WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:13.160 Wow, welcome to the snarts egg. You're about to teach. 2 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.559 Your name's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black 3 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:20.160 Mat and Tom Sway. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.440 Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and 5 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:29.320 prepare for some glazing glory. 6 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:41.399 My boy, my boy, that's that old meme, right, you know? 7 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:43.520 Is that oblivion? 8 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:47.439 No, it's the Sega CD. I the uh sorry in 9 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:50.759 a second, but the well the CD I Zelda. Oh really? Yeah, 10 00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:55.039 you know, my boy link I barely did squat a lot. 11 00:00:55.439 --> 00:00:59.280 We're off squat a lot. Yes, that's like that fucking 12 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:02.799 uh sure Pinocchio movie where he goes isky the sky 13 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:04.040 day when he runs out the window. 14 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:05.280 I don't remember that. 15 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:08.359 There's a Polly short only seventeen Pinocchio movie. 16 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:11.159 There's an animated that. You were gonna say, like nineties. 17 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:18.120 No, this is like recent. Yeah, playing whom Pinocchio. 18 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:25.879 I'm so taking it's real. 19 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:31.799 It's it's the strangest it's not taking podcast. It's me Chris, 20 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:34.159 it's him Sweety, it's him Derek. 21 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:36.599 So the IP is up for grabs. Is that what 22 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:40.519 happening isn't public domain? I think it's public domain. So 23 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:42.239 they made that weird thing that you're. 24 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:45.079 Talking about because it wasn't it wasn't. 25 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:47.319 Lies of penis. I guess, oh yeah, lies it like. 26 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:49.519 It wasn't made by them like that. They don't own 27 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:49.840 that one. 28 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:52.040 What do you mean they never owned that, They never 29 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:54.359 like they never well, they didn't create, they don't they 30 00:01:54.400 --> 00:01:57.280 didn't create anything. Yeah, they didn't create the Brother's grim, 31 00:01:57.359 --> 00:01:58.640 right did most of the stuff. 32 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:00.480 Yeah, so I think most of them was up for 33 00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:03.480 grat like it was always. 34 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:05.560 They they interpreted in a way that I don't know. 35 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:08.199 It's like like when did a pool your pools created 36 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:10.800 by them? And then it went to public domain afterwards Mickey, 37 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:12.960 I think Mickey goes probably domain. I think it did 38 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:14.319 either last year or this year. 39 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:20.080 No, steamboat Willie, the original making steamboat did enter public domain. 40 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:20.919 Penises already. 41 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:23.479 Yeah, that's what that is. Those things are fine, but 42 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:25.319 like steamboat penis. 43 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:28.719 Yeah, why'd you say that? Why would you say that? 44 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:29.919 Why would you say that? 45 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:30.439 That's crazy? 46 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:32.960 When I said that, that's you're so immature, dude. 47 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:37.120 Yeah, sure, sure, sure if they saw our text chat, 48 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:41.479 they'd be like, oh wow, they absolutely sponded with I 49 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:42.960 was just like I was like clapping. 50 00:02:43.879 --> 00:02:48.039 I was like I saved that so fast. Yeah, saved 51 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:51.400 my phone forever. It was the craziest thing. It's like 52 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:55.240 it makes like thirteen year old me like so happy, 53 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:58.840 like seeing ship like that. It's like the pinnacle of stupid, 54 00:02:58.879 --> 00:02:59.719 immature humor. 55 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:03.400 It validates, it validates a part of us in this podcast. 56 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:06.639 That's so funny because I feel like, because because every 57 00:03:06.759 --> 00:03:08.879 everything he makes is always like a really is this. 58 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:12.439 Hold on, we're talking. We're talking about something. We're talking 59 00:03:12.439 --> 00:03:14.319 about something that only we are we understand. 60 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:17.479 Of course it's completely so. I found. 61 00:03:18.879 --> 00:03:21.639 I found this image of it's that famous image of 62 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:28.800 Scorsese going cinema. Absolute cinema, cinema. I found is the 63 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:31.800 image of it. Just it just says absolute n words 64 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:32.360 hard R. 65 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:34.599 Hard R, like big dude. 66 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:38.680 It is so it's so striking. It was such a 67 00:03:38.719 --> 00:03:41.960 shocking thing to scroll through that I had to say it. 68 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:43.000 And I said it to you guys. 69 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:46.400 Yeah, I don't even I said something I don't even 70 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:49.479 remember because it got you shut it out of my memory. 71 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:53.199 You said something that was not the same degree. It 72 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:55.719 was not even it wasn't even close. He was like 73 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:59.840 it was like hydrogen b versus coffee. Baby, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 74 00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:05.439 I don't even remember what. Oh yeah, listen. 75 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:08.919 Welcome to Start Tank Podcast Patreon dot Concess Stark if 76 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:10.400 you want to support the show going over there. There's 77 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:13.120 a bunch of tears. There's a question asking tier, there's 78 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:15.719 a ad free tier, there's all sorts of ship. There's 79 00:04:15.879 --> 00:04:17.279 a really high tier where you get you name right 80 00:04:17.279 --> 00:04:20.079 at the end of the show, as it's customary. 81 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:22.519 Yes, I'm immortalized forever. 82 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:25.079 Ye become immortalized forever in history. 83 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:28.959 When the aliens find us, they'll be like, oh, who's 84 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:33.040 a snark tank And all these people must be their 85 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:36.399 disciples and really important people. Yeah, the king of Haphazard? 86 00:04:36.439 --> 00:04:37.279 Where's Haphazard? 87 00:04:37.279 --> 00:04:40.240 Where is Passard? And who is what is the king? 88 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:42.560 What king? They still had kings in this era. That's crazy, 89 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:50.519 it's crazy. I put up a little compilation on the 90 00:04:50.519 --> 00:04:51.199 previous podcast. 91 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:52.360 Oh yeah, I did say it. 92 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:55.879 Yeah, some of them. There's this guy man I forgot 93 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:59.439 his name. It's something like I don't want to say 94 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:01.600 I was gonna say wrong, Yeah, I remember, it's a 95 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.639 playoff of something is named whatever. I was gonna say, 96 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:05.759 like brat aphile. But that's not right, that's not right. 97 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:10.800 It's not something in the same thing but not fucked up. Sure. Yeah, anyway, 98 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:14.319 this guy, he made it a really good Kingston's dad like, 99 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:18.279 did you see it? Yeah, it's it's in the and 100 00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:19.639 he has the gun and yeah. 101 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:22.519 Is it the top left one. Yeah, that dude, that 102 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:25.240 was very striking. That's the best. Like I want I 103 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:26.920 definitely want that on the show. That's such a good 104 00:05:27.199 --> 00:05:30.199 That is such a good image. It's crazy with no 105 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:32.439 context with the what that. 106 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:34.240 I was like, should it say anything or should it 107 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:36.680 just be the picture? Should just be the picture of picture? 108 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:39.519 I was thinking about the mob, but like, maybe not, 109 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:40.759 maybe I'll sleep. 110 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:46.879 That's kind of good. Actually want to sleep. I got 111 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:50.399 someone actually creating. No final fantasy. 112 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:53.959 Yeah, final final fantasy. 113 00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:56.519 Not not hungby that's what you pointed at, hung Bob. 114 00:05:57.240 --> 00:06:01.360 We have a hung Bob in the audience. Let's you 115 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:02.319 know what kind of show this is. 116 00:06:03.959 --> 00:06:05.759 I don't think it's so. I don't think you show that. 117 00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:07.560 I don't think you can actually show that. I think 118 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:09.319 you can. I think I don't. 119 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:10.800 Think it'll be able to tell what the Fu's going 120 00:06:10.839 --> 00:06:11.720 on with that. 121 00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:15.160 Yeah, we're fine. He's roping though, and if not, does 122 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:16.079 it fucking matter. 123 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:16.920 It doesn't matter. 124 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:17.480 At this point. 125 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:21.160 He's roping pretty hard. Man. We we're doing okay as 126 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:23.360 far as the Uh, there's a little bit of rehabilitation 127 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:28.519 going on, I feel, and not every episode is getting demonetized, 128 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:31.439 that is true. Yeah, so you know what, we'll see 129 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:34.720 how the what? It just I don't know if there's 130 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:37.839 any actual real criteria. I don't know. The algorithm does 131 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:38.480 what it wants. 132 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:40.399 Yeah, it's completely butt fuck random. 133 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:41.079 Yeah. 134 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:43.920 Do you think I feel like Hungbob is the kind 135 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:45.319 of guy that could come in the ground and make 136 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:45.680 a lake? 137 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:46.800 All right? 138 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:49.000 You know, like does he come so much as It's like, 139 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:49.839 I don't. 140 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:54.680 Think does this? And I'm sorrying to think about that. 141 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:58.879 What the with the internal logic of a sponge expelling 142 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:03.839 liquid but not absorbed hmmm, with no force? You know, 143 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:05.759 there has to be forced, That's what I'm saying. Who's 144 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:06.439 doing it? 145 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:07.399 It? 146 00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:08.720 He sucks himself in. 147 00:07:09.319 --> 00:07:11.480 Tiny, it gets tiny, then it acts out and it 148 00:07:11.519 --> 00:07:12.480 just shoots. 149 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:13.360 Well whatever. 150 00:07:13.399 --> 00:07:15.240 We're gonna jump into questions early because I want to 151 00:07:15.279 --> 00:07:19.480 experiment with getting as many questions right as possible. I'm 152 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:22.360 sure we'll remember things to talk about throughout the show. Uh, 153 00:07:22.399 --> 00:07:27.839 but the first question. First question comes from Colin Moriarty. 154 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:33.600 Yeah yeah, shout out to Colin, says, Hello Homer, Hello Homos. 155 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:38.720 It's definitely Colin taken aback, Hello Homos, It's Thursday. Where's 156 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:39.279 the episode? 157 00:07:39.399 --> 00:07:40.439 Need need for? 158 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:43.480 Not kill self at job? Yours truly, grog. This must 159 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:46.240 have been putting. This was posted six days ago. I 160 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:48.399 wanted to read it because, you know, it's We don't 161 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:50.600 have an answer for this because the episode is out. But uh, 162 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:52.680 I just wanted to acknowledge the fact that Colin Moriarty 163 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:53.759 wrote into our program here. 164 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:56.319 I didn't know he was an avid listener to ars 165 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:58.319 say if there was like a delay of any sort 166 00:07:58.399 --> 00:07:59.759 that it really upset him. 167 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:01.879 The idea he say, he's gonna kill himself his job. 168 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:06.319 He's in the middle of recording with Chris. He's not 169 00:08:06.360 --> 00:08:08.680 even paying attention to what's happening, you know he is. 170 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:10.759 He's like fully locked in and he's. 171 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:13.639 Boo that is. 172 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:16.680 You know, it's funny as I was reading it, Hello Homos, 173 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:20.519 isn't very Colin, but I might kill myself at work. 174 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:26.879 That's pretty close. Yeah, yeah, it's it's definitely him. 175 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:28.600 Well, thank you, Thank you so much. Callin for being 176 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:31.000 a big fan of the podcast. 177 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.320 Thanks for being a supporter as well. Yeah, like I'm paying, 178 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:34.120 but I didn't know that. 179 00:08:34.279 --> 00:08:35.840 Thank you much appreciated. Y. 180 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:38.600 Yeah, we gotta get you on the show at some 181 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:39.120 point soon. 182 00:08:40.200 --> 00:08:41.000 Keep paying us though. 183 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:45.519 Yeah. Man of Action wrote in said, last year you 184 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:48.399 said you were going to do an election extra Ammo 185 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:50.720 for your dictatorships, and we haven't gotten anything since. Is 186 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:55.399 that still happening or what? No? Listen, So here's how 187 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:59.200 Here's was my idea, but it's clearly like the joke 188 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:01.600 didn't land at all, was that we were gonna have 189 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:06.159 these these pitches for our dictatorships. We each had an 190 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:11.600 episode dedicated to pitching what our dictatorship would look like. 191 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:14.279 I had my owner rules, Kingston Ada's own rules, Derek 192 00:09:14.320 --> 00:09:17.320 had his own rules. And the joke in my mind 193 00:09:17.399 --> 00:09:19.519 was that, like, yeah, what we promise that election will happen, 194 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:25.000 but no such election will happen because this is its dictatorships, 195 00:09:25.799 --> 00:09:30.799 right meta. Yeah, But like but then everybody was I 196 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:33.240 got too cute with it that I didn't really have 197 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:35.720 an intention of really doing it an election. 198 00:09:36.279 --> 00:09:38.039 Yeah, it felt it felt complete to me. 199 00:09:38.720 --> 00:09:41.080 Yeah, like it felt like it was over finished. 200 00:09:42.480 --> 00:09:42.679 Cool. 201 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:47.679 Yeah, but yeah, Also, I don't remember at all what 202 00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:48.600 the fuck we talked about. 203 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:51.399 You know, I remember like one thing because it's just 204 00:09:51.480 --> 00:09:53.960 things in real life that I want, actually exactly, I 205 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:57.720 remember a couple of things like, oh, just killing people 206 00:09:57.759 --> 00:10:00.000 from minor infractions that are you know, because they're assholes. 207 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:01.159 Yeah. I think you wanted to. 208 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:03.519 I wanted to shade people into the sun. I think 209 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:06.639 just we'll just just into the air the same you 210 00:10:06.679 --> 00:10:08.279 didn't have to. I think at some point there was 211 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:10.720 an escalation where they would go directly to a wall. 212 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:13.159 I don't something something like. 213 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:15.279 That, but big TV shade at five hundred miles an 214 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:16.919 hour into a brick wall. 215 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:20.759 Can we can we acknowledge that tribute shaying someone into 216 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.200 a wall is the same as its tribut shting them up. 217 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:25.799 Yes, no, but. 218 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:28.600 Well yeah one is no no, no, no, one is 219 00:10:29.320 --> 00:10:30.279 less brutal. 220 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:34.360 But you're gonna die. No no no, But it's it is 221 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:37.000 very not the same. How are you gonna argue this? 222 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:41.240 Here's my argument? All right, tribute trev directly into a 223 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:46.360 wall is far more than terminal velocity. You understand, like 224 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:49.960 that amount of pressure throwing you directly into a wall 225 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:53.879 like damn near point blank is. 226 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:58.200 Absurd where no one Yeah, that is a merciless one. 227 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:00.360 The other one, the other one is trying to attached 228 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:02.360 yourself from a little bit. I'm sorry, I just shot 229 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:02.799 him up. 230 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:05.000 I'm starting to jop drop my memory and now that 231 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:08.120 we're talking about it, because Okay, people have fallen from 232 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:11.360 planes and survived. Some people have fallen from buildings and survived. 233 00:11:11.559 --> 00:11:14.559 So you have a very small percentage that you could survive, 234 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:18.240 and that is you're like, okay, you you You've paid 235 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:19.840 your debt and now you can go back to living 236 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:20.159 your life. 237 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:22.200 Hey, if you survived the fall from the tribute Shade, 238 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:25.720 you've earned the right to not suffer the crime it's 239 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:27.519 got you tribut Shad in the first you get to 240 00:11:27.519 --> 00:11:28.960 survive on a cost. 241 00:11:29.039 --> 00:11:31.799 Absolutely. Remember we were in New York and it was 242 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:34.080 like the back Rooms thing where a guy endured the 243 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:37.679 back rooms, got out and it fell from the what 244 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:39.559 are you talking about? I remember you're watching the back 245 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:42.120 Rooms compilations and the guy when we were in New 246 00:11:42.200 --> 00:11:43.480 York was forgot reason? 247 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:46.279 Were we it was me and Lily? Was it for this? 248 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:47.840 What the fuck were we there for? 249 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:49.759 I don't remember, but we were in New York for 250 00:11:49.799 --> 00:11:52.279 some reason, and what do you call it. We were 251 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:53.879 taking a flight or something like that, and I was like, hey, Chris, 252 00:11:53.960 --> 00:11:55.279 just come stay with me and Lily for the night 253 00:11:55.679 --> 00:11:59.600 and then we'll all ship out together. But for some reason, 254 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:04.559 like after enduring this terrible liberal space where fucking interpretive 255 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:06.919 art canister has come at you and try to kill you, 256 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:11.759 you fall out of this space from the from like 257 00:12:12.639 --> 00:12:13.919 three hundred feet in the air. 258 00:12:14.120 --> 00:12:15.440 And then it's like, oh, well, so. 259 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:18.360 I probably just said the listeners are are cos is 260 00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:19.279 tweaking right now? 261 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:21.080 No you didn't. You didn't. I showed you, guys. He's 262 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:22.639 he's tweaking up a storm. 263 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:23.039 I'm not. 264 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:27.200 I'm not talk you're I think he's on he's on 265 00:12:27.279 --> 00:12:31.759 a lethal dose of fentanyl. Clearly, I don't know what 266 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:32.440 Fanna does. 267 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:36.039 I think it's silly. It's a hyper downer. 268 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:39.120 Oh really, Like I guess that's why the zombies didn't 269 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:43.600 walk around like all slanted and italicized. Yeah, but uh, 270 00:12:44.080 --> 00:12:46.240 I know, okay, so I know what you're saying. We 271 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:50.759 watched back rooms videos in this Airbnb. I think I 272 00:12:50.840 --> 00:12:53.519 was in New York visiting family. You were there as well, 273 00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:55.960 but then we were going to do a live show. 274 00:12:56.159 --> 00:12:59.519 I think, uh, and then we happened to go from 275 00:12:59.559 --> 00:13:01.639 the same place. We were like, let's just leave from 276 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:04.840 the same I don't remember. It bothers me that I 277 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:05.759 barely remember. 278 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:08.440 Yeah, because you go so seldom anyway, you don't go 279 00:13:08.519 --> 00:13:10.759 that often. Yeah, I guess not. I think you would 280 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:12.759 remember the same flight. 281 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:14.320 I don't know, That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't 282 00:13:14.360 --> 00:13:16.159 understand why we would have been there recently together for 283 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:16.679 any reason. 284 00:13:17.799 --> 00:13:20.639 No, we were on the same flight to Richmond anywhere Richmond. 285 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:23.600 But did we go to was that? So? 286 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:26.279 Was this Richmond and not New York? No, we were 287 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:28.159 together in New York. We went to then you went 288 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:29.080 to Richmond from there. 289 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:31.600 Yeah, okay, that that makes a little bit more sense. 290 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:34.039 But no, I barely remember that. I thought you were 291 00:13:34.039 --> 00:13:36.240 talking about like a like an actual thing that happened 292 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:37.240 in New York to us. 293 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:40.399 No. Yeah, I first was thinking that, and I'm like, oh, 294 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:43.600 when did you when did canisters a paint attack you guys? Yeah? 295 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:43.919 Like what that? 296 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:47.080 I did? The floor fallout? I was, I was like, 297 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:50.039 what the fuck were you? As you guys get into 298 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:52.360 and failed to mention it on the podcast ye. 299 00:13:54.360 --> 00:13:57.240 Remembering Indiana Jones how he was like, yeah, there's all 300 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:00.360 those books, yeah, the Cereal the Adventure series where he 301 00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:04.960 like fights fucking Quetzo Couadle or whatever the fuck, and 302 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:06.120 like he just never mentions it. 303 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:06.399 Again. 304 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:09.639 I saw a great video recently of like that was like, 305 00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:12.200 shouldn't he Goanna Jones dedicate his life to Christ? 306 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:14.399 Should he? 307 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:16.639 Yeah? Should he? Because like he has no reason to 308 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:20.159 not believe in Jesus, you know, like he's he's witnessed 309 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:24.039 the Ark of the Covenant. Yes, he's witnessed uh, like 310 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:27.879 fucking the Columas shit, so clearly the supernatural shit happens, yes, 311 00:14:28.399 --> 00:14:31.399 and then he fucking sets he meets a Knight of 312 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.399 the Templars or whatever the fuck. He meets like a 313 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:37.080 seven hundred year old man who is guarding Jesus's chalice 314 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.279 in the Last Crusade, and he watches it like he 315 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:43.840 his dad from a fucking bullet wound. Spoilers for the 316 00:14:43.960 --> 00:14:45.840 old Indiana Jones movies, by. 317 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.159 The way, Yeah, I can't believe you, Chris, damnit. I know, 318 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:48.720 damn it. 319 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:50.840 I'm damn near Kingston with that one. 320 00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:51.320 Yeah. 321 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:55.639 Yeah, but like, yeah, it's a good point. It makes 322 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:57.440 a very good point, and apparently in the New Movies 323 00:14:57.480 --> 00:14:59.440 he says something like, I can't I've seen things I 324 00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:03.200 can't explain, but I've come to learn it's not so 325 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:05.720 much what you believe, it's how hard you believe it 326 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:09.559 fun Which is that mean? Well, first of all means nothing. 327 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:11.799 It's a complete it is it is one of the 328 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:15.919 most empty platitudes I've ever seen. Nothing about it, interpreted 329 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:17.799 or dissected, makes any look of sense. 330 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:19.960 I keep hearing people say that if you take Indiana 331 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:22.120 Jones out of all the movies, the movies still go 332 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:23.000 on pretty much. 333 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:23.360 The same way. 334 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:27.960 Certainly not just like there's just like there's just a 335 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:29.320 cool focal point of it. 336 00:15:29.360 --> 00:15:31.559 Like I don't know, I wouldn't argue that that couldn't 337 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:37.399 be more incorrect. What how I need to watch this video? 338 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:39.960 I say, you know, that's a crazy one. 339 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:42.200 Like I think that dedicated his life to Christik is valid. 340 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:44.200 He has no reason to be as suspicious as he is. 341 00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:46.919 Oh sure, it's like my favorite one? Is my favorite one? 342 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:49.879 Like that is like is is Lebron James of Viltromite? 343 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:53.799 Like it's like a thirty five minute video and I 344 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:56.039 watched it and I was laughing my ass. 345 00:15:56.279 --> 00:15:58.720 Videos about fucking anything, Now that's fun. 346 00:15:58.960 --> 00:15:59.519 Sounds fun. 347 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:04.080 I love that is goddamn stupid, but clearly they're. 348 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:05.519 Not being serious. That sounds fun. 349 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:09.679 Muscular build, there's there's a father. 350 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:12.879 It's like like it could be easily explained away by steroids, 351 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:13.519 you know what I mean. 352 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:17.159 I haven't found a lot of new content to watch 353 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:20.919 really on YouTube, but uh there's one guy. I found 354 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:24.519 this dude any Austin, you know any Austin, And so 355 00:16:24.759 --> 00:16:29.080 he's just this, He's like this. I I this is 356 00:16:29.080 --> 00:16:32.919 gonna sound mean, but I mean it in like a sincere, 357 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:36.440 like positive way. He's like a very like run of 358 00:16:36.480 --> 00:16:40.759 the mill kind of almost like somewhat boring guy. Like 359 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:43.039 he's like very straightforward. He like goes into like statistics 360 00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:46.480 or whatever. But he makes videos like do the rivers 361 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:51.159 in skyri Him actually lead anywhere? And do the power 362 00:16:51.240 --> 00:16:57.240 lines in do the power lines in Liberty City connected? 363 00:16:57.360 --> 00:16:58.399 Like? Do they make sense? 364 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:00.840 And the most recent one that he that like do this, 365 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:03.559 do the pipes in Starfield actually go? 366 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:03.799 Like? 367 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:04.759 Do they mean anything? 368 00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:06.200 And they're pretty good videos. 369 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:08.519 Actually, the one is crazy because they all do relieve 370 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:10.319 a certain pointing up in the mountains. 371 00:17:10.440 --> 00:17:12.920 That one is actually really that's the one that I saw. 372 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:16.039 Yeah, that's the wrong word. I guess like more like dry. 373 00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:19.720 I guess dry very on the spectrum type of like 374 00:17:19.759 --> 00:17:23.000 content where like you're thinking things that people normally wouldn't 375 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:23.880 focus on, you know what I mean. 376 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:26.480 Yeah, it's awesome stuff like I have that level of auction, 377 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:28.559 but it's like very specific, like I couldn't do that 378 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:30.519 for anything that I was playing. The fact that he 379 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:32.480 can do that for like you know, just damn or 380 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:33.279 anything that he's picking up. 381 00:17:33.480 --> 00:17:35.559 I love like that. I love, I love, I love 382 00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:37.279 just explanations. 383 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:38.759 Yeah like that. 384 00:17:38.799 --> 00:17:41.319 So I'm like offen people do people go out of 385 00:17:41.319 --> 00:17:43.400 their way to do things that I normally wouldn't think of, 386 00:17:43.440 --> 00:17:46.680 like say and you know, blaming and remastered people like, oh, 387 00:17:46.720 --> 00:17:48.480 look at I'm standing right here and I can see 388 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:50.519 the third of the world, you know, like so you can, 389 00:17:50.640 --> 00:17:52.559 Oh really that's cool. Yeah, so it's like, oh, look 390 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:54.599 at look Skyrim like oh and then people saying like 391 00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:56.839 parking Max would be there at around this time too, 392 00:17:56.839 --> 00:17:58.599 He'd still be there, he'd be chilling. He's not dead yet, 393 00:17:58.680 --> 00:18:01.319 yeah he's not. Yeah, you don't funk. It was crazy. 394 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:06.240 You haven't be the absolute piss part of Thexes part 395 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:09.359 of Thenxes being guilled is so funny because he's literally 396 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:11.759 like not bad at all. He's such a nice guy. 397 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:15.920 He's like, I'm just trying to help you kill the 398 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:17.720 first time. Yeah, it's Mario al right. 399 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.640 The voice actor for I was all, but I'm pretty 400 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:25.319 sure it's parton Mario. But yeah, like that that you're 401 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:28.079 talking about the in the Oblivion remaster, right, how you 402 00:18:28.079 --> 00:18:30.240 could see the that that's really cool. 403 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:32.759 I love that ship. Yeah, Oblivion's so good. 404 00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:36.480 By the way, isn't Star like one of the subcontinents, right, 405 00:18:36.519 --> 00:18:40.039 isn't like a subcontinent for well, they're all regions of 406 00:18:41.400 --> 00:18:45.480 the planet, right, No, No, the continent continent. 407 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:47.079 Yeah, and then. 408 00:18:47.119 --> 00:18:50.079 They're basically countries or nations or whatever, because I know 409 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:52.160 that as far as I know where the Red Guards are, 410 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:53.519 they're not from the same continent. 411 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:55.240 Same thing with Dan, they're not. 412 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:57.160 All from the same they can be there. 413 00:18:57.839 --> 00:19:01.200 Yeah, And I was like, that's imagine lizard person, like, 414 00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:03.400 how do you not be terrified of that? 415 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:05.680 Well, if you're if you're if you grew up in 416 00:19:05.680 --> 00:19:10.640 that world, I guess nothing's really that weird frightening one. 417 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:12.240 I don't I don't think so. 418 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:15.880 I don't know, especially with the threats that people who 419 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:20.839 live there already deal with on a regular base, like 420 00:19:20.839 --> 00:19:25.279 like wraiths and just real ass ghosts and like zombies. 421 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:29.359 Fact that they're called ghosts, Like it's not like specters 422 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:30.799 or a ghost. 423 00:19:31.559 --> 00:19:34.519 I go into a church and everyone's slaughtered, and you're like, oh, 424 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:38.880 go downstairs and there's a bunch of skeletal ghosts slapping 425 00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:41.240 you and ship like covering and I'm like, oh, then 426 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:44.880 and you kill them, and you killed them with regular weapons. 427 00:19:44.960 --> 00:19:49.039 Yeah, that means your sword kills a ghost again, right, 428 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:49.720 But that's what I'm saying. 429 00:19:49.680 --> 00:19:51.759 So, like you have a world that is like already 430 00:19:51.799 --> 00:19:56.119 so scary. It's on its own that like an unemployed lizard. 431 00:19:56.279 --> 00:20:03.640 Yeah yeah, like just like a racist catman who doesn't 432 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:06.680 like uh no, no, no, it's a lizard who's racist, right, 433 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:09.200 the lizard who like he makes jokes about the they 434 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:10.519 are gonny that makes jokes about. 435 00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:13.000 Kajets, like why why do kajis look their own bust 436 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:16.119 butts to get the taste of their food they're cooking 437 00:20:16.119 --> 00:20:16.839 out of their mouths? 438 00:20:16.839 --> 00:20:19.440 Ah it's like, that's not very scary. 439 00:20:20.039 --> 00:20:20.240 You know. 440 00:20:20.279 --> 00:20:23.519 I think are the funniest because the I think it's 441 00:20:23.519 --> 00:20:27.599 funny that they're not allowed in cities, are they not? No, 442 00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:31.319 they're not allowed in cities. They're outside of white run. 443 00:20:31.319 --> 00:20:32.039 They don't let them. 444 00:20:32.359 --> 00:20:33.200 Oh that's true. 445 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:36.680 I never thought I mean I never thought of that. 446 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:39.480 I was like, I just assumed that they were like nomads, 447 00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:40.559 so they were like never. 448 00:20:40.839 --> 00:20:44.799 They're no mad because they were made no mad? Why wait? 449 00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:45.440 Why are good? 450 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:45.519 What? 451 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:47.759 What? Okay? Hold on, go ahead? 452 00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:51.079 Because because are are Gunians all out in the cities? Yes, 453 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:54.480 I think that is crazy there. But they're they're they're 454 00:20:54.640 --> 00:20:59.680 indentured servants. That's crazy though the cities. 455 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:02.839 And the question is and the question is, and this 456 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:04.880 is where I feel like the philosophy of Skyrim or 457 00:21:05.240 --> 00:21:08.839 just even Tamiel or Ellla Scrolls is interesting. Where is 458 00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:13.519 it like how the way uh Black Americans are perceived Like, oh, 459 00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:18.680 there's a handful because of circumstances that do certain things, 460 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:21.640 enjoin certain gangs, but most of them are chill. But 461 00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:24.480 they're all being labeled and they're all in you know 462 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:28.079 what I mean? Is it or is it legitimately Kajets 463 00:21:28.079 --> 00:21:31.640 are just fucking thieves. It's isn't their blood? You know 464 00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:32.039 what I mean? 465 00:21:32.400 --> 00:21:34.440 And the thing about the thing about for me right, 466 00:21:34.519 --> 00:21:38.759 my first interaction of Kage was justago, fuck that. Who's 467 00:21:39.240 --> 00:21:40.920 the one that joins you when you go to school 468 00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:42.599 and it gives you that spell? 469 00:21:42.839 --> 00:21:46.279 The scroll that always blows you up? What do you 470 00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:47.440 remember that from Skyrim? 471 00:21:47.559 --> 00:21:50.039 You gotta be honest, I barely. 472 00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:53.920 Where's the Where's it? Like? The on the college? Yeah? 473 00:21:54.000 --> 00:21:55.319 The college? Is it win home? 474 00:21:55.359 --> 00:21:57.720 When winter the college and win? 475 00:21:58.240 --> 00:22:00.279 I think that sounds right. That's where the magic. 476 00:22:00.359 --> 00:22:02.240 Where snow is where it's a bunch of snows there. 477 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:05.680 I assume this winter hold yea, yeah, I'm pretty sure 478 00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:06.279 you're correct. 479 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:08.160 Well, but I also hate when I do this because 480 00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:10.599 I'm all like, I'm like, I'm so like not confident 481 00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:12.319 about Yeah. 482 00:22:12.640 --> 00:22:14.720 So what happens is you meet him there and he's like, yeah, 483 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:15.960 i'll be your ally. I'll go with you to go 484 00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:17.920 find this really interesting thing. He gives you the scroll 485 00:22:17.960 --> 00:22:20.160 and it's like it's a very powerful scroll with his 486 00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:24.559 fucking clearly Antonio benderis as accent, and I'm like, all right, 487 00:22:24.759 --> 00:22:25.720 I guess I'll trust him. 488 00:22:25.720 --> 00:22:27.759 What is he I have no region to trust. 489 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:30.359 This guy is a little cat feller and it blows 490 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:33.079 you up every time you use it, and it can't 491 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:35.359 kill because you're pretty much effectively like by that point, 492 00:22:35.599 --> 00:22:37.720 you're pretty fucking sturdy, and he's like. 493 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:39.519 So he just blows you up to inconvenience you. But 494 00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:40.359 he tries to kill you. 495 00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:42.960 He literally tries to kill you to kill the dragon boarn, 496 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:44.079 no good reason. 497 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:46.720 That's crazy, man, Why would you even try to kill. 498 00:22:46.559 --> 00:22:50.720 Like Bard is so overpowered, he's aware that the dragon board. Yeah, 499 00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:52.680 it's like, why would he? Why would he try to 500 00:22:53.160 --> 00:22:56.319 main characters of these games in general? I like it's 501 00:22:56.319 --> 00:22:57.440 always hilarious to me. 502 00:22:57.640 --> 00:23:00.000 Well, like even in Destiny were like when a fucking 503 00:23:00.279 --> 00:23:02.880 fallen drag runs after you, It's like, I've I've died 504 00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:04.599 and come back millions of times. 505 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:07.559 What are you? Why why would you even try? Like 506 00:23:08.200 --> 00:23:08.680 did you not? 507 00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:12.680 Like is the intel that bad? Like that you don't 508 00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:13.920 know what you're dealing with at all. 509 00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:16.960 I love that they don't have comms like the coms 510 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:21.240 in the far distant magical future. 511 00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:22.559 They don't have comms. 512 00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:25.279 I will say, shout out to the guards of in 513 00:23:25.359 --> 00:23:29.759 Oblivion because they're pretty powerful. For I'm like, yeah, blive me, 514 00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:32.720 and yeah, I stole a horse on accident because I 515 00:23:32.759 --> 00:23:35.759 was just doing I was the next in line emperor, right, 516 00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:39.200 I was delivering him and I made a mistake by 517 00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:41.359 jumping on it. Just I kind of glitched and jumped 518 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:43.039 on a horse on accident, one of the ones that 519 00:23:43.039 --> 00:23:46.640 I would be given up afterwards. But I jumped on 520 00:23:46.680 --> 00:23:49.359 it and then that fucking asshole hey stop, and he 521 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:51.839 immediately started attacking me, and I was like, what the fuck, dude, 522 00:23:52.319 --> 00:23:54.279 like it was, I just jumped on it for a second, 523 00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:56.720 jumped off, and starts attacking me. I have to knock 524 00:23:56.759 --> 00:23:59.400 him out. And I was like, okay, everything solved when 525 00:23:59.400 --> 00:24:02.440 I had to come back later fucking guard stop or stop? 526 00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:04.279 And I was like, fuck, Like I thought it was. 527 00:24:04.839 --> 00:24:05.759 I thought we were squared. 528 00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:09.359 You knocked out a guard and then left and came back. 529 00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:10.960 And you know, I didn knock at the guard. I 530 00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:12.400 didn knock that the I knocked out the guy that 531 00:24:12.440 --> 00:24:16.000 I was delivering the Oh. I thought we were everything 532 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.799 was squared. To tell him no, because you just knock 533 00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:20.160 them important people can't be killed, right, you knock him out, Well, 534 00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:24.000 then I hope apparently take that out of the next one. 535 00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:25.079 I hope you can kill people. 536 00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:26.680 I hope you can actually, because then it's like you 537 00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:29.119 can so absolutely break the game. 538 00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:30.880 Though that's the only problem. You would't know. You just 539 00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:34.279 cut off storylines like some stuff. So if you're doing 540 00:24:34.279 --> 00:24:36.759 the main story, you will break the game if you 541 00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:38.279 do that. I think you should be allowed to do that. 542 00:24:38.319 --> 00:24:41.480 That's wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind. Get why they don't 543 00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:44.079 do that, but like pretty wouldn't mind. It's like, oh, 544 00:24:44.359 --> 00:24:46.599 this playthrough was fucked. You screwed it up. You know. 545 00:24:46.759 --> 00:24:47.079 I want to. 546 00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:49.000 I wanted to also be a timeline on the storyline 547 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:50.160 when you get a day Driz. 548 00:24:49.960 --> 00:24:50.680 One of your allies. 549 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:55.000 Maybe that'd be fun because because you meet so particularly 550 00:24:55.039 --> 00:24:56.920 in Skyrim, me a fun ton of them. I know 551 00:24:57.079 --> 00:24:59.519 this one you fight them. But in Skyrim, you like 552 00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:01.279 the guy had the wabbit jack I forgot. 553 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:01.519 His name. 554 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:09.359 Name either wabbit Jackie jam Yeah, rabbit Jackie chan Man. Yeah, 555 00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:12.160 that motherfuckers like making jokes and laughing his ass off. 556 00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:15.960 And here's the weapon that is really stupid. 557 00:25:16.440 --> 00:25:18.599 Yeah, it'll turn it will turn you into a Chinese man, 558 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:22.559 then a dragon. That's someone that just turns anything anything. 559 00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:25.839 It's just random. It's this orange I was. 560 00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:28.039 I was in a fight and I shot it at 561 00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:31.319 a fucking dog and it became a blood dragon, and. 562 00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:35.359 I was like, oh, it's a random It's probably a 563 00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:38.079 very rare thing you did, because I never had that. 564 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:40.839 I think I think the blood dragon is the second 565 00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:42.440 strongest creature in the game. 566 00:25:42.519 --> 00:25:43.920 I don't think I even I don't think I even 567 00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:44.680 thought a blood dragon. 568 00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:48.119 That's probably a chance, probably less than that, maybe less 569 00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:48.960 than that, because I've never. 570 00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:50.839 The blood dragon is when you start playing like the 571 00:25:50.920 --> 00:25:53.880 higher Fluli, I was like, I was like, me and 572 00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:54.799 Jale were just playing on. 573 00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:57.680 A high the sky was too jank for me to 574 00:25:57.680 --> 00:25:59.160 get any like there's I don't know if you guys 575 00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:00.839 can relate to this, but there's games that are so 576 00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:06.519 jank or like unreliable to play that I get no 577 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.400 satisfaction from like playing them on like super high difficulties. 578 00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:13.640 It doesn't also feel like it's not like say certain 579 00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:16.160 games like say an action RPG or something that is 580 00:26:16.200 --> 00:26:21.680 specifically they're the bosses or the enemies become really strategic 581 00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:23.920 and you have to beat them in specific ways, where 582 00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:28.559 I just feel like it's just more sponginessy. It doesn't 583 00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:30.880 really I don't really notice the patterns much different, other 584 00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:33.119 than the dragons don't really land. You gotta kind of 585 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:35.880 like shout them down or you gotta do you gotta. 586 00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:38.279 They do things that are making more difficult, but it's 587 00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:40.599 not like extremely strategic where I feel like it's a 588 00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:45.079 huge difference. But also you know, through alchemy and other things, 589 00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:49.240 I'm so overpowered anyway, Well before I had mods, it 590 00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:53.079 was like I'm gonna spend hours grinding, so making a 591 00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:55.680 bunch of daggers, using alchemy, doing things to get a 592 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:58.680 shitload of money, to get a bunch of the best 593 00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:00.839 fucking armor, and then just be like guess to the 594 00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:02.799 point where my friends was showing me some stuff where 595 00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:04.480 he's like he was so overpowered that when he fought 596 00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:06.240 out the way and he punched him three times and 597 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:08.920 died crazy. It's just. 598 00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:14.480 Imagine he's feeling the first hit, like he gets hit. 599 00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:22.440 And became like cartoon like the wolf, like who is this? 600 00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:26.960 Who are you? He gets no answers, no closer at. 601 00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:29.319 All because two more hds, you're just he's just running 602 00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.359 running out to hit him again. He's flying away and 603 00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:35.599 then you yell at him out the sky he falls down. 604 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:39.200 That's the one big thing that I miss about like 605 00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:41.880 playing Oblivion. I was like, man, I miss being a 606 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:42.640 dragon born. 607 00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:46.720 Yeah, I've never done a no dragon board run of sky. 608 00:27:46.960 --> 00:27:48.799 No, I've never done that where he just plays. 609 00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:52.480 Like a normal I've never You're still unreasonably strong, you 610 00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:53.680 have your like shouts or whatever. 611 00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:55.960 I've never considered doing that. I never thought about that. 612 00:27:56.160 --> 00:28:00.319 Yeah, I've I've played Skyrim incorrectly for many years. Oh 613 00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:03.079 you weren't like intentionally, No, No, I've I obviously did 614 00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:05.000 the main question all that. But like, for like, since 615 00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:06.559 I played it the first time, I've always played it 616 00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:09.000 in like really weird, like I'm gonna go, I'm gonna 617 00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:09.559 go all the way. 618 00:28:09.400 --> 00:28:13.200 To Markarth first, Okay, shit uh And it's cool that 619 00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:13.440 you get. 620 00:28:13.440 --> 00:28:15.160 I don't know, man, there's something about all this world's games, 621 00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:16.880 even like Oblivion, which is like dawning on me now, 622 00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:19.359 although like the original is fucking unplayable in my opinion, 623 00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:20.680 like I just I. 624 00:28:20.599 --> 00:28:22.119 Can't fucking mind I do it. 625 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:24.359 I acknowledge that it's it's better than Skyrim in many 626 00:28:24.359 --> 00:28:27.839 many ways, but baseline, bas skyrin versus Base Oblivion is 627 00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:28.680 not even close. 628 00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:30.799 I think it's I think it's so funny how like. 629 00:28:31.079 --> 00:28:33.960 I mean it should be that Like, imagine years later 630 00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:37.000 your game sucks compared to the one you released like 631 00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:39.519 two thousand and six to twenty eleven, right, imagine it's 632 00:28:39.559 --> 00:28:40.839 like no improvements. 633 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:43.519 But yeah, I'm looking at you. Mastered is fucking great. 634 00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:45.480 I want to spend more time on it. 635 00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:47.400 You like like the idea of like you get everything 636 00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:49.359 in one hundred. You walk into an area like, is 637 00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:52.799 there like reality bending in on you? 638 00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:55.799 How much shit you can do? No, you go like 639 00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:56.279 one hundred. 640 00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:59.640 You're like, I think I think they can tell. They're like, 641 00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:00.880 oh so things off with that? 642 00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:01.519 They should? 643 00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:04.680 I feel like feel him. He feels like he's right 644 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:06.039 next to you, but he's standing over there. 645 00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:08.759 You would imagine being that powerful, like because it's kind 646 00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:12.039 of like being just to us. When you see like 647 00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:16.640 a large predator cat kind of like, uh, you know, like. 648 00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:19.920 Immediately that dog I was like looking at his owner 649 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:22.039 when it was near that fucking link or something like that, 650 00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:24.960 and the dog was like that's a video dog, that's 651 00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:25.920 not a real cat. 652 00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:28.880 A man, Yeah, I can't remember how what you would 653 00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:30.279 have to search to find that video. But yeah, there's 654 00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:32.640 like a video of just some somebody brings him fucking 655 00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:36.119 links or like a genuinely like dangerous like small cat. 656 00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:37.880 Yeah, it's like a baby fucking I. 657 00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:41.920 Don't know, jaguar or some shit, and the dog is 658 00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:43.400 just side eying the camera like. 659 00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:48.680 This should not this should not be here. It reminds 660 00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:51.559 me of a in the club. There's a picture. It's 661 00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.119 like somebody's doing the what do you call it? The 662 00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:56.440 selfie thing. It's like a video and people in the club, 663 00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:58.559 and then all of a sudden there's like a girl, 664 00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:01.440 you see her, she's having one, and then a gun 665 00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:05.720 enters the frame and looking at the changes like it's 666 00:30:05.799 --> 00:30:07.920 so fucking funny, that would be easy to find. 667 00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:09.519 A gun really ruins the vibe. 668 00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:12.759 So it just has a gun casually. 669 00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:15.559 If a gun is like like it's a gun is 670 00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:17.319 literally trauma dumping. 671 00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:22.680 A gun a gun is immediately the least cool thing 672 00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:23.799 if you don't have a gun. 673 00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.039 Also, I think. 674 00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:27.519 If if I have a gun as well, I see 675 00:30:27.559 --> 00:30:28.799 a gun, my day's ruined. 676 00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:31.200 Am I gonna have to use this now? 677 00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:31.359 Me? 678 00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:33.960 I'm I'm I'm heading towards the door immediately. I just 679 00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:36.359 I don't want to be I'm gonna shout a gun. 680 00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:39.000 Your expression drops and you could be laughing at the 681 00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:40.160 funniest jug you ever seen. 682 00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:48.359 Crying locking. 683 00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:50.240 You gotta lock in. 684 00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:50.920 I think. 685 00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:52.240 I think if I was at a party in me 686 00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:54.400 and Lure together and I saw a gun, that'd be 687 00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:57.720 the only time I grab her aggressively and lead her 688 00:30:57.759 --> 00:31:00.319 out the party. Yeah, by scruff of the when you 689 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:07.319 say anything's creditor. 690 00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:11.119 Oh, by the way, you guys play x pitson thirty three. 691 00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:13.559 I'm seven or eight hours in there. 692 00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:16.519 I watched like the hour gameplay. I haven't played it yet. 693 00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:19.079 It's really good. I like it insanely good. 694 00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:21.160 Yeah, it's first of all, Charlie Cox is in it, 695 00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:24.160 which is great. Ye, Shadow Hearts in it, which is great. 696 00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:26.440 Ben Stars right now, Ben Star just did a show 697 00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:31.559 with with our guys at uh oh really LSM. 698 00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:33.480 Yeah, dude, he's on an All Star run right now. 699 00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:35.920 Dude, he's on his he's on his rat to being 700 00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:38.960 like the Troy Baker. He's the new Troy Baker. 701 00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:41.400 Yeah, thank god, we have a new one finally, thank 702 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:43.160 thank god. Yeah. 703 00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:44.720 I like Troy Baker just fine, but. 704 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:46.759 Like I like Troy Baker a lot too, but also 705 00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:49.440 I hate that through twenty twelve that not like maybe 706 00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:50.359 twenty twenty three. 707 00:31:50.680 --> 00:31:52.960 He was in everything. It's like enough it was him 708 00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:57.000 and who else? There's one other person? North And and 709 00:31:57.240 --> 00:31:59.559 Troy Baker were yeah, and no One I do remember 710 00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:02.920 it was Nolan was before Troy Baker. Yeah, No One was. 711 00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:06.640 First because he was he was uncharted Deadpool, a bunch 712 00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:09.240 of other ship. Yeah, he's the ghost in Destiny after 713 00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:15.160 Peter Dnkledge got replaced. Yeah, you know, you know what 714 00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:20.160 like your little your you're kind of companion familiar type 715 00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:24.359 character used to be played by Peter Dnklage for the 716 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:25.279 first like I think. 717 00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:28.440 Year definitely the beginning of the game. 718 00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:30.160 The beginning of the game. Yeah, it was played by 719 00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.519 Peter Drinklis. Like I really made fun of him because 720 00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:34.559 he was too robotic or whatever, which I thought was 721 00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:36.559 kind of the point. I thought he was fine, but 722 00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:39.880 it was a little underwhelming, I get. But yeah, they were, 723 00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:44.000 and then they realized like, oh, he's expensive. We can't 724 00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:46.920 keep paying him to come back to do like expansions 725 00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:51.079 and ship because he's half our budget. So we're gonna 726 00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:53.480 hire something. So they ended up just replacing with Nolan 727 00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:56.000 North and uh, I don't really like him as the 728 00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:58.000 ghost really. I think I think he's a good actor, 729 00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:01.920 but he's too he's too cheery in comparison. 730 00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:06.160 What's his name? That means you're gay? Ice t iced Tea? 731 00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:09.759 Is the ghost that would have I got news for you. 732 00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:13.559 We're going to orbit. I think would be better, he said, 733 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:18.000 I don't think he can read those thinking of him 734 00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:18.720 making fun of. 735 00:33:21.319 --> 00:33:25.039 Is that listen here? Hey, you gotta go take care 736 00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:30.039 of the fucking falling, right said meet him at the tower. 737 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:32.799 You're not wrong that. I feel like he probably would 738 00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:35.720 do a good job voice acting. Do you remember he 739 00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:38.079 was in Gears three? What did he do in Gears? 740 00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:41.240 I don't was just in Gears you know we're talking 741 00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:46.240 about Okay, yeah, was not. 742 00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:50.759 I gotta go play with I think they modeled coal 743 00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:53.400 Train after him. But that's about it, dude. 744 00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:56.359 What cold Train coal is? Like? 745 00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.640 Everyone in Gears is roided to the point that they 746 00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:03.119 look like Ninja turtles. Yeah, yeah, that is the base 747 00:34:03.160 --> 00:34:05.799 look like Actually they look like that. 748 00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:09.840 Then you see Cole and Cole is bigger than they. 749 00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:12.079 I love I love it, Like, why is he that 750 00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:17.000 I love the conversation that the developers obviously had where 751 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:19.920 they were like, look, everybody's like you said, looks like 752 00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:22.840 a ninja turtle, So this means this is normal, this 753 00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:27.719 is baseline. He's a thrashball player, which all NFL players 754 00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:29.880 are juiced to the gills, so there needs to be 755 00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:33.000 a separation. So they made him look like a literal. 756 00:34:33.119 --> 00:34:40.239 He's slightly smaller than he's slightly slightly like his Berserker. 757 00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:43.320 It's like what Eddie Brock puts on the Venom Suit series. 758 00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:45.119 It gets a little bit bigger. 759 00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:47.280 That's it, really, it's barely. 760 00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:49.760 Or like Spider Man gets smaller in the suit than 761 00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:49.960 he is. 762 00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:53.599 It's a fun idea. I love that Peter Parker is 763 00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:55.559 is bulkier than Spider Man. 764 00:34:55.639 --> 00:34:56.000 I love that. 765 00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:59.320 It's very funny. But but yeah, expecily, I'm only like 766 00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:01.559 seven hours into it. I've been putting a lot of 767 00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:04.000 time into marathon because there's only it's only out for 768 00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:06.800 until this specific amount. It's only out until the fourth 769 00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:08.239 and I want to get as much time into it 770 00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:09.800 and record as much footae as I can because I 771 00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:13.039 think I want to do something with it, right, But uh, actually, 772 00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:15.639 in thirty three is great. I don't really like like, again, 773 00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:18.320 I'm not really a turn based person, right, but I 774 00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:22.159 think there's enough. There's like like the fact that you 775 00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:25.280 have to dodge and you have to parry, and like 776 00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:28.599 the timing it like it makes you feel like I'm 777 00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:30.920 not just watching a fight happen like and I'm actually 778 00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:33.880 like doing something turn based games fast. 779 00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:36.320 I feel like a boomer where I was like, well, 780 00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:38.480 it's really a problem that I don't know the moves 781 00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:41.800 perfectly yet. So that was the thing where like, you know, 782 00:35:41.960 --> 00:35:44.840 getting the timing perfect yea, where I don't know the move, 783 00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:47.920 so I'm like, I'm more I usually more go off 784 00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:51.280 knowing the move than like actually looking at the thing. Yeah, 785 00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:53.239 so we're always kind of like, oh I feel I 786 00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:54.559 feel I feel maybe feel old. 787 00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:55.920 Well do they do the same They do the elden 788 00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:58.480 Ring thing too, where like's a lot of the enemies like, well, yes, 789 00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:02.960 a world fucking delay to their fucking totally. 790 00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:06.840 It's just like you really like paying attention to her. 791 00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:10.199 I'm really good at pairing in that game Finish. Yeah, 792 00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:13.679 I'm good at that too. I'm Perry Potter in that universe, 793 00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:19.320 Harry Potter. That's crazy that's cool. That's awesome in that game. 794 00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:20.199 Oh gorgeous. 795 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:22.440 I think I think people are like this game is 796 00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:22.760 that it. 797 00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:23.199 Might be. 798 00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:27.360 I think it, yeah, I mean I think it has 799 00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:31.159 a pretty high chick g t A six is looming there, 800 00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:34.079 but like, actually, I actually don't know if it. GJ 801 00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:35.960 six would have to do something really incredible. 802 00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:41.480 This game five winning Game of your Ship, I think 803 00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:45.159 did it definite? I don't remember that was in the conversation. 804 00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:48.719 For you might be right. I'm sure it won something like. 805 00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:53.599 Something especially like best Online something, best the game of 806 00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:57.280 the Year. I wish that was, frank, I wish that 807 00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:05.239 it would win. Ye. Yeah, I would say that that'd 808 00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:07.480 be a cool genre. But then of course all the 809 00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:11.639 best wokie pieces of shit would get their best white Like, 810 00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:14.920 shut up, just just coming. This is isn't for fun. 811 00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:17.119 This is silly fact, this is silly. 812 00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:17.639 Let's enjoy. 813 00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:18.559 They're gonna get rid of me. 814 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.800 Oh you know what, So there's no so because the 815 00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:29.039 Game Awards started in twenty fourteen, the year after after 816 00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:32.880 Grand Theft Auto came out. Uh, it didn't win, okay, 817 00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:34.719 because there wasn't anything to win. 818 00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:37.039 Weird, It wasn't that there wasn't a game where there 819 00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:37.599 was still E three. 820 00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:38.920 That makes it well, it was like that they had 821 00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:41.079 like the Spike Game Awards or whatever, but like, yeah, 822 00:37:41.159 --> 00:37:44.079 it's nobody. Yeah, the official game wards didn't exist. 823 00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:46.480 Before Jeff got kicked out, before Jeff got banished. 824 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:48.719 Because it's like, yeah, the list goes from twenty fourteen onward. 825 00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:51.519 It's like Dragon Age Inquisition, which is crazy. 826 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.480 Well, I mean it's not. 827 00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:54.760 Twenty fourteen was a rough year. 828 00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:56.679 That's why it's not that crazy when you think about it. 829 00:37:56.960 --> 00:37:59.000 No, it's crazy for the context of like what that 830 00:37:59.119 --> 00:38:04.039 year was. Yeah, yeah, that was, uh that was I believe. 831 00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:08.320 What was twenty fourteen? It was twenty fourteen Destiny one, Yes, 832 00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:10.440 I think so, yes, absolutely. 833 00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:15.039 Yes, the twenty fourteen was Destiny Vanilla the Maschi when 834 00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:16.639 that came out, and it was a fucking disaster. It 835 00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:21.360 wasna for two years that game wasn't that. That game 836 00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:23.920 only got playable really reliably when it came to PC 837 00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:28.920 in twenty fucking nineteen, which. 838 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:32.119 Is crazy, like actually insane. 839 00:38:32.199 --> 00:38:34.760 It is almost a gregious thing. I like, it is 840 00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.440 the most egregious thing. 841 00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.880 I never used the code that my Xbox One came 842 00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:42.199 with it came with the Master, and I was just like, 843 00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.559 probably wouldn't have worked. Guess why I would have blew up. 844 00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:47.400 I would have put it. I don't think I could anything. 845 00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:49.280 Some of the earliest videos that I had that popped 846 00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:51.360 off were like videos of me talking about like it's 847 00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:55.599 still broken. It's still not working at all, dude, I'll 848 00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:57.880 never forget, like there were so many things wrong with 849 00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:01.159 that game. It's crazy, like when you won, like if 850 00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:02.679 you if you were playing like a free for all 851 00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:04.519 game and you got first place it said Firth. 852 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:08.840 I remember that. I remember seeing that one th h. 853 00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:13.559 Which is funny because they they turned it into like 854 00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:15.559 a fucking emblem later on, like that's like a mile 855 00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:19.719 like that. Yeah, yeah, it's cute. It's still it's cute, 856 00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:29.039 but it's egregious. Yeah yeah they yeah, And dude, like look, 857 00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:31.039 I was willing to give them some leniency because like 858 00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:33.960 you're doing something that's crazy, like matchmaking between like five 859 00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:37.239 different game engines is insane, So like, I get it, 860 00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.119 this is a crazy undertaking, but also just don't do it. 861 00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:39.960 If you can't do it. 862 00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:42.440 We're just delayed until it's like what are you doing 863 00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:44.800 such a last. 864 00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:48.800 Yeah, well that at least that changed at a certain point, 865 00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:50.480 like now things are getting delayed fucking all the time. 866 00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:55.000 Fly Yeah what I got it. I put my switch 867 00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:55.800 to pre order in. 868 00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:57.920 I knew it. Yeah, I mean, what what do you 869 00:39:58.000 --> 00:40:00.480 What are we talking about? Is that like surprise? 870 00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:02.079 It's not a surprise. 871 00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:03.199 I thought, Can I be honest with. 872 00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:07.719 You, I thought you already had it already. I thought 873 00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:10.960 you you were like, I want to Japan. I stole 874 00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:12.280 it from a child, isn't it great? 875 00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:14.920 So let me ask you what was the reasoning that 876 00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:17.639 you like? What was the thing that made you decide 877 00:40:17.639 --> 00:40:19.519 to like, you know what? Well, I want to grab it. 878 00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:21.159 I want to get the new Pokemon game that comes 879 00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:22.599 out that's later on in a year. I want to 880 00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:25.159 grab that simply because my favorite Pokemon is on a starter, 881 00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:27.440 so he's gonna get some sort of change. It's like 882 00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:28.920 his things. I was like, all right, cool, I'll get this. 883 00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:32.559 I like I played Pokemon again. I really I hate 884 00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:35.480 how much I enjoyed the last one, even though it's 885 00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:38.360 such a mess of a game. It's insane how they 886 00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:40.159 could make a game that is that broken. 887 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:44.960 We just can't have nice. Because Kingston and his kin 888 00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:50.519 will continue to buy Kingston. I don't think. I don't think. 889 00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:52.360 I don't think the switch to is a slop. I 890 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:54.800 think the problem. I think the problem was not good enough. 891 00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:56.920 It's not a fine machine. Don't get me wrong. 892 00:40:57.079 --> 00:40:59.880 I think, especially when you compare it to the previous machine. 893 00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:02.039 Yeah, I think it's I just don't have a like 894 00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:04.199 there's nothing calling me to plus plus. 895 00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:05.639 I'm like one of those that people come over to 896 00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:07.320 the play games like that. So like it's like, I 897 00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:08.920 guess I'll buy because people come over and hang out 898 00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:09.239 of my house. 899 00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:11.679 I just get my only thing is and this is 900 00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:14.679 it's It's the same thing. You can. You can make 901 00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:17.480 the argument for almost anything. We could have much better 902 00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:21.679 stuff if people had restraint. And I don't. I don't. 903 00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:25.119 I don't think the I think the problem for me 904 00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:27.360 was like the idea if the terrorits were gonna affect it. 905 00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:30.320 I think it was like, this is crazy. We can't this, 906 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:33.480 this is this can't work like it being seven plus 907 00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:37.480 is like that is too much. It being five is like, 908 00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:40.400 all right, this is relatively fine. They also made efforts 909 00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:42.360 to make it so a terrorists wouldn't affect the price 910 00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:44.719 of the console, and I was like that's brownie points. 911 00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:46.840 Plus I have family that comes over all the time. 912 00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:48.400 I'm like, how I was like an active house of 913 00:41:48.440 --> 00:41:50.519 people being there. So I guess I'll buy and I'll 914 00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:52.960 get the Mario Car bundle because you know, I'm that's 915 00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:54.559 it's gonna be. It's gonna actually be used. 916 00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:58.000 You can admit that you just want to Maria, I 917 00:41:58.000 --> 00:41:58.599 don't really. 918 00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:01.119 Your family would. Your family would play Mario Kart eight 919 00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:03.320 no problem on the original switch. 920 00:42:03.199 --> 00:42:04.559 They play it, but it's like, oh but why not 921 00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:06.519 get the normals? Everbody plays the more modern one that. 922 00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:11.639 I'll enjoy it. I'll enjoy it. It will all enjoy it. 923 00:42:11.639 --> 00:42:13.280 Like your family won't be like, oh man, how come 924 00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.159 we don't have fucking eight or nine? I mean nine 925 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.360 or whatever? You know, I don't think. I don't think it. 926 00:42:18.119 --> 00:42:19.800 Don't have the modern on what's going on with you? Kingston? 927 00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:24.559 Your you saw it? You slack with you ship? Yeah, 928 00:42:24.559 --> 00:42:26.760 I don't know. It would be like anytime we'd have 929 00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:30.880 family functions and stuff, we'd play something ancient they bust 930 00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:32.880 out the fucking guitar hero. You know, it would be 931 00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:35.239 like a family thing that get it. 932 00:42:35.239 --> 00:42:37.880 And also I wanted it for Pokemon yeah, I mean 933 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:39.679 I don't, Yeah, I have no problem with that. 934 00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:40.400 I think it's fine. 935 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:41.840 I think it's I don't know, we'll see. 936 00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:43.599 I never really had a problem with them. I never 937 00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:44.880 really had a problem with the price. It's just like 938 00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:47.119 I just know myself and how much I use my 939 00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:49.440 switch as it is, and I just don't. It just 940 00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:52.079 sits there, ye, collecting dust, and like every now and 941 00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:54.880 again I get like, maybe, like maybe I'll play Cheers 942 00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:57.400 the Kingdom again, but then like, but then, you know, 943 00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:00.440 oh obliviony Master Expedition thirty three. I thought, you know 944 00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:02.199 what I mean, there's like there's too much stuff elsewhere, 945 00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:05.119 and I'm just like, I never feel compelled to pick 946 00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:05.400 that thing. 947 00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:08.559 I'm gonna put myself one away. And I was like, 948 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:09.960 all right, cool, I have this cool Zelda one that 949 00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:11.880 I was gonna put I don't know, in my bedroom. 950 00:43:11.920 --> 00:43:16.159 I guess yeah, I mean, hey man, yeah, to reach 951 00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:16.719 their own. 952 00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:18.519 I probably should have waited for the Pokemon didn't want 953 00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:20.400 to come out. I forget a little bit. I might 954 00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:21.800 flip this one to buy that one. 955 00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:24.400 That would be a better idea. I hope it's fucking 956 00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:26.119 so broken. You guys never learned your. 957 00:43:26.119 --> 00:43:30.719 Lessons just masters your collection level broken like the Yeah, 958 00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:33.719 the concept that's crazy, Like the games don't load. 959 00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:38.199 Uh, there's like the game this kind of shows you 960 00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:40.199 and it automatically goes to like e fucking it just 961 00:43:40.199 --> 00:43:42.519 shows you the inside of a fucking cavernous asshole. 962 00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:45.159 Yeah, it's like what who did this? 963 00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:49.840 Reggie came back, was like, you know, what would be 964 00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:53.119 a good idea if I fuck you Nigga's over on 965 00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:54.039 the Nintendo three D. 966 00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:57.079 Yes, it was. It was. It was the phrase that 967 00:43:57.239 --> 00:43:57.760 video of him. 968 00:43:57.800 --> 00:43:59.880 I was like, well, excuse me, I have to go 969 00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:04.760 play Animal Crossing New Leaf on the Nintendo three DS. 970 00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:08.320 Yeah, I forgot about Like there's like some weird video 971 00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:11.199 that I remember. Well, that's all the time we have today. 972 00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:14.760 I'm gonna go play Animal Crossing New Leaf on my 973 00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:16.119 Nintendo three DS. 974 00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:19.119 And it's so like rovited. 975 00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:21.199 Like the funniest one is where he like he played 976 00:44:21.239 --> 00:44:23.039 he played some guy and I'm smashed with He was 977 00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:25.559 like you what do you play video games all day? 978 00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:27.880 I run a company and he runs off. I'm like 979 00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:31.360 that was just kind of mean, right, like like I 980 00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:33.719 don't disagree, but get it, Like I get it, like 981 00:44:33.760 --> 00:44:36.440 you know, get your shine on. But also yeah, I 982 00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:37.559 don't think he deserved that. 983 00:44:38.199 --> 00:44:40.360 Whatever deserve it. 984 00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:42.920 Yeah, they do, they absolutely do. 985 00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:43.480 On someone. 986 00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:45.480 Are they gonna make a new smash? They have to 987 00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:46.360 make a new one, right. 988 00:44:46.960 --> 00:44:49.880 I don't know, right eventually maybe, I mean. 989 00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:52.119 If I think Ultimate is pretty Ultimate, but we'll see, 990 00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.039 might be like another re release of Deal. It might 991 00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:56.679 be like like I think it might just be Ultimate, 992 00:44:56.800 --> 00:45:02.599 like more characters, Ultimate Switch to yeah something eighty bucks 993 00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:07.559 ninety five dollars. That's not including any of the DLC. 994 00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:11.840 Props, by the Way to Oblivion and Claire Expedition thirty three. 995 00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:17.400 Claire made dude, And there are some codes I can't 996 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:22.440 remember the cump. There's so many out there, bundle and 997 00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.920 things discount fucking websites. The one that I used. There's 998 00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:27.800 a guy named top Hat Gaming Man that I watch 999 00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:29.480 every once in a while, and he always puts a 1000 00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:31.199 code under it, And so I bought it for thirty 1001 00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:34.480 two dollars Claire opscear, Yeah about it for thirty two 1002 00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:37.400 steel thirty bucks. That's why I bought it because normally 1003 00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:41.280 I'm the person that waits until things are heavily discounted. 1004 00:45:41.519 --> 00:45:44.119 But also I was like, oh, I I love, dude. 1005 00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:46.280 I was like a fucking turn based game that isn't 1006 00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:48.360 all weaved out side. 1007 00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:51.360 That's exactly what what got me into it, because I 1008 00:45:51.400 --> 00:45:54.639 was just like I like the general like style, like 1009 00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:56.880 the feel of Persona, like the interesting kind of like 1010 00:45:57.079 --> 00:45:59.199 UI shit, yeah, but like I just I can't get 1011 00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:02.400 over the fucking Japanese high school thing, Like I just 1012 00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:05.480 it's not it feels just like I feel like I'm 1013 00:46:05.519 --> 00:46:06.320 not allowed to play it. 1014 00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:11.639 I I played Persona Persona four, I love I love 1015 00:46:11.679 --> 00:46:13.800 that game Persona four. I played Persona one, two three, 1016 00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:15.639 I played two, three four, the one. 1017 00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:17.159 That you're playing at the when we live together at 1018 00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:19.000 the five. Five. 1019 00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:24.280 I think that five is really visually cool. Yeah, a 1020 00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:26.559 lot of cool things into it. I think the story 1021 00:46:26.639 --> 00:46:29.599 just has moments where it drags on so much, like 1022 00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:30.480 five hundred hours. 1023 00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:32.159 It's generally seventy hours. 1024 00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:35.119 Seventy seventy hours is too that I don't know. I 1025 00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:36.960 heard Claire here is only like thirty hours, which is like, 1026 00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:39.840 oh that was another thing where I'm like, yeah. 1027 00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:44.800 Absolutely absolutely absolute, dude. 1028 00:46:44.679 --> 00:46:48.119 I just uh that that. Yeah, it's it's really good. 1029 00:46:48.360 --> 00:46:49.119 I like it a lot. 1030 00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:52.519 I like it. My only criticism so far is just look, man, 1031 00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:54.559 if you don't have if your engine's not good at 1032 00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:57.639 making hair, I just just make it a solid piece. 1033 00:46:57.719 --> 00:46:59.880 Like That's how I feel. Because the hair looks fucking 1034 00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:04.079 rough in that game three. Yeah, it looks. I know 1035 00:47:04.119 --> 00:47:05.679 a lot of people are kind of numb to it 1036 00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:09.079 at this point, but like when I see again when 1037 00:47:09.079 --> 00:47:10.880 I saw, like when I see two K games and 1038 00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:14.440 I see the veilguard, the only really glowing thing that 1039 00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:16.159 I can say about it that like figured out how 1040 00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:19.360 to do hair well, and I'm just like, fuck I 1041 00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:22.119 I see the other people who still haven't figured it 1042 00:47:22.119 --> 00:47:24.920 out yea and or for whatever reason, because I don't 1043 00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:27.320 know how exactly it works, but I'm I'm just like 1044 00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.159 I would rather have it be like a flowing solid piece. 1045 00:47:33.760 --> 00:47:36.960 Especially Oblivion Org is fucking his way. Oblivion is crazy 1046 00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:40.119 because they actually moved, like not like blocks. They actually 1047 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:41.280 have like some sort of movement. 1048 00:47:42.320 --> 00:47:45.079 Yeah, there's like a little bit more smooth and like that, 1049 00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:47.480 but it's still they still they still kind of do move. 1050 00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:51.039 Like you're a person and you're like, oh, third and 1051 00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:52.960 like some one in the back and I'm like this 1052 00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:53.760 looks cool. 1053 00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:56.159 Dude, that was you know what's crazy because I was like, 1054 00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:58.400 I was in one of the Oblivion gates and I 1055 00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:01.039 was like, jump shot arrow people, and I'm like, there's 1056 00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:02.199 no shot I could have done this in the year 1057 00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:05.920 as well, Like the original feels so rigid that I 1058 00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:08.360 wouldn't have even attempted to do that, right, you know you. 1059 00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.000 Would have tried to jump shot and do this mine 1060 00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:12.400 you would have been playing suns At Overdrive. Yeah, like 1061 00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:14.320 this is not even the same game happen. 1062 00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:16.599 So yeah, man, there's a lot of I don't know, man, 1063 00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:18.360 I know games are expensive or whatever, but like a 1064 00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:19.760 lot of games are coming a lot of great shit's 1065 00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:22.760 coming out of like forty fifty dollars now, thank god, 1066 00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:26.320 fucking I know. I know Hell divers is forty dollars. Uh, 1067 00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:29.000 Marathon looks like it's it looks like I think it's 1068 00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:30.880 gonna be forty dollars. A lot of it's a good, 1069 00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:31.559 great price point. 1070 00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:35.119 I think. I like when it's yeah, and this is 1071 00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:38.599 what I've wanted for a while. Yeah. Of just I'm 1072 00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:41.760 an adult. I don't have time to play super massive 1073 00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:44.320 fucking Triple A games that are seventy plus dollars. I 1074 00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:48.280 just unfortunate seventy plus. Yeah, like I just don't have 1075 00:48:48.360 --> 00:48:50.360 like I don't have the time to do it, and 1076 00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:53.440 so like shorter and also spending less money. I mean, 1077 00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:55.519 you did you did it for Balder's Gate three. Yeah, 1078 00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:58.039 and the thing is all date came out to dude, 1079 00:48:58.039 --> 00:49:01.440 the update. It's so crazy. I know, it's crazy that 1080 00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:03.719 game is so obnoxious that you're like, oh, I'm done. 1081 00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:09.800 Playing it, damn well, because because how much, how many 1082 00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:11.880 hours I spend in it, I haven't gotten back to it, 1083 00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:14.679 even though the amount I keep every time, I keep 1084 00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:16.159 hearing the patches what they've done to it, and I'm 1085 00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:18.440 just like, I know, but I I. 1086 00:49:18.400 --> 00:49:20.719 Just don't have time. I don't I don't know how 1087 00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:22.079 the fun I would beat it. And I was playing 1088 00:49:22.119 --> 00:49:25.400 like oblivion in this and it's like I didn't play 1089 00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:28.159 last night because like I'm doing music stuff. So I'm like, 1090 00:49:28.199 --> 00:49:30.280 how do I balance these giant games? I don't know 1091 00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:34.280 how to do it? Like being an adult stupid. 1092 00:49:36.239 --> 00:49:37.360 Nine inch mails rode in. 1093 00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:40.119 I love that. I was thinking about that the other day. 1094 00:49:40.119 --> 00:49:41.559 It's like, what was it? What was it that was 1095 00:49:41.639 --> 00:49:42.360 of the play on words? 1096 00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:46.639 Nine inch mals rot in. He says, hey, uh, Hoy boys. Uh, 1097 00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:49.199 follow up my last on my last question that I 1098 00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:52.639 frankly feel gay and stupid for not including for Christopher 1099 00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:56.039 this time. Actually, since it released the same day as 1100 00:49:56.400 --> 00:49:59.119 the Ghost album. Have you heard the new Viagara Boys 1101 00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:01.239 album yet? Oh? That's right, people kept telling me about 1102 00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:03.400 I haven't listened to I haven't listened to it yet. 1103 00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:06.079 I do like the VIAGRAA Boys. I'm trying to remember 1104 00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:09.880 what your question was before, Uh, ninae Males, but I 1105 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:13.360 can't exactly remember. But no, I haven't listened to it yet. 1106 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:17.719 I'm I'm planning on it obviously. Vagara Boys are really fun. Uh. 1107 00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:20.920 And he also says, PS, Devin Townsend sounds like nothing 1108 00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:23.519 what I expected. Thanks for the recommendation. Yeah, that's most 1109 00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:26.440 people's response to that. It's it's a He's a really 1110 00:50:26.440 --> 00:50:29.320 deceptive looking person, highly recommended of the Townsends. 1111 00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:31.199 Uh, but uh likes. 1112 00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:33.880 Writing in nine males. Oh, Calin Moriati wrote in again, 1113 00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:38.239 Oh wow, Colin, Colin, He's I didn't I didn't know 1114 00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:39.079 he was disinvested. 1115 00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:42.000 Man, that's really I'm really Uh. 1116 00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:45.239 He's even got Sweeney as a profile picture, which is 1117 00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:51.320 very strange. But Colin moriody says, is the Sweety have 1118 00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:53.239 a speech impediment or is he just retarded? 1119 00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:54.480 Maybe both? 1120 00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:57.480 I don't know, Colin, that's kind of mean, very rude. 1121 00:50:57.480 --> 00:50:59.039 I didn't I thought he was like, actually a really 1122 00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:01.480 huge fan of Sweeney and then like something like that. 1123 00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:02.079 We're cool. 1124 00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:03.840 I spoke to not so long ago. He didn't say 1125 00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:04.920 anything about being retarded. 1126 00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:07.960 Yeah, like, I mean that's a I mean, you know what, 1127 00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:09.679 we can't look at a gift horse in the mouse. 1128 00:51:10.159 --> 00:51:13.840 Thank you for your question and your patronage, and uh, 1129 00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:17.880 we really appreciate it. Oh my god, you had another 1130 00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:22.039 question from Oh Colin Moriatis. He's writing in quite a bit. 1131 00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:23.280 He's got a lot to say. 1132 00:51:23.559 --> 00:51:25.599 Yeah, he says, Hey, gaylord's question for Sweety? What happened 1133 00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:28.360 in the summer of ninety six to make you hate 1134 00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:30.760 the gays? Ps? Your tooth gap has gotten wider over 1135 00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:31.960 the last eight years. 1136 00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:36.039 What is wrong with Colin? Man? What's going on? Dude? 1137 00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:39.360 Colin's picking a fight here? Yeah, what's up? 1138 00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:40.000 Hey? 1139 00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:42.239 Everybody who listened to this right put your name is 1140 00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:43.000 Tom Sweetey. 1141 00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:47.199 No, don't interrupt it. We haven't gotten all the Calin 1142 00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:48.039 moriartes yet. 1143 00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:51.599 Oh well, ninety six man, I don't know, it's two. 1144 00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:53.480 Uh. 1145 00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:55.920 Something happens to you at two years old that informs 1146 00:51:56.039 --> 00:51:58.719 how you've reinforced biggest retards in an entire class of people. 1147 00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:01.480 Is fucking fre That's actually like, that's a fundamental memory. 1148 00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:05.960 That's somewhat praiseworthy in some sense to form a commitment 1149 00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:07.440 at that age, you know what I mean? Like, I'm 1150 00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:10.679 two years old, I've had a bad experience with a 1151 00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:15.440 gay person. I know, I'm only two, but I will 1152 00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:18.880 commit to hating this group of people from here from 1153 00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:20.199 hitherto forward. 1154 00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:22.159 It's like it's like when you're playing Tetris in the foundation, 1155 00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:24.039 he put the bottom down. This is where it starts 1156 00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:25.840 gay people. 1157 00:52:25.880 --> 00:52:28.480 And so what's your memory of that when you were 1158 00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:30.519 two years old? What happened? I don't. I don't know. 1159 00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:32.199 My first memory of a gay person was when I 1160 00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:32.400 was a. 1161 00:52:34.039 --> 00:52:36.280 First gapers I ever met. 1162 00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:37.679 No, but you said you said it was a summer 1163 00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:41.480 of ninety six, right, Yeah, but what happened? What happened? 1164 00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:43.679 Also, aside from some ninty six thing, I think of 1165 00:52:43.719 --> 00:52:45.360 the first gay person I remember meeting. 1166 00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:46.760 Yeah, nobody's curious about I don't. 1167 00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:50.000 I don't remember the first gamers I ever met. It's 1168 00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:51.719 not about them scam. It's probably the glitter on eyes. 1169 00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:52.960 Some shit scared to funk out of me. And I 1170 00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:53.760 was like, I can't do this. 1171 00:52:54.639 --> 00:52:56.719 Man, I'm handing you a f I'm trying to give 1172 00:52:56.719 --> 00:53:01.079 you a t ball. I want you to, like, you know, 1173 00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:06.039 grip the amount of the infinite possibilities of like you 1174 00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:08.119 being a two year old and you had a gay experience. 1175 00:53:08.119 --> 00:53:09.760 And I'm like, hey, here's this tea ball and knock 1176 00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:11.639 it out of the park. Brother. He's like, I don't know, 1177 00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:13.079 I don't remember, but I remember. 1178 00:53:13.119 --> 00:53:14.639 I'm like, I'm trying to remember something else. 1179 00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:21.400 Oh my god, I don't know. Oh my goodness. 1180 00:53:21.400 --> 00:53:22.880 When he said something gay and I was like, oh, 1181 00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:24.440 it's gay, and I stopped liking. 1182 00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:26.119 Him, riveting you. 1183 00:53:26.280 --> 00:53:29.159 Let's let's move on. Knew about it, hold on, let's 1184 00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:31.320 let's let's I know, I know it's Edinburgh. 1185 00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:34.840 Let's just move on. Colin More already wrote in again, 1186 00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:36.239 can you fucking believe it? 1187 00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:39.039 Colin all the time? One night he just was like 1188 00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:42.239 he just went off. He really. I love the smart 1189 00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:46.440 Tank so much. I need to keep messaging them, yeah 1190 00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:49.519 and asking questions and I appreciate that, he says. 1191 00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:53.000 He says, uh, Colber already right, said, he says, not 1192 00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:56.519 a question, but but a bit deep into Expedition thirty three, 1193 00:53:56.639 --> 00:53:59.239 we were just uh, there's a character that sounds like 1194 00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:03.639 Kingston's dad even does the awe. Oh yeah, that's right, 1195 00:54:04.119 --> 00:54:08.199 there is who's that? So there's a there's a how 1196 00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:08.760 deep are you in? 1197 00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:13.599 So I just got to the island and I fought 1198 00:54:13.639 --> 00:54:14.639 like a couple of bosses. 1199 00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:16.760 Okay, did you get this? 1200 00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:22.639 So the fat thing, the thing that craves light, you know, 1201 00:54:23.079 --> 00:54:27.440 it's or whatever what it's called, but it's it's all white, 1202 00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:28.440 and it's like, give me light. 1203 00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:30.760 Oh you Oh yeah, I did meet Yeah, so I'm 1204 00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:33.039 a lily further than that, I'm a like maybe a 1205 00:54:33.079 --> 00:54:36.320 half hour removed from this. Okay, yeah, so you're close then, 1206 00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:41.079 like my first camp. Yeah, there's a character that's like 1207 00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:43.320 this old spirit and he does kind of have that like. 1208 00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:48.320 Where's I need to fly? Give me? It's not exactly, 1209 00:54:48.440 --> 00:54:51.679 but it is like vaguely remind minds, does he have 1210 00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:57.960 the Safari drip? Not at all. He's barely human, so 1211 00:54:59.760 --> 00:55:00.679 he's not human at all. 1212 00:55:01.039 --> 00:55:03.159 There's no there's no there's no humanity in that thing 1213 00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:04.639 at all, because to me, since. 1214 00:55:04.440 --> 00:55:10.039 The ever oh well okay, well look at the air 1215 00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:11.760 that it said and made me think that it's not 1216 00:55:11.760 --> 00:55:13.639 it wouldn't have been that far fetched. Oh yeah, for sure. 1217 00:55:13.639 --> 00:55:14.440 Like if. 1218 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:22.199 There's a lot of uh, there's a lot of interesting characters. Uh, 1219 00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:27.320 and of course somebody I always saw one post from 1220 00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:30.920 the uh the anti woke guys, and it was just 1221 00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:33.360 because they had to find something wrong with it, like, 1222 00:55:33.400 --> 00:55:35.719 oh man, it's uh. Some of the people here is 1223 00:55:35.800 --> 00:55:39.599 like or like something like darker than Midnight or something like. 1224 00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:43.000 There there are black characters like yeah, right, yeah. 1225 00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:46.639 There's there's one that gets immediately like immediately marked. 1226 00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:51.000 Yeah, it's kind of interesting. The opening was very interesting 1227 00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:55.320 because of how like intense it is and how like 1228 00:55:55.519 --> 00:55:58.719 heart wrenching is. However, you have no connection to this people, 1229 00:55:58.800 --> 00:56:02.320 so it was a weird dynamic where I'm like, like, 1230 00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:06.199 just powerful thing happens in the opening the prologue, but 1231 00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:08.360 also I'm like, I don't know any of these people. 1232 00:56:08.719 --> 00:56:11.199 That is why, like you can't like I spend a 1233 00:56:11.199 --> 00:56:13.239 lot of time there actually, so I got to know 1234 00:56:13.320 --> 00:56:15.679 some of those people. Yeah, Like I saw some people 1235 00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:17.000 just run straight to the cut see and I'm like, 1236 00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:20.800 this does I don't even know how this would affect you, 1237 00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:23.519 but uh, I really like it. I think it's I 1238 00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:26.039 think it's genuinely it's cool. Like it's a great premise too. 1239 00:56:26.079 --> 00:56:27.239 I love I like the idea. 1240 00:56:27.360 --> 00:56:27.719 I love it. 1241 00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:31.239 I love the mystery of like premise again, So the 1242 00:56:31.239 --> 00:56:35.199 premise is a bit there's yeah, there's so like pain. 1243 00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:37.519 So basically I think there was also like some weird 1244 00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:40.039 cataclysm thing that kind of separated this island off from 1245 00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:41.960 the rest of the world or something. I think that's 1246 00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:44.199 part of it, but it's it's the less interesting part 1247 00:56:44.199 --> 00:56:45.960 of it to me. The more interesting idea is like 1248 00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:49.119 oft in the distance, there's basically this big monolith and 1249 00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:51.280 there's like this big entity there called the Paintress and 1250 00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:53.880 she just sits there and every year she paints a 1251 00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:56.559 new number on the monolith and everybody who is that 1252 00:56:56.679 --> 00:57:01.880 age vanishes. Yeah, so it's basically counting down and so 1253 00:57:02.079 --> 00:57:05.519 like it just recontextualizes. 1254 00:57:04.559 --> 00:57:06.280 Like what old means. 1255 00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:08.800 Yeah, Like people like this is this like thirty three 1256 00:57:08.880 --> 00:57:12.199 year old like dude, and he's like old man, you're 1257 00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:14.599 the oldest person here, the oldest person, And like people 1258 00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:17.519 are having kids when they're like fifteen, yeah, because like 1259 00:57:17.559 --> 00:57:19.159 that's all the time that they have, and it's. 1260 00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:21.760 Like as soon as you can, fuck you fucking pop 1261 00:57:21.800 --> 00:57:22.079 them out. 1262 00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:24.920 It's yeah, it's you do. It's an interesting it's a 1263 00:57:25.039 --> 00:57:27.199 cool I really love the Primise and how they do 1264 00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:29.519 how they do it. Yeah, I think it's really really. 1265 00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:31.039 So far, like because some people dodge it, like like 1266 00:57:31.119 --> 00:57:33.079 let's say, you can't dodge. 1267 00:57:33.199 --> 00:57:35.400 No, it's it's all in compassing. It's like you get 1268 00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:36.280 thanos immediately. 1269 00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:37.320 Yeah, so I'm thinking about you. 1270 00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:39.039 It's like what if you're like, what if when she 1271 00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:42.639 showed up right, you were already she started at thirty 1272 00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:46.039 and you were like, I'm thirty one right now, not me, 1273 00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:47.360 and she starts counting down. 1274 00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:49.039 Well she started at one hundred. I'm pretty sure, so 1275 00:57:49.079 --> 00:57:51.440 yeah you probably were. I think maybe even later. I'm 1276 00:57:51.440 --> 00:57:52.320 not even sure, who. 1277 00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:54.639 Knows where, but like yeah, it's it's it's you know, 1278 00:57:54.760 --> 00:57:56.800 you're noticing that. It's affecting. Like they even use the 1279 00:57:57.400 --> 00:57:59.960 math like they're like, oh, one of your party men, 1280 00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:02.440 you can tell how old she is because they say, oh, 1281 00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:05.000 you have nine good years left, And I'm like yeah, yeah, 1282 00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:08.039 oh she's sixteen, you know, because of from where it 1283 00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:10.719 is now and to where uh you know the time. 1284 00:58:10.800 --> 00:58:12.159 You just do the you do the math. 1285 00:58:12.039 --> 00:58:13.760 And I was like, oh, she's sixteen, but yeah, so basically, 1286 00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:16.639 so basically the expeditions are these, like these people spend 1287 00:58:16.639 --> 00:58:20.159 the last year that they have going on an expedition 1288 00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:21.639 to try to figure out how to kill the paintress 1289 00:58:21.760 --> 00:58:24.440 or like make progress to like make a path forward 1290 00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:27.119 for future expeditions and end this thing so people don't 1291 00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:29.599 have to fucking live in fear of a number on 1292 00:58:29.639 --> 00:58:31.519 a fucking monol of being paid that every fucking year 1293 00:58:31.559 --> 00:58:33.480 counting down to basically like zero at a certain point, 1294 00:58:33.480 --> 00:58:34.639 it's gonna be real fucking awkward. 1295 00:58:34.840 --> 00:58:36.840 Yeah, you know, so it's pretty Yeah, it's pretty cool 1296 00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:40.239 because it's if in a world that existed like that, 1297 00:58:40.280 --> 00:58:43.599 because I can't even imagine my like imagine living like that. 1298 00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:47.320 And also, like I do, like the idea of your 1299 00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:49.239 last year, you're like, fuck it, let's try to stop 1300 00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:51.599 this thing. Yeah, and then you know, obviously. 1301 00:58:51.320 --> 00:58:55.559 Everyone's been unsuccessful, so it's essentially a death sentence, right, 1302 00:58:55.559 --> 00:58:58.159 And you're like, but you're hoping you gain some understanding. 1303 00:58:58.239 --> 00:58:59.119 So it's kind of feeling. 1304 00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:01.320 It's ironic idea of somebody like having a kid, like 1305 00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:06.679 she's counting down, but someone was born like she's counting down, right, 1306 00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:09.000 and then when she's a she's at like twenty seven, right, 1307 00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:12.480 someone just happens to be twenty eight, you know, and 1308 00:59:12.519 --> 00:59:14.360 it's like, I guess I'm gonna make it right. 1309 00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:17.400 But you know, but it hasn't happened. So it hasn't 1310 00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:19.079 happened yet. But I think that's like like as far 1311 00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:22.159 as any of the people that live through the thing 1312 00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:23.559 and they do it what they call it, they call 1313 00:59:23.559 --> 00:59:28.320 it a homage. Yeah, uh everybody. It's been steady the 1314 00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:31.559 entire time, you know, so like they're all like, well, 1315 00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:33.840 let's figure out if we can do anything about it. 1316 00:59:33.880 --> 00:59:35.199 If not, I don't know, We're just gonna live our 1317 00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:35.920 lives and be gay. 1318 00:59:36.039 --> 00:59:37.039 It's also very French. 1319 00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:40.079 Oh yeah, it's a French studio and they were like, 1320 00:59:40.280 --> 00:59:44.440 let's uh French it up, yeah, which I was Actually. 1321 00:59:48.480 --> 00:59:53.679 It's not modern day French. No, it's very cool, like 1322 00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:57.000 the Saturday. It is a little weird though that like, 1323 00:59:57.559 --> 01:00:02.079 so I hate this because okay, so because I was thinking, okay, 1324 01:00:02.079 --> 01:00:04.400 we can't use Charlie Cox if because I would have 1325 01:00:04.519 --> 01:00:08.920 like a French American French French English f English, you know, 1326 01:00:09.360 --> 01:00:12.480 because they have the immersive version where just in French. 1327 01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:16.159 But then also I'm like sometimes I don't want to 1328 01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:18.199 read all the time. Yeah, so like but then it 1329 01:00:18.239 --> 01:00:20.440 would also defeat the purpose of having like a Charlie Cox, right, 1330 01:00:20.920 --> 01:00:23.760 so like you can't so they all are speaking in 1331 01:00:23.880 --> 01:00:28.199 British fucking Oh we're British, but we're French, and which 1332 01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:30.599 I feel like at this point, I'm like, can we 1333 01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:33.920 stop that? It's not like to honest, like it's always 1334 01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:37.880 because I understand that societal is it's just like the 1335 01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:41.559 language you understand and one is it people. But people 1336 01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:45.280 value the British accent. That's why they're like, oh it 1337 01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:47.519 sounds so regal, so they always want to go because 1338 01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:49.880 when it's in the Roman, it doesn't matter if it's Greek. 1339 01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:53.960 Uh Greek fucking the three hundred. Get people that speak 1340 01:00:54.079 --> 01:00:58.119 fucking British, you know, British accent and probably did I 1341 01:00:58.639 --> 01:01:02.920 I know you're making a joke, but you're. 1342 01:01:03.559 --> 01:01:07.360 No Munaga Film one and the. 1343 01:01:08.920 --> 01:01:19.079 Which one which one Chamber of Secrets. 1344 01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:19.000 Samurai next to hid Harry Potter Samurai. You want to 1345 01:01:19.039 --> 01:01:22.320 get bit, you want to get me? You just did 1346 01:01:22.360 --> 01:01:25.760 in the Harry Potter universe, you put fuck in there. Yeah, 1347 01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:28.039 that'll that'll do it. Kill Harry Potter will be interested. 1348 01:01:28.119 --> 01:01:30.880 He's in the fucking he crawls out of the Goblet 1349 01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:32.480 of Fire whatever. I don't know if the Goblet of 1350 01:01:32.519 --> 01:01:40.039 Fire is I never saw, but I saw it's very French. 1351 01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:40.960 The soundtrack is great. 1352 01:01:41.239 --> 01:01:41.880 Uh, I don't know. 1353 01:01:41.880 --> 01:01:43.960 I like to I like I like the French tone 1354 01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:46.760 of it. It's unique and I haven't seen anything that's 1355 01:01:46.880 --> 01:01:49.159 quite like that. Yeah, there's a fucking there's a boss 1356 01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:51.039 or not a boss. It's like an enemy that's a 1357 01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:53.199 fucking mine mine. 1358 01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:54.360 Yeah, I haven't gotten there. 1359 01:01:54.400 --> 01:01:56.480 It's I mean, it's it's pretty early on in the game. 1360 01:01:56.519 --> 01:01:58.920 It is. Maybe I thought, al any notice you. 1361 01:01:58.920 --> 01:02:00.639 Might be coming up on in that area. 1362 01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:03.079 I've been beating the piss. I fought a Boston didn't 1363 01:02:03.079 --> 01:02:05.400 get hit man, and I got a. I got achievement 1364 01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.559 for it. It was like twenty seven percent because like I 1365 01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:11.760 just like perried like perfectly, and uh, I was like, wow, 1366 01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:15.360 I didn't I wasn't expecting that. But I don't know, man, 1367 01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:17.079 I don't know something about turn based thing that just 1368 01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:20.760 really just make turns me on sexually too, right, Yeah, 1369 01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:23.360 I know, but I just wanted. 1370 01:02:23.119 --> 01:02:24.639 You to know. 1371 01:02:25.119 --> 01:02:28.880 But yeah, questions. I'm excited. I'm excited. I think you'd 1372 01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:31.000 like it. I know, I know you'll like it. 1373 01:02:31.000 --> 01:02:33.159 It was Yeah, I love turn based games. 1374 01:02:33.639 --> 01:02:36.920 It's dude, I can't. I think it's it's. 1375 01:02:36.800 --> 01:02:39.679 Feels so good, like even like the the free aim 1376 01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:40.599 where you can just use your. 1377 01:02:40.559 --> 01:02:43.039 Ap oh yeah, the third yeah, the third person shoots. 1378 01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:45.360 So it feels so good to the sound effects are 1379 01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:49.000 fucking awesome, Like I forgot that that that that seat 1380 01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:51.440 that you're with at first, that that has she doesn't 1381 01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:55.920 have shoes on. Oh yeah. Like she's fucking bad ass, dude, 1382 01:02:55.960 --> 01:02:58.119 and I love her her a one her like her 1383 01:02:58.119 --> 01:03:01.079 default attack, Like her default attack is so fucking bad 1384 01:03:01.079 --> 01:03:04.519 as the explosion. Like she's she's she's I was like, man, 1385 01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:06.000 she's my favorite. 1386 01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:08.159 She's I'm talking about she's my favorite. 1387 01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:12.800 Good fucking mechanics. No weave ship too, Like she's not 1388 01:03:12.920 --> 01:03:15.639 fucking yelling and like like a cat or like yeah, 1389 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:17.159 like none of that ship. I don't have to turn 1390 01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:20.119 the volume down feel embarrassed and I'm playing this ship. 1391 01:03:20.239 --> 01:03:27.000 It's very it is very good. What to do the 1392 01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:28.840 game attack animation? 1393 01:03:29.920 --> 01:03:38.559 Very I'm really I just yeah, Gustav kinda he needs 1394 01:03:38.599 --> 01:03:41.920 to be better. As far as I'm like, he's fine, 1395 01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:47.559 I mean sorry, his his his his his kit, I'm 1396 01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:53.639 a little bit underwhelmed or I'm just like he's fine. 1397 01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:56.000 But also a lot of times with the default characters, 1398 01:03:56.079 --> 01:03:59.119 he's a well rounded guy. Yeah, I want to, I 1399 01:03:59.159 --> 01:04:01.320 haven't yet whatever, but yeah, we don't need to, we don't. 1400 01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:04.519 Ye Yeah, well yeah, com we already wrote in again 1401 01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:07.440 calling Jesus Christ, he's on fire? 1402 01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:08.000 What's up? 1403 01:04:08.039 --> 01:04:12.760 Hispanic? Calvin Candy, Django and Stephen Jesus. What's the most 1404 01:04:12.800 --> 01:04:15.639 memorable Stephen? Stephen? 1405 01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:17.440 I think he's I think he's crazy. 1406 01:04:18.159 --> 01:04:22.360 Is that a uh Samuel Jackson in that movie Stephen? 1407 01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:24.039 Is it something like that? 1408 01:04:24.280 --> 01:04:25.119 I think he might be right? 1409 01:04:25.199 --> 01:04:26.239 Yeah, I forget Stephen. 1410 01:04:26.880 --> 01:04:30.000 Yeah, what's the most memorable way your parents ever messed 1411 01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:33.559 with you? When I was six, I watched Wallace and 1412 01:04:33.639 --> 01:04:36.360 Grahmitt and the Wear Rabbit, and it scared the ship 1413 01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:38.519 out of me. I ran to my father for comfort. 1414 01:04:38.880 --> 01:04:41.159 He was definitely drunk at the time, because we had 1415 01:04:41.159 --> 01:04:43.199 a we had family over for the holiday. He told 1416 01:04:43.239 --> 01:04:45.599 me that a cool fact about wear rabbits was that 1417 01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:50.639 they ate six year olds. And I could sleep well 1418 01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:53.079 for months after, and I couldn't sleep well for months after. 1419 01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:55.400 That's awesome, But like I mean, at least you got 1420 01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:58.960 like a hard You only have to endure that stress 1421 01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:01.199 for like as long as you're which is really that long. 1422 01:05:01.239 --> 01:05:03.599 It's a good point, although I guess when you're that young, 1423 01:05:03.960 --> 01:05:09.840 one year feels immensely long. That's absolutely something. 1424 01:05:09.719 --> 01:05:11.800 I was trying to fucking console. He's like, don't worry, 1425 01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:14.440 it only eat six year old. Wait a minute, Wait a. 1426 01:05:14.440 --> 01:05:21.360 Second, that's exactly I saw that so vividly, exactly the 1427 01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:22.360 way you painted it. 1428 01:05:22.639 --> 01:05:24.920 Okay, I just want to do how old you again? 1429 01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:28.679 Oh no, you're. 1430 01:05:30.159 --> 01:05:31.719 The one thing that I've told the story before on 1431 01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:33.920 the show. But like I just I just remember coming home, 1432 01:05:34.199 --> 01:05:36.159 or like me and my dad were out walking. I 1433 01:05:36.159 --> 01:05:37.599 don't remember where. I think we might have been getting 1434 01:05:37.599 --> 01:05:39.639 a walking to a pizza shop. 1435 01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:41.719 Not very intimidating, even to a six year old. I 1436 01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:43.480 feel like that's what is that a ware rabbit, that's 1437 01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:44.039 the weare rabbit. 1438 01:05:44.880 --> 01:05:47.760 I could see that being a level of uncanny and 1439 01:05:47.800 --> 01:05:50.840 weird that I could see it being like distressing. 1440 01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:52.079 I would have been. 1441 01:05:52.440 --> 01:05:54.639 I would be, But I loved Walton Grind and stopped. 1442 01:05:54.639 --> 01:05:56.400 I was obsessed with stop motion like really early on, 1443 01:05:56.480 --> 01:05:58.599 so that shit didn't bother me. But I know people 1444 01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:00.760 who were like stop motion freaksing, like just by the 1445 01:06:00.840 --> 01:06:02.079 nature of it being stop motion. 1446 01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:08.280 Curious freaks them out, curious like they're a fucking boomer 1447 01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:11.440 that's never seen anything before. I fucking can't tell's been 1448 01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:12.960 photoshopped on someone's hands. 1449 01:06:13.639 --> 01:06:18.440 Yeah, probably that exact type of person. But yeah, Like 1450 01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:21.519 I think the one that comes to mind is me 1451 01:06:21.559 --> 01:06:23.639 and my dad were walking home and it was we 1452 01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:25.880 lived like maybe like two blocks down from the place 1453 01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:29.039 we were walking from, and I was walking ahead because kids 1454 01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:32.599 run ahead, as they do, and then I turned and 1455 01:06:32.639 --> 01:06:37.119 then my dad was just gone, like he just vanished, 1456 01:06:37.960 --> 01:06:39.679 and I was like, oh shit, I'm scared. I don't 1457 01:06:39.679 --> 01:06:42.360 know how to get into the building. I'm out on 1458 01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:45.639 the street alone, as like a six or seven year old. 1459 01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:50.199 I don't know what to do. I'm scared, right, And 1460 01:06:50.239 --> 01:06:53.280 then he just he just walked out of a I 1461 01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:56.079 don't know, like a pharmacy or something. I can't remember 1462 01:06:56.079 --> 01:06:57.639 what he said, but he was clearly fucking with me. 1463 01:06:57.679 --> 01:06:59.719 He was like, ah, I got you. I was like, 1464 01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:00.559 I'm scared. 1465 01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:04.400 That's a crazy one. Yeah, I traumatize you. It's funny. 1466 01:07:04.760 --> 01:07:05.119 I don't know. 1467 01:07:05.519 --> 01:07:08.880 It wasn't traumatizing. I remember it, but I don't feel 1468 01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:11.400 like little Probably don't. 1469 01:07:11.440 --> 01:07:13.119 I don't think my grandma fucked me like that. Probably 1470 01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:15.480 felt a little different at the time, Yeah, probably, Yeah, 1471 01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:16.039 I was. 1472 01:07:16.119 --> 01:07:17.360 I was genuinely panicking. 1473 01:07:17.400 --> 01:07:20.239 I was. I was like, where's my only guiding light 1474 01:07:20.239 --> 01:07:26.840 in this world's laughing and he's laughing. Cry, he's got polaroids. 1475 01:07:29.199 --> 01:07:30.400 You're a wet way to years. 1476 01:07:30.440 --> 01:07:31.360 I think he was probably. 1477 01:07:35.519 --> 01:07:36.239 Exactly. 1478 01:07:36.320 --> 01:07:38.719 I can imagine him being disappointed that I freaked out 1479 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:41.840 because I was really I really wasn't that far from 1480 01:07:41.840 --> 01:07:43.920 the building, and I did know how to get in. 1481 01:07:45.159 --> 01:07:48.960 I would have been fine. But like it just I 1482 01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:51.519 wasn't expecting him to vanish. That's because that's when you're 1483 01:07:51.559 --> 01:07:54.880 young enough to think like maybe maybe a magic thing 1484 01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:56.400 stole him, you know what I mean, Like, you're young, 1485 01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:58.159 you don't know fucking ship, you know. 1486 01:07:58.679 --> 01:08:00.599 I was very self reliant as a so my grandmother 1487 01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.000 kind of had faith I'd be fine because, like I remember, 1488 01:08:03.039 --> 01:08:04.039 there's one thing I did was. 1489 01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:05.719 Really stupids placed clearly right. 1490 01:08:06.000 --> 01:08:09.400 Yeah, absolutely, there's a gree of self reliance in me, 1491 01:08:09.440 --> 01:08:12.320 but there's also like a huge, immense amount of retardation. 1492 01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:15.840 So it's a very yeah, confusing combination. 1493 01:08:16.079 --> 01:08:16.840 Mm hmmm hmm. 1494 01:08:17.159 --> 01:08:19.159 I remember there was one time my grandmother was just like, 1495 01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:22.119 I can't take it to get food right now, like 1496 01:08:22.119 --> 01:08:23.760 we're gonna go get something later on. I was like, 1497 01:08:23.800 --> 01:08:25.720 all right, whatever, and then I was like, wait, I 1498 01:08:25.720 --> 01:08:27.680 know how to get to the pizza shop. So I 1499 01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:30.039 went to like Yankee State by Yankee Stadium when I 1500 01:08:30.119 --> 01:08:32.359 was like seven, got pizza and came home. 1501 01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:35.039 She was just like where were you? 1502 01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:37.840 And I was, I got pizza, and she wanted to 1503 01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:39.840 give me a beating, probably, but she was kind of impressed. 1504 01:08:39.840 --> 01:08:43.279 She was like, oh, this one can take care of itself, and. 1505 01:08:43.239 --> 01:08:45.239 I was like, yeah, I think I was. 1506 01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:47.159 Probably that was I was. I would get on the 1507 01:08:47.199 --> 01:08:49.479 train se like I was. I was very much so 1508 01:08:49.600 --> 01:08:51.199 able to like I think I was eight or nine, 1509 01:08:51.239 --> 01:08:54.680 by first New York City by myself at least the Bronx. 1510 01:08:54.720 --> 01:08:56.239 I could traverse the Bronx. I knew where I was 1511 01:08:56.239 --> 01:08:58.520 at all times in the Bronx. And then there was 1512 01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:01.560 one time where we went to we were in Harlem 1513 01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:04.239 for some reason, and I took the train the wrong direction. 1514 01:09:04.439 --> 01:09:06.720 Oh yeah, I told you, I think, right. Yeah, So 1515 01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:07.720 what happens is that. 1516 01:09:07.840 --> 01:09:10.119 It ended up in fucking uh Turkmenistans. 1517 01:09:12.119 --> 01:09:13.960 So it happens is that in one hundred and forty 1518 01:09:13.960 --> 01:09:16.920 fifth Street in the Bronx, you can take the trend 1519 01:09:16.920 --> 01:09:19.920 either uptown or downtown where you can go to Manhattan 1520 01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:22.319 or you can go to the Bronx. So I went 1521 01:09:22.439 --> 01:09:25.479 to the exact place I lived in Manhattan. I was 1522 01:09:25.479 --> 01:09:27.960 a Hunt the ninety in Manhattan, and I was like, 1523 01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:29.760 why do I see water? I was like, I don't 1524 01:09:29.800 --> 01:09:30.960 evenly see water over my house. 1525 01:09:31.159 --> 01:09:31.720 But I walked. 1526 01:09:31.720 --> 01:09:34.680 So I walked like maybe fifteen sixteen blocks, just walking. 1527 01:09:35.199 --> 01:09:38.479 I went and right by my weirdest by by my house, 1528 01:09:39.199 --> 01:09:41.319 it's like this museum right there was the Museum of 1529 01:09:41.319 --> 01:09:44.079 the Bronx. I lived in, like Hunt the fifth Street, 1530 01:09:44.359 --> 01:09:46.760 and then I remember I walked past the of the Bronx. Yeah, 1531 01:09:47.000 --> 01:09:48.520 Museum of Bronx could possibly be. 1532 01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:52.640 In that probly, I don't know. Like stabbings, but crazy. 1533 01:09:52.680 --> 01:09:56.279 Stabbings are like rap shit. But remember I went to 1534 01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:58.560 see an opera once and it was fucking really nice, 1535 01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.720 way nice. And I remember everything else in the city 1536 01:10:00.760 --> 01:10:03.520 being ever at that time. But I remember I'm walking 1537 01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:05.319 there and I was like, hey, is this the Bronx 1538 01:10:05.319 --> 01:10:07.079 to somebody were like, this is Manhattan, kid, and I 1539 01:10:07.119 --> 01:10:11.600 was like, oh, okay. So then I just walked back 1540 01:10:11.720 --> 01:10:16.159 and walked back twenty more blocks. Got on the train 1541 01:10:16.199 --> 01:10:17.479 and I was like, hey, man, I asked him lady, 1542 01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:18.960 because I was I was a little cat, wasn't nervous. 1543 01:10:19.000 --> 01:10:21.239 I was like, hey, miss, which train do I take 1544 01:10:21.279 --> 01:10:23.520 to go to the Bronx. And she was like, she 1545 01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:25.640 was like, oh, this this one. You gotta go downtown. 1546 01:10:26.520 --> 01:10:27.319 You gotta go uptown. 1547 01:10:28.039 --> 01:10:28.920 She says that to me. 1548 01:10:34.319 --> 01:10:36.920 Absolutely, and he's just like, I take you back. And 1549 01:10:36.960 --> 01:10:38.159 I get home and I'm like, this has been like 1550 01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:40.279 maybe two three hours. Because my grandmother went one way 1551 01:10:40.279 --> 01:10:41.560 on the train. I went the other one on the train, 1552 01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:43.560 and then she was just like Kingston where worried. And 1553 01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:45.640 I was like, I went to Manhattan and I saw 1554 01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:46.520 a house in Manhattan. 1555 01:10:46.520 --> 01:10:46.960 It was crazy. 1556 01:10:47.000 --> 01:10:49.279 I was like maybe nine. And then at the more 1557 01:10:49.319 --> 01:10:50.399 she was like, Oh, he can take care of himself, 1558 01:10:50.399 --> 01:10:50.880 he'll be fine. 1559 01:10:51.119 --> 01:10:54.279 Yeah, you didn't die, so that's good. Yeah. I feel 1560 01:10:54.279 --> 01:10:55.960 like I feel like I was kind of I was 1561 01:10:56.079 --> 01:10:57.680 very molestable too. I was. 1562 01:10:57.760 --> 01:10:57.960 I was. 1563 01:10:58.000 --> 01:10:59.560 I was like a little happy kid like. 1564 01:10:59.600 --> 01:11:01.359 I was like a little like happy because I was 1565 01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:03.079 really when I was younger, I was very kind. 1566 01:11:03.479 --> 01:11:05.000 It's a very interesting way to phrase it. 1567 01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:06.640 But they could have got me. Someone could have got 1568 01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:08.560 me like I was. I was very molested. I was 1569 01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:11.680 very easily bothered. I could be botherable. I was very botherable. 1570 01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:15.119 Yeah. Yeah, my mom didn't mess with me, so I didn't. 1571 01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:17.119 I didn't have any I don't have any example she 1572 01:11:17.119 --> 01:11:19.479 she didn't do ship like that, do any weird shit. 1573 01:11:19.720 --> 01:11:22.079 My dad always messed with people like and I remember 1574 01:11:22.119 --> 01:11:25.039 when I finally got old enough to start joining him 1575 01:11:25.319 --> 01:11:26.800 with like some of our younger. 1576 01:11:28.279 --> 01:11:29.840 I remember he convinced. 1577 01:11:29.439 --> 01:11:33.359 Uh my nieces and nephews that uh, hot dogs were 1578 01:11:33.359 --> 01:11:35.920 from like a hot dog farm and you have to 1579 01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:38.760 pick them off at trees. And they believed it for 1580 01:11:38.800 --> 01:11:42.640 an embarrassingly long time, Like I think they they mentioned 1581 01:11:42.640 --> 01:11:46.000 it in school and then you got like really mad 1582 01:11:46.039 --> 01:11:46.359 at us. 1583 01:11:46.479 --> 01:11:49.560 Probably got held back like these people are No, that's 1584 01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:51.279 the thing. He's like, stupid, You're going back. 1585 01:11:51.399 --> 01:11:56.399 What's distressing about it is that like they're smart, so 1586 01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:59.520 like they it was extra it was. 1587 01:11:59.560 --> 01:12:00.880 Extra bruises smart. 1588 01:12:00.880 --> 01:12:03.600 But their kids yeah yeah, so like there it was 1589 01:12:03.680 --> 01:12:06.000 ex but even they understood that. Like I can't believe 1590 01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:10.640 how stupid I was to even entertain that possibility, even 1591 01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:11.600 at like seven or eight. 1592 01:12:11.720 --> 01:12:13.800 It was chocolate milkow. Sometimes you just have. 1593 01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:18.479 No reason to not believe something like I bring. 1594 01:12:18.520 --> 01:12:20.279 I brought this up a couple of times, but it's like, 1595 01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:22.600 how like, dude, I was like in my twenties when 1596 01:12:22.640 --> 01:12:25.760 I learned where fucking Greenland was or whatever or no 1597 01:12:26.279 --> 01:12:29.039 New Zealand, like I thought New Zealand was like way 1598 01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:34.000 I thought New Zealand for whatever reason, was like fucking 1599 01:12:34.239 --> 01:12:37.439 by where Greenland was. Yeah, for no discernible reason other 1600 01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:40.520 than for no discernible reason other than I think a 1601 01:12:40.600 --> 01:12:42.920 fucking adult told me that. And I was just like, oh, okay, 1602 01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:45.960 then you I guess why would you lie about the 1603 01:12:46.000 --> 01:12:49.640 location of New Zealand Probably and I remember it probably 1604 01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:52.239 in my twenties you no, but yeah, it's to say 1605 01:12:52.279 --> 01:12:52.880 it's a cycle. 1606 01:12:53.199 --> 01:12:54.479 You want to know, somebody, I just found out the 1607 01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:59.279 other fucking day. What uh I So I thought Arizona 1608 01:12:59.359 --> 01:13:02.119 was in Pacific Standard time like this entire time. I 1609 01:13:02.119 --> 01:13:03.960 thought it was the same time zone as US. But 1610 01:13:04.000 --> 01:13:06.840 it's central, it's mountain. Oh yeah, so just one hour 1611 01:13:07.279 --> 01:13:11.119 one hour ahead. I thought it was right too, so 1612 01:13:11.159 --> 01:13:14.760 like like Texas and stuff, right, yeah, Texas and upwards 1613 01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:17.800 in the middle of the country. Yeah, so like, but 1614 01:13:18.079 --> 01:13:21.039 I was thinking, I always because Arizona seems close enough 1615 01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:23.239 to me in my opinion, I thought it was. I 1616 01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:24.920 thought it was uh central. 1617 01:13:25.119 --> 01:13:26.960 Yeah, A lot of a lot of our time zone 1618 01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:28.680 is in the water, you know what I mean. 1619 01:13:28.800 --> 01:13:31.640 I mean that is true the Pacific Standard time, and 1620 01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:35.159 then the cutoffs a little bit, like you know at 1621 01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:37.439 the tail end or the beginning of Arizona and all 1622 01:13:37.439 --> 01:13:40.199 that ship and then going up where it's like uh 1623 01:13:40.399 --> 01:13:41.720 fucking Utah and all that bullshit. 1624 01:13:41.760 --> 01:13:44.680 But anyway, because of that, Japan is a header behind 1625 01:13:44.720 --> 01:13:45.119 us right now. 1626 01:13:45.199 --> 01:13:48.720 Time they're ahead of us there ahead their first I'm pretty. 1627 01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:49.760 Sure first they're one of the first. 1628 01:13:50.039 --> 01:13:52.359 Yeah, Like if you fly, if you fly that way, 1629 01:13:52.520 --> 01:13:54.399 do you go back in time or ford in time? 1630 01:13:54.479 --> 01:13:55.960 If you fly, if you fly. 1631 01:13:56.239 --> 01:13:58.920 I'm not entertaining. I'm not I'm not doing this. 1632 01:13:59.279 --> 01:14:02.159 I am asking a question, are you stupid? What are 1633 01:14:02.199 --> 01:14:05.159 you saying? Because you just go ahead of us. 1634 01:14:05.239 --> 01:14:10.159 They're going forward in time. Yes, that's interesting by the 1635 01:14:10.199 --> 01:14:11.000 position of. 1636 01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:16.079 If they're ahead of us, well, it's just like if 1637 01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:18.520 they're ahead of us in time once you get I'm 1638 01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:21.000 not even why am I entertaining this? Of course, anyway, 1639 01:14:21.680 --> 01:14:25.000 let me finish my story. I was just because I so. 1640 01:14:25.079 --> 01:14:27.920 I based daylight saving off of SO. I was thinking, 1641 01:14:28.239 --> 01:14:31.039 you know, when we spring forward since since I thought 1642 01:14:31.119 --> 01:14:32.880 Arizona I lived there in Arizona for a while, they 1643 01:14:32.880 --> 01:14:35.199 don't do daylight saving. They're like, it's so fucking hot, 1644 01:14:35.199 --> 01:14:37.960 we don't need more light. They're like, oh, like it's 1645 01:14:37.960 --> 01:14:38.760 so good hot. 1646 01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:41.039 If I'm not saying, aren't there like pockets in Arizona 1647 01:14:41.079 --> 01:14:42.960 that do do it? And then pockets within those pockets 1648 01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:47.199 that don't. I think there's like some weird fuck true. 1649 01:14:47.319 --> 01:14:50.479 I didn't know because I I just thought above they 1650 01:14:50.520 --> 01:14:52.239 were just like, fuck this, we're not gonna do this. 1651 01:14:52.920 --> 01:14:54.840 But maybe that's true, maybe there are some pockets of it. 1652 01:14:54.920 --> 01:14:57.479 But so me, when I was living in like West 1653 01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:03.239 Western Arizona, they didn't do it, and I thought, so 1654 01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:05.119 when we went forward, I thought, since I thought they 1655 01:15:05.159 --> 01:15:07.600 were in Pacific standard time, I was like, oh, when 1656 01:15:07.640 --> 01:15:11.119 we go forward, that is regular time, right, and when 1657 01:15:11.159 --> 01:15:13.479 we go back in the fall, that's when we're fucking 1658 01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:15.600 our time up, you know. And it turns out I 1659 01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:17.239 just learned this just the other day because I just 1660 01:15:17.319 --> 01:15:20.159 learned that it's mountain time in Arizona. That No, when 1661 01:15:20.159 --> 01:15:23.600 we go forward, that means we're out of sync. Yeah, 1662 01:15:23.600 --> 01:15:25.399 and then when we go back in the fall, that's 1663 01:15:25.439 --> 01:15:27.039 when it's we're in the actual real time. 1664 01:15:27.119 --> 01:15:30.880 Yeah. Dark at five PM is normal time, Yeah, apparently, 1665 01:15:31.119 --> 01:15:33.039 which is, by the way, we could just decide that 1666 01:15:33.039 --> 01:15:36.039 that's not true. It's completely arbitrary. I think it would 1667 01:15:36.079 --> 01:15:37.319 be way better for it to get dark later. 1668 01:15:37.680 --> 01:15:40.840 But yeah, so I was just well, I it's yeah, 1669 01:15:41.479 --> 01:15:43.880 I just look, I think it was like three days 1670 01:15:43.920 --> 01:15:46.399 ago or something. Yeah. Then I just I was like, oh, 1671 01:15:46.840 --> 01:15:48.319 Arizona's in mountain time. 1672 01:15:48.279 --> 01:15:49.840 And you're deep in your thirties, man, stupid. 1673 01:15:49.960 --> 01:15:51.920 Like I thought that there's a lot of really stupid 1674 01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:53.920 things that we just like let happen because it's like 1675 01:15:53.920 --> 01:15:54.960 they've been happening. 1676 01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:56.960 No, it's it's the embarrassing way that these things revealed 1677 01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:59.760 themselves though, because I remember having a conversation. I was like, man, 1678 01:15:59.800 --> 01:16:03.720 it's crazy how similar Australian and New Zealand accents are 1679 01:16:05.720 --> 01:16:07.039 because they're so far away. 1680 01:16:07.079 --> 01:16:08.720 Oh and nobody checked you on it. No. 1681 01:16:08.840 --> 01:16:11.920 I brought it up and somebody somebody's like, what do 1682 01:16:11.960 --> 01:16:14.520 you mean? And I was like, well, they're really far 1683 01:16:14.560 --> 01:16:17.000 away from each other and they sound really like it's 1684 01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:19.840 crazy to me that they're so far away and they're 1685 01:16:19.840 --> 01:16:20.359 so similar. 1686 01:16:20.520 --> 01:16:23.439 That's kind of led like I it's a harbor, but 1687 01:16:23.479 --> 01:16:27.000 that's kind of lairedly dumb because like Asia is where 1688 01:16:27.039 --> 01:16:30.119 it is, and then the UK, the most similar to them, 1689 01:16:30.199 --> 01:16:30.920 is over there. 1690 01:16:31.399 --> 01:16:33.039 But that's why I thought it was believable that New 1691 01:16:33.119 --> 01:16:36.319 Zealand was over there. So that's you know what I'm saying. 1692 01:16:36.560 --> 01:16:39.000 It's a silly circle that kind of fills its own face. 1693 01:16:39.319 --> 01:16:41.640 Yeah. Yeah, It's like somebody was like New Zealand's right 1694 01:16:41.680 --> 01:16:45.000 next to it, and I'm like, what, what, Why. 1695 01:16:44.880 --> 01:16:45.840 Would you lie to me like that? 1696 01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:48.840 Huh? 1697 01:16:48.840 --> 01:16:51.279 Oceanica, man, that's what it's called, right, Oceanica. I have 1698 01:16:51.359 --> 01:16:54.239 no I think that's what it's called Oceanica like that. 1699 01:16:54.920 --> 01:16:57.760 If there's anything, if I know anything, it's that I 1700 01:16:57.760 --> 01:17:01.199 am not an expert on New Zealand. That is the 1701 01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:02.920 one thing I could. I can take that to the 1702 01:17:03.039 --> 01:17:03.840 to the bank. 1703 01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:07.199 Somewhere I would like to possibly live. Seems awesome. 1704 01:17:07.439 --> 01:17:08.840 I'd like to have a kid there and abandon it. 1705 01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:11.199 Yeah, that'd be cool if if it's possible, I mean trying. 1706 01:17:11.239 --> 01:17:13.359 I've been whimsical place to abandon a child. 1707 01:17:13.439 --> 01:17:17.000 I think, grow up with these fucking island people. Yeah, 1708 01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:17.880 I want to grow up with. 1709 01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:22.319 Those hardened fucking uh some OANs, these Polynesians that live 1710 01:17:22.319 --> 01:17:25.279 in New Zealand where they're like all like they're like 1711 01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:27.600 gangsters like it in like in Long Beach. That's the same. 1712 01:17:27.680 --> 01:17:28.319 That's so crazy. 1713 01:17:28.319 --> 01:17:31.840 It's weird. They just have funny accents. I know, I 1714 01:17:31.880 --> 01:17:32.560 know one girl. 1715 01:17:32.600 --> 01:17:34.920 It's crazy that they sound so different because New Zealand 1716 01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:36.079 and Long Beach are right next to the. 1717 01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:38.600 Right next to each other New Zealand. The Long Beach 1718 01:17:38.760 --> 01:17:40.680 is on Zealand from the Long. 1719 01:17:40.439 --> 01:17:43.600 Beach docks right exactly crazy right from that that weird 1720 01:17:43.640 --> 01:17:46.000 like shipping container. 1721 01:17:45.720 --> 01:17:50.560 Yard or yeah, the St Mary is right beyond the 1722 01:17:50.600 --> 01:17:55.199 Queen Mary kind of eagle eyes that standing there staring 1723 01:17:55.239 --> 01:17:58.239 at the New Zealand's that's more than an eagle eye. 1724 01:17:58.239 --> 01:18:01.479 That's that's an eye that could see through things across 1725 01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:02.640 the curvature of the earth. 1726 01:18:02.720 --> 01:18:07.319 Yeah, your fucking goes. I can see it all. 1727 01:18:07.560 --> 01:18:11.079 It's insane anyway, right right, Mike, it seems like all 1728 01:18:11.079 --> 01:18:13.000 the columnar he already is taken care of. Let's move 1729 01:18:13.039 --> 01:18:16.880 on to you guys should invite a kum on the podcast. 1730 01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:19.399 That's the name of this guy, Yeah. 1731 01:18:19.560 --> 01:18:22.600 The Raging Demon. Yeah, but would he would he sit 1732 01:18:22.720 --> 01:18:23.439 be able to sit still? 1733 01:18:23.439 --> 01:18:24.760 I feel like he wouldn't be able to I feelt 1734 01:18:24.760 --> 01:18:26.159 he could sist though, but he'd get really mad with 1735 01:18:26.239 --> 01:18:28.119 us eventually leave, Like he wouldn't stay very long. 1736 01:18:28.439 --> 01:18:30.359 And yeah, we got him for like maybe ten minutes 1737 01:18:30.359 --> 01:18:31.159 before he's got to do it. 1738 01:18:31.159 --> 01:18:33.319 And no one and no one needs to no one 1739 01:18:33.520 --> 01:18:36.239 challenge him, Like, no one say anything that could be 1740 01:18:36.319 --> 01:18:38.640 deemed a challenge, maybe because he'll kill you. 1741 01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:39.560 Well, so what would he do. 1742 01:18:39.479 --> 01:18:40.479 Even if you disagree with him? 1743 01:18:40.479 --> 01:18:41.399 Agree? What would he do? 1744 01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:44.159 Like I have his symbol tattooed on me. What do 1745 01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:46.359 you think he would do? You got heaven tattooed he 1746 01:18:46.359 --> 01:18:47.159 it's pretty badass. 1747 01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:51.079 Yeah, I got like basically, I mean it could mean heaven, 1748 01:18:51.359 --> 01:18:53.640 but it's more about just being beyond Like it's just 1749 01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:56.439 like it's just the highest form of something. And because 1750 01:18:56.439 --> 01:18:57.359 he's the goat. 1751 01:18:57.359 --> 01:19:03.359 That means fuck dot com. That's laughs that jump to 1752 01:19:03.359 --> 01:19:08.239 the track. Dude, a country tattoo of a fund would 1753 01:19:08.239 --> 01:19:09.319 actually go kind of hard. 1754 01:19:09.359 --> 01:19:10.359 I would go hard. 1755 01:19:10.399 --> 01:19:13.680 I think, oh baby, I guess yeah, until you never 1756 01:19:13.720 --> 01:19:15.760 really know it. It might look like shit. 1757 01:19:15.600 --> 01:19:18.000 If you confronted with it, like actually meaning that, and 1758 01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:20.039 the Japanese person laughs you out of a place. 1759 01:19:20.079 --> 01:19:23.359 Look, if somebody pays, I'll get that tattooed on the 1760 01:19:23.359 --> 01:19:26.119 back of my neck. If somebody gets conjures it up, 1761 01:19:26.800 --> 01:19:29.119 uh slaps like three hundred dollars. I don't know how 1762 01:19:29.159 --> 01:19:31.239 much I know neck tattoos are more expensive than the 1763 01:19:31.279 --> 01:19:34.199 average tattoos. Yeah, so's dollars. I don't know. 1764 01:19:34.239 --> 01:19:35.640 I want to barcode. I want to get a Barker 1765 01:19:35.760 --> 01:19:37.920 tattooed if someone got it. I want to get a 1766 01:19:37.920 --> 01:19:41.680 Barko tattoo in my rectum in your wreck. Yeah, so 1767 01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:43.760 that way, when I get a call and askarb the 1768 01:19:43.800 --> 01:19:44.960 doctor can laugh a little. 1769 01:19:45.359 --> 01:19:47.279 He's like the camera and then he tries to put 1770 01:19:47.319 --> 01:19:48.119 like a little beep. 1771 01:19:49.479 --> 01:19:51.800 I wonder it's like a link to uh, it's a 1772 01:19:51.800 --> 01:19:56.279 link to storm Front somehow, so. 1773 01:19:56.159 --> 01:20:06.800 Crazy that is dedicated racis. Anyway, this guy writes in 1774 01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:08.039 He says, hey, guys, here's. 1775 01:20:07.880 --> 01:20:10.239 The scenario for you. You get to fuck a fighting 1776 01:20:10.279 --> 01:20:13.359 game character. Morgan for Derek, Cammy for Chris Murricy. Oh well, 1777 01:20:13.359 --> 01:20:15.880 I thought we were gonna choose uh Marissa for Kingston. 1778 01:20:16.319 --> 01:20:20.279 But you gotta fight a farmer. Heyes, a farmer from Skyrim, 1779 01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:22.079 those nasty underground I would easily. 1780 01:20:22.600 --> 01:20:24.920 I would. Guys would not be you. 1781 01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:27.760 Guys would get killed by farmers so badly, but it'd 1782 01:20:27.800 --> 01:20:29.000 be funny to watch. 1783 01:20:29.159 --> 01:20:32.279 I think I could handle a handle. I think you 1784 01:20:32.479 --> 01:20:33.439 underestimate my power. 1785 01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:36.039 It's one farmer killed a family full of people who 1786 01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:37.039 one guy was a Knight. 1787 01:20:37.159 --> 01:20:39.760 But they probably didn't know they were coming. They probably 1788 01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:40.760 was like a surprise farmer. 1789 01:20:40.840 --> 01:20:43.079 Like even if I have weapons, so that means I 1790 01:20:43.079 --> 01:20:44.840 actould be able to have weapons too. No, I think 1791 01:20:44.840 --> 01:20:46.600 a rogue farmer a mall you think? 1792 01:20:46.640 --> 01:20:46.720 So? 1793 01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:48.520 Yeah, I don't think. I don't think you have that 1794 01:20:48.600 --> 01:20:51.319 locked in ability. Yet you don't have to kill or 1795 01:20:51.359 --> 01:20:51.680 be killed. 1796 01:20:51.960 --> 01:20:52.600 I would be killed. 1797 01:20:52.600 --> 01:20:53.319 I would kill a farmer. 1798 01:20:53.640 --> 01:20:57.960 Here's the thing. So if a farmer seemd be like, 1799 01:20:58.039 --> 01:21:00.039 so this is how I'm thinking. If I was in 1800 01:21:00.039 --> 01:21:02.039 the Skyrimmune, if I was in the Elder Schools universe, 1801 01:21:02.079 --> 01:21:04.560 I feel like that's different. But so like, if a 1802 01:21:04.600 --> 01:21:08.239 farmer joins my universe, it wouldn't have to have more 1803 01:21:08.279 --> 01:21:10.199 of the like it can die like anything else. 1804 01:21:10.319 --> 01:21:12.119 I think. I think I think you can die and 1805 01:21:12.119 --> 01:21:13.439 then you can then you can pick up a big 1806 01:21:13.439 --> 01:21:15.680 ass rock in flan a farmer's head like. 1807 01:21:16.279 --> 01:21:19.439 I'm hitting them, I'm running with my car. Yeah they're 1808 01:21:19.479 --> 01:21:22.560 not inherently like supernatural, are they? I think they are? 1809 01:21:22.720 --> 01:21:24.039 But like, but. 1810 01:21:25.479 --> 01:21:27.840 Aren't they just like what are they? Yeah? 1811 01:21:27.880 --> 01:21:33.439 They're just fucking devolved sad the farmer but I hate 1812 01:21:33.479 --> 01:21:34.479 them so much I don't care. 1813 01:21:34.560 --> 01:21:40.079 But whatever, man, I'll yeah, I'll try, I'll do my desk. 1814 01:21:40.239 --> 01:21:43.760 Who are you banging? Camy? I would kill a farmer 1815 01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:49.560 Marissa from oh from Hell Yeah bro? Hell? Yeah? Did you? 1816 01:21:49.640 --> 01:21:54.199 I I pulled that. I think the nude moniverse here's 1817 01:21:54.399 --> 01:21:58.880 here's locked in bro, here's a uh, here's my first 1818 01:21:58.960 --> 01:21:59.359 nude mod. 1819 01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:02.640 Dude, if you and if you want to, and it's 1820 01:22:02.720 --> 01:22:05.199 there's a stipulation here. There's a stipulation here that if 1821 01:22:05.199 --> 01:22:07.680 you want another night, you have to fight another farmer. 1822 01:22:08.079 --> 01:22:10.960 So two farmers for two nights, one. 1823 01:22:10.840 --> 01:22:13.560 Full night of fucking. Oh god, I'm killing that farmer. 1824 01:22:13.760 --> 01:22:16.359 I'm gonna dude, if that farmer is gone, I would 1825 01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:19.399 drag that farmer into public while it's half dead, and 1826 01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:20.760 I'd like everybody. 1827 01:22:20.359 --> 01:22:23.079 Take a kick and I watch it be. I would. 1828 01:22:23.399 --> 01:22:25.279 I hate farmers so much it's crazy. 1829 01:22:25.560 --> 01:22:29.119 I'd put a farmer in a tooth paste kit and like, 1830 01:22:29.119 --> 01:22:30.960 like I hate the I would just I hate them 1831 01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:34.800 so much, like I would force its full body into 1832 01:22:34.840 --> 01:22:41.359 a tool get it. 1833 01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:43.159 Would be folding into It's like Roger rabbits. 1834 01:22:44.079 --> 01:22:45.560 Definitely, it's really hateful. 1835 01:22:46.760 --> 01:22:50.479 Usually a greater question I think, building off of this, 1836 01:22:51.319 --> 01:22:55.239 would you would you fuck a farmer if if after 1837 01:22:55.880 --> 01:23:00.880 you were guaranteed Uh, Marissa or the person that you've 1838 01:23:00.920 --> 01:23:01.920 been allocated. 1839 01:23:02.319 --> 01:23:06.439 I look, I'm I'm fucking Marissa simply for simply for 1840 01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:09.199 the of being your. 1841 01:23:12.079 --> 01:23:12.279 Dude. 1842 01:23:12.279 --> 01:23:13.119 Can't I would? 1843 01:23:14.000 --> 01:23:16.279 I've never respected you less you said you. 1844 01:23:17.199 --> 01:23:18.560 I can put my I can put my eyes, I 1845 01:23:18.560 --> 01:23:19.439 can shut my eyes. 1846 01:23:19.479 --> 01:23:24.479 Man, you don't like look you so hey, hey, hey. 1847 01:23:24.560 --> 01:23:26.439 I would suck the pinkment off her pussy. 1848 01:23:26.479 --> 01:23:34.760 Dude, Look man, it's all pink in the dark. Rather listen, 1849 01:23:35.399 --> 01:23:39.039 knocked the farmer out, put on some music. I'd rather wait, 1850 01:23:39.520 --> 01:23:42.199 put your gloves on. Wait, wait, put some gloves on, 1851 01:23:42.399 --> 01:23:44.960 put some music on. Careless whisper whatever, do what you 1852 01:23:45.000 --> 01:23:45.840 gotta do real quick. 1853 01:23:48.119 --> 01:23:51.079 I'd rather let trumps spirit possess my body. 1854 01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:54.600 Then I'm not gonna lie. I might I damn, I 1855 01:23:54.840 --> 01:23:58.920 damn near my cook and eat my son if I 1856 01:23:58.960 --> 01:23:59.520 can a. 1857 01:23:59.479 --> 01:24:01.560 Little bit of ca I mean, okay, that's fair. Look, 1858 01:24:01.640 --> 01:24:02.279 that's totally fair. 1859 01:24:02.439 --> 01:24:04.399 I needed to have another son to cook and eat. 1860 01:24:04.680 --> 01:24:06.840 I guess I'd have to do it reasonable. 1861 01:24:07.479 --> 01:24:08.000 It's perfect. 1862 01:24:08.560 --> 01:24:13.239 Three fighter six Cami is a specimen. That is I 1863 01:24:13.640 --> 01:24:17.600 take any other than other than my Schimano. Cami is 1864 01:24:17.720 --> 01:24:19.000 like my I. 1865 01:24:19.119 --> 01:24:23.199 Has just massive ug bouncing my Have you seen her 1866 01:24:23.199 --> 01:24:23.560 in six? 1867 01:24:24.479 --> 01:24:24.600 Uh? 1868 01:24:24.680 --> 01:24:27.479 Yeah, I saw six. I haven't modern her yet. I haven't. 1869 01:24:27.520 --> 01:24:31.000 I haven't gotten to it. But they I'm sure it's great. 1870 01:24:31.680 --> 01:24:35.359 They chef, they chefed up her designed this, man, I 1871 01:24:35.359 --> 01:24:37.880 will look at it. We're talking about maybe rainbow my 1872 01:24:38.000 --> 01:24:42.680 thing because I like that proportion. Morgan is going to 1873 01:24:42.680 --> 01:24:44.800 consume my soul. That's the only problem. I'm still going 1874 01:24:44.880 --> 01:24:47.000 for it over like you suck you. 1875 01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:51.680 By oh yeah, sexual prime if you have a chance 1876 01:24:51.720 --> 01:24:53.000 to be able to get through that, and I don't 1877 01:24:53.000 --> 01:24:53.600 think any of us. 1878 01:24:53.560 --> 01:24:55.920 Are there anymore, so it's like we're just cooked. 1879 01:24:56.520 --> 01:24:59.439 You gotta be you gotta be in your bed shape 1880 01:24:59.439 --> 01:25:01.760 as holding as you were at fifteen to be able 1881 01:25:01.800 --> 01:25:06.279 to not die from Morgan. Fifteen fifteen was like pea 1882 01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:08.439 coiness where it was like fifteen dangerous fifteen. 1883 01:25:08.479 --> 01:25:11.039 I was completely ill experienced though I ain't nothing. I 1884 01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:14.239 was still I wasn't experienced, but I was. I was 1885 01:25:14.439 --> 01:25:16.359 beyond the bounds of horny. 1886 01:25:16.359 --> 01:25:17.800 I think I reached that point around twenty five. 1887 01:25:17.840 --> 01:25:20.479 I think I think that the ultra. I think it's 1888 01:25:20.680 --> 01:25:23.560 like I think, like say early twenties. To me, that 1889 01:25:23.680 --> 01:25:28.479 was when like prime manstreams coming in. I'm I also 1890 01:25:28.520 --> 01:25:31.039 have experience. I have. I wouldn't like imagine being like 1891 01:25:31.079 --> 01:25:33.119 sixteen years old. It would be the most embarrassed, like 1892 01:25:33.159 --> 01:25:35.439 I would be. I'm not ill. I'm not taking that. 1893 01:25:35.439 --> 01:25:36.439 I would be so pathetic. 1894 01:25:36.479 --> 01:25:39.199 I'm not taking the skill I'm taking the degree of horny, 1895 01:25:39.920 --> 01:25:43.119 like the point where you're so horny it's bothersome to you, you. 1896 01:25:43.119 --> 01:25:46.199 Know, I was. I was never that thrown off as 1897 01:25:46.239 --> 01:25:46.720 a teenager. 1898 01:25:46.720 --> 01:25:48.840 I wasn't either. I missed. I don't know what happened, 1899 01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:51.039 and I didn't experience like it actually hit me late. 1900 01:25:51.079 --> 01:25:52.319 I think it had me hit me in my mid 1901 01:25:52.359 --> 01:25:54.039 twenties because I realized that I didn't I didn't have 1902 01:25:54.039 --> 01:25:55.720 the time to do it, you know what I mean. 1903 01:25:55.800 --> 01:25:58.359 It felt like more of like a thing that was 1904 01:25:58.399 --> 01:26:02.319 out of my reach somehow, sixteen seven, too many responsibilities, 1905 01:26:02.359 --> 01:26:02.800 I see. 1906 01:26:02.880 --> 01:26:04.479 I was so frightenly horny it was crazy. 1907 01:26:04.479 --> 01:26:04.640 I was. 1908 01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:06.279 I was more horny than I was. There's a lot 1909 01:26:06.319 --> 01:26:08.560 of I think I think, I think that might be 1910 01:26:08.600 --> 01:26:10.319 a standard because I hear I hear it so often 1911 01:26:10.399 --> 01:26:12.359 I was. I didn't have that experience to when I 1912 01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:14.039 was like, oh the kid that was like coming in 1913 01:26:14.159 --> 01:26:16.319 socks and coming everywhere. That's crazy, you know what I mean. 1914 01:26:16.319 --> 01:26:20.239 But if if I, if I was, I was doing 1915 01:26:20.279 --> 01:26:20.520 a lot. 1916 01:26:20.560 --> 01:26:21.600 It was coming in a lot of things. 1917 01:26:21.920 --> 01:26:25.000 But he built a house out of socks, a. 1918 01:26:24.800 --> 01:26:28.520 Fucking strong house. It could take an over the bombardment 1919 01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:31.800 that's gingerbreads love the. 1920 01:26:31.720 --> 01:26:33.920 Idea, did you say a gerr bread house? 1921 01:26:34.760 --> 01:26:35.520 Your bread house ground? 1922 01:26:35.640 --> 01:26:35.720 Like? 1923 01:26:35.720 --> 01:26:39.399 The idea of the sock that could come in just 1924 01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:43.479 glue was crazy. Absolutely. 1925 01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:48.239 Have you seen when the people come in the socks 1926 01:26:48.279 --> 01:26:49.920 so much I can put them a stand straight up. 1927 01:26:50.000 --> 01:26:51.239 Yeah, that's what we're talking about. 1928 01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:53.800 That's what the idea of building a house A little lady. 1929 01:26:53.680 --> 01:26:55.039 I lived in a shoe type ship. But it's just 1930 01:26:55.039 --> 01:27:00.439 a fucking giant socks. It smells due probably probably probably will. 1931 01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:08.479 Just imagine imagine you think, like, okay, go ahead. So 1932 01:27:09.000 --> 01:27:12.319 I have a question right regarding ant man, if he's 1933 01:27:12.399 --> 01:27:16.399 really if he gets really big, right and then he 1934 01:27:16.399 --> 01:27:19.239 he jerks off and then he comes, but then he 1935 01:27:19.359 --> 01:27:22.199 like shrinks as it's falling. 1936 01:27:22.520 --> 01:27:24.000 Could he yeah? 1937 01:27:24.079 --> 01:27:28.199 Could he like could he theoretically be liked wanted suicide 1938 01:27:28.239 --> 01:27:30.159 by coming? Yeah, if you want to, if you want 1939 01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:32.159 to drown and to see if his own count Yeah, 1940 01:27:32.399 --> 01:27:34.399 I would theoretically absolutely could do it. 1941 01:27:34.439 --> 01:27:36.800 I think, just make my penis big sometimes. 1942 01:27:37.840 --> 01:27:41.119 Can he control the parts of him? Yeah, so we 1943 01:27:41.239 --> 01:27:45.079 could just have just a giant penis, but it would 1944 01:27:45.079 --> 01:27:46.960 be like it would be. 1945 01:27:46.840 --> 01:27:48.920 Proportionately like fucked though, I think. 1946 01:27:49.079 --> 01:27:51.520 But the thoutst thing you don't. You don't go full side, 1947 01:27:51.520 --> 01:27:53.720 you don't full send it. You gauge up a little bit, 1948 01:27:53.720 --> 01:27:58.000 like I'm gonna make my penis so like bigger relative 1949 01:27:58.039 --> 01:28:01.399 to percent, okay, so relative. So for me that would 1950 01:28:01.399 --> 01:28:03.119 be like three two inches. 1951 01:28:03.159 --> 01:28:04.880 I think it'd be like it'd. 1952 01:28:04.680 --> 01:28:05.039 Be like. 1953 01:28:08.560 --> 01:28:11.439 Let's go. Yeah, I mean I would do that. I 1954 01:28:11.439 --> 01:28:13.239 would if I had to play around it, if. 1955 01:28:13.119 --> 01:28:15.800 I had powers to manipulate anything, I would just do 1956 01:28:15.840 --> 01:28:16.800 a bunch of fun ships. 1957 01:28:16.800 --> 01:28:20.760 I would do tricks. I'll do a lot of clubs. 1958 01:28:20.760 --> 01:28:27.319 And what this reminds me reminds me of like a 1959 01:28:27.640 --> 01:28:28.520 I don't know, I should. 1960 01:28:28.319 --> 01:28:29.079 Say this on the show. 1961 01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:32.520 Yeah you should, you absolutely should. 1962 01:28:32.880 --> 01:28:36.039 I remember going through like like an old phone of 1963 01:28:36.079 --> 01:28:38.000 mine because I was just like trying to find, uh, 1964 01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:40.359 I don't know, just contacts to like put back into 1965 01:28:40.359 --> 01:28:41.880 my phone. I was going through like the photos and 1966 01:28:41.880 --> 01:28:43.800 I found like a ticic that I had taken for 1967 01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:45.760 like this girl that I was saying, and I saw 1968 01:28:45.760 --> 01:28:47.359 that I was I remember looking at it and being 1969 01:28:47.399 --> 01:28:52.680 like this is like a whimsical photo, Like it's kind 1970 01:28:52.720 --> 01:28:58.000 of like a good photo, Like it's pretty and there's 1971 01:28:58.039 --> 01:28:59.960 like a like there's like there's like wind, there's like 1972 01:29:00.119 --> 01:29:02.000 soft lighting coming through like the window. 1973 01:29:02.159 --> 01:29:02.800 It's pretty. 1974 01:29:02.840 --> 01:29:05.319 It's like a pretty like it's like I think I 1975 01:29:05.359 --> 01:29:08.279 just remembered it. It's just like that is so crazy. 1976 01:29:08.920 --> 01:29:11.399 I've never had that that's something like that could even. 1977 01:29:11.239 --> 01:29:12.560 Have an air of whimsy to it. 1978 01:29:12.640 --> 01:29:15.479 I've taken well shot, well shot pictures of my penis before. 1979 01:29:16.560 --> 01:29:18.840 I mean, I I remember when I first got my 1980 01:29:19.079 --> 01:29:21.000 d uh my nicon, the d F D five, So 1981 01:29:21.039 --> 01:29:25.720 it's like my first dslring actually actual photography, because photo 1982 01:29:25.840 --> 01:29:29.279 the amount of megapixels is fucking You took a picture 1983 01:29:29.279 --> 01:29:33.479 of your penis, of course, the only fucking person that's 1984 01:29:33.479 --> 01:29:35.199 done that with that kind of camera. 1985 01:29:35.239 --> 01:29:38.520 It feels a little silly, dude, I get it. 1986 01:29:38.399 --> 01:29:41.760 It's so professional, it's it's crazy. And then like the 1987 01:29:42.000 --> 01:29:45.600 ring light, there was one like went better. I had 1988 01:29:45.680 --> 01:29:46.760 studio lights because. 1989 01:29:46.560 --> 01:29:48.640 I was studio overhead lighting. 1990 01:29:48.720 --> 01:29:51.880 This is like twenty seventeen. That's so fucking the lights 1991 01:29:51.920 --> 01:29:53.920 are set up. People would compliment the funk out of 1992 01:29:53.960 --> 01:29:55.560 me because I would bounce the light off the walls 1993 01:29:55.600 --> 01:29:57.760 and it would be perfectly lit up. They don't compl 1994 01:29:58.000 --> 01:30:00.199 so your penis might have like a halo around. It 1995 01:30:00.479 --> 01:30:04.079 was basically well lit. I'm talking like, what was it 1996 01:30:04.079 --> 01:30:06.640 the pictures like forty eight megapixels do or something like that. 1997 01:30:06.560 --> 01:30:09.079 So you know what I'm talking man for I saw 1998 01:30:09.079 --> 01:30:10.640 it and it cracked me up because I was like, 1999 01:30:10.760 --> 01:30:13.319 why why is this? Why is this as good as it? 2000 01:30:13.520 --> 01:30:14.000 And it doesn't. 2001 01:30:14.039 --> 01:30:15.520 I can't share it. I can't do anything there. 2002 01:30:15.560 --> 01:30:16.479 You can chore some people. 2003 01:30:16.920 --> 01:30:20.079 Yeah, I'll sell it. 2004 01:30:20.560 --> 01:30:21.000 You shouldn't. 2005 01:30:21.039 --> 01:30:23.319 Pictures of my penis where like I'm just like side 2006 01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:25.720 on it, so it's my penis in the frame and 2007 01:30:25.760 --> 01:30:26.600 it's off to the side. 2008 01:30:26.600 --> 01:30:30.760 It's like, you know that's see, that's that's the immediately 2009 01:30:30.800 --> 01:30:34.039 that's not good, isn't that what that pro Jared? You never? Yeah, yeah, 2010 01:30:34.079 --> 01:30:34.800 you never. Never. 2011 01:30:34.800 --> 01:30:35.359 You don't do that. 2012 01:30:35.840 --> 01:30:39.880 Supposed to do that embarrassing unless you're unless you're like 2013 01:30:39.960 --> 01:30:41.920 if you can, if you can get the sports and 2014 01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:43.880 when you're doing a bunch of shots and you're like 2015 01:30:43.960 --> 01:30:46.600 about the bust, so then your faces in it, and 2016 01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:47.680 then you get like a bunch of. 2017 01:30:47.640 --> 01:30:53.079 Pictures and it's just the fountain. Now that's seven and 2018 01:30:53.079 --> 01:30:54.680 then it's blowing and then it has like the little 2019 01:30:54.720 --> 01:30:57.520 fucking after particles like how like for for me, I 2020 01:30:57.520 --> 01:31:00.279 have a stigmatism, so it's like that like a little. 2021 01:31:02.359 --> 01:31:03.920 And it's like, wow, that's a really good picture of 2022 01:31:03.920 --> 01:31:06.520 your penis. It's a great photograph of your peeniart. Yeah, 2023 01:31:06.760 --> 01:31:11.960 I have no it's this is a great I told 2024 01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:16.600 you so well. I think like if a gets leaked, 2025 01:31:17.600 --> 01:31:20.399 always us always use cool lighting so you can fix 2026 01:31:20.439 --> 01:31:23.239 it and post. I bet there's people that you know, 2027 01:31:23.279 --> 01:31:27.640 the oops accidentally leaked, got leaked somebody, how dare they 2028 01:31:27.680 --> 01:31:29.760 you know, like somebody who has like a really impressive 2029 01:31:29.760 --> 01:31:32.640 picture or something one that I was describing if that 2030 01:31:32.680 --> 01:31:36.399 got leaked, like I absolutely wouldn't be embarrassed. No, actually 2031 01:31:36.760 --> 01:31:39.960 super impressive. It's like, but I don't think I have 2032 01:31:40.000 --> 01:31:43.359 that picture anywhere because it's like kind of crazy. Just 2033 01:31:43.399 --> 01:31:45.640 have that storre from however many years ago. 2034 01:31:46.399 --> 01:31:49.319 It's not stored, so it is just like neglected and forgotten. 2035 01:31:50.319 --> 01:31:50.880 N't forgotten. 2036 01:31:51.199 --> 01:31:52.359 That's how I found it. I was like, you know, 2037 01:31:52.479 --> 01:31:55.920 this is hilarious, but this is it's in between, like 2038 01:31:55.920 --> 01:31:58.960 like a screenshot of like some fucking receipt. 2039 01:32:01.119 --> 01:32:03.720 Uh looking through I do like that I have an 2040 01:32:03.760 --> 01:32:06.279 old hard drive that happened. Yeah, but that that also 2041 01:32:06.399 --> 01:32:08.920 that was like a because of Oh there was an 2042 01:32:08.920 --> 01:32:11.079 old photo that I just didn't even know was on there. 2043 01:32:11.359 --> 01:32:11.760 A girl. 2044 01:32:11.920 --> 01:32:13.920 Uh oh yeah, it was just like a girl that 2045 01:32:13.960 --> 01:32:16.119 I'm talking about. I was like eighteen, nineteen years old. 2046 01:32:16.520 --> 01:32:19.640 This is how old the fucking nude was. And this 2047 01:32:19.760 --> 01:32:21.960 I got this hard drive I still work surprisingly from 2048 01:32:22.000 --> 01:32:24.920 two thousand and four, and uh me and joj I 2049 01:32:24.960 --> 01:32:27.920 transferred everything over to my my terrorbi hard drive and 2050 01:32:27.960 --> 01:32:29.960 we're just looking at a bunch of old pictures from 2051 01:32:30.039 --> 01:32:33.159 those days. And I completely had no idea that picture 2052 01:32:33.279 --> 01:32:35.359 was on there. And I was like, oops, like this 2053 01:32:35.479 --> 01:32:41.000 fucking chick. She's like, uh, fucking Nigerian Indian chick, you know, 2054 01:32:41.159 --> 01:32:44.159 just just there and I'm like and I was like, oops. 2055 01:32:44.239 --> 01:32:47.439 The wild combination, wild combination, very pretty chick. 2056 01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:50.039 One of the worst people I've ever met as far 2057 01:32:50.079 --> 01:32:53.239 as because they're she you don't want to stereotype, but 2058 01:32:53.239 --> 01:32:56.560 she was from a rich family. A fucking It was 2059 01:32:56.600 --> 01:32:59.880 weird because I thought she was humble. Her parents, you know, 2060 01:33:00.079 --> 01:33:02.399 to be so humble, I think, really that's what it was. 2061 01:33:02.960 --> 01:33:07.039 It was deceitful where she like even her parents kind 2062 01:33:07.039 --> 01:33:08.600 of like we're not just going to give you everything. 2063 01:33:08.640 --> 01:33:10.960 So they gave her like a regular car, like they 2064 01:33:11.000 --> 01:33:13.960 were kind of like trying to teach her. It wasn't 2065 01:33:14.039 --> 01:33:15.560 it wasn't. You know, you can't. 2066 01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:19.960 You have to like intentionally live, you intend. If you're 2067 01:33:19.960 --> 01:33:22.279 that rich and you want to instill that that nature 2068 01:33:22.279 --> 01:33:25.760 into your kid, you you have to actively like sacrifice 2069 01:33:26.079 --> 01:33:29.199 ship yourself. You can't live in a nice place, dude, 2070 01:33:29.239 --> 01:33:29.640 I think. 2071 01:33:29.479 --> 01:33:30.800 I think you can do it, but you have to. 2072 01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:37.279 You have to understand, like, hey, it's never anybody stay 2073 01:33:37.319 --> 01:33:40.199 out there. Like family members who are from like poor nature, 2074 01:33:40.199 --> 01:33:41.199 it would have to be something like that. 2075 01:33:41.359 --> 01:33:43.520 You have to like have them because I grew up 2076 01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:45.720 with money and I did not grow up with that 2077 01:33:45.800 --> 01:33:47.000 like entitled mentality. 2078 01:33:47.199 --> 01:33:49.000 Well you didn't grow. You didn't grow, but with the 2079 01:33:49.000 --> 01:33:51.079 type of look at let's put it this way. There's 2080 01:33:51.079 --> 01:33:53.239 a house that we all like, if you're from my area, 2081 01:33:53.640 --> 01:33:56.000 there's a house on Florton Road. It harbor turns into 2082 01:33:56.000 --> 01:33:58.920 Florton Road if you're going north, like say, if you're 2083 01:33:58.960 --> 01:34:02.560 about to hit saye height, sorry rolling heights or something 2084 01:34:02.600 --> 01:34:05.560 you're going that way, say it's the world we take 2085 01:34:05.560 --> 01:34:10.399 to get to a Frankinson. So everybody from my area understands. 2086 01:34:10.399 --> 01:34:13.520 There's this massive house on Fulton Road on the right 2087 01:34:13.640 --> 01:34:15.920 that we just all like, just all look at that mansion. 2088 01:34:16.319 --> 01:34:19.000 That's where she lived. She and I couldn't fucking believe 2089 01:34:19.000 --> 01:34:20.960 it because we've all just seen this house like through 2090 01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:23.800 our lives. Yeah, and then I start dating this girl 2091 01:34:23.840 --> 01:34:26.800 like eighteen nineteen whatever it was, and then I'm like, bitch, 2092 01:34:26.840 --> 01:34:29.079 you live here. Then I went to I went to 2093 01:34:29.159 --> 01:34:32.960 uh I was it a Thanksgiving and I felt underdressed, 2094 01:34:33.199 --> 01:34:34.760 even though I was wearing like jeans and a nice 2095 01:34:34.840 --> 01:34:37.319 kind of shirt whatever. And then I told them that 2096 01:34:37.399 --> 01:34:39.720 I wasn't. I was taking a break from school, like 2097 01:34:39.760 --> 01:34:41.560 I'm still thinking if I'm going to go to universe 2098 01:34:41.640 --> 01:34:43.520 or school or not or whatever, because I just graduated 2099 01:34:43.560 --> 01:34:46.479 high school. And her parents are immediately just like you know, 2100 01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:49.560 they're happy. The happy Nigerian dad was immediately like disgusted 2101 01:34:49.560 --> 01:34:52.920 in me. The mom was disgusted with the fanciest food. 2102 01:34:53.119 --> 01:34:55.239 There was a beredding on a fish that I've never 2103 01:34:55.279 --> 01:34:57.439 seen before. I don't even know what it was seen 2104 01:34:57.640 --> 01:35:02.279 sence No, no, I don't know what the recipe was amazing. Yeah, 2105 01:35:02.359 --> 01:35:04.960 they were so rich and I was just like I 2106 01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:07.439 don't belong here. And then of course when we got 2107 01:35:07.439 --> 01:35:08.520 into an argument for. 2108 01:35:09.079 --> 01:35:11.920 It's probably like the poor people pariasis scams or something 2109 01:35:11.960 --> 01:35:13.279 it could have it was. 2110 01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:18.640 Definitely sacrificed UH servants or something. It's a delicacy. I 2111 01:35:18.640 --> 01:35:20.199 remember we got into an argument. This is how we 2112 01:35:20.319 --> 01:35:23.439 like broke up because my my buddy had a penicitis 2113 01:35:23.640 --> 01:35:26.479 and I was going to visit him, and on the 2114 01:35:26.520 --> 01:35:29.000 way there, somehow we got into an argument and I 2115 01:35:29.079 --> 01:35:31.399 heard her mom in the background calling me all these 2116 01:35:31.479 --> 01:35:34.039 names and saying I'm poor and all this ship and 2117 01:35:34.039 --> 01:35:36.960 I was like, this is insane. I never like experienced 2118 01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:40.000 anything like that before. Wild. I was like, oh, like 2119 01:35:40.319 --> 01:35:42.560 tell me how you really feel about me? Yeah? Crazy? 2120 01:35:43.000 --> 01:35:45.039 And I wasn't even that poor. I was just normal, 2121 01:35:45.159 --> 01:35:48.560 you know. I I think out of the people, like 2122 01:35:48.920 --> 01:35:52.000 family is not poor. They're not. I wouldn't say they're rich. 2123 01:35:52.520 --> 01:35:57.479 I would say they're definitely like they're like family. My 2124 01:35:57.520 --> 01:36:01.199 family was liked upper middle class. I would say that Lily's. 2125 01:36:00.800 --> 01:36:03.800 Family, I would say it's probably like technically in a 2126 01:36:03.800 --> 01:36:06.000 real world now they're middle class. But they were like 2127 01:36:06.039 --> 01:36:07.840 when I was going to be like upper middle class people, 2128 01:36:07.840 --> 01:36:10.079 I guess for the most partly not that because you 2129 01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:12.079 tell me about all the gifts that you guys know there, 2130 01:36:12.119 --> 01:36:13.880 I think I think they have money, but I think 2131 01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:16.760 it's the idea. I think it's relative to the times, 2132 01:36:16.760 --> 01:36:19.399 you know, because they don't have a huge home, they 2133 01:36:19.399 --> 01:36:21.239 don't have like just choice. 2134 01:36:22.520 --> 01:36:24.439 But with the type of money that they throw around, 2135 01:36:24.520 --> 01:36:27.159 I'm like, you can't be I wouldn't say people don't 2136 01:36:27.159 --> 01:36:28.520 have that type of money to give them. 2137 01:36:28.680 --> 01:36:30.800 They're not like billionaires, but they're rich. 2138 01:36:31.159 --> 01:36:34.079 I don't think they're rich, but I think rich. So 2139 01:36:34.159 --> 01:36:37.680 my my family is middle class, right, My family's at 2140 01:36:37.760 --> 01:36:39.560 no point would they ever be able to afford to 2141 01:36:39.600 --> 01:36:42.880 give somebody a three thousand dollars fucking graphics card or 2142 01:36:42.880 --> 01:36:45.640 some ship or whatever like that, at no point. 2143 01:36:46.479 --> 01:36:48.279 But I understand what you mean. But just like even 2144 01:36:48.880 --> 01:36:49.279 like that. 2145 01:36:49.359 --> 01:36:52.159 Hundreds of dollars of like a gift worth hundreds of dollars, 2146 01:36:52.520 --> 01:36:55.920 like that's my mom would be like, oh, here's a 2147 01:36:55.960 --> 01:36:58.079 console for you guys, like for the for my brother 2148 01:36:58.159 --> 01:36:59.840 and I And that was for her, you know, save 2149 01:37:00.680 --> 01:37:03.039 because that's a lot of money to spend, right, like 2150 01:37:03.279 --> 01:37:06.279 buying the saying or the PlayStation two or whatever. 2151 01:37:06.279 --> 01:37:08.520 They. I think the father is very well off. He's 2152 01:37:08.560 --> 01:37:10.079 also work for his company for a long time, and 2153 01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:11.920 he invests in stock and shit like that. So I 2154 01:37:11.920 --> 01:37:15.039 think he definitely what is ring member, that's what it 2155 01:37:15.119 --> 01:37:19.479 is that he makes his marry drugs, has a tattoos. 2156 01:37:19.479 --> 01:37:21.319 I saw his tattoos on his hands, on his hand. 2157 01:37:21.560 --> 01:37:23.520 What do you like? What do you use me? What 2158 01:37:23.560 --> 01:37:25.640 do you think rich? Where does rich begin for you? 2159 01:37:25.720 --> 01:37:27.760 I think when you're pulling in like good question easily, 2160 01:37:27.800 --> 01:37:29.880 like five thousand a year, that's when you're like rich, 2161 01:37:30.239 --> 01:37:32.840 you know you like that's why that's when I considered 2162 01:37:32.880 --> 01:37:34.439 you are rich, Like that is a rich person. You're 2163 01:37:34.439 --> 01:37:35.359 pulling in five hundred. 2164 01:37:35.359 --> 01:37:38.159 Only, So if you pulling four hundred fifty thousand dollars, 2165 01:37:38.199 --> 01:37:38.680 you're not rich. 2166 01:37:38.760 --> 01:37:40.960 I think you're very well off. I think I think 2167 01:37:40.960 --> 01:37:41.399 you're rich. 2168 01:37:42.079 --> 01:37:45.119 Look, that's like two extreme Like it's like a family 2169 01:37:45.159 --> 01:37:48.720 that makes two hundred thousands, fifty thousand years like each 2170 01:37:48.760 --> 01:37:50.279 of them and then they get together like they have 2171 01:37:50.399 --> 01:37:53.359 their fucking good Yes, if you're making that a year, 2172 01:37:53.800 --> 01:37:55.319 because I think because I think, like a man, you 2173 01:37:55.319 --> 01:37:57.079 worked for twenty fucking years. I don't know, I don't 2174 01:37:57.119 --> 01:37:58.600 see I don't know much. 2175 01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:00.640 Our dad makes what he makes of money, like he 2176 01:38:00.680 --> 01:38:03.760 makes he makes more than Lilli and I combined, And 2177 01:38:03.800 --> 01:38:06.279 I would hope so and together we make. 2178 01:38:06.199 --> 01:38:08.079 Pretty good money combined as well. Well. 2179 01:38:08.159 --> 01:38:11.720 Sure, yeah, so I would say, like I would say, 2180 01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:13.000 he definitely makes more than we do. 2181 01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:16.119 Yeah, but look and also to your to your argument, 2182 01:38:16.199 --> 01:38:18.840 you guys live in a very humble apartment, even though 2183 01:38:18.880 --> 01:38:22.199 you guys can live wherever the fuck you want. So 2184 01:38:22.239 --> 01:38:26.239 it's like, you know it definitely the house that Lily's 2185 01:38:26.279 --> 01:38:28.600 dad's house is very deceitful. You know, it's a very 2186 01:38:28.640 --> 01:38:32.399 appropriate house for a for an MS thirteen drug lord. 2187 01:38:32.680 --> 01:38:35.039 True, yeah, you would have. Don't don't say that. 2188 01:38:35.239 --> 01:38:38.840 Please don't say that your nineteen year old girlfriend has 2189 01:38:39.119 --> 01:38:41.479 a drug dealer died thirteen. 2190 01:38:41.680 --> 01:38:45.039 I think most things are funny. This is not funny. 2191 01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:46.560 I don't think it's funny either. 2192 01:38:46.600 --> 01:38:48.960 I'm just saying this is not a laughing matter. Say, yeah, 2193 01:38:49.119 --> 01:38:50.880 we're meaning to start talking about this. 2194 01:38:50.960 --> 01:38:52.960 Yeah, we we have an intervention about your nineteen year 2195 01:38:52.960 --> 01:38:56.279 old people that look like people that look like him 2196 01:38:56.279 --> 01:38:57.880 were getting picked up and shipped out. 2197 01:38:58.239 --> 01:39:01.319 It's actually not funny. I don't like it. It's I'm sorry. 2198 01:39:01.319 --> 01:39:03.800 I'm sorry, Kingston. We don't think it's funny. We don't 2199 01:39:03.800 --> 01:39:06.079 think it's funny either. Like, I had a conversation with 2200 01:39:06.079 --> 01:39:07.359 Don Trump the other day because he was like, he 2201 01:39:07.399 --> 01:39:10.000 called me up. He's like, hey, man, you're you're you're 2202 01:39:10.039 --> 01:39:12.359 slacking a little bit on the on the on the podcast. 2203 01:39:12.359 --> 01:39:14.000 You're not answering enough questions. And I'm like, I'm sorry, 2204 01:39:14.039 --> 01:39:16.159 I'm sorry, mister president. And he said, by the way, 2205 01:39:16.439 --> 01:39:21.119 I'm a little worried about Kingston's nineteen year old girlfriend 2206 01:39:21.199 --> 01:39:24.079 and his MS thirteen uh, father in law or whatever. 2207 01:39:25.000 --> 01:39:28.039 I think I'm gonna have to do something about this. 2208 01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:30.079 And so I'm just warning. 2209 01:39:29.760 --> 01:39:32.119 You if he's worried directly about me, that's insane. 2210 01:39:32.399 --> 01:39:34.079 Yeah, I just say, yeah. 2211 01:39:33.920 --> 01:39:35.800 You have you have knuckle, you have MS thirteen ten. 2212 01:39:35.720 --> 01:39:39.159 Oh yeah, says it, says MS thirteen twice on of 2213 01:39:39.199 --> 01:39:45.800 my knuckles thirteen thirteen. He says, black purs MS thirteen 2214 01:39:45.840 --> 01:39:52.520 forever Ever, says MS thirteen, MS thirteen forever Ever. 2215 01:39:53.279 --> 01:39:53.960 It's crazy. 2216 01:39:54.159 --> 01:39:55.880 And then immediately right now'm just. 2217 01:39:58.199 --> 01:40:05.159 Somebody grabs you you and drags you like just they 2218 01:40:05.359 --> 01:40:07.239 just because it's one of those vaudeville hooks, but it's 2219 01:40:07.239 --> 01:40:09.439 got some beren to note that it's a Mexican holding it. 2220 01:40:11.039 --> 01:40:13.880 That's crazy. And immediately they just put me on a 2221 01:40:13.920 --> 01:40:16.199 fucking fighter jet Tail Salvador. They don't even want to wait. 2222 01:40:16.199 --> 01:40:17.760 They don't want to put me on a regular plane 2223 01:40:18.520 --> 01:40:21.520 jet that gets there in like twenty minutes or speed. 2224 01:40:23.520 --> 01:40:25.199 They put you on one of those stealth bombers they 2225 01:40:25.239 --> 01:40:27.840 put yeah, yeah, yeah, you just don't know you're why 2226 01:40:27.920 --> 01:40:29.000 you're dying? Why is it? 2227 01:40:29.239 --> 01:40:31.520 Remember those from like the two thousands, The stealth planes 2228 01:40:31.640 --> 01:40:34.000 look inane, looked like how does that fly with? 2229 01:40:34.239 --> 01:40:36.039 Like? Yeah, they didn't look like spacecrafts. 2230 01:40:36.560 --> 01:40:38.800 It looks like actual alien tech like what you would 2231 01:40:38.800 --> 01:40:41.279 imagine are still around. They stop using them. I've seen them. 2232 01:40:41.319 --> 01:40:43.920 I've seen them at least in the Air Force bace. 2233 01:40:43.760 --> 01:40:47.680 And seeing them, well they're not well the funk up? 2234 01:40:49.039 --> 01:40:51.279 Are you sure you've seen them? 2235 01:40:51.760 --> 01:40:51.840 All? 2236 01:40:51.960 --> 01:40:56.239 Right, let's see, Uh we're getting some pretty good we're doing. 2237 01:40:56.039 --> 01:41:02.119 Well, he's wrap it up, hold on gonna yeah, I 2238 01:41:02.199 --> 01:41:04.000 just I just want to have like a regular showver once. 2239 01:41:04.279 --> 01:41:06.479 Yeah yeah, well instead of three hours and fifty minutes. 2240 01:41:06.680 --> 01:41:08.960 Well you know what, let's know, it's do a couple more, Yeah, 2241 01:41:09.159 --> 01:41:11.960 Calin more already. Wow, he writes in again, damn, dude, 2242 01:41:12.000 --> 01:41:14.560 I love you calling. Yeah, Coll's on a roll, man, 2243 01:41:15.720 --> 01:41:17.840 what's up? Funny, funniest and least funny? 2244 01:41:18.039 --> 01:41:18.399 Geez? 2245 01:41:18.600 --> 01:41:19.000 I guess I. 2246 01:41:18.920 --> 01:41:20.039 Would I like that. 2247 01:41:20.000 --> 01:41:22.159 I guess that has to theoretically be true on some level. 2248 01:41:22.319 --> 01:41:24.760 Yeah, so actually I like that in Uh, I wonder 2249 01:41:24.760 --> 01:41:25.359 what the audience? 2250 01:41:25.560 --> 01:41:25.720 Yeah? 2251 01:41:25.800 --> 01:41:29.399 Yeah, like what would everybody puts your own classify it? 2252 01:41:29.399 --> 01:41:33.800 And I don't need to know that, but I'm fine 2253 01:41:33.800 --> 01:41:37.720 with that because fine, even if I was the least 2254 01:41:37.720 --> 01:41:42.800 funny to all of them, I mean it is. I 2255 01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:45.159 know I'm the funniest person ever. You don't gotta tell me. 2256 01:41:45.520 --> 01:41:48.800 I'm so fucking hilarious, dude, all right, ship, I know. 2257 01:41:49.560 --> 01:41:52.840 So, he says, I wanted to win your conversation funniest 2258 01:41:53.000 --> 01:41:54.720 you got you gotta do, you got all the crowns. 2259 01:41:54.880 --> 01:41:55.560 Go ahead? Sorry? 2260 01:41:55.720 --> 01:41:59.399 Oh wow, So Colin right said, uh, I wanted to 2261 01:41:59.399 --> 01:42:01.279 weigh in on your car versation in episode one sixty 2262 01:42:01.279 --> 01:42:02.199 three about terrorism. 2263 01:42:02.279 --> 01:42:04.159 I gotta be honest with you. What episode are we 2264 01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:07.920 on right now? Three? This is three twenty one? Did 2265 01:42:07.920 --> 01:42:12.760 you just say one sixty nine? One sixty three blood. 2266 01:42:12.800 --> 01:42:15.640 We are probably different people from that person that they so, yeah, 2267 01:42:15.720 --> 01:42:18.720 so what the fuck did I say? I'd love to 2268 01:42:18.720 --> 01:42:19.000 hear them. 2269 01:42:19.640 --> 01:42:21.640 Yeah, I mean, we'll see. I want to make it 2270 01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:24.439 clear that there is such a thing as ethical terrorism, 2271 01:42:25.079 --> 01:42:27.680 like the rebels in Star Wars, A real life example 2272 01:42:27.720 --> 01:42:30.079 would be putting estrot into the water supply of American 2273 01:42:30.159 --> 01:42:33.399 Nazi Party to force feminize them. If you could commit 2274 01:42:33.439 --> 01:42:36.039 ethical terrorism against someone, who would you target and what 2275 01:42:36.079 --> 01:42:38.439 would you do? Here's the thing question from Colin Moriar. 2276 01:42:38.800 --> 01:42:43.600 Thank you, Colin, actually thank almost relevant today. It's insane. Yeah, 2277 01:42:44.039 --> 01:42:46.840 And here's the thing. Every once in a while, like 2278 01:42:46.960 --> 01:42:50.479 I actually so, I checked my Facebook memories all the 2279 01:42:50.479 --> 01:42:52.439 time just to see what the fuck I posted of 2280 01:42:52.439 --> 01:42:54.399 curiosity is. And so this one I posted a God 2281 01:42:54.439 --> 01:42:56.199 of War stream where I was fighting Sigmund or whatever 2282 01:42:57.520 --> 01:43:00.920 while streaming, and somebody asked me a question and the 2283 01:43:00.960 --> 01:43:03.479 way that I answered I must not have really been 2284 01:43:03.479 --> 01:43:06.880 paying attention because I answered so poorly. Yeah, I was like, 2285 01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:08.800 this is not like even at that time, I couldn't 2286 01:43:08.800 --> 01:43:11.960 have believed this. And so if we're talking about like say, say, 2287 01:43:11.960 --> 01:43:14.319 if we talk about terrorism, and this guy says, there's 2288 01:43:14.319 --> 01:43:18.159 such a thing ethical terrorism. I'm like, yeah, well the 2289 01:43:18.239 --> 01:43:20.399 thing that I'm like, well, yeah, first of all, yes, 2290 01:43:20.960 --> 01:43:21.880 the second of all. 2291 01:43:21.800 --> 01:43:23.760 Like it's a very eye of the beholder kind of situation. 2292 01:43:23.840 --> 01:43:28.159 Rights, I think resistance. We'll see. But see that's the 2293 01:43:28.199 --> 01:43:30.119 whole thing about the idea of terrorist. Look, I think 2294 01:43:30.119 --> 01:43:32.319 about there's a lot of what why said this is 2295 01:43:32.359 --> 01:43:36.520 so relevant right now because when people I don't know 2296 01:43:36.560 --> 01:43:38.640 where so I made a couple of videos talking about 2297 01:43:38.720 --> 01:43:40.960 Ethan and all that shit, and I dubs and the 2298 01:43:40.960 --> 01:43:43.600 whole situation. I don't know where the fuck these things 2299 01:43:43.640 --> 01:43:46.680 were posted or streamed or whatever, but I had a 2300 01:43:46.720 --> 01:43:49.159 handful of YouTubers like big ones come out and say like, hey, 2301 01:43:49.479 --> 01:43:53.000 like good job and this. It was actually like ninety 2302 01:43:53.119 --> 01:43:54.960 nine percent positivity. 2303 01:43:54.439 --> 01:43:57.600 Your second video talking about all the docsing and shit. 2304 01:43:57.680 --> 01:44:01.920 It's like just straight up true like that, like your 2305 01:44:02.000 --> 01:44:04.079 perspective of your opinions on it are one thing that 2306 01:44:04.079 --> 01:44:06.399 people could agree with this want to Yeah, but I 2307 01:44:06.439 --> 01:44:09.840 think straight up you showing the information, but doctors like Na's, well, 2308 01:44:09.880 --> 01:44:10.199 this is. 2309 01:44:10.159 --> 01:44:13.199 Just what's happening. That's just real. Yeah. It was the 2310 01:44:13.239 --> 01:44:15.000 broader Yeah, the broader point of that video was just 2311 01:44:15.000 --> 01:44:16.720 to show like, Hey, this guy's wilding out, and I'm 2312 01:44:16.760 --> 01:44:19.399 seeing a bunch of people in the commentary community excusing 2313 01:44:19.399 --> 01:44:21.600 the behavior because they hate Hassan so much, and I 2314 01:44:21.600 --> 01:44:23.880 think that's retarded, right, Like you can you can hate 2315 01:44:23.920 --> 01:44:25.840 Hassan and also be like this is fucking crazy. I'm 2316 01:44:25.840 --> 01:44:28.680 not gonna offend you anyway. But like the whole the 2317 01:44:28.840 --> 01:44:31.880 idea of is that like, because of some of that 2318 01:44:31.880 --> 01:44:34.079 stuff that I made, some people are like, oh, Derek 2319 01:44:34.199 --> 01:44:38.039 is defending terrorism, uh via Hassan or something, because the 2320 01:44:38.239 --> 01:44:41.520 Hassan defends terrorism and the idea is talking to these 2321 01:44:41.560 --> 01:44:44.119 people this pointless right, because they're not into like geopolitics 2322 01:44:44.239 --> 01:44:46.920 or about anything like that. But when we talk about 2323 01:44:46.960 --> 01:44:49.319 terrorism right now, this is I like the subject because 2324 01:44:49.880 --> 01:44:51.760 if you want to like upset those guys, you can 2325 01:44:51.800 --> 01:44:54.199 just say like, hey, you guys people in the West, 2326 01:44:54.399 --> 01:44:56.680 you appreciate the founding fathers, right, but like they are 2327 01:44:56.920 --> 01:45:00.560 literally terrorists, yeah, like literally A lot of those people 2328 01:45:00.560 --> 01:45:02.800 would try to push back because their idea of terrorism 2329 01:45:02.880 --> 01:45:05.479 is like spooky brown people, the brown people wearing black 2330 01:45:05.520 --> 01:45:07.720 and stuff and they have fucking guns and ship But 2331 01:45:07.800 --> 01:45:10.800 this like that that doesn't the definition is And if 2332 01:45:10.800 --> 01:45:12.439 you want to talk about good guy versus bad guy. 2333 01:45:12.840 --> 01:45:17.000 Who are the worst offenders, like the American imperialism, like 2334 01:45:17.000 --> 01:45:19.199 some of the biggest in the British Empire, Like you 2335 01:45:19.239 --> 01:45:21.520 think about the worst terrorists in history. 2336 01:45:21.720 --> 01:45:24.479 No, those are cool white people that are founding things, right, and. 2337 01:45:24.399 --> 01:45:25.279 So that's cool. 2338 01:45:27.960 --> 01:45:29.920 Blankets and ship Well, it's. 2339 01:45:29.800 --> 01:45:32.239 So annoying that I'm like, I hate that that's what 2340 01:45:32.399 --> 01:45:34.720 terrorism has been deduced to. And people are right when 2341 01:45:34.720 --> 01:45:38.960 you say this didn't happen until fairly recently, especially modern 2342 01:45:39.079 --> 01:45:41.800 day after nine to eleven. So now nine to eleven 2343 01:45:41.920 --> 01:45:45.279 terrorism means spooky brown people in the Middle East. Before 2344 01:45:45.359 --> 01:45:48.520 it was a little bit broader, like it covered it 2345 01:45:50.640 --> 01:45:52.920 covered different insurgencies. 2346 01:45:53.720 --> 01:45:57.119 Yeah, now it's like kind of it's like it's gentrified 2347 01:45:57.159 --> 01:45:58.399 in a way. 2348 01:45:58.399 --> 01:46:02.279 Now it's broad and really it's like, oh, Hispanic man 2349 01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:03.760 that came here. 2350 01:46:03.720 --> 01:46:06.319 Well, no, he's a gang member. He's a gang member. Yeah, 2351 01:46:06.319 --> 01:46:08.159 they're not calling him terry. Well, they are saying they're 2352 01:46:08.199 --> 01:46:10.920 committing domestic I don't know, they're just the use they 2353 01:46:11.039 --> 01:46:12.720 use it in the way. But but we understand that 2354 01:46:12.720 --> 01:46:13.039 same thing. 2355 01:46:13.319 --> 01:46:16.119 So I could commit ethical terrorism in a group of people. 2356 01:46:16.119 --> 01:46:17.760 I think the Native Americans have had a good too 2357 01:46:17.800 --> 01:46:18.800 good for too long. 2358 01:46:19.039 --> 01:46:22.479 Right, I'm listening. 2359 01:46:22.960 --> 01:46:25.399 Yeah, yeah, I was cooking right now. 2360 01:46:26.079 --> 01:46:28.359 Grandma recently and I was like, oh man, you look 2361 01:46:28.640 --> 01:46:29.239 just like them. 2362 01:46:29.720 --> 01:46:35.680 What do you mean your grandma? Yeah, you know what's crazy? 2363 01:46:35.680 --> 01:46:36.319 To show you? 2364 01:46:36.199 --> 01:46:38.079 You know what's crazy crazy. I don't want to see this. 2365 01:46:38.119 --> 01:46:42.880 I want to see it just the one person I love. 2366 01:46:43.600 --> 01:46:47.760 Do you remember so when we went to Disney, Yeah, 2367 01:46:47.960 --> 01:46:50.840 we were. We saw these like cigar store indians kind 2368 01:46:50.840 --> 01:46:53.359 of like, yes, he just kind of sitting there. 2369 01:46:55.039 --> 01:46:56.079 That's her, that's your grandmother. 2370 01:46:56.159 --> 01:47:00.920 Yeah, I mean I guess she's clearly Yeah, she's clearly 2371 01:47:00.920 --> 01:47:03.000 half don't docs her? 2372 01:47:03.079 --> 01:47:06.680 What are you doing? Is she seek? 2373 01:47:07.000 --> 01:47:07.279 Huh? 2374 01:47:07.439 --> 01:47:10.239 No, she says she wears a rat okay, because our 2375 01:47:10.239 --> 01:47:13.119 hair is thinning like long. 2376 01:47:13.279 --> 01:47:16.279 So it's just like practically practical using religious It looks 2377 01:47:16.680 --> 01:47:19.119 religious items for practical reasons. It's very funny. 2378 01:47:19.319 --> 01:47:21.079 I think it's I think Caribbean. I think like I 2379 01:47:21.079 --> 01:47:23.000 think people say, like a. 2380 01:47:22.960 --> 01:47:25.800 Creole type of raping like that too. 2381 01:47:25.880 --> 01:47:28.600 I mean I used to use my my Jesus my, 2382 01:47:29.680 --> 01:47:32.359 what do you call it? No, it's not a rosary 2383 01:47:32.359 --> 01:47:34.840 because the rosary is specific. It's the beads and it's 2384 01:47:34.840 --> 01:47:36.000 like ceramic or something. 2385 01:47:37.079 --> 01:47:37.640 What are you saying? 2386 01:47:37.640 --> 01:47:39.920 It's like a crud Is it crucifix. 2387 01:47:39.760 --> 01:47:41.000 People do call you crucifixion. 2388 01:47:41.079 --> 01:47:43.880 Yeah, that's a cruci necklace. Jesus Peace, I talked. I've 2389 01:47:43.880 --> 01:47:46.439 talked about this before, but like the Jesus piece, and 2390 01:47:46.479 --> 01:47:48.800 he was like he was only connected at the the 2391 01:47:49.880 --> 01:47:53.359 center of his body, and the connecting points of his 2392 01:47:53.399 --> 01:47:54.920 hands and feeted wore down so I could spin it. 2393 01:47:55.920 --> 01:47:59.039 I would like spin him to make decisions. So this 2394 01:47:59.079 --> 01:48:00.920 is real. I did this Catholic school. 2395 01:48:01.479 --> 01:48:02.760 What year was this? 2396 01:48:02.760 --> 01:48:04.800 This must have been if I'm remembering it correctly. This 2397 01:48:04.840 --> 01:48:09.319 is definitely before I moved to h Upstates two thousand 2398 01:48:09.319 --> 01:48:11.840 and five. Yeah, so I was like I. 2399 01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:15.439 Was just predated, like the huge era two thousand and five, 2400 01:48:15.439 --> 01:48:20.000 two thousand and six where spinner everything spinner rims earlier 2401 01:48:20.000 --> 01:48:20.960 than that. But I could be wrong. 2402 01:48:21.399 --> 01:48:24.600 My perception of time is exploded. 2403 01:48:24.039 --> 01:48:27.439 In my really fucked myer was two thousand and six 2404 01:48:27.520 --> 01:48:31.079 high school exploded pre that post that, and uh so 2405 01:48:31.119 --> 01:48:33.760 there was that little mid two thousands, a little bit 2406 01:48:33.800 --> 01:48:35.840 to the two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight, 2407 01:48:35.880 --> 01:48:36.239 then it died. 2408 01:48:36.479 --> 01:48:38.119 Dude, I like I look back at like the two 2409 01:48:38.119 --> 01:48:40.920 thousands and like, I feel like so much happened, and 2410 01:48:40.960 --> 01:48:41.319 I don't know. 2411 01:48:41.520 --> 01:48:43.399 I don't know where I was for some of it. 2412 01:48:43.520 --> 01:48:46.920 I'm like, you were a child enjoying childhood. 2413 01:48:47.119 --> 01:48:49.479 I'm watching Billy and Mandy, and then like all of 2414 01:48:49.520 --> 01:48:54.359 a sudden, I'm in high school and I'm like, I don't. 2415 01:48:52.680 --> 01:48:54.720 Want an episode, and then you're in high school. 2416 01:48:55.000 --> 01:48:59.359 No, it's like that. It's like a scene in Click Yeah. Accidentally, 2417 01:48:59.439 --> 01:49:00.199 fact fast. 2418 01:49:00.880 --> 01:49:01.720 Old now. 2419 01:49:06.159 --> 01:49:06.359 Old. 2420 01:49:10.199 --> 01:49:11.840 He was really jacked. When he was younger. 2421 01:49:12.079 --> 01:49:14.399 He was yeah, it was super desed up, and now 2422 01:49:14.399 --> 01:49:15.279 he's like, now yeah. 2423 01:49:15.279 --> 01:49:16.479 Then he used to wear like heavy shirts and go 2424 01:49:16.520 --> 01:49:17.640 to the beach and then take it off and people 2425 01:49:17.680 --> 01:49:20.079 were like, oh ship, and he's like, I'm very funny. 2426 01:49:20.119 --> 01:49:21.520 I would chilling, I would chew. 2427 01:49:21.680 --> 01:49:21.920 Yeah. 2428 01:49:22.680 --> 01:49:25.039 Uh all right, well I don't give a fuck anymore. 2429 01:49:25.039 --> 01:49:29.079 Manh Yeah, he looks like a calmer, already running again. 2430 01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:32.640 He went to the SAG Awards where fucking jeans shorts, 2431 01:49:32.680 --> 01:49:34.760 and he's like, I'm gonna go play basketball outside. 2432 01:49:34.760 --> 01:49:36.159 I hope you guys have a good rest of your night. 2433 01:49:36.239 --> 01:49:40.359 I love hilarious with basketball. Or I thought there's a 2434 01:49:40.399 --> 01:49:43.079 lot of people that that makes sense. I know there's 2435 01:49:43.079 --> 01:49:44.239 a lot of people that once you get to a 2436 01:49:44.279 --> 01:49:45.079 certain level where. 2437 01:49:44.960 --> 01:49:46.920 You play in New York City though really in New 2438 01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:48.159 York City sports. 2439 01:49:47.760 --> 01:49:50.079 Sure, I think it's like a dissociative state though too 2440 01:49:50.520 --> 01:49:52.920 that I noticed that some celebrities do or even like 2441 01:49:52.960 --> 01:49:55.760 A I don't necessarily I know Hassan technically is like 2442 01:49:55.760 --> 01:49:58.239 a celebrity. But what we all went to that fucking 2443 01:49:58.359 --> 01:50:01.960 uh that thing, what's his name? Critical? We went to 2444 01:50:02.000 --> 01:50:05.920 critical sting, and then like that, he shows up and 2445 01:50:05.960 --> 01:50:08.720 immediately just starts playing basketball like not even like, oh, 2446 01:50:08.720 --> 01:50:10.600 I'm gonna go and enjoy like the thing. He's like 2447 01:50:11.039 --> 01:50:13.880 basketball court immediately just gonna play as match as Adam Sandler. 2448 01:50:13.960 --> 01:50:16.199 Thing to a point where I'm media like, I just 2449 01:50:16.199 --> 01:50:18.920 want to do this thing. And then and I feel 2450 01:50:18.920 --> 01:50:20.560 like it's at a certain point when you probably just 2451 01:50:20.600 --> 01:50:22.560 deal with so many people, You're like, I don't want 2452 01:50:22.560 --> 01:50:25.840 to deal with people anymore. I'm just gonna do sports stuff. 2453 01:50:26.239 --> 01:50:27.319 And I kind of like that I don't want to 2454 01:50:27.359 --> 01:50:29.239 do that, yea, even though I don't deal with that 2455 01:50:29.239 --> 01:50:29.880 many people. 2456 01:50:32.880 --> 01:50:36.319 In yet again, there's one question. It's very simple. It's 2457 01:50:36.560 --> 01:50:38.560 it's a how can this be? 2458 01:50:40.960 --> 01:50:45.039 Why? It's uh, it's interesting. There's a lot of layers 2459 01:50:45.039 --> 01:50:45.640 to that. Man. 2460 01:50:45.840 --> 01:50:49.159 Yeah, is that a bowl or a penis? 2461 01:50:49.960 --> 01:50:52.720 That's either a femur or a penis that Derek is drawn. 2462 01:50:53.199 --> 01:50:59.079 It's a femur, penis, a penis, a phoenis, Yeah, phoenis. 2463 01:50:59.359 --> 01:51:00.560 You've never seen it? All right? 2464 01:51:00.560 --> 01:51:02.319 I have an issue with this, right, what do you 2465 01:51:02.560 --> 01:51:04.560 I know that that's like something that Calm says a lot, 2466 01:51:04.600 --> 01:51:06.760 so like it's whatever, it's a little reference. Okay, But 2467 01:51:08.720 --> 01:51:13.079 I'm gonna read this not because not necessarily because I 2468 01:51:13.079 --> 01:51:16.760 want to answer the question, although we will. I want 2469 01:51:16.760 --> 01:51:20.039 to point something out here. One man versus one hundred 2470 01:51:20.119 --> 01:51:24.560 dedicated oompa loompas wrote in and he says, hey, guys, 2471 01:51:25.119 --> 01:51:31.359 real Colin Moriarty here. No, No, you can't do that. 2472 01:51:32.760 --> 01:51:36.159 You can't not commit to the name and then you 2473 01:51:36.199 --> 01:51:38.880 can't commit to half of the bit here. Yeah, either 2474 01:51:38.920 --> 01:51:41.359 your name is Colin Moriarty or it is not. This 2475 01:51:41.520 --> 01:51:43.880 is literally what we asked guys to do. We asked 2476 01:51:43.880 --> 01:51:46.039 you guys literally not to do this. Yeah, somebody said 2477 01:51:46.079 --> 01:51:48.039 mol and Coriarty, but we already read their questions, so 2478 01:51:48.159 --> 01:51:50.279 like it didn't matter, but like I'm not looking for that, all. 2479 01:51:50.239 --> 01:51:52.479 Right, Yeah, I don't want none of this. I don't 2480 01:51:52.479 --> 01:51:54.880 want none of this. Don't don't be ironic, don't do nothing. 2481 01:51:55.560 --> 01:51:59.279 We will find you and hurt you. Yeah, absolutely, Kickson 2482 01:51:59.319 --> 01:52:01.000 will do it. But like, well, we'll direct him you, 2483 01:52:01.079 --> 01:52:04.359 we'll support him. Yeah, will air lift him over to 2484 01:52:04.399 --> 01:52:08.159 your director, will drop him, drop him like a fucking uh, 2485 01:52:08.680 --> 01:52:10.960 like a reverse, like a reverse Fulton. 2486 01:52:12.800 --> 01:52:17.720 Put you in like fucking Nemesis or something stars Star 2487 01:52:17.800 --> 01:52:19.600 Wars calling. 2488 01:52:21.640 --> 01:52:24.279 I never understood that about that game. What like why 2489 01:52:24.319 --> 01:52:26.119 he's like such a big fan of that network. 2490 01:52:33.279 --> 01:52:38.039 God damn, this is the altar that was a final 2491 01:52:38.079 --> 01:52:52.760 form of dad jokes? What is this guy? Jill is 2492 01:52:53.039 --> 01:53:00.079 fucking so puzzled, she's so confused. Paramont plus why what 2493 01:53:00.119 --> 01:53:02.439 does that mean? What do you want? I love knowing. 2494 01:53:02.560 --> 01:53:05.159 I love knowing that that character in that game was 2495 01:53:05.199 --> 01:53:07.960 supposed to be No that not that one in four 2496 01:53:08.079 --> 01:53:10.000 was supposed to be Dante. So I love the idea 2497 01:53:10.039 --> 01:53:12.439 of thinking that Dante might have been at Raklon City 2498 01:53:12.920 --> 01:53:14.279 just dicking the fuck around. 2499 01:53:14.279 --> 01:53:15.520 People are getting slaughtered. 2500 01:53:15.800 --> 01:53:18.279 He's just like jumping off zombies heads and having a 2501 01:53:18.319 --> 01:53:21.640 fucking and then people. 2502 01:53:21.399 --> 01:53:23.720 Are dying, people are dying, and. 2503 01:53:24.960 --> 01:53:27.039 He's just like, wow, man, I really want some pizza. 2504 01:53:27.479 --> 01:53:28.680 Did you see that slice? 2505 01:53:29.000 --> 01:53:31.840 You see the clip of that streamer playing uh GMC 2506 01:53:32.000 --> 01:53:35.760 five And he's like, I really upset. He's like, what 2507 01:53:35.800 --> 01:53:37.960 the fuck is happening in this game? Like he doesn't 2508 01:53:38.000 --> 01:53:40.560 know what's happening. And then it's around the time where 2509 01:53:40.880 --> 01:53:42.399 Dante gets the hat. He flips the hat on and 2510 01:53:42.399 --> 01:53:46.159 startsing Michael Jackson and the guy just his head was off, 2511 01:53:46.159 --> 01:53:51.279 and it's so funny, is so funny. He's genuinely upset, 2512 01:53:51.560 --> 01:53:53.000 so vexed. 2513 01:53:52.920 --> 01:53:54.880 Like he's already at the point now where he's like, 2514 01:53:55.159 --> 01:53:56.920 he's you should you should have turned the game off 2515 01:53:56.920 --> 01:54:00.960 a while ago. And the next thing of immediately something 2516 01:54:01.000 --> 01:54:02.800 ridiculous happened to he's actually. 2517 01:54:02.720 --> 01:54:05.840 Can't you start from the fifth game? Because it clearly 2518 01:54:06.119 --> 01:54:08.800 he doesn't know what's happening at all. Also, he's just like, oh, 2519 01:54:08.880 --> 01:54:11.600 this is a new popular game. It's a great place 2520 01:54:11.640 --> 01:54:13.680 to jump in five. 2521 01:54:14.880 --> 01:54:18.279 Jumping into the last Game of Thrones. Books, Wow, Winds 2522 01:54:18.279 --> 01:54:20.159 of WINTERSS was like a good read. I guess I'll 2523 01:54:20.159 --> 01:54:21.600 give it a try. I did that as a dumb 2524 01:54:21.640 --> 01:54:23.800 ass kid, My first Harry Potter book was Goblet of Fire, 2525 01:54:23.800 --> 01:54:26.520 and I'm like, wow, I have no idea what's happening. 2526 01:54:27.960 --> 01:54:29.800 Because I think at that time you're used to, like, 2527 01:54:30.920 --> 01:54:34.960 don't know, you're used to like title of book, subtitle 2528 01:54:35.439 --> 01:54:38.359 being relatively self contained, almost like goosebumps, kind of like 2529 01:54:38.399 --> 01:54:39.079 the Haunted Mask. 2530 01:54:39.279 --> 01:54:39.399 Right. 2531 01:54:39.680 --> 01:54:41.359 If there was a sequel, there'd be like Haunted Masks 2532 01:54:41.399 --> 01:54:43.680 part like two. You know, they would be like it 2533 01:54:43.680 --> 01:54:45.560 would be like Harry Potter Goblet of Fire two or something. 2534 01:54:45.600 --> 01:54:47.279 You'd be like, oh, I'm clearing this is the first 2535 01:54:47.359 --> 01:54:49.960 chapter of the Goblet of Fire or like those serial 2536 01:54:50.000 --> 01:54:51.319 books that you would read, they would all be like 2537 01:54:51.319 --> 01:54:55.680 self contained. But yeah, like starting a Goblet of Fire. 2538 01:54:55.119 --> 01:54:58.560 Like, okay, no idea what's happening at all. 2539 01:54:58.760 --> 01:55:03.319 Harry Potter titles are The Sorceress Negro, the what's the 2540 01:55:03.319 --> 01:55:06.239 second one called Chamber of Secrets, the Chamber Niggas, the 2541 01:55:06.319 --> 01:55:08.920 Chamber Niggas, the Goblin of the Goblin. 2542 01:55:11.119 --> 01:55:12.600 After the third the. 2543 01:55:12.479 --> 01:55:16.359 Penis the hard 'd be better. 2544 01:55:16.359 --> 01:55:18.880 I feel like that sounds a little better. That would 2545 01:55:18.880 --> 01:55:21.279 be the the what is it? The Chamber of Secrets. 2546 01:55:22.079 --> 01:55:24.000 The Chamber of Secrets is the second one, what is it? 2547 01:55:24.039 --> 01:55:25.640 What's what's number four? What's number four? 2548 01:55:26.960 --> 01:55:30.359 Only the Goblet of Negroes Negroes, and then I don't 2549 01:55:30.359 --> 01:55:31.039 know because I. 2550 01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:33.399 Only saw half Blood. Nigga, that's the last one. 2551 01:55:33.439 --> 01:55:36.600 I think that's hollow. The second last one definitely hollows. 2552 01:55:36.640 --> 01:55:38.800 So it's deadly niggas obviously niggas. 2553 01:55:38.840 --> 01:55:42.279 Okay, I've only seen the first three and part two 2554 01:55:42.279 --> 01:55:42.960 of the last one. 2555 01:55:43.239 --> 01:55:43.760 I've seen. 2556 01:55:46.199 --> 01:55:46.720 It's real. 2557 01:55:47.720 --> 01:55:52.520 You skipped and saw the last one. 2558 01:55:52.840 --> 01:55:53.840 Basically I saw. 2559 01:55:55.439 --> 01:55:56.600 I saw all of ave. 2560 01:55:57.439 --> 01:56:00.399 I basically saw all of Avengers Phase one and then 2561 01:56:00.560 --> 01:56:01.159 skip to. 2562 01:56:01.239 --> 01:56:04.119 End game game like, how do we get to this point? 2563 01:56:04.479 --> 01:56:06.079 Yeah, I I remember why. 2564 01:56:08.359 --> 01:56:09.680 That is a shift? 2565 01:56:10.119 --> 01:56:14.680 But uh yeah, I saw the Social Stone Chamber of Secrets. 2566 01:56:14.680 --> 01:56:16.640 And I really like those movies everything like charming, kind 2567 01:56:16.640 --> 01:56:20.079 of fun, the Christopher Columbus movies or they're Chris Columbus movies, 2568 01:56:20.520 --> 01:56:22.079 where like he did Home Alone and so like there's 2569 01:56:22.079 --> 01:56:23.680 like a whimsical kind of tone to him. And I 2570 01:56:23.680 --> 01:56:25.760 remember liking as a kid. It's like a fun kids movie. 2571 01:56:25.920 --> 01:56:27.520 And they get to Prisoner of Askabat and you're. 2572 01:56:27.399 --> 01:56:29.319 Like, I love that movie. 2573 01:56:29.439 --> 01:56:31.680 It's not that it's bad. I just remember watching it, 2574 01:56:31.720 --> 01:56:34.680 and it was so fucking dark that I couldn't say, 2575 01:56:34.720 --> 01:56:37.039 Like it was a scene where like a serious black 2576 01:56:37.039 --> 01:56:39.000 I think's in his wolf form or whatever, and he's growling. 2577 01:56:39.439 --> 01:56:40.880 And Harry in the beginning when he's waiting for like 2578 01:56:40.920 --> 01:56:45.000 a bus and it's just a shot of nothing because 2579 01:56:45.000 --> 01:56:47.279 it's a set, you can't see anything, He's like, what's 2580 01:56:47.279 --> 01:56:49.439 growling is? And it's like it's a dog there. It's 2581 01:56:49.439 --> 01:56:50.399 like there's no dog there. 2582 01:56:50.880 --> 01:56:53.079 I was in the era when like the contrast was 2583 01:56:53.199 --> 01:56:55.600 like high, it was fun and everything was like blue? 2584 01:56:55.720 --> 01:56:57.680 Was that? Yeah? Exactly? That was when it started. 2585 01:56:57.680 --> 01:57:00.199 And I liked that movie, but I could tell that 2586 01:57:00.319 --> 01:57:03.319 like the direction things were going was like I don't 2587 01:57:03.359 --> 01:57:05.800 care about this really anymore. I I And then I 2588 01:57:05.880 --> 01:57:08.039 think I saw like there was a viewing party in 2589 01:57:08.119 --> 01:57:11.760 high school way later on of the last one that 2590 01:57:11.840 --> 01:57:14.159 I was invited to because they everybody around that time 2591 01:57:14.159 --> 01:57:16.479 assumed that everybody had seen Harry Potter, which I is 2592 01:57:16.479 --> 01:57:17.800 a fair assumption to be fair. 2593 01:57:17.760 --> 01:57:20.039 Around that first Uh or was it? Uh? 2594 01:57:20.319 --> 01:57:20.560 Was it? 2595 01:57:20.680 --> 01:57:23.840 Uh? Twilight came first of the What I mean is 2596 01:57:23.880 --> 01:57:27.479 that period is the everything's blue, making the part one 2597 01:57:27.520 --> 01:57:29.600 not even that the part one and part two movie thing. 2598 01:57:29.880 --> 01:57:32.000 Right, I think the second the Last Twilet book has 2599 01:57:32.039 --> 01:57:34.960 two parts. Actually yeah, but like, well fuck, I don't. 2600 01:57:35.720 --> 01:57:38.079 I think the for Twilight the book has two parts. 2601 01:57:38.119 --> 01:57:39.399 That was the first time that I was just. 2602 01:57:39.319 --> 01:57:41.600 Breaking Dawn part one and two, I think, but just 2603 01:57:41.640 --> 01:57:43.319 stupid in its own fucking right. But you know, let's 2604 01:57:43.359 --> 01:57:45.119 not talk about Stephanie Myers all day for that. 2605 01:57:45.560 --> 01:57:48.399 Yeah, okay, yeah, that is when I started noticing it 2606 01:57:48.439 --> 01:57:50.520 the whole. Yeah, it started being a thing. 2607 01:57:50.960 --> 01:57:53.000 They started splitting the last thing because like they wanted 2608 01:57:53.000 --> 01:57:53.479 a double dip. 2609 01:57:53.680 --> 01:57:53.920 Yeah. 2610 01:57:54.039 --> 01:57:58.880 I think I really enjoy Harry Potter, except it's like 2611 01:57:58.880 --> 01:58:00.640 everything is like a lot of things. I to take 2612 01:58:00.680 --> 01:58:03.680 the main characters. I just don't like the main characters anymore. 2613 01:58:04.079 --> 01:58:07.520 Like for me, I love One Piece a lot. I 2614 01:58:07.640 --> 01:58:10.399 can't fucking stan seeing anymore. 2615 01:58:10.479 --> 01:58:13.920 I watched I don't know if you quote tweeted it, 2616 01:58:13.960 --> 01:58:17.000 I don't know. I just saw a scene somebody actually know, 2617 01:58:17.119 --> 01:58:19.800 somebody did. It was a scene of Loofy and fighting 2618 01:58:19.880 --> 01:58:23.199 someone and it was so somebody shared it saying this 2619 01:58:23.239 --> 01:58:26.359 is over animated, and then that was so, And when 2620 01:58:26.399 --> 01:58:29.960 I watched it, I felt like I was old, like 2621 01:58:29.960 --> 01:58:32.600 like like I said again, like I referenced to like 2622 01:58:32.640 --> 01:58:35.960 say an old person or a grandpa watching like my 2623 01:58:36.079 --> 01:58:38.680 mom was looking at Residevil five at the time. We 2624 01:58:38.720 --> 01:58:40.119 were like, whoa, Like it was probably two. 2625 01:58:40.199 --> 01:58:41.920 Victorian child watching wrestle Mania. 2626 01:58:42.760 --> 01:58:48.359 That's just that they're not themselves to death. That is crazy. 2627 01:58:48.600 --> 01:58:52.920 They're the rats. They're done, They're done. There's no way 2628 01:58:53.079 --> 01:58:56.000 you can watch that. But yeah, it was. It was insane, 2629 01:58:56.000 --> 01:58:58.079 and I was just like, oh, this is so not 2630 01:58:58.199 --> 01:58:59.319 for me. This is hilarious. 2631 01:58:59.760 --> 01:59:02.720 I saw that exact clip. I think it's animated great. 2632 01:59:03.159 --> 01:59:04.199 I think it's over animated. 2633 01:59:04.279 --> 01:59:06.199 I think it's fine. I like, I think over animation 2634 01:59:06.359 --> 01:59:08.920 is I wish there was more over animation quite frankly, 2635 01:59:09.359 --> 01:59:11.920 but I think it's I didn't understand what the fuck 2636 01:59:12.000 --> 01:59:12.319 was happening. 2637 01:59:12.359 --> 01:59:13.159 That was the. 2638 01:59:14.720 --> 01:59:18.840 Like, this is not that's also that's also plus episodes 2639 01:59:18.920 --> 01:59:21.800 in uh twenty five years of content. 2640 01:59:22.359 --> 01:59:23.479 Uh why did you look old? 2641 01:59:23.760 --> 01:59:26.000 Like what is LUI? That's just that's just new transformation. 2642 01:59:26.079 --> 01:59:28.119 He turns into a guy that has tuned for us. Literally, 2643 01:59:28.159 --> 01:59:28.880 Actually that's. 2644 01:59:28.760 --> 01:59:30.880 What it looked like. Yes, it looked like it was 2645 01:59:31.079 --> 01:59:34.960 very looney tool and I was like, I was like 2646 01:59:35.039 --> 01:59:38.560 this is not like good for you guys, Like, if 2647 01:59:38.560 --> 01:59:40.439 you're into this shit, this is yet a thousand episodes 2648 01:59:40.439 --> 01:59:42.159 of you, like God blessed at. 2649 01:59:42.119 --> 01:59:44.279 That moment, every moment he shows back up, I'm like 2650 01:59:44.319 --> 01:59:46.920 this show instantly got so much less good and went 2651 01:59:46.920 --> 01:59:50.560 from being about geopolitics and like cool cool cultures to like, 2652 01:59:51.039 --> 01:59:53.520 who I'm gonna become kicking the pirates and win fights 2653 01:59:53.560 --> 01:59:56.119 after trying thirteen times people not killing me. 2654 01:59:56.159 --> 01:59:58.680 And it's like pretty sure that that is my experience 2655 01:59:58.720 --> 02:00:01.039 of one piece in the beginning, what it was just 2656 02:00:01.079 --> 02:00:02.920 like a guy trying to become King of the pirates. 2657 02:00:03.000 --> 02:00:04.439 Seem time to be looking at the pirates, but it's 2658 02:00:04.439 --> 02:00:07.600 like he fights people six times and then eventually kings. 2659 02:00:07.800 --> 02:00:09.039 Wait, isn't that redundant? 2660 02:00:09.439 --> 02:00:11.680 No, not even redundant, Like, no, there's a pirate king 2661 02:00:11.680 --> 02:00:14.399 in that world. There's someone who has the who holds 2662 02:00:14.399 --> 02:00:18.239 the title. Well, I know what you're thinking. I also agree. 2663 02:00:18.880 --> 02:00:20.279 It's yeah, I get it, I get it. 2664 02:00:20.359 --> 02:00:22.119 He's the king of thieves. 2665 02:00:22.159 --> 02:00:25.159 It's it's it's the idea of being the number one 2666 02:00:25.159 --> 02:00:26.960 pirates say, King of the Pirate is kind of dumb, 2667 02:00:27.399 --> 02:00:30.079 but it's like it's so meaning that like I'm just 2668 02:00:30.119 --> 02:00:32.800 the most efficient, is the greatest pirate on the sea. 2669 02:00:33.119 --> 02:00:36.239 Yeah, he's like Michael Jordan of Pirates. Literally that's look, 2670 02:00:36.880 --> 02:00:40.319 that's much better. That is much That is much better 2671 02:00:40.359 --> 02:00:43.279 than me thinking that there's like a king Pirates to 2672 02:00:43.359 --> 02:00:47.079 adhere to. Like I was like, I'm never watching that ever. 2673 02:00:47.159 --> 02:00:51.359 But okay, okay, so it's kind of silly. 2674 02:00:51.399 --> 02:00:53.119 I don't know we're talking to you. We're talking against 2675 02:00:54.680 --> 02:00:57.079 we were, but we were pulling out a thread that 2676 02:00:57.119 --> 02:00:59.600 I don't know. We're talking about Harry Potter. We're talking 2677 02:00:59.600 --> 02:01:04.079 about the Yeah, Harry Potter, the split stuff. I like her. 2678 02:01:04.319 --> 02:01:05.680 Like Harry Potter to me is like Star Wars me 2679 02:01:05.720 --> 02:01:08.720 wors like it's it's I get it. Yeah, it's I 2680 02:01:08.760 --> 02:01:09.960 like it a little bit. I get it, but like 2681 02:01:10.000 --> 02:01:11.720 I'm just kind of haven't taken it, like the whole, 2682 02:01:11.760 --> 02:01:16.319 like fucking the names like serious black and like it's 2683 02:01:16.359 --> 02:01:19.119 weird and or it is it is, no, but I 2684 02:01:19.159 --> 02:01:22.399 mean like some of the more obvious ones where it's 2685 02:01:22.439 --> 02:01:27.640 just like oh, clearly you know, because serious stars consolations, 2686 02:01:27.680 --> 02:01:29.079 but it's it's very similar to Star Wars to me, 2687 02:01:29.079 --> 02:01:32.119 where it's just like, oh wow, Darth sidious I wonder 2688 02:01:32.159 --> 02:01:34.399 what the fun wonder if he's gonna be. 2689 02:01:34.359 --> 02:01:38.039 A good guys are very analogous to That's why it 2690 02:01:38.079 --> 02:01:40.800 is kind of funny, like, oh well, okay, so Palpatine alright, 2691 02:01:40.880 --> 02:01:44.880 you know that's that's if you if you didn't know 2692 02:01:45.000 --> 02:01:46.840 about uh, you know, the. 2693 02:01:46.600 --> 02:01:50.359 The four, five and six, maybe you could be fooled 2694 02:01:50.359 --> 02:01:51.000 at some point. 2695 02:01:51.239 --> 02:01:54.560 I really, I really don't believe. 2696 02:01:54.680 --> 02:01:58.479 I know, it's so funny, how badly like they're all 2697 02:01:58.560 --> 02:01:59.600 so clearly even. 2698 02:01:59.600 --> 02:02:02.079 Like I'm even even going to magic the magic of 2699 02:02:02.119 --> 02:02:05.079 the Force has to be doing this because I think 2700 02:02:05.840 --> 02:02:06.960 is so clearly evil. 2701 02:02:07.359 --> 02:02:09.279 He is clear he's so clearly evil. 2702 02:02:09.319 --> 02:02:11.359 There's there's act like that in the TV show where 2703 02:02:11.359 --> 02:02:13.560 like they're meant to come across in universe. It's like 2704 02:02:13.560 --> 02:02:15.720 a neutral figure or you're not you know, you're not 2705 02:02:15.760 --> 02:02:18.199 supposed to have any preconceived notions about them. Then they 2706 02:02:18.199 --> 02:02:20.079 give a speech where it's like it's it's like it's 2707 02:02:20.079 --> 02:02:21.840 a kingpin give a speech. 2708 02:02:21.880 --> 02:02:26.760 It's like they're framing me, you know, like a city, and. 2709 02:02:26.720 --> 02:02:29.840 I'm like, oh yeah, the fact I was watching I 2710 02:02:29.880 --> 02:02:32.439 was watching becomes a mayor. I'm like, what I was 2711 02:02:32.439 --> 02:02:37.159 watching the Halo TV show again recently for for for reasons, but. 2712 02:02:37.439 --> 02:02:40.600 It's a rage and beat off and go to sleep now. 2713 02:02:42.720 --> 02:02:44.800 But there's a character in the beginning where it's like, oh, yeah, 2714 02:02:44.800 --> 02:02:46.399 we sent this guy to do peace talks, and then 2715 02:02:46.399 --> 02:02:50.680 he's like on the TV and he's like the people. 2716 02:02:50.399 --> 02:02:53.279 Of Madrigal deserve more. 2717 02:02:54.039 --> 02:02:55.960 And it's just like, you're a fucking bad person. Like 2718 02:02:55.960 --> 02:02:59.920 it's you're not it's not even what are we doing here? 2719 02:03:00.159 --> 02:03:00.399 Yeah? 2720 02:03:00.680 --> 02:03:03.600 Even pretending it is so dumb. 2721 02:03:03.399 --> 02:03:06.720 You're lying to me. The worst trop it's like, I 2722 02:03:06.760 --> 02:03:08.960 know you're evil. The worst trope is like the slick 2723 02:03:09.039 --> 02:03:12.319 back hair. It like it immediately makes you. 2724 02:03:12.239 --> 02:03:14.079 Like a bad guy, like Report of the Week. 2725 02:03:14.279 --> 02:03:18.680 Yeah, perfect, It's like being bald and be like you're 2726 02:03:18.800 --> 02:03:19.520 fucking evil. 2727 02:03:19.560 --> 02:03:22.880 What do you mean you're bald? You're balding evil? What 2728 02:03:23.000 --> 02:03:27.119 is wrong with evil? But what was it I was watching? 2729 02:03:28.199 --> 02:03:33.000 I think it was the Uh Punisher and like his 2730 02:03:33.000 --> 02:03:37.239 his best friend in the show. Yeah the next I 2731 02:03:37.239 --> 02:03:39.960 can't remember his name right now, but like he turns 2732 02:03:40.119 --> 02:03:43.479 he turns into Jigsaw whatever from Saw. 2733 02:03:45.720 --> 02:03:47.720 No, he turns into a mime on a dricycle. 2734 02:03:47.920 --> 02:04:05.159 Yes, his name is Tommy something, Tommy. 2735 02:03:58.439 --> 02:03:59.600 Right, helped me run. 2736 02:04:00.279 --> 02:04:01.800 There's a vibe in my office. 2737 02:04:01.920 --> 02:04:05.439 There's nothing you can do. I'm here. It's me, Billy Russo, 2738 02:04:05.800 --> 02:04:08.439 why is there a mimeon here? I don't understand why 2739 02:04:08.439 --> 02:04:14.359 there's a mime in a visible wall? Oh Ship, Oh Ship, 2740 02:04:19.000 --> 02:04:21.960 become the mayor of the city to defeat the mimes. 2741 02:04:22.680 --> 02:04:28.159 I'm gonna squeeze this mime's head. And they're not even 2742 02:04:28.159 --> 02:04:34.039 in the show anymore. It's focused. It's it's King Pinsaw 2743 02:04:34.119 --> 02:04:38.800 and his army of mind that an army of vis dude, 2744 02:04:38.920 --> 02:04:39.600 army of mimes. 2745 02:04:40.359 --> 02:04:44.600 Like if mimes could do magic, what they imply that 2746 02:04:44.680 --> 02:04:48.920 they do. An army of mimes is genuinely the most 2747 02:04:49.239 --> 02:04:53.880 deadly force that could possibly They can't talk, do you 2748 02:04:53.880 --> 02:04:54.039 know what? 2749 02:04:54.079 --> 02:04:56.880 They can't talk, but they can improvise. Are they not 2750 02:04:56.960 --> 02:05:01.520 like the the the fucking orcs in four? Pretty much? Yeah? Yeah, 2751 02:05:01.760 --> 02:05:06.039 actually yeah, basically a reality shaper. It's fucking terrifying. They 2752 02:05:06.119 --> 02:05:08.760 just do a comment. They just a meteorite, they're like, 2753 02:05:09.880 --> 02:05:12.239 and then you just explode. 2754 02:05:12.159 --> 02:05:19.600 Like that, Like that is so much what they build 2755 02:05:19.600 --> 02:05:24.159 a house and they're bomb shelter. Then it's literally an 2756 02:05:24.199 --> 02:05:29.199 extinction level event because of one they go into nuclear wind, 2757 02:05:29.239 --> 02:05:32.359 they go into fucking nuclear winter because of. 2758 02:05:32.560 --> 02:05:40.560 One stupid one mime painstakingly goes through the effort of pantomiming. Yeah, 2759 02:05:40.600 --> 02:05:46.079 the entire process of finding and the materials for and 2760 02:05:46.359 --> 02:05:48.960 building a nuclear weapon. 2761 02:05:49.159 --> 02:05:50.960 Yeah, but no one can see it. 2762 02:05:51.039 --> 02:05:51.920 They're not sure, Like. 2763 02:05:53.359 --> 02:05:53.920 He's just like. 2764 02:05:55.800 --> 02:06:00.479 Days weeks. 2765 02:06:00.880 --> 02:06:04.880 Just I guess so in the middle. Yeah, people because 2766 02:06:05.720 --> 02:06:07.720 to be viewed. Yeah, people think he has to be viewed. 2767 02:06:07.760 --> 02:06:10.439 People think that's another rule. People think he's just a busker. 2768 02:06:10.479 --> 02:06:12.359 He's just like a performance artist, and so he'say, oh, 2769 02:06:12.399 --> 02:06:16.039 it's the New York City mime. It's like the Naked 2770 02:06:16.039 --> 02:06:17.720 Cowboy or whatever. It's like, Oh, he's just like a 2771 02:06:17.760 --> 02:06:19.560 stable New York City and then one day he. 2772 02:06:19.640 --> 02:06:26.640 Just doing it and then jin. 2773 02:06:28.359 --> 02:06:33.399 Jobm one of my one of my thousands of minds 2774 02:06:32.920 --> 02:06:35.079 on one of my thousands of minds, I mean co 2775 02:06:35.159 --> 02:06:37.720 opted in human society. You can't even tell they're. 2776 02:06:37.560 --> 02:06:41.640 There's like two thousand mimes. He has two thousand mimes 2777 02:06:41.680 --> 02:06:43.000 on every city block. 2778 02:06:43.279 --> 02:06:47.439 Because that is so much, so many, he's co opted 2779 02:06:47.600 --> 02:06:49.119 so many people in a mime marine. 2780 02:06:49.159 --> 02:06:53.119 There's more mimes than people really like, which is a 2781 02:06:53.159 --> 02:06:54.520 frightening concept is. 2782 02:06:54.520 --> 02:06:58.880 A day which will live in infamy. We're the mimes, 2783 02:06:59.640 --> 02:07:00.600 well mime. 2784 02:07:00.479 --> 02:07:04.039 Actually a single mime absolutely obliterated. 2785 02:07:04.119 --> 02:07:07.319 My city. New York is gone. I'm living on the 2786 02:07:07.359 --> 02:07:09.800 outside right now because I drove outside of it. I'm 2787 02:07:09.840 --> 02:07:16.880 in Jersey right now, he explaining. He explains that that's 2788 02:07:16.960 --> 02:07:17.840 so stupid. 2789 02:07:18.039 --> 02:07:20.279 He explained, He's at a press conference in the Outsi's 2790 02:07:20.279 --> 02:07:21.800 on Staten Island or whatever. We're like, we're on the 2791 02:07:22.199 --> 02:07:23.479 We're on the outskirts. 2792 02:07:23.079 --> 02:07:25.000 Of Staten Island right now because the city explodes. 2793 02:07:25.920 --> 02:07:27.880 As if everybody does like they don't understand. 2794 02:07:27.960 --> 02:07:31.000 It's just like, I'm not currently in New York. President, 2795 02:07:31.439 --> 02:07:35.760 President kick Fit, we know, we know. Help. 2796 02:07:36.359 --> 02:07:38.039 He goes up to you. You shouldn't have said that 2797 02:07:38.079 --> 02:07:40.199 to me, boy, He goes and grabs me bisex. 2798 02:07:41.159 --> 02:07:44.600 Yeah, that's what I'm saying anyway. Oh yeah, no. 2799 02:07:44.640 --> 02:07:50.560 Vigilantes, Spider Man, no Spider Man, no mimes, no mimes, 2800 02:07:50.600 --> 02:07:51.760 no daredevils, And that's it. 2801 02:07:52.560 --> 02:07:54.399 That's just those three. No mimes, no Spider Man's, no 2802 02:07:54.439 --> 02:07:55.000 dared devils. 2803 02:07:55.079 --> 02:08:02.399 We're reverse engineering our own mimes ems and they're they're underway. 2804 02:08:02.199 --> 02:08:07.239 They can counter the minds. 2805 02:08:05.680 --> 02:08:11.439 Games versus minds were like the damage that is insane? 2806 02:08:11.640 --> 02:08:20.640 And was Gidge? What is that was Gidge? Jicksaw was 2807 02:08:21.479 --> 02:08:23.720 black white? 2808 02:08:27.640 --> 02:08:31.119 We have a was I can't even say it's possible. 2809 02:08:31.319 --> 02:08:34.279 I don't have to play games. I don't like to 2810 02:08:34.279 --> 02:08:35.159 play games. 2811 02:08:35.399 --> 02:08:37.880 He's a he's in a suit and tis officially he's like, 2812 02:08:37.920 --> 02:08:38.520 I don't play games. 2813 02:08:38.520 --> 02:08:40.479 I don't play games. Instead of a triptole, he has 2814 02:08:40.520 --> 02:08:45.119 a scooter. He's a professional, and he's like's on a 2815 02:08:45.159 --> 02:08:45.920 second because. 2816 02:08:45.720 --> 02:08:48.239 It's still too playful. He should be like he should 2817 02:08:48.239 --> 02:08:49.600 be in a station wagon. 2818 02:08:51.199 --> 02:08:52.159 Station wagon. 2819 02:08:52.239 --> 02:08:54.560 Yeah, the opposite of a tricy. 2820 02:08:54.600 --> 02:08:55.600 I don't play games. 2821 02:08:56.039 --> 02:08:59.399 Or icycle be funny, but you cycles, you do get it. 2822 02:08:59.399 --> 02:09:01.640 You get it though of this bicycle. I understand. 2823 02:09:01.680 --> 02:09:02.239 I understand. 2824 02:09:02.239 --> 02:09:03.680 It's like I think it's funny. I just think it 2825 02:09:03.880 --> 02:09:05.239 comes in a series of brecase. 2826 02:09:05.640 --> 02:09:07.359 Yeah yeah, I just feel like it's on a on 2827 02:09:07.439 --> 02:09:09.119 a glance, it's kind of the same thing. 2828 02:09:09.560 --> 02:09:11.880 Yeah yeah, I guess so, because it's still whimsic. 2829 02:09:11.920 --> 02:09:13.479 It's whimsical. It's wacky. 2830 02:09:13.680 --> 02:09:17.359 But a horse, but it could be a fancy horse. 2831 02:09:17.439 --> 02:09:19.279 Yeah yeah, a three legged horse? 2832 02:09:24.439 --> 02:09:26.359 What a nice guy? You rescue a three legged horse? 2833 02:09:26.359 --> 02:09:29.199 I guess it's a Triedesdale. 2834 02:09:29.319 --> 02:09:33.279 It's tried. It's not like but is it like like 2835 02:09:33.359 --> 02:09:35.479 where it's it's legs in the middle. 2836 02:09:35.520 --> 02:09:37.840 So it's got it's got two front legs and then 2837 02:09:37.960 --> 02:09:39.399 one back. 2838 02:09:39.680 --> 02:09:43.760 Yeah, I would it's the other way around, a man, 2839 02:09:44.520 --> 02:09:47.399 it's one in the middle and then two back legs. 2840 02:09:48.840 --> 02:09:52.319 That is so fucking It's like an odd world alien. 2841 02:09:53.319 --> 02:09:56.039 I'm really vividly imagined that Star Wars. 2842 02:09:56.039 --> 02:09:57.840 I've seen that creature in Star Wars. I'm sure. 2843 02:09:58.199 --> 02:10:00.760 Yeah, anyway, we're gonna read this. I asked that question 2844 02:10:01.199 --> 02:10:06.279 by one hundred manu versus one hundred dedicated on the page. 2845 02:10:07.119 --> 02:10:09.840 He says, Hey, guys, real comoy already here again, don't 2846 02:10:09.840 --> 02:10:12.520 do that. But he says, with Oblivion remastered shadow dropping, 2847 02:10:14.319 --> 02:10:17.159 what game would you like to see randomly remastered with 2848 02:10:17.239 --> 02:10:19.960 no fanfare and dropped on your lap on a random Tuesday. 2849 02:10:21.199 --> 02:10:22.920 It's kind of a hard question to answer now, especially 2850 02:10:22.920 --> 02:10:24.119 because I feel like a lot of them have. 2851 02:10:24.039 --> 02:10:28.279 Been on a random Tuesday shadow dropped. Man, that there's 2852 02:10:28.279 --> 02:10:31.359 so for you, Derek say it really well, I mean 2853 02:10:31.399 --> 02:10:35.840 I've already well, wait, what do you think I want it? Dragoon? Dude, Okay, 2854 02:10:35.840 --> 02:10:38.079 I thought maybe I said, maybe it was something. Yeah, 2855 02:10:38.119 --> 02:10:43.079 you know, that's like again I feel like I'm being ghastly, 2856 02:10:43.119 --> 02:10:44.880 but I haven't. I haven't proven this yet, but I 2857 02:10:44.880 --> 02:10:49.039 feel like I remember very vividly that Blue Point put 2858 02:10:49.079 --> 02:10:53.760 out some tweets that that were cryptic, that were that 2859 02:10:53.840 --> 02:10:59.199 had like this but so yeah, and I remember specifically 2860 02:10:59.239 --> 02:11:01.319 there were it was like, oh, this is bloodborn shit. 2861 02:11:01.399 --> 02:11:04.720 But I also remember using the word dart and which 2862 02:11:04.760 --> 02:11:06.880 is like a reference the legend dragon. But the thing is, 2863 02:11:07.119 --> 02:11:08.520 when I went to check, I remember I went to 2864 02:11:08.600 --> 02:11:11.640 check that tweet was gone the like, and I was like, 2865 02:11:11.640 --> 02:11:14.159 wait a minute, what's that dart? Anyway, long story short, 2866 02:11:14.199 --> 02:11:16.199 it just made me think that, oh god, I hope 2867 02:11:16.239 --> 02:11:20.640 that they're still interested in doing that. I you know, 2868 02:11:20.680 --> 02:11:23.359 it's been many years, you know. I think. 2869 02:11:24.760 --> 02:11:28.279 It was crazy too, is I remember Insomniac tweeting out 2870 02:11:28.319 --> 02:11:34.880 like occasionally, yeah, like things about resistance okay, and then 2871 02:11:35.039 --> 02:11:37.960 like oh man, that's resistance, or they'll just tweet out 2872 02:11:37.960 --> 02:11:40.439 a random picture from resistance with no context. 2873 02:11:40.920 --> 02:11:43.159 Everybody was like, oh, I wonder what they're making. 2874 02:11:43.920 --> 02:11:47.520 Nothing nothing, They had nothing to do with anything. In fact, 2875 02:11:47.520 --> 02:11:49.760 they're just making Marvel Games until twenty thirty five, I'm 2876 02:11:49.760 --> 02:11:50.199 pretty sure. 2877 02:11:50.319 --> 02:11:50.560 Yeah. 2878 02:11:50.640 --> 02:11:53.039 Yeah, so yeah, they're not doing anything other than Marble 2879 02:11:53.039 --> 02:11:54.319 because we getting that Marble check right now. 2880 02:11:54.359 --> 02:11:56.039 I mean, yeah, I get it that Marvel check is 2881 02:11:56.159 --> 02:11:59.479 bad though, because they don't Yeah, because the licensing fees 2882 02:11:59.520 --> 02:12:01.079 for that I isn't really. 2883 02:12:00.920 --> 02:12:02.840 I'm assuming, I'm assuming they make some sort of like 2884 02:12:02.920 --> 02:12:04.920 reasonable deal for the liven thing of the IP when 2885 02:12:04.920 --> 02:12:05.680 they're not as. 2886 02:12:05.680 --> 02:12:09.680 Much as it's it's pretty from what I understand about 2887 02:12:09.680 --> 02:12:11.840 those licensing deals, it's pretty like a lot of people 2888 02:12:11.880 --> 02:12:14.520 don't want to be doing them. That's like it's worth 2889 02:12:14.520 --> 02:12:18.279 it you take because it's like guaranteed money. But it's 2890 02:12:18.319 --> 02:12:20.960 not as like if they made a game that they 2891 02:12:21.000 --> 02:12:23.000 owned that sold as much as Spider Man, like, it 2892 02:12:23.039 --> 02:12:24.319 would be way fucking. 2893 02:12:24.159 --> 02:12:25.920 Because I know, Magic the Gathering, they were going to 2894 02:12:25.960 --> 02:12:27.560 do the Spider Man collab and then they were like 2895 02:12:27.800 --> 02:12:29.279 they wanted to do it on the digital thing on 2896 02:12:29.359 --> 02:12:31.760 like arena, like the digital client, and they were like, 2897 02:12:31.760 --> 02:12:32.800 you got to pay us more, and they were like, 2898 02:12:32.800 --> 02:12:35.319 we're not doing that. We're just gonna make cards yeah 2899 02:12:35.319 --> 02:12:37.199 that say the same effects, but we're. 2900 02:12:37.079 --> 02:12:40.439 Not the license crazy. I definitely Yeah, I didn't eve 2901 02:12:40.439 --> 02:12:42.079 think about it until until I looked into it and 2902 02:12:42.119 --> 02:12:43.039 I was like, okay. 2903 02:12:43.079 --> 02:12:45.119 That makes sense because there's a lot of you know, 2904 02:12:45.159 --> 02:12:50.119 it's funny. Uh rat rach Shatlidge was doing surveys about 2905 02:12:50.119 --> 02:12:53.319 like kind of testing feeling because they they they put 2906 02:12:53.319 --> 02:12:54.880 in random ip's every once in a while, like they 2907 02:12:54.880 --> 02:12:57.760 did Zena, they did he Man that they're just putting 2908 02:12:57.760 --> 02:13:01.840 ship and they won't touch Marvel or anything like that. Yeah, 2909 02:13:01.920 --> 02:13:05.079 and again even though that it's extremely popular, it would 2910 02:13:05.119 --> 02:13:05.479 draw a lot. 2911 02:13:05.399 --> 02:13:07.279 Of people in, but they would have to pay a lot. 2912 02:13:07.359 --> 02:13:10.399 It's way too much. That's what they're uh there. I 2913 02:13:10.399 --> 02:13:13.560 guess they're feeling out there. They might do uh Krados. 2914 02:13:15.079 --> 02:13:17.399 But also they were looking at like say, tomb Raiders stuff, 2915 02:13:17.399 --> 02:13:20.079 so so lower craft might making the game. Yeah, they're 2916 02:13:20.119 --> 02:13:22.439 looking at Magic of Ship like they're they were. I'm 2917 02:13:22.479 --> 02:13:25.079 just like, look at all these options and then everyone's 2918 02:13:25.079 --> 02:13:26.600 just like one of the most popular things. They're not 2919 02:13:26.600 --> 02:13:29.119 fucking with it because of you said how much it costs. Yeah, 2920 02:13:29.119 --> 02:13:30.479 it's stupid. They're idiots. 2921 02:13:30.560 --> 02:13:33.439 It's crazy. Anyway that would be for us today, we're 2922 02:13:33.439 --> 02:13:36.840 gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons. Now, I remember, 2923 02:13:36.840 --> 02:13:38.760 you can join up our Patreon of concest A snark Tank, 2924 02:13:39.359 --> 02:13:40.880 get your name added to the show if you want, 2925 02:13:41.399 --> 02:13:43.520 ask questions, early ad, free access, all that, all that 2926 02:13:43.640 --> 02:13:46.720 jazz and yeah, so I think this. 2927 02:13:47.319 --> 02:13:50.079 I think these are the stop doing that. Yeah, it's 2928 02:13:50.079 --> 02:13:51.039 making sounds. 2929 02:13:51.640 --> 02:13:54.239 Uh where coming down? 2930 02:13:54.720 --> 02:13:57.640 Three two one. 2931 02:13:58.359 --> 02:14:00.880 I was conservative then I watched Now I hate cops, 2932 02:14:00.920 --> 02:14:06.920 the alt left pipeline. Malin Coriarty, Colin Moriarty, user grid 2933 02:14:07.079 --> 02:14:13.000 guild Master, colchedra Edrass, Colin Moriarty, racist hokage elon justifying 2934 02:14:13.079 --> 02:14:17.079 twenty three bottles of scuma today. Colin Moriarty, let's go. 2935 02:14:17.880 --> 02:14:21.079 I am going to further the mortar. Did he get 2936 02:14:21.119 --> 02:14:22.279 out of my laboratory? 2937 02:14:22.359 --> 02:14:22.560 Gay? 2938 02:14:22.640 --> 02:14:24.079 Marvin Gay is gay? 2939 02:14:24.239 --> 02:14:24.479 Gay? 2940 02:14:25.840 --> 02:14:29.159 Okay? Two rats in a tragic coat Derek and is 2941 02:14:29.159 --> 02:14:31.800 on sitting at a tree chaossigg because they're fucking gay. 2942 02:14:32.359 --> 02:14:35.479 Jd Vance killed the Pope with fox dye. I modeled 2943 02:14:35.520 --> 02:14:38.840 Mario from Mario sixty four and smash and grab him 2944 02:14:39.199 --> 02:14:43.000 and his grab is him goat seeing. That's pretty wonderful. 2945 02:14:43.319 --> 02:14:48.239 You know, Chris has sixty three left handed oriented teeth. 2946 02:14:48.359 --> 02:14:55.640 Per gum. What I don't understand Colin Moriarty Berserker Broley's 2947 02:14:55.760 --> 02:15:01.079 Big Bouncy backside the Sloker to whyso Dirpy, Colin Moriarty, 2948 02:15:02.000 --> 02:15:07.199 Jordan's port and Jeterson. Oh, I'm Kingston's dead, jig jog 2949 02:15:07.439 --> 02:15:12.279 chickeny chop sticks all that's crazy. That does sound like 2950 02:15:12.319 --> 02:15:17.079 you're jed uh an anti Wold coffee brand sounds incredibly counterproductive. 2951 02:15:17.720 --> 02:15:22.159 I didn't hear you say grazy uh all or grazzy 2952 02:15:22.199 --> 02:15:24.479 I don't know all Gooner's. 2953 02:15:24.279 --> 02:15:30.319 Fire Gazzi thank you. Oh that's how it sped to 2954 02:15:30.359 --> 02:15:32.479 the pope. Yeah, yeah, two seas right. 2955 02:15:33.359 --> 02:15:38.079 No, it's like a g r a z I e oh. 2956 02:15:38.199 --> 02:15:39.960 If that's how it's spelled, it, well, it's probably it's 2957 02:15:40.000 --> 02:15:40.840 probably correct, And I just. 2958 02:15:41.560 --> 02:15:42.960 I don't think that's that's why I didn't read it. 2959 02:15:45.039 --> 02:15:48.840 Let's see, Yeah, I didn't read it right because I just. 2960 02:15:48.840 --> 02:15:51.520 It's probably right, dude, I imagine, and we just we're 2961 02:15:51.600 --> 02:15:52.680 just stupid because. 2962 02:15:52.479 --> 02:15:54.319 I'm pretty sure the same as Spanish pretty much. 2963 02:15:54.439 --> 02:15:57.920 Let's see. Uh, come on, pussy, get out of your Google. 2964 02:15:58.439 --> 02:16:00.640 Uh yeah, I mean I'm not so. Let's see. People 2965 02:16:00.640 --> 02:16:04.119 are saying it's a grazzio grazzi. Uh no, that's right, 2966 02:16:04.279 --> 02:16:08.399 g A g r A z I E Grazzi. I 2967 02:16:08.439 --> 02:16:10.960 thought it was thought for sure, I said two seas, 2968 02:16:10.960 --> 02:16:13.119 but that was that. 2969 02:16:13.920 --> 02:16:15.600 I just thought there wouldn't be an e there because 2970 02:16:15.600 --> 02:16:17.479 it just seems such like such an English thing. 2971 02:16:18.920 --> 02:16:19.359 Italian. 2972 02:16:19.720 --> 02:16:22.399 No, I mean, well, he at the end of words 2973 02:16:22.439 --> 02:16:24.880 that have like a consonant before them. 2974 02:16:24.800 --> 02:16:27.159 I understand, but like I understand what you're saying, but like, yeah, 2975 02:16:27.199 --> 02:16:30.399 it's yeah, I'm I'm every everything is pointing to that. 2976 02:16:30.399 --> 02:16:32.920 That is a well, I just a funny joke because yeah, 2977 02:16:33.159 --> 02:16:33.799 towards the popeop. 2978 02:16:34.040 --> 02:16:35.879 Yeah, I didn't hear you say gatzi. 2979 02:16:37.000 --> 02:16:38.639 They killed their ship out of them. 2980 02:16:38.520 --> 02:16:46.040 Yeah, alls fire will glaze their mongrel hide. Colin Moriarty, 2981 02:16:46.639 --> 02:16:50.399 Domination Vana the Dead a sentient pile of cum. Derek 2982 02:16:50.520 --> 02:16:54.200 not Chobving is innocent, cash bag Free him. Colin Moriarty, 2983 02:16:54.799 --> 02:16:59.559 Round Eyed Batimon volunteering as Kingston's dad's packmeal for one 2984 02:16:59.600 --> 02:17:03.840 of those kids. This is Denzel Curry's tour is going 2985 02:17:03.879 --> 02:17:06.280 to be in l A at Shrine Expo Hall on 2986 02:17:06.399 --> 02:17:09.079 May nine. VIP gene ad mission tickets are only one 2987 02:17:09.200 --> 02:17:10.879 sixty five very highly recommend. 2988 02:17:11.040 --> 02:17:14.120 That's pretty uh Loweltron is a cool dude. That's pretty dope. 2989 02:17:14.120 --> 02:17:17.440 Only one sixty for vip chicks, that's not bad. They 2990 02:17:17.520 --> 02:17:19.079 go out and buy that for me. Whoever said that? 2991 02:17:19.200 --> 02:17:21.520 Yeah, it should be illegal for anyone over thirty to 2992 02:17:21.559 --> 02:17:22.840 fuck anyone under twenty five. 2993 02:17:23.239 --> 02:17:24.520 That's it should be what what are you saying? I 2994 02:17:24.559 --> 02:17:26.239 think that's I think that's I think at that moment 2995 02:17:26.319 --> 02:17:30.200 is when it genuinely turns off anyone over thirty to 2996 02:17:30.200 --> 02:17:33.639 fuck anyone under twenty five, that's stupid shit. That makes one. 2997 02:17:33.680 --> 02:17:36.440 It's like you could it's free reign. That's that's so 2998 02:17:36.520 --> 02:17:37.479 that's illegal. 2999 02:17:37.959 --> 02:17:40.959 Yeah, illegal is so crazy, that is That's what That's 3000 02:17:41.000 --> 02:17:42.200 what really throws it off to me. 3001 02:17:42.280 --> 02:17:44.680 It sounds like, well, that's like the when when a 3002 02:17:44.840 --> 02:17:47.520 kid's making rules, you know, like it's like when when 3003 02:17:47.559 --> 02:17:51.000 a child's like I'm gonna like you you it's so 3004 02:17:51.200 --> 02:17:55.000 like overcorrecting, you know, like that's like what a kid does. 3005 02:17:55.040 --> 02:17:57.600 There's no like discussion or nuance. Yeah. 3006 02:17:57.600 --> 02:17:59.799 I think yeah, I still feel like the way I 3007 02:17:59.799 --> 02:18:02.600 look it is like if if Sophia Vergara came on to. 3008 02:18:02.520 --> 02:18:04.479 Me when I was twenty two, I would have absolutely done. Yeah. 3009 02:18:04.479 --> 02:18:05.920 I just think there's like I just think it's I 3010 02:18:06.040 --> 02:18:08.600 think there's like things for like other countries have some 3011 02:18:08.719 --> 02:18:11.239 rules that are insane that we did. Let's start there. Yeah, 3012 02:18:11.319 --> 02:18:13.239 I think the one like in Japan or it's like 3013 02:18:13.280 --> 02:18:14.920 fourteen or some shit. I think they just bumped it 3014 02:18:15.000 --> 02:18:17.319 up a little bit or something and it's still like fifteen. 3015 02:18:17.360 --> 02:18:19.600 Keep going, like we can keep going. I think there's 3016 02:18:19.639 --> 02:18:22.479 like countries around the world to catch up, even some 3017 02:18:22.639 --> 02:18:25.159 states in the United States where it's like I don't know, 3018 02:18:25.239 --> 02:18:26.959 I think we there would be. I know a lot 3019 02:18:26.959 --> 02:18:29.479 of people would be upset, but I feel like eighteen 3020 02:18:29.559 --> 02:18:32.719 is an okay thing societally. I feel like that's kind 3021 02:18:32.760 --> 02:18:35.200 of an okay place to start. I know, people grow 3022 02:18:35.280 --> 02:18:37.040 up in other people grow up in other states, and 3023 02:18:37.079 --> 02:18:39.120 they're like, I disagree. You know, people in the UK 3024 02:18:39.280 --> 02:18:41.760 it's the same thing, Like you know, it's it's like sixteen, 3025 02:18:41.920 --> 02:18:45.639 and so they probably disagree because they grew up with them. 3026 02:18:45.639 --> 02:18:47.559 They're like, yeah, whatever, I drink when I'm sixteen, I 3027 02:18:47.559 --> 02:18:48.719 don't give a fuck, you know what I mean. Yeah, 3028 02:18:48.760 --> 02:18:53.639 I couldn't see myself really seeking that out at all. Yeah, 3029 02:18:53.680 --> 02:18:55.440 you just didn't grow up in that environment. That's what 3030 02:18:55.479 --> 02:18:58.879 I'm saying so like, of course, to us who have 3031 02:18:59.000 --> 02:19:01.159 eighteen as a standard, you know, whether you're in New York, 3032 02:19:01.200 --> 02:19:01.639 I think it. 3033 02:19:01.600 --> 02:19:03.639 Was eighteen as well, it's seventeen. 3034 02:19:03.719 --> 02:19:06.200 Oh okay, yeah, which is like whatever, it's just around 3035 02:19:06.200 --> 02:19:06.440 the same. 3036 02:19:06.559 --> 02:19:10.120 I just remember being in college at seventeen, so like 3037 02:19:10.159 --> 02:19:12.200 I remember just being like, that's like it makes sense 3038 02:19:12.239 --> 02:19:14.319 to It made sense to me, I see, but yeah, 3039 02:19:14.360 --> 02:19:14.760 it's to me. 3040 02:19:14.799 --> 02:19:16.600 It's like all of them are arbitrary. But it's like 3041 02:19:16.600 --> 02:19:18.120 at the same time, it's like there needs to be 3042 02:19:18.479 --> 02:19:19.040 a baseline. 3043 02:19:19.079 --> 02:19:21.639 It's gotta be some like soucidal basis societal. 3044 02:19:21.680 --> 02:19:24.079 I just don't feel like, I feel like eighteen is 3045 02:19:24.760 --> 02:19:27.520 pretty reasonable. Like I know, people can debate it all 3046 02:19:27.600 --> 02:19:28.959 day eighteen year olds. 3047 02:19:29.000 --> 02:19:31.959 It's that's a that's a good starting point, you know, 3048 02:19:32.000 --> 02:19:32.760 It's I got here. 3049 02:19:33.040 --> 02:19:34.399 I think it. 3050 02:19:34.520 --> 02:19:37.479 It really becomes a problem with people, Like the issue 3051 02:19:37.600 --> 02:19:43.239 is people making an intentional choice to seek out that 3052 02:19:43.360 --> 02:19:47.280 young people like like, oh, this person has a pattern 3053 02:19:47.639 --> 02:19:50.680 you know what I mean of like dating right out 3054 02:19:50.680 --> 02:19:52.600 of fucking high school, yeah, or like fucking around, and 3055 02:19:52.600 --> 02:19:53.680 it's just like what the fuck? 3056 02:19:53.840 --> 02:19:56.719 Like those people, it's like, Okay, the person that is 3057 02:19:56.799 --> 02:19:59.639 legal that are dating those like freshly, like say in 3058 02:19:59.680 --> 02:20:02.639 a six teen state those people, right, it's like we 3059 02:20:02.639 --> 02:20:06.040 should come together as a society, make them pariahs, the 3060 02:20:06.079 --> 02:20:07.399 piss out of them or whatever. 3061 02:20:07.399 --> 02:20:10.079 Like those people that are actively going out the ship 3062 02:20:10.200 --> 02:20:11.479 them to the island and blow it up. 3063 02:20:11.520 --> 02:20:13.120 Like I know it's not illegal, but it's like we 3064 02:20:13.159 --> 02:20:15.399 also there's plenty of things that aren't technically illegal that 3065 02:20:15.399 --> 02:20:17.520 we should shun this society and beat the piss out 3066 02:20:17.559 --> 02:20:19.159 of people for doing things like that. 3067 02:20:19.200 --> 02:20:20.479 I like talking during a movie. 3068 02:20:20.959 --> 02:20:24.840 Yes, No, like literally, I'm much more harsh on things 3069 02:20:24.879 --> 02:20:27.680 like not using your blinkers. Like I think like you 3070 02:20:28.120 --> 02:20:30.040 dragged out of your car and beaten savagely. 3071 02:20:30.440 --> 02:20:32.399 Yeah, because I think you have a leopard unleashed in 3072 02:20:32.479 --> 02:20:33.319 the back seat of your car. 3073 02:20:34.840 --> 02:20:38.040 We had, like we bred like the center for leopards 3074 02:20:38.040 --> 02:20:40.639 that were taking care of well and they were trained. 3075 02:20:40.479 --> 02:20:42.280 To manifest into the car. 3076 02:20:43.559 --> 02:20:47.520 Okay, I guess we're doing magic now. 3077 02:20:49.440 --> 02:20:51.559 No, there would be a drive, there would be a driver, right, 3078 02:20:51.600 --> 02:20:55.399 and you'd see somebody not not do their blinker and 3079 02:20:55.719 --> 02:20:58.159 somebody would call in. It's like this is this license plate, right, 3080 02:20:58.200 --> 02:21:00.840 and they'll track you and they'll pull up alongside you 3081 02:21:00.879 --> 02:21:04.479 and throw a leopard into your car with incredible accuracy. 3082 02:21:04.680 --> 02:21:07.440 Like so everybody has a dashboard cam too, so that 3083 02:21:07.520 --> 02:21:09.440 it's provable. Because I don't want people to be like 3084 02:21:09.479 --> 02:21:10.799 the like you know how they were ratting out the 3085 02:21:10.879 --> 02:21:13.159 Jews kind of thing. It just to be like you 3086 02:21:13.239 --> 02:21:16.079 have to have proof so you don't just you know 3087 02:21:16.079 --> 02:21:19.680 how people just rated out people like oh, this person's 3088 02:21:19.719 --> 02:21:22.200 harboring Jews, and like they would just fucking take them 3089 02:21:22.200 --> 02:21:24.280 to the gulag even though they didn't do anything. They 3090 02:21:24.319 --> 02:21:26.360 just were just dicks and they didn't like their neighbors 3091 02:21:26.440 --> 02:21:29.520 or whatever. I'm assuming they have at least four or 3092 02:21:29.559 --> 02:21:37.040 five and then they killed them for being wretched. You 3093 02:21:37.079 --> 02:21:39.239 know it don't sound we don't like that it was 3094 02:21:39.280 --> 02:21:42.120 a Nazi Germany. But I saw this. 3095 02:21:43.840 --> 02:21:48.040 Meme of like fucking Hans Landa from Glorious Bastards, the 3096 02:21:48.360 --> 02:21:52.399 Nazi guy, and it was like because like they keep 3097 02:21:52.479 --> 02:21:55.600 doing these marathon code waves and it was just him, 3098 02:21:56.120 --> 02:22:00.879 like this dude at Bungee, you're during coades to the marathon. 3099 02:22:00.879 --> 02:22:04.399 I founder your floorboards? Are you not? Are you not? 3100 02:22:05.000 --> 02:22:06.239 People are fucking frustrated. 3101 02:22:06.280 --> 02:22:19.360 Somebody draw was was was not just uh beautiful, petite 3102 02:22:19.360 --> 02:22:20.600 girlcock wrapped in a bow. 3103 02:22:20.840 --> 02:22:26.360 Colin Moriarty. Fall Final Fantasy seven, the movie starring Kingston 3104 02:22:26.440 --> 02:22:29.239 Jamison as Tifa Lockhart, Derek pilots Air, Thank, Chrismall and 3105 02:22:29.360 --> 02:22:32.639 Chris Mallin was Kate sith. I would hate that you 3106 02:22:32.760 --> 02:22:35.399 really picked the one character that I would have hated 3107 02:22:35.440 --> 02:22:39.600 to be, so I appreciate that you know me well. Uh, 3108 02:22:39.799 --> 02:22:41.920 carry on my gay word son, nobe panes when you 3109 02:22:41.920 --> 02:22:43.920 are done gay or query head to rest. I am 3110 02:22:44.000 --> 02:22:48.319 fucking gay, uh, Colin Moriarty, My ass is full of piss. 3111 02:22:48.399 --> 02:22:52.239 Help Colin Moriarty. Losing all my friends in the custody battle. 3112 02:22:52.319 --> 02:22:58.959 Kurt Cobain FOV called my newborn son a bigger fucking hilarious, 3113 02:22:59.079 --> 02:23:02.239 a bigger don't know what that even means, Colin Moriarty, 3114 02:23:02.840 --> 02:23:07.399 Colin Moriarty, Jack f M. 3115 02:23:07.840 --> 02:23:09.200 The two ninety three. 3116 02:23:10.680 --> 02:23:13.000 Dumb little gay little STUPI little Oh, okay, hold. 3117 02:23:12.879 --> 02:23:14.159 On, it looks like a goober. 3118 02:23:14.600 --> 02:23:18.840 Yeah, okay, man don't have much space. 3119 02:23:19.799 --> 02:23:23.840 It looks goofier than Jigsaw. Yeah, but. 3120 02:23:27.520 --> 02:23:33.719 He's dead all right, Jack WFM. The ninety three dumb 3121 02:23:33.719 --> 02:23:38.280 little gay, little stupid idiot Beetles partying in my walls. 3122 02:23:37.959 --> 02:23:45.920 Are broke bitches. Do you guys ever see carpet beetles? Maybe? Yeah, sure. 3123 02:23:46.000 --> 02:23:48.280 There's a bunch of insects that I'm It's weird that 3124 02:23:48.319 --> 02:23:49.200 I'm thirty one years. 3125 02:23:49.079 --> 02:23:50.719 Old and I'm still learning about new insects. 3126 02:23:52.000 --> 02:23:54.000 I guess, so right. Yeah, Like, I heard about this 3127 02:23:54.000 --> 02:23:57.360 thing called like a it's like a I can't remember 3128 02:23:57.399 --> 02:23:59.920 what it's called exactly, but it's like a house, like a. 3129 02:24:01.000 --> 02:24:06.239 It's like a tiny scorpion that's like round. It's like 3130 02:24:06.280 --> 02:24:08.799 a round scorpion, but it's like a small dot. People 3131 02:24:08.799 --> 02:24:11.319 think they're ticks, but it's like a small dot basically 3132 02:24:11.479 --> 02:24:17.079 like a little like little scorpion hands. No, no, hold on, 3133 02:24:17.200 --> 02:24:17.680 let me look at it. 3134 02:24:17.719 --> 02:24:19.760 I love just so cute. They're cool. I always try 3135 02:24:19.799 --> 02:24:22.520 to make sure not to step on them. I yeah, yeah, 3136 02:24:22.760 --> 02:24:24.280 oh no, he doesn't do that. He kills them. 3137 02:24:24.399 --> 02:24:26.360 I saw somebody on Twitter was like, what bug is this? 3138 02:24:26.399 --> 02:24:31.040 And somebody was like, oh, it's fucking this scorpion. Oh, 3139 02:24:31.040 --> 02:24:32.479 a pseudo scorpion. I remember that. 3140 02:24:32.479 --> 02:24:36.000 Because it sounded so like pseudoscience. No, like, look at that. 3141 02:24:38.440 --> 02:24:41.399 What the a tick with scorpion arms? 3142 02:24:41.840 --> 02:24:44.840 And it's like and they're way small, dude, like they 3143 02:24:44.879 --> 02:24:47.479 were they're fucking yeah. 3144 02:24:50.280 --> 02:24:52.799 What like what God? Although that might be that might 3145 02:24:52.840 --> 02:24:55.360 just be an actual scorpion though, wait, what God would 3146 02:24:55.440 --> 02:24:56.559 create something like that? 3147 02:24:56.559 --> 02:24:56.719 Man? 3148 02:24:56.799 --> 02:25:01.799 I know, bored angry ones? That's so crazy boring. 3149 02:25:02.120 --> 02:25:04.280 But apparently they just eat like ants and ship so 3150 02:25:04.280 --> 02:25:06.760 they're good to have, I guess, But like, what the fuck? 3151 02:25:06.879 --> 02:25:08.440 If I saw that crawling at me, I would eat 3152 02:25:08.440 --> 02:25:08.840 my own. 3153 02:25:09.639 --> 02:25:12.159 Big Remember the bugs that ate mosquitoes back home? The 3154 02:25:12.159 --> 02:25:13.639 big ass bugs, the eight mosquitoes? 3155 02:25:14.319 --> 02:25:15.840 What which ones? They were? 3156 02:25:15.879 --> 02:25:18.120 Giant bugs that go out there. They're fucking terrifying, looking 3157 02:25:18.399 --> 02:25:22.319 like spiders wings, but they're like they are you talking about? 3158 02:25:22.399 --> 02:25:25.399 I forgot what they're called. I'm gonna google this. Spiders 3159 02:25:25.440 --> 02:25:26.079 with wings? 3160 02:25:27.440 --> 02:25:36.120 Uh winged spiders New York eat mosquitoes. That's enough keywords, 3161 02:25:36.120 --> 02:25:39.760 I would imagine, not for good Gero spiders, the giant 3162 02:25:39.760 --> 02:25:41.440 flying spiders that spread across the east. Get that was 3163 02:25:41.479 --> 02:25:46.079 recently though? Are you talking about? Yeah, these are just spiders. 3164 02:25:46.440 --> 02:25:47.879 I don't know what you're talking about. I think you 3165 02:25:47.959 --> 02:25:50.120 hallucinated this. I'd probably fentanol. 3166 02:25:50.159 --> 02:25:53.479 I'd rather live on rannock. You know, we're like we're 3167 02:25:54.079 --> 02:25:58.319 Tally's from. Oh, I don't have like bugs and bacteria 3168 02:25:58.360 --> 02:25:59.159 and all that stuff. 3169 02:25:59.239 --> 02:26:04.399 Would you rather live in a world completely consumed by bugs? 3170 02:26:05.559 --> 02:26:06.639 Or tamriel at all? 3171 02:26:07.760 --> 02:26:10.440 I was trill, but I mean I was just tamrielle 3172 02:26:11.079 --> 02:26:12.399 largely because it's like whimsical. 3173 02:26:12.440 --> 02:26:16.079 There's at least something interesting. Happenings are terrifying. 3174 02:26:16.200 --> 02:26:18.079 Isn't our world just consumed by. 3175 02:26:18.239 --> 02:26:19.799 I guess so, Yeah, it's a bad question. 3176 02:26:19.840 --> 02:26:21.520 Filled with bug It's not filled with this is a 3177 02:26:21.559 --> 02:26:21.920 lot of them? 3178 02:26:21.959 --> 02:26:24.920 How many? How many bugs are they're on? Ask how 3179 02:26:24.920 --> 02:26:25.719 many bugs there are? 3180 02:26:27.040 --> 02:26:29.239 I think, yeah, the number is so egregious that it 3181 02:26:29.280 --> 02:26:32.760 is so to me. It's like how many how much 3182 02:26:32.840 --> 02:26:34.680 sand is there in the universe? 3183 02:26:35.559 --> 02:26:38.520 How many atoms exist on the planet. It's like, dude, 3184 02:26:38.520 --> 02:26:39.879 I think, like tag will. 3185 02:26:39.760 --> 02:26:41.799 Just come out and choke you. 3186 02:26:41.879 --> 02:26:43.399 Remember you dare ask me that again. 3187 02:26:43.440 --> 02:26:46.479 I remember hearing that, like one extrand of hair is 3188 02:26:46.639 --> 02:26:49.600 billions of atoms wide, And I was like, I don't 3189 02:26:49.639 --> 02:26:50.879 care about anything anymore. 3190 02:26:51.239 --> 02:26:54.760 Yeah, I pour boiling water onto people on fire. Derek 3191 02:26:54.799 --> 02:26:57.719 Boys aries give me cocks, balls and antal and my 3192 02:26:57.760 --> 02:26:58.760 life is wars. 3193 02:26:58.959 --> 02:26:59.399 That's hot. 3194 02:26:59.719 --> 02:27:02.520 Yeah, my life is also Colin Moriarty. 3195 02:27:02.719 --> 02:27:04.159 Let's go big meat. 3196 02:27:04.159 --> 02:27:07.360 The stinks. Jesus, he fucks me, he knows I'm tight. Gaines, 3197 02:27:07.520 --> 02:27:15.319 Is that dumb Gaines? Jesus he fucks me and he knows. 3198 02:27:14.440 --> 02:27:21.280 And I've been fucking with Jesus all Dang, I've been 3199 02:27:21.319 --> 02:27:22.440 fucking with Jesus. 3200 02:27:22.680 --> 02:27:26.639 So ten quintillion is the average amount of bugs. 3201 02:27:27.760 --> 02:27:33.799 Dang, that's not even a rackets, that is bugs. That's 3202 02:27:33.799 --> 02:27:36.440 actually probably includes worms too, right, because worms are bugs? 3203 02:27:36.440 --> 02:27:40.239 Technicalvy insects make up? I think they are. I think 3204 02:27:40.239 --> 02:27:41.520 they I think I learned this. 3205 02:27:41.680 --> 02:27:46.799 I saw it recently. Five point five million rage five 3206 02:27:46.799 --> 02:27:51.639 point point million species of insects on average. Let me 3207 02:27:51.680 --> 02:27:53.920 just look this one for one point four billion on 3208 02:27:54.159 --> 02:27:57.600 images human ultimate. So if we did one human. 3209 02:27:57.479 --> 02:28:02.600 Versus not bugs, but there's pacific but but worms belong 3210 02:28:02.639 --> 02:28:04.399 to a different class of animal called ana Lydia. 3211 02:28:04.479 --> 02:28:05.719 All right, I don't care. So what do you think 3212 02:28:05.760 --> 02:28:08.760 one point four Look at the everyge there's roughly one 3213 02:28:08.760 --> 02:28:10.559 point four billion insects for every human on the planet. 3214 02:28:10.600 --> 02:28:13.200 So what if we did for every human one human 3215 02:28:13.479 --> 02:28:16.000 versus one point four billion insects? 3216 02:28:16.079 --> 02:28:17.520 I think the bugs might have it? 3217 02:28:17.600 --> 02:28:17.920 Do they? 3218 02:28:18.520 --> 02:28:18.760 Bugs? 3219 02:28:18.799 --> 02:28:18.959 Have that. 3220 02:28:19.040 --> 02:28:21.159 That's just so many. If it's one so much descending 3221 02:28:21.200 --> 02:28:22.799 on you at once, and all of them, by the way. 3222 02:28:22.760 --> 02:28:27.760 One point four billion roly polies versus one Okay, Schwarzenegger 3223 02:28:27.799 --> 02:28:29.719 in his prime. All right, well, I guess they're winning. 3224 02:28:30.200 --> 02:28:31.959 Who win the person? Are you sure? 3225 02:28:32.479 --> 02:28:35.360 Yeah? Ro polies aren't going to take him? But I 3226 02:28:35.440 --> 02:28:36.280 think all bugs? 3227 02:28:36.479 --> 02:28:40.159 Yeah, so well all well you mean all all bugs? 3228 02:28:40.280 --> 02:28:45.319 Yeah, so ten quin tillion bugs. 3229 02:28:48.760 --> 02:28:49.200 The person? 3230 02:28:50.040 --> 02:28:52.399 You mean the person that the bugs chose to seek out, 3231 02:28:52.440 --> 02:28:55.280 you know, they chose to collaborate with other bugs. 3232 02:28:55.440 --> 02:28:58.479 Would that fuck up the Earth's rotation? Yeah? If all 3233 02:28:58.520 --> 02:29:02.000 the bugs cost I would fuck a biomes. It would 3234 02:29:02.040 --> 02:29:05.319 fucking make a huge like swing at one point, Like 3235 02:29:05.360 --> 02:29:07.600 if everyone could verge on one part of the. 3236 02:29:07.760 --> 02:29:10.680 Think about how many Think about how many bees it 3237 02:29:10.719 --> 02:29:14.319 takes to make a menacingly dense swarm. Yeah, and it's 3238 02:29:14.319 --> 02:29:17.920 not even close to a fraction of a fraction of 3239 02:29:17.959 --> 02:29:22.239 what that is? The thing about like one point four 3240 02:29:22.280 --> 02:29:24.239 million you said billion. 3241 02:29:24.200 --> 02:29:31.280 Jesus no, not millions. That's so that's such an exponential increase. 3242 02:29:31.319 --> 02:29:33.840 I can't even tell you. 3243 02:29:33.879 --> 02:29:34.879 So one point four million. 3244 02:29:34.879 --> 02:29:36.639 The thing that's scary about one point four million bugs 3245 02:29:36.719 --> 02:29:39.000 versus a single human is that like it's not even 3246 02:29:39.120 --> 02:29:41.879 like billions because we talked about the gorillas in the 3247 02:29:41.959 --> 02:29:43.120 in the Yeah. 3248 02:29:42.959 --> 02:29:46.319 That's where it got the right, that's the discourse. 3249 02:29:45.959 --> 02:29:48.840 Right now, right, And the issue with like how many 3250 02:29:49.000 --> 02:29:53.920 kids or like how many persons versus a gorilla is 3251 02:29:53.959 --> 02:29:59.079 that ultimately there's only a maximum of like a handful 3252 02:29:59.079 --> 02:30:01.920 of people that can have any real impact on the 3253 02:30:01.959 --> 02:30:04.040 gorilla at any given moment. So really the gorilla is 3254 02:30:04.079 --> 02:30:05.879 only i. 3255 02:30:05.879 --> 02:30:09.239 Mean by proximity, by box, like so many even getting 3256 02:30:09.239 --> 02:30:09.680 near him in the. 3257 02:30:09.920 --> 02:30:12.879 Right because they're the space is being taken by people. 3258 02:30:13.360 --> 02:30:16.959 So like a gorilla is only really fighting maybe maybe 3259 02:30:17.079 --> 02:30:21.360 seven people at once, and that's generous. Maybe maybe a 3260 02:30:21.399 --> 02:30:23.000 little bit more, maybe maybe. 3261 02:30:22.760 --> 02:30:25.600 Ten, yeah, somewhere around ten. 3262 02:30:24.879 --> 02:30:28.000 Fifteen at any given moment. So it's still a lot 3263 02:30:28.040 --> 02:30:30.639 of people, but it's only like ten to fifteen at 3264 02:30:30.639 --> 02:30:36.239 a time. With bugs, that's a lot at a time, dude, 3265 02:30:37.040 --> 02:30:39.120 Like that's a concerning amount of time. 3266 02:30:41.399 --> 02:30:43.399 Can whoop your ass? That's easily a million at a time. 3267 02:30:43.479 --> 02:30:45.840 The roly polis will suffocate you for a while. 3268 02:30:45.879 --> 02:30:48.959 Yeah, they'll like crawl into your body, they'll choke you, 3269 02:30:50.000 --> 02:30:51.600 like just angry roly pullye too. 3270 02:30:51.680 --> 02:30:53.120 It sounds great like what they do. 3271 02:30:53.440 --> 02:30:56.319 Even just one bee gets up into your sinuses, it's over, 3272 02:30:56.959 --> 02:31:01.120 you know, like if a bee rolls in your ear 3273 02:31:03.559 --> 02:31:07.159 you imagine I want you to really vividly imagine this. 3274 02:31:07.200 --> 02:31:09.120 Imagine a bee crawls up you knows and stings you 3275 02:31:09.159 --> 02:31:10.040 in your sinuses. 3276 02:31:11.200 --> 02:31:13.280 I mean I'd want to be dead. Yeah, you kill 3277 02:31:13.319 --> 02:31:15.280 yourself right to be alive. At that point, you hear 3278 02:31:15.280 --> 02:31:17.079 it buzzn't rattling around in your head. 3279 02:31:17.360 --> 02:31:19.079 Oh my god, the harm. 3280 02:31:18.840 --> 02:31:21.440 A pee hole and stings your fucking peels good. It 3281 02:31:21.520 --> 02:31:23.479 makes it to your prostate. Stings your prostate. 3282 02:31:23.600 --> 02:31:27.239 Yeah, runs up your rector, runs up, runs runs up 3283 02:31:27.239 --> 02:31:32.719 your rectum. Stings your fucking stormfront barcode tattoo. Yeah, ruins 3284 02:31:32.760 --> 02:31:33.280 your tattoo. 3285 02:31:34.200 --> 02:31:35.680 And now you're like, I don't want to live anymore. 3286 02:31:35.680 --> 02:31:36.559 My tattoos ruined. 3287 02:31:36.600 --> 02:31:38.639 I know you can't ship without immense pain. 3288 02:31:38.920 --> 02:31:40.000 Yeah, I'm done with that. 3289 02:31:40.159 --> 02:31:43.360 Yeah you're done. I want to cock by Twisted Brothers 3290 02:31:44.280 --> 02:31:46.559 of course. Uh Andy the man who went back to 3291 02:31:46.680 --> 02:31:48.799 s her and Fevor Dandy Kingston's dad invented the N word. 3292 02:31:49.040 --> 02:31:51.280 Kingston and Chris's dad's arguing over who slaughter the most 3293 02:31:51.319 --> 02:31:54.639 jungle donting creatures. Heath Smoker Colin mor already gives a 3294 02:31:54.639 --> 02:32:00.399 little N word. Gay detective named Inspector Gaggett Shannon Sharp 3295 02:32:00.479 --> 02:32:09.040 savagely shredding Skip sphinter Uh Colin Moriarty Uh Dave blunts 3296 02:32:09.079 --> 02:32:13.719 trampled at a Travis Scott concert. Colin Moriarty bb only 3297 02:32:13.760 --> 02:32:16.760 the gayest will survive. Lead to lead me to penis, 3298 02:32:17.200 --> 02:32:21.520 lead me to penis in my behind? Uh Keith Kevin 3299 02:32:21.600 --> 02:32:26.600 Durant's feet. Colin Moriarty s j when when we did fourteen? 3300 02:32:26.680 --> 02:32:33.079 Because use me out as him fussy hold so. 3301 02:32:33.120 --> 02:32:35.559 Over skipped over skip, I'm kind of fuck skip. 3302 02:32:35.959 --> 02:32:38.280 Fuck you, I pay my TV license, bitch, mister pants. 3303 02:32:38.360 --> 02:32:45.799 Colin Moriardy, face unstopable Colin Moriarty, Ara Gorn cutting on 3304 02:32:45.920 --> 02:32:49.840 that Who's colon? While Lego Liss and Ghimbli compete over 3305 02:32:49.879 --> 02:32:54.200 who can dome the most idf soldiers. Sween's dad affectionately 3306 02:32:54.239 --> 02:32:57.200 taking talking about his fifth wife but somehow a seventh divorce. 3307 02:32:57.559 --> 02:32:59.799 Jolly old dipshit the Ace of Parades. 3308 02:33:01.639 --> 02:33:02.479 Colin Moriarty. 3309 02:33:02.600 --> 02:33:07.760 Colin Moriarty Colin Moriarty, Colin Moriarty, one hundred sweeneys versus 3310 02:33:07.799 --> 02:33:11.120 a half half a gorilla half a gorilla? 3311 02:33:11.159 --> 02:33:12.079 How does that even work? 3312 02:33:12.200 --> 02:33:13.719 Is it a gorilla cutting half? Or is it just 3313 02:33:13.760 --> 02:33:14.440 like a small gorilla? 3314 02:33:14.600 --> 02:33:15.600 That's what I was thinking, like, is it? 3315 02:33:15.680 --> 02:33:17.680 Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking cutting half. 3316 02:33:17.479 --> 02:33:19.520 A cutting half gorilla that's somehow still live. 3317 02:33:19.879 --> 02:33:24.120 Yeah, I'm giving it to Sweeney probably. Michael Vick fights 3318 02:33:24.200 --> 02:33:28.799 Crypto the super Dog. It beats him badly. Colon Moriarty, 3319 02:33:29.079 --> 02:33:35.360 Colon Colon switching it up Michael likel oh my god, 3320 02:33:35.399 --> 02:33:36.319 what the fuck is this? 3321 02:33:37.959 --> 02:33:42.760 Is this a reference to anything? Who is that? Stoj 3322 02:33:42.799 --> 02:33:49.559 a cat? Oh? You know what that looks like? 3323 02:33:49.559 --> 02:33:53.840 That looks like in ghost Sushima when you enter a 3324 02:33:53.879 --> 02:33:58.280 place that you're not supposed to be and they shoot fucking. 3325 02:33:58.200 --> 02:34:01.559 Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, I have no I'm like, 3326 02:34:01.840 --> 02:34:05.399 this must be something. I think that's why would that 3327 02:34:05.440 --> 02:34:06.120 be a xenomorph? 3328 02:34:06.280 --> 02:34:07.200 That's just her entering. 3329 02:34:07.280 --> 02:34:10.879 Loca have those things on them, those tubes? 3330 02:34:12.079 --> 02:34:16.639 I do not anything. I don't that would little batty 3331 02:34:16.760 --> 02:34:23.840 bug oh like little little Battie Bug King Steele. Wait, 3332 02:34:23.879 --> 02:34:26.479 I think you're actually right? Wait what is it? 3333 02:34:26.879 --> 02:34:32.559 A little uh little battye bug king steel king steel 3334 02:34:32.959 --> 02:34:34.760 no liking the gay little Beatles. 3335 02:34:34.920 --> 02:34:36.440 I think it might be honest something with the car thing, 3336 02:34:36.479 --> 02:34:38.360 because this is not this is this not like a 3337 02:34:38.719 --> 02:34:43.159 like who is that? It's the same again? Why is 3338 02:34:43.159 --> 02:34:43.840 she so pale? 3339 02:34:44.360 --> 02:34:46.040 She's as. 3340 02:34:47.399 --> 02:34:50.840 That's that's exceptionally like gro Yeah she's a half breed. 3341 02:34:51.319 --> 02:34:56.319 She looks very hispanic right here. Yeah, that's what's throwing me. Yeah, 3342 02:34:56.479 --> 02:34:58.959 but isn't that not like car thing or like this 3343 02:34:59.000 --> 02:35:01.000 looks like some type of like yeah, it looks like 3344 02:35:01.200 --> 02:35:02.639 like the front of a nineteen of these engines and 3345 02:35:02.719 --> 02:35:05.879 something like from Greece or the Nemesis from a buzz 3346 02:35:05.959 --> 02:35:10.040 Lightyer's Nemesis. I don't know what that. Oh, doesn't that 3347 02:35:10.079 --> 02:35:11.120 look like a little bit? 3348 02:35:11.479 --> 02:35:14.280 I thought you may got a car called the Nemesis that. 3349 02:35:14.239 --> 02:35:17.239 Would be cool as ship, though not a good guy's cars. 3350 02:35:17.680 --> 02:35:21.760 Yeah, drives. 3351 02:35:23.079 --> 02:35:26.959 It is unusually foreshadowing or like for boding right. 3352 02:35:27.040 --> 02:35:27.680 Uh. 3353 02:35:27.920 --> 02:35:30.040 Sonic fans found a way to recompyle, like Sarks sixty games. 3354 02:35:30.040 --> 02:35:32.159 Ah fuck it, I'm too tired for the ship Colon Moriarty, 3355 02:35:32.440 --> 02:35:35.879 somebody else did colon? Uh Smitchy the kid Bam Kingston's 3356 02:35:35.959 --> 02:35:40.200 dad thumb thumbing the eyes of dogs on the street. 3357 02:35:41.520 --> 02:35:44.000 Colin mori already Colin More already post nut, post clarity, 3358 02:35:44.079 --> 02:35:46.079 nut from Hell's Heart. I come at the Star Coffee 3359 02:35:46.360 --> 02:35:53.799 zero point nine. Brav Oh my god, youh Colin Moriarty, 3360 02:35:54.079 --> 02:35:57.120 consider again that dot every saintan center in history ever 3361 02:35:57.200 --> 02:36:00.000 lived there on a motive dust suspended in Sweeney's toothcare. 3362 02:36:01.120 --> 02:36:02.920 Nice, yeah, very cool. 3363 02:36:03.840 --> 02:36:10.399 Uh, Craig the Canadian Colin Moriarty, it's your boy, Seaney 3364 02:36:10.440 --> 02:36:13.399 d only the gayest will fuck the guys, lead me 3365 02:36:13.479 --> 02:36:16.319 to gay night clubs in the night, suck on the 3366 02:36:16.360 --> 02:36:18.559 shaft and cup his bald. I'll be the one to 3367 02:36:18.680 --> 02:36:19.440 save us all. 3368 02:36:19.879 --> 02:36:20.719 I don't know what that is. 3369 02:36:20.799 --> 02:36:23.920 That's uh blow me away by breaking Benjamin yet again. Okay, 3370 02:36:24.159 --> 02:36:27.760 syllables are still fucked. Nobody can get the syllables right, 3371 02:36:28.200 --> 02:36:31.000 Stark tank Fan now homeless, are now homeless and deported 3372 02:36:31.040 --> 02:36:32.959 service ad in two six seven Colin Moriardy. Colin mori 3373 02:36:33.000 --> 02:36:35.879 Yartiy Kings's Dad's singing squashed N word on Karaoke night, 3374 02:36:36.040 --> 02:36:38.799 but refusing to say the N word. Colin Moriarty stealing 3375 02:36:38.879 --> 02:36:45.000 swens mid recording Mike mid recording and moving it in. Wait, 3376 02:36:45.040 --> 02:36:51.319 what stealing Swens mid recording and moving in with his 3377 02:36:51.319 --> 02:36:54.079 father to give him the batsy boy that he always wanted. 3378 02:36:55.639 --> 02:36:56.399 I don't understand. 3379 02:36:57.719 --> 02:36:58.120 I don't know. 3380 02:36:58.200 --> 02:37:08.159 Thank you, though, yeah, thank you. You're gonna start answering 3381 02:37:08.159 --> 02:37:11.760 every question like that. Yeah, thank you though. We did 3382 02:37:11.799 --> 02:37:15.639 answer it. Maybe not to your satisfactor, but we answered it. 3383 02:37:16.239 --> 02:37:19.600 Slurban stroke and smoking joking. Colin m h Lord of 3384 02:37:19.639 --> 02:37:27.559 All Moriarty, Colin Briarty, Colin Briarty waiting for the sweet 3385 02:37:27.600 --> 02:37:29.600 hunting tear. I want his pelt. Calm already Kremlin the 3386 02:37:29.639 --> 02:37:35.079 Grumlin Colum war Mari Colin Mariai, Mari Mariachi. 3387 02:37:35.399 --> 02:37:40.000 Colin mariachis Mexican. Colin, He's got to wear some bro. 3388 02:37:40.120 --> 02:37:40.959 That sounds badass. 3389 02:37:42.719 --> 02:37:51.959 That's crazy. Look I'm ghost, it's me Colin Mariaci. What 3390 02:37:52.079 --> 02:37:53.959 are the financials for PlayStation this week? 3391 02:37:54.000 --> 02:38:00.200 Holmes? G A five still calling. 3392 02:38:00.120 --> 02:38:04.200 In there and they top twenty crazy crazy. 3393 02:38:03.840 --> 02:38:11.360 Man, crazy man, Colin Awesome, that is a great bit. Yeah, 3394 02:38:11.440 --> 02:38:15.040 the badass dude, how can this be? Holmes? I think 3395 02:38:15.079 --> 02:38:16.520 he was like he was about to kill himself and 3396 02:38:16.520 --> 02:38:18.159 he's like wait, but then you just found a new identity. 3397 02:38:18.319 --> 02:38:20.760 Yeah, yeah, you know, he just becomes Colinmaracchi, but he 3398 02:38:20.799 --> 02:38:23.440 does the same job at the same He goes in 3399 02:38:23.479 --> 02:38:25.680 the Witness Protection and changed his name to Colin Mariacci, 3400 02:38:25.719 --> 02:38:26.920 but he still does the podcast. 3401 02:38:30.079 --> 02:38:31.200 I don't know, I don't know yet. 3402 02:38:31.280 --> 02:38:33.520 The government told him that it would be that would 3403 02:38:33.520 --> 02:38:35.600 be the best way for him to you know, the 3404 02:38:35.639 --> 02:38:38.360 government told him, like, you should hide, but he doesn't 3405 02:38:38.360 --> 02:38:38.680 trust the. 3406 02:38:38.680 --> 02:38:42.719 Government, right, so right, so so. 3407 02:38:42.680 --> 02:38:46.159 He just does the same thing he did before. Calamarachi. 3408 02:38:46.239 --> 02:38:56.239 Welcome to Uh Sacred Symbolitos. Oh my god, ninth level 3409 02:38:56.239 --> 02:39:00.200 Wizard of Advocation Advocation spell. It's she Colon Calamariolady kink 3410 02:39:00.200 --> 02:39:00.920 sin'ce Dad's. 3411 02:39:00.719 --> 02:39:03.680 Voice, My boy, use your nursing skills to heal my 3412 02:39:03.719 --> 02:39:04.239 friend here. 3413 02:39:04.360 --> 02:39:09.879 Judge Holden, Wage Slave five eighty three, Colum Moriarty, the 3414 02:39:09.920 --> 02:39:12.399 Pepini Brothers, Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft movie Be Like 3415 02:39:12.479 --> 02:39:16.319 I Am Steen, DONC. Donkerson, the Colon, Swinging Slasher, Epic Rap, 3416 02:39:16.440 --> 02:39:20.760 Battles of History, Casey Anthony versus Hawk tour Girl Peepee 3417 02:39:20.879 --> 02:39:24.639 Uh will be working on a drawing for Final Fantasy. Yeah, 3418 02:39:24.680 --> 02:39:27.559 we'll change name when it's complete. Hell yeah, I was 3419 02:39:27.600 --> 02:39:31.079 fucking some butt down at a place called The Nut 3420 02:39:31.159 --> 02:39:35.360 with a femboy named Brianna wu when I walked when 3421 02:39:35.559 --> 02:39:37.600 walked in a man with a cock in his hand. 3422 02:39:37.680 --> 02:39:38.719 This is a fucking limerick. 3423 02:39:38.799 --> 02:39:41.799 What is this? I don't know. I've thought about forever. Yeah, 3424 02:39:42.200 --> 02:39:44.200 have you seen her? She's she's tried how to fucking 3425 02:39:44.639 --> 02:39:47.600 she's Oh yeah, yeah she did. It's a mate. 3426 02:39:47.600 --> 02:39:50.120 I feel so great, by the way. I'm just like 3427 02:39:51.280 --> 02:39:56.159 the people that I have chosen to shoot on even 3428 02:39:56.200 --> 02:39:59.479 before they made these like shifts, like Candice Owens and 3429 02:39:59.479 --> 02:40:02.399 Brianna Woo. I was just so on the money, of course, 3430 02:40:02.760 --> 02:40:04.399 as many of us were, to be fair, of course, 3431 02:40:04.399 --> 02:40:07.479 but like it's just kind of crazy. 3432 02:40:07.520 --> 02:40:10.680 Yeah, it's it's it's like, oh gee, the people who 3433 02:40:10.719 --> 02:40:12.079 are acting fucking crazy. 3434 02:40:12.159 --> 02:40:15.920 Yeah. Well, it's almost like psychopaths are always insane. 3435 02:40:17.280 --> 02:40:19.520 Yeah, like that crave attention. 3436 02:40:19.799 --> 02:40:21.120 Yeah crazy, how that work? 3437 02:40:21.319 --> 02:40:30.920 Fucking morals or convictions? Like weird. I'm glad racism. I'm well. 3438 02:40:30.959 --> 02:40:32.959 I saw Candias well like candas owns. I saw her 3439 02:40:33.040 --> 02:40:36.239 like she's making the raps now because she's flopping yet again, 3440 02:40:37.079 --> 02:40:40.959 because she's uh actually criticizing Israel obviously, I mean obviously 3441 02:40:41.920 --> 02:40:46.120 probably for reasons. But I saw an interview with her 3442 02:40:46.280 --> 02:40:50.760 with the Ivonne of course, and uh, unfortunately, if you 3443 02:40:50.760 --> 02:40:53.399 don't know any better, she comes across as very reasonable, reasonable, 3444 02:40:54.280 --> 02:40:56.079 like I guess you people watching that policy and me like, 3445 02:40:56.079 --> 02:40:56.600 oh man. 3446 02:40:58.319 --> 02:41:02.920 It's just like she'sus m sterning. But like whatever, it's 3447 02:41:02.959 --> 02:41:05.600 so crazy that she showed her ass on fucking Joe 3448 02:41:05.719 --> 02:41:08.159 Rogan all the way back then where I messaged him 3449 02:41:08.159 --> 02:41:11.920 and Jorgan understood that she's full of ship and somehow 3450 02:41:11.920 --> 02:41:15.479 she got rehabilitated like so quickly, and I'm like, what, 3451 02:41:16.000 --> 02:41:20.079 all right? Whatever? I feel like, I feel like, well, 3452 02:41:20.120 --> 02:41:21.639 he's just he's one of He's another one of these 3453 02:41:21.680 --> 02:41:25.200 fucking sick like like a real concentrism, like in the 3454 02:41:25.239 --> 02:41:27.319 way that we understand it in a propagandist term, is 3455 02:41:27.360 --> 02:41:31.000 not a real person. They're always lying, like anyone like 3456 02:41:31.040 --> 02:41:34.920 say Boogie right, Boogie has progressive ideals, but he was 3457 02:41:34.959 --> 02:41:37.760 like can we both get along? Like that's fake. That 3458 02:41:37.879 --> 02:41:40.799 is a fake way to exist. It's not real. So 3459 02:41:40.840 --> 02:41:44.120 then you have Vio Vonn who has some sort of ideals. 3460 02:41:44.159 --> 02:41:46.399 I don't know what he believes, per se but then 3461 02:41:46.440 --> 02:41:48.760 he'll bring on Bernie Sanders and then he'll bring on 3462 02:41:49.159 --> 02:41:51.280 the devil, you know what I mean, Like like it's 3463 02:41:51.319 --> 02:41:53.479 just like then, I'm like, you're fucking. 3464 02:41:53.440 --> 02:41:57.799 In Saturday night, lone with your own. 3465 02:41:58.159 --> 02:42:05.799 The devil he comes. He comes in with a fucking. 3466 02:42:04.079 --> 02:42:05.959 I just flew up from Hell and boy or my 3467 02:42:06.040 --> 02:42:15.799 fucking wings tired. There's an imp in the audience that. 3468 02:42:15.040 --> 02:42:17.360 It's his hype imp. It's his hype imp. 3469 02:42:20.840 --> 02:42:23.639 Some guy who are laughing so hard, some guy smashing 3470 02:42:23.680 --> 02:42:24.440 his legs into the. 3471 02:42:25.360 --> 02:42:31.520 That's like the fucking uh what was it? Uh? Sorry, 3472 02:42:32.120 --> 02:42:34.159 I can't remember his name. That was what you were 3473 02:42:34.200 --> 02:42:37.200 doing to try to come on, you guys, to reignite 3474 02:42:37.239 --> 02:42:40.479 the memory sing himself. 3475 02:42:40.879 --> 02:42:43.120 That's the choices that Actually, the devil is just Jay Leno. 3476 02:42:44.120 --> 02:42:47.479 It's it's just Red J. 3477 02:42:51.239 --> 02:42:51.280 J. 3478 02:42:51.559 --> 02:42:59.479 Redo. He just ponds and he's red jetto It's red. 3479 02:43:01.000 --> 02:43:04.040 It's me. I'm d can't you say I'm evil? 3480 02:43:04.040 --> 02:43:08.319 And you're seeing this so you hear about this thing 3481 02:43:08.319 --> 02:43:11.760 in the news about me being red? Crazy? 3482 02:43:11.840 --> 02:43:12.000 Right? 3483 02:43:13.000 --> 02:43:17.399 How expensive did how much did that cost? I got 3484 02:43:17.399 --> 02:43:19.920 red because you got a surgery or replaced all my 3485 02:43:19.920 --> 02:43:21.879 skin with red skin? Like if you if you if 3486 02:43:23.360 --> 02:43:24.559 I was getting so bruised up all the time, I 3487 02:43:24.600 --> 02:43:26.239 didn't want people to notice when it was happening to me. 3488 02:43:26.360 --> 02:43:27.959 That's actually pretty smart. It's a genius move. 3489 02:43:28.000 --> 02:43:31.159 Because I'm j Rhnto, I'm the king late night you 3490 02:43:31.280 --> 02:43:33.079 running me. 3491 02:43:33.520 --> 02:43:35.520 I've got a tank that I literally drive down the street. 3492 02:43:35.520 --> 02:43:38.239 What the fuck is that about? Please go away, Jay, 3493 02:43:38.799 --> 02:43:42.879 Please go away, Please go away. 3494 02:43:43.079 --> 02:43:44.600 I just want to see me make balloon animals and 3495 02:43:44.600 --> 02:43:49.719 make them live, and you want to see me inbu 3496 02:43:49.920 --> 02:43:50.920 rubber with sentience. 3497 02:43:51.239 --> 02:43:54.360 I like how he's so like refuses to go like 3498 02:43:54.360 --> 02:43:56.000 he has to drive down the street in a tank 3499 02:43:56.040 --> 02:43:59.280 to be like look at me, look at me, like like, 3500 02:43:59.440 --> 02:44:03.319 lay go home, I haven't made enough FUNY got enough attention. 3501 02:44:03.440 --> 02:44:04.879 Yet here's my tank. 3502 02:44:05.280 --> 02:44:08.079 You're seeing this? Who does that? Imagine being as rich 3503 02:44:08.079 --> 02:44:09.840 as him and doing stupid ship like that. 3504 02:44:10.200 --> 02:44:12.159 Yeah, it's like it's like, what the fuck is. 3505 02:44:12.159 --> 02:44:13.959 Wrong with you? Couldn't go home? 3506 02:44:14.639 --> 02:44:17.040 The amount of nothing that I would be doing. And 3507 02:44:17.079 --> 02:44:18.600 I don't mean nothing is in like I wouldn't be 3508 02:44:18.639 --> 02:44:20.559 doing anything. I just mean like I wouldn't make it 3509 02:44:20.600 --> 02:44:23.399 other people's problem. If I was rich, you would forget 3510 02:44:23.399 --> 02:44:25.680 that I exist. Yeah, you would all never see me again, 3511 02:44:26.639 --> 02:44:27.319 like you know. 3512 02:44:27.200 --> 02:44:31.319 Why the fuck? Like crazy assholes man, Yeah, crazy fucking 3513 02:44:31.399 --> 02:44:31.799 Jay Rindle. 3514 02:44:31.879 --> 02:44:32.319 Yeah about this. 3515 02:44:32.319 --> 02:44:34.920 Coming to Brian Fell, I killed him. I say it 3516 02:44:34.959 --> 02:44:36.840 is fine. I went into this podcast UDEO killed his 3517 02:44:37.040 --> 02:44:41.159 Armenian and assistant and then he's pretty tall to me. 3518 02:44:42.159 --> 02:44:46.040 Armenian Genocide Day. Yeah, that was last week. 3519 02:44:46.280 --> 02:44:52.520 Yeah, last week, last Thursday. 3520 02:44:52.079 --> 02:44:52.239 It was. 3521 02:44:52.520 --> 02:44:54.959 It was a Thursday, and I remember like going to 3522 02:44:54.959 --> 02:44:58.040 your party being like, funk, I gotta leave early. I 3523 02:44:58.079 --> 02:44:59.760 was gonna leave early anyway, but then like my headache 3524 02:44:59.840 --> 02:45:01.040 at and I left early for that reason. But I 3525 02:45:01.079 --> 02:45:03.399 was gonna be like, oh, man, tomorrow's Armenian Genocide Day. 3526 02:45:03.399 --> 02:45:06.040 I gotta go fucking grocery shopping today because they're going 3527 02:45:06.120 --> 02:45:08.440 to be closed. I have on my calendar as Armenian 3528 02:45:08.479 --> 02:45:09.319 and Convenience Day. 3529 02:45:11.360 --> 02:45:14.760 It's crazy, that's what you call well because dude, like, 3530 02:45:14.760 --> 02:45:16.959 I don't know, man, you have his Turkish calendar. 3531 02:45:17.159 --> 02:45:23.639 Yeah, I know. I know the Armenian genocide happened. I 3532 02:45:23.719 --> 02:45:27.600 get it right, but like I can't help but compare 3533 02:45:27.639 --> 02:45:32.360 it to other genocides where they don't they don't make it, 3534 02:45:33.520 --> 02:45:35.520 they don't shut everything down. For you know what I mean. 3535 02:45:35.559 --> 02:45:37.280 I lived in an area where it was predominantly one 3536 02:45:37.280 --> 02:45:38.559 group in experiences. 3537 02:45:38.600 --> 02:45:43.360 Listen, man, no, because there was literally a holocaust and 3538 02:45:43.440 --> 02:45:45.079 the Jews in New York City were let me tell 3539 02:45:45.079 --> 02:45:47.760 you something. I don't want to feed into stereotypes, but 3540 02:45:47.760 --> 02:45:48.920 they were running their business on them. 3541 02:45:49.920 --> 02:45:52.200 You know, ain't shutting down to day. Yeah, they're open 3542 02:45:52.239 --> 02:45:52.959 seven days a week. 3543 02:45:54.079 --> 02:45:54.200 You know. 3544 02:45:56.959 --> 02:45:58.760 I love the last time we got killed for it, 3545 02:45:58.959 --> 02:46:00.280 so love it. 3546 02:46:00.319 --> 02:46:04.239 I love them for it, honestly, like like nothing, nothing instilled. 3547 02:46:06.040 --> 02:46:07.319 I'm just gonna be straight up, I have I have 3548 02:46:07.360 --> 02:46:12.680 a there's there's like a thin undercurrent of Armenian bigotry 3549 02:46:12.680 --> 02:46:15.319 in me, I think. And it's not that it comes 3550 02:46:15.399 --> 02:46:19.440 from like instilled from it's literally just being from living 3551 02:46:19.959 --> 02:46:22.799 from living, and it's I know, it's not fair because 3552 02:46:22.799 --> 02:46:25.239 it's probably like the most obnoxious people here, you know 3553 02:46:25.280 --> 02:46:28.200 what I mean, It's probably not representative, but I get it. 3554 02:46:28.239 --> 02:46:33.440 I'm intellectually under like I get that look. But man, 3555 02:46:33.520 --> 02:46:37.000 I I remember going to get groceries. I remember going 3556 02:46:37.040 --> 02:46:39.840 to get groceries just one day and I was like, fuck, 3557 02:46:39.840 --> 02:46:41.840 I don't have any groceries. And then the rouse is 3558 02:46:41.840 --> 02:46:44.920 closed and then the other place is closed, and then 3559 02:46:44.920 --> 02:46:48.200 the gas station is closed, and then everything's closed. To 3560 02:46:48.239 --> 02:46:53.000 remember this genocide and I don't know was it six million? 3561 02:46:55.280 --> 02:46:59.639 You know? Look, I don't deal System. How about you 3562 02:46:59.680 --> 02:47:00.479 shut the fuck up? 3563 02:47:01.520 --> 02:47:04.360 I stopping System mean, I need my grocery. 3564 02:47:04.440 --> 02:47:05.120 I gotta live. 3565 02:47:05.239 --> 02:47:05.440 You know. 3566 02:47:05.639 --> 02:47:10.360 The System of a Down refuse to make an album 3567 02:47:10.639 --> 02:47:15.200 since two thousand and five. But in honor of our 3568 02:47:15.280 --> 02:47:18.639 media getting fucked up by the Algebraijan people or whoever 3569 02:47:19.559 --> 02:47:22.360 they made, they made. No this is recent like twenty twenty. 3570 02:47:22.559 --> 02:47:26.399 They put out two songs. They put out two songs 3571 02:47:26.399 --> 02:47:30.040 for that, and I'm just like, that is that's their people. 3572 02:47:30.799 --> 02:47:36.360 It's it's really, it's really uh or I'm just like, well, 3573 02:47:36.920 --> 02:47:37.719 hear me out, guys. 3574 02:47:40.120 --> 02:47:43.879 If we start, you know, doing stuff to the Armenian 3575 02:47:43.920 --> 02:47:44.799 people again. 3576 02:47:44.840 --> 02:47:45.600 That's crazy. 3577 02:47:45.799 --> 02:47:51.799 System Down. We're releasing an album that is inshane. Listen, listen. 3578 02:47:51.879 --> 02:47:53.159 I know it's I know it's terrible. 3579 02:47:53.200 --> 02:47:55.879 I'm going to I'm going to adapt the life of 3580 02:47:55.879 --> 02:47:58.520 Bigotry towards ar Medians because I feel like it may 3581 02:47:58.639 --> 02:48:00.840 force I got the System of a Down's head. 3582 02:48:01.079 --> 02:48:03.319 I gotta clip this moment. I gotta clip that moment. 3583 02:48:03.840 --> 02:48:07.399 That is wild. Hear me out here, fellas, Look, I 3584 02:48:07.399 --> 02:48:09.719 don't want it to happen, but if it's gonna happen, 3585 02:48:09.799 --> 02:48:10.920 here are these guys are down. 3586 02:48:11.280 --> 02:48:13.719 I worked in Glendale for four years. 3587 02:48:13.799 --> 02:48:15.879 Yeah, so you have right by the high school. 3588 02:48:16.200 --> 02:48:18.600 I went to college there and got a degree at 3589 02:48:18.639 --> 02:48:20.239 Glendale Community College. 3590 02:48:20.719 --> 02:48:26.239 You did, look, look, well, what's he gonna what's this? 3591 02:48:26.479 --> 02:48:27.239 What's this gonna happen? 3592 02:48:27.639 --> 02:48:30.920 I have plenty of Armenian friends. I think it is 3593 02:48:30.959 --> 02:48:35.159 what happens when one culture is friends is a very promptent. 3594 02:48:35.200 --> 02:48:37.959 That is also all it is. That is also part 3595 02:48:38.000 --> 02:48:38.200 of that. 3596 02:48:39.959 --> 02:48:43.120 Seventy five percent our media probably by now, so it 3597 02:48:43.280 --> 02:48:46.760 becomes you are a different person from me in my 3598 02:48:46.840 --> 02:48:49.479 area where everyone understands me, knows that I once agrees 3599 02:48:49.520 --> 02:48:51.520 with me for the most of everything. So I think 3600 02:48:51.520 --> 02:48:53.079 it's that. 3601 02:48:53.040 --> 02:48:56.440 Honestly, what I what I wish, just I just want like, here's. 3602 02:48:56.440 --> 02:48:59.000 Here's any culture could be here the way that that true. 3603 02:48:59.120 --> 02:49:02.479 But here's here's my one piece of advice to all 3604 02:49:02.479 --> 02:49:07.760 our lovely Armenian listeners, of which there are many, yeah many, 3605 02:49:07.760 --> 02:49:10.799 it's a it's a very large percent. I just want 3606 02:49:10.799 --> 02:49:13.479 to say this. If you're going to open up a restaurant. 3607 02:49:14.520 --> 02:49:18.479 It doesn't have to be Armenian fusion with some random 3608 02:49:18.520 --> 02:49:22.559 other things. Yes, you're allowed, you're you're allowed to make 3609 02:49:23.639 --> 02:49:26.120 an Italian restaurant. You're allowed to do fucking India. 3610 02:49:26.200 --> 02:49:27.639 You're allowed to do whatever you want to do. I 3611 02:49:27.680 --> 02:49:28.760 don't know what it is about not. 3612 02:49:28.719 --> 02:49:30.520 On the side anymore. I don't experience that anymore. I'm 3613 02:49:30.559 --> 02:49:32.600 not on the side. What do you mean you don't 3614 02:49:32.600 --> 02:49:34.159 experience I don't experience it anymore. 3615 02:49:34.159 --> 02:49:36.399 I don't go. I don't Oh you know, you outside, 3616 02:49:36.399 --> 02:49:38.920 I don't come over. I don't come over here for sure. 3617 02:49:39.040 --> 02:49:40.559 Yeah, you don't just go to You just go to 3618 02:49:40.680 --> 02:49:42.280 fucking Frankinson's and home. 3619 02:49:44.319 --> 02:49:47.799 Like Alta Dinas like that in Arcadia, all the way 3620 02:49:47.799 --> 02:49:48.639 to fucking Arcadia. 3621 02:49:48.719 --> 02:49:51.040 Oh you just go to these white pockets play cards, right, yeah, 3622 02:49:51.079 --> 02:49:52.600 go I go play yourself. 3623 02:49:52.639 --> 02:49:53.040 Yeah, I go. 3624 02:49:53.840 --> 02:49:57.479 Like it's just sucking u super Asian, Like my whole 3625 02:49:57.479 --> 02:50:00.159 life is always it's just like yeah, like Chinese food 3626 02:50:00.239 --> 02:50:02.479 and raising Caines. It's like, oh, it's over there. That's 3627 02:50:02.520 --> 02:50:05.040 the only thing anyway out. 3628 02:50:06.719 --> 02:50:10.360 Anyway. Uh, that's the one thing. It's just like I 3629 02:50:10.360 --> 02:50:12.680 don't know why they're so insistent. 3630 02:50:12.959 --> 02:50:15.079 It's because of the fact that there's so many Armenian 3631 02:50:15.079 --> 02:50:18.799 people here. So they're like, but infuse my culture the 3632 02:50:18.840 --> 02:50:24.159 food that people like it, like want different food. Underlook, 3633 02:50:24.200 --> 02:50:25.639 I understand I can't have a. 3634 02:50:25.600 --> 02:50:29.840 Pizza without fucking Armenian slop on top of it, Like 3635 02:50:30.000 --> 02:50:31.920 doesn't have to be you guys are in you guys 3636 02:50:31.959 --> 02:50:33.600 are in my zone right now. So I'm just like, oh, 3637 02:50:33.600 --> 02:50:35.680 you guys sound like me, and I'm it's gonna get 3638 02:50:35.680 --> 02:50:37.520 a pepperoni. Let me get a pepperoni please, And then 3639 02:50:37.520 --> 02:50:40.040 all the battle it is like nigga I did when 3640 02:50:40.159 --> 02:50:44.520 the when the puraate that blah blah blah, and then 3641 02:50:44.559 --> 02:50:46.879 that's the tomato sauce and I'm like, oh, dude, I 3642 02:50:47.280 --> 02:50:50.159 just I just want to norm lamb pepperoni. And I'm like, oh, 3643 02:50:50.200 --> 02:50:52.040 I didn't. Okay, that sounds good though, I mean I 3644 02:50:52.079 --> 02:50:52.799 would eat it, but. 3645 02:50:52.959 --> 02:50:56.399 My pepperoni sounds pretty actually, but I know what you mean. 3646 02:50:56.479 --> 02:50:59.280 I like to be I yeah, I remember there was 3647 02:50:59.280 --> 02:51:00.840 a there was a won't mention it my name, but 3648 02:51:00.879 --> 02:51:02.959 there was a there was a breakfast sandwich place that 3649 02:51:03.040 --> 02:51:05.040 opened up kind of close to me, and I remember 3650 02:51:05.120 --> 02:51:06.639 like it was being made, and I remember being like, 3651 02:51:06.680 --> 02:51:09.159 oh cool, I'm excited, oh man having a bacon egg 3652 02:51:09.159 --> 02:51:13.040 and cheese like right next door that I was about 3653 02:51:13.079 --> 02:51:14.959 to be so over the moon about it, right, and 3654 02:51:14.959 --> 02:51:15.760 then it opens. 3655 02:51:15.479 --> 02:51:16.239 And it's an Armiesia. 3656 02:51:16.360 --> 02:51:19.239 It's an Armenian fususion thing where it's just like they 3657 02:51:19.280 --> 02:51:21.879 do breakfast burritos and so it's our media and Mexican food. 3658 02:51:21.879 --> 02:51:23.680 It's like it's not at all what I thought. Yeah, 3659 02:51:24.040 --> 02:51:29.799 and it's just like, okay, cool, I would have killed 3660 02:51:29.799 --> 02:51:31.120 for a bacon, egg and cheese. 3661 02:51:31.440 --> 02:51:32.959 It is where you're at. You're not gonna get that around. 3662 02:51:33.000 --> 02:51:35.000 You got to bacon. It was like his back East. 3663 02:51:35.040 --> 02:51:37.239 Yeah, there's even like, say, dud dude, the ones that 3664 02:51:37.360 --> 02:51:40.559 New York Noah's bagels are actually not too bad. 3665 02:51:40.920 --> 02:51:44.360 Burger joint, the one the Noah's there specifically is pretty good. Yeah, 3666 02:51:44.360 --> 02:51:45.920 it's fine. It was by where I used to live. 3667 02:51:46.079 --> 02:51:47.639 Do you know do you know do you know where 3668 02:51:47.639 --> 02:51:50.040 the Dominoes is by like Olive or something. It's a 3669 02:51:50.079 --> 02:51:52.719 little past it. I think it's uh so on on 3670 02:51:52.799 --> 02:51:54.840 Glen Oaks. There's a there's a there's a there's a 3671 02:51:54.840 --> 02:51:57.920 there's a burger joint called like Apollos or something sounds Greek. Oh, 3672 02:51:57.920 --> 02:51:59.520 I don't know. I never got a burger joint that like, 3673 02:51:59.600 --> 02:52:02.600 so you just keep going. Is it good? No? So no. 3674 02:52:03.120 --> 02:52:06.879 So I live for the mom and pop burger joints, 3675 02:52:06.959 --> 02:52:09.440 like say, they're all over my hometown. Yeah, they're going 3676 02:52:09.479 --> 02:52:11.559 to South Central Jesus Christ some of the best ones. 3677 02:52:13.639 --> 02:52:15.680 This place. I got cheeseburger, right, I was like, I 3678 02:52:15.719 --> 02:52:17.840 was so excited. I'm like yeah, And I had these 3679 02:52:18.200 --> 02:52:21.440 fucking red peppers that the Armenians used to season everything, 3680 02:52:21.920 --> 02:52:24.879 and I was like, what the fuck is this because 3681 02:52:24.920 --> 02:52:26.840 you're just supposed to put like salt pepper, right, you 3682 02:52:26.959 --> 02:52:29.239 saltmn pepper burger and then you charbroil it whatever. It's 3683 02:52:29.239 --> 02:52:32.840 fucking delicious. Yeah, it's a very different flavor from what 3684 02:52:32.879 --> 02:52:36.399 I'm used to because again, I buy chicken with that 3685 02:52:36.479 --> 02:52:38.280 seasoning on it, Like I go to I go to 3686 02:52:38.319 --> 02:52:40.159 this local Armenian thing and I get it seasoned. The 3687 02:52:40.440 --> 02:52:42.680 chicken's delicious. But like when I just want to get 3688 02:52:42.680 --> 02:52:45.440 a burger proper from a joint, and then the diner 3689 02:52:45.520 --> 02:52:47.399 is set up the way that it's like normal things 3690 02:52:47.399 --> 02:52:49.479 like a Norms or whatever, the fuck you go to yeah, 3691 02:52:49.520 --> 02:52:53.440 and then I'm eating and I'm like, what is this what? 3692 02:52:54.239 --> 02:52:57.319 I was like so disappointed I could. I love it. 3693 02:52:57.360 --> 02:52:59.120 I love it, man, I love that you guys are upset. 3694 02:52:59.200 --> 02:53:00.719 Man, love it. 3695 02:53:00.719 --> 02:53:02.719 I don't have I'm not have to do with it. 3696 02:53:02.760 --> 02:53:04.760 I'm on the other side of towns so that it's 3697 02:53:04.840 --> 02:53:05.639 like regular side. 3698 02:53:05.760 --> 02:53:08.120 I am exaggerating to a degree, like I don't there's 3699 02:53:08.200 --> 02:53:10.520 there's places to It's just weird when there's like a 3700 02:53:10.559 --> 02:53:14.719 new place that opens, because like that happens infrequently, and 3701 02:53:14.760 --> 02:53:17.799 so like when it is and it is that fusion thing, 3702 02:53:18.200 --> 02:53:21.000 I notice it, and it's just like, well, why there's 3703 02:53:21.120 --> 02:53:23.680 enough places around here, there's that do all sorts of things. 3704 02:53:23.719 --> 02:53:24.920 There's so many it'd be nice. 3705 02:53:24.920 --> 02:53:27.000 And there's no breakfast and there's no breakfast sandwich place. 3706 02:53:27.000 --> 02:53:28.600 That's what bothered me. You can only go to Duncan 3707 02:53:29.200 --> 02:53:33.040 or Noah's. There's fine, but they're chains. Yeah, not like Noah's, 3708 02:53:33.040 --> 02:53:33.920 but like it's come on. 3709 02:53:34.319 --> 02:53:37.920 Yeah, there there's a there's a donut shop called Yum Yum. 3710 02:53:38.000 --> 02:53:38.639 That's not bad. 3711 02:53:39.079 --> 02:53:42.639 Yeah. For sandwiches, yeah, if you want to get some sandwiches. 3712 02:53:42.639 --> 02:53:45.159 I got some bagel sandwiches. Really, Yeah, so that place 3713 02:53:45.559 --> 02:53:46.799 assume there was just a donut place. 3714 02:53:46.959 --> 02:53:48.200 It was won by miss I was really good. 3715 02:53:48.239 --> 02:53:48.799 Twenty four hour. 3716 02:53:50.520 --> 02:53:51.879 Yeah I knew that it was twenty four hours. I've 3717 02:53:51.920 --> 02:53:54.280 I've gotten like, yeah, I've done like snapples from them, 3718 02:53:54.440 --> 02:53:56.799 so they got Yeah, I've gotten donuts from them. 3719 02:53:56.799 --> 02:53:59.280 They have break walked like three a m before and 3720 02:53:59.280 --> 02:54:00.000 gotten from there. 3721 02:54:00.079 --> 02:54:00.280 Yeah. 3722 02:54:01.360 --> 02:54:03.559 I just wouldn't. I just wouldn't in the summer getting 3723 02:54:03.559 --> 02:54:07.600 because for the when the flies are blooming, they just 3724 02:54:07.680 --> 02:54:09.959 hang out there. Because like I was like, I would 3725 02:54:09.959 --> 02:54:12.040 go like I would stop by this uh there, and 3726 02:54:12.120 --> 02:54:14.040 I was like, oh, maybe get like an ice coffee 3727 02:54:14.120 --> 02:54:16.239 or something because it's like hot, and then I'm just 3728 02:54:16.280 --> 02:54:19.559 seeing the flies just having the party. Love Fosters and 3729 02:54:19.680 --> 02:54:22.239 I'm like, why the fun with Fosters. I really like 3730 02:54:22.280 --> 02:54:24.840 they got good fucking ice cream dude. Oh really yeah, 3731 02:54:24.920 --> 02:54:26.239 I mean that's what they're mainly known for. 3732 02:54:26.360 --> 02:54:31.079 I mean I guess, yeah, what kind of ice cream 3733 02:54:31.079 --> 02:54:31.399 do they do? 3734 02:54:31.760 --> 02:54:34.840 Well, it's just like a soft serve and it's also 3735 02:54:34.879 --> 02:54:37.120 has that like I love soft it like has that 3736 02:54:37.559 --> 02:54:39.600 might go Now, the homemade ice cream has like a 3737 02:54:39.639 --> 02:54:42.280 lot of like a kind of a yellowish golden tint 3738 02:54:42.319 --> 02:54:45.040 to it, and that's not like their standard vanilla delicious. Dude. 3739 02:54:45.040 --> 02:54:48.120 I went home to New York once kind of recently, 3740 02:54:48.680 --> 02:54:49.799 and my mom was like, you want to have this, 3741 02:54:49.920 --> 02:54:51.040 You want to have some ice cream that I made. 3742 02:54:51.079 --> 02:54:53.559 I'm like, you're making ice cream ice cream? Yeah, And 3743 02:54:53.600 --> 02:54:55.440 it was pretty fucking crazy good. But I was like, 3744 02:54:56.680 --> 02:54:58.200 that didn't strike me as something that you could make. 3745 02:54:58.239 --> 02:55:01.079 I guess, you know, it just seem the right stuff. Yeah. 3746 02:55:01.079 --> 02:55:02.559 I just felt like, you know, he had a factory 3747 02:55:02.600 --> 02:55:03.520 for that. 3748 02:55:04.159 --> 02:55:05.440 My brother tried to make him a long time ago. 3749 02:55:05.440 --> 02:55:07.559 We didn't have rock salt, so that was the biggest problem. 3750 02:55:07.719 --> 02:55:08.760 You need rock salt for it. 3751 02:55:08.879 --> 02:55:10.639 Rock salt, Yeah, yeah, and that was the biggest problem 3752 02:55:10.639 --> 02:55:12.520 we didn't have. We we should regular fucking so. 3753 02:55:12.680 --> 02:55:13.319 I bet it came out. 3754 02:55:13.440 --> 02:55:17.399 Fuck it came out. It was it was like it 3755 02:55:17.479 --> 02:55:20.280 was like milk, you know, like it just didn't it 3756 02:55:20.280 --> 02:55:21.000 didn't do its thing. 3757 02:55:22.040 --> 02:55:24.399 Let's get the this is making me hungry. Actually, uh 3758 02:55:24.520 --> 02:55:27.799 Meebie Fishy Olympus gets in gravy. Colin Moriarty John strickland 3759 02:55:27.799 --> 02:55:31.079 Marks eighteen eighty nine, contributing that super fucked up drawing 3760 02:55:31.079 --> 02:55:34.000 of Kanks and Jesus. Uh the first search of calin 3761 02:55:34.040 --> 02:55:36.479 Moria already featuring Keith David Calin MORIARDIY pre rise Blake 3762 02:55:36.479 --> 02:55:39.920 eight nine to six ass ass creed enter anus testicles. 3763 02:55:39.920 --> 02:55:42.680 But it's pronounced like a Greek hero. Carnage with that 3764 02:55:42.840 --> 02:55:46.120 smooth criminal drip has to be seen to be believed. 3765 02:55:47.559 --> 02:55:49.120 No, what is that carnage wearing? 3766 02:55:49.280 --> 02:55:49.520 Uh? 3767 02:55:49.799 --> 02:55:51.920 The smooth what Michael Jackson's were. 3768 02:55:52.040 --> 02:55:55.639 Yeah, I can't even imagine that. Uh dass goopy. I 3769 02:55:55.760 --> 02:55:59.079 keep hearing Carl Sagan and thinking of Bob Saggitt. That's 3770 02:55:59.239 --> 02:55:59.719 very weird. 3771 02:56:01.840 --> 02:56:03.639 Yeah, it's welcome to. 3772 02:56:03.639 --> 02:56:08.040 America's Funniest tomb videos. They will be watching a dog 3773 02:56:08.200 --> 02:56:11.000 fall down all silly, like I would. 3774 02:56:10.840 --> 02:56:13.840 Way rather watch that, Oh yeah, instead of backing Hey 3775 02:56:13.920 --> 02:56:15.520 look at me, I'm a little dumb as kit I 3776 02:56:15.520 --> 02:56:15.959 fell again. 3777 02:56:16.520 --> 02:56:18.280 That was really egregiously bad. 3778 02:56:18.479 --> 02:56:21.159 I couldn't. I was like, this would be so much 3779 02:56:21.120 --> 02:56:23.159 funnier if he didn't do that. Yeah, just like let 3780 02:56:23.159 --> 02:56:23.680 the video play. 3781 02:56:23.680 --> 02:56:25.719 It's why I like tom Burn a lot more like 3782 02:56:25.760 --> 02:56:27.959 when he was doing a f I think they called it. Yeah, 3783 02:56:27.959 --> 02:56:30.360 I think I liked him a lot because he would 3784 02:56:30.399 --> 02:56:31.799 just let the video play like he would have like 3785 02:56:31.879 --> 02:56:33.600 his inner he would have his monologues and like. 3786 02:56:33.559 --> 02:56:34.440 I love Tom Burger. 3787 02:56:35.920 --> 02:56:37.079 Yeah, like he has that. 3788 02:56:38.239 --> 02:56:40.200 I can't find it for some reason. It is not here. 3789 02:56:40.360 --> 02:56:43.040 He has that like that old the dad, the old 3790 02:56:43.159 --> 02:56:44.840 dad from Spy Kids Energy. 3791 02:56:45.040 --> 02:56:47.239 Yeah, you know where, just like he seemed like a really. 3792 02:56:47.159 --> 02:56:51.959 Nice and then I forgot they did that show was 3793 02:56:51.959 --> 02:56:53.680 my That was when they went woke, so I didn't 3794 02:56:53.719 --> 02:56:54.280 watch it then. 3795 02:56:55.319 --> 02:56:57.360 That was when I. 3796 02:56:59.760 --> 02:56:59.879 Am. 3797 02:57:01.319 --> 02:57:03.280 I was watching that show a lot when I was 3798 02:57:03.319 --> 02:57:04.920 a kid and laughing too hard that stuff. 3799 02:57:04.959 --> 02:57:08.239 And they put al America's black at Home. 3800 02:57:08.319 --> 02:57:13.040 The Wonders, the Wonders of the universe are best. Why 3801 02:57:13.040 --> 02:57:16.879 would they put a black person in charge of America's 3802 02:57:16.920 --> 02:57:17.920 funniest tom videos? 3803 02:57:19.000 --> 02:57:25.639 People of anti woke? Carl Amazing? Where did black people 3804 02:57:25.680 --> 02:57:31.280 come from? It's so nice to be on your podcast. Yeah, 3805 02:57:31.319 --> 02:57:33.319 thank you so much, man, thank you, thank you so much. 3806 02:57:33.440 --> 02:57:34.799 I'm such a big fan of yours. 3807 02:57:34.840 --> 02:57:37.719 Of course, I think this is the best podcast in 3808 02:57:37.760 --> 02:57:38.280 the universe. 3809 02:57:38.399 --> 02:57:39.639 What do you think about the lockdowns? 3810 02:57:40.319 --> 02:57:43.920 I think it's corrupt faggots. 3811 02:57:49.000 --> 02:57:56.799 I want to go home now. Don't say that word. 3812 02:57:56.840 --> 02:57:58.920 Everybody free to say what you think. That's why I 3813 02:57:58.959 --> 02:57:59.520 love you so much. 3814 02:57:59.520 --> 02:58:01.520 I didn't say. By the way, Carl Sagan anti woke 3815 02:58:01.559 --> 02:58:02.399 Carl Sagan said. 3816 02:58:02.399 --> 02:58:03.959 He said that Carl spoke through me. 3817 02:58:04.159 --> 02:58:10.200 Yeah, anti woke Carl Sagan spoke through me. That wasn't me, 3818 02:58:11.120 --> 02:58:12.479 That wasn't Chris Maldonado. 3819 02:58:13.520 --> 02:58:15.959 Have you seen this arc that uh Neil deGrasse Tyson's 3820 02:58:15.959 --> 02:58:20.319 going on. I don't know. I think he's doing this. 3821 02:58:20.600 --> 02:58:24.559 It seems like the final boss of centrism or something 3822 02:58:25.280 --> 02:58:28.120 like where what do you mean? He's like, he'll cryptically 3823 02:58:28.959 --> 02:58:32.360 criticized Trump kind of, but then also do this weird 3824 02:58:32.399 --> 02:58:35.639 thing where it's almost it seems in support. It doesn't 3825 02:58:35.680 --> 02:58:38.600 make sense he's putting all these posts just go on 3826 02:58:38.680 --> 02:58:40.079 his official Instagram. 3827 02:58:40.200 --> 02:58:43.319 His last Twitter post is stupid, Like he talked to 3828 02:58:43.479 --> 02:58:46.879 uh oh, he had like this line of maga hats 3829 02:58:47.399 --> 02:58:50.360 and and they said different things, and one of them. 3830 02:58:50.239 --> 02:58:54.719 It just didn't say makes science great again and make 3831 02:58:54.799 --> 02:58:58.000 lying bad again, makes people, make school smart again? 3832 02:58:58.879 --> 02:58:59.280 Exactly. 3833 02:58:59.600 --> 02:58:59.760 Yeah. 3834 02:58:59.760 --> 02:59:00.879 I don't understand. 3835 02:59:00.920 --> 02:59:02.159 I don't see that as like a support. 3836 02:59:02.239 --> 02:59:04.319 The thing is that he never he never he always 3837 02:59:04.319 --> 02:59:08.120 he's always criticized him and elon a lot. But I 3838 02:59:08.200 --> 02:59:09.879 just don't like the joke because I don't want him 3839 02:59:09.879 --> 02:59:11.639 anywhere near that. I actually look up to him. I 3840 02:59:11.639 --> 02:59:12.280 think I know what you mean. 3841 02:59:12.360 --> 02:59:15.120 Like, let me give you Let me give an example. 3842 02:59:15.120 --> 02:59:17.840 So he's wearing Occupy Mars shirt and it says, this 3843 02:59:17.920 --> 02:59:21.000 is three days ago a desire both Elon Musk and 3844 02:59:21.040 --> 02:59:25.600 I have in common. Even that's it. That's like uber centrism. Sure, 3845 02:59:26.040 --> 02:59:29.079 I like, oh uh, finding common ground between this fucking 3846 02:59:29.159 --> 02:59:33.559 villain that's absolutely gutting our fucking I agree that is 3847 02:59:33.639 --> 02:59:34.399 a little center. 3848 02:59:34.479 --> 02:59:34.959 I think it's a. 3849 02:59:35.520 --> 02:59:37.360 Weird thing to do where it's like, oh, we have 3850 02:59:37.440 --> 02:59:39.719 some common ground. I think it's kind of SAME's the 3851 02:59:39.760 --> 02:59:41.760 one thing we agree on. And he may be saying 3852 02:59:41.799 --> 02:59:43.399 it's the only thing or something, but yeah, I. 3853 02:59:43.360 --> 02:59:44.600 Think that's what he's trying to say. There's the only 3854 02:59:44.600 --> 02:59:45.200 thing we agree on. 3855 02:59:45.280 --> 02:59:48.719 But like, but also, what does that do? I think 3856 02:59:49.280 --> 02:59:50.680 it's like it is, like I said, it is the 3857 02:59:50.680 --> 02:59:51.680 final boss of syndromes. 3858 02:59:51.760 --> 02:59:54.239 I do think it's I think he's a smart guy. 3859 02:59:54.559 --> 03:00:00.159 So I think there's a strategy in some sense of 3860 03:00:02.200 --> 03:00:04.719 if I can say nice things about Elon that I 3861 03:00:04.799 --> 03:00:07.680 genuinely mean, maybe he won't kill me. No, I think 3862 03:00:07.680 --> 03:00:08.319 it's more like. 3863 03:00:08.239 --> 03:00:09.559 Maybe I could draw those rechargs. 3864 03:00:09.920 --> 03:00:12.559 Yeah that maybe maybe I can get some people over 3865 03:00:12.600 --> 03:00:15.719 here and think a little bit, because ultimately, like they're 3866 03:00:16.280 --> 03:00:18.639 you know, their babies. You know, you have to you 3867 03:00:18.639 --> 03:00:20.520 have to treat them like their children, and so you 3868 03:00:20.520 --> 03:00:22.639 have to be like, hey, you know, because we want 3869 03:00:22.639 --> 03:00:24.239 to get to I want to get to Mars as well, 3870 03:00:24.799 --> 03:00:26.159 come over here. 3871 03:00:26.719 --> 03:00:29.200 A lot like he goes against like people that. 3872 03:00:29.120 --> 03:00:30.040 Are I've seen too many. 3873 03:00:30.120 --> 03:00:33.200 I've seen too many statements from him that are obviously 3874 03:00:33.319 --> 03:00:35.799 not in support for me to really look into anything. 3875 03:00:36.520 --> 03:00:38.159 I just don't want him there. 3876 03:00:38.479 --> 03:00:39.280 I don't want him there either. 3877 03:00:39.280 --> 03:00:41.120 I don't I like him too much. That's goofy. 3878 03:00:41.600 --> 03:00:43.440 Wait, where's the carnage in his fucking You. 3879 03:00:43.399 --> 03:00:45.559 Can find it on what you call on internet. It 3880 03:00:45.600 --> 03:00:46.600 has to be on Twitter somewhere. 3881 03:00:47.120 --> 03:00:49.879 I keep hearing crossing Okay Kingston. The name of the 3882 03:00:49.879 --> 03:00:53.639 Plan and Yellow Strolls is nim not nern h nim uh. 3883 03:00:53.799 --> 03:00:59.360 Colin Moriarty nine in gayis fill up my hole? Nikki's nice, 3884 03:00:59.600 --> 03:01:06.760 nice thanks, Jordan Fermented Pigmy jesus uh Calin Moriarty. Maybe 3885 03:01:06.799 --> 03:01:09.079 the comedy shorts were the rapists. 3886 03:01:09.680 --> 03:01:13.399 The rapis we met along the way already. 3887 03:01:13.520 --> 03:01:16.639 That's insane. Fuck Ian Watkins for tanting hm V hell 3888 03:01:16.920 --> 03:01:20.719 sorry Miss Jackson, badly Brave dog the baby hunter Etherian 3889 03:01:20.719 --> 03:01:23.200 needs help. Laurie's webpon Hail three penis name from melfis 3890 03:01:23.200 --> 03:01:26.600 one and rounding on our list. The ever Present and ever. 3891 03:01:26.479 --> 03:01:30.559 Loyal is getting long Man. Page four is getting long 3892 03:01:30.639 --> 03:01:32.559 Man signed. Page four. 3893 03:01:32.760 --> 03:01:35.719 Yeah, I mean it's making a page five man. Let's 3894 03:01:35.719 --> 03:01:36.639 make it a page five. 3895 03:01:36.920 --> 03:01:38.760 Let's make it ten pages. 3896 03:01:38.639 --> 03:01:43.159 Ten ten p figure, ten pages of all Colin moriartys. 3897 03:01:44.879 --> 03:01:47.159 One spirit, one more week of Colin moriarties, and we 3898 03:01:47.200 --> 03:01:49.680 spposed to goet one more week Colin Moriarty. I wanted 3899 03:01:49.840 --> 03:01:50.920 all Colin Moriarty. 3900 03:01:51.000 --> 03:01:58.440 Yeah, want it all after that. That's the new that's 3901 03:01:58.440 --> 03:02:00.840 the new DC coming. Jordan would be braving. 3902 03:02:01.120 --> 03:02:03.319 They're doing the absolute line of DC comics. I want 3903 03:02:03.360 --> 03:02:05.120 there to be the last comic that comes out the 3904 03:02:05.200 --> 03:02:07.319 end of it with the j A for that universe. 3905 03:02:07.360 --> 03:02:08.239 Get out of here. 3906 03:02:08.479 --> 03:02:10.559 We'll see you guys next time on the snark Tank podcast. 3907 03:02:11.040 --> 03:02:13.559 Remember Pagan a concess snark Tank John over there, Jump 3908 03:02:13.600 --> 03:02:17.440 on the tears Early access ad free ask questions, get 3909 03:02:17.440 --> 03:02:25.959 your name red Okay, Bye guys,