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<v Speaker 1>Nine news nuggets you need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>And these are the stories that clearly fell through the

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<v Speaker 2>cracks because World War II was just about to break out.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's our honorable mention. Honorable mention not supposed.

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<v Speaker 2>To mention them, not to mention the honor serving with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't great and honorable modes.

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<v Speaker 2>So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member

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<v Speaker 2>of honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 3>I noticed this trend at my latest nephew, who graduated

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<v Speaker 3>high schools. Graduation, no clapping, hold your applause until all

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<v Speaker 3>the names are announced. So it's going to take two

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<v Speaker 3>damn long.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Logan went to a high school where his graduating class

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<v Speaker 3>was a couple hundred people. It was a big class,

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<v Speaker 3>three hundred people something like that was crazy, right, So

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<v Speaker 3>you can imagine why you want to hold the applause

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<v Speaker 3>because there's so many names being called. It would take

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<v Speaker 3>all freaking day if you had to wait for all

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<v Speaker 3>the applause. But here this was a kinder garden class

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<v Speaker 3>where the same rule applied, no applause. The weird thing

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<v Speaker 3>is is there were like seventeen kids in the graduating class.

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<v Speaker 2>They could do one singular clap per graduate.

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<v Speaker 3>One person decided this feels like a cult.

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<v Speaker 2>Rationing claps is insanity. They've even got inflation on clapping now.

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<v Speaker 3>They said. And the event a child doesn't have a parent, guardian,

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<v Speaker 3>or caretaker in the audience, the one clap rule prevents

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<v Speaker 3>feelings of jealousy, emotional rejection, or neglect among kids. Here's

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<v Speaker 3>the thing. If you're at a kindergarten graduation and Bobby

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<v Speaker 3>McGee's name is called and there's no clapping, everyone's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>start clapping for Bobby McGhee. It's a very timely name.

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<v Speaker 3>I realize that, but you know what I mean. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean. Who would let it go without

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<v Speaker 3>applause a kid's name being your kid's kindergarten graduation and

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<v Speaker 3>your kid's name is called, new clap and then Bobby's

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<v Speaker 3>name is called, no one club you start clapping. Everyone would.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we'd noticed that.

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<v Speaker 2>When our kids graduated high school, it was a large

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<v Speaker 2>enough graduating class. They did it in a football stadium, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's pretty common. And there were people they

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<v Speaker 2>said the same thing. Hold your applause until the end

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<v Speaker 2>so that everybody can feel great. We can celebrate all

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<v Speaker 2>the graduates together. And then people screamed when their kid's

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<v Speaker 2>name was called, like an entire family of fifteen people.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>But they weren't clapping. They at least followed the rules.

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<v Speaker 3>Number nine.

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<v Speaker 1>At number nine, I did ninth place.

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<v Speaker 3>If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners

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<v Speaker 3>dirty two and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Speak nine languages actually night basically everybody at table learning,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd feel ready to go another nine? And niner?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I get you a niner? In there where you're

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<v Speaker 2>calling from Milwaukie talkie? There is a restaurant in a

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<v Speaker 2>Royo Grande. I think it is because I'm whitening up

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<v Speaker 2>the name, because that's what we do here in California,

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<v Speaker 2>where if you are not careful, the seagulls will eat

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<v Speaker 2>your food.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, it was more obay. That's where it was

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<v Speaker 1>more obey.

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<v Speaker 2>The seagulls, if you sit outside, will eat your food.

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<v Speaker 2>If you turn your back for a half a second,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll pull French fries or scrambled eggs or hash browns

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<v Speaker 2>or anything off of your eat.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what the seagulls do at all the beach towns,

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<v Speaker 3>right even the beaches up up in the UK. A

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<v Speaker 3>gull has taken revenge on a man who was installing

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<v Speaker 3>anti bird spikes by drinking the man's coffee and stealing

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<v Speaker 3>his mug.

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<v Speaker 2>The maintenance worker had been bird proofing some houses when

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<v Speaker 2>he stopped at a pub for a coffee. Said he'd

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<v Speaker 2>been talking to someone before he turned around to find

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<v Speaker 2>the seagull helping himself to the coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that they would drink the coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>But before he can chew the bird away, the bird

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed the mug by its little handle and flew away.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you get for ordering coffee at a pub.

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<v Speaker 3>Number eight.

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<v Speaker 2>A child is bold every eight second listening to eight

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<v Speaker 2>different bosses drawn on about mission statements.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, we've heard about people drinking tea and other hot

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<v Speaker 3>drinks in wildly hot temperature places to ward off the heat.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a weird thing that goes with your body where

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<v Speaker 3>if you drink a hot temperature drink while it's like

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and ten outside, it actually cools down your

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<v Speaker 3>body to handle the heat better. As counterproductive as that sounds,

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<v Speaker 3>it is quite productive. Now Brits are being advised to

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<v Speaker 3>drink plenty of fluids in order to avide avoid dehydration.

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<v Speaker 3>During this heat wave. But a doctor has claimed there's

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<v Speaker 3>a better option for tea than tea. I should say milk.

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<v Speaker 1>I disagree.

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<v Speaker 3>It may be more hydrating than water, according to the

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<v Speaker 3>medical director at Metachecks.

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<v Speaker 2>The doctor explains that because of the sugar, the protein

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<v Speaker 2>and the fat content in milk, it actually slows the

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<v Speaker 2>rate at which the fluid empties from the stomach. So

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<v Speaker 2>the glass of milk would help you stay hydrated, or

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<v Speaker 2>at least feeling hydrated over a longer period.

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<v Speaker 3>You, with all your medical background disagree. Is that what

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<v Speaker 3>you said?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it sounds awful. Well, and I'll say that slowly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds they'd taste good or it's pleasurable. They just

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<v Speaker 2>said it helps your body not dehydrate.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess there's number seven, the seventh son of the

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<v Speaker 1>seventh son.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on a seven days, a seven years of college

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<v Speaker 3>stone seven seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Where was Where was justin Timberlake when he got pop

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<v Speaker 2>for drunk driving?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're right. I think it was Cape Cod.

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<v Speaker 3>It it sounds about right. Cape Cod is where the

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<v Speaker 3>rich go to play in the summer of the East Coast,

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<v Speaker 3>and Cape Cod is going to start testing its sewage

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<v Speaker 3>for cocaine and other drugs to find out when and

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<v Speaker 3>how often resins are getting high. This sounds like a

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<v Speaker 3>breach in privacy rights, doesn't it. Well, yes, except how

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<v Speaker 3>much cocaine is in in the cape plenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're looking specifically in the sewage for it, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, because that's your body expels all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But a Biobot is a company that specializes in wastewater epidemiology,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll start testing the surf side wastewater treatment facility

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<v Speaker 2>for drugs fentanyl, opiates, meth nicotine, all later this month.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, the goal is to help with recovery outreach.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure that people in the Hamptons are going

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<v Speaker 2>to be receptive to that number six.

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<v Speaker 1>I got six, you got six, she got six. Number six.

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<v Speaker 3>There's six more weeks of later picture of me or

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<v Speaker 3>Rabbi and six drunk and long term and.

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<v Speaker 1>We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to go down drink another six pack.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, an airline crew will be put up in an

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<v Speaker 3>airport hotel. If you can't find an airport hotel, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>something in the vicinity. And sometimes it doesn't always go

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<v Speaker 3>by the book. Shall we say a British Airways crew

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<v Speaker 3>was supposed to or was forced to, spend a layover

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<v Speaker 3>night in an Italian hotel that happened to be a

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<v Speaker 3>sex hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know there was such a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't know about sex hotels.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that people have sex in hotels. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that there was a hotel that you book specifically

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<v Speaker 2>for that. The olverail moom m o o m go on.

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<v Speaker 3>The older you, I get grossed out more by hotel rooms,

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<v Speaker 3>older I get, the more you still thinking when you

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<v Speaker 3>were twenty you would sleep on the floor of.

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<v Speaker 1>A hotel, of course I would. Now you'll barely sleep

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<v Speaker 1>on the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly exactly right.

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<v Speaker 2>They said that this hotel offers a variety of themed suites,

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<v Speaker 2>including a BDSM dungeon style room, complete with a caged

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<v Speaker 2>bed and a standing cross with wrist cuffs.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they provide a person for you to play around with?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, because what good is a room with

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<v Speaker 3>a cage if you don't have someone to put in

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<v Speaker 3>the cage? Right? I always say my rule of life

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<v Speaker 3>never five.

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<v Speaker 1>Number? What whatnot?

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<v Speaker 3>Five five? I have?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the year five point five five? Would be

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<v Speaker 1>a favorite, lose five pounds immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they just have a great sense of humor

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<v Speaker 2>over in the UK because so many of these nugget

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<v Speaker 2>stories come out of there. A guy who is considered

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<v Speaker 2>to be a lollipop man has been told he can

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<v Speaker 2>no longer give high fives to kids as they crossed

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<v Speaker 2>the road. Fifty seven year old guy guy named Neil Cotton,

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<v Speaker 2>helps primary and secondary kids in East Yorkshire, claims he's

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<v Speaker 2>been told to stop high fiving the kids because it

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<v Speaker 2>upsets drivers who have to wait another ten seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a guy like this when I was in

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<v Speaker 3>high school who lived near the high school and would

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<v Speaker 3>hand out lollipops and candy. Wonderful man. He would also

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<v Speaker 3>go to girls' basketball games all the time and was

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<v Speaker 3>total enthusiast for girls basketball. And I remember being about

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<v Speaker 3>fourteen fifteen, and I was the only one who thought.

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<v Speaker 1>A little weird. He's now a little weird, he's now

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<v Speaker 1>doing fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's like this beloved community guy that had kids himself,

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<v Speaker 3>like the nicest guy. And I'm the one cynical proof

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<v Speaker 3>person in the entire town where I'm like, there's not

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with this, right, there's some little. I was a

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<v Speaker 3>John and Ken listener before I even knew it. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>think of the worst of people, people that wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>be with the children, just wondering.

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<v Speaker 1>You just wanted to watch.

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<v Speaker 3>The girls runner guy, and I was such a cynical

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<v Speaker 3>little a hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's number four or minute.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.

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<v Speaker 1>Comment number four. This isn't the same world you left.

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<v Speaker 2>Four years ago, a singer who died just a few

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<v Speaker 2>hours after undergoing plastic surgery went on a boozy night

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<v Speaker 2>out with the doctor before getting surgery. Anna Barbara Berberderini

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<v Speaker 2>one way to get a discount right, went into cardiac

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<v Speaker 2>arrest and died in a hospital in Turkey after getting

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<v Speaker 2>the breast augmentation, the liposuction, and a nose job all

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<v Speaker 2>at once.

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<v Speaker 3>M what kind of uh well, what did the night entail?

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<v Speaker 1>Just a lot of drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're drinking a lot or and or drugs, does

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<v Speaker 3>that affect your anesthesia the next day?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sure, And this is pre work.

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<v Speaker 2>She'd already had a lot of work done, so she's

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<v Speaker 2>going back in for some tune ups.

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<v Speaker 3>She looks natural there, Hi, Number three, three shall be.

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<v Speaker 1>The number count and the number of the counting shall

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<v Speaker 1>be three. Fight were dead within three hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Three security clearance level.

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<v Speaker 1>Three, all three of the three. I got all three

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys for the rest of your naturally born live.

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<v Speaker 1>After about three days, they both start to stink.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this earlier this week, and I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 2>where it's coming from, but Ozzy Osbourne is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be selling his DNA in liquid Death cans.

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<v Speaker 3>Does that guy have any left? You have any DNA left?

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<v Speaker 2>They said, the special because they will contain traces of

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<v Speaker 2>Ozzy Osbourne's actual DNA. Liquid Death is a water company, right,

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't sound like it, but it's a water company.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten cans of the low calorie iced tea that Osbourne

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<v Speaker 2>drank and then crushed himself. In the process, he left

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<v Speaker 2>behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now

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<v Speaker 2>own and even hand sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Each packaging label.

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<v Speaker 3>Saw this funny uh meme. It was somebody who said, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I had a snack before bed last night, and it

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<v Speaker 3>really messed up my my glucose levels as evidenced by

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<v Speaker 3>by Aura Rang And somebody quoted it and said, Ozzy

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<v Speaker 3>Osbourne drank two bottles of vodka for thirty years before

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<v Speaker 3>performing every other night.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be fine, You'll be okay. Here's number two.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>You? Two is one to two the two people and

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<v Speaker 3>there's two sons and no women who ringing ying?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait to send this to my daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>In Texas, weeks of heavy rains have plagued have prompted

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<v Speaker 2>a plague of huge, toxic hammer head flatworms to come

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<v Speaker 2>out of the ground in North Texas. These things are

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<v Speaker 2>multiple feet long in many cases. They were brought to

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<v Speaker 2>the US from Southeast Asia in the late eighteen hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>and show up everywhere from the Pacific Northwest to New

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<v Speaker 2>York and New York and most recently in North Town.

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<v Speaker 3>Called demonic flesh eaters. Welcome, Welcome, weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Number number one. We're number one, Ben, I decided to

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<v Speaker 1>look out for number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you the number one?

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<v Speaker 3>Row?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one?

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<v Speaker 3>Number one, number one?

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<v Speaker 1>All these rugby players?

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<v Speaker 3>You ever turn on morning TV and see a penis

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<v Speaker 3>right there on your screen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you more reflected in the screen than it is

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<v Speaker 2>on the screen, if that's what you're asking. But national

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<v Speaker 2>Rugby League player made good on his promise to do

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<v Speaker 2>a nude run if if his new South Wales team lost.

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<v Speaker 2>The things took a turn when he turned around to

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<v Speaker 2>the camera and they got to see his little rugby

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<v Speaker 2>player