WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:01.199 You don't skip a beat. 2 00:00:01.520 --> 00:00:02.600 Don't skip a beat. 3 00:00:02.960 --> 00:00:06.000 So, for you guys out there, Private Talk podcast with 4 00:00:06.080 --> 00:00:10.160 Alexis Texas, I want you guys to embrace my guests. 5 00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:12.000 I want you to let my listeners out there and 6 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:14.880 talk about yourself, know your background, let them know about 7 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:16.480 who ruled Judas all about. 8 00:00:16.719 --> 00:00:20.079 All right, So me and wonder Ship we met like 9 00:00:21.600 --> 00:00:25.399 probably like ten years ago when you were thirteen, were. 10 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:27.399 Thirteen, I was still back in Texas. 11 00:00:28.039 --> 00:00:31.120 Yeah, maybe in that like maybe in your like fantasyland, 12 00:00:31.160 --> 00:00:33.320 like maybe you dreamed me a long time ago, and 13 00:00:33.359 --> 00:00:35.640 then like sometimes when you dream things and. 14 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:39.240 A pedophile trying to be like one. 15 00:00:39.840 --> 00:00:41.960 I just said that you knew like my face or 16 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:42.359 saw me. 17 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:44.119 I thought you were saying like I was dreaming that 18 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:45.000 you was thirteen. 19 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:48.000 No, No, that's your own. No we're not. 20 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:48.840 Ain't I ain't. 21 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:53.000 Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened 22 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:53.280 to it. 23 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:54.439 That's right. 24 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:58.560 You're gonna start shitting on me. This is what we're doing, bro. 25 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:01.399 I ain't gonna try to out fuck you. Don't try 26 00:01:01.439 --> 00:01:03.000 to out fucking ship talk me. 27 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:06.719 You will win all the time. I'm not. I'm not 28 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:07.519 out shit talking you. 29 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:10.840 But you got buttons though, like, fuck, because this. 30 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:12.959 Isn't your show. You have got buttons on your show too, 31 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:15.439 But I am a button. 32 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:16.000 Yeah? 33 00:01:16.040 --> 00:01:16.640 Are you ready? 34 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:17.000 Yeah? 35 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:18.319 This is fucking I would talk. 36 00:01:18.519 --> 00:01:21.000 We want to know. Tell us your background. How did 37 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:21.359 we meet? 38 00:01:21.879 --> 00:01:22.640 I don't remember. 39 00:01:22.959 --> 00:01:25.760 Twenty fifteen, twenty fifteen, we. 40 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:30.519 Met in the strip club where I don't remember exactly. 41 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:31.920 The one was he fucking with some white dude? 42 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:34.560 I was married to I dude at one point. 43 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:37.439 Well that means that means you was fucking with a Caucasian. 44 00:01:37.599 --> 00:01:40.359 I remember that motherfucker. I remember him, yep. 45 00:01:40.239 --> 00:01:42.560 But you don't remember me, but you remember him well. 46 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:45.400 I remember. I couldn't holler at you because you fucking 47 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:46.000 had a man. 48 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:48.560 I was like, well shit, what happened was but you 49 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:49.640 were hollering at my friend? 50 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:50.879 Yeah, you know what? 51 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:52.239 And learned I learned a lesson. 52 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:53.719 What was your lesson? 53 00:01:54.400 --> 00:01:58.879 Uh? Your friend? Your friend was an adult porn actress 54 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:03.319 and uh, and we were cool, like like I looked 55 00:02:03.319 --> 00:02:05.200 at her like homies. I wasn't even trying to smash 56 00:02:05.319 --> 00:02:06.879 at first at first. 57 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:08.840 Well I wasn't. She had a fat ass. 58 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:10.120 But it was just kind of cool just to have 59 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:12.680 her around, you know, what I mean, like, I look cool. 60 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.719 To your favorite body part with the girls of fat ass. 61 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:18.360 My favorite body part on a woman is her pussy. 62 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:22.879 Like it doesn't matter how fat he ass is if 63 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:25.280 she got a cave pussy, Like what the fuck them on? 64 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:26.719 It's a cave pussy. 65 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:31.360 That's like you know how different You've been with many men? 66 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:35.599 And yes you have, Oh my god, my listeners out there, 67 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:37.439 I hope you know I have been with many men. 68 00:02:37.560 --> 00:02:38.560 So you see you've. 69 00:02:38.439 --> 00:02:41.080 Seen you've seen many a penis. 70 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:45.080 I have, well, I don't know what a cave penis is. Well, 71 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:47.479 a big club penis you know what? You know? 72 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:50.800 A girthy dick, right, I do, Well, I don't have that. 73 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:54.879 I got like a medium dick. My dick is medium, 74 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:57.919 medium medium. I got that medium dick, Like. 75 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.560 Girl tell you that one day, like Satia dick or 76 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:01.479 you just knew. 77 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:04.039 You know how I know? I was like, you want 78 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:08.360 to do? She was like all right? She swallowed that, 79 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:11.960 like yeah, she's like sure, let's go for it. I 80 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:15.159 just ate her ass a bit, the little finger in there, 81 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:17.360 like let me throw this ship up in and she 82 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:18.840 was like all right, cool. 83 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:20.719 If it was a. 84 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:23.280 Back, we would have had to really like I had 85 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:25.039 to smoke her ass out and fucking. 86 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:26.680 So that's how you found you were a medium dick. 87 00:03:26.719 --> 00:03:28.719 So get back to the cave pussy. Explain to my 88 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:30.759 listeners out there at Private Talk. I hope you guys 89 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:32.960 are loving it already, subscribing, like to the channel. 90 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:34.319 What is cave pussy. 91 00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:37.879 That's a big ass pussy, like that pussy as big 92 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:40.960 as hell. Like you ain't hitting no walls like you 93 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:44.400 got you need angles. I was fucking the girl from 94 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:47.280 I was fucking her for months and on top like 95 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:49.879 I couldn't feel a fucking thing, and then. 96 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:53.680 And I was, but like you like that, that's your 97 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:54.319 favorite kind? 98 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:55.520 What not feeling? 99 00:03:55.560 --> 00:03:57.719 The said you liked cave pussy was. 100 00:03:57.719 --> 00:03:59.960 No, I ain't like cave pussy, I said, I got. 101 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:03.039 Ca pussy was your favorite? 102 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:07.120 Like getting white I would, How is that fun for you? 103 00:04:07.199 --> 00:04:07.479 No? 104 00:04:07.479 --> 00:04:09.759 No, no, all look like getting white Castle. 105 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:13.439 It's like I'll get it. But it's not like I'm 106 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:16.000 fucking like, oh I need that ship. I'm not Harold 107 00:04:16.079 --> 00:04:20.079 and Kumar Doug like I just like so I'm like 108 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:23.439 I was, you know, you be in that cave pussy 109 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:25.920 and you're not hitting no walls and my ship ain't 110 00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:28.360 like extra so I'm not hitting the I might hit 111 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:31.199 the back, but you get I'm doing this on like you, 112 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:33.560 this is a dick. I'm being a pussy. You want 113 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:36.720 that ship to be hugging that ship. The ideal pussy 114 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:42.040 is like the ideal pussy. I had the best pussy 115 00:04:42.279 --> 00:04:45.240 this bitch. Her pussy was so good. But she was 116 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:46.839 a flat earther and I was. 117 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:49.360 Like, god, d flat earth. I'm learning so much stuff. 118 00:04:49.399 --> 00:04:49.959 I like she. 119 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:51.759 Believes that the earth is flat. 120 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:54.720 She's that was like a pussy term. Again. 121 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:59.199 I'm like, no, man, I'm like this girl pussy is bananas. 122 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:01.360 And then she was like the earth is flat, and 123 00:05:01.399 --> 00:05:04.560 I was like, great, I can't fuck her anymore. She's 124 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:09.360 a fucking nincom poop. God forbid, Like I get her pregnant, 125 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:16.240 kick her down the steps and not having no fucking kids. Motherfuckers. 126 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:21.600 Fucking trip damn what happened? Let me done. 127 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:24.079 Ship keeps going. So she had a good pussy. It 128 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:27.720 was long and tight. It was long and tight so 129 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.600 she could take dick and it was hugging it the 130 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:35.160 whole time. The cave pussy is like when you fuck it, 131 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.639 it feels like you just shadow boxing. She just. 132 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:41.399 Like you just. 133 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:44.399 How many times does that happen? 134 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:46.480 Nine times out of ten. 135 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:51.079 One it's a very rare occurrence. 136 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:53.920 It's like getting around that stuff. 137 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:54.399 I like that. 138 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:56.560 You gotta you come up with angles and the and 139 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:58.639 the thing was there was one girl I really dug 140 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:00.879 and she had a big ass pussy and I remember 141 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:04.720 just me doing on top and like finally it was 142 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:06.560 like I don't feel nothing, and she was like I 143 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:09.079 don't feel nothing neither. And I was like, bro, we've 144 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:12.399 been doing this for three fucking months. Like nobody like 145 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:15.480 that's why you gotta. You got to talk to one another. 146 00:06:16.319 --> 00:06:18.519 I know it is compatibility sometimes, like. 147 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:21.279 Make communication as well, because if you don't, if you know, 148 00:06:21.319 --> 00:06:24.560 sometimes it just doesn't work or doesn't fit or doesn't 149 00:06:24.600 --> 00:06:25.800 feel good or things like that. 150 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:27.199 But if you don't talk about it. 151 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:30.560 Why sit there and continuously do it month after month 152 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:32.720 when nobody's sing thank you. 153 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:34.879 Get out while you can run. 154 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:37.879 You hear that private talk listeners run make sure you 155 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:40.480 guys are subscribing and liking to this channel. Thank you 156 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:42.399 rud dude for being here. So let's talk a little 157 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:44.480 bit more about you. You're an author, So what is 158 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:46.399 your book? What is your book title? When did you 159 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:47.519 do it? Let's talk about this. 160 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:49.279 You don't want to hear more about pussy. 161 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:51.160 I do later, but I want to have your book 162 00:06:51.399 --> 00:06:54.040 cuz because I know you're more than pussy. 163 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:55.079 Good pussy. 164 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:58.199 Good pussy's good pussy won't keep you with bad pussy. 165 00:06:58.240 --> 00:07:01.920 You'll make you leave, you know what I'm saying. So 166 00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:04.079 my book is all about So I got two books. 167 00:07:04.079 --> 00:07:07.360 It's Hyena and humming Bird. And it's just basically. 168 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:11.199 Two bucks, not just one tu bucks. 169 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:18.120 One book. One book is a one book is a 170 00:07:18.959 --> 00:07:20.480 You wrote a book, two books. 171 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:23.040 You a fucking author, you know what I'm saying. 172 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:27.199 So I got hummer Bird, yep, and I wrote it 173 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:31.480 for I wrote it for cats that don't read books. 174 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:34.759 Like I wrote it for the hood, and they fuck 175 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:35.120 with it. 176 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:39.720 So it's just all about just it's really about it's 177 00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:42.519 kind of deep, you know what I mean. Like it's 178 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:46.839 you take stories about fucking chicks or doing drugs, but 179 00:07:47.199 --> 00:07:50.680 it's it's and you can read it on one level, 180 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:53.920 but then it's also about just you know, like having 181 00:07:53.959 --> 00:07:56.199 a hole in your heart and doing all you can 182 00:07:56.279 --> 00:07:58.920 to feel it, and no matter what you can't feel 183 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:02.560 that shit, like I fucking his chick, and just like 184 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:05.759 if I could have climbed all the way inside her body, 185 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:08.439 like it was just like I was bank. You know 186 00:08:08.439 --> 00:08:11.040 how that shit is. It's like they hitting it as 187 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:14.000 hard as possible and it's still like it's still ain't 188 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:16.680 hitting that little the little hole that you got in 189 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:21.040 your heart. It's like they could climb inside your base. Yeah, 190 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:24.319 it's it's self self yeah, self work. I didn't want 191 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:26.480 to do that ship, so I just we end up 192 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:32.840 just freebasing weird science drugs, weird. Yeah. It was called 193 00:08:32.919 --> 00:08:36.320 five MEO d M T her adult. And the crazy 194 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:38.919 shit was is I hit this ship and I was coughing, 195 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:42.039 and then I passed it to her and she hit 196 00:08:42.120 --> 00:08:46.039 that ship like she had smoked a gang. Like I 197 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:49.600 was like this, No, she smoked a gang of myth. 198 00:08:49.679 --> 00:08:52.480 I'm like, damn this. She knows her way around the 199 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:56.879 meth pipe. But the pussy was good. And the crazy 200 00:08:56.879 --> 00:09:03.240 shit was she had she was she was fucking with 201 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:07.879 this bodybuilder and she started doing uh, she started doing 202 00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:10.960 motherfucking uh steroids with his ass. 203 00:09:12.440 --> 00:09:13.559 And you know what that shit. 204 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:16.120 Did, I'm gonna tell you. 205 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:19.039 Let me know let the private talk listeners let us know. 206 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:21.919 It made her clip look like a baby thumb. 207 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:27.720 Oh you know, I've seen that before, and it's yeah, 208 00:09:27.799 --> 00:09:28.440 it was why. 209 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:30.360 At first it bought me out, but then it made 210 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:32.960 it mad easy to eat pussy. I was just like, 211 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:33.799 but you didn't. 212 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:35.399 Feel like you were like sucking a little dick. 213 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:42.120 I mean, I've never sucked baby dick before, so I'm 214 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:45.679 not one of them Jewish rabbis. I don't fucking fucking 215 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:49.279 suck baby dick and then charge people from my weird home. 216 00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:53.759 Old tendencies like her, let me suck some baby dick 217 00:09:53.840 --> 00:10:00.240 and charge you for it. Circumcision, it's cool, don't had 218 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:06.919 that bump on my lip. It'll go way. It's fine, dude, 219 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:12.679 it's fine. Nozzle to off there, it is, go on, kid, 220 00:10:12.960 --> 00:10:14.639 No more foreskin for you. 221 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:16.480 You're welcome, You're hilarious. 222 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:19.200 I wish I had my foreskin back. That was like, 223 00:10:19.240 --> 00:10:21.440 that's the one thing. It's like, can you talk to 224 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:22.360 a kid, But. 225 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:24.159 Did you really miss it? If you didn't, you ever 226 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:24.600 had it. 227 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:26.480 I guess it's like being retarded. 228 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:29.120 Like when you're retarded, you don't know how fucking retarded 229 00:10:29.159 --> 00:10:31.919 you are because you're just retarded. And I guess that's 230 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:35.120 how my dick is, Like it doesn't know, it doesn't 231 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:39.720 you can't miss what you never had, But how do 232 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:39.960 you know? 233 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:41.039 It's not much different? 234 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:43.799 I just feel like every time I bust it up, 235 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:46.840 I feel like I'm being robbed. I'm like, that's a 236 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:48.879 good nut, but it could have been better if I 237 00:10:48.919 --> 00:10:53.159 had more dick. That's all my That's where all the 238 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:54.480 tingle spots are at. 239 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:59.200 But you're still tingling, you're still coming, you're still endrying yourself. 240 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:01.440 What if I just took a fucking what if I 241 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:04.360 just took a fucking quarter inch off your clip, you'd 242 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:06.080 be all bummed too. You know what I'm saying. 243 00:11:06.039 --> 00:11:07.720 I've had a gun before. 244 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:11.960 That's what I'm screaming. That's what I'm That's my whole point. 245 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:14.840 Like I'd rather just start off with a fucking forest 246 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:16.519 skin and then we can work backwards. 247 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:17.120 I can't like. 248 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:19.600 And then if you saw the doctor does such a 249 00:11:19.639 --> 00:11:22.080 box job on my ship, like I got a fucking 250 00:11:22.679 --> 00:11:25.639 it's like I got an egg shaped scar on my dick. 251 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:26.639 Life. 252 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:29.440 Yeah, I look down. I'm just like, man, fuck this dude. 253 00:11:29.639 --> 00:11:31.440 And then they took a picture of me. You know, 254 00:11:31.519 --> 00:11:33.759 they wrap you in a little baby blanket. I'm just 255 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:38.320 looking like like salty, like, damn, they just cut my dick. 256 00:11:38.360 --> 00:11:40.000 Ain't nobody discussed. 257 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:41.759 This ship with When you look your baby pictures in 258 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:44.159 the hospitals, that's what you think of every yo. 259 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:46.399 Every time I see it. I look at my mom like, 260 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:48.559 why you why you let them cut my dick like that? 261 00:11:49.039 --> 00:11:49.799 What does she tell you? 262 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:52.440 She was like, that's just what they did. That's just 263 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:56.159 that's her voice. That's just they just that's what the 264 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:58.799 doctor said, and nice. So it's easier to keep it clean. 265 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:02.759 I'm like, I don't live in the motherfucking desert like shit, 266 00:12:02.960 --> 00:12:05.600 Like we got running water and soaping this bitch. I 267 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:07.600 think I could figure out how to wash a dick. 268 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:09.200 But I think, what do you prefer? 269 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:10.759 I think that you're doing it. 270 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:12.759 I mean, a good job you Obviously you've had a 271 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:16.120 lot of sexual encounters, it seems a ton, so you're 272 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:17.120 still having fun. 273 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:19.200 So those inches that you lost you didn't even know 274 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:20.440 you had them. You're fine. 275 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:25.759 Maybe my dick wouldn't besch medium, you know what I'm saying, 276 00:12:26.519 --> 00:12:29.440 What do you prefer? What do you prefer for for 277 00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:31.480 dick like cut or uncut? 278 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:35.080 You know, it doesn't really matter, like it. 279 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:38.799 I mean, I've had both, obviously, but I think for 280 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:40.759 certain things it makes it easier. 281 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:44.480 What uncut or cut makes it easier. 282 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:47.159 Being uncut makes it easier for anal, for sure. 283 00:12:47.519 --> 00:12:50.639 You ever like fuck with a dude that was uncut 284 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:53.600 and his dick smell like a sock or some shit 285 00:12:53.759 --> 00:12:57.320 like that. No, me neither. 286 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:00.399 I feel like I feel like that's a man on 287 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:04.320 the couch right now, the private. Did you have sock 288 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:06.840 dick at one point in your life? No, but Y said, 289 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:10.480 you knew how to clean your dick, but you're a boy. 290 00:13:10.559 --> 00:13:12.919 At one point in small going up, you didn't always 291 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:14.399 know you have to have hygiens. 292 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:15.519 You want me to keep it one. 293 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:17.159 Were you a smelly sock? 294 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:21.399 No, my dick was cool until except for there was 295 00:13:22.399 --> 00:13:25.720 I did it was? It was actually quite recently I 296 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:28.279 fucked this chick. I was in New York, and then 297 00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:31.039 I was I was late for the flight, so like, 298 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:33.600 I didn't even like wash wash my dick, and. 299 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:40.879 Then dick from New York to l A and some jeans. 300 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:41.600 And then I ran around all fucking day, and I 301 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:43.440 want to take a piss and I was like, whoa, 302 00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:47.000 what the fuck is that? And I just immediately took 303 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:49.440 off my clothes and hopped in the shower. I was like, no, 304 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:52.639 that shit ain't right at all. It s just smelled 305 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:57.320 like expensive cheese. You know when they give you the 306 00:13:57.399 --> 00:14:00.679 cheeseboard with the nuts and fucking the weird jelly next 307 00:14:00.679 --> 00:14:04.240 to it. Yeah, yeah that the chart Cooter's just about 308 00:14:04.320 --> 00:14:07.080 like chart Cooterie. I'm like, Nah, that ain't that ain't 309 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:12.080 the right, That ain't the play char I'm gonna fuck 310 00:14:12.159 --> 00:14:14.159 this up, Chark Cooterie. 311 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:16.159 I like it. 312 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:19.720 So tell us about your all out show. What's how 313 00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:20.600 long have you been doing that? 314 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:22.080 For fifteen years? 315 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:26.519 That's awesome, that's amazing. So did it start? Because how 316 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:26.720 did you? 317 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:29.320 Did you meet eminem and you have a relationship with him. 318 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:31.000 I used to do Jenny Jones show. 319 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:34.600 Okay, so Jenny Jones for you youngsters was a talk 320 00:14:34.679 --> 00:14:39.279 show and my job was to blaze on everybody. It 321 00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:42.519 was like a lot of strippers, fat people like. 322 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:46.840 I like, I watched j Red Glasses. That was Sally 323 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:49.759 Jenny was blonde, blonde. 324 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:51.919 But she was like geeked the Chikh ship. 325 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:55.080 Yeah, I didn't really watch it as much, but definitely. 326 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:55.279 Know the name. 327 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:58.559 But I remember you more than I remember when I 328 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:01.559 remember you. I remember you more than Jenny. So yeah, 329 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:03.759 it was yeah, Holly, why you're still current today? 330 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:05.600 And Jenny. I don't know where Jenny is, but. 331 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:08.600 I think Jenny's doing like cooking on YouTube or some shit. 332 00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:10.600 But like shout out to her forgiving me a shot. 333 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:11.639 All got on? 334 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:12.879 Yeah, that's all got on. 335 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:16.039 I just got on by like cracking jokes. M used 336 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:18.720 to Eminem used to watch me on Jenny Jones because 337 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:23.679 it was popperar with people with no jobs, strippers, convicts 338 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.039 and fucking college students. 339 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:29.320 So he put you in a song he can meet 340 00:15:29.399 --> 00:15:31.279 him prior to or did he just rap about you 341 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:33.200 destroying you from doing Jenny Jones. 342 00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:33.559 Rest in peace? 343 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:37.320 To Proof? I was in Chicago doing Jenny Jones and 344 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:40.200 em was performing a House of Blues. I ran into 345 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:43.279 fucking Proof. Proof was like, oh shit, rude too, What 346 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:45.639 up Doe? And I'm like, that's what we say in Detroit. 347 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:48.679 I was like, what up Toe? And he was like, yo, Em, 348 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:51.279 you gotta throw this motherfucker in the song. And I'm 349 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:54.960 like that'd be crazy. And Jenny Jones wasn't paying shit. 350 00:15:55.039 --> 00:15:58.039 I was getting three hundred, three hundred bucks a fucking show. 351 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:03.159 So when I'm doing I had a girlfriend at the time, 352 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:06.600 Uh who was a who was a who's now a 353 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:08.039 famous choreographer. 354 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:09.519 You want to get her a shout out? 355 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:13.639 Go go see Moulin Rouge. 356 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:17.000 All right, there you go, private talk, go see. 357 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:23.639 Yeah, if you're gonna afford it, no, poor people, they don't. 358 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:24.159 Do lay away. 359 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:29.320 So anyway, so she's a go go dancer this fucking 360 00:16:29.360 --> 00:16:34.159 gay bar, and it was like, Yo, they need somebody, 361 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:36.919 they need they need somebody to work in the bathrooms. 362 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:38.960 Nobody wanted the job, Like gay. 363 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:41.919 Dudes didn't want it because it's like they thought they 364 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:44.000 were too good to work in the bathroom, and straight 365 00:16:44.039 --> 00:16:46.200 dudes didn't want it because they didn't want to get 366 00:16:46.279 --> 00:16:49.840 sexually harassed by gay dudes. But there was like it 367 00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:53.120 twelve an hour plus tips, and I had stopped hustling, 368 00:16:53.279 --> 00:16:56.120 like I had I done mushrooms and had like this 369 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:59.039 awakening and was crying and ship. 370 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:00.519 And was like I'm gonna stop ustling. 371 00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:04.720 So now I'm over here like working at the fucking 372 00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:07.799 at the bathroom at the gay bar, keeping dudes from 373 00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:12.039 fucking each other in the stalls unless they give me 374 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:15.599 twenty dollars and then you can do it twenty buck Yo, 375 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.920 twenty dollars ninety nine, twenty dollars in Detroit. 376 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:19.480 Yo. 377 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:20.960 That goes a long way. 378 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:21.200 Man. 379 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:24.319 It's like that's a meal for two people. So, but 380 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:26.200 most of the time they was just doing blow together. 381 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:30.000 It wasn't like fucking who Like my ex used to 382 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:32.480 live with a gay dude, and it sounded like they 383 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:36.720 was wrestling whenever they fuck. I walk in the crib 384 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:38.480 to go, you know, I go to fuck. 385 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:43.599 Her and you just hear in the back. 386 00:17:43.640 --> 00:17:45.880 I'm like, what the fuck is that? And She's like, uh, 387 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:48.240 James is on the date. 388 00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:53.680 It was his big brother. Man, he must have been yo. 389 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:54.599 He was fucking. 390 00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:56.079 I don't know what the fuck he was doing. 391 00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:57.119 He was beating up that ass. 392 00:17:57.240 --> 00:18:01.119 So I was like, hell, I'm like a wrestler. 393 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:03.960 Yeah, and I was like that shit inspired me. I'm like, 394 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.960 I'm gonna have to bring the because he over here 395 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:08.920 body slamming the ass compete. 396 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:12.960 I'm like, I'm gonna fucking beat that pussy up, like 397 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:13.440 I'm gonna go. 398 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:16.359 Sounding from your son, she was like, you. 399 00:18:16.240 --> 00:18:16.839 Know, I can't do it. 400 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:26.559 Oh dude, Oh that medium dick. Medium, Give me that medium, 401 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:28.519