Speaker 1: Nine news nuggets you need to know.
Speaker 2: And these are the stories that clearly fell through the
Speaker 2: cracks because World War II was just about to break out.
Speaker 1: Here's our honorable mention. Honorable mention not supposed.
Speaker 2: To mention them, not to mention the honor serving with you.
Speaker 1: Didn't great and honorable modes.
Speaker 2: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 2: of honorable Mention.
Speaker 3: I noticed this trend at my latest nephew, who graduated
Speaker 3: high schools. Graduation, no clapping, hold your applause until all
Speaker 3: the names are announced. So it's going to take two
Speaker 3: damn long.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Logan went to a high school where his graduating class
Speaker 3: was a couple hundred people. It was a big class,
Speaker 3: three hundred people something like that was crazy, right, So
Speaker 3: you can imagine why you want to hold the applause
Speaker 3: because there's so many names being called. It would take
Speaker 3: all freaking day if you had to wait for all
Speaker 3: the applause. But here this was a kinder garden class
Speaker 3: where the same rule applied, no applause. The weird thing
Speaker 3: is is there were like seventeen kids in the graduating class.
Speaker 2: They could do one singular clap per graduate.
Speaker 3: One person decided this feels like a cult.
Speaker 2: Rationing claps is insanity. They've even got inflation on clapping now.
Speaker 3: They said. And the event a child doesn't have a parent, guardian,
Speaker 3: or caretaker in the audience, the one clap rule prevents
Speaker 3: feelings of jealousy, emotional rejection, or neglect among kids. Here's
Speaker 3: the thing. If you're at a kindergarten graduation and Bobby
Speaker 3: McGee's name is called and there's no clapping, everyone's gonna
Speaker 3: start clapping for Bobby McGhee. It's a very timely name.
Speaker 3: I realize that, but you know what I mean. You
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Who would let it go without
Speaker 3: applause a kid's name being your kid's kindergarten graduation and
Speaker 3: your kid's name is called, new clap and then Bobby's
Speaker 3: name is called, no one club you start clapping. Everyone would.
Speaker 1: Yes, we'd noticed that.
Speaker 2: When our kids graduated high school, it was a large
Speaker 2: enough graduating class. They did it in a football stadium, right,
Speaker 2: I think that's pretty common. And there were people they
Speaker 2: said the same thing. Hold your applause until the end
Speaker 2: so that everybody can feel great. We can celebrate all
Speaker 2: the graduates together. And then people screamed when their kid's
Speaker 2: name was called, like an entire family of fifteen people.
Speaker 3: That's so annoying.
Speaker 1: But they weren't clapping. They at least followed the rules.
Speaker 3: Number nine.
Speaker 1: At number nine, I did ninth place.
Speaker 3: If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners
Speaker 3: dirty two and I.
Speaker 1: Speak nine languages actually night basically everybody at table learning,
Speaker 1: I'd feel ready to go another nine? And niner?
Speaker 2: Did I get you a niner? In there where you're
Speaker 2: calling from Milwaukie talkie? There is a restaurant in a
Speaker 2: Royo Grande. I think it is because I'm whitening up
Speaker 2: the name, because that's what we do here in California,
Speaker 2: where if you are not careful, the seagulls will eat
Speaker 2: your food.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it was more obay. That's where it was
Speaker 1: more obey.
Speaker 2: The seagulls, if you sit outside, will eat your food.
Speaker 2: If you turn your back for a half a second,
Speaker 2: they'll pull French fries or scrambled eggs or hash browns
Speaker 2: or anything off of your eat.
Speaker 3: That's what the seagulls do at all the beach towns,
Speaker 3: right even the beaches up up in the UK. A
Speaker 3: gull has taken revenge on a man who was installing
Speaker 3: anti bird spikes by drinking the man's coffee and stealing
Speaker 3: his mug.
Speaker 2: The maintenance worker had been bird proofing some houses when
Speaker 2: he stopped at a pub for a coffee. Said he'd
Speaker 2: been talking to someone before he turned around to find
Speaker 2: the seagull helping himself to the coffee.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that they would drink the coffee.
Speaker 2: But before he can chew the bird away, the bird
Speaker 2: grabbed the mug by its little handle and flew away.
Speaker 3: That's what you get for ordering coffee at a pub.
Speaker 3: Number eight.
Speaker 2: A child is bold every eight second listening to eight
Speaker 2: different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3: Here, we've heard about people drinking tea and other hot
Speaker 3: drinks in wildly hot temperature places to ward off the heat.
Speaker 3: There's a weird thing that goes with your body where
Speaker 3: if you drink a hot temperature drink while it's like
Speaker 3: one hundred and ten outside, it actually cools down your
Speaker 3: body to handle the heat better. As counterproductive as that sounds,
Speaker 3: it is quite productive. Now Brits are being advised to
Speaker 3: drink plenty of fluids in order to avide avoid dehydration.
Speaker 3: During this heat wave. But a doctor has claimed there's
Speaker 3: a better option for tea than tea. I should say milk.
Speaker 1: I disagree.
Speaker 3: It may be more hydrating than water, according to the
Speaker 3: medical director at Metachecks.
Speaker 2: The doctor explains that because of the sugar, the protein
Speaker 2: and the fat content in milk, it actually slows the
Speaker 2: rate at which the fluid empties from the stomach. So
Speaker 2: the glass of milk would help you stay hydrated, or
Speaker 2: at least feeling hydrated over a longer period.
Speaker 3: You, with all your medical background disagree. Is that what
Speaker 3: you said?
Speaker 2: I think it sounds awful. Well, and I'll say that slowly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it sounds they'd taste good or it's pleasurable. They just
Speaker 2: said it helps your body not dehydrate.
Speaker 1: I guess there's number seven, the seventh son of the
Speaker 1: seventh son.
Speaker 3: We're on a seven days, a seven years of college
Speaker 3: stone seven seven?
Speaker 2: Where was Where was justin Timberlake when he got pop
Speaker 2: for drunk driving?
Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think it was Cape Cod.
Speaker 3: It it sounds about right. Cape Cod is where the
Speaker 3: rich go to play in the summer of the East Coast,
Speaker 3: and Cape Cod is going to start testing its sewage
Speaker 3: for cocaine and other drugs to find out when and
Speaker 3: how often resins are getting high. This sounds like a
Speaker 3: breach in privacy rights, doesn't it. Well, yes, except how
Speaker 3: much cocaine is in in the cape plenty.
Speaker 2: Well, they're looking specifically in the sewage for it, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, because that's your body expels all that stuff.
Speaker 2: But a Biobot is a company that specializes in wastewater epidemiology,
Speaker 2: and we'll start testing the surf side wastewater treatment facility
Speaker 2: for drugs fentanyl, opiates, meth nicotine, all later this month.
Speaker 2: They said, the goal is to help with recovery outreach.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that people in the Hamptons are going
Speaker 2: to be receptive to that number six.
Speaker 1: I got six, you got six, she got six. Number six.
Speaker 3: There's six more weeks of later picture of me or
Speaker 3: Rabbi and six drunk and long term and.
Speaker 1: We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 1: I don't have to go down drink another six pack.
Speaker 3: Well, an airline crew will be put up in an
Speaker 3: airport hotel. If you can't find an airport hotel, maybe
Speaker 3: something in the vicinity. And sometimes it doesn't always go
Speaker 3: by the book. Shall we say a British Airways crew
Speaker 3: was supposed to or was forced to, spend a layover
Speaker 3: night in an Italian hotel that happened to be a
Speaker 3: sex hotel.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was such a thing.
Speaker 3: You didn't know about sex hotels.
Speaker 2: I know that people have sex in hotels. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that there was a hotel that you book specifically
Speaker 2: for that. The olverail moom m o o m go on.
Speaker 3: The older you, I get grossed out more by hotel rooms,
Speaker 3: older I get, the more you still thinking when you
Speaker 3: were twenty you would sleep on the floor of.
Speaker 1: A hotel, of course I would. Now you'll barely sleep
Speaker 1: on the bed.
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly right.
Speaker 2: They said that this hotel offers a variety of themed suites,
Speaker 2: including a BDSM dungeon style room, complete with a caged
Speaker 2: bed and a standing cross with wrist cuffs.
Speaker 3: Do they provide a person for you to play around with?
Speaker 3: I don't know, because what good is a room with
Speaker 3: a cage if you don't have someone to put in
Speaker 3: the cage? Right? I always say my rule of life
Speaker 3: never five.
Speaker 1: Number? What whatnot?
Speaker 3: Five five? I have?
Speaker 1: This is the year five point five five? Would be
Speaker 1: a favorite, lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 2: I think they just have a great sense of humor
Speaker 2: over in the UK because so many of these nugget
Speaker 2: stories come out of there. A guy who is considered
Speaker 2: to be a lollipop man has been told he can
Speaker 2: no longer give high fives to kids as they crossed
Speaker 2: the road. Fifty seven year old guy guy named Neil Cotton,
Speaker 2: helps primary and secondary kids in East Yorkshire, claims he's
Speaker 2: been told to stop high fiving the kids because it
Speaker 2: upsets drivers who have to wait another ten seconds.
Speaker 3: We had a guy like this when I was in
Speaker 3: high school who lived near the high school and would
Speaker 3: hand out lollipops and candy. Wonderful man. He would also
Speaker 3: go to girls' basketball games all the time and was
Speaker 3: total enthusiast for girls basketball. And I remember being about
Speaker 3: fourteen fifteen, and I was the only one who thought.
Speaker 1: A little weird. He's now a little weird, he's now
Speaker 1: doing fifteen.
Speaker 3: No, he's like this beloved community guy that had kids himself,
Speaker 3: like the nicest guy. And I'm the one cynical proof
Speaker 3: person in the entire town where I'm like, there's not
Speaker 3: wrong with this, right, there's some little. I was a
Speaker 3: John and Ken listener before I even knew it. You know,
Speaker 3: think of the worst of people, people that wanted to
Speaker 3: be with the children, just wondering.
Speaker 1: You just wanted to watch.
Speaker 3: The girls runner guy, and I was such a cynical
Speaker 3: little a hole.
Speaker 1: Here's number four or minute.
Speaker 2: It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 1: Comment number four. This isn't the same world you left.
Speaker 2: Four years ago, a singer who died just a few
Speaker 2: hours after undergoing plastic surgery went on a boozy night
Speaker 2: out with the doctor before getting surgery. Anna Barbara Berberderini
Speaker 2: one way to get a discount right, went into cardiac
Speaker 2: arrest and died in a hospital in Turkey after getting
Speaker 2: the breast augmentation, the liposuction, and a nose job all
Speaker 2: at once.
Speaker 3: M what kind of uh well, what did the night entail?
Speaker 1: Just a lot of drinking.
Speaker 3: If you're drinking a lot or and or drugs, does
Speaker 3: that affect your anesthesia the next day?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure, And this is pre work.
Speaker 2: She'd already had a lot of work done, so she's
Speaker 2: going back in for some tune ups.
Speaker 3: She looks natural there, Hi, Number three, three shall be.
Speaker 1: The number count and the number of the counting shall
Speaker 1: be three. Fight were dead within three hours.
Speaker 2: Three security clearance level.
Speaker 1: Three, all three of the three. I got all three
Speaker 1: of you guys for the rest of your naturally born live.
Speaker 1: After about three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 2: I saw this earlier this week, and I'm not sure
Speaker 2: where it's coming from, but Ozzy Osbourne is going to
Speaker 2: be selling his DNA in liquid Death cans.
Speaker 3: Does that guy have any left? You have any DNA left?
Speaker 2: They said, the special because they will contain traces of
Speaker 2: Ozzy Osbourne's actual DNA. Liquid Death is a water company, right,
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like it, but it's a water company.
Speaker 2: Ten cans of the low calorie iced tea that Osbourne
Speaker 2: drank and then crushed himself. In the process, he left
Speaker 2: behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now
Speaker 2: own and even hand sign.
Speaker 1: Each packaging label.
Speaker 3: Saw this funny uh meme. It was somebody who said, oh,
Speaker 3: I had a snack before bed last night, and it
Speaker 3: really messed up my my glucose levels as evidenced by
Speaker 3: by Aura Rang And somebody quoted it and said, Ozzy
Speaker 3: Osbourne drank two bottles of vodka for thirty years before
Speaker 3: performing every other night.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine, You'll be okay. Here's number two.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: You? Two is one to two the two people and
Speaker 3: there's two sons and no women who ringing ying?
Speaker 1: Okay, wait to send this to my daughter.
Speaker 2: In Texas, weeks of heavy rains have plagued have prompted
Speaker 2: a plague of huge, toxic hammer head flatworms to come
Speaker 2: out of the ground in North Texas. These things are
Speaker 2: multiple feet long in many cases. They were brought to
Speaker 2: the US from Southeast Asia in the late eighteen hundreds
Speaker 2: and show up everywhere from the Pacific Northwest to New
Speaker 2: York and New York and most recently in North Town.
Speaker 3: Called demonic flesh eaters. Welcome, Welcome, weird.
Speaker 1: Number number one. We're number one, Ben, I decided to
Speaker 1: look out for number one.
Speaker 2: Are you the number one?
Speaker 3: Row?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 3: Number one, number one?
Speaker 1: All these rugby players?
Speaker 3: You ever turn on morning TV and see a penis
Speaker 3: right there on your screen?
Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
Speaker 2: Have you more reflected in the screen than it is
Speaker 2: on the screen, if that's what you're asking. But national
Speaker 2: Rugby League player made good on his promise to do
Speaker 2: a nude run if if his new South Wales team lost.
Speaker 2: The things took a turn when he turned around to
Speaker 2: the camera and they got to see his little rugby
Speaker 2: player