Speaker 1: But when you're that age, your guard is not high enough.
The Mongols can get over the wall very easily, and
Joe is a Mongol. So Joe is in the back
of a van speaking Spanish to a Cuban woman about
how he can.
Speaker 2: See her soul. You don't know this guy.
Speaker 1: If you see caterpillar eyebrows speaking Spanish to you about
your soul, run.
Speaker 2: For the hills. The wall's not high enough.
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We have a bachelor below deck cross.
Speaker 3: Over this thing, love love, loved this.
Speaker 1: We need to have one of these a season. It
should just be a mandated thing. We have white parties
every year. Why can't we have fucking creepy bachelor's bringing
young women onto yachts whatever?
Speaker 3: Youngling, young whatever. Producer Yeah, young underling, uh huh, suggested this.
Speaker 1: Young links are the are the children that were slaughtered
by again skywalker?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Underlings, say, can you look up, how many young legs
Anakin slough you killed nine?
Speaker 2: Nine. I don't think that's right. Nine. I think nine.
I thought it was like fifty.
Speaker 4: And I don't think a lot of blow deck listeners
probably enjoy Star Wars, but I have to say this
as a Star Wars fan. You really ruined Star Wars
when you had Anakin Skywalker kill children.
Speaker 2: But he did.
Speaker 1: I know, Okay, I want to make it clear that
I'm obviously I'm like always grossed out when like gross
pigs bring young women on boats, and maybe we don't
need to see that every season. Just a small amendment,
Maybe we don't need.
Speaker 3: To see that.
Speaker 1: Dawn, Joe, I don't. I had my my tail was up.
I was alarmed someone was trying to be pervy around
my den right, he seemed like a nice ish guy.
Speaker 4: It's so funny you say that, because I had the
same opinion. I was ready to like just dig into
this guy. And at the end of the day, he
seemed like just a decent guy. He looks a little
too old for forty seven. I mean, he should get
a new skincare regiment. You know, I hate to judge people.
That's not who I am.
Speaker 1: You don't and it is. And the important thing in
this world is to individuate. You can't run from that.
Speaker 2: If you're a.
Speaker 1: Judge bitch, just accept that that's who you are and
love yourself. You don't not need to go on a zempek.
Speaker 3: I'm a very shallow parson.
Speaker 2: All Right. How many pods do you give this episode?
Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 4: Also drink Buzzball as a companion piece to the podcast.
Speaker 3: It just makes it better.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, do the first one if you're gonna do either.
Speaker 1: Buzzballs are a sign that we're failing as an empire.
Speaker 3: Okay, lastly, just a note on this.
Speaker 4: I love this episode is probably my favorite episode of
the season so far.
Speaker 3: The Millionaire Matchmaker. Did you ever watch Patti Stanger?
Speaker 2: We've talked about Patti Stanger many times.
Speaker 4: Okay, she's never maintained a healthy relationship her entire life.
Speaker 3: That feels compelled to match. Yeah, it's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's uh, what's an example? What's what's a good analogy.
Speaker 3: Well, those who can't do teach I'm.
Speaker 2: Going to I was gonna say it's like a blind
guy playing guess who. But that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: You would have you would imagine that the blind would
be very bad at that game.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's like, uh, well, I went to school
at musician the Musicians Institute, and a bunch of those
people are obviously failures, and they're teaching us how to
play guitar.
Speaker 2: But getting back to the blind guy playing guests who?
You know what I'm talking about, right, kay?
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I mean how would we even
you know, does your guy have glasses? No, you wouldn't
even know if that would eliminate anything who your person was,
or really even where the little tabs are to not go.
I mean, it would just be a completely I think
I'm getting a little too hung up.
Speaker 4: How about going to college and like going to a
business class and then asking the professor what business did
you own?
Speaker 3: He's like, I never owned a business.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a little bit better, less fun. How many
pots forty two? All right, I'm gonna give this episode
a good amount of pots. I thought it was a
great time, great watch my favorite thing about this episode
and my favorite person of the season, and really every season.
Speaker 3: Can I take a guess? Yeah, of every season?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I changed my mind. Go ahead, keep going.
Speaker 3: Uh okay, I thought you were gonna say Joe.
Speaker 1: No, no, Asia is I just adore Asia. And you
can tell that Asia's good people because one the way
she approaches Joe at the end of the episode, just
like listen.
Speaker 2: Knock it off, knock it off. She just got a
good core.
Speaker 1: But also she was really letting it fly when it
came to Anna, who is just a mongrel who's going
to be unhappy for the rest of her.
Speaker 2: Life, and Asia hates her one hundred pods.
Speaker 3: Great take.
Speaker 4: I agree. I picked out Anna as well. She's a
Russian spy. Oh yeah boy. A true testament to how
guys pick women.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: The two women that have character and are very nice
and potential, let's get rid of them. Let's keep the
girl that's not into me. And Uh is a horrible person.
Speaker 1: I think very shall I think one of the problems
might have been and we're speaking of the elimination of Leah.
Speaker 2: It's a good.
Speaker 1: Bet to say you're a big trumper to a person
who's chartering a yacht might.
Speaker 2: Have misfired on that.
Speaker 3: He said, me too, though.
Speaker 2: Oh did he really? Oh?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Maybe he's like us and he thinks that opera
is just not that impressive.
Speaker 4: Well, I hate opera. If you sing to me like that,
you're out of here. I hate opera.
Speaker 3: That is such a weird I hate it.
Speaker 4: No, and most most people do. Most people do. No,
No one likes it. Get in the comments. We all
hate opera.
Speaker 2: Get in the comments.
Speaker 1: Let us know if you fall find the majesty of
Pavarotti to be something.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of great songs that work out that way.
Speaker 2: But we can do it like anybody can sing opera.
Go ahead, what do it? That's not that wasn't a
good you because you've nailed it before. But like we said,
you're on ozebic now, yeah, I can't say so you
can't sing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little sneefed up. Okay, last thought on this.
Speaker 2: Because we've given our pots, it's time to move on.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's move on.
Speaker 4: It's a it's a new day and we have a
new fresh single sea rat kissy.
Speaker 3: She's on the loose.
Speaker 1: I have a very difficult we have a very difficult
job with Kizzie and with our jobs generally, we're older,
we have children.
Speaker 2: I'd like to think that we're mature.
Speaker 3: We can't. We have female daughters, we can't talk about women.
Speaker 1: I don't want to attack Kizzie or be too harsh
on Kizzie because she's a very very young woman.
Speaker 2: With that being said, yuck, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, the sea rats wake with hangovers, there's dough everywhere,
and it's revealed that Jizzi broke up with Tommy Boy.
Now Jizzy feels remorse, but also.
Speaker 2: Not really.
Speaker 1: She says that the best thing to get over the
best what is it? The best way to get over someone?
Speaker 4: So she shares the news of the breakup with Kermit,
and then we get the cold nature of Kizzie's ability
to dump someone that she's been in a long term
relationship with. Call me crazy, but I think she's one
chromosome away from being a serial killer.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, if a dude said this on camera, we'd say
he's a horrible person.
Speaker 2: Would say he's a disgusting pig.
Speaker 4: As a girl, when she says it, she's a she's
a diva.
Speaker 3: Now she's a freeze.
Speaker 2: She is a diva.
Speaker 1: So Jesse goes up to Joe begins to do the work,
the groundwork. She's laying the grout like a mole. And
Asia is trying to warn the girls about Joe.
Speaker 2: Yes, and this.
Speaker 1: Is why, like, as you grow up a little bit,
you know, my wife and I watch Kizzy break.
Speaker 2: Down in tears and say I hate boys. And you
can laugh about it, right, But.
Speaker 1: When you're that age, your guard is not high enough.
The Mongols can get over the wall very easily. And
Joe is a Mongol. So Joe is in the back
of a van speaking Spanish to a Cuban woman about
how he can.
Speaker 2: See her soul. You don't know this guy.
Speaker 1: If you see caterpillar eyebrows speaking Manish to you about
your soul, run for the hills.
Speaker 2: The walls not high.
Speaker 4: Enough, dyl boy, How am I going to beat this?
Let me just hit it with a bunch of meanwhiles. Yeah, kiss,
he feels out where I'm sorry, Kermit feels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the ozempic.
Speaker 3: Kermit Warren's show. It's the Ozempic. I'm losing it really now.
Speaker 2: You know, it's tough.
Speaker 1: You know, some people in the comments are going to go,
I think it's the buzzballs.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not, it's not. That's a stupid thing to think.
And I'm not even fucking kidding about that. Do you
know the big ones, the big giant buzzballs, the ones
that look like kool aid breaking through a wall. He
could take down four of those and not mess up
like this. Okay, this is the ozempic which by saying
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Speaker 4: Now, by the way, you would have thought she had
a she was holding a sign that said free blowjobs.
What well, because Joe and Max run out there, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you.
Speaker 1: Do ever see that sign, While it may be enticing,
I don't know, it's a little bit like so you'll
buy two tacos for ninety nine cents, but you do
have to think about what's in them.
Speaker 3: Plankton.
Speaker 2: So Jizy hopes that Kathy is a lezie. This is perfect.
Speaker 1: Kathy is she's experienced, she's a chief stew on another boat.
So she's going to go for Jizzy straight out of
the gate, but maybe even Asia. I don't know if
it's gonna come to that, and I don't want that
for Ashia. That's annoying and I don't want Asha to
have to be too confrontational, but it would be good TV.
Speaker 3: Now did she say that? Yeah, Oh she did.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's a chief stump.
Speaker 4: I only well, I know she's the chief stew but
I think she just basically said she's organizing, hard worker.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that she expressed animosity towards Asia or
is gunning for her, but I can see a future.
Speaker 2: We're in them might be a little bit of a
wrinkle in the show.
Speaker 1: Now, Josh is really who is Josh? The cook of
the cook sorry clown boy is really white nighting.
Speaker 2: For the kidsmeister? Okay, he goes, Hey, if she doesn't
want to.
Speaker 1: Do laundry, she can get the fuck out of here. Okay, Hey, Josh,
she is not going to you ever.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 4: Even later in the episode, when I think Kermit asks her,
it's like, who do you want on this boat? And
she says everyone in her mind, she was saying, not
that guy, Ah.
Speaker 2: Josh, Like we spoke about last week, and you were very.
Speaker 1: Rude about Josh last week. Okay, Josh is not a
stea rat type, right. Usually you know the sea rats
that manned this vessel, they go off to the Nathans
and the Joe's right, Josh is an acquired taste. He
is an artist, He's killed people in the past, and
he loves clowns. Now, it's going to take a special woman.
You know, I think would be perfect for you, Anna.
I think Anna and Joshua be perfect. But let's get
to the preference sheet meeting, the preferendship, meaning it's a
single event for six birds.
Speaker 2: Night two, all of the women, six birds. Six birds.
Speaker 3: Why do you call them birds?
Speaker 2: Because the Brits do? Joe? Does you know?
Speaker 1: I can't believe I've got six bits coming on the bit,
all six bits.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the origin of the birds is?
Speaker 2: What I call women birds?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I know that, Yeah I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna need you to fact check immediately.
Speaker 4: So birds are like very mean and they'll attack you
serious and and you gotta watch out for him, and
you got to feed them.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, yeah. Jonesy on Jonesy's juke Box which was
a great radio show.
Speaker 4: He always called them birds, and uh, that's how we
describe him Jones's jukebox, the birds.
Speaker 1: Okay, so, I believe you of your duties, because there's
simply no way.
Speaker 2: That that is the etymology of birds.
Speaker 3: English people call women birds because they're a pain in
the ass and they attack you.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, so, Ai says.
Speaker 5: The use of bird to refer to women in slang
originated in the UK, likely stemming from the Middle English
word bird b u r d, meaning noble woman, which
later evolved and was often confused with the word bird.
Speaker 3: Ai is a mess.
Speaker 2: Ai is a mess. I gotta say so. The guests arrived,
Joe and Amy arrived first. I don't like no, and
I want us talk about it really quickly. Can we
talk about matchmakers for a second.
Speaker 1: To put yourself in a position and in a profession
where you have to interface with these kinds of men
all that like.
Speaker 2: It's just a really bizarre thing to me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna sound like a jerk. But also women thinking
they're going to match up with wealthy people.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, right, it's a cesspool of characters that I
find it odd to insert yourself into that world.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know what the Amy was an epic fail.
Do you see her spill that drink on the stairs
and said kermit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Asia, right now you can ask for a paper
towel sham. Well yeah, so Amy's fine with dinner on
the sun deck.
Speaker 2: Thank you. That's great.
Speaker 1: Kizzie and Kathy talk about Sandy's towel. Don't show that,
don't put that conversation on air. And Joe and Ve
played soccer. They both played soccer. Now, Pat, in terms
of sea rat history, how do we feel about this?
Speaker 2: Does it land on the Sea rat sad scale? Soccer?
Speaker 3: Soccer?
Speaker 2: So I just played it?
Speaker 1: We cut to pictures of them in their uniforms as children.
Where does that rank on sad rats scale?
Speaker 3: Zero? Zero zero?
Speaker 2: Okay, So Joe's.
Speaker 1: Had horrible luck in the past with women and Asia
has had it with the opposite sex that she is
attracted to.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm glad we got there.
Speaker 4: Okay, So h Asia gets to I'm gonna call because
there's two Joe's on this boat, so I have to
differentiate only because Joe, who's forty seven, looks way old
than that.
Speaker 3: He's balding his hair, is flaring up, his skin looks bad.
He's old Joe.
Speaker 2: Okay, old Joe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kermit's asking him questions. Look, here's the deal. He's
two set and ways. And that's the problem that happens
with dudes. They never get settled down, and then they're
forty seven and then they're like, like dating your girl
and she's like, oh, I like Selena Gomez and dudes
like I'm out, you know. So Anyway, Kermit tells a
story on her about her war state, and a guy
poured a bath for her and put dish soap in it.
Speaker 3: And then here, Kouchie, can you shut the fuck up?
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Speaker 4: All right, personal story, yeah with Kermit. I guess her
kouchie hurt because uh, she told the story she was
submerged in Dish Dish Dish show. All right, So I'm fourteen,
I get home, I'm depressed, young age.
Speaker 1: Can I really quickly ask you something? Does this personal
story have to do with your little penis?
Speaker 3: My young way?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't even need to do this, but just
in case people haven't seen the episode, Asha did not
mention her kouchie. She had a rash on her body
because of the dish soap. So now you can talk
about your little penis.
Speaker 3: All right, Fast forward thirty seconds. I'll keep it brief.
I get home.
Speaker 4: I'm really upset with my life. I'm miserable. I'm new
to masturbating. There's nothing around, no lube. I grab dish,
I masturbate with it, and then I fall asleep. I
wake up the next morning with a burning sensation.
Speaker 3: I pull down my pants. My penis looks like Freddy
krug face.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, because it looks like it can attack
people while they're sleeping.
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful out there. No, and I mean
lots of you know, I don't know if this happens
is commonly with women. Women are less monkey like with
their yah self pleasure.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I think most men have experienced some
kind of wrong lipid used to lubricate they're little monkey penises.
I mean you've used a mint lotion, a eucalyptus lotion. Right, No,
I don't masterfight. No, All right, moving on, So V
is flirting a bit with Joe on the job. Well,
v V don't get digmatized. Okay, you're a young pro,
been great on the deck, don't fall for caterpillars. Let's
sit down with Amy and Joe. Though Joe likes confidence,
he doesn't want any stray cats, which begs the question,
what would you call.
Speaker 2: A casting call to come on a.
Speaker 1: Yacht to possibly get hitched with somebody you do not know? Well,
I've gone a fucking straight cat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love because these girls that old Joe's about
to meet, they have substantial resumes. One of them does
make up for red carpets and another one ran over
to a plate of caviar to take a photo of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that wasn't on their CV, and doing makeup
for red carpets is actually a pretty big deal. So God,
we're just gonna have to deal with the symptoms that
arrive on a weekly basis with this stuff. Kizzie nos
V will be upset if she gets with Joe, So
you know that now, Kissie, And you've said I know
it to be true, So we'll see what.
Speaker 2: Happens moving forward.
Speaker 1: We've got Anna, Ashley, Leah, Alisha, Brooke, and Marillie.
Speaker 2: Whoa you you wrote down all the names?
Speaker 1: There were six and you should be shocked because my
notes have been pretty good, no, not good, so it's
it's kind of amazing that I wrote those down.
Speaker 2: We've got one on ones Ashley and Joe. Nothing too eventful.
Speaker 1: Leah sits down with Joe says she's an opera singer
and she performed for Trump.
Speaker 2: I love him. I just love him.
Speaker 1: I would like to see Leah performing opera for Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Because after not that, I thought you did fantastic. It
was it was great. What are you doing later?
Speaker 1: So there's another lady who wants to sail. Then there's
a Brazilian Mariella, and uh Anna sits down to really
put the cherry on top of this shit Sunday she says.
He goes, have you been to Barcelona before? She goes, no,
sadly not. But it's not Centrupe. What are you in
a fucking Hitchcock movie? What are you twenty one years old?
Jesus all right? A couple of nice ladies, couple of
vomit inducing ones, Sea rat history.
Speaker 2: With Max Ah. I love this.
Speaker 1: He does not speak to his parents, he has a
bad relationship with them, so he gets love from friendship.
Speaker 4: Now I understand this I can relate to this, but
with Max, I completely sid with his parents.
Speaker 3: You suck Max? Have you met yourself? Zero points?
Speaker 2: I love Max. He's crazy, but I love him. So Meanwhile, meanwhile, Gus,
he flirts with Joe. She smiles. Oh, she smells like sweat,
and he likes that. I've never got that sweating.
Speaker 3: Oh are you kidding me? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, you know, I watched this movie
called Year recently.
Speaker 1: It was Daniel Craig. He's in Mexico City in the
sixties or seventies. There was an exodus of gay men
in that city at the time.
Speaker 2: I guess he's just going around sweating and sucking cock
for like the entire thing.
Speaker 3: That's the whole book.
Speaker 1: I mean, I turned it off after about an hour.
I was like, what's what's happening here? He's just losing
his mind sucking cock. Anyways, let's get.
Speaker 2: Back to the show.
Speaker 1: The women have dietary restrictions and Max is speaking French
about stuff. Sandy has Leah and or what's her wife's name, Sandy? Yeah,
what's Sandy's wife's name? Le yeah, Leah, So she doesn't
need to play the field. Now we get to a
little sea rat history with Kathy.
Speaker 2: She was a dentist. I think a high gentist, all right, Well,
she was working with teeth. And then also she stepped
onto a soccer field one time, broke her back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who gives a shit? Now cleans toilets for assholes
like Amy? Who gives a ship?
Speaker 3: Zero points?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, that's not zero. She was
told that she might not walk ever again.
Speaker 3: Zero points. You're walking zero points now. Dylan skipped over
Amy spilling that drink on the stairs. It was carpeted.
I don't like that. That's wrong. You you spill a
drink and go uh kermit.
Speaker 2: That's rude, rude, rude, all right.
Speaker 1: So we get to Anna, who says that she's not
here for the guy, She's here for the yacht. She's
going to be unhappy forever. And we get to a
sea red history with Kissie Bellerina strikes. She's uber competitive,
and when she sees somebody like Kathy, even though she
is much more competent and much more skillful at her position,
there is something deep, dark and spawn like inside of
her heart that makes her want to take her down.
Case in point, you have a rip in your ass.
I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 2: Wow, brutal, evil, little kissy.
Speaker 3: Now it was dark. I don't think a lot of
people would notice that Kissie did fair enough.
Speaker 2: Gussie saw that Cathy had ripped her pants.
Speaker 1: And said absolutely nothing to cause her future embarrassment.
Speaker 2: Let's get to dinner.
Speaker 3: Did you catch any of the food?
Speaker 2: Yep, you did. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a summer vegetable risotto with chicken on top
of it, also known as Donovan McNabb Campbell's chunky soup
poured into a fucking bowl with chicken breast on top.
Speaker 2: It was disgusted. Zero pots. Did I catch it?
Speaker 1: Kathy figures there might be something sussed with Kissie because
everyone else.
Speaker 2: Saw her ass. She ripped a beats. So Kathy's on
you know, she understands. She's on watch now. I love Asha.
Speaker 1: She says Anna might be the Antichrist and she belongs
with no one except for Vladimir Putin. This is such
when when people can suss out ickiness and other people
and crystallize it, you know that they're on the right path.
Anna is a perfect vessel for Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 3: Have you meant these people? I have what Icky people
where they're like people.
Speaker 2: But not like I haven't met like the the fucking
bulk and like, oh you haven't. No, No, I've never
encountered that. I don't think that's a that's a weird.
Speaker 3: Twenty two years ago, I was on a movie shoot.
Speaker 4: Can O Reeves was there and this girl because I
constantine No, it was like an independent film.
Speaker 3: I was with a bunch of rich people that were financing.
They're literally bleeding right now, I am anyway, this blonde
Hotcome you.
Speaker 2: Take Kaylin's rag place and wipe the blood off.
Speaker 4: Where I'm fine, I belied. Let me tell this great story.
So this girl walks up to me and she's like,
can we hang out later? And I'm like of course,
and I'm like, we exchange numbers and then she finds out,
like I think an hour later that I am not.
Speaker 3: A billionaire or millionaire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she does not call me an hour later.
I was a hangar with thee that had.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you really quickly about GLP ones
and uh taking them when you literally do not have
enough fat to take them. Now, this is anecdotal, but
from my vantage, it looks like it starts feasting on
your flesh and your bones and blood starts to pour
out of I mean, he, I think is being mummified
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Speaker 2: My God. Leah sings opera once again.
Speaker 1: This is It's not quite as bad as somebody pulling
out an acoustic guitar, but I'm still uncomfortable. I'm still uncomfortable,
and I hope it doesn't last longer than thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: See, I just did it, Kleen. Was that good? Now?
Speaker 3: I kind of agreed with Anna, like, look at your phone.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, just go oh, I've got it.
I've got a group on like.
Speaker 3: A group living spaces, living social a deal.
Speaker 2: Here, all right.
Speaker 1: So Anna takes a few photos with Max. She says
he's not even hot. I don't know what I'm doing here.
And two people are going to be leaving tomorrow. Now
you would think it would be Anna, No, it is
not Anna. Kizzy begins to speak to the to Joe,
but it's edited in a way that the the the
sound and the proclamations kind of boomerang through the crew mass,
mainly hitting the the the fucking fucking pigs on this belt, Max, Joe, Josh,
I'll perk up. When Kizzie says that she is single
and she wants to get drunk because she is single,
I think she implies that fucking is her favorite pastime, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll just let you take this, all right.
Speaker 4: Next morning, talking Amy and Joe chat, he picks uh
like a true idiot.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, old Joe. Ditch to the old bitches. Who's
staying Alicia and Marlea.
Speaker 2: Uh, those girls are hot.
Speaker 3: He dumps Leah and Brooke and then uh, I think
Joe's heartbreaking ways are whispered apart the boat.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm not. It's not even Caitlin's laughing. This
is blood coming from This is not funny video.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: This is really really not good. All right. I need
you to get it together.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, you're bleeding and you're saying this is
this has been your commentary on the episode recently.
Speaker 2: He keeps Alicia and Marlea. They're hot. He gets rid
of the old bitches and you're bleeding not to not
to say I I've had bad notes before too fine. Anyways,
all right, so we rise for the next day. We
get a perfect docking and then we drop the guillotine.
Speaker 1: So Brooke and Leah have been have been let go,
and Asia is confused as hell because she hates Anna.
And I'm wondering if the Sea Routs are going to
get involved here. I'm wondering if Asia is going to
go up to old Joe and go you, why is
your skin so flaky? And also I have to tell
you something. Anna is not here for you. Okay, is
not here for you.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Anna went to can with someone that she did not
know and her tits were out on the red carpet.
Speaker 2: Thank you for that story. That's great.
Speaker 1: So we go on an activity with Kizzie and Joe.
We do mosaic artwork, which I thought was really cute.
Speaker 3: I would love to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lovely little time. And I gotta say
Joe's boat is actually pretty good. And when we take
our van right back, that is when Kizzy says, dick
is my favorite pastime. Now we'll wrap the episode with
Asha telling Joe that you cannot do this, okay if
you want to shag everybody, she said, shag black and blue,
which is like Jesus Christ, I mean, what kind of
fucking ferocious love making is that? But if you want
to do that, that's fine, just do not fuck with
the dynamics of the boat and fair enough. If I
was a betting man, I would say there is almost
zero percent chance that Joe is not going to do that.
Speaker 2: But we'll see. Next week. Looks like a bit of
a banger kiss.
Speaker 1: He's going to be making out with Maximilian and Kathy's
gonna be pissed off about it. Looks like we're finally
going to get a gest dating ball of snakes. And
are you going to still be on ozempic next week?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, do you have anything that you want to
and the audience and the episode with uh.
Speaker 3: Putting me on the spot here?
Speaker 2: I do you have a fun weekend going planned?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I had a great time in a great episode.
Speaker 2: No, but this weekend and you're doing anything fun Disneyland?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: He's going to pat at Disneyland on ozempic. Should be
a really fun thing to witness. I hope that you've logged.
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