Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons, throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka. Call it a podcast from the macam
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Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello
and welcome. Thanks for getting your pun on. Thank you
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to seven, Dougie Fresh back here. I'm Billified. I couldn't
be happier. Good to see you, my price to see you.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about you today because I had naked.
I had an experience that I went I bet you
it was it was we on our first date. No, no,
it was. Have you had any dates lately?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, God, come on, this has not been my year.
I tell you. Last night I had a hooker tell
me she had a headache. I mean, nothing's going. Wow,
my god, that's terrible. That's awful. How are you going
to survive all that stuff? I tell you? These days?
I squeeze into a parking space. I'm sexually satisfact. God damn,
I can't get out. But you were thinking about me.
Speaker 2: I was, well, I had an appointment this morning for
eight o'clock and I have uh it was a place
to get fingerprinted. Oh okay, so I was going and
you have to set up an appointment online, so I
can't find the place. I find it. I'm five minutes
after my time. I get there and the door's locked
and there's people waiting outside, and this woman says to me,
what time is your appointment.
Speaker 3: I'm a little late. It was at eight. She goes, well,
he's at eight.
Speaker 2: Ten and I'm an eight twenty and there's no one here.
So she gives goes, I'm giving another ten minutes. She
leaves about eight forty five.
Speaker 3: Woman walks up.
Speaker 2: And goes, hey, you guys here, you have fingerprinted? Yeah,
well machine's not working, so you made an appointment.
Speaker 1: No one lets you know, right? Do you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Like some of these that'd be very frustrated, Well, it's frustrating.
So this one guy goes, oh, you're kidding. She goes, yeah,
somebody's supposed to come out on the twenty third that
would be tomorrow and take a look at it, but
we might have to scrap the whole system and start
from scratch again.
Speaker 3: Guy goes, oh, I know, and you think you're frustrated.
You should see how we feel. I go, what the
fuck do you care?
Speaker 1: What do you care? What do you care? You're getting
paid with it, she's working or not? So I is
it all on a machine? Now? I have no idea.
I don't know.
Speaker 3: I really don't know because I didn't have it done.
Speaker 1: Oh you know.
Speaker 2: The last time I was fingerprint, I was twenty years old,
about to be twenty one. I had get arrested for
fake ID okay, and my parents were in the Grand
Canyon hiking with my brother and sister and I got
pulled over for overdue inspection and then the police officer
found two licenses in my wallet, like, oh no, there's
only one, and he goes, well, yeah, we can either
impound your car or you can follow me down to
the headquarters.
Speaker 3: So I did, and then they handcuffed me to the desk. Mugshot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the whole thing that fun.
Speaker 3: But that was ink.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they are now. I got my
gun from it. Two years ago, and I think it
was ink. Yeah. I think they still roll your thumb Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 3: Well maybe the best way to actually see the ridges.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Ohough, they can't take like a smear.
Speaker 2: I mean murders have been solved off a piece of glass, yeah,
Bob says he wasn't everybody.
Speaker 1: I think that's why they rolled, because you can't scan
the whole. That's why they have a thumb id. But
it only works, yeah, when you're pressing it down, so
you're only getting it so much. So like CSI or
Law and Order, they have matches. Okay, the fingerprint matches seventy.
Speaker 2: So then I have to go because I can't find
my Social Security card.
Speaker 1: You can't. That's got to be a pain, they ask
to getting new one. I bet it's not.
Speaker 2: Actually it's not, no, unless you're me, of course. So
I go downtown and this is where I was thinking
of you. I go downtown for Social Security.
Speaker 1: Well the women I beg not because of that.
Speaker 3: Not nothing disparaging, just about the Uh.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell the story. I think you might be
able to figure it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I I have when I had bought because
my son's living with me. These coursont egg sausage and cheese.
Throw yeah yeah, croissant courisonts corset.
Speaker 3: Of corsets that she could put on and really tight.
Speaker 2: So I had them and he won't eat the So
I figured, you know what, I'm gonna go get the.
Speaker 1: Fingerprints and I'll head over to the studio.
Speaker 2: I have a microwave there. I'll just heat this up
and eat it. So then when I'm done with that,
I go, well, screw it, I might as well go
down and work out this stupid social security thing I.
Speaker 3: Need to do.
Speaker 1: So I take my bag, my leather sat my man
purse like Indiana Jones. It's just twice as big as
what he had.
Speaker 2: So I have my laptop, my iPad, uh, you know,
different papers in there, and I don't know because all
I have is my license. I can't even find a passport.
I don't know where all this stuff went. I think
I have an idea and it isn't anywhere I can
get to it. So is it down south?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't know a good down south.
Speaker 2: So yes, So I I roll up to with my
bag and I roll up into the social security office
and I get to the main thing and I see
DMV and this woman can tell I'm lost, and she.
Speaker 1: Says, where you go, and I say so security. She
goes elevator second floor with that door.
Speaker 2: Opens from the DMV and it is just I mean,
it smelled like everybody in there which was smoking weed.
Speaker 1: Dug No, it was like everybody was smoking weed. I go,
this has gotta be I don't know.
Speaker 3: I have thoughts on this, but I I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was just like just you just got waked with it.
So now I get in the elevator. It's me and
the young kids and a younger kid. I say, kid,
he could have looked like he could have been nineteen.
Speaker 3: Maybe.
Speaker 2: We get off at the social Security floor and this big,
kind of heavy set, burly security guard comes out and goes,
what do you need? The kid says something. He goes,
what's in the bag? No food or drink?
Speaker 1: I OWU while I have this. I have this sausage,
EG cheese, croissades and an apple. And he goes, Nope,
got to get rid of it. Gotta get rid of it. Yeah,
that's where our country is now.
Speaker 4: Wait, so who the fuck ruined it for?
Speaker 1: Everybody. It's also goody. You can't bring food in. No
food or drink. I don't know.
Speaker 2: They've ruined it. There's no fucking food or drink. Okay,
So now I go all the way back down to
my car.
Speaker 1: My guess would be people did bring food in, they
left the rappers, somebody else gotta clean it. No more
food kind of story, that would be my guess. I would.
Speaker 3: I would think that you're probably right, and why are
we animals?
Speaker 1: Why do we do that? Don't you just clean up
after yourself? This is why I'm thinking of you, Bill.
You have to drive through the city. You have to
get out of your bubble. It is I like my
bubble dog you. It's disgusting. I think of the mayor.
I just hope, I hope I uber him someday because
I will take the long route wherever he is going,
and I will take him around this beautiful city of
Rochester and just show him the ship that is everywhere
that people. There's a part of me that goes.
Speaker 2: I will say this on a small scale, and maybe
you find this even for yourself, but I always found,
like my kids and stuff, when things are a mess,
chaos ensues. It just does you just have chaos. You
can't find shit, you can't do anything. I used to
lecture my sons, my older boys all the time because
someone couldn't find a sneaker, couldn't And I said, you
know what I do.
Speaker 3: I hang up my keys.
Speaker 1: I hang up my.
Speaker 2: Keys every day because I've only got so much time
on the planet and I don't want to spend.
Speaker 1: It looking for keys.
Speaker 3: That's what I used to say. Can you imagine being
eight or nine and having that yard.
Speaker 1: I lose my keys, and I you know, I lose
my cell phone and you know where, you know where
it usually is? I guarantee it. It's right in front
of the toilet. And I have I have one of
those uh those cross things that you put your towel
over to dry. Yeah, don't ever borrow a phone. Yeah.
So in the morning, is you know, doing my morning
business and I'm scrolling through Facebook there and and then
I go in the living room, like, where the fuck
is my phone? It's right, yeah, yeah. Whenever I can't
find something, I think it's in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: So I always well I've been like that lately with
my glasses not being able to find it.
Speaker 1: But so now I want to ask you this question.
Why don't you have two or three pairs of glasses?
People don't have more than one? I did, I did broke?
I think I don't remember because once you have your
prescription right, and it's not that it's tough to get
them at all.
Speaker 3: It's a good point.
Speaker 2: So uh I, but I do think that that the
mess leads to chaos. To your point in the city,
I mean looking around and if you have a little.
Speaker 1: I have a beautiful city. People should take pride in them. Good.
So I go back down to my car, put my
little croissant with the sausage, egg and cheese that is
now not exactly frozen, and the apple in the car,
and I hoof back with my bag. I get there,
the guy goes get her of the food. So they did.
Speaker 2: He goes step over the line. Doug, I've never seen
anything like this. This is better than airport security. They
go through this bag. They're pulling everything out of the bag.
Open the laptop, we got to see what. Open the iPad,
let's see what's in there. You got a belt on,
you take off your belt, okay.
Speaker 1: All to get another new social security This is just
to get in. They don't even know what down there.
This is just to get in and sit down.
Speaker 2: So then it's, uh, you got to go through the
metal detective. Yeah, hang on a second, I gotta turn
it on.
Speaker 1: I go out of all the people, and I know
this is profiling, and I'm profiling myself at all the people.
I think I'm the one that's not going to cause
you a problem, you know what I mean, that's all
I'm doing to stereotype yourself. Then no, not at all.
So then he goes through everything.
Speaker 2: He goes, all right, get your stuff. So now you
got to put your belt back on.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 2: There's these machines, Doug. There's machines, and they spit out
your number there that you're gonna be waiting.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 2: So I walk over to this thing, ask me for
my social Security number. I put it in, I I
do everything, and it says your ticket's coming, and I
hear and then nothing, and I think I see the
number D four oh one.
Speaker 3: That's what I think I see. And then the screen
goes and I stand there and the guy goes, you
got to.
Speaker 2: Step up to the thing. I said, I just did.
He goes, what do you mean? I said, I just did.
Does it give you a ticket? He said yeah. I said,
I heard it do something, but it didn't come out
it jammed. He goes, no, he said to me, oh,
did you remember your number? I go, I don't. I
don't think so. I said, I'm not sure. I think
I did, but I'm not sure. He goes, if you
think you remember your number, sit down. If you didn't
think you remember number, you got to go over and
start over at this machine and.
Speaker 1: Take off your belt and everything. No, no, no, no,
just start over at this machine.
Speaker 2: So he goes, this one, this one's out of paper, right,
He looks, checks, goes, yep, it's out of paper.
Speaker 1: So I think he's gonna go get paper.
Speaker 2: No no, he puts an out of order sign on
the machine. It's right there, like they even, it's right
fucking there. He just reaches down, puts up out of order.
Speaker 1: I go, what the fuck? There was? Nobody was going
to get paper, right, nobody. They don't give somebody.
Speaker 2: They didn't give a ship, they didn't give a shit.
So now I go over. I entered the thinking again,
I get my ticket. I sit down and I'm waiting.
I'm waiting and I hear all of a sudden, people
are on their cell phone a little bit talking and
the guy goes volumes off and volumes of your mouths down,
and I'm like, all right, I'm not even picking up
a phone.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1: How long did all this take? Probably forty five minutes?
So they get you in to ask you.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So that I'm sitting there and it comes
up to I have D four oh two is my number,
and I'm pretty sure D four one was my original number,
so they called D four one.
Speaker 1: I sit there for a good.
Speaker 2: Twenty five Mississippi and then I figure, you know what
ahead to be me?
Speaker 3: I think it's me. I walk over.
Speaker 2: She says, uh, said I have your ticket. I say,
I have D four oh two. She goes, what's your name?
I said, William Moran. She said you're D four oh one.
Speaker 3: I said yeah.
Speaker 2: She goes, D four oh two is somebody else? Oh
wait a second, you entered you fat fingered your social
Security number and put in a misdigit like it's off
by digit.
Speaker 1: Go okay, well fat fingered Oh. She called figure, no,
you ever do that on your phone?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, So now she says to me, did you
start this on Did you start this application online?
Speaker 3: I said no, I didn't.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, why I call the fuck do these
people work? They're not changing paper so yelling ask you
about food you can't do and their pensions for working
for the state are the best in the United States. Doug,
I was sitting there. I go, this is absolutely fun,
absolutely insane. And then the woman says to me. Everybody
I talked to goes, yeah, you'll leave that day. Was
your supposed to card? Not a problem, You're gonna have it.
Speaker 2: Boom, I gotta get some other documents I needed so
security guard to get those documents. She said to me,
you'll have it in the seven to ten days, but
I need it.
Speaker 3: I needed it now. People to I get now. She goes, no,
I said, She goes.
Speaker 1: What did you need it for? Who do you need
to show?
Speaker 2: I gotta to get it for other passport stuff and okay,
so she says, uh, she goes, well that receipt. I go,
every seat is gonna do need to do seven seven
to ten days for forty five minutes state? Yeah, don't lose,
don't lose working business days? Yeah yeah yeah. And then
she says to me.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god you cant past Columbus Day, because I
would have been the other twelve to thirteen.
Speaker 2: Keep it, Keep it in a safe place, Keep it
in a place where you're going to remember it.
Speaker 3: No, I said, yeah, I know. I said, I moved
a bunch of times.
Speaker 1: I can't find it, and I have a special box holder.
I was like, whoa, but I thought it Doug. I go,
this is the the this is what Doug has been
talking about.
Speaker 3: I saw what Doug was talking about.
Speaker 1: I went to Walmart today to get two new laundry baskets. Yeah,
that was it. Yes, So I go in and from
walking around Wegman's Walmart, whatever, I get some ten fifteen
dollars worth of quick draw. Give me some do buy something?
Maybe I want something. So I'm touching the screen, touch
and screen touch stunts to sap twenty dollars nothing. Finally
I get to a quick draw. I'm just hitting whatever.
They give me numbers one. I just wanted to play something.
The fuck out of there. The guy that has to
check everybody's bags looks like he just got the shit
kicked out of him. His face was leaned into one side,
standing and looking at his phone, I go, do you
know that this machine doesn't? Yeah, we know something's gonna
fix it. I'm like, do you want to put a
out of order sign on it? So nobody? Yeah, I
can't spell it. That's exactly what I wanted to say.
And then I'm the bad guy. You know it's fucked up.
You're letting people use it because nobody the thing is
like nobody cares it. And I can't say nobody. But
the amount of people that were brought up what what? What?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do we right around the corner for me?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Does that? So?
Speaker 2: I think I went to the Hudson Avenue Walmart and
I'm walking, walking, walking, what I think, towards the door
to find the self checkout, and I go, happen to
self checkout and this lady turns around and goes, they
don't have it anymore. Everybody's just ripping.
Speaker 4: The place exactly.
Speaker 1: They fancy Yeah wait what Yeah? So I guess that's
a good thing. Like I like chit chatting with the
person if they get a personality. I'm okay, I don't
I'm going to the cutest without a doubt. It was
like people are just walking out and you show them
your slip. They don't give a ship. Well, you just
hold it up when you're going by. You can have
unless you like a flat screen TV. I was watching them,
they were going through stuff, well for a little while,
but they don't give it.
Speaker 2: Looked like a person who really couldn't stop you if
you were gonna go running real fast.
Speaker 1: Like but I mean, so look, I don't I'm not
trying to pick on anybody. I was just amazed you could.
You could type up you could get fifteen different items.
So you get candy bars, cereal all for twenty bucks,
and you you photoshop it, put a TV in there,
have the same Oh yeah, fine, so much work. I
know what you're doing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, yes, of course there are ways. And
I always think I always wish those people would use
those powers because that takes a little creative brain power.
Speaker 1: Yeah for good. Yeah, because all you're doing is making
it harder for everybody else. You're trying to scam something something.
Speaker 4: Did you hear about this?
Speaker 1: This is great When I loved it. I heard it
on radio today because when I worked in the shoe industry,
I want to say thirty years ago, and this was
all tears that got bought out by shoe company or whatever.
We had to take any sneaker and I can read back, Adidas, whatever,
and we would keep the right one in the back
so nobody could walk off with. So somebody broke into
a shoe store and they stole a hundred shoes in
the back. They got away with it, but they're all
right shoes. You can look it up. Yeah, they've got
a hundred hundred shoes, but not pairs, just a hundred
right shoes, one right leg. Yeah, they'll turn that around.
They'll make it. They'll just they'll get the file. They'll
they'll just tie it tight around the other side.
Speaker 3: I saw something that one I was walking back into.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a police officer around duty twenty four
hours at Walmart and Wadson Avenue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe that. I believe that.
Speaker 1: That's sad. I know, well, we just can't behave I did.
I don't remember seeing that myself, but yeah, I wouldn't
be surprised, you.
Speaker 2: Know, but I did see something. And I will say,
and we'll do a couple of these. Since you have
been a bartender and I think probably an advice giver.
Oh yeah, somebody who is listened to things. So I
was just giving advice yesterday. Yeah, a relationship. Oh see, yeah, perfect,
it went south real fast. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Were you giving it an advice or are you just trying?
I was giving her advice. Yes, we come over to phone. No,
nothing like yeah, baby, poor girl. I probably have a
couple of drinks.
Speaker 2: I will run this am I an a hole? And
then we'll run some of these other ones and you
can decide if they were an a hole or not? Okay,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I'm not bound by the phone shadow. So
when I was walking into UH, when I went back
to the car put the food in, I'm walking back.
I'm behind two women and they seem to be probably
in the early thirties, dress like business and I noticed
that the one has I don't know what you would
call it, but I'm going to say a dress. But
it was more like a loose fitting, almost summer dress,
but loose fitting, not a sundress, and it came probably
down to just belower calves and she had on what
I think would be because I'm not a fashionista Bobby
socks and loafers.
Speaker 1: And and did you say, excuse me, I'm Bill Morana.
Speaker 3: No I did not.
Speaker 1: I'd love to take you to dinner, you know.
Speaker 3: No, I did not.
Speaker 1: She didn't shave her legs. Oh they were there. It
was it was there, time of year, it was there.
I mean they're hibernating, dude.
Speaker 2: It was full on, like, I don't think she shaves.
I don't think she shaves her legs at all.
Speaker 1: No, And I thought, you know what, maybe be a
little open mind, because if she's not shaving her legs,
I'm just saying, now, is that a turn on or
turn off? It's because it's a turn on for Star
Wars fans because you pretend you're banging a Wookie and
you're going and you like believe you're going down on
her in the Millennium falcon. If you can come up
with that on the couch, hey, I'm all for it.
But you know, there's a reason you swing in the jungle,
you know, or you shave her legs. I don't. I
don't see.
Speaker 2: I thought this was odd and young, and I thought,
well maybe that look, I'm sure shaving is a pain
in the ass. It isn't just your face pain in
the ass, right, So for a woman, I go, this
might be maybe you're missing out on something and the
body has hair for protective reasons, that's why it's there.
Speaker 3: But then I used to grow beer.
Speaker 1: It takes me about ten weeks or to come in fully,
and I might I think I'm gonna do it again
this year for November. November Yeah, no shave, Yeah, So
I uh that was I wondered, it has porn ruined
and could this be porn ruined this?
Speaker 2: Well, no, porn like ruined pubic care right in a way.
I think that's where it started. And then we have
the ball and the whole thing. Yes, And I wondered,
now you have manscaping right now, you could just be
swinging the other way the pendulum.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well say history repeats itself, right, we're going
back to the eighteen hundreds. So you're hairy and scary,
it's right, you know? Is that a tarantola crown out
of your asser? Oh my god? Sorry, Well, do you
know where the term beaver came from? Because back in
the fifteen sixteen hundreds they would use beaver pelts to
keep a woman's like a worm down there. Uh, it
would be like a jackson. Well they they would put
beer pumps to keep your worm down there. That's where
the term comes from, and you can look it up. Yeah,
I would trust you trust me on that one. I
don't because we're all at a bar one day joking
about it and somebody, now, you have this wonderful invention
called a smartphone with the internet.
Speaker 2: Well, they've got everything, the answer to everything you want,
anything you might if I can only ask something.
Speaker 1: I've got a great one. And we were talking about
it last night. Uh, letting the cat out of the bag. Yeah,
this is an old reader's eye just when I was
really young. Yeah, trying to they were cheating around. No,
you're cheating you. It was a medieval times. They had carnivals, fars,
and people would you know, have tables or somewhat tables,
and there would be a guy that would sell you
a pig in a bag, a pig, a pig, so
you would take it home, a pig farmer, and you
would take the pig home to cook for your family.
And sometimes you would get cheated and he would put
a cat in there, and you wouldn't know he was
lying to at home, and that's where they come from.
There was a whole list of the how many people
want to fuck if they won't know the difference? Right? Yeah,
it was a hairy cat shave the pig shave that pig.
Speaker 4: That pig didn't gainst shaved.
Speaker 1: I was, why is this pig me owing? I was
someone like, you know the difference between a pig and
a fax? Right twelve pack? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: I uh, I was someone enthralled by this, you know,
a big word for you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to say to.
Speaker 3: This woman, hey, uh, I don't know, like, hey, that's so.
Speaker 1: But I thought, oh my god, this will come off
the wrong way. And then I thought, what if somebody
like you know when mad? I would never do, but
I did at the bar pol hair, you know what
I mean? Remember the term fag tag? Yes, yes, So
this woman was walking in the bar and I wasn't
too busy. I went around. I just pat her on
the back and go, man, I go, do you mind
if I put your tag back in? And she goes,
oh my god, thank you. Yeah, because that's kind of
a uh not a pet peep, but it's I'd want
somebody to do that to me, I know you don't
want to be walking, especially for a woman. I would
not embarrassing. I would have let you go. And if
I saw somebody going to correct it, I'd wave them off.
Just let me know. I've corrected people with bad breath before.
I have no problem doing that. You know, hey, buddy,
she gets some gup. I had bad breath. I hit
a lot of coffee going. You know what? They say?
Thank you? And is that being mean? You're doing it
in quiet way. I've seen people do it as dicks.
Speaker 4: Hey, you want to buy around you cheap?
Speaker 1: Fucking like? No, wasn't that my turn?
Speaker 3: Am I an asshole? Here we go?
Speaker 1: I would say, no, what is he give me?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 2: Am I the asshole? For returning a dog back to
the shelter. My boyfriend passed away four years ago and
he had a dog. The family took care of her
since he's been gone, and they now decided to just
put her in a shelter for adoption. I already have
six dogs, six dogs, and they have all different personalities.
When I found out that she was in the shelter,
I went right away and adopted her, because now how
could I just leave her there out of the love
and respect for him, knowing how much he loved the dog,
How could I just let her go like that. It's
been about a month since I've brought her home, and
we are still at the point where I have to
separate her from the others. She'll play with one of
my dogs, but the rest I'm still iffy about letting
her be with off leash. She is able to be
in her crate around the rest of the dogs. It
has definitely gotten better since the first day, but I
personally feel like I'm not giving her the time she
needs because some of them my dogs.
Speaker 1: Are being reactive to her. It has also been a
lot on.
Speaker 2: Me personally, and I feel like she deserves a home
where they play with her all day long as she wants.
It is honestly not her, She's an amazing dog. I
feel like it's me. Maybe I've taken on too much.
Would I be the asshole if I returned her? I
already feel like the asshole. But I'm honestly trying to
be my absolute best and it just doesn't seem to
be working as I hoped. I'm willing to foster her
until she finds a good home, but I'm not sure
if they will allow that since my dogs are being reactive.
I'm just at a loss all around.
Speaker 1: Well, you have six dogs, yeah, and you think seven
is a good idea. So yeah, I'm gonna kind of
you dogshit.
Speaker 2: How many are there too, too? Yeah, and that could
be a lot. Yeah, they get along, but yeah, they
get very jealous.
Speaker 3: So yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. I said, maybe
put it up for private adoption.
Speaker 1: Word.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't put it on social media. I would just
ask around.
Speaker 1: It's a tough one. I have friends at foster, you do, yeah, And.
Speaker 3: How's it go from them? Do they fall in love
with these dogs?
Speaker 1: Yes? They do, and it must be hard. Yeah if
you give, If you keep the first one, they called
it foster fail. So you want to get the first
one to a family. And then she has a second one,
and that's James, and that one they can keep, yes,
and then you can still foster. And she's fostered since
then with James and Misha. Yeah, those are the names
of the dogs. I said, okay, yeah, and they're great.
She just had a birthday yesterday. Is one of them
like a a Boston terrio? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the other one's a mini husky. All right, here's
another one. I married my husband three years ago, and
I feel like I made a grave mistake. He has
a good job, pays about half the bills, helps around
the house. This sounds like a roommate and other bare
minimum stuff. We have a year old baby. The issue
is his adult teenager children and parents. His oldest is twenty,
completely out of control, drop out of high school, day labor,
construction jobs, bouncing, living with my in laws, his girlfriend's,
grandparents or friends. He's a great a scumbag that uses
everyone then guilt trips them when he needs a new
place to live. He has told me that he will
beat me with a baseball bat, know it all, bitch,
and anything else his second grade vocabulary can think of.
His son and parents are reeling into animal neglect. They
will literally put up five thousand dollars shed and let
their dogs be eaten by fleas. They have litters and
litters of puppies and kittens and till I pay to
take them to the vet. I've spent the last three
years as the only person buying flea medicine and taking
care of all these animals. My husband's youngest son was
taken at fourteen by his mother as I'm too mean
because I make him do chores and past classes. Now
his youngest son is completely out of control too. My
husband refuses to tell his oldest son his behavior is
unacceptable and he's not allowed to be around me or
his baby. His parents give me the silent treatment, even
while I'm paying taking care of their animals. My husband
refuses to call his parents on their bs or how
they treat me. Am I the asshole for wanting to leave?
Speaker 1: No, I don't be like, pack up, you're out.
Speaker 2: This is the thing. I sometimes think that when people
say things like this about their marriage, they're not ready
to leave. I think they still think there's like a
hope there or something, you know what I mean. I
think a lot of people say shit and it sounds
good and it makes sense.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what about the girl I saw
last night hung out with I had a couple of
rans of doing I go, you want to go with me?
Just get out of the house, and he was texting
around the way. They're just saying some crude stuff and
al he corners me and we get in arguments. I'm like,
you better start screenshotting all the Shitti's writing. Yeah, yeah,
not that I think this guy would hit, but you
need your evidence unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well even that could be is abusive. Yeah, I
mean it's verbally abusive. It's harassment via text.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I think you can certainly do that. But there's something
about where either people are afraid to leave, or what's
the family going to think? Or I don't want to
rock the boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that bad. It's okay. You just got
to get out and change, and change is hard, but
it'll work out. Yeah. Yeah. If you're not happy there
with fleas in that and if you get a one
year old, you know you're gonna bring them up in
that environment because monkeys see monkey. If he sees his
father's other kids just being pieces of shit, chances are
you're gonna be outnumbered for the two other kids and
the father not doing anything, he's gonna think that's normal.
It's always a weird, Like I always.
Speaker 2: It's funny when you go remember when my boys were little. Actually,
was my mom with my niece and nephew. She went
to the park and she's looking around and my brother
in law was there with the kids.
Speaker 3: Too, and she goes, wow, look at.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of grandfathers here with their kids and
my brother in law's there goes no.
Speaker 1: Second family, second family. A lot of these guys hit
like forty five fifty and they find somebody younger and yeah,
woman doesn't have kids and she wants to And then
you're in. Yeah, and now you've got older younger. I
don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not for me, No for me.
Speaker 2: One last one, My fiance and I just moved into
our first apartment together. It's pretty much the size of
a small house. The downstairs consist of one room and
a full bathroom. The upstairs hays the kitchen, living room.
We decided to set up the house as if it's
a studio apartment, since we have a king sized bed
which would fit best upstairs.
Speaker 1: Plus it's just but it wouldn't fit well upstairs, excuse me.
Plus it's just overall easier for us to stay clean
and organized this way.
Speaker 3: My father disagrees.
Speaker 2: He believes our bed should not be out in the open,
and he as he calls it because it looks messy,
which I'm guessing is because we don't have a bed frame.
Speaker 3: We have box springs, they're young.
Speaker 1: You know what, dead, you don't want to see it,
don't come over.
Speaker 2: He has said time and time again that we're putting
all our belongings on display and we shouldn't be giving
people a glimpse into our personal life.
Speaker 1: Laugh my ass off. It's just a bed.
Speaker 2: All our personal belongings get put in their respective places,
and generally we're pretty clean. If I told him, if
he feels this way, he shouldn't come over, because ultimately,
it's my choice how I set up my house. If
it's easier for me, that's what should matter. Am I
the a hole for telling him not to come over?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Most of the time, it's hard because you're never gonna
stop parenting your kids no matter what age they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't. I mean, I'm sure like advice, Wow,
I come.
Speaker 4: On, David's gotta come on, come on?
Speaker 1: Is your place clean? Sun? I'm like, mister fell what
if you bring a girl over there? I'm like, if
I bring up a girl back to my house, I
already know that it's time. Maybe underwear off the chandelier,
ceiling fan. Then we'll talk about it in the morning.
We had a lot of fun last night exactly. If
we're half in the bag, ain't gonna man, the lights
probably won't even go on. She ain't gonna see my
underwear on the floor. Who cares? Just put it in.
I got a forty nine ers nightlight and the path
through so she doesn't get lost or trip over anything. Well,
you got a forty nine night light? Yeah, I was
moving some boxes. I saw this, I plugged it and worked.
I'm like, I'll just leave it in here. Wait, where's
the bathroom bath file? The light? Baby, it's phenomenal, forty
nine ers dropping one there can't we're in I don't
know what's going on. Well, everybody's here. I have no
idea what's going on? McCaffrey.
Speaker 3: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: Every other game is ever games. I'm looking. We got
fifty six million dollars and bandages Hurtgan tank tof So
I've had too much. I've been so busy with the
breast ball. I watched the game Sunday I was working
a whiskey river. Yeah, and it ended up being busy
in a good night and everything. But yeah, I'm hoping
we make the playoffs. We've got a tough road. We've
got the Bills. We've got Tampa Bay. We've got Tampa Bay.
I got it, Green Bay. I watched Tampa Bay a
little hit and miss, right, Yeah, they had the Ravens.
Ravens are very good.
Speaker 2: Ravens are good. But I mean I thought the Texans
were gonna be pretty good too. And they beat the
Texans at the Green Baby by two points.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I was watching Tampa Bay last night and it
was an interesting thing that happened.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yes, I kicked no. Wow, that was great the fight
that team.
Speaker 3: Had to the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that's a lot of Baker Mayfield.
I get Baker Mayfield must feel like the underdog without
a doubt. And I don't know why because he was
the number one pick and a Heisman Trophy winner, but
he's got this chip on his shoulder. Look at Doug Flutey.
Doug Flutie rallied a nation and the biggest mistake the
Bills ever made was not putting him in that. Yeah, everybody,
percent of us in America are underdogs. You know they're
talking about with this election, you're going to text the billionaires.
I don't know one billionaire. I couldn't name you one
billionaire at Gates. That's it. We're all underdogs. So Doug
Flutie was not only on Sports Illustrated SI magazine. He
was in People Entertainment Weekly. He was in Home and Garden.
I mean, everybody knew who that was because they were
all rooting for because Boston College. Yeah, he went. He
was a top ten draft pick. He went to a
couple of teams. He went to the CFLs and then
won some great cups and then he gets into Buffalo
and everybody's like this guy. He up and he's starting
and he's winning games. This is the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm watching Baker Mayfield and they're playing right to the
end and there's like thirty seconds left.
Speaker 1: On the side. I was watching it and I was
hoping there win.
Speaker 3: I was room for it. And then it was a
Godwin is that his name?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He he gets injured, ye like badly, yes, yes, so bad.
They're not going to show you it to Did.
Speaker 1: You rewind it? And I couldn't. Yeah, it must have been.
They were able to do something.
Speaker 2: So they said it was it was a grouse injury.
And after I mean that happened in the probably under
a minute left oh, without a doubt. And they say
to the coach, hey, you kinda knew you were going
to lose. Why are you risking your players out there?
And he goes, they want to be out there?
Speaker 1: This is they play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could have happened at any point in the game,
you know, and every one of these guys want to
be out there.
Speaker 1: Ask that kind of question, you never played.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't this your job to protect the players sort
of from themselves.
Speaker 1: He's like, you were trying forty five million dollars a year.
They want to play, right, but we're trying to win.
And I think they did lose by ten, but they
were down way more more than that they were. And
I get it that we could say it's scarbson, but
I think if things broke a certain way, there was
a chance. That's always a changing. I remember John Elway.
I think he was in Buffalo. I think this is eighties.
He scored three touchdowns is like two minutes twenty one seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember hearing about that. I remember it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, just the way on sick or whatever. I mean,
look at Buffalo, the greatest comeback ever. They never gave it.
Speaker 2: God exactly, you know, and this was and I thought, boy,
that's the tenacity that Baker Mayfield has. I think that
it's a harder road for Tampa now. I would be
surprised if they beat the forty nine ers just with
the injuries that they have. And I just don't think
their players are as good.
Speaker 3: What they do have.
Speaker 1: But we'll see. Yeah, we'll take them. Moment. Doug did
a big breast Bowl fourteen years baby, Yeah, and I
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Speaker 1: It was it was a great time. So you did
your breast bowl fourteenth at night, fourteenth annual, fourteen years.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of work. And I would I think
that people want to ask why why do you do it?
Speaker 1: Because Irid only got the idea from Kathy O'Neill. I
think seventeen years ago. I bowled in hers and there
was she was doing two shifts at Clover Lanes and
she was in I think four or five bowling leagues
at that time. So she would just give the word
out to all her patrons and she's got like five
hundred people, and I'm like, this is a this is
a great idea. So I'm like, I can do something.
I'm on my ask what am I doing? No kids,
not married, you know, let's let's raise a little money
and have a great time. So she did hers in February.
I go, Kathy, mind if I do something. I'm telling you,
I'm taking your idea and I want to do in October.
And she's like, no, I'm fine with that. I don't know.
I just kind of wanted to show some respect so
if I had any questions, I could ask her. So
she did a three six nine. So when you're bowling,
you get a three six or you get a strike
on those right frames. So instead I did a nine nine,
no taps, so if you get a nine, any first
ball counts as a strike, so you can still feel
like you're getting a strike here, though you are, so
just tweak it a little, a little bit each year,
and now we're down to now we get a trailer.
First year was twenty one hundred dollars. I think I
had fifty five raffle prizes, and I had one of
my buddy's granddaughter just read off the numbers and everybody's around,
so it took forty five minutes, but it was fun.
Now we're we have one hundred and thirty raffle prizes
and we're putting them whole out on ink jets and
then taking me around to the lanes, so there's no
We used to have cardboard signed signs, yeah, and it's
like Piranha. We'd have to have seven of them because
you can fit twenty on a page or a board.
And I have one hundred and fifty hundred and sixty.
I cut back this year a little bit because you
only have so much room, and then one year I
had to get drunk and you can't remember. Well, it's
just so much one hundred and seventy raffle bags. People
like you don't even know what you're putting your ticket
in for some just like I didn't put my ticket
in for the yoga. I'm not doing yoga, Like, well,
your ticket got in there somehow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now it's a little more organized. I mean it has
been organized, but tweak it a little bit. Well, I
think you learn as you go. You learn and everything right,
you learn what works, what doesn't work. We keep it improving. Yeah,
we had one hundred and fifty so prized last year,
this year one hundred and twenty. There were tables we
could have fit more on. But again, I think if
you think it's overwhelming, it does. You know what I mean?
Tell me, tell me an event you're going to with
one hundred and thirty raffle prizes. Yeah it's yeah, you're great. Yeah,
that's nice. So that you have and not only raffle prizes,
we have thirty one grand prizes. Okay, well those are
all over one hundred dollars or more. All right, So
we had five different night's days. Two of the mirror,
we had two of the holiday in the lago. We
had around the quoite home depot gave me a six
piece ryobi set buffalo bill stuff. What was one of
the other dinosaur barbecue is one hundred fifty dollars gift card.
This is great. Nine wine, Yeah, nine bottles of wine
and a nice wine and from Henrietta a bag from
show World. Hey, now now this is their side. This
is this is their second year donating. Now last year
is they're the breast. Look when somebody somebody suggested this
last year, I'm like, you know what, I'm not turning
anything away. You don't know who's been affected in their
family and if they want to help, God bless them.
Sure that's right. So like what they give it. Like
last year, I said, there are some kids around here.
This is what's on the table. I don't care. Get
you tell me what's in the thing. I want to know.
Which there was one hundred and fifty dollars rabbit. Oh yeah,
a woman can wear they and you get the remote.
So if you have a Oh god, I wouldn't see.
Here's what you have to do is if you if
you have a sickness another you have a bet and
if she loses the bet, she has to wear it
at her parents' house on Thanksgiving. You would never do that, you, yes,
you really? Oh god, you get the remote? Oh yeah, okay,
yeah that's right. I get the remote. And have you
ever made that bet with anybody? I know?
Speaker 3: I just thought of it now.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why all my relationships fail. My good idea.
Speaker 1: Just come with you. What the fuck is that? There
was a pump to make your uh penis bigger? Yeah
I didn't keep that. Oh I don't need to do that. No,
look at you. I'm like Arnold Palmer. Apparently they had
a vibrator with sixteen different settings that you can plug
into your laptop with the HTM. Now, this looks like
a microphone and it's probably about twelve inches long. Sixteen
different different vibrating good, vibrating activations, whatever you want, dramatic, sorry, yeah,
nude playing card? Get up to one of the settings
is pureade if you know where it is. Yes, it's
a slow medium. Knock your socks off. There's one tell
the neighbors. You're going to use this. Yeah, so thirty one,
Hey March, is there sess the flying car? Or did
you win that prize? Said Dougie's Day. Thirty one Raffle
Prize thirty one grand prizes along with that which which
give me a number? Where did you think it got? Picked? What?
The show world?
Speaker 3: Thirty one Grand prize thirty.
Speaker 1: Including a golf bag including a mini cooler which had
a round for four bread bar So wait, somebody, so
oh so, I'm sorry this is a work right, I'm sorry.
That's how we do. So I got seven decks of cards,
all different fonts on the front, different casinos. I think
we went through four decks. Twenty dollars a piece. Rip
half you get half, we get half. So wow, I'm like, okay,
last call on the Raffle Prizes. We close the door.
They start pulling numbers because that takes a while. So
we mix it up and I'll say, there's a friend
of mine, Jennifer Herd, who I graduate with, and she's
a breast cancer survivor. So I'm like, Jennifer, John, come
on up, pick the first one, make sure you don't
look at it, and keep it in your hand because
I don't want everybody around me, so I kind of
sneak it and I gotta draw this out. Okay, it's
a it's a red card. So half the audience oh right,
So I'm like, okay, it's higher than a higher than
an eight. It's a face card. It's a queen. Oh
so there's like eight who's got a black queen? So
I point them out and they're there, and all of
a sudden, somebody in the back room, that's my baby,
that's my girl. It's a black queen. It is a
queen of clubs. Now there's four people. Oh, they're all
they're jumping up and down, and you were staying because
you have to turn around. Where are you staying? Harrah's No,
I'm staying at the D. The D what's the D
stand for? Doug and Ferry Boom get up here. We
had Caesar's pals, which was fun. I'm gonna take that
because I'm like, where are you saying? Caesar Boom?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All hell Caesar. Yeah, Harrah's so you are you come up?
We match it, yes, and then you pick out what
you pick? You pick? Okay, yeah, so I think out
of thirty one thirty one. I'm gonna say this bag
of toys. Toys went third. You're close, I would think,
because no, here's the thing. You don't want to be first. Well,
because you do it first, everybody's gonna remember that, so
that these people will hang back and then are approved.
Speaker 3: But I should.
Speaker 1: The person I should have said, the person that won
it was a thirty year old woman. Now, uh yeah,
because I actually got in the mic and go, you
know what, Bob, you might be out of a job
when she opens his bag because there's a lot in there. Okay,
So then they got in a fight and he took
it from her. He took it from her. They got
in a fight, he took Yeah, she goes, what are
you fucking doing? Well? I bought the tickets. It was
twenty dollars. It was twenty dollars a ticket. You know
what he's doing. Ohn't wait to stick that thing right,
he's gonna he's gonna she told me yesterday. I'm like,
I can't, I can't believe this. I mean, what's he
gonna do? What's he gonna prove? It's a ship?
Speaker 3: Stir?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the uh am I that should be am.
I a Dick story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Am I an a hole?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes? Taking the bag of toys and say you won?
Now this was how's the guy mid thirties?
Speaker 3: Oh he's in his mid thirty so about she's thirty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but this bag was between three hundred four
hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh I believe that. Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1: Looked up a couple of products. You can drop a
lot in those stores, not that I know, but you
can drop a lot. What I looked at and this
was an Amazon rabbit depending on the size, small, medium,
an XXX house. Oh my god, banging. So I'm not
gonna say the item was one hundred and fifty dollars,
but it wasn't cheap. And I actually met the owner
when I went and picked it up, and he was
a nice guy. I thanked him. I said, hey, this
was a great story. Last year we won. Actually, the
guy that one had given me his cards, So I'm like, okay,
who's got the Queen or whatever from Billaggio and nobody
hold on. I go, oh, my buddy took it him.
I gonna tell you his name. I said, I'm gonna
take the Show World bag out of the equation. So
we're wrapping everything up, and I call him and I'm saying, hey,
I go, you won the bag. He goes, get out
of here. I go, no, you got it. He goes, Ah,
he guys, I don't want it. I go, I gotta
give you something. I says, I got four baskets of wine.
Nobody picked up mescatto. Yeah, I got two. I got
four bottles. He goes, I'll take those. I go, okay.
So I hang up the phone. This is exactly what happened.
I go all my helpers. I'm like, hey, nobody touched mescatto.
I go, I'm saving that, but we're gonna divvy up
the sex bag. A little later, I took three steps.
My phone's vibrating. I read it. It's him. He goes,
My wife wants the bag. I go, never by divvy
up the wine. Nobody touched the bag just like that,
within ten seconds. So she was right there asking, well,
who's that. Doug told me we won the sex bag,
but I want wine. Oh no, get that bag. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, as a guy, if you're significant other says that,
do you feel inferior, like you're not getting the job done?
Speaker 1: No? And they need the toys? No, or do you
go whatever it takes baby on whatever. Listen, if we're
out for a wild varieties dating for a wild varieties,
spice of lice, that's right. So I've done that a
little bit, you know, back in the day. Not in
a while, but anyways, getting back to the breast cancer bawl.
This was my fourteenth year and it's had bowl of rolls.
So we get there about a quarter nine. We set up,
Jay brings the trailer, get all the prizes, all the balloons,
and teams of six bowl two games. That doesn't seem
like a lot, and it's no tap, but I'm playing
music and we start bowling around one and then about three.
Everything's done. Takes two hours, so you're done by four.
We're out of there by four thirty. So nice, nice,
easy four and a half five hour day. I haven't
got a grand totally because I still have money. I'm hoping.
I think we're just going to be a thirty thousand.
That's really nice. Ye that's a grant. Well that's including
golf and my friend Dave Harrison, he does a tip
night on Monday nights. Wow. Whatever, Yeah, so pretty nice.
I was adding up the figures and everything. I think
we're just going to crack that.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: We had. We had four lanes that didn't show up.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, so just but they pay.
Speaker 1: No, I don't make pay, but people pay. I am
going to next year.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or and they didn't call her anything, you know, they
just didn't show up.
Speaker 3: Did you reach out to them at all?
Speaker 1: No? By that time it's done, yeah, you know. No,
But I mean afterwards, go, hey, fucker's thanks. No, no
reserve lanes for you don't even come. Oh, Margaret's gonna look.
We were in channel thirteen. Margaret, one of my helpers.
She says she's gonna she's gonna look. So no. So
people are like, well, you gotta get your money out front.
I'm like, it's only twenty five dollars a bowl. You're
missing the picture. It's twenty It's twenty dollars a sheet
of raffles. I got one hundred and thirty. Chances are
you're gonna buy three. Yeah, you're gonna buy at least
two playing cards. Those are for twenty a piece. That's
one hundred.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna want to go get some more, maybe another.
Once you see all the prizes so in fifty to fifties. Yeah,
plus look at this, all this work done, yeah, all
this work. My place is in shambles. Oh yeah, so
be cleaned by the end of November and in November and.
Speaker 3: Then never dog, what are you going to decorate for
the holidays? Really?
Speaker 1: I got a pink tree. I went to hobby lobby.
It was on sale fifty percent five dollars. I'm like,
breast cancer. Sure, I got a pink tree. That's great.
So we had to sign and make a sign every year.
I take that around the lane. The lane. That was great.
There was a lot of laughter, a lot of fun,
a lot of drinking. I mean I couldn't turn around
without a fresh Jenny light. Oh there you go. That's perfect. Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 3: So I look at that. See it all pays off?
Speaker 1: Yes, good stuff. Yeah. And did you relax afterwards when
it's all done? No, not till I went to bed.
Speaker 3: Any any comedy coming up? Did you do any comedy there?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't know. Somebody wants me to do comedy
in a baby shower in December. It could be great,
And I'm like, well she pg. I'm like, I'm sure
I could put something together. My god, this would be great,
but now they're going to labor.
Speaker 3: Should be laughing so hard.
Speaker 1: Now that this is over, I've got to clean my
place and then kind of get reorganized for the next
couple of months and do some comedy. Gotcha, get back
in front of the micro, behind the micro however you
want to do it. But yeah, this is a big
part of my life. You know. In this if at
least by twenty five thousand, the goal was twenty five thousand.
We've done thirty thousand in the past three years. So
now that's a that's the mark.
Speaker 3: You got a hit, all right.
Speaker 1: I can't go backwards, no, but twenty five thousand takes
me over two hundred thousand dollars for fourteen years.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. There you go. All right, look at
Dougie Fresh. Yeah, a lot of time, a lot of
energy goes into.
Speaker 1: Those wearing your billifed shirt with a pink ribbon every once.
Speaker 3: In a while.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, I am. Did you wear it? I
bet they would have pushed you through that line at
Social Security. I could have if I did. I didn't
wear it. You need something important. I did not wear
that pain. I wasn't trying. I didn't care about because
you will make friends and they're gonna ask you why
and you're like, it's the only thing.
Speaker 2: Was like again, and I'll go back to this thing
like I breast cancer. I think that there are great
medicinal purposes for things like marijuana. I've always thought that
it's people. It's a great pain thing. You're not necessarily addictive.
I think if anybody calls an addiction, I think it's
more of a psychological one for some people. And it
mellows you out and gives you an appetite. There are
some benefits to marijuana, and but I'm starting to go.
Speaker 1: Is it too much?
Speaker 2: I mean, when it's just a clowmet you smell this
shit everywhere and I go that everywhere these people.
Speaker 1: That means people are driving. And the only thing I'm
saying working Bill, Yeah, I told you uber for a
week and you said, no, you want to smell somebody
spelling like weed taking them. I don't to work in
the hospital. God only knows what they're doing.
Speaker 3: We'll probably cleaning well.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a stereotype and thing that
they could be a nurse. Could you don't wake and bake?
It's just aware of that right of course, as you
wake up, Well, I gotta be relaxed. I just said
eight hours sleep not enough. Now I got to be
even more relaxed before I'm late to Well.
Speaker 2: Look, I mean there are anxiety men we don't even know.
Like I would say that it's a fair argument to
say some people are prescription drugs that maybe have side
effects and things and whatever.
Speaker 1: But this is like I started, I think, I go.
Speaker 2: I remember one of the arguments for the legalization of
marijuana was if you had a stadium full of people
like take where the Bill's play High Mark Stadium, and
everybody got stoned instead of drunk, you'd have less fights.
Speaker 3: And I go, well, now it's legal and we're.
Speaker 1: Still fighting to kill it. Yeah, nobody cares. And I'm like,
this is crazy. So I'll tell you I have no
problem with the legalization. I'm just like, you gotta learn it.
What is this? Why'd you get a squeegee? Do you
know where? Jesus Davison is.
Speaker 2: A hustler and he just popped in and when he
was down in the South, he would go door to
door and ask people if you could clean their windows.
And he made a lot of money good, and he
wants to do it here. And my thing is, let's
focus on school, let's focus on basketball. Let's not have
too many things going on at once. And if we
need a job, we can find one.
Speaker 1: On a Saturday. We can do a number of things.
Speaker 2: We could do something fun, or we could find a job,
like you know, a wegments or something. And now, all
of a sudden, the screech ship.
Speaker 1: It's like I thought, I gave you money for food. Squeeze,
I can get more money for more food. I'll tell you.
We're talking about drugs and weed. I had, I like it.
I had. I had a little bite of white clam sauce. Wednesday.
I woke up at seven o'clock in the morning with
the gout. I had to call friend. I was on
my hands and knees walking around my apartment trying to
make in the bathroom. It was so bad. Have you
ever had the gout? No, Okay, it is terrible. I
mean you can't even well. It's usually very rich food.
And what does it do with seafood. It crystallizes your
food and your joints, and your joints in your knees.
It's like really severe arthritis. It's gonna go away. So
I lived on the second floor of a house. I
had to call my cousin down. Seriously, you got to
open the door, my friend, Jimmy White, I'm like, you
off today, I go I need these drugs and you
just brought them up and I just sitting there. I
would I was laying I was laying on the ground
with this is two days before the breast ball and
all this is going through my head. Am I gonna
be able to make it? Can I work tomorrow? I've
got to get all the ship out now.
Speaker 3: Usually it was Kings who would get this from reading
rich Food.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a rich man's Yeah, yeah, yeada you are
They weren't smoking weed. That was a peasants. You were rich.
Look at you rich fat fuck over there, rich fuck
Come and get in, ladies, come get kim and Syracuse
lay roll a girl. How sexy is this? I can't
even make it to the bathroom all my hands. I
had a picture of my foot up on the Jimmy
White came in and come to screams with you. Hey,
your white trash, Hey, you're fat, fucking up off your face.
I'm like, I'm dying here, give me the ibuprofen. Oh,
that's it. It was me with my knee brace wrapped up.
Speaker 3: Geez wow, So I ice.
Speaker 1: It, wrap it. I got it, because then you start
putting all your weight on your other knee, and now
you're like, you're gonna fuck your body even more. Right,
And then every half hour I take a hot man
or I just yeah and uh. And it went away
away a little by little. I was walking on it
by the end of night. And by the end of
the night, it's seven eight o'clock in the morning. By
nine o'clock, I was able to walk.
Speaker 3: That's uh.
Speaker 1: Took a lot little, maybe a little bit, yes, you think,
just a little bit of certain And I've had white
clam sauce in the past couple of years. I cook it,
but whatever, a little mixture, some of it playing myself
to give you the gout.
Speaker 3: No one if it gave me the ill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got our threats. Because she was on top
of it, weighed three hundred pounds. You need brace for that,
that's right. She was fat.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, so fat. When she went to the beach,
they tried to push her back in.
Speaker 1: Oh, she went swimming. She left her ring around the
lake talking to fat girl. She wears high heels. She started,
that's right, I love that one. Uh, well, I'm glad
you're better. That sounds really painful. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: I've never had anything like. I've never had a kidney stone,
and I would knock on something.
Speaker 1: Would hope you. Yeah, never get it. In fact, another
buddy came over and brought out medicine. Yeah, and you
can only take two a day. That was after the
iroprofone was working, so I was like ninety. I can
still feel it on the top of my foot though,
on the top of your feet too, Yep, knees, feet total,
just just my foot. Yeah, you can get your knees.
It's usually in a toe. And then I overnightty some
cherry gummies for the gout, not gummies to make you
high or anything.
Speaker 3: Well you should the ones that get you high.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to do that's all. It's all right.
I like my beer. I know where I'm going, I
know my different level, and I know i've been drinking.
I'm like, I'm out before I say something fall, get
gout whatever, blackout, yeah, not blackout. I'll keep drinking.
Speaker 3: I well, remember it's right.
Speaker 1: This happened a couple of times this year. Happened saying like, oh,
did I go down on you for a couple of hours? Yeah?
I'm like, Okay, you don't remember. I'm like, do you remember?
She goes yeah, I fucking cares. She was mad at
me that I didn't remember. I had those fucking dirty martinis.
I was in a fucking pussy mood. On wait, are
we off air? It happens? You know, you can beg
me up on this. Hey, mister hey, in the end,
who won and who lost? That's right, you did, buddy,
you want I can't remember. That's kind of a win win.
It's definitely a win win, that's right. Of course they
got to turn something on the TV. You the clap,
Actually it was applause. All right, we'll take a moment
when we come back. Uh yeah, our reporters meat watchers
what our sports reporters meat watchers like one NBA players
as they are. We'll get to that right after this.
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Speaker 1: This is bout Joey. I don't know, dude, They knows
like I've never known white sneak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, slow and easy.
Speaker 1: That's how I like you, baby, last eight minutes of
your life I liked.
Speaker 3: I think in like ninety five this.
Speaker 2: No, this was eighty four, yeah, but I think in
like ninety five or so, there was a Coverdale page
where they did some songs with Jimmy Page and David
Coverdale because Robert.
Speaker 3: Plant was like they didn't want to really want to
do anything. And I don't think he had the same
voice as but he can hit the stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Coverdale page was interesting stuff to check out.
Speaker 2: And then he had Towny Kataine ruined at that fucking
ruined it.
Speaker 1: I don't think ever anybody this this, this, this is
so much. I loved all the old dances and you
played stuff like this Mattley Crew yeahd o yeah AZZI yeah,
they'd make more money. I mean they were and I'm
talking to their forties. Yeah, man, I mean the girls
that were twenty they're hot, but playing all that dumb
step shit.
Speaker 2: And I saw somebody posted I saw a woman's post
today and I recognized the name, but I didn't recognize
the woman older. Now, I mean, I just I don't
know if I but she posted something that Andy Rooney said. Now,
I always said I think the sexiest age for a
woman is forty. And the reason I say that is
they're more confident and you can pull it off. And
there was almost this they don't give a shit kind
of thing, and you know, they can wear a red lipstick,
high heels, whatever. And today forty is different than than
other twenty well and some I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I'd go that far, but you know what I'm saying,
it kind of. I mean, in a way, it's a
certainly a younger than sixty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I tell myself when I turned the
lights off. Now put your teeth in that water glass.
Let's get at it. So then, but he's his thing.
I guess Andy Rooney, the old sixty minutes commentator, it's late,
the late commentator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, said that fifth was. And one of the things
was he doesn't care. She doesn't care. She you know,
she's not there to hear your stories. She doesn't want
you to confess your sins. She knows you got them.
You know, It's like it was just one of these
things where again more confident, lived enough, don't give a
shit about what was the drama and the small stuff.
And you know, it is funny because we can get
very caught up in our lives and all this stuff.
But there is no meaning to life other than the
meaning you apply to it. So whatever you're applying to it,
that's where it comes from.
Speaker 1: I joked with some customers where it's before I'm like,
let's let's get to it. What do I don't need
the story?
Speaker 3: What do you need?
Speaker 1: Oh? I just drove in and I'm really, what do
you want to drink?
Speaker 3: And man?
Speaker 1: Or my arms killing me? I don't know, just what
what do you get? What do you want? You knew
you were coming. No wait no, wait, wait wait wait wait,
Why wouldn't you be like a friendly Maybe I am
when when it's slow bring it in. Look, you know,
I'll tell you why every suggestion I give, no, no, no, no,
Now I give one suggestion, I want something kind of
fruity sucks on the beach. No, that's the reason. Too
many of that, Too many adults acting like a three
year old giving them broccoli. And I tell people, you
know what, it was just a suggestion. You don't have
to give me the face. And I will tell them
just like that, I do absolutely and then don't think
it uncomfortable. And I don't care what about me. I
don't care that five dollars I'm getting And you know what,
they get bigger tip because they know they shouldn't have
done that.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, well that could be. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you ever tell them like, oh my god, the
gout is killing me. Let's listen to what gout is.
Speaker 5: This is what I found that gout is a form
of inflammatory arthritis and causes severe pain and swelling and
one or more of your joints, not the joint though,
happened suddenly when there's a build up of uric acid.
Uric acid found naturally in your body's tissues.
Speaker 1: A great actor didn't uric acid play spencer for high.
I was just thinking that Robert, he's in againness book
or old records, you know what. He was that more
TV series than anybody? Yeah, from Bonanza, right, yeah, Hey,
what happened that the big schlan And last week I
was busy with her t and a half inches and bullshit.
Uh yeah, show pictures, there are pictures, show show Laura.
Laura went crazy. Really yeah, I'm gonna have to compare that.
I would compare that to your kidneys. I will. Yeah,
people photoshopping.
Speaker 5: Properly and can't get rid of enough uric acid.
Speaker 3: You've got a kidney issue.
Speaker 5: In other cases, the body produces too much uric acid.
Over time. This extra acid can form into tiny, sharp
crystal which collect around your joint. A gout attack strikes
when your body's immune system is triggered, often at night,
white blood cells and gulf causing.
Speaker 1: When you're a kid, you go to sleep and then
pins and needles, one hundred types worse, something just and
it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Go away, like your big toe or your knee.
Speaker 1: I've had in my knee the first time I had
I was really.
Speaker 5: Scared become intense. Yes, pain believers and anti inflammatories are
usually prescribed to ease pain and reduce swelling. After one
to two weeks.
Speaker 1: These you're going to go to the doctorate for what
for him to tell me to go home and rest it?
Speaker 3: If you want to think, does it help to like exercise,
take walks, get out there?
Speaker 1: If you're Robert uric acid, I think I've been back
on the soda too much. More water? Do you think
it's sugar a little bit? Yeah, I think as you
get older, one of the things that you hear and
obviously not our age, but some you don't drink enough water,
get dehydrated, and that is a big Hydration is the
key to life, my friend. It is just thinking that
before I came here, I bought a pepsi, but I
had a couple of big classes.
Speaker 2: My grandfather was a fireman in the sixties and seventies.
He did not drink enough water.
Speaker 1: No, I don't, I always go I don't know what's right.
These numbers all change, you know what I always know.
I was just thinking about not to interrupt, but yes,
to interrupt God, if you look across. Let's say the
past one hundred years of home remedies and simple doctor renemonies,
the best ones have not changed. I will elevate your foot. Yes,
ice right, and uh I don't. I don't want told ice.
If you put ice on an area, your body will
react and start sending new blood that way to fix it.
So even if you don't need it, it's okay. You know,
even twenty minutes put it. Put a talent or even
a little. I understand you don't want. I never liked
ice again, but now I'm like forty five minutes. You
take a cold shower every morning? Why to wake up? Really?
Speaker 2: I get up at like five thirty these days, and
I said a timer. I had to stopped doing it.
I was up to two minutes in the freezing cold hour.
I'm back down to like a minute five right now.
I stay in for the full minute five. Turn my
body around, put my face underneath the co we'll.
Speaker 1: Get fired up for your don't get fresh. Then your
peepee go really smaller. It already is all right, Yeah,
it doesn't matter. I'm irish. That's already there. I'm a Kendall.
You are, that's right. I didn't know you're Irish. My
mother's from wash, my dance from hungry.
Speaker 4: I know you're well hard.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you with this goalt. Fucking Drink some water,
take a walk, take a lap. I know it's coming back.
It's coming back. You got uric acid, Robert Urick, only
if and you got stress in your life, certain certain seafoods. Yeah,
so I just want to eat seafood.
Speaker 2: Well, when you see food, what do you do? That's
what it is? Beat watchers.
Speaker 1: Uh. Paul George is a basketball player.
Speaker 3: He also has a very popular their podcast that is
called the Podcast P with Paul George Podcast P with Paul.
Speaker 2: George and Paul George, I believe in a preseason game
injured himself pretty seriously and I think it was a
bone bruise rather than a ligament or tendon issue once
they figured it out, but it's pretty bad. So he's
going to be out for maybe two possibly three weeks.
And bro bone bruise, you've got to hit something hard,
you know.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. So he is on there and he started
talking about reporters in the locker room.
Speaker 2: And I think in the NFL, and what are you
saying meat watchers like meat like your crank, yes, or
women yes. He's saying that they go in there and
they're they're like, they can't help it. They're looking at
my privates and stuff. And I would think that.
Speaker 1: That's probably true, because I do know guys who've come
out of locker rooms with NFL players go my god. Yeah,
oh that was a big thing when they went to
the first female interview, and I think that was the
late eighties. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think now what they do, at least in the
NFL is they give the team fifteen minutes before they
allow the reporters in.
Speaker 1: Look, the advantage to the reporters being in there. There
are advantages and disadvantages. I think you gotta get it
right in there. I gotta get this. I'm really tired. Well,
you get the immediateism has gone downhill. Honestly, you watch
a college football game, they got to talk to the
coach going off, hey, coach, you're down fifty seven and nothing.
What's going on up there?
Speaker 6: Well, we can't care, and team sucks and we're Division
one and uh you know we're Division three and we're
playing Division one team.
Speaker 1: And then the other coach, coach you're winning by fifty
seven points. What what are you going to keep doing? Enough? Enough?
Just it's so stupid. Are you not watching the game?
I hate that as soon as you're off, they got
the microphone. Give the guy a chance to breathe. Are
you really getting any big news break you're not.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think they're trying to make
it as in around active as possible.
Speaker 1: It's bullshit. You know what.
Speaker 3: I don't mind, and I thought I was.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt, but that goes to more. You're
like an only child less descrivacy with his phone, with
the cameras, with everything. Yes, what are you doing? Coach?
What are you doing right now?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: I'm going to the locker room talk to my team.
Three touchdowns? Why am I talking to you? Yeah, Dougie
Fresh is a goal. I'm gonna give him a call
ae halftime. I think they know.
Speaker 2: I think their rules and expectations it's part of the
marketing of the sport and stuff. I don't know that
they're going to give you a whole lot of insight.
But what I don't hate, and I thought I would,
is in baseball, when they were micing players so they
would make a player on the field and talk to
him for the whole game, no for an inning, so.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. I've seen him talk to the coach.
I loved it.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, while they're playing, While they're playing, and one.
Speaker 1: Guy goes home on a second and he goes he
made a great like scoops it up in short stime?
Where is this? I'm out baseball? Which team?
Speaker 3: I think it was like Sunday Night Baseball and ESPN,
So whatever teams were playing, they would take a player
mic them up and it was really kind of fun.
Speaker 1: I am. I'm telling you really, I've seen it with
the nfoul players. But they're not interacting. You're just listening
to what you're listening what they're saying. But this is
answering questions, guys. It's not boring. They are on the field.
They can actually talk and have conversation. Yeah, making thirty
nine million dollars a year, but it was Kyle, are
we in the wrong position? The guy says, you can
play first and I can play catcher.
Speaker 2: They're talking about somebody. Well, we know you can play ketcher,
but watch out there with that gout. I don't know
how low you can go well and you got to run.
Speaker 1: The I thought it was great just because you're right,
it is sort of a boring sport, right, we do
know the baseballs. Look, I have been rooting for this
twenty five second clock for years now. They started a
major league minor league at Red Wings, and I'm like,
this is awesome, way better because the games used to
be two and a half maybe three hours. I mean
not four and a half hours. You're taking your family.
It's two hours to get there, four hours, two hours back.
That's an eight hour day. You got a great world here.
Speaker 2: He's going this year. Yeah, with you know some big
names show. Hey, o Tani, Aaron John.
Speaker 1: Actually looked up tickets.
Speaker 3: How much?
Speaker 1: Uh? Where are you going? Where are you looking at?
Yankees Yankee Stadium. I was gonna call my best friend
and say, hey, why don't we take the train down
and stop them? So this is a stadium here? Yeah
for up here, Yeah, top row, fourteen hundred dollars, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah those tickets, Yeah, you can get them for eighteen
during the regular season, eighteen dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fourteen fourteen. The World Series, well, bottom level six
to seven thousand, and it was just the one website
I went to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the take the train right to the stadium. Yeah,
it's nice, it's it is. It's a nice six hour.
Speaker 3: Be a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take the train down. Game at eight o'clock at night. Yeah,
and by the time the game is over, ten o'clock.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: Go out drink only. I remember being in a bar
me too. Holy shit, we have so much of Cavin.
Speaker 2: And this guy goes, who wants to go to the
Yankee game? And yeah, he goes, No, I mean tonight.
And he took a bunch of people, put him on
his private plane and they flew to New York City.
Speaker 1: What was this?
Speaker 3: He had me in the radio right, just was no,
it was here. It was right over ult Connery's and
it was yeah, did.
Speaker 1: You know the game Fred yours? Or you love him?
Speaker 2: Or he's no longer on the planet? But yes, oh okay,
No I did. I knew him, and he yeah, he
took a bunch of people. I did not, because I
had kids and things, and I just knew that wasn't
gonna fly my way.
Speaker 1: They all right, that's it.
Speaker 4: They call up, warm up the plane, We're on our way. No,
I'll rake the leaves tomorrow. God damn it, I know ship.
Speaker 1: Dude, I should have went that's so amazing. Do you
have you see these things in the TV shows? You
have a Do you have a card? Do you have
a card? Like, Hey, I'm gonna owe you one. Let
me do this and I'll owe you one in the
future when you're married. Yeah you can. I Uh, you
didn't try to do it at night? Oh no, honey, no, honey,
call it was this before cell phones. Nope, no, nope.
Speaker 3: So you just knew it was You knew responsible I
was doing morning radios.
Speaker 1: Ok. I just you weren't able to. It's just like
I want to but I can't.
Speaker 3: But a bunch of them went yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they jumped in, and I think the guy paid
for everything down there, just had a blast, and then
they flew back home. Now I've heard other stories where
the guy flew people down to like Saratoga, got in
a fight with his girlfriend, got on the plane by himself,
and left everybody there.
Speaker 4: They have the cards to get.
Speaker 1: It. Good story, bad story goes always, that's the uh.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get like my youngest son to play basketball,
and he's having I'll say this if you have kids,
and I think this would be a great thing for anybody.
And even as a bartender, like on a slow day
when you say to somebody and you can just read.
You are very good at reading people. You know what
I mean, And you can read an audience. But a
lot of that has come from years in hospitality and things.
You can read people, and you can tell when somebody's
not having a great day, and you may and if
you don't know them well, you may go, hey know,
or maybe you know them casually, you might say what's
going on?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Well, then nothing interrupt again. Yeah, you're like a whiskey
river two three four. It wasn't busy. I get called
by the owner. How we do I'm like, yeah, it
just was just enough. I mean, bills were in town,
not really a football bar ended up getting busy all
a sudden. We got nineteen people. There's a party of
nine keen in and boom boom boom, and this guy says, hey,
you're gonna smile. I go, first of all, don't ever
say that to a guy bar tender. Second of all,
I'm trying to handle nineteen people when it slows down.
Then the jokes come out, you know, because there was
people at the bar that knew me too, Like Dougie.
I'm like, yeah, but I like it. It's good and
bad to be funny. You're at a party laughing, you know,
everybody's laughing, but you work tell little jokes. Hey, we're
having a great time at the bar. You're gonna stay.
Say this et people, you're all giggling with everybody telling
a joke. They hear down there, Hey, I'm gonna give this.
I'm gonna give this person on the Witherspooner. You get
somebody and then you get him down there. Now there's
nineteen people. Now you don't have time to joke. Everybody
thinks you're assle in a bad mood.
Speaker 3: No, right, you're just busy.
Speaker 1: You want the joke, you want your beer. And I
tell people and I'm like, okay, we're coming around the horn,
starting down here. I'm going this way. Yeah, I'm not
going back before. I'm like, you set you set, Yes,
you set you set, you know. I mean, let's get
it your what if you know, Let's get the food
you need it you need, uh sky a ransy water,
whatever you need. I'm talking. I want to get you
what you need. Aggressive, it's aggressive. You ever been in
a bar where you're waiting for somebody, somebody's telling a
fucking story down here? No, no, no, no, when it's
on and on when it's game time, we're fighting till
it's two o'clock and I'm kicking your ass out of here.
The uh no.
Speaker 2: But but this would be like if you saw someone
sit at the bar and it's slow and you just say,
is everything all right?
Speaker 3: And they go yeah, or what's the matter? Nothing?
Speaker 1: And you get that a lot with kids.
Speaker 2: And I happened to go into the school this afternoon
and because Jamison had called me and hey, he's a
little worried about the basketball team and feels like the
kids on the team here maybe not that accepting of him.
And I think some of it's perceived. Maybe it's real,
but I think some of it's perceived. And I think nervousness, right,
and I think like teachers are saying to him, hey,
you're a tall guy.
Speaker 3: He used to be on the basketball team.
Speaker 2: And it has been the dominant thought that the other
day he woke up, it was the first thing he said.
The first words out of his mouth were not good morning.
Is what happens. If I don't make the team, I go, buddy,
you'll be fine. And this team the head coach is
the under eighteen Olympic coach. He was with the Knicks
for a while and now.
Speaker 1: So now he's a coach at McQuaid. He's a coach
here in Fairport, but he still coaches like under eighteen.
He just had. This isn't talked about a lot. Some
NBA players come and they'll work out at the Fairport schools,
sometimes with him privately.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I mean the guy's to coach. His name Scott Fitch.
Speaker 2: And there's only been I think two basketball coaches in
the history of Fairport High school basketball, Scott's dad and Scott.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and the history of Fairport I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think his dad went thirty or forty years and
then Scott came over when I was at Fisher. He
was at Genesee D three. But I know he got
something with the Knicks to try out. I don't think
he made it, but I think he got to try
He Yeah, I think he forty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah. In New Jersey, I think twenty five state championships
something crazy. When you love you love well. We had
Bill Jacketoe from spencer Port here there forever and he
had and state titles. But great with the kids, yeah,
great for their passion, I mean passion, yes.
Speaker 2: And that's what I want with Jameson. I really want
him to get in and he's very, very nervous about
that stuff. But one of the guys I was talking
to said, you know, I could tell there was something wrong.
Speaker 1: He goes.
Speaker 3: You know, kids always say nothing, what's the matter? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Nothing, and you get the house today it was good. Good, Yeah,
he goes, so he said to him, And I thought,
this was like a brilliant move and maybe other parents
have thought of it. I certainly never did. Instead of
what's the matter, If you could have two wishes right now,
what would they be? And the kid will usually open
up and he said to me, he's missing some of
his buddies in Alabama. He said to me his two
wishes were that the kids on the basketball team would
like him and that he could have some of his
friends from Alabama.
Speaker 1: And I said, damn, look at that. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: And I know that some people get upset when I
talk about my kids in the podcast Family. But I'm
not saying anything bad. I'm just saying I thought that.
Speaker 1: Was upset a brilliant I thought that was a really
brilliant way to get a kid to open up. But
I thought even an adult. Hey, if I can give
you two wishes right now, Jesus Christ, A wish you
could pay my mortgage, you know what I mean? Right?
And I wish they didn't fuck that girl who lives
that star. She's thinking of my life reserble, you know.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like, but right, I think the same type of thing.
It just brings it out to people.
Speaker 1: That's douggy, just little tips to try to make everybody
know what I'm gonna use that in the bar.
Speaker 3: I think I'm not kidding, and I don't mean that.
Speaker 1: I know you're not. And it's good. It's good to
get these little tidbits and little different ways of look
in life.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, this was a guy who's trained in whatever
by psychology or something that said, I didn't come up
with it.
Speaker 1: You know, you didn't get it from podcasts somebody else. Hey,
you could have lying thief. I don't know. Somebody gave
me some good advicety and about how you take something,
and how you react to it is how it'll affect
your life, how you let it affect your life.
Speaker 3: There is no meaning unless the meaning you give it, right.
I mean, that's that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1: I think that is it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if somebody says something to you and here's
another an asshole who cares they didn't do something whatever
it makes and it really bugs you, and then you're
waking up at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4: And that motherfucker says it to me.
Speaker 2: Next time you ever have those arguments in your head,
Oh are you playing it out?
Speaker 1: Well, let them say this, because then I'm gonna say this. Oh,
I've driving down the street yelling at myself looking around.
Speaker 4: See if anybody can tell you that's.
Speaker 1: A party in there. I wish I could work on
comedy as much as I'm yelling at myself. But that's comedy.
That's comedy. There is funny in that pain. There is.
I've just got it because it's relatable. I think everybody
does it right. How many people haven't had stood in
the mirror, hopefully when they were just a teenager, but
maybe when they were older I don't know, and go yeah,
well fuck you man, you know, and have that argument
with whomever. This is this fictional And that's the thing.
It's a fictional argument. It never really comes to fruition.
It's never maybe it has, maybe it has, uh, but
a lot of times it doesn't for most people.
Speaker 2: And you go, why did I waste all that energy
and time right doing what? And I get gout because
I'm stressed out, you too, Robert. Uric acid goes up
and I can't. I can't do anything.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I'm a rumbling out. So don't
worry about it. I wasn't worried about that at all.
But thank you? Did you get a little uric acid
on your sheet?
Speaker 4: I get all over that, all over the big screen TV.
Speaker 1: I got a right on the ceiling fan. It's still
I stole about three hundred dollars of that show World
Bank stuff. Geez, I god know that much.
Speaker 3: You know what I hear? If you eat the edible
panties out.
Speaker 1: You heard wrong.
Speaker 4: Dougie, is so nice to see you, to see you,
buddy looking good.
Speaker 1: You're looking well you as well, and we will next week,
so good.
Speaker 7: I'm on all right, well for Doug for Doug Phelps
for David Phelps. All right, David, Yeah, just a little play.
Speaker 1: I got the cot. I'm Bill Moran. Will see you
tomorrow somewhere in the