Speaker 1: M shuttle through that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, listen, if you asked me, Gus Allan,
Speaker 2: our boss, I thought it was a perfect dramatic pause,
Speaker 2: and I never would have thought about that.
Speaker 3: Well done, well done. I'll say thank you, thank you,
Speaker 3: such a handsome guy. What I was going for. Let's
Speaker 3: go for the dramatic. Yes, the dramatics, you know a
Speaker 3: little bit of edginess. If the suck i'd gap in here.
Speaker 3: That drive me nuts when I'm driving down the road.
Speaker 2: If you're thinking, oh my gosh, this the show sounds
Speaker 2: more sexy and even more handsome, it's because our boss,
Speaker 2: Gus Allen is producing today.
Speaker 1: Are you done?
Speaker 4: I kind of liked it. If he wants to go,
Speaker 4: I was enjoying that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: It's a little after eleven o'clock on a Friday. That
Speaker 1: means crusade for children trivia. We had to go to
Speaker 1: the bullpen and pull out Maddie mccaro.
Speaker 2: Maddie mccorkoy went up the hill, Maddie mccorky went up
Speaker 2: to chill. Maddie mccorkyll dated a guy named Phil.
Speaker 1: Were you a little apprehensive of marrying an irishman since
Speaker 1: they're known to be drunks, Scottish scott even worse Scottish,
Speaker 1: you cad, I'm sorry it was Scottish in the same situation.
Speaker 4: It's close. No, I was not concerned. I'm Irish.
Speaker 1: So you know these kids are going to be forgot
Speaker 1: what was your maiden name?
Speaker 4: Well, it's still my legal last name. So surprising that
Speaker 4: you forgot it, the opposite of.
Speaker 5: Queen King, Maddie King. That's where I am my phone.
Speaker 5: We made surprising. I forgot. I forgot what I had
Speaker 5: for breakfast?
Speaker 1: Why is it illegal? You haven't taken Macarkoy not yet?
Speaker 1: Not yet, but I'll do it soon.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Actually I just got a new passport, you know, so
Speaker 4: it's like, oh right now, get there.
Speaker 1: I'm not messing with that.
Speaker 5: My wife did that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm going to fully commit to
Speaker 2: you yet. Routine she ended the old Susan Tyler Witten.
Speaker 1: Do you blame her?
Speaker 5: No, I don't blame her, but I mean, just what
Speaker 5: would you take witting? Anyway? Just be Susan Tyler.
Speaker 4: You know her middle name, right?
Speaker 5: She just did it to her.
Speaker 4: It sounds good. I mean, I think it's got to
Speaker 4: a nice spring to it.
Speaker 1: It's perfect she wasn't going to roll the dice completely
Speaker 1: in case she had to go back in a or two,
Speaker 1: she'd have to read.
Speaker 5: My monogram over luggage and all that business, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so let's do Crusade for Children trivia.
Speaker 1: Maddie is going to join us here for to fill
Speaker 1: in for the brains.
Speaker 5: Gus.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, Gus, Dwight and Maddie share a brain.
Speaker 5: Here you go.
Speaker 2: Hey, I wonder, I wonder who the anchor is. I
Speaker 2: wonder if he's going to drag that begin wrong.
Speaker 1: Anchor usually is the best person. Okay you're saying, is
Speaker 1: anchor around? Their next is yes, the albatross? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: Question one, we're up to three hundred and twenty dollars
Speaker 1: ago three hundred and forty dollars for Crusade for Children
Speaker 1: if you guys get the next eight questions correct out
Speaker 1: of ten. Question one, what kind of man eating monster
Speaker 1: did odessus blind be blinded?
Speaker 5: A cyclops? Sidelo sideclops.
Speaker 1: It sounds right, Maddie. From where do you go to
Speaker 1: high school? Assumption? Assumption, Maddie, from assumption you weren't an
Speaker 1: athlete or a teams are not on the academy in
Speaker 1: English major don't what kind of man eating monster did
Speaker 1: Odessa blind? Dwight's got you want to go with that?
Speaker 1: Sydeclops is your final answer? Gust you concur? Yes, absolutely
Speaker 1: great guest buddy the day, Look at you? All right, Dwight,
Speaker 1: Since you're so smart, let's go again.
Speaker 5: Question two?
Speaker 1: What state is north of Alabama?
Speaker 5: I'm horrible geometry?
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 5: I got the horror.
Speaker 1: What state is north of Alabama?
Speaker 4: Tennessee?
Speaker 5: Nor is your name, Dwight, North is up?
Speaker 1: North is up.
Speaker 5: It's not Tennessee because Tennessee's north of Kentucky.
Speaker 1: We're done here. It is.
Speaker 4: This is why we're done.
Speaker 5: That's why I always say. That's why I was saying.
Speaker 5: That's why. That's why I say I won't drive up
Speaker 5: to nag Well. That's why I want I would say
Speaker 5: I won't drive up to Nashville.
Speaker 1: I hate people to do that. Drive up to Nashville's
Speaker 1: driving down Tonville, Tennessee. I what state is north of Alabama?
Speaker 5: Tennessee? Tennessee? Thank you, north of Greenbaw, Alabama.
Speaker 1: All right, Maddie, since you're the closest to be in school,
Speaker 1: I think Gus might get this too. I don't know, Dwight. Maybe.
Speaker 1: Question number three is one, is Ronald Reagan's middle name Oreenthal? No,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's somebody else. Be sure, pretty sure, pretty sure?
Speaker 4: Like Fredrick, all the names you went with Orenthal?
Speaker 1: What is Ronald Reagan's middle name?
Speaker 5: Following you? Uh, well, Nancy has several bedroom names.
Speaker 1: All right, it is you want to hint?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a hint.
Speaker 1: Uh. In one of Tom Hanks's movies, he's in an
Speaker 1: inanimate object that is a character in the movie.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Wilson.
Speaker 1: Wilson is your final answer, Wilson.
Speaker 5: Show me Wilson.
Speaker 4: He cries, and then the whale saves his life. Good one.
Speaker 1: The big eyeball comes rolling over jamesey.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, man, he even
Speaker 2: made friends with the ball. Yeah yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: Right. Uh, you got a good job, guys, your brains
Speaker 1: got it right. Question far Yes, what did abolitionist? Abolitionist oppose?
Speaker 1: What did they oppose? Slavery?
Speaker 5: Slavery?
Speaker 1: Right? You can get that look off your face now.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm the kid that always I'm a kid always set
Speaker 2: in the back and like when they asked a question,
Speaker 2: I have a shrink behind me, in front of me.
Speaker 5: There's no one shrinking here.
Speaker 1: I was the opposite guy. If I didn't know, I
Speaker 1: went with a got it, I got it, arm up?
Speaker 1: Got it right here, right here? Got it? Got it?
Speaker 5: Hey, wait a minute, teach, I know the answer. The
Speaker 5: answer is your sister.
Speaker 1: Thank you, bad Tony, even Eddie. What is a question five?
Speaker 1: You all are perfect.
Speaker 5: About that well, I have believe or not. I do
Speaker 5: have a couple of flaws.
Speaker 1: But Maddie Maclarko not officially yet, because she's too lazy
Speaker 1: to change her past.
Speaker 5: She's frugal.
Speaker 1: I'm lazy too. In my phone you were Maddie from
Speaker 1: my heart efficient coughs like.
Speaker 5: A hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: I know I'm just being a little lazy.
Speaker 1: Here, Maddie. What is a dried plumb dry dried a fig? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no plum, dried plum old. People eat them?
Speaker 5: And you know what.
Speaker 2: That's where you fought sure the truth, mister eat plums.
Speaker 2: I'll drink meta musical.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool, you get old. You gotta do something something.
Speaker 1: Fish pills. I'll ever fish pills every.
Speaker 5: Every day at five o'clock. I have a metal musical
Speaker 5: in vodka. You know when you get that, it's it's
Speaker 5: orange flavored.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue works. It works, Dwight.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Question six is for you, homie. Okay, homiere, we go.
Speaker 1: What's the last word in the Bible? What's the last
Speaker 1: word in the Bible? Mister I taught Bible study in prisons.
Speaker 2: Wait copyright fift copyright fifteen hundred BC.
Speaker 1: Gutenberg, Gutenberg dot Com.
Speaker 5: At the end, can I guess?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Amen, Oh.
Speaker 4: You're just a sort.
Speaker 5: That's what you sound like to that. Amen, what depends?
Speaker 5: It depends? But no, no, listen. I wish I could
Speaker 5: tell the Donna records. Dude, you're moving up the list.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, watch out, watch your back.
Speaker 2: I'll be over here having a us.
Speaker 1: This was for you, sweetie, Oh sweetie. What is the
Speaker 1: Italian word for ice cream?
Speaker 5: Cabacoo capa correct.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like get it's too soft.
Speaker 1: I don't like it soft. I like my ice cream hard.
Speaker 4: What are you sure talking about?
Speaker 1: Is more like a family. I don't like soft ice cream.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You know, I want to
Speaker 1: work for it. When you get in there, get it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, The perfect texture of ice cream is the chocolate extream.
Speaker 5: Blizzard is not too hard, not too soft. It's like
Speaker 5: the Little Bear family.
Speaker 1: It's just a blizzard might be perfect.
Speaker 5: I think it is perfect. It's great.
Speaker 1: And you get extra stuff, which I didn't know. You
Speaker 1: can know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta throw that extra stuff at him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, uh question eight, y'all are perfect still? Who
Speaker 1: was Al Gore's running mate in the two thousand presidential
Speaker 1: election he ended up switching party.
Speaker 4: Is later Joe Joe Lieberman.
Speaker 5: It was Gordle Lieberman, Joe Liberman.
Speaker 1: How old were you in two thousand?
Speaker 4: Would you like this one in two thousand?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How old were you? It's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what year were you born, sweetie, nineteen ninety seven. I
Speaker 1: was like, what.
Speaker 4: Four tony, Tony? You there?
Speaker 1: Three years old?
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 1: Well, I voted in that election, so I hope you're happy.
Speaker 5: Remember the civic duty that.
Speaker 1: Was the hanging chad in two thousand was the hanging chad.
Speaker 1: They had to recount all of the votes in Florida,
Speaker 1: and they were punched through. You punched him with a
Speaker 1: little Some of them were still hanging on, so they
Speaker 1: were deciding for count or not, whether it counted or not.
Speaker 1: He was still hanging there, how well, google hanging Chad.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, the look on the one guy's.
Speaker 1: Face is correct. Joe he ended up switching to he
Speaker 1: went to the GOP. I think later in his career
Speaker 1: did he not? And he's not with us anymore. I
Speaker 1: believe he's dead. All right, tell me, Maddie, where do
Speaker 1: you live, Matt Do you have a backyard, big backyard
Speaker 1: or something? You have animals back there, like the ones
Speaker 1: that will bother you a lot. Oh yeah, we've got
Speaker 1: a groundhog. My dog loves it. Okay, these are actual
Speaker 1: pictures of people looking yeah. Sorry, God, that's what the
Speaker 1: country and it was. It was basically whoever won Florida
Speaker 1: won the election. Literally just talk about well, the only
Speaker 1: reason al Gore picked him is because Joe was very
Speaker 1: popular in Florida and they thought they would get the
Speaker 1: Jewish vote in Florida. And obviously he didn't carry it
Speaker 1: because the Republicans cheated and stole Florida. So question number nine.
Speaker 5: You're what your butcher cheater?
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, your but of face you got
Speaker 2: Tony has a turd for it to.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough if you're the president. George W Question nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what annoying animal in your backyard has a gestation period
Speaker 1: of just twelve to fourteen days? So think of the
Speaker 1: animals that are in your backyard.
Speaker 5: Second, Google what does gestation mean?
Speaker 1: It means how long does it takes them and get
Speaker 1: pregnant to have the baby?
Speaker 5: Rabbit? Talk about except for maybe the mold people to
Speaker 5: live in it are animal right? Yeah? Could be bunnies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'll go with that.
Speaker 1: Bunnswer gestation period between twelve and fourteen days.
Speaker 5: It's the more people.
Speaker 1: People, this is surprising. The apossum, the possible possumus and
Speaker 1: can have babies really quickly. We've sort of adopted one
Speaker 1: because it's only got three legs and he's really tiny.
Speaker 1: So we took him under feating him and I built
Speaker 1: him a little house. He came out with his little
Speaker 1: three legs, scared of everything. So he just comes out
Speaker 1: his three legs and I feed him and he sometimes
Speaker 1: I feed him popcorn. George Jones Jackie named him. I
Speaker 1: can't George Jones a apostle, and I get mad at
Speaker 1: because we have another. We have a cat that lives
Speaker 1: outside I call her Glenda the whore because she feeds
Speaker 1: off everybody's porch. I can see her next door and
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's feeding. They're feeding her too, yeah, shaking
Speaker 1: her head? Girls, Yeah, girl boss, what's wrong with the porchre?
Speaker 1: I guess nothing because we got and she's beautiful too,
Speaker 1: beautiful white cat. Question ten, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: This is for all the marbles. Actually we've already won.
Speaker 1: We have. Why do you go to ruin everything?
Speaker 5: We just there's it's anti climatic, gus.
Speaker 1: Do dolphins live in the Amazon? True or false?
Speaker 5: That's the question. Hey, guys, I know somebody that got
Speaker 5: sexually exalted by dogs.
Speaker 1: Not funny, It's not funny. It happened. And you know what,
Speaker 1: it happens more than you think. Google it when.
Speaker 5: When it happened. Paid for it too, He paid for it.
Speaker 1: I paid for it, like two hundred and seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars to swim with the dolphins. But it was more
Speaker 1: than swimming, no, you know, sign a release on that.
Speaker 1: The thing was when I confronted the guy, he goes,
Speaker 1: which one and I told him. He goes, oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: kick him out of there.
Speaker 4: Get him out of there.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is happening right now?
Speaker 5: A lot of people thought it was an accident. I
Speaker 5: think he did it on.
Speaker 4: Porpoise to you're really brave to talk about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it hurts courage.
Speaker 4: Anyway. True Amazon, I say false.
Speaker 5: I say false.
Speaker 1: I mean I look good in my swim trunks. But
Speaker 1: do you are the dolphins? Do dolphins live in the Amazon? Truth? Fult?
Speaker 5: I say no.
Speaker 2: But because I say no, it's gonna be yes, because
Speaker 2: it sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 1: US is gonna have to take a lead on this
Speaker 1: because he's the boss, and he's going to have the
Speaker 1: final answer.
Speaker 5: You're the best in the world.
Speaker 4: It SAMs silly. I don't think they're in there.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: False.
Speaker 5: That's what makes me think that they're in there though.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's about as good as decision. It's keeping
Speaker 1: us in mid days. Yes, there are dolphins in the Amazon.
Speaker 1: They are pink in color, and they're very cute. Yes,
Speaker 1: their little dolphins are pink in there, and they swim
Speaker 1: in the Amazon.
Speaker 4: I wish you guys could see that he's doing with
Speaker 4: his arms.
Speaker 1: They're adorable little dolphins. To what they call this the
Speaker 1: bull Maddie McCarthy, thank you.
Speaker 5: For everything you do. Well done, Maddy. Listen.
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