Speaker 1: It's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w JR R. But your freaking
Speaker 2: idiots all right.
Speaker 3: This hour brought to you by the Central Florida International
Speaker 3: Auto Show.
Speaker 1: This weekends gonna be a good time. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: out there tomorrow starting at noon. It's going on at
Speaker 1: the Orange County Convention Center again. They're gonna have all
Speaker 1: the most badass cars, a whole bunch of great stuff
Speaker 1: for you.
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Speaker 1: We'll see you out there. It's going on tomorrow through Sunday.
Speaker 1: Good times, Orange County Convention Center.
Speaker 2: You'd bring some BWO stickers out there? Ooh yeah, I
Speaker 2: was trying to think if you're allowed to dance stickers out?
Speaker 1: Yes, if we have the new ones in, I have
Speaker 1: not forgiveness later Okay, I haven't verified if we have
Speaker 1: that big box out there is new BWO stickers, because
Speaker 1: if not, we're.
Speaker 2: Kind of out.
Speaker 3: Oh I guarantee it is okay? Right Hey, speaking of cars,
Speaker 3: that brings us to this item. How would you like
Speaker 3: to own your own Dark Knight Trilogy batmobile. The tumbler
Speaker 3: style batmobile Bruce Wayne. Okay, yeah, I know the one
Speaker 3: you're talking about. Look on our Facebook page. You get
Speaker 3: your visual reference there. I think there's a few of
Speaker 3: those are Actually there's ten that have been commissioned for
Speaker 3: production from Warner Brothers through Bruce Waynex dot com. They
Speaker 3: are selling these fully functional tumbler batmobiles three million dollars each.
Speaker 3: There's only ten of them.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 3: Yes, they are fully functional, but not street legal. Oh well,
Speaker 3: what's the point. Well, if you're a super rich type,
Speaker 3: I'm sure if you're able to drop three mil on
Speaker 3: a batmobile, you probably have some property where you can
Speaker 3: nuts have it in the garage too. You're not gonna
Speaker 3: buy that and not drive it, are you? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm definitely if I bought a driving, But I'm saying
Speaker 1: have it in a nice garage. You know how when
Speaker 1: you see the guys like Jay Leno and all the
Speaker 1: car people that have like a garage full of cars,
Speaker 1: that batmobiles right in there, and then you just back
Speaker 1: it out and ride it on your track right out back.
Speaker 1: Because you have so much money that you can afford
Speaker 1: the three three mil. You're looking at the picture of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool, right, Yeah it is. I could see
Speaker 1: why it's not street legal. That thing just well, it
Speaker 1: kind of just spells the word ticket. It's pretty damn
Speaker 1: wide too, and uh I know it has like the
Speaker 1: jet type benchin. It doesn't shoot flames or anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's it's fully I thought underneath it, see right here,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe that was.
Speaker 2: Like a flame.
Speaker 1: Whoops, see like that, I thought maybe that was a
Speaker 1: flame age and check it out jr. Facebook page mere
Speaker 1: three million dollars. You're gonna have to act quick though,
Speaker 1: because there are only ten available.
Speaker 2: So somebody's making thirty mil.
Speaker 3: There's Batman, then there's Florida Man.
Speaker 4: Florida Man, Florida Man, flowing man. Got to be a
Speaker 4: flooding man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 3: Let's head to southwest Florida. Lee County represent Forty two
Speaker 3: year old Timothy Lincoln arrested after allegedly threatening to blow
Speaker 3: up an Alta beauty store.
Speaker 1: Okay, before we go into him blowing up the store,
Speaker 1: I just scrolled down from the Batman car on Facebook,
Speaker 1: and that's gotta be him.
Speaker 2: That's him. That's Timothy.
Speaker 3: So Timothy threatened to blow up an Alta beauty store,
Speaker 3: and judging from his mug shot, I think he went crazy.
Speaker 3: Using the testers inside the store.
Speaker 1: He definitely did. It appears that he put barbed wire
Speaker 1: across his forehead.
Speaker 2: You see that his whole.
Speaker 1: Face is colored different colors. His beard's blue. I don't
Speaker 1: think he did that there. I've been to Alta. I
Speaker 1: used to buy my wife gift cards there for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Lee County represents that is that's mugshot Hall of Fame
Speaker 1: material right there. Uh huh, yeah, you have to see
Speaker 1: a jar our facebook page. Did he say why he
Speaker 1: was blowing out the Ulta store?
Speaker 2: No, I guess he was just irritated.
Speaker 1: If I see that guy walking into an Alta and
Speaker 1: I'm buying my wife a gift card, I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kind of exit and come back later.
Speaker 3: That's not normally. I'm not trying to stereotype here, but
Speaker 3: that is not what you would expect customer base wise
Speaker 3: in an Alta.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I always you mentioned you know your wife like Seth store,
Speaker 3: SODA's mine, and whenever I hear that she's stopping by Alta,
Speaker 3: you don't want to know how that is decoded in
Speaker 3: my head. Yeah, there goes one hundred bucks minimum. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but hey they look great for us, Ain't that right?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm not, And I'm pushing back, man, I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, that's what what what I She says that,
Speaker 3: and that's what I hear. It's fine. I'm sure she
Speaker 3: will tell you the same thing when I say I'm
Speaker 3: going to buy some speakers.
Speaker 1: Hey, honey, I'm running the best buy, And immediately she
Speaker 1: knows the Lyncher checkbook is taking a hit.
Speaker 2: All right. So both those are at the j R. Facebook.
Speaker 3: Yes, correct, to tell you it's worth going there just
Speaker 3: to see the dude's mug shot. Yeah, while you're buying
Speaker 3: your three million dollar batmobile. Surfers might find this interesting.
Speaker 3: A study conducted in South Africa involving towing seal shaped
Speaker 3: boards fitted with different configurations of lights behind the boat
Speaker 3: to see which attracted the most attention. The researchers from
Speaker 3: Macquarie University in New South Wales discovered that giving led well,
Speaker 3: I think of it as ground effects for a surfboard.
Speaker 3: LED lighting underneath the surfboard I have the visual seems
Speaker 3: to deter shark attacks.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: Now, think about this. You've got the silhouettes of the surfboard.
Speaker 3: You're a shark down at the bottom. You're hungry, right,
Speaker 3: m You're looking up at the surface for prey. You
Speaker 3: see that silhouette, dark silhouette sitting on the surface of
Speaker 3: the seal, right, you think it's seal or what? No,
Speaker 3: you light up the bottom of the silhouette. Now it
Speaker 3: blends in with the sky light, thus making you not
Speaker 3: as visible to potential predators.
Speaker 1: So now when we have guys catching air, you're gonna
Speaker 1: see like it's gonna be like a lowrider catching in
Speaker 1: air because the lights on it, or or.
Speaker 3: A decked out pickup truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be the low rider I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: So also me being a ten percent shark because I
Speaker 1: watched Shark Week and I always have.
Speaker 2: You know how the Great Whites, I know, my bros
Speaker 2: out at Wammy Bay are gonna be all over this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know how uh you know how the
Speaker 1: you know how Great Whites do it?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Hump, they go down, No, they are down, No, they're
Speaker 1: down like this and they see that object and they
Speaker 1: race up as quick as they can. And that's how
Speaker 1: you that's how you get those air jaws shell and
Speaker 1: then they grab said seal.
Speaker 2: But not with these ground effects. I mean sounds like
Speaker 2: it makes sense. How much do they say how much
Speaker 2: it would cost or if it isn't heavy?
Speaker 3: These are just uh no, it's just led strip lights
Speaker 3: that like you.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't. I want to make sure how
Speaker 2: it's gonna affect to.
Speaker 3: A surf or lighting rig or anything. I'm sure these
Speaker 3: could be easily built into it.
Speaker 2: Not I've seen and I addrested my surfboards.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna I can't wait to try this out.
Speaker 1: Your next chance and your next time when you load up,
Speaker 1: as he always says, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Load up the woody and head out. I'm wan to
Speaker 2: Whammy Bay. Whammy Bay. You'll never let that down.
Speaker 3: To live it down. I wear it like a badge
Speaker 3: of honor. Now, Man the rock, We'll see you now,
Speaker 3: j r. R