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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one double jr R. But you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>You see that text that just came through. They want

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<v Speaker 2>to know if they missed the Metallica Double Dose this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only five thirty five. No, you did not, but hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on your toes and that true. That's good, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we have not played the Metallica Double Dose, which

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<v Speaker 2>signals the prize of fourth row premium seats for the

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<v Speaker 2>Metallica concert.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're doing this all all week, counting our way

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<v Speaker 1>down to front row. So the undertoes listening for two

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<v Speaker 1>Metallica songs. You start calling right in the second song starts.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll take the one hundred and first caller each morning

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<v Speaker 2>after the double dose.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's begin right here in Florida with as

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<v Speaker 1>I like to call a does study of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations researchers at Florida Atlantic University who found that you're

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<v Speaker 1>more likely to get sunburned when you've been drinking. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, you guys almost won in the uh the

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet sixteen tournament a couple of years back. You remember that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they went all the way because I was down there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when I got that massive ass concussion down in

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<v Speaker 1>Boca and broke my nose and anyway, tripped over the

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<v Speaker 1>parking block. But I was down there watching that game.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat bet he was sunburned from drinking. No, I wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even in the sun. But look I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>the game with a face like this. No, because it

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<v Speaker 1>was stoked. My nose was setting in. I remember we

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<v Speaker 1>were with my godkid and one of my god kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, I didn't want to ask, but my

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<v Speaker 1>friends asking what happened to your face? Go's your dad's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>I tripped over a parking block. Yeah, move along, god daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>So remember Florida residents and those visiting while your sunblock

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<v Speaker 1>before you start drinking and throughout, because you're supposed to reapply.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can reapply that beer from the cooler, you

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<v Speaker 1>can reapply the sun block. That's that's from your dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's do this beer water sun buck. Just put

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<v Speaker 1>it in the rotation. I put it in the rotation.

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<v Speaker 2>We should be doctors.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'd never want to be a doctor. Right now

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<v Speaker 1>all the lawsuits. Woman from Jijiang, China, claims that she

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<v Speaker 1>believes she contracted oral herpes after a karaoke.

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<v Speaker 2>Session that could happen. She suspects the infection came from

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<v Speaker 2>holding the microphone too close to her mouth. From doctor

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Shortly after the outing, she developed painful blisters around her lips,

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<v Speaker 1>which have recurred over the years. She now lives with

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<v Speaker 1>the virus, which has no cure but can be managed

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<v Speaker 1>with medication. We all know that experts haven't confrons that

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<v Speaker 1>she could have caught herpes that way, but it brings

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<v Speaker 1>up the question, would you believe that's how your significant

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<v Speaker 1>other caught herpes? If they threw that story your way?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hell no, the way as you point out plausible

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<v Speaker 1>that it could happen. I could see it happening, although

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<v Speaker 1>I know how it probably happened. Would be the gentleman

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<v Speaker 1>l'auteux or whoever that that did Journey right before you,

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<v Speaker 1>the panty dropper Journey a Journey song because you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's big. Every time there's an Asian guy at karaoke

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<v Speaker 1>singing Journey, Don't Stop Believing or Elvis Yeah, no pat

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<v Speaker 1>has moved on Journey's the New Elvis anyway, So I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's more plausible.

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<v Speaker 2>That was don't stop bereaving, Okay, so suddenly drop an

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<v Speaker 2>interest in karaoke locally after hearing that story, we go

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<v Speaker 2>to England. They have, you know, their nationalized healthcare they're

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<v Speaker 2>called NHS. A nurse who works for NHS Healthcare in

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<v Speaker 2>England is being investigated by their governments after her I

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<v Speaker 2>d NHI NHS id badge was clearly visible with her

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<v Speaker 2>name on it in photos and video that she was

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<v Speaker 2>conducting on her only fans age for those with a

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<v Speaker 2>medical fetish. I guess she was also selling used underwear

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<v Speaker 2>which she packaged and sent out in NHS specimen bags.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, there is indeed a market for anything that

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<v Speaker 2>we proved Once again here the NHS has emphasized the

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<v Speaker 2>importance of maintaining professional standards and currently reviewing and investigat

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<v Speaker 2>the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to answer an honest question with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, we don't I want a nurse's panty sent

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<v Speaker 2>to me in a specimen bag. No, No, that wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>the question.

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<v Speaker 1>The question is we don't have an HS, but just

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<v Speaker 1>with medical in general here in the United States, when

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<v Speaker 1>you see somebody in a dentistry or or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor kind of outfit, you know, the scrubs, is.

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<v Speaker 2>It a does it do it for you? It does

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<v Speaker 2>for me. I don't know what it is. They're doing

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<v Speaker 2>good things, helping people out and or on the other hand, though,

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<v Speaker 2>the traditional stereotype nurses outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm talking about. Like that, I'm talking at

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<v Speaker 1>the white short skirts and the cap the Beatles reference

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<v Speaker 1>in that. Now, what the hell we seventies Beetles? Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you mentioned the or the elvis with carryok elvis and

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<v Speaker 1>now old nurses out and know the nice new tight

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<v Speaker 1>ones or the dentist that has on the colors.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, have you ever seen that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not bad. I mean, you know, teach his

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<v Speaker 1>own you asked, I answered, I can lie if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to try to be as transparent with our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>as possible. Somebody said double A would definitely own the

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<v Speaker 1>mic herps. Stop trying to get him to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Please somebody else. Danger Will Robbins another text right after it,

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<v Speaker 1>double a herps a nurse who does only fans who

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<v Speaker 1>would have guessed I'm telling you, yes, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That lady's husband must have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Double a angry Asian.

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<v Speaker 2>No, angry Asian is gone whereabouts unknown?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, my wife and I cannot listen to Journey

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<v Speaker 1>without thinking of the episode of Family Guy. And it

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<v Speaker 1>started singing, singing at Carrie when they sung at karaoke Gigy.

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<v Speaker 2>The odds of this happening astronomical, yet it did. In

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<v Speaker 2>Northern California, a husband and a wife were picked to

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<v Speaker 2>serve on the same jury.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, he's gonna take care of the kids. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just a one day DUI case. But I have the

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<v Speaker 1>story on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>And wouldn't they get both of you out of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or one? Not necessarily? No, No, they're they're older. If

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<v Speaker 1>they have kids, it doesn't look like they're you know

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<v Speaker 1>that in the need of having mommy and daddy look

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<v Speaker 1>after him. Couples already kind of you know, nitpick at

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<v Speaker 1>each other at home.

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<v Speaker 2>And now you got this not going Margaret, I'm telling

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<v Speaker 2>you this is wrong. Just dominating the conversation in the

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<v Speaker 2>jury room. Afterwards, nobody else can get a word in.

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<v Speaker 2>Edgwises these two are bicker.

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<v Speaker 1>He hasn't done the dishes in a month, ma'am, we're

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's fate is on the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, do you think the guy was drunk or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, just tell us.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said texted in at two two five two six,

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<v Speaker 1>she got she got herbs from meat microphone, stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was I was at his journey, Amnzary.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that'll conclude this wonderful edition of ideotology.

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<v Speaker 1>Being more romantic than a.

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