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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let jataka one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. I think we're supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to actually do idiotology this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everybody's texting And that was just some weird computer glitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was sitting here and I watched it happen,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, how did that just stop the song

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<v Speaker 2>and go right into that? Didn't touch anything on this board.

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<v Speaker 1>Something happened similar last week. It's it's the Grandmlin's patty.

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<v Speaker 2>Some would think it's Satan. No, I wouldn't go that

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<v Speaker 2>far anyway, No harm, no foul. Let's do some idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The Governor of Idaho, guy's name Brad Little, signed into

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<v Speaker 2>law on Friday and update to Idaho's current indecent exposure law.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that current law?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's it's this is just an update to include

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<v Speaker 2>things that we deal with in modern day situations, like

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<v Speaker 2>males who might get female breasts implanted and then want

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<v Speaker 2>to show them off in public and things like that,

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<v Speaker 2>and so anyway, it basically it updates that law and

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<v Speaker 2>also makes it you know, criminalizes such things and also criminalizes,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, public display of toys or products that resemble genitals.

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<v Speaker 2>This also is going to swoop up into this drivers

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<v Speaker 2>of trucks that have truck nuts. I've also heard an

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<v Speaker 2>argument about this bill saying, well, it could penalize people

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<v Speaker 2>who put certain things on their trailer hitches.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think we need to go into that, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>there's certain things people put on their trucks that look

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<v Speaker 2>like the part of look like part of a male anatomy.

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<v Speaker 1>They call him truck nuts. Just spit it out like

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<v Speaker 1>she did. You can't dance around of that that long, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>spin it out. He couldn't even say truck nuts. Just dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, I told you. My next door neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>has him on the back of his bike. He's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those guys that I mean, he rides a little bunch,

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<v Speaker 1>like one hundred miles a week, I think, and uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got probably more than that, but he's got truck

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<v Speaker 1>nuts on the back. One time I was sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>talking to him and look down at the back of

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<v Speaker 1>like those extensive race of mikes. Those truck nuts. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll you like him.

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<v Speaker 2>Before anyone asks the that Idaho breastfeeding is of course

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<v Speaker 2>exempt from that.

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<v Speaker 1>Always yeah, I know someone about breastfeeding, but we encourage

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<v Speaker 1>it because I know that your kid's gonna be smarter.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I'm like looking for a boom or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think back if I ever had the

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<v Speaker 2>situation when my daughter was way younger and she's in

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<v Speaker 2>the car and we stopped behind a truck that's got

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<v Speaker 2>truck nuts?

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<v Speaker 1>What are those? Did you? No? I don't think that ever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I don't think it did with me

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<v Speaker 1>my kids either. Sure some of you have probably had that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, trying to explain that. I think that the

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<v Speaker 1>kids immediately would know. Though you know you're four or five.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you gotta you gotta, you gotta set that you're

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<v Speaker 1>scratching it four or five? Come on, uh GQ has

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<v Speaker 1>uh does that affect you? Gotta hook the boat up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I know they're usually hanging from the

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<v Speaker 1>trailer hitch. I'm wondering if I'm trying to get a picture,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm gonna google it.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that if it affects them, I'm just you have

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<v Speaker 2>to take off your truck nuts before hitching up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>someone will answer you. Probably don't even need to google it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure we've got listeners who have that daily dilemma.

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<v Speaker 1>Man gold fishing, I forgot to take off the drug

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<v Speaker 1>nuts and boat just jumped. When I hit a speedboat

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<v Speaker 1>right into a wall, I told you when that happened

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<v Speaker 1>to my dad. Right, it was my uncle or they

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<v Speaker 1>were hauling a boat and it came loose. Another guy

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<v Speaker 1>it was either my uncle or somebody else hooked the

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<v Speaker 1>boat up. And when you do, you have that little

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<v Speaker 1>latch that you have to go and pop that. They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do that latch. And he was driving right in

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<v Speaker 1>front of Lake one elementary went over a little thing

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<v Speaker 1>and the boat came off. It was riding right next

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<v Speaker 1>to him. So what did he? Oh, this gets worse.

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<v Speaker 1>That looks a lot like my book boat. It gets worse.

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<v Speaker 1>He had to do one of these, a pit maneuver

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<v Speaker 1>into a wall. Fortunately there was a wall next to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody that knows where Lake Onon is knows the wall

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about. Pat a pitt maneuver like this and jump.

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<v Speaker 1>The boat jumped the curb and went into the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>So put a big crack in his boat the front

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<v Speaker 1>end of the car. He had a little temper back

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<v Speaker 1>in those days. Let me just say he wasn't too

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<v Speaker 1>happy with whoever the hell didn't hook it up. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was. I don't want to pin any names

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<v Speaker 1>on it. Well, was he the driver? Yeah, went in

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<v Speaker 1>and had been on him to double check that no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're driving you back in the other guy pops

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<v Speaker 1>it up on the trailer. And then dun.

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<v Speaker 2>GQ has declared that Grandpa shoes are now cool.

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<v Speaker 1>That hang behind, Pat, Pat, before we get into Grandpa shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>The hang behind Okay, you put them on to the

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<v Speaker 1>boat and make them boat nuts. I had my truck

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<v Speaker 1>nudered a couple of years ago. Yeah, I think after

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<v Speaker 1>a while you might grow out of the truck nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, what about if you're really really hard you

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<v Speaker 2>get the truck nuts in the what is it, Carolina slant?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it's called? Squat? Yeah? Squats Caroline. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's not how the squatting packed because the nuts

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<v Speaker 1>are holding it back. How the hell you drive with

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<v Speaker 1>your hood up in the air, I don't know, And

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<v Speaker 1>again teaches own, Yeah, I know, it's a cool look whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And for some people think it's a cool looking that's cool,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just I think the same thing. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>man kind of, I hope you don't come up on

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that's really low in front of you end kind

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<v Speaker 1>of keep going over.

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<v Speaker 2>So never mind Dad sneakers, it's Grandpa's shoes that are

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<v Speaker 2>in Now.

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<v Speaker 1>What were dad sneakers? Just like you know, like New

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<v Speaker 1>Balance and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I picked. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>New Balance now has a new line of shoes which

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<v Speaker 2>basically what they're two hundred and fifty bucks to begin with,

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<v Speaker 2>and they look like orthopedic shoes, but they're they're just

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<v Speaker 2>they're just regular sneakers. And apparently count men are gravitating towards.

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<v Speaker 1>To I'm not. I don't two hundred fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't gravitate towards anything I wear that costs two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't have anything that costs too fitty. I

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<v Speaker 1>the highest that I'll spend on shoes is my exercise shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>and those I wait until they're on sale on Amazon,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like sixty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I even, you know, funeral and wedding clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even spend.

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<v Speaker 1>Your sneakers to funerals. No, I'm talking about like jackets

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even I've never even spent that much on

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<v Speaker 2>a jacket or something. No, you need a jacket you

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<v Speaker 2>head up to ross or marshals, right. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 2>a different story if you get to wear that every day.

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<v Speaker 1>But nobody's gonna notice that one sleeve is a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit off. Who cares? But so so there's now grandpa sneakers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the grandpa sneakers are hot. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>be a grandpa to have them. Just if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be in on this cutting edge. Here, drop two

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<v Speaker 2>fifty and you can have the orthopedic shoes that aren't

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<v Speaker 2>actually worthopedic shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>And they see your shoes. I got it from the

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<v Speaker 1>other week. He's got slip on shoes. Yeah, me too.

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<v Speaker 1>My hey dudes I wear I wear hay dudes to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I wear Hey dudes to uh funerals. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>darker set that I can wear the funerals and dress

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<v Speaker 1>shoes I don't even remember what. No, I consider my

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<v Speaker 1>my my brown hey dudes' dress shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>These shoes that I'm wearing right now cost fourteen dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You still the price tager.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they cost fourteen dollars. That's why I wear them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're comfortable as helling. They're made in China.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, China. Get in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Bid Fire Festival too. We've got the latest breaking news

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<v Speaker 2>as we count down. We're at the two month mark

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<v Speaker 2>until this glorious follow up to the disaster that was

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<v Speaker 2>Fire Festival and the Muhammas took place.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have a number of tickets sold with the

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<v Speaker 1>amount that you've talked about this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they have a ticket count? The short answer is

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<v Speaker 2>not one that's been made public. Of course, I knew

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<v Speaker 2>that what we do know about, but this now, in fact,

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<v Speaker 2>all we really know about this now is the only

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<v Speaker 2>act that's been confirmed so far is Uh. Former NFL

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<v Speaker 2>or turned self proclaimed rapper Antonio Brown apparently locked in

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<v Speaker 2>the play. And I have more on this on the

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<v Speaker 2>on our jr Facebook page. They have changed locations with

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<v Speaker 2>just two mnths to go. Okay, so we have ab

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<v Speaker 2>still the only act that we know that's playing, and

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<v Speaker 2>it will now be Implia del Carmen Mexico rather than

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<v Speaker 2>the initially promoted is La Mihros, which Christy Isla Moherros,

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<v Speaker 2>Mujeros or whatever knew nothing about it. They're are tourism commissions.

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<v Speaker 2>No such thing planned here. Yeah that was the third

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<v Speaker 2>update was no.

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<v Speaker 1>The second update was that Isla Molherris did not know

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Third update was that AB was performing.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Billy mcfarlande, the guy who spent time in prison

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<v Speaker 2>because of the disaster and the fraud that was Fire

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<v Speaker 2>Festival one and is trying to spin this BS again,

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<v Speaker 2>has announced that he's moved it to ply at Del Carmen.

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<v Speaker 2>Although so everything we know about this, you now know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. There you go play at Old Carmen. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where I had the timeshare, remember, and I knew you

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<v Speaker 1>should have kept it just sneak. I could have, just

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<v Speaker 1>you would have. I could have heard the great music

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<v Speaker 1>from a dip stave at your week. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I screwed up. If I had only kept doing the

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred and whatever dollar a year payments for you know,

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<v Speaker 1>for the maintenance fee for a place site and never

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<v Speaker 1>went back. I did go back there with one of

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<v Speaker 1>our fiasco cruises. But then you got kicked off the property. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got booted because I was like, yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a beer and poured it, poured one for Big Matt, myself, Delta, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>and they go, are you even stay here? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I own place here. You know you don't charity security

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<v Speaker 1>for one JR R. It just rocks