Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco
Speaker 2: one on one one double jr R. But you're freaking idiots.
Speaker 2: You see that text that just came through. They want
Speaker 2: to know if they missed the Metallica Double Dose this morning.
Speaker 1: It's only five thirty five. No, you did not, but hey,
Speaker 1: you're on your toes and that true. That's good, that's good.
Speaker 2: No, we have not played the Metallica Double Dose, which
Speaker 2: signals the prize of fourth row premium seats for the
Speaker 2: Metallica concert.
Speaker 1: And we're doing this all all week, counting our way
Speaker 1: down to front row. So the undertoes listening for two
Speaker 1: Metallica songs. You start calling right in the second song starts.
Speaker 2: We'll take the one hundred and first caller each morning
Speaker 2: after the double dose.
Speaker 1: All right, let's begin right here in Florida with as
Speaker 1: I like to call a does study of the week.
Speaker 1: Congratulations researchers at Florida Atlantic University who found that you're
Speaker 1: more likely to get sunburned when you've been drinking. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: you guys, you guys almost won in the uh the
Speaker 1: Sweet sixteen tournament a couple of years back. You remember that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they went all the way because I was down there.
Speaker 1: That's when I got that massive ass concussion down in
Speaker 1: Boca and broke my nose and anyway, tripped over the
Speaker 1: parking block. But I was down there watching that game.
Speaker 1: Pat bet he was sunburned from drinking. No, I wasn't,
Speaker 1: wasn't even in the sun. But look I was watching
Speaker 1: the game with a face like this. No, because it
Speaker 1: was stoked. My nose was setting in. I remember we
Speaker 1: were with my godkid and one of my god kids,
Speaker 1: and she said, I didn't want to ask, but my
Speaker 1: friends asking what happened to your face? Go's your dad's fault.
Speaker 1: I tripped over a parking block. Yeah, move along, god daughter.
Speaker 1: So remember Florida residents and those visiting while your sunblock
Speaker 1: before you start drinking and throughout, because you're supposed to reapply.
Speaker 1: If you can reapply that beer from the cooler, you
Speaker 1: can reapply the sun block. That's that's from your dad.
Speaker 1: Let's let's do this beer water sun buck. Just put
Speaker 1: it in the rotation. I put it in the rotation.
Speaker 2: We should be doctors.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'd never want to be a doctor. Right now
Speaker 1: all the lawsuits. Woman from Jijiang, China, claims that she
Speaker 1: believes she contracted oral herpes after a karaoke.
Speaker 2: Session that could happen. She suspects the infection came from
Speaker 2: holding the microphone too close to her mouth. From doctor
Speaker 2: Taco Bob what happened.
Speaker 1: Shortly after the outing, she developed painful blisters around her lips,
Speaker 1: which have recurred over the years. She now lives with
Speaker 1: the virus, which has no cure but can be managed
Speaker 1: with medication. We all know that experts haven't confrons that
Speaker 1: she could have caught herpes that way, but it brings
Speaker 1: up the question, would you believe that's how your significant
Speaker 1: other caught herpes? If they threw that story your way?
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, the way as you point out plausible
Speaker 1: that it could happen. I could see it happening, although
Speaker 1: I know how it probably happened. Would be the gentleman
Speaker 1: l'auteux or whoever that that did Journey right before you,
Speaker 1: the panty dropper Journey a Journey song because you know
Speaker 1: it's big. Every time there's an Asian guy at karaoke
Speaker 1: singing Journey, Don't Stop Believing or Elvis Yeah, no pat
Speaker 1: has moved on Journey's the New Elvis anyway, So I
Speaker 1: think that's more plausible.
Speaker 2: That was don't stop bereaving, Okay, so suddenly drop an
Speaker 2: interest in karaoke locally after hearing that story, we go
Speaker 2: to England. They have, you know, their nationalized healthcare they're
Speaker 2: called NHS. A nurse who works for NHS Healthcare in
Speaker 2: England is being investigated by their governments after her I
Speaker 2: d NHI NHS id badge was clearly visible with her
Speaker 2: name on it in photos and video that she was
Speaker 2: conducting on her only fans age for those with a
Speaker 2: medical fetish. I guess she was also selling used underwear
Speaker 2: which she packaged and sent out in NHS specimen bags.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there is indeed a market for anything that
Speaker 2: we proved Once again here the NHS has emphasized the
Speaker 2: importance of maintaining professional standards and currently reviewing and investigat
Speaker 2: the situation.
Speaker 1: I want you to answer an honest question with me.
Speaker 2: I know, we don't I want a nurse's panty sent
Speaker 2: to me in a specimen bag. No, No, that wasn't
Speaker 2: the question.
Speaker 1: The question is we don't have an HS, but just
Speaker 1: with medical in general here in the United States, when
Speaker 1: you see somebody in a dentistry or or you know,
Speaker 1: doctor kind of outfit, you know, the scrubs, is.
Speaker 2: It a does it do it for you? It does
Speaker 2: for me. I don't know what it is. They're doing
Speaker 2: good things, helping people out and or on the other hand, though,
Speaker 2: the traditional stereotype nurses outfit.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Like that, I'm talking at
Speaker 1: the white short skirts and the cap the Beatles reference
Speaker 1: in that. Now, what the hell we seventies Beetles? Yeah
Speaker 1: you mentioned the or the elvis with carryok elvis and
Speaker 1: now old nurses out and know the nice new tight
Speaker 1: ones or the dentist that has on the colors.
Speaker 2: You know, have you ever seen that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad. I mean, you know, teach his
Speaker 1: own you asked, I answered, I can lie if you
Speaker 1: want to try to be as transparent with our listeners
Speaker 1: as possible. Somebody said double A would definitely own the
Speaker 1: mic herps. Stop trying to get him to do that.
Speaker 1: Please somebody else. Danger Will Robbins another text right after it,
Speaker 1: double a herps a nurse who does only fans who
Speaker 1: would have guessed I'm telling you, yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: That lady's husband must have been.
Speaker 1: Double a angry Asian.
Speaker 2: No, angry Asian is gone whereabouts unknown?
Speaker 1: Somebody said, my wife and I cannot listen to Journey
Speaker 1: without thinking of the episode of Family Guy. And it
Speaker 1: started singing, singing at Carrie when they sung at karaoke Gigy.
Speaker 2: The odds of this happening astronomical, yet it did. In
Speaker 2: Northern California, a husband and a wife were picked to
Speaker 2: serve on the same jury.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's gonna take care of the kids. It was
Speaker 1: just a one day DUI case. But I have the
Speaker 1: story on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: And wouldn't they get both of you out of it?
Speaker 1: Or one? Not necessarily? No, No, they're they're older. If
Speaker 1: they have kids, it doesn't look like they're you know
Speaker 1: that in the need of having mommy and daddy look
Speaker 1: after him. Couples already kind of you know, nitpick at
Speaker 1: each other at home.
Speaker 2: And now you got this not going Margaret, I'm telling
Speaker 2: you this is wrong. Just dominating the conversation in the
Speaker 2: jury room. Afterwards, nobody else can get a word in.
Speaker 2: Edgwises these two are bicker.
Speaker 1: He hasn't done the dishes in a month, ma'am, we're
Speaker 1: somebody's fate is on the line.
Speaker 2: Look, do you think the guy was drunk or not?
Speaker 2: Come on, just tell us.
Speaker 1: Somebody said texted in at two two five two six,
Speaker 1: she got she got herbs from meat microphone, stop it.
Speaker 1: It was I was at his journey, Amnzary.
Speaker 2: All right, that'll conclude this wonderful edition of ideotology.
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