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Speaker 2: So here's my.
Speaker 5: Question for you, because I have a friend who says
Speaker 5: that they're sick, and I know they have allergies, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, I thank you, you're sick?
Speaker 1: Is there can you tell the difference yeah, How.
Speaker 6: Well, when you're sick, you can feel, you feel achy,
Speaker 6: you feel you might have a fever. Allergies don't give
Speaker 6: me a fever, but allergies make me sneeze.
Speaker 7: A whole bunch and usually it's more of a congestion
Speaker 7: and it's not so much there's no color.
Speaker 1: How do you know you have allergies not? How do
Speaker 1: you know it's allergies causing it? Uh?
Speaker 7: Well, growing up in Indiana, I didn't have allergies. I
Speaker 7: didn't actually have allergies until I moved to Oklahoma.
Speaker 6: Yes, and so I didn't know exactly. At first.
Speaker 7: I kind of thought, am I catching a cold? And
Speaker 7: then someone said, no, it's just allergies. Pollen's high or
Speaker 7: Ragley's high, or you're in the dust bowl now girl.
Speaker 5: So so again, how can you tell the difference between
Speaker 5: being sick and have an allergies, especially as someone who
Speaker 5: is didn't have them growing up?
Speaker 7: Well, I would go to the ear nose, and throat
Speaker 7: doctor and they I would say, this is allergies.
Speaker 6: We'll give you a steroid shot and it'll take care
Speaker 6: of it. Which it would. It would clear it up
Speaker 6: within twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Okay, without going to the doctor. How would you know
Speaker 5: to go to the ear nose and throat rather than
Speaker 5: go to your.
Speaker 2: Regular doctor, right, I don't know it's okay to.
Speaker 1: Say you don't know. That's the whole point of this
Speaker 1: whole segment.
Speaker 2: Give me a fever. Fever is think of the a
Speaker 2: number one thing that differentiates allergies between a cold or
Speaker 2: a flu or any of those other ones. Because you
Speaker 2: don't get a fever with allergies. You'll get the ruddy nose,
Speaker 2: you get the watery eyes, the itchy throats, stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But I think the fever is the main and the
Speaker 2: body aches. Fever and body aches. That's how I know
Speaker 2: when I've got a cold or I've got a flu.
Speaker 2: Typically it's the body aches. You know, I can feel it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's really how it is, but
Speaker 2: it's how I feel. Like your nerves are extra sensitive, right,
Speaker 2: and like it just seems like everything's a little every
Speaker 2: time you move or whatever little twinge you're like, you know,
Speaker 2: a little little shock.
Speaker 1: I like where you're going with the fever, except you
Speaker 1: don't always get a fever with a cold. True statement,
Speaker 1: true statement.
Speaker 2: And that's why I had body aches into that as well,
Speaker 2: because of allergies, you really don't get body aches, you'll
Speaker 2: get itchy, watery eyes.
Speaker 5: So for me, allergies is like I get watery eyes first. Yeah,
Speaker 5: sneezing in watery eyes I get first.
Speaker 2: That's how I know.
Speaker 1: And I always feel it in my eyes first.
Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah, I mean that's where you're gonna feel
Speaker 2: it if you get it, you watery eyes first.
Speaker 5: No, I mean I mean allergies, right, because I don't
Speaker 5: get that when I'm when I'm when I have like
Speaker 5: a cold or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I'm not one hundred percent sure either.
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's many times where I've been like, oh
Speaker 5: I have just I have allergies are but it's probably
Speaker 5: been a cold, you know, chocolate. I think around here
Speaker 5: everybody just talks up being sick to allergies.
Speaker 2: Right. Well, as Lindsay was going on with her reasoning,
Speaker 2: I had to google it real quick, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: you've already done this.
Speaker 1: Maybe not.
Speaker 2: But allergies caused by immune reactions to triggers like pollen,
Speaker 2: usually causes itchy eyes or nose, produces clear mucus and
Speaker 2: lasts four weeks. Colds are viral and often produce thick,
Speaker 2: yellow or green mucus and may include a fever or
Speaker 2: Eggs typically resolve within one to two weeks.
Speaker 5: I'm under the impression that the color of you mucus
Speaker 5: isn't always the indicator, okay, because there are people that like, oh,
Speaker 5: I have a sinus infection because it's this color. That's
Speaker 5: not always true. You can have a sinus infection with
Speaker 5: clear snot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's that's the allergy part of it. And
Speaker 2: when the cold, because there's an infection deep in you.
Speaker 2: That's at least that's what I've always thought. When it
Speaker 2: comes to mucus, it's not when it's green or yellowish
Speaker 2: that's bad news. Yeah, you've got an infection in there,
Speaker 2: whether it be sinus or right cold or whatever. That's
Speaker 2: that's the indicator.
Speaker 5: But what I'm saying is you can have a sinus
Speaker 5: infection and it still be clear.
Speaker 2: It's not always. It's like a dog.
Speaker 1: You know a dog that its tails happy. That's not
Speaker 1: that's not true.
Speaker 2: It's the dogs wagging their tails though usually and just
Speaker 2: because of that, when a dog is sad or scared,
Speaker 2: little tuck yeah it tucks scared, yes, yes, but not happy.
Speaker 2: I don't know. And when they're sad, they kind of
Speaker 2: it may not tuck it, but it does droop. I've
Speaker 2: never seen a sad dog wag their tail.
Speaker 5: I'm not really clear on their mental state. So smack
Speaker 5: a dog and then watch its tail. Sure bet you
Speaker 5: it ain't wagging much after that.
Speaker 2: No, we can shift to that.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, Like, I have no idea what a dog.
Speaker 5: I just don't indicate a wagging a tail as they're happy,
Speaker 5: because dogs wag their tails when they're mad.
Speaker 1: That's, you know, barking that someone's at the door. Oh okay.
Speaker 2: As a guy who's had a lot of dogs and
Speaker 2: currently has two horses in the house and had to
Speaker 2: deal with an intruder yesterday, not really, it was just
Speaker 2: somebody at the door.
Speaker 1: I was out and look like intruder.
Speaker 5: That's somebody knocking on your door soliciting. It's not the
Speaker 5: same as an intruder.
Speaker 2: Here's here's the deal, man. Like, I'm in the garage
Speaker 2: watching the TikTok and I'm smoking right. The dogs are
Speaker 2: just going aps crazy in there, right, and I'm like what,
Speaker 2: I just open up the door and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: short of a goddamn intruder being in here. Shut the
Speaker 2: hell up. And then I turn around and there's a
Speaker 2: cable guy standing at the garage entrance. Amen, and need
Speaker 2: to go bury some cable in your bag. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're the intruder, got it, got it? Okay, my bad bro,
Speaker 2: dogs are inside. Head on back there at least the
Speaker 2: announced he was getting in your backyard. True statement, right,
Speaker 2: But with my dogs, back to the point. With my
Speaker 2: dogs and what I've seen with a lot of other dogs,
Speaker 2: when there's somebody at the door, their tail gets stiff,
Speaker 2: goes up, you know, because they're at attention, right, not
Speaker 2: so much relaxed and wagging as if where they're happy
Speaker 2: or or if they're sad.
Speaker 1: Then it's just just a tail. It's a good tale.
Speaker 5: And I know a lot of people that lived somewhere
Speaker 5: else and now they live here and now they have allergies.
Speaker 5: Growing up, I would get a sore throat. I remember
Speaker 5: having sore throats religiously in Iowa. Yeah, but no, no,
Speaker 5: it's a cold. Sore throat is more connected to.
Speaker 1: A cold than it is allergies, Okay, which I always
Speaker 1: thought it was like a drink. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know I never got into it.
Speaker 2: Man's you feel like crap, good, take this, drink a
Speaker 2: bottle of eight, Well, you'll be fine.
Speaker 1: It's you know what it is.
Speaker 5: It's like watching those stupid medication commercials and they're like
Speaker 5: leaky stool fatigue.
Speaker 2: And you're like, ah, yeah, you lost me. Testicular cancer
Speaker 2: all right, right, soreness between your your anis and genitals.
Speaker 1: That's a new one that comes out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, no, No, I'm not gonna take anything
Speaker 2: that's going to cause mild soreness between my anus and
Speaker 2: genitals new slash.
Speaker 1: I think all that's a scam.
Speaker 5: They give you so many symptoms, Like I think when
Speaker 5: the drug comes out and they're like, man, there's like
Speaker 5: no symptoms, and the boss is like, whoao, we're gonna
Speaker 5: need some symptoms. Can you at least put fatigue? Like
Speaker 5: is there a chance someone could get fit? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean I can put that down. What about dry mouth?
Speaker 5: Yeah no, they got dry mouth? Great, put that on there.
Speaker 5: They put into disclaimer. You're watching it, ego, Man, I
Speaker 5: do feel tired because it's Friday, right right, and I've
Speaker 5: been to baseball games all week and you got dry
Speaker 5: mouth because you're not drinking off water, you idiot.
Speaker 1: So you go to the doctor and you're like, doctor,
Speaker 1: and I think I have what you bang? Yeah, don't even.
Speaker 5: Get me going amen, don't even get me going on it.
Speaker 5: The other thing I was thinking was who is the
Speaker 5: if you're talking to somebody on your fist? Talking to
Speaker 5: my brother yestually on the phone and he was driving
Speaker 5: back home and the phone dropped out, and I was like,
Speaker 5: whose job is it to call back?
Speaker 1: Is it my brother's job?
Speaker 2: Is it my job?
Speaker 5: How do you know who's the person that's supposed to
Speaker 5: return the caller? Start to call again because you don't
Speaker 5: want to both do it at the same time. Then
Speaker 5: you're just you know, bumping, you know, two people going
Speaker 5: through a doorway, don't.
Speaker 6: That is true.
Speaker 7: That's why I always give it some time. But I
Speaker 7: feel like, whoever's talking, If you're just talking, talking, talking,
Speaker 7: and you're like, wait, hello, are they gaunt? You're not
Speaker 7: there anymore, it's on them to call you back because
Speaker 7: you're the ones still talking in their call drop.
Speaker 1: Is that something we've got to talk about ahead of time?
Speaker 2: How do they know that?
Speaker 1: It's an unspoken rule?
Speaker 6: I think so too.
Speaker 2: Unspoken, unwritten, completely made up by me. Right now, let's
Speaker 2: be clear.
Speaker 5: Unspoken rules aren't rules because you're not speaking, not speaking
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 1: But I think an unspoken rule is something we all
Speaker 1: just silently agree on. No, you don't know that you're
Speaker 1: assuming that until somebody speaks up and says no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no.
Speaker 2: Well it's an unspoken rule. Well I don't agree with that. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: not everybody agrees with the speed limit, but they Okay,
Speaker 2: let's go ahead and piece that together.
Speaker 5: You know, there's only laws because people can't control themselves elves, right, right,
Speaker 5: it's an unspoken rule.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't kill people. Well, it's it's written down on
Speaker 1: but we do.
Speaker 5: It's an unspoken rule that you don't assault people, but
Speaker 5: people do, all right, So this unspoken rule thing is
Speaker 5: only good to.
Speaker 2: It's not right.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't figure out.
Speaker 5: I was like, ah, I just let it go because
Speaker 5: I was like, I think the conversation's pretty much over.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of factors that go into it.
Speaker 2: How long has the conversation gone into you know, I
Speaker 2: think I think ultimately who initiated the call?
Speaker 1: Did you initiate the call. Did you call them or
Speaker 1: did they call you?
Speaker 2: And then if I think if they called you and
Speaker 2: the phone call drops, it's on them to call you
Speaker 2: back because they called you in the first place.
Speaker 5: Sure, let's say I started the call call my brother back,
Speaker 5: but he's not answering because you know, he's in a
Speaker 5: valley or whatever, right going, And I'm like, Okay, I
Speaker 5: guess he doesn't want to talk, and then I don't
Speaker 5: try anymore, and then he goes, why is my brother
Speaker 5: call me? Well, then he should call you back if
Speaker 5: if time has passed by, If that's the scenario, right,
Speaker 5: and a certain amount of time has passed by, five
Speaker 5: ten minutes or whatever, and he's like, oh, kum korban didn't.
Speaker 2: Call me back, then he should call you back and
Speaker 2: be like, why didn't you call me back? And be like,
Speaker 2: I tried, but you didn't answer because you're going through
Speaker 2: a tunnel, and.
Speaker 7: By then five ten minutes, then you're at your destination
Speaker 7: and you're moving on with your life.
Speaker 1: Conversation over the back except he was driving somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you have to ten minutes. Where are you going?
Speaker 5: It takes fifteen minutes to get downtown twenty minutes to
Speaker 5: get It takes me thirty minutes to get home.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you've already been on the phone with him
Speaker 6: for a while, so you you know, at that time,
Speaker 6: just chat.
Speaker 1: I hate when people call me when they're driving. You
Speaker 1: can't stand it because you're just chatting to pass time exactly.
Speaker 1: But I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I'm not driving
Speaker 1: to pass time, right right. It's very selfish when that happens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well it's okay to tell him, hey, man, I got
Speaker 1: stuff going on here. Let me call you back, or
Speaker 1: you know, call me back here at X y Z. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I do, ignore because guess what works?
Speaker 5: Messages? Yeah, he can leave a voicemail if he's like, hey,
Speaker 5: something's up, call me.
Speaker 2: I'll call him.
Speaker 5: If he calls me and he leaves a message and
Speaker 5: he goes, man, just driving, want to see what's up?
Speaker 2: Yere?
Speaker 6: Hey Corbyn, I was just calling because uh, and then
Speaker 6: the phone drops out.
Speaker 1: Sure, then I'm definitely not calling.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: What about if it's your boss calling? Yeah, if you're
Speaker 5: talking to your boss and the phone call drops out,
Speaker 5: what do you do?
Speaker 6: Wait for him to call back?
Speaker 2: I agree, they called you. That goes back to who
Speaker 2: initiated it, and you listen, they initiated it. They can
Speaker 2: call me back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how important is it is? Your
Speaker 1: job on the line.
Speaker 2: How do you know your call like it wasn't you
Speaker 2: that dropped out?
Speaker 5: Because that there's been times I'm standing in the call
Speaker 5: drops and I know my mom's at home and the
Speaker 5: call drops.
Speaker 1: So how do we know who's call dropped?
Speaker 2: Anyway? That's my point?
Speaker 1: Then you know what are we doing?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: That's why I think ignores the best policy and that
Speaker 1: goes for a lot of things in La Boys and Groove.
Speaker 2: So that's why we text, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: But you know what I can't stand is when I
Speaker 5: hypothetically you if I text you and you don't answer,
Speaker 5: you check your phone again? Not you, Royal you, You
Speaker 5: check your phone constantly, And I get so annoyed when
Speaker 5: I know it's someone that's got a bad phone habit
Speaker 5: and they don't text me back.
Speaker 1: You say you're busy, Just say no, just say I
Speaker 1: hate you, whatever it is.
Speaker 6: Or when someone leaves you on red.
Speaker 5: Again, I don't count that. I just say you reply
Speaker 5: or you don't. I count that as you might as
Speaker 5: leave me on red is the same as not replying. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Like you, you are someone
Speaker 5: who's on your phone all the time, just reply. I
Speaker 5: understand the idea of hey, I need a few minutes
Speaker 5: to process you wanting to go out.
Speaker 1: I got to come up with a good excuse why
Speaker 1: I can't, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, But leaving someone on red is worse than not
Speaker 6: replying at all.
Speaker 5: I don't think so, because I don't know if they
Speaker 5: really saw it. What if they put their phone down,
Speaker 5: didn't lock their screen and it just popped up.
Speaker 1: Isn't essentially the same thing as six and one, half
Speaker 1: a dozen or the other red implies they saw it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, but not red means they didn't see it
Speaker 5: there because they're doing you know, they're playing.
Speaker 2: Wordle right, I mean, the regardless of the end results
Speaker 2: the same. You're not getting an answer they opened the box. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree, So there's not much difference. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I have the same attitude with K. Okay, apparently K
Speaker 5: is a rude thing, like it's annoying if you put K.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't remember that, and then Ghibba will tell
Speaker 5: me if you're mad. Right, I just don't get caught
Speaker 5: up in all that stuff. But as far as calling back,
Speaker 5: I always seem to think if it's important, they'll call me.
Speaker 5: I don't know what happened. Maybe it's you, maybe it's me.
Speaker 5: If it's important, you'll reinitiate the call. If it's not,
Speaker 5: it'll be okay. And then when you're like, why didn't
Speaker 5: you call me back, I'll just go I don't know.
Speaker 5: I thought the call was over. I thought you hung up.
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a telephone technician. We're here talking now, aren't we, right?
Speaker 2: What do you need?
Speaker 1: I always love when a phone call starts like this.
Speaker 1: So what's going on? Oh god? Oh you know, just
Speaker 1: masturbating vigorously night.
Speaker 5: So I just sitting here waiting for someone to call
Speaker 5: because I'm bored off my ass.
Speaker 2: No, I got a.
Speaker 1: Gazillion things I'm trying to do. I was about to
Speaker 1: plan my plot on taking over the world, but uh,
Speaker 1: what's Yeah?
Speaker 5: It's always the same too, like Meetia, where you guys busy? No, No,
Speaker 5: I just hang around waiting for someone to come bring
Speaker 5: me something.
Speaker 1: Name.
Speaker 5: Anybody in a job who's inbox, isn't full right, who
Speaker 5: doesn't have the next thing they gotta do, and your
Speaker 5: boss or someone comes.
Speaker 2: In goes you busy.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm just sitting here, just sitting here waiting
Speaker 1: for this moment right now. Shoot, man, I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 1: Let's wrap. Glad you're I hate when people say that too.
Speaker 1: Glad you're No, you're not.
Speaker 2: Just say what's up? All right?
Speaker 1: We got to take a break. We got tickets to
Speaker 1: the Black Crows we're gonna give away. We'll be back.
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Speaker 8: news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn
Speaker 8: Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on News quakies from the
Speaker 8: Big nine Morning showing ninety seven bid.
Speaker 7: Parents arrested after locking their eleven year old out to
Speaker 7: teach them how to be homeless. This happened in Utah,
Speaker 7: where parents were arrested on Thursday after police say they
Speaker 7: locked their eleven year old child in an unheated garage
Speaker 7: as punishment. They told officers they were teaching the kid
Speaker 7: how to be homeless. Alicia and Robert to Macintosh of Taylorsville, Utah.
Speaker 7: They're forty six years old. They're facing aggravated child abuse
Speaker 7: charges and they're being held without bail. So apparently police
Speaker 7: first got involved with this family back in November when
Speaker 7: a neighbor.
Speaker 6: Called for a welfare check.
Speaker 7: Now officers are finding out that this kiddo when they
Speaker 7: got there, he crawled out from underneath a truck bedcover
Speaker 7: with a thin blanket and a knee pad as a pillow.
Speaker 7: They also found a bucket with a trash bagliner and
Speaker 7: a toilet seat standing in for a bathroom. Now, the dad,
Speaker 7: Robert McIntosh, said that, yeah, I put the kid there
Speaker 7: for a whole night. Said this was his punishment because
Speaker 7: the child had threatened to run away from home.
Speaker 1: Punishment for okay, yeah.
Speaker 7: I remember being I think eight or nine years old
Speaker 7: and I threatened to run away from home.
Speaker 2: I think every dad does that.
Speaker 6: And my dad was like, okay, let's go. I'll help
Speaker 6: you pack a bag.
Speaker 7: And he took me upstairs to my room, grabbed a
Speaker 7: suitcase and started packing it. And he was like, is
Speaker 7: there anything else you want? Is there anything in particular
Speaker 7: you want to.
Speaker 6: Take with you? And I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 6: this is real. I was I don't really want to.
Speaker 1: Leave, and that's the point of doing exactly. But that's
Speaker 1: a little different than what this cat did, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: figure it out, Tommy. Yeah, by the way, that's not
Speaker 1: real what he'd created anyway, like how to live be homeless?
Speaker 5: Yes, right, yes, well he's under the guys of safety
Speaker 5: of the dad. I agree, the dad's there to intervene
Speaker 5: at any time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I would argue that's probably better than the pack
Speaker 1: your bag and go.
Speaker 2: Yeah. To be fair, though, the kid did do good.
Speaker 2: He figured out how to be homeless. He found shelter,
Speaker 2: he made a toilet, because that's what you do, your
Speaker 2: brain does. And I don't know if he I don't
Speaker 2: know if he did. Maybe did he have access to
Speaker 2: the garage to a five gallon bucket? Where'd he get
Speaker 2: the five gallons?
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Either way, pulled his resources
Speaker 1: together and he figured it out. Good for that kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a wild story all together.
Speaker 6: And was it really only one night? Why were authorities called?
Speaker 2: Even?
Speaker 1: Well, I'll do you one better. What are the other
Speaker 1: punishments we don't know about?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: Right, makes him stay in a cage when he's like,
Speaker 5: you're acting like an animal.
Speaker 1: I'll show you an animal getting that cage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and start poking at him with a broomstick, hotter
Speaker 2: and hot dogs stolen.
Speaker 1: From school cafeteria.
Speaker 2: Comes out of Florida, where apparently the University High School
Speaker 2: was burgled last week. Police say two unidentified white males
Speaker 2: were seen jumping the fence near and near the gym
Speaker 2: about one o'clock in the morning. When they got into
Speaker 2: a nearby building, Building four to be exact case you're wondering,
Speaker 2: through an unlocked door. They started messing with some of
Speaker 2: the bicycles that belonged to their ese program, messing around
Speaker 2: with some other equipment. They went into a classroom, took
Speaker 2: fifty dollars worth of lanyards.
Speaker 1: But it didn't lanyards.
Speaker 2: Laniards you're gonna sell them on the street. Sure, God,
Speaker 2: Diversity High School lanyards for sale. I'll give you three
Speaker 2: for five dollars. So they stole the lanyards. They say
Speaker 2: they went into a second classroom and stole miscellaneous food items,
Speaker 2: including about one hundred waanters and some ice cream. They
Speaker 2: say that valued about sixty dollars. That wasn't the end
Speaker 2: of their their spree, though they're crying spree. On the
Speaker 2: way out the door, the suspects took a set of
Speaker 2: Allen wrenches off a desk that was in the hallway.
Speaker 1: There's just bad criminals out there. I'm telling you.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna steal something, steal something of value, you
Speaker 5: know much work you gotta do to pedal lanyards? Right,
Speaker 5: clientele alone, hod dogs I get? I mean everybody everybody
Speaker 5: likes a wiener.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's a mail right there, waaners and
Speaker 2: ice cream and a badge right right. And if you
Speaker 2: buy five lanyards, I'll throw in these Allen wrenches.
Speaker 1: Really, Like, where do you go? Do you stand out
Speaker 1: front of like you know, one oak? Right? Like, do
Speaker 1: you need a new lanyard for your key fob?
Speaker 2: Stand outside the school you stole them from?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a hard And you know some people want
Speaker 5: like lanyards that say the chiefs or the thunder or
Speaker 5: you know, they don't want a lanyard at all.
Speaker 1: They want the thing with the the like the extender.
Speaker 1: This had to be students at that school, right, had
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't I mean I could see tweakers breaking
Speaker 2: in and just because that's a lot of randomness right there,
Speaker 2: so I could probably see it. But to screams more
Speaker 2: more students. I think the lanyards is what does.
Speaker 1: It for me?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 5: Maybe because schools are so much more digital, they're like,
Speaker 5: there's not much to take, right.
Speaker 1: The chromebooks are usually locked up, right, I think. I
Speaker 1: don't know the kids take them home with them.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess they were like, damn, this is all we
Speaker 1: got and give me the waiters.
Speaker 5: Man are getting cauliflower ear procedures to look like Mma fighters.
Speaker 9: Why.
Speaker 5: This is a new trend that's making a rounds. So
Speaker 5: some men are paying to have their ears surgically deformed
Speaker 5: to get the lumpy, mishappened look associated with veteran MMA
Speaker 5: fighters and wrestlers. Cauliflower ear is what it's called, and
Speaker 5: it's typically caused by repeat blunt trauma and combat sports,
Speaker 5: causing blood to pool under the ear's car and harden
Speaker 5: into a warped shape that can't be reversed.
Speaker 1: It used to be considered an unfortunate side effect.
Speaker 5: Now, one practitioner says he's booked solid for a month
Speaker 5: in advance, charging eighty dollars per year, with multiple sessions
Speaker 5: needed for more dramatic looks. The trend is especially popular
Speaker 5: amongst men in Russia. Medical experts warned that unlicensed procedures
Speaker 5: carry serious risks, including hearing loss and cartilage infections that
Speaker 5: can develop into dangerous hematomas. A psychologist quoted in coverage
Speaker 5: noted that the procedure is ultimately futile since real fighters
Speaker 5: tend to radiate quite a bit confidence rather than broadcasting
Speaker 5: their history through their appearance.
Speaker 6: This is the dumbest thing ever. It is a hideous look.
Speaker 5: I'm going to push back on you because it is
Speaker 5: no different than any other feature you do to to
Speaker 5: give yourself confidence, right, and having that.
Speaker 2: Call offlower ear makes you look to people think you're
Speaker 2: an emmy fighter.
Speaker 5: I don't agree. I don't agree. I started getting call
Speaker 5: flower at one point and I just stopped. I was like,
Speaker 5: I don't want calflower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want no part of this. I don't.
Speaker 5: It definitely looks like you're committed to your sport, for sure,
Speaker 5: But I think it's just as much of a risk.
Speaker 5: And whatever any breast augmentations like, but you're just as
Speaker 5: much of a risk.
Speaker 1: It's just as dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But there's benefits to liposuction and breastops you.
Speaker 1: To you, right, just like this is a benefit to them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't see a lot of women being like.
Speaker 2: A flower, right.
Speaker 5: A lot of men don't get excited about the eyelash thing,
Speaker 5: but women still do it. You can't explain these things,
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Speaker 5: So a lot of us use TikTok. I enjoy the
Speaker 5: immense amount of talent that's in there. But it looks
Speaker 5: like they may start charging. Really so they're launching a
Speaker 5: three ninety nine charge just to use the app? Oh okay,
Speaker 5: and I can speak with confidence I'm not doing that, No,
Speaker 5: no chance. So I don't know if this is just
Speaker 5: like a thing going around on social media, but apparently
Speaker 5: this is like a consent pay model to get around
Speaker 5: data protection laws, and it's starting over in the UK
Speaker 5: because the UK has a data protection law that if
Speaker 5: you want to process someone's personal data to advertise them,
Speaker 5: you need clear consent from them to do so. Because
Speaker 5: the whole way those places work is they use targeted ads, right,
Speaker 5: They try to get things cater to you. That's why
Speaker 5: I always love messing with it. So they don't know
Speaker 5: what I want or use an alien yes, right.
Speaker 2: The fun thing about this is it doesn't matter whether
Speaker 2: I don't think it does. It matters when what alias
Speaker 2: you use or whatever. They still go off your search
Speaker 2: history just on Google right to start targeting ads.
Speaker 1: And I say that because this happened to me just
Speaker 1: over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend, I'm looking for some car parts and
Speaker 2: I click on a sitecarparts dot com to find my parts. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, right, great place to go. I guess I
Speaker 2: don't know, but I was just looking for it. And
Speaker 2: then I exit out of it and life was good.
Speaker 2: Flash forward two days later, I'm starting to see ads
Speaker 2: for that particular website on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was bizarre. It's never happened to
Speaker 1: me before.
Speaker 2: And I've searched all kinds of different things on Google
Speaker 2: and it's never been so targeted just like that.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't want to get into like how all
Speaker 1: that were.
Speaker 5: But you leave a cookie basically on your phoner on
Speaker 5: your computer, and some apps access that stuff to figure
Speaker 5: out what you do and don't like. But just because
Speaker 5: you would pay for this no ad version of TikTok,
Speaker 5: you would still get creators' ads, right, which sometimes are
Speaker 5: more annoying unless there's some suits.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: You get into a video and you think, oh, this
Speaker 2: is really neat, this is interesting, and would buy you
Speaker 2: the way if you did it?
Speaker 1: Da da da checked it you got me these sons
Speaker 1: of bitches.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and the idea of things that were free that
Speaker 5: cost money. Now, I mean, I know some some car
Speaker 5: companies were doing. If you want access to the heated seats, yeah,
Speaker 5: you had to pay a subscription fee Remote Start on your.
Speaker 1: App on my phone.
Speaker 5: I get the service for like a year, I think,
Speaker 5: and then I can start paying for it because they
Speaker 5: get you trained and then you can't turn it all right.
Speaker 2: That is the brilliant on the car manufacturer, right, because
Speaker 2: people will be like, well, yeah, I want that convenience,
Speaker 2: but stupid all the way around. I don't think you
Speaker 2: should have to pay to use your heated seats to
Speaker 2: be able to unlock your car from an app on
Speaker 2: your phone, you know.
Speaker 5: Well, and to me the ones that because it's so
Speaker 5: hard to do it from my keyfob, you have to
Speaker 5: like you know, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
Speaker 5: ba start just to get it to remote start.
Speaker 1: That that is pretty frustrating.
Speaker 5: I know that some people with internet too, like if
Speaker 5: you want internet in your car, like if you want
Speaker 5: to transfer it to another thing, you've got to pay
Speaker 5: another subscription fee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they get you. They're like, you know, for
Speaker 2: a little bit. After you get to cars Free, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is great.
Speaker 5: There's These are other subscription type of services that failed.
Speaker 5: Shuttle was a go to service for parents that needed
Speaker 5: someone to drive their ca It's to school. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: do you remember?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't remember remember that?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: They it didn't work because parents found it disappointing. So
Speaker 5: they had to show Yeah, because how do I trust
Speaker 5: that that's that's gonna work?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 1: Like you're it's a good person.
Speaker 5: No offense to uber drivers, but sometimes it's sketch and
Speaker 5: I think you're tripping. Yeah, and I don't mean crazy,
Speaker 5: well sometimes crazy, but sometimes actually medicinally tripping.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 5: Another one that was a subscription service that failed was
Speaker 5: one on one Studios. They uh produced video games that
Speaker 5: taught users things while they played. Hmm, I don't even
Speaker 5: have to read more. And I know why it failed. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you just go on the internet and buying it. I
Speaker 5: just want to play a game, right, figure it out yourself?
Speaker 6: Well or watch people on what is it? Twitch?
Speaker 1: Sound like?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: YouTube?
Speaker 2: Whatever? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 5: Another one, Choudy, is a subscription service that failed, and
Speaker 5: you hire a chef for yourself and twenty friends. They
Speaker 5: create all the food and bring it to you and
Speaker 5: drop it off.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool, yeah, yeah, name yeah.
Speaker 5: But when it's super expensive, right, Listen, if I'm paying
Speaker 5: over a certain price point, I don't want it shipped
Speaker 5: to me and I don't want it in a hefty container.
Speaker 2: Right, you should come to my house and cook it
Speaker 2: and it better be on a dish, right, using my
Speaker 2: crappy for sure.
Speaker 5: Another one that's on there called even Loot. It was
Speaker 5: a It was a platform for wedding planning proficient professionals.
Speaker 5: They had designers and stuff like that to help figure
Speaker 5: out how to make a design and make it easier
Speaker 5: for wedding planners. And wedding planners are like, I'm not
Speaker 5: paying for this. Hell, how many subscription services do we
Speaker 5: have in this building for things that we occasionally use?
Speaker 5: Off the top of my head, I can think of
Speaker 5: at least six.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can think of at least.
Speaker 5: Six, and I'm not going to name them all because
Speaker 5: they would be nobody would know what they are except
Speaker 5: for YouTube maybe right, because I'm wondering, what the hell
Speaker 5: are they just to do things that we have to
Speaker 5: do for that we used to have stuff in the
Speaker 5: building to do it with, right, right, right right. But
Speaker 5: now it's you know, in Ohio, next next to a
Speaker 5: church and some air conditioned energy sucking building.
Speaker 1: But that's always been a thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The other thing, as Lindsay pointed out, with cars and gas,
Speaker 5: is that is there a car if gas got too
Speaker 5: expensive that you a car you would go to that
Speaker 5: would be more fuel efficient?
Speaker 1: And what would that car be?
Speaker 2: Like? Would I step down and grade because the cars
Speaker 2: more fuel efficient?
Speaker 5: If that's the way you see it, sure, ok, okay,
Speaker 5: what would be the car you would step down?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 6: Lendsy like, uh that Chevy, the Camod Chevy Blazer.
Speaker 1: An electric vehicle, an electric vehicle. Okay, sometimes the electric
Speaker 1: vehicle problem creates. Uh you got to then pay to
Speaker 1: have a special electrical hookup at your home, which to
Speaker 1: me is a wash at that point. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: it takes you forty minutes just to fill up your
Speaker 1: by entering.
Speaker 5: I've had one and filled it up when I had
Speaker 5: a rental and I had to fill it up, and
Speaker 5: it took like maybe fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, still that's fifteen men. But it was next to
Speaker 1: a restaurant, so I was plugged in and went Nate.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: I remember Beefcake telet me braid promo breeding when he
Speaker 2: was here that he'd have to sit after thirty minutes
Speaker 2: forty minutes for that blazer to fill up quote unquote
Speaker 2: fill up.
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh. I would probably get like
Speaker 5: a Corolla, Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 1: Those are always that's pretty reliable, mind, you know, thirty
Speaker 1: five miles per gallon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a Honda Civic of sword, you know, or a
Speaker 2: Cord you know, some kind of small college girl car.
Speaker 5: You know, what are those roller skates? Because I saw
Speaker 5: one the other day a smart car. Nah, they look
Speaker 5: like those like a European car. They look like a
Speaker 5: little roller skate, but this person had it modified so
Speaker 5: it would peel out, and I was like, does it
Speaker 5: need the little wheelie protectors on.
Speaker 1: The back of wheelie bars?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or maybe you're thinking of a Fiat Those are
Speaker 2: small roller skate looking ish ye, boring kind of fits
Speaker 2: everything you're looking for. If you're modifying that kind of
Speaker 2: car to where you're burning the tire, you're doing burnouts
Speaker 2: in a car that shouldn't.
Speaker 1: What's the point then, right, because.
Speaker 2: You're just you don't look cool, You're putting a bigger
Speaker 2: engine in it, right, which takes away the point of
Speaker 2: having a gas saver.
Speaker 5: We were behind a car yesterday after pickup and they
Speaker 5: had modified pipes on their I think it was a
Speaker 5: charger maybe, And.
Speaker 1: My kids are like, why is that car so loud?
Speaker 2: Is it broken?
Speaker 5: And I was like, some's broken in it, And they're like,
Speaker 5: why do they do that? Why do they make their
Speaker 5: car so loud. I didn't have an answer. I said
Speaker 5: it I think it makes they think it's cool.
Speaker 1: That's probably the best answer you could have given them,
Speaker 1: because there's no real reason.
Speaker 5: You could make the argument with a motorcycle why they're
Speaker 5: modified to be loud, but the there's no real reason
Speaker 5: for a car to be loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a better fuel flow, more horse power.
Speaker 2: Not enough to make a difference. It makes a difference, though,
Speaker 2: but not enough. Like every every forty horse powers that
Speaker 2: that creates, it makes a difference, believe it or not.
Speaker 2: Forty is not does not seem like much of a number,
Speaker 2: but it does create a difference in that vehicle.
Speaker 1: Sure, but how much gas are you saving that that's
Speaker 1: not very much. That's a different story. Well then what's
Speaker 1: the benefit You're not racing. Yeah, yeah, but you just
Speaker 1: said it because you think you're cool.
Speaker 5: So it's like it's cauliflower ears, uh huh uh huh,
Speaker 5: it's it's it's getting uh extended eyelashes.
Speaker 2: It's like those guys that get like, let's it's just
Speaker 2: Chevy Silverad a fifteen hundred pickup. That's the standard full
Speaker 2: size pickup, right, four by four edition, right, which means
Speaker 2: a four wheel drive.
Speaker 1: Da da da da.
Speaker 2: But then they put regular low profile street tires on
Speaker 2: wire rims.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: This is not gonna get you out of the dirt
Speaker 2: and make you help you through the snow any No,
Speaker 2: it just looks cool.
Speaker 5: No, but there are certain car mods that are a
Speaker 5: part of the culture in your community, right right, Right.
Speaker 5: Low riders come to mind, Yes, the jumping cars come
Speaker 5: to mind in certain communities, right right.
Speaker 1: And that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yes, if it's on a sixty four I Paula, Okay,
Speaker 2: on a twenty twenty five Chevy Silverad, it looks retarded.
Speaker 2: And the same way with like those people that squat
Speaker 2: their trucks, if you know what I mean, where they
Speaker 2: just drop the ass n down about two inches. It
Speaker 2: looks stupid, but they think it looks cool. You're not
Speaker 2: benefiting anything. You're not gonna haul anything in that.
Speaker 5: I don't know if there's a car mod after market
Speaker 5: that makes your car cool, you just think it's cool, Like,
Speaker 5: I don't know if there's a real thing you're like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 5: looks nice. Like cup holders. When people they put those
Speaker 5: in cars, you went Nobody was like this is dumb.
Speaker 5: They were like, thing, got off to buy that thing
Speaker 5: that hangs on the window, right, right right. So far
Speaker 5: as mods that make it look cooler, you're probably right.
Speaker 5: Is there an aftermarket thing you can do to a
Speaker 5: car that is became like the car industry went, that's
Speaker 5: a good idea and then accepted it into their design
Speaker 5: in the future of cars, spoilers, No spoilers already existed.
Speaker 5: That's not I mean, people do that in the aftermarket,
Speaker 5: but that's because the industry did that. They put it
Speaker 5: on the cars that made sense the engineers right, right,
Speaker 5: But it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: It makes sense for NASCAR if you're doing two hundred
Speaker 2: miles an hour, but it doesn't make sense on your
Speaker 2: regular twenty eighteen Chevy Impod on a front wheel drive.
Speaker 2: You're not going that far fast. You don't need all
Speaker 2: that downdraft. It makes no difference. It's just there for looks.
Speaker 2: I think you're right. I don't think there's a single
Speaker 2: after market looks wise that makes any sense. Rims wheels, okay,
Speaker 2: I mean they already had some, Yeah, they have different options.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, makes it look cooler.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It doesn't improve the car in any capacity. No, it's
Speaker 5: just cosmetic.
Speaker 2: Right now, If you want to go for engine improvements,
Speaker 2: there's all kinds of stuff you can do. Superchargers, turbo chargers,
Speaker 2: you know, stuff like that, to make it go faster,
Speaker 2: different intakes, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: You can really get deep into it mechanic wise.
Speaker 5: Sure, but you know what house poor is. House poor
Speaker 5: means you bought a house that you can't afford. You
Speaker 5: don't need all that space. It's I would argue, that's
Speaker 5: kind of the same thing. When you modify the engine
Speaker 5: on your car. Your car poor, You are putting so
Speaker 5: much into your car to give it power that you
Speaker 5: don't need, right, right.
Speaker 2: But you can impress your friends, right compensate, I get it.
Speaker 2: That's exactly where it's at.
Speaker 5: Somebody texting and said window ten. Some cars come with
Speaker 5: to an yes, but it's not it's not as dark. Right,
Speaker 5: it does help. It's better than not having any at
Speaker 5: all whatsoever. But you know it's not dark enough to
Speaker 5: change the temperature dramatically inside the vehicle. Right They well,
Speaker 5: they won't go they won't break the law, that's true. Yeah, right,
Speaker 5: where you go to your tin guy and hey, man,
Speaker 5: do five right? And five is as low as you
Speaker 5: can go. And if you can find a guy that'll
Speaker 5: go lower than that, good for you. But you got
Speaker 5: to watch out for that ticket.
Speaker 7: Custom paint jobs, I'll give it that. And lights like
Speaker 7: the led lights that you see on.
Speaker 5: The box doesn't improve the car. Again, we're talking about
Speaker 5: something that improves the car. Where the engineers that design
Speaker 5: cars go, dang it, that was a good idea. Why
Speaker 5: didn't we put mirrored stuff on the mudflaps?
Speaker 2: How about how about the hyper white lights that you
Speaker 2: can see into the future. You know, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the ones that are so goddamn bright they light up
Speaker 2: everything and when you're passing them, you can't see nothing
Speaker 2: because their lights are so goddamn bright.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't need lights at bright unless you're hunting
Speaker 5: in the everglades.
Speaker 1: You don't mean bright lights, that bright off.
Speaker 5: Roading if you're if you dual use your vehicle. But
Speaker 5: if you have tires on your car to off road,
Speaker 5: you're driving on the highway. You're not smart. You're wasting
Speaker 5: your tires and gas. Yeah, and they're loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I can't think of a thing that the aftermarket community
Speaker 5: created and the engineers went, damn it, they got us.
Speaker 2: We'll have to do that.
Speaker 1: Boss.
Speaker 5: All right, we got to take a break. We got
Speaker 5: tickets to Black Crows we're gonna give away when we
Speaker 5: come back. You need to be calling a three three
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Speaker 5: so singxing is the game.
Speaker 2: Current record is well, I am leading with six and
Speaker 2: Lindsey is right behind me with five, and you were
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Speaker 5: Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2: What is your name? Before?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 2: You're on there? What is your name?
Speaker 9: Chris?
Speaker 1: Chris? How are you today?
Speaker 2: Chris?
Speaker 1: Who would you like to give clues? Your choices are
Speaker 1: me or Lindsey.
Speaker 2: Go Lindsey.
Speaker 5: You have sixty seconds, Chris to get as many right
Speaker 5: as you can. She's going to give you clues for
Speaker 5: a song. If you get more right than Gimpi and
Speaker 5: his contestant, you are going to win those.
Speaker 1: Tickets to see the Black Crows.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Here we go.
Speaker 7: All right, two guys sing together about a female who
Speaker 7: takes advantage of the opposite sex. They she will chew
Speaker 7: them up and spit them out.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: Yes, this is.
Speaker 7: From Wayne's World. Most popular song from the movie Wayne's World. Yes, yes,
Speaker 7: you're right. This is a reggae rap song or rap
Speaker 7: artist who reggae And this is about getting uh caught cheating.
Speaker 2: And uh huh?
Speaker 6: And what is the name of the song?
Speaker 7: It's what you're supposed Yes, this is the music video
Speaker 7: had this artist in between a bunch of beautiful women
Speaker 7: all wearing black dresses and playing the guitar.
Speaker 6: And if you are, if you have, if you have
Speaker 6: a drug problem?
Speaker 5: Time time time, I got three might be good enough
Speaker 5: for the win. Hang on the line, buddy, Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Ryan, Ryan?
Speaker 5: You and Gimbi have to be three.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Come on, buddy.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 2: This is Chris Brown's girlfriend and one could say this
Speaker 2: is what he beat her with it keeps the the
Speaker 2: the rain off of you Umbrella. Uh, Jonathan Davis's band
Speaker 2: named after a vegetable.
Speaker 1: Yes and Uh.
Speaker 2: This came off the Fall the Leader album, probably one
Speaker 2: of the most popular tracks off of that. I think
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: This is a reggae type song from the early two
Speaker 2: thousands about canines and what happened to them.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Uh. This is the guy who wears the Arby's hat.
Speaker 2: And this is the song about not being sad.
Speaker 1: Happy. Yes, yes, you got it, you got it okay.
Speaker 2: Nineteen eighties female artist starred in Greece with John Travolta,
Speaker 2: and it's a song about pe.
Speaker 1: What's the P and PE stand for?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Physical? Yep, let's get physical. No, you got it right,
Speaker 1: it's just physical.
Speaker 5: This is the crazy woman who looks like she's high
Speaker 5: on meth. Oh, congratulations, man, you're getting those tickets to
Speaker 5: see the Black Crows.
Speaker 2: August eighth of the Hard Rock.
Speaker 1: Oh, good job, my friend. Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Hand sorry, Chris. Uh, three was not enough give me.
Speaker 1: This is the one that Lindsay couldn't get at the end.
Speaker 1: This is a tough one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Eighties rock star last name of this person is a
Speaker 2: part of your hand, not the top but the bottom
Speaker 2: of it. Trying to get the connection there for Robert
Speaker 2: Palmer and if you are hooked on drugs, some people
Speaker 2: would say you are blanked on drugs. You are blank
Speaker 2: say too, yeah, but what's the maybe another way, what's
Speaker 2: the office is the last word in the song title.
Speaker 2: It's the opposite of hate, right, love? Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think if you get them to say Palmer, Robert
Speaker 1: Palmer and love.
Speaker 2: That's yeah.
Speaker 5: You go to rehab because you are blank blank drugs, right,
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Speaker 5: at kmod dot com. This email I got sent to us,
Speaker 5: I had to clean up because it was so long,
Speaker 5: but it said we completely at our wits end with
Speaker 5: our neighbor.
Speaker 1: His property has been neglected for years. The yard is
Speaker 1: severely overgrown, the backyard pool has turned into a mosquito
Speaker 1: filled swamp, and we're spending our own money treating our
Speaker 1: yard just to be outside. We're also constantly dealing with
Speaker 1: snakes we believe are coming from his property, and there's
Speaker 1: a large damage tree hanging over our shop and classic
Speaker 1: cars that we're afraid could fall at any time. The
Speaker 1: situation inside the property seems just as bad. Garage is
Speaker 1: piled with trash, there's.
Speaker 5: A sewage line like smell coming from the house, and
Speaker 5: neighbors have even heard rumors the home went without running
Speaker 5: water for a period of time. Multiple complaints have been
Speaker 5: made to the city over the years, but nothing changes
Speaker 5: at this point. We're frustrating concern for our property and
Speaker 5: safety and honestly worried the neighbor may not be mentally Well,
Speaker 5: it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that is a lot to take in.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Worrying about your neighbors and what they
Speaker 1: do to your house can be a time suck.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but that does the stuff affects your house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they get rodents in there and insects, much like they're
Speaker 2: dealing with mosquitoes from the pool. And it's I lived in.
Speaker 5: A house and across the street was a kind of
Speaker 5: a rundown house, but the window was always open, and
Speaker 5: I was convinced they were selling crack out.
Speaker 2: Of it, Okay, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: There was always something, someone always standing there, arm hanging out.
Speaker 1: And I've never bought crack. I've seen a couple movies. Well,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Did it have the shoes
Speaker 1: thrown over the power line?
Speaker 5: No, But to be fair, i've seen those by the school,
Speaker 5: so I don't know if that really matters. And so
Speaker 5: I watched it for a while and the guy's arm
Speaker 5: was hanging and I finally just like called the police,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, listen, it's probably a nothing burger. I
Speaker 5: don't expect you to come out, but I think there's
Speaker 5: something crack or some drug out of my neighbor's house
Speaker 5: right across the street. And they're like, okay, there's not
Speaker 5: much we can do based off of suspicion, but we
Speaker 5: have heard about this house before and there wasn't even
Speaker 5: a week later they raided the house.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 5: Now I don't think that was because of me. I
Speaker 5: think maybe there was something already building and they were
Speaker 5: connecting some dots and it finally came together.
Speaker 1: Just correlation. Yeah, your phone call was the final nail
Speaker 1: that they needed.
Speaker 2: But here's my thing. If you're going to sell drugs,
Speaker 2: be more inconspicuous. Yeah, right, everybody knows that they come
Speaker 2: in and hang out for a little while. You don't
Speaker 2: just come in, get your stuff and leave you stead
Speaker 2: around for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I had an employee when I worked running the radio station,
Speaker 5: and I was known to be kind of willing nillion
Speaker 5: like it's fine, and he would drink beer at night
Speaker 5: and I came in the next morning and he threw
Speaker 5: the beer bottles away after the trash people had already
Speaker 5: cleaned the trash and now so now there's beer bottles
Speaker 5: in there. And I had to call them in and
Speaker 5: be like, yo, man, yeah, now I have to have
Speaker 5: this conversation with you when you could have just thrown
Speaker 5: them in the dumpster that you walk by when you leave, right,
Speaker 5: And he was like, so I can't drink beer anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a you decision.
Speaker 5: Just don't make it where we got to have this
Speaker 5: conversation again, right, be more def.
Speaker 6: We had a neighbor in.
Speaker 7: The neighborhood that we lived in in Indiana before we
Speaker 7: moved back to Oklahoma, right directly across the street from us.
Speaker 7: They had a giant RV that would sitting in their
Speaker 7: front yard for a long time and one day it
Speaker 7: it up and left and it was it was an
Speaker 7: eyesore for sure. And the mother, the wife, came over
Speaker 7: one day, knocked at our door and she said, you
Speaker 7: didn't have to call the city on us, and we hadn't.
Speaker 7: It wasn't us that that didn't actually for yeah, And
Speaker 7: I said, hey, you know she was like, my husband
Speaker 7: has been has been ridiculed with cancer all over his body.
Speaker 7: And I said, I'm very sorry, and she was like
Speaker 7: so you know, we were going to move it eventually,
Speaker 7: and I said, that's not a plan. Yeah, I was like, listen,
Speaker 7: it wasn't us. I couldn't care less that you had
Speaker 7: that RV sitting there. It wasn't until probably the time
Speaker 7: that we were getting ready to put our house on
Speaker 7: the market that we really started taking notice to their property.
Speaker 7: All of a sudden, they had a fire pit in
Speaker 7: their front yard and they were up until two sometimes
Speaker 7: three in the morning.
Speaker 6: Working on cars, like welding and all of this in
Speaker 6: their front yard. They would have like six or seven
Speaker 6: different cars in.
Speaker 7: Their front yard, like running like a body shop out
Speaker 7: of their house, and what the heck is going on.
Speaker 7: So eventually we ended up calling and saying, hey, listen,
Speaker 7: we're putting our house on the market and they've got
Speaker 7: old body shop in their front yard. And that's when
Speaker 7: they had to clean up there their area. But yeah,
Speaker 7: the whole RV didn't bother us.
Speaker 5: So many text in if they're in city limits, called
Speaker 5: code enforcement to see if there's anything that can be done.
Speaker 5: They're outside of city limits, there's probably not much they
Speaker 5: can do. Another one if it's city limits, go to
Speaker 5: a city council meeting. If out in the country, go
Speaker 5: to commissioner's meeting and bring it up. Google city ordances
Speaker 5: or state statutes and bring those up as well. If
Speaker 5: you're concerned about mental health, maybe start a well with
Speaker 5: a wellness check. Hopefully that will get something started. Uh,
Speaker 5: let's address those kind of combined. Besides a wellness check,
Speaker 5: that's all slow drip. You call code enforcement. They may
Speaker 5: come check in the next day, week or so, but
Speaker 5: in terms of where real momentum happens, it could be months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't they.
Speaker 2: Say in the email that they called the city to
Speaker 2: see if there's anything they could do.
Speaker 5: They said, nothing happened. But that doesn't mean you're not
Speaker 5: in the middle of a process. True at true, you
Speaker 5: can put a sticker on someone's built door, but that
Speaker 5: doesn't make anything different.
Speaker 1: Right, They can go over there and talk to the
Speaker 1: owner of the house. Hey man, you gotta clean this up.
Speaker 2: I know, at least from what I've seen on television
Speaker 2: and stuff that, like, you get so many warnings before
Speaker 2: they're like, Okay, now we're gonna cite you for having
Speaker 2: X y Z wrong with your place, for having it overgrown,
Speaker 2: for being an ice whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many of those are though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I would think that that takes years of
Speaker 5: not pain. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if anything, I think
Speaker 5: at worst case scenario, they put a lean on the home, right,
Speaker 5: which so what I know plenty of people that are
Speaker 5: finally getting leans on their home, Like I'm not selling anyway,
Speaker 5: and if I am, it's because I have to move
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna file for bankruptcy.
Speaker 2: So I wonder, like they they mention a neighbor and
Speaker 2: afraid that he might have some mental illness, isn't that
Speaker 2: what they said or something like that, I wonder.
Speaker 1: If there's even a neighbor there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I've known people that lived in houses
Speaker 5: in neighborhoods that didn't have the water on right, right,
Speaker 5: and they were just fine with it, right.
Speaker 2: Well, it's there's a lot more to it that the
Speaker 2: the overgrown ness of the yard, the trees, the pool
Speaker 2: not being cleaned out. To me, those are all signs
Speaker 2: of like an abandoned home. Yeah, and you know, they
Speaker 2: can assume that there's a neighbor there, but if have
Speaker 2: you ever seen him walk out? Do you hear anything
Speaker 2: coming from next door?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 1: So if I remember the because it was very long email.
Speaker 5: They said they had tried to talk to him, but okay,
Speaker 5: he was not responsive.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 5: Kind of like the example Lindsay gave. You can go
Speaker 5: to those people and then go, oh, we're going to
Speaker 5: get to it. That's not a real thing. That's not
Speaker 5: a real action, right.
Speaker 2: It was just word.
Speaker 5: That's hope, right. And if anything, I was not going
Speaker 5: to go with there's no one there. It's that somebody's
Speaker 5: dealing with a medical thing. And I think when people
Speaker 5: get elderly, they they tend to just not let it go,
Speaker 5: but they tend to let.
Speaker 2: It go, right, And maybe they don't have family that
Speaker 2: live close by to help him out. I'd like to
Speaker 2: think if my parents were still around for one that
Speaker 2: like they got to that point that one of us
Speaker 2: boys would step in and be like, we we got
Speaker 2: to clean up this yard, we gotta trim we gotta
Speaker 2: do something.
Speaker 1: We got to take care of our parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The person that said about mental health and starf with
Speaker 5: a wellness check, I hear you. That's good and dandy.
Speaker 5: But if they're fine and they answer the door and
Speaker 5: they tell the cops to get bent, that's it.
Speaker 1: Right, because they're there just there to make sure that
Speaker 1: they're still alive.
Speaker 5: Well, and they can't enter unless they think something suspicious, right,
Speaker 5: they have reasonably they can't just kick open a door if.
Speaker 7: They if they go and they see that is it's
Speaker 7: like a hoarder's house, can they enter then Nope?
Speaker 5: Really they have to have suspicion of something wrong, right,
Speaker 5: and inability to purge.
Speaker 6: Is not suspicious, But it's an unsafe living environment.
Speaker 1: By whose definition?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Tell me the city code that says you got to
Speaker 1: keep your house in order? Maybe just maybe let's go
Speaker 1: with the hoarder thing here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they've got dead animals inside because that seems
Speaker 2: to be a theme with with hoarders, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, dead cat, mice, whatever. That smell of a
Speaker 2: rotting core, yeah, would trigger enough to be like I
Speaker 2: think inside, I think so, I think so.
Speaker 7: Or there's so much stuff inside that the person has
Speaker 7: fallen can't get up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but again but they don't know that, yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: If they can see like a foot, if they look
Speaker 5: through a window and they see a foot, I think
Speaker 5: that's enough.
Speaker 2: But the smell of a rotting carcass, which is very distinct,
Speaker 2: would probably trigger enough to be like, okay, we got
Speaker 2: to go inside. And if he's just sitting there in
Speaker 2: his underwear watching SpongeBob, then okay.
Speaker 5: Text reasonable answer, Code enforcement and adult protective services can
Speaker 5: be your friend. Call them frequently, make enough noise they
Speaker 5: can't ignore you. Nuclear answer movies have lied to us
Speaker 5: for decades. Arson is actually very difficult to prove. So
Speaker 5: as long as you don't use an accelerant like gasoline,
Speaker 5: dry leaves and grass will start a big fire.
Speaker 1: Just fine, Okay, don't do that. You weren't lying on
Speaker 1: the nuclear park.
Speaker 5: Don't light someone's hounse on fire. I don't know if
Speaker 5: it's really difficult to prove.
Speaker 2: I mean, don't if there is a broken bottle that
Speaker 2: has up in a beam down all live from the
Speaker 2: sun that caused the noss and dead limbs to catch
Speaker 2: on fire, you didn't start it.
Speaker 1: You didn't start to find.
Speaker 5: Somebody said, Adult protective services can be your friend and
Speaker 5: call them frequently.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 5: When that becomes your thing, you're now that person. It
Speaker 5: takes over you, becomes your project. Subconsciously. H somebody texting
Speaker 5: and I think this is the person that wrote the email.
Speaker 1: He's young. We think he has aspergers. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean what right?
Speaker 9: So what so?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Likes so what Aspergers is hardly a condition that makes
Speaker 1: you incapable of taking care of things. Hey, it's it's
Speaker 1: not like they're a quadriplegic and have no use of
Speaker 1: any other limbs, right right? Uh listener email from someone.
Speaker 1: We're completely at our wits end with our neighbor. His
Speaker 1: property has been neglected for years.
Speaker 5: The art is severely overgrown, the backyard pool has turned
Speaker 5: into a mosquito filled swamp, and we're spending our own
Speaker 5: money treating our yard just to be outside. We're also
Speaker 5: constantly dealing with snakes we believe are coming from his property,
Speaker 5: and there's a large damage tree hanging over our shop
Speaker 5: and classic cars that we're afraid could fall at anytime.
Speaker 5: The situation inside the property seems.
Speaker 2: Just as bad.
Speaker 5: The garage piled with trash, there's sewage smell coming from
Speaker 5: the house, and neighbors have even heard rumors the home
Speaker 5: went without water for a period of time. Multiple complaints
Speaker 5: have been made for to the city over the years,
Speaker 5: but nothing changes.
Speaker 2: At this point.
Speaker 5: We're frustrated, concerned for our own property and safety, and
Speaker 5: honestly worried the neighbor may be not mentally well, Lindsey,
Speaker 5: I think you have to.
Speaker 7: Just call the city continuously until something is done, or
Speaker 7: move that those are your only options.
Speaker 6: I feel like.
Speaker 7: Code enforcement just get on the horn with the city
Speaker 7: until they come out and do something about it.
Speaker 6: Your property value is nothing.
Speaker 1: Now that's not true. It's not nothing.
Speaker 6: I mean I wouldn't want to live.
Speaker 9: Well, that doesn't make it nothing. Loans you see that
Speaker 9: as your neighbor, Okay, but that doesn't make it nothing.
Speaker 9: It doesn't help at all, But it doesn't make it
Speaker 9: nothing right. Does it diminish your property value?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Maybe people like that stuff? Give pee?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I think you've got several options here that you could explore.
Speaker 2: There's one option of not doing anything about it, dealing
Speaker 2: with it, accepting it, and moving on with your life.
Speaker 2: It is what it is. There's nothing you can do
Speaker 2: about it. Suck it up and get back to work.
Speaker 2: There's that option. You can hire somebody to come over
Speaker 2: and mow the lawn and trim the trees and clean
Speaker 2: things up, regardless of what the owner says. And if
Speaker 2: the owner comes out with a shotgun, it's like get
Speaker 2: up my row. Then Okay, that's you know there's somebody there.
Speaker 2: At least, then you know somebody is there and alive
Speaker 2: and can think at least clearly enough to raise a
Speaker 2: shotgun and run somebody off of their house. So that's
Speaker 2: an option. Hire somebody to come clean it up, or
Speaker 2: there's the third option of going over there and cleaning
Speaker 2: it up yourself. Move your classic cars out of the way,
Speaker 2: trim the tree branches down, cut the grass. The pool
Speaker 2: might be a different story, but you can rent a
Speaker 2: sump pump and dump the water out of it. Pump
Speaker 2: the water out. That clears up your mosquito infestation. Okay,
Speaker 2: so there are some options you can do about it. Clearly,
Speaker 2: calling the city isn't doing anything, so it's you know,
Speaker 2: forget about it, go on with your life, or take
Speaker 2: matters into your own hands.
Speaker 5: I love when people think what happens on the other
Speaker 5: side of the fence is your responsibility or right, it's
Speaker 5: their property. They can do whatever they want. What if
Speaker 5: you move in and those people aren't there, and then
Speaker 5: those people move and then this type of person moves in,
Speaker 5: there ain't nothing you can do.
Speaker 2: It is what it is.
Speaker 1: Of the times that I bought houses and I have
Speaker 1: bought four. I've never been like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: live next to that. Right If I like the house,
Speaker 1: I like the house. Right you except your neighbors for
Speaker 1: what they are.
Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, As far as what can you do in
Speaker 5: this situation, somebody texting in, I think this is a
Speaker 5: great idea. Throw some chlorine tablets over the fence into
Speaker 5: the pool to help deal with the mosquitoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't tell me like they're using it anyway.
Speaker 5: The biggest thing that I took from it is why
Speaker 5: are you storing classic cars under a tree that could
Speaker 5: fall down? It feels like you did that right. And
Speaker 5: then what you can do is start documenting everything. Take
Speaker 5: good notes, take pictures, Get an arborist that says the
Speaker 5: tree has to come down, and you just want to
Speaker 5: quick fix right. This thinks this is a slow burn,
Speaker 5: So I think that you have to keep good documentation.
Speaker 5: Get the arborist, go to him and say you got
Speaker 5: to take this tree down. If they don't, you can
Speaker 5: take them to small claims.
Speaker 2: Cord.
Speaker 5: I believe Oklahoma has a it's called the fence law
Speaker 5: or something like that. Because of shared property lines, they
Speaker 5: have their responsibility to maintain By the way, you can
Speaker 5: take them to small Claims cord and they could lose.
Speaker 5: That doesn't mean anything. But where I think you really
Speaker 5: got to get in is you need to deal with
Speaker 5: the sewage thing. If you have a sewage smell coming
Speaker 5: from the house, that is a massive health department issue,
Speaker 5: and they can act faster and get your counselmate person
Speaker 5: to come over. I want you to come over, get
Speaker 5: them involved, be a caring to them. But there also
Speaker 5: is this empathy thing that maybe this person's not doing
Speaker 5: well for whatever, and you can get you know, adult
Speaker 5: services involved or whatever. But what are you gonna do
Speaker 5: when they have nobody? What are you gonna do when
Speaker 5: they take him out of his home and he's screaming
Speaker 5: that he doesn't want to leave, right, and.
Speaker 2: Then stuff still gets overgrown. Yeah, mosquitoes still breed. You're
Speaker 2: still dealing with the same problems. These ain't nobody living
Speaker 2: there now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then it's wrapped up in some legal scenario
Speaker 5: and it's got to play out and it gets worse
Speaker 5: because there's no money to take care of it. The
Speaker 5: city is gonna do its best, but they don't have
Speaker 5: the funds to take care of you. The house next
Speaker 5: to your house.
Speaker 1: M it's a little slow.
Speaker 5: It is turning an aircraft carrier. So I think you
Speaker 5: either got to come to peace with it or get
Speaker 5: to working. But keep in mind, you get to working,
Speaker 5: it ain't your job. And this person can call you
Speaker 5: the police on you and you're trespassing. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 5: got to come to terms, my man, and and this
Speaker 5: is other. Just go talk to your neighbor see if
Speaker 5: they need help.
Speaker 1: Can I help you? And maybe you have, but sometimes
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 9: What it is.
Speaker 1: We got to take a break and we'll be back.
Speaker 5: Seemail says I have a problem with porn and I
Speaker 5: think it's been ruining my life for years. Obviously, nobody
Speaker 5: around me knows I do this. I had a relationship
Speaker 5: in last year because of it, and I said nothing.
Speaker 5: I start the day looking at porn while I'm in
Speaker 5: the stole at work. Sometimes I'll be late after looking
Speaker 5: at it. I'll look up and it's been an hour.
Speaker 5: I've tried stopping more times than I can count. The
Speaker 5: guilt just makes it worse. Has anyone stopped looking at
Speaker 5: porn ever? Actually gotten out of this? Because it doesn't
Speaker 5: feel like something I can just decide to stop. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna guess it's a dudet just being crazy.
Speaker 1: You're probably right, just think it. However, it could be
Speaker 1: a girl. If it's not, call me right.
Speaker 5: Guy says he's addicted to porn, been late for looking
Speaker 5: at porn. No porn is that good? No, no, porn's
Speaker 5: that good.
Speaker 1: Unless you're just doom scrolling porn.
Speaker 2: Right, you're not watching one particular video, You're just lost
Speaker 2: in the fog.
Speaker 1: I know there's porn on the on X. Is there
Speaker 1: porn on Tiki Taki? No, won't let you? No, no, no, Redd.
Speaker 1: It's a good place for too, Okay, yeah, yeah, what's
Speaker 1: your source? Sir? Did you submit your ID to get approved? Right?
Speaker 1: And if you think you have a problem, what other
Speaker 1: indicators are there for you? If no one? I mean,
Speaker 1: what are the indicators of being an addict?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? Being late because of it? Right?
Speaker 2: It's affecting relationships, which they have said that has happened before.
Speaker 5: Were I mean, I want to know, like what that
Speaker 5: means about I had a relationship in last year because
Speaker 5: of it?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Like she kept saying, get off the porn, get away
Speaker 5: from the porn, right, and you were like, yeah, I
Speaker 5: will and then you didn't or is she talking to
Speaker 5: you and you're you know, seeing.
Speaker 1: To human beings clean each other.
Speaker 2: Uh huh uh huh yeah that's nice. Uh huh yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah that sounds crazy, lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that sucks.
Speaker 2: And to roll over and open the porn in the morning, right,
Speaker 2: first thing, oh dog, first thing. I mean, everybody's got
Speaker 2: there their thing that they do first thing in the morning,
Speaker 2: whether it's TikTok videos interesting. Some people go to Facebook,
Speaker 2: some people will open up news apps, okay, yeah, some
Speaker 2: people turn on the news on the television. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's got their thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Uh no.
Speaker 5: I think normal people get up in like pe exactly
Speaker 5: what they put their they get their coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a bit of a process first.
Speaker 2: I'm sure this person goes and makes the coffee, probably
Speaker 2: takes a leak first, goes and makes the coffee while
Speaker 2: the coffee's brewing.
Speaker 5: Wants some boobs in my life. I mean, I it
Speaker 5: doesn't sound like like roll over and look at porn
Speaker 5: to me. Rollover looks at porn. That's that's telling me.
Speaker 5: Once I get up, I do X y Z and
Speaker 5: then look at That's That's not what I hear. When
Speaker 5: I hear you roll out like it's first thing in
Speaker 5: the morning, that means you're still in bed.
Speaker 2: Top of mind. Ah, that's never the first thing on
Speaker 2: my mind. No, maybe not fourth or fifth, but never
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 1: Uh, who do what medium he uses?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: People want to know.
Speaker 5: Never had a porn addiction, But that sounds like he
Speaker 5: needs therapy and or treatment, dude. Therapy is already a
Speaker 5: challenging thing to navigate, but then to have to navigate
Speaker 5: it on your own that you've got a porn problem.
Speaker 1: Hey, you gotta it to a stranger that you've got
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 5: H you had a solution to your porn addiction and
Speaker 5: she dumped you. Get another girlfriend. Brother, It's not always
Speaker 5: the case. Just because you have a girlfriend, you have
Speaker 5: a wife, doesn't mean that they're satisfying you all the time.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean that they're doing the things that you like.
Speaker 7: Right, because maybe he was comparing to all the porn. Oh,
Speaker 7: can we try this what I see in the porn?
Speaker 7: And maybe she was just sick of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like saying, why do you watch football you
Speaker 1: have one in the garage.
Speaker 5: That makes no sense. They're two completely different situations. Oh,
Speaker 5: this is great, Get a flip.
Speaker 1: Phone, Yeah, get rid of the iPad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: However, hm hm, As a former addict, I can safely
Speaker 2: say you're gonna find your ways regardless. Yeah, you flip
Speaker 2: You've got a flip phone. Great, it's not smart anymore
Speaker 2: as it does is you know, send text messages and
Speaker 2: receiving phone calls.
Speaker 1: Don't have any of that. Next thing, you know, you're
Speaker 1: going to the library. You can't look at porn at
Speaker 1: the library. I'm pretty sure they block it.
Speaker 9: Why.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never tried.
Speaker 2: Right, Like, you can't go you can't go to porn hub, right,
Speaker 2: but can you go to x Can you go to Reddit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, and look it up there
Speaker 1: because it's not necessarily.
Speaker 2: A porn sign.
Speaker 5: No, but a lot of addicts proximity and convenience plays
Speaker 5: a factor. I don't think what you're saying is wrong,
Speaker 5: but I think convenience makes it a little. When there's
Speaker 5: more obstacles, there's a chance for you to be like
Speaker 5: grounded and go, well, I'm trying to stop.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you don't know the mind of an addict. No,
Speaker 2: I'll do whatever, they will do whatever. That's why they're
Speaker 2: out there crawling underneath your car in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night with the saws all trying to get your converter.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. They will do whatever, So
Speaker 2: it would not surprise me that there's a porn addic
Speaker 2: that takes the furthest computer in the back of the
Speaker 2: library and then sits down and then get gets their fix.
Speaker 5: I I do you think that there is a when
Speaker 5: you're an addict. You don't have to go full cut
Speaker 5: catlet converter off addicted. You can be somebody who doesn't
Speaker 5: need that far and can be a no, no no,
Speaker 5: I'm good like stop that way. Don't need to go
Speaker 5: full catalytic converter lie deception A ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are people out there that are like that.
Speaker 2: Sure that you don't have to be though to be
Speaker 2: an hacking No, no, they call those functioning addicts.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You may not be out there s and d to
Speaker 2: get your fixed, but you're you're going to work. You're
Speaker 2: using the money from your page, Your bills are still
Speaker 2: getting paid, and you're just using whatever money you got
Speaker 2: left over to.
Speaker 5: Get your fixed text coming in. I mean, girlfriends are great,
Speaker 5: but you know what porn never does have a headache
Speaker 5: or complain. It is always there when you need it.
Speaker 5: Has anyone else figured out this hack? You don't have
Speaker 5: to enter your idea info if you turn your Wi
Speaker 5: Fi off. If I turn my WiFi off, I can't
Speaker 5: access the internet. Well, you can't steal off with data.
Speaker 5: But it's the same thing, oh on your phone. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 5: that's not the way I read that. Like, I'm, you know,
Speaker 5: firing up my Commodore sixty four to look at it.
Speaker 5: Try time for some AA meetings. They're for all addicts
Speaker 5: get rid of smartphone and switch to flip phone with
Speaker 5: no internet. I don't disagree on the AA meetings. If
Speaker 5: that's something you need. Being around other addicts talk that
Speaker 5: have the same goal is not a bad group of
Speaker 5: people to hang out with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that couldtorne the other way too.
Speaker 2: It conturn the other way, and now you've got four
Speaker 2: people sitting in a corner, huddling over one phone looking
Speaker 2: at porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's better than doing nothing and just spinning
Speaker 1: your wheels. Right.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: Honestly, if you have that much time for porn, you
Speaker 5: aren't going enough get a hobby or work more hours.
Speaker 5: Staying busy, can keep your mind off porn. Same concept,
Speaker 5: Help me quit cigarettes another one. This guy's going to
Speaker 5: be so screwed when he learns you can now make
Speaker 5: your own porn with AI by using someone's picture or
Speaker 5: face swap their face onto his favorite porn scenes. Remember
Speaker 5: that story I was telling you about the owner of
Speaker 5: the bucks who's being blackmailed. That lady took pictures of
Speaker 5: him and superposed his face on other things as the
Speaker 5: propaganda that she was going to release about him.
Speaker 1: Oh god, because she wanted a billion dollars. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: don't be a bitch.
Speaker 5: Addictions for pussies, You good, sir, are Subject Matter Expert.
Speaker 2: Listener.
Speaker 5: Email from a guy who says he has a problem
Speaker 5: with porn. I think it's been ruining my life for years. Obviously,
Speaker 5: nobody around me knows I do this. I had relationship
Speaker 5: in last year because of it, and I said nothing.
Speaker 5: I start the day looking at it while I'm in
Speaker 5: the stall at work. Sometimes I will be looking at it,
Speaker 5: then look up. It's been an hour.
Speaker 2: Now I'm late.
Speaker 5: I've tried stopping more times than I can count, and
Speaker 5: the guilt just makes it worse. Has anyone stopped looking
Speaker 5: at porn ever, actually got gotten out of this because
Speaker 5: it doesn't feel like something I can just decide to stop.
Speaker 6: Lindsey, Ah, someone who isn't addicted to porn, never has been. Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 7: I like the idea of going to a meetings or
Speaker 7: by a flip flow flip phone. But also just staying busy.
Speaker 7: The text that said you aren't doing enough, get a hobby,
Speaker 7: work more hours. Staying busy can help get your mind
Speaker 7: off of it.
Speaker 1: Hope that helps, Gimbi.
Speaker 2: Man. Just like with any addiction, you have to be
Speaker 2: the one to say I'm fed up, i am enough,
Speaker 2: I've had enough, I'm angry at this subject or at
Speaker 2: this and I'm done.
Speaker 1: You have to be the one to call it quits.
Speaker 2: Can therapy help maybe, can AA help maybe, But ultimately,
Speaker 2: in the end, whether it's cocaine, math, alcohol, horn, whatever,
Speaker 2: you're the one who has to say I'm done and
Speaker 2: then stop and then stick to it. And it's going
Speaker 2: to be hard. It's going to be a hard ride
Speaker 2: for a long time because it's always going to be there.
Speaker 2: But you gotta tell yourself anytime you're like I'm done
Speaker 2: with porn today, and then you're like itching for it
Speaker 2: and you're like, I just want to watch two girls
Speaker 2: one cup. You say to yourself, no, I'm not doing that,
Speaker 2: and then you keep going with your life. And then
Speaker 2: the next time it comes up you say no, slap
Speaker 2: your hand. If you can't have no, I'm not doing it,
Speaker 2: carry it around and rolled up newspaper. You're the one
Speaker 2: who has to do it. I don't disagree with anything
Speaker 2: can be saying. I think that those things that are supports,
Speaker 2: like a meetings or whatever, can help. They're all tools
Speaker 2: to get this done. But you've got to decide you
Speaker 2: want to do it. Said this before to people on
Speaker 2: the show. If you want to do something, you'll just
Speaker 2: do it. When you want to go on vacation, you
Speaker 2: figure it out. When you need gas in your car,
Speaker 2: you figure out how to get money. When you have
Speaker 2: something you want to do, you just figure it out.
Speaker 1: The only one stopping you is you. You're in your
Speaker 1: own way. Now.
Speaker 5: There may be a brain chemistry issue. That's a different beast.
Speaker 5: And I'm not trying to imply quitting any addictions easy.
Speaker 1: It isn't.
Speaker 5: But you've got to decide. You've got to be on
Speaker 5: board with the game plan. You can't be dragging your feet.
Speaker 5: If you have to get up at six am to
Speaker 5: quit looking at porn, get up at six am, so
Speaker 5: earlier or later than you right, And I'm just using
Speaker 5: as a metaphor. If you're deciding you're going to do it,
Speaker 5: you just got to do it. And some days you'll
Speaker 5: get it right and most days you won't. But you
Speaker 5: got to be give yourself grace and work through it
Speaker 5: all right, We got to take a break. You can
Speaker 5: always email a show at kmod dot com. Good morning Lindsey,
Speaker 5: Good morning Corbyn.
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Speaker 1: You have a mess and whatever you'd like to ask
Speaker 1: to eight two nine four five, or use a talkback
Speaker 1: mike on the iHeartRadio app. Gimbie likes ramen. He eats
Speaker 1: ramen a lot. I see him nibbling on that in
Speaker 1: the morning many times. So you can't use this as
Speaker 1: an answer. But what's your poor man luxury you will
Speaker 1: never give up? Poor man luxury? H what is your
Speaker 1: poor man luxury that you will never give up?
Speaker 6: Poor man's lobster?
Speaker 2: Which is any white fish.
Speaker 6: So it could be bass. It could be any white
Speaker 6: fish that you catch out of the lake. It could
Speaker 6: be a sunfish. It could be yeah, a small mouth bass.
Speaker 6: And anyway you.
Speaker 7: Cook it, you boil it in seven up, okay, and
Speaker 7: you put it in a baking dish with lots of
Speaker 7: lemon and butter and a little salt.
Speaker 6: And it tastes like lobster or crab meat.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's not even much.
Speaker 1: But it is very.
Speaker 2: No, it is not.
Speaker 6: It is the seven up that you boil it in.
Speaker 7: It's the sweetness of it, and it's it's delicious, okay,
Speaker 7: especially if you put it over.
Speaker 1: Rice, who eats lobster, and Rice just makes it more
Speaker 1: of a meal.
Speaker 2: Sure, Gimpi disc golf Man disc golf is free with
Speaker 2: you know, minus that which you pay for the actual
Speaker 2: disc itself.
Speaker 1: But most of the courses around town it's free.
Speaker 2: It's good exercise, It gets you out of the house,
Speaker 2: gets you into the sun, and it's a good way
Speaker 2: to just kind of get away from it all.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: Not everybody can hop on a motorcycle and ride, you know,
Speaker 2: hundreds and hundreds of miles or whatever to free their mind.
Speaker 2: But you can grab You only need one. That's all
Speaker 2: you really need is one disc and you can go
Speaker 2: to the park and just get rid of everything.
Speaker 1: Going to the library. Okay, fine, listen, libraries are awesome.
Speaker 5: Let's just start with the obvious. Going and searching for
Speaker 5: a book you want to read. Okay, that just the
Speaker 5: journey of that, right, finding that book that They have
Speaker 5: movies you can borrow, they have computers, you can use.
Speaker 5: Most libraries have events that happen during the week, interviews, seminars, training,
Speaker 5: all types of stuff, and the people that work there
Speaker 5: are always super grateful.
Speaker 1: You don't have to tip them.
Speaker 2: Right, libraries are awesome.
Speaker 5: I am a big, big advocate, and it's not because
Speaker 5: there's just so much going on around them. There aren't
Speaker 5: very many places like that anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are free to attend. Yes, there ain't no.
Speaker 7: Way that's ah unless you don't return your book on time,
Speaker 7: then it's not free.
Speaker 2: That's not it.
Speaker 1: They don't do fines. Oh, most libraries got rid of
Speaker 1: that a long time ago. Do you know why?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 1: Because of them? Because it deterred going to the library.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Libraries, for me, tell the truth. Ask any question you want.
Speaker 5: I'm listening to emails. Do you send the clip to them?
Speaker 5: Or do they have to be listening to hear your response?
Speaker 5: I don't know how you I think this thing works, man,
Speaker 5: you got to be listening. Yeah, and and and and
Speaker 5: if you know we do the segment and you submitted something,
Speaker 5: you know you.
Speaker 1: Need to be listening. Yeah, you'll be listening to anyway, right,
Speaker 1: just to see if yours gets puld.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: This tex says, I think Gibbie likes the porn star
Speaker 5: birthday so he can look at porn at work.
Speaker 1: I would do that anyway.
Speaker 2: Does I have a problem, he's.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say. He did say as a former addict,
Speaker 6: I was like former.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're always once an addict, always an addict,
Speaker 2: kind of like the Marines.
Speaker 1: Yeah nope, Once a marine, always a marine.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: What was ruined when it got too popular? I'll give
Speaker 5: you one jelly roll. Yeah, yeah, just being honest.
Speaker 11: Uh yeah, the the uh, the diabetic medicine for weight loss,
Speaker 11: the diabetic medicine for diabetes, the g LP ones.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Olympics yeah, and knots Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: Social media, so it was it was it got ruined
Speaker 1: by popularity.
Speaker 6: Well it got It was supposed to be for diabetes
Speaker 6: and to to help people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Next thing I know you're gonna tell me,
Speaker 5: is you you hate the little Blue pill?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey hey you leave that alone? What about you, gimpie?
Speaker 1: Social media?
Speaker 2: Social media used to be all right. It was cool
Speaker 2: way to get in touch with people that you haven't
Speaker 2: seen a long time.
Speaker 1: See pictures. Maybe you got family across the country.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Da da Da Da, But it took off, got popular,
Speaker 2: spread like wildfire, and now it's just a goddamn cesspool
Speaker 2: of nothing but horrible, horrible, horrible stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh, I got one for you. How about.
Speaker 5: How about ice cream? Why is it every time there's
Speaker 5: an ice cream shop? It's so expensive and there's nine
Speaker 5: hundred things I gotta do to get the ice cream?
Speaker 1: Like, Oh, do you want gummy bears?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you want us to smash it on the ice table?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you want a waffle cone? Do you want a
Speaker 1: sugar cookie cone? Do you want sprinkles? Do you want?
Speaker 1: And you're like, I just want some ice cream?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: Many options?
Speaker 1: Can I get vanilla?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? But what else are we adding?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: I just want vanilla? Well, that's boring about going to
Speaker 1: the movies. The concession stand is like dungeons and dragons,
Speaker 1: like you gotta find your way through the labyrinth.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do like the fact that a lot of theaters
Speaker 1: are serving alcohol.
Speaker 2: Now, well that's to get you to go.
Speaker 5: Somebody texting, have you been to it? Been Rama Ramen
Speaker 5: in ba on Main Street?
Speaker 6: I've seen it, but I haven't been.
Speaker 2: Gimpy, I haven't been to any of the ramen shops
Speaker 2: here in town. The only ram and I do is
Speaker 2: smack ramen gost ten cents package.
Speaker 5: If okay, let me how much would you pay, gimpy
Speaker 5: to go to a place like that and get.
Speaker 2: Ramen?
Speaker 5: So like, think about what you like to order, and
Speaker 5: then tell me what you think the price that you
Speaker 5: would pay for a bowl of ramen like the not
Speaker 5: the dried out noodles, water, reheat.
Speaker 2: Legit, actual ramen with still got the noodles, yes, still
Speaker 2: got the water. But they're putting in actual seasonings, not
Speaker 2: all that sodium fed jive. Yes, putting in some kind
Speaker 2: of protein, maybe even so I ca get like some
Speaker 2: shrimp in there. Maybe a hard boiled egg, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: maybe some chili peppers sprinkled on top.
Speaker 5: How about this, I'll name one spicy uh cocuoni ramen,
Speaker 5: spicy pork, pork belly egg, spicy broth.
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 2: I would pay seven dollars for that, okay, and it
Speaker 2: has to be a good size serving.
Speaker 1: I have to get full off of it and stayful.
Speaker 2: What about.
Speaker 5: Let's do something a little normal, grilled the Wahoo chicken ramen,
Speaker 5: grilled chicken, egg and chicken broth, pretty plain right, pretty
Speaker 5: middle of the road.
Speaker 1: So just chicken, egg and chicken broth with noodles, tree pity.
Speaker 5: How about thinly sliced beef, onion egg, pork and pork broth.
Speaker 6: Hmmm, that's probably a ten dollars bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably. And how much i'd pay for it is
Speaker 2: a different story. I'm gonna say I would pay. I'd
Speaker 2: pay about maybe four four for that.
Speaker 1: The cheapest one of the ones that I mentioned was
Speaker 1: fourteen dollars. See, that's stupid, man.
Speaker 5: That's why you will never go to a place like this. No,
Speaker 5: but it is a different type of ramen. It isn't
Speaker 5: what you get from the back.
Speaker 1: I understand that completely.
Speaker 2: But fourteen dollars is goddamn ridiculous for me to just
Speaker 2: be hungry in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: After I'm done. This looks amazing. Yeah, this one with
Speaker 1: mushrooms in it, corn and miso broth?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How about black garlic oil bigger than the white garlic.
Speaker 2: If you've ever seen it, more garlic than you can
Speaker 2: handle it?
Speaker 1: Absolutely you're getting You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 5: Oh this says it's closed. That explains when I went
Speaker 5: to the website. It took me to some weird Japanese
Speaker 5: porn side.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa.
Speaker 5: Who would win in a three way unicycle race and
Speaker 5: who would be most likely to crash badly?
Speaker 7: Hmmm, I have pretty decent balance, I have. I have
Speaker 7: written a unicycle once in my life.
Speaker 6: I did not crash on it.
Speaker 1: Tell more.
Speaker 5: That says like an anomaly unless it's like a trombone
Speaker 5: club thing.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, or they get on their unicycles and play.
Speaker 1: It feels like the tracks.
Speaker 6: When did I learn I was in Indiana.
Speaker 1: I learned how to ride a unison.
Speaker 2: That's different.
Speaker 6: It was I was in Indiana.
Speaker 7: I was working in South Bend at the time, and
Speaker 7: oh man, it really wasn't that difficult.
Speaker 1: And it was.
Speaker 7: Probably in twenty nineteen, and I didn't get to the
Speaker 7: I was at a remote and they were doing lessons.
Speaker 6: It was like a carnival type thing.
Speaker 5: I have never seen unicycle lessons. What a horrible wook event.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come out to the dealership, we're doing unicycle lessons.
Speaker 2: No, it was.
Speaker 7: It was like at a carnival and uh yeah, it
Speaker 7: was fine. I was scared at first, but then I
Speaker 7: was like this isn't so bad. I got the hang
Speaker 7: of it pretty simply.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I would. I could manage that. I
Speaker 6: don't think I would crash.
Speaker 5: So again, the question is of the three of us,
Speaker 5: who would win in a three way unicycle race and
Speaker 5: who's most likely to crash?
Speaker 2: I think badly.
Speaker 7: Bourbon would probably crash because already is he rides a
Speaker 7: bike all the time. I know it's different, but he's
Speaker 7: got a balance a bike all the time anyway, So gimme.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before I answered, do you have any unicycle riding experience, Corbin, No, okay,
Speaker 2: so yes, you're definitely going to be the one to
Speaker 2: crash because I too have unicycle rider.
Speaker 6: Let's join the circuit.
Speaker 2: We're in it girls. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, this was twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: This ye, this tweaker that I knew happened to have
Speaker 2: on in the back of his seventy seven what was
Speaker 2: that El Camino Supersport? And I was like, that's interesting,
Speaker 2: what's that? What's a unicycle? No kidding, huh, All right,
Speaker 2: let me take a gander at that thing. So we
Speaker 2: get it out and I get up on the son
Speaker 2: of a bitch, and you know I I I gave
Speaker 2: it a good, go I did I did I ride far? No,
Speaker 2: But I feel I've got more experience than you do.
Speaker 2: I think Lindsay would probably outdo me. I would come
Speaker 2: in a close second. I think you would probably crash
Speaker 2: and burn first. But I do do have that experience.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not saying you guys are lying. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I.
Speaker 5: Think you're probably more likely to have bitten by a
Speaker 5: shark than to meet someone who's ridden a unicycle, and
Speaker 5: to get two of them in this goddamn room is bizarre.
Speaker 2: You just won the lottery of my friend ye yourself
Speaker 2: a ticket.
Speaker 5: No, I have never ridden one, but I have done
Speaker 5: a Hulu hoop and I have skipped. But the last
Speaker 5: time I tried to do those, they were really hard
Speaker 5: to do. So I don't want to hear this crap
Speaker 5: that you guys have done it before. That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 5: You know, once you learn how to write a uticycle,
Speaker 5: you never forget. I I'm gonna say Lindsay because I'm
Speaker 5: just going with coordination in general, I feel like Lindsay's
Speaker 5: the least coordinated of the three of us.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong on that.
Speaker 5: We don't do a lot of coordination tests, and so
Speaker 5: I'm just going off that physicality. Now, I agree, they
Speaker 5: both get a checkbox for their history in the unicycle world.
Speaker 5: Who would have thought we had two experts based on
Speaker 5: our criteria in unicycles.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2: You two dorks.
Speaker 6: Did we just become best friend?
Speaker 2: Presents itself, You use it, you check it out.
Speaker 5: No, I literally can hear the people getting turned off
Speaker 5: by the fact that you two omitted that.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, somebody comes over and they got a
Speaker 2: couple of different guns. You look at one you've never
Speaker 2: shot your life. Man, let me let me, let me shoot.
Speaker 5: Compare something that's in the Constitution to writing a unicycle
Speaker 5: there is I can't think of any two things more
Speaker 5: far apart from each other in coolness. But that being said,
Speaker 5: I'm good with me being crashing first because get me.
Speaker 2: Off of it as soon as possible.
Speaker 5: I don't want to look any more like an a
Speaker 5: dork than I'm already good at. And I'll let Gimpi
Speaker 5: win because he's got to get the head somehow. Uh yeah, No,
Speaker 5: Lindsay and Gimpy can ride a Who would have guessed? No,
Speaker 5: I don't know, not me, not me, because I would
Speaker 5: argue less than one percent of the population has either
Speaker 5: been ever been on one.
Speaker 7: I think there's even still pictures on my Facebook of
Speaker 7: me on a unicycle.
Speaker 1: Don't Why are you brid try to get hits on
Speaker 1: your page? You just start phishing for people to make
Speaker 1: fun of you.
Speaker 2: Leave.
Speaker 1: We're a little corbin.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: Defending unicycle talk.
Speaker 2: Jim bitch.
Speaker 1: Did not have lindsay it's a unicycle expert.
Speaker 5: I know it makes zero sense for someone to be
Speaker 5: a unicycle expert based off our criteria.
Speaker 2: You're just jealous.
Speaker 1: You can't drive one. FAC's it nailed.
Speaker 2: It just dias charged. All right, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back.
Speaker 2: The Big Man Morning Show returns.
Speaker 1: We don't know who Josh Dugari is, right right. He
Speaker 1: was arrested and he.
Speaker 5: Got sentenced for having it was like one hundred and yeah.
Speaker 5: He got one hundred and fifty one months in federal
Speaker 5: prison after being convicted of receiving and possessing, possessing possessing
Speaker 5: child sexual abuse materials. While he was in prison, he
Speaker 5: wrote not Safe for work correspondence to his wife, and
Speaker 5: I got it nice.
Speaker 1: He mine. He's in jail and she knows he's in
Speaker 1: jail because he got kitty porn. Now, to be fair,
Speaker 1: we don't know what kind of kitty porn it was.
Speaker 1: Not that it makes it better, but they could have
Speaker 1: been seventeen. He could have thought they were over eighteen. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you hear kitty porn, you automatically think five year olds.
Speaker 1: And so he would send messages messages to his wife
Speaker 1: quote I miss you, lover.
Speaker 5: I miss being in the shower with you scrubbing. I
Speaker 5: miss watching you try on clothes. I miss watching you
Speaker 5: being sexy. He also wrote to his wife saying, congratulations
Speaker 5: on making the scale numbers lower than expected, and you
Speaker 5: should buy yourself something low cut. He continued by saying,
Speaker 5: or you can try on clothes and send me a
Speaker 5: picture of you in your bron panties, or try on
Speaker 5: go to the private pool for sun. By the way,
Speaker 5: you should order a two piece swimsuits since summer's coming
Speaker 5: soon and get something hot and fun.
Speaker 1: Bitch, you're going to jail.
Speaker 5: He then signed one of the notes off by declaring
Speaker 5: his love for her, saying, I love you forever, hugs
Speaker 5: and kisses and everything else too, xoxoxo. I love you sexy,
Speaker 5: and then emojis for like boobs. A few days later,
Speaker 5: he said another sign off with same emojis, and his
Speaker 5: message to his wife saying ps and picks asap as requested. Uh,
Speaker 5: nice ones with your two's in it? If I call
Speaker 5: my wife's any anatomy a two?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Is he trying to overcompensate? Is he trying to overshoot
Speaker 5: because he got arrested for trying to smooth it over?
Speaker 5: Like some guys think that's the way to woo your
Speaker 5: partner is to just be overly flirtatious in a sexual way.
Speaker 1: Maybe so, maybe so. No, I'm not attracted to small children.
Speaker 1: I like people like you. He told his wife that
Speaker 1: only one picture had come through. A week later, in
Speaker 1: a message, he by saying, PS, I can't wait till
Speaker 1: we can be alone again.
Speaker 2: I miss all of you.
Speaker 5: What specifically are you thinking, dreaming fantasizing about today that
Speaker 5: you miss I miss.
Speaker 2: You and me being us stand control my horning level? Uh?
Speaker 1: The same time.
Speaker 5: Not soon after that, he was sentence one hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty one months in federal prison. Days before his sentencing,
Speaker 5: he was writing to her that he had some great
Speaker 5: ideas of what they could be doing. They include a
Speaker 5: really a really awesome foot rub, oh really, a back
Speaker 5: rub or something relaxing. So I know there's the joke
Speaker 5: about the foot rub or the cliche I'm sorry, the
Speaker 5: back rub and the cliche a BackRub can lead to kids, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that true for foot rubs too?
Speaker 6: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either. Not for me anyway, not
Speaker 1: for me. I know everybody's different, but not for me.
Speaker 5: Do back rubs turn you on the scoozies? Yeah, yeah, Kimpy, Yeah,
Speaker 5: i'd say so.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think there's a little bit of intimacy with that.
Speaker 5: I don't think foot rubs are intimate.
Speaker 1: I mean they are. Okay, here's the test.
Speaker 5: You're you walk into your husband's office, Lindsay and or Gimpy,
Speaker 5: your girlfriend's work, and she's getting a back rub from
Speaker 5: a man, or Lindsay, from a woman concerned like a
Speaker 5: little bit.
Speaker 6: Of jealousy, a little bit like hey, WHOA what the
Speaker 6: f is going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of that going on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, I'm in the same boat. You walk
Speaker 5: in and they're getting foot massages. Do you have that
Speaker 5: same contempt for the situation?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes, maybe even a little more. He's a self
Speaker 1: admitted foot lover. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: But the thing about it is is like, and maybe
Speaker 2: it's the direction. All Right, you're mascousie and you're rubbing
Speaker 2: the shoulders. You can go over the shoulders and hog
Speaker 2: some bobos. Right, you're rubbing the feet. You got your
Speaker 2: shoes off, the feet are getting rubbed or getting in
Speaker 2: between those toes and then up the leg.
Speaker 1: Into the promised land.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's why I'm like, Okay.
Speaker 6: Start work your way out.
Speaker 2: Ah, get out of here.
Speaker 5: Is there a massage or rub some the opposite sex
Speaker 5: can give your partner that you don't care because I'm
Speaker 5: just being on. If I hear a foot musk like
Speaker 5: she's getting a foot massage, I'll be like that looks
Speaker 5: like you're enjoying that, because I don't think it's gonna
Speaker 5: lead to sex. Okay, yeah, because I don't think a
Speaker 5: foot massage leads to sex.
Speaker 1: Back when I'm with you, hand massage, lindsay.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, you can give a hand massage.
Speaker 1: He's gotta make sure we word that carefully, right, GIMPI
Speaker 1: I do call them handies because after my motorcycle accident.
Speaker 1: My hand has never been the same.
Speaker 2: So I need somebody besides myself to rub it out
Speaker 2: for me because my little hand just doesn't cover the
Speaker 2: surface and doesn't get in there. And now will I
Speaker 2: just go to any person and be like, hey, can
Speaker 2: I get a little hand action here because now I
Speaker 2: can't do it. No, I won't just go to anybody.
Speaker 2: I might ask Lindsey because you know we're close like that.
Speaker 2: You know I would ask Corbin because we've been together
Speaker 2: for so long. I asked my brother to do it
Speaker 2: for me. It's not gee, It's just I need help,
Speaker 2: give me pleasure. Yes, I need help because my little
Speaker 2: hand can't do it. But yeah I don't. If I
Speaker 2: walked into her office right and somebody else was rubbing
Speaker 2: her hand like that, just a hand massage, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I would still raise an eyebrow, but not quite like
Speaker 2: I would back massage, shoulder foot massage.
Speaker 5: I okay, So part of me thinks the idea if
Speaker 5: I hear her enjoying it, I might not like it. Okay,
Speaker 5: any massage, Like if you do a couple's massage and
Speaker 5: you hear your party going.
Speaker 1: Oh right, sounds that you've never heard before. One you're
Speaker 1: okay with. But if they continue to do it, uh huh.
Speaker 2: You're like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, then they should enjoy it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to enjoy it, though, that's a weird thing the
Speaker 5: statement to make. So you're okay, woman's you're in a
Speaker 5: couple's massage, woman's giving your husband the massage.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh god, yes, but.
Speaker 6: I'm right there, and I'm probably making the same such not.
Speaker 2: But you're quo.
Speaker 5: Now you're adding something. I'm asking the simple question. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he makes groaning sounds that are okay that you've never
Speaker 5: heard before. If pleasure, sure, you don't have a problem
Speaker 5: with it, but you do. If he's in the office,
Speaker 5: you're right there too.
Speaker 2: I think with a with like a couple's massage, that's
Speaker 2: what they're paid to do. They're paid to rub you.
Speaker 2: They're paid to make you feel better. They're paid to
Speaker 2: get into those deep spots that make you go, oh god.
Speaker 6: Professional.
Speaker 1: There's a difference. Yes, So Hooker, it would be fine
Speaker 1: because they're professional. Well they're professional.
Speaker 2: Oh they're rubbing other but they're professional.
Speaker 5: She said professional. It's not a messuse, right, but it's
Speaker 5: giving pleasure. Yeah, ah, yeah, I think if I heard
Speaker 5: the moans and groans, I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, from from from a couple's massage.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just know the different sound.
Speaker 5: There's a different sound of muscle release right, like getting
Speaker 5: a back massage, and then there's sexual sounds and there's relief.
Speaker 1: So if I hear these sexual sounds, I may go.
Speaker 1: And if I'm being honest, I don't love couples massages.
Speaker 1: I don't really love massages.
Speaker 5: Only because I'm not good at directing you where I
Speaker 5: need the adjustment.
Speaker 2: Okay, lower, yeah, left, left, too far, a little bit over,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: You're just not comfortable getting a massage.
Speaker 5: Then No, I've had massages that are comfortable, but I'm
Speaker 5: not good at giving instruction like what I need done right?
Speaker 1: And they're like where do you need work on? Ah,
Speaker 1: you just say everywhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I say, everywhere.
Speaker 1: Then they're using their forearm on my buttocks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I've never had one. I've never had
Speaker 2: a professional massage from a mess use. It's only been
Speaker 2: you know, significant others or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's that's it. I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 5: It's it is a weird thing that there's something you
Speaker 5: do for intimacy with your partner that you also will
Speaker 5: then will.
Speaker 2: Do in a dark room with a stranger and for
Speaker 2: an extra fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Right, it is kind of a weird thing. And I
Speaker 1: never know, like what if I fart, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I just get my internal talk gets all jacked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like some of those some cases you got
Speaker 2: to let your guard down like that. And if you
Speaker 2: happen to let one rip, it is what it is.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they're used to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I usually care about other people's feelings
Speaker 5: that might be shocking to people, So I typically am
Speaker 5: not going to be like farting, be like, yeah, deal
Speaker 5: with it at your job, right, you apologize.
Speaker 1: And be like I'm sorry, my bad, I'll let that
Speaker 1: one escape.
Speaker 7: And then they're like it happens all the time, which
Speaker 7: they're going to say they're trying to work for a tip, right.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know how I would feel about that. But
Speaker 5: these letters from Josh Dugard to his wife, Wow.
Speaker 1: Isn't he supposed to be like at least going up
Speaker 1: for release the year?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: And he got one hundred and fifty one months, So
Speaker 1: I doubt.
Speaker 2: It I keep seeing something on online. Take it for
Speaker 2: which might be one of the other ones Kim. And
Speaker 2: how many of these guys are in jail.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a ton of kids, so okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I believe two of them got in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of them just recently.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, And I think this is the one that at
Speaker 2: least I keep seeing it's like him, Jared Fogel and
Speaker 2: the uh, the Selena president of her fan club, they're
Speaker 2: all up for.
Speaker 1: She got denied parole this year. Yeah, she got denied.
Speaker 5: She's been denied already, because that's what was in the email.
Speaker 5: Somebody texting said, my foot rubs are definitely intimate.
Speaker 1: I use my tongue. That's so gross. Did you see
Speaker 1: the story of the guy who got.
Speaker 5: Attacked at the farmer's market and he was a Joehovah's
Speaker 5: witness handing out stuff, doing what Jehovah witnesses do. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and the guy came up with like a lawnmower sized
Speaker 5: blade and cut him across the face.
Speaker 6: Go wow, that's awful.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but.
Speaker 6: I thought they were supposed to come to your house.
Speaker 5: No, I mean they can do that, but I know
Speaker 5: of the people I know that are Jehovah's Witnesses. They
Speaker 5: have set up in parks and just trying to get
Speaker 5: anybody that they can spread the word.
Speaker 1: Man recruit. That sucks.
Speaker 2: And yeah, we're just trying to spread the word, spread
Speaker 2: the gospel, and you're taking damn manchets.
Speaker 1: To the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And the poor guy like just trying to do his thing.
Speaker 5: He's still in the hospital now recovering, and some good
Speaker 5: Samaritans jumped in and like tackled the guy. Uh please
Speaker 5: said it happened so fast he never even saw the
Speaker 5: suspect approaching him.
Speaker 1: Witnesses say the Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 5: And had a cart and was hiding out handing out
Speaker 5: free flyers just outside the market when he was attacked.
Speaker 1: They said the mache he was about the size of
Speaker 1: a lawnmower blade and it was very heavy.
Speaker 5: Police say the man was outside the market and thought
Speaker 5: his sister was in some sort of trouble.
Speaker 1: That's why he was there with his machete.
Speaker 5: Apparently the woman's brother believed that she was in some jeopardy,
Speaker 5: which she was not so far, So for whatever he
Speaker 5: thought there was a problem, he came up with his
Speaker 5: improvised machete and for four people jumped on him and
Speaker 5: held him down. But police say even after that they
Speaker 5: put him in cuffs, he still fought with officers. Wow,
Speaker 5: this says clearly many of those in our homeless community
Speaker 5: suffer from mental illness, some with addiction. So that's a
Speaker 5: key factor for maybe the behaving poor, just like anybody else.
Speaker 5: Their homelessness is a status for them, it's a live
Speaker 5: is a status for them.
Speaker 2: It is a living status.
Speaker 5: But we also have problems with those who are whose
Speaker 5: homes that are also out there committing violent acts. So
Speaker 5: you have to take everything into totality that makes sense, right,
Speaker 5: instead of it's saying like, hey, some people, this is
Speaker 5: what they do. And then some people that are in
Speaker 5: those communities, just like in any community, have some mental problems.
Speaker 2: They said.
Speaker 5: The guy was has been arrested in the past for
Speaker 5: misdemeanor carrying a weapon and having drugs. The guy had
Speaker 5: surgery Saturday and is still in the hospital.
Speaker 2: Dang.
Speaker 1: Just at the farmer's market, man trying to get some
Speaker 1: homemade so and some and some botannical fruit juice. Horrible man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we got to take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back if you're listening to the Big Man
Speaker 1: Morning Show. So I have some today.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited to share with you guys, and it
Speaker 5: comes with a visual part.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I'm going to show you the visual part,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to show you the visual part.
Speaker 6: Where's the unicycle?
Speaker 1: And So I didn't know this was a thing, but
Speaker 1: there's something called ball maxing. Ball maxing. I've heard of
Speaker 1: ball ironing.
Speaker 5: Yep, some people talk. Yeah, somebody implied George Clooney does this.
Speaker 5: They're taking the wrinkles out of his balls, keeps them
Speaker 5: from dipping into the water.
Speaker 1: I'm being I'm gonna be honest. I don't know my
Speaker 1: balls have wrinkles.
Speaker 2: I don't look at it on the book.
Speaker 1: I don't do a thorough one pass.
Speaker 6: And your wife hasn't mentioned it obviously, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think she takes a good gander at it.
Speaker 2: Every ball snack from the age of six months and
Speaker 2: older has wrinkles in it. The only time that they
Speaker 2: don't have wrinkles in them, and this is my experience,
Speaker 2: is when that baby first comes out and they are
Speaker 2: fucking swelled. Boom. Those are the shiniest testicles you'll ever
Speaker 2: see shiniest, smoothest after.
Speaker 1: That, they all have a wrinkle in them. I'm so
Speaker 1: creeped out right now. I've got two boyes. I understand.
Speaker 5: I just most people look at the smile or the
Speaker 5: umbilical corder. Yeah but okay, yeah, yeah, you are absolutely right.
Speaker 2: But when you're in the least this is what my
Speaker 2: first boy and I'm if he's listening to this, sorry, bruh,
Speaker 2: it is what it is.
Speaker 1: But there was a lot of pictures taken, and there
Speaker 1: was a lot of pictures taken.
Speaker 2: When you know, the nurses have them and they're cleaning
Speaker 2: the goop off of them, and there are a set
Speaker 2: of the biggest goddamn balls I've ever seen on a
Speaker 2: baby ever.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that's why. That's why i'd like to stop
Speaker 5: the ball talk of k children. Ball maxing is this
Speaker 5: thing that apparently people are doing, and you know what,
Speaker 5: I I just want to show you before I tell you,
Speaker 5: and then I'm gonna let Lindsey see first, and then
Speaker 5: I'll show you because I don't think I can describe it.
Speaker 1: And if you're listening, obviously I can't show you, but
Speaker 1: you can google it.
Speaker 6: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: All? Right? Now, Okay, you didn't have to turn all that,
Speaker 1: but what the fuck is going on there? Man?
Speaker 2: Is that as a balloon knock? That is ball maxing,
Speaker 2: So you're pretty much just making him as big as
Speaker 2: humanly possible? What the what the fuck? Oh that's weird.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see objective with Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: Are you getting another picture?
Speaker 1: Kinds of videos? Yeah, show her some of the weird
Speaker 1: shit you're showing me over here.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 5: This I'm so excited to share this with you guys,
Speaker 5: because it's so goddamn bizar are so What this is
Speaker 5: is where people are injecting sailing into their balls a
Speaker 5: leader why And it can take as long as thirty
Speaker 5: minutes to get it in there, and it can enlarge
Speaker 5: the scrotum for twenty four to forty two hours. And
Speaker 5: men do it because they say it creates a euphoric
Speaker 5: experience during sex and enhances pleasure.
Speaker 1: Two fucking volleyballs just boom.
Speaker 6: I'm not having sex with someone that is ball mac.
Speaker 5: That doesn't surprise me. You're not somebody who's into crazy stuff.
Speaker 5: That doesn't surprise me. But you're also not probably gonna
Speaker 5: do sounding with somebody or put them in a latex
Speaker 5: vacuum and suck the air out of it, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean. Like I hear you, I'm also not
Speaker 5: into this, but it doesn't cater to my lifestyle.
Speaker 1: As a guy who has done weird shit.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the uniticyclist expert on this. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a no for me to Okay, this is a no.
Speaker 9: Is that for me?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 1: Because you said you try almost anything once?
Speaker 2: Yeah, For one, I'm not shoving needles in my fucking
Speaker 2: ball sack again again, because yes, that one was for
Speaker 2: medical procedure though, to prevent me from having any more chows.
Speaker 1: Now you Jacob's ladder. Oh yeah, yeah, but that was
Speaker 1: in my ballsack. That was in a cac I you
Speaker 1: say it like that's better. It is, No, it is,
Speaker 1: I think in your in your penis.
Speaker 2: Then how come it hurts like a son of a
Speaker 2: bitch to get your ballsacked grazed? But you know, you know,
Speaker 2: it's not so bad when you like touch the head
Speaker 2: or the you know, the shaft or something like that.
Speaker 2: Not so bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I will one because of the proximity of
Speaker 5: the testicles and that feeling that happens. But there if
Speaker 5: I we did an experiment and I grazed you, you
Speaker 5: would definitely react. But if I made contact, there is
Speaker 5: a definitive difference in what's happening.
Speaker 2: Like if I just pulled the wang out and let
Speaker 2: you just pray am right there, there no testicles at
Speaker 2: all whatsoever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gonna but it's gonna not feel good. As
Speaker 5: an example, guys that do fighting where tie cups. A
Speaker 5: lot of them do, and it's a different type of
Speaker 5: cup to protect the balls and the penis, and when
Speaker 5: you get hit, it pushes in around okay, right and
Speaker 5: puts like like a cup mark on your skin. Right,
Speaker 5: You are not touching, but you're hitting the nerves and
Speaker 5: the organs around it, and that creates the sensation. You're
Speaker 5: not taking a direct like no cup hit. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: just the proximity alone and the nerves that are around
Speaker 5: it create that sensation.
Speaker 2: So I hear you.
Speaker 1: But nonetheless, ball maxing, I'm good on that man.
Speaker 5: And that they say that this is a five hundred
Speaker 5: and forty five million dollar market people are paying, correct, Well,
Speaker 5: I guess I'd rather have people pay than do it themselves,
Speaker 5: because we know what happens when you do shit yourself. Yes,
Speaker 5: people are saying the doctors say you should not do this.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you need me to say that.
Speaker 5: Don't put the toaster in the bathtub. It risks include
Speaker 5: nerve and tissue damage, a rectile dysfunction, infertility, gang green,
Speaker 5: oh god no, and embolism.
Speaker 6: And it's just and it's just siline.
Speaker 1: Yeah huh yeah, yeah, now that's good.
Speaker 5: This is different from scrowtox, which is botox. But you
Speaker 5: put it in your scrutup right right.
Speaker 1: And they shrivel them up. It cause them to you know, smooth.
Speaker 2: It out, I guess, because that's what botox does, is
Speaker 2: it tightens things. You know, think about when you get
Speaker 2: it injected on your your around your crow's feet or
Speaker 2: your cheeks. You know, it tightens everything up.
Speaker 5: So a lot of people that do this do it
Speaker 5: on their own and they buy a sailing bag from
Speaker 5: medical supply stores which can be anywhere between five to
Speaker 5: twenty dollars, and they do it on their own. Some
Speaker 5: people do it for the sexual some people do it
Speaker 5: for the photos and being a part of message groups
Speaker 5: and all that stuff. Scrowtos if you get that done
Speaker 5: it can be anywhere between three to six hundred dollars
Speaker 5: to get botox injected.
Speaker 1: Into your balls. Okay, okay, but this is a definite
Speaker 1: no go for me.
Speaker 9: I am.
Speaker 5: I just I'm pretty confident I'm done with sharp objects
Speaker 5: near that area, right, put it up on the ship
Speaker 5: to sailed bulletin board.
Speaker 1: That ship has sailed for me short of emergency surgery.
Speaker 5: And I've always been one of these guys that they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: the sensation's so great. Yeah, okay, I don't need to
Speaker 5: do the squirrel jumping suit to get that extreme.
Speaker 2: I'll just believe you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my life feels pretty uphork as it is. I
Speaker 5: know what the word enough means. Yeah, and I don't
Speaker 5: need more pleasure. Yeah, I'm just so blown away that
Speaker 5: this is a thing. Ye I am, but I'm not
Speaker 5: because I've heard of a lot of things. I've seen
Speaker 5: a lot of things. I've done a lot of things. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: this was not on my radar of things to be done.
Speaker 5: And I want to know how somebody got to that point.
Speaker 5: Somebody's sitting around with a sailine bag, right, and then
Speaker 5: was like, you know what, let's just see real quick
Speaker 5: when happens when I take this sailine bag, because sailing
Speaker 5: bag IV right essentially, oh god, right.
Speaker 1: Needle and then you let it drip and fill.
Speaker 7: The guys doing this, I'm sure the same guys that
Speaker 7: are afraid to get a fucking vasectomy.
Speaker 2: I wonder you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: There's a video of a guy doing this, like letting
Speaker 5: it just like inflating his genitals with.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but first, it's unattractive. It is the most
Speaker 6: hideous balls are gross.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: To you, Oh my god, I gotta see you are
Speaker 6: saying to you, that is so hideous.
Speaker 5: People that use the term it's unattractive, That is so subjective,
Speaker 5: so subjective.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some guys like big fake boobs. Some guys don't.
Speaker 2: They think giant faked titties are gross. You know, so
Speaker 2: I could I get where you're coming from. I get
Speaker 2: where you're getting to. You know, I see your people
Speaker 2: think Harry armpits is hot. It's subjective. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think the comfort behind it is not there if you
Speaker 2: are doing it to make the bulge in your pants bigger.
Speaker 2: So chicks think you got a big dick, you have
Speaker 2: to wear sweatpants all the time.
Speaker 5: He's got an Inny. No, I could see the benefit
Speaker 5: of doing this to shaving your balls right. It makes
Speaker 5: it so smooth, and he won't can't, You won't catch
Speaker 5: a wrinkle. That's the worst part you ever ran after
Speaker 5: drinking a lot of beer.
Speaker 7: It looks like that Halloween costume with the inflatable Halloween costume.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know.
Speaker 2: Do you have the good? God, my god? Who that
Speaker 2: a Google road map?
Speaker 1: See then that map?
Speaker 2: Quest?
Speaker 1: It's the scrote in the penis ratio?
Speaker 9: What is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This this crosses many sexual styles.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's it's like you know what, you.
Speaker 1: Bounce a water balloon? Now? Yeah, what he's doing, that's
Speaker 1: what he's doing. Good on all.
Speaker 5: Here's something I don't ever want to do. Put a
Speaker 5: band aid on my balls. All these men have to
Speaker 5: put band aids on their balls after closing it. I'm
Speaker 5: tired of looking at your injections in there.
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess that makes sense. I'm not so.
Speaker 5: We've talked about this on the air before. Where you
Speaker 5: buy the thing online that connects to your phone so
Speaker 5: you can clean your kid's ears or your own ear.
Speaker 2: That ain't me.
Speaker 1: I ain't doing that. It's a boundary. You don't trust
Speaker 1: yourself enough to not people sneeze.
Speaker 2: So no, I don't.
Speaker 5: I feel the same way about injections. When my wife
Speaker 5: was doing fertility treatment and I had to give her injections,
Speaker 5: a lot of them, it was not awesome for me. Now,
Speaker 5: compared to what she had to go through, I was fine.
Speaker 5: I never complained at all, But the idea of me
Speaker 5: doing it just feels too important. Did I get all
Speaker 5: the air out of the needle stuff? That probably doesn't matter,
Speaker 5: But I just needles bodies. I don't want to be responsible.
Speaker 5: That's why you're not a doctor or tattoo artist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I'm being honest, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I don't mind.
Speaker 2: I've taken injections, giggey, you know, Uh, with testosterone treatments
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. That stuff doesn't bother Sure, tattoos
Speaker 2: doesn't bother me.
Speaker 5: Sure me getting them, Yes, But doing all that stuff
Speaker 5: on my own gives me anxiety. Needles and the balls
Speaker 5: that bothers me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that bothers me a lot.
Speaker 5: Besides balls. Where else would you not be comfortable doing
Speaker 5: a needle injection?
Speaker 2: O holy crowd? Uh? Probably the head.
Speaker 1: Anywhere on the penis. Yeah, the head of the penis.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want to see something crazy. Watch somebody get
Speaker 5: an IV in their head.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, you gotta do this sometimes, Like I'm like
Speaker 2: the head, like cranium head, yes, or penis head.
Speaker 5: Uh, cranium head. Oh, okay, there's some because there's some
Speaker 5: major veins there and sometimes it's difficult if you have
Speaker 5: difficulty getting to the veins in the arm or whatever
Speaker 5: whatever reason, or the leg. They can go to the
Speaker 5: head and do it. How much that happened to my
Speaker 5: youngest And you're like, whoa, yeah, and that's kind.
Speaker 2: Of what I was wondering, Like how they got to
Speaker 2: that point of putting ivy saline in your.
Speaker 1: Ball sack because if you're out, you ain't moving.
Speaker 2: Right, maybe you can't find the vein. You'll find it somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they put in the balls and they're like that made
Speaker 2: them look huge. Cool do it again, guys, Guys, I
Speaker 2: have an idea. I have an idea. So choked up
Speaker 2: over here, Yeah, not only because I smoke too much,
Speaker 2: but that's fucking weird.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get water if you need.
Speaker 5: Oh I think I might, but you're right, like that
Speaker 5: first time. Can you imagine being with a guy if
Speaker 5: you're a girl or whatever, right, and he he wants
Speaker 5: to show you the motion of the ocean that he's got.
Speaker 2: He's talking to you. No, no, so okay.
Speaker 1: I wonder I wonder. I wondered.
Speaker 2: I wonder if women can do the same thing what
Speaker 2: the lady is so they can plump them out. I
Speaker 2: know they have, like you know, the peenis pumping like that.
Speaker 2: I've seen those videos before. But to inject your labia
Speaker 2: with saline to make them swell up like that? Do ibaplasty,
Speaker 2: liboplastic liboplasty. Sorry, lay, I thought that was the vaginal
Speaker 2: rejuvenation surgery that they that they do to make things tighter.
Speaker 1: This says underbody mods, d y labia plasty.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, because I don't know if i'd if
Speaker 2: there was a big old plumpy badge like that, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I could continue, you know, I mean
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: You need to get that checked out. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just not normal.
Speaker 2: I would expect a woman if I did this and
Speaker 2: showed them for the first time, they'd be like, Bro,
Speaker 2: you gotta get what's wrong.
Speaker 1: You gotta get that checked out.
Speaker 6: If it's plumpier like that. I wonder if it's more pleasurable.
Speaker 5: So there's I'm underbody mods. I was just looking for
Speaker 5: Labia injections and a guy, you know how you do
Speaker 5: Jacob's ladder. It's on the front part, but a guy
Speaker 5: had an an insert done underneath the skin.
Speaker 1: On the top one on the top part. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: heard of that, of like of speed bumps.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some commitment to a craft that is unnecessary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I'm good on all that.
Speaker 5: I don't know why is a guy you would go,
Speaker 5: I need to do this just to be different? Help
Speaker 5: me understand how you get there?
Speaker 1: Is sex not good?
Speaker 2: Like I would.
Speaker 5: I could probably make an argument you have maybe an
Speaker 5: addiction problem to sex, like you just need more, you
Speaker 5: need that next high, rather than just being like this
Speaker 5: is good.
Speaker 1: It is now it is rumored.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's true or not, but like
Speaker 2: with the piercings, the genital piercings, that it increases the
Speaker 2: pleasure of the female with those with those piercings in there,
Speaker 2: And I can imagine that's why guys are doing it.
Speaker 2: They quote unquote do it for her so they can
Speaker 2: have that increased sensation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Fuck about shit.
Speaker 5: But my understanding of sex is just because one woman
Speaker 5: enjoys it does not mean every woman would enjoy it
Speaker 5: that way. So that to me is a misunderstanding of Well,
Speaker 5: that's where women. The piercings come into plays. You can
Speaker 5: take those out for the woman that doesn't like it.
Speaker 5: Now you're getting those subdermal, you know, plants. That's a
Speaker 5: different story. She's kind of stuck with it whether you
Speaker 5: like it or not. Yeah, all right, fine, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: go do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: A friend of mine got a piercing, got her laby
Speaker 7: a pierced, and she would say that she could just
Speaker 7: squirm in her seat and she could have an orgasm.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But I also know people that have gotten that done
Speaker 5: and nothing. Yeah, that they didn't have any right problems,
Speaker 5: that they didn't have any sensation. Yeah, they didn't have
Speaker 5: any Yeah, it didn't benefit them at all. So I
Speaker 5: don't know, I don't understand that. Again, to me, the
Speaker 5: idea that you think because it works with one woman
Speaker 5: or one woman has said she enjoys it, that all
Speaker 5: women will enjoy.
Speaker 2: It, right, right, And that could just be the guy
Speaker 2: the mentality of men thinking that all of them can
Speaker 2: and will.
Speaker 5: Is it your insecurity and to perform sex to a
Speaker 5: pleasure point that you I gotta make her, you know,
Speaker 5: reach orgasm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta. They're thinking you're the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that very well could be a part of it.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot of factors that go into
Speaker 2: that sort of thing. Sure, you know, I've been with
Speaker 2: women who've had their giners pierced in different areas, different forms.
Speaker 2: It's not just a hood, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Didn't do anything for me except for well that's Nate
Speaker 2: and you can here you go click, clickicki ya click?
Speaker 1: What are we walking on? Tile? Right? But that's about it.
Speaker 1: That's about it.
Speaker 2: So I guess anybody that does that sort of thing
Speaker 2: that they're doing it for her or they think they are,
Speaker 2: or they think they are now these giant, inflatable, inflatable testicles.
Speaker 1: Ah, I don't know what what pleasure that any woman
Speaker 1: would get out.
Speaker 5: Of that well, and I'd also be worried that it
Speaker 5: would pop. Oh my god, do you have a special
Speaker 5: onnywhere for that day you gotta wear sweatpants.
Speaker 2: That'd be so awesome if you're in the middle of
Speaker 2: doing it and your sucking nuts explode all over this,
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then it's like a like a
Speaker 2: deflated balloon everywhere. Uh no, that would actually suck for you,
Speaker 2: but you've got a story to tell. I was pounding
Speaker 2: it so hard my nuts exploded. Just there was there
Speaker 2: was blood and pubic hair everywhere, oh my, and saline
Speaker 2: because that's what they're injecting.
Speaker 5: So balloon maxie ball maxine, I should say, is one
Speaker 5: of the more concerning ones that because the embolism and
Speaker 5: game green risk. Penile sub decision where you split the
Speaker 5: underside of the penis length wise chance for a massive
Speaker 5: infection and urinary complication risk.
Speaker 6: Okay, so splitting penis should just be alarming enough not
Speaker 6: to do this enough. Yeah yeah, yeah, nice mirror enough
Speaker 6: right right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want any part of my body.
Speaker 1: Why would you do what? Why would you do?
Speaker 2: I just looked it up.
Speaker 1: Why would you do this?
Speaker 2: This is where they're splitting the bottom of the shafto.
Speaker 1: This is penile subdecision. All right, well, whip it on
Speaker 1: over here. Uh yeah, that's weird. That's weird.
Speaker 5: Here's why I would describe it. If you ever went
Speaker 5: to a wedding and they have an ice luge.
Speaker 6: Or one of those. It's like a faucet with the
Speaker 6: open fossil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a fast cap.
Speaker 6: That makes ma squirm and I don't have a penis.
Speaker 1: Another version of that is called by furication, where you
Speaker 1: split it down the middle to create a forked appearance. Okay,
Speaker 1: why why do you need to do this? Why do
Speaker 1: you need to do this?
Speaker 6: You were you not liked in school or loved by
Speaker 6: your family.
Speaker 1: You want to be different. I'm just thinking logically here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's different things like, hey, I want to wear
Speaker 1: Carhart instead of this, and this is like a whole
Speaker 1: other thing true.
Speaker 2: But why do some people get their tongue split? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, the forked tongue sort of thing. Do you
Speaker 2: want to be a lizard.
Speaker 5: There's a belief that it creates more pleasure for the woman,
Speaker 5: right right, right exactly.
Speaker 1: Like we know a gal who has a split tongue.
Speaker 1: She's been here before.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, okay, yeah yeah yah yeah, big big
Speaker 2: Rocklaholma person out there. We still to her many times,
Speaker 2: lots of piercings, but yeah, she has a split tongue
Speaker 2: and it is so fucking wild to watch her world
Speaker 2: That thing around in two different doors. She's built the
Speaker 2: muscle to make it do different things. And I don't
Speaker 2: know if that's the same concept there with your split
Speaker 2: waner right, like does it still get erect a?
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you DP somebody with one one D right?
Speaker 9: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And maybe that's why you do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Another one is castration, which we've read stories about people
Speaker 5: going to someone's house to do it. No, thank you, Uh,
Speaker 5: I like my ball scro scrote old penile silicone implants,
Speaker 5: penle beating or insertain metal silicone beads under the penile skin.
Speaker 5: There's a high rejection and infection rate for doing that.
Speaker 5: By the way, the castration sometimes results in death. You
Speaker 5: don't say right, you blurt out Prince Albert's hoods. Some
Speaker 5: people do the silicone injection stim cell filler injections enhancement
Speaker 5: clinics offering filler procedures. You get an endorsement from the
Speaker 5: company the organization that does h filler procedures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you asking me. If I go through with it,
Speaker 1: you've got it.
Speaker 2: If you're doing an endorsement, you have to take the
Speaker 2: product so you can speak about it, you know, truthfully
Speaker 2: that's just that's the rules. That's the way it is. Okay,
Speaker 2: if you accept this penisle filler, you have to do it.
Speaker 2: If they do filler, what and you get to choose
Speaker 2: where you're gonna do the filler?
Speaker 1: Where are you doing it?
Speaker 2: Like so far as like all my dollar, I'm i
Speaker 2: gonna get my hand anywhere. They filler on the body
Speaker 2: body filler. Huh Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Need big pouty lips. I think I'm good on that.
Speaker 2: You go down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need dsls. I don't need a I
Speaker 1: don't need a big old donkey butt.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 6: Well those are implants they don't they do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they put filler anywhere. Oh no, I guess it
Speaker 2: has to be the wiener because just as a guy.
Speaker 2: As a guy, that's the only place that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get eyebrow filler, cheek both Why so
Speaker 2: it looks like that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: Damn you get a carrot top? No?
Speaker 2: Oh god. So here's here's the choices.
Speaker 5: I think I know one uh, lips, cheeks, jawline, under eye, hollows, nose, temple's, forehead, hands,
Speaker 5: ear lobes, buttocks, chest, knees elbows These elbows knees elbows, Uh,
Speaker 5: penis shaft.
Speaker 1: Scrotle, labia clatoral hood m.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow.
Speaker 5: The procedure alone is concerning for me, like whoa uh forehead, skull, knuckles, fingers, chest,
Speaker 5: scalp for contouring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about that? Though? All I hear when you're
Speaker 1: rattling all that is would like to play a game
Speaker 1: saw that little clown guy who's got Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you ever watch the show on E where
Speaker 5: they did that people with extreme plastic surgery would come
Speaker 5: in and he would correct it?
Speaker 2: Oh watched? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never watched it, but I know what you're
Speaker 1: talking wild.
Speaker 2: It's wild, the.
Speaker 1: People and what they go through. Yeah, got vanity man.
Speaker 1: They'll fucking make you do some things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but at some you don't look you some of
Speaker 5: these people leave and they're like, yeah, that's good, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're almost there.
Speaker 1: Right right.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done something and you're like and when
Speaker 2: you're done with it, you're like, okay, here's prime example.
Speaker 1: You go in and get your haircut.
Speaker 2: As a guy, you going, you get your haircut, and
Speaker 2: everything fucking looks great, and they fucking comb it and
Speaker 2: they brush it and you leave.
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you try to replicate it the next day
Speaker 2: and it fucking goes to shit, doesn't look anything like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of what I feel like is on this.
Speaker 2: You know when they when they first you know, do it,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, yeah, great, and then a day or
Speaker 2: two or three later, that's when it just shit happens.
Speaker 1: And it all falls apart.
Speaker 5: Well, of the women I know that have gotten breast augmentations,
Speaker 5: I don't know very many, the day or whatever when
Speaker 5: it heals, they are like, this is the size I wanted. Okay,
Speaker 5: it always ends up being more now, whether that's their
Speaker 5: inability to understand CC's or the doctor did more because
Speaker 5: their job essentially is while they're in there to make
Speaker 5: it proportionally correct. And if you say one hundred CC's
Speaker 5: and they're like, we got to put fifty more in
Speaker 5: there because it looks not right, they're gonna do that.
Speaker 1: So I never knew how that worked out. I thought
Speaker 1: it was just like I'm a B cup and I
Speaker 1: want DS.
Speaker 5: I mean, you do get to say that, but d's, d's, b's,
Speaker 5: whatever bra size you think you are is not the
Speaker 5: same across the board. So if you go to Victoria's
Speaker 5: Secret and get a B and then you go to
Speaker 5: bra Stop, they're not.
Speaker 1: Going to be the same size.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I didn't know how that filler thing worked.
Speaker 2: I thought it was just you know, okay. The doctor
Speaker 2: would be like, okay, in order to get you from
Speaker 2: X to Z, we're going to have to put this
Speaker 2: out of injections, say it whatever the case in.
Speaker 5: I've been in one consultation and the doctor makes the statement,
Speaker 5: if I can remember correctly, is we want to not
Speaker 5: go above the CCS that puts your body out of proportion.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. You don't want to look like a
Speaker 1: preak show.
Speaker 5: No, like you would have to go to a different
Speaker 5: doctor to do it that way, or push the doctor
Speaker 5: past that limit. But the problem is you're out when
Speaker 5: it's happening, right, so you don't have to go, yeah,
Speaker 5: that looks good, Like when they draw on your arm
Speaker 5: for the tattoo or whatever, and then you're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that looks good.
Speaker 1: You don't get that right, you don't get that choice,
Speaker 1: just get it. Afterwards you're like, yeah, well, now they may.
Speaker 5: Give you a bag with that CCS and go what
Speaker 5: do you think, and you hold it up, but it's
Speaker 5: like trying a mattress.
Speaker 1: You do it and you're like, yeah, this feels like
Speaker 1: it's gonna be fine. Yeah, they just hold you the
Speaker 1: hands of the bag, one single bag. Man. Why they
Speaker 1: need to put it on like a necklace thing so
Speaker 1: we could droop over, or.
Speaker 6: They'll put it in a bra and then you can
Speaker 6: put the bra on, but that's.
Speaker 5: Still not the same because once it's under your skin,
Speaker 5: whether you get under the muscle or not, how how
Speaker 5: your body's react.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many X factors.
Speaker 2: What about getting those fake eddies like Christy Nomes husband
Speaker 2: put on you know I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That'd be a good way to judge be.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, okay, it just looks weird with a dress
Speaker 2: and the mustache. Yeah damn, how about her? Right, don't
Speaker 2: hear note of ever heard anymore?
Speaker 1: B No, you got to get your house in order, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if your old man's off doing that shit because
Speaker 2: you're too busy working or whatever.
Speaker 1: You're banging somebody. All right, Yeah, all right, listen you guys.
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