Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
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Speaker 2: Come diary No.
Speaker 1: Mayo incident? Oh yeah, what is it? Ash?
Speaker 2: That's by come? No, I don't remember because you worked
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Speaker 1: It wasn't that it was the fucking old Indian native
Speaker 1: and that you threw Mayo on her car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go find that picture in
Speaker 2: my live photo section and save it as a video.
Speaker 2: We can watch it like play out a little bit.
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Speaker 1: I'm a episode one, so there's a hundred more episodes.
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Speaker 1: big thing happened yesterday. There was a shooter got what
Speaker 1: he wanted, and I think we need to talk about
Speaker 1: it for a little while.
Speaker 2: At least did he get what he wanted?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What did he want?
Speaker 1: To be acquitted.
Speaker 2: Uh, I know you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Who playing fucking games? I know. No, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: fucking the Shadow himself. Alec Baldwin shadow. Uh yeah, do
Speaker 1: you ever hear the story? Sam Raimi wanted to do
Speaker 1: that and they were like, yeah, sure, Sam Raimi, why
Speaker 1: don't you go suck your own dick? How about that one?
Speaker 1: And they gave it to Baldwin and someone else instead,
Speaker 1: and Sam Raimi was like, I would have done the
Speaker 1: shadow so good. People would have loved if I made
Speaker 1: the shadow. And someone was like, why don't you make
Speaker 1: your own shadow? He goes, I will, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call it dark Man.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dark Man sucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a real that's like a real story.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh man. He should have made Drag Me to
Speaker 2: Hell too instead back then, years before he made one.
Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, Alec Baldwin was acquitted yesterday. Was it acquitted
Speaker 1: or a mistrial or something? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he got away with it. He
Speaker 2: got away with a murder. Huh.
Speaker 1: There was bigger things going on, which we're obviously going
Speaker 1: to delve into. But yeah, why do I feel like
Speaker 1: my microphone keeps moving away from me, does it, uh.
Speaker 2: Man, because it's magnetically pulled to the center of the house.
Speaker 1: Nice. Nice, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Got a big magnet in the center of your house,
Speaker 2: you got to go track it down.
Speaker 1: I didn't follow anything on this Alec Baldwin thing, and
Speaker 1: give a shit. I didn't truthfully think he should have
Speaker 1: been charged, maybe as severely as he was. I think
Speaker 1: we had a debate on that. Totally understood your point too.
Speaker 1: If you're holding a gun, you should know every aspect
Speaker 1: of the totally get that. That's not even up for
Speaker 1: debate because if you say he should go to prison,
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit enough to argue it, you know.
Speaker 1: But there was a fun clip of either a cross
Speaker 1: witness or something. Uh And this is all we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about as far as Alec baldon ghosts because it's
Speaker 1: just a good clip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is he in the New Beetlejuice?
Speaker 1: I know? Uh No, neither neither him nor Geena Davis.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Because Geena Davis made a point, ghosts don't age in
Speaker 1: that keaton. They're able to make up up those two
Speaker 1: it would be more awkward.
Speaker 3: They just do the computers like iron Man, Like iron Man.
Speaker 2: They made him young in the one and he talked
Speaker 2: to his dad again.
Speaker 1: What a fucking little baby statement was? That makes me
Speaker 1: laugh every time I do that with Jen. Two. By
Speaker 1: the way, I got that from you, those short, angry,
Speaker 1: childish outbursts of about nothing. Jen, don't be like. I'll go,
Speaker 1: can you turn up the TV? Leg five clicks and
Speaker 1: she'll turn it up four? And she touched it in
Speaker 1: and go, it's supposed to be five, turn it up five?
Speaker 1: Why don't you want to turn it up five? Well?
Speaker 2: Are you hurting me?
Speaker 1: All right? Here's the only Baldwin clip I want to play.
Speaker 2: You gotta share your screen first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was gonna do. Am I recording this?
Speaker 1: I am? Okay? Goodness good, okay? All right? He cleans
Speaker 1: up nice. Hey, doesn't look you look pretty good? Millionaire
Speaker 1: that's been in Hollywood for the last fifty years.
Speaker 2: Well, I've only seen him on that video where he
Speaker 2: killed that guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, he looked like shit in that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it didn't look good real Haggard.
Speaker 1: I really appreciated, uh, the acting that he did on
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live, and I really appreciate his politics You've
Speaker 1: told one of.
Speaker 2: The witnesses who disagreed with you during an interview that
Speaker 2: you thought mister Baldon was a cocksucker.
Speaker 1: I do not recall saying that.
Speaker 2: I just like that clip.
Speaker 1: I just like it.
Speaker 2: Maybe she meant it in a good way.
Speaker 1: Sure she's an ally. Maybe it was June I was saying,
Speaker 1: it's a good thing, like, oh, that like a mensch,
Speaker 1: you know, like when jus say, oh, he's a real mench,
Speaker 1: Gay say, oh, he's a real cocksucker. I think a
Speaker 1: mensch is just like a good guy.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought I was a fucking thought it
Speaker 2: was like a oil that sucks the kids cock.
Speaker 1: No, no, it gets all the blood out. Uh So, obviously,
Speaker 1: the big story is they shot at a former United
Speaker 1: States president and current most likely Republican nominee if he
Speaker 1: makes it to the election. Obviously, what would they do
Speaker 1: if they took him out beforehand? I know this is
Speaker 1: going to sound like a ridiculous thing to ask, but
Speaker 1: if he was killed beforehand, when the ballots were already printed,
Speaker 1: what would they do?
Speaker 2: They'd have to hire like a team or get a
Speaker 2: bunch of volunteers to go through and scrible all the
Speaker 2: names out new candidate. Oh, I can't print them again,
Speaker 2: waste of paper.
Speaker 1: The electronic voting thing, I get, like, that's easy. You'd
Speaker 1: probably just switch that thing out.
Speaker 2: It's a bit yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And plus they're gonna tap into those things. And
Speaker 1: I'm not getting sued. Never mind shout out the Fox
Speaker 1: with your eight hundred million dollar bill. But the the
Speaker 1: the paper ballots, I don't know what they would do
Speaker 1: in that case. They make a big deal. I know
Speaker 1: it sounds silly like, oh, just new ones, like it's
Speaker 1: a high school thing. But they make a huge deal
Speaker 1: out of not getting on the paper ballot in time,
Speaker 1: and there will not be another opportunity to have it printed.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess the Biden would just have to make a decision.
Speaker 2: He'd probably be like, well, look, you know the tradition
Speaker 2: running policy is that we don't print him again. So
Speaker 2: I'm just the president and definitely.
Speaker 1: I am now your god king. Okay, Uh, all part
Speaker 1: of his plan. Yeah that's what we were told, and
Speaker 1: no one listened. No one listened. Okay, So uh, Trump
Speaker 1: rally the other day to say we're recording this on Monday.
Speaker 1: This was Saturday.
Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, I think it was Friday or Saturday. I
Speaker 2: can't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's Saturday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right,
Speaker 1: So he's on stage when all of a sudden you
Speaker 1: start hearing popping, you know, And at first we're all like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's fireworks in the middle of the day, because like
Speaker 1: Trump is America, you know, and fire coming. Chinese made
Speaker 1: fireworks are what America is built on, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we are the biggest importer of Chinese fireworks.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that's correct.
Speaker 2: I actually saw a thing once about fire works and
Speaker 2: how yeah, all of them basically are made in China.
Speaker 2: But the uh, the trade to the United States, or
Speaker 2: the sale of them to the United States is so
Speaker 2: popular because the United States has a bunch of states
Speaker 2: that are real stringent about it and then a bunch
Speaker 2: that don't give a fuck. So there's a bunch of people,
Speaker 2: you know, there's a market obviously, like you know, I'll
Speaker 2: get them in Texas and let you have them in California.
Speaker 2: You know. I want to get in on that the
Speaker 2: Chinese side.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so not interstate firework trafficking. You want to
Speaker 1: get in on international firework trafficking.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I guess a lot of the designs for
Speaker 2: the fireworks are closely guarded Chinese secrets. So I want
Speaker 2: to get into the inside, get the secret recipe for
Speaker 2: the fireworks, and then have my own fireworks company over here.
Speaker 2: I want to do like, what is that like espionage?
Speaker 2: Business espionage?
Speaker 1: My dad when he worked for the county and they
Speaker 1: would have slow days, they would take like milk jugs
Speaker 1: and fill it with explosive from somewhere or something and
Speaker 1: blow it up in fields like empty fields.
Speaker 2: That's dope.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a real dude thing. That's like a
Speaker 1: guy thing. And I get that. Sometimes Jenna's show Save
Speaker 1: Videos and go this has a lot of likes, like,
Speaker 1: but I don't get it. And it'll be three guys
Speaker 1: pushing a really big rock down a really big hill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. Like I want to see what that
Speaker 1: rock does when it gets to the bottom.
Speaker 2: You know, is it gonna snap?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's gonna what it's gonna have? Is it gonna
Speaker 1: tear a hole in the space time continuum? Like we
Speaker 1: don't know because we haven't seen the end of this video.
Speaker 1: Broad Now, let it play.
Speaker 2: It's science. Uh yeah, I like, I like videos where
Speaker 2: they do stuff like that, but also stuff where should explode.
Speaker 2: It's like like firecrackers. But in Iraq, we used to
Speaker 2: take batteries, sealed glass bottles, just and any with liquid
Speaker 2: in it, anything that could explode or pop or anything
Speaker 2: at all. Yeah, sealed plastic bags so like vacuum sealed bags.
Speaker 2: Throw them ships into the bullets. Yeah, throw them into
Speaker 2: the fucking fire pit man, because you got to stand
Speaker 2: there for hours anyway, breathing the smoke and making sure
Speaker 2: that all the trash burns. So yeah, you just get bored.
Speaker 2: You throw in some bullets, litium iron batteries, radios. It
Speaker 2: was awesome.
Speaker 1: Did you bring anything home that seems By the way,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get back to the president being shot at
Speaker 1: the vice for not former vite. Did you see one
Speaker 1: them called them the vice president the other day?
Speaker 2: Oh, kind of rewrite history.
Speaker 1: It was not a good That guy wasn't even president,
Speaker 1: he was only vice priends. He could do the Trump
Speaker 1: thing and just say it until it's true and Trump
Speaker 1: that was the greatest vice president that ever existed. They
Speaker 1: can just look eye each other into a fucking vortex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could be taken a page from his mentor's playbook.
Speaker 1: All right, I don't even remember what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Let's if I.
Speaker 2: Brought anything home that I shouldn't. Did you the only thing? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, were you did? Did the Marines beat
Speaker 1: the sentimental pussy out of you? Or did you like
Speaker 1: take home like a shell casing of the first bullet
Speaker 1: you shot in Iraq?
Speaker 2: Stuff like that. Stuff like that you can't take home.
Speaker 2: Brass has to be accounted for.
Speaker 1: So that's what it was. Had you throw bullets into
Speaker 1: the fire.
Speaker 2: Pit, because if you have bullets in there, so for instance,
Speaker 2: they they might have extra ammo lying around, so an
Speaker 2: armor might have like a box of ammo, or you
Speaker 2: might find ammunition. There's plenty of ammo that's on accounted for.
Speaker 2: But if after that you go through customs, so they
Speaker 2: like they you have to go through all your gear
Speaker 2: and shit before you go to customs, because customs is
Speaker 2: different from the Marines. That's just American government workers. So
Speaker 2: the Marines like they beat any sort of sentimental piss
Speaker 2: out of you in a sense where it's like, look,
Speaker 2: this is shit you can't take home. Don't even fucking
Speaker 2: think about it.
Speaker 1: You know, No, it's no ears.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so spent casings is one. You can get
Speaker 2: weapons home if you go through all this paperwork and shit,
Speaker 2: like if you find a weapon and you're somehow allowed
Speaker 2: to keep it because all that shit usually gets turned
Speaker 2: over to the government to their armory.
Speaker 1: But I get a dumb question. Can you buy your
Speaker 1: gun at the end if you do all paperwork or
Speaker 1: do you have to hand it back in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you give it back and they got to give
Speaker 2: it to the next fucker who's going to fill your ouse.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, nasty spot. They don't give you the
Speaker 1: option to like pay the price for the market price. Really, Okay,
Speaker 1: is that a weapon you couldn't own?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It is. It is actually because it has a
Speaker 2: three round burst.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, right, yeah, I wasn't sure about that. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's play this video.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you the one thing I got through customs.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be something like a monkey Paul or I
Speaker 1: got my dirt through It's a bottle of my what's
Speaker 1: a guy get killed?
Speaker 2: It was so they we have so I do have
Speaker 2: an illegal item. So the maximum So just for context,
Speaker 2: for background, AR fifteen's m sixteen's M four car binds.
Speaker 2: They all share the same structure, that's why they're identified
Speaker 2: as the AR rifle. They all have like the basic
Speaker 2: the same basic upper and lower receiver, meaning you could
Speaker 2: attach the two halves to each other and and the
Speaker 2: weapon should fire normally. The big difference is the M
Speaker 2: sixteen has a bigger barrel and it has an auto,
Speaker 2: a full auto. The M four has a three round burst,
Speaker 2: so those are illegal. So the AR fifteen, the civilian model,
Speaker 2: is going to be very It's almost identical to what
Speaker 2: we have in the Marine Corps as like an M four,
Speaker 2: but it just doesn't have that three round burst. And
Speaker 2: I think there might be on the AR fifteen there
Speaker 2: might be the slightest difference in the caliber. So for instance,
Speaker 2: instead of point two two three, it's point two two seven.
Speaker 2: It's the tiniest difference. I think you could even still
Speaker 2: interchange the two receivers and it should still fire. It's
Speaker 2: very small. But the oh the thing about those rifles
Speaker 2: is they have a thirty round magazine standard issue, So
Speaker 2: in California that's illegal. You can only have a ten
Speaker 2: round magazine even on an AR rifle, even even with
Speaker 2: single shot. But we had. We we had an armorer,
Speaker 2: my buddy Schmidt, he had he had given me like
Speaker 2: an extra magazine, like, do you want this? It's it's
Speaker 2: not it doesn't have a serial number, it's not on
Speaker 2: my inventory. It's more of a pain in the ass
Speaker 2: that I have it. And so I was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: and he gave it to me. It's an h K
Speaker 2: mag It holds fifty rounds, so it's it's the exact
Speaker 2: same size as another magazine. The only difference is the springs.
Speaker 2: They compress way more and they squeeze more rounds into there.
Speaker 2: So yeah, totally illegal. Every state has a thirty round max.
Speaker 2: That's the ATF I think. So yeah, I could. I
Speaker 2: could do a bigger mass shooting than everybody and you
Speaker 2: couldn't stop me.
Speaker 1: And if you want to leave us a super thanks
Speaker 1: or something on YouTube, I'll give you Shane's address. I
Speaker 1: will put that out there.
Speaker 2: If only I had a rifle to go along with
Speaker 2: the magazine, jam.
Speaker 1: Really just show up at a rally and throw it
Speaker 1: at someone.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't know how much you've used guns,
Speaker 2: but when the when the rounds are in the magazine,
Speaker 2: you can just use your thumb to like flick them
Speaker 2: out like pez, Yeah, you're just flicking them at people
Speaker 2: as you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta be honest, man, I'm such a pussy.
Speaker 1: I don't like glocks. I like just a nice revolver.
Speaker 2: Oh, revolvers are sweet. They look so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: I see. I think they look less cool personally, but
Speaker 1: they feel much more reliable to me.
Speaker 2: Oh, they don't jam. Really, I mean, I'm sure that
Speaker 2: it's possible if it's covered in rust and shit misfire,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I mean, you don't have to worry about
Speaker 2: a round getting stuck when it's ejecting or when it's
Speaker 2: feeding up through the magazine or anything like that, or
Speaker 2: a dirty uh a dirty a dirty extractor, any any
Speaker 2: of this shit. It is a much simpler design. But
Speaker 2: then you're I mean, I guess it's kind of the
Speaker 2: thing where it's like, if you squeeze off six shots
Speaker 2: and you don't hit your target, you probably weren't going
Speaker 2: to get it with eleven.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Well, let's watch a video of someone squeezing off quite
Speaker 1: a few shots and not quite hitting their target. I
Speaker 1: guess I would put it as they hit they hit someone,
Speaker 1: just not their target. And there's a distance. I understand that.
Speaker 1: Let's just watch.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about the distance, but let's watch.
Speaker 1: I noticed them pretty. Oh, I don't want some broad talking. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna probably cut this out, but maybe not.
Speaker 2: If you gotta cut it, you gotta cut it. But
Speaker 2: we got to find the actual clip. Oh, I want
Speaker 2: the actual clip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, And I want this too, now that
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 2: Remember, Yeah, that's that's a good one.
Speaker 1: It's an important one. Okay, we're talking and this is
Speaker 1: all staying.
Speaker 2: So the thing that we're alluding to that is going
Speaker 2: to be in the video is the assassination of a
Speaker 2: former president uh by a person.
Speaker 1: Well, the assassination of a former president fan in the stands.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I noticed some pretty No, I don't want to talk.
Speaker 2: Why is her voice on there?
Speaker 1: Or if you want to.
Speaker 5: See something that said, take a look what happened?
Speaker 1: All right? So I don't know, I don't want to
Speaker 1: I don't know if we should play the whole thing
Speaker 1: like maybe in clips and segments something like that. But
Speaker 1: this camera person has no idea what the fuck is happening? Yeah,
Speaker 1: unshots ring out president. I don't mean to say president.
Speaker 2: It's an honorary title.
Speaker 1: Show Joe Biden won the twenty twenty election. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: just I'll say that, wink blank, you guys got it.
Speaker 1: Uh but but uh no, if I say president, I
Speaker 1: just mean President Trump, president president elect. Uh, god king Trump.
Speaker 1: I've really been digging the god king thing lately. People
Speaker 1: are putting that on him. Not actually, they're just like,
Speaker 1: you just made this guy a fucking god king. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that term means, if it's
Speaker 1: not some big gangly Persian standing on top of fucking
Speaker 1: six elephants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think when I hear god king Zack Snyder character. Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Was my reference the Persian. Yeah. All right, So this
Speaker 1: person's watching this and they see Trump get hit or something.
Speaker 1: People are going nuts. Everyone's duck and then they turn
Speaker 1: this way. I don't know what this is. This is
Speaker 1: like a tractor spraying water, and then this is like
Speaker 1: a dumpster that's just swinging in the air.
Speaker 2: So that may actually be a I don't know. I
Speaker 2: have no idea that that could be some sort of
Speaker 2: a security tactic where it's like the water is providing
Speaker 2: cover because if somebody's shooting from far away. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be a big cloud of mist. They're not going to
Speaker 2: be able to see because you see, I think, I'm
Speaker 2: sure I see security scattering around and what looks like
Speaker 2: a very organized fashion. So that water may be providing
Speaker 2: cover for them.
Speaker 1: Maybe, or maybe it's meant to be cooling. Maybe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's truly hot.
Speaker 1: I took a picture of my car at a one
Speaker 1: hundred and three we had today in Jersey.
Speaker 2: I mean, I believe you, but I remember remember sending
Speaker 2: you Yeah, utat readings that are like one oh nine
Speaker 2: out here.
Speaker 1: You're in the desert. I'm in the garden state.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, gardens get hot. Did you ever been in
Speaker 2: a greenhouse?
Speaker 1: I've been in the greenhouse angrily, I have.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: Uh So it's weird. The fucking I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. I think maybe, Honestly, I'm not joking. I
Speaker 1: think it was maybe for cooling, and they turned it
Speaker 1: off because they're like, I don't know what. Plus why
Speaker 1: would you provide cover? Look, you got all this billboard
Speaker 1: and stuff. But maybe we could talk about that where
Speaker 1: the shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we talk about cover? Yeah, literally interested in that part.
Speaker 1: Let's art a plane we'll check out what the Secret
Speaker 1: Service did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5: Really see something that said take a look at what happened.
Speaker 1: So that was probably the sniper shot.
Speaker 2: Huh, that might have been a kill shot. I think
Speaker 2: the pops we heard in quick succession was an exchange
Speaker 2: of gunfire.
Speaker 1: See I believe that, And if you're right on that,
Speaker 1: I'm not denying that at all. There were reports only
Speaker 1: one shot was fired and it hit the kid right
Speaker 1: between the eyes.
Speaker 2: I believe. I mean, I believe the snipers are that good.
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it would have taken and maybe
Speaker 2: it did. Maybe it took that long to find where
Speaker 2: he was coming from. Well, I'm really interested to know
Speaker 2: how the shooter was positioned throne. Was he standing, was
Speaker 2: he sitting? I want to know, because it's possible that
Speaker 2: he realized after the second or third shot that he
Speaker 2: didn't take his target down, so he just started firing
Speaker 2: blindly and started popping off shots. And then the sniper
Speaker 2: saw him at that last second, and then that's the
Speaker 2: last thing we heard. But I was under the impression
Speaker 2: I was hearing an exchange of gunfire, maybe like three
Speaker 2: two or three single shots, and then a back in well,
Speaker 2: let's say, and then maybe a kill shot at the end, like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's down, I'm putting one more in between the eyes.
Speaker 1: Let's play it all the way through. We'll listen for
Speaker 1: those gunshots early, and then we can comment on what's
Speaker 1: happening after that terms of like the pandemonium.
Speaker 2: Listen for any overlaps, like if you hear two guts
Speaker 2: shot at.
Speaker 1: The same time. Okay, all right, let me let me
Speaker 1: get this cooking. Oh thanks, Elon mosk Oh my god, Elon,
Speaker 1: stop giving.
Speaker 5: If you want to really see something that said, take
Speaker 5: a look at what happened.
Speaker 1: That sounded a little bit like overlap, right.
Speaker 2: I think it might have been just one rifle. Actually
Speaker 2: play it again, go back five seconds.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: Those first three definitely yeah, yeah, maybe maybe it was
Speaker 6: just the one.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, So now we've got secret
Speaker 1: services huddled around them right on stage and they're picking
Speaker 1: them up right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I was watching this go ahead, I.
Speaker 1: Was listening, they had the secret service audio feed. They
Speaker 1: actually I heard it, and I think at this point
Speaker 1: they knew he was down. They said shut down or
Speaker 1: something like that. Well, so the first time I watched this.
Speaker 2: I was really that's I mean, once I knew Trump
Speaker 2: lived initially and I was watching this, I was immediately like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see what the Secret Service does
Speaker 2: because I'm just so interested in defensive tactics. I'm so
Speaker 2: interested in all this stuff, right, And I'll talk even
Speaker 2: more about this when we talk about the security overall,
Speaker 2: but I was so interested to see what are they
Speaker 2: going to do? You know, how do they get him
Speaker 2: out of this? Because you so rarely get to see it,
Speaker 2: and these people so rarely have an opportunity to do
Speaker 2: their job outside of Trent. This is what they trained
Speaker 2: their whole life for and now they're doing it in real,
Speaker 2: real life. So I'm fascinated by this ship. And I
Speaker 2: could tell right away, Okay, they know that he's dead
Speaker 2: because they were saying like all clear, left, all clear, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna move him. There's no fucking way at all
Speaker 2: they would risk picking him up and moving him if
Speaker 2: the shooter was still acting, right, There's no way. Their
Speaker 2: Their job is, we watched it happen. Their job is
Speaker 2: to lay on him and shield him and take a
Speaker 2: bullet for him. That's their job. So yeah, they wouldn't
Speaker 2: move him until they were certain the guy was dead.
Speaker 2: And I think that's so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, it's crazy. I was joking with Jen
Speaker 1: before we heard that audio of him being dead, and
Speaker 1: I go, imagine being the guy with your back to
Speaker 1: where the shooter is at the back end of the
Speaker 1: dog about you're like this, You're like, all right, let's go. Now,
Speaker 1: come on, now, let's move, come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: let's finish watching this, and then we're gonna play the
Speaker 1: secret Service audio because I think there was something interesting.
Speaker 1: Kind of ruins a little bit of the hero narrative slightly,
Speaker 1: but I also think you have to take into consideration
Speaker 1: the situation and what's going through your head and go, WHOA,
Speaker 1: all right, let's finish this. So they're currently dog pilot them,
Speaker 1: but they're getting them up. I like, you can hear
Speaker 1: them move, move like the commands. Are these guys former
Speaker 1: military something their secret Service? No? No, yeah, yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: but do a lot of former military guys go to
Speaker 1: secret service or.
Speaker 2: I know a guy who wanted to go to the
Speaker 2: Secret Service. So a lot of guys have aspirations in
Speaker 2: the military of like, so some Marines they will see
Speaker 2: the Navy Seals in Iraq, and the Navy Seals are
Speaker 2: in a war zone, are doing real shit, Like we
Speaker 2: do a lot of bullshit as military guys, just in
Speaker 2: on a the deployment. Most of your job it's it's
Speaker 2: disillusioning because your job is pointless. You're you're heralded as
Speaker 2: a hero, and all you did was sit around for
Speaker 2: most of your time, you know. But the Navy Seals, yeah,
Speaker 2: they go out and do real shit all the time.
Speaker 2: So Marines get into the Marine Corps because they know
Speaker 2: it's the most badass branch, and then a lot of
Speaker 2: them realize like, oh shit, most of my life is
Speaker 2: just monotonous, you know, So they they see these other
Speaker 2: services as more glamorous. So I know a bunch of
Speaker 2: guys who wanted to do FBI CIA or become a
Speaker 2: Navy Seal, and I know one guy who wanted to
Speaker 2: do Secret Service, and that's the one who seemed the
Speaker 2: most serious about getting that sort of a job when
Speaker 2: he got out. Because secret Service, if if I'm not mistaken, FBI, C,
Speaker 2: I A, all those things, the Secret Service is the
Speaker 2: most like they're like the Marine Corps. Of those secret
Speaker 2: branches basically they're the tough guys.
Speaker 1: I feel like the Secret Service also deals with money,
Speaker 1: don't they in some aspect right, like like counterfeit stuff
Speaker 1: or forgery or something.
Speaker 2: Which kind of makes sense, right because they protect the president,
Speaker 2: they protect the treasury.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, okay, moving my mike. What is my
Speaker 1: mic there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That makes sense too, because I mean who has
Speaker 2: better security? Uh TJ Max or a Capital One?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, well Capital One. Think about it this way.
Speaker 1: Who is better security A TJ Max or a bank?
Speaker 1: And I'll be honest with you. Have you been in
Speaker 1: the TJ Max recently? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I walk out with something new every time. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's it's not paid for.
Speaker 1: Okay. See, then that's part of the problem because in
Speaker 1: Jersey they're now blocking off the front door. You have
Speaker 1: to come into a little corral where there's like two
Speaker 1: full cops in there, whereas the bank only has one
Speaker 1: security guard most of the time. Anyway, someone took a
Speaker 1: shot at the president, the ex president. Let's let's finish.
Speaker 1: So they're getting them up, right, I just don't want
Speaker 1: to go too far off track. I'm sorry. Sure, and
Speaker 1: then they're gonna move them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love I love the swat team. I don't
Speaker 2: know if they're police or Secret Service. They might just
Speaker 2: be the local swat who have been briefed by the
Speaker 2: Secret Service. I'm not sure how how how many people
Speaker 2: are actually in the Secret Service team, but I love
Speaker 2: that they are positioned that way. They got him fully covered,
Speaker 2: even after the target's probably down. This is all great stuff,
Speaker 2: like this is all you couldn't ask for better, which
Speaker 2: is why I'm so disappointed in other parts of this
Speaker 2: whole thing, which we talk about later. Sure, but yeah,
Speaker 2: all these cops, all security guys, fucking a plus just
Speaker 2: a plus.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, still down, still down, they're confirming. Yes,
Speaker 1: you also have to consider it. He was what seventy eight, Yeah,
Speaker 1: seventy seven. He's an old guy that they tackled the
Speaker 1: shit out of in a good way, like you.
Speaker 2: Know, necessary break a hit man.
Speaker 1: He got lucky twice that day. I feel like maybe
Speaker 1: nine times, actually he got lucky, I don't know. All right,
Speaker 1: so he's standing up halfway up.
Speaker 2: By the way, by.
Speaker 1: The way they are now they're now at first they
Speaker 1: were running with the picture, is what I would call it, right,
Speaker 1: and now a lot of the liberals MSNBC and stuff
Speaker 1: like that are now running with a picture like this
Speaker 1: instead or one of him coming down the steps where
Speaker 1: he looks like just fucking beaten dog. Shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one, this is not good with the history
Speaker 2: book remembers.
Speaker 1: It depends on who rites he. Yeah, I bet you
Speaker 1: the history book in Texas is going to be different
Speaker 1: than the one in Massachusetts. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So every history book that has a six thousand year
Speaker 2: old earth and dinosaurs coas with humans will have Trump
Speaker 2: raising a proud fay giants.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, let's see. So now that's what they do.
Speaker 2: I got the clapping, They.
Speaker 1: Huddle around them. I thought they were doing a prayer
Speaker 1: circle for a second.
Speaker 2: Just hug it out, guys, he hug it out.
Speaker 1: He's good, We got him.
Speaker 2: I guess they don't know that someone's dead. So yeah,
Speaker 2: they would. I would flap through brother.
Speaker 1: Who the people?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, now look again, the situation here is we he
Speaker 1: probably knows he's safe, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: At this he's already heard that the shooter's down right
Speaker 2: in my eyes, like, so, okay, there's two things here.
Speaker 2: I'm very sure that the protocol for security Secret Service
Speaker 2: is that they are to keep the president safe. Like
Speaker 2: the president wants to go back, he's not supposed to
Speaker 2: go back. If he wants to talk like you, get
Speaker 2: him out, like that's their Their job right now is
Speaker 2: one thing and one thing. Only get him away. If
Speaker 2: he wants to stay in chat and talk and say
Speaker 2: how bravy is, it doesn't matter what he wants. Your
Speaker 2: job is to get him out. The only reason that
Speaker 2: he's even able to let put his fist out right now,
Speaker 2: I think, and get his head in clear view is
Speaker 2: because they confirmed that the shooter's down. If they if
Speaker 2: they were scared at all, that like, okay, there there's
Speaker 2: going to be a second barrage of gunfire. I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess they could still be worried about it, but
Speaker 2: if they were seriously worried about it, they would be
Speaker 2: like pushing his hands and.
Speaker 1: Oh, if they were seriously worried about it, he'd still
Speaker 1: be under the dog Pio as right. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if they were if there was any concern of
Speaker 1: another shooter, I don't think they would have gotten them up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I guess my point is that I think
Speaker 2: that I'm not saying I'm not invalidating his his his
Speaker 2: move here raising his fist or anything. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean anything or he it was disingenuous or
Speaker 2: anything like that. I'm just saying that I think that
Speaker 2: he's only doing this because he feels safe, you know,
Speaker 2: he like, uh, it's it. It's just because Donald Trump
Speaker 2: is a different kind of person. I just feel like,
Speaker 2: if you or me were in this situation.
Speaker 1: No, I'd be holding the ship that came out in
Speaker 1: my pants so I don't drool it out while I'm
Speaker 1: walking down the steps and have one of those hot
Speaker 1: chicks running the Secret Service slip in it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, our public image just would cease to matter for
Speaker 2: a little while.
Speaker 1: It would be real the ending of the dead zone.
Speaker 1: I would find a baby to hold up and brishield
Speaker 1: my safe Yeah. Yeah, man, No, no, it's it's uh yeah.
Speaker 2: And in a way, I kind of like this for Trump.
Speaker 2: I don't mean I won't like that he got shot,
Speaker 2: but I'm saying I kind of like that he did this,
Speaker 2: not because not for good or a bad reason. I
Speaker 2: just think that, like this, really, this is kind of
Speaker 2: the most human thing I've seen from him, because I
Speaker 2: think anybody who if you're shot in the ear, if
Speaker 2: you're if you're near death, You're gonna be in some
Speaker 2: different state, and it's like, what is panic for you?
Speaker 2: Or what is shocked for you? Might not be shocked
Speaker 2: for me. But I think what we're seeing here, I
Speaker 2: think we're seeing like, Okay, Trump is realizing, oh fuck
Speaker 2: I lived, and and he's like, and what is normal
Speaker 2: for him, what his persona is, what is personality type is?
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god, I got a job to do.
Speaker 2: I got an appearance to uphold, you know, because that
Speaker 2: is Trump. And I think him standing up after taking
Speaker 2: a fucking bullet and thinking like, Okay, the first thing
Speaker 2: I have to do is show these fuckers how tough
Speaker 2: I am. I think that's actually humanizing. I think that's
Speaker 2: pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Do you know what made Michael Jordan the greatest basketball
Speaker 1: player of all time? That he took it personally, that
Speaker 1: basketball games generally, that probably drove him. Yeah, that he
Speaker 1: took things personally, But what makes him the greatest basketball
Speaker 1: player of all time is the fact that most basketball
Speaker 1: games were close, and when it was a tie game
Speaker 1: and there was three seconds left on the clock, Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan was the guy that hit that shot. That's what
Speaker 1: makes the best seals uh, the ones who clap and
Speaker 1: bounce the ball on them. Yeah, there are times when you, guys,
Speaker 1: that's what makes the best marines. Like in a firefight.
Speaker 1: There are times in a firefight where you will be
Speaker 1: facing a guy who has a gun that's as powerful
Speaker 1: as yours or whatever, and you're both pulling in at
Speaker 1: the same time. Who can play chicken the longest and
Speaker 1: keep their head in and their aim straight and whatever.
Speaker 1: It's the same point you make about the secret service.
Speaker 1: These guys train for this. The ones who fail and
Speaker 1: fuck up do not have that in basketball, they call it,
Speaker 1: and I think it's fair in all of these things.
Speaker 1: The clutch gene. You are just clutch in the moment
Speaker 1: when you are most needed you you do. I have
Speaker 1: one last step to take on this though. Trump has
Speaker 1: that with politics, he just sure knows the right. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying he's a politics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I would, but I would say modern politics,
Speaker 2: modern politics. Okay, I'm saying he appeals to a certain
Speaker 2: person and I'm okay, I'm not saying saying that this
Speaker 2: is a judgmental thing. I'm just saying that he appeals
Speaker 2: to people who are semi populist, who want a leader
Speaker 2: who want a single leader to make a lot of
Speaker 2: things happen. They want to and it's not again, it's
Speaker 2: not a judgment. I'm not saying they want a fascist dictator.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I want a just a an everyman to just
Speaker 2: run the show and make things happen and just get
Speaker 2: it all done. But that wouldn't be democratic. And I
Speaker 2: think Trump appeals to a certain type of person for
Speaker 2: that reason is because he's got that appeal. So I
Speaker 2: think he's good at that kind of politics. I think
Speaker 2: he's really good at representing a guy who gets shited done,
Speaker 2: and I think he can get shit done. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying he can't. I'm just saying that there's other kinds
Speaker 2: of politics. You know, he wouldn't make it in some
Speaker 2: parliamentary bullshit where he has you know, one nineteenth or
Speaker 2: whatever of a of a division of power. No.
Speaker 1: But but see here, I mean, but here's what you're
Speaker 1: missing there. It's not about you're looking too deep.
Speaker 2: You you maybe.
Speaker 1: Vote on two people of a level. It's almost like
Speaker 1: Blandrew does. Blandred gives me that thing where he's like,
Speaker 1: we don't have to dumb this down for voters. Yeah
Speaker 1: you do. You really do. So it's not so much
Speaker 1: that it's a popular thing and this and that, bubbah.
Speaker 1: I think there is a swath of people, swatch swathe
Speaker 1: however you want to say, who just think he's funny.
Speaker 2: I didn't think funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's what I mean with it too.
Speaker 1: Where he's good at politics, where he.
Speaker 2: Can be almost again again, that's the difference in politics,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. You know, that's how people
Speaker 2: do politics differently.
Speaker 1: You know what else is a bad way of fucking
Speaker 1: voting for politics? If you're broke a shit living in
Speaker 1: Appalachia and you vote for the Republicans, or how about this,
Speaker 1: if you live in a shitty community with no jobs
Speaker 1: coming in and you keep voting for the Democrats like
Speaker 1: they're pushing back on finally in Chicago, maybe it's time
Speaker 1: to give something else a try. So yeah, in all facets, yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's not even about it's just his ability to
Speaker 1: charm people. And that was evident came back from television.
Speaker 2: I totally agree with that part. And that plays into
Speaker 2: him raising his fistep.
Speaker 1: Exactly, And that's that's what I mean. It's it's in
Speaker 1: the lizard brain where he goes, there's a crowd, maybe
Speaker 1: they're scared. Do something to get them going, you know.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah, I feel like it was like when
Speaker 2: I watched it the first time, I was like, I
Speaker 2: was conflicted because it looks corny. The picture looks is awesome.
Speaker 1: The pictures like the most historic one since problems Rejima. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh no, I was gonna say the bullhorn and ground zero. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a pretty big picture of him, and go ahead,
Speaker 1: but I have a point about that moment when you're done.
Speaker 2: Well, the picture is iconic. Yes, the video is corny
Speaker 2: because he looks like an old man, like telling you
Speaker 2: to get off his lawn.
Speaker 1: But he is his his launch America, go back to Mexico,
Speaker 1: got out of here, mass shure, go back.
Speaker 2: To al Qaeda in Mexico. But he what was I saying? Fuck?
Speaker 2: What was I just saying about?
Speaker 1: It was corny? The video, it was corny.
Speaker 2: It was corny, But also it did the thing I
Speaker 2: said it did where human humanized him. And again, who
Speaker 2: am I to pick on people for being corny? You know,
Speaker 2: it's like everybody's fucking stupid and being their own way.
Speaker 2: So when I when I when I saw the video
Speaker 2: the first time, I knew immediately, like, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it's iconic. You know, this is now gonna be
Speaker 2: burned into everybody's fucking retinas forever. We're never going to
Speaker 2: forget this.
Speaker 1: I told Blandrew, I was jealous of the photographer where
Speaker 1: you just want a pulitzer, and I saw an interview
Speaker 1: with him, He's like accident. I knew this was a
Speaker 1: historic moment, but I don't believe the clutch gene thing
Speaker 1: with him. I think that guy was clicking sixty shots
Speaker 1: a second and got lucky on on a few, and
Speaker 1: good for him, and that's great. Let's finish the video.
Speaker 1: He's about to do his fist pump that we talk
Speaker 1: about and he's mouthing fight.
Speaker 2: Fight, faget, faget.
Speaker 1: That's what I It looks like it right, Uh it
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that I think. The next part of
Speaker 1: it is the crazy psychotic part of the Trump thing. Now, look,
Speaker 1: you know how much I love Trump. I love this
Speaker 1: and that of the funny of it. I love that
Speaker 1: he is a shot to the system that clearly doesn't work.
Speaker 1: But I am not crazy. I do not look at
Speaker 1: him as, like we've said a few times, off are
Speaker 1: a god king. I don't think so at all. I
Speaker 1: think if Trump got into office and immediately started cutting
Speaker 1: free speech and this and that, I'd be in the
Speaker 1: contingency of people going, hey, get this fucking guy out
Speaker 1: of here. I'm not a guy who thinks he's infallible
Speaker 1: or can do nothing wrong, but I do think he
Speaker 1: is the only person in American politics that can get
Speaker 1: shot at, get carried off stage, and have the crowd
Speaker 1: break out into a USA chant as they all stand there.
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 2: Oh? I did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was bonkers. Hold on, yeah, like iconic, Right, you're well,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 2: There you go, that's the that's corny. Though it looked
Speaker 2: like he was jacking off in his own face. Yeah,
Speaker 2: give me that, come off, finish it for you?
Speaker 1: All right? So wait, are you seeing any other breakdowns
Speaker 1: in anything else?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Breakdown in security? And then okay, does this look okay?
Speaker 2: All this is great? But once we're done, we obviously
Speaker 2: got to talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, for sure, I just want to Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to get them in the cars. By the way, Uh,
Speaker 1: there's been a lot of talk lately in conservative circles
Speaker 1: on like DEI hires now for important jobs. Yes, I
Speaker 1: do want the most qualified person for things, right, some
Speaker 1: things don't have to some things don't have to be diverse,
Speaker 1: and some things it doesn't matter if they're diverse. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter whatsoever. Secret Service here there were a lot
Speaker 1: of women man, and a lot of them looked at
Speaker 1: a place.
Speaker 2: Maybe I think they might have had just too many
Speaker 2: people on this on this circle here. But you don't
Speaker 2: get on the presidential detailed unless you're fucking qualified. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter if you're a man or woman. The thing is,
Speaker 2: like everybody's expecting these Secret Service people to do like
Speaker 2: Judo moves and shit and be able to defend the
Speaker 2: president from like a Bruce Lee attack. But the way
Speaker 2: the Secret Service operates is that nobody who's a potential
Speaker 2: threat should be able to even get close to the
Speaker 2: president at a point where they should have to have
Speaker 2: to actually do anything about that because there's so many
Speaker 2: of them. So, for instance, if someone is approaching the
Speaker 2: president and a woman tries to stop them, and then
Speaker 2: that woman starts getting her ass kicked other Secret Service members,
Speaker 2: four or five, or seven or nine of them are
Speaker 2: going to shoot that guy like the police do in
Speaker 2: Detroit every week, meaning one hundred and fifty times. But
Speaker 2: they're going to hit them each time.
Speaker 1: Only counterpoint I'll make to them being the best of
Speaker 1: the best to get on presidential detail is that the
Speaker 1: president got shot.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's what they may They may be the
Speaker 3: worst of the best, which is still very good, but
Speaker 3: not relative to the best of the best.
Speaker 2: Now, these guys are great. Whoever did the planning okay,
Speaker 2: the oversight guy for this, yeah, yeah, oversight.
Speaker 1: I believe it was this woman, is what I was,
Speaker 1: the head of the detail.
Speaker 2: Well, well, I don't know what she hit, the head
Speaker 2: of the detail or just the head of the secret.
Speaker 1: Service, not the head of the No, there's a different
Speaker 1: woman that's head of the secret Service.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah this Oh sorry, I hit my mic again.
Speaker 1: Everything sound okay over there? Yeah, except your Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to hear real quick the audio, real fast. Let's
Speaker 1: just hit this right through and uh uh whatever I want.
Speaker 1: I want to hear him talk about his fucking shoes.
Speaker 1: We don't have to stop on this much.
Speaker 2: Shot shoot us down.
Speaker 4: Let me good, you know, Let me get my shoe.
Speaker 2: Let me got my shoes.
Speaker 1: Let me get my shoes.
Speaker 2: Hold body, so we gotta.
Speaker 1: Let me get my fucking shoes. Man, he really wanted
Speaker 1: his shoes.
Speaker 2: Huh, dude, they're Manolo's.
Speaker 1: He's out.
Speaker 2: That guy in the back is like, let him get
Speaker 2: his shoes.
Speaker 1: He needs his shoes. This guy right here, this guy
Speaker 1: didn't move during the whole shooting. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he knows something or if he's fucking zonked down on ketamine.
Speaker 2: But that guy looks like a time trap. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, he stood the whole time. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: He's either a time traveler or a hobo, but either way,
Speaker 2: he's from the fifties. Get on this little box they
Speaker 2: gave me.
Speaker 1: He's sitting on an apple box.
Speaker 2: He's on his phone.
Speaker 1: He's on his phone though, but he's checking the schedule
Speaker 1: of the local freight trains that are coming through down
Speaker 1: because he's got a hop one.
Speaker 2: At some point the rails out of here.
Speaker 1: Sir. You live like a future man, but also like
Speaker 1: a man from the past. Yes, I know, I knew
Speaker 1: this was gonna happen. Time is a flat circle to me.
Speaker 1: You see, let me get my shoe, Let me got
Speaker 1: my shoes. Shirt, I got you I got you.
Speaker 2: Let me get my shoes.
Speaker 1: Hold so we gotta go to blind. That guy goes,
Speaker 1: hold on your head is bloody? What if you want?
Speaker 1: Hold on your head is ew? Your head's bloody? Ew.
Speaker 1: Oh if he licked it, I got it for you.
Speaker 1: God King's wait wait wait wait, let me stick. So
Speaker 1: he did say wait, okay, good. You know what though,
Speaker 1: that it's it's both a positive and a negative.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 1: It's a negative because it at first that it seemed
Speaker 1: like his first reaction is just America fight. Now it's
Speaker 1: more calculated. But I kind of do like that he
Speaker 1: was able to have that mindset with a piece of
Speaker 1: rip off. It is, but that is that's Michael. That's
Speaker 1: the clutch gene right there. Yeah, that's why I'm able
Speaker 1: to do that in those moments.
Speaker 2: You know, I just I don't know, And again it
Speaker 2: doesn't really matter for this discussion. I don't know that
Speaker 2: that qualifies you for any one particular thing. But yeah,
Speaker 2: he's definitely got that. You know, he's definitely, he's definitely
Speaker 2: in this moment, he's and he's definitely in every moment.
Speaker 2: You know, he's he is calculated, yes, but he is
Speaker 2: always himself and I think this really proves it. Even
Speaker 2: when he lies, he's still himself. Sure, and this, this
Speaker 2: is the proof to the pudding. Maybe I'm not putting
Speaker 2: it exactly right, but I mean it in a good way.
Speaker 2: For all the bad stuff I say about him, this
Speaker 2: kind of proves to me that, Okay, well he's not
Speaker 2: He's not this like intentionally calculating bad guy. You know,
Speaker 2: he's much more of an impulsive in the moment.
Speaker 1: I think he's an asshole. I think he's an asshole
Speaker 1: New Yorker like, yeah, And that's why. That's why I've
Speaker 1: never I've honestly never believed all the fascist narratives. And
Speaker 1: you might not like his law and some of his
Speaker 1: lulls and stuff like that are the things that have
Speaker 1: come out of it, like ro Verse Waye this and
Speaker 1: that not great, not good. I don't like that. I
Speaker 1: really don't. At the same time, making it seem like
Speaker 1: he's loading people into concentration camps on day.
Speaker 2: On all those EPA regulations was bad too.
Speaker 1: Sure, he's oither he there. Yeah. He also he did
Speaker 1: the insulin thing though, he cut insulin prices to thirty
Speaker 1: five dollars, and then Joe Biden reversed that policy, and
Speaker 1: then Biden signed the exact same policy, bringing it to
Speaker 1: thirty five dollars. And now he goes around saying he's
Speaker 1: the one who lowered the price of insulin, because he's
Speaker 1: not lying. He was the one who lowered the price
Speaker 1: of insulin, just not first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here's where
Speaker 1: you're going to be interested.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I've seen this angle, and so
Speaker 2: before we watch it, let's just point out that volley
Speaker 2: of shots we heard at the beginning seemed to be
Speaker 2: several seconds apart, right, and so it looks like this clip,
Speaker 2: which is eleven seconds. Trump is standing in this part.
Speaker 2: So Trump goes down when that first shot or the
Speaker 2: second shot is when he ducks down. See the first one,
Speaker 2: he's kind of just a surprise, and I feel like
Speaker 2: the sniper gets him while that guy is like on
Speaker 2: the third shot. I don't know where all those other
Speaker 2: shots even come from. This angle is weird.
Speaker 1: There was interesting early on there was an eyewitness Lady
Speaker 1: Jen and I were watching like the new the live
Speaker 1: news coverage, Like YouTube has the ABC NBC channel. You
Speaker 1: really don't need fucking cable anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, just like I've been saying I've been looking
Speaker 2: this up every single hour on my phone and just
Speaker 2: reading a different news source reading their article about it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't need cable for shit.
Speaker 1: No, you really don't. Well, I like that they put
Speaker 1: it on YouTube. I mean, I mean, you don't have
Speaker 1: to sign up for Verizon, you know. I like at
Speaker 1: least having the coverage. But uh, there was this woman
Speaker 1: early on who and this will be under more of
Speaker 1: the conspiracies. I'll save it for the conspiracy stuff. I'll
Speaker 1: save it for that. Remind me of Aaron E. R
Speaker 1: I n Aaron. Okay, right, yes, your cousin. Uh so
Speaker 1: let's talk about the sniper real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's watch this video.
Speaker 1: Now, here's the thing. Kill the cameraman on this one.
Speaker 1: They kind of pull the camera off. Yeah you know,
Speaker 1: but you tell me what you see in this and
Speaker 1: links to everything in the episode description as always.
Speaker 2: A couple of months old.
Speaker 1: If you want to.
Speaker 5: Really see something, that said, take a look at what happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's to me it looked like the sniper
Speaker 2: got him when Trump, when Trump was the sniper got
Speaker 2: him in the volley. No, so I think we're hearing
Speaker 2: three shots from this end and all those shots from
Speaker 2: the other side are obscured.
Speaker 1: No, no, here's the thing though. Here's the thing though, we
Speaker 1: have to admit the last shot that's heard, like eight
Speaker 1: seconds later or something, that has to be the sniper, right,
Speaker 1: the kid's not dead for eight seconds and then.
Speaker 2: Unless unless some police officer something had a negligent discharge
Speaker 2: somewhere else on the field. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that yet, but so so, based on
Speaker 1: having not seen that, let's just assume that last shot
Speaker 1: is sniper. Here's the problem. Those shots go off, he's
Speaker 1: yet to fire. And I watched an interview with sniper
Speaker 1: and I can tell you why. So look, watch it
Speaker 1: play again and I can go in slow time if
Speaker 1: you want. We don't really need the audio.
Speaker 5: Them if you want to really see something.
Speaker 1: That said, take a he's looking, he sees something. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the problem, and this is what you'll notice, and
Speaker 1: then maybe this will clear it up for you. Now
Speaker 1: do you see any issue with this? I think your
Speaker 1: issues with.
Speaker 2: The planning, right my yeah, my issue is the planning.
Speaker 2: But uh, the sniper himself, other than him being fully
Speaker 2: exposed and silhouetted, I don't see a problem with this. Tactic.
Speaker 2: It looks like it's him in a spotter.
Speaker 1: No, uh, probably a spotter, but he has a gun
Speaker 1: as well. He was down scope looking at Oh but
Speaker 1: I don't believe he discharged anny the second guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I guess would that be more of a spotter.
Speaker 2: That would know he might be just covering a different angle.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's the thing, And here's what I read.
Speaker 1: Kid was one hundred and thirty or one hundred and
Speaker 1: forty yards away.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, how the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the point. Snipers, according to the interview with
Speaker 1: the former sniper or former secrets of they're not looking
Speaker 1: that close.
Speaker 2: No, of course they're not.
Speaker 1: They're looking further out on which you can see with
Speaker 1: this guy has to pick up his rifle and reposition
Speaker 1: it lower. Look how he points it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think it's fantastic. I give this guy
Speaker 2: a fucking commendation. I just think his speed and the
Speaker 2: fact that he squeezed off a headshot that that landed
Speaker 2: center mass. Fuck man, so.
Speaker 1: Cool, honestly, Guild, Yeah, snipers have the clutch gene. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got that's what that is. Yeah, that's again, it's
Speaker 1: it's not the guy who hits it every time, one
Speaker 1: hundred percent.
Speaker 2: But it's like you got to do it under pressure more.
Speaker 1: Than the average guy. This guy delivers when it's needed,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, I totally agree. My issue is
Speaker 2: not that the sniper was not covering that building. My
Speaker 2: issue is that there was not a security team on
Speaker 2: the only other building in the fucking field. There's one
Speaker 2: building right behind a stage that's got two snipers on it.
Speaker 2: There's one other building anywhere on a whole map of
Speaker 2: the globe that's even close to this field, and it's
Speaker 2: completely uncovered. What the fuck kind of bullshit was that?
Speaker 2: How did that kid get on that building?
Speaker 1: So I want to talk about this this and then
Speaker 1: go to the Patreon and talk about the rest of
Speaker 1: everything makes sense.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1: So let me talk Well, let me let me say this.
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Speaker 1: the second part of this, and then you know, cancel
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Speaker 1: all right, we got the picture up here. You tell
Speaker 1: me what you're seeing. This is. Let's just talk about
Speaker 1: this because this is just a real quick thing, real fast.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So they showed the trajectory of where the bullet was.
Speaker 1: Trump did this weird head twitch. Yeah, like a quarter
Speaker 1: of a second, mate, Yeah, it's possible, it's yeah.
Speaker 2: I read. I read a post from put out of
Speaker 2: the people who was there. They said that he was
Speaker 2: in the moment. He had been talking about some something
Speaker 2: and then he was referring to something on the screen,
Speaker 2: which was a graph or something.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's the opposite though, because the screen
Speaker 1: might be here. He might have been reading the screen
Speaker 1: and then turned to go. You know what they do,
Speaker 1: those people, you know what they do where he shoots
Speaker 1: his head off the side. Well that's ironic phrase right there,
Speaker 1: where he shoots his head off to the side. So,
Speaker 1: had his head been facing the way it was facing
Speaker 1: like half a second before the bullet came through, looks
Speaker 1: like it would have hit the back of his brain.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And there's a lot of important starting thing that
Speaker 2: makes you breathe like you can lose a lot of
Speaker 2: the ship in the front of your brain and basically
Speaker 2: your personality all just came Actually, that might have just
Speaker 2: fixed on it from hit in the front, just the
Speaker 2: frontal cortex got ripped off. He might turn out to
Speaker 2: be the best president we've ever had if that, If
Speaker 2: that was the case, but.
Speaker 1: No rebout his fucking whitman tumor.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, Phineas gage fast. But yeah, the back
Speaker 2: of your brain is where all your breathing and your circuit,
Speaker 2: all the important ship is in the back. So yeah,
Speaker 2: that would have that would have ended him.
Speaker 1: Sure, imagine if he got hit in the back of
Speaker 1: his head and the only effect, the only effect. He
Speaker 1: comes out. They're like, the President's completely fine, you know,
Speaker 1: he motor skills are all fine. Blah blah blah. There's
Speaker 1: just a weird thing. When he talks. He sounds like
Speaker 1: Robert F. Kennedy Junior. And then and then I'm picturing
Speaker 1: it like a movie. He comes out and he goes, hell,
Speaker 1: everyone is Donald Trump smashed cut to Biden wins by
Speaker 1: seventy points.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just panks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I mean, obviously, for other stuff it's you,
Speaker 1: but for you it's other stuff, but politically from the outside,
Speaker 1: not knowing the details about how fucking crazy the guy is.
Speaker 1: It's only the voice, he has the name, he's in
Speaker 1: good shape, he's you know, a Democrat supposedly, and then
Speaker 1: he's fucking crazy, you know.
Speaker 2: So I think it should be acceptable to admit that. Like, like,
Speaker 2: we have this guy running for Congress. I think here
Speaker 2: in uh Jew, Nevada. I forget his name. It might
Speaker 2: be Mark ama Day, but I could be wrong, but.
Speaker 1: He's a Jew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that sounds real Jew. But this guy he's
Speaker 2: already serving I think in Congress, and he's a veteran
Speaker 2: and h he's all burned up, like his face is
Speaker 2: like one of those skeletal.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen that guy before. What's his name,
Speaker 1: Mark Bernstein, Mark ama Day.
Speaker 2: I think I could have the wrong guy. I could
Speaker 2: have the wrong guy. Yeah, that's a different guy. I
Speaker 2: just look up burned up Nevada Congressman Chrispy. It's just
Speaker 2: there he is, Yeah, Sam Brown, that's his name. Does
Speaker 2: he does look like so he's getting better?
Speaker 1: All right? So yeah, they go anyway, they keep slapping
Speaker 1: fucking quarter pounds of sliced turkey on his face until
Speaker 1: they build it up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, he looks like a melted cheese.
Speaker 2: You know how the cheese melts into the crevices on
Speaker 2: the water, like into the little dick. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: he looks like. But yeah, this guy, they're always running
Speaker 2: ads like oh, Sam Brown stole your tax dollars and
Speaker 2: paid for hookers and all this stuff, and.
Speaker 1: Stole your tax dollars and paid for skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been buying skin grafts.
Speaker 1: Woul. I would go, that's okay, that's all right, she
Speaker 1: can have it. I'll vote for.
Speaker 2: Him, yeah, I mean yeah, I'll just vote to get
Speaker 2: him a skin graph. But yeah, if I was the
Speaker 2: running mate, I would just be like, do you really
Speaker 2: want to have a fucking ghoul a fallout ghoul run
Speaker 2: in your state? Like, come on, just pick me, whether
Speaker 2: you agree with me or not. I'm not a ghool.
Speaker 1: It is very tempting to do to fantasize about doing
Speaker 1: the Trump thing. Imagine the reaction of people if you
Speaker 1: were on stage with this guy running and you go,
Speaker 1: this guy's a fucking ghoul. Look at him, look at it, sir?
Speaker 1: Are you a video game character? Could you imagine the
Speaker 1: crowd going.
Speaker 2: If I was president, I wouldn't let you inside the base.
Speaker 2: I'd make you stay out in the wasteland.
Speaker 1: Bos president, I'd put you down like the dog yar.
Speaker 2: Take you and all your google kind and put you
Speaker 2: in the wasteland. I radiates you even more.
Speaker 1: My name is Shane, and I like television. I watch
Speaker 1: a lot of it. This ghoul over here.
Speaker 2: I don't watch TV, dude, I watch fucking boys.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I feel we're coming to the end
Speaker 1: of the right. Yes, so yeah, I mean it seemed
Speaker 1: to have nicked his ear. All reports say that is true,
Speaker 1: that the bullet hit him.
Speaker 2: I give him the benefit of the doubt. It's possible
Speaker 2: it was shrapnel or a bullet frash.
Speaker 1: You know what's fun about this, though, is that it's
Speaker 1: real tough to deny deny it because you're looking at
Speaker 1: a guy who got shot potentially, and you're going liar.
Speaker 1: By the way, you guys are the party of conspiracy.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I don't know, see any video. I mean,
Speaker 1: if there's video of shrapnel hitting, I admit, like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, even if he didn't get shot, he got
Speaker 2: chill at, he basically took he basically got shot, Like,
Speaker 2: if you take a bullet fragment, still a piece of
Speaker 2: a bullet, you can die. Uh, piece of piece of
Speaker 2: shrapnel kill you. Ricochets will kill you. So it doesn't
Speaker 2: undercut it in my eyes, whether he was directly hit
Speaker 2: or not doesn't seem relevant to me. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I still think it's as bad.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, fair enough. All right, So here's what you
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what is just most appalling to me
Speaker 2: is the distance. So I made the point like, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's no security on this other building, right, Like if
Speaker 2: there's no there's no coverage or whatever. And you may
Speaker 2: say to your okay, well they've got coverage right behind him.
Speaker 2: But the oversight is the distance. Well, this building is
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty yards from the state. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: do you know what the minimum distance we have to
Speaker 2: shoot from on the rifle range the Marine Corps is
Speaker 2: the minimum because you have to use you have to
Speaker 2: do three different distances to qualifies. You know what the
Speaker 2: minimum is?
Speaker 1: I do know? Actually what is six and a half feet.
Speaker 2: That's for a pistol, Is that true? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And that's for a fifty cow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they want to know they want to make
Speaker 2: sure that you know what it's like to turn a
Speaker 2: person directly into This is what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Man, you're gonna sit the four year old kid down.
Speaker 1: Make sure you put the fake backpack on them so
Speaker 1: you can have plausible deniability later.
Speaker 2: Make sure you fill the kool aid.
Speaker 1: Now, what you're gonna do is line the gun up
Speaker 1: against his temple. A fifty I've heard the concussion on
Speaker 1: a fifty cow makes it feel like you have the
Speaker 1: flu form like half a second the concussive.
Speaker 2: But like the Yes, a M two fifty caliber the
Speaker 2: squad machine gun that we had mounted on our vehicles,
Speaker 2: that absorbs quite a bit. I mean it's gotta it's
Speaker 2: gotta absorb the recoil. Right, it's firing six hundred rounds
Speaker 2: a minute, fifty col rounds. So yeah, it's got these
Speaker 2: huge metal springs. It's mounted on a vehicle. So a
Speaker 2: fifty cow is really not like a real sniper out
Speaker 2: in a war zone is not going to have a
Speaker 2: fifty cow barrett as their primary weapon. They're gonna have
Speaker 2: something way more reliable that like that. That's a that's
Speaker 2: a show weapon. Now, that's a fancy cool guy weapon,
Speaker 2: but small calibers do a fuck load of damage when
Speaker 2: you hit someone in the head.
Speaker 1: So here's the point you were making. It's about four
Speaker 1: hundred feet away from the Trump citty. Now here's here's
Speaker 1: something you didn't point out though, and this makes you
Speaker 1: a little bit of fake news. There's a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of trees blocking the way.
Speaker 2: Again, doesn't matter that you're supposed.
Speaker 1: To correct me. There's zero trees blocking the way. Look
Speaker 1: like this direct line.
Speaker 2: Well they the direct line of sight. Is there be
Speaker 2: blocking the sniper's view? Oh I can't be sure.
Speaker 1: That's a fair point. Okay, yeah, I meant more of this.
Speaker 1: You're right, Yeah, I don't want the sniper to have
Speaker 1: any blocked view, and I want to make sure any
Speaker 1: of the clear ones. Like it's almost like I would
Speaker 1: think it would make sense to put a sniper on
Speaker 1: this building to correct.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's my point entirely. That the point I'm making
Speaker 2: here is you have a direct line of sight from
Speaker 2: this building to the President whatever, and it's such a
Speaker 2: tiny it's such a minuscule distance. I think a marine,
Speaker 2: at least one that was graduated boot camp would have
Speaker 2: definitely hit Trump in the head if they took that
Speaker 2: shot because they they probably would have aimed like closer
Speaker 2: towards this area, like the thorax area and and just
Speaker 2: and just destroyed his throat and and wind pipe and
Speaker 2: all that shit. He would have bled out, he would
Speaker 2: have been dead, his jugular, all that shit there would
Speaker 2: have been this, not been this nicking the ear, because
Speaker 2: it's like, if you aim at the throat, you can
Speaker 2: miss in a lot of different directions.
Speaker 3: You can be awf and still hit something pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: exactly exactly. And it's such a short distance, like I
Speaker 3: don't know how far what's the furthest you ever you've
Speaker 3: ever shot shot a target?
Speaker 1: Oh? I just whatever, I honestly, whatever the range was,
Speaker 1: it was in range, Yeah, thirty yards will probably be fair,
Speaker 1: maybe even a little bit less.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah, So when you first qualify on the
Speaker 2: rifle range in the Marine Corps, I don't think intimidate.
Speaker 1: I think I made the joke. What is what is
Speaker 1: the numbers? Again? I'm sorry, did you say.
Speaker 2: You shoot from so? Okay, there's two kinds of qualifications
Speaker 2: marines do nowadays. I was actually in the first battery
Speaker 2: of people doing that. That second type of qual because
Speaker 2: the original rifle range qualification exists from the forties or something.
Speaker 1: There's actually three. They just institute a new one. It's
Speaker 1: men from whatever numbers you're about to say, women from
Speaker 1: one third that distance, and black people where you turn
Speaker 1: the gun sideways?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, sir, oh yeah, yeah, and they have all
Speaker 2: the same distance as the women. Do you have your Robinson?
Speaker 1: Do you have your goddamn sniper rifle sideways?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: I sorry, that's how I shoot best.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll allow it.
Speaker 1: Good enough. We appreciate diversity in the core.
Speaker 2: You're making a stronger son.
Speaker 1: Diret diversity of thought, diversity of opinion, and diversity of
Speaker 1: race and gender.
Speaker 2: Simper tracks.
Speaker 1: They'll gonna kill some Muslims. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's our mission statement since day one. No, so
Speaker 2: the the there's two qualifications. Sure, one is like a
Speaker 2: short distance. It's a combat fire. You're doing a different
Speaker 2: kind of shooting all together. Where you're you're doing hammer pairs,
Speaker 2: control pairs. You'll do two shots in the chest, one
Speaker 2: in the head. You're shooting moving targets. It's a completely different.
Speaker 1: And what modern modern okay, close quarters firefight type stuff, right.
Speaker 2: Right, exactly, so clear in houses. The The other one
Speaker 2: is the traditional like marksmanship style, much closer to being
Speaker 2: a sniper. There's so many phrases in the Marine Corps,
Speaker 2: so many little sayings like one shot, one kill, all
Speaker 2: these these things that drive home the point that you
Speaker 2: should be taking well aimed shots and hitting your target
Speaker 2: the first time. You shouldn't be blindly firing. You shouldn't
Speaker 2: be squeezing a trigger and just letting it spray rounds
Speaker 2: down range. The way to get kills is to take
Speaker 2: a good like what is it to take a good
Speaker 2: or first, get a good sight on your weapon, Assess
Speaker 2: the situation, like if it's crazy windy, you might have
Speaker 2: to make adjustments and yes, this is like shit you
Speaker 2: might have to think about in a battle too. And
Speaker 2: then you have to take a well aimed shot. You
Speaker 2: have to line up your sights center mass, take a breath,
Speaker 2: and as you're exhaling, the goal the objective, as the
Speaker 2: marksmanship structures teach you, and it works reliable, pretty reliable method.
Speaker 2: You take a breath and as you're exhaling, your sights
Speaker 2: should be coming straight down in a line with your target.
Speaker 2: So as the tip of your sight is where you
Speaker 2: want the bullet to land on your way down. That's
Speaker 2: when you're finishing. You're squeeze the whole time you're coming down.
Speaker 2: You're squeezing, squeezing, squeezing. That's it, squeeze and you shouldn't
Speaker 2: have any jerk in your weapon. All this is just basic.
Speaker 2: This is just the three or four weeks you do
Speaker 2: of marksmanship in the marine. This is not a super
Speaker 2: secret field black op stuff I'm talking about. This is
Speaker 2: the most basic marksmanship stuff can learn. And then after
Speaker 2: all the learning, your first target that you shoot is
Speaker 2: two hundred yards away, so fifty yards further than this
Speaker 2: fucking stage is from the rooftop.
Speaker 1: So if this kid wasn't some twenty year old in cell,
Speaker 1: if he was head any training whatsoever, he would have
Speaker 1: got him one.
Speaker 2: Hundred fucking percent. Yeah, it's a miracle. It's a goddamn
Speaker 2: miracle that they didn't get somebody who knew what they
Speaker 2: were doing up on this rooftop, because he would have
Speaker 2: killed him. Well, it's a fucking miracle.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? Is uh? There were again. I
Speaker 1: think I'll try and find the video. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: it in the Patriot and the Patreon. Here's what I
Speaker 1: want to cover so people know. I want to talk
Speaker 1: about some of the conspiracy stuff behind it. Now, I
Speaker 1: want to talk about how the right is pushing real
Speaker 1: hard to cancel, which is always cute. I love hypocrisy,
Speaker 1: and I want to talk about the left and some
Speaker 1: of the implications on speech inciting violence, and I want
Speaker 1: to take a look at some stuff and see if
Speaker 1: it did.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll wrap, not wrap yet. There's some more I
Speaker 1: want to say about this, but we'll wrap after the
Speaker 1: sniper thing and we'll head over to the Patreon with
Speaker 1: the Apparently, according to one of his friends, which again
Speaker 1: we'll touch on later, this kid didn't qualify for the
Speaker 1: rifle team at his school, and you had to be
Speaker 1: able to shoot I think it was fifty yards.
Speaker 2: Was that's nothing, man, And that's another point I was making.
Speaker 2: It's not hard to do this if you practice. Anybody
Speaker 2: can learn to shoot moving targets with wind all this.
Speaker 2: It's not hard, really is. It's just like learning how
Speaker 2: to play the piano or to ride a bike. It's
Speaker 2: the skill that you practice and you get better at It.
Speaker 1: Seems like the hardest part was finding an event where
Speaker 1: they would be opening this wide to do that. This
Speaker 1: is a massive slip in.
Speaker 2: It makes me think, like, has there always been these gaps?
Speaker 2: Because if they have, man, people are just really just
Speaker 2: genuinely pretty good folks, huh, Because every president could have
Speaker 2: been killed with slips like this, every one of them.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of people who are not you. Obviously,
Speaker 1: there's you know, we talked about this before the show,
Speaker 1: but there's a lot of people who are very like
Speaker 1: nonchalant a little bit about this, and I'm just looking
Speaker 1: at it like this, this is actually, this is a
Speaker 1: huge deal. I don't know if it's more of a
Speaker 1: closer comparison to Reagan or RFK Senior because RFK scene
Speaker 1: was about to become the nominee when he was killed.
Speaker 2: I would say Reagan because but.
Speaker 1: Reagan, let's put this way. Maybe I don't know. This
Speaker 1: is my ignorance. I would assume, like you said, secret
Speaker 1: security or secret Service is best of the best. I
Speaker 1: would assume the A team goes with the current president
Speaker 1: and you get a B team. Now, the B team
Speaker 1: is better than every police good point, you know, So
Speaker 1: who who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you now you got to you got a
Speaker 2: good point. They they are going to save the best
Speaker 2: guys for the highest priority.
Speaker 1: All yeah, yeah, so I don't know. Now, again, they
Speaker 1: are more qualified than any police force in the country.
Speaker 1: They're more I get that.
Speaker 2: But maybe oh no, no, no, you've you've you've raised
Speaker 2: an interesting point that I honestly hadn't even considered that
Speaker 2: regardless of how good they are as a branch, they
Speaker 2: they are going to have all the best people at
Speaker 2: the White House just it doesn't make any sense for
Speaker 2: them not to be following the president around. And you
Speaker 2: just made me think of this. Maybe there is kind
Speaker 2: of like a selection bias at play with like, Okay,
Speaker 2: what agent is going to get a signed a witch president? Well,
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, who's the shittiest agent? Send him to Trump?
Speaker 1: You know, I would want to know who determines that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who goes where? Like if Trump gets to pick his
Speaker 1: own detail, then that's on him, you know. But he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a history of picking bad people around him,
Speaker 1: so that's.
Speaker 2: He doesn't let a lot of people go usually.
Speaker 1: What you got anything else on this here on the
Speaker 1: layout of it before we move over to the patreon.
Speaker 2: Uh, just fuck the police.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's that. There was a report that a local
Speaker 1: police officer, fully, you've all died out. He climbed up
Speaker 1: the ladder, saw the kid on the roof. The kid
Speaker 1: turned around, pointed the rifle at him, and the cop
Speaker 1: ran away. Oh my god, are you but there is
Speaker 1: a report of that. Yes, I would love to know
Speaker 1: if that's true. Okay, I'll pull it up when we
Speaker 1: go and break before the patreon. Yeah, let's see Trump.
Speaker 2: When you said, fully, you've all died out? I thought
Speaker 2: you meant like he he left the scene and shot
Speaker 2: a bunch of kids.
Speaker 1: Uh, police officers, so shooter, let's see. Local officers tried
Speaker 1: to stop gunman on rooftop but was unable to engage him.
Speaker 1: Butler County Sheriffs.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: During the search of he had a mom. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Another shooter.
Speaker 2: He was someone's son.
Speaker 1: Saw the officer peering over and pointed, is gunna? All right?
Speaker 1: I don't know that we have a Who would you
Speaker 1: rather fuck today? I'll put it out there. No, this kid,
Speaker 1: I got it. Now, I got a better one. It's
Speaker 1: not a better one. They're just women. Okay, we're not
Speaker 1: in June anymore. Go with the classic Michelle or Milania.
Speaker 2: Oh Milania, Wait a minute, maybe no.
Speaker 1: You would take the Michelle. Come on, you're crazy.
Speaker 2: It just depends. I've seen Malania look good, and I've
Speaker 2: seen her look like Michael Jackson. I haven't seen her
Speaker 2: in a long time, now that you mention it. Does
Speaker 2: anyone know where she was on Saturday?
Speaker 1: She was on a rooftop somewhere.
Speaker 2: There was a second shooter. That was that volley of
Speaker 2: shots we heard, So.
Speaker 1: That okay, Aaron, Aaron, I gotta look her up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, you rat this one up. Winter, I think
Speaker 1: who's ahead?
Speaker 2: Who's your Who would you rather fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh Milania? Not because she's hotter, because I'm not into
Speaker 1: chicks with dicks.
Speaker 2: You know, dude, I'll take a chick with a dick
Speaker 2: that is willing to give me what I what I
Speaker 2: need out of the whole.
Speaker 1: Name that is my favorite one, the big just a sucking,
Speaker 1: the big Mike conspiracy thing. They'll show footage of her
Speaker 1: like dancing, and they'll be like, that's a fucking dick
Speaker 1: right there. It's like, you know what, I'm here for
Speaker 1: this one. Okay, she's already been first lady. If she
Speaker 1: wants to be first gentleman as well. That's fine with me.
Speaker 2: Don't you think that's rude to black people? What to
Speaker 2: say that their fucking favorite black lady after Oprah has
Speaker 2: a dick.
Speaker 1: It might be rude to say. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's untrue, though, And my question would be, so what
Speaker 1: if she does, Let me suck it. You suck Mike's
Speaker 1: big fat dick. It's me meeting Obama.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm gonna say that. If Obama comes here
Speaker 2: for a rally or something, I'm gonna be like, let
Speaker 2: me suck Bikester.
Speaker 1: You gotta be real, you gotta be It has to
Speaker 1: all be real positive, but you have to be like
Speaker 1: a guitarist. You have to be real violent and jerky
Speaker 1: with your motion. But when it comes to like it
Speaker 1: actually shaking his hand, it's very soft and gentle. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that playing guitar until I snapped a bunch
Speaker 1: of strings I was trying to jam out when I
Speaker 1: was real young. I was like, Oh, you can rock
Speaker 1: your arm pretty hard, but you're gonna want to hit
Speaker 1: the strings and a reasonable pressure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends on the instrument too, Like what's it
Speaker 2: called a bass? You can beat up a lot more.
Speaker 2: The strings are looser and floppier. And but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you are right. Like those guys who do all that
Speaker 2: jumping and whirling and stuff, they are either real bad
Speaker 2: or real good because to do all that theatrics and
Speaker 2: make the instruments still sound good, You're right. You got
Speaker 2: to have the finesse. You got to have that clutch
Speaker 2: Jean clutch Gene.
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Speaker 1: what am I saying? Instagram and Twitter, Worst friend Cast?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about all these beautiful conspiracies that are coming up.
Speaker 1: Uh and Patreon dot com sa worst Friend Cast. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna wrap this. It is fucking hot. Man build
Speaker 1: the studio and I closed everything off. Wait, let me
Speaker 1: say look at this. Ninety four degrees.
Speaker 2: That's just fahrenheits.
Speaker 1: Ninety Central air is on and it's ninety four degrees.
Speaker 2: Maybe your vent is closed.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, my vents closed. Okay, I'm gonna go open
Speaker 1: my vents for your friend.
Speaker 2: I'm Matt, I'm vent. He's gonna open me.
Speaker 1: It's gonna open me. Is that the title? Did the
Speaker 1: title come in the last sentence. Perhaps it works. Time
Speaker 1: will tell that guy tried to shoot me. He tried
Speaker 1: to open me, he didn't. I'm still closed up. He
Speaker 1: opened my ear, but he didn't open my head.
Speaker 2: Still like a peanut. Eminem, several layers before you get
Speaker 2: to my center.
Speaker 1: Which is a lagoon for your worst friend. I'm Matt,
Speaker 1: I'm Pete for listening. Let's see you in the next week.
Speaker 1: You know, all of us, all a pard or nothing.
Speaker 1: But I'm really gonna miss you guys when the show's over.