WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.359 --> 00:00:06.440 Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll 2 00:00:06.519 --> 00:00:08.960 Dig if you like a genuine that laughs so big. 3 00:00:09.199 --> 00:00:12.279 Laura's a lovable lunatic with above so real. The story's 4 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:14.960 a crazy the real deal. Eric's the talent the people 5 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.320 with says he's kind. 6 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:17.879 Hillary gets some kind of crass. 7 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:21.359 Producer Claire runs the show super plaint nerd always in 8 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:23.800 the note, we guarantee to make you laugh. Plus sure 9 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:26.359 we're late uncle, you see belts and don't be late. 10 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:31.519 Here we go, get ready our oh go, oh go. 11 00:00:32.200 --> 00:00:36.159 I love having a producer because we get to be produced. 12 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:39.079 She whips you into shape. 13 00:00:39.159 --> 00:00:39.759 I love it. 14 00:00:40.159 --> 00:00:41.840 Thanks she never she never has to. 15 00:00:41.799 --> 00:00:42.240 Get on me. 16 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:46.719 Okay, yeah not yet, or. 17 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:50.679 She's maybe too afraid to so far, Well after what 18 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:53.200 I have to say, she might be afraid anyway. 19 00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:57.320 Oh and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you 20 00:00:57.359 --> 00:01:00.840 for watching live on Facebook. Thank you for watching live 21 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:01.840 on YouTube. 22 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:02.640 Thank you, thank. 23 00:01:02.479 --> 00:01:04.719 You on Instagram. 24 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:10.879 Have you taken your porno class on TikTok yet? The 25 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:12.640 dirty stuff you're not allowed to talk about? 26 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:13.599 Wait? 27 00:01:13.599 --> 00:01:15.959 Hold on, remember we got you got us kicktok TikTok. 28 00:01:16.319 --> 00:01:16.519 Oh. 29 00:01:16.599 --> 00:01:19.079 No, I didn't need my TikTok class. Oh boy, I 30 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:20.840 know I have to take some etiquette class to get 31 00:01:20.920 --> 00:01:21.680 us back on TikTok. 32 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:26.000 She failed her charm school TikTok class. 33 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:29.519 Welcome to Lauracane after Dark. I'm Lauracane. This is Eric 34 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:33.760 River right, producer, Claire. What's up? How are you? How 35 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:34.480 was your weekend? 36 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:35.000 Good? 37 00:01:35.200 --> 00:01:38.959 Chill? I needed chill? You did you are a sleeper? 38 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:39.799 You're a sleeper. 39 00:01:39.959 --> 00:01:41.519 I knew my sneep. 40 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:42.640 Did you do a lot of that? 41 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:43.680 Yes? 42 00:01:43.799 --> 00:01:46.239 Oh, good, good, good good? It was it? No, it 43 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:49.239 was nice weather. It wasn't sleepy weather. No, it wasn't 44 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:52.040 all weather sleepy weather. When you're a Claire, doesn't matter. 45 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:57.120 It doesn't matter a funny oh cloudy Okay, your foot 46 00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:00.879 doesn't look like a Fred Flintstone foot anymore. That's looking good. 47 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:02.920 It is, it's looking better. Doesn't look like a big 48 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:03.519 baby foot. 49 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:05.760 No, it doesn't look like a like you pedal your 50 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:06.480 car with your feet. 51 00:02:06.519 --> 00:02:08.719 You should post feet and show everybody post. 52 00:02:08.879 --> 00:02:10.680 Yeah, you should do that on You should do that 53 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:11.759 on OnlyFans. 54 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:15.719 But you should be like, oh, it's just to update you. You 55 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:17.120 should be like, cute enough. They're not cute enough. 56 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:18.960 No, you should be like hel you horny guys, I'm 57 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:21.479 retaining salt and look at how puffy my feet are. 58 00:02:21.879 --> 00:02:25.479 You would make a million of that because I'm boiling 59 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:30.319 hot and le let me I better like adjust. Oh god, 60 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:31.199 my alien boobs. 61 00:02:31.319 --> 00:02:34.759 Do you know those alien boob things that cover your nips? Yeah? 62 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:35.680 I have those ones. 63 00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:37.280 I was gonna say, you'll be going to a lot 64 00:02:37.319 --> 00:02:38.759 of charm school classes. 65 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:43.759 All right. The title of this podcast is the Tofu 66 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:46.520 from Hell. Oh boy, let's get that out of the 67 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:48.439 way before, because we have a lot. 68 00:02:48.919 --> 00:02:50.960 We have a lot. We have a special guest that 69 00:02:51.039 --> 00:02:53.879 I'm going to be calling. Okay with that, and let 70 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:57.039 me just say this, Laura Kane, be very afraid, be 71 00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:58.080 very afraid. 72 00:02:58.199 --> 00:03:01.120 This might not be the night for that. Well, it's happening. 73 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:02.080 It's stuff upper lip. 74 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:08.360 I have something to show you. I have something to 75 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:13.159 open in front of y'all because it's from our favorite place, Timu. 76 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:17.439 And we'll see what I ordered. It's always mysterious. I 77 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:19.039 never really remember what it is. 78 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:22.360 I can't blame you for being on ambient and shopping. 79 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:24.719 Like sing not ambient. I wish I know I'm not 80 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:25.319 on ambient. 81 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:27.159 I know that's why I said, I wish I could 82 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:28.039 blame you for that. 83 00:03:28.759 --> 00:03:30.919 Oh, I know, I can't blame anything. 84 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:32.560 No, that's the scary thing. 85 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:36.240 I can't blame a dang thing that is for scary, 86 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:42.199 just procrastinating and scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. But anyway, okay, so 87 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:48.479 here's the story. I am not feeling good today at all. 88 00:03:48.599 --> 00:03:54.400 I feel really kind of h I feel well enough 89 00:03:54.439 --> 00:03:59.199 to be with you, guys. It's nothing that will spread, 90 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:00.400 it's not going ages. 91 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:04.319 Would boot grab help you try? 92 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:04.800 I don't know. 93 00:04:07.479 --> 00:04:08.479 Does it do anything for you? 94 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:11.879 And it made me feel a little bit better a 95 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:13.319 little bit. Thank you. 96 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:13.919 You're welcome. 97 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:23.519 On Saturday night, I went to work and I did 98 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:26.800 some stuff and then I came back and I'm like, 99 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:29.839 I'm really hungry. I'm going to stop for some ramen 100 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:34.600 mm hmmm, because that sounds really good. And so there's 101 00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:36.560 this place that opened up close. But I'm not going 102 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:38.079 to give a name because I don't I'm not going 103 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:41.959 to be that person. And I actually don't remember the name. 104 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:47.279 But it's new in my area, okay, And I ordered 105 00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:53.120 vegan tofu ramen doesn't have the egg in it. It's 106 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:57.120 like me so based and it has tofu and vegetables 107 00:04:58.000 --> 00:05:02.759 and noodles. I mean delicious, right, your go to I know, right. 108 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:07.560 So I was really tired and I was on the 109 00:05:07.560 --> 00:05:12.399 couch and the dogs oftentimes will beg me for a 110 00:05:12.439 --> 00:05:16.439 little piece of whatever I'm eating, and I thought, tofu dogs, 111 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:19.360 Oh no, not a big deal, that's healthy. 112 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:21.120 Oh god, oh. 113 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:27.399 I think our well, one of my devices just died. 114 00:05:31.560 --> 00:05:33.160 The Instagram Live just died. 115 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:33.959 Oh my god. 116 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:36.079 What should we do? We should put up We can't 117 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:36.480 put up. 118 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:38.879 Your phone, no, because I have to use it. Oh 119 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:39.279 my god. 120 00:05:40.079 --> 00:05:43.079 I'll see if I can get it back anyway. Dang it, 121 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:46.560 let me see, like it's dead. 122 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:50.240 But well, once it gets the charge to it, it should 123 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:50.720 go on, right. 124 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:52.920 I mean, we try again a couple of minutes. Whatever 125 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:58.600 I get home, I said it all up. My roommate 126 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:01.399 Marie is sitting here the couch. She's working on and 127 00:06:01.439 --> 00:06:04.879 painting for her mother. It's really beautiful. And together we 128 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:08.199 watch the show The Handmaid's Tale. We love it. We're 129 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:13.279 in season six and that's our thing. So I sit 130 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:17.959 over on that couch, lay out my food, start eating it, 131 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:22.560 and I gave Elvis a piece of the tofu. Maybe two. 132 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:25.040 I eat like they came in, like the slices. So 133 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:27.040 I had maybe one or two and some of the 134 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:30.839 noodles and a little bit of the broth, and then 135 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:34.920 I'm like, you know it was It tasted okay, but 136 00:06:35.319 --> 00:06:39.319 I'm just like, I'm i'll finish this later. I'm just 137 00:06:39.319 --> 00:06:42.879 gonna lay down for a little bit and watch the show. 138 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:50.360 So I'm laying down, and minute by minute, I start 139 00:06:50.399 --> 00:07:02.040 feeling more and more nauseous and awful, like terrible, and 140 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:05.079 you know, like I had the thing where I was 141 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:08.120 swallowing my own salide oh god, oh, because you know 142 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:11.040 that's right when you puke, uh huh, and you know me, 143 00:07:12.480 --> 00:07:15.759 I won't puke. I will do and it doesn't make 144 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:19.439 any sense because you feel better after, right usually, But no, 145 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:22.360 I refuse you because I'm terrified of it, terrified of 146 00:07:22.439 --> 00:07:25.160 doing it, seeing it, talking about it. 147 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:29.399 Anything she does, I hope I've Oh my god. 148 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:34.519 So I sat there and suffered. I was suffering, but 149 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:36.600 I didn't say anything to anybody, and I just was 150 00:07:36.680 --> 00:07:39.879 kind of la I was trying to watch this TV, 151 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:48.040 but I was a little bit dizzy electrolyte. All of 152 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:52.920 a sudden, it's not something awful, Oh, no, oh no. 153 00:07:56.879 --> 00:08:02.600 And Elvis comes walking by the couch, scraping his butt 154 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:08.480 on the floor and then standing up and then sitting 155 00:08:08.519 --> 00:08:11.199 back down, and then scraping his butt on the floor, 156 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:13.920 then sitting up and not knowing what to do. 157 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:16.279 Well, I look over. 158 00:08:17.839 --> 00:08:24.680 His entire backside is brown and his usually his backside 159 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:30.279 is white. Well, he over near Marie's bathroom. Here downstairs 160 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:37.720 was a giant pile, and then came the runs the line, 161 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:41.879 the drip drops, drip drops, drip drops all the way 162 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:46.200 to the door. Now, poor Elvin. 163 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:47.000 Poor he. 164 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:49.759 I think he was trying to contain it because he 165 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:52.600 didn't go upstairs, which I was thankful for because we 166 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:53.440 have carpet up there. 167 00:08:53.600 --> 00:08:55.919 Oh god, he. 168 00:08:55.799 --> 00:09:00.279 Didn't really know what to do. So and I am like, again, 169 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:04.480 miss close to puking because I obviously whatever we both 170 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.919 ate was wrong, very wrong. I don't know how you 171 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:14.120 can screw up tofu and me, so I don't. But 172 00:09:14.399 --> 00:09:21.759 oh my gosh. So I come over and start cleaning 173 00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:26.000 up this, and I am like going like this, and 174 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:28.759 I'm rocking back and forth, and I'm like, I can't 175 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:31.080 do this, I can I can't do this. I can't 176 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:35.360 do this. So I scream up to Antonio, who's upstairs, 177 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:40.519 who's in my room by the way, because remember I 178 00:09:40.559 --> 00:09:47.039 have we have a guest for a month. So I'm 179 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:51.679 screaming his name. Nothing. He's asleep. It's like nine o'clock 180 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:57.519 at night. So I go up the stairs and I 181 00:09:57.600 --> 00:10:00.919 just yelled at him. I'm like, can't I'm yelling every 182 00:10:00.960 --> 00:10:02.840 curse word there imaginable. 183 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:09.200 Oh my god, I'm like, I need your help right now. 184 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:13.360 I was screaming. I was an absolute animal. I was 185 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:13.879 an animal. 186 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:18.639 Oh so, are you going to get him a bread 187 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:19.559 basket or something? 188 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:23.559 I did buy him. I bought him something to do. So, 189 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:30.519 just so you know, it didn't stop there. God, I said, 190 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:35.039 I need help. I need your help so much. Please 191 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:40.480 please help me with Elvis. Well, he can't hold Elvis 192 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:43.120 because nobody can pick up Elvis but me, because Elvis 193 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:48.559 will bite. So I'm like, okay, I'm starting to cry 194 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:53.399 at this point because I'm just beyond it. Just put 195 00:10:53.480 --> 00:10:55.679 him in the shower. So I stick him in the 196 00:10:55.720 --> 00:11:00.639 shower and then I lay down on the floor upstairs 197 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:06.720 next to the shower, and I'm trying not to puke myself. Anyway. 198 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:10.840 He reaches I mean he's panicking too, because he doesn't 199 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:12.679 know what he needs. Just woke up, so I can't 200 00:11:12.679 --> 00:11:16.360 blame him. But he reaches over for my really expensive, 201 00:11:16.639 --> 00:11:19.799 really good conditioner, takes a big giant pile of it 202 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:22.000 and starts wiping his butt with it, and I'm like, 203 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:30.600 here's that. Oh my god, it's and so I growbed 204 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:35.480 the soap. I go threw it at him. He's cleaning 205 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:40.080 the dogs, but I'm barely like living at this point. 206 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:42.360 Poor Marie is just watching this all go down. 207 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:45.759 Is she online looking for another place to look? 208 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:49.679 Well, here's what I did, which caused me to freak 209 00:11:49.759 --> 00:11:56.000 out even more. I as I cleaned up the big pile, 210 00:11:57.039 --> 00:11:58.919 like I'm feeling kind of nause just talking about this 211 00:11:59.000 --> 00:12:05.759 right now myself with paper towels, and Marie's bathroom's right there, right, 212 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:08.399 so I'm just like, I'm not going to throw this 213 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:11.960 in the trash. I threw it in the toilet, which 214 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:16.000 because I put too much paper in it. 215 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:21.919 Well you're never supposed to put I know. 216 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:25.919 Okay, don't go there, because this is exactly what harveyar did. 217 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:28.440 This is I mean, Antonio, this is the mistake he made. 218 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:33.960 So I said, you please, please help me toilet. I 219 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:35.120 threw it and there didn't know what to do, and 220 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:39.480 he goes, you put it in a bag, and and 221 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:47.879 I'm like, you're an asshole. You are such an where we. 222 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:51.519 Should have had a tub of popcorn and been sitting 223 00:12:51.559 --> 00:12:54.240 on that country. Well, I don't know, the smells might 224 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:56.759 have soured like a live. 225 00:12:56.600 --> 00:13:02.000 Stream and the all clear night the next time this happens. 226 00:13:02.279 --> 00:13:05.279 Oh my, I was out of my mind. I'm telling you. 227 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:09.039 I was sick as can be, trying not to throw up, 228 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:13.759 and mad at this point, like at the incompetence and 229 00:13:13.840 --> 00:13:16.720 also being yelled at even though I know better. I 230 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:19.320 know better when I was not in my right mind. 231 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:22.399 So oh, he shot me the dirtiest look, so that 232 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:26.519 maybe even more men. So I start saying. 233 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:27.559 All sorts of stuff to him. 234 00:13:27.639 --> 00:13:31.080 Oh no, mean stuff like you didn't even put on 235 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:34.000 clothes when your son came here tonight to see you 236 00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:40.360 for Father's Day. Oh boy, Like I was a monster, 237 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:42.320 A complete and total monster. 238 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:48.799 Anyway, I'm starting to rethink together when we're old. You know, 239 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:51.799 I'm not like this because if I soil myself, it's 240 00:13:51.840 --> 00:13:52.960 gonna be a whole thing. 241 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:59.840 This turned me. I was completely I was sick in 242 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:04.399 the mind, body sold everything that damn crap I ate. 243 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:09.159 The dog was sick. He was on the floor sprawled 244 00:14:09.159 --> 00:14:12.279 out after his shower, which she was sopping wet, and 245 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:13.159 everything was wet. 246 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:14.840 That's a whole another thing. Oh my god. 247 00:14:15.559 --> 00:14:19.519 So Antonio goes, fine, I'll sleep on that couch. I'm like, no, 248 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:22.639 I'll sleep on the god sleep on my car. I'm like, 249 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:26.840 shut up, go back to bed. I don't even want 250 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:27.960 to see her face. 251 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:29.480 But I know. 252 00:14:30.960 --> 00:14:32.000 Here's poor Marie. 253 00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:34.480 I think Claire's getting a case of hives right now, 254 00:14:34.799 --> 00:14:37.200 I really do. I think she's starting to break out. 255 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:39.480 We should go. If Marie comes through the door, which 256 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:42.799 I don't even know she's gonna come home again. I 257 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:47.639 really don't, because the next day she didn't. She well, 258 00:14:47.679 --> 00:14:50.240 she has somebody that she's seeing, so she I think 259 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:51.639 she was at that person sause. 260 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:54.159 But she was probably at a motel. 261 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:58.240 I really want to see her apology in her car, like, 262 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:04.080 oh my god, no, she was just she was quietly, 263 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:06.960 She's not saying a word, just painting and watching this 264 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:15.600 all and go down. And so anyway, I laid there 265 00:15:15.639 --> 00:15:19.559 on the couch and then all day yesterday I was 266 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:26.000 just so miserable. Oh it wasn't as bad as that night, 267 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:31.960 because what I went outside to dry off Elvis because 268 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:33.840 he had to shake off all the whatever. 269 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:35.840 Half the neighborhood in your fright yard, going like, what's 270 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:37.840 going on in there? Oh? 271 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:42.039 But obviously whatever we both ate was started to come 272 00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:42.519 through me. 273 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:45.960 Oh god, oh no, Marie. 274 00:15:45.799 --> 00:15:48.480 Sitting here where we sat on the podcast, and that's 275 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:55.960 far from the door, right, I barked so louded viciously. 276 00:15:57.159 --> 00:16:01.279 I mean it was at I had no control over 277 00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:05.399 my body goes, oh, poor Elvis. Was that Elvis I 278 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:10.720 could go as me And she's like, Oh, don't worry. 279 00:16:10.759 --> 00:16:13.960 Whichever way you have to evacuate, you need to get 280 00:16:14.080 --> 00:16:15.919 rid of it. I was like, that's so cute. You 281 00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:20.320 called it evacuate, Thank God. So not only that, I 282 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:23.799 far in front of my roommate loudly and. 283 00:16:23.720 --> 00:16:25.399 Horribly, Oh my god. 284 00:16:25.879 --> 00:16:28.039 And then all day yesterday I was just like a 285 00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:34.840 blob on the couch, like so feeling gross. Better restaurant, No, 286 00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:38.600 I don't remember the name. And I didn't get in 287 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:43.080 the car yesterday because I didn't want to drive anywhere. 288 00:16:43.159 --> 00:16:46.240 So I I mean, I'm sure I could figure it 289 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:50.440 out online. But I I'm not gonna shout them out. 290 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:55.440 Shit happens, you know. Uh, I don't know if I'm 291 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:58.039 gonna pull on Eric Rimmer and like go online and 292 00:16:58.080 --> 00:17:01.960 do a yell, massive yell thing. 293 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:03.799 Well, I don't know. 294 00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:07.240 Let me just tell you, but let me finish the story. 295 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:11.799 Oh you go, because I got something for you today. 296 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:15.200 I want to work, which is I felt much better. 297 00:17:16.359 --> 00:17:18.920 I didn't eat anything for breakfast because I just wasn't. 298 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:23.400 So all I've had today is I had Oh, I 299 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:28.799 had some crackers and this half of a protein drink. 300 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:32.640 So I'm a little bit like shaky and weird, but 301 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:35.000 I feel better. I'm better. It's it's out of me. 302 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:37.920 How it went out the back end. 303 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:41.000 Just you're curious, not out the front. 304 00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:43.559 End, because remember I don't do that. 305 00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:46.640 I know, but I'm I'm waiting for that. 306 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:48.880 It would have been better, It would have been better, 307 00:17:48.920 --> 00:17:49.720 but I didn't do it. 308 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:51.680 Boy oh boy. 309 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:56.160 So that's the story. Oh. So today I had to 310 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:59.640 go buy some food for the babies, and I saw 311 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:03.400 this really cute shirt and on it it said dog 312 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:07.839 dad And he's really attached to the black dog, and 313 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:10.440 so I bought him a shirt, and I went up 314 00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:14.000 there and I said, I'm sorry. I really am sorry. 315 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:16.400 I meant I meant it when I called you an 316 00:18:16.440 --> 00:18:19.720 asshole one time, but only one time. I didn't mean 317 00:18:19.759 --> 00:18:22.119 the rest of it. And I really really apologize. I'm 318 00:18:23.119 --> 00:18:24.440 I was out of my out of control. 319 00:18:24.519 --> 00:18:27.200 And did he did he wipe his butt with the 320 00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:28.440 shirt and throw it back at you? 321 00:18:28.880 --> 00:18:28.920 No? 322 00:18:29.440 --> 00:18:34.720 Oh, okay, No, he's very nice. Okay, he said I'm 323 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:41.000 sorry too. Oh. Well, thanks, Okay, great, everything's fine. There's 324 00:18:41.079 --> 00:18:44.920 peace in the house for the most part. 325 00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:51.880 Thank goodness. Okay, order any tofu from a random. 326 00:18:51.279 --> 00:18:54.279 Well, there's so many good Roman places. I love Ramen. 327 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:55.400 I'm not right. 328 00:18:55.559 --> 00:18:57.880 Have you ever been to Silver Lake? Ramen in Fashion Valley? 329 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:00.200 Oh? 330 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:00.960 Are you kidding? 331 00:19:03.200 --> 00:19:06.119 Hero? Norri Hero Noriri in Hill? Christ is really really 332 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:07.240 good to this other one? 333 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:11.279 Avoid avoid mystery plays like the plague. 334 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:17.559 Anyway, So that was my super fun Saturday night and weekend. 335 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:22.279 Before we get into you have various. 336 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:24.839 Things, I have various things, But we have to call 337 00:19:24.920 --> 00:19:29.599 this person first, okay, because she has a life and well. 338 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:32.119 Okay, can I open Should I wait to open up 339 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:34.240 my mystery package? Yes, okay, we'll do that. 340 00:19:35.319 --> 00:19:39.519 But So on Thursday, when I was with my bestie Karen, 341 00:19:40.319 --> 00:19:43.720 we were trying to call Laura and Laura was not 342 00:19:43.799 --> 00:19:49.440 picking up. So Karen was here and I got to 343 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:54.960 see her. And then Saturday night I went out with 344 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:58.119 Julie and Bonnie, who were both here. 345 00:19:58.839 --> 00:20:01.000 Who are they? 346 00:20:01.920 --> 00:20:05.599 They are two very dear friends that I used to 347 00:20:06.359 --> 00:20:11.200 work with. And so we're gonna call Julie because you're 348 00:20:13.079 --> 00:20:19.279 your days are numbered Kine. Oh yeah, I know, but 349 00:20:19.480 --> 00:20:29.200 it's it's appropriate. We know. Hello, Hi, how are you good? 350 00:20:29.240 --> 00:20:30.200 How are you good? 351 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:30.519 Now? 352 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:32.400 Doesn't Julie sound sexy? She's very hot. 353 00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:36.759 By the way, Julie, you sound a little Marla ish. 354 00:20:36.920 --> 00:20:38.920 Well, she knows Marla through me. 355 00:20:39.240 --> 00:20:45.119 I'm much nicer than Marla. She does sound similar to Marla. 356 00:20:45.559 --> 00:20:48.079 She yes, like you're the the just the tone of 357 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:56.119 your voice. Yes, So who are you? And are you 358 00:20:56.279 --> 00:20:58.880 are you about to tell me that somebody's climbing the ladder? 359 00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:01.559 Or well to people have climbed the ladder? 360 00:21:02.720 --> 00:21:04.720 So do you know about this ladder? 361 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:08.480 Yes, so Julie, Julian and Bonnie know. So the ladder is. 362 00:21:09.160 --> 00:21:12.160 Marla is the Queen Bee. She I've known. 363 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:16.519 Since besting number one and that's acceptable me. 364 00:21:16.799 --> 00:21:19.640 Laura clawed her way to second space. 365 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:21.200 I'm number two and. 366 00:21:21.119 --> 00:21:23.880 Then Karen was number three. But I say that everybody 367 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:26.680 is on the number one prong, which is bs to me, 368 00:21:26.799 --> 00:21:30.920 which Laura doesn't like. But now Bonnie and Julie have 369 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:36.160 started climbing over bodies and they are on the ladder. 370 00:21:37.359 --> 00:21:37.839 We're just. 371 00:21:39.240 --> 00:21:46.160 Yeah, they are, so they after one, No, we're all 372 00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:51.440 going to idlewild. It really does. But the funniest part was, 373 00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:53.160 and I'm going to show you this on the air, 374 00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:58.640 I took a selfie of Julian, Bonnie and I. We 375 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:03.359 went to Barbarella in Lahoya, which is fantastic. Oh it's 376 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:06.599 so good. So we sent it to Marla because Marla 377 00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:13.000 couldn't make it, and she says, oh, have a seat. 378 00:22:13.240 --> 00:22:19.799 So so anyway, we had a great time. Julie gets 379 00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:22.440 up to go to the bathroom and she comes back 380 00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:24.160 and she's got her camera and she takes a picture 381 00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:27.119 of Bonnie and I. Now, this is the story of 382 00:22:27.160 --> 00:22:30.440 my life. So I came from work, picked them up. 383 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:35.960 We went to the restaurant and Julie takes a picture. Now, 384 00:22:36.559 --> 00:22:39.880 so this is this is the picture that I took. 385 00:22:40.480 --> 00:22:42.200 Wow, So beautiful. 386 00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:46.160 Yeah, So Julian Bonnie, are I look like a grandfather 387 00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:48.960 taking his hot sexy granddaughters out for like a old 388 00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:54.880 So then Julie texts this picture, and I'm like, what 389 00:22:55.000 --> 00:23:01.880 the fuck happened? So there's Bonnie who looks like a hot, 390 00:23:01.920 --> 00:23:06.160 sexy blow up doll, and then famous yeah, and then 391 00:23:06.240 --> 00:23:09.200 there's me, who. 392 00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:12.559 You're wearing an SMOs like outfit. 393 00:23:12.799 --> 00:23:15.880 I look like I'm wearing bedroom slippers and a robe. 394 00:23:17.559 --> 00:23:20.440 I don't it didn't look that hideous when I left 395 00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:20.799 the house. 396 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:22.519 It's all sweater. 397 00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:29.559 But then so I go, I look like I'm a 398 00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:31.200 lesbian who lives. 399 00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:36.200 In you know, Seattle or like Washington or or or 400 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:40.480 I don't know where wherever you where is it the 401 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:43.759 place that it's Alaska? 402 00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:49.160 Anyway, I look like I built my own house and 403 00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:52.799 you need to throw that away. And mind you, this 404 00:23:53.240 --> 00:23:55.759 comes up to the waist, so I'd like to know 405 00:23:55.839 --> 00:24:00.359 how it's to my knees right there, and how I 406 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:05.480 have no shape in the back and no neck, no neck. 407 00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:08.319 And I showed this to a mutual friend and I said, 408 00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:10.079 what do you think of this picture? He goes, well, 409 00:24:10.079 --> 00:24:12.759 Bunny and Julie look hot. You look like a lesbian, 410 00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:15.720 and I'm like, oh, that story of my life, Like 411 00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:17.440 it's not let me tell you, it's not the first 412 00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:19.319 time I've been told that I look like a lesbian 413 00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:23.480 with a hormone problem, apparently with my full white beard. 414 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:31.119 Julie, Julie, Yes, yes, Are you okay with being number 415 00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:36.759 five on the ladder right now? Number five? Yeah, I'm okay? 416 00:24:37.000 --> 00:24:39.200 Or don't want to be number four? And then Bonnie's five. 417 00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:46.319 Oh yeah, we can do that, okay. Yeah, for now, 418 00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:49.440 I'll set it for now here and then we'll meet 419 00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:53.319 and then we'll discuss our post on the ladder. I 420 00:24:53.319 --> 00:24:55.960 am not leaving number two. And we got to watch 421 00:24:55.960 --> 00:25:00.839 out for Karen because she is parents. Karen is moving 422 00:25:00.880 --> 00:25:06.440 up the ladder quickly and viciously, so he's not as 423 00:25:06.440 --> 00:25:10.480 good as a photographer as I am. I mean, that 424 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:15.400 picture brought me laughter until like I couldn't stop looking 425 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:19.839 at it. Please print it out and frame it or 426 00:25:19.880 --> 00:25:22.279 something so you don't ever ever lose it. If you 427 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:24.720 lose your phone, oh my god. 428 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:28.160 I was horrified. The rest of the evening. I was like, 429 00:25:28.279 --> 00:25:30.440 I don't think I'm ever going to eat again, and 430 00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:32.799 I'm going to throw out everything in my closet and 431 00:25:32.839 --> 00:25:35.599 buy clothes that are ten times too small for me. 432 00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:43.160 Oh yes, No, I just wanted to let you know 433 00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:45.920 that you're on the nights with Julia Bonnie well because 434 00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:48.160 all right, well we'll have to meet soon. 435 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:53.160 Yes, I actually would appreciate that and would enjoy that 436 00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:54.079 very much. 437 00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:55.319 Just they're a freaking riot. 438 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:58.079 Let me tell you, you guys are beautiful, and I'm 439 00:25:58.119 --> 00:26:03.680 sure you're all out of fun. Thank you. Okay, you 440 00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:07.960 ain't getting anywhere near number two. But that's okay, that's okay, 441 00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:12.119 it's totally fine, totally fine. We could still all get along. 442 00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:19.240 My nickname is s del so we'll see. Thank you 443 00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:26.839 for being part of the podcast. Love you, Okay, Marie? 444 00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:28.839 All right, Marie, will you come over here? 445 00:26:29.039 --> 00:26:33.400 Oh my god, I'm super ugly right now, but we 446 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:35.960 need to talk about Saturday night. Can we just put 447 00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:37.880 Marie on Mike? And yeah, you want to just be 448 00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:38.319 on Mike? 449 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:43.160 Okay, Marie chose. 450 00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:48.440 To block it out now, I want to know we'll talk, Okay, 451 00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:49.680 so wait wait for Marie. 452 00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:50.200 Okay. 453 00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:53.279 So I told them the whole entire story, the Elvis, 454 00:26:53.400 --> 00:26:58.119 the me, the yelling, the clogging of the toilet, the sickness, 455 00:26:58.920 --> 00:27:07.759 the fighting, and you just sitting here with your little project. Wait, 456 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:12.519 I can't hear there we go, there, we go. Okay, 457 00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:17.599 So Murrie, Hi, everybody, Hi, I really really I won't 458 00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:20.200 to apologize for Saturday night. 459 00:27:20.319 --> 00:27:23.960 No, you know what, I'm gonna be honest. I was like, oh, 460 00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:26.680 thank you for showing me that it's okay to have 461 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:33.880 a mental breakdown and in life, my go on, like 462 00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:36.160 I knew you were okay, but you were not okay 463 00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:38.960 that night, and I was totally fine, and that's. 464 00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:41.720 Really okay, okay because she weren't here the next night, 465 00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:43.119 and it freaked me out a little bit because I'm like, 466 00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:45.200 oh my god, I scared her, Like, oh. 467 00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:48.799 No, no, I think it's very very human thing to say, 468 00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:50.319 and uh, it would be very mean of me to 469 00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:50.960 judge you for that. 470 00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:54.920 And then. 471 00:27:55.319 --> 00:27:58.279 So as Laura, I don't know, did you tell them already? 472 00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:04.200 You tell them I am painting peacefully. And at that 473 00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:07.599 point we just see that I was gonna say, Eric 474 00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:13.839 Elvis is kind of dirty. So she's trying not right, 475 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:18.160 and so she's trying to grab him or chake on him, 476 00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:22.039 and we understand that he got sick and pooped and 477 00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:25.640 all that, and so now she decides to just take 478 00:28:25.720 --> 00:28:26.839 him and clean it and all. 479 00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:27.680 She bends down. 480 00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:30.160 I'm not looking at here at part, and I'm like, oh, 481 00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:32.480 porting what was that him? And she's like, no, that 482 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:37.319 was me. And then I got You're okay. She's like now, 483 00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:43.519 and then it's the word evacuate. Well you got evacuate something? 484 00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:44.839 Did I say that? 485 00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:47.920 Oh? No, yeah, because you were. You were getting worried 486 00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:50.119 and all that, and I said, I think you will 487 00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:51.200 feel better because he. 488 00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:54.200 Looked better after. You'll feel better once you evacuate. 489 00:28:56.599 --> 00:29:00.960 However, yeah, I was thinking through up to like everything 490 00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:01.519 is possible. 491 00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:02.160 Oh my god. 492 00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:03.759 Well, I'm just sorry that you had to hear me 493 00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:08.119 and Antonio fight because that wasn't okay. I want to 494 00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:11.279 apologize to him right now. I bought him a present. 495 00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.079 I probably would want you a present for Uh. I'm 496 00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:17.880 just for putting up with that. Oh no, it's okay. 497 00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:19.440 I did really didn't judge. 498 00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:21.079 You for that. I'm gonna say that, did. 499 00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:23.440 You agree with me? I agree with you about. 500 00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:26.759 What I'm gonna sayri Chanel Bag, Well, you bro. 501 00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:30.240 I mean, I'm not gonna clean everybody's dirty laundry there, 502 00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:32.559 but you did push the things a little bit like 503 00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:35.920 out of something. Oh, I totally And I was like, 504 00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:38.599 I thought that maybe there was something behind that I 505 00:29:38.640 --> 00:29:39.279 wasn't aware of. 506 00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:41.640 I was like, maybe they something happened in. 507 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:43.839 The afternoon between the two of them, because you brought 508 00:29:43.880 --> 00:29:45.039 up like family stuff. 509 00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:52.519 Whoa, it's oh no, it was just me feeling so 510 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:54.680 sick and. 511 00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:56.839 You needed and I totally get it you needed or 512 00:29:56.839 --> 00:30:00.359 would have appreciated some like em patty and understand ending 513 00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:01.119 and being like. 514 00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:02.680 And then I clogged a toilet and that was a 515 00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:05.359 huge thing. And that threw me off the edge because 516 00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:07.440 he gave me daggers. He just looked at me like 517 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:11.319 I was the worst person on the for Marie, Marie, 518 00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:12.880 I'm getting older. 519 00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:16.839 Yes, and I think you and I should consider living 520 00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:21.200 together in our Willie Wankabad to watch TV because I 521 00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:24.880 I think if I even farted in the wrong direction, 522 00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:26.480 Laura would let me have it. 523 00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:31.759 Oh really, normally I'm very pleasant to live with. Yes, yes, 524 00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:41.640 yes you are. I mean, oh that's got bring it, 525 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.440 bring it, bring it, bring it. Where do I start? 526 00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:45.240 And I'm getting. 527 00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:49.680 This is really easy to live with. 528 00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:54.599 She just sleeps like falls asleep randomly and like you 529 00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:56.200 need to be okay with that and be okid to 530 00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:57.920 find her in spaces and. 531 00:30:58.240 --> 00:30:59.960 Yeah, and you always know Meri, because she'll get the 532 00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:00.880 all eyes for they. 533 00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:04.319 The number of times and I tell her all the time, 534 00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:07.799 the number of times were I go down just to 535 00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:10.759 live my life. And as I come, she's sleeping on 536 00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:14.640 the couch, her phone under her ear with her alarms 537 00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:17.759 going on, like whoa, and I'm just looking at her. 538 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:24.799 Should wake her up, I know, And then I go, Laura, 539 00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:28.079 and you know how like moms sometimes when you wake them. 540 00:31:27.960 --> 00:31:29.759 Up, like it's like they wake up from the dead 541 00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:34.920 freak out. She's like, what's on fire? 542 00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:37.960 Oh my god? 543 00:31:38.319 --> 00:31:39.079 Yeah I do. 544 00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:40.559 That is amazing present. 545 00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:43.839 And I apologize for that. It's really okay. 546 00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:48.000 I wasn't a mad or or traumatized about that. 547 00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:48.680 I've seen it. 548 00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.079 Well, I'm I'm traumatized just hearing about it. And so 549 00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:55.039 I'm gonna say that Marie needs a chanel bag. I 550 00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:56.400 don't know if you heard me before, but. 551 00:31:56.640 --> 00:32:00.559 Oh oh, maybe she was. I'm also realistic about her budget, 552 00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:03.720 you know, yeah, she knows, she knows it'll be it'll 553 00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:07.839 be fake, and she doesn't like fake things. Oh and 554 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:09.000 that's nothing wrong with that. 555 00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:13.880 No, I do not expect anything. And whatever little district 556 00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:15.519 you had or a little gift. 557 00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:19.039 Like, I appreciate it. Okay, thank you, Marie. Do you 558 00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:19.880 guys have a good night? 559 00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:23.359 Thank you? Good go oh my god? 560 00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:27.160 Okay, all right, So should we get should we open it? 561 00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:28.640 Should I open up my mystery? 562 00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:29.000 Well? 563 00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:30.319 Or do you want should we go to double D? 564 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:33.079 Or do you need I have a few I do. 565 00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:36.480 I need Claaria's help. I'll get Claire's help while I'm 566 00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:39.440 telling this story, okay, because it kind of goes in 567 00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:44.160 line with yours. So Claire, I daddy needed some nasal spray, 568 00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:50.000 and so I got at. I got Suita fed nasal spray, 569 00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:55.200 which it took me hours to figure out how to 570 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:58.920 get the cap off. So you have to squeeze it 571 00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:02.200 and then twist it. But now I don't know how 572 00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:03.200 to get the spray out. 573 00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:07.480 There you are, I don't know how to get you 574 00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:11.279 can't figure is child? Have you googled it? 575 00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:15.920 I haven't. I don't understand the Google. It just says 576 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:21.240 you're supposed to push and twist like this. You hold 577 00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:25.880 it and then twist, but the spray doesn't come out okay, okay, 578 00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:26.079 do you. 579 00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:28.519 Want I'll take it to my I'll take it over here. 580 00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:31.599 Okay, see what she can do? Right, because doctor Claire, 581 00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:32.559 who knows everything. 582 00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:35.279 You go to YouTube University. That's what I do. 583 00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:37.799 Oh I didn't they have they will? 584 00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:39.359 They have everything? 585 00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:45.599 Ever, I didn't think about that. So okay. So, uh, 586 00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:52.240 Saturday night, I come home from work and I walk 587 00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:52.759 in the door. 588 00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:54.839 Shut up, and she'd get it? 589 00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:56.599 Then? 590 00:33:56.759 --> 00:33:57.599 Do you want to see me? Score? 591 00:33:57.960 --> 00:33:58.160 Yeah? 592 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:00.920 How do you? How do you do it? 593 00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:02.440 You just pushed down. 594 00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:05.440 Oh my god, I was squeezing the bottle. 595 00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:06.119 You have to hold on. 596 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:11.079 Oh my god. I was going to return it because 597 00:34:11.119 --> 00:34:11.960 I was like, it doesn't work. 598 00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:14.239 I want to know how long you messed with. 599 00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:19.760 This, Oh, for hours, squeezing it, twisting that stupid here. God, 600 00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:21.840 I thought that was just to take the lid off. 601 00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:24.360 Oh my god, I don't even talk to me. I 602 00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:30.360 don't even know. I'm so embarrassed that was on. Yes, 603 00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:35.320 Oh my god, Oh my god, Jesus, Okay, I'm just 604 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:40.280 going to go home. Continue. So I come home and 605 00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:44.239 I opened my front door and I'm all, like, I 606 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:48.400 thought I was gonna vomit. The smell that was in 607 00:34:48.440 --> 00:34:54.400 my home. It smelled like somebody overturned a porta potty 608 00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:57.079 that had been sitting out in the boiling sun for 609 00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:00.280 like a month. It I am not kidding you. It 610 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:04.599 reaked and very rarely do what I even think about vomiting, 611 00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:06.320 but I was like dry heaving. I'm all, oh my god. 612 00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.559 So I turned because I'm like, where is that coming from? 613 00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:15.039 I look and both sides of my kitchen sink. I 614 00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:18.000 have a huge kitchen island. You've seen it. It's enormous, 615 00:35:18.039 --> 00:35:23.880 and both sides of my sink are overflowing black, oily 616 00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:28.119 stinky water. And I'm all, oh no, So I'm kicking 617 00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:31.960 the rug, I'm pulling like the dishes. Well, I didn't 618 00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:33.920 know at the time. It's I thought, oh my god, 619 00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:36.840 this is like full of poop. I didn't know it 620 00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.880 smelled terrible. So I'm I call my maintenance supervisor and 621 00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:45.159 I'm all, hey, both my and he's off at this point, 622 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:48.000 like he's gone. 623 00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:49.119 From where somebody on call. 624 00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:51.079 So yeah, So I call him and I'm like, hey, 625 00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:54.119 both sides of my kitchen sink are like overflowing with 626 00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:56.920 like black stinky water. And he's like, okay, So and 627 00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:58.800 you know, you can't shut your water off because it's 628 00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.440 coming from somewhere else. So it'say, they're coming from the 629 00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:06.199 unit below me or above me, so shutting the water 630 00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:08.639 off is pointless. So he goes, all right, get a 631 00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:12.239 bucket and start just scooping the water out and dumping 632 00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:14.800 it into your toilet. And I'm like, right, So I 633 00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.360 hang up the phone, and I'm running around my apartment 634 00:36:18.239 --> 00:36:23.559 screaming at no one because I'm there by myself. I'm all, 635 00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:26.440 where's the bucket, bucket, where's the bucket, Where's the bucket? 636 00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:29.360 And then I stop it. I'm all, I don't have 637 00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:33.639 a bucket. I was like, I was like, oh my god, 638 00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:37.119 I don't have a bucket in this house. So I 639 00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:41.599 suddenly realize that I have under my kitchen sink a 640 00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:47.119 small plastic pitcher that I used to water the plants 641 00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:50.480 on my balcony. So I grab it and I start 642 00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:53.719 doing it. I might have well used a shot glass, 643 00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:59.400 because number one, I could only get like a certain 644 00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:02.440 amount into it, And of course I stick it in 645 00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:05.880 and it starts spilling over the other side, and so 646 00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:08.760 I'm all, oh my god. So I'm running back and 647 00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:11.880 forth with this, but it's dripping water. So there's water 648 00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:17.840 everywhere in my house. So I'm scar. He's like, I'm 649 00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:22.960 gonna send over one of the texts. So I'm literally like, 650 00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:25.480 oh my god, fifteen minutes have gone by, no one's 651 00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:29.840 come yet, and I'm like, oh no, So, oh my god. 652 00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:30.639 I get it down. 653 00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:33.159 I get it halfway down, and every time I even 654 00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:39.639 get near the sink, I start to gag. And I 655 00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:43.599 get it about halfway down on both sides, and it 656 00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:46.840 starts to bubble up. It starts to bubble, it starts 657 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.599 to come up again, and I'm all yeah. So all 658 00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:51.760 of a sudden, I hear a knock at the door 659 00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:53.880 and I'm oh, come in, like you know, and I'm 660 00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:57.480 just like, there's water everywhere. I've got towels down on 661 00:37:57.519 --> 00:38:00.960 the floor. I've got paper towels everywhere. I'm fallen into 662 00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:04.639 the sink. So now they're soaking, wet and stinky. So 663 00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:07.320 he comes in and he uses the shop back and 664 00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:09.480 he just sticks it in there and he like sucks 665 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:13.079 all the water out. So then he goes, oh my gosh, 666 00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:15.960 the shop back's full. I've got to go down and 667 00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:22.079 empty it. So he leaves, and now my toilet looks 668 00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:26.360 like a murder scene because it's just black water and 669 00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:31.440 spray everywhere. So all of a sudden, I run back 670 00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:34.119 out to the kitchen and it's all coming up again, 671 00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:36.960 and I'm all, no, does he know at. 672 00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.119 This point at all what's going on? 673 00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:42.400 No? So he comes back up and he's like, oh no, 674 00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:44.719 So he does it again. He goes. We called the 675 00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:48.119 plumber there on their way. The plumber was at my 676 00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:52.960 house until like nine o'clock, like it was a shit show. 677 00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:56.239 And my house reeked for like two days. Like when 678 00:38:56.440 --> 00:38:58.960 they drained all that water out of my sink, it was, 679 00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:03.800 I'm not kidding you, a hundred times worse. It was 680 00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:05.960 like I stuck my nose in a big pile of poo. 681 00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:07.039 It was so gross. 682 00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:09.320 Where did it from? 683 00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:12.320 The unit below me? And something backed up and I 684 00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:16.079 was like, is there bacteria in it? Because I was like, no, 685 00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:16.639 it wasn't. 686 00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:18.320 What was it black? 687 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:25.119 I don't know, but it wasn't sewage, It wasn't what 688 00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:27.000 was it tar? I don't know what it was, but 689 00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:30.800 it was oily. It was gross. It was so gross. 690 00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:34.239 So then that was your Saturday night. 691 00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:36.960 That was my Saturday night. You and I have very similar. 692 00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:42.760 We had very similar Saturday nights. So then on Thursday, 693 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:48.480 I was editing my photos for my website. It's about 694 00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:53.440 seven o'clock. I've got everything ready to download. Poof all, 695 00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:56.719 my internet goes out. My phone goes out, my internet 696 00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:59.280 goes out, and I'm all my laptop goes out that 697 00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:01.400 I was working on out. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, 698 00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:05.119 oh my god. So I look at my receiver and 699 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:07.960 it's blinking red and I'm like, oh no. So I 700 00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:10.159 try to reset it. It won't reset. So I call 701 00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:16.800 and another person that probably won't advertise with us now. 702 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:22.559 So I'm making friends at all the companies. So I 703 00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:26.000 call AT and T and I get I get a 704 00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:31.599 recording that says there's because you put in your zip code, 705 00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:35.119 and then they're like, oh, there's a outage in your area. 706 00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:40.119 The the I guess the destination is restricted. So the 707 00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:41.880 texts are having a hard time getting out there. This 708 00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:46.280 is all like an AI voicemail. Internet should be restored 709 00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:50.760 by one pm Thursday, and I'm all, oh my god, 710 00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:55.920 So what am I? So I'm watching my boss's adorable 711 00:40:55.920 --> 00:40:59.360 little dog, Winston, and so I look at Winston and 712 00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:02.800 I'm like well, so we climb into bed and we're 713 00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:07.880 watching DVD's old school like on the Blu ray player. 714 00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:11.079 So he's all curled up next to me. I wake up, 715 00:41:12.199 --> 00:41:15.199 leave the house a Thursday to see Karen and everything. 716 00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:17.639 I come back and I'm like, okay, it's got to 717 00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:21.920 be working by now. Still out, so I'm like okay. 718 00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.760 So I call AT and T back It's like, oh, 719 00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:29.400 it's taken much longer because of the restriction. It'll be 720 00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:32.679 back on Friday by one, and I'm like, great, Now 721 00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:38.679 I've lost two days of work. So Friday comes around 722 00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.559 and I get a text message saying it's not going 723 00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:46.639 to be on till five. And so I had people 724 00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:50.400 coming over to watch a movie. So I was like, is. 725 00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:52.000 That when you got on the phone with the customers. 726 00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:58.559 No, it was today, so we go, here we go. 727 00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:01.000 I was like, hair Buddy movie, I might be off 728 00:42:02.079 --> 00:42:04.920 hold tight. We wound up having it because it turned 729 00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:09.480 on around like between five and six. So today I 730 00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:11.639 get an email from AT and T that says we're 731 00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:17.559 so sorry about the inconvenience of not having your internet, 732 00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:21.760 and mind you, I couldn't do anything on my phone 733 00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:25.639 even with my even when I did roaming or not roaming, 734 00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:30.280 but Cellular I couldn't. I couldn't If I texted somebody 735 00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:34.920 most of the time, it would come back as non deliverable. 736 00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:38.400 And I couldn't send any photos or anything. And I 737 00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:41.079 couldn't do my work on my phone because you need 738 00:42:41.119 --> 00:42:43.880 to have it on your laptop otherwise the configuration gets 739 00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:44.280 all weird. 740 00:42:44.719 --> 00:42:48.000 So I had gone to a college shop. 741 00:42:48.119 --> 00:42:52.320 No, because it was too much to move. So because 742 00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.320 I had all the books open, I had my laptop, 743 00:42:54.400 --> 00:43:00.880 I had everything. So I call. I get an email 744 00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.960 yesterday from AT and T saying, hey, we realized what 745 00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:08.519 an inconvenience this is. We're crediting your account six dollars. 746 00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:12.679 That's what I said, Claire. I was like, are you 747 00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:13.239 kidding me? 748 00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:14.400 Why bother? 749 00:43:14.800 --> 00:43:17.599 So I was like, that doesn't even buy me a 750 00:43:17.880 --> 00:43:23.360 Starbucks like day. So I called today, Oh God, here 751 00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:26.519 we go and I get a lovely representative and I 752 00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:31.239 was like, hey, my internet was not out for one night, 753 00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:34.880 it was out for almost three. It was out Wednesday night, 754 00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:38.800 Thursday night, and most of the day Friday. So I 755 00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:41.639 had to get this done. I couldn't get it done. 756 00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:45.760 And I want to know how they figured out how 757 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:49.239 I should just be credited six dollars. And she's like, well, 758 00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:51.559 there's this mathematical thing and they do by your bill 759 00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:56.320 and whatever. And I'm all, okay, well they're wrong, and 760 00:43:56.360 --> 00:43:58.079 she goes, well, how much do you want? I said, 761 00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:03.800 what's fair? I said, six dollars doesn't do anything, so 762 00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:07.159 she had to escalate it. So all I have to 763 00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:10.840 say is this, dear listeners and viewers and little family 764 00:44:10.880 --> 00:44:17.119 members here, if that, if that doesn't ring to Daddy, 765 00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:22.039 well how much is I don't know yet. They're gonna 766 00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:25.440 escalate it and determine it. Oh okay, see, and let 767 00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:27.639 me tell you. If they increase it to seven dollars, 768 00:44:28.079 --> 00:44:30.639 that's there's going to be another phone call coming down 769 00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:31.119 the pipe. 770 00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:32.559 The minimum you would accept. 771 00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:35.840 I was even going to I was like fifty. 772 00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:38.599 That seems like I was going to say that's fifty. 773 00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:39.400 I don't know. 774 00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:40.119 I was going to say, like. 775 00:44:40.079 --> 00:44:43.480 Thirty, I was in the thirty to fifty range. 776 00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.000 Yeah, I was just going to say fifty. 777 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.280 I was in the thirty to fifty range. 778 00:44:46.360 --> 00:44:48.400 Because like I didn't have access to my phone either, 779 00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:49.719 Like there was nothing I could do. 780 00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:51.679 I would just wipe out a month, Like if I 781 00:44:51.800 --> 00:44:54.320 was a company, and I caused all that trouble. Yeah, 782 00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:56.360 for that all that time, I'd be like, okay, well 783 00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:57.199 we'll give you a month. 784 00:44:57.679 --> 00:44:59.599 Well and then the rep said, you know, She's like, 785 00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:02.159 I'm oh, sorry about that. This will never happen again. 786 00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:04.159 I said, well, this is the third time it's happened. 787 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:06.719 Oh gosh, so please don't tell me is how we're 788 00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:09.679 going to happen again. So stay tuned on that. Guess 789 00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:12.000 what came in the mail yes, on Saturday. 790 00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:14.840 It is something exciting. 791 00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:19.480 Kind of It was my refund check from Hilton Hotels. 792 00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:24.039 Oh okay, what was the final total for the full 793 00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:28.960 amount of my stay? Even the night that you you 794 00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:33.039 got it all called? Yeah, good boy and a long time. 795 00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:37.519 Karen Fitch texted me and said she contacted I think 796 00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:40.519 it was her cable provider and they refunded her nine 797 00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:44.000 hundred and ninety eight dollars. So squeak, we all gets 798 00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:47.760 the grease. If you have any problems, you contact daddy. Daddy, 799 00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:48.760 I'll take care of it for you. 800 00:45:48.960 --> 00:45:51.679 This is a good lesson, This is a good yes. 801 00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:54.960 Yeah, you can be a little. 802 00:45:56.199 --> 00:45:56.639 Beyond it. 803 00:45:56.719 --> 00:45:59.840 By I'm a freaking delight until I get bad service, 804 00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:01.440 then it's game on. 805 00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:04.920 Well, no, you are right in that. That's what customer 806 00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:09.000 services for servicing the customers, whatever their needs. It's just, 807 00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:11.400 you know, it depends on who you get. Sometimes you 808 00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.320 get somebody who's not so nice, and then that's when 809 00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:13.679 this one. 810 00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:20.159 Oh, that's when I lose, When Daddy loses. Yeah, now, mommy, 811 00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:26.119 open your my okay, all my secret, your secret, bag. 812 00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:27.599 My bag, and then we're gonna get to. 813 00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:33.880 Dirt, and then we'll do the double d I know, 814 00:46:33.920 --> 00:46:38.360 we've got to talk about the whole globe a lot tonight. 815 00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:47.519 I think so shoes, oh in a bag? Oh okay, I've. 816 00:46:47.320 --> 00:46:51.400 Wanted some slip on shoes. These are cute, not bad, 817 00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:54.639 not bad. What do you think, Eric, Well, I don't 818 00:46:54.679 --> 00:46:56.840 you know what? You know what. I'm not taking shoe 819 00:46:56.880 --> 00:47:02.559 advice from you. These a little slip on fun to 820 00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:05.440 go to the store, go to the dog food store, 821 00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:07.320 run around and work. 822 00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:11.239 I hate backless tennis shoes. 823 00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:17.719 They're so convenient. What's wrong with them? You don't like 824 00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:21.559 seeing the person from the back? Oh whatever, I don't 825 00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:26.960 even care. I excited yeay finn Okay, the music. Let's 826 00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:27.559 get to the show. 827 00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:29.639 That was it? You only ordered one item. 828 00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:31.800 Yes, that's good. 829 00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:35.800 Okay, are you okay? I know, do you have a fever? 830 00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:40.480 All right, I'm going to start out with the people 831 00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:44.719 that Dine Clive Davis is dead at ninety four in 832 00:47:44.760 --> 00:47:45.440 New York City. 833 00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:50.599 I am, I'm sorry that he's gone, but wow, he 834 00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:55.679 lived ninety four. He was He was instrumental in so 835 00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:57.000 many artists. 836 00:47:57.119 --> 00:48:00.360 Yes, he launched the careers of Whitney Houston, Aretha Frank Clinton, 837 00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:06.719 Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, Janice Joplin, Barry Manilow, Bruce Springsteen, 838 00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:10.480 just to name a few. And then James Burrows died 839 00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:13.159 at eighty five, and he directed Will and Grace. He 840 00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:17.159 directed Cheers. He was one of the co creators of Cheers. 841 00:48:17.320 --> 00:48:20.159 He was a huge director, television director in Hollywood, and 842 00:48:20.199 --> 00:48:23.440 he did some great movies as well. So that's but 843 00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:24.320 he was eighty five. 844 00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:28.119 So hey, that's my mom's age. Still too young. 845 00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:31.280 I know it's still too young, but anyway, continue it 846 00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:40.559 wasn't anything tragic. Madonna, the Madonna biopic is canceled after 847 00:48:40.719 --> 00:48:45.119 she and Universal clashed over budget. So she was quoted 848 00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:49.960 as saying, I've had an extraordinary life and that that 849 00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.159 should defend the extraordinary. 850 00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:53.960 Budget with her. 851 00:48:56.039 --> 00:49:00.159 So I was, what do you think, I well, love on. 852 00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:03.000 It's not gobs of money, yes, but she but it 853 00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:03.559 doesn't matter. 854 00:49:03.719 --> 00:49:06.199 Yeah, it's universal and people would go see it. I 855 00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:08.840 mean the Michael Jackson movie made a ton of money, 856 00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:11.719 so I know people would go and see her anyway. 857 00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:16.159 All that's sad. Yeah, was that a girl from Julia Garner? 858 00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:20.320 Yes, was going to play? I think she was? Yeah. Yeah, 859 00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:25.280 So this is kind of juicy. Kevin Hart says that 860 00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:30.079 his ex assistant owes him this is a weird amount 861 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:32.920 because after what he's claiming, I would be asking for 862 00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:39.320 way more than that. He's his ex assistant owes him 863 00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:46.119 fifty thousand for violating a confidentiality agreement. Misha Shakes, who 864 00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:51.039 worked for Kevin from twenty seventeen to twenty twenty. She 865 00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:55.920 did an interview recently with a blogger, Tasha Kay, and 866 00:49:55.960 --> 00:50:01.320 that's where Heart claims she defamed him. Heart received a 867 00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:06.320 call from one of Tasha's associates. Now she's an assistant, 868 00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:12.079 how does she have associates? Like, I'm like what? So 869 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:16.840 from one of her associates asking for two hundred and 870 00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:22.400 fifty thousand to not air the interview. Misha claims the 871 00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:28.079 NDA was not valid since Kevin didn't comply with certain 872 00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:32.679 terms of the deal. She didn't say what, but that's 873 00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:38.480 all she's saying, so Heart said via statement, working in 874 00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:43.800 the entertainment industry, my livelihood depends in part on my 875 00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:49.400 reputation and the public's perception of me, particularly in light 876 00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:51.679 of the fact that I am involved in a number 877 00:50:52.079 --> 00:51:00.559 of family oriented projects. That sounds odd when I read that, 878 00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:06.480 I'm all doesn't have a lot of no, but so 879 00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:09.360 I went and listened to the interview because that's what 880 00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:14.199 I do for all of you. And so she's claiming 881 00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:20.239 that there is apparently allegedly like a sex tape that 882 00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:27.280 he filmed. Now he's married with an alleged affair or 883 00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:30.800 another woman. Ah boy, But it's just odd to say 884 00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:34.679 I'm involved in these family or oriented projects and the 885 00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:37.440 public's perception of me. I'm like, that was probably the 886 00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:41.440 worst thing you could say, well, other than like, Okay, 887 00:51:41.519 --> 00:51:44.599 I made a mistake. I'm sorry, it just sounds a 888 00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:48.719 little dude, Stay tuned, Stay tuned. 889 00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:57.800 Okay, Now do yourself a favor. Take out. Maybe there's 890 00:51:57.840 --> 00:52:01.480 somebody new you're dating and you want to impress. Maybe 891 00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:03.480 there's somebody you've been dating for a long time and 892 00:52:03.519 --> 00:52:06.840 you want to surprise them. Maybe there's a friend that 893 00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:08.239 you haven't seen in a while and you want to 894 00:52:08.239 --> 00:52:12.199 do something different. It's where the Old Globe comes in. 895 00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:16.079 This is a great place to see a show, a 896 00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:22.639 live performance. Three stages at the Old Globe at Babel Park. 897 00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:28.599 Such a legendary place. So many productions have taken place there, 898 00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:34.239 have launched from there, and the acting stage is unbelievable, 899 00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:37.559 and you can you what's great about the Old Globe 900 00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:39.880 is you can pick and choose which you can make 901 00:52:39.880 --> 00:52:44.000 your own little package season package. Now one of them 902 00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:47.360 you do not want to us. In fact, I don't 903 00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:49.280 know if you can buy tickets yet, but if you can, 904 00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:52.199 we'll give you the number and everything. But yes, it's 905 00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:56.519 called Oh my gosh, it's a musical. But if you're 906 00:52:56.519 --> 00:53:00.840 like I don't like musicals, this was written by the 907 00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:03.480 lead singer of Train, So this is it's going to 908 00:53:03.519 --> 00:53:07.599 be that kind of music, like really really good again again. 909 00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:10.719 It starts in September, but that's just Strider around the corner. 910 00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:13.440 It is here before we know it. 911 00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:16.239 We have some Shakespeare going on we do. 912 00:53:16.280 --> 00:53:19.480 We have the Ombres that's playing till June twenty first. 913 00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:21.320 It's okay, so it's already oversed. 914 00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:26.039 Oh yes, oh geez, okay. 915 00:53:26.880 --> 00:53:30.559 Birthday is Thursday, and I almost like my daughter's birthday. 916 00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:33.360 Oh my god, I can't screaming by it really is 917 00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:36.840 a measure for Measure is starting and it's here till 918 00:53:36.920 --> 00:53:43.280 July twelfth, and then north By Northwest is starting July 919 00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:46.199 third and is here through August second, and then we 920 00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:51.119 have Sierrah No from July eighteenth August ninth, and then 921 00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:54.000 rounding out the season as top dog underdog much ado 922 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:56.239 about nothing and begin again. 923 00:53:56.000 --> 00:53:57.840 And then begin again September. 924 00:53:57.920 --> 00:54:00.880 So the number six one nine two three four five 925 00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:04.400 six two three, or you can go online too, Theoldglobe 926 00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:06.880 dot org. Did you like how I didn't do www this? 927 00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:09.039 Yes, I really did. And make sure you tell me 928 00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:11.360 that you heard it on Laura Kane Afterguard because that 929 00:54:11.599 --> 00:54:12.679 makes us look super cool. 930 00:54:12.800 --> 00:54:15.159 Just say her name, you know, it gets you in 931 00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:20.840 anywhere clubs, yeah, not even close airport lounges anywhere. 932 00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.960 But anyway, thank you for listening to us and being 933 00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:28.880 part of our family. I'm really sorry about Instagram if well, 934 00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:31.519 you can't hear me, but if you jumped on YouTube 935 00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:35.159 or on Facebook, yeah, that's the way things have been 936 00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:38.000 going lately. But anyway, we really appreciate you watching and 937 00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:41.599 listening after the fact, and oh my gosh, love. 938 00:54:41.440 --> 00:54:48.280 Your podcast, love you, thank you so much. Today that 939 00:54:48.440 --> 00:54:51.320 did not these they are my super Mario brothers. 940 00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:52.880 Cute, They're cute, They're really cute. 941 00:54:53.079 --> 00:54:55.800 I was. I was paying homage to our producer. 942 00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:57.280 I know, and she actually worked close to me, I know. 943 00:54:58.639 --> 00:55:00.760 Anyway, love your podcast, Love. 944 00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:04.320 You, my sweet baby. Bye guys, Bye bye Claire, Bye 945 00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:04.960 bye Claire.