WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:08.759 Let me finish. This is the first time I committed 2 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:14.119 a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or 3 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:21.359 you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. 4 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:37.000 I'm associate bath rested reship any trash ship. You're a 5 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:45.679 worst friend. Do you want to know why you're all 6 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:48.560 fucked up? Just look at the fucking problems you hang 7 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:51.039 around with. You're listening to Your Worst Friend with Shane 8 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:53.320 and Matt. I'm met and I'm joined today by a 9 00:00:53.359 --> 00:00:58.000 man who we can't account for. Is what happened on Saturday? 10 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:04.359 You weren't working right? No, were you in Pennsylvania? I 11 00:01:04.359 --> 00:01:09.319 don't remember, Pleadies and gentlemen, my co host Shane. 12 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:09.719 Hey, I'm someone else. 13 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:13.400 Go to your Worst Friend dot com to see links 14 00:01:13.400 --> 00:01:15.799 to everything we do, follow us on Twitter and Instagram 15 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:19.519 at worst Friendcast, and most importantly, go to Patreon patreon 16 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:24.480 dot com slash worst friend Cast. There's currently a seven 17 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:27.159 day free trial you can go sign up for of 18 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:27.719 the two. 19 00:01:29.040 --> 00:01:31.680 Right, We're just warn ourselves out like that. 20 00:01:31.920 --> 00:01:34.159 It's on. It's it just came up as a new 21 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:37.040 feature on Patreon, so I was like, all right, give 22 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:41.040 it a try. Who you get a bonus episode every 23 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.799 week and access to everything ever recorded. Going back to 24 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:48.920 episode one, entirely professional free that is. What was the 25 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:51.480 name of that one? 26 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:53.439 Come diary No. 27 00:01:55.519 --> 00:02:00.400 Mayo incident? Oh yeah, what is it? Ash? 28 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:08.439 That's by come? No, I don't remember because you worked 29 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:10.000 the best buy and I put come on her car, 30 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:12.039 I don't remember to go, but come back to the story. 31 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:15.879 It wasn't that it was the fucking old Indian native 32 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:18.520 and that you threw Mayo on her car. 33 00:02:19.039 --> 00:02:21.000 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go find that picture in 34 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:24.360 my live photo section and save it as a video. 35 00:02:25.479 --> 00:02:29.080 We can watch it like play out a little bit. 36 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:33.599 It's here's how much content is on their people. I've 37 00:02:33.599 --> 00:02:37.520 been scrolling since we just started, mentioning that I'm only like, 38 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:43.840 I'm a episode one, so there's a hundred more episodes. 39 00:02:44.719 --> 00:02:47.319 Uh yeah, it was an okay one. 40 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:50.319 I think maybe it might be the one where I 41 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:51.360 showed my tits. 42 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:55.199 Uh yeah, so go sign up for the Patreon All right, 43 00:02:56.000 --> 00:03:00.560 big thing happened yesterday. There was a shooter got what 44 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:05.240 he wanted, and I think we need to talk about 45 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:08.439 it for a little while. 46 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:10.599 At least did he get what he wanted? 47 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:11.280 Yeah? 48 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:13.039 What did he want? 49 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:14.400 To be acquitted. 50 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:19.599 Uh, I know you're talking about. 51 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:29.319 Who playing fucking games? I know. No, I'm talking about 52 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:37.639 fucking the Shadow himself. Alec Baldwin shadow. Uh yeah, do 53 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:39.800 you ever hear the story? Sam Raimi wanted to do 54 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:42.520 that and they were like, yeah, sure, Sam Raimi, why 55 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:44.639 don't you go suck your own dick? How about that one? 56 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:48.080 And they gave it to Baldwin and someone else instead, 57 00:03:48.199 --> 00:03:50.240 and Sam Raimi was like, I would have done the 58 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:53.360 shadow so good. People would have loved if I made 59 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:56.599 the shadow. And someone was like, why don't you make 60 00:03:56.639 --> 00:03:58.680 your own shadow? He goes, I will, and I'm gonna 61 00:03:58.680 --> 00:03:59.599 call it dark Man. 62 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:02.800 Oh yeah, dark Man sucked. 63 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:05.120 Yeah that's a real that's like a real story. 64 00:04:05.199 --> 00:04:07.759 Yes, oh man. He should have made Drag Me to 65 00:04:07.840 --> 00:04:11.879 Hell too instead back then, years before he made one. 66 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:17.240 Sure. Yeah, Alec Baldwin was acquitted yesterday. Was it acquitted 67 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:19.120 or a mistrial or something? I don't know. 68 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:21.480 I don't know, but he got away with it. He 69 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.720 got away with a murder. Huh. 70 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:25.879 There was bigger things going on, which we're obviously going 71 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:30.439 to delve into. But yeah, why do I feel like 72 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:33.519 my microphone keeps moving away from me, does it, uh. 73 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:37.800 Man, because it's magnetically pulled to the center of the house. 74 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:41.040 Nice. Nice, I don't know what that means. 75 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:42.680 Got a big magnet in the center of your house, 76 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:43.759 you got to go track it down. 77 00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:47.720 I didn't follow anything on this Alec Baldwin thing, and 78 00:04:47.759 --> 00:04:50.079 give a shit. I didn't truthfully think he should have 79 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:53.199 been charged, maybe as severely as he was. I think 80 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:55.959 we had a debate on that. Totally understood your point too. 81 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:58.680 If you're holding a gun, you should know every aspect 82 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:01.199 of the totally get that. That's not even up for 83 00:05:01.279 --> 00:05:03.120 debate because if you say he should go to prison, 84 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:05.519 I don't give a shit enough to argue it, you know. 85 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:09.680 But there was a fun clip of either a cross 86 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:13.839 witness or something. Uh And this is all we're gonna 87 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:16.000 talk about as far as Alec baldon ghosts because it's 88 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:16.920 just a good clip. 89 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:18.959 Yeah, is he in the New Beetlejuice? 90 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:24.959 I know? Uh No, neither neither him nor Geena Davis. 91 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:26.040 What the fuck? 92 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:31.519 Because Geena Davis made a point, ghosts don't age in 93 00:05:31.639 --> 00:05:35.680 that keaton. They're able to make up up those two 94 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:37.759 it would be more awkward. 95 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:43.120 They just do the computers like iron Man, Like iron Man. 96 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:45.920 They made him young in the one and he talked 97 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:47.120 to his dad again. 98 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:51.040 What a fucking little baby statement was? That makes me 99 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:54.600 laugh every time I do that with Jen. Two. By 100 00:05:54.600 --> 00:05:58.360 the way, I got that from you, those short, angry, 101 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:03.319 childish outbursts of about nothing. Jen, don't be like. I'll go, 102 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:05.680 can you turn up the TV? Leg five clicks and 103 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:07.800 she'll turn it up four? And she touched it in 104 00:06:07.839 --> 00:06:11.519 and go, it's supposed to be five, turn it up five? 105 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:14.600 Why don't you want to turn it up five? Well? 106 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:15.399 Are you hurting me? 107 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:18.879 All right? Here's the only Baldwin clip I want to play. 108 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:20.519 You gotta share your screen first. 109 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:24.199 Yeah, that's what I was gonna do. Am I recording this? 110 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:31.240 I am? Okay? Goodness good, okay? All right? He cleans 111 00:06:31.319 --> 00:06:35.519 up nice. Hey, doesn't look you look pretty good? Millionaire 112 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:38.079 that's been in Hollywood for the last fifty years. 113 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:40.759 Well, I've only seen him on that video where he 114 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:41.519 killed that guy. 115 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:43.800 Okay, he looked like shit in that one. 116 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:46.319 Yeah, yeah, it didn't look good real Haggard. 117 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:52.000 I really appreciated, uh, the acting that he did on 118 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:56.800 Saturday Night Live, and I really appreciate his politics You've 119 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:57.360 told one of. 120 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:00.279 The witnesses who disagreed with you during an interview that 121 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:02.120 you thought mister Baldon was a cocksucker. 122 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:05.439 I do not recall saying that. 123 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:08.720 I just like that clip. 124 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:10.439 I just like it. 125 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:12.240 Maybe she meant it in a good way. 126 00:07:13.079 --> 00:07:17.319 Sure she's an ally. Maybe it was June I was saying, 127 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:19.519 it's a good thing, like, oh, that like a mensch, 128 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:22.040 you know, like when jus say, oh, he's a real mench, 129 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:24.879 Gay say, oh, he's a real cocksucker. I think a 130 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:26.319 mensch is just like a good guy. 131 00:07:27.319 --> 00:07:29.519 Oh okay, I thought I was a fucking thought it 132 00:07:29.560 --> 00:07:32.199 was like a oil that sucks the kids cock. 133 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:35.920 No, no, it gets all the blood out. Uh So, obviously, 134 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:42.199 the big story is they shot at a former United 135 00:07:42.240 --> 00:07:47.600 States president and current most likely Republican nominee if he 136 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:52.680 makes it to the election. Obviously, what would they do 137 00:07:52.759 --> 00:07:55.000 if they took him out beforehand? I know this is 138 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:59.279 going to sound like a ridiculous thing to ask, but 139 00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:02.360 if he was killed beforehand, when the ballots were already printed, 140 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:04.040 what would they do? 141 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:08.160 They'd have to hire like a team or get a 142 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:10.800 bunch of volunteers to go through and scrible all the 143 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:15.839 names out new candidate. Oh, I can't print them again, 144 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:17.079 waste of paper. 145 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:21.000 The electronic voting thing, I get, like, that's easy. You'd 146 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:22.399 probably just switch that thing out. 147 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:23.720 It's a bit yeah. 148 00:08:23.839 --> 00:08:25.839 Yeah. And plus they're gonna tap into those things. And 149 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:30.040 I'm not getting sued. Never mind shout out the Fox 150 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:36.120 with your eight hundred million dollar bill. But the the 151 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:38.200 the paper ballots, I don't know what they would do 152 00:08:38.279 --> 00:08:41.039 in that case. They make a big deal. I know 153 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:43.759 it sounds silly like, oh, just new ones, like it's 154 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:46.759 a high school thing. But they make a huge deal 155 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:50.519 out of not getting on the paper ballot in time, 156 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:53.799 and there will not be another opportunity to have it printed. 157 00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:54.960 Blah blah blah. I don't know. 158 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:58.519 I guess the Biden would just have to make a decision. 159 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:02.159 He'd probably be like, well, look, you know the tradition 160 00:09:02.360 --> 00:09:05.480 running policy is that we don't print him again. So 161 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:07.919 I'm just the president and definitely. 162 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:12.639 I am now your god king. Okay, Uh, all part 163 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:15.600 of his plan. Yeah that's what we were told, and 164 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:20.960 no one listened. No one listened. Okay, So uh, Trump 165 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:24.600 rally the other day to say we're recording this on Monday. 166 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:25.519 This was Saturday. 167 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:30.320 Uh, yeah, I think it was Friday or Saturday. I 168 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:30.960 can't remember. 169 00:09:31.399 --> 00:09:33.600 Yeah, I think it's Saturday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, 170 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:36.360 So he's on stage when all of a sudden you 171 00:09:36.360 --> 00:09:40.159 start hearing popping, you know, And at first we're all like, oh, 172 00:09:40.159 --> 00:09:42.639 it's fireworks in the middle of the day, because like 173 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:46.799 Trump is America, you know, and fire coming. Chinese made 174 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:49.639 fireworks are what America is built on, you know. 175 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:53.600 Yeah, I mean we are the biggest importer of Chinese fireworks. 176 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:56.720 I would imagine that's correct. 177 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:00.399 I actually saw a thing once about fire works and 178 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:03.080 how yeah, all of them basically are made in China. 179 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:08.960 But the uh, the trade to the United States, or 180 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:10.679 the sale of them to the United States is so 181 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:13.759 popular because the United States has a bunch of states 182 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:16.279 that are real stringent about it and then a bunch 183 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:19.200 that don't give a fuck. So there's a bunch of people, 184 00:10:20.039 --> 00:10:22.720 you know, there's a market obviously, like you know, I'll 185 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:26.759 get them in Texas and let you have them in California. 186 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:30.440 You know. I want to get in on that the 187 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:31.240 Chinese side. 188 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:35.360 Oh okay, so not interstate firework trafficking. You want to 189 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:38.039 get in on international firework trafficking. 190 00:10:38.519 --> 00:10:40.559 Well, yeah, I guess a lot of the designs for 191 00:10:40.600 --> 00:10:44.759 the fireworks are closely guarded Chinese secrets. So I want 192 00:10:44.799 --> 00:10:48.759 to get into the inside, get the secret recipe for 193 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:53.120 the fireworks, and then have my own fireworks company over here. 194 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:56.399 I want to do like, what is that like espionage? 195 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:58.039 Business espionage? 196 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:02.720 My dad when he worked for the county and they 197 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:06.120 would have slow days, they would take like milk jugs 198 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:12.200 and fill it with explosive from somewhere or something and 199 00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:15.120 blow it up in fields like empty fields. 200 00:11:15.399 --> 00:11:16.000 That's dope. 201 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:19.759 Yeah, that's like a real dude thing. That's like a 202 00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:23.519 guy thing. And I get that. Sometimes Jenna's show Save 203 00:11:23.679 --> 00:11:26.320 Videos and go this has a lot of likes, like, 204 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:29.440 but I don't get it. And it'll be three guys 205 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:34.440 pushing a really big rock down a really big hill. Yeah, 206 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:36.120 I get it. Like I want to see what that 207 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:38.000 rock does when it gets to the bottom. 208 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:39.480 You know, is it gonna snap? 209 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.879 Yeah, who's gonna what it's gonna have? Is it gonna 210 00:11:41.919 --> 00:11:45.960 tear a hole in the space time continuum? Like we 211 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:48.440 don't know because we haven't seen the end of this video. 212 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:50.360 Broad Now, let it play. 213 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:55.399 It's science. Uh yeah, I like, I like videos where 214 00:11:56.519 --> 00:12:00.000 they do stuff like that, but also stuff where should explode. 215 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:03.399 It's like like firecrackers. But in Iraq, we used to 216 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:09.879 take batteries, sealed glass bottles, just and any with liquid 217 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:14.720 in it, anything that could explode or pop or anything 218 00:12:14.759 --> 00:12:19.440 at all. Yeah, sealed plastic bags so like vacuum sealed bags. 219 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:23.600 Throw them ships into the bullets. Yeah, throw them into 220 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.240 the fucking fire pit man, because you got to stand 221 00:12:26.240 --> 00:12:29.120 there for hours anyway, breathing the smoke and making sure 222 00:12:29.120 --> 00:12:32.399 that all the trash burns. So yeah, you just get bored. 223 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:38.320 You throw in some bullets, litium iron batteries, radios. It 224 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:38.960 was awesome. 225 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:43.960 Did you bring anything home that seems By the way, 226 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:46.440 we're gonna get back to the president being shot at 227 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:50.320 the vice for not former vite. Did you see one 228 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:52.480 them called them the vice president the other day? 229 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:55.279 Oh, kind of rewrite history. 230 00:12:55.360 --> 00:12:57.759 It was not a good That guy wasn't even president, 231 00:12:57.840 --> 00:13:00.000 he was only vice priends. He could do the Trump 232 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:02.120 thing and just say it until it's true and Trump 233 00:13:02.519 --> 00:13:05.480 that was the greatest vice president that ever existed. They 234 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:08.639 can just look eye each other into a fucking vortex. 235 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:13.120 Yeah, he could be taken a page from his mentor's playbook. 236 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:17.600 All right, I don't even remember what I was saying. 237 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:18.480 Let's if I. 238 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:21.240 Brought anything home that I shouldn't. Did you the only thing? No? 239 00:13:21.240 --> 00:13:25.200 No, no, yeah, were you did? Did the Marines beat 240 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:27.519 the sentimental pussy out of you? Or did you like 241 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:31.039 take home like a shell casing of the first bullet 242 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:32.559 you shot in Iraq? 243 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:35.960 Stuff like that. Stuff like that you can't take home. 244 00:13:36.919 --> 00:13:38.480 Brass has to be accounted for. 245 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:40.960 So that's what it was. Had you throw bullets into 246 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:41.720 the fire. 247 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:46.679 Pit, because if you have bullets in there, so for instance, 248 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:51.639 they they might have extra ammo lying around, so an 249 00:13:51.759 --> 00:13:54.279 armor might have like a box of ammo, or you 250 00:13:54.360 --> 00:13:58.960 might find ammunition. There's plenty of ammo that's on accounted for. 251 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:03.240 But if after that you go through customs, so they 252 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:06.279 like they you have to go through all your gear 253 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:08.799 and shit before you go to customs, because customs is 254 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:14.000 different from the Marines. That's just American government workers. So 255 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:18.840 the Marines like they beat any sort of sentimental piss 256 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:20.600 out of you in a sense where it's like, look, 257 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:24.200 this is shit you can't take home. Don't even fucking 258 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:24.960 think about it. 259 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:27.879 You know, No, it's no ears. 260 00:14:28.559 --> 00:14:31.600 Yeah. Yeah, so spent casings is one. You can get 261 00:14:31.639 --> 00:14:36.279 weapons home if you go through all this paperwork and shit, 262 00:14:36.399 --> 00:14:38.879 like if you find a weapon and you're somehow allowed 263 00:14:38.879 --> 00:14:42.080 to keep it because all that shit usually gets turned 264 00:14:42.120 --> 00:14:44.279 over to the government to their armory. 265 00:14:44.879 --> 00:14:48.480 But I get a dumb question. Can you buy your 266 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:51.200 gun at the end if you do all paperwork or 267 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:52.440 do you have to hand it back in? 268 00:14:52.759 --> 00:14:54.519 Yeah, you give it back and they got to give 269 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:56.440 it to the next fucker who's going to fill your ouse. 270 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:58.679 But I'm saying, nasty spot. They don't give you the 271 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:02.039 option to like pay the price for the market price. Really, Okay, 272 00:15:02.159 --> 00:15:03.759 is that a weapon you couldn't own? 273 00:15:04.879 --> 00:15:06.639 Yeah? It is. It is actually because it has a 274 00:15:06.679 --> 00:15:07.440 three round burst. 275 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:10.840 Okay, okay, right, yeah, I wasn't sure about that. Okay, 276 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:12.600 all right, let's play this video. 277 00:15:13.039 --> 00:15:15.279 Let me tell you the one thing I got through customs. 278 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:20.960 It's gonna be something like a monkey Paul or I 279 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:24.720 got my dirt through It's a bottle of my what's 280 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:25.759 a guy get killed? 281 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:30.679 It was so they we have so I do have 282 00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:36.120 an illegal item. So the maximum So just for context, 283 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:40.919 for background, AR fifteen's m sixteen's M four car binds. 284 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:45.840 They all share the same structure, that's why they're identified 285 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:50.519 as the AR rifle. They all have like the basic 286 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:54.639 the same basic upper and lower receiver, meaning you could 287 00:15:55.120 --> 00:16:00.919 attach the two halves to each other and and the 288 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:04.759 weapon should fire normally. The big difference is the M 289 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:08.480 sixteen has a bigger barrel and it has an auto, 290 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:11.720 a full auto. The M four has a three round burst, 291 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:15.919 so those are illegal. So the AR fifteen, the civilian model, 292 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:19.039 is going to be very It's almost identical to what 293 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:21.200 we have in the Marine Corps as like an M four, 294 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:25.039 but it just doesn't have that three round burst. And 295 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:29.720 I think there might be on the AR fifteen there 296 00:16:29.799 --> 00:16:34.960 might be the slightest difference in the caliber. So for instance, 297 00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:38.799 instead of point two two three, it's point two two seven. 298 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:42.759 It's the tiniest difference. I think you could even still 299 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:46.159 interchange the two receivers and it should still fire. It's 300 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:52.159 very small. But the oh the thing about those rifles 301 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:57.720 is they have a thirty round magazine standard issue, So 302 00:16:57.799 --> 00:17:00.879 in California that's illegal. You can only have a ten 303 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:05.559 round magazine even on an AR rifle, even even with 304 00:17:05.680 --> 00:17:10.680 single shot. But we had. We we had an armorer, 305 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:14.440 my buddy Schmidt, he had he had given me like 306 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:17.160 an extra magazine, like, do you want this? It's it's 307 00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:19.200 not it doesn't have a serial number, it's not on 308 00:17:19.240 --> 00:17:21.839 my inventory. It's more of a pain in the ass 309 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:25.000 that I have it. And so I was like, yeah, sure, 310 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:26.799 and he gave it to me. It's an h K 311 00:17:27.039 --> 00:17:31.000 mag It holds fifty rounds, so it's it's the exact 312 00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:34.599 same size as another magazine. The only difference is the springs. 313 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:39.519 They compress way more and they squeeze more rounds into there. 314 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:44.039 So yeah, totally illegal. Every state has a thirty round max. 315 00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:47.599 That's the ATF I think. So yeah, I could. I 316 00:17:47.599 --> 00:17:51.200 could do a bigger mass shooting than everybody and you 317 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:51.960 couldn't stop me. 318 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:57.799 And if you want to leave us a super thanks 319 00:17:57.920 --> 00:18:01.599 or something on YouTube, I'll give you Shane's address. I 320 00:18:01.720 --> 00:18:03.000 will put that out there. 321 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:05.319 If only I had a rifle to go along with 322 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:06.400 the magazine, jam. 323 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:08.880 Really just show up at a rally and throw it 324 00:18:08.920 --> 00:18:09.440 at someone. 325 00:18:10.039 --> 00:18:13.279 I'm just like, I don't know how much you've used guns, 326 00:18:13.359 --> 00:18:16.079 but when the when the rounds are in the magazine, 327 00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:18.079 you can just use your thumb to like flick them 328 00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:21.119 out like pez, Yeah, you're just flicking them at people 329 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:21.599 as you go. 330 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:23.720 Yeah, I gotta be honest, man, I'm such a pussy. 331 00:18:23.799 --> 00:18:26.720 I don't like glocks. I like just a nice revolver. 332 00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:30.279 Oh, revolvers are sweet. They look so fucking cool. 333 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:33.599 I see. I think they look less cool personally, but 334 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:35.759 they feel much more reliable to me. 335 00:18:36.880 --> 00:18:38.960 Oh, they don't jam. Really, I mean, I'm sure that 336 00:18:39.279 --> 00:18:42.559 it's possible if it's covered in rust and shit misfire, 337 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:45.119 but yeah, I mean, you don't have to worry about 338 00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:48.519 a round getting stuck when it's ejecting or when it's 339 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:51.519 feeding up through the magazine or anything like that, or 340 00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:55.880 a dirty uh a dirty a dirty extractor, any any 341 00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:58.720 of this shit. It is a much simpler design. But 342 00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:01.680 then you're I mean, I guess it's kind of the 343 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:03.799 thing where it's like, if you squeeze off six shots 344 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:06.640 and you don't hit your target, you probably weren't going 345 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:07.599 to get it with eleven. 346 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:07.960 You know. 347 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:12.960 Well, let's watch a video of someone squeezing off quite 348 00:19:12.960 --> 00:19:16.559 a few shots and not quite hitting their target. I 349 00:19:16.559 --> 00:19:19.680 guess I would put it as they hit they hit someone, 350 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:23.880 just not their target. And there's a distance. I understand that. 351 00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:24.640 Let's just watch. 352 00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:26.559 We'll talk about the distance, but let's watch. 353 00:19:28.440 --> 00:19:34.200 I noticed them pretty. Oh, I don't want some broad talking. Oh, 354 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:36.880 I'm gonna probably cut this out, but maybe not. 355 00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:39.480 If you gotta cut it, you gotta cut it. But 356 00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:41.200 we got to find the actual clip. Oh, I want 357 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:41.920 the actual clip. 358 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:44.759 Yeah, I know, And I want this too, now that 359 00:19:44.799 --> 00:19:45.240 I see it. 360 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:46.720 Remember, Yeah, that's that's a good one. 361 00:19:46.759 --> 00:19:50.839 It's an important one. Okay, we're talking and this is 362 00:19:50.920 --> 00:19:51.599 all staying. 363 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:54.200 So the thing that we're alluding to that is going 364 00:19:54.279 --> 00:19:57.519 to be in the video is the assassination of a 365 00:19:57.640 --> 00:20:02.079 former president uh by a person. 366 00:20:02.640 --> 00:20:08.920 Well, the assassination of a former president fan in the stands. 367 00:20:09.400 --> 00:20:09.960 That's what I mean. 368 00:20:10.039 --> 00:20:13.200 So I noticed some pretty No, I don't want to talk. 369 00:20:13.279 --> 00:20:15.039 Why is her voice on there? 370 00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:16.799 Or if you want to. 371 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:19.640 See something that said, take a look what happened? 372 00:20:33.400 --> 00:20:35.920 All right? So I don't know, I don't want to 373 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:37.599 I don't know if we should play the whole thing 374 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:41.160 like maybe in clips and segments something like that. But 375 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:45.519 this camera person has no idea what the fuck is happening? Yeah, 376 00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:49.640 unshots ring out president. I don't mean to say president. 377 00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:52.200 It's an honorary title. 378 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.079 Show Joe Biden won the twenty twenty election. Okay, I'll 379 00:20:56.119 --> 00:20:59.359 just I'll say that, wink blank, you guys got it. 380 00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:04.920 Uh but but uh no, if I say president, I 381 00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:10.920 just mean President Trump, president president elect. Uh, god king Trump. 382 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:14.160 I've really been digging the god king thing lately. People 383 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:17.160 are putting that on him. Not actually, they're just like, 384 00:21:17.440 --> 00:21:20.640 you just made this guy a fucking god king. I'm like, 385 00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:22.880 I don't even know what that term means, if it's 386 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:27.359 not some big gangly Persian standing on top of fucking 387 00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:28.519 six elephants. 388 00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:34.720 Yeah, I think when I hear god king Zack Snyder character. Yeah, yeah, that. 389 00:21:35.079 --> 00:21:38.680 Was my reference the Persian. Yeah. All right, So this 390 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:41.880 person's watching this and they see Trump get hit or something. 391 00:21:42.119 --> 00:21:44.640 People are going nuts. Everyone's duck and then they turn 392 00:21:44.680 --> 00:21:47.200 this way. I don't know what this is. This is 393 00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:50.160 like a tractor spraying water, and then this is like 394 00:21:50.200 --> 00:21:53.160 a dumpster that's just swinging in the air. 395 00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:57.440 So that may actually be a I don't know. I 396 00:21:57.799 --> 00:22:00.799 have no idea that that could be some sort of 397 00:22:00.839 --> 00:22:06.160 a security tactic where it's like the water is providing 398 00:22:06.480 --> 00:22:09.960 cover because if somebody's shooting from far away. There's gonna 399 00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:11.759 be a big cloud of mist. They're not going to 400 00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:13.400 be able to see because you see, I think, I'm 401 00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:17.400