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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with Lyncha Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>One on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, This hour of the Lynching Taco Show brought

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<v Speaker 2>to you by Taco's Little Excursion on Sunday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, gonna be a Johnny's Other Side noon to two.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna want to go out there because playing corn

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<v Speaker 1>hoole for prizes and we have some really good concert

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<v Speaker 1>tickets to give away jr R. Summer of Rock. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>how about Metallica tickets with oh Yeah turntable and Metallica

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<v Speaker 1>vinyl and out there playing cornhole having a good time

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny's Johnny's Other Side, starting at noon on Sunday. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's all brought to you by Surf Side Tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Find that on Michigan Street in Orlando into two. Baby,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be a good time. Uh. We haven't talked

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<v Speaker 2>about Mary lou Rett in a while, since, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>she was near death the other year, you know, with

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<v Speaker 2>the rare form of pneumonia and no insurance. We'll get

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<v Speaker 2>to that in a second, but she was popped for

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<v Speaker 2>Dui in West Virginia over the holiday weekends. That sucks. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean sure, but I'm just I was surprised to

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<v Speaker 2>see her name pop up again and that she's physically

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<v Speaker 2>recovered to the point where she's obviously partying. Yeah cool,

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<v Speaker 2>Well because she, I mean, she was near death and

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<v Speaker 2>everything for a while there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hear the skeptic and I get it because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the same way, and so a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>other people are. Because she supposedly didn't have insurance. But

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<v Speaker 1>what was that it was a weird story. Well, they

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<v Speaker 1>set up that her daughter's set up the go fundme thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh great Olympian Mary lou Retten, and all of these folks,

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<v Speaker 2>good natured folks, donated all this money and racked up

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<v Speaker 2>huge amounts of money, over a million, right, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember what the final count was. And then some people's

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<v Speaker 2>or to ask questions like hey, any updates on Mary.

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<v Speaker 1>We donated, right because because it's Mary Lurette and we care,

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<v Speaker 1>but we also care that there's.

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<v Speaker 2>An update and how is she doing. So it was

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of all of a sudden radio silence and

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<v Speaker 2>miraculous recovery and where did all Where did all the

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<v Speaker 2>money go? It was just weird overall. I assuming she

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<v Speaker 2>used some of it to buy insurance, I mean that

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<v Speaker 2>would be the logical thing to do, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but can you get insurance after the fact for

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<v Speaker 1>a pre existing not so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can. That's a part of the new insurance

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<v Speaker 2>loss talker kindalyize you for pre existing conditions.

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<v Speaker 1>So I could just sign up if I had like

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<v Speaker 1>insert or whatever, I could go sign up and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get charged higher rates or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool that was, but especially I mean, if you've got

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<v Speaker 2>that amount of money that was donated, you can buy

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<v Speaker 2>like a cattlet insurance policy, the best of the best. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well we'll see how that goes for her.

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<v Speaker 2>She's you have our insurance huh through here? For me?

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<v Speaker 2>I do? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it working out for you everything? Because mine seems

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool so far, it's been great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if there's going to be a bump,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a speed bump. I know, maybe that's where

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<v Speaker 1>I got the check from insurance rates never go down.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's where I got that seventy and eight cents

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<v Speaker 1>check from.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's bring it closer to home. Here Orlando, UH

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<v Speaker 2>a guy pointed a firearm and a neighbor who requested

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<v Speaker 2>that he stops smoking. This near the Veranda Park apartments

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<v Speaker 2>in Orlando. Authorities say that Dacia Saint Pierre had been

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<v Speaker 2>charged has been charged with aggravated assault involving a firearm

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<v Speaker 2>and was taken into custody. The victim of this assault

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<v Speaker 2>charge was walking his dog at the Veranda Park apartments

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<v Speaker 2>off Hiawassi. The police say that the victims saw Saint

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<v Speaker 2>Pierre smoking in an undesignated area and he requested Saint

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<v Speaker 2>Pierre to stop, and that's when Saint Pierre drew a

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<v Speaker 2>gun and said, how about I smoke you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Sant Pierre, wrong move, hot shot?

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<v Speaker 2>No soon? Whatt in there? Did we do a whole time?

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<v Speaker 2>This is a guy, This is a guy who needs

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<v Speaker 2>to be smoking. Leave him be oh yeah, don't get involved.

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<v Speaker 1>When somebody's having a smoke, you do not interrupt the smoke.

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<v Speaker 1>Break the bitch at him. I can just tell you

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<v Speaker 1>from a former smoker, and don't talk to them about quitting.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you were packing heat though you know

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't got to that level.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I'm saying I'm saying, when somebody's having their smoke,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want you to bring up the conversation of

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<v Speaker 1>so Orah, you're thinking of quitting soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Shot up. I just want to enjoy this thing. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>these more and more apartment complexes, not only can you

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<v Speaker 2>not smoke in the units or in the patio of them,

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<v Speaker 2>whole whole premises, the whole property. You didn't have like

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<v Speaker 2>a smoking area where the dog's poop. It's like you

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<v Speaker 2>smoking and a dog crapping. Man, it really stinks over

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's SIGs months, but now it's the dog

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<v Speaker 2>right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we did a whole That's what I was asking

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<v Speaker 1>you at the beginning, was did we do a whole

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<v Speaker 1>topic on that or somebody emailed it in for Kaufman

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<v Speaker 1>or something like Remember, because it was a neighbor was

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<v Speaker 1>smoking right and an apartment complex and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>going right up into the other name, and I get

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<v Speaker 1>that that would kind of suck.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the all time greatest designated smoking area. That was

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<v Speaker 2>the pits in the Atlanta Airport. Oh God, most of

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<v Speaker 2>you have probably been through that airport at some point

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<v Speaker 2>and you'd walk by those lounges there and you would

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be going down the main terminal or one of

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<v Speaker 2>the terminals, and you would just see like windows Hayes ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be it'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like pristine fish bowl window, then the next one pristine

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<v Speaker 1>fishbowl window. And then you'd all of a sudden walk

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<v Speaker 1>by the Room of Death. And there I was with

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<v Speaker 1>Pat waiting outside, going, God, just smoked the thing looks go.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember it was like this are Oh my god. You

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<v Speaker 1>would walk by it and get a nicotine buzz. You

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<v Speaker 1>never went in that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, somebody said, is there a smoking area on

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<v Speaker 1>the off shore fiasco? The whole thing. Just don't smoke

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<v Speaker 1>indoors like anywhere. I be courteous. That's all he asked

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<v Speaker 1>for others, the smoking sectional.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding our buddy Joey Chestnut back in the news.

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<v Speaker 2>What's eating hot dogs of a Memorial Day? No, he

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<v Speaker 2>broke his uh broke his own record for popcorn. He

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<v Speaker 2>had the old record of thirty two twenty four ounce

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<v Speaker 2>bags in eight minutes. He powered down five more over

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. This is in Terry Hood, Indiana.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the significance of popcorn and Memorial Day weekend, well.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just part of an event they had in

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<v Speaker 2>that town. I have some footage of him just scarfing

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<v Speaker 2>down all this eight minutes man, like thirty some forty

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<v Speaker 2>bags of twenty four ounce popcorn. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 2>how that is humanly possible, to be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the hot dogs are one thing, but then

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<v Speaker 2>you know how it is when you go to the

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<v Speaker 2>theater and you get popcorn and you're just you're scarfing

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<v Speaker 2>it down. Then all of a sudden, you just hit

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<v Speaker 2>the wall like I'm done. I'm done with popcorn, not jelly.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta watch the video because I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>how you can humanly do that too.

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<v Speaker 2>Two hands man. It's like I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>See a chat. I got a challenge for you, Joey.

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<v Speaker 1>Go in the Atlanta Smoke room and eat popcorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Horn eat anything on one one w j r R,

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station, h