Speaker 1: I love him. I'm kidding. You can have the other one.
Speaker 2: Go, let's go, let's go almost the weekend. It's Laura
Speaker 2: Kane up dark, I'm Laura Kane, Eric Rimmer my co host.
Speaker 2: When is your Oh that's cute? Okay, Now that is
Speaker 2: a decent T shirt.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You didn't like that one? You didn't like
Speaker 1: my last week.
Speaker 2: With a couch and and it.
Speaker 1: Said I pull out.
Speaker 2: I tried not to. I didn't want to really say
Speaker 2: it out loud, but I thought it was fun.
Speaker 1: Well, I just did.
Speaker 2: It was Johnny Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was producer.
Speaker 1: Brian Hi, producer Brian Hey.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I put out a little post on Instagram
Speaker 2: and on Facebook and the post said ask us anything.
Speaker 1: Which means ask Laura anything.
Speaker 2: No, oh, there's a variety of things. And I posted
Speaker 2: it today and there are some questions on here that
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to tiptoe around some but I wrote
Speaker 2: them all down because they either emailed them, DMD me
Speaker 2: or they commented. So that's how well.
Speaker 1: I didn't even check mine. I don't know if anybody, okay,
Speaker 1: even thought anything. I should probably look.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna do that first. I'm going to
Speaker 2: read you two quick stories. In a recent poll, they
Speaker 2: asked gen zers or they asked actually everybody, I'm going
Speaker 2: to tell you what gen Z said. Though, When was
Speaker 2: the last time you wrote a handwritten letter to somebody?
Speaker 1: Does that count as an email? No?
Speaker 2: Handwritten, not type?
Speaker 1: Did you have to have like mailed? I was totally
Speaker 1: not paying attention.
Speaker 2: What it doesn't say in here necessarily that you had
Speaker 2: to mail it? No, just it is a letter, a
Speaker 2: handwritten letter. Did you have When was the last time
Speaker 2: wrote a letter to somebody?
Speaker 1: I think late last year?
Speaker 2: Well, then again, Brian, again, is our twenty four year
Speaker 2: old fold a Christmas card count?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Like a real letter with like pages on white sheet
Speaker 2: with leg lines and.
Speaker 1: I can't even remember, okay high school.
Speaker 2: Nine percent of the people say that they've written one
Speaker 2: in the last month, which was the most recent option.
Speaker 2: Another twenty one percent say that they've written one in
Speaker 2: the past year, twenty six percent say they're pretty sure
Speaker 2: they've written one in the past decade, twenty six percent
Speaker 2: of people say it's been way longer than a decade,
Speaker 2: and five percent say they've never written a personal letter.
Speaker 2: Oh my, if that isn't crazy enough, twenty percent of
Speaker 2: Jen Zeer's between the age of eighteen and twenty.
Speaker 1: Four don't know what paper is.
Speaker 2: Said, they've never written handwritten a personal letter.
Speaker 3: Those people, you know what those people are, They've never
Speaker 3: they haven't been a relationship yet.
Speaker 2: Love letters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not even it's not like, oh, that'd be fun.
Speaker 3: That's they will be demand from you at some point
Speaker 3: you will have to write one.
Speaker 2: Is that that's not true necessary.
Speaker 3: I don't mean that in the mean way like you
Speaker 3: better do this or we're done. But it's just like
Speaker 3: there is a pressure.
Speaker 2: That you did so you felt obligated to write a
Speaker 2: love letter, or you felt a little pressured to do so.
Speaker 2: You didn't do this on your own because you wanted to.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean whatever.
Speaker 3: I would say a mix of both, okay, but like
Speaker 3: it's made very clear that that would be like greatly appreciated,
Speaker 3: and then it's reminded of you until you go, okay,
Speaker 3: this is this is a little bit of expectation.
Speaker 2: Was it greatly appreciated?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay?
Speaker 2: And then two percent of people fifty years and older
Speaker 2: say that they've never written a hand written letter. Wow, okay,
Speaker 2: now here's the latest thing. These are the things. These
Speaker 2: are examples of adults being picked less in gym class.
Speaker 2: These are the equivalent. This is what it feels like
Speaker 2: as an adult. Okay, getting invited out to be the
Speaker 2: designated driver. I don't mind that because I'm sober and.
Speaker 1: I understand that I've been there. I have been there.
Speaker 2: What about friends wanting a group photo together and then
Speaker 2: they hand you the phone to take the photo.
Speaker 1: Oh, that happens. It happened, yeah, because I have the
Speaker 1: longest arms.
Speaker 2: No, you're not selfies, Like, oh, we want a group photo?
Speaker 2: Can you take this picture of hurric And you're like
Speaker 2: with them?
Speaker 3: I feel like, but like you just ask a stranger.
Speaker 3: Like if you're asked to take the photo, it's it's
Speaker 3: usually because there's like a clearly defined like maybe it's
Speaker 3: like a meetup or something. It's like pretty obvious that
Speaker 3: you're like a little bit of an outlier.
Speaker 2: You're still and you're gonna feel kind of like I
Speaker 2: didn't get picked in gym class. That's how you're going
Speaker 2: to feel, sort of people talking about party plans in
Speaker 2: front of you but not inviting you. Yeah, I've heard
Speaker 2: that happened to me recently.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 2: Everyone going out for lunch at work but not asking
Speaker 2: you to join. No, finding out your friends went out
Speaker 2: on the town without calling you, texting you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: this happened to me and it shocked the hell me
Speaker 2: because I was like, wait, I thought I was part
Speaker 2: of that group, and it really hurt my feelings. I
Speaker 2: felt really bad being at the random's table at a wedding.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been stuck with you?
Speaker 2: I'm the you know, the step uncle of you know
Speaker 2: his cousin, and you're with like you're the guest of
Speaker 2: somebody and you're at the random Yeah, being invited to
Speaker 2: an event the day that it's happening, yep, when you're
Speaker 2: the one who always has to drop behind on a
Speaker 2: path when it's too narrow so the two can walk together,
Speaker 2: and then you take them back.
Speaker 3: I mean if you're third wheeling though, come on, that's expected.
Speaker 2: Nobody eating your dish at the pot luck? No, has
Speaker 2: that ever happened to you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever cooked for a pot luck.
Speaker 2: I know I've never cooked for a potlug. I've actually
Speaker 2: I've definitely bought things for a potluck. But sure, when
Speaker 2: you've met somebody multiple times, multiple times they still say,
Speaker 2: oh hard, it's nice to meet you. That happens frequently,
Speaker 2: and being single for the greater part of your adult life.
Speaker 2: Not by choice, Nope, that would be me at this point.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I might fix that. This is
Speaker 2: the year of big things.
Speaker 3: Yours is slightly by choice because you don't try very hard.
Speaker 2: I don't try. I don't have time to try.
Speaker 1: This year is going to be big things, going into
Speaker 1: your small things. I thought we were.
Speaker 3: Doing a night out in the town.
Speaker 2: The three of us. Yeah, that's right, Yeah, we got
Speaker 2: completely When are we doing that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We got to pick a fun No, we'll do it
Speaker 2: on one of your precious days off. But did you
Speaker 2: bring your paper calendar with you?
Speaker 1: I do have it.
Speaker 2: We'll pick a date, we'll picket. Okay. So I put
Speaker 2: this on Instagram and Facebook, ask us anything. I do
Speaker 2: have a couple okay, Okay, so I'll start. I just
Speaker 2: I wrote them all down here, okay, and some had
Speaker 2: a name attached to it, some were anonymous. But this
Speaker 2: is from Jeff big Fan. What's your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Speaker 2: Jeff wanted to know.
Speaker 1: Mine, all of ours.
Speaker 2: We all answer these questions. It's ask us anything, and
Speaker 2: he sure did. I think, well, mine is very salicious.
Speaker 2: What I talked about it before, about hooking up with
Speaker 2: that girl. Okay, But but it was embarrassing because the
Speaker 2: next morning, when I had sobered up and realized, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I was kissing this girl and we were
Speaker 2: fooling around, like what did I do? I realized her
Speaker 2: license was in my purse. So I had to meet
Speaker 2: her at the airport as she was leaving and we
Speaker 2: didn't even make.
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 2: It was so embarrassing. It was so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: The best story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god, what about you? Do you have anything? Like
Speaker 2: did you fart or something?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Uh, oh, you gotta spill it. This is what the
Speaker 2: thing is about.
Speaker 1: So it was it was a long, long, long time ago.
Speaker 1: And no it was not.
Speaker 3: It was and this never happens, by the way.
Speaker 1: No, it was probably thirty years ago and I was
Speaker 1: having sex on top of a washer and dryer in
Speaker 1: Woa garage and I hit the button and the garage
Speaker 1: door went, and it was.
Speaker 2: The neighbors out and about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was a brand new housing development and
Speaker 1: the neighbors right across the ohone we're out with family and.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that is great.
Speaker 3: So this is the nineties too, Yeah, satanic panic too.
Speaker 3: They probably thought you were like the anti.
Speaker 1: COO for sure. And I literally, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I realized that there was like eight people staring at us,
Speaker 1: and I just reached back and hit the button and
Speaker 1: closed the garage door.
Speaker 2: Al yeah, the where with the all to do that? Yeah, Brian,
Speaker 2: you don't have to answer this if you don't have
Speaker 2: to have anything. Okay, next question is from Dan? Hi, Dan,
Speaker 2: what do I have to do to get on the show? Uh?
Speaker 3: Generous donations?
Speaker 1: Have sex with Laura?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Now I'm gonna write Dan back and say, Dan,
Speaker 2: tell me your story. Yeah, what do you like? What
Speaker 2: do you do? What would you talk about? And you
Speaker 2: know what, that is a possibility. You could be on
Speaker 2: this show. Anybody could what it's a possibility.
Speaker 3: Okay, first time you said it's a possibility. Sorry, that
Speaker 3: was funny.
Speaker 2: There was a skit like that on Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 2: where like this obnoxious kid kept repeating something somebody mispronounced
Speaker 2: and it was really annoying.
Speaker 3: I love doing that sometimes I can't.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It stood out so about you're like it's a possibility.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm sorry, what what stop?
Speaker 2: It's funny Okay, Julie and not Julia Lessie your favorite
Speaker 2: another Julie. She says, I want to know what do
Speaker 2: you guys all do on your free time? Oh so
Speaker 2: I'm assuming she means like, what are our hobbies? I
Speaker 2: guess yeah, work, okay, besides work, besides doing this podcast?
Speaker 2: Uh do you nope? Hike? Do you shop? Do you read?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 3: I do love shopping. God, as I get older, the
Speaker 3: more I like shopping. It scares me a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh a shopper. I love a guy who's a shopper.
Speaker 2: Most guys are your shopper too. So what are your hobbies?
Speaker 2: Do you? What are your hobbies? Eric?
Speaker 1: I love to work out, okay, I like to cook.
Speaker 1: I love to read.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you do, You're good.
Speaker 1: I love to take baths and read. That's why I
Speaker 1: take baths because I love to read in the time.
Speaker 1: I like to be outside. I love to like hike
Speaker 1: and walk on the beach and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Why you sound like a dating app?
Speaker 1: Like a kid trick? And I love to go to
Speaker 1: places like free flight in Delmart and see the birds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love to do stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You love nature. I love being outdoors. I love surfing.
Speaker 2: I love hiking and sunsets. Yeah, and walk candy. So
Speaker 2: I have various hobbies, but I don't have like a
Speaker 2: hobby that I do all the time. Like I've I
Speaker 2: paint sometimes I did a needle point. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: bought an embroidery kid, I'm gonna start that.
Speaker 1: You bought floral legos.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my lego set that I made. That they're
Speaker 2: they're never gonna die. So I tinker with little things
Speaker 2: and then the rest of my time I spend I
Speaker 2: don't have much time because I work six different jobs
Speaker 2: and I'm somewhere always. But I do love watching TV.
Speaker 1: You really do.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's not glamorous, it's not really super intelligent whatever.
Speaker 2: I enjoy TV. I enjoy watching things.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're getting old.
Speaker 2: No, I've always been this way. Oh, I've always been
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 1: I do like to sometimes just turn my brain off
Speaker 1: and watch TV.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: I love napping with the TV on. That's crazy. Oh
Speaker 3: that's the best nap you'll ever have.
Speaker 2: Oh. And then my newest thing, which is probably about
Speaker 2: a year old now, is listening to you manifestation meditation
Speaker 2: hobby at night. The ASM No, it's not. That's different.
Speaker 2: ASMR is people whispering so annoying. This is just people
Speaker 2: putting you in a meditative state and then you fall
Speaker 2: asleep to it, and you're subconscious hears all these affirmations
Speaker 2: and so you wake up feeling more empowered.
Speaker 1: It's a desperation, you know, I have I do that
Speaker 1: same thing I put on my Sometimes I'll lay in
Speaker 1: bed and I'll put on my YouTube.
Speaker 2: With your mouth guard and your other mouth guard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I set you a picture of that.
Speaker 2: I know that was and his iPads.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay. I listened to Judge Judy to her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta tell you. I went and
Speaker 1: visited my friend Caroline. She was a friend of my
Speaker 1: mom's and so she is in an assisted living place
Speaker 1: and she's still alive and kicking. Her birthday is next month.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see her again. And she was
Speaker 1: taking me through the place at every single person was
Speaker 1: watching Judge gdy. Really it was hilarious. You could hear
Speaker 1: from everywhere we know where we're putting him with. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I just give me a just give me a phone
Speaker 1: with YouTube and I'll watch Judge all day. Judge. I
Speaker 1: freaking love her.
Speaker 2: She just it's it, really is. She appeals to people
Speaker 2: who take.
Speaker 3: No bullshit right, just sad legal you know, you know
Speaker 3: it's funny is that is such a joke of a court.
Speaker 3: They can't even actually they have to. The show has
Speaker 3: to pay all the legal legal fees. They have to
Speaker 3: pay out the damages and the awards.
Speaker 2: Oh really, because it's not like legits right, it's a joke.
Speaker 1: She was a real judge though she was. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she makes a she makes so forty nine million dollars
Speaker 1: a year.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, Renee says Renee. I just started listening to
Speaker 2: your podcast and I love it. I want to know,
Speaker 2: how did you guys meet.
Speaker 1: At a glory hole? Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, why did that need to come out of your mouth?
Speaker 3: Laura must have been in the wrong bathroom, Laura walked
Speaker 3: in the men's room.
Speaker 1: No, well, Laura and I met years and years and
Speaker 1: years ago through the show, through the Jeff and Jerris shrogram.
Speaker 2: And in two thousand and seven, I want to say,
Speaker 2: oh two thousand and six, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: Well we had, we had You've never.
Speaker 2: Known me not sober? Have you? Did you know me
Speaker 2: not sober?
Speaker 1: No? I had never met you until you were sober.
Speaker 1: I met you after you got out of rehouse okay,
Speaker 1: right after okay, and because I tried to help you
Speaker 1: find a place to live.
Speaker 2: That's right, yes, And he brought me emails and I thought,
Speaker 2: this guy is so funny. Oh, I've got to meet him.
Speaker 2: I hope he's hot.
Speaker 1: Who knew we'd be soul mate?
Speaker 2: You know, we really really became so we did. But anyway,
Speaker 2: can you continue the story.
Speaker 1: And that's how we met. And then right before it
Speaker 1: was suggested that we do a podcast, and we laid
Speaker 1: in my bed and I pooped during one of the things,
Speaker 1: and that was the crowning glory.
Speaker 2: You left out the part, the magical part. The magical
Speaker 2: part was I didn't know what Eric looked like. Oh right,
Speaker 2: And I was in Kensington, where I lived with my kids.
Speaker 2: I found a place and we had just moved in
Speaker 2: where the kids were playing out on the front lawn
Speaker 2: and here comes Eric and another gentleman walking up the
Speaker 2: sidewalk and I looked at him and he looked at me,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you're Eric Rumor I knew it. I
Speaker 2: just I had no clue what he looked like. He
Speaker 2: had never described himself. It was just I knew, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then were you colossally disappointed?
Speaker 2: I was disappointed that you were gay. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, really, but okay, we'll still be like great friends.
Speaker 2: I think you out basically, Oh no, there's no that
Speaker 2: is never going to happen, not with the way he
Speaker 2: feels about certain things anyway. And then he invited me
Speaker 2: out to dinner with some friends of his. And then
Speaker 2: so we had a group dinner, and you know what,
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I know what story you're gonna tell, and
Speaker 1: don't tell it.
Speaker 2: When somebody invites you out to dinner, in my experience,
Speaker 2: it is implied that they are going to pay for you.
Speaker 1: You were not broke this time. So I don't know why.
Speaker 2: No, no, but he invited me to dinner, and I
Speaker 2: just I maybe I made the wrong assumption. And then
Speaker 2: the bill came and we had like split it like
Speaker 2: six ways.
Speaker 3: It was like, this is insane. I only work at
Speaker 3: a cushy, most famous.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do anymore.
Speaker 2: But I was just a little uh thrown back by that,
Speaker 2: not in a bad way. I just like, oh, and
Speaker 2: then god's.
Speaker 3: A snobby rich person.
Speaker 2: I know it must have been a snot you were
Speaker 2: so snobby.
Speaker 3: If it was me, you had been paying the entire
Speaker 3: bill to like make the rich girl pay for it.
Speaker 1: I know after Dart Mason, Well you brought your car,
Speaker 1: didn't you?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Okay, and then how do we meet Brian?
Speaker 1: We put a help wanted.
Speaker 2: Yes, we needed a producer because we had we had
Speaker 2: a couple of once it didn't work out. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be nice, and so I went to Indeed, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Really I thought you. I thought you. I thought it
Speaker 1: was Craigslist seeking arrangements. Oh yeah, I thought this was
Speaker 1: She's gonna be like a sugar.
Speaker 2: I was shocked when I realized they charged me two
Speaker 2: hundred bucks for that act.
Speaker 1: It was so worth it.
Speaker 2: It was it was worth it in the but I'm like,
Speaker 2: wait a minute. What So then I get a message
Speaker 2: from Brian and I'm like, yeah, come on out see
Speaker 2: if you like it.
Speaker 3: Come you know, no, no, she was. She texted me
Speaker 3: like the next day or something. She's like, can you
Speaker 3: come tomorrow?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, there was some shenanigans that
Speaker 2: went on that we needed help fast.
Speaker 3: And then I showed up and she's like, no, it's
Speaker 3: it's tomorrow. The day out, I was like, I texted you.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, okay, she didn't text me, but
Speaker 3: I didn't. Oh God, I came.
Speaker 2: I remembered that that was thank you for coming back.
Speaker 2: Was okay, here's this anonymous don't know a name. What
Speaker 2: happened to that other woman who is on the show.
Speaker 2: Glad it's just you two now, but I'm still very curious.
Speaker 1: There was a fire, big fire.
Speaker 2: How do we handle this one?
Speaker 1: I'll handle it well, oh.
Speaker 2: Tip toe tip you nice? Be positive?
Speaker 1: But then IC shouldn't handle it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll handle it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it short, I will listen. I can be positive.
Speaker 1: I can handle this, mat me, keep it short.
Speaker 2: Sure when it starts going a different direction, I will
Speaker 2: c physically cover his mouth.
Speaker 1: If I just say it.
Speaker 3: There were creative upgraded. There were creative differences.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, if that's it's very vague.
Speaker 1: But yes, there were creative differences.
Speaker 2: She actually her words where she wanted to focus more
Speaker 2: on her real job, and so we thank you for.
Speaker 1: Your service for sending everything you've done. Yes, thank you
Speaker 1: for sending us, Brian, I know.
Speaker 2: And then Brian came, Oh my gosh, what an evolution, like.
Speaker 1: A ray of sunshine scared in a valley of darkness.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is from Tom for Brian. I'm a fan
Speaker 2: of the podcast and I like you. I like your
Speaker 2: dry humor, and this is for you and you only. Yes,
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is gonna hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: I know this is And Brian, I'm going to ask
Speaker 2: give the question that he put out. I don't want
Speaker 2: you to say something just to be funny. Can you
Speaker 2: be honest?
Speaker 3: Can you just read the question please?
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to ten, how would you
Speaker 2: rate Eric's looks and Laura's looks?
Speaker 3: This is from Tom.
Speaker 2: This is from Tom.
Speaker 3: Tom, thanks for the question. Really appreciate you. I don't
Speaker 3: have a podcast family, but you can become. You can
Speaker 3: be part of my podcast family. Me and Tom got
Speaker 3: a little brotherhood thing going on. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: These guys are both old and decrepit, and this is
Speaker 3: a tough one and I am see the prime of
Speaker 3: my life, good looking, charming, sexy. That's a little cringe Anyways,
Speaker 3: I give eric a.
Speaker 2: Can I stop you right there? If you just saw
Speaker 2: him on the street, if you don't, if you didn't
Speaker 2: know us, and you just saw us, and we each
Speaker 2: one of us smiled at you one to ten boom,
Speaker 2: go be.
Speaker 3: Honest, like, but like, we're just judging physical appearance. Yes,
Speaker 3: because I wouldn't think twice of you guys, no offense.
Speaker 2: Well, just play the game. Yes, this is one based
Speaker 2: solely on physical appearance.
Speaker 1: This is tough. Am I wearing gray sweatpants and this?
Speaker 2: No? You are dressed like just I'm just like this.
Speaker 2: You're just like that. We're walking in and out of
Speaker 2: a store, we make eye contacts.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna give Eric an eight. Actually, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give him a seven point seventy five. I really am
Speaker 3: not digging his socks today, the Mickey Mouse socks or
Speaker 3: the Shoot two five. Yeah, you know, I'm not a
Speaker 3: fan of his shoe choice oftentimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But okay, Laura, you know, Laura, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 3: a compliment. I think you look better now than you
Speaker 3: did fifteen one years ago.
Speaker 2: That that would be the nicest thing.
Speaker 3: Feel like your face has almost changed shape too. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I did have Wow, thank you, so give
Speaker 2: me a number. So for your age, oh Jesus.
Speaker 3: For your age, I'll also give you an eight.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we're hot.
Speaker 1: We're hot, old people, we're hot.
Speaker 3: Old the other and again, I don't know how to
Speaker 3: judge you guys I know two centuries older than me.
Speaker 2: That was really nice.
Speaker 1: Thank you, really nice.
Speaker 2: But that that one was also, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what to say, so I didn't want
Speaker 3: to be insulting.
Speaker 2: I'm going to thank you you. You made the right decision.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jackie, what's the weirdest or the worst comment you've
Speaker 2: ever gotten about the podcast or on social media? I'm assuming, or.
Speaker 1: Oh, you mean, like about ourselves from somebody on the podcast, or.
Speaker 2: Just maybe yeah, what's the meanest comment you've ever got?
Speaker 2: What's the meanest comment I've ever got?
Speaker 1: I'm as take a year. I know mine. The weirdest
Speaker 1: was when we did that challenge where we did like
Speaker 1: a yoga pose and we wrote down like our goals
Speaker 1: or whatever, and someone DMed me and said, you look
Speaker 1: really hot? Dead what you look hot? So I did?
Speaker 1: I did like a I had someone take a picture
Speaker 1: of me where I was doing like a yoga post
Speaker 1: and I was up against the wall and I have
Speaker 1: my eyes closed, and apparently they thought I looked great dead.
Speaker 2: That is weird. I know it's weird.
Speaker 1: This is the weird weird one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my weird one.
Speaker 1: Oh, let me guess.
Speaker 3: I feel like I can guess what.
Speaker 1: Yeah? The guy you just step on him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, I DM me and he said he
Speaker 2: his fantasy was for me to wear stilettos, the highest
Speaker 2: stilettos and step on his temple until his brains squored
Speaker 2: out the other side.
Speaker 3: How much money you could make from that?
Speaker 1: That would be such a good OnlyFans.
Speaker 3: Page promising career is a dominatrix?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Okay, now have you ever gotten a
Speaker 2: weird comment? Anybody think?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: All right now? The worst comment? What's the one that
Speaker 2: sticks out? I'll tell you mine. When I got my
Speaker 2: boobs done. Oh, I was very open about it because
Speaker 2: you know who, why not? Who cares? Well? This one
Speaker 2: woman I posted a picture of me like out with
Speaker 2: friends and the girls were on display, and she's like
Speaker 2: it was from a woman, and she's like, you got
Speaker 2: your breasdent? Why didn't you start with your face?
Speaker 1: Do you remember my response to her? That's funny, actually though,
Speaker 1: props for the community so mean, it's funny, I said,
Speaker 1: she did.
Speaker 2: I've been told I look like a man old like,
Speaker 2: oh god, there's so many Oh yeah, okay, So the
Speaker 2: video that we posted of Eric telling the damn gotta
Speaker 2: call it, Oh my god, this thing has just has
Speaker 2: hit a million views, and Brian, you and I are
Speaker 2: being torn off hard. It's actually funny.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of defenders.
Speaker 2: I love it. I think it's hilarious. Everybody thinks I'm
Speaker 2: a Karen. Everybody thinks I'm a wet blanket. Everybody thinks
Speaker 2: that I'm the worst and see, well then they don't
Speaker 2: understand the pack story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well listen if they think that about you, now
Speaker 1: I have a brand new one for you. Oh no,
Speaker 1: so you and our son better buckle.
Speaker 2: Up after the the the rest of these.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want me to just do a little
Speaker 1: break down and tell you so, let's let's finish this all.
Speaker 2: Right, Brian. What's the worst. Oh, I don't know how
Speaker 2: you've ever received I don't even remember shot anybody shot
Speaker 2: any of them?
Speaker 3: Shock you or no comments? Actually, I don't actually pay attention.
Speaker 2: You've got to care a little bit about something.
Speaker 1: About the comments. There's lots of things I care about,
Speaker 1: not the comments.
Speaker 2: Not the meanest of the mean.
Speaker 1: No, who cares everybody comments about me? I couldn't give
Speaker 1: when they get when they come at her, I get met,
Speaker 1: like I go after Eric troll patrol. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: care either way.
Speaker 3: Some random guy or gallosing on their phone or computer
Speaker 3: or something and they're like, I'm gonna say something mean,
Speaker 3: Just fine, good knock yourself out.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Look at our video of Eric telling the joke and
Speaker 2: look at the comments and how I'm being torn to shreds.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. I'm like the biggest.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: All right, this one is nobody's name. What's the cringiest
Speaker 2: thing on your social media?
Speaker 1: Like the what I.
Speaker 2: Something that I guess we posted, like what like on
Speaker 2: our own social media? There's a lot of cringey thing,
Speaker 2: you know what. I have an answer for this. We're
Speaker 2: going to harken back to one of the last the
Speaker 2: other questions, what happened to the other woman on the show.
Speaker 2: We used to do little videos those were cringey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those things are still on my Instagram because I don't.
Speaker 2: I've never erased anything. So if you want to go
Speaker 2: back and see true cringe, that should be the name
Speaker 2: of a show, true cringe, then there you go. Okay, Neil,
Speaker 2: remember the time you farted what he asked because I
Speaker 2: was laughing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was hilarious and it was very
Speaker 1: you can hear you, oh so amazing.
Speaker 2: Neil has one that I don't know if you guys
Speaker 2: are going to have an answer to this, but and
Speaker 2: I don't know if I do because I but he says,
Speaker 2: I want to know what's a secret you've never shared
Speaker 2: on the show about yourself.
Speaker 3: If I haven't shared it yet, I'm not gonna share
Speaker 3: it now. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have anything though, I.
Speaker 2: Mean I pretty much shared just about everything you do.
Speaker 2: I I've been to rehab. I am so, I'm sober.
Speaker 2: I don't have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: That's gonna just stop talking about those things that's hard.
Speaker 2: And then getting older whatever. Screw it. Well, that's not
Speaker 2: a secret. I've never received any plastic surgery that I
Speaker 2: haven't talked about.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have one.
Speaker 3: I am a delightful person in real life.
Speaker 1: That's a secret.
Speaker 2: Why can't you bring that energy to the show.
Speaker 3: That would not be fun at all. I would be
Speaker 3: the most boring person.
Speaker 2: Then you can be a little nice, a little bit nicer.
Speaker 3: I'm not even that mean though.
Speaker 2: You're dry and negative sometimes.
Speaker 3: Well that's I am a negative in real life?
Speaker 2: Are you why?
Speaker 1: I'm just cynical?
Speaker 2: Interesting? That's why. Oh my god, I watched a news
Speaker 2: program on this new whistleblower about UFOs. Holy that's the.
Speaker 1: Next question or Eric EXCHERI answer, I've told you that
Speaker 1: I was in a music video. Yeah, yeah, I forget
Speaker 1: which song, but yeah, she and Easton.
Speaker 2: I'm saying I was thinking he was thinking more like I.
Speaker 3: I murdered a man in Yeah, nothing like that.
Speaker 1: I got away with it too.
Speaker 2: This one doesn't have a name. How much money do
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: Make doing this.
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Not much?
Speaker 2: Five years.
Speaker 3: We're hoping we're gonna break even one day.
Speaker 2: We're never gonna break even.
Speaker 1: We'll never tell it's this is a charity.
Speaker 2: To play, right, Yeah, I know, we're working on it. Oh,
Speaker 2: we have been working on it for the last five years.
Speaker 2: We get up the hill and then we go down
Speaker 2: the hill. Then we go up hill. Then we go
Speaker 2: down the hill and finally, what was your best guest
Speaker 2: and your worst guest on the show?
Speaker 1: Best guests?
Speaker 2: I have a couple opinion.
Speaker 1: I have a couple. I love Natalie.
Speaker 2: Vale, love Natalie Vale, psychic Reverend, psychic spiritualists.
Speaker 1: I love Medium Mitch and Jason. They are hilarious.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how to pick? How to pick Emily
Speaker 2: when she was on the show, she was great. And
Speaker 2: Claia from.
Speaker 1: The Erica, the lady that brought in the goat.
Speaker 2: Georgianne Irvine from this Oh yeah, I mean there's so
Speaker 2: many people. Oh, David Jeff from the David Jeff Podcast.
Speaker 1: They were good.
Speaker 2: They were great with Randy, Randy, Tommy.
Speaker 1: I think the.
Speaker 3: Best was gotta be Oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 3: my guys name the ghost Hunner. Oh that was the
Speaker 3: most entertaining one, I think, Yes, especially the first one
Speaker 3: where you.
Speaker 1: We've had some really good guess sister speak.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was like, yeah, Eric, she was really sweet. Yeah, now,
Speaker 2: who I don't want to we are we speaking telepathically again? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't want to. We don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
Speaker 3: I have a number of opinions on who the worst was.
Speaker 2: Do you want to say them?
Speaker 1: No, I am.
Speaker 3: Curious to know after actually hold on, okay, let me,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna mute us real.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back. And then that, well we are on the
Speaker 1: same page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're on the same Okay. So that's it.
Speaker 1: That's itself.
Speaker 2: Oh you have one, okay, good?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Keith asked when are we going to take our
Speaker 1: podcast on the road like some podcasters do when we
Speaker 1: make money?
Speaker 2: Wait, we were gonna, oh gosh that soon. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: not soon. In November when my show airs, my game show,
Speaker 2: We're going to have an outing, but that's November. We're
Speaker 2: going to think of something fun to do out and about.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm I'm it's in here somewhere, but I'm
Speaker 2: forgetting something that we're going to be doing.
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out, we will you.
Speaker 2: Oh when somebody asked you, oh, I didn't write this
Speaker 2: one down because I was just going to start with
Speaker 2: it and I forgot it was a anonymous Eric. When
Speaker 2: did you know you were gay?
Speaker 1: Uh? Super young? Like maybe ten I knew I was different?
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you didn't really even know what it was?
Speaker 1: Or no? It had no idea, but I really liked playing,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't like sports at all, okay at all,
Speaker 1: and I got teased a lot, and I always I
Speaker 1: always felt really bad for this one little girl on
Speaker 1: the block and I always played barbies with her.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the two Little Misfits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the two Little Misfits.
Speaker 2: I'm sad you were bullied when you were a kid.
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, you make lemonade out of lemons and like,
Speaker 1: I didn't care.
Speaker 2: That's probably why you don't care about mean comments or
Speaker 2: anything like that. You don't don't get a crack who
Speaker 2: cares because they're just words some stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's just like you either, you know, it's
Speaker 1: weird when you see like a talk show or whatever
Speaker 1: people are like I was bullied as a kid and
Speaker 1: I never got over it, and they're like in their
Speaker 1: fifties and I'm all.
Speaker 2: You grow from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But times are so different now. I bullying is
Speaker 1: it's on a whole new level with social media and stuff,
Speaker 1: and people just rip people to shreds and it's so mean.
Speaker 3: It's actually on the decrease due to social media. Though ironically,
Speaker 3: they just really they just looked at this and oh
Speaker 3: did they? Bullying is actually coming way down because media, well.
Speaker 1: Because it's that's good news. It's terrible. I didn't get bullied.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what from Kim from night to day? Fiance?
Speaker 2: One day we were going through her social media. You
Speaker 2: can't believe the things people say.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just who, who are you behind a computer?
Speaker 2: Where are you you are? What gives you the right
Speaker 2: to be such a asshole?
Speaker 1: People are just jealous, Like I went, maybe you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever told this story.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's the secret that I wanted.
Speaker 1: Well, now now that I think about it, I went
Speaker 1: to a private Christian school, and I was like a
Speaker 1: kind of a chubby little kid. Even though my mom
Speaker 1: always fixed me healthy stuff. I would throw it over
Speaker 1: the fence and then I would go to this place
Speaker 1: called the pop shop and spend my allowance on my
Speaker 1: candy and stuff. And that's what I would eat for
Speaker 1: lunch because I didn't.
Speaker 2: Want to eat a pile of lunch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. The neighbors found it one day, a chubby
Speaker 1: gay kids like a bunch of old moldy bread, like
Speaker 1: in their big poplar tree. Or whatever. It was a
Speaker 1: pile of it, piles of bags. I would just throw
Speaker 1: like the apple and it brought an apple, and you know,
Speaker 1: and I it was Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't with this.
Speaker 1: And I think you're probably the only person that knows
Speaker 1: this other than Marla. So I we had the desks
Speaker 1: that lifted up and you put your books in there,
Speaker 1: and everybody was getting you know, Valentine's like the whole
Speaker 1: and I wasn't getting any and I was like, who cares?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: And then we broke for recess and we came back
Speaker 1: in and I lifted up my desk for the next
Speaker 1: class and there was a huge envelope in my desk
Speaker 1: with my name on it. And I opened it and
Speaker 1: it was the entire school had signed it, like like
Speaker 1: kids and all or a faculty, the kids, and it
Speaker 1: said things like you should kill yourself. Yeah, you're gross,
Speaker 1: Like go home, we don't want you, I mean horrible. Now,
Speaker 1: Martha and the core girls that I know, they didn't
Speaker 1: sign it. I was expecting a happy twist, I.
Speaker 2: Remember.
Speaker 1: I remember. I put it back in my desk and
Speaker 1: school ended, and you could tell the people that had
Speaker 1: signed it were waiting for a reaction, and I put
Speaker 1: it back in my desk, went home, and I read
Speaker 1: every single thing that every single person wrote about me,
Speaker 1: ripped up the card, never never told my parents, and
Speaker 1: that was it.
Speaker 2: This wow, explains a whole lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it is terrible. Yeah, and I never and
Speaker 1: I will never forget this as long as I live.
Speaker 1: I landed my modeling contract, and I moved when I
Speaker 1: when I was like nineteen, into my own apartment, and
Speaker 1: I remember my mom calling me saying, hey, you got
Speaker 1: a letter at the house. So I stopped and picked
Speaker 1: it up. And one of the guys that was horrible
Speaker 1: to me in school said, hey, I heard that you're
Speaker 1: a model. Would you send my headshot to your agent?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: And I remember ripping that up and throwing in the
Speaker 1: trash can and being like, you know.
Speaker 2: How did you know such a young age to not react,
Speaker 2: because that is exactly what you That was the correct
Speaker 2: thing to do. You didn't give them any pleasure.
Speaker 1: No, Well, I should have gotten to a teacher, probably, No.
Speaker 1: But about a year later I was being teased so
Speaker 1: bad by this same guy, this guy that sent me
Speaker 1: his edgehot that one of the teachers told my parents
Speaker 1: and my parents were like, we're gonna because I had
Speaker 1: already been pulled out of one school because of bullying
Speaker 1: and brought to the private school and that was a
Speaker 1: hundred times worse. And I said, if you pulled me
Speaker 1: out of this school, I will run away. And I
Speaker 1: was like, and I'm not kidding. And they didn't pull
Speaker 1: me out.
Speaker 2: Of the school because you just didn't want to go
Speaker 2: through it again.
Speaker 1: No, I was like, why was the point? Like who cares?
Speaker 1: Like it didn't bother me?
Speaker 2: And look at all the good friends you have from
Speaker 2: my school at your corporates for forty that is so sad.
Speaker 2: I want to give you all.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was no, but this is the thing
Speaker 1: you you develop like a hard shell because of it. Yes,
Speaker 1: so people can scream at me all day long and
Speaker 1: it does not I'll talk about it, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: bother me. Yeah, like some you could walk up to
Speaker 1: me on the street.
Speaker 2: It never, dude, never, that's hard that's a that's hardcore.
Speaker 1: But you know that that's the thing. Like I'll come
Speaker 1: after people that go after you, or that go after Brian,
Speaker 1: or they go after my friends because it affects people differently.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit it doesn't. It does not
Speaker 1: affect me at all.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't get any bad comments, you get only
Speaker 2: good comments.
Speaker 1: Well no, but like, but I understand what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like I just don't feed into that because.
Speaker 2: It's you only feed into it when it's directed at me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, does he ever?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, and it's it's.
Speaker 2: Because I don't respond to mean comments. I just leave
Speaker 2: them there. I don't even raise them sometimes, like okay,
Speaker 2: for this million view video we posted and all the
Speaker 2: mean comments, I haven't responded to one because I mean,
Speaker 2: why bother?
Speaker 1: Well, and that's actually just funny because you have like
Speaker 1: the flatline for a mouth. But like I.
Speaker 2: Get like there's yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh you just want women that have a mouth open
Speaker 1: for your tiny dick. Like but no, but you know,
Speaker 1: like I get mad and I go after people. When
Speaker 1: people question like your abilities as a mother or things
Speaker 1: like that, I go for the jugular because that's personal
Speaker 1: and that's mean. And you are an amazing mom, like
Speaker 1: you have such a good relationship with your kids. So
Speaker 1: when people say shit like that or make fun of
Speaker 1: you because you were in rehab or whatever, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's take a look at your life person on the
Speaker 1: other end, I'm sure it's you probably live in a
Speaker 1: double wide, you weigh four hundred pounds. You're probably drinking.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, I'm like, no, you don't get to point
Speaker 1: that finger and judge at people. Yeah, so you know,
Speaker 1: let's bring this back to our question. Yes anyway, well, no,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it. We're done, and we're done with it with
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 1: No, we're not.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what were you gonna I forgot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you laugh. Oh okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: We're gonna end with you here.
Speaker 1: Here's another million views right here. Oh my god, Laura Kane. Yes,
Speaker 1: what do a blind what does a blind gynecologist and
Speaker 1: a puppy? Heaven common?
Speaker 2: They like to lick some something, obviously, I don't know.
Speaker 1: They both have wet noses.
Speaker 2: Now the podcast family we have. No, I don't like jokes,
Speaker 2: That's why I'm not laughing. But I do laugh at
Speaker 2: your face because you're you get such a kick out
Speaker 2: of telling you stupid jokes.
Speaker 3: That didn't do it for me either, Oh you too?
Speaker 2: Did you like the one, the blind one, the reading
Speaker 2: lips one?
Speaker 3: No, because I've heard that one before I had never
Speaker 3: heard that YouTube.
Speaker 1: Bleed sand like, what's wrong with youto?
Speaker 3: I laugh at funny stuff.
Speaker 1: I laugh it whitty stuff that was witty, was was witty?
Speaker 3: It was it was no anyway.
Speaker 2: You guys, we love you. Thank you for watching and
Speaker 2: taking part in our podcast and love your podcast.
Speaker 1: Love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you, my sweet baby. Bye