Speaker 1: Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll
Speaker 1: Dig if you like a genuine that laughs so big.
Speaker 1: Laura's a lovable lunatic with above so real. The story's
Speaker 1: a crazy the real deal. Eric's the talent the people
Speaker 1: with says he's kind.
Speaker 2: Hillary gets some kind of crass.
Speaker 1: Producer Claire runs the show super plaint nerd always in
Speaker 1: the note, we guarantee to make you laugh. Plus sure
Speaker 1: we're late uncle, you see belts and don't be late.
Speaker 2: Here we go, get ready our oh go, oh go.
Speaker 3: I love having a producer because we get to be produced.
Speaker 2: She whips you into shape.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Thanks she never she never has to.
Speaker 4: Get on me.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah not yet, or.
Speaker 5: She's maybe too afraid to so far, Well after what
Speaker 5: I have to say, she might be afraid anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you
Speaker 3: for watching live on Facebook. Thank you for watching live
Speaker 3: on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank.
Speaker 3: You on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Have you taken your porno class on TikTok yet? The
Speaker 2: dirty stuff you're not allowed to talk about?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Hold on, remember we got you got us kicktok TikTok.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't need my TikTok class. Oh boy, I
Speaker 3: know I have to take some etiquette class to get
Speaker 3: us back on TikTok.
Speaker 2: She failed her charm school TikTok class.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Lauracane after Dark. I'm Lauracane. This is Eric
Speaker 3: River right, producer, Claire. What's up? How are you? How
Speaker 3: was your weekend?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: Chill? I needed chill? You did you are a sleeper?
Speaker 3: You're a sleeper.
Speaker 2: I knew my sneep.
Speaker 3: Did you do a lot of that?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, good, good, good good? It was it? No, it
Speaker 3: was nice weather. It wasn't sleepy weather. No, it wasn't
Speaker 3: all weather sleepy weather. When you're a Claire, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter a funny oh cloudy Okay, your foot
Speaker 2: doesn't look like a Fred Flintstone foot anymore. That's looking good.
Speaker 3: It is, it's looking better. Doesn't look like a big
Speaker 3: baby foot.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't look like a like you pedal your
Speaker 2: car with your feet.
Speaker 3: You should post feet and show everybody post.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should do that on You should do that
Speaker 2: on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3: But you should be like, oh, it's just to update you. You
Speaker 3: should be like, cute enough. They're not cute enough.
Speaker 2: No, you should be like hel you horny guys, I'm
Speaker 2: retaining salt and look at how puffy my feet are.
Speaker 2: You would make a million of that because I'm boiling
Speaker 2: hot and le let me I better like adjust. Oh god,
Speaker 2: my alien boobs.
Speaker 3: Do you know those alien boob things that cover your nips? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have those ones.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you'll be going to a lot
Speaker 2: of charm school classes.
Speaker 3: All right. The title of this podcast is the Tofu
Speaker 3: from Hell. Oh boy, let's get that out of the
Speaker 3: way before, because we have a lot.
Speaker 2: We have a lot. We have a special guest that
Speaker 2: I'm going to be calling. Okay with that, and let
Speaker 2: me just say this, Laura Kane, be very afraid, be
Speaker 2: very afraid.
Speaker 3: This might not be the night for that. Well, it's happening.
Speaker 2: It's stuff upper lip.
Speaker 3: I have something to show you. I have something to
Speaker 3: open in front of y'all because it's from our favorite place, Timu.
Speaker 3: And we'll see what I ordered. It's always mysterious. I
Speaker 3: never really remember what it is.
Speaker 2: I can't blame you for being on ambient and shopping.
Speaker 3: Like sing not ambient. I wish I know I'm not
Speaker 3: on ambient.
Speaker 2: I know that's why I said, I wish I could
Speaker 2: blame you for that.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I can't blame anything.
Speaker 2: No, that's the scary thing.
Speaker 3: I can't blame a dang thing that is for scary,
Speaker 3: just procrastinating and scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. But anyway, okay, so
Speaker 3: here's the story. I am not feeling good today at all.
Speaker 3: I feel really kind of h I feel well enough
Speaker 3: to be with you, guys. It's nothing that will spread,
Speaker 3: it's not going ages.
Speaker 2: Would boot grab help you try?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Does it do anything for you?
Speaker 3: And it made me feel a little bit better a
Speaker 3: little bit. Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 3: On Saturday night, I went to work and I did
Speaker 3: some stuff and then I came back and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm really hungry. I'm going to stop for some ramen
Speaker 3: mm hmmm, because that sounds really good. And so there's
Speaker 3: this place that opened up close. But I'm not going
Speaker 3: to give a name because I don't I'm not going
Speaker 3: to be that person. And I actually don't remember the name.
Speaker 3: But it's new in my area, okay, And I ordered
Speaker 3: vegan tofu ramen doesn't have the egg in it. It's
Speaker 3: like me so based and it has tofu and vegetables
Speaker 3: and noodles. I mean delicious, right, your go to I know, right.
Speaker 3: So I was really tired and I was on the
Speaker 3: couch and the dogs oftentimes will beg me for a
Speaker 3: little piece of whatever I'm eating, and I thought, tofu dogs,
Speaker 3: Oh no, not a big deal, that's healthy.
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh.
Speaker 3: I think our well, one of my devices just died.
Speaker 3: The Instagram Live just died.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: What should we do? We should put up We can't
Speaker 3: put up.
Speaker 2: Your phone, no, because I have to use it. Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: I'll see if I can get it back anyway. Dang it,
Speaker 3: let me see, like it's dead.
Speaker 2: But well, once it gets the charge to it, it should
Speaker 2: go on, right.
Speaker 3: I mean, we try again a couple of minutes. Whatever
Speaker 3: I get home, I said it all up. My roommate
Speaker 3: Marie is sitting here the couch. She's working on and
Speaker 3: painting for her mother. It's really beautiful. And together we
Speaker 3: watch the show The Handmaid's Tale. We love it. We're
Speaker 3: in season six and that's our thing. So I sit
Speaker 3: over on that couch, lay out my food, start eating it,
Speaker 3: and I gave Elvis a piece of the tofu. Maybe two.
Speaker 3: I eat like they came in, like the slices. So
Speaker 3: I had maybe one or two and some of the
Speaker 3: noodles and a little bit of the broth, and then
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know it was It tasted okay, but
Speaker 3: I'm just like, I'm i'll finish this later. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna lay down for a little bit and watch the show.
Speaker 3: So I'm laying down, and minute by minute, I start
Speaker 3: feeling more and more nauseous and awful, like terrible, and
Speaker 3: you know, like I had the thing where I was
Speaker 3: swallowing my own salide oh god, oh, because you know
Speaker 3: that's right when you puke, uh huh, and you know me,
Speaker 3: I won't puke. I will do and it doesn't make
Speaker 3: any sense because you feel better after, right usually, But no,
Speaker 3: I refuse you because I'm terrified of it, terrified of
Speaker 3: doing it, seeing it, talking about it.
Speaker 2: Anything she does, I hope I've Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So I sat there and suffered. I was suffering, but
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything to anybody, and I just was
Speaker 3: kind of la I was trying to watch this TV,
Speaker 3: but I was a little bit dizzy electrolyte. All of
Speaker 3: a sudden, it's not something awful, Oh, no, oh no.
Speaker 3: And Elvis comes walking by the couch, scraping his butt
Speaker 3: on the floor and then standing up and then sitting
Speaker 3: back down, and then scraping his butt on the floor,
Speaker 3: then sitting up and not knowing what to do.
Speaker 2: Well, I look over.
Speaker 3: His entire backside is brown and his usually his backside
Speaker 3: is white. Well, he over near Marie's bathroom. Here downstairs
Speaker 3: was a giant pile, and then came the runs the line,
Speaker 3: the drip drops, drip drops, drip drops all the way
Speaker 3: to the door. Now, poor Elvin.
Speaker 6: Poor he.
Speaker 3: I think he was trying to contain it because he
Speaker 3: didn't go upstairs, which I was thankful for because we
Speaker 3: have carpet up there.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he.
Speaker 3: Didn't really know what to do. So and I am like, again,
Speaker 3: miss close to puking because I obviously whatever we both
Speaker 3: ate was wrong, very wrong. I don't know how you
Speaker 3: can screw up tofu and me, so I don't. But
Speaker 3: oh my gosh. So I come over and start cleaning
Speaker 3: up this, and I am like going like this, and
Speaker 3: I'm rocking back and forth, and I'm like, I can't
Speaker 3: do this, I can I can't do this. I can't
Speaker 3: do this. So I scream up to Antonio, who's upstairs,
Speaker 3: who's in my room by the way, because remember I
Speaker 3: have we have a guest for a month. So I'm
Speaker 3: screaming his name. Nothing. He's asleep. It's like nine o'clock
Speaker 3: at night. So I go up the stairs and I
Speaker 3: just yelled at him. I'm like, can't I'm yelling every
Speaker 3: curse word there imaginable.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm like, I need your help right now.
Speaker 3: I was screaming. I was an absolute animal. I was
Speaker 3: an animal.
Speaker 2: Oh so, are you going to get him a bread
Speaker 2: basket or something?
Speaker 3: I did buy him. I bought him something to do. So,
Speaker 3: just so you know, it didn't stop there. God, I said,
Speaker 3: I need help. I need your help so much. Please
Speaker 3: please help me with Elvis. Well, he can't hold Elvis
Speaker 3: because nobody can pick up Elvis but me, because Elvis
Speaker 3: will bite. So I'm like, okay, I'm starting to cry
Speaker 3: at this point because I'm just beyond it. Just put
Speaker 3: him in the shower. So I stick him in the
Speaker 3: shower and then I lay down on the floor upstairs
Speaker 3: next to the shower, and I'm trying not to puke myself. Anyway.
Speaker 3: He reaches I mean he's panicking too, because he doesn't
Speaker 3: know what he needs. Just woke up, so I can't
Speaker 3: blame him. But he reaches over for my really expensive,
Speaker 3: really good conditioner, takes a big giant pile of it
Speaker 3: and starts wiping his butt with it, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: here's that. Oh my god, it's and so I growbed
Speaker 3: the soap. I go threw it at him. He's cleaning
Speaker 3: the dogs, but I'm barely like living at this point.
Speaker 3: Poor Marie is just watching this all go down.
Speaker 2: Is she online looking for another place to look?
Speaker 3: Well, here's what I did, which caused me to freak
Speaker 3: out even more. I as I cleaned up the big pile,
Speaker 3: like I'm feeling kind of nause just talking about this
Speaker 3: right now myself with paper towels, and Marie's bathroom's right there, right,
Speaker 3: so I'm just like, I'm not going to throw this
Speaker 3: in the trash. I threw it in the toilet, which
Speaker 3: because I put too much paper in it.
Speaker 2: Well you're never supposed to put I know.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't go there, because this is exactly what harveyar did.
Speaker 3: This is I mean, Antonio, this is the mistake he made.
Speaker 3: So I said, you please, please help me toilet. I
Speaker 3: threw it and there didn't know what to do, and
Speaker 3: he goes, you put it in a bag, and and
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're an asshole. You are such an where we.
Speaker 2: Should have had a tub of popcorn and been sitting
Speaker 2: on that country. Well, I don't know, the smells might
Speaker 2: have soured like a live.
Speaker 5: Stream and the all clear night the next time this happens.
Speaker 3: Oh my, I was out of my mind. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: I was sick as can be, trying not to throw up,
Speaker 3: and mad at this point, like at the incompetence and
Speaker 3: also being yelled at even though I know better. I
Speaker 3: know better when I was not in my right mind.
Speaker 3: So oh, he shot me the dirtiest look, so that
Speaker 3: maybe even more men. So I start saying.
Speaker 2: All sorts of stuff to him.
Speaker 3: Oh no, mean stuff like you didn't even put on
Speaker 3: clothes when your son came here tonight to see you
Speaker 3: for Father's Day. Oh boy, Like I was a monster,
Speaker 3: A complete and total monster.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm starting to rethink together when we're old. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm not like this because if I soil myself, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 3: This turned me. I was completely I was sick in
Speaker 3: the mind, body sold everything that damn crap I ate.
Speaker 3: The dog was sick. He was on the floor sprawled
Speaker 3: out after his shower, which she was sopping wet, and
Speaker 3: everything was wet.
Speaker 2: That's a whole another thing. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So Antonio goes, fine, I'll sleep on that couch. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I'll sleep on the god sleep on my car. I'm like,
Speaker 3: shut up, go back to bed. I don't even want
Speaker 3: to see her face.
Speaker 2: But I know.
Speaker 3: Here's poor Marie.
Speaker 2: I think Claire's getting a case of hives right now,
Speaker 2: I really do. I think she's starting to break out.
Speaker 3: We should go. If Marie comes through the door, which
Speaker 3: I don't even know she's gonna come home again. I
Speaker 3: really don't, because the next day she didn't. She well,
Speaker 3: she has somebody that she's seeing, so she I think
Speaker 3: she was at that person sause.
Speaker 2: But she was probably at a motel.
Speaker 3: I really want to see her apology in her car, like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, no, she was just she was quietly,
Speaker 3: She's not saying a word, just painting and watching this
Speaker 3: all and go down. And so anyway, I laid there
Speaker 3: on the couch and then all day yesterday I was
Speaker 3: just so miserable. Oh it wasn't as bad as that night,
Speaker 3: because what I went outside to dry off Elvis because
Speaker 3: he had to shake off all the whatever.
Speaker 2: Half the neighborhood in your fright yard, going like, what's
Speaker 2: going on in there? Oh?
Speaker 3: But obviously whatever we both ate was started to come
Speaker 3: through me.
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh no, Marie.
Speaker 3: Sitting here where we sat on the podcast, and that's
Speaker 3: far from the door, right, I barked so louded viciously.
Speaker 3: I mean it was at I had no control over
Speaker 3: my body goes, oh, poor Elvis. Was that Elvis I
Speaker 3: could go as me And she's like, Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Whichever way you have to evacuate, you need to get
Speaker 3: rid of it. I was like, that's so cute. You
Speaker 3: called it evacuate, Thank God. So not only that, I
Speaker 3: far in front of my roommate loudly and.
Speaker 2: Horribly, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then all day yesterday I was just like a
Speaker 3: blob on the couch, like so feeling gross. Better restaurant, No,
Speaker 3: I don't remember the name. And I didn't get in
Speaker 3: the car yesterday because I didn't want to drive anywhere.
Speaker 3: So I I mean, I'm sure I could figure it
Speaker 3: out online. But I I'm not gonna shout them out.
Speaker 3: Shit happens, you know. Uh, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 3: gonna pull on Eric Rimmer and like go online and
Speaker 3: do a yell, massive yell thing.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Let me just tell you, but let me finish the story.
Speaker 5: Oh you go, because I got something for you today.
Speaker 3: I want to work, which is I felt much better.
Speaker 3: I didn't eat anything for breakfast because I just wasn't.
Speaker 3: So all I've had today is I had Oh, I
Speaker 3: had some crackers and this half of a protein drink.
Speaker 3: So I'm a little bit like shaky and weird, but
Speaker 3: I feel better. I'm better. It's it's out of me.
Speaker 3: How it went out the back end.
Speaker 2: Just you're curious, not out the front.
Speaker 3: End, because remember I don't do that.
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm I'm waiting for that.
Speaker 3: It would have been better, It would have been better,
Speaker 3: but I didn't do it.
Speaker 2: Boy oh boy.
Speaker 3: So that's the story. Oh. So today I had to
Speaker 3: go buy some food for the babies, and I saw
Speaker 3: this really cute shirt and on it it said dog
Speaker 3: dad And he's really attached to the black dog, and
Speaker 3: so I bought him a shirt, and I went up
Speaker 3: there and I said, I'm sorry. I really am sorry.
Speaker 3: I meant I meant it when I called you an
Speaker 3: asshole one time, but only one time. I didn't mean
Speaker 3: the rest of it. And I really really apologize. I'm
Speaker 3: I was out of my out of control.
Speaker 2: And did he did he wipe his butt with the
Speaker 2: shirt and throw it back at you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, No, he's very nice. Okay, he said I'm
Speaker 3: sorry too. Oh. Well, thanks, Okay, great, everything's fine. There's
Speaker 3: peace in the house for the most part.
Speaker 2: Thank goodness. Okay, order any tofu from a random.
Speaker 3: Well, there's so many good Roman places. I love Ramen.
Speaker 3: I'm not right.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to Silver Lake? Ramen in Fashion Valley?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Hero? Norri Hero Noriri in Hill? Christ is really really
Speaker 3: good to this other one?
Speaker 2: Avoid avoid mystery plays like the plague.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So that was my super fun Saturday night and weekend.
Speaker 3: Before we get into you have various.
Speaker 2: Things, I have various things, But we have to call
Speaker 2: this person first, okay, because she has a life and well.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I open Should I wait to open up
Speaker 3: my mystery package? Yes, okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 2: But So on Thursday, when I was with my bestie Karen,
Speaker 2: we were trying to call Laura and Laura was not
Speaker 2: picking up. So Karen was here and I got to
Speaker 2: see her. And then Saturday night I went out with
Speaker 2: Julie and Bonnie, who were both here.
Speaker 3: Who are they?
Speaker 2: They are two very dear friends that I used to
Speaker 2: work with. And so we're gonna call Julie because you're
Speaker 2: your days are numbered Kine. Oh yeah, I know, but
Speaker 2: it's it's appropriate. We know. Hello, Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 2: How are you good?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Doesn't Julie sound sexy? She's very hot.
Speaker 3: By the way, Julie, you sound a little Marla ish.
Speaker 2: Well, she knows Marla through me.
Speaker 3: I'm much nicer than Marla. She does sound similar to Marla.
Speaker 3: She yes, like you're the the just the tone of
Speaker 3: your voice. Yes, So who are you? And are you
Speaker 3: are you about to tell me that somebody's climbing the ladder?
Speaker 2: Or well to people have climbed the ladder?
Speaker 3: So do you know about this ladder?
Speaker 2: Yes, so Julie, Julian and Bonnie know. So the ladder is.
Speaker 2: Marla is the Queen Bee. She I've known.
Speaker 3: Since besting number one and that's acceptable me.
Speaker 2: Laura clawed her way to second space.
Speaker 3: I'm number two and.
Speaker 2: Then Karen was number three. But I say that everybody
Speaker 2: is on the number one prong, which is bs to me,
Speaker 2: which Laura doesn't like. But now Bonnie and Julie have
Speaker 2: started climbing over bodies and they are on the ladder.
Speaker 3: We're just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are, so they after one, No, we're all
Speaker 2: going to idlewild. It really does. But the funniest part was,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to show you this on the air,
Speaker 2: I took a selfie of Julian, Bonnie and I. We
Speaker 2: went to Barbarella in Lahoya, which is fantastic. Oh it's
Speaker 2: so good. So we sent it to Marla because Marla
Speaker 2: couldn't make it, and she says, oh, have a seat.
Speaker 2: So so anyway, we had a great time. Julie gets
Speaker 2: up to go to the bathroom and she comes back
Speaker 2: and she's got her camera and she takes a picture
Speaker 2: of Bonnie and I. Now, this is the story of
Speaker 2: my life. So I came from work, picked them up.
Speaker 2: We went to the restaurant and Julie takes a picture. Now,
Speaker 2: so this is this is the picture that I took.
Speaker 3: Wow, So beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Julian Bonnie, are I look like a grandfather
Speaker 2: taking his hot sexy granddaughters out for like a old
Speaker 2: So then Julie texts this picture, and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck happened? So there's Bonnie who looks like a hot,
Speaker 2: sexy blow up doll, and then famous yeah, and then
Speaker 2: there's me, who.
Speaker 3: You're wearing an SMOs like outfit.
Speaker 2: I look like I'm wearing bedroom slippers and a robe.
Speaker 2: I don't it didn't look that hideous when I left
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 3: It's all sweater.
Speaker 2: But then so I go, I look like I'm a
Speaker 2: lesbian who lives.
Speaker 4: In you know, Seattle or like Washington or or or
Speaker 4: I don't know where wherever you where is it the
Speaker 4: place that it's Alaska?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I look like I built my own house and
Speaker 2: you need to throw that away. And mind you, this
Speaker 2: comes up to the waist, so I'd like to know
Speaker 2: how it's to my knees right there, and how I
Speaker 2: have no shape in the back and no neck, no neck.
Speaker 2: And I showed this to a mutual friend and I said,
Speaker 2: what do you think of this picture? He goes, well,
Speaker 2: Bunny and Julie look hot. You look like a lesbian,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, that story of my life, Like
Speaker 2: it's not let me tell you, it's not the first
Speaker 2: time I've been told that I look like a lesbian
Speaker 2: with a hormone problem, apparently with my full white beard.
Speaker 3: Julie, Julie, Yes, yes, Are you okay with being number
Speaker 3: five on the ladder right now? Number five? Yeah, I'm okay?
Speaker 3: Or don't want to be number four? And then Bonnie's five.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we can do that, okay. Yeah, for now,
Speaker 3: I'll set it for now here and then we'll meet
Speaker 3: and then we'll discuss our post on the ladder. I
Speaker 3: am not leaving number two. And we got to watch
Speaker 3: out for Karen because she is parents. Karen is moving
Speaker 3: up the ladder quickly and viciously, so he's not as
Speaker 3: good as a photographer as I am. I mean, that
Speaker 3: picture brought me laughter until like I couldn't stop looking
Speaker 3: at it. Please print it out and frame it or
Speaker 3: something so you don't ever ever lose it. If you
Speaker 3: lose your phone, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was horrified. The rest of the evening. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm ever going to eat again, and
Speaker 2: I'm going to throw out everything in my closet and
Speaker 2: buy clothes that are ten times too small for me.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, No, I just wanted to let you know
Speaker 2: that you're on the nights with Julia Bonnie well because
Speaker 2: all right, well we'll have to meet soon.
Speaker 3: Yes, I actually would appreciate that and would enjoy that
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 2: Just they're a freaking riot.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, you guys are beautiful, and I'm
Speaker 3: sure you're all out of fun. Thank you. Okay, you
Speaker 3: ain't getting anywhere near number two. But that's okay, that's okay,
Speaker 3: it's totally fine, totally fine. We could still all get along.
Speaker 3: My nickname is s del so we'll see. Thank you
Speaker 3: for being part of the podcast. Love you, Okay, Marie?
Speaker 2: All right, Marie, will you come over here?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm super ugly right now, but we
Speaker 3: need to talk about Saturday night. Can we just put
Speaker 3: Marie on Mike? And yeah, you want to just be
Speaker 3: on Mike?
Speaker 2: Okay, Marie chose.
Speaker 3: To block it out now, I want to know we'll talk, Okay,
Speaker 3: so wait wait for Marie.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I told them the whole entire story, the Elvis,
Speaker 3: the me, the yelling, the clogging of the toilet, the sickness,
Speaker 3: the fighting, and you just sitting here with your little project. Wait,
Speaker 3: I can't hear there we go, there, we go. Okay,
Speaker 3: So Murrie, Hi, everybody, Hi, I really really I won't
Speaker 3: to apologize for Saturday night.
Speaker 6: No, you know what, I'm gonna be honest. I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: thank you for showing me that it's okay to have
Speaker 6: a mental breakdown and in life, my go on, like
Speaker 6: I knew you were okay, but you were not okay
Speaker 6: that night, and I was totally fine, and that's.
Speaker 3: Really okay, okay because she weren't here the next night,
Speaker 3: and it freaked me out a little bit because I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I scared her, Like, oh.
Speaker 6: No, no, I think it's very very human thing to say,
Speaker 6: and uh, it would be very mean of me to
Speaker 6: judge you for that.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 6: So as Laura, I don't know, did you tell them already?
Speaker 6: You tell them I am painting peacefully. And at that
Speaker 6: point we just see that I was gonna say, Eric
Speaker 6: Elvis is kind of dirty. So she's trying not right,
Speaker 6: and so she's trying to grab him or chake on him,
Speaker 6: and we understand that he got sick and pooped and
Speaker 6: all that, and so now she decides to just take
Speaker 6: him and clean it and all.
Speaker 2: She bends down.
Speaker 3: I'm not looking at here at part, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: porting what was that him? And she's like, no, that
Speaker 3: was me. And then I got You're okay. She's like now,
Speaker 3: and then it's the word evacuate. Well you got evacuate something?
Speaker 3: Did I say that?
Speaker 6: Oh? No, yeah, because you were. You were getting worried
Speaker 6: and all that, and I said, I think you will
Speaker 6: feel better because he.
Speaker 3: Looked better after. You'll feel better once you evacuate.
Speaker 6: However, yeah, I was thinking through up to like everything
Speaker 6: is possible.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just sorry that you had to hear me
Speaker 3: and Antonio fight because that wasn't okay. I want to
Speaker 3: apologize to him right now. I bought him a present.
Speaker 3: I probably would want you a present for Uh. I'm
Speaker 3: just for putting up with that. Oh no, it's okay.
Speaker 3: I did really didn't judge.
Speaker 2: You for that. I'm gonna say that, did.
Speaker 3: You agree with me? I agree with you about.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna sayri Chanel Bag, Well, you bro.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not gonna clean everybody's dirty laundry there,
Speaker 6: but you did push the things a little bit like
Speaker 6: out of something. Oh, I totally And I was like,
Speaker 6: I thought that maybe there was something behind that I
Speaker 6: wasn't aware of.
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe they something happened in.
Speaker 6: The afternoon between the two of them, because you brought
Speaker 6: up like family stuff.
Speaker 3: Whoa, it's oh no, it was just me feeling so
Speaker 3: sick and.
Speaker 6: You needed and I totally get it you needed or
Speaker 6: would have appreciated some like em patty and understand ending
Speaker 6: and being like.
Speaker 3: And then I clogged a toilet and that was a
Speaker 3: huge thing. And that threw me off the edge because
Speaker 3: he gave me daggers. He just looked at me like
Speaker 3: I was the worst person on the for Marie, Marie,
Speaker 3: I'm getting older.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I think you and I should consider living
Speaker 2: together in our Willie Wankabad to watch TV because I
Speaker 2: I think if I even farted in the wrong direction,
Speaker 2: Laura would let me have it.
Speaker 3: Oh really, normally I'm very pleasant to live with. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: yes you are. I mean, oh that's got bring it,
Speaker 3: bring it, bring it, bring it. Where do I start?
Speaker 2: And I'm getting.
Speaker 3: This is really easy to live with.
Speaker 6: She just sleeps like falls asleep randomly and like you
Speaker 6: need to be okay with that and be okid to
Speaker 6: find her in spaces and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you always know Meri, because she'll get the
Speaker 2: all eyes for they.
Speaker 6: The number of times and I tell her all the time,
Speaker 6: the number of times were I go down just to
Speaker 6: live my life. And as I come, she's sleeping on
Speaker 6: the couch, her phone under her ear with her alarms
Speaker 6: going on, like whoa, and I'm just looking at her.
Speaker 6: Should wake her up, I know, And then I go, Laura,
Speaker 6: and you know how like moms sometimes when you wake them.
Speaker 3: Up, like it's like they wake up from the dead
Speaker 3: freak out. She's like, what's on fire?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yeah I do.
Speaker 2: That is amazing present.
Speaker 3: And I apologize for that. It's really okay.
Speaker 6: I wasn't a mad or or traumatized about that.
Speaker 3: I've seen it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm I'm traumatized just hearing about it. And so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that Marie needs a chanel bag. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you heard me before, but.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, maybe she was. I'm also realistic about her budget,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, she knows, she knows it'll be it'll
Speaker 3: be fake, and she doesn't like fake things. Oh and
Speaker 3: that's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6: No, I do not expect anything. And whatever little district
Speaker 6: you had or a little gift.
Speaker 3: Like, I appreciate it. Okay, thank you, Marie. Do you
Speaker 3: guys have a good night?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Good go oh my god?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So should we get should we open it?
Speaker 3: Should I open up my mystery?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Or do you want should we go to double D?
Speaker 2: Or do you need I have a few I do.
Speaker 2: I need Claaria's help. I'll get Claire's help while I'm
Speaker 2: telling this story, okay, because it kind of goes in
Speaker 2: line with yours. So Claire, I daddy needed some nasal spray,
Speaker 2: and so I got at. I got Suita fed nasal spray,
Speaker 2: which it took me hours to figure out how to
Speaker 2: get the cap off. So you have to squeeze it
Speaker 2: and then twist it. But now I don't know how
Speaker 2: to get the spray out.
Speaker 3: There you are, I don't know how to get you
Speaker 3: can't figure is child? Have you googled it?
Speaker 2: I haven't. I don't understand the Google. It just says
Speaker 2: you're supposed to push and twist like this. You hold
Speaker 2: it and then twist, but the spray doesn't come out okay, okay,
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 3: Want I'll take it to my I'll take it over here.
Speaker 2: Okay, see what she can do? Right, because doctor Claire,
Speaker 2: who knows everything.
Speaker 3: You go to YouTube University. That's what I do.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't they have they will?
Speaker 3: They have everything?
Speaker 2: Ever, I didn't think about that. So okay. So, uh,
Speaker 2: Saturday night, I come home from work and I walk
Speaker 2: in the door.
Speaker 3: Shut up, and she'd get it?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 3: Do you want to see me? Score?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How do you? How do you do it?
Speaker 3: You just pushed down.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was squeezing the bottle.
Speaker 3: You have to hold on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was going to return it because
Speaker 2: I was like, it doesn't work.
Speaker 3: I want to know how long you messed with.
Speaker 2: This, Oh, for hours, squeezing it, twisting that stupid here. God,
Speaker 2: I thought that was just to take the lid off.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even talk to me. I
Speaker 2: don't even know. I'm so embarrassed that was on. Yes,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, Jesus, Okay, I'm just
Speaker 2: going to go home. Continue. So I come home and
Speaker 2: I opened my front door and I'm all, like, I
Speaker 2: thought I was gonna vomit. The smell that was in
Speaker 2: my home. It smelled like somebody overturned a porta potty
Speaker 2: that had been sitting out in the boiling sun for
Speaker 2: like a month. It I am not kidding you. It
Speaker 2: reaked and very rarely do what I even think about vomiting,
Speaker 2: but I was like dry heaving. I'm all, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So I turned because I'm like, where is that coming from?
Speaker 2: I look and both sides of my kitchen sink. I
Speaker 2: have a huge kitchen island. You've seen it. It's enormous,
Speaker 2: and both sides of my sink are overflowing black, oily
Speaker 2: stinky water. And I'm all, oh no, So I'm kicking
Speaker 2: the rug, I'm pulling like the dishes. Well, I didn't
Speaker 2: know at the time. It's I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is like full of poop. I didn't know it
Speaker 2: smelled terrible. So I'm I call my maintenance supervisor and
Speaker 2: I'm all, hey, both my and he's off at this point,
Speaker 2: like he's gone.
Speaker 3: From where somebody on call.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So I call him and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: both sides of my kitchen sink are like overflowing with
Speaker 2: like black stinky water. And he's like, okay, So and
Speaker 2: you know, you can't shut your water off because it's
Speaker 2: coming from somewhere else. So it'say, they're coming from the
Speaker 2: unit below me or above me, so shutting the water
Speaker 2: off is pointless. So he goes, all right, get a
Speaker 2: bucket and start just scooping the water out and dumping
Speaker 2: it into your toilet. And I'm like, right, So I
Speaker 2: hang up the phone, and I'm running around my apartment
Speaker 2: screaming at no one because I'm there by myself. I'm all,
Speaker 2: where's the bucket, bucket, where's the bucket, Where's the bucket?
Speaker 2: And then I stop it. I'm all, I don't have
Speaker 2: a bucket. I was like, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I don't have a bucket in this house. So I
Speaker 2: suddenly realize that I have under my kitchen sink a
Speaker 2: small plastic pitcher that I used to water the plants
Speaker 2: on my balcony. So I grab it and I start
Speaker 2: doing it. I might have well used a shot glass,
Speaker 2: because number one, I could only get like a certain
Speaker 2: amount into it, And of course I stick it in
Speaker 2: and it starts spilling over the other side, and so
Speaker 2: I'm all, oh my god. So I'm running back and
Speaker 2: forth with this, but it's dripping water. So there's water
Speaker 2: everywhere in my house. So I'm scar. He's like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna send over one of the texts. So I'm literally like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, fifteen minutes have gone by, no one's
Speaker 2: come yet, and I'm like, oh no, So, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I get it down.
Speaker 2: I get it halfway down, and every time I even
Speaker 2: get near the sink, I start to gag. And I
Speaker 2: get it about halfway down on both sides, and it
Speaker 2: starts to bubble up. It starts to bubble, it starts
Speaker 2: to come up again, and I'm all yeah. So all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, I hear a knock at the door
Speaker 2: and I'm oh, come in, like you know, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, there's water everywhere. I've got towels down on
Speaker 2: the floor. I've got paper towels everywhere. I'm fallen into
Speaker 2: the sink. So now they're soaking, wet and stinky. So
Speaker 2: he comes in and he uses the shop back and
Speaker 2: he just sticks it in there and he like sucks
Speaker 2: all the water out. So then he goes, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: the shop back's full. I've got to go down and
Speaker 2: empty it. So he leaves, and now my toilet looks
Speaker 2: like a murder scene because it's just black water and
Speaker 2: spray everywhere. So all of a sudden, I run back
Speaker 2: out to the kitchen and it's all coming up again,
Speaker 2: and I'm all, no, does he know at.
Speaker 3: This point at all what's going on?
Speaker 2: No? So he comes back up and he's like, oh no,
Speaker 2: So he does it again. He goes. We called the
Speaker 2: plumber there on their way. The plumber was at my
Speaker 2: house until like nine o'clock, like it was a shit show.
Speaker 2: And my house reeked for like two days. Like when
Speaker 2: they drained all that water out of my sink, it was,
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you, a hundred times worse. It was
Speaker 2: like I stuck my nose in a big pile of poo.
Speaker 2: It was so gross.
Speaker 3: Where did it from?
Speaker 2: The unit below me? And something backed up and I
Speaker 2: was like, is there bacteria in it? Because I was like, no,
Speaker 2: it wasn't.
Speaker 3: What was it black?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it wasn't sewage, It wasn't what
Speaker 2: was it tar? I don't know what it was, but
Speaker 2: it was oily. It was gross. It was so gross.
Speaker 3: So then that was your Saturday night.
Speaker 2: That was my Saturday night. You and I have very similar.
Speaker 2: We had very similar Saturday nights. So then on Thursday,
Speaker 2: I was editing my photos for my website. It's about
Speaker 2: seven o'clock. I've got everything ready to download. Poof all,
Speaker 2: my internet goes out. My phone goes out, my internet
Speaker 2: goes out, and I'm all my laptop goes out that
Speaker 2: I was working on out. I'm like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: oh my god. So I look at my receiver and
Speaker 2: it's blinking red and I'm like, oh no. So I
Speaker 2: try to reset it. It won't reset. So I call
Speaker 2: and another person that probably won't advertise with us now.
Speaker 2: So I'm making friends at all the companies. So I
Speaker 2: call AT and T and I get I get a
Speaker 2: recording that says there's because you put in your zip code,
Speaker 2: and then they're like, oh, there's a outage in your area.
Speaker 2: The the I guess the destination is restricted. So the
Speaker 2: texts are having a hard time getting out there. This
Speaker 2: is all like an AI voicemail. Internet should be restored
Speaker 2: by one pm Thursday, and I'm all, oh my god,
Speaker 2: So what am I? So I'm watching my boss's adorable
Speaker 2: little dog, Winston, and so I look at Winston and
Speaker 2: I'm like well, so we climb into bed and we're
Speaker 2: watching DVD's old school like on the Blu ray player.
Speaker 2: So he's all curled up next to me. I wake up,
Speaker 2: leave the house a Thursday to see Karen and everything.
Speaker 2: I come back and I'm like, okay, it's got to
Speaker 2: be working by now. Still out, so I'm like okay.
Speaker 2: So I call AT and T back It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's taken much longer because of the restriction. It'll be
Speaker 2: back on Friday by one, and I'm like, great, Now
Speaker 2: I've lost two days of work. So Friday comes around
Speaker 2: and I get a text message saying it's not going
Speaker 2: to be on till five. And so I had people
Speaker 2: coming over to watch a movie. So I was like, is.
Speaker 3: That when you got on the phone with the customers.
Speaker 2: No, it was today, so we go, here we go.
Speaker 2: I was like, hair Buddy movie, I might be off
Speaker 2: hold tight. We wound up having it because it turned
Speaker 2: on around like between five and six. So today I
Speaker 2: get an email from AT and T that says we're
Speaker 2: so sorry about the inconvenience of not having your internet,
Speaker 2: and mind you, I couldn't do anything on my phone
Speaker 2: even with my even when I did roaming or not roaming,
Speaker 2: but Cellular I couldn't. I couldn't If I texted somebody
Speaker 2: most of the time, it would come back as non deliverable.
Speaker 2: And I couldn't send any photos or anything. And I
Speaker 2: couldn't do my work on my phone because you need
Speaker 2: to have it on your laptop otherwise the configuration gets
Speaker 2: all weird.
Speaker 3: So I had gone to a college shop.
Speaker 2: No, because it was too much to move. So because
Speaker 2: I had all the books open, I had my laptop,
Speaker 2: I had everything. So I call. I get an email
Speaker 2: yesterday from AT and T saying, hey, we realized what
Speaker 2: an inconvenience this is. We're crediting your account six dollars.
Speaker 2: That's what I said, Claire. I was like, are you
Speaker 2: kidding me?
Speaker 3: Why bother?
Speaker 2: So I was like, that doesn't even buy me a
Speaker 2: Starbucks like day. So I called today, Oh God, here
Speaker 2: we go and I get a lovely representative and I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, my internet was not out for one night,
Speaker 2: it was out for almost three. It was out Wednesday night,
Speaker 2: Thursday night, and most of the day Friday. So I
Speaker 2: had to get this done. I couldn't get it done.
Speaker 2: And I want to know how they figured out how
Speaker 2: I should just be credited six dollars. And she's like, well,
Speaker 2: there's this mathematical thing and they do by your bill
Speaker 2: and whatever. And I'm all, okay, well they're wrong, and
Speaker 2: she goes, well, how much do you want? I said,
Speaker 2: what's fair? I said, six dollars doesn't do anything, so
Speaker 2: she had to escalate it. So all I have to
Speaker 2: say is this, dear listeners and viewers and little family
Speaker 2: members here, if that, if that doesn't ring to Daddy,
Speaker 2: well how much is I don't know yet. They're gonna
Speaker 2: escalate it and determine it. Oh okay, see, and let
Speaker 2: me tell you. If they increase it to seven dollars,
Speaker 2: that's there's going to be another phone call coming down
Speaker 2: the pipe.
Speaker 6: The minimum you would accept.
Speaker 2: I was even going to I was like fifty.
Speaker 3: That seems like I was going to say that's fifty.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, like.
Speaker 3: Thirty, I was in the thirty to fifty range.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just going to say fifty.
Speaker 3: I was in the thirty to fifty range.
Speaker 2: Because like I didn't have access to my phone either,
Speaker 2: Like there was nothing I could do.
Speaker 3: I would just wipe out a month, Like if I
Speaker 3: was a company, and I caused all that trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for that all that time, I'd be like, okay, well
Speaker 3: we'll give you a month.
Speaker 2: Well and then the rep said, you know, She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm oh, sorry about that. This will never happen again.
Speaker 2: I said, well, this is the third time it's happened.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, so please don't tell me is how we're
Speaker 2: going to happen again. So stay tuned on that. Guess
Speaker 2: what came in the mail yes, on Saturday.
Speaker 3: It is something exciting.
Speaker 2: Kind of It was my refund check from Hilton Hotels.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what was the final total for the full
Speaker 3: amount of my stay? Even the night that you you
Speaker 3: got it all called? Yeah, good boy and a long time.
Speaker 2: Karen Fitch texted me and said she contacted I think
Speaker 2: it was her cable provider and they refunded her nine
Speaker 2: hundred and ninety eight dollars. So squeak, we all gets
Speaker 2: the grease. If you have any problems, you contact daddy. Daddy,
Speaker 2: I'll take care of it for you.
Speaker 3: This is a good lesson, This is a good yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can be a little.
Speaker 3: Beyond it.
Speaker 2: By I'm a freaking delight until I get bad service,
Speaker 2: then it's game on.
Speaker 3: Well, no, you are right in that. That's what customer
Speaker 3: services for servicing the customers, whatever their needs. It's just,
Speaker 3: you know, it depends on who you get. Sometimes you
Speaker 3: get somebody who's not so nice, and then that's when
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's when I lose, When Daddy loses. Yeah, now, mommy,
Speaker 2: open your my okay, all my secret, your secret, bag.
Speaker 3: My bag, and then we're gonna get to.
Speaker 2: Dirt, and then we'll do the double d I know,
Speaker 2: we've got to talk about the whole globe a lot tonight.
Speaker 2: I think so shoes, oh in a bag? Oh okay, I've.
Speaker 3: Wanted some slip on shoes. These are cute, not bad,
Speaker 3: not bad. What do you think, Eric, Well, I don't
Speaker 3: you know what? You know what. I'm not taking shoe
Speaker 3: advice from you. These a little slip on fun to
Speaker 3: go to the store, go to the dog food store,
Speaker 3: run around and work.
Speaker 2: I hate backless tennis shoes.
Speaker 3: They're so convenient. What's wrong with them? You don't like
Speaker 3: seeing the person from the back? Oh whatever, I don't
Speaker 3: even care. I excited yeay finn Okay, the music. Let's
Speaker 3: get to the show.
Speaker 2: That was it? You only ordered one item.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's good.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you okay? I know, do you have a fever?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to start out with the people
Speaker 2: that Dine Clive Davis is dead at ninety four in
Speaker 2: New York City.
Speaker 3: I am, I'm sorry that he's gone, but wow, he
Speaker 3: lived ninety four. He was He was instrumental in so
Speaker 3: many artists.
Speaker 2: Yes, he launched the careers of Whitney Houston, Aretha Frank Clinton,
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, Janice Joplin, Barry Manilow, Bruce Springsteen,
Speaker 2: just to name a few. And then James Burrows died
Speaker 2: at eighty five, and he directed Will and Grace. He
Speaker 2: directed Cheers. He was one of the co creators of Cheers.
Speaker 2: He was a huge director, television director in Hollywood, and
Speaker 2: he did some great movies as well. So that's but
Speaker 2: he was eighty five.
Speaker 3: So hey, that's my mom's age. Still too young.
Speaker 2: I know it's still too young, but anyway, continue it
Speaker 2: wasn't anything tragic. Madonna, the Madonna biopic is canceled after
Speaker 2: she and Universal clashed over budget. So she was quoted
Speaker 2: as saying, I've had an extraordinary life and that that
Speaker 2: should defend the extraordinary.
Speaker 3: Budget with her.
Speaker 2: So I was, what do you think, I well, love on.
Speaker 3: It's not gobs of money, yes, but she but it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's universal and people would go see it. I
Speaker 2: mean the Michael Jackson movie made a ton of money,
Speaker 2: so I know people would go and see her anyway.
Speaker 3: All that's sad. Yeah, was that a girl from Julia Garner?
Speaker 2: Yes, was going to play? I think she was? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So this is kind of juicy. Kevin Hart says that
Speaker 2: his ex assistant owes him this is a weird amount
Speaker 2: because after what he's claiming, I would be asking for
Speaker 2: way more than that. He's his ex assistant owes him
Speaker 2: fifty thousand for violating a confidentiality agreement. Misha Shakes, who
Speaker 2: worked for Kevin from twenty seventeen to twenty twenty. She
Speaker 2: did an interview recently with a blogger, Tasha Kay, and
Speaker 2: that's where Heart claims she defamed him. Heart received a
Speaker 2: call from one of Tasha's associates. Now she's an assistant,
Speaker 2: how does she have associates? Like, I'm like what? So
Speaker 2: from one of her associates asking for two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty thousand to not air the interview. Misha claims the
Speaker 2: NDA was not valid since Kevin didn't comply with certain
Speaker 2: terms of the deal. She didn't say what, but that's
Speaker 2: all she's saying, so Heart said via statement, working in
Speaker 2: the entertainment industry, my livelihood depends in part on my
Speaker 2: reputation and the public's perception of me, particularly in light
Speaker 2: of the fact that I am involved in a number
Speaker 2: of family oriented projects. That sounds odd when I read that,
Speaker 2: I'm all doesn't have a lot of no, but so
Speaker 2: I went and listened to the interview because that's what
Speaker 2: I do for all of you. And so she's claiming
Speaker 2: that there is apparently allegedly like a sex tape that
Speaker 2: he filmed. Now he's married with an alleged affair or
Speaker 2: another woman. Ah boy, But it's just odd to say
Speaker 2: I'm involved in these family or oriented projects and the
Speaker 2: public's perception of me. I'm like, that was probably the
Speaker 2: worst thing you could say, well, other than like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I made a mistake. I'm sorry, it just sounds a
Speaker 2: little dude, Stay tuned, Stay tuned.
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Speaker 3: But anyway, thank you for listening to us and being
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Speaker 3: Cute, They're cute, They're really cute.
Speaker 2: I was. I was paying homage to our producer.
Speaker 3: I know, and she actually worked close to me, I know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, love your podcast, Love.
Speaker 3: You, my sweet baby. Bye guys, Bye bye Claire, Bye
Speaker 3: bye Claire.