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Speaker 1: Damn boys in town. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode

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number three hundred and twenty, dude.

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Speaker 2: That's like twenty episodes after three hundred.

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Speaker 1: Today we are talking about WWE Raw September twenty six,

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two thousand and five.

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Speaker 3: Mmmm.

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Speaker 2: A great year for wrestling and I was hoping to

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go into the show with that same feeling. But there's

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more to divulge and that later. This is, of course,

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the last episode of Monday Night Raw on Spike TV

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before they go back to the USA Network for the

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big homecoming events that you'll hear about a million times

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on this episode of Watch.

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Speaker 3: Next week's home coming. We beg you please watch.

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Speaker 1: It, dude. And also don't forget Valvenus and viscera challenge

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for the world tag team titles.

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Speaker 2: They get nothing, you get nothing. VSA died to be

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more more importantly, Rob Conway and Eugene continue their huge

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rivalry on this one.

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Speaker 1: Well tell you that could soon be big v production.

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Before we get to that, we have some Deadlock updates up.

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Speaker 2: On the Patreon right now. That's patreon dot com slash

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boys' choice, and we're gonna watch a little horror flick.

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Who knows what it will be, and we're not going

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to reveal it to you. We need you to find

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So much quality stuff on the patreon. DPW Super Battle

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the premiere this weekend on DPW on Demand dot Com.

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It's the biggest DPW of end of the year. Roderick Strong,

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Eric Stevens, Nicole Matthews defends the DPW World Championship against

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the twenty twenty five Battle the Best Winner Queen Aman.

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Out of the World Tag team championships are on the line.

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In the first ladder match in company history. Miracle Gen

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defend against Violences Forever, the Workhorseman and the Grizzled Young Veterans.

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Leon Slater returns to take on Manny Low I mean,

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event the DPW World Championship. It's Adam Priest defending against

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the twenty twenty five Carolina Classic winner Jake Something. You

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Speaker 1: Or else get in or get the out all right

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now to time for the Patreon shout out segment.

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Speaker 2: Patreol Patreon trying somethow this week starting in the five

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a given, Suya Nito. More like to hawk to a toe.

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Speaker 1: Send Dale? He's the Sandman's hairy testes.

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Speaker 2: Is that right? Jamie's landscaped?

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Speaker 2: I'm not the only one with a fucking football team here. Hello, Panthers,

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you're punching down. That's not fucking fair.

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Speaker 1: That's the trade off you get to win games, and

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you know you keep the panthers out your fucking mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I'm standable. That's fair.

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Speaker 1: Miss Kennedy.

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Speaker 2: I like Kenny Kennedy. I like Ken.

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panther's dad, motherfucking fuck you, Hey Tony Hey fuck the

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Speaker 3: Gets you said the same thing. I would have been

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Speaker 2: Keith found him, God damn it. No.

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nine Sour Smarties help, I'm stuck in Fortnite. Hank Hill

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has the med and is threatening to kick my ass.

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end of these pnding. No, don't keep pounded. Fuck the Panthers.

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We like the Eagles, right Tony, Yeah, see, let's go now. No,

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that's not the that's good swoop James. Well, thank you,

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Sour Smarties for still being the champion, and thank you

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it or else. I'm going to continue to be mean

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about the Panthers. So you don't want James doing bad?

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Do you? Do you? If you don't, then sign up?

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Can it's not that's not we don't that's not part

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Speaker 1: That's a little better, all right, let us get into

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WWE Raw September twenty six, two thousand.

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Speaker 2: And five Fox TV. Dam fuck the UFC, and we'd

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Speaker 1: USA, USA, you can't say that here. You can't say

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Speaker 3: No, you can't say the kids.

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Speaker 2: That's what's happening here. We're talking about the final episode

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of Raw on Spike TV before they head on over

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we'll talk about all the things that transpired on this show,

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not only with this lovely Raw roster from two thousand

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and five, but what was going on with Spike and

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the WWE and also UFC and TNA at the time.

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what was going on in world wrestling at the time.

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With the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer September twenty first,

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two thousand and five, Meltzer writes, the battle of October

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third between Spike TV and the USA Network has heated

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Speaker 1: Just thinking in two thousand and five, I would love

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Speaker 2: All bove USAWW do consider the UFC as competition. They

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have moved the start time of Road to seven to

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Speaker 5: Explosion, a count a clip show after Raw.

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after both networks conclude their main program So there's a

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lot of fucking shit here. So there's been a lot

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of back and forth issues between both So I'm gonna

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run down kind of what's been sparking the flame. So

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on August twenty ninth, just two hours before the live

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its network that would be wasn't happy about this. September first,

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after getting the demographic breakdowns two days earlier, showing Ultimate

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in response to WWE announces the return of Steve Austin,

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Paul Cogan, Triple h mcfoley, and Man to Raw on

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the Raw Homecoming episode, which is Molsh says the type

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of star power is something that UFC simply can't compete

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the network except for Raw, in order to air a

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Speaker 5: They just keep adding. There's this like unlimited programming. They

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could just add like their best shows ever, And we're

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Speaker 2: Six hours of Heat and we got the roster for it,

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and UFC is gonna air bum Fights hosted by Mayhem Millard.

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With just a few weeks to go before it's Spiked

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TV debut, T and I put on one of the

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best matches of last decade in North America for the

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main event of its Unbreakable pay per view on September eleventh, Orlando,

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before the usual turnarway crowd of eight hundred fans that

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you reversal, which was aj Styles, Samojo and Christopher Daniels

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in a match which was flip flopped at the last

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minute by Jeff Garrett above the Raven Rhino NWA title match.

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the right move, as it would have been difficult for

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interest in wrestling, and would move UFC to Saturday night. Well,

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things certainly changed. Spike signed TNA and is testing the

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do on this Raw t and.

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Speaker 1: N's relationship with wrestling is just like historically bad.

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Speaker 2: It's yeah, like it always ends this way, Uh.

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Speaker 1: From ECW to WB to TNA. It's always a bad

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ending story.

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Speaker 2: So the UFC commercials that Spike was airing emphasized what's real,

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not wrestling, to the point that McMahon was furious and

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they reached a compromise that they wouldn't air those commercials

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during wrestling. The TNA commercials emphasize action in the ring

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and no longer periods of talking, and the TENA commercials

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have run for weeks in the body of the RAW program.

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To Vince's chagrin, the UFC night on October third, which

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wasn't even advertised until this weekend, was pushed hard during

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wrestling with obvious knocks about how starting Monday you'll see

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real fights with no scripts. It was well known that

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Spike had told WWE they could plug the October third show.

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All they wanted to as the final Spike Show, which

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Spike was paying for, was really an infomercial for show

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on USA, but they couldn't mention USA network. Spike and

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everyone in wrestling for that matter, fully expected McMahon would

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do what he wanted to do, no matter what the

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instructions were from the people paying for the show. Feeling

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was they weren't going to cut the feet off on

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the show. Well, they did cut off the sound and

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flash some technical difficulty video edits when w D camermonan

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attempted to show posters talking about the move. Finally, about

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an hour and forty into the show, a compromise was reached.

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Ww agreed that they would put over the relationship with

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Spike on the air after burying the network in bleep

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dot commentary on the same show, which made the overseas

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fans think what the hell is going on? In exchange,

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they would allow ww to plug the move to USA. Uh.

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And then that's obviously what we saw on this show

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that I'm excited to talk about that, obviously, because I've

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I don't know if that's happened before in wrestling. I

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guess the only thing. The other time it happened was

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when they Paul Haymond did dead promo.

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Speaker 1: For that Big Buck. Yeah, just what I'm saying. They've

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had relationship, Yeah, through out all of wrestling. Really, it

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feels like everyone goes out on a sour note.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Darny, you kick me off the air?

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Speaker 2: Then should have did the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Have a big fuckers.

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Speaker 2: And w w E news. Dusty Rhodes apparently is being

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taught to work with a computer as part of his

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new role on the writing team. I don't know why

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this is. Let me go to the I'll buy No

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Black Sheep.

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Speaker 1: Dusty never wrote anything down. He just said shit out

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loud and hoped everyone remembered by the next time they

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came back in. That's just how old.

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Speaker 2: School he was, and like, that's kind of kick ass.

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Last thing here, most importantly, Triple H is appearing in

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a new Wendy's commercial. It's a deal where different people

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make burgers the way they like them, and he makes

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one and he calls it the Triple H Burger.

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Speaker 5: I'm looking at the Triple Hburger. There's a video on

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our subreddit called Triple H Burger what.

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Speaker 3: Two years ago?

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Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome. Yeah, okay, so yeah three burgers right

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trip blach Way probably awesome.

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Speaker 1: You know, cheese on that. It's just like a bunch

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of square patties and onions. The looks like that's a

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fucking Saturn burger. What do you gots and buns eating

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that shit? Man?

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Speaker 2: Well, is it for the observant? Now, let's talk about

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WWE Monday Night Raw for September twenty sixth, two thousand

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and five.

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Speaker 1: All right, so let's get into it. We get the

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globe bumper at the beginning of the show, and then

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it shows it shows a picture of Eric Bischoff here

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in the crowd, booze. Does this look jankier than usual?

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Speaker 2: This is a like way more fucked up png of Eric.

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Speaker 1: I was watching like a fake version of RAW at first,

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like a bootleg version.

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Speaker 2: Someone was just doing it for their universe mood and

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clip that in.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I mean, I've never seen it look like this ever.

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Speaker 5: Due it's like sure gray hair and it's like a

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weird p I don't know, it's like.

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Speaker 2: It was a jacket.

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Speaker 1: My brain doesn't remember this version.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean neither. Well, you know they maybe they

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purposely made it shitty for the Spike last episode. Here's

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a shitty intro for you, Spike.

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Speaker 1: You they should have went all in and just started

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doing shitty lower thirds and shitty pyro. They do that

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all the time.

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Speaker 4: Anyways, that the funniest ship they Spike TV pay for

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this episode.

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Speaker 1: You just have a shitty pyro, a little screen on

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the stage. It doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: Names are all wrong.

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Speaker 1: So you go to USA Network next week and it's

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a WrestleMania stage. USA Network paid for this, turning around

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pointing at the fucking big stage. Big, Well, we get

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the intro to the show. Uh, this is very famous,

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of course. Now get the drugs and the money and

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the drugs.

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Speaker 2: And get them all and sex, get their sex. Nothing

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forever like rall on Spike. Yeah, they show. Uh. The

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few differences or really the one difference I saw on

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the intro than what I'm used to is they had

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multiple Matt Hardy being angry at edge clips. One of

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them I'm pretty sure was from the episode where he

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yells r O eh, we still gonna talk.

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Speaker 1: About all right, that's started a few with Triple Over.

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That So I got your burger, the one onions.

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Speaker 2: Guy Rick Flair hasn't has a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jim Ross welcomes us to Waco, Texas. John Cena

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and Shawn Michaels will be teaming up tonight to take

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on Carlito and Chris Masters in a tag team tables match.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was trying to get any territory main event.

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Yeah right, that makes a lot of sense. Why but

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like I thought, maybe last week, like somebody got put

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through a table and that's why we got here. Now

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was just fucking let's just do it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was surprised they didn't advertise that it's a

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Texas Tornado tag team tables match. Since they're in Texas.

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I definitely think that's why it was supposed to happen, right,

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But they just say it's a tag team tables match.

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Speaker 2: I don't mention that at all until the match starts.

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Oh yeah, this is a Tornado.

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Speaker 1: No one knew, is Jim. So we start off with

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a Vince McMahon town hall. Vince comes out and ask

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the crowd for a bigger pop.

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Speaker 2: Which was a staple of his UH run. Really, so

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Vince gets in the ring and vinceys Tonight's gonna be

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a historic week here on Monday Night Raw. We're gonna

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kick things off with a championship match here momentarily, so

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vinces Tonight's historic because tonight mark's the last broadcast of

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Monday Night Raw. And Spike DV and many of her

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recall five years ago when we left UH the USA

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Network to come to what was then known as a

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Nashville Network, then the National Network, and then finally the

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Spike DV. And since then, Spike TV has done a

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lot of growing up, and so is the WWE. And

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I'd like to say we've been pretty good tag team partners,

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and I like to thank Spike for being such good

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tag team partners. But next week, Monday NIGHTRA returns home.

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Next week, Monday Night Raw returns back to the USA Network,

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and what a homecoming it's gonna be. So at this

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point is when things start getting fun back to the

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USA Network, and one of homecoming, it's gonna be get

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censored that part, just doesn't They just bleep that entirely like.

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Speaker 3: To run off the rip.

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Speaker 5: There're censoring them from the moment to shows.

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Speaker 2: They let him and they said, hey, hey, buddy, you.

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Speaker 1: It just cuts the audio feet completely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like not even like a beep or

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just sign.

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Speaker 1: Crowd and everything just cuts it off. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then we come back from the censored part, and he says,

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three hours of the biggest homecoming ceremony you've ever witnessed.

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I mean, he should have just had them leap the

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three hour part. I'm not fucking watching this.

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Speaker 1: Make it far.

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Speaker 2: Including John seen the WWE champion, defending his title against

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Rawl's very own general manager, Eric Beschoff.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I love the idea that the problem here isn't

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that Raw is suffering from a lack of interesting things

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going on. Uh, but it's just because the show isn't

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long enough. It just simply isn't long enough. We need

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more time, make it better, as if we doubled it

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and made it four.

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Speaker 2: Hours, and then for as you can tell as the

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we'll talk about it. As this unravels on the show,

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very quickly, you realize, oh, they didn't have enough for

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a full three hour show. They are desperate to fill

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this son of a bitch. So he mentions Eric Bischoff

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and Kurt angles music hits and Kirk comes out. Vince

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is orchestrating the you suck chance. Kirk gets in the

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ring and him and Vince Kurt like.

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Speaker 1: Kurt comes out to tell Vinci man, I will be

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staying on Spike TV. What do I like it here?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 1: But no, no, no, you want to go to sci Fi? Kurt,

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I don't think that gold medals. Weren't that cup of coffee?

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Speaker 2: No, So Kurt gets in the ring and him and

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Vince are talking shit to each other for like what

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it feels like an entire minute off the mic. That's

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probably exactly what the exchange. Jeam just said. I'm staying

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on Spike. What the fuck you're talking about? So Kurt says,

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you know something, Vince, I heard you talking about the

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WB Championship match set for next week's WWE Homecoming. I

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mean they call it w B Homecoming the whole night,

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like that's the pay per view name. That's how like

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much they are trying to drive this sucker. Uh. And

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he says, I have to admit I was a little

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bit upset that you picked Eric Bischoff in to face

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John Cena next week. I started to think, so I

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came here to clarify, as you know, I defeated John

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Cena unforgiven, so I deserve a shot. Well, Kurt says

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he got first DIBs on who wins next, whether it's

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Eric Bischoff for John Cena, I faced the champion. He

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says that, like so earnestly, like, oh, whether it's Bischoff

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for Sena, and Vince says, all right, well make a

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disa point. Yes you're qualified, no question. You're a former

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champion in your line and Kurt flashes his medals and

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Vince says, yeah, you're an Olympic gold medals as well,

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and Kurt says, you're damn right ie. Vince says, well,

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that probably qualifies you for a title shot, and then

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Sewn Michael's music kids, Oh my god, we're really fucking

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loaded up this raw. Sean comes in the ring and

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Vince is super fired up for Him's that gar Frank

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this shh rightalls.

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Speaker 1: Like looks at him like what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with you? Introduction man? And Sean says,

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hold on a second, money bags, I want to clear

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something up. You're giving the Olympic guy all the championship

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matches that's right, because he was, you know, victorious and unforgiven.

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I just want to clarify, that's what would put one

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on line for a tunnel match, said, victory and unforgiven.

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I want it unforgiven. So I won a title match.

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I mean, Kurt Angle is so fantastic here. I mean

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I actually the Shawn and Kurt actually I always enjoyed

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whether in the ring is.

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Speaker 1: Very good at answering in earnest like that's true, you know,

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even if it's the most ridiculous thing ever. I believe

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that he answers true. Yeah right, So Curt says, are

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you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: God? I think the master lot cut off the circulation

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to your damn brain in case you forgot remember WrestleMania

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because I made your ass tap out? And HBK says,

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huh cut off my blood float of what I remember WrestleMania.

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I was there, But do you remember vengeance a little

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ding sweet chin music? Hbk's hand raised in victory or

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even Stephen, and Kurt looks at him and says, yeah,

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well I beat you first, which is so fucking ridiculous.

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And Sean says, oh ho ho, you beat me first?

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Is that the game we're gonna play, and Chris says, yeah,

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I'll play games. Do you want to play games? I'll

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play games. He's so fucking ridiculous, and it says, hold

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on up, I'm gonna solve our problem. You each have

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00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,640
a victory over the other. Pretty simple. Next week at Homecoming,

470
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,400
it's gonna be Kurt Angle over Shawn Michaels the rubber match,

471
00:26:42,039 --> 00:26:44,440
and the match will go a long way to determine

472
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,440
who will be facing the ww champion. But this shouldn't

473
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,559
be an ordinary match. We got a lot of time

474
00:26:48,599 --> 00:26:54,200
to fill. This should be a two hour iron Man match.

475
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,319
Speaker 1: What do you think? How about thirty.

476
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: Deal?

477
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,559
Speaker 1: Let's two two in a row?

478
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 3: Three iron Man?

479
00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:12,759
Speaker 2: Holy shit? Or each half is a fucking iron Man.

480
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,079
Jesus God. That's next week. I promise you a championship

481
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,720
match kick things off. So here we go, bring them

482
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,079
all down like, no announcement of what it is or whatever.

483
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,119
But Trisha's music hits and we get a big fucking

484
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,720
pop and I'm assuming that's what the plan was.

485
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,839
Speaker 1: We have the WWE's Slam of the Week, brought to

486
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,720
you by Juicy Drop Pop. That's right, get the most

487
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,359
convoluted candy you've ever had.

488
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,519
Speaker 2: Well, listen, James, you know, juice up the flavor with

489
00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:39,920
the great tasting juicy drop of pop.

490
00:27:40,319 --> 00:27:43,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, there's just way too much going on with this.

491
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 2: You know, you don't like it. It's like a It's

492
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,920
like a little fucking ring. You put it around your

493
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:52,160
finger and it has a long juice everywhere. You justore

494
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,839
spill a juice onto shit.

495
00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:57,559
Speaker 3: It's like it's still making the candy.

496
00:27:57,599 --> 00:27:59,519
Speaker 5: They just turn it into juice and you drink it

497
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:00,799
is out this That's.

498
00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: What juicy drop pop Tony is a sweet lollipop with

499
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,400
sour jol candy experience. Apply as much or as little

500
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,759
sour liquid to the sweet lollipop to make the perfect mix,

501
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,359
and a fun and portable container. Comes in a sortment

502
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,400
of fruity flavors knock out punch, blue Rebel, Rald, cherryberry,

503
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,839
blue ras, watermelon, and strawberry watermelon.

504
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean children love convoluted candies. I mean whatever,

505
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,119
if you can add nine steps to a piece of candy,

506
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,039
like children.

507
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,559
Speaker 2: Could coct us some bullshit. I'm pouring this.

508
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: Do you remember the fun sticks or whatever where Yeah?

509
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, they still make those.

510
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, were straight up snorting the powder off the counter, like.

511
00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: Was not going on that fucking cardboard stick that it

512
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,559
tastes like you.

513
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,759
Speaker 3: I only ate the stick. I hated the powder.

514
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,559
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys did this either, but

515
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,079
like in school, we used to like trade and sell,

516
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,839
like kool Aid packets. Just wouldn't even put water and

517
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,839
he just to the head gool aid packs.

518
00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: The ship was going everywhere.

519
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,799
Speaker 3: It's like drug deals going down.

520
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: And then.

521
00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have no phones.

522
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 2: We just hadkool Aid packets and when I got juicy

523
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,640
drop pops.

524
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Well, Trish returns for her first match since April and

525
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,440
beats Tory, but is glombed along with Ashley by Tory,

526
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:24,680
Victoria and Candace Michelle.

527
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: Yes, the I think they end up be called They

528
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,839
eventually become what the Vince's devils, so they're not Charlie's angels.

529
00:29:32,599 --> 00:29:34,359
Speaker 1: Fuck me?

530
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 2: Oh you like it?

531
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: It's just crazy. I mean like they were like, yeah,

532
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,039
just fucking let's rock.

533
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote it. Like it.

534
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,759
Speaker 1: Well, we have Trish Stratus with Ashlee versus Victoria with

535
00:29:47,839 --> 00:29:50,240
Tory Wilson and Candace Michelle.

536
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,319
Speaker 2: Yes, women's title match.

537
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: I think yes, Trisha is the women's champion and Victoria

538
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,880
is trying to beat her for that title. Tory Wilson

539
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,359
is here.

540
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:01,799
Speaker 3: With the dog.

541
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: Yes, Chloe Well.

542
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,359
Speaker 1: Trish strikes first, and we start off with a strike exchange.

543
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,680
Trish heads scissors Victoria to the outside.

544
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:11,759
Speaker 2: Very awesome.

545
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:16,079
Speaker 1: Victoria takes advantage of the separation and spears Trish when

546
00:30:16,119 --> 00:30:18,559
she comes to the outside, and then Victoria sends Trish

547
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,440
into the crowd.

548
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,079
Speaker 2: Dude sends her over the barricade. Fucking was crazy. I

549
00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:25,279
don't know if that was an accident, but it worked out.

550
00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:30,599
Speaker 1: Trish actually comes back in by lining Victoria off the barricade.

551
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:33,559
Candice and Tory pull Trish off the apron and Ashley

552
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,559
comes over and does a meeting of the mines.

553
00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:39,119
Speaker 2: Dude Ashley meeting the mines and then ground and pound

554
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,839
on Tory, kicking the shit out of him until Victoria

555
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,640
comes over, grabs Ashley around the waist and legit throws her.

556
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:50,319
Speaker 1: Across the floor. Ashley jumps on Victoria, but Victoria pulls

557
00:30:50,359 --> 00:30:53,400
her off and throws Trish back into the ring. Victoria

558
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,759
channels her inner Saboo and hits a flipping slingshot leg drop.

559
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,519
Speaker 2: Come on, that was straight out of Markomar's.

560
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,279
Speaker 1: And then locks in the last chancery.

561
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I mean, Victoria's going crazy here, somersault, leg drop,

562
00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:11,480
last chancery. Give her the belt now.

563
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:13,599
Speaker 1: Love that move. By the way, someone feel free to

564
00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:14,559
steal at any point.

565
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,079
Speaker 2: Anyone could just take that. I mean, there's a bunch

566
00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:20,079
of hidden submission moves that just get lost for some reason.

567
00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:21,119
I don't know why that is.

568
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,359
Speaker 1: Well, Victoria hits a tilted world sidewalk slam for a two.

569
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,279
She goes up to the second, but Trish goes for

570
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,839
her rana out of the corner.

571
00:31:29,359 --> 00:31:30,599
Speaker 2: That's just a stratosphere.

572
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,319
Speaker 1: So Victoria holds onto her legs here and Tris sits

573
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,480
up and now she's sitting on Victoria's lap and they're

574
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,200
doing a strike exchange on the top of road.

575
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,759
Speaker 2: So awesome.

576
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they both fall off the buckle to the outside.

577
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,599
Speaker 2: They fucking tumble off the top to the floor. Very scary.

578
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,240
I actually don't know how one of them didn't get

579
00:31:48,279 --> 00:31:50,519
hurt because they were tangled in each other and just

580
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,599
fell on their heads.

581
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: Well, Trish fights up and hits a spinebuster for a two.

582
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:58,680
Trish Matrix dodges and hits the stratisfaction, but Tory and

583
00:31:58,759 --> 00:31:59,839
Candice come in and attack.

584
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,559
Speaker 2: She did the may Trish if you want to get

585
00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:04,759
the name right, that'd be great.

586
00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: Well, the mask is thrown out.

587
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 2: Cannas and Tory jump tris dq. Candace goes for Trish,

588
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,039
but Ashley is able to stop her, kicks her down

589
00:32:16,759 --> 00:32:21,279
smashes her into the fucking ground. Then Ashley removes Candace's

590
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,799
dress and pulls it off over her head and then

591
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,519
celebrates it with it with Trish. Then Candace gets up

592
00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:29,319
and doesn't realize that her dress has been removed, and

593
00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:31,799
she covers herself up and runs out of the ring.

594
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 3: Due how did she not know she had no clothes on?

595
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,799
She's like, uh oh, yeah, what happened?

596
00:32:38,319 --> 00:32:44,079
Speaker 2: No breezing here shot. Victoria and Tory and Candas all

597
00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:45,880
reconvene on the floor and Candas has a mic and

598
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,599
she says, I can't believe you did this. You stripped

599
00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:51,119
me down to my bronn panties and humiliated me in

600
00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:53,440
front of all these people. You know what, We're gonna

601
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,119
finish this initiation next week, the three of us against

602
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:02,279
the two of you in a broad pan's match, handicap

603
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,279
handicap match, that she has the jurisdiction to just make

604
00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:10,839
Trician Ashley okay with this, I guess except what They.

605
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: Shake their head. Yes, sure, I mean would say no,

606
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:16,240
thank you and not sign the mass contract.

607
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,799
Speaker 2: But I'll just not do that. Yeah, I'll maybe I'll

608
00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:24,720
fucking wrestle anyone else next week, maybe a third yeah, right,

609
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,559
maybe we can do a six man tag next week.

610
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,720
Every think of that. No, I think we'll do the

611
00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:33,200
bron Panties handicap match. Tory and Victoria both look are like,

612
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,599
what the fuck, we don't want to do that either,

613
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,480
and then Trician Ashley do the Trevorly and Bismortos spot

614
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:40,640
with Dannis's dress.

615
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: In the Big Show is walking backstage and he finds

616
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,039
a bald guy and shakes his hand.

617
00:33:55,079 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 2: I mean that like, and coach says, the Big Show

618
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,960
you put a five hundred pounds giinet in a street fight.

619
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:06,839
That's Snitsky's task. The match is next, I said, oh,

620
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,480
is that right, snik Show Show? I mean, what a

621
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,800
way to give Spike TV everything you got left in

622
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,320
the tag. They paid for it, right, they paid for

623
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,519
it in spades.

624
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: So the next match up here is Big Show versus

625
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,400
Jeane Snitsky.

626
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:37,639
Speaker 2: It wasn't my fault this song street fight because of

627
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:40,519
course the tension. I mean, we're at a boiling board

628
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:42,760
to hear boys, it's time to blow this suka off.

629
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,360
But they have history because last month, Snitsky in a

630
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:48,599
match with Big Show, a tag match I don't know

631
00:34:48,599 --> 00:34:51,159
what matchless was, he used a ring bell. He hit

632
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,239
the Big Show with a ring bell twice, and they

633
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,559
emphasized twice because he brings them and then he clucks

634
00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,000
them in the head with it again on the ground.

635
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,039
Then at Unforgiven eight days ago, Big Show hit Snitsky

636
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:04,280
with the ring belt twice after he beat him. So

637
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,800
this is a big, big story here Again another instance

638
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,239
of technical difficulties happens here where they flashed the tech

639
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,440
technical difficulty screen because I'm pretty sure there's a big

640
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:20,679
USA owns Spike sign that here that they keep coming

641
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,679
in and out on the technical difficulties screen. Why didn't

642
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,880
they just I guess I was gonna say, why didn't

643
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,719
they just have somebody to take it? But nobody from

644
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,159
Spike is going to be able to do anything with

645
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,840
w w's live that shit.

646
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck it, yeah, I mean, Big Show comes down

647
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:42,280
here all smiles, smiling too much about I don't know

648
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,360
what's so fucking good in his life.

649
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 2: I mean, he's about to go back to USA Network

650
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,719
where he loves to be.

651
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 5: Well, I guess he's going to uh Conan O'Brien and

652
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,199
he spends with cons exciting.

653
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,559
Speaker 2: Well, you know, Tony, that's right. All the fans are

654
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:56,280
the Big Show. You can see the Big Show on

655
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,280
Conan O'Brian show. He did great on it last time.

656
00:35:58,599 --> 00:36:01,320
All right, I'll beat to check that out. I'm sure

657
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,800
he's got some good stories to tell.

658
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,679
Speaker 1: It shows. It shows a lower third of Big Show bald.

659
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:11,679
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's not hair here? Do they make him

660
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:16,440
bald for that? They shave his head. But Conan specifically

661
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,800
requested bald the Big Show for his show. If you

662
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,679
show up with hair, we're gonna fucking chuck you out

663
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,039
the door.

664
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: He was smiling and happy until you saw that lower third.

665
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:24,960
What the fuck?

666
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: He must have been super happy because he knew he

667
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,639
was going over Snitsky the long way.

668
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: No, Snitzy comes out here with a chair and the

669
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:46,920
Big Show punches the chair. You know, you know, I mean,

670
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,760
I mean, like how cool we not know?

671
00:36:49,559 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 2: I mean I mean, just anyone forgot it's not his fault.

672
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,280
Yeah we got that far. Yeah, okay, good?

673
00:36:57,599 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: Got anything else? No, that's it, that's true. That's uh,

674
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,679
that's expore that.

675
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 2: I guess.

676
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,119
Speaker 1: You and Tony Atlas on the team.

677
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,639
Speaker 2: On heat and then I'm bald as well.

678
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: Right, damn, that's not my fault.

679
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,519
Speaker 3: Yeah no, they got you.

680
00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:25,519
Speaker 5: With that's fault, not his fault.

681
00:37:25,639 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 2: Right.

682
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 1: I always loved Snisky talking about w W. They always

683
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,199
get asked by It's like, yeah, don't know, that's just

684
00:37:31,199 --> 00:37:32,360
what they told me to do. I was just getting

685
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,159
paid the door as I did it.

686
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:40,159
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean as ridiculous as it was. I

687
00:37:40,199 --> 00:37:42,440
remember all the bullshit they put through.

688
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love how he just has no thoughts though.

689
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,320
It's just like, yeah, so what like you had to

690
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,039
like paint your teeth and like you to look real

691
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:51,440
ugly ship and this is what they told me to do.

692
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,679
Speaker 2: No, that's right, since to butter on your face so

693
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,480
you get really bad acne. How did that make you feel? Well? Man,

694
00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:03,920
that's what they wanted me to do, and that's job right, Okay, Like.

695
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh you're like, well adjustin how did that happen? I

696
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,840
thought you like feet and ship dude. Yeah, oh okay, ye,

697
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:22,159
no right, the feet, Yeah, whose fault is that? Sniskey

698
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,159
gets chopped down by the Big Show and he goes

699
00:38:24,199 --> 00:38:27,239
to the corner. He says, oh, man, yeah, it's that

700
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,079
kind of night, buddy.

701
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: You gotta get with his work. The people want to job.

702
00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: So Jane goes low with a kick and clubs down

703
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,559
Big Show.

704
00:38:35,159 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 2: I mean it's the most nonchalant low blow I've ever

705
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,679
seen in my life. Big Show goes to whip him,

706
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,440
tries to pull him back, and Sinsky comes back and

707
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,119
just fucking kicks him in the balls. And even on commentsary,

708
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:49,280
You're like, all he him there, just.

709
00:38:49,199 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: A tall guy, just fucking missed the mark on that one.

710
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? There's not the gig.

711
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:55,480
He's legs and balls.

712
00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:59,199
Speaker 1: So Sniskey grabs a trash can and a sign and

713
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,159
comes in. He hits the Big Show in the head

714
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,679
until he goes down video game style.

715
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 2: Big Show sells this like I've never seen him sell

716
00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:08,719
anything in my life. This had to be a rib.

717
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,239
That's why he came out laughing and happy because he

718
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,280
was pop on the boys tonight, like this is how

719
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:19,960
deep Tommy Dreamers sells shit. It's just ridiculous.

720
00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: So Gene Snitsky goes down to pin the Big Show

721
00:39:24,119 --> 00:39:27,519
and pins them for a two and Jim Ross says, well,

722
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,000
you know, schnit is shick seven.

723
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I had a pause the show.

724
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:45,519
Speaker 2: Okay six seven three hundred, and I swear like I'm

725
00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:50,039
looking at my notes writing my head snaps.

726
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: It's like a sleeper agent or so I legit to

727
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,039
pause the show. A pause the show, and then a

728
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:57,480
message Joy said, can you go to this party on

729
00:39:57,559 --> 00:39:57,880
the show.

730
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:02,159
Speaker 2: Yeah. Jame says he could do me a favorite. Can

731
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:04,159
you go to like twenty three minutes into this video

732
00:40:04,199 --> 00:40:06,920
said yeah, sure, Bud. And I'm looking. I'm like, I'm like,

733
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,280
what is here? Because I listened to him for a

734
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,039
few seconds. Then he says, just listen to this and

735
00:40:11,039 --> 00:40:13,079
then you hear the ji and I said, dude, I

736
00:40:13,159 --> 00:40:14,119
already wrote his dad.

737
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, show shiit shover.

738
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 2: Ah.

739
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:26,639
Speaker 1: You know Gene kid bipped up on a highway.

740
00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 2: This is sport.

741
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right. Well, Big Show hits Jeane with

742
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,400
the trash can and puts him in the corner. Snisky

743
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,920
trips Big Show, and Big Show runs into the trash

744
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,400
can that he puts in the corner.

745
00:40:46,679 --> 00:40:49,199
Speaker 2: I mean, Big Show's moved like bumping for this guy.

746
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big blowoff a month in the making.

747
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,639
So Geene Snisky grabs another trash can and tries to

748
00:40:56,679 --> 00:40:59,159
back Suplex Big Show. But no way, dude, he's a

749
00:40:59,159 --> 00:40:59,840
super heavyweight.

750
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: He is. I mean, you know you're gonna lose stamina

751
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,719
real quick too.

752
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: Everyone's paper Games Smackdout versus Root and eight dictated you

753
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,159
cannot do this to the Big Show.

754
00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 2: Dude. The fucking animation they would have for when you

755
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,039
tried to back souple like someone too big for you

756
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,719
was legit. You just fucking their leg like it was

757
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,440
straight up dry hump in your leg.

758
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm gonna put you on the top rope and

759
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,199
shake this thing around real quick. He had to do

760
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:35,760
that move shixty seven times, maybe three lunch Well, Big

761
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,320
Show hits Snisky twice with a trash can lid, and

762
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,960
he hits the show stopper.

763
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 2: Brains them.

764
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,159
Speaker 1: Big Show then slides out of the ring backwards edge style.

765
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: I mean, this was crazy looking man.

766
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: And he gets to the apron and he smiles over

767
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,880
the apron. Real crazy must have found a big as

768
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,159
sandwich in there. Even better, he found a kitchen sink.

769
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:04,079
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is the kitchen sink? Oh my god.

770
00:42:04,599 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 1: So the Big Show walks in the ring with the

771
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,840
kitchen sink. He bought Snitsky in the head with it,

772
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,840
and then he pins them for the three.

773
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,159
Speaker 2: This was the most we're popping the boys tonight match,

774
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,519
Like Big Show must have been so excited to do.

775
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:23,199
It's like yeah, and then like we found this fucking

776
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,480
kitchen sink. I'm gonna hit you with this.

777
00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: This was outside. You'll never believe what I just found.

778
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, this is I mean big sures for the boys, and.

779
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 3: I appreciate it.

780
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,119
Speaker 5: Came down to the rings, smile and known there's a

781
00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:38,000
kitchen sink under the ring, Like yeah.

782
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,039
Speaker 2: This finish is huge.

783
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,079
Speaker 5: Because like the idea of a kitchen sink is like

784
00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:45,760
they've used every weapon but a kitchen sink. But I

785
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,840
think they only used a chair and a trash kid

786
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,880
in this bad so they oh my god, what's left?

787
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: Well anyways, USA Network, USA Network, USA Network.

788
00:43:01,119 --> 00:43:03,679
Speaker 2: So yeah, Coach says, I mean this is nuts. They

789
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,159
get super fucking bad here, and like you can tell,

790
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,119
Coach is like the direct voice of instrict Man on

791
00:43:11,199 --> 00:43:13,960
this show. Yeah, Coach says, guys, I've just been informed

792
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,320
by my boss, Eric Bischoff that apparently the network Spike TV,

793
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:20,119
who've had a great relationship with for the past five years.

794
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,599
And then this part is all censored starting here. Apparently

795
00:43:23,639 --> 00:43:25,840
they are censoring part of the show tonight and if

796
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,480
all and now we're back. You fans at home want

797
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,360
to find out what they're censoring, and you simply go

798
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,559
to w B dot com. Can you believe that censoring us?

799
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,039
And Lawler says were they censoring? And Coach says, well,

800
00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:38,800
you gotta go to w B dot com to find out.

801
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,480
I guess I figured, you know, they would try to

802
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,719
get away with what they could, but the fact that

803
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,280
they were fucking like, oh fuck this, We're gonna ripple down.

804
00:43:47,079 --> 00:43:50,679
Speaker 5: On this out He's in the headset like say this now, no,

805
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:58,440
say I said, sir.

806
00:43:58,559 --> 00:44:01,199
Speaker 1: Rick Flair, the inner I want to a champion, by

807
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,239
the way, is back here with Maria and she is

808
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,880
kissing his black eye that he got from Carlito.

809
00:44:08,599 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 2: Last Monday, Flair had Carlito in a figure four. Carlito

810
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,760
had already lost to this move and unforgiven which is

811
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,360
I think how Flair won the Intercondinental title had unforgiven

812
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,639
from him. Flaire uses the rope to his advantage and

813
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:23,039
Carlito tapped out, and Flair says, Carlitos found out the

814
00:44:23,039 --> 00:44:25,239
second time, you don't play around the dirties player in

815
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,760
the game, and this is him being interviewed by Maria

816
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,280
and Carlito fucking comes up and he's fuming, you cheat

817
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,159
the Carlino secd time.

818
00:44:33,679 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: Claire says really.

819
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 2: He says really, and carl in the face. The second

820
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:48,079
is that is not cool, and Flair and him start fighting.

821
00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:51,559
Chris Masters then who everyone's been looking for, jumps Flair

822
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,320
and puts Flair in the goddamn mester backstage, and Carlito

823
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,639
is getting some cheap shots in and then they lay

824
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,920
Flair out and then Carlito spits an apple one of

825
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:03,920
face and that gives him a black eye loaded apple.

826
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,519
Speaker 1: Well, we get a Rick Flair town Hall.

827
00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So I was confused at first because we

828
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,039
come into out of commercial. I believe this is here,

829
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,480
and JR. Says, well, you know, folks, the Ultramate Warrior

830
00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:21,320
was invited to be on Bite Dish on w dot

831
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,519
com Wednesday night, but he turned us down. He could

832
00:45:23,519 --> 00:45:25,320
have had an open mic to shay anything he wanted,

833
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,519
and he turned us down. Well that's his prerogative. He

834
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:32,960
continues to self destruct. Well, anyway, here comes uh Rick Flair.

835
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,519
What is going on? And then I found out there

836
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:44,559
was a DVD commercial just before this Warrior, but without

837
00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:46,320
the commercials. I was like, Oh, that's just like.

838
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 3: Out of what do you tug it out?

839
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 2: Why? So Flair comes out for this town hall and

840
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,920
he's stands on the ramp. He's not He actually doesn't

841
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,360
even go down the ring, which I thought was a

842
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,559
little weird, but I guess it's maybe because of the

843
00:45:58,599 --> 00:46:00,960
tron part of this. But regards Listen, he says, it's

844
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,559
no secret that I've been beaten down in my career before. Hell,

845
00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:05,960
I've been jumped from behind more times than I can count.

846
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,400
One of the things that makes the nature Boy special.

847
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,199
He always goes back and he always gets even. And

848
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,559
I'm not even enough to tell you I can do

849
00:46:13,559 --> 00:46:15,639
it by myself, but everybody knows. I wants to know.

850
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,559
I've always had friends in this business, and back of

851
00:46:18,639 --> 00:46:23,639
the day, it was the fourthment. Nowadays it just takes

852
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,480
one one what Just wait a minute, I'll be right back.

853
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,960
And Clare leaves and my mind's racing. I'm like, oh man,

854
00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:35,239
the ww raw roster is fucking filled with stars. It's

855
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,079
gonna be anybody. I swear to god, I'm not joking.

856
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,159
I swore Eugene was coming out.

857
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: Like that.

858
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 2: Fucking Flare's boy is eug Like, that's what they're setting

859
00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:48,800
up here.

860
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,639
Speaker 3: He's going back right now and bring it out on stage, Tony.

861
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 2: I bet if Eugene would have come out here, it

862
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,960
would have got a bigger pop than the announcement that

863
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,280
Flair makes here, which actually gets no pop at all.

864
00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:04,639
So Flair goes back and Jared says, where hair is

865
00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:07,159
Flaire going? How long is this gonna take? Damn?

866
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:12,199
Speaker 1: He turns back out. Randy Coture puts them in the

867
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:14,639
figure for a leg lock take that Spike TV.

868
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:23,119
Speaker 2: Ship. Well, Flair brings out all of the ultimate fucking

869
00:47:23,199 --> 00:47:25,719
hell that would a minute Forrest Griffin comes out and

870
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:31,480
gets beat the ship with a sledgehammer. Oh my god.

871
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,880
So Flair comes back out and as he does, have

872
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,760
a sledgehammer, and Flaire says, next week, w e home coming.

873
00:47:38,039 --> 00:47:42,679
The nature Boy gets even it's the return of Triple H.

874
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,480
And I'm not like, I'm not exaggerating to be funny

875
00:47:45,519 --> 00:47:48,480
or anything. I mean, the crowd like really doesn't care,

876
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,320
Like they don't really react at all, which I was

877
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,760
a little surprised by because I you know, Triple A

878
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,239
usually gets a good pop, but it was like, cool,

879
00:47:56,599 --> 00:47:57,599
I don't know what they thought.

880
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: The return of Triple H next week in another town.

881
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, so I guess it's like who gives

882
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:06,159
a fuck? Yesh? Yeah right, the greatest Wrestler Alive and

883
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:12,800
my best friend game on WHOA And then Flair points

884
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,119
to the tron and it goes to a video, and

885
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,440
just before the video starts, you can hear JR say, oh,

886
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,039
what's she pointing to? So they play a Triple H

887
00:48:20,079 --> 00:48:23,000
type video to the Drowning Pool Triple H song song

888
00:48:23,079 --> 00:48:25,039
kicks ass. By the way, I like this song a lot,

889
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,320
And then the end it ends with a JR voiceover saying, uh,

890
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,960
don't to be homecoming ever. Turn of the game. J

891
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:32,840
Are you knew what the fuck he was pointing to?

892
00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: He just watched the video with the rest of this.

893
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 2: Match is happening. Don't be surprised, you fucking filmed this best.

894
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. Eric Bischoff is on his Motorola

895
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,280
razor and he says that Triple H is returning, Hulk

896
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,440
Cogan will be there, Piper will be there. But then

897
00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:53,719
John Cena walks in.

898
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: Yes, Scena's here, and Sena says, next week Homecoming. Eric

899
00:48:57,039 --> 00:49:00,960
Bischoff versus John Sena for the wb title and said, hey, man,

900
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,480
I had nothing to do with that. Not my idea,

901
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:05,519
you know. He says, you're adea or not. You're not

902
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,800
putting one past me. I know about you, mister karate man.

903
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,079
I went on the internet and Eric Bischoff is a

904
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,719
ninja in four states. You know what that means. That

905
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,880
means next week home Coming, you better bring your black belt,

906
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,800
your nunchucks, your MRIs sword, and you're sure kin stars

907
00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:23,119
because it's gonna be you. Eric Bischoff, kung Fu Master

908
00:49:23,199 --> 00:49:25,920
against the champ John Cena, and he takes his phone

909
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,360
out and he opens it to take a picture of

910
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,039
Bischoff's face, and he says, let me get a picture

911
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,719
of your face because this is the last time you're

912
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,159
gonna be able to see it like this, and he

913
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,519
takes the picture and he puts the phone in Bischof's

914
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:44,679
soup pocket aha, and Bischoff standing there not too happy,

915
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,800
and then Sena runs back and goes, yeah, fucking fuck it,

916
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,599
says I know Kung Fu Tou Patna, and then leaves again.

917
00:49:53,119 --> 00:49:55,199
What the fuck is going on here? Man?

918
00:49:56,039 --> 00:49:58,559
Speaker 1: I mean they thought that was gonna beat the Ultimate Fighter,

919
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,320
like they thought that would have This is the game

920
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,519
playing guys lock in.

921
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should like shit on this fucking form of fighting. Guy,

922
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,599
I think, because fuck that. And this is the WWE champion,

923
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:11,320
like the top guy in the company. He should like

924
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,199
he should be doing some haha here with Eric Bischoff,

925
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:14,719
that's boss.

926
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 1: They definitely didn't think that UFC was gonna bite into

927
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,199
their market share.

928
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 2: No, that was a Vince thing for a long time, right,

929
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,320
Like I mean we talked about it before where I

930
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,039
mean the story or whatever of Shane wanting to fucking

931
00:50:26,039 --> 00:50:29,280
buy the UFC in Vincent. Yeah, I mean, Vince never

932
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,679
thought that UFC was gonna be competition because it was

933
00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:32,639
a whole different product.

934
00:50:32,679 --> 00:50:37,679
Speaker 1: But I mean, like the audience that was watching, they

935
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,400
like the young guys in college, Yeah, they all moved

936
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,239
over to UFC.

937
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 2: It was fucking kick fucking ass too. Like UFC's peak

938
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:52,000
was just starting. Yeah, they were going nuts, Chuck Ladell,

939
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,719
Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, Like, no fucking chance, Yeah,

940
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,119
but you know haha, Kung fu is sick.

941
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:03,079
Speaker 1: Right to combat, we will have Eric Bischoff versus John Cena,

942
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,119
very reminiscent of Vince McMahon versus Steve Austin.

943
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,159
Speaker 2: Really a one to one when you think about it.

944
00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: WWE Rewind brought to you by Snickers. Shelton Benjamin does

945
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,239
a lot of cool shit here. It is.

946
00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:19,119
Speaker 2: I've never seen a WWE rewind where they legit. It's

947
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:21,320
like just a highlight package. I mean, I guess they

948
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,119
had to get the Snickers add in, but I was like,

949
00:51:23,159 --> 00:51:26,480
dam why don't they just make a Shelton video instead.

950
00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:28,639
Speaker 1: Of this to a drowning pool remix of his theme?

951
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,199
Speaker 2: No stopping me, No, no stopping me. No.

952
00:51:35,119 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 1: I think that would be kind of heat.

953
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:41,199
Speaker 2: I mean, sh it sounds fucking pretty awesome. Snickers. By

954
00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:44,119
the way, it's only shatisfying if you eat it. Yeah,

955
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,000
don't shove it up.

956
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,119
Speaker 3: Your ass, dude, I do the same thing.

957
00:51:48,599 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: Shut up your ass.

958
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,159
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess I'll stop that.

959
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: We have Shelton Benjamin versus Kirwin White with his new caddy.

960
00:51:58,559 --> 00:51:59,679
Nick Nima, I don't know.

961
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,679
Speaker 2: I mean, it can't be right. This can't be the

962
00:52:01,679 --> 00:52:03,239
first time we're talking about Kirwin White.

963
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: I mean we brought him up on the show before,

964
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,679
I think, but.

965
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:07,559
Speaker 2: Have we watched Kerwin White?

966
00:52:07,639 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think.

967
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: Well, it was startling to me at the very least,

968
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,440
and Jr. Says, all we learned at Kerwin Watch has

969
00:52:16,519 --> 00:52:19,320
hired a new guddy and his name is Nick Nemath.

970
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:21,639
And where we show this future on w dot com

971
00:52:21,679 --> 00:52:22,280
a few days ago.

972
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: So I love that they showed this ww dot com

973
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,320
exclusive and just don't let you hear any of it.

974
00:52:27,639 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 2: Just talk over. Yeah, here's what happened. He's Kerlin awatch

975
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,719
and he's got a new caddy. Okay, all right, cut

976
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,679
that shitty ass video and get back to the match.

977
00:52:36,679 --> 00:52:40,239
So Nick Neamath, dolfh Ziggler gives Kerwin a club and

978
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:45,639
that's his whole thing. He's a goddamn golfer, it, she says, Kerwin. Please,

979
00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:48,440
you actually went out and got yourself a caddy. You

980
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:54,360
know what. I'm real happy for you. That's awesome. Now

981
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,320
you have someone to carryround your clubs and wash your balls.

982
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's such a day like shun, I

983
00:53:05,079 --> 00:53:05,320
hear you?

984
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,679
Speaker 2: Man, hold on, well, it doesn't matter if you're on

985
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,440
a golf course or at a WW ring because Chavo

986
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:14,320
sucks all right, I mean, like, what are we doing?

987
00:53:14,679 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: Why are we having this fucking mat?

988
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:17,559
Speaker 2: Oh?

989
00:53:17,599 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

990
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:19,559
Speaker 2: Well, they called me up and asked me to have

991
00:53:19,559 --> 00:53:20,679
the match and I said yes.

992
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,559
Speaker 1: Well, Chavo swings, but Shelton blocks it and hits him

993
00:53:25,559 --> 00:53:29,400
in the back. Shelton then throws Kerwin into the air.

994
00:53:30,159 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 2: Jesus. I mean he gets fucking crazy height on that

995
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,000
Kerwin quid.

996
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: So Kerwin takes off his shirt and he chokes Shelton

997
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:41,000
with it. Chapam is in great shape here, though I

998
00:53:41,079 --> 00:53:43,039
was surprised. He's usually not this stout.

999
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 2: He definitely doesn't need to be for this because he's

1000
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,440
gonna be wrestling always in the shirt for the most part.

1001
00:53:48,679 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: Why imagine that he got in shape for his return run, right,

1002
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,679
And they were like, well, we have this idea and

1003
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:58,639
he said, well, it's my job, so I guess I'll take.

1004
00:53:58,519 --> 00:54:01,679
Speaker 2: It, which is what all the bests to do well.

1005
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: Chava rolls to the apron. Shelton goes for a supplex.

1006
00:54:04,519 --> 00:54:08,199
Chavo falls on top of him and Nick Nemath holds

1007
00:54:08,199 --> 00:54:10,679
his leg and Chavo beats Shelton.

1008
00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 2: Benjamin here, I mean this look like shit, Like, Shelton

1009
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,719
goes to supplex I'm in from the apron. Nick Nemuth

1010
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,119
like is supposed to trip Shelton, but he's not there

1011
00:54:21,119 --> 00:54:23,880
in time, so he just barely gets it, so Shelton

1012
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,000
kind of has to figure out when to go down.

1013
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,239
He falls backwards. Kerwin white lands on his forehead and

1014
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:34,679
then beats Shelton like this is fucking And the camera

1015
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,760
guy missed the shot of Nick Nemath holding the foot

1016
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,519
down for the pin, like we don't see it once that, yeah,

1017
00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:44,559
I think, And then they replay it to show it. No,

1018
00:54:44,679 --> 00:54:45,360
we don't see shit.

1019
00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, they miss it both account like even him grabbing

1020
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,960
the leg on the replay, there's no evidence of it

1021
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:51,320
at all.

1022
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 3: I guess maybe whatever.

1023
00:54:53,639 --> 00:54:55,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really don't care about this, to be honest with.

1024
00:54:55,599 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: You, Well, Kerwin takes the golf cart up backwards.

1025
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:03,119
Speaker 2: Come on, Shelan gets his heat back, he jumps him

1026
00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:05,639
and then of course, Nicknameath breaks a golf club over

1027
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:09,760
his back. Oh that's a wood anyway.

1028
00:55:11,119 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: Anyway, there's a ladder in the middle of the ring.

1029
00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, Kerwin, dude, Kerwin. He goes to drive

1030
00:55:16,519 --> 00:55:18,920
the golf golf cart and drives it almost into the

1031
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,360
apron first and then he bags up the ramp. And

1032
00:55:22,599 --> 00:55:26,000
we're hyping up the main event, tag tables match, and

1033
00:55:26,079 --> 00:55:28,280
Josh want to you know, tag team tables match, what

1034
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,800
a match is going to be. But hey, wait a second,

1035
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,880
what's going on in the ring. And someone's in the

1036
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,000
ring set up setting up a ladder and UH coach says, well,

1037
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,800
they're setting up a ladder obviously, but why why should

1038
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,920
have hit the ring? What the fuck are you doing?

1039
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,199
Push the ladder over kick the guy's ass.

1040
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:51,559
Speaker 1: So the reason we have a ladder in the ring

1041
00:55:51,639 --> 00:55:54,599
is because there is a Edge in lida Town Hall.

1042
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,119
Speaker 2: Of course, uh Alita is out here with Edge. Alda

1043
00:55:58,159 --> 00:56:00,840
has a neck brace. Edge has the money in the bank. Briefcase,

1044
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,320
I think what happened here was Matt Hitter with a

1045
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,519
twist of fate or in the ring, and Lida says

1046
00:56:05,559 --> 00:56:07,519
that Matt thinks he accomplished something by giving me a

1047
00:56:07,519 --> 00:56:09,800
twist of fate. But you know what he did, he

1048
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,880
accomplished and proved what a pathetic loser he is and

1049
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,360
refuses to move on with his life. But Matt, I'm

1050
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,119
gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna speak

1051
00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:19,360
for the world. We're gonna be fine without you. Okay,

1052
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,679
We're moving on. And I know a lot about twist

1053
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:25,880
of fate. The crowd chance slut immediately what it says.

1054
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,480
I don't know if any of these pathetic losers are

1055
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,400
ready to move on. And you know, I know a

1056
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,159
lot about twist of fate, and some can be vicious

1057
00:56:31,159 --> 00:56:33,800
of others. Rather ironic because it was five years ago

1058
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,760
right here, on the very first episode of Raw on

1059
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,400
Spike TV. It's Edge and Christian and the Hardy boys

1060
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,320
in the ladder match, and I was there, proud to

1061
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,920
support my man and my my, my, how things have changed.

1062
00:56:45,639 --> 00:56:46,320
She's evil.

1063
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:52,559
Speaker 1: I love how he said it under his breath, and.

1064
00:56:52,639 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 2: Edge gets the mic and he starts climbing up the

1065
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,119
ladder and he says, seven days, each wrung of this

1066
00:56:57,199 --> 00:56:59,239
ladder could represent the days left in your career. And

1067
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,559
next week it bec comes home and once again Edge

1068
00:57:01,559 --> 00:57:03,079
and Matt Hardy are going to tear their bodies apart

1069
00:57:03,079 --> 00:57:05,920
in the ladder match. Only this time the stakes are

1070
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,559
far greater than the tag titles or shot at the

1071
00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:10,880
w B Championship. I know the money in the bank

1072
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,320
is going to be hanging high above the ring before

1073
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,519
the guy who doesn't grab that briefcase, he loses everything,

1074
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:18,440
his lifeblood is very reason for being. He loses his

1075
00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:21,880
career and next week Matt I become a career killer.

1076
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,639
No more bitching and moaning and wanting, complaining on the internet,

1077
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,519
but no next week loser leaves raw and Matt says

1078
00:57:27,519 --> 00:57:29,559
he will not die. But when it comes to do

1079
00:57:29,639 --> 00:57:32,400
or die situations, I thrive because one on one in

1080
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,679
ladder matches, I don't lose. I never have and I

1081
00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:37,599
never will. And in life there's winners and the losers. Me.

1082
00:57:37,719 --> 00:57:39,840
I'm a winner. That's why I have a pretty lady

1083
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,039
like leader with me and not you and Matt in

1084
00:57:42,079 --> 00:57:44,920
this story. You're a loser, nothing but a loser and

1085
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,719
an underachiever. And every opportunity is coming your way, you've

1086
00:57:47,719 --> 00:57:49,840
blown it. So why are things going to change?

1087
00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:52,119
Speaker 1: I love that Lida looked up to him and waved

1088
00:57:52,159 --> 00:57:53,519
to him. I thought that was very cute.

1089
00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was awesome. I mean, Lida's run with Edge

1090
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:00,119
is fucking fantastic in my brain. Edge doesn't get it

1091
00:58:00,239 --> 00:58:01,360
as over without leader.

1092
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,239
Speaker 3: No, yeah, he got a ton of heat off of her.

1093
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is defining run for sure. Yeah.

1094
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,519
Speaker 2: So the crowd starts to fire up and Matt Hardy's here.

1095
00:58:09,559 --> 00:58:11,239
He jumped the fucking rail. He's in the ring now

1096
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,920
and lead a powders with the money in the bank

1097
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,920
briefcase and Matt grabs the ladder and teases pushing it over,

1098
00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:17,960
and he's leaning it one way and leaning it another.

1099
00:58:18,159 --> 00:58:20,039
Fucking scariest shit. To be honest with you, I don't

1100
00:58:20,239 --> 00:58:23,159
the control that this had was very impressive because I

1101
00:58:23,159 --> 00:58:25,280
thought this was gonna go bad until it does go bad.

1102
00:58:25,599 --> 00:58:28,400
So he backs off and he goes to leave, and

1103
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,920
he fakes going out of the ring. He comes back

1104
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:34,119
and he pushes the ladder over an Edge takes this

1105
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,360
just the craziest way you could possibly take this. He

1106
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,920
fucking like his top, his right leg hits the top rope,

1107
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,840
his middle leg goes between the ropes, and he fucking

1108
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,400
just falls on his head. This was insane. Looking.

1109
00:58:48,719 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 3: I think he was supposed to cross the ropes but

1110
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,039
he missed.

1111
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 2: Maybe he got a little too his way down.

1112
00:58:54,119 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he had his legout like he like, he

1113
00:58:56,519 --> 00:58:57,880
looked like he was gonna hit the rope, but he

1114
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,559
didn't and he just lands asked burst.

1115
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just fucking I mean, clips the ropes, dies,

1116
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,679
falls on the ring, has to roll out. I mean,

1117
00:59:05,719 --> 00:59:08,519
shit was not hardly looking. Coach says, well, if edges,

1118
00:59:08,519 --> 00:59:10,840
I'm able to go next week homecoming, Eric Bishop's not

1119
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,880
gonna be blaming Edge. You'll be blaming Matt Hardy. And

1120
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,000
then now I'll tell you what when we go and

1121
00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:17,239
then it gets censored here to the USA. Next week

1122
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:20,199
we're back here. Edge will be there. I mean we

1123
00:59:20,199 --> 00:59:22,639
were on USA before we were going back to USA.

1124
00:59:22,639 --> 00:59:25,119
Once again, they won't see this on Spike. Then they

1125
00:59:25,159 --> 00:59:28,360
censor TV. I'll tell you that. And Lala says, oh,

1126
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,559
you said we're going to USA next week. Coach says,

1127
00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:33,719
we're going to USA and Lala says raw raw is

1128
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,920
and then we'll come back going to USA next week

1129
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,880
and Good says, yeah, there's gonna be a ladder match

1130
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:45,440
next week on USA. They I mean, they cannot keep

1131
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:48,400
up with how much they're fucking bleeping this or you know,

1132
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,440
just duck in the audio and it's like coming in

1133
00:59:51,519 --> 00:59:55,000
and out on them saying, USA, this is agreedious, Like

1134
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,719
I get it, but just at this point, just fucking

1135
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,199
either entirely muted or tell them the funk off for

1136
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:00,800
let it go.

1137
01:00:01,199 --> 01:00:04,239
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. Eric Bischoff is watching the show

1138
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,960
and he's cool with what happened. I guess.

1139
01:00:09,079 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 2: It's totally fine. Edge just almost fucking died, but not

1140
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,199
a big deal because they get to wrestle next week,

1141
01:00:15,239 --> 01:00:18,760
so whatever. Uh So, Eric Bischoff is in his fucking

1142
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,679
office and Teddy Long comes in, which is odd because

1143
01:00:22,719 --> 01:00:24,679
he's the SmackDown general manager. And that's what Eric says,

1144
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,719
is Teddy Long, what the hell are you doing here?

1145
01:00:27,199 --> 01:00:29,639
This isn't SmackDown. So Teddy says, hold on him and

1146
01:00:29,679 --> 01:00:31,639
a dog, just chill. I didn't come here to you

1147
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,159
all razzle dazzled. I came here to talk to you

1148
01:00:34,199 --> 01:00:37,639
about next Monday's show. And he pitches that, you know,

1149
01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:39,440
the Homecoming is going to be one of the biggest

1150
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,480
shows in the history of w w E. And you know,

1151
01:00:41,559 --> 01:00:44,039
I think you know since smack them moved the Friday nights.

1152
01:00:44,639 --> 01:00:47,039
You know, maybe maybe we can have a business agreement

1153
01:00:47,079 --> 01:00:48,960
to you know, and give smack Down some exposure on

1154
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,119
next week's Homecoming show.

1155
01:00:50,719 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: Eric Selet's book for the next hour. And I don't

1156
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,960
know if that's going to cut it next week. Like

1157
01:00:55,079 --> 01:00:57,440
we're looking to actually have a good show next week.

1158
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,079
Maybe I could send over Patista or something.

1159
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 2: I know, why the fuck would I want to have

1160
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,320
a good show? Are you kidding me? Send over Batista?

1161
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,920
What are you gonna say? You want to send over

1162
01:01:07,079 --> 01:01:07,800
Eddie and ray To?

1163
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,119
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care. You can have a bad show.

1164
01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:13,880
I just thought you want to do something a little

1165
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:14,559
better at this time.

1166
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,599
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't. All right, out of.

1167
01:01:18,519 --> 01:01:20,639
Speaker 1: My office, all right, I'll see you later.

1168
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,079
Speaker 2: And Vince comes in. He says, gentlemen, how are you.

1169
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,639
They all shake hands, and he says, Teddy, what do

1170
01:01:25,719 --> 01:01:27,440
we what do we owe the great distinction you have

1171
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,480
in you here tonight? And Teddy says, why, I just

1172
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,039
want to smack thebody part of the next week's show.

1173
01:01:31,239 --> 01:01:34,039
Vince says, oh yeah, well, I think you know. Home

1174
01:01:34,079 --> 01:01:37,840
Coming three hours probably the best television program ever produced

1175
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:42,360
by Arvinshoff. Which is fucking funny. Shit fucking By the way,

1176
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,719
did you know I hated w CW. Well that's the

1177
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,920
case then, no different than a paper view. Quite frankly,

1178
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,840
we had these joint Raw and SmackDown paper views. So

1179
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,559
what if SmackDown has some degree of participation? So Vince says,

1180
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:57,000
mister long, won't you put one hell of a match together?

1181
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,920
I love to see people like Chris ben Wah back

1182
01:02:00,119 --> 01:02:05,000
on Raw? What about Ray my stereo world Champion? My

1183
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,800
Day's da just in an office talking like this, like

1184
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:18,920
can't you just be normal? Yes, fucking shit, you put

1185
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,360
your match together, and that it's on Friday night, and

1186
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,559
well I'll be waiting, Teddy, thanks someone and he says,

1187
01:02:23,599 --> 01:02:26,239
you know what, You're all right player? He leaves, and

1188
01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:28,559
Vin says, all right, well let's talk about your title

1189
01:02:28,599 --> 01:02:31,159
match next week. Eric and says, well, I was, oh,

1190
01:02:31,199 --> 01:02:33,119
will you talk about that? I got a week to

1191
01:02:33,119 --> 01:02:35,079
think about, and I was hoping I could convince you

1192
01:02:35,079 --> 01:02:36,840
to change your mind. I mean, that's a fucking horrible,

1193
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,119
horrible match, Like what are you fucking thinking? What's going

1194
01:02:39,159 --> 01:02:41,400
through your head? Like there's no one else you can

1195
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,239
think for a w title match on what you say,

1196
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,159
is the biggest show of the year.

1197
01:02:44,199 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: Well, they already have one good match, right, they have

1198
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,719
kurd Angle versus HBK. We don't need anymore.

1199
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Like, why fill the whole

1200
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:54,800
show with great stuff? I have three hours of entertainment

1201
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:59,840
when you could just have thirty minutes? So Vince tells him,

1202
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,039
you know your point should be this and only this.

1203
01:03:02,119 --> 01:03:05,360
Who the hell are you? You're Eric Bischoff, That's who

1204
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:08,480
you are, the man who single handily damn near Brock

1205
01:03:08,559 --> 01:03:11,000
that WW down to his knees. You need some help,

1206
01:03:11,519 --> 01:03:15,880
somebody of the name of Ted Turner, time Warner. You

1207
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,800
got the same resources now that you had then you

1208
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,360
got friends, Eric, and you are one of the most

1209
01:03:20,519 --> 01:03:22,880
ruthless sons of bitches I've ever seen in my life.

1210
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,119
And that's a good thing. You want to shake up

1211
01:03:25,119 --> 01:03:27,159
the WWE, you want to present the most memorable ro

1212
01:03:27,159 --> 01:03:31,519
all of lifetime. Then what about this next Monday, Eric Bischoff,

1213
01:03:32,239 --> 01:03:33,920
w W Champion.

1214
01:03:34,559 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 1: I'll put some butts in seat. Good luck.

1215
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:43,639
Speaker 2: Eric. Vince leaves and Eric's happy about this. And I

1216
01:03:43,679 --> 01:03:50,599
mean I just classic, I mean classic is classic? Is right? Actually?

1217
01:03:50,599 --> 01:03:52,719
You fucking actually that's like sums it up pretty well.

1218
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:57,000
Classic classic classic. If you say classic WWE like something

1219
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,880
in this world would pop it into my head.

1220
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,559
Speaker 1: Well, we have al Venus and Viscera versus Lance, Kate

1221
01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:12,000
and Trevor Murdoch. What the Tag Division is picking up steam?

1222
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:16,079
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm looking at fucking

1223
01:04:16,159 --> 01:04:18,639
Viscera and Valvenus in there, and I said, wow, that's crazy.

1224
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,960
Kate and Murdoch come out, and Jared says, oh, well,

1225
01:04:21,079 --> 01:04:24,280
the Tag champs and this is a non title match,

1226
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,639
so I already know that nothing good is gonna happen

1227
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:31,320
out of this. And uh oh, you know Valvenus and Viscera.

1228
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:34,400
You know they even call themselves V squared.

1229
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:39,039
Speaker 1: The raw zone is hot and ready to explode. I

1230
01:04:39,079 --> 01:04:42,840
mean you got V squared. Some would call them Big

1231
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,840
V Productions.

1232
01:04:44,159 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 2: Oh that well, that's a new company they're trying to start.

1233
01:04:46,199 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: There, you know, like a new LLC.

1234
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,519
Speaker 2: It's like a film division.

1235
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:55,719
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, no, no, I'll be damned if I let

1236
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,320
you bring art to the ww A.

1237
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:07,079
Speaker 2: Chris Coach on commentary says Caiden Murdoch could not be

1238
01:05:07,119 --> 01:05:10,039
more opposite. But they are on the right path. I'm sorry,

1239
01:05:10,519 --> 01:05:13,679
are these not? Are these guys not exactly the same.

1240
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,639
Speaker 1: Well, you have to realize their gimmicks are. Lance Kate

1241
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,880
is not ugly and Trevor Murdock is ugly.

1242
01:05:19,159 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 2: He I mean, nashal ugly shun of a bitch, just

1243
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,480
like a gargoyle. How ugly ish? Motherifucker?

1244
01:05:24,119 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: Man? He looks pretty little normal. I don't. He looks fine.

1245
01:05:30,239 --> 01:05:36,639
Speaker 2: I don't really, God, he's not somebody in a chinlock.

1246
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,000
Go go.

1247
01:05:40,639 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: Well, Valvenus Investor are here. They have matching gear.

1248
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 2: You gotta give it to him. You don't gotta give

1249
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,119
it to him, take it back.

1250
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: Well, Valvenus starts hot on the tag champs. They're the

1251
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,480
baby faces by the way, right. Valvenus hits an elbow

1252
01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:57,920
drop for a two on. Lance Caid goes to the

1253
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,360
top rope, but Murdoch runs over and pushed him as

1254
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,840
hard as he can to the outside and walks out

1255
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,280
there and stomps the muddle in him.

1256
01:06:04,519 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 2: He fucking joves him so hard, vow like it doesn't

1257
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,239
know where he is.

1258
01:06:10,519 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: So Viscera comes in and does some back elbows and

1259
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,159
a body slam off the hot tag. He's fired up, Yeah,

1260
01:06:16,239 --> 01:06:18,960
Viscera stacks him in the corner, hits the running splash,

1261
01:06:19,199 --> 01:06:20,760
black holes slam from viscera.

1262
01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:26,679
Speaker 2: Oh my, he's set up, He's ready for it. He's

1263
01:06:26,719 --> 01:06:29,480
gonna take him, dude.

1264
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,199
Speaker 1: I love the way this is set up. So Trevor

1265
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,880
Murdoch is down in the middle, and when you think

1266
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,920
of the visagra, you think of like, oh yeah, he

1267
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:40,960
would definitely just already be behind him, right, he does

1268
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,679
it from the front.

1269
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,719
Speaker 2: Viscera so we could slap your ass and then spin

1270
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,119
on it.

1271
01:06:46,519 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely insane. There's one that we

1272
01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:55,519
uh we saw the other day in the Royal Rumble, which.

1273
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:58,039
Speaker 2: Is, oh my god, this thing is fucking insane.

1274
01:06:58,519 --> 01:07:01,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's the craziest one I think

1275
01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:04,960
I've ever seen Viscera hit because they definitely called that

1276
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:08,639
and told everyone to back away. So Viscera like bounce

1277
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,760
like Matt Hardy or something, yeah, in the center of

1278
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,119
the fucking ring and gives them the sagar. Dudes are

1279
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,480
have moved away from the middle of the ring so

1280
01:07:18,559 --> 01:07:20,719
they can get this shot of viscera given the visagra

1281
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:22,679
to Matt Hardy, hands on his head.

1282
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,880
Speaker 2: Dude, including yet triple h Benoa.

1283
01:07:25,119 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: Maybe Orton is in there, Eugene pointing.

1284
01:07:28,159 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 2: Chris Masters is standing in front of hard Kim moves

1285
01:07:31,039 --> 01:07:33,079
himself out of the way so you can see him

1286
01:07:33,519 --> 01:07:34,960
just fucking pounding this.

1287
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: S so Trevor Murdoch is down in the middle. Viscera

1288
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,679
is shaking it, which tells you he's about to hit

1289
01:07:42,679 --> 01:07:43,239
his finisher.

1290
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,119
Speaker 2: He's getting ready.

1291
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,519
Speaker 1: This is suspender by the way, right. Lance k comes

1292
01:07:47,519 --> 01:07:50,719
in with the chair because they know if Viscera hit

1293
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,760
this is fucking oh done, It's fucking done. So lance

1294
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,039
Kate said, fuck it, I'm throwing the match from my boy.

1295
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:01,079
He comes in, he stops Viscera, well, Viscera knocks him

1296
01:08:01,079 --> 01:08:03,519
off the apron. Oh shit, and then he gets a

1297
01:08:03,599 --> 01:08:07,480
running splash on Trevor Murdoch and Valvenus hits the money shot.

1298
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 2: Yes, and they're gonna win. I was convinced that was

1299
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,519
the finish me too.

1300
01:08:11,679 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 1: The ref is gonna go count three and lance k

1301
01:08:14,599 --> 01:08:17,079
comes in and grabs the ref and the ref calls

1302
01:08:17,079 --> 01:08:17,560
for the bell.

1303
01:08:18,119 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 2: Dude, it was I mean the timing on that was

1304
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,479
actually fantastic, Like lance Kid got the re to the

1305
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:26,520
ref at like two point seven, like it was unreal.

1306
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,319
He caught his arm and the ref was like, the fuck,

1307
01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:31,039
you can't do that disqualification. He says this out loud,

1308
01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:35,800
you can't do that disqualification. He gives them. Kate grabs

1309
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:38,600
the tag belts and the champs leave up the ramp,

1310
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:41,520
which only can mean that Viscera and Valvenus have earned

1311
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,000
themselves a shot at the w w Etective titles.

1312
01:08:44,319 --> 01:08:46,239
Speaker 1: This is just the beginning of this team.

1313
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:47,279
Speaker 2: Wow.

1314
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:50,680
Speaker 1: This Valvins and Viscera are teaming into late two thousand

1315
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:50,960
and six.

1316
01:08:51,039 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 2: I think, good god, wow, oh my god, here's a

1317
01:08:57,039 --> 01:09:00,399
crazy fucking match. This is December of five. I've can

1318
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,680
in Big Show against Nitsky and Tomco against the heart

1319
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,479
Throbs against Valvenus and Vicera. This match goes two and

1320
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:06,199
a half minutes.

1321
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: Who are the heart throbs?

1322
01:09:12,159 --> 01:09:13,199
Speaker 2: Oh, don't worry about that.

1323
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. Carlito is pissed and he's talking

1324
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:19,479
to Chris Masters.

1325
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carlita's ranting in Spanish and Masters goes, well, calm down,

1326
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,359
speak English please, and Carleda says, what is based off

1327
01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:28,319
thinking of you want to put us on tables mat tonight?

1328
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,279
Coly has never been a tables much of you and

1329
01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:33,880
Chris Masters says, I've I've never had to Corlda says splinters,

1330
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,960
splinters everywhere, and Chris Masters says, well, you could just

1331
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,880
speak English. Curleisays, I am speaking English. Splinters, I said,

1332
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,439
splinters you know, you know, you go through one of

1333
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:45,039
the table, splinters, you know, the splinters where it's not cool.

1334
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,960
And Chris Masters says, well, we're in a tables much

1335
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,359
for the first time it's seen in Sean Michaels and

1336
01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:51,199
you're worried about splinters. Have you seen what happens to those

1337
01:09:51,159 --> 01:09:53,840
guys when they go through those tables? Yes, I see splinters.

1338
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:57,319
What the fuck you you think of fucking talking about here,

1339
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,039
Chris Masters, Could you imagine what happened to the this

1340
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:03,039
masterpiece of a body? And Carlita says we need a

1341
01:10:03,039 --> 01:10:07,119
plan and Chris Masters, of course says a master plan,

1342
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:17,880
plan with theatrix, and Kalita says master plan without splinters.

1343
01:10:19,399 --> 01:10:25,119
Speaker 1: Well we get Eugene versus Rob Conway. Next, fuck is

1344
01:10:25,119 --> 01:10:26,479
getting crazy.

1345
01:10:26,039 --> 01:10:30,359
Speaker 2: In the raw zone, like what is fucking happening? What

1346
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,439
is fucking happening? Is how is this the two thousand

1347
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:37,399
and five raw roster? Where was everybody? No one else here,

1348
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,399
like all the stars are.

1349
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:43,359
Speaker 1: Here, probably trying out for the ultimate fighter.

1350
01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eugene comes out with an HBK Bear and he

1351
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:50,840
gets in the ring. He'shugging the ref and hugging Lilian

1352
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,199
and then just look at me.

1353
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,239
Speaker 1: Ran theme song.

1354
01:11:02,319 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 2: He side dizzy only ship, what.

1355
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 1: Lady, this is the guy, Like, we're looking at the

1356
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:15,399
guy right here.

1357
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:18,399
Speaker 2: This is the next one up. Yeah, takes a long,

1358
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:35,800
hard look at Rob so Conway. Uh. Someone in the crowd.

1359
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,880
Very early in this match, you can very audibly hear

1360
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,199
him yell Rob Conway may be the worst wrestler ever.

1361
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:50,319
Which is which is? I mean, that's a heavy accusation.

1362
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:53,239
There is some of the worst wrestlers ever already wrestled

1363
01:11:53,239 --> 01:11:53,800
on this show.

1364
01:11:55,079 --> 01:11:57,159
Speaker 1: Let's get a SmackDown and see what happens over there,

1365
01:11:57,199 --> 01:11:58,960
and then we'll call it.

1366
01:11:59,439 --> 01:11:59,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1367
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: Right, Well, Rob Conway grabs a headlock, he's got the

1368
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:08,399
sunglasses on, hits the shoulder tackle sunglasses on. Eugene powders

1369
01:12:08,399 --> 01:12:12,039
to the corner, grabs the HBK Bear and then hits

1370
01:12:12,039 --> 01:12:12,880
an airplane spin.

1371
01:12:13,399 --> 01:12:15,680
Speaker 2: The HPK Bear started giving him advice, told him to

1372
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:19,079
fucking starts stiffing them and fucking not sell for him

1373
01:12:19,079 --> 01:12:19,880
and spin on him.

1374
01:12:21,079 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: Dude, I love that. I love that. Eugene went over

1375
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:30,560
to the bear, and Lawler says, did the dog call that?

1376
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:31,600
Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome.

1377
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,119
Speaker 1: So Eugene hits an eye poke and a karate chop

1378
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,960
and bites that point.

1379
01:12:38,039 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 2: By the way, the glasses on.

1380
01:12:41,359 --> 01:12:43,039
Speaker 3: I think when he does the airplane spin, they like

1381
01:12:43,079 --> 01:12:44,119
fly off. I believe's right.

1382
01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:45,199
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1383
01:12:45,279 --> 01:12:48,279
Speaker 1: Eugene finds the sunglasses on the ground and puts them on,

1384
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:51,079
which pisses off Rock Conway.

1385
01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 2: Dude, it pisses him off to an agree I've never

1386
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,520
seen he He fucking starts flipping out and says, tag,

1387
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,319
oh my glass, dang my glass.

1388
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:04,239
Speaker 1: The ref he's talking to the ref, by the way, Yeah,

1389
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:10,800
and the ref grabs the glasses he takes because they're

1390
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,159
not his.

1391
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you know that's possession. Sure understandable.

1392
01:13:15,319 --> 01:13:18,880
Speaker 1: Well. Rob Conway sledges Eugene from behind and kicks his ass.

1393
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,640
Speaker 2: In the corner, stomps him the fuck out, and says,

1394
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,640
nobody touches my fucking glasses.

1395
01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:26,680
Speaker 1: Rob Conway hits a back elbow and does a Steiner

1396
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,640
pose and then an elbow drop for a two.

1397
01:13:29,239 --> 01:13:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm like, I mean, the crowd should have

1398
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,520
hit the ring and kicked his ass for that one.

1399
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 1: Well, Eugene fights up and starts firing up in the corner,

1400
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:41,039
doesn't who get you gimmick yes, and punches down Rob Conway.

1401
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:46,640
Eugene then hits a fucking spinebuster, hits the people's elbow

1402
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:50,840
for a two. He does the hacksaw o so a

1403
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:54,880
three point stance. Conway grabs the HBK Bear in defense

1404
01:13:55,199 --> 01:13:57,359
and then tears it to fucking pieces.

1405
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,439
Speaker 2: Sits fucking head off, man, And like they should have

1406
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:03,399
showed a shot backstage of Sean Michael's headkins ripped off.

1407
01:14:06,159 --> 01:14:08,279
Gene actually had a fucking voodoo doll.

1408
01:14:10,439 --> 01:14:11,319
Speaker 1: They were selling these.

1409
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, these were It was like a line of them.

1410
01:14:14,159 --> 01:14:17,359
They had Sean I think they had Booker, John Cena.

1411
01:14:18,119 --> 01:14:18,880
They had a bunch of these.

1412
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: Oh I remember we talked about that. Never mind, I

1413
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:21,520
do remember that.

1414
01:14:22,239 --> 01:14:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this one, uh, this one fucking gets his

1415
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:28,119
head ripped off and Eugene starts flipping out. He's crying

1416
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:30,399
and he bends down to grab it and Rob Conway

1417
01:14:30,479 --> 01:14:32,640
kicks him his fucking head and then hits rolling the

1418
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:35,560
Dice hits him with goddamn the ego trip like ego

1419
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:39,800
you go trip or ego Yeah yeah, please get a

1420
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,720
right son of a bitch. This is Rob Conway's fucking finish.

1421
01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:45,720
Speaker 1: And now it's time for the w w E Homecoming

1422
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,039
card three hour special on Monday.

1423
01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 2: Yes, So Jr. Says We're back here on Spike for

1424
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,640
the last time. We want to Bank called the great

1425
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,159
folks a Spike for being great partners the past five years.

1426
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:58,039
I'm assuming this is the part where they came to

1427
01:14:58,119 --> 01:15:02,800
an agreement. This is fucking with the show. We're gonna

1428
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:05,960
be in Dallas for Homecoming next week, John she envers

1429
01:15:06,119 --> 01:15:09,520
Eric Bischoff for the w W Championship. Trisian Ashley will

1430
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,960
be taking on Tory Candish and Victoria bron Panty handicap

1431
01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:16,159
match Edge and Matt Hardy loser leaves raw money in

1432
01:15:16,159 --> 01:15:18,079
the bank ladder match. I think I might put myself

1433
01:15:18,119 --> 01:15:22,560
in that and lose Piper's Pit with Mick Foley. McK foley, dude, Okay,

1434
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:26,039
Foley actually was just about to sign the TNA at

1435
01:15:26,039 --> 01:15:28,439
this time, like for the first time, he did some

1436
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:31,039
rowas ship for a minute, right, that's right? Yeah, that's right.

1437
01:15:31,159 --> 01:15:33,119
I think that's right, and that was This might be

1438
01:15:33,199 --> 01:15:35,039
also around the time where he was pitching to bring

1439
01:15:35,159 --> 01:15:39,479
punkin Joe in as his like yeah, which is a

1440
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:42,119
fucking crazy story because I think this is around the

1441
01:15:42,159 --> 01:15:46,399
time of the Joe punk like the fucking five star fucking.

1442
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 1: Match, you know, the hour draws or whatever, right, Yeah.

1443
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 2: And Foley was there and he was doing shit with

1444
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:52,359
them too and working with both of them, and then

1445
01:15:52,399 --> 01:15:54,039
I think he went and pitched it to Vince that like,

1446
01:15:54,119 --> 01:15:56,119
these guys should come in as like his two fucking

1447
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:59,199
backup and they come and function up and like, obviously

1448
01:15:59,279 --> 01:16:01,520
that doesn't happen, but I think it was an actual

1449
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,960
pitch that was made, and uh pretty, I mean that

1450
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,760
would have been I don't even know, Like I can't

1451
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,000
picture them on this show.

1452
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:12,399
Speaker 1: Well, I would be seeing Punkins Samoa Joe losing a Valvenus.

1453
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 2: Jo Pipper's pitt with Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels against Kurt

1454
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:22,800
Angle thirty minute I ram match. Can we to see

1455
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:27,319
you stay here? On back Hurt Stone Colds tracks Friday

1456
01:16:27,359 --> 01:16:30,840
Night's Backdown match revealed this Friday, Hult Cogan Returns, Triple

1457
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,800
h Returns what a show. It goes like a pay

1458
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,159
per view, No it doesn't.

1459
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 1: So we have Carlito and Chris Masters versus Shawn Michaels

1460
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:52,359
and John Cena Texas Tornado. I thought I throw that

1461
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:54,159
in there, since they didn't.

1462
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 2: Want to, they didn't put that there.

1463
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,079
Speaker 1: Texas Tornado Tables Tag team match.

1464
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,439
Speaker 2: Lillian introduces this match oddly as well. She says, this

1465
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:05,279
is a tables match where anything goes. Also, the first

1466
01:17:05,279 --> 01:17:07,319
person to put their oponey through a table wins. Hey,

1467
01:17:09,079 --> 01:17:13,039
maybe the other way around, like the table part, and

1468
01:17:13,199 --> 01:17:17,600
maybe anything about the tag situation here, guess not so.

1469
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,279
Coach says, By the way, guys that I mentioned we're

1470
01:17:19,279 --> 01:17:21,159
moving to the USA Network next Monday.

1471
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 1: USA Network, USA Network, USA.

1472
01:17:23,319 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 2: Network on USA that was five years ago, and we're

1473
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,159
going back to the USA right now. King, Oh, well,

1474
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:30,239
we've enjoyed being on a Spike, but next week we're

1475
01:17:30,239 --> 01:17:33,479
back to the USA Network. Pretty big homecoming show. Now,

1476
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,840
let me get this straight. I know we love being

1477
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:40,199
on Spy. He cheers people, but what about USA next week? Oh,

1478
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:42,720
we're going to the USA next week? Oh my god.

1479
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:49,640
And then Chris Masters is doing his fucking entrance and

1480
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:52,479
this is like every time they did Master's entrance, they

1481
01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:56,119
would like whisper, and Coach Whispering says, hey, wait a second,

1482
01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:02,840
Chris Masters is gonna be USA. That was that fucking

1483
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:03,279
hed be.

1484
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:05,439
Speaker 1: Awesome?

1485
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:06,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

1486
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:10,039
Speaker 5: Did they decide like Chris Master's big thing is his entrance,

1487
01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:11,840
let's just go to commercial engine.

1488
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:13,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they don't even get to the fucking

1489
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,079
like viral part of it.

1490
01:18:15,199 --> 01:18:18,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, like hits And did they go to commercial and say, yeah,

1491
01:18:18,399 --> 01:18:19,800
fuck that entrance, that's all like.

1492
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 3: Chris is the interred guy. Yeah.

1493
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:22,479
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1494
01:18:25,239 --> 01:18:28,800
Speaker 1: It's so funny to me because my brain says, we

1495
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:32,479
got Carlito and Chris Masters in the main. But if

1496
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:35,159
you ask anyone here that is in their early twenties

1497
01:18:35,239 --> 01:18:38,760
right now that doesn't really watch wrestling anymore, they remember

1498
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,399
these dude dudes like crazy for some reason. They remember

1499
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:46,399
the Master lock and the Apple spinning guy they got yeah, right, Like,

1500
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,680
if you ask someone that doesn't fucking wrestling in their twenties,

1501
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:54,239
they're like, hell yeah, the Master lot. It's just it's

1502
01:18:54,279 --> 01:18:55,520
funny how time works like that.

1503
01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,319
Speaker 2: You know, Carlito and Masters were married to see it

1504
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:00,960
for like I feel like a six a month period,

1505
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:04,159
Like yeah, I mean they were a lot. Yeah, they

1506
01:19:04,199 --> 01:19:05,880
were trying to get him there. I mean they don't

1507
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,920
get there, but they they gave it a go.

1508
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 1: So Carlito and Masters running during Sena's entrance, and Sena

1509
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:13,880
at HBKA beat their fucking asses.

1510
01:19:14,279 --> 01:19:16,399
Speaker 2: They immediately they try to catch them off guard, and

1511
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,479
fucking Seena and Sean just immediately kicked their ass well.

1512
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:23,119
Speaker 1: Sina takes off his shirt to a huge pop. John

1513
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:25,520
Cena is one of the guys that invented the quickest

1514
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,840
way to take off your shirt.

1515
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, I don't even know how it works.

1516
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,000
I legit like if I tried to do that, I

1517
01:19:31,039 --> 01:19:33,399
think I would like hurt something like. It doesn't make

1518
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:35,279
sense how he's able to fucking pull it off like that.

1519
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:37,560
Speaker 1: I mean he just reaches over and grabs it and

1520
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:41,279
just rips it off and then I mean, yeah, there's

1521
01:19:41,279 --> 01:19:43,359
an art to it that John Zena has mastered.

1522
01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:45,079
Speaker 2: That's why he's the champ.

1523
01:19:45,199 --> 01:19:46,960
Speaker 1: Because the Jeff Hardy would take his shirt off, he'd

1524
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,920
always get hung up on his head and shit, he'd

1525
01:19:49,039 --> 01:19:51,199
rip it double arm style from the bottom off.

1526
01:19:58,199 --> 01:20:04,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. Super Bowl Saturdays on Sunday, fucking Slam

1527
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:08,119
on Saturday, ready guitar. I don't know.

1528
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:13,159
Speaker 1: So Carlito and Chris Masters set up a table. Seems

1529
01:20:13,199 --> 01:20:15,119
weird that the tables wouldn't already be set up here

1530
01:20:15,199 --> 01:20:16,880
for a match that just surrounds tables.

1531
01:20:17,079 --> 01:20:19,560
Speaker 2: But they I feel like they didn't know what this

1532
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,800
match was. Like the whole night m like, I don't

1533
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:24,720
know what this was super weird.

1534
01:20:25,039 --> 01:20:27,399
Speaker 1: Well, Carlito goes to super like Sina through a table,

1535
01:20:27,479 --> 01:20:30,680
but Sina stops him. HBK in the ring hits the

1536
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:34,039
flying burrito. I thought that was a nice reference from JR.

1537
01:20:35,399 --> 01:20:37,560
Speaker 2: Stana I Pop's huge for that. Yeah, I said, oh,

1538
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,279
that's fucking sick.

1539
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:41,520
Speaker 1: HBK does the kip up. He goes to superkick Carlito

1540
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,479
but accidentally superkicks the ref and the ref takes a

1541
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:46,520
bump off the apron.

1542
01:20:47,399 --> 01:20:52,039
Speaker 2: The ref on the apron super kicked falls and like,

1543
01:20:52,199 --> 01:20:54,600
you know what happened to her is the table was

1544
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:58,319
too close, the tables too close. Yeah, and he goes

1545
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:01,520
over it his back. It's the table doesn't break and

1546
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:04,800
then he flips over onto his head. This was horrifying,

1547
01:21:05,279 --> 01:21:08,920
Like this was this could have been way way worse. Thankfully,

1548
01:21:09,279 --> 01:21:11,640
I think he was okay, but very fucking funny.

1549
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,239
Speaker 5: Yeahs, like spine first on the side of the table

1550
01:21:15,239 --> 01:21:17,600
a little bit, and then like it breaks a little

1551
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,760
bit but not all the way, and then he crashes

1552
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:20,239
on his head.

1553
01:21:20,279 --> 01:21:21,439
Speaker 3: It's nasty for.

1554
01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:24,640
Speaker 2: A spot that, Like, why the fuck did this happen? Anyway?

1555
01:21:25,319 --> 01:21:26,520
Speaker 1: I think they were just trying to come up with

1556
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,920
something interesting to come out of commercial, you know. Okay, sure,

1557
01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:32,319
which I thought was pretty well done. You know, usually

1558
01:21:32,359 --> 01:21:34,039
they go into commercial, they put a chin lock on,

1559
01:21:34,199 --> 01:21:37,720
or they do a suicide die that ring. Yeah, yeah,

1560
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,000
but I liked that they did something creative. You're just

1561
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:43,880
super kick the ref and JR screaming it's fucking bedlam,

1562
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:46,520
very fucking crazy.

1563
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,039
Speaker 2: It wasn't gnarly bump though it was.

1564
01:21:49,159 --> 01:21:51,279
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Well, we go to commercial and come

1565
01:21:51,359 --> 01:21:54,279
back and Johnsena hits a hip toss on Chris Masters.

1566
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:57,079
So Chris Masters locks in the Master lock here on

1567
01:21:57,239 --> 01:22:01,079
John Cena, which is maybe the most protected move in

1568
01:22:01,239 --> 01:22:02,640
w w WE at this point.

1569
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:05,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, once it it's what Lashly breaks it. He's the guy.

1570
01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he feeds him hamburgers or something. Sorry,

1571
01:22:10,039 --> 01:22:11,920
I don't remember a lot of that. I just remember

1572
01:22:12,039 --> 01:22:14,159
that and the burgers on the plate.

1573
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,840
Speaker 2: It is super protected and like I mean, I bought it.

1574
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:22,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, no master lock, dude, Like I said, you mentioned

1575
01:22:22,319 --> 01:22:24,079
someone in the twenties right now, Hell yeah, that's the

1576
01:22:24,159 --> 01:22:24,760
master lock.

1577
01:22:25,039 --> 01:22:25,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1578
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,960
Speaker 1: Probably don't even fucker remember who's doing the master lock.

1579
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,640
They just remember the master lock this ship.

1580
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:32,239
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, and they probably think his name was

1581
01:22:32,319 --> 01:22:33,159
Chris Masterlock.

1582
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,880
Speaker 1: If anything, which would have been badass.

1583
01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:39,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have been fucking said Chris master playing

1584
01:22:39,239 --> 01:22:40,199
as well, it would have been good.

1585
01:22:40,359 --> 01:22:46,039
Speaker 1: They should have called this guy sean superkick. So Carlito

1586
01:22:46,119 --> 01:22:50,079
and Masters are in control here. Chris Masters put Sena

1587
01:22:50,159 --> 01:22:52,560
in the Master lock. HBK broke it up because there's

1588
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:53,520
no way he was getting out of it.

1589
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,520
Speaker 2: He can't do it.

1590
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,079
Speaker 1: No, Carledo and Masters are now in control of the match.

1591
01:22:57,119 --> 01:22:58,479
You know they're gonna get their heat in here. They

1592
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:01,840
throw scene into the steps, they mount HBK kick his ass.

1593
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:04,680
Masters is hitting mother FN bombs on HBK.

1594
01:23:05,279 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 2: It's awesome.

1595
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:10,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. Carlito sets up a table actually for Masters to

1596
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:14,760
to throw HBK through, like fucking you Yeah, like he

1597
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:18,359
was gonna like launch him. I said, wow, okay, fuck yeah,

1598
01:23:18,399 --> 01:23:21,199
let's do it, but Sina stops him and he dumps

1599
01:23:21,239 --> 01:23:26,000
the table. HBK fights down and he gets thrown to

1600
01:23:26,079 --> 01:23:26,439
the floor.

1601
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,479
Speaker 2: I get it, like Sena flipped the table so Masters

1602
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,560
wouldn't be able to put him through it. I mean

1603
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:34,479
Masters should have just took fat in his own hands.

1604
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:41,680
Speaker 1: And Masters goes to set up a table, and I

1605
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,159
love that they catch him saying this here. He says, hey,

1606
01:23:44,279 --> 01:23:46,800
let's go Carly. I love they have little names for

1607
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:47,239
each other.

1608
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:48,159
Speaker 2: That was cute.

1609
01:23:49,119 --> 01:23:51,880
Speaker 1: John Cena comes in with a lot of passion. He

1610
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:56,159
spears Masters into the corner, hits a lifter. Does he

1611
01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:56,439
do that?

1612
01:23:56,560 --> 01:24:03,520
Speaker 2: Okay? Sina runs and does a European uppercuts, which I

1613
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:05,640
mean he was just it felt like he ran at him,

1614
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:06,880
didn't know what to do and had to figure it

1615
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:07,600
out last second.

1616
01:24:08,039 --> 01:24:10,359
Speaker 1: So John Cena hits a bulldog on Chris Masters and

1617
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we get Stereo ten punches in the corner, huge.

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Speaker 2: Crops fired up. I mean, crowd has fired the fuck up.

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Speaker 1: Stereo body slams here and Sina grabs Hbk's arm and says,

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let's do the five knuckles shuffle, and Sean says, okay, yeah,

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01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:26,520
I thought this was awesome. Sina and HBK do it.

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01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:32,079
HBK hits the ropes the long way and they both

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01:24:32,119 --> 01:24:34,479
do the five knuckles shuffle. I seen it. Then hits

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01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:38,039
the FU on Chris Masters. It's not the editude adjustment yet. Well,

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01:24:38,119 --> 01:24:40,840
Sina sets up a table and he puts Chris Masters

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01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:44,079
on it. After the fun do Kurt Angle and Eric

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01:24:44,119 --> 01:24:45,760
Bischoff run down? Well? I think they were going to

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01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,520
do a double team, right, that was the idea.

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01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:48,760
Speaker 2: Oh, put them both through?

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01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,880
Speaker 1: Okay, No, like HBK was gonna do the elbow drop.

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01:24:52,279 --> 01:24:54,359
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that makes a lot of sense.

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01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:57,159
Speaker 1: Well Sina sets up the table, but uh, Kurt Angle

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01:24:57,199 --> 01:24:58,479
and Eric Bischoff run down.

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01:24:58,680 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 2: It's onn of a bitch.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what exactly happened to your ringside.

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01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,479
Speaker 2: Okay, so what I saw tell me if this is right?

1637
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:08,319
So Eric and Kurt run down. They come to ringside,

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01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:12,520
Sean is out there. Eric takes a shot at Sean,

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01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:16,840
who ducks and then punches Kurt and bumps him. Then

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01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:20,279
they all stand outside. Well, Kurt's down, so Sean and

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01:25:20,439 --> 01:25:23,600
Eric are just standing there confused. Sena sets Masters up

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01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,079
on the table and then Kurt immediately jumps to his

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01:25:26,119 --> 01:25:28,600
feet rushes into the ring while Sean watches him get

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01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:32,840
in there and attack Sena. And then Kurt leaves and

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01:25:33,039 --> 01:25:35,640
Sean attacks him. Is this right?

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01:25:36,159 --> 01:25:38,079
Speaker 1: I fucking guess. I mean, it was all over the

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01:25:38,119 --> 01:25:38,600
place here.

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01:25:39,279 --> 01:25:42,920
Speaker 2: I don't think Sean was supposed to bump Kurt something like,

1649
01:25:43,479 --> 01:25:46,000
I don't like, Yeah, I don't something went fucking wrong here, But.

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01:25:46,319 --> 01:25:50,399
Speaker 1: Regardless, we get to the end game anyways, So.

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01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,840
Speaker 2: Sean heads up top. He's gonna fucking jump off to

1652
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:55,720
put Masters to the table with the elbow drop, presumably,

1653
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:58,840
But Kurt gets on the apron and he shoves Sean

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01:25:59,239 --> 01:26:01,840
off the top to the floor through a table that

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01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:04,520
I never saw get set up. I didn't either, Yeah,

1656
01:26:06,399 --> 01:26:08,039
where the fuck did this come from?

1657
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:11,600
Speaker 1: Also the bell rings and the matches over.

1658
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:17,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I guess the rules are just because Lillian

1659
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:21,600
specifically said and I quote that the first person to

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01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:24,640
put their opponent through a table wins. Well, Kurt puts

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01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:31,079
Sean through a table, and Carlito and Chris Masters win, right, So.

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01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,600
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't matter.

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01:26:34,239 --> 01:26:36,359
Speaker 5: It's always been like Dudley Boy's rules, right, Like in

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01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:38,439
any w Dudley Boy's tables match.

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01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:40,399
Speaker 3: I was like, it doesn't count because I didn't put

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01:26:40,399 --> 01:26:42,840
their opponent to the table was always established.

1667
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but all right, whatever, Well seen a spinebuster's Kurt.

1668
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:52,000
He pushes Masters off the table and he goes to

1669
01:26:52,159 --> 01:26:58,079
fu Kurt through it by Eric Bischoff, the number one

1670
01:26:58,119 --> 01:27:03,079
contender for the WB title, low blows John Cena and

1671
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,680
Kurt hits the Olympic Slam on SCENEA through the table.

1672
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bischoff, low blowed Sena and that caused both Kurt

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01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:15,159
and Sena to start bleeding. It was very crazy. The

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01:27:15,279 --> 01:27:17,239
fuck happened here was.

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01:27:17,279 --> 01:27:20,039
Speaker 1: A messy like they must have hit.

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01:27:20,039 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 2: The table super fucked up or something, because I mean

1677
01:27:23,239 --> 01:27:26,600
Sena's bleeding the ship in Kurt's ears on the low blow.

1678
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:33,680
It just went through him really fucking hard. Kurt and

1679
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:36,439
Beschoff were talking shit to Sena, and Kurt goes outside

1680
01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:38,039
the ring and he grabs a w W title and

1681
01:27:38,119 --> 01:27:40,279
comes back and he gives it to Eric and then

1682
01:27:40,319 --> 01:27:44,159
for the next five minutes straight, Eric Bischoff and John

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01:27:44,239 --> 01:27:47,000
Sena continued to repeat the same animations.

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01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:50,560
Speaker 1: Dude, they did. I was super as I thought they

1685
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,520
were just replaying it, but I think they were all fresh.

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01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:58,800
Speaker 2: Like, I think they had more time than they thought

1687
01:27:58,880 --> 01:27:59,239
they did.

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01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:01,399
Speaker 1: The likeness.

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01:28:02,239 --> 01:28:05,920
Speaker 2: So this is what happens. Eric Bischoff looks at the

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01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:08,760
title that Kurt gives them. Kurt leaves. Eric looks at

1691
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,880
it confused, like a oh my god kind of look.

1692
01:28:11,319 --> 01:28:15,520
Poses with the title. Sena is reaching up at Eric

1693
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:18,239
to try to get the title back. He's bleeding also.

1694
01:28:18,319 --> 01:28:20,840
Then we cut to the outside. Kurt is talking shit

1695
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:28,600
to HBK and then starts going yeah, yea, Now they're

1696
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,800
running down the shit that's happening on USA Network. Next

1697
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:34,439
week we get a replay of the finish. We come

1698
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:37,479
back from the replay. Eric Bischoff is now looking at

1699
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:41,520
the title like, oh my god, he's dead. Poses with

1700
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,960
the title. Sean Cena is reaching for the title. We

1701
01:28:45,079 --> 01:28:47,560
cut the kert angle. Who's outside, Yeah.

1702
01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:52,199
Speaker 3: I thought I was.

1703
01:28:55,439 --> 01:28:58,560
Speaker 2: Then we get a shot of the commentary team as

1704
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:01,720
they all take turns talking about different matches on the

1705
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:04,000
show that they have no order, so they're just trying

1706
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:07,600
to name all of them. Just oh, well, you know,

1707
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:12,199
there's a whole Covin triple agh, what about the Arman match?

1708
01:29:12,439 --> 01:29:15,199
Oh my god, that's what about the broad pennies on

1709
01:29:15,359 --> 01:29:19,199
the pities. Oh my god, what about edge of that hardy? Oh?

1710
01:29:19,279 --> 01:29:20,720
Are you fucking shure? This is going to be the

1711
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:23,720
best ball ever. And then we go back to the ring.

1712
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:27,000
Eric Bischoff is looking at the title. He does the title,

1713
01:29:27,319 --> 01:29:35,520
and John Skin is reaching for the He's a bloody mess,

1714
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:40,960
like he's fleeting more and more. It's like it's legit,

1715
01:29:41,039 --> 01:29:43,239
the same cut scene with the blood animation.

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01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,960
Speaker 5: I like to think, Spike, if you just like said it,

1717
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:51,760
will give more time and let him run over and

1718
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:53,479
look like terrible and TV.

1719
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was like just.

1720
01:29:57,399 --> 01:29:58,520
Speaker 3: He's given five more minutes so.

1721
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:02,079
Speaker 2: They look like the fun Yeah, just give fucking on

1722
01:30:02,199 --> 01:30:05,920
dinfos Hollo the fuck, put your head up, yeah, grab

1723
01:30:06,039 --> 01:30:09,680
the title. Well, thanks you back, We appreciate it very much.

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For the rest of you. We'll see you next week

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01:30:11,079 --> 01:30:16,880
on the USA Network. God damn it, somehow. That is

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