3: We just can't have nice. Because Kingston and his kin
Speaker 3: will continue to buy Kingston. I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think the switch to is a slop. I
Speaker 2: think the problem. I think the problem was not good enough.
Speaker 2: It's not a fine machine. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: I think, especially when you compare it to the previous machine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's I just don't have a like
Speaker 4: there's nothing calling me to plus plus.
Speaker 2: I'm like one of those that people come over to
Speaker 2: the play games like that. So like it's like, I
Speaker 2: guess I'll buy because people come over and hang out
Speaker 2: of my house.
Speaker 3: I just get my only thing is and this is
Speaker 3: it's It's the same thing. You can. You can make
Speaker 3: the argument for almost anything. We could have much better
Speaker 3: stuff if people had restraint. And I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think the I think the problem for me
Speaker 2: was like the idea if the terrorits were gonna affect it.
Speaker 2: I think it was like, this is crazy. We can't this,
Speaker 2: this is this can't work like it being seven plus
Speaker 2: is like that is too much. It being five is like,
Speaker 2: all right, this is relatively fine. They also made efforts
Speaker 2: to make it so a terrorists wouldn't affect the price
Speaker 2: of the console, and I was like that's brownie points.
Speaker 2: Plus I have family that comes over all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how I was like an active house of
Speaker 2: people being there. So I guess I'll buy and I'll
Speaker 2: get the Mario Car bundle because you know, I'm that's
Speaker 2: it's gonna be. It's gonna actually be used.
Speaker 4: You can admit that you just want to Maria, I
Speaker 4: don't really.
Speaker 3: Your family would. Your family would play Mario Kart eight
Speaker 3: no problem on the original switch.
Speaker 2: They play it, but it's like, oh but why not
Speaker 2: get the normals? Everbody plays the more modern one that.
Speaker 3: I'll enjoy it. I'll enjoy it. It will all enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Like your family won't be like, oh man, how come
Speaker 3: we don't have fucking eight or nine? I mean nine
Speaker 3: or whatever? You know, I don't think. I don't think it.
Speaker 3: Don't have the modern on what's going on with you? Kingston?
Speaker 3: Your you saw it? You slack with you ship? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It would be like anytime we'd have
Speaker 3: family functions and stuff, we'd play something ancient they bust
Speaker 3: out the fucking guitar hero. You know, it would be
Speaker 3: like a family thing that get it.
Speaker 2: And also I wanted it for Pokemon yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: I don't, Yeah, I have no problem with that.
Speaker 4: I think it's fine.
Speaker 3: I think it's I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 4: I never really had a problem with them. I never
Speaker 4: really had a problem with the price. It's just like
Speaker 4: I just know myself and how much I use my
Speaker 4: switch as it is, and I just don't. It just
Speaker 4: sits there, ye, collecting dust, and like every now and
Speaker 4: again I get like, maybe, like maybe I'll play Cheers
Speaker 4: the Kingdom again, but then like, but then, you know,
Speaker 4: oh obliviony Master Expedition thirty three. I thought, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, there's like there's too much stuff elsewhere,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, I never feel compelled to pick
Speaker 4: that thing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put myself one away. And I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, cool, I have this cool Zelda one that
Speaker 2: I was gonna put I don't know, in my bedroom.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, I mean, hey man, yeah, to reach
Speaker 3: their own.
Speaker 2: I probably should have waited for the Pokemon didn't want
Speaker 2: to come out. I forget a little bit. I might
Speaker 2: flip this one to buy that one.
Speaker 3: That would be a better idea. I hope it's fucking
Speaker 3: so broken. You guys never learned your.
Speaker 4: Lessons just masters your collection level broken like the Yeah,
Speaker 4: the concept that's crazy, Like the games don't load.
Speaker 2: Uh, there's like the game this kind of shows you
Speaker 2: and it automatically goes to like e fucking it just
Speaker 2: shows you the inside of a fucking cavernous asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like what who did this?
Speaker 2: Reggie came back, was like, you know, what would be
Speaker 2: a good idea if I fuck you Nigga's over on
Speaker 2: the Nintendo three D.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was. It was. It was the phrase that
Speaker 3: video of him.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, excuse me, I have to go
Speaker 2: play Animal Crossing New Leaf on the Nintendo three DS.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot about Like there's like some weird video
Speaker 4: that I remember. Well, that's all the time we have today.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go play Animal Crossing New Leaf on my
Speaker 4: Nintendo three DS.
Speaker 3: And it's so like rovited.
Speaker 2: Like the funniest one is where he like he played
Speaker 2: he played some guy and I'm smashed with He was
Speaker 2: like you what do you play video games all day?
Speaker 2: I run a company and he runs off. I'm like
Speaker 2: that was just kind of mean, right, like like I
Speaker 2: don't disagree, but get it, Like I get it, like
Speaker 2: you know, get your shine on. But also yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't think he deserved that.
Speaker 4: Whatever deserve it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do, they absolutely do.
Speaker 4: On someone.
Speaker 2: Are they gonna make a new smash? They have to
Speaker 2: make a new one, right.
Speaker 4: I don't know, right eventually maybe, I mean.
Speaker 2: If I think Ultimate is pretty Ultimate, but we'll see,
Speaker 2: might be like another re release of Deal. It might
Speaker 2: be like like I think it might just be Ultimate,
Speaker 2: like more characters, Ultimate Switch to yeah something eighty bucks
Speaker 2: ninety five dollars. That's not including any of the DLC.
Speaker 4: Props, by the Way to Oblivion and Claire Expedition thirty three.
Speaker 3: Claire made dude, And there are some codes I can't
Speaker 3: remember the cump. There's so many out there, bundle and
Speaker 3: things discount fucking websites. The one that I used. There's
Speaker 3: a guy named top Hat Gaming Man that I watch
Speaker 3: every once in a while, and he always puts a
Speaker 3: code under it, And so I bought it for thirty
Speaker 3: two dollars Claire opscear, Yeah about it for thirty two
Speaker 3: steel thirty bucks. That's why I bought it because normally
Speaker 3: I'm the person that waits until things are heavily discounted.
Speaker 3: But also I was like, oh, I I love, dude.
Speaker 3: I was like a fucking turn based game that isn't
Speaker 3: all weaved out side.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what what got me into it, because I
Speaker 4: was just like I like the general like style, like
Speaker 4: the feel of Persona, like the interesting kind of like
Speaker 4: UI shit, yeah, but like I just I can't get
Speaker 4: over the fucking Japanese high school thing, Like I just
Speaker 4: it's not it feels just like I feel like I'm
Speaker 4: not allowed to play it.
Speaker 2: I I played Persona Persona four, I love I love
Speaker 2: that game Persona four. I played Persona one, two three,
Speaker 2: I played two, three four, the one.
Speaker 4: That you're playing at the when we live together at
Speaker 4: the five. Five.
Speaker 2: I think that five is really visually cool. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: lot of cool things into it. I think the story
Speaker 2: just has moments where it drags on so much, like
Speaker 2: five hundred hours.
Speaker 3: It's generally seventy hours.
Speaker 4: Seventy seventy hours is too that I don't know. I
Speaker 4: heard Claire here is only like thirty hours, which is like,
Speaker 4: oh that was another thing where I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely absolute, dude.
Speaker 4: I just uh that that. Yeah, it's it's really good.
Speaker 4: I like it a lot.
Speaker 3: I like it. My only criticism so far is just look, man,
Speaker 3: if you don't have if your engine's not good at
Speaker 3: making hair, I just just make it a solid piece.
Speaker 3: Like That's how I feel. Because the hair looks fucking
Speaker 3: rough in that game three. Yeah, it looks. I know
Speaker 3: a lot of people are kind of numb to it
Speaker 3: at this point, but like when I see again when
Speaker 3: I saw, like when I see two K games and
Speaker 3: I see the veilguard, the only really glowing thing that
Speaker 3: I can say about it that like figured out how
Speaker 3: to do hair well, and I'm just like, fuck I
Speaker 3: I see the other people who still haven't figured it
Speaker 3: out yea and or for whatever reason, because I don't
Speaker 3: know how exactly it works, but I'm I'm just like
Speaker 3: I would rather have it be like a flowing solid piece.
Speaker 2: Especially Oblivion Org is fucking his way. Oblivion is crazy
Speaker 2: because they actually moved, like not like blocks. They actually
Speaker 2: have like some sort of movement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like a little bit more smooth and like that,
Speaker 4: but it's still they still they still kind of do move.
Speaker 2: Like you're a person and you're like, oh, third and
Speaker 2: like some one in the back and I'm like this
Speaker 2: looks cool.
Speaker 4: Dude, that was you know what's crazy because I was like,
Speaker 4: I was in one of the Oblivion gates and I
Speaker 4: was like, jump shot arrow people, and I'm like, there's
Speaker 4: no shot I could have done this in the year
Speaker 4: as well, Like the original feels so rigid that I
Speaker 4: wouldn't have even attempted to do that, right, you know you.
Speaker 2: Would have tried to jump shot and do this mine
Speaker 2: you would have been playing suns At Overdrive. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: this is not even the same game happen.
Speaker 4: So yeah, man, there's a lot of I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: I know games are expensive or whatever, but like a
Speaker 4: lot of games are coming a lot of great shit's
Speaker 4: coming out of like forty fifty dollars now, thank god,
Speaker 4: fucking I know. I know Hell divers is forty dollars. Uh,
Speaker 4: Marathon looks like it's it looks like I think it's
Speaker 4: gonna be forty dollars. A lot of it's a good,
Speaker 4: great price point.
Speaker 3: I think. I like when it's yeah, and this is
Speaker 3: what I've wanted for a while. Yeah. Of just I'm
Speaker 3: an adult. I don't have time to play super massive
Speaker 3: fucking Triple A games that are seventy plus dollars. I
Speaker 3: just unfortunate seventy plus. Yeah, like I just don't have
Speaker 3: like I don't have the time to do it, and
Speaker 3: so like shorter and also spending less money. I mean,
Speaker 3: you did you did it for Balder's Gate three. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the thing is all date came out to dude,
Speaker 3: the update. It's so crazy. I know, it's crazy that
Speaker 3: game is so obnoxious that you're like, oh, I'm done.
Speaker 2: Playing it, damn well, because because how much, how many
Speaker 2: hours I spend in it, I haven't gotten back to it,
Speaker 2: even though the amount I keep every time, I keep
Speaker 2: hearing the patches what they've done to it, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, I know, but I I.
Speaker 3: Just don't have time. I don't I don't know how
Speaker 3: the fun I would beat it. And I was playing
Speaker 3: like oblivion in this and it's like I didn't play
Speaker 3: last night because like I'm doing music stuff. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: how do I balance these giant games? I don't know
Speaker 3: how to do it? Like being an adult stupid.
Speaker 4: Nine inch mails rode in.
Speaker 3: I love that. I was thinking about that the other day.
Speaker 3: It's like, what was it? What was it that was
Speaker 3: of the play on words?
Speaker 4: Nine inch mals rot in. He says, hey, uh, Hoy boys. Uh,
Speaker 4: follow up my last on my last question that I
Speaker 4: frankly feel gay and stupid for not including for Christopher
Speaker 4: this time. Actually, since it released the same day as
Speaker 4: the Ghost album. Have you heard the new Viagara Boys
Speaker 4: album yet? Oh? That's right, people kept telling me about
Speaker 4: I haven't listened to I haven't listened to it yet.
Speaker 4: I do like the VIAGRAA Boys. I'm trying to remember
Speaker 4: what your question was before, Uh, ninae Males, but I
Speaker 4: can't exactly remember. But no, I haven't listened to it yet.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm planning on it obviously. Vagara Boys are really fun. Uh.
Speaker 4: And he also says, PS, Devin Townsend sounds like nothing
Speaker 4: what I expected. Thanks for the recommendation. Yeah, that's most
Speaker 4: people's response to that. It's it's a He's a really
Speaker 4: deceptive looking person, highly recommended of the Townsends.
Speaker 3: Uh, but uh likes.
Speaker 4: Writing in nine males. Oh, Calin Moriati wrote in again,
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Colin, Colin, He's I didn't I didn't know
Speaker 4: he was disinvested.
Speaker 3: Man, that's really I'm really Uh.
Speaker 4: He's even got Sweeney as a profile picture, which is
Speaker 4: very strange. But Colin moriody says, is the Sweety have
Speaker 4: a speech impediment or is he just retarded?
Speaker 3: Maybe both?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Colin, that's kind of mean, very rude.
Speaker 3: I didn't I thought he was like, actually a really
Speaker 3: huge fan of Sweeney and then like something like that.
Speaker 3: We're cool.
Speaker 2: I spoke to not so long ago. He didn't say
Speaker 2: anything about being retarded.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I mean that's a I mean, you know what,
Speaker 4: we can't look at a gift horse in the mouse.
Speaker 4: Thank you for your question and your patronage, and uh,
Speaker 4: we really appreciate it. Oh my god, you had another
Speaker 4: question from Oh Colin Moriatis. He's writing in quite a bit.
Speaker 3: He's got a lot to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he says, Hey, gaylord's question for Sweety? What happened
Speaker 4: in the summer of ninety six to make you hate
Speaker 4: the gays? Ps? Your tooth gap has gotten wider over
Speaker 4: the last eight years.
Speaker 3: What is wrong with Colin? Man? What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 3: Colin's picking a fight here? Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: Everybody who listened to this right put your name is
Speaker 3: Tom Sweetey.
Speaker 4: No, don't interrupt it. We haven't gotten all the Calin
Speaker 4: moriartes yet.
Speaker 2: Oh well, ninety six man, I don't know, it's two.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Something happens to you at two years old that informs
Speaker 4: how you've reinforced biggest retards in an entire class of people.
Speaker 3: Is fucking fre That's actually like, that's a fundamental memory.
Speaker 4: That's somewhat praiseworthy in some sense to form a commitment
Speaker 4: at that age, you know what I mean? Like, I'm
Speaker 4: two years old, I've had a bad experience with a
Speaker 4: gay person. I know, I'm only two, but I will
Speaker 4: commit to hating this group of people from here from
Speaker 4: hitherto forward.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like when you're playing Tetris in the foundation,
Speaker 2: he put the bottom down. This is where it starts
Speaker 2: gay people.
Speaker 3: And so what's your memory of that when you were
Speaker 3: two years old? What happened? I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: My first memory of a gay person was when I
Speaker 2: was a.
Speaker 4: First gapers I ever met.
Speaker 3: No, but you said you said it was a summer
Speaker 3: of ninety six, right, Yeah, but what happened? What happened?
Speaker 2: Also, aside from some ninty six thing, I think of
Speaker 2: the first gay person I remember meeting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody's curious about I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the first gamers I ever met. It's
Speaker 2: not about them scam. It's probably the glitter on eyes.
Speaker 2: Some shit scared to funk out of me. And I
Speaker 2: was like, I can't do this.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm handing you a f I'm trying to give
Speaker 3: you a t ball. I want you to, like, you know,
Speaker 3: grip the amount of the infinite possibilities of like you
Speaker 3: being a two year old and you had a gay experience.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, hey, here's this tea ball and knock
Speaker 3: it out of the park. Brother. He's like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't remember, but I remember.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm trying to remember something else.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: When he said something gay and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's gay, and I stopped liking.
Speaker 4: Him, riveting you.
Speaker 3: Let's let's move on. Knew about it, hold on, let's
Speaker 3: let's let's I know, I know it's Edinburgh.
Speaker 4: Let's just move on. Colin More already wrote in again,
Speaker 4: can you fucking believe it?
Speaker 3: Colin all the time? One night he just was like
Speaker 3: he just went off. He really. I love the smart
Speaker 3: Tank so much. I need to keep messaging them, yeah
Speaker 3: and asking questions and I appreciate that, he says.
Speaker 4: He says, uh, Colber already right, said, he says, not
Speaker 4: a question, but but a bit deep into Expedition thirty three,
Speaker 4: we were just uh, there's a character that sounds like
Speaker 4: Kingston's dad even does the awe. Oh yeah, that's right,
Speaker 4: there is who's that? So there's a there's a how
Speaker 4: deep are you in?
Speaker 3: So I just got to the island and I fought
Speaker 3: like a couple of bosses.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you get this?
Speaker 3: So the fat thing, the thing that craves light, you know,
Speaker 3: it's or whatever what it's called, but it's it's all white,
Speaker 3: and it's like, give me light.
Speaker 4: Oh you Oh yeah, I did meet Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 4: a lily further than that, I'm a like maybe a
Speaker 4: half hour removed from this. Okay, yeah, so you're close then,
Speaker 4: like my first camp. Yeah, there's a character that's like
Speaker 4: this old spirit and he does kind of have that like.
Speaker 3: Where's I need to fly? Give me? It's not exactly,
Speaker 3: but it is like vaguely remind minds, does he have
Speaker 3: the Safari drip? Not at all. He's barely human, so
Speaker 3: he's not human at all.
Speaker 4: There's no there's no there's no humanity in that thing
Speaker 4: at all, because to me, since.
Speaker 3: The ever oh well okay, well look at the air
Speaker 3: that it said and made me think that it's not
Speaker 3: it wouldn't have been that far fetched. Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4: Like if.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of uh, there's a lot of interesting characters. Uh,
Speaker 3: and of course somebody I always saw one post from
Speaker 3: the uh the anti woke guys, and it was just
Speaker 3: because they had to find something wrong with it, like,
Speaker 3: oh man, it's uh. Some of the people here is
Speaker 3: like or like something like darker than Midnight or something like.
Speaker 3: There there are black characters like yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: There's there's one that gets immediately like immediately marked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of interesting. The opening was very interesting
Speaker 3: because of how like intense it is and how like
Speaker 3: heart wrenching is. However, you have no connection to this people,
Speaker 3: so it was a weird dynamic where I'm like, like,
Speaker 3: just powerful thing happens in the opening the prologue, but
Speaker 3: also I'm like, I don't know any of these people.
Speaker 4: That is why, like you can't like I spend a
Speaker 4: lot of time there actually, so I got to know
Speaker 4: some of those people. Yeah, Like I saw some people
Speaker 4: just run straight to the cut see and I'm like,
Speaker 4: this does I don't even know how this would affect you,
Speaker 4: but uh, I really like it. I think it's I
Speaker 4: think it's genuinely it's cool. Like it's a great premise too.
Speaker 4: I love I like the idea.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: I love the mystery of like premise again, So the
Speaker 4: premise is a bit there's yeah, there's so like pain.
Speaker 4: So basically I think there was also like some weird
Speaker 4: cataclysm thing that kind of separated this island off from
Speaker 4: the rest of the world or something. I think that's
Speaker 4: part of it, but it's it's the less interesting part
Speaker 4: of it to me. The more interesting idea is like
Speaker 4: oft in the distance, there's basically this big monolith and
Speaker 4: there's like this big entity there called the Paintress and
Speaker 4: she just sits there and every year she paints a
Speaker 4: new number on the monolith and everybody who is that
Speaker 4: age vanishes. Yeah, so it's basically counting down and so
Speaker 4: like it just recontextualizes.
Speaker 3: Like what old means.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like people like this is this like thirty three
Speaker 4: year old like dude, and he's like old man, you're
Speaker 4: the oldest person here, the oldest person, And like people
Speaker 4: are having kids when they're like fifteen, yeah, because like
Speaker 4: that's all the time that they have, and it's.
Speaker 3: Like as soon as you can, fuck you fucking pop
Speaker 3: them out.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's you do. It's an interesting it's a
Speaker 4: cool I really love the Primise and how they do
Speaker 4: how they do it. Yeah, I think it's really really.
Speaker 2: So far, like because some people dodge it, like like
Speaker 2: let's say, you can't dodge.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's all in compassing. It's like you get
Speaker 4: thanos immediately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm thinking about you.
Speaker 2: It's like what if you're like, what if when she
Speaker 2: showed up right, you were already she started at thirty
Speaker 2: and you were like, I'm thirty one right now, not me,
Speaker 2: and she starts counting down.
Speaker 4: Well she started at one hundred. I'm pretty sure, so
Speaker 4: yeah you probably were. I think maybe even later. I'm
Speaker 4: not even sure, who.
Speaker 3: Knows where, but like yeah, it's it's it's you know,
Speaker 3: you're noticing that. It's affecting. Like they even use the
Speaker 3: math like they're like, oh, one of your party men,
Speaker 3: you can tell how old she is because they say, oh,
Speaker 3: you have nine good years left, And I'm like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh she's sixteen, you know, because of from where it
Speaker 3: is now and to where uh you know the time.
Speaker 3: You just do the you do the math.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, she's sixteen, but yeah, so basically,
Speaker 4: so basically the expeditions are these, like these people spend
Speaker 4: the last year that they have going on an expedition
Speaker 4: to try to figure out how to kill the paintress
Speaker 4: or like make progress to like make a path forward
Speaker 4: for future expeditions and end this thing so people don't
Speaker 4: have to fucking live in fear of a number on
Speaker 4: a fucking monol of being paid that every fucking year
Speaker 4: counting down to basically like zero at a certain point,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be real fucking awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, so it's pretty Yeah, it's pretty cool
Speaker 3: because it's if in a world that existed like that,
Speaker 3: because I can't even imagine my like imagine living like that.
Speaker 3: And also, like I do, like the idea of your
Speaker 3: last year, you're like, fuck it, let's try to stop
Speaker 3: this thing. Yeah, and then you know, obviously.
Speaker 6: Everyone's been unsuccessful, so it's essentially a death sentence, right,
Speaker 6: And you're like, but you're hoping you gain some understanding.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of feeling.
Speaker 2: It's ironic idea of somebody like having a kid, like
Speaker 2: she's counting down, but someone was born like she's counting down, right,
Speaker 2: and then when she's a she's at like twenty seven, right,
Speaker 2: someone just happens to be twenty eight, you know, and
Speaker 2: it's like, I guess I'm gonna make it right.
Speaker 3: But you know, but it hasn't happened. So it hasn't
Speaker 3: happened yet. But I think that's like like as far
Speaker 3: as any of the people that live through the thing
Speaker 3: and they do it what they call it, they call
Speaker 3: it a homage. Yeah, uh everybody. It's been steady the
Speaker 3: entire time, you know, so like they're all like, well,
Speaker 3: let's figure out if we can do anything about it.
Speaker 3: If not, I don't know, We're just gonna live our
Speaker 3: lives and be gay.
Speaker 4: It's also very French.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a French studio and they were like,
Speaker 2: let's uh French it up, yeah, which I was Actually.
Speaker 3: It's not modern day French. No, it's very cool, like
Speaker 3: the Saturday. It is a little weird though that like,
Speaker 3: so I hate this because okay, so because I was thinking, okay,
Speaker 3: we can't use Charlie Cox if because I would have
Speaker 3: like a French American French French English f English, you know,
Speaker 3: because they have the immersive version where just in French.
Speaker 3: But then also I'm like sometimes I don't want to
Speaker 3: read all the time. Yeah, so like but then it
Speaker 3: would also defeat the purpose of having like a Charlie Cox, right,
Speaker 3: so like you can't so they all are speaking in
Speaker 3: British fucking Oh we're British, but we're French, and which
Speaker 3: I feel like at this point, I'm like, can we
Speaker 3: stop that? It's not like to honest, like it's always
Speaker 3: because I understand that societal is it's just like the
Speaker 3: language you understand and one is it people. But people
Speaker 3: value the British accent. That's why they're like, oh it
Speaker 3: sounds so regal, so they always want to go because
Speaker 3: when it's in the Roman, it doesn't matter if it's Greek.
Speaker 3: Uh Greek fucking the three hundred. Get people that speak
Speaker 3: fucking British, you know, British accent and probably did I
Speaker 3: I know you're making a joke, but you're.
Speaker 4: No Munaga Film one and the.
Speaker 5: Which one which one Chamber of Secrets.
Speaker 3: Samurai next to hid Harry Potter Samurai. You want to
Speaker 3: get bit, you want to get me? You just did
Speaker 3: in the Harry Potter universe, you put fuck in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that'll that'll do it. Kill Harry Potter will be interested.
Speaker 4: He's in the fucking he crawls out of the Goblet
Speaker 4: of Fire whatever. I don't know if the Goblet of
Speaker 4: Fire is I never saw, but I saw it's very French.
Speaker 4: The soundtrack is great.
Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I like to I like I like the French tone
Speaker 4: of it. It's unique and I haven't seen anything that's
Speaker 4: quite like that. Yeah, there's a fucking there's a boss
Speaker 4: or not a boss. It's like an enemy that's a
Speaker 4: fucking mine mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't gotten there.
Speaker 4: It's I mean, it's it's pretty early on in the game.
Speaker 3: It is. Maybe I thought, al any notice you.
Speaker 4: Might be coming up on in that area.
Speaker 3: I've been beating the piss. I fought a Boston didn't
Speaker 3: get hit man, and I got a. I got achievement
Speaker 3: for it. It was like twenty seven percent because like I
Speaker 3: just like perried like perfectly, and uh, I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: I didn't I wasn't expecting that. But I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I don't know something about turn based thing that just
Speaker 3: really just make turns me on sexually too, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, but I just wanted.
Speaker 2: You to know.
Speaker 3: But yeah, questions. I'm excited. I'm excited. I think you'd
Speaker 3: like it. I know, I know you'll like it.
Speaker 2: It was Yeah, I love turn based games.
Speaker 4: It's dude, I can't. I think it's it's.
Speaker 3: Feels so good, like even like the the free aim
Speaker 3: where you can just use your.
Speaker 4: Ap oh yeah, the third yeah, the third person shoots.
Speaker 3: So it feels so good to the sound effects are
Speaker 3: fucking awesome, Like I forgot that that that that seat
Speaker 3: that you're with at first, that that has she doesn't
Speaker 3: have shoes on. Oh yeah. Like she's fucking bad ass, dude,
Speaker 3: and I love her her a one her like her
Speaker 3: default attack, Like her default attack is so fucking bad
Speaker 3: as the explosion. Like she's she's she's I was like, man,
Speaker 3: she's my favorite.
Speaker 4: She's I'm talking about she's my favorite.
Speaker 3: Good fucking mechanics. No weave ship too, Like she's not
Speaker 3: fucking yelling and like like a cat or like yeah,
Speaker 3: like none of that ship. I don't have to turn
Speaker 3: the volume down feel embarrassed and I'm playing this ship.
Speaker 4: It's very it is very good. What to do the
Speaker 4: game attack animation?
Speaker 3: Very I'm really I just yeah, Gustav kinda he needs
Speaker 3: to be better. As far as I'm like, he's fine,
Speaker 3: I mean sorry, his his his his his kit, I'm
Speaker 3: a little bit underwhelmed or I'm just like he's fine.
Speaker 3: But also a lot of times with the default characters,
Speaker 3: he's a well rounded guy. Yeah, I want to, I
Speaker 3: haven't yet whatever, but yeah, we don't need to, we don't.
Speaker 4: Ye Yeah, well yeah, com we already wrote in again
Speaker 4: calling Jesus Christ, he's on fire?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 4: Hispanic? Calvin Candy, Django and Stephen Jesus. What's the most
Speaker 4: memorable Stephen? Stephen?
Speaker 3: I think he's I think he's crazy.
Speaker 4: Is that a uh Samuel Jackson in that movie Stephen?
Speaker 3: Is it something like that?
Speaker 4: I think he might be right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forget Stephen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the most memorable way your parents ever messed
Speaker 4: with you? When I was six, I watched Wallace and
Speaker 4: Grahmitt and the Wear Rabbit, and it scared the ship
Speaker 4: out of me. I ran to my father for comfort.
Speaker 4: He was definitely drunk at the time, because we had
Speaker 4: a we had family over for the holiday. He told
Speaker 4: me that a cool fact about wear rabbits was that
Speaker 4: they ate six year olds. And I could sleep well
Speaker 4: for months after, and I couldn't sleep well for months after.
Speaker 4: That's awesome, But like I mean, at least you got
Speaker 4: like a hard You only have to endure that stress
Speaker 4: for like as long as you're which is really that long.
Speaker 4: It's a good point, although I guess when you're that young,
Speaker 4: one year feels immensely long. That's absolutely something.
Speaker 3: I was trying to fucking console. He's like, don't worry,
Speaker 3: it only eat six year old. Wait a minute, Wait a.
Speaker 4: Second, that's exactly I saw that so vividly, exactly the
Speaker 4: way you painted it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just want to do how old you again?
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're.
Speaker 4: The one thing that I've told the story before on
Speaker 4: the show. But like I just I just remember coming home,
Speaker 4: or like me and my dad were out walking. I
Speaker 4: don't remember where. I think we might have been getting
Speaker 4: a walking to a pizza shop.
Speaker 3: Not very intimidating, even to a six year old. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's what is that a ware rabbit, that's
Speaker 3: the weare rabbit.
Speaker 4: I could see that being a level of uncanny and
Speaker 4: weird that I could see it being like distressing.
Speaker 3: I would have been.
Speaker 4: I would be, But I loved Walton Grind and stopped.
Speaker 4: I was obsessed with stop motion like really early on,
Speaker 4: so that shit didn't bother me. But I know people
Speaker 4: who were like stop motion freaksing, like just by the
Speaker 4: nature of it being stop motion.
Speaker 2: Curious freaks them out, curious like they're a fucking boomer
Speaker 2: that's never seen anything before. I fucking can't tell's been
Speaker 2: photoshopped on someone's hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably that exact type of person. But yeah, Like
Speaker 4: I think the one that comes to mind is me
Speaker 4: and my dad were walking home and it was we
Speaker 4: lived like maybe like two blocks down from the place
Speaker 4: we were walking from, and I was walking ahead because kids
Speaker 4: run ahead, as they do, and then I turned and
Speaker 4: then my dad was just gone, like he just vanished,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh shit, I'm scared. I don't
Speaker 4: know how to get into the building. I'm out on
Speaker 4: the street alone, as like a six or seven year old.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do. I'm scared, right, And
Speaker 4: then he just he just walked out of a I
Speaker 4: don't know, like a pharmacy or something. I can't remember
Speaker 4: what he said, but he was clearly fucking with me.
Speaker 4: He was like, ah, I got you. I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm scared.
Speaker 3: That's a crazy one. Yeah, I traumatize you. It's funny.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It wasn't traumatizing. I remember it, but I don't feel
Speaker 4: like little Probably don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think my grandma fucked me like that. Probably
Speaker 3: felt a little different at the time, Yeah, probably, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: I was genuinely panicking.
Speaker 3: I was. I was like, where's my only guiding light
Speaker 3: in this world's laughing and he's laughing. Cry, he's got polaroids.
Speaker 3: You're a wet way to years.
Speaker 4: I think he was probably.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 4: I can imagine him being disappointed that I freaked out
Speaker 4: because I was really I really wasn't that far from
Speaker 4: the building, and I did know how to get in.
Speaker 4: I would have been fine. But like it just I
Speaker 4: wasn't expecting him to vanish. That's because that's when you're
Speaker 4: young enough to think like maybe maybe a magic thing
Speaker 4: stole him, you know what I mean, Like, you're young,
Speaker 4: you don't know fucking ship, you know.
Speaker 2: I was very self reliant as a so my grandmother
Speaker 2: kind of had faith I'd be fine because, like I remember,
Speaker 2: there's one thing I did was.
Speaker 4: Really stupids placed clearly right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, there's a gree of self reliance in me,
Speaker 2: but there's also like a huge, immense amount of retardation.
Speaker 2: So it's a very yeah, confusing combination.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm hmm.
Speaker 2: I remember there was one time my grandmother was just like,
Speaker 2: I can't take it to get food right now, like
Speaker 2: we're gonna go get something later on. I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, whatever, and then I was like, wait, I
Speaker 2: know how to get to the pizza shop. So I
Speaker 2: went to like Yankee State by Yankee Stadium when I
Speaker 2: was like seven, got pizza and came home.
Speaker 3: She was just like where were you?
Speaker 2: And I was, I got pizza, and she wanted to
Speaker 2: give me a beating, probably, but she was kind of impressed.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, this one can take care of itself, and.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I think I was.
Speaker 2: Probably that was I was. I would get on the
Speaker 2: train se like I was. I was very much so
Speaker 2: able to like I think I was eight or nine,
Speaker 2: by first New York City by myself at least the Bronx.
Speaker 2: I could traverse the Bronx. I knew where I was
Speaker 2: at all times in the Bronx. And then there was
Speaker 2: one time where we went to we were in Harlem
Speaker 2: for some reason, and I took the train the wrong direction.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I told you, I think, right. Yeah, So
Speaker 3: what happens is that.
Speaker 4: It ended up in fucking uh Turkmenistans.
Speaker 2: So it happens is that in one hundred and forty
Speaker 2: fifth Street in the Bronx, you can take the trend
Speaker 2: either uptown or downtown where you can go to Manhattan
Speaker 2: or you can go to the Bronx. So I went
Speaker 2: to the exact place I lived in Manhattan. I was
Speaker 2: a Hunt the ninety in Manhattan, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why do I see water? I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: evenly see water over my house.
Speaker 3: But I walked.
Speaker 2: So I walked like maybe fifteen sixteen blocks, just walking.
Speaker 2: I went and right by my weirdest by by my house,
Speaker 2: it's like this museum right there was the Museum of
Speaker 2: the Bronx. I lived in, like Hunt the fifth Street,
Speaker 2: and then I remember I walked past the of the Bronx. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Museum of Bronx could possibly be.
Speaker 3: In that probly, I don't know. Like stabbings, but crazy.
Speaker 2: Stabbings are like rap shit. But remember I went to
Speaker 2: see an opera once and it was fucking really nice,
Speaker 2: way nice. And I remember everything else in the city
Speaker 2: being ever at that time. But I remember I'm walking
Speaker 2: there and I was like, hey, is this the Bronx
Speaker 2: to somebody were like, this is Manhattan, kid, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, okay. So then I just walked back
Speaker 2: and walked back twenty more blocks. Got on the train
Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, man, I asked him lady,
Speaker 2: because I was I was a little cat, wasn't nervous.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, miss, which train do I take
Speaker 2: to go to the Bronx. And she was like, she
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this this one. You gotta go downtown.
Speaker 2: You gotta go uptown.
Speaker 3: She says that to me.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and he's just like, I take you back. And
Speaker 2: I get home and I'm like, this has been like
Speaker 2: maybe two three hours. Because my grandmother went one way
Speaker 2: on the train. I went the other one on the train,
Speaker 2: and then she was just like Kingston where worried. And
Speaker 2: I was like, I went to Manhattan and I saw
Speaker 2: a house in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: I was like maybe nine. And then at the more
Speaker 2: she was like, Oh, he can take care of himself,
Speaker 2: he'll be fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't die, so that's good. Yeah. I feel
Speaker 3: like I feel like I was kind of I was
Speaker 3: very molestable too. I was.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 3: I was like a little happy kid like.
Speaker 2: I was like a little like happy because I was
Speaker 2: really when I was younger, I was very kind.
Speaker 3: It's a very interesting way to phrase it.
Speaker 2: But they could have got me. Someone could have got
Speaker 2: me like I was. I was very molested. I was
Speaker 2: very easily bothered. I could be botherable. I was very botherable.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, my mom didn't mess with me, so I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't have any I don't have any example she
Speaker 3: she didn't do ship like that, do any weird shit.
Speaker 4: My dad always messed with people like and I remember
Speaker 4: when I finally got old enough to start joining him
Speaker 4: with like some of our younger.
Speaker 3: I remember he convinced.
Speaker 4: Uh my nieces and nephews that uh, hot dogs were
Speaker 4: from like a hot dog farm and you have to
Speaker 4: pick them off at trees. And they believed it for
Speaker 4: an embarrassingly long time, Like I think they they mentioned
Speaker 4: it in school and then you got like really mad
Speaker 4: at us.
Speaker 3: Probably got held back like these people are No, that's
Speaker 3: the thing. He's like, stupid, You're going back.
Speaker 4: What's distressing about it is that like they're smart, so
Speaker 4: like they it was extra it was.
Speaker 3: Extra bruises smart.
Speaker 4: But their kids yeah yeah, so like there it was
Speaker 4: ex but even they understood that. Like I can't believe
Speaker 4: how stupid I was to even entertain that possibility, even
Speaker 4: at like seven or eight.
Speaker 3: It was chocolate milkow. Sometimes you just have.
Speaker 2: No reason to not believe something like I bring.
Speaker 4: I brought this up a couple of times, but it's like,
Speaker 4: how like, dude, I was like in my twenties when
Speaker 4: I learned where fucking Greenland was or whatever or no
Speaker 4: New Zealand, like I thought New Zealand was like way
Speaker 4: I thought New Zealand for whatever reason, was like fucking
Speaker 4: by where Greenland was. Yeah, for no discernible reason other
Speaker 4: than for no discernible reason other than I think a
Speaker 4: fucking adult told me that. And I was just like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: then you I guess why would you lie about the
Speaker 4: location of New Zealand Probably and I remember it probably
Speaker 4: in my twenties you no, but yeah, it's to say
Speaker 4: it's a cycle.
Speaker 3: You want to know, somebody, I just found out the
Speaker 3: other fucking day. What uh I So I thought Arizona
Speaker 3: was in Pacific Standard time like this entire time. I
Speaker 3: thought it was the same time zone as US. But
Speaker 3: it's central, it's mountain. Oh yeah, so just one hour
Speaker 3: one hour ahead. I thought it was right too, so
Speaker 3: like like Texas and stuff, right, yeah, Texas and upwards
Speaker 3: in the middle of the country. Yeah, so like, but
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I always because Arizona seems close enough
Speaker 3: to me in my opinion, I thought it was. I
Speaker 3: thought it was uh central.
Speaker 4: Yeah, A lot of a lot of our time zone
Speaker 4: is in the water, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I mean that is true the Pacific Standard time, and
Speaker 3: then the cutoffs a little bit, like you know at
Speaker 3: the tail end or the beginning of Arizona and all
Speaker 3: that ship and then going up where it's like uh
Speaker 3: fucking Utah and all that bullshit.
Speaker 2: But anyway, because of that, Japan is a header behind
Speaker 2: us right now.
Speaker 4: Time they're ahead of us there ahead their first I'm pretty.
Speaker 3: Sure first they're one of the first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if you fly, if you fly that way,
Speaker 2: do you go back in time or ford in time?
Speaker 3: If you fly, if you fly.
Speaker 4: I'm not entertaining. I'm not I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3: I am asking a question, are you stupid? What are
Speaker 3: you saying? Because you just go ahead of us.
Speaker 2: They're going forward in time. Yes, that's interesting by the
Speaker 2: position of.
Speaker 3: If they're ahead of us, well, it's just like if
Speaker 3: they're ahead of us in time once you get I'm
Speaker 3: not even why am I entertaining this? Of course, anyway,
Speaker 3: let me finish my story. I was just because I so.
Speaker 3: I based daylight saving off of SO. I was thinking,
Speaker 3: you know, when we spring forward since since I thought
Speaker 3: Arizona I lived there in Arizona for a while, they
Speaker 3: don't do daylight saving. They're like, it's so fucking hot,
Speaker 3: we don't need more light. They're like, oh, like it's
Speaker 3: so good hot.
Speaker 4: If I'm not saying, aren't there like pockets in Arizona
Speaker 4: that do do it? And then pockets within those pockets
Speaker 4: that don't. I think there's like some weird fuck true.
Speaker 3: I didn't know because I I just thought above they
Speaker 3: were just like, fuck this, we're not gonna do this.
Speaker 3: But maybe that's true, maybe there are some pockets of it.
Speaker 3: But so me, when I was living in like West
Speaker 3: Western Arizona, they didn't do it, and I thought, so
Speaker 3: when we went forward, I thought, since I thought they
Speaker 3: were in Pacific standard time, I was like, oh, when
Speaker 3: we go forward, that is regular time, right, and when
Speaker 3: we go back in the fall, that's when we're fucking
Speaker 3: our time up, you know. And it turns out I
Speaker 3: just learned this just the other day because I just
Speaker 3: learned that it's mountain time in Arizona. That No, when
Speaker 3: we go forward, that means we're out of sync. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then when we go back in the fall, that's
Speaker 3: when it's we're in the actual real time.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Dark at five PM is normal time, Yeah, apparently,
Speaker 4: which is, by the way, we could just decide that
Speaker 4: that's not true. It's completely arbitrary. I think it would
Speaker 4: be way better for it to get dark later.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I was just well, I it's yeah,
Speaker 3: I just look, I think it was like three days
Speaker 3: ago or something. Yeah. Then I just I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: Arizona's in mountain time.
Speaker 4: And you're deep in your thirties, man, stupid.
Speaker 2: Like I thought that there's a lot of really stupid
Speaker 2: things that we just like let happen because it's like
Speaker 2: they've been happening.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's the embarrassing way that these things revealed
Speaker 4: themselves though, because I remember having a conversation. I was like, man,
Speaker 4: it's crazy how similar Australian and New Zealand accents are
Speaker 4: because they're so far away.
Speaker 3: Oh and nobody checked you on it. No.
Speaker 4: I brought it up and somebody somebody's like, what do
Speaker 4: you mean? And I was like, well, they're really far
Speaker 4: away from each other and they sound really like it's
Speaker 4: crazy to me that they're so far away and they're
Speaker 4: so similar.
Speaker 2: That's kind of led like I it's a harbor, but
Speaker 2: that's kind of lairedly dumb because like Asia is where
Speaker 2: it is, and then the UK, the most similar to them,
Speaker 2: is over there.
Speaker 4: But that's why I thought it was believable that New
Speaker 4: Zealand was over there. So that's you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's a silly circle that kind of fills its own face.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, It's like somebody was like New Zealand's right
Speaker 4: next to it, and I'm like, what, what, Why.
Speaker 3: Would you lie to me like that?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 2: Oceanica, man, that's what it's called, right, Oceanica. I have
Speaker 2: no I think that's what it's called Oceanica like that.
Speaker 4: If there's anything, if I know anything, it's that I
Speaker 4: am not an expert on New Zealand. That is the
Speaker 4: one thing I could. I can take that to the
Speaker 4: to the bank.
Speaker 3: Somewhere I would like to possibly live. Seems awesome.
Speaker 4: I'd like to have a kid there and abandon it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be cool if if it's possible, I mean trying.
Speaker 4: I've been whimsical place to abandon a child.
Speaker 2: I think, grow up with these fucking island people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to grow up with.
Speaker 3: Those hardened fucking uh some OANs, these Polynesians that live
Speaker 3: in New Zealand where they're like all like they're like
Speaker 3: gangsters like it in like in Long Beach. That's the same.
Speaker 4: That's so crazy.
Speaker 3: It's weird. They just have funny accents. I know, I
Speaker 3: know one girl.
Speaker 4: It's crazy that they sound so different because New Zealand
Speaker 4: and Long Beach are right next to the.
Speaker 3: Right next to each other New Zealand. The Long Beach
Speaker 3: is on Zealand from the Long.
Speaker 4: Beach docks right exactly crazy right from that that weird
Speaker 4: like shipping container.
Speaker 2: Yard or yeah, the St Mary is right beyond the
Speaker 2: Queen Mary kind of eagle eyes that standing there staring
Speaker 2: at the New Zealand's that's more than an eagle eye.
Speaker 4: That's that's an eye that could see through things across
Speaker 4: the curvature of the earth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your fucking goes. I can see it all.
Speaker 4: It's insane anyway, right right, Mike, it seems like all
Speaker 4: the columnar he already is taken care of. Let's move
Speaker 4: on to you guys should invite a kum on the podcast.
Speaker 4: That's the name of this guy, Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Raging Demon. Yeah, but would he would he sit
Speaker 3: be able to sit still?
Speaker 2: I feel like he wouldn't be able to I feelt
Speaker 2: he could sist though, but he'd get really mad with
Speaker 2: us eventually leave, Like he wouldn't stay very long.
Speaker 4: And yeah, we got him for like maybe ten minutes
Speaker 4: before he's got to do it.
Speaker 2: And no one and no one needs to no one
Speaker 2: challenge him, Like, no one say anything that could be
Speaker 2: deemed a challenge, maybe because he'll kill you.
Speaker 3: Well, so what would he do.
Speaker 4: Even if you disagree with him?
Speaker 3: Agree? What would he do?
Speaker 2: Like I have his symbol tattooed on me. What do
Speaker 2: you think he would do? You got heaven tattooed he
Speaker 2: it's pretty badass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got like basically, I mean it could mean heaven,
Speaker 3: but it's more about just being beyond Like it's just
Speaker 3: like it's just the highest form of something. And because
Speaker 3: he's the goat.
Speaker 4: That means fuck dot com. That's laughs that jump to
Speaker 4: the track. Dude, a country tattoo of a fund would
Speaker 4: actually go kind of hard.
Speaker 3: I would go hard.
Speaker 4: I think, oh baby, I guess yeah, until you never
Speaker 4: really know it. It might look like shit.
Speaker 2: If you confronted with it, like actually meaning that, and
Speaker 2: the Japanese person laughs you out of a place.
Speaker 3: Look, if somebody pays, I'll get that tattooed on the
Speaker 3: back of my neck. If somebody gets conjures it up,
Speaker 3: uh slaps like three hundred dollars. I don't know how
Speaker 3: much I know neck tattoos are more expensive than the
Speaker 3: average tattoos. Yeah, so's dollars. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I want to barcode. I want to get a Barker
Speaker 4: tattooed if someone got it. I want to get a
Speaker 4: Barko tattoo in my rectum in your wreck. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: that way, when I get a call and askarb the
Speaker 4: doctor can laugh a little.
Speaker 3: He's like the camera and then he tries to put
Speaker 3: like a little beep.
Speaker 4: I wonder it's like a link to uh, it's a
Speaker 4: link to storm Front somehow, so.
Speaker 3: Crazy that is dedicated racis. Anyway, this guy writes in
Speaker 3: He says, hey, guys, here's.
Speaker 4: The scenario for you. You get to fuck a fighting
Speaker 4: game character. Morgan for Derek, Cammy for Chris Murricy. Oh well,
Speaker 4: I thought we were gonna choose uh Marissa for Kingston.
Speaker 4: But you gotta fight a farmer. Heyes, a farmer from Skyrim,
Speaker 4: those nasty underground I would easily.
Speaker 3: I would. Guys would not be you.
Speaker 2: Guys would get killed by farmers so badly, but it'd
Speaker 2: be funny to watch.
Speaker 4: I think I could handle a handle. I think you
Speaker 4: underestimate my power.
Speaker 2: It's one farmer killed a family full of people who
Speaker 2: one guy was a Knight.
Speaker 4: But they probably didn't know they were coming. They probably
Speaker 4: was like a surprise farmer.
Speaker 3: Like even if I have weapons, so that means I
Speaker 3: actould be able to have weapons too. No, I think
Speaker 3: a rogue farmer a mall you think?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think. I don't think you have that
Speaker 2: locked in ability. Yet you don't have to kill or
Speaker 2: be killed.
Speaker 3: I would be killed.
Speaker 4: I would kill a farmer.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. So if a farmer seemd be like,
Speaker 3: so this is how I'm thinking. If I was in
Speaker 3: the Skyrimmune, if I was in the Elder Schools universe,
Speaker 3: I feel like that's different. But so like, if a
Speaker 3: farmer joins my universe, it wouldn't have to have more
Speaker 3: of the like it can die like anything else.
Speaker 2: I think. I think I think you can die and
Speaker 2: then you can then you can pick up a big
Speaker 2: ass rock in flan a farmer's head like.
Speaker 3: I'm hitting them, I'm running with my car. Yeah they're
Speaker 3: not inherently like supernatural, are they? I think they are?
Speaker 4: But like, but.
Speaker 3: Aren't they just like what are they? Yeah?
Speaker 2: They're just fucking devolved sad the farmer but I hate
Speaker 2: them so much I don't care.
Speaker 4: But whatever, man, I'll yeah, I'll try, I'll do my desk.
Speaker 3: Who are you banging? Camy? I would kill a farmer
Speaker 3: Marissa from oh from Hell Yeah bro? Hell? Yeah? Did you?
Speaker 3: I I pulled that. I think the nude moniverse here's
Speaker 3: here's locked in bro, here's a uh, here's my first
Speaker 3: nude mod.
Speaker 4: Dude, if you and if you want to, and it's
Speaker 4: there's a stipulation here. There's a stipulation here that if
Speaker 4: you want another night, you have to fight another farmer.
Speaker 3: So two farmers for two nights, one.
Speaker 2: Full night of fucking. Oh god, I'm killing that farmer.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dude, if that farmer is gone, I would
Speaker 2: drag that farmer into public while it's half dead, and
Speaker 2: I'd like everybody.
Speaker 3: Take a kick and I watch it be. I would.
Speaker 3: I hate farmers so much it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'd put a farmer in a tooth paste kit and like,
Speaker 2: like I hate the I would just I hate them
Speaker 2: so much, like I would force its full body into
Speaker 2: a tool get it.
Speaker 4: Would be folding into It's like Roger rabbits.
Speaker 3: Definitely, it's really hateful.
Speaker 4: Usually a greater question I think, building off of this,
Speaker 4: would you would you fuck a farmer if if after
Speaker 4: you were guaranteed Uh, Marissa or the person that you've
Speaker 4: been allocated.
Speaker 2: I look, I'm I'm fucking Marissa simply for simply for
Speaker 2: the of being your.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: Can't I would?
Speaker 3: I've never respected you less you said you.
Speaker 4: I can put my I can put my eyes, I
Speaker 4: can shut my eyes.
Speaker 3: Man, you don't like look you so hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 4: I would suck the pinkment off her pussy.
Speaker 3: Dude, Look man, it's all pink in the dark. Rather listen,
Speaker 3: knocked the farmer out, put on some music. I'd rather wait,
Speaker 3: put your gloves on. Wait, wait, put some gloves on,
Speaker 3: put some music on. Careless whisper whatever, do what you
Speaker 3: gotta do real quick.
Speaker 2: I'd rather let trumps spirit possess my body.
Speaker 4: Then I'm not gonna lie. I might I damn, I
Speaker 4: damn near my cook and eat my son if I
Speaker 4: can a.
Speaker 3: Little bit of ca I mean, okay, that's fair. Look,
Speaker 3: that's totally fair.
Speaker 4: I needed to have another son to cook and eat.
Speaker 4: I guess I'd have to do it reasonable.
Speaker 3: It's perfect.
Speaker 2: Three fighter six Cami is a specimen. That is I
Speaker 2: take any other than other than my Schimano. Cami is
Speaker 2: like my I.
Speaker 3: Has just massive ug bouncing my Have you seen her
Speaker 3: in six?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw six. I haven't modern her yet. I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't gotten to it. But they I'm sure it's great.
Speaker 3: They chef, they chefed up her designed this, man, I
Speaker 3: will look at it. We're talking about maybe rainbow my
Speaker 3: thing because I like that proportion. Morgan is going to
Speaker 3: consume my soul. That's the only problem. I'm still going
Speaker 3: for it over like you suck you.
Speaker 2: By oh yeah, sexual prime if you have a chance
Speaker 2: to be able to get through that, and I don't
Speaker 2: think any of us.
Speaker 3: Are there anymore, so it's like we're just cooked.
Speaker 2: You gotta be you gotta be in your bed shape
Speaker 2: as holding as you were at fifteen to be able
Speaker 2: to not die from Morgan. Fifteen fifteen was like pea
Speaker 2: coiness where it was like fifteen dangerous fifteen.
Speaker 3: I was completely ill experienced though I ain't nothing. I
Speaker 3: was still I wasn't experienced, but I was. I was
Speaker 3: beyond the bounds of horny.
Speaker 4: I think I reached that point around twenty five.
Speaker 3: I think I think that the ultra. I think it's
Speaker 3: like I think, like say early twenties. To me, that
Speaker 3: was when like prime manstreams coming in. I'm I also
Speaker 3: have experience. I have. I wouldn't like imagine being like
Speaker 3: sixteen years old. It would be the most embarrassed, like
Speaker 3: I would be. I'm not ill. I'm not taking that.
Speaker 3: I would be so pathetic.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking the skill I'm taking the degree of horny,
Speaker 2: like the point where you're so horny it's bothersome to you, you.
Speaker 4: Know, I was. I was never that thrown off as
Speaker 4: a teenager.
Speaker 3: I wasn't either. I missed. I don't know what happened,
Speaker 3: and I didn't experience like it actually hit me late.
Speaker 4: I think it had me hit me in my mid
Speaker 4: twenties because I realized that I didn't I didn't have
Speaker 4: the time to do it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It felt like more of like a thing that was
Speaker 4: out of my reach somehow, sixteen seven, too many responsibilities,
Speaker 4: I see.
Speaker 2: I was so frightenly horny it was crazy.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I was more horny than I was. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of I think I think, I think that might be
Speaker 3: a standard because I hear I hear it so often
Speaker 3: I was. I didn't have that experience to when I
Speaker 3: was like, oh the kid that was like coming in
Speaker 3: socks and coming everywhere. That's crazy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But if if I, if I was, I was doing
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 3: It was coming in a lot of things.
Speaker 4: But he built a house out of socks, a.
Speaker 2: Fucking strong house. It could take an over the bombardment
Speaker 2: that's gingerbreads love the.
Speaker 4: Idea, did you say a gerr bread house?
Speaker 3: Your bread house ground?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: The idea of the sock that could come in just
Speaker 3: glue was crazy. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Have you seen when the people come in the socks
Speaker 2: so much I can put them a stand straight up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: That's what the idea of building a house A little lady.
Speaker 2: I lived in a shoe type ship. But it's just
Speaker 2: a fucking giant socks. It smells due probably probably probably will.
Speaker 4: Just imagine imagine you think, like, okay, go ahead. So
Speaker 4: I have a question right regarding ant man, if he's
Speaker 4: really if he gets really big, right and then he
Speaker 4: he jerks off and then he comes, but then he
Speaker 4: like shrinks as it's falling.
Speaker 3: Could he yeah?
Speaker 4: Could he like could he theoretically be liked wanted suicide
Speaker 4: by coming? Yeah, if you want to, if you want
Speaker 4: to drown and to see if his own count Yeah,
Speaker 4: I would theoretically absolutely could do it.
Speaker 2: I think, just make my penis big sometimes.
Speaker 3: Can he control the parts of him? Yeah, so we
Speaker 3: could just have just a giant penis, but it would
Speaker 3: be like it would be.
Speaker 4: Proportionately like fucked though, I think.
Speaker 2: But the thoutst thing you don't. You don't go full side,
Speaker 2: you don't full send it. You gauge up a little bit,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna make my penis so like bigger relative
Speaker 2: to percent, okay, so relative. So for me that would
Speaker 2: be like three two inches.
Speaker 3: I think it'd be like it'd.
Speaker 2: Be like.
Speaker 3: Let's go. Yeah, I mean I would do that. I
Speaker 3: would if I had to play around it, if.
Speaker 2: I had powers to manipulate anything, I would just do
Speaker 2: a bunch of fun ships.
Speaker 3: I would do tricks. I'll do a lot of clubs.
Speaker 3: And what this reminds me reminds me of like a
Speaker 3: I don't know, I should.
Speaker 4: Say this on the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah you should, you absolutely should.
Speaker 4: I remember going through like like an old phone of
Speaker 4: mine because I was just like trying to find, uh,
Speaker 4: I don't know, just contacts to like put back into
Speaker 4: my phone. I was going through like the photos and
Speaker 4: I found like a ticic that I had taken for
Speaker 4: like this girl that I was saying, and I saw
Speaker 4: that I was I remember looking at it and being
Speaker 4: like this is like a whimsical photo, Like it's kind
Speaker 4: of like a good photo, Like it's pretty and there's
Speaker 4: like a like there's like there's like wind, there's like
Speaker 4: soft lighting coming through like the window.
Speaker 3: It's pretty.
Speaker 4: It's like a pretty like it's like I think I
Speaker 4: just remembered it. It's just like that is so crazy.
Speaker 4: I've never had that that's something like that could even.
Speaker 3: Have an air of whimsy to it.
Speaker 2: I've taken well shot, well shot pictures of my penis before.
Speaker 3: I mean, I I remember when I first got my
Speaker 3: d uh my nicon, the d F D five, So
Speaker 3: it's like my first dslring actually actual photography, because photo
Speaker 3: the amount of megapixels is fucking You took a picture
Speaker 3: of your penis, of course, the only fucking person that's
Speaker 3: done that with that kind of camera.
Speaker 2: It feels a little silly, dude, I get it.
Speaker 3: It's so professional, it's it's crazy. And then like the
Speaker 3: ring light, there was one like went better. I had
Speaker 3: studio lights because.
Speaker 4: I was studio overhead lighting.
Speaker 3: This is like twenty seventeen. That's so fucking the lights
Speaker 3: are set up. People would compliment the funk out of
Speaker 3: me because I would bounce the light off the walls
Speaker 3: and it would be perfectly lit up. They don't compl
Speaker 3: so your penis might have like a halo around. It
Speaker 3: was basically well lit. I'm talking like, what was it
Speaker 3: the pictures like forty eight megapixels do or something like that.
Speaker 4: So you know what I'm talking man for I saw
Speaker 4: it and it cracked me up because I was like,
Speaker 4: why why is this? Why is this as good as it?
Speaker 3: And it doesn't.
Speaker 4: I can't share it. I can't do anything there.
Speaker 3: You can chore some people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll sell it.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Pictures of my penis where like I'm just like side
Speaker 2: on it, so it's my penis in the frame and
Speaker 2: it's off to the side.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know that's see, that's that's the immediately
Speaker 3: that's not good, isn't that what that pro Jared? You never? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you never. Never.
Speaker 4: You don't do that.
Speaker 3: Supposed to do that embarrassing unless you're unless you're like
Speaker 3: if you can, if you can get the sports and
Speaker 3: when you're doing a bunch of shots and you're like
Speaker 3: about the bust, so then your faces in it, and
Speaker 3: then you get like a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Pictures and it's just the fountain. Now that's seven and
Speaker 2: then it's blowing and then it has like the little
Speaker 2: fucking after particles like how like for for me, I
Speaker 2: have a stigmatism, so it's like that like a little.
Speaker 3: And it's like, wow, that's a really good picture of
Speaker 3: your penis. It's a great photograph of your peeniart. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I have no it's this is a great I told
Speaker 3: you so well. I think like if a gets leaked,
Speaker 3: always us always use cool lighting so you can fix
Speaker 3: it and post. I bet there's people that you know,
Speaker 3: the oops accidentally leaked, got leaked somebody, how dare they
Speaker 3: you know, like somebody who has like a really impressive
Speaker 3: picture or something one that I was describing if that
Speaker 3: got leaked, like I absolutely wouldn't be embarrassed. No, actually
Speaker 3: super impressive. It's like, but I don't think I have
Speaker 3: that picture anywhere because it's like kind of crazy. Just
Speaker 3: have that storre from however many years ago.
Speaker 4: It's not stored, so it is just like neglected and forgotten.
Speaker 3: N't forgotten.
Speaker 4: That's how I found it. I was like, you know,
Speaker 4: this is hilarious, but this is it's in between, like
Speaker 4: like a screenshot of like some fucking receipt.
Speaker 3: Uh looking through I do like that I have an
Speaker 3: old hard drive that happened. Yeah, but that that also
Speaker 3: that was like a because of Oh there was an
Speaker 3: old photo that I just didn't even know was on there.
Speaker 4: A girl.
Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, it was just like a girl that
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. I was like eighteen, nineteen years old.
Speaker 3: This is how old the fucking nude was. And this
Speaker 3: I got this hard drive I still work surprisingly from
Speaker 3: two thousand and four, and uh me and joj I
Speaker 3: transferred everything over to my my terrorbi hard drive and
Speaker 3: we're just looking at a bunch of old pictures from
Speaker 3: those days. And I completely had no idea that picture
Speaker 3: was on there. And I was like, oops, like this
Speaker 3: fucking chick. She's like, uh, fucking Nigerian Indian chick, you know,
Speaker 3: just just there and I'm like and I was like, oops.
Speaker 4: The wild combination, wild combination, very pretty chick.
Speaker 3: One of the worst people I've ever met as far
Speaker 3: as because they're she you don't want to stereotype, but
Speaker 3: she was from a rich family. A fucking It was
Speaker 3: weird because I thought she was humble. Her parents, you know,
Speaker 3: to be so humble, I think, really that's what it was.
Speaker 3: It was deceitful where she like even her parents kind
Speaker 3: of like we're not just going to give you everything.
Speaker 3: So they gave her like a regular car, like they
Speaker 3: were kind of like trying to teach her. It wasn't
Speaker 3: it wasn't. You know, you can't.
Speaker 4: You have to like intentionally live, you intend. If you're
Speaker 4: that rich and you want to instill that that nature
Speaker 4: into your kid, you you have to actively like sacrifice
Speaker 4: ship yourself. You can't live in a nice place, dude,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: I think you can do it, but you have to.
Speaker 3: You have to understand, like, hey, it's never anybody stay
Speaker 3: out there. Like family members who are from like poor nature,
Speaker 3: it would have to be something like that.
Speaker 2: You have to like have them because I grew up
Speaker 2: with money and I did not grow up with that
Speaker 2: like entitled mentality.
Speaker 3: Well you didn't grow. You didn't grow, but with the
Speaker 3: type of look at let's put it this way. There's
Speaker 3: a house that we all like, if you're from my area,
Speaker 3: there's a house on Florton Road. It harbor turns into
Speaker 3: Florton Road if you're going north, like say, if you're
Speaker 3: about to hit saye height, sorry rolling heights or something
Speaker 3: you're going that way, say it's the world we take
Speaker 3: to get to a Frankinson. So everybody from my area understands.
Speaker 3: There's this massive house on Fulton Road on the right
Speaker 3: that we just all like, just all look at that mansion.
Speaker 3: That's where she lived. She and I couldn't fucking believe
Speaker 3: it because we've all just seen this house like through
Speaker 3: our lives. Yeah, and then I start dating this girl
Speaker 3: like eighteen nineteen whatever it was, and then I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 3: you live here. Then I went to I went to
Speaker 3: uh I was it a Thanksgiving and I felt underdressed,
Speaker 3: even though I was wearing like jeans and a nice
Speaker 3: kind of shirt whatever. And then I told them that
Speaker 3: I wasn't. I was taking a break from school, like
Speaker 3: I'm still thinking if I'm going to go to universe
Speaker 3: or school or not or whatever, because I just graduated
Speaker 3: high school. And her parents are immediately just like you know,
Speaker 3: they're happy. The happy Nigerian dad was immediately like disgusted
Speaker 3: in me. The mom was disgusted with the fanciest food.
Speaker 3: There was a beredding on a fish that I've never
Speaker 3: seen before. I don't even know what it was seen
Speaker 3: sence No, no, I don't know what the recipe was amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they were so rich and I was just like I
Speaker 3: don't belong here. And then of course when we got
Speaker 3: into an argument for.
Speaker 4: It's probably like the poor people pariasis scams or something
Speaker 4: it could have it was.
Speaker 3: Definitely sacrificed UH servants or something. It's a delicacy. I
Speaker 3: remember we got into an argument. This is how we
Speaker 3: like broke up because my my buddy had a penicitis
Speaker 3: and I was going to visit him, and on the
Speaker 3: way there, somehow we got into an argument and I
Speaker 3: heard her mom in the background calling me all these
Speaker 3: names and saying I'm poor and all this ship and
Speaker 3: I was like, this is insane. I never like experienced
Speaker 3: anything like that before. Wild. I was like, oh, like
Speaker 3: tell me how you really feel about me? Yeah? Crazy?
Speaker 3: And I wasn't even that poor. I was just normal,
Speaker 3: you know. I I think out of the people, like
Speaker 3: family is not poor. They're not. I wouldn't say they're rich.
Speaker 3: I would say they're definitely like they're like family. My
Speaker 3: family was liked upper middle class. I would say that Lily's.
Speaker 2: Family, I would say it's probably like technically in a
Speaker 2: real world now they're middle class. But they were like
Speaker 2: when I was going to be like upper middle class people,
Speaker 2: I guess for the most partly not that because you
Speaker 2: tell me about all the gifts that you guys know there,
Speaker 2: I think I think they have money, but I think
Speaker 2: it's the idea. I think it's relative to the times,
Speaker 2: you know, because they don't have a huge home, they
Speaker 2: don't have like just choice.
Speaker 3: But with the type of money that they throw around,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you can't be I wouldn't say people don't
Speaker 3: have that type of money to give them.
Speaker 4: They're not like billionaires, but they're rich.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're rich, but I think rich. So
Speaker 3: my my family is middle class, right, My family's at
Speaker 3: no point would they ever be able to afford to
Speaker 3: give somebody a three thousand dollars fucking graphics card or
Speaker 3: some ship or whatever like that, at no point.
Speaker 2: But I understand what you mean. But just like even
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: Hundreds of dollars of like a gift worth hundreds of dollars,
Speaker 3: like that's my mom would be like, oh, here's a
Speaker 3: console for you guys, like for the for my brother
Speaker 3: and I And that was for her, you know, save
Speaker 3: because that's a lot of money to spend, right, like
Speaker 3: buying the saying or the PlayStation two or whatever.
Speaker 2: They. I think the father is very well off. He's
Speaker 2: also work for his company for a long time, and
Speaker 2: he invests in stock and shit like that. So I
Speaker 2: think he definitely what is ring member, that's what it
Speaker 2: is that he makes his marry drugs, has a tattoos.
Speaker 3: I saw his tattoos on his hands, on his hand.
Speaker 3: What do you like? What do you use me? What
Speaker 3: do you think rich? Where does rich begin for you?
Speaker 2: I think when you're pulling in like good question easily,
Speaker 2: like five thousand a year, that's when you're like rich,
Speaker 2: you know you like that's why that's when I considered
Speaker 2: you are rich, Like that is a rich person. You're
Speaker 2: pulling in five hundred.
Speaker 4: Only, So if you pulling four hundred fifty thousand dollars,
Speaker 4: you're not rich.
Speaker 2: I think you're very well off. I think I think
Speaker 2: you're rich.
Speaker 3: Look, that's like two extreme Like it's like a family
Speaker 3: that makes two hundred thousands, fifty thousand years like each
Speaker 3: of them and then they get together like they have
Speaker 3: their fucking good Yes, if you're making that a year,
Speaker 3: because I think because I think, like a man, you
Speaker 3: worked for twenty fucking years. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 3: see I don't know much.
Speaker 2: Our dad makes what he makes of money, like he
Speaker 2: makes he makes more than Lilli and I combined, And
Speaker 2: I would hope so and together we make.
Speaker 3: Pretty good money combined as well. Well.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, so I would say, like I would say,
Speaker 2: he definitely makes more than we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but look and also to your to your argument,
Speaker 3: you guys live in a very humble apartment, even though
Speaker 3: you guys can live wherever the fuck you want. So
Speaker 3: it's like, you know it definitely the house that Lily's
Speaker 3: dad's house is very deceitful. You know, it's a very
Speaker 3: appropriate house for a for an MS thirteen drug lord.
Speaker 2: True, yeah, you would have. Don't don't say that.
Speaker 3: Please don't say that your nineteen year old girlfriend has
Speaker 3: a drug dealer died thirteen.
Speaker 2: I think most things are funny. This is not funny.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's funny either.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying this is not a laughing matter. Say, yeah,
Speaker 4: we're meaning to start talking about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we have an intervention about your nineteen year
Speaker 3: old people that look like people that look like him
Speaker 3: were getting picked up and shipped out.
Speaker 2: It's actually not funny. I don't like it. It's I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Kingston. We don't think it's funny. We don't
Speaker 3: think it's funny either. Like, I had a conversation with
Speaker 3: Don Trump the other day because he was like, he
Speaker 3: called me up. He's like, hey, man, you're you're you're
Speaker 3: slacking a little bit on the on the on the podcast.
Speaker 3: You're not answering enough questions. And I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, mister president. And he said, by the way,
Speaker 3: I'm a little worried about Kingston's nineteen year old girlfriend
Speaker 3: and his MS thirteen uh, father in law or whatever.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have to do something about this.
Speaker 3: And so I'm just warning.
Speaker 2: You if he's worried directly about me, that's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just say, yeah.
Speaker 4: You have you have knuckle, you have MS thirteen ten.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, says it, says MS thirteen twice on of
Speaker 3: my knuckles thirteen thirteen. He says, black purs MS thirteen
Speaker 3: forever Ever, says MS thirteen, MS thirteen forever Ever.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: And then immediately right now'm just.
Speaker 2: Somebody grabs you you and drags you like just they
Speaker 2: just because it's one of those vaudeville hooks, but it's
Speaker 2: got some beren to note that it's a Mexican holding it.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. And immediately they just put me on a
Speaker 3: fucking fighter jet Tail Salvador. They don't even want to wait.
Speaker 3: They don't want to put me on a regular plane
Speaker 3: jet that gets there in like twenty minutes or speed.
Speaker 3: They put you on one of those stealth bombers they
Speaker 3: put yeah, yeah, yeah, you just don't know you're why
Speaker 3: you're dying? Why is it?
Speaker 4: Remember those from like the two thousands, The stealth planes
Speaker 4: look inane, looked like how does that fly with?
Speaker 2: Like? Yeah, they didn't look like spacecrafts.
Speaker 3: It looks like actual alien tech like what you would
Speaker 3: imagine are still around. They stop using them. I've seen them.
Speaker 3: I've seen them at least in the Air Force bace.
Speaker 4: And seeing them, well they're not well the funk up?
Speaker 2: Are you sure you've seen them?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 4: Right, let's see, Uh we're getting some pretty good we're doing.
Speaker 3: Well, he's wrap it up, hold on gonna yeah, I
Speaker 3: just I just want to have like a regular showver once.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well instead of three hours and fifty minutes.
Speaker 4: Well you know what, let's know, it's do a couple more, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Calin more already. Wow, he writes in again, damn, dude,
Speaker 4: I love you calling. Yeah, Coll's on a roll, man,
Speaker 4: what's up? Funny, funniest and least funny?
Speaker 3: Geez?
Speaker 4: I guess I.
Speaker 3: Would I like that.
Speaker 4: I guess that has to theoretically be true on some level.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so actually I like that in Uh, I wonder
Speaker 3: what the audience?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what would everybody puts your own classify it?
Speaker 2: And I don't need to know that, but I'm fine
Speaker 2: with that because fine, even if I was the least
Speaker 2: funny to all of them, I mean it is. I
Speaker 2: know I'm the funniest person ever. You don't gotta tell me.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking hilarious, dude, all right, ship, I know.
Speaker 4: So, he says, I wanted to win your conversation funniest
Speaker 4: you got you gotta do, you got all the crowns.
Speaker 3: Go ahead? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, So Colin right said, uh, I wanted to
Speaker 4: weigh in on your car versation in episode one sixty
Speaker 4: three about terrorism.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest with you. What episode are we
Speaker 3: on right now? Three? This is three twenty one? Did
Speaker 3: you just say one sixty nine? One sixty three blood.
Speaker 3: We are probably different people from that person that they so, yeah,
Speaker 3: so what the fuck did I say? I'd love to
Speaker 3: hear them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we'll see. I want to make it
Speaker 4: clear that there is such a thing as ethical terrorism,
Speaker 4: like the rebels in Star Wars, A real life example
Speaker 4: would be putting estrot into the water supply of American
Speaker 4: Nazi Party to force feminize them. If you could commit
Speaker 4: ethical terrorism against someone, who would you target and what
Speaker 4: would you do? Here's the thing question from Colin Moriar.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Colin, actually thank almost relevant today. It's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And here's the thing. Every once in a while, like
Speaker 3: I actually so, I checked my Facebook memories all the
Speaker 3: time just to see what the fuck I posted of
Speaker 3: curiosity is. And so this one I posted a God
Speaker 3: of War stream where I was fighting Sigmund or whatever
Speaker 3: while streaming, and somebody asked me a question and the
Speaker 3: way that I answered I must not have really been
Speaker 3: paying attention because I answered so poorly. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 3: this is not like even at that time, I couldn't
Speaker 3: have believed this. And so if we're talking about like say, say,
Speaker 3: if we talk about terrorism, and this guy says, there's
Speaker 3: such a thing ethical terrorism. I'm like, yeah, well the
Speaker 3: thing that I'm like, well, yeah, first of all, yes,
Speaker 3: the second of all.
Speaker 4: Like it's a very eye of the beholder kind of situation.
Speaker 3: Rights, I think resistance. We'll see. But see that's the
Speaker 3: whole thing about the idea of terrorist. Look, I think
Speaker 3: about there's a lot of what why said this is
Speaker 3: so relevant right now because when people I don't know
Speaker 3: where so I made a couple of videos talking about
Speaker 3: Ethan and all that shit, and I dubs and the
Speaker 3: whole situation. I don't know where the fuck these things
Speaker 3: were posted or streamed or whatever, but I had a
Speaker 3: handful of YouTubers like big ones come out and say like, hey,
Speaker 3: like good job and this. It was actually like ninety
Speaker 3: nine percent positivity.
Speaker 2: Your second video talking about all the docsing and shit.
Speaker 2: It's like just straight up true like that, like your
Speaker 2: perspective of your opinions on it are one thing that
Speaker 2: people could agree with this want to Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: think straight up you showing the information, but doctors like Na's, well,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 3: Just what's happening. That's just real. Yeah. It was the
Speaker 3: broader Yeah, the broader point of that video was just
Speaker 3: to show like, Hey, this guy's wilding out, and I'm
Speaker 3: seeing a bunch of people in the commentary community excusing
Speaker 3: the behavior because they hate Hassan so much, and I
Speaker 3: think that's retarded, right, Like you can you can hate
Speaker 3: Hassan and also be like this is fucking crazy. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna offend you anyway. But like the whole the
Speaker 3: idea of is that like, because of some of that
Speaker 3: stuff that I made, some people are like, oh, Derek
Speaker 3: is defending terrorism, uh via Hassan or something, because the
Speaker 3: Hassan defends terrorism and the idea is talking to these
Speaker 3: people this pointless right, because they're not into like geopolitics
Speaker 3: or about anything like that. But when we talk about
Speaker 3: terrorism right now, this is I like the subject because
Speaker 3: if you want to like upset those guys, you can
Speaker 3: just say like, hey, you guys people in the West,
Speaker 3: you appreciate the founding fathers, right, but like they are
Speaker 3: literally terrorists, yeah, like literally A lot of those people
Speaker 3: would try to push back because their idea of terrorism
Speaker 3: is like spooky brown people, the brown people wearing black
Speaker 3: and stuff and they have fucking guns and ship But
Speaker 3: this like that that doesn't the definition is And if
Speaker 3: you want to talk about good guy versus bad guy.
Speaker 3: Who are the worst offenders, like the American imperialism, like
Speaker 3: some of the biggest in the British Empire, Like you
Speaker 3: think about the worst terrorists in history.
Speaker 2: No, those are cool white people that are founding things, right, and.
Speaker 3: So that's cool.
Speaker 4: Blankets and ship Well, it's.
Speaker 3: So annoying that I'm like, I hate that that's what
Speaker 3: terrorism has been deduced to. And people are right when
Speaker 3: you say this didn't happen until fairly recently, especially modern
Speaker 3: day after nine to eleven. So now nine to eleven
Speaker 3: terrorism means spooky brown people in the Middle East. Before
Speaker 3: it was a little bit broader, like it covered it
Speaker 3: covered different insurgencies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now it's like kind of it's like it's gentrified
Speaker 4: in a way.
Speaker 2: Now it's broad and really it's like, oh, Hispanic man
Speaker 2: that came here.
Speaker 3: Well, no, he's a gang member. He's a gang member. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're not calling him terry. Well, they are saying they're
Speaker 3: committing domestic I don't know, they're just the use they
Speaker 3: use it in the way. But but we understand that
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 4: So I could commit ethical terrorism in a group of people.
Speaker 4: I think the Native Americans have had a good too
Speaker 4: good for too long.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm listening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was cooking right now.
Speaker 2: Grandma recently and I was like, oh man, you look
Speaker 2: just like them.
Speaker 3: What do you mean your grandma? Yeah, you know what's crazy?
Speaker 3: To show you?
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy crazy. I don't want to see this.
Speaker 3: I want to see it just the one person I love.
Speaker 4: Do you remember so when we went to Disney, Yeah,
Speaker 4: we were. We saw these like cigar store indians kind
Speaker 4: of like, yes, he just kind of sitting there.
Speaker 3: That's her, that's your grandmother.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess she's clearly Yeah, she's clearly
Speaker 4: half don't docs her?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Is she seek?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 2: No, she says she wears a rat okay, because our
Speaker 2: hair is thinning like long.
Speaker 4: So it's just like practically practical using religious It looks
Speaker 4: religious items for practical reasons. It's very funny.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think Caribbean. I think like I
Speaker 2: think people say, like a.
Speaker 3: Creole type of raping like that too.
Speaker 4: I mean I used to use my my Jesus my,
Speaker 4: what do you call it? No, it's not a rosary
Speaker 4: because the rosary is specific. It's the beads and it's
Speaker 4: like ceramic or something.
Speaker 3: What are you saying?
Speaker 4: It's like a crud Is it crucifix.
Speaker 3: People do call you crucifixion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a cruci necklace. Jesus Peace, I talked. I've
Speaker 4: talked about this before, but like the Jesus piece, and
Speaker 4: he was like he was only connected at the the
Speaker 4: center of his body, and the connecting points of his
Speaker 4: hands and feeted wore down so I could spin it.
Speaker 4: I would like spin him to make decisions. So this
Speaker 4: is real. I did this Catholic school.
Speaker 3: What year was this?
Speaker 4: This must have been if I'm remembering it correctly. This
Speaker 4: is definitely before I moved to h Upstates two thousand
Speaker 4: and five. Yeah, so I was like I.
Speaker 3: Was just predated, like the huge era two thousand and five,
Speaker 3: two thousand and six where spinner everything spinner rims earlier
Speaker 3: than that. But I could be wrong.
Speaker 2: My perception of time is exploded.
Speaker 3: In my really fucked myer was two thousand and six
Speaker 3: high school exploded pre that post that, and uh so
Speaker 3: there was that little mid two thousands, a little bit
Speaker 3: to the two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight,
Speaker 3: then it died.
Speaker 2: Dude, I like I look back at like the two
Speaker 2: thousands and like, I feel like so much happened, and
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know where I was for some of it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you were a child enjoying childhood.
Speaker 2: I'm watching Billy and Mandy, and then like all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, I'm in high school and I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want an episode, and then you're in high school.
Speaker 4: No, it's like that. It's like a scene in Click Yeah. Accidentally,
Speaker 4: fact fast.
Speaker 3: Old now.
Speaker 4: Old.
Speaker 3: He was really jacked. When he was younger.
Speaker 2: He was yeah, it was super desed up, and now
Speaker 2: he's like, now yeah.
Speaker 4: Then he used to wear like heavy shirts and go
Speaker 4: to the beach and then take it off and people
Speaker 4: were like, oh ship, and he's like, I'm very funny.
Speaker 3: I would chilling, I would chew.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh all right, well I don't give a fuck anymore.
Speaker 3: Manh Yeah, he looks like a calmer, already running again.
Speaker 2: He went to the SAG Awards where fucking jeans shorts,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm gonna go play basketball outside.
Speaker 3: I hope you guys have a good rest of your night.
Speaker 3: I love hilarious with basketball. Or I thought there's a
Speaker 3: lot of people that that makes sense. I know there's
Speaker 3: a lot of people that once you get to a
Speaker 3: certain level where.
Speaker 2: You play in New York City though really in New
Speaker 2: York City sports.
Speaker 3: Sure, I think it's like a dissociative state though too
Speaker 3: that I noticed that some celebrities do or even like
Speaker 3: A I don't necessarily I know Hassan technically is like
Speaker 3: a celebrity. But what we all went to that fucking
Speaker 3: uh that thing, what's his name? Critical? We went to
Speaker 3: critical sting, and then like that, he shows up and
Speaker 3: immediately just starts playing basketball like not even like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go and enjoy like the thing. He's like
Speaker 3: basketball court immediately just gonna play as match as Adam Sandler.
Speaker 3: Thing to a point where I'm media like, I just
Speaker 3: want to do this thing. And then and I feel
Speaker 3: like it's at a certain point when you probably just
Speaker 3: deal with so many people, You're like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to deal with people anymore. I'm just gonna do sports stuff.
Speaker 3: And I kind of like that I don't want to
Speaker 3: do that, yea, even though I don't deal with that
Speaker 3: many people.
Speaker 4: In yet again, there's one question. It's very simple. It's
Speaker 4: it's a how can this be?
Speaker 3: Why? It's uh, it's interesting. There's a lot of layers
Speaker 3: to that. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that a bowl or a penis?
Speaker 4: That's either a femur or a penis that Derek is drawn.
Speaker 3: It's a femur, penis, a penis, a phoenis, Yeah, phoenis.
Speaker 3: You've never seen it? All right?
Speaker 4: I have an issue with this, right, what do you
Speaker 4: I know that that's like something that Calm says a lot,
Speaker 4: so like it's whatever, it's a little reference. Okay, But
Speaker 4: I'm gonna read this not because not necessarily because I
Speaker 4: want to answer the question, although we will. I want
Speaker 4: to point something out here. One man versus one hundred
Speaker 4: dedicated oompa loompas wrote in and he says, hey, guys,
Speaker 4: real Colin Moriarty here. No, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 4: You can't not commit to the name and then you
Speaker 4: can't commit to half of the bit here. Yeah, either
Speaker 4: your name is Colin Moriarty or it is not. This
Speaker 4: is literally what we asked guys to do. We asked
Speaker 4: you guys literally not to do this. Yeah, somebody said
Speaker 4: mol and Coriarty, but we already read their questions, so
Speaker 4: like it didn't matter, but like I'm not looking for that, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I don't want none of this. I don't
Speaker 3: want none of this. Don't don't be ironic, don't do nothing.
Speaker 4: We will find you and hurt you. Yeah, absolutely, Kickson
Speaker 4: will do it. But like, well, we'll direct him you,
Speaker 4: we'll support him. Yeah, will air lift him over to
Speaker 4: your director, will drop him, drop him like a fucking uh,
Speaker 4: like a reverse, like a reverse Fulton.
Speaker 3: Put you in like fucking Nemesis or something stars Star
Speaker 3: Wars calling.
Speaker 4: I never understood that about that game. What like why
Speaker 4: he's like such a big fan of that network.
Speaker 3: God damn, this is the altar that was a final
Speaker 3: form of dad jokes? What is this guy? Jill is
Speaker 3: fucking so puzzled, she's so confused. Paramont plus why what
Speaker 3: does that mean? What do you want? I love knowing.
Speaker 2: I love knowing that that character in that game was
Speaker 2: supposed to be No that not that one in four
Speaker 2: was supposed to be Dante. So I love the idea
Speaker 2: of thinking that Dante might have been at Raklon City
Speaker 2: just dicking the fuck around.
Speaker 3: People are getting slaughtered.
Speaker 2: He's just like jumping off zombies heads and having a
Speaker 2: fucking and then people.
Speaker 3: Are dying, people are dying, and.
Speaker 2: He's just like, wow, man, I really want some pizza.
Speaker 2: Did you see that slice?
Speaker 3: You see the clip of that streamer playing uh GMC
Speaker 3: five And he's like, I really upset. He's like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is happening in this game? Like he doesn't
Speaker 3: know what's happening. And then it's around the time where
Speaker 3: Dante gets the hat. He flips the hat on and
Speaker 3: startsing Michael Jackson and the guy just his head was off,
Speaker 3: and it's so funny, is so funny. He's genuinely upset,
Speaker 3: so vexed.
Speaker 2: Like he's already at the point now where he's like,
Speaker 2: he's you should you should have turned the game off
Speaker 2: a while ago. And the next thing of immediately something
Speaker 2: ridiculous happened to he's actually.
Speaker 3: Can't you start from the fifth game? Because it clearly
Speaker 3: he doesn't know what's happening at all. Also, he's just like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a new popular game. It's a great place
Speaker 3: to jump in five.
Speaker 2: Jumping into the last Game of Thrones. Books, Wow, Winds
Speaker 2: of WINTERSS was like a good read. I guess I'll
Speaker 2: give it a try. I did that as a dumb
Speaker 2: ass kid, My first Harry Potter book was Goblet of Fire,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, wow, I have no idea what's happening.
Speaker 4: Because I think at that time you're used to, like,
Speaker 4: don't know, you're used to like title of book, subtitle
Speaker 4: being relatively self contained, almost like goosebumps, kind of like
Speaker 4: the Haunted Mask.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: If there was a sequel, there'd be like Haunted Masks
Speaker 4: part like two. You know, they would be like it
Speaker 4: would be like Harry Potter Goblet of Fire two or something.
Speaker 4: You'd be like, oh, I'm clearing this is the first
Speaker 4: chapter of the Goblet of Fire or like those serial
Speaker 4: books that you would read, they would all be like
Speaker 4: self contained. But yeah, like starting a Goblet of Fire.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, no idea what's happening at all.
Speaker 2: Harry Potter titles are The Sorceress Negro, the what's the
Speaker 2: second one called Chamber of Secrets, the Chamber Niggas, the
Speaker 2: Chamber Niggas, the Goblin of the Goblin.
Speaker 4: After the third the.
Speaker 2: Penis the hard 'd be better.
Speaker 3: I feel like that sounds a little better. That would
Speaker 3: be the the what is it? The Chamber of Secrets.
Speaker 4: The Chamber of Secrets is the second one, what is it?
Speaker 3: What's what's number four? What's number four?
Speaker 4: Only the Goblet of Negroes Negroes, and then I don't
Speaker 4: know because I.
Speaker 3: Only saw half Blood. Nigga, that's the last one.
Speaker 4: I think that's hollow. The second last one definitely hollows.
Speaker 3: So it's deadly niggas obviously niggas.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've only seen the first three and part two
Speaker 4: of the last one.
Speaker 3: I've seen.
Speaker 4: It's real.
Speaker 3: You skipped and saw the last one.
Speaker 4: Basically I saw.
Speaker 3: I saw all of ave.
Speaker 4: I basically saw all of Avengers Phase one and then
Speaker 4: skip to.
Speaker 3: End game game like, how do we get to this point?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I I remember why.
Speaker 3: That is a shift?
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, I saw the Social Stone Chamber of Secrets.
Speaker 4: And I really like those movies everything like charming, kind
Speaker 4: of fun, the Christopher Columbus movies or they're Chris Columbus movies,
Speaker 4: where like he did Home Alone and so like there's
Speaker 4: like a whimsical kind of tone to him. And I
Speaker 4: remember liking as a kid. It's like a fun kids movie.
Speaker 4: And they get to Prisoner of Askabat and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, I love that movie.
Speaker 4: It's not that it's bad. I just remember watching it,
Speaker 4: and it was so fucking dark that I couldn't say,
Speaker 4: Like it was a scene where like a serious black
Speaker 4: I think's in his wolf form or whatever, and he's growling.
Speaker 4: And Harry in the beginning when he's waiting for like
Speaker 4: a bus and it's just a shot of nothing because
Speaker 4: it's a set, you can't see anything, He's like, what's
Speaker 4: growling is? And it's like it's a dog there. It's
Speaker 4: like there's no dog there.
Speaker 3: I was in the era when like the contrast was
Speaker 3: like high, it was fun and everything was like blue?
Speaker 3: Was that? Yeah? Exactly? That was when it started.
Speaker 4: And I liked that movie, but I could tell that
Speaker 4: like the direction things were going was like I don't
Speaker 4: care about this really anymore. I I And then I
Speaker 4: think I saw like there was a viewing party in
Speaker 4: high school way later on of the last one that
Speaker 4: I was invited to because they everybody around that time
Speaker 4: assumed that everybody had seen Harry Potter, which I is
Speaker 4: a fair assumption to be fair.
Speaker 3: Around that first Uh or was it? Uh?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 3: Uh? Twilight came first of the What I mean is
Speaker 3: that period is the everything's blue, making the part one
Speaker 3: not even that the part one and part two movie thing.
Speaker 2: Right, I think the second the Last Twilet book has
Speaker 2: two parts. Actually yeah, but like, well fuck, I don't.
Speaker 2: I think the for Twilight the book has two parts.
Speaker 3: That was the first time that I was just.
Speaker 2: Breaking Dawn part one and two, I think, but just
Speaker 2: stupid in its own fucking right. But you know, let's
Speaker 2: not talk about Stephanie Myers all day for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, that is when I started noticing it
Speaker 3: the whole. Yeah, it started being a thing.
Speaker 4: They started splitting the last thing because like they wanted
Speaker 4: a double dip.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I really enjoy Harry Potter, except it's like
Speaker 2: everything is like a lot of things. I to take
Speaker 2: the main characters. I just don't like the main characters anymore.
Speaker 2: Like for me, I love One Piece a lot. I
Speaker 2: can't fucking stan seeing anymore.
Speaker 3: I watched I don't know if you quote tweeted it,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just saw a scene somebody actually know,
Speaker 3: somebody did. It was a scene of Loofy and fighting
Speaker 3: someone and it was so somebody shared it saying this
Speaker 3: is over animated, and then that was so, And when
Speaker 3: I watched it, I felt like I was old, like
Speaker 3: like like I said again, like I referenced to like
Speaker 3: say an old person or a grandpa watching like my
Speaker 3: mom was looking at Residevil five at the time. We
Speaker 3: were like, whoa, Like it was probably two.
Speaker 4: Victorian child watching wrestle Mania.
Speaker 3: That's just that they're not themselves to death. That is crazy.
Speaker 3: They're the rats. They're done, They're done. There's no way
Speaker 3: you can watch that. But yeah, it was. It was insane,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, oh, this is so not
Speaker 3: for me. This is hilarious.
Speaker 4: I saw that exact clip. I think it's animated great.
Speaker 3: I think it's over animated.
Speaker 4: I think it's fine. I like, I think over animation
Speaker 4: is I wish there was more over animation quite frankly,
Speaker 4: but I think it's I didn't understand what the fuck
Speaker 4: was happening.
Speaker 3: That was the.
Speaker 2: Like, this is not that's also that's also plus episodes
Speaker 2: in uh twenty five years of content.
Speaker 3: Uh why did you look old?
Speaker 2: Like what is LUI? That's just that's just new transformation.
Speaker 2: He turns into a guy that has tuned for us. Literally,
Speaker 2: Actually that's.
Speaker 3: What it looked like. Yes, it looked like it was
Speaker 3: very looney tool and I was like, I was like
Speaker 3: this is not like good for you guys, Like, if
Speaker 3: you're into this shit, this is yet a thousand episodes
Speaker 3: of you, like God blessed at.
Speaker 2: That moment, every moment he shows back up, I'm like
Speaker 2: this show instantly got so much less good and went
Speaker 2: from being about geopolitics and like cool cool cultures to like,
Speaker 2: who I'm gonna become kicking the pirates and win fights
Speaker 2: after trying thirteen times people not killing me.
Speaker 4: And it's like pretty sure that that is my experience
Speaker 4: of one piece in the beginning, what it was just
Speaker 4: like a guy trying to become King of the pirates.
Speaker 2: Seem time to be looking at the pirates, but it's
Speaker 2: like he fights people six times and then eventually kings.
Speaker 3: Wait, isn't that redundant?
Speaker 2: No, not even redundant, Like, no, there's a pirate king
Speaker 2: in that world. There's someone who has the who holds
Speaker 2: the title. Well, I know what you're thinking. I also agree.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 4: He's the king of thieves.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's the idea of being the number one
Speaker 2: pirates say, King of the Pirate is kind of dumb,
Speaker 2: but it's like it's so meaning that like I'm just
Speaker 2: the most efficient, is the greatest pirate on the sea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like Michael Jordan of Pirates. Literally that's look,
Speaker 3: that's much better. That is much That is much better
Speaker 3: than me thinking that there's like a king Pirates to
Speaker 3: adhere to. Like I was like, I'm never watching that ever.
Speaker 4: But okay, okay, so it's kind of silly.
Speaker 3: I don't know we're talking to you. We're talking against
Speaker 3: we were, but we were pulling out a thread that
Speaker 3: I don't know. We're talking about Harry Potter. We're talking
Speaker 3: about the Yeah, Harry Potter, the split stuff. I like her.
Speaker 4: Like Harry Potter to me is like Star Wars me
Speaker 4: wors like it's it's I get it. Yeah, it's I
Speaker 4: like it a little bit. I get it, but like
Speaker 4: I'm just kind of haven't taken it, like the whole,
Speaker 4: like fucking the names like serious black and like it's
Speaker 4: weird and or it is it is, no, but I
Speaker 4: mean like some of the more obvious ones where it's
Speaker 4: just like oh, clearly you know, because serious stars consolations,
Speaker 4: but it's it's very similar to Star Wars to me,
Speaker 4: where it's just like, oh wow, Darth sidious I wonder
Speaker 4: what the fun wonder if he's gonna be.
Speaker 8: A good guys are very analogous to That's why it
Speaker 8: is kind of funny, like, oh well, okay, so Palpatine alright,
Speaker 8: you know that's that's if you if you didn't know
Speaker 8: about uh, you know, the.
Speaker 3: The four, five and six, maybe you could be fooled
Speaker 3: at some point.
Speaker 2: I really, I really don't believe.
Speaker 4: I know, it's so funny, how badly like they're all
Speaker 4: so clearly even.
Speaker 2: Like I'm even even going to magic the magic of
Speaker 2: the Force has to be doing this because I think
Speaker 2: is so clearly evil.
Speaker 3: He is clear he's so clearly evil.
Speaker 4: There's there's act like that in the TV show where
Speaker 4: like they're meant to come across in universe. It's like
Speaker 4: a neutral figure or you're not you know, you're not
Speaker 4: supposed to have any preconceived notions about them. Then they
Speaker 4: give a speech where it's like it's it's like it's
Speaker 4: a kingpin give a speech.
Speaker 3: It's like they're framing me, you know, like a city, and.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh yeah, the fact I was watching I
Speaker 4: was watching becomes a mayor. I'm like, what I was
Speaker 4: watching the Halo TV show again recently for for for reasons, but.
Speaker 3: It's a rage and beat off and go to sleep now.
Speaker 4: But there's a character in the beginning where it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: we sent this guy to do peace talks, and then
Speaker 4: he's like on the TV and he's like the people.
Speaker 3: Of Madrigal deserve more.
Speaker 4: And it's just like, you're a fucking bad person. Like
Speaker 4: it's you're not it's not even what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Even pretending it is so dumb.
Speaker 3: You're lying to me. The worst trop it's like, I
Speaker 3: know you're evil. The worst trope is like the slick
Speaker 3: back hair. It like it immediately makes you.
Speaker 4: Like a bad guy, like Report of the Week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect, It's like being bald and be like you're
Speaker 2: fucking evil.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you're bald? You're balding evil? What
Speaker 3: is wrong with evil? But what was it I was watching?
Speaker 3: I think it was the Uh Punisher and like his
Speaker 3: his best friend in the show. Yeah the next I
Speaker 3: can't remember his name right now, but like he turns
Speaker 3: he turns into Jigsaw whatever from Saw.
Speaker 4: No, he turns into a mime on a dricycle.
Speaker 2: Yes, his name is Tommy something, Tommy.
Speaker 3: Right, helped me run.
Speaker 4: There's a vibe in my office.
Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do. I'm here. It's me, Billy Russo,
Speaker 3: why is there a mimeon here? I don't understand why
Speaker 3: there's a mime in a visible wall? Oh Ship, Oh Ship,
Speaker 3: become the mayor of the city to defeat the mimes.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna squeeze this mime's head. And they're not even
Speaker 3: in the show anymore. It's focused. It's it's King Pinsaw
Speaker 3: and his army of mind that an army of vis dude,
Speaker 3: army of mimes.
Speaker 4: Like if mimes could do magic, what they imply that
Speaker 4: they do. An army of mimes is genuinely the most
Speaker 4: deadly force that could possibly They can't talk, do you
Speaker 4: know what?
Speaker 3: They can't talk, but they can improvise. Are they not
Speaker 3: like the the the fucking orcs in four? Pretty much? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: actually yeah, basically a reality shaper. It's fucking terrifying. They
Speaker 3: just do a comment. They just a meteorite, they're like,
Speaker 3: and then you just explode.
Speaker 2: Like that, Like that is so much what they build
Speaker 2: a house and they're bomb shelter. Then it's literally an
Speaker 2: extinction level event because of one they go into nuclear wind,
Speaker 2: they go into fucking nuclear winter because of.
Speaker 7: One stupid one mime painstakingly goes through the effort of pantomiming. Yeah,
Speaker 7: the entire process of finding and the materials for and
Speaker 7: building a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no one can see it.
Speaker 3: They're not sure, Like.
Speaker 4: He's just like.
Speaker 3: Days weeks.
Speaker 2: Just I guess so in the middle. Yeah, people because
Speaker 2: to be viewed. Yeah, people think he has to be viewed.
Speaker 2: People think that's another rule. People think he's just a busker.
Speaker 2: He's just like a performance artist, and so he'say, oh,
Speaker 2: it's the New York City mime. It's like the Naked
Speaker 2: Cowboy or whatever. It's like, Oh, he's just like a
Speaker 2: stable New York City and then one day he.
Speaker 3: Just doing it and then jin.
Speaker 2: Jobm one of my one of my thousands of minds
Speaker 2: on one of my thousands of minds, I mean co
Speaker 2: opted in human society. You can't even tell they're.
Speaker 4: There's like two thousand mimes. He has two thousand mimes
Speaker 4: on every city block.
Speaker 2: Because that is so much, so many, he's co opted
Speaker 2: so many people in a mime marine.
Speaker 4: There's more mimes than people really like, which is a
Speaker 4: frightening concept is.
Speaker 3: A day which will live in infamy. We're the mimes,
Speaker 3: well mime.
Speaker 2: Actually a single mime absolutely obliterated.
Speaker 3: My city. New York is gone. I'm living on the
Speaker 3: outside right now because I drove outside of it. I'm
Speaker 3: in Jersey right now, he explaining. He explains that that's
Speaker 3: so stupid.
Speaker 4: He explained, He's at a press conference in the Outsi's
Speaker 4: on Staten Island or whatever. We're like, we're on the
Speaker 4: We're on the outskirts.
Speaker 3: Of Staten Island right now because the city explodes.
Speaker 4: As if everybody does like they don't understand.
Speaker 3: It's just like, I'm not currently in New York. President,
Speaker 3: President kick Fit, we know, we know. Help.
Speaker 2: He goes up to you. You shouldn't have said that
Speaker 2: to me, boy, He goes and grabs me bisex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying anyway. Oh yeah, no.
Speaker 2: Vigilantes, Spider Man, no Spider Man, no mimes, no mimes,
Speaker 2: no daredevils, And that's it.
Speaker 3: That's just those three. No mimes, no Spider Man's, no
Speaker 3: dared devils.
Speaker 4: We're reverse engineering our own mimes ems and they're they're underway.
Speaker 4: They can counter the minds.
Speaker 2: Games versus minds were like the damage that is insane?
Speaker 3: And was Gidge? What is that was Gidge? Jicksaw was
Speaker 3: black white?
Speaker 4: We have a was I can't even say it's possible.
Speaker 3: I don't have to play games. I don't like to
Speaker 3: play games.
Speaker 4: He's a he's in a suit and tis officially he's like,
Speaker 4: I don't play games.
Speaker 3: I don't play games. Instead of a triptole, he has
Speaker 3: a scooter. He's a professional, and he's like's on a
Speaker 3: second because.
Speaker 4: It's still too playful. He should be like he should
Speaker 4: be in a station wagon.
Speaker 3: Station wagon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the opposite of a tricy.
Speaker 3: I don't play games.
Speaker 2: Or icycle be funny, but you cycles, you do get it.
Speaker 3: You get it though of this bicycle. I understand.
Speaker 4: I understand.
Speaker 3: It's like I think it's funny. I just think it
Speaker 3: comes in a series of brecase.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I just feel like it's on a on
Speaker 4: a glance, it's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I guess so, because it's still whimsic.
Speaker 4: It's whimsical. It's wacky.
Speaker 3: But a horse, but it could be a fancy horse.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, a three legged horse?
Speaker 3: What a nice guy? You rescue a three legged horse?
Speaker 4: I guess it's a Triedesdale.
Speaker 3: It's tried. It's not like but is it like like
Speaker 3: where it's it's legs in the middle.
Speaker 4: So it's got it's got two front legs and then
Speaker 4: one back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would it's the other way around, a man,
Speaker 2: it's one in the middle and then two back legs.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking It's like an odd world alien.
Speaker 2: I'm really vividly imagined that Star Wars.
Speaker 3: I've seen that creature in Star Wars. I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, we're gonna read this. I asked that question
Speaker 4: by one hundred manu versus one hundred dedicated on the page.
Speaker 4: He says, Hey, guys, real comoy already here again, don't
Speaker 4: do that. But he says, with Oblivion remastered shadow dropping,
Speaker 4: what game would you like to see randomly remastered with
Speaker 4: no fanfare and dropped on your lap on a random Tuesday.
Speaker 4: It's kind of a hard question to answer now, especially
Speaker 4: because I feel like a lot of them have.
Speaker 3: Been on a random Tuesday shadow dropped. Man, that there's
Speaker 3: so for you, Derek say it really well, I mean
Speaker 3: I've already well, wait, what do you think I want it? Dragoon? Dude, Okay,
Speaker 3: I thought maybe I said, maybe it was something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, that's like again I feel like I'm being ghastly,
Speaker 3: but I haven't. I haven't proven this yet, but I
Speaker 3: feel like I remember very vividly that Blue Point put
Speaker 3: out some tweets that that were cryptic, that were that
Speaker 3: had like this but so yeah, and I remember specifically
Speaker 3: there were it was like, oh, this is bloodborn shit.
Speaker 3: But I also remember using the word dart and which
Speaker 3: is like a reference the legend dragon. But the thing is,
Speaker 3: when I went to check, I remember I went to
Speaker 3: check that tweet was gone the like, and I was like,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, what's that dart? Anyway, long story short,
Speaker 3: it just made me think that, oh god, I hope
Speaker 3: that they're still interested in doing that. I you know,
Speaker 3: it's been many years, you know. I think.
Speaker 4: It was crazy too, is I remember Insomniac tweeting out
Speaker 4: like occasionally, yeah, like things about resistance okay, and then
Speaker 4: like oh man, that's resistance, or they'll just tweet out
Speaker 4: a random picture from resistance with no context.
Speaker 3: Everybody was like, oh, I wonder what they're making.
Speaker 4: Nothing nothing, They had nothing to do with anything. In fact,
Speaker 4: they're just making Marvel Games until twenty thirty five, I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, they're not doing anything other than Marble
Speaker 2: because we getting that Marble check right now.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I get it that Marvel check is
Speaker 4: bad though, because they don't Yeah, because the licensing fees
Speaker 4: for that I isn't really.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming, I'm assuming they make some sort of like
Speaker 2: reasonable deal for the liven thing of the IP when
Speaker 2: they're not as.
Speaker 4: Much as it's it's pretty from what I understand about
Speaker 4: those licensing deals, it's pretty like a lot of people
Speaker 4: don't want to be doing them. That's like it's worth
Speaker 4: it you take because it's like guaranteed money. But it's
Speaker 4: not as like if they made a game that they
Speaker 4: owned that sold as much as Spider Man, like, it
Speaker 4: would be way fucking.
Speaker 2: Because I know, Magic the Gathering, they were going to
Speaker 2: do the Spider Man collab and then they were like
Speaker 2: they wanted to do it on the digital thing on
Speaker 2: like arena, like the digital client, and they were like,
Speaker 2: you got to pay us more, and they were like,
Speaker 2: we're not doing that. We're just gonna make cards yeah
Speaker 2: that say the same effects, but we're.
Speaker 4: Not the license crazy. I definitely Yeah, I didn't eve
Speaker 4: think about it until until I looked into it and
Speaker 4: I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: That makes sense because there's a lot of you know,
Speaker 3: it's funny. Uh rat rach Shatlidge was doing surveys about
Speaker 3: like kind of testing feeling because they they they put
Speaker 3: in random ip's every once in a while, like they
Speaker 3: did Zena, they did he Man that they're just putting
Speaker 3: ship and they won't touch Marvel or anything like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and again even though that it's extremely popular, it would
Speaker 3: draw a lot.
Speaker 4: Of people in, but they would have to pay a lot.
Speaker 3: It's way too much. That's what they're uh there. I
Speaker 3: guess they're feeling out there. They might do uh Krados.
Speaker 3: But also they were looking at like say, tomb Raiders stuff,
Speaker 3: so so lower craft might making the game. Yeah, they're
Speaker 3: looking at Magic of Ship like they're they were. I'm
Speaker 3: just like, look at all these options and then everyone's
Speaker 3: just like one of the most popular things. They're not
Speaker 3: fucking with it because of you said how much it costs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's stupid. They're idiots.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Anyway that would be for us today, we're
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Speaker 4: No, it's like a g r a z I e oh.
Speaker 3: If that's how it's spelled, it, well, it's probably it's
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Speaker 4: Let's see, Yeah, I didn't read it right because I just.
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Speaker 3: g A g r A z I E Grazzi. I
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Speaker 4: I just thought there wouldn't be an e there because
Speaker 4: it just seems such like such an English thing.
Speaker 3: Italian.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, well, he at the end of words
Speaker 4: that have like a consonant before them.
Speaker 3: I understand, but like I understand what you're saying, but like, yeah,
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it should be illegal for anyone over thirty to
Speaker 4: fuck anyone under twenty five.
Speaker 3: That's it should be what what are you saying? I
Speaker 3: think that's I think that's I think at that moment
Speaker 3: is when it genuinely turns off anyone over thirty to
Speaker 3: fuck anyone under twenty five, that's stupid shit. That makes one.
Speaker 3: It's like you could it's free reign. That's that's so
Speaker 3: that's illegal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, illegal is so crazy, that is That's what That's
Speaker 4: what really throws it off to me.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, well, that's like the when when a
Speaker 3: kid's making rules, you know, like it's like when when
Speaker 3: a child's like I'm gonna like you you it's so
Speaker 3: like overcorrecting, you know, like that's like what a kid does.
Speaker 3: There's no like discussion or nuance. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think yeah, I still feel like the way I
Speaker 4: look it is like if if Sophia Vergara came on to.
Speaker 3: Me when I was twenty two, I would have absolutely done. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just think there's like I just think it's I
Speaker 3: think there's like things for like other countries have some
Speaker 3: rules that are insane that we did. Let's start there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think the one like in Japan or it's like
Speaker 3: fourteen or some shit. I think they just bumped it
Speaker 3: up a little bit or something and it's still like fifteen.
Speaker 3: Keep going, like we can keep going. I think there's
Speaker 3: like countries around the world to catch up, even some
Speaker 3: states in the United States where it's like I don't know,
Speaker 3: I think we there would be. I know a lot
Speaker 3: of people would be upset, but I feel like eighteen
Speaker 3: is an okay thing societally. I feel like that's kind
Speaker 3: of an okay place to start. I know, people grow
Speaker 3: up in other people grow up in other states, and
Speaker 3: they're like, I disagree. You know, people in the UK
Speaker 3: it's the same thing, Like you know, it's it's like sixteen,
Speaker 3: and so they probably disagree because they grew up with them.
Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, whatever, I drink when I'm sixteen, I
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I couldn't see myself really seeking that out at all. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you just didn't grow up in that environment. That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying so like, of course, to us who have
Speaker 3: eighteen as a standard, you know, whether you're in New York,
Speaker 3: I think it.
Speaker 4: Was eighteen as well, it's seventeen.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, which is like whatever, it's just around
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 4: I just remember being in college at seventeen, so like
Speaker 4: I remember just being like, that's like it makes sense
Speaker 4: to It made sense to me, I see, but yeah,
Speaker 4: it's to me.
Speaker 2: It's like all of them are arbitrary. But it's like
Speaker 2: at the same time, it's like there needs to be
Speaker 2: a baseline.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be some like soucidal basis societal.
Speaker 3: I just don't feel like, I feel like eighteen is
Speaker 3: pretty reasonable. Like I know, people can debate it all
Speaker 3: day eighteen year olds.
Speaker 2: It's that's a that's a good starting point, you know,
Speaker 2: It's I got here.
Speaker 3: I think it.
Speaker 4: It really becomes a problem with people, Like the issue
Speaker 4: is people making an intentional choice to seek out that
Speaker 4: young people like like, oh, this person has a pattern
Speaker 4: you know what I mean of like dating right out
Speaker 4: of fucking high school, yeah, or like fucking around, and
Speaker 4: it's just like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Like those people, it's like, Okay, the person that is
Speaker 3: legal that are dating those like freshly, like say in
Speaker 3: a six teen state those people, right, it's like we
Speaker 3: should come together as a society, make them pariahs, the
Speaker 3: piss out of them or whatever.
Speaker 2: Like those people that are actively going out the ship
Speaker 2: them to the island and blow it up.
Speaker 3: Like I know it's not illegal, but it's like we
Speaker 3: also there's plenty of things that aren't technically illegal that
Speaker 3: we should shun this society and beat the piss out
Speaker 3: of people for doing things like that.
Speaker 4: I like talking during a movie.
Speaker 3: Yes, No, like literally, I'm much more harsh on things
Speaker 3: like not using your blinkers. Like I think like you
Speaker 3: dragged out of your car and beaten savagely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I think you have a leopard unleashed in
Speaker 4: the back seat of your car.
Speaker 3: We had, like we bred like the center for leopards
Speaker 3: that were taking care of well and they were trained.
Speaker 2: To manifest into the car.
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess we're doing magic now.
Speaker 4: No, there would be a drive, there would be a driver, right,
Speaker 4: and you'd see somebody not not do their blinker and
Speaker 4: somebody would call in. It's like this is this license plate, right,
Speaker 4: and they'll track you and they'll pull up alongside you
Speaker 4: and throw a leopard into your car with incredible accuracy.
Speaker 3: Like so everybody has a dashboard cam too, so that
Speaker 3: it's provable. Because I don't want people to be like
Speaker 3: the like you know how they were ratting out the
Speaker 3: Jews kind of thing. It just to be like you
Speaker 3: have to have proof so you don't just you know
Speaker 3: how people just rated out people like oh, this person's
Speaker 3: harboring Jews, and like they would just fucking take them
Speaker 3: to the gulag even though they didn't do anything. They
Speaker 3: just were just dicks and they didn't like their neighbors
Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm assuming they have at least four or
Speaker 3: five and then they killed them for being wretched. You
Speaker 3: know it don't sound we don't like that it was
Speaker 3: a Nazi Germany. But I saw this.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, man don't have much space.
Speaker 3: It looks goofier than Jigsaw. Yeah, but.
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Speaker 4: little gay, little stupid idiot Beetles partying in my walls.
Speaker 3: Are broke bitches. Do you guys ever see carpet beetles? Maybe? Yeah, sure.
Speaker 4: There's a bunch of insects that I'm It's weird that
Speaker 4: I'm thirty one years.
Speaker 3: Old and I'm still learning about new insects.
Speaker 4: I guess, so right. Yeah, Like, I heard about this
Speaker 4: thing called like a it's like a I can't remember
Speaker 4: what it's called exactly, but it's like a house, like a.
Speaker 4: It's like a tiny scorpion that's like round. It's like
Speaker 4: a round scorpion, but it's like a small dot. People
Speaker 4: think they're ticks, but it's like a small dot basically
Speaker 4: like a little like little scorpion hands. No, no, hold on,
Speaker 4: let me look at it.
Speaker 3: I love just so cute. They're cool. I always try
Speaker 3: to make sure not to step on them. I yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh no, he doesn't do that. He kills them.
Speaker 4: I saw somebody on Twitter was like, what bug is this?
Speaker 4: And somebody was like, oh, it's fucking this scorpion. Oh,
Speaker 4: a pseudo scorpion. I remember that.
Speaker 3: Because it sounded so like pseudoscience. No, like, look at that.
Speaker 3: What the a tick with scorpion arms?
Speaker 4: And it's like and they're way small, dude, like they
Speaker 4: were they're fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: What like what God? Although that might be that might
Speaker 3: just be an actual scorpion though, wait, what God would
Speaker 3: create something like that?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: I know, bored angry ones? That's so crazy boring.
Speaker 4: But apparently they just eat like ants and ship so
Speaker 4: they're good to have, I guess, But like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: If I saw that crawling at me, I would eat
Speaker 4: my own.
Speaker 2: Big Remember the bugs that ate mosquitoes back home? The
Speaker 2: big ass bugs, the eight mosquitoes?
Speaker 3: What which ones? They were?
Speaker 2: Giant bugs that go out there. They're fucking terrifying, looking
Speaker 2: like spiders wings, but they're like they are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I forgot what they're called. I'm gonna google this. Spiders
Speaker 3: with wings?
Speaker 4: Uh winged spiders New York eat mosquitoes. That's enough keywords,
Speaker 4: I would imagine, not for good Gero spiders, the giant
Speaker 4: flying spiders that spread across the east. Get that was
Speaker 4: recently though? Are you talking about? Yeah, these are just spiders.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. I think you
Speaker 4: hallucinated this. I'd probably fentanol.
Speaker 3: I'd rather live on rannock. You know, we're like we're
Speaker 3: Tally's from. Oh, I don't have like bugs and bacteria
Speaker 3: and all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Would you rather live in a world completely consumed by bugs?
Speaker 3: Or tamriel at all?
Speaker 2: I was trill, but I mean I was just tamrielle
Speaker 2: largely because it's like whimsical.
Speaker 4: There's at least something interesting. Happenings are terrifying.
Speaker 3: Isn't our world just consumed by.
Speaker 4: I guess so, Yeah, it's a bad question.
Speaker 2: Filled with bug It's not filled with this is a
Speaker 2: lot of them?
Speaker 3: How many? How many bugs are they're on? Ask how
Speaker 3: many bugs there are?
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, the number is so egregious that it
Speaker 4: is so to me. It's like how many how much
Speaker 4: sand is there in the universe?
Speaker 2: How many atoms exist on the planet. It's like, dude,
Speaker 2: I think, like tag will.
Speaker 3: Just come out and choke you.
Speaker 4: Remember you dare ask me that again.
Speaker 2: I remember hearing that, like one extrand of hair is
Speaker 2: billions of atoms wide, And I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: care about anything anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I pour boiling water onto people on fire. Derek
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Speaker 3: So ten quintillion is the average amount of bugs.
Speaker 4: Dang, that's not even a rackets, that is bugs. That's
Speaker 4: actually probably includes worms too, right, because worms are bugs?
Speaker 4: Technicalvy insects make up? I think they are. I think
Speaker 4: they I think I learned this.
Speaker 3: I saw it recently. Five point five million rage five
Speaker 3: point point million species of insects on average. Let me
Speaker 3: just look this one for one point four billion on
Speaker 3: images human ultimate. So if we did one human.
Speaker 4: Versus not bugs, but there's pacific but but worms belong
Speaker 4: to a different class of animal called ana Lydia.
Speaker 3: All right, I don't care. So what do you think
Speaker 3: one point four Look at the everyge there's roughly one
Speaker 3: point four billion insects for every human on the planet.
Speaker 3: So what if we did for every human one human
Speaker 3: versus one point four billion insects?
Speaker 4: I think the bugs might have it?
Speaker 3: Do they?
Speaker 4: Bugs?
Speaker 2: Have that.
Speaker 4: That's just so many. If it's one so much descending
Speaker 4: on you at once, and all of them, by the way.
Speaker 3: One point four billion roly polies versus one Okay, Schwarzenegger
Speaker 3: in his prime. All right, well, I guess they're winning.
Speaker 3: Who win the person? Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Ro polies aren't going to take him? But I
Speaker 4: think all bugs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so well all well you mean all all bugs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so ten quin tillion bugs.
Speaker 3: The person?
Speaker 4: You mean the person that the bugs chose to seek out,
Speaker 4: you know, they chose to collaborate with other bugs.
Speaker 3: Would that fuck up the Earth's rotation? Yeah? If all
Speaker 3: the bugs cost I would fuck a biomes. It would
Speaker 3: fucking make a huge like swing at one point, Like
Speaker 3: if everyone could verge on one part of the.
Speaker 4: Think about how many Think about how many bees it
Speaker 4: takes to make a menacingly dense swarm. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 4: not even close to a fraction of a fraction of
Speaker 4: what that is? The thing about like one point four
Speaker 4: million you said billion.
Speaker 3: Jesus no, not millions. That's so that's such an exponential increase.
Speaker 4: I can't even tell you.
Speaker 3: So one point four million.
Speaker 4: The thing that's scary about one point four million bugs
Speaker 4: versus a single human is that like it's not even
Speaker 4: like billions because we talked about the gorillas in the
Speaker 4: in the Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's where it got the right, that's the discourse.
Speaker 4: Right now, right, And the issue with like how many
Speaker 4: kids or like how many persons versus a gorilla is
Speaker 4: that ultimately there's only a maximum of like a handful
Speaker 4: of people that can have any real impact on the
Speaker 4: gorilla at any given moment. So really the gorilla is
Speaker 4: only i.
Speaker 3: Mean by proximity, by box, like so many even getting
Speaker 3: near him in the.
Speaker 4: Right because they're the space is being taken by people.
Speaker 4: So like a gorilla is only really fighting maybe maybe
Speaker 4: seven people at once, and that's generous. Maybe maybe a
Speaker 4: little bit more, maybe maybe.
Speaker 3: Ten, yeah, somewhere around ten.
Speaker 4: Fifteen at any given moment. So it's still a lot
Speaker 4: of people, but it's only like ten to fifteen at
Speaker 4: a time. With bugs, that's a lot at a time, dude,
Speaker 4: Like that's a concerning amount of time.
Speaker 3: Can whoop your ass? That's easily a million at a time.
Speaker 3: The roly polis will suffocate you for a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll like crawl into your body, they'll choke you,
Speaker 4: like just angry roly pullye too.
Speaker 3: It sounds great like what they do.
Speaker 4: Even just one bee gets up into your sinuses, it's over,
Speaker 4: you know, like if a bee rolls in your ear
Speaker 4: you imagine I want you to really vividly imagine this.
Speaker 4: Imagine a bee crawls up you knows and stings you
Speaker 4: in your sinuses.
Speaker 3: I mean I'd want to be dead. Yeah, you kill
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking cutting half.
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Speaker 4: That looks like in ghost Sushima when you enter a
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Speaker 3: but isn't that not like car thing or like this
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Speaker 3: like the front of a nineteen of these engines and
Speaker 3: something like from Greece or the Nemesis from a buzz
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Speaker 3: look like a little bit?
Speaker 4: I thought you may got a car called the Nemesis that.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Man, crazy man, Colin Awesome, that is a great bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the badass dude, how can this be? Holmes? I think
Speaker 3: he was like he was about to kill himself and
Speaker 3: he's like wait, but then you just found a new identity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, he just becomes Colinmaracchi, but he
Speaker 4: does the same job at the same He goes in
Speaker 4: the Witness Protection and changed his name to Colin Mariacci,
Speaker 4: but he still does the podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know yet.
Speaker 4: The government told him that it would be that would
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Speaker 4: walked in a man with a cock in his hand.
Speaker 4: This is a fucking limerick.
Speaker 3: What is this? I don't know. I've thought about forever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: have you seen her? She's she's tried how to fucking
Speaker 3: she's Oh yeah, yeah she did. It's a mate.
Speaker 4: I feel so great, by the way. I'm just like
Speaker 4: the people that I have chosen to shoot on even
Speaker 4: before they made these like shifts, like Candice Owens and
Speaker 4: Brianna Woo. I was just so on the money, of course,
Speaker 4: as many of us were, to be fair, of course,
Speaker 4: but like it's just kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's like, oh gee, the people who
Speaker 3: are acting fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, it's almost like psychopaths are always insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that crave attention.
Speaker 4: Yeah crazy, how that work?
Speaker 3: Fucking morals or convictions? Like weird. I'm glad racism. I'm well.
Speaker 4: I saw Candias well like candas owns. I saw her
Speaker 4: like she's making the raps now because she's flopping yet again,
Speaker 4: because she's uh actually criticizing Israel obviously, I mean obviously
Speaker 4: probably for reasons. But I saw an interview with her
Speaker 4: with the Ivonne of course, and uh, unfortunately, if you
Speaker 4: don't know any better, she comes across as very reasonable, reasonable,
Speaker 4: like I guess you people watching that policy and me like,
Speaker 4: oh man.
Speaker 3: It's just like she'sus m sterning. But like whatever, it's
Speaker 3: so crazy that she showed her ass on fucking Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan all the way back then where I messaged him
Speaker 3: and Jorgan understood that she's full of ship and somehow
Speaker 3: she got rehabilitated like so quickly, and I'm like, what,
Speaker 3: all right? Whatever? I feel like, I feel like, well,
Speaker 3: he's just he's one of He's another one of these
Speaker 3: fucking sick like like a real concentrism, like in the
Speaker 3: way that we understand it in a propagandist term, is
Speaker 3: not a real person. They're always lying, like anyone like
Speaker 3: say Boogie right, Boogie has progressive ideals, but he was
Speaker 3: like can we both get along? Like that's fake. That
Speaker 3: is a fake way to exist. It's not real. So
Speaker 3: then you have Vio Vonn who has some sort of ideals.
Speaker 3: I don't know what he believes, per se but then
Speaker 3: he'll bring on Bernie Sanders and then he'll bring on
Speaker 3: the devil, you know what I mean, Like like it's
Speaker 3: just like then, I'm like, you're fucking.
Speaker 4: In Saturday night, lone with your own.
Speaker 3: The devil he comes. He comes in with a fucking.
Speaker 4: I just flew up from Hell and boy or my
Speaker 4: fucking wings tired. There's an imp in the audience that.
Speaker 3: It's his hype imp. It's his hype imp.
Speaker 2: Some guy who are laughing so hard, some guy smashing
Speaker 2: his legs into the.
Speaker 3: That's like the fucking uh what was it? Uh? Sorry,
Speaker 3: I can't remember his name. That was what you were
Speaker 3: doing to try to come on, you guys, to reignite
Speaker 3: the memory sing himself.
Speaker 4: That's the choices that Actually, the devil is just Jay Leno.
Speaker 3: It's it's just Red J.
Speaker 5: J.
Speaker 3: Redo. He just ponds and he's red jetto It's red.
Speaker 3: It's me. I'm d can't you say I'm evil?
Speaker 4: And you're seeing this so you hear about this thing
Speaker 4: in the news about me being red? Crazy?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: How expensive did how much did that cost? I got
Speaker 4: red because you got a surgery or replaced all my
Speaker 4: skin with red skin? Like if you if you if
Speaker 4: I was getting so bruised up all the time, I
Speaker 4: didn't want people to notice when it was happening to me.
Speaker 3: That's actually pretty smart. It's a genius move.
Speaker 4: Because I'm j Rhnto, I'm the king late night you
Speaker 4: running me.
Speaker 3: I've got a tank that I literally drive down the street.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that about? Please go away, Jay,
Speaker 3: Please go away, Please go away.
Speaker 4: I just want to see me make balloon animals and
Speaker 4: make them live, and you want to see me inbu
Speaker 4: rubber with sentience.
Speaker 3: I like how he's so like refuses to go like
Speaker 3: he has to drive down the street in a tank
Speaker 3: to be like look at me, look at me, like like,
Speaker 3: lay go home, I haven't made enough FUNY got enough attention.
Speaker 4: Yet here's my tank.
Speaker 3: You're seeing this? Who does that? Imagine being as rich
Speaker 3: as him and doing stupid ship like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's like, what the fuck is.
Speaker 3: Wrong with you? Couldn't go home?
Speaker 4: The amount of nothing that I would be doing. And
Speaker 4: I don't mean nothing is in like I wouldn't be
Speaker 4: doing anything. I just mean like I wouldn't make it
Speaker 4: other people's problem. If I was rich, you would forget
Speaker 4: that I exist. Yeah, you would all never see me again,
Speaker 4: like you know.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck? Like crazy assholes man, Yeah, crazy fucking
Speaker 3: Jay Rindle.
Speaker 4: Yeah about this.
Speaker 3: Coming to Brian Fell, I killed him. I say it
Speaker 3: is fine. I went into this podcast UDEO killed his
Speaker 3: Armenian and assistant and then he's pretty tall to me.
Speaker 3: Armenian Genocide Day. Yeah, that was last week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, last week, last Thursday.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: It was a Thursday, and I remember like going to
Speaker 4: your party being like, funk, I gotta leave early. I
Speaker 4: was gonna leave early anyway, but then like my headache
Speaker 4: at and I left early for that reason. But I
Speaker 4: was gonna be like, oh, man, tomorrow's Armenian Genocide Day.
Speaker 4: I gotta go fucking grocery shopping today because they're going
Speaker 4: to be closed. I have on my calendar as Armenian
Speaker 4: and Convenience Day.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, that's what you call well because dude, like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, you have his Turkish calendar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. I know the Armenian genocide happened. I
Speaker 4: get it right, but like I can't help but compare
Speaker 4: it to other genocides where they don't they don't make it,
Speaker 4: they don't shut everything down. For you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I lived in an area where it was predominantly one
Speaker 2: group in experiences.
Speaker 4: Listen, man, no, because there was literally a holocaust and
Speaker 4: the Jews in New York City were let me tell
Speaker 4: you something. I don't want to feed into stereotypes, but
Speaker 4: they were running their business on them.
Speaker 3: You know, ain't shutting down to day. Yeah, they're open
Speaker 3: seven days a week.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I love the last time we got killed for it,
Speaker 2: so love it.
Speaker 4: I love them for it, honestly, like like nothing, nothing instilled.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna be straight up, I have I have
Speaker 4: a there's there's like a thin undercurrent of Armenian bigotry
Speaker 4: in me, I think. And it's not that it comes
Speaker 4: from like instilled from it's literally just being from living
Speaker 4: from living, and it's I know, it's not fair because
Speaker 4: it's probably like the most obnoxious people here, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, It's probably not representative, but I get it.
Speaker 4: I'm intellectually under like I get that look. But man,
Speaker 4: I I remember going to get groceries. I remember going
Speaker 4: to get groceries just one day and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 4: I don't have any groceries. And then the rouse is
Speaker 4: closed and then the other place is closed, and then
Speaker 4: the gas station is closed, and then everything's closed. To
Speaker 4: remember this genocide and I don't know was it six million?
Speaker 3: You know? Look, I don't deal System. How about you
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up?
Speaker 4: I stopping System mean, I need my grocery.
Speaker 3: I gotta live.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: The System of a Down refuse to make an album
Speaker 3: since two thousand and five. But in honor of our
Speaker 3: media getting fucked up by the Algebraijan people or whoever
Speaker 3: they made, they made. No this is recent like twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: They put out two songs. They put out two songs
Speaker 3: for that, and I'm just like, that is that's their people.
Speaker 2: It's it's really, it's really uh or I'm just like, well,
Speaker 2: hear me out, guys.
Speaker 3: If we start, you know, doing stuff to the Armenian
Speaker 3: people again.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: System Down. We're releasing an album that is inshane. Listen, listen.
Speaker 3: I know it's I know it's terrible.
Speaker 4: I'm going to I'm going to adapt the life of
Speaker 4: Bigotry towards ar Medians because I feel like it may
Speaker 4: force I got the System of a Down's head.
Speaker 2: I gotta clip this moment. I gotta clip that moment.
Speaker 3: That is wild. Hear me out here, fellas, Look, I
Speaker 3: don't want it to happen, but if it's gonna happen,
Speaker 3: here are these guys are down.
Speaker 2: I worked in Glendale for four years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you have right by the high school.
Speaker 2: I went to college there and got a degree at
Speaker 2: Glendale Community College.
Speaker 4: You did, look, look, well, what's he gonna what's this?
Speaker 4: What's this gonna happen?
Speaker 2: I have plenty of Armenian friends. I think it is
Speaker 2: what happens when one culture is friends is a very promptent.
Speaker 3: That is also all it is. That is also part
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 2: Seventy five percent our media probably by now, so it
Speaker 2: becomes you are a different person from me in my
Speaker 2: area where everyone understands me, knows that I once agrees
Speaker 2: with me for the most of everything. So I think
Speaker 2: it's that.
Speaker 4: Honestly, what I what I wish, just I just want like, here's.
Speaker 3: Here's any culture could be here the way that that true.
Speaker 4: But here's here's my one piece of advice to all
Speaker 4: our lovely Armenian listeners, of which there are many, yeah many,
Speaker 4: it's a it's a very large percent. I just want
Speaker 4: to say this. If you're going to open up a restaurant.
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be Armenian fusion with some random
Speaker 4: other things. Yes, you're allowed, you're you're allowed to make
Speaker 4: an Italian restaurant. You're allowed to do fucking India.
Speaker 3: You're allowed to do whatever you want to do. I
Speaker 3: don't know what it is about not.
Speaker 2: On the side anymore. I don't experience that anymore. I'm
Speaker 2: not on the side. What do you mean you don't
Speaker 2: experience I don't experience it anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't go. I don't Oh you know, you outside,
Speaker 3: I don't come over. I don't come over here for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't just go to You just go to
Speaker 4: fucking Frankinson's and home.
Speaker 2: Like Alta Dinas like that in Arcadia, all the way
Speaker 2: to fucking Arcadia.
Speaker 3: Oh you just go to these white pockets play cards, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: go I go play yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go.
Speaker 3: Like it's just sucking u super Asian, Like my whole
Speaker 3: life is always it's just like yeah, like Chinese food
Speaker 3: and raising Caines. It's like, oh, it's over there. That's
Speaker 3: the only thing anyway out.
Speaker 4: Anyway. Uh, that's the one thing. It's just like I
Speaker 4: don't know why they're so insistent.
Speaker 2: It's because of the fact that there's so many Armenian
Speaker 2: people here. So they're like, but infuse my culture the
Speaker 2: food that people like it, like want different food. Underlook,
Speaker 2: I understand I can't have a.
Speaker 3: Pizza without fucking Armenian slop on top of it, Like
Speaker 3: doesn't have to be you guys are in you guys
Speaker 3: are in my zone right now. So I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 3: you guys sound like me, and I'm it's gonna get
Speaker 3: a pepperoni. Let me get a pepperoni please, And then
Speaker 3: all the battle it is like nigga I did when
Speaker 3: the when the puraate that blah blah blah, and then
Speaker 3: that's the tomato sauce and I'm like, oh, dude, I
Speaker 3: just I just want to norm lamb pepperoni. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't. Okay, that sounds good though, I mean I
Speaker 3: would eat it, but.
Speaker 4: My pepperoni sounds pretty actually, but I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: I like to be I yeah, I remember there was
Speaker 4: a there was a won't mention it my name, but
Speaker 4: there was a there was a breakfast sandwich place that
Speaker 4: opened up kind of close to me, and I remember
Speaker 4: like it was being made, and I remember being like,
Speaker 4: oh cool, I'm excited, oh man having a bacon egg
Speaker 4: and cheese like right next door that I was about
Speaker 4: to be so over the moon about it, right, and
Speaker 4: then it opens.
Speaker 3: And it's an Armiesia.
Speaker 4: It's an Armenian fususion thing where it's just like they
Speaker 4: do breakfast burritos and so it's our media and Mexican food.
Speaker 4: It's like it's not at all what I thought. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's just like, okay, cool, I would have killed
Speaker 4: for a bacon, egg and cheese.
Speaker 2: It is where you're at. You're not gonna get that around.
Speaker 3: You got to bacon. It was like his back East.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's even like, say, dud dude, the ones that
Speaker 4: New York Noah's bagels are actually not too bad.
Speaker 3: Burger joint, the one the Noah's there specifically is pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's fine. It was by where I used to live.
Speaker 3: Do you know do you know do you know where
Speaker 3: the Dominoes is by like Olive or something. It's a
Speaker 3: little past it. I think it's uh so on on
Speaker 3: Glen Oaks. There's a there's a there's a there's a
Speaker 3: there's a burger joint called like Apollos or something sounds Greek. Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I never got a burger joint that like,
Speaker 3: so you just keep going. Is it good? No? So no.
Speaker 3: So I live for the mom and pop burger joints,
Speaker 3: like say, they're all over my hometown. Yeah, they're going
Speaker 3: to South Central Jesus Christ some of the best ones.
Speaker 3: This place. I got cheeseburger, right, I was like, I
Speaker 3: was so excited. I'm like yeah, And I had these
Speaker 3: fucking red peppers that the Armenians used to season everything,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what the fuck is this because
Speaker 3: you're just supposed to put like salt pepper, right, you
Speaker 3: saltmn pepper burger and then you charbroil it whatever. It's
Speaker 3: fucking delicious. Yeah, it's a very different flavor from what
Speaker 3: I'm used to because again, I buy chicken with that
Speaker 3: seasoning on it, Like I go to I go to
Speaker 3: this local Armenian thing and I get it seasoned. The
Speaker 3: chicken's delicious. But like when I just want to get
Speaker 3: a burger proper from a joint, and then the diner
Speaker 3: is set up the way that it's like normal things
Speaker 3: like a Norms or whatever, the fuck you go to yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I'm eating and I'm like, what is this what?
Speaker 3: I was like so disappointed I could. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it, man, I love that you guys are upset.
Speaker 3: Man, love it.
Speaker 2: I don't have I'm not have to do with it.
Speaker 2: I'm on the other side of towns so that it's
Speaker 2: like regular side.
Speaker 4: I am exaggerating to a degree, like I don't there's
Speaker 4: there's places to It's just weird when there's like a
Speaker 4: new place that opens, because like that happens infrequently, and
Speaker 4: so like when it is and it is that fusion thing,
Speaker 4: I notice it, and it's just like, well, why there's
Speaker 4: enough places around here, there's that do all sorts of things.
Speaker 3: There's so many it'd be nice.
Speaker 4: And there's no breakfast and there's no breakfast sandwich place.
Speaker 4: That's what bothered me. You can only go to Duncan
Speaker 4: or Noah's. There's fine, but they're chains. Yeah, not like Noah's,
Speaker 4: but like it's come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there there's a there's a donut shop called Yum Yum.
Speaker 4: That's not bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah. For sandwiches, yeah, if you want to get some sandwiches.
Speaker 3: I got some bagel sandwiches. Really, Yeah, so that place
Speaker 3: assume there was just a donut place.
Speaker 2: It was won by miss I was really good.
Speaker 3: Twenty four hour.
Speaker 4: Yeah I knew that it was twenty four hours. I've
Speaker 4: I've gotten like, yeah, I've done like snapples from them,
Speaker 4: so they got Yeah, I've gotten donuts from them.
Speaker 2: They have break walked like three a m before and
Speaker 2: gotten from there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just wouldn't. I just wouldn't in the summer getting
Speaker 3: because for the when the flies are blooming, they just
Speaker 3: hang out there. Because like I was like, I would
Speaker 3: go like I would stop by this uh there, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, maybe get like an ice coffee
Speaker 3: or something because it's like hot, and then I'm just
Speaker 3: seeing the flies just having the party. Love Fosters and
Speaker 3: I'm like, why the fun with Fosters. I really like
Speaker 3: they got good fucking ice cream dude. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that's what they're mainly known for.
Speaker 4: I mean I guess, yeah, what kind of ice cream
Speaker 4: do they do?
Speaker 3: Well, it's just like a soft serve and it's also
Speaker 3: has that like I love soft it like has that
Speaker 3: might go Now, the homemade ice cream has like a
Speaker 3: lot of like a kind of a yellowish golden tint
Speaker 3: to it, and that's not like their standard vanilla delicious. Dude.
Speaker 4: I went home to New York once kind of recently,
Speaker 4: and my mom was like, you want to have this,
Speaker 4: You want to have some ice cream that I made.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're making ice cream ice cream? Yeah, And
Speaker 4: it was pretty fucking crazy good. But I was like,
Speaker 4: that didn't strike me as something that you could make.
Speaker 4: I guess, you know, it just seem the right stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just felt like, you know, he had a factory
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 3: My brother tried to make him a long time ago.
Speaker 3: We didn't have rock salt, so that was the biggest problem.
Speaker 4: You need rock salt for it.
Speaker 3: Rock salt, Yeah, yeah, and that was the biggest problem
Speaker 3: we didn't have. We we should regular fucking so.
Speaker 4: I bet it came out.
Speaker 3: Fuck it came out. It was it was like it
Speaker 3: was like milk, you know, like it just didn't it
Speaker 3: didn't do its thing.
Speaker 4: Let's get the this is making me hungry. Actually, uh
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Speaker 4: eight nine to six ass ass creed enter anus testicles.
Speaker 4: But it's pronounced like a Greek hero. Carnage with that
Speaker 4: smooth criminal drip has to be seen to be believed.
Speaker 3: No, what is that carnage wearing?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: The smooth what Michael Jackson's were.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't even imagine that. Uh dass goopy. I
Speaker 4: keep hearing Carl Sagan and thinking of Bob Saggitt. That's
Speaker 4: very weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's welcome to.
Speaker 5: America's Funniest tomb videos. They will be watching a dog
Speaker 5: fall down all silly, like I would.
Speaker 3: Way rather watch that, Oh yeah, instead of backing Hey
Speaker 3: look at me, I'm a little dumb as kit I
Speaker 3: fell again.
Speaker 4: That was really egregiously bad.
Speaker 3: I couldn't. I was like, this would be so much
Speaker 3: funnier if he didn't do that. Yeah, just like let
Speaker 3: the video play.
Speaker 4: It's why I like tom Burn a lot more like
Speaker 4: when he was doing a f I think they called it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I liked him a lot because he would
Speaker 4: just let the video play like he would have like
Speaker 4: his inner he would have his monologues and like.
Speaker 3: I love Tom Burger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like he has that.
Speaker 3: I can't find it for some reason. It is not here.
Speaker 4: He has that like that old the dad, the old
Speaker 4: dad from Spy Kids Energy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know where, just like he seemed like a really.
Speaker 2: Nice and then I forgot they did that show was
Speaker 2: my That was when they went woke, so I didn't
Speaker 2: watch it then.
Speaker 3: That was when I.
Speaker 4: Am.
Speaker 2: I was watching that show a lot when I was
Speaker 2: a kid and laughing too hard that stuff.
Speaker 3: And they put al America's black at Home.
Speaker 5: The Wonders, the Wonders of the universe are best. Why
Speaker 5: would they put a black person in charge of America's
Speaker 5: funniest tom videos?
Speaker 3: People of anti woke? Carl Amazing? Where did black people
Speaker 3: come from? It's so nice to be on your podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you so much, man, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I'm such a big fan of yours.
Speaker 5: Of course, I think this is the best podcast in
Speaker 5: the universe.
Speaker 3: What do you think about the lockdowns?
Speaker 5: I think it's corrupt faggots.
Speaker 3: I want to go home now. Don't say that word.
Speaker 3: Everybody free to say what you think. That's why I
Speaker 3: love you so much.
Speaker 4: I didn't say. By the way, Carl Sagan anti woke
Speaker 4: Carl Sagan said.
Speaker 2: He said that Carl spoke through me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anti woke Carl Sagan spoke through me. That wasn't me,
Speaker 4: That wasn't Chris Maldonado.
Speaker 3: Have you seen this arc that uh Neil deGrasse Tyson's
Speaker 3: going on. I don't know. I think he's doing this.
Speaker 3: It seems like the final boss of centrism or something
Speaker 3: like where what do you mean? He's like, he'll cryptically
Speaker 3: criticized Trump kind of, but then also do this weird
Speaker 3: thing where it's almost it seems in support. It doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense he's putting all these posts just go on
Speaker 3: his official Instagram.
Speaker 2: His last Twitter post is stupid, Like he talked to
Speaker 2: uh oh, he had like this line of maga hats
Speaker 2: and and they said different things, and one of them.
Speaker 4: It just didn't say makes science great again and make
Speaker 4: lying bad again, makes people, make school smart again?
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: I don't see that as like a support.
Speaker 2: The thing is that he never he never he always
Speaker 2: he's always criticized him and elon a lot. But I
Speaker 2: just don't like the joke because I don't want him
Speaker 2: anywhere near that. I actually look up to him. I
Speaker 2: think I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: Like, let me give you Let me give an example.
Speaker 3: So he's wearing Occupy Mars shirt and it says, this
Speaker 3: is three days ago a desire both Elon Musk and
Speaker 3: I have in common. Even that's it. That's like uber centrism. Sure,
Speaker 3: I like, oh uh, finding common ground between this fucking
Speaker 3: villain that's absolutely gutting our fucking I agree that is
Speaker 3: a little center.
Speaker 2: I think it's a.
Speaker 3: Weird thing to do where it's like, oh, we have
Speaker 3: some common ground. I think it's kind of SAME's the
Speaker 3: one thing we agree on. And he may be saying
Speaker 3: it's the only thing or something, but yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think that's what he's trying to say. There's the only
Speaker 2: thing we agree on.
Speaker 3: But like, but also, what does that do? I think
Speaker 3: it's like it is, like I said, it is the
Speaker 3: final boss of syndromes.
Speaker 4: I do think it's I think he's a smart guy.
Speaker 4: So I think there's a strategy in some sense of
Speaker 4: if I can say nice things about Elon that I
Speaker 4: genuinely mean, maybe he won't kill me. No, I think
Speaker 4: it's more like.
Speaker 3: Maybe I could draw those rechargs.
Speaker 4: Yeah that maybe maybe I can get some people over
Speaker 4: here and think a little bit, because ultimately, like they're
Speaker 4: you know, their babies. You know, you have to you
Speaker 4: have to treat them like their children, and so you
Speaker 4: have to be like, hey, you know, because we want
Speaker 4: to get to I want to get to Mars as well,
Speaker 4: come over here.
Speaker 2: A lot like he goes against like people that.
Speaker 3: Are I've seen too many.
Speaker 4: I've seen too many statements from him that are obviously
Speaker 4: not in support for me to really look into anything.
Speaker 3: I just don't want him there.
Speaker 4: I don't want him there either.
Speaker 3: I don't I like him too much. That's goofy.
Speaker 4: Wait, where's the carnage in his fucking You.
Speaker 2: Can find it on what you call on internet. It
Speaker 2: has to be on Twitter somewhere.
Speaker 4: I keep hearing crossing Okay Kingston. The name of the
Speaker 4: Plan and Yellow Strolls is nim not nern h nim uh.
Speaker 4: Colin Moriarty nine in gayis fill up my hole? Nikki's nice,
Speaker 4: nice thanks, Jordan Fermented Pigmy jesus uh Calin Moriarty. Maybe
Speaker 4: the comedy shorts were the rapists.
Speaker 3: The rapis we met along the way already.
Speaker 4: That's insane. Fuck Ian Watkins for tanting hm V hell
Speaker 4: sorry Miss Jackson, badly Brave dog the baby hunter Etherian
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Speaker 2: Loyal is getting long Man. Page four is getting long
Speaker 2: Man signed. Page four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's making a page five man. Let's
Speaker 4: make it a page five.
Speaker 3: Let's make it ten pages.
Speaker 4: Ten ten p figure, ten pages of all Colin moriartys.
Speaker 2: One spirit, one more week of Colin moriarties, and we
Speaker 2: spposed to goet one more week Colin Moriarty. I wanted
Speaker 2: all Colin Moriarty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, want it all after that. That's the new that's
Speaker 3: the new DC coming. Jordan would be braving.
Speaker 2: They're doing the absolute line of DC comics. I want
Speaker 2: there to be the last comic that comes out the
Speaker 2: end of it with the j A for that universe.
Speaker 3: Get out of here.
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