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<v Speaker 1>It's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JR R. But your freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Good times, Orange County Convention Center.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd bring some BWO stickers out there? Ooh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to think if you're allowed to dance stickers out?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, if we have the new ones in, I have

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<v Speaker 1>not forgiveness later Okay, I haven't verified if we have

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<v Speaker 1>that big box out there is new BWO stickers, because

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<v Speaker 1>if not, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I guarantee it is okay? Right Hey, speaking of cars,

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<v Speaker 3>that brings us to this item. How would you like

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<v Speaker 3>to own your own Dark Knight Trilogy batmobile. The tumbler

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<v Speaker 3>style batmobile Bruce Wayne. Okay, yeah, I know the one

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<v Speaker 3>you're talking about. Look on our Facebook page. You get

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<v Speaker 3>your visual reference there. I think there's a few of

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<v Speaker 3>those are Actually there's ten that have been commissioned for

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<v Speaker 3>production from Warner Brothers through Bruce Waynex dot com. They

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<v Speaker 3>are selling these fully functional tumbler batmobiles three million dollars each.

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<v Speaker 3>There's only ten of them.

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<v Speaker 2>They do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they are fully functional, but not street legal. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 3>what's the point. Well, if you're a super rich type,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure if you're able to drop three mil on

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<v Speaker 3>a batmobile, you probably have some property where you can

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<v Speaker 3>nuts have it in the garage too. You're not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>buy that and not drive it, are you? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm definitely if I bought a driving, But I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>have it in a nice garage. You know how when

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<v Speaker 1>you see the guys like Jay Leno and all the

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<v Speaker 1>car people that have like a garage full of cars,

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<v Speaker 1>that batmobiles right in there, and then you just back

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<v Speaker 1>it out and ride it on your track right out back.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you have so much money that you can afford

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<v Speaker 1>the three three mil. You're looking at the picture of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty cool, right, Yeah it is. I could see

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<v Speaker 1>why it's not street legal. That thing just well, it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just spells the word ticket. It's pretty damn

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<v Speaker 1>wide too, and uh I know it has like the

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<v Speaker 1>jet type benchin. It doesn't shoot flames or anything. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's fully I thought underneath it, see right here,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a flame.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoops, see like that, I thought maybe that was a

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<v Speaker 1>flame age and check it out jr. Facebook page mere

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<v Speaker 1>three million dollars. You're gonna have to act quick though,

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<v Speaker 1>because there are only ten available.

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<v Speaker 2>So somebody's making thirty mil.

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<v Speaker 3>There's Batman, then there's Florida Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Florida Man, Florida Man, flowing man. Got to be a

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<v Speaker 4>flooding man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's head to southwest Florida. Lee County represent Forty two

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<v Speaker 3>year old Timothy Lincoln arrested after allegedly threatening to blow

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<v Speaker 3>up an Alta beauty store.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, before we go into him blowing up the store,

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<v Speaker 1>I just scrolled down from the Batman car on Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's gotta be him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's him. That's Timothy.

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<v Speaker 3>So Timothy threatened to blow up an Alta beauty store,

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<v Speaker 3>and judging from his mug shot, I think he went crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Using the testers inside the store.

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<v Speaker 1>He definitely did. It appears that he put barbed wire

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<v Speaker 1>across his forehead.

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<v Speaker 2>You see that his whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Face is colored different colors. His beard's blue. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he did that there. I've been to Alta. I

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<v Speaker 1>used to buy my wife gift cards there for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>Lee County represents that is that's mugshot Hall of Fame

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<v Speaker 1>material right there. Uh huh, yeah, you have to see

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<v Speaker 1>a jar our facebook page. Did he say why he

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<v Speaker 1>was blowing out the Ulta store?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I guess he was just irritated.

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<v Speaker 1>If I see that guy walking into an Alta and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm buying my wife a gift card, I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna kind of exit and come back later.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not normally. I'm not trying to stereotype here, but

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<v Speaker 3>that is not what you would expect customer base wise

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<v Speaker 3>in an Alta.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I always you mentioned you know your wife like Seth store,

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<v Speaker 3>SODA's mine, and whenever I hear that she's stopping by Alta,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't want to know how that is decoded in

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<v Speaker 3>my head. Yeah, there goes one hundred bucks minimum. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but hey they look great for us, Ain't that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I'm not, And I'm pushing back, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just saying, that's what what what I She says that,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's what I hear. It's fine. I'm sure she

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<v Speaker 3>will tell you the same thing when I say I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to buy some speakers.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, honey, I'm running the best buy, And immediately she

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<v Speaker 1>knows the Lyncher checkbook is taking a hit.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. So both those are at the j R. Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, correct, to tell you it's worth going there just

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<v Speaker 3>to see the dude's mug shot. Yeah, while you're buying

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<v Speaker 3>your three million dollar batmobile. Surfers might find this interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>A study conducted in South Africa involving towing seal shaped

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<v Speaker 3>boards fitted with different configurations of lights behind the boat

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<v Speaker 3>to see which attracted the most attention. The researchers from

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<v Speaker 3>Macquarie University in New South Wales discovered that giving led well,

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<v Speaker 3>I think of it as ground effects for a surfboard.

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<v Speaker 3>LED lighting underneath the surfboard I have the visual seems

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<v Speaker 3>to deter shark attacks.

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<v Speaker 2>Really.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, think about this. You've got the silhouettes of the surfboard.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a shark down at the bottom. You're hungry, right,

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<v Speaker 3>m You're looking up at the surface for prey. You

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<v Speaker 3>see that silhouette, dark silhouette sitting on the surface of

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<v Speaker 3>the seal, right, you think it's seal or what? No,

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<v Speaker 3>you light up the bottom of the silhouette. Now it

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<v Speaker 3>blends in with the sky light, thus making you not

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<v Speaker 3>as visible to potential predators.

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<v Speaker 1>So now when we have guys catching air, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see like it's gonna be like a lowrider catching in

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<v Speaker 1>air because the lights on it, or or.

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<v Speaker 3>A decked out pickup truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would be the low rider I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>So also me being a ten percent shark because I

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<v Speaker 1>watched Shark Week and I always have.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how the Great Whites, I know, my bros

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<v Speaker 2>out at Wammy Bay are gonna be all over this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you know how uh you know how the

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<v Speaker 1>you know how Great Whites do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Hump, they go down, No, they are down, No, they're

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<v Speaker 1>down like this and they see that object and they

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<v Speaker 1>race up as quick as they can. And that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you that's how you get those air jaws shell and

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<v Speaker 1>then they grab said seal.

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<v Speaker 2>But not with these ground effects. I mean sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>it makes sense. How much do they say how much

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<v Speaker 2>it would cost or if it isn't heavy?

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<v Speaker 3>These are just uh no, it's just led strip lights

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<v Speaker 3>that like you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I didn't. I want to make sure how

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna affect to.

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<v Speaker 3>A surf or lighting rig or anything. I'm sure these

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<v Speaker 3>could be easily built into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Not I've seen and I addrested my surfboards.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm gonna I can't wait to try this out.

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<v Speaker 1>Your next chance and your next time when you load up,

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<v Speaker 1>as he always says, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Load up the woody and head out. I'm wan to

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<v Speaker 2>Whammy Bay. Whammy Bay. You'll never let that down.

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<v Speaker 3>To live it down. I wear it like a badge

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<v Speaker 3>of honor. Now, Man the rock, We'll see you now,

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<v Speaker 3>j r. R