Speaker 1: Damn boys in town. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode
number three hundred and twenty, dude.
Speaker 2: That's like twenty episodes after three hundred.
Speaker 1: Today we are talking about WWE Raw September twenty six,
two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: Mmmm.
Speaker 2: A great year for wrestling and I was hoping to
go into the show with that same feeling. But there's
more to divulge and that later. This is, of course,
the last episode of Monday Night Raw on Spike TV
before they go back to the USA Network for the
big homecoming events that you'll hear about a million times
on this episode of Watch.
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WWE Raw September twenty six, two thousand.
Speaker 2: And five Fox TV. Dam fuck the UFC, and we'd
love the USA Network.
Speaker 1: USA, USA, you can't say that here. You can't say
that here.
Speaker 3: No, you can't say the kids.
Speaker 2: That's what's happening here. We're talking about the final episode
of Raw on Spike TV before they head on over
back to the USA Network and Uh. On this episode,
we'll talk about all the things that transpired on this show,
not only with this lovely Raw roster from two thousand
and five, but what was going on with Spike and
the WWE and also UFC and TNA at the time.
So before we talk about this Raw, let's talk about
what was going on in world wrestling at the time.
With the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer September twenty first,
two thousand and five, Meltzer writes, the battle of October
third between Spike TV and the USA Network has heated
up even more. USA announced on September thirteenth that would
now have more than four straight hours of w B
programming the first night to make it clear that both
USA and WWE do consider the USC just so yes
said nothing spikes the ratings more than more. WWE I was.
Speaker 1: Just thinking in two thousand and five, I would love
four hours of.
Speaker 2: All bove USAWW do consider the UFC as competition. They
have moved the start time of Road to seven to
fifty five pm, getting a five minute jump on the
UFC Unlease show that will serve as a pregame show
to the two hour live special that begins at nine pm.
In addition, WW will have a fourth hour schedule to
start whenever they're Raw Slash whatever show they have called
Raw Exposed. Ww's ten greatest moments is.
Speaker 1: What they're WW Reaction.
Speaker 5: Explosion, a count a clip show after Raw.
Speaker 2: Three hours of Raw and then hosted by dude. I
think it might be for as no Way, No Way.
Actually the the idea is not allowed both Raw and
the live UFC special and simultaneously and feed Spike a
good rating in both networks fighting over the respective sports
slash entertainment properties. The biggest beneficiary could be T and
A will She'll be debuting on Monday night at midnight
after both networks conclude their main program So there's a
lot of fucking shit here. So there's been a lot
of back and forth issues between both So I'm gonna
run down kind of what's been sparking the flame. So
on August twenty ninth, just two hours before the live
Raw was set to begin, Spike TV decided to air
two commercials for the debut of T and A on
its network that would be wasn't happy about this. September first,
after getting the demographic breakdowns two days earlier, showing Ultimate
Fighter at eleven five pm to midnight drew a three
point seven to one rating Spike's target age group. The
network decides to Fight to retain its status as the
number one cable network on Monday nights that basically had
conceded to USA when it picked up Brawl, Spike asked
UFC to add a two hour live special go headhead
with Rawl's debut on the USA network. Spike TV also
decided that Ultimate Fighter, which was scheduled to run its
first showing starting Occober first, to be on Saturdays at
nine pm as part of slamming Saturday Night, decided to
keep Ultimate Fighter first run show on Monday nights after
the conclusion of Raw, so a lot of Spike TV
makes a decision at his second te and A area
at midnight on Monday nights after Ultimate Fighter September sixth,
in response to WWE announces the return of Steve Austin,
Paul Cogan, Triple h mcfoley, and Man to Raw on
the Raw Homecoming episode, which is Molsh says the type
of star power is something that UFC simply can't compete
with when it comes to marginal viewers. Then, to get
a jump on Raw and built for Ultimate Fight Night,
Spike decides to preempted eight to eight PM with an
episode of CSI, which is the highest rates show on
the network except for Raw, in order to air a
one hour episode of UC Unleashed. Then WW added a
third hour of Raw starting at eight, and then USA
Network moved Raw to seven to fifty five pm to
get a jump on that show, and then added a
fourth hour of Raw exposed after live Raw from Dallas
ends very very fucking petty. Yeah, very short window. And
I guess that would explain what happens on this show
because there is a lot of heat.
Speaker 5: They just keep adding. There's this like unlimited programming. They
could just add like their best shows ever, And we're
gonna do.
Speaker 2: Six hours of Heat and we got the roster for it,
and UFC is gonna air bum Fights hosted by Mayhem Millard.
With just a few weeks to go before it's Spiked
TV debut, T and I put on one of the
best matches of last decade in North America for the
main event of its Unbreakable pay per view on September eleventh, Orlando,
before the usual turnarway crowd of eight hundred fans that
you reversal, which was aj Styles, Samojo and Christopher Daniels
in a match which was flip flopped at the last
minute by Jeff Garrett above the Raven Rhino NWA title match.
There had been long standing feeling that the NWA title
has to go on last, but in hindsight it was
the right move, as it would have been difficult for
Raven and Rhino to follow an incredible match like that
From the Observer. October third, two thousand and five, Spike
publicly said they want to compete with Raw, had no
interest in wrestling, and would move UFC to Saturday night. Well,
things certainly changed. Spike signed TNA and is testing the
Waders for Monday nights for now. Starting on October third,
Spike is expected to embark on a major slam in
Saturday night ad campaign built around UFC and TNA, but
the idea of using UFC TNA are both as head
to head competition with RAW at some point in the
future past October third, is something they've talked about with
both organizations. Spike then went on the attack with commercials,
and I think this is where things got to even worse.
I think in regards to what WW was going to
do on this Raw t and.
Speaker 1: N's relationship with wrestling is just like historically bad.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, like it always ends this way, Uh.
Speaker 1: From ECW to WB to TNA. It's always a bad
ending story.
Speaker 2: So the UFC commercials that Spike was airing emphasized what's real,
not wrestling, to the point that McMahon was furious and
they reached a compromise that they wouldn't air those commercials
during wrestling. The TNA commercials emphasize action in the ring
and no longer periods of talking, and the TENA commercials
have run for weeks in the body of the RAW program.
To Vince's chagrin, the UFC night on October third, which
wasn't even advertised until this weekend, was pushed hard during
wrestling with obvious knocks about how starting Monday you'll see
real fights with no scripts. It was well known that
Spike had told WWE they could plug the October third show.
All they wanted to as the final Spike Show, which
Spike was paying for, was really an infomercial for show
on USA, but they couldn't mention USA network. Spike and
everyone in wrestling for that matter, fully expected McMahon would
do what he wanted to do, no matter what the
instructions were from the people paying for the show. Feeling
was they weren't going to cut the feet off on
the show. Well, they did cut off the sound and
flash some technical difficulty video edits when w D camermonan
attempted to show posters talking about the move. Finally, about
an hour and forty into the show, a compromise was reached.
Ww agreed that they would put over the relationship with
Spike on the air after burying the network in bleep
dot commentary on the same show, which made the overseas
fans think what the hell is going on? In exchange,
they would allow ww to plug the move to USA. Uh.
And then that's obviously what we saw on this show
that I'm excited to talk about that, obviously, because I've
I don't know if that's happened before in wrestling. I
guess the only thing. The other time it happened was
when they Paul Haymond did dead promo.
Speaker 1: For that Big Buck. Yeah, just what I'm saying. They've
had relationship, Yeah, through out all of wrestling. Really, it
feels like everyone goes out on a sour note.
Speaker 3: Hi, Darny, you kick me off the air?
Speaker 2: Then should have did the same thing.
Speaker 1: Have a big fuckers.
Speaker 2: And w w E news. Dusty Rhodes apparently is being
taught to work with a computer as part of his
new role on the writing team. I don't know why
this is. Let me go to the I'll buy No
Black Sheep.
Speaker 1: Dusty never wrote anything down. He just said shit out
loud and hoped everyone remembered by the next time they
came back in. That's just how old.
Speaker 2: School he was, and like, that's kind of kick ass.
Last thing here, most importantly, Triple H is appearing in
a new Wendy's commercial. It's a deal where different people
make burgers the way they like them, and he makes
one and he calls it the Triple H Burger.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at the Triple Hburger. There's a video on
our subreddit called Triple H Burger what.
Speaker 3: Two years ago?
Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome. Yeah, okay, so yeah three burgers right
trip blach Way probably awesome.
Speaker 1: You know, cheese on that. It's just like a bunch
of square patties and onions. The looks like that's a
fucking Saturn burger. What do you gots and buns eating
that shit? Man?
Speaker 2: Well, is it for the observant? Now, let's talk about
WWE Monday Night Raw for September twenty sixth, two thousand
and five.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's get into it. We get the
globe bumper at the beginning of the show, and then
it shows it shows a picture of Eric Bischoff here
in the crowd, booze. Does this look jankier than usual?
Speaker 2: This is a like way more fucked up png of Eric.
Speaker 1: I was watching like a fake version of RAW at first,
like a bootleg version.
Speaker 2: Someone was just doing it for their universe mood and
clip that in.
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean, I've never seen it look like this ever.
Speaker 5: Due it's like sure gray hair and it's like a
weird p I don't know, it's like.
Speaker 2: It was a jacket.
Speaker 1: My brain doesn't remember this version.
Speaker 2: No, I mean neither. Well, you know they maybe they
purposely made it shitty for the Spike last episode. Here's
a shitty intro for you, Spike.
Speaker 1: You they should have went all in and just started
doing shitty lower thirds and shitty pyro. They do that
all the time.
Speaker 4: Anyways, that the funniest ship they Spike TV pay for
this episode.
Speaker 1: You just have a shitty pyro, a little screen on
the stage. It doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Names are all wrong.
Speaker 1: So you go to USA Network next week and it's
a WrestleMania stage. USA Network paid for this, turning around
pointing at the fucking big stage. Big, Well, we get
the intro to the show. Uh, this is very famous,
of course. Now get the drugs and the money and
the drugs.
Speaker 2: And get them all and sex, get their sex. Nothing
forever like rall on Spike. Yeah, they show. Uh. The
few differences or really the one difference I saw on
the intro than what I'm used to is they had
multiple Matt Hardy being angry at edge clips. One of
them I'm pretty sure was from the episode where he
yells r O eh, we still gonna talk.
Speaker 1: About all right, that's started a few with Triple Over.
That So I got your burger, the one onions.
Speaker 2: Guy Rick Flair hasn't has a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Well, Jim Ross welcomes us to Waco, Texas. John Cena
and Shawn Michaels will be teaming up tonight to take
on Carlito and Chris Masters in a tag team tables match.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was trying to get any territory main event.
Yeah right, that makes a lot of sense. Why but
like I thought, maybe last week, like somebody got put
through a table and that's why we got here. Now
was just fucking let's just do it.
Speaker 1: Well, I was surprised they didn't advertise that it's a
Texas Tornado tag team tables match. Since they're in Texas.
I definitely think that's why it was supposed to happen, right,
But they just say it's a tag team tables match.
Speaker 2: I don't mention that at all until the match starts.
Oh yeah, this is a Tornado.
Speaker 1: No one knew, is Jim. So we start off with
a Vince McMahon town hall. Vince comes out and ask
the crowd for a bigger pop.
Speaker 2: Which was a staple of his UH run. Really, so
Vince gets in the ring and vinceys Tonight's gonna be
a historic week here on Monday Night Raw. We're gonna
kick things off with a championship match here momentarily, so
vinces Tonight's historic because tonight mark's the last broadcast of
Monday Night Raw. And Spike DV and many of her
recall five years ago when we left UH the USA
Network to come to what was then known as a
Nashville Network, then the National Network, and then finally the
Spike DV. And since then, Spike TV has done a
lot of growing up, and so is the WWE. And
I'd like to say we've been pretty good tag team partners,
and I like to thank Spike for being such good
tag team partners. But next week, Monday NIGHTRA returns home.
Next week, Monday Night Raw returns back to the USA Network,
and what a homecoming it's gonna be. So at this
point is when things start getting fun back to the
USA Network, and one of homecoming, it's gonna be get
censored that part, just doesn't They just bleep that entirely like.
Speaker 3: To run off the rip.
Speaker 5: There're censoring them from the moment to shows.
Speaker 2: They let him and they said, hey, hey, buddy, you.
Speaker 1: It just cuts the audio feet completely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like not even like a beep or
just sign.
Speaker 1: Crowd and everything just cuts it off. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then we come back from the censored part, and he says,
three hours of the biggest homecoming ceremony you've ever witnessed.
I mean, he should have just had them leap the
three hour part. I'm not fucking watching this.
Speaker 1: Make it far.
Speaker 2: Including John seen the WWE champion, defending his title against
Rawl's very own general manager, Eric Beschoff.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love the idea that the problem here isn't
that Raw is suffering from a lack of interesting things
going on. Uh, but it's just because the show isn't
long enough. It just simply isn't long enough. We need
more time, make it better, as if we doubled it
and made it four.
Speaker 2: Hours, and then for as you can tell as the
we'll talk about it. As this unravels on the show,
very quickly, you realize, oh, they didn't have enough for
a full three hour show. They are desperate to fill
this son of a bitch. So he mentions Eric Bischoff
and Kurt angles music hits and Kirk comes out. Vince
is orchestrating the you suck chance. Kirk gets in the
ring and him and Vince Kurt like.
Speaker 1: Kurt comes out to tell Vinci man, I will be
staying on Spike TV. What do I like it here?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, you want to go to sci Fi? Kurt,
I don't think that gold medals. Weren't that cup of coffee?
Speaker 2: No, So Kurt gets in the ring and him and
Vince are talking shit to each other for like what
it feels like an entire minute off the mic. That's
probably exactly what the exchange. Jeam just said. I'm staying
on Spike. What the fuck you're talking about? So Kurt says,
you know something, Vince, I heard you talking about the
WB Championship match set for next week's WWE Homecoming. I
mean they call it w B Homecoming the whole night,
like that's the pay per view name. That's how like
much they are trying to drive this sucker. Uh. And
he says, I have to admit I was a little
bit upset that you picked Eric Bischoff in to face
John Cena next week. I started to think, so I
came here to clarify, as you know, I defeated John
Cena unforgiven, so I deserve a shot. Well, Kurt says
he got first DIBs on who wins next, whether it's
Eric Bischoff for John Cena, I faced the champion. He
says that, like so earnestly, like, oh, whether it's Bischoff
for Sena, and Vince says, all right, well make a
disa point. Yes you're qualified, no question. You're a former
champion in your line and Kurt flashes his medals and
Vince says, yeah, you're an Olympic gold medals as well,
and Kurt says, you're damn right ie. Vince says, well,
that probably qualifies you for a title shot, and then
Sewn Michael's music kids, Oh my god, we're really fucking
loaded up this raw. Sean comes in the ring and
Vince is super fired up for Him's that gar Frank
this shh rightalls.
Speaker 1: Like looks at him like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with you? Introduction man? And Sean says,
hold on a second, money bags, I want to clear
something up. You're giving the Olympic guy all the championship
matches that's right, because he was, you know, victorious and unforgiven.
I just want to clarify, that's what would put one
on line for a tunnel match, said, victory and unforgiven.
I want it unforgiven. So I won a title match.
I mean, Kurt Angle is so fantastic here. I mean
I actually the Shawn and Kurt actually I always enjoyed
whether in the ring is.
Speaker 1: Very good at answering in earnest like that's true, you know,
even if it's the most ridiculous thing ever. I believe
that he answers true. Yeah right, So Curt says, are
you kidding me?
Speaker 2: God? I think the master lot cut off the circulation
to your damn brain in case you forgot remember WrestleMania
because I made your ass tap out? And HBK says,
huh cut off my blood float of what I remember WrestleMania.
I was there, But do you remember vengeance a little
ding sweet chin music? Hbk's hand raised in victory or
even Stephen, and Kurt looks at him and says, yeah,
well I beat you first, which is so fucking ridiculous.
And Sean says, oh ho ho, you beat me first?
Is that the game we're gonna play, and Chris says, yeah,
I'll play games. Do you want to play games? I'll
play games. He's so fucking ridiculous, and it says, hold
on up, I'm gonna solve our problem. You each have
a victory over the other. Pretty simple. Next week at Homecoming,
it's gonna be Kurt Angle over Shawn Michaels the rubber match,
and the match will go a long way to determine
who will be facing the ww champion. But this shouldn't
be an ordinary match. We got a lot of time
to fill. This should be a two hour iron Man match.
Speaker 1: What do you think? How about thirty.
Speaker 2: Deal?
Speaker 1: Let's two two in a row?
Speaker 3: Three iron Man?
Speaker 2: Holy shit? Or each half is a fucking iron Man.
Jesus God. That's next week. I promise you a championship
match kick things off. So here we go, bring them
all down like, no announcement of what it is or whatever.
But Trisha's music hits and we get a big fucking
pop and I'm assuming that's what the plan was.
Speaker 1: We have the WWE's Slam of the Week, brought to
you by Juicy Drop Pop. That's right, get the most
convoluted candy you've ever had.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, James, you know, juice up the flavor with
the great tasting juicy drop of pop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, there's just way too much going on with this.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't like it. It's like a It's
like a little fucking ring. You put it around your
finger and it has a long juice everywhere. You justore
spill a juice onto shit.
Speaker 3: It's like it's still making the candy.
Speaker 5: They just turn it into juice and you drink it
is out this That's.
Speaker 2: What juicy drop pop Tony is a sweet lollipop with
sour jol candy experience. Apply as much or as little
sour liquid to the sweet lollipop to make the perfect mix,
and a fun and portable container. Comes in a sortment
of fruity flavors knock out punch, blue Rebel, Rald, cherryberry,
blue ras, watermelon, and strawberry watermelon.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean children love convoluted candies. I mean whatever,
if you can add nine steps to a piece of candy,
like children.
Speaker 2: Could coct us some bullshit. I'm pouring this.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the fun sticks or whatever where Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they still make those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, were straight up snorting the powder off the counter, like.
Speaker 2: Was not going on that fucking cardboard stick that it
tastes like you.
Speaker 3: I only ate the stick. I hated the powder.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys did this either, but
like in school, we used to like trade and sell,
like kool Aid packets. Just wouldn't even put water and
he just to the head gool aid packs.
Speaker 2: The ship was going everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's like drug deals going down.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have no phones.
Speaker 2: We just hadkool Aid packets and when I got juicy
drop pops.
Speaker 1: Well, Trish returns for her first match since April and
beats Tory, but is glombed along with Ashley by Tory,
Victoria and Candace Michelle.
Speaker 2: Yes, the I think they end up be called They
eventually become what the Vince's devils, so they're not Charlie's angels.
Speaker 1: Fuck me?
Speaker 2: Oh you like it?
Speaker 1: It's just crazy. I mean like they were like, yeah,
just fucking let's rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote it. Like it.
Speaker 1: Well, we have Trish Stratus with Ashlee versus Victoria with
Tory Wilson and Candace Michelle.
Speaker 2: Yes, women's title match.
Speaker 1: I think yes, Trisha is the women's champion and Victoria
is trying to beat her for that title. Tory Wilson
is here.
Speaker 3: With the dog.
Speaker 2: Yes, Chloe Well.
Speaker 1: Trish strikes first, and we start off with a strike exchange.
Trish heads scissors Victoria to the outside.
Speaker 2: Very awesome.
Speaker 1: Victoria takes advantage of the separation and spears Trish when
she comes to the outside, and then Victoria sends Trish
into the crowd.
Speaker 2: Dude sends her over the barricade. Fucking was crazy. I
don't know if that was an accident, but it worked out.
Speaker 1: Trish actually comes back in by lining Victoria off the barricade.
Candice and Tory pull Trish off the apron and Ashley
comes over and does a meeting of the mines.
Speaker 2: Dude Ashley meeting the mines and then ground and pound
on Tory, kicking the shit out of him until Victoria
comes over, grabs Ashley around the waist and legit throws her.
Speaker 1: Across the floor. Ashley jumps on Victoria, but Victoria pulls
her off and throws Trish back into the ring. Victoria
channels her inner Saboo and hits a flipping slingshot leg drop.
Speaker 2: Come on, that was straight out of Markomar's.
Speaker 1: And then locks in the last chancery.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I mean, Victoria's going crazy here, somersault, leg drop,
last chancery. Give her the belt now.
Speaker 1: Love that move. By the way, someone feel free to
steal at any point.
Speaker 2: Anyone could just take that. I mean, there's a bunch
of hidden submission moves that just get lost for some reason.
I don't know why that is.
Speaker 1: Well, Victoria hits a tilted world sidewalk slam for a two.
She goes up to the second, but Trish goes for
her rana out of the corner.
Speaker 2: That's just a stratosphere.
Speaker 1: So Victoria holds onto her legs here and Tris sits
up and now she's sitting on Victoria's lap and they're
doing a strike exchange on the top of road.
Speaker 2: So awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they both fall off the buckle to the outside.
Speaker 2: They fucking tumble off the top to the floor. Very scary.
I actually don't know how one of them didn't get
hurt because they were tangled in each other and just
fell on their heads.
Speaker 1: Well, Trish fights up and hits a spinebuster for a two.
Trish Matrix dodges and hits the stratisfaction, but Tory and
Candice come in and attack.
Speaker 2: She did the may Trish if you want to get
the name right, that'd be great.
Speaker 1: Well, the mask is thrown out.
Speaker 2: Cannas and Tory jump tris dq. Candace goes for Trish,
but Ashley is able to stop her, kicks her down
smashes her into the fucking ground. Then Ashley removes Candace's
dress and pulls it off over her head and then
celebrates it with it with Trish. Then Candace gets up
and doesn't realize that her dress has been removed, and
she covers herself up and runs out of the ring.
Speaker 3: Due how did she not know she had no clothes on?
She's like, uh oh, yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2: No breezing here shot. Victoria and Tory and Candas all
reconvene on the floor and Candas has a mic and
she says, I can't believe you did this. You stripped
me down to my bronn panties and humiliated me in
front of all these people. You know what, We're gonna
finish this initiation next week, the three of us against
the two of you in a broad pan's match, handicap
handicap match, that she has the jurisdiction to just make
Trician Ashley okay with this, I guess except what They.
Speaker 1: Shake their head. Yes, sure, I mean would say no,
thank you and not sign the mass contract.
Speaker 2: But I'll just not do that. Yeah, I'll maybe I'll
fucking wrestle anyone else next week, maybe a third yeah, right,
maybe we can do a six man tag next week.
Every think of that. No, I think we'll do the
bron Panties handicap match. Tory and Victoria both look are like,
what the fuck, we don't want to do that either,
and then Trician Ashley do the Trevorly and Bismortos spot
with Dannis's dress.
Speaker 1: In the Big Show is walking backstage and he finds
a bald guy and shakes his hand.
Speaker 2: I mean that like, and coach says, the Big Show
you put a five hundred pounds giinet in a street fight.
That's Snitsky's task. The match is next, I said, oh,
is that right, snik Show Show? I mean, what a
way to give Spike TV everything you got left in
the tag. They paid for it, right, they paid for
it in spades.
Speaker 1: So the next match up here is Big Show versus
Jeane Snitsky.
Speaker 2: It wasn't my fault this song street fight because of
course the tension. I mean, we're at a boiling board
to hear boys, it's time to blow this suka off.
But they have history because last month, Snitsky in a
match with Big Show, a tag match I don't know
what matchless was, he used a ring bell. He hit
the Big Show with a ring bell twice, and they
emphasized twice because he brings them and then he clucks
them in the head with it again on the ground.
Then at Unforgiven eight days ago, Big Show hit Snitsky
with the ring belt twice after he beat him. So
this is a big, big story here Again another instance
of technical difficulties happens here where they flashed the tech
technical difficulty screen because I'm pretty sure there's a big
USA owns Spike sign that here that they keep coming
in and out on the technical difficulties screen. Why didn't
they just I guess I was gonna say, why didn't
they just have somebody to take it? But nobody from
Spike is going to be able to do anything with
w w's live that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck it, yeah, I mean, Big Show comes down
here all smiles, smiling too much about I don't know
what's so fucking good in his life.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's about to go back to USA Network
where he loves to be.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess he's going to uh Conan O'Brien and
he spends with cons exciting.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, Tony, that's right. All the fans are
the Big Show. You can see the Big Show on
Conan O'Brian show. He did great on it last time.
All right, I'll beat to check that out. I'm sure
he's got some good stories to tell.
Speaker 1: It shows. It shows a lower third of Big Show bald.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's not hair here? Do they make him
bald for that? They shave his head. But Conan specifically
requested bald the Big Show for his show. If you
show up with hair, we're gonna fucking chuck you out
the door.
Speaker 1: He was smiling and happy until you saw that lower third.
What the fuck?
Speaker 2: He must have been super happy because he knew he
was going over Snitsky the long way.
Speaker 1: No, Snitzy comes out here with a chair and the
Big Show punches the chair. You know, you know, I mean,
I mean, like how cool we not know?
Speaker 2: I mean I mean, just anyone forgot it's not his fault.
Yeah we got that far. Yeah, okay, good?
Speaker 1: Got anything else? No, that's it, that's true. That's uh,
that's expore that.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: You and Tony Atlas on the team.
Speaker 2: On heat and then I'm bald as well.
Speaker 1: Right, damn, that's not my fault.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, they got you.
Speaker 5: With that's fault, not his fault.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I always loved Snisky talking about w W. They always
get asked by It's like, yeah, don't know, that's just
what they told me to do. I was just getting
paid the door as I did it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean as ridiculous as it was. I
remember all the bullshit they put through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love how he just has no thoughts though.
It's just like, yeah, so what like you had to
like paint your teeth and like you to look real
ugly ship and this is what they told me to do.
Speaker 2: No, that's right, since to butter on your face so
you get really bad acne. How did that make you feel? Well? Man,
that's what they wanted me to do, and that's job right, Okay, Like.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like, well adjustin how did that happen? I
thought you like feet and ship dude. Yeah, oh okay, ye,
no right, the feet, Yeah, whose fault is that? Sniskey
gets chopped down by the Big Show and he goes
to the corner. He says, oh, man, yeah, it's that
kind of night, buddy.
Speaker 2: You gotta get with his work. The people want to job.
Speaker 1: So Jane goes low with a kick and clubs down
Big Show.
Speaker 2: I mean it's the most nonchalant low blow I've ever
seen in my life. Big Show goes to whip him,
tries to pull him back, and Sinsky comes back and
just fucking kicks him in the balls. And even on commentsary,
You're like, all he him there, just.
Speaker 1: A tall guy, just fucking missed the mark on that one.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? There's not the gig.
He's legs and balls.
Speaker 1: So Sniskey grabs a trash can and a sign and
comes in. He hits the Big Show in the head
until he goes down video game style.
Speaker 2: Big Show sells this like I've never seen him sell
anything in my life. This had to be a rib.
That's why he came out laughing and happy because he
was pop on the boys tonight, like this is how
deep Tommy Dreamers sells shit. It's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So Gene Snitsky goes down to pin the Big Show
and pins them for a two and Jim Ross says, well,
you know, schnit is shick seven.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I had a pause the show.
Speaker 2: Okay six seven three hundred, and I swear like I'm
looking at my notes writing my head snaps.
Speaker 1: It's like a sleeper agent or so I legit to
pause the show. A pause the show, and then a
message Joy said, can you go to this party on
the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Jame says he could do me a favorite. Can
you go to like twenty three minutes into this video
said yeah, sure, Bud. And I'm looking. I'm like, I'm like,
what is here? Because I listened to him for a
few seconds. Then he says, just listen to this and
then you hear the ji and I said, dude, I
already wrote his dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, show shiit shover.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: You know Gene kid bipped up on a highway.
Speaker 2: This is sport.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right. Well, Big Show hits Jeane with
the trash can and puts him in the corner. Snisky
trips Big Show, and Big Show runs into the trash
can that he puts in the corner.
Speaker 2: I mean, Big Show's moved like bumping for this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big blowoff a month in the making.
So Geene Snisky grabs another trash can and tries to
back Suplex Big Show. But no way, dude, he's a
super heavyweight.
Speaker 2: He is. I mean, you know you're gonna lose stamina
real quick too.
Speaker 1: Everyone's paper Games Smackdout versus Root and eight dictated you
cannot do this to the Big Show.
Speaker 2: Dude. The fucking animation they would have for when you
tried to back souple like someone too big for you
was legit. You just fucking their leg like it was
straight up dry hump in your leg.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm gonna put you on the top rope and
shake this thing around real quick. He had to do
that move shixty seven times, maybe three lunch Well, Big
Show hits Snisky twice with a trash can lid, and
he hits the show stopper.
Speaker 2: Brains them.
Speaker 1: Big Show then slides out of the ring backwards edge style.
Speaker 2: I mean, this was crazy looking man.
Speaker 1: And he gets to the apron and he smiles over
the apron. Real crazy must have found a big as
sandwich in there. Even better, he found a kitchen sink.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is the kitchen sink? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So the Big Show walks in the ring with the
kitchen sink. He bought Snitsky in the head with it,
and then he pins them for the three.
Speaker 2: This was the most we're popping the boys tonight match,
Like Big Show must have been so excited to do.
It's like yeah, and then like we found this fucking
kitchen sink. I'm gonna hit you with this.
Speaker 1: This was outside. You'll never believe what I just found.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, this is I mean big sures for the boys, and.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Came down to the rings, smile and known there's a
kitchen sink under the ring, Like yeah.
Speaker 2: This finish is huge.
Speaker 5: Because like the idea of a kitchen sink is like
they've used every weapon but a kitchen sink. But I
think they only used a chair and a trash kid
in this bad so they oh my god, what's left?
Speaker 1: Well anyways, USA Network, USA Network, USA Network.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Coach says, I mean this is nuts. They
get super fucking bad here, and like you can tell,
Coach is like the direct voice of instrict Man on
this show. Yeah, Coach says, guys, I've just been informed
by my boss, Eric Bischoff that apparently the network Spike TV,
who've had a great relationship with for the past five years.
And then this part is all censored starting here. Apparently
they are censoring part of the show tonight and if
all and now we're back. You fans at home want
to find out what they're censoring, and you simply go
to w B dot com. Can you believe that censoring us?
And Lawler says were they censoring? And Coach says, well,
you gotta go to w B dot com to find out.
I guess I figured, you know, they would try to
get away with what they could, but the fact that
they were fucking like, oh fuck this, We're gonna ripple down.
Speaker 5: On this out He's in the headset like say this now, no,
say I said, sir.
Speaker 1: Rick Flair, the inner I want to a champion, by
the way, is back here with Maria and she is
kissing his black eye that he got from Carlito.
Speaker 2: Last Monday, Flair had Carlito in a figure four. Carlito
had already lost to this move and unforgiven which is
I think how Flair won the Intercondinental title had unforgiven
from him. Flaire uses the rope to his advantage and
Carlito tapped out, and Flair says, Carlitos found out the
second time, you don't play around the dirties player in
the game, and this is him being interviewed by Maria
and Carlito fucking comes up and he's fuming, you cheat
the Carlino secd time.
Speaker 1: Claire says really.
Speaker 2: He says really, and carl in the face. The second
is that is not cool, and Flair and him start fighting.
Chris Masters then who everyone's been looking for, jumps Flair
and puts Flair in the goddamn mester backstage, and Carlito
is getting some cheap shots in and then they lay
Flair out and then Carlito spits an apple one of
face and that gives him a black eye loaded apple.
Speaker 1: Well, we get a Rick Flair town Hall.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So I was confused at first because we
come into out of commercial. I believe this is here,
and JR. Says, well, you know, folks, the Ultramate Warrior
was invited to be on Bite Dish on w dot
com Wednesday night, but he turned us down. He could
have had an open mic to shay anything he wanted,
and he turned us down. Well that's his prerogative. He
continues to self destruct. Well, anyway, here comes uh Rick Flair.
What is going on? And then I found out there
was a DVD commercial just before this Warrior, but without
the commercials. I was like, Oh, that's just like.
Speaker 3: Out of what do you tug it out?
Speaker 2: Why? So Flair comes out for this town hall and
he's stands on the ramp. He's not He actually doesn't
even go down the ring, which I thought was a
little weird, but I guess it's maybe because of the
tron part of this. But regards Listen, he says, it's
no secret that I've been beaten down in my career before. Hell,
I've been jumped from behind more times than I can count.
One of the things that makes the nature Boy special.
He always goes back and he always gets even. And
I'm not even enough to tell you I can do
it by myself, but everybody knows. I wants to know.
I've always had friends in this business, and back of
the day, it was the fourthment. Nowadays it just takes
one one what Just wait a minute, I'll be right back.
And Clare leaves and my mind's racing. I'm like, oh man,
the ww raw roster is fucking filled with stars. It's
gonna be anybody. I swear to god, I'm not joking.
I swore Eugene was coming out.
Speaker 1: Like that.
Speaker 2: Fucking Flare's boy is eug Like, that's what they're setting
up here.
Speaker 3: He's going back right now and bring it out on stage, Tony.
Speaker 2: I bet if Eugene would have come out here, it
would have got a bigger pop than the announcement that
Flair makes here, which actually gets no pop at all.
So Flair goes back and Jared says, where hair is
Flaire going? How long is this gonna take? Damn?
Speaker 1: He turns back out. Randy Coture puts them in the
figure for a leg lock take that Spike TV.
Speaker 2: Ship. Well, Flair brings out all of the ultimate fucking
hell that would a minute Forrest Griffin comes out and
gets beat the ship with a sledgehammer. Oh my god.
So Flair comes back out and as he does, have
a sledgehammer, and Flaire says, next week, w e home coming.
The nature Boy gets even it's the return of Triple H.
And I'm not like, I'm not exaggerating to be funny
or anything. I mean, the crowd like really doesn't care,
Like they don't really react at all, which I was
a little surprised by because I you know, Triple A
usually gets a good pop, but it was like, cool,
I don't know what they thought.
Speaker 1: The return of Triple H next week in another town.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, so I guess it's like who gives
a fuck? Yesh? Yeah right, the greatest Wrestler Alive and
my best friend game on WHOA And then Flair points
to the tron and it goes to a video, and
just before the video starts, you can hear JR say, oh,
what's she pointing to? So they play a Triple H
type video to the Drowning Pool Triple H song song
kicks ass. By the way, I like this song a lot,
And then the end it ends with a JR voiceover saying, uh,
don't to be homecoming ever. Turn of the game. J
Are you knew what the fuck he was pointing to?
Speaker 1: He just watched the video with the rest of this.
Speaker 2: Match is happening. Don't be surprised, you fucking filmed this best.
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. Eric Bischoff is on his Motorola
razor and he says that Triple H is returning, Hulk
Cogan will be there, Piper will be there. But then
John Cena walks in.
Speaker 2: Yes, Scena's here, and Sena says, next week Homecoming. Eric
Bischoff versus John Sena for the wb title and said, hey, man,
I had nothing to do with that. Not my idea,
you know. He says, you're adea or not. You're not
putting one past me. I know about you, mister karate man.
I went on the internet and Eric Bischoff is a
ninja in four states. You know what that means. That
means next week home Coming, you better bring your black belt,
your nunchucks, your MRIs sword, and you're sure kin stars
because it's gonna be you. Eric Bischoff, kung Fu Master
against the champ John Cena, and he takes his phone
out and he opens it to take a picture of
Bischoff's face, and he says, let me get a picture
of your face because this is the last time you're
gonna be able to see it like this, and he
takes the picture and he puts the phone in Bischof's
soup pocket aha, and Bischoff standing there not too happy,
and then Sena runs back and goes, yeah, fucking fuck it,
says I know Kung Fu Tou Patna, and then leaves again.
What the fuck is going on here? Man?
Speaker 1: I mean they thought that was gonna beat the Ultimate Fighter,
like they thought that would have This is the game
playing guys lock in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should like shit on this fucking form of fighting. Guy,
I think, because fuck that. And this is the WWE champion,
like the top guy in the company. He should like
he should be doing some haha here with Eric Bischoff,
that's boss.
Speaker 1: They definitely didn't think that UFC was gonna bite into
their market share.
Speaker 2: No, that was a Vince thing for a long time, right,
Like I mean we talked about it before where I
mean the story or whatever of Shane wanting to fucking
buy the UFC in Vincent. Yeah, I mean, Vince never
thought that UFC was gonna be competition because it was
a whole different product.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like the audience that was watching, they
like the young guys in college, Yeah, they all moved
over to UFC.
Speaker 2: It was fucking kick fucking ass too. Like UFC's peak
was just starting. Yeah, they were going nuts, Chuck Ladell,
Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, Like, no fucking chance, Yeah,
but you know haha, Kung fu is sick.
Speaker 1: Right to combat, we will have Eric Bischoff versus John Cena,
very reminiscent of Vince McMahon versus Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: Really a one to one when you think about it.
Speaker 1: WWE Rewind brought to you by Snickers. Shelton Benjamin does
a lot of cool shit here. It is.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a WWE rewind where they legit. It's
like just a highlight package. I mean, I guess they
had to get the Snickers add in, but I was like,
dam why don't they just make a Shelton video instead.
Speaker 1: Of this to a drowning pool remix of his theme?
Speaker 2: No stopping me, No, no stopping me. No.
Speaker 1: I think that would be kind of heat.
Speaker 2: I mean, sh it sounds fucking pretty awesome. Snickers. By
the way, it's only shatisfying if you eat it. Yeah,
don't shove it up.
Speaker 3: Your ass, dude, I do the same thing.
Speaker 1: Shut up your ass.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess I'll stop that.
Speaker 1: We have Shelton Benjamin versus Kirwin White with his new caddy.
Nick Nima, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, it can't be right. This can't be the
first time we're talking about Kirwin White.
Speaker 1: I mean we brought him up on the show before,
I think, but.
Speaker 2: Have we watched Kerwin White?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think.
Speaker 2: Well, it was startling to me at the very least,
and Jr. Says, all we learned at Kerwin Watch has
hired a new guddy and his name is Nick Nemath.
And where we show this future on w dot com
a few days ago.
Speaker 1: So I love that they showed this ww dot com
exclusive and just don't let you hear any of it.
Speaker 2: Just talk over. Yeah, here's what happened. He's Kerlin awatch
and he's got a new caddy. Okay, all right, cut
that shitty ass video and get back to the match.
So Nick Neamath, dolfh Ziggler gives Kerwin a club and
that's his whole thing. He's a goddamn golfer, it, she says, Kerwin. Please,
you actually went out and got yourself a caddy. You
know what. I'm real happy for you. That's awesome. Now
you have someone to carryround your clubs and wash your balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's such a day like shun, I
hear you?
Speaker 2: Man, hold on, well, it doesn't matter if you're on
a golf course or at a WW ring because Chavo
sucks all right, I mean, like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Why are we having this fucking mat?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, they called me up and asked me to have
the match and I said yes.
Speaker 1: Well, Chavo swings, but Shelton blocks it and hits him
in the back. Shelton then throws Kerwin into the air.
Speaker 2: Jesus. I mean he gets fucking crazy height on that
Kerwin quid.
Speaker 1: So Kerwin takes off his shirt and he chokes Shelton
with it. Chapam is in great shape here, though I
was surprised. He's usually not this stout.
Speaker 2: He definitely doesn't need to be for this because he's
gonna be wrestling always in the shirt for the most part.
Speaker 1: Why imagine that he got in shape for his return run, right,
And they were like, well, we have this idea and
he said, well, it's my job, so I guess I'll take.
Speaker 2: It, which is what all the bests to do well.
Speaker 1: Chava rolls to the apron. Shelton goes for a supplex.
Chavo falls on top of him and Nick Nemath holds
his leg and Chavo beats Shelton.
Speaker 2: Benjamin here, I mean this look like shit, Like, Shelton
goes to supplex I'm in from the apron. Nick Nemuth
like is supposed to trip Shelton, but he's not there
in time, so he just barely gets it, so Shelton
kind of has to figure out when to go down.
He falls backwards. Kerwin white lands on his forehead and
then beats Shelton like this is fucking And the camera
guy missed the shot of Nick Nemath holding the foot
down for the pin, like we don't see it once that, yeah,
I think, And then they replay it to show it. No,
we don't see shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they miss it both account like even him grabbing
the leg on the replay, there's no evidence of it
at all.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really don't care about this, to be honest with.
Speaker 1: You, Well, Kerwin takes the golf cart up backwards.
Speaker 2: Come on, Shelan gets his heat back, he jumps him
and then of course, Nicknameath breaks a golf club over
his back. Oh that's a wood anyway.
Speaker 1: Anyway, there's a ladder in the middle of the ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, Kerwin, dude, Kerwin. He goes to drive
the golf golf cart and drives it almost into the
apron first and then he bags up the ramp. And
we're hyping up the main event, tag tables match, and
Josh want to you know, tag team tables match, what
a match is going to be. But hey, wait a second,
what's going on in the ring. And someone's in the
ring set up setting up a ladder and UH coach says, well,
they're setting up a ladder obviously, but why why should
have hit the ring? What the fuck are you doing?
Push the ladder over kick the guy's ass.
Speaker 1: So the reason we have a ladder in the ring
is because there is a Edge in lida Town Hall.
Speaker 2: Of course, uh Alita is out here with Edge. Alda
has a neck brace. Edge has the money in the bank. Briefcase,
I think what happened here was Matt Hitter with a
twist of fate or in the ring, and Lida says
that Matt thinks he accomplished something by giving me a
twist of fate. But you know what he did, he
accomplished and proved what a pathetic loser he is and
refuses to move on with his life. But Matt, I'm
gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna speak
for the world. We're gonna be fine without you. Okay,
We're moving on. And I know a lot about twist
of fate. The crowd chance slut immediately what it says.
I don't know if any of these pathetic losers are
ready to move on. And you know, I know a
lot about twist of fate, and some can be vicious
of others. Rather ironic because it was five years ago
right here, on the very first episode of Raw on
Spike TV. It's Edge and Christian and the Hardy boys
in the ladder match, and I was there, proud to
support my man and my my, my, how things have changed.
She's evil.
Speaker 1: I love how he said it under his breath, and.
Speaker 2: Edge gets the mic and he starts climbing up the
ladder and he says, seven days, each wrung of this
ladder could represent the days left in your career. And
next week it bec comes home and once again Edge
and Matt Hardy are going to tear their bodies apart
in the ladder match. Only this time the stakes are
far greater than the tag titles or shot at the
w B Championship. I know the money in the bank
is going to be hanging high above the ring before
the guy who doesn't grab that briefcase, he loses everything,
his lifeblood is very reason for being. He loses his
career and next week Matt I become a career killer.
No more bitching and moaning and wanting, complaining on the internet,
but no next week loser leaves raw and Matt says
he will not die. But when it comes to do
or die situations, I thrive because one on one in
ladder matches, I don't lose. I never have and I
never will. And in life there's winners and the losers. Me.
I'm a winner. That's why I have a pretty lady
like leader with me and not you and Matt in
this story. You're a loser, nothing but a loser and
an underachiever. And every opportunity is coming your way, you've
blown it. So why are things going to change?
Speaker 1: I love that Lida looked up to him and waved
to him. I thought that was very cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was awesome. I mean, Lida's run with Edge
is fucking fantastic in my brain. Edge doesn't get it
as over without leader.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, he got a ton of heat off of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is defining run for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the crowd starts to fire up and Matt Hardy's here.
He jumped the fucking rail. He's in the ring now
and lead a powders with the money in the bank
briefcase and Matt grabs the ladder and teases pushing it over,
and he's leaning it one way and leaning it another.
Fucking scariest shit. To be honest with you, I don't
the control that this had was very impressive because I
thought this was gonna go bad until it does go bad.
So he backs off and he goes to leave, and
he fakes going out of the ring. He comes back
and he pushes the ladder over an Edge takes this
just the craziest way you could possibly take this. He
fucking like his top, his right leg hits the top rope,
his middle leg goes between the ropes, and he fucking
just falls on his head. This was insane. Looking.
Speaker 3: I think he was supposed to cross the ropes but
he missed.
Speaker 2: Maybe he got a little too his way down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he had his legout like he like, he
looked like he was gonna hit the rope, but he
didn't and he just lands asked burst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just fucking I mean, clips the ropes, dies,
falls on the ring, has to roll out. I mean,
shit was not hardly looking. Coach says, well, if edges,
I'm able to go next week homecoming, Eric Bishop's not
gonna be blaming Edge. You'll be blaming Matt Hardy. And
then now I'll tell you what when we go and
then it gets censored here to the USA. Next week
we're back here. Edge will be there. I mean we
were on USA before we were going back to USA.
Once again, they won't see this on Spike. Then they
censor TV. I'll tell you that. And Lala says, oh,
you said we're going to USA next week. Coach says,
we're going to USA and Lala says raw raw is
and then we'll come back going to USA next week
and Good says, yeah, there's gonna be a ladder match
next week on USA. They I mean, they cannot keep
up with how much they're fucking bleeping this or you know,
just duck in the audio and it's like coming in
and out on them saying, USA, this is agreedious, Like
I get it, but just at this point, just fucking
either entirely muted or tell them the funk off for
let it go.
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. Eric Bischoff is watching the show
and he's cool with what happened. I guess.
Speaker 2: It's totally fine. Edge just almost fucking died, but not
a big deal because they get to wrestle next week,
so whatever. Uh So, Eric Bischoff is in his fucking
office and Teddy Long comes in, which is odd because
he's the SmackDown general manager. And that's what Eric says,
is Teddy Long, what the hell are you doing here?
This isn't SmackDown. So Teddy says, hold on him and
a dog, just chill. I didn't come here to you
all razzle dazzled. I came here to talk to you
about next Monday's show. And he pitches that, you know,
the Homecoming is going to be one of the biggest
shows in the history of w w E. And you know,
I think you know since smack them moved the Friday nights.
You know, maybe maybe we can have a business agreement
to you know, and give smack Down some exposure on
next week's Homecoming show.
Speaker 1: Eric Selet's book for the next hour. And I don't
know if that's going to cut it next week. Like
we're looking to actually have a good show next week.
Maybe I could send over Patista or something.
Speaker 2: I know, why the fuck would I want to have
a good show? Are you kidding me? Send over Batista?
What are you gonna say? You want to send over
Eddie and ray To?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care. You can have a bad show.
I just thought you want to do something a little
better at this time.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't. All right, out of.
Speaker 1: My office, all right, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2: And Vince comes in. He says, gentlemen, how are you.
They all shake hands, and he says, Teddy, what do
we what do we owe the great distinction you have
in you here tonight? And Teddy says, why, I just
want to smack thebody part of the next week's show.
Vince says, oh yeah, well, I think you know. Home
Coming three hours probably the best television program ever produced
by Arvinshoff. Which is fucking funny. Shit fucking By the way,
did you know I hated w CW. Well that's the
case then, no different than a paper view. Quite frankly,
we had these joint Raw and SmackDown paper views. So
what if SmackDown has some degree of participation? So Vince says,
mister long, won't you put one hell of a match together?
I love to see people like Chris ben Wah back
on Raw? What about Ray my stereo world Champion? My
Day's da just in an office talking like this, like
can't you just be normal? Yes, fucking shit, you put
your match together, and that it's on Friday night, and
well I'll be waiting, Teddy, thanks someone and he says,
you know what, You're all right player? He leaves, and
Vin says, all right, well let's talk about your title
match next week. Eric and says, well, I was, oh,
will you talk about that? I got a week to
think about, and I was hoping I could convince you
to change your mind. I mean, that's a fucking horrible,
horrible match, Like what are you fucking thinking? What's going
through your head? Like there's no one else you can
think for a w title match on what you say,
is the biggest show of the year.
Speaker 1: Well, they already have one good match, right, they have
kurd Angle versus HBK. We don't need anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Like, why fill the whole
show with great stuff? I have three hours of entertainment
when you could just have thirty minutes? So Vince tells him,
you know your point should be this and only this.
Who the hell are you? You're Eric Bischoff, That's who
you are, the man who single handily damn near Brock
that WW down to his knees. You need some help,
somebody of the name of Ted Turner, time Warner. You
got the same resources now that you had then you
got friends, Eric, and you are one of the most
ruthless sons of bitches I've ever seen in my life.
And that's a good thing. You want to shake up
the WWE, you want to present the most memorable ro
all of lifetime. Then what about this next Monday, Eric Bischoff,
w W Champion.
Speaker 1: I'll put some butts in seat. Good luck.
Speaker 2: Eric. Vince leaves and Eric's happy about this. And I
mean I just classic, I mean classic is classic? Is right? Actually?
You fucking actually that's like sums it up pretty well.
Classic classic classic. If you say classic WWE like something
in this world would pop it into my head.
Speaker 1: Well, we have al Venus and Viscera versus Lance, Kate
and Trevor Murdoch. What the Tag Division is picking up steam?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm looking at fucking
Viscera and Valvenus in there, and I said, wow, that's crazy.
Kate and Murdoch come out, and Jared says, oh, well,
the Tag champs and this is a non title match,
so I already know that nothing good is gonna happen
out of this. And uh oh, you know Valvenus and Viscera.
You know they even call themselves V squared.
Speaker 1: The raw zone is hot and ready to explode. I
mean you got V squared. Some would call them Big
V Productions.
Speaker 2: Oh that well, that's a new company they're trying to start.
Speaker 1: There, you know, like a new LLC.
Speaker 2: It's like a film division.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, no, no, I'll be damned if I let
you bring art to the ww A.
Speaker 2: Chris Coach on commentary says Caiden Murdoch could not be
more opposite. But they are on the right path. I'm sorry,
are these not? Are these guys not exactly the same.
Speaker 1: Well, you have to realize their gimmicks are. Lance Kate
is not ugly and Trevor Murdock is ugly.
Speaker 2: He I mean, nashal ugly shun of a bitch, just
like a gargoyle. How ugly ish? Motherifucker?
Speaker 1: Man? He looks pretty little normal. I don't. He looks fine.
Speaker 2: I don't really, God, he's not somebody in a chinlock.
Go go.
Speaker 1: Well, Valvenus Investor are here. They have matching gear.
Speaker 2: You gotta give it to him. You don't gotta give
it to him, take it back.
Speaker 1: Well, Valvenus starts hot on the tag champs. They're the
baby faces by the way, right. Valvenus hits an elbow
drop for a two on. Lance Caid goes to the
top rope, but Murdoch runs over and pushed him as
hard as he can to the outside and walks out
there and stomps the muddle in him.
Speaker 2: He fucking joves him so hard, vow like it doesn't
know where he is.
Speaker 1: So Viscera comes in and does some back elbows and
a body slam off the hot tag. He's fired up, Yeah,
Viscera stacks him in the corner, hits the running splash,
black holes slam from viscera.
Speaker 2: Oh my, he's set up, He's ready for it. He's
gonna take him, dude.
Speaker 1: I love the way this is set up. So Trevor
Murdoch is down in the middle, and when you think
of the visagra, you think of like, oh yeah, he
would definitely just already be behind him, right, he does
it from the front.
Speaker 2: Viscera so we could slap your ass and then spin
on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely insane. There's one that we
uh we saw the other day in the Royal Rumble, which.
Speaker 2: Is, oh my god, this thing is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's the craziest one I think
I've ever seen Viscera hit because they definitely called that
and told everyone to back away. So Viscera like bounce
like Matt Hardy or something, yeah, in the center of
the fucking ring and gives them the sagar. Dudes are
have moved away from the middle of the ring so
they can get this shot of viscera given the visagra
to Matt Hardy, hands on his head.
Speaker 2: Dude, including yet triple h Benoa.
Speaker 1: Maybe Orton is in there, Eugene pointing.
Speaker 2: Chris Masters is standing in front of hard Kim moves
himself out of the way so you can see him
just fucking pounding this.
Speaker 1: S so Trevor Murdoch is down in the middle. Viscera
is shaking it, which tells you he's about to hit
his finisher.
Speaker 2: He's getting ready.
Speaker 1: This is suspender by the way, right. Lance k comes
in with the chair because they know if Viscera hit
this is fucking oh done, It's fucking done. So lance
Kate said, fuck it, I'm throwing the match from my boy.
He comes in, he stops Viscera, well, Viscera knocks him
off the apron. Oh shit, and then he gets a
running splash on Trevor Murdoch and Valvenus hits the money shot.
Speaker 2: Yes, and they're gonna win. I was convinced that was
the finish me too.
Speaker 1: The ref is gonna go count three and lance k
comes in and grabs the ref and the ref calls
for the bell.
Speaker 2: Dude, it was I mean the timing on that was
actually fantastic, Like lance Kid got the re to the
ref at like two point seven, like it was unreal.
He caught his arm and the ref was like, the fuck,
you can't do that disqualification. He says this out loud,
you can't do that disqualification. He gives them. Kate grabs
the tag belts and the champs leave up the ramp,
which only can mean that Viscera and Valvenus have earned
themselves a shot at the w w Etective titles.
Speaker 1: This is just the beginning of this team.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: This Valvins and Viscera are teaming into late two thousand
and six.
Speaker 2: I think, good god, wow, oh my god, here's a
crazy fucking match. This is December of five. I've can
in Big Show against Nitsky and Tomco against the heart
Throbs against Valvenus and Vicera. This match goes two and
a half minutes.
Speaker 1: Who are the heart throbs?
Speaker 2: Oh, don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. Carlito is pissed and he's talking
to Chris Masters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carlita's ranting in Spanish and Masters goes, well, calm down,
speak English please, and Carleda says, what is based off
thinking of you want to put us on tables mat tonight?
Coly has never been a tables much of you and
Chris Masters says, I've I've never had to Corlda says splinters,
splinters everywhere, and Chris Masters says, well, you could just
speak English. Curleisays, I am speaking English. Splinters, I said,
splinters you know, you know, you go through one of
the table, splinters, you know, the splinters where it's not cool.
And Chris Masters says, well, we're in a tables much
for the first time it's seen in Sean Michaels and
you're worried about splinters. Have you seen what happens to those
guys when they go through those tables? Yes, I see splinters.
What the fuck you you think of fucking talking about here,
Chris Masters, Could you imagine what happened to the this
masterpiece of a body? And Carlita says we need a
plan and Chris Masters, of course says a master plan,
plan with theatrix, and Kalita says master plan without splinters.
Speaker 1: Well we get Eugene versus Rob Conway. Next, fuck is
getting crazy.
Speaker 2: In the raw zone, like what is fucking happening? What
is fucking happening? Is how is this the two thousand
and five raw roster? Where was everybody? No one else here,
like all the stars are.
Speaker 1: Here, probably trying out for the ultimate fighter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eugene comes out with an HBK Bear and he
gets in the ring. He'shugging the ref and hugging Lilian
and then just look at me.
Speaker 1: Ran theme song.
Speaker 2: He side dizzy only ship, what.
Speaker 1: Lady, this is the guy, Like, we're looking at the
guy right here.
Speaker 2: This is the next one up. Yeah, takes a long,
hard look at Rob so Conway. Uh. Someone in the crowd.
Very early in this match, you can very audibly hear
him yell Rob Conway may be the worst wrestler ever.
Which is which is? I mean, that's a heavy accusation.
There is some of the worst wrestlers ever already wrestled
on this show.
Speaker 1: Let's get a SmackDown and see what happens over there,
and then we'll call it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, Rob Conway grabs a headlock, he's got the
sunglasses on, hits the shoulder tackle sunglasses on. Eugene powders
to the corner, grabs the HBK Bear and then hits
an airplane spin.
Speaker 2: The HPK Bear started giving him advice, told him to
fucking starts stiffing them and fucking not sell for him
and spin on him.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love that. I love that. Eugene went over
to the bear, and Lawler says, did the dog call that?
Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: So Eugene hits an eye poke and a karate chop
and bites that point.
Speaker 2: By the way, the glasses on.
Speaker 3: I think when he does the airplane spin, they like
fly off. I believe's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Eugene finds the sunglasses on the ground and puts them on,
which pisses off Rock Conway.
Speaker 2: Dude, it pisses him off to an agree I've never
seen he He fucking starts flipping out and says, tag,
oh my glass, dang my glass.
Speaker 1: The ref he's talking to the ref, by the way, Yeah,
and the ref grabs the glasses he takes because they're
not his.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you know that's possession. Sure understandable.
Speaker 1: Well. Rob Conway sledges Eugene from behind and kicks his ass.
Speaker 2: In the corner, stomps him the fuck out, and says,
nobody touches my fucking glasses.
Speaker 1: Rob Conway hits a back elbow and does a Steiner
pose and then an elbow drop for a two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm like, I mean, the crowd should have
hit the ring and kicked his ass for that one.
Speaker 1: Well, Eugene fights up and starts firing up in the corner,
doesn't who get you gimmick yes, and punches down Rob Conway.
Eugene then hits a fucking spinebuster, hits the people's elbow
for a two. He does the hacksaw o so a
three point stance. Conway grabs the HBK Bear in defense
and then tears it to fucking pieces.
Speaker 2: Sits fucking head off, man, And like they should have
showed a shot backstage of Sean Michael's headkins ripped off.
Gene actually had a fucking voodoo doll.
Speaker 1: They were selling these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, these were It was like a line of them.
They had Sean I think they had Booker, John Cena.
They had a bunch of these.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember we talked about that. Never mind, I
do remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this one, uh, this one fucking gets his
head ripped off and Eugene starts flipping out. He's crying
and he bends down to grab it and Rob Conway
kicks him his fucking head and then hits rolling the
Dice hits him with goddamn the ego trip like ego
you go trip or ego Yeah yeah, please get a
right son of a bitch. This is Rob Conway's fucking finish.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for the w w E Homecoming
card three hour special on Monday.
Speaker 2: Yes, So Jr. Says We're back here on Spike for
the last time. We want to Bank called the great
folks a Spike for being great partners the past five years.
I'm assuming this is the part where they came to
an agreement. This is fucking with the show. We're gonna
be in Dallas for Homecoming next week, John she envers
Eric Bischoff for the w W Championship. Trisian Ashley will
be taking on Tory Candish and Victoria bron Panty handicap
match Edge and Matt Hardy loser leaves raw money in
the bank ladder match. I think I might put myself
in that and lose Piper's Pit with Mick Foley. McK foley, dude, Okay,
Foley actually was just about to sign the TNA at
this time, like for the first time, he did some
rowas ship for a minute, right, that's right? Yeah, that's right.
I think that's right, and that was This might be
also around the time where he was pitching to bring
punkin Joe in as his like yeah, which is a
fucking crazy story because I think this is around the
time of the Joe punk like the fucking five star fucking.
Speaker 1: Match, you know, the hour draws or whatever, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And Foley was there and he was doing shit with
them too and working with both of them, and then
I think he went and pitched it to Vince that like,
these guys should come in as like his two fucking
backup and they come and function up and like, obviously
that doesn't happen, but I think it was an actual
pitch that was made, and uh pretty, I mean that
would have been I don't even know, Like I can't
picture them on this show.
Speaker 1: Well, I would be seeing Punkins Samoa Joe losing a Valvenus.
Speaker 2: Jo Pipper's pitt with Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels against Kurt
Angle thirty minute I ram match. Can we to see
you stay here? On back Hurt Stone Colds tracks Friday
Night's Backdown match revealed this Friday, Hult Cogan Returns, Triple
h Returns what a show. It goes like a pay
per view, No it doesn't.
Speaker 1: So we have Carlito and Chris Masters versus Shawn Michaels
and John Cena Texas Tornado. I thought I throw that
in there, since they didn't.
Speaker 2: Want to, they didn't put that there.
Speaker 1: Texas Tornado Tables Tag team match.
Speaker 2: Lillian introduces this match oddly as well. She says, this
is a tables match where anything goes. Also, the first
person to put their oponey through a table wins. Hey,
maybe the other way around, like the table part, and
maybe anything about the tag situation here, guess not so.
Coach says, By the way, guys that I mentioned we're
moving to the USA Network next Monday.
Speaker 1: USA Network, USA Network, USA.
Speaker 2: Network on USA that was five years ago, and we're
going back to the USA right now. King, Oh, well,
we've enjoyed being on a Spike, but next week we're
back to the USA Network. Pretty big homecoming show. Now,
let me get this straight. I know we love being
on Spy. He cheers people, but what about USA next week? Oh,
we're going to the USA next week? Oh my god.
And then Chris Masters is doing his fucking entrance and
this is like every time they did Master's entrance, they
would like whisper, and Coach Whispering says, hey, wait a second,
Chris Masters is gonna be USA. That was that fucking
hed be.
Speaker 1: Awesome?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
Speaker 5: Did they decide like Chris Master's big thing is his entrance,
let's just go to commercial engine.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they don't even get to the fucking
like viral part of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like hits And did they go to commercial and say, yeah,
fuck that entrance, that's all like.
Speaker 3: Chris is the interred guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's so funny to me because my brain says, we
got Carlito and Chris Masters in the main. But if
you ask anyone here that is in their early twenties
right now that doesn't really watch wrestling anymore, they remember
these dude dudes like crazy for some reason. They remember
the Master lock and the Apple spinning guy they got yeah, right, Like,
if you ask someone that doesn't fucking wrestling in their twenties,
they're like, hell yeah, the Master lot. It's just it's
funny how time works like that.
Speaker 2: You know, Carlito and Masters were married to see it
for like I feel like a six a month period,
Like yeah, I mean they were a lot. Yeah, they
were trying to get him there. I mean they don't
get there, but they they gave it a go.
Speaker 1: So Carlito and Masters running during Sena's entrance, and Sena
at HBKA beat their fucking asses.
Speaker 2: They immediately they try to catch them off guard, and
fucking Seena and Sean just immediately kicked their ass well.
Speaker 1: Sina takes off his shirt to a huge pop. John
Cena is one of the guys that invented the quickest
way to take off your shirt.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, I don't even know how it works.
I legit like if I tried to do that, I
think I would like hurt something like. It doesn't make
sense how he's able to fucking pull it off like that.
Speaker 1: I mean he just reaches over and grabs it and
just rips it off and then I mean, yeah, there's
an art to it that John Zena has mastered.
Speaker 2: That's why he's the champ.
Speaker 1: Because the Jeff Hardy would take his shirt off, he'd
always get hung up on his head and shit, he'd
rip it double arm style from the bottom off.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Super Bowl Saturdays on Sunday, fucking Slam
on Saturday, ready guitar. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So Carlito and Chris Masters set up a table. Seems
weird that the tables wouldn't already be set up here
for a match that just surrounds tables.
Speaker 2: But they I feel like they didn't know what this
match was. Like the whole night m like, I don't
know what this was super weird.
Speaker 1: Well, Carlito goes to super like Sina through a table,
but Sina stops him. HBK in the ring hits the
flying burrito. I thought that was a nice reference from JR.
Speaker 2: Stana I Pop's huge for that. Yeah, I said, oh,
that's fucking sick.
Speaker 1: HBK does the kip up. He goes to superkick Carlito
but accidentally superkicks the ref and the ref takes a
bump off the apron.
Speaker 2: The ref on the apron super kicked falls and like,
you know what happened to her is the table was
too close, the tables too close. Yeah, and he goes
over it his back. It's the table doesn't break and
then he flips over onto his head. This was horrifying,
Like this was this could have been way way worse. Thankfully,
I think he was okay, but very fucking funny.
Speaker 5: Yeahs, like spine first on the side of the table
a little bit, and then like it breaks a little
bit but not all the way, and then he crashes
on his head.
Speaker 3: It's nasty for.
Speaker 2: A spot that, Like, why the fuck did this happen? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I think they were just trying to come up with
something interesting to come out of commercial, you know. Okay, sure,
which I thought was pretty well done. You know, usually
they go into commercial, they put a chin lock on,
or they do a suicide die that ring. Yeah, yeah,
but I liked that they did something creative. You're just
super kick the ref and JR screaming it's fucking bedlam,
very fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: It wasn't gnarly bump though it was.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Well, we go to commercial and come
back and Johnsena hits a hip toss on Chris Masters.
So Chris Masters locks in the Master lock here on
John Cena, which is maybe the most protected move in
w w WE at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once it it's what Lashly breaks it. He's the guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he feeds him hamburgers or something. Sorry,
I don't remember a lot of that. I just remember
that and the burgers on the plate.
Speaker 2: It is super protected and like I mean, I bought it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no master lock, dude, Like I said, you mentioned
someone in the twenties right now, Hell yeah, that's the
master lock.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably don't even fucker remember who's doing the master lock.
They just remember the master lock this ship.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, and they probably think his name was
Chris Masterlock.
Speaker 1: If anything, which would have been badass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have been fucking said Chris master playing
as well, it would have been good.
Speaker 1: They should have called this guy sean superkick. So Carlito
and Masters are in control here. Chris Masters put Sena
in the Master lock. HBK broke it up because there's
no way he was getting out of it.
Speaker 2: He can't do it.
Speaker 1: No, Carledo and Masters are now in control of the match.
You know they're gonna get their heat in here. They
throw scene into the steps, they mount HBK kick his ass.
Masters is hitting mother FN bombs on HBK.
Speaker 2: It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Carlito sets up a table actually for Masters to
to throw HBK through, like fucking you Yeah, like he
was gonna like launch him. I said, wow, okay, fuck yeah,
let's do it, but Sina stops him and he dumps
the table. HBK fights down and he gets thrown to
the floor.
Speaker 2: I get it, like Sena flipped the table so Masters
wouldn't be able to put him through it. I mean
Masters should have just took fat in his own hands.
Speaker 1: And Masters goes to set up a table, and I
love that they catch him saying this here. He says, hey,
let's go Carly. I love they have little names for
each other.
Speaker 2: That was cute.
Speaker 1: John Cena comes in with a lot of passion. He
spears Masters into the corner, hits a lifter. Does he
do that?
Speaker 2: Okay? Sina runs and does a European uppercuts, which I
mean he was just it felt like he ran at him,
didn't know what to do and had to figure it
out last second.
Speaker 1: So John Cena hits a bulldog on Chris Masters and
we get Stereo ten punches in the corner, huge.
Speaker 2: Crops fired up. I mean, crowd has fired the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Stereo body slams here and Sina grabs Hbk's arm and says,
let's do the five knuckles shuffle, and Sean says, okay, yeah,
I thought this was awesome. Sina and HBK do it.
HBK hits the ropes the long way and they both
do the five knuckles shuffle. I seen it. Then hits
the FU on Chris Masters. It's not the editude adjustment yet. Well,
Sina sets up a table and he puts Chris Masters
on it. After the fun do Kurt Angle and Eric
Bischoff run down? Well? I think they were going to
do a double team, right, that was the idea.
Speaker 2: Oh, put them both through?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, like HBK was gonna do the elbow drop.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: Well Sina sets up the table, but uh, Kurt Angle
and Eric Bischoff run down.
Speaker 2: It's onn of a bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't know what exactly happened to your ringside.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what I saw tell me if this is right?
So Eric and Kurt run down. They come to ringside,
Sean is out there. Eric takes a shot at Sean,
who ducks and then punches Kurt and bumps him. Then
they all stand outside. Well, Kurt's down, so Sean and
Eric are just standing there confused. Sena sets Masters up
on the table and then Kurt immediately jumps to his
feet rushes into the ring while Sean watches him get
in there and attack Sena. And then Kurt leaves and
Sean attacks him. Is this right?
Speaker 1: I fucking guess. I mean, it was all over the
place here.
Speaker 2: I don't think Sean was supposed to bump Kurt something like,
I don't like, Yeah, I don't something went fucking wrong here, But.
Speaker 1: Regardless, we get to the end game anyways, So.
Speaker 2: Sean heads up top. He's gonna fucking jump off to
put Masters to the table with the elbow drop, presumably,
But Kurt gets on the apron and he shoves Sean
off the top to the floor through a table that
I never saw get set up. I didn't either, Yeah,
where the fuck did this come from?
Speaker 1: Also the bell rings and the matches over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I guess the rules are just because Lillian
specifically said and I quote that the first person to
put their opponent through a table wins. Well, Kurt puts
Sean through a table, and Carlito and Chris Masters win, right, So.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't matter.
Speaker 5: It's always been like Dudley Boy's rules, right, Like in
any w Dudley Boy's tables match.
Speaker 3: I was like, it doesn't count because I didn't put
their opponent to the table was always established.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but all right, whatever, Well seen a spinebuster's Kurt.
He pushes Masters off the table and he goes to
fu Kurt through it by Eric Bischoff, the number one
contender for the WB title, low blows John Cena and
Kurt hits the Olympic Slam on SCENEA through the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bischoff, low blowed Sena and that caused both Kurt
and Sena to start bleeding. It was very crazy. The
fuck happened here was.
Speaker 1: A messy like they must have hit.
Speaker 2: The table super fucked up or something, because I mean
Sena's bleeding the ship in Kurt's ears on the low blow.
It just went through him really fucking hard. Kurt and
Beschoff were talking shit to Sena, and Kurt goes outside
the ring and he grabs a w W title and
comes back and he gives it to Eric and then
for the next five minutes straight, Eric Bischoff and John
Sena continued to repeat the same animations.
Speaker 1: Dude, they did. I was super as I thought they
were just replaying it, but I think they were all fresh.
Speaker 2: Like, I think they had more time than they thought
they did.
Speaker 1: The likeness.
Speaker 2: So this is what happens. Eric Bischoff looks at the
title that Kurt gives them. Kurt leaves. Eric looks at
it confused, like a oh my god kind of look.
Poses with the title. Sena is reaching up at Eric
to try to get the title back. He's bleeding also.
Then we cut to the outside. Kurt is talking shit
to HBK and then starts going yeah, yea, Now they're
running down the shit that's happening on USA Network. Next
week we get a replay of the finish. We come
back from the replay. Eric Bischoff is now looking at
the title like, oh my god, he's dead. Poses with
the title. Sean Cena is reaching for the title. We
cut the kert angle. Who's outside, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought I was.
Speaker 2: Then we get a shot of the commentary team as
they all take turns talking about different matches on the
show that they have no order, so they're just trying
to name all of them. Just oh, well, you know,
there's a whole Covin triple agh, what about the Arman match?
Oh my god, that's what about the broad pennies on
the pities. Oh my god, what about edge of that hardy? Oh?
Are you fucking shure? This is going to be the
best ball ever. And then we go back to the ring.
Eric Bischoff is looking at the title. He does the title,
and John Skin is reaching for the He's a bloody mess,
like he's fleeting more and more. It's like it's legit,
the same cut scene with the blood animation.
Speaker 5: I like to think, Spike, if you just like said it,
will give more time and let him run over and
look like terrible and TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was like just.
Speaker 3: He's given five more minutes so.
Speaker 2: They look like the fun Yeah, just give fucking on
dinfos Hollo the fuck, put your head up, yeah, grab
the title. Well, thanks you back, We appreciate it very much.
For the rest of you. We'll see you next week
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