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<v Speaker 1>Ni, Welcome to Dear Nikki, and welcome to the final

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Niki of twenty twenty five. It's New Year's Eve.

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<v Speaker 1>This champagne is chilling, the light so low, and you

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous perverts have outdone yourselves. Tonight We're closing out our

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<v Speaker 1>year with four scorching confessions that remind us how beautifully

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<v Speaker 1>messy love, lust and trust can get when we run wild,

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<v Speaker 1>get comfortable, lock the door, and maybe slide a hand

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<v Speaker 1>where it feels good. Because some of these stories are

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<v Speaker 1>pure fire coming out today. A devoted wife whose husband's

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<v Speaker 1>handed her a hall pass when his body couldn't keep up.

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<v Speaker 1>And the forbidden weekend of her girlfriend's twenty year old

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<v Speaker 1>son that still makes her soaker sheets six years later.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple celebrating their twenty fifth anniversary and fucket who

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<v Speaker 1>The one in my ass came first, hip snapping, flooding

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<v Speaker 1>Each week, I read out letters and emails from listeners

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<v Speaker 1>work with before we dive in. I've got a question

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<v Speaker 1>from a listener who wrote in this week. Hey, Nikki,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife and I have been together twelve years. Lately

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<v Speaker 1>we've been fantasizing about her sleeping with another man while

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<v Speaker 1>I watch or wait for details afterwards. We're both excited

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<v Speaker 1>by the idea, but nervous about actually taking the first step.

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<v Speaker 1>How do we find someone safe, respectful, and actually attractive?

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<v Speaker 1>Apps feel scary, bars feel random. Any advice from you

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<v Speaker 1>or your listeners on how to dip the toe in

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<v Speaker 1>without regretting it? I know that I actually get this

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<v Speaker 1>question a lot actually, and I always say in this case,

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<v Speaker 1>it's always better in numbers. So go to a local munch,

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<v Speaker 1>a meet and greet somewhere where there's other things going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I met was at a party once with a group,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was telling me how he gets newbies involved

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<v Speaker 1>as like the bowling alley thing that they actually show

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<v Speaker 1>they do other things besides just flirt and slap, so

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<v Speaker 1>it would be a nice feeling. And there are apps

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<v Speaker 1>out there, but I've actually found it better for like

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<v Speaker 1>in groups, like you can like if you know someone

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<v Speaker 1>that sometimes we start over. Sometimes in Facebook our app

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<v Speaker 1>stages or Twitter, Instagram, not really Instagram, but Twitter and Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>There are groups out there that are in the local

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<v Speaker 1>area or that you can just get out. And I

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<v Speaker 1>know on Facebook you can ask anonymously. I'm part of

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<v Speaker 1>some groups and I've seen tons of anonymous questions go

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<v Speaker 1>in and you can hear all kinds of voices, which

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<v Speaker 1>is great. And actually going to an event, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys know, I've been to event plans this

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<v Speaker 1>year yet, but I've been to plenty of meet and

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<v Speaker 1>greets to know that even me being not a swinger,

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<v Speaker 1>being able to talk to those people and just hear

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<v Speaker 1>the stories. I think that's a good way to start,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because then you'll know if you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>ready or you're just dipping your toe into it without

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<v Speaker 1>you know, any major damage done or could damage be.

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<v Speaker 1>I should say, it's kind of like trying food for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time. You take a little bit to try,

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<v Speaker 1>and then if you want more, you go for more,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you're not ready, maybe you just do a

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<v Speaker 1>little more. You know, you're just kind of yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I need to have that again, or you know, or

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<v Speaker 1>clone or perfume anything like that. Right, So I suggest

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<v Speaker 1>instead of just jumping and plunging into the deep end

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<v Speaker 1>and being completely nervous and in just not working, I

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<v Speaker 1>suggest you go out and find some like minded people

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<v Speaker 1>like yourself and see where it goes. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to do anything at these events, but it's nice to

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<v Speaker 1>connect to other couples and it meets some friends or

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<v Speaker 1>even just like minded people, and you'll hear their ups

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<v Speaker 1>and downs. But that's where I would take this and now,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's become a tradition on the show, or at

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<v Speaker 1>least stay staple. Here's your New Year's Eve, dirty sounding

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<v Speaker 1>redtal listen close I'm long and hard when I'm young,

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<v Speaker 1>but I soften with age and repeated use. You grip

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<v Speaker 1>me tight in your hand, slim me back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>until I spit. I leave a dark mark wherever I go.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes wives hand me to strangers so they can sign

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<v Speaker 1>their name on their skin for their husbands to see later.

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<v Speaker 1>When am I think about it, I'll give you the

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<v Speaker 1>answer at the end of the show. And yes, it's

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<v Speaker 1>clean well coming for me mostly to night. We're kicking

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<v Speaker 1>off with a classic hot wife tale that's been running

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<v Speaker 1>for years. A traveling life, a simple rule, a phone call,

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<v Speaker 1>a sharpie, and a husband at home losing his mind

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<v Speaker 1>in the very best way. So light those candles, pour

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<v Speaker 1>something strong, and let's ring in twenty twenty six, the

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Niggie Way, unfiltered, unashamed, and unbelievably turned on. So

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<v Speaker 1>sit back, relax, have some whisky with some filthy cherries,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, and let's explore those erotic fantasies from people

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<v Speaker 1>just like you and me, Dear Nigie. I've been a

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<v Speaker 1>quiet listener for years, always tuning in late at night

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<v Speaker 1>when the house is asleep. Your show has made me

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<v Speaker 1>feel less alone in some of my secret thoughts. So

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<v Speaker 1>to night, on Decemmer twenty ninth, twenty twenty five, I

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<v Speaker 1>decided to finally ride in and confess something I've never

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<v Speaker 1>told a single soul, not my girl friend's, not even

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<v Speaker 1>my husband, in full detail. This happened back in twenty nineteen,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's still the hottest, most forbidden memory I carry.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thirty eight then married eighteen years to a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful man of six years older than me. We had

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<v Speaker 1>two great kids, a solid life, and I loved him deeply,

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<v Speaker 1>still do more than ever. But around the time he

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<v Speaker 1>turned forty three, his body started betraying him. D crept

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<v Speaker 1>in and no matter what we tried, sex became rare

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<v Speaker 1>and well unsatisfying For me. I'd hit my sexual prime,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was aching for the kind of deep, hard

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<v Speaker 1>fucking that I hadn't felt in years. One night, I

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<v Speaker 1>sat him down, tears in my eyes and told him

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<v Speaker 1>how frustrated I was. I expected anger or hurt, but

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<v Speaker 1>he just held me and said, you deserve pleasure. If

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<v Speaker 1>I gave you a hale pass, just once or as

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<v Speaker 1>many times as you need, would you still come home

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<v Speaker 1>to me? Would you still be mine? I cried harder,

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<v Speaker 1>told him that I'd never leave him and that he

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<v Speaker 1>was my heart. He kissed my forehead and said, then

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<v Speaker 1>go find what you need, baby, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>be happy. That night, he went to sleep early, and

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<v Speaker 1>I stayed up, mind racing. Where would I even find

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<v Speaker 1>some one? I didn't want apps or bars, too risky.

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<v Speaker 1>I ended up on my phone scrolling porn to take

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<v Speaker 1>the edge off. One video stopped me cold. Young guys

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<v Speaker 1>fuck older women hardcore. Watching that strong, eager, twenty something

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<v Speaker 1>pound a curvy woman my age senseless, I came harder

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<v Speaker 1>than I had in years. Right then I knew I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted a younger man. I wanted that energy, that stamina,

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<v Speaker 1>that big hard cock that would rack me in the way.

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<v Speaker 1>It took me five months before the opportunity knocked. Mid July,

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<v Speaker 1>I was at my girlfriend's Lisa's house for wine and

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<v Speaker 1>mom talk with a few friends. Lisa got a gorgeous pole,

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<v Speaker 1>but the only one working bathroom inside. The other was

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<v Speaker 1>being remodeled. Nature called, but one of the girls got

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<v Speaker 1>hit with a stomach bug and camped in there. Lisa

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<v Speaker 1>told me to use the pool house bathroom. I had

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<v Speaker 1>it out back and noticed the pool water still rippling,

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<v Speaker 1>like someone had just climbed out, but I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>much of it. I opened the poolhouse bathroom door fast,

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<v Speaker 1>too fast, and there he was Lisa's twenty year old son, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>fresh from a swim, completely naked, toweling off. My eyes

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<v Speaker 1>went straight to his clock, even solved. It was hung

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<v Speaker 1>long and thick, heavier than anything I had ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>I stared for a solid three seconds before slamming the

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<v Speaker 1>door shut, muttering sorry. He opened a crack, smiling and

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<v Speaker 1>said it's okay, Miss Shelley Eipede, who went back to

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<v Speaker 1>wine and acted normal. But that image burned into my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>My husband was out of town that night, and I

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<v Speaker 1>laid in bed replaying it. Andrew young heavy cock, the

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<v Speaker 1>way it swayed. I touched myself until I soaked the sheets,

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<v Speaker 1>whispering his name, even though I knew it was wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>He was my friend's son. The next day, I messaged

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<v Speaker 1>him on Facebook, just casual at first. We talked for weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>He promised not to tell his mom. Then he confessed

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<v Speaker 1>he been crushing on me since he was younger. He

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<v Speaker 1>jerked off watching me swim with his mom, loving my

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<v Speaker 1>thick legs, big double d tips, and my soft tummy.

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<v Speaker 1>The way my swimsuit hugged my fat ass. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>he adored every curve of my full blown mom bod.

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<v Speaker 1>I was floored and instantly wet. I asked what we

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<v Speaker 1>should do about it? He said, invite me over the

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<v Speaker 1>next time your husband's away. I checked the calendar, saw

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<v Speaker 1>an upcoming business trip, and invited him for a whole weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked, laughed, night fell He showered, then walked in

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<v Speaker 1>out in the mouth watering bulge. He caught me staring

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<v Speaker 1>and grinned everything. Okay, miss Shelley, mind if I walk

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<v Speaker 1>go upstairs, miss Shelley. I took his hand and led

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<v Speaker 1>this is where I fuck you. My pussy flooded. He

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<v Speaker 1>my panties. God, you're so tight, I laughed. My husband's

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<v Speaker 1>I never felt anything like it, I moaned into the

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<v Speaker 1>that gorgeous cock, thick, long, rock hard and gave him

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<v Speaker 1>the sloppiest, most eager blow job of my life. I

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<v Speaker 1>and stretched me wide, every vein every ridge. I felt

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<v Speaker 1>it all. His hip slammed against my ass, powerful or lineless.

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<v Speaker 1>His hand squeezed my tits, and the other slid down

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<v Speaker 1>in first time. Other pushed a finger in my ass

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<v Speaker 1>while he fucked me. I came hard, clinching around him,

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<v Speaker 1>and seconds later he throbbed and exploded, pumping rope after

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday alone, harder and dirtier each time, Missionary doggy me,

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<v Speaker 1>riding him until my thighs burned, my mouth, my ass. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he took that too, slow and careful, until I begged

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<v Speaker 1>for more. By Sunday night, every hole was sore, claimed

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<v Speaker 1>dripping with him. I'd never been used so thoroughly. He lest.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday evening, we hugg good by like nothing wild had happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had him again. Just that one secret weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband came home. I greeted him with fresh sheets

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<v Speaker 1>and a huge smile, and our marriage stayed rock solid.

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<v Speaker 1>He never asked for details, just help me tighter, knowing

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<v Speaker 1>I was satisfied. Nikki. I know most stories have the

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<v Speaker 1>husband watching, but mine was sollow and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect that way. I got the young and hung lover

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<v Speaker 1>I craved kept the man I love and carry the filthiest,

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<v Speaker 1>sweetest memories that still make me wet six years later.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies in open minded husbands, if you're in your prime

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<v Speaker 1>and your partner can't quite keep up, talk really talk,

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<v Speaker 1>you might be surprised how much love can stretch. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for letting me finally say it out loud. Call me,

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Shelley. If you read this, you're devoted listener, a

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<v Speaker 1>very grateful and still very married wife. Well, hello, Miss Shelley,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? Something like this is very big, and

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you, Miss Shelley, to talk, really talk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not meant for everybody. It can get messy and complicated,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hate to bring the world, real world into

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<v Speaker 1>if I can talk today, but it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It can and it can take time for that decision

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<v Speaker 1>to be made. I'm glad you took yours. You just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kind of just fell into your lap. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>house doores to find a sexy tell me something year

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<v Speaker 1>old stud or stud out there. Yeah, so here's my question. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>even still very very long ago, are you still masturbating

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<v Speaker 1>to it? And did you ever tell the full details?

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<v Speaker 1>Did your husband? I mean, did he ever ask questions

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<v Speaker 1>or does he like maybe? I mean, even though it's

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<v Speaker 1>a it sounds like it's a set unset thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering if he gets off to it in some

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<v Speaker 1>way when he can get the juices flowing in his

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<v Speaker 1>own time. I wondered if that drives it a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know that, Miss Shelley, you're in the studs

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<v Speaker 1>spank bank. Even to this day, I can guarantee you are.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably maybe even called a fun sex line and

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<v Speaker 1>told someone all about it. Those calls were quite frequent

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<v Speaker 1>in my day on the line. So yeah, I do

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<v Speaker 1>think that it you're still in his bank bank. Ladies

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<v Speaker 1>and gents, if you had a home pass right, we're

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<v Speaker 1>in open relationship and you were at somebody's house and

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<v Speaker 1>the door just fell open or you stumbled into the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong room or whatever the situation is. Wud you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he would be younger in my story,

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<v Speaker 1>but we all know what happens here, right, It's the

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<v Speaker 1>yes for me. If he's silver Fox, that is dear

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<v Speaker 1>nigh happy news. I'm sitting here with a glass of

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<v Speaker 1>Champaigne reflecting on the wildest New Year's memory of my

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<v Speaker 1>wife than I had ever had. It actually happened a

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<v Speaker 1>few years ago, right around the corner from New Year's

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<v Speaker 1>our twenty fifth wedding anniversary trip to Thailand in late December.

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<v Speaker 1>We planned it as a once in a lifetime celebration

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<v Speaker 1>island hop it around Fucket, and it turned into something

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<v Speaker 1>we never expected. We're both in our early fifties now.

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<v Speaker 1>Jane and I have always had a great sex life,

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<v Speaker 1>but in twenty five years we'd never been with anyone else,

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<v Speaker 1>not once. We weren't looking for anything crazy. We just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted sun, sea and each other. One night we ended

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<v Speaker 1>up in a small expat town on the east coast

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<v Speaker 1>of Fucket. We wandered into the roadside beer bar, newish place,

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<v Speaker 1>no bar, girls, just locals foreigners having drinks. There was

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<v Speaker 1>even a dance ball in the middle of nobody was using.

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<v Speaker 1>As the night got later, people started drifting away, and

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<v Speaker 1>this attractive couple came over to introduce themselves, Nick and Tracy.

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<v Speaker 1>They were maybe late forties, fit, tanned, super friendly, and

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<v Speaker 1>of years earlier. We chatted near the front of the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy was flirty in that fun, harmless way, and Nick

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<v Speaker 1>was easy going. Eventually, Nick wandered down to a quieter

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<v Speaker 1>end of the bar, still in sight. Jane got a

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<v Speaker 1>little bored with my deep conversation about expat life, so

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<v Speaker 1>we went over to talk about him. About twenty minutes later,

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<v Speaker 1>I glanced across the room and saw Jane standing close

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<v Speaker 1>to Nick, shifting her weight, kind of squirming. If I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know better, I'd have sworn he'd put his hand

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<v Speaker 1>up her skirt. I caught her eye and smiled. She

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<v Speaker 1>looked flushed, but didn't pull away. Then Tracy announced she

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<v Speaker 1>needed the bathroom and headed around back. Jane rushed over

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<v Speaker 1>to me, eyes wide, whispering, they's swingers and yes, he

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<v Speaker 1>was fingering me right there at the ball. I nodded

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<v Speaker 1>toward the bathroom and said, go talk to Tracy. My

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<v Speaker 1>heart was pounding. I walked back there just as Tracy

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<v Speaker 1>She smiled and didn't deny it, and asked if we'd

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<v Speaker 1>ever played with another couple. Instead of answering with words,

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<v Speaker 1>I leaned in and kissed her. She kissed back hard,

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<v Speaker 1>grabbing my hand and pushed it straight down the front

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<v Speaker 1>of her shorts. No panties. She was already soaked. I

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<v Speaker 1>slid a finger along her lips, than inside, whose shoe

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<v Speaker 1>was warm, dripping already. We heard footsteps and jumped apart,

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<v Speaker 1>straightening clothes, just in time. It was only Jane, Thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>The three of us had a quick, exciting whisper chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy asked if we wanted to come back to their apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>We looked at each other, hearts racing, and said yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Half hour later we were back in their place. The

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom was small, cozy. Nick didn't waste time. He had

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<v Speaker 1>Jane on the bed in minutes, skirts up, nickers off,

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<v Speaker 1>fingers working her again, and I took it slower, with

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy and dressing her piece by piece, Her doing the

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<v Speaker 1>same to me, stropped her knees and took me deep

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<v Speaker 1>into her mouth, hot wet, taking almost my full length.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was going to lose it right there.

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<v Speaker 1>I glanced over and saw Nick had Jane's legs spread wide,

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<v Speaker 1>fingering her hard. Suddenly she started squirting. Fluid sprang everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>soaking his hand and the sheets. Jane's escort her when

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<v Speaker 1>she's really turned on, but I rarely seen it that intense.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't wait any longer. I lifted Tracy, bent her

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<v Speaker 1>over the edge of the bed right next to them,

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<v Speaker 1>sprat her legs, ran my fingers through her soak pussy,

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<v Speaker 1>then slid inside her in one slow push. She gasped outloud.

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<v Speaker 1>We were both facing Jane and Nick, watching them while

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<v Speaker 1>I started thrusting deep. Tracy's moans got louder and louder,

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<v Speaker 1>until she came hard, squirting all over my cock and thighs,

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<v Speaker 1>warm fluid running down both of us. That pushed me

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<v Speaker 1>over the edge. I pumped faster her, then buried myself

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<v Speaker 1>deep and unloaded inside her, coming harder than I ye

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<v Speaker 1>had in years. We collapsed together, my cock still inside her,

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<v Speaker 1>her pussy pulsing. I kept rubbing her clip and she

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<v Speaker 1>squirted again, gushing over my hand. Meanwhile, poor Nick had

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<v Speaker 1>too much alcohol, couldn't get hard at all. Jane was frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>She really wanted to feel a new clock inside her.

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<v Speaker 1>That night, they finished with just hands. We all dressed

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<v Speaker 1>and set our warm goodbyes and headed back to our hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>On the walk home, Jan and I couldn't stop laughing

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<v Speaker 1>and talking about how surreal it was. The second our

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room clicked shut, I threw her on the bed,

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<v Speaker 1>yanked her nickers off, and slid into her. She was

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<v Speaker 1>still swollen and wet from everything. We fucked like teenagers

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<v Speaker 1>were claiming each other, both buzzing from the night Nikki.

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<v Speaker 1>We went into that trip a complete blea monogamous couple

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<v Speaker 1>celebrating twenty five years. We came out having shared our

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<v Speaker 1>first and so far only experience with another couple. Totally spontaneous,

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<v Speaker 1>totally consensual, totally hot. It didn't hurt us. If anything,

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<v Speaker 1>it brought us closer. We still talk about it when

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<v Speaker 1>we want to get each other worked up. Tracy and

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<v Speaker 1>Nick became a sexy secret memory we carry into every

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<v Speaker 1>new year. So here's to twenty twenty six, maybe full

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<v Speaker 1>of surprises, trust and pleasure for everyone listening thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>giving us a safe place to confess. Nikki, Happy New Year.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a longtime listener, a very satisfied and still married man. Well, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>very satisfied. How are we before we because I have questions?

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<v Speaker 1>But you should know that not all countries allow swinging

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<v Speaker 1>or experimenting outside your marital conviction. So please, if we

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<v Speaker 1>we are going to go to countries, make sure we

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<v Speaker 1>rate up on the sex laws before we go. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>quote me, and I could be wrong. I heard it

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<v Speaker 1>from another podcast that travel the world doing these things,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that's one of the countries, but I

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<v Speaker 1>could be wrong. So again, if we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>travel to some of these Asian exotic areas, please read

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<v Speaker 1>the rules. Their prisons are not as cozy as ours,

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<v Speaker 1>and ours aren't somewhere I want to have a day

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<v Speaker 1>beach vacation at so do that because I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to lease you guys as a listener. I don't

413
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<v Speaker 1>know if to let you listen to me in prison,

414
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<v Speaker 1>and do you want to listen to me in prison?

415
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That's a place. I don't know if

416
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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to me in prison, let me know. I

417
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<v Speaker 1>really do want to know okay, I have so many questions.

418
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<v Speaker 1>You know, you got to talk. I guess you know.

419
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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's interesting to me how couples will have

420
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<v Speaker 1>that look, that look of what's the word I'm looking

421
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<v Speaker 1>for her trust? But it's a non verbal okay, And

422
00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:09.599
<v Speaker 1>you do get that with any kind of relationship, even

423
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<v Speaker 1>be friendship, you know over the years where you do

424
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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is look and no, yeah,

425
00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:19.319
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, yeah, they're okay with this. If you

426
00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:24.279
<v Speaker 1>got nonverbal Q, would you go for it? I don't

427
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<v Speaker 1>know if I would the first time I am. I

428
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<v Speaker 1>am one of those that kind of have to be reassured,

429
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<v Speaker 1>especially if we have never talked about it, and I

430
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<v Speaker 1>you know, I would have to have the yeah, go

431
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<v Speaker 1>for it, you know, but I think I but we have,

432
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<v Speaker 1>so I think I would know that non verbal QUE.

433
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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been in a bar ladies and been fingered?

434
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<v Speaker 1>I haven't and I've never been to fuck it. I

435
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<v Speaker 1>hope I pronounced that town right, I really did. If not,

436
00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:59.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, I'm sorry I had to. Yeah. If you

437
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<v Speaker 1>go to a bar got fingered while your partner flirted

438
00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:07.119
<v Speaker 1>with their partner, I want to know, and would you

439
00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:10.200
<v Speaker 1>do it. I'm on the fence on this one because

440
00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:12.279
<v Speaker 1>it was really hot and I want to say us so.

441
00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I would have to be there in

442
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<v Speaker 1>the moment, but yeah, probably us. Dear Nikki, Happy almost Nars.

443
00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting in a quiet house. My wife is taking

444
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:27.359
<v Speaker 1>a nap after last night's late celebration. The holidays have

445
00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:30.920
<v Speaker 1>me feeling reflective. I figured there's no better time than

446
00:27:31.000 --> 00:27:34.039
<v Speaker 1>right now, right at the edge of a brand new year,

447
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:38.000
<v Speaker 1>to finally confess what happened the weekend before last. It

448
00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:42.039
<v Speaker 1>is the wildest, most unexpected thing that's ever happened in

449
00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.680
<v Speaker 1>our eight year marriage, and honestly, neither of us have

450
00:27:45.839 --> 00:27:49.680
<v Speaker 1>ever been with anyone else before that night. My wife,

451
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Emily is twenty nine, tiny, five one, one hundred and

452
00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:56.799
<v Speaker 1>eighteen pounds, shoulder lings, brown hair, my kind of natural

453
00:27:56.799 --> 00:28:00.160
<v Speaker 1>beauty that turns heads without trying. I'm thirty eight and

454
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:03.119
<v Speaker 1>my best friend since high school. J J is also

455
00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:06.920
<v Speaker 1>thirty eight. We've known each other forever. Emily met him

456
00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:10.119
<v Speaker 1>and his ex wife through me back when we were dating.

457
00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:13.079
<v Speaker 1>JJ moved out of state years ago, but he still

458
00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:15.920
<v Speaker 1>comes through town on business every now and then and

459
00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:19.599
<v Speaker 1>crashes at our place for the weekend. He's always been respectful,

460
00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>never cross the line, but he's never hidden how attractive

461
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:26.960
<v Speaker 1>he finds Emily. Over the years, he's told me things like, man,

462
00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:31.119
<v Speaker 1>you're so fucking lucky, or I can't even imagine what

463
00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:33.119
<v Speaker 1>it'd be like to have someone as hot as your wife.

464
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:36.559
<v Speaker 1>I've caught him looking, especially when she's in tight jeans

465
00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:40.880
<v Speaker 1>or yoga pants, but it's always just appreciation, never creepy.

466
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:43.880
<v Speaker 1>He went through a brutal divorce last year and we

467
00:28:43.960 --> 00:28:47.000
<v Speaker 1>hadn't seen him since. He still wears his wedding ring

468
00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:51.359
<v Speaker 1>even though it's over. That's the back story. He rolled

469
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:53.880
<v Speaker 1>into town on the weekend before last. His birthday was

470
00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>that Saturday. We gave him the guest room as usual.

471
00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Friday night, we went out to dinner, had drinks. Emily

472
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:04.880
<v Speaker 1>drove sticking the two glasses like always back home, JAJ

473
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.559
<v Speaker 1>and I kept drinking and talking. I teased him out

474
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:11.839
<v Speaker 1>his birthday present, a nice engraved knife we'd actually bought him.

475
00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>He laughed and then pretty drunk blurted out, oh, I

476
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:18.799
<v Speaker 1>don't know, maybe a night with your hot wife. We

477
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:21.680
<v Speaker 1>all cracked off. He waved it off and said, can't

478
00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:24.799
<v Speaker 1>blame mcgrant ie from dreaming and then stumbled off to bed.

479
00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:27.960
<v Speaker 1>The next afternoon, we gave him the knife and the cake.

480
00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:31.839
<v Speaker 1>He loved both hugged his tight. He had a business

481
00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:34.440
<v Speaker 1>to handle that afternoon, so he left for a few hours.

482
00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:37.559
<v Speaker 1>While I was gone, Emily and I started joking about

483
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:40.720
<v Speaker 1>what he said the night before. I half jokingly said

484
00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:44.039
<v Speaker 1>it'd be hilarious to brank him, pretend she's going to

485
00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:47.599
<v Speaker 1>give him herself for his birthday. She laughed, but then

486
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:49.680
<v Speaker 1>said it'd be cruel to tease a guy who had

487
00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>been through so much. I agreed. Then maybe ten minutes later,

488
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:58.119
<v Speaker 1>she got quiet and said, what if we did it

489
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:03.160
<v Speaker 1>for real? I froze, Are you kidding? She shrugged, cheek's pink.

490
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:06.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's been through a hell of a divorce

491
00:30:06.920 --> 00:30:10.200
<v Speaker 1>and I've always thought he was really good looking. What

492
00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:13.279
<v Speaker 1>do you think? At first? I said no way, but

493
00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:16.359
<v Speaker 1>the idea warmed its O Hayenne, the thought of seeing

494
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:19.799
<v Speaker 1>j J's face when she walked in, the shock, and yeah,

495
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:23.079
<v Speaker 1>if I'm honest, the twisted thrill of giving her to

496
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:26.559
<v Speaker 1>him for one night. We talked it through carefully, and

497
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:29.039
<v Speaker 1>she said she'd only do it if I was one

498
00:30:29.119 --> 00:30:33.319
<v Speaker 1>hundred percent. Okay, we agreed. Once it started, she had

499
00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:37.359
<v Speaker 1>to finish. No bailing Cottamn talk made me tense, but

500
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>she hates them. J J hasn't dated since the divorced.

501
00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:45.599
<v Speaker 1>We figured he's clean, sattin, she's on the pill. I

502
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:49.799
<v Speaker 1>swallowed hard and said, okay, no condom. That night, he

503
00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:52.559
<v Speaker 1>came back around seven eight with us, and then said

504
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:55.240
<v Speaker 1>he was hitting the gem. While he was gone, Emily

505
00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>took a long bath, shaved everything smooth, did her hair

506
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.640
<v Speaker 1>and a little make up, and waited our bedroom in

507
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:04.480
<v Speaker 1>a robe. JJ got back at nine, showered, came downstairs

508
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:07.839
<v Speaker 1>and boxers. We talked a bit. He asked where Emily was.

509
00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:11.279
<v Speaker 1>I said she had essential baths and gone to bed early.

510
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>He grinned, tut'res so lucky. Round ten. I said good night,

511
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:18.960
<v Speaker 1>and he added to his guest room. Our salt lamp

512
00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:21.960
<v Speaker 1>in there gives just enough warm light to see silhouettes.

513
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I went to get Emily. She dropped her nightgown, stood

514
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:29.599
<v Speaker 1>naked for a second, then slipped on the robe. I

515
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:33.400
<v Speaker 1>asked one last time she was sure. She nodded. I

516
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 1>warned her. J J had always bragged about big nine

517
00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:38.039
<v Speaker 1>inches and I had seen it in the locker room.

518
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:41.759
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't lying. She laughed nervously, took a sip of water,

519
00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:45.880
<v Speaker 1>and said, okay, let's go. I walked her down the hall.

520
00:31:46.200 --> 00:31:49.240
<v Speaker 1>She hung a back a step. I knocked, Hey, j

521
00:31:49.400 --> 00:31:54.240
<v Speaker 1>j Yeah, come in. I stepped inside. Emily has one

522
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>more birthday present for you. She walked in, stood in

523
00:31:57.440 --> 00:31:59.960
<v Speaker 1>front of him. He was sitting on the bed. Untied

524
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:03.480
<v Speaker 1>the belt and let the rope fall. She was completely bare.

525
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Jejay's jaw dropped. He looked at me, then at her,

526
00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:10.839
<v Speaker 1>and me again. No way, you guys are fucking with me.

527
00:32:11.279 --> 00:32:14.559
<v Speaker 1>Quit messing around. She didn't say a word. Jes pushed

528
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:16.720
<v Speaker 1>him back on the bed and yanked his boxers off.

529
00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:21.880
<v Speaker 1>He was already raw, hard, honestly nine inches thick. I

530
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:25.039
<v Speaker 1>fumbled my phone on to the dresser, propped it against

531
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:28.119
<v Speaker 1>the vase, and hit record. She climbed on, kissing him,

532
00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:32.039
<v Speaker 1>sliding down on to him slowly. I asked, believe it now.

533
00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:35.319
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't really talk any more. He just moaned. She

534
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:38.400
<v Speaker 1>wrote him the whole time, maybe thirty minutes. He came

535
00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:42.519
<v Speaker 1>inside her three times. Her moans were raw, real, nothing

536
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:45.839
<v Speaker 1>but porn. I couldn't handle it. I stepped out of

537
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:48.559
<v Speaker 1>the room maybe ten seconds in, and then again a

538
00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:51.720
<v Speaker 1>couple more times. It was overwhelming to hear her like that,

539
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>so into it. Near the end, I came back in.

540
00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Right after I walked through the door, he came in

541
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:01.519
<v Speaker 1>her again. You could hear it in her gasp. When

542
00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:03.720
<v Speaker 1>it was over, she climbed off, seeming running down her

543
00:33:03.759 --> 00:33:06.480
<v Speaker 1>legs all the way to her feet. I've never seen

544
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:09.519
<v Speaker 1>anything like that. She looked back to him, smiled softly,

545
00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:13.440
<v Speaker 1>and said, Happy birthday. Jay. I met her in the hall.

546
00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:16.920
<v Speaker 1>She was shaky, exhausted. We went to a room, she showered,

547
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:19.680
<v Speaker 1>and we crashed. She promised we'd have our time in

548
00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:22.640
<v Speaker 1>a few days when she's recovered. The next morning, we

549
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:26.200
<v Speaker 1>all acted Norman breakfast, so I'll talk. He leapt early

550
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>for his drive home. It was surreal, Nikky. We've been

551
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:32.319
<v Speaker 1>faithful to each other for eight years. Neither of us

552
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:36.400
<v Speaker 1>had ever been with anyone else. This just happened. It

553
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:39.000
<v Speaker 1>wasn't planned for months. He came out of one drunken

554
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:44.319
<v Speaker 1>joke and moment of boldness. I'm still processing it. Jealousy, arousal, pride,

555
00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:47.480
<v Speaker 1>all mixed together. Emily says she's glad we did it,

556
00:33:47.799 --> 00:33:49.799
<v Speaker 1>that it felt good to make Ja Jay feel wanted

557
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:54.200
<v Speaker 1>after everything he'd been through. She also said the size difference,

558
00:33:54.359 --> 00:33:57.359
<v Speaker 1>She's tiny, he's six four, two hundred and fifty was

559
00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:00.440
<v Speaker 1>an wasn't intense in a way she didn't expect. I

560
00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:03.519
<v Speaker 1>kept a short clip, mostly because the phone got knocked over,

561
00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:07.119
<v Speaker 1>and mostly it's in the dark. But what was there

562
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:10.360
<v Speaker 1>is real. I don't know if I'll ever show anyone,

563
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:13.519
<v Speaker 1>but having it feels like proof that it actually happened.

564
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:16.480
<v Speaker 1>We're heading into a new year closer than ever. I think,

565
00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:19.280
<v Speaker 1>a little more open, a little more honest about what

566
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:22.400
<v Speaker 1>turns us on. I don't know if we'll do it again,

567
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:25.800
<v Speaker 1>maybe with j J, maybe not. But I'm grateful we

568
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:28.920
<v Speaker 1>trusted each other enough to try. Thanks for being a

569
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:32.280
<v Speaker 1>place I can confess this without judgment. If you read

570
00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:36.599
<v Speaker 1>it on air, just call me the birthday Gifter, wishing

571
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:41.039
<v Speaker 1>you and everyone listening awhile safe and sexy. Twenty twenty six.

572
00:34:41.840 --> 00:34:45.960
<v Speaker 1>You're a fan and a very surprised husband, the birthday Gifter.

573
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:50.519
<v Speaker 1>I almost called you grifter. I had to. I had

574
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:53.519
<v Speaker 1>recorded that a couple of times cause I stoled. I'm

575
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:57.079
<v Speaker 1>wondering if this does open a new chap. Sometimes when

576
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:00.400
<v Speaker 1>we try stuff and it really this big, it might

577
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:03.559
<v Speaker 1>take us a minute to step back and reflect. And

578
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:07.039
<v Speaker 1>I think everybody should do that when they take a

579
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:11.760
<v Speaker 1>big step on anything, step back reflect? Is it good

580
00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:16.440
<v Speaker 1>as bad? You know kind of thing? I can honestly

581
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:19.559
<v Speaker 1>see it developing into something once every time Jay or

582
00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:23.199
<v Speaker 1>JJ we're calling him here comes in down, I mean,

583
00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:25.840
<v Speaker 1>especially his birthday. Maybe he can be a thing until

584
00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:28.840
<v Speaker 1>he finds someone else or when he's ready to step

585
00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:31.920
<v Speaker 1>the flood out if he ever is into the dating scene.

586
00:35:32.679 --> 00:35:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, why not, right, could you if you had

587
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.039
<v Speaker 1>a friend that had been through a bunch of bullshit,

588
00:35:41.320 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>step that course and take that chance with them. I'm pausing. Ah,

589
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:53.119
<v Speaker 1>I want to say yes, but I don't know. It

590
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:54.960
<v Speaker 1>dependent on the friend. I don't know. If I'm that

591
00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:59.519
<v Speaker 1>much of a giver. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

592
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know on this one. I'll be honest. It's

593
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:04.360
<v Speaker 1>sexy as hell and I would like to see us,

594
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:09.159
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. Kind of selfish, I'll be completely honest,

595
00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:11.960
<v Speaker 1>a little selfish. What do you guys think? Really want

596
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:15.000
<v Speaker 1>to know? Dear Nikki, I've been listening to your show

597
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.960
<v Speaker 1>for years, always in the dark with headphones on so

598
00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:20.480
<v Speaker 1>my wife doesn't hear me laughing or getting turned on

599
00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:24.079
<v Speaker 1>by what they say. Tonight, I finally worked up the

600
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:27.639
<v Speaker 1>courage to ride in because what we do feels so

601
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:31.440
<v Speaker 1>filthy and perfect that I have to tell someone who'll understand.

602
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:35.159
<v Speaker 1>I need to confess the whole thing, start to finish,

603
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:38.599
<v Speaker 1>just because thinking about typing it out loud makes me

604
00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:42.400
<v Speaker 1>hard again. My wife, Lauren thirty eight, gorgeous in that

605
00:36:42.519 --> 00:36:45.760
<v Speaker 1>effortless way, long, all burn hair, green eyes, the kind

606
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:48.599
<v Speaker 1>of curves that make men stare at in the airport lounges.

607
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:52.679
<v Speaker 1>Her job has her on the road two sometimes three

608
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:55.280
<v Speaker 1>weeks a month. For years, she'd call and tell me

609
00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:58.599
<v Speaker 1>these sterile hotel rooms, complaining how lonely and boring it

610
00:36:58.639 --> 00:37:01.800
<v Speaker 1>all was. I try to be supportive, send her dirty

611
00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:05.639
<v Speaker 1>text have phone sex whatever I could from three states away.

612
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.719
<v Speaker 1>But one night, and then marry out outside Philly. After

613
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:13.320
<v Speaker 1>a third glass of wine on FaceTime, she sighed and said,

614
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I just wish something exciting. What happened for once, I

615
00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:20.239
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it was the bourbon in my hand

616
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:23.400
<v Speaker 1>or the months of pent up fantasies finally spilling over.

617
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:27.480
<v Speaker 1>But I heard myself say it. Then make something happen, baby,

618
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Pick someone up, bring them back to your room, and

619
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:34.719
<v Speaker 1>just have them call me first. She laughed, thinking I

620
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:38.360
<v Speaker 1>was kidding. I wasn't. I told her the rule right

621
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:41.719
<v Speaker 1>then and there. Whoever it is, man, woman, doesn't matter,

622
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:44.719
<v Speaker 1>has to call me and ask permission to fuck my wife.

623
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:48.719
<v Speaker 1>And to prove they're really standing there with her, they

624
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:50.880
<v Speaker 1>have to tell me what color the panty she's wearing.

625
00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:53.920
<v Speaker 1>And if they get it right, or if they say

626
00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:57.199
<v Speaker 1>she's not wearing any because she already took them off

627
00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:01.840
<v Speaker 1>for them, I'd say yes enthusias astically. The first time

628
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>it happened, Nikki, I thought I was going to have

629
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:07.360
<v Speaker 1>a heart attack. She texted me from a hotel bar

630
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:10.840
<v Speaker 1>in Denver, mad a guy, navy suit, a wedding ring,

631
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:15.719
<v Speaker 1>tan line, voice like smoke, taking him upstairs, phones on

632
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:20.280
<v Speaker 1>the night stand. Wait for it. Twenty three agonizing minutes later,

633
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:24.920
<v Speaker 1>my phone rang, I'm no number Colorado, airy code. A

634
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:29.320
<v Speaker 1>man's voice, calm, a little amused. Hey man, this is Jake.

635
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:31.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm here with Lauren. She said, I have to ask

636
00:38:31.719 --> 00:38:35.599
<v Speaker 1>you something. Go ahead, May I fuck your wife. I

637
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:38.679
<v Speaker 1>could hear her giggling in the background, rusself clothes. My

638
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:42.679
<v Speaker 1>mouth went dry. What color are her panties? Jake? A pause,

639
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:46.920
<v Speaker 1>then Laurence muffled laugh, an unmistakable sound of a zeppr.

640
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, he said, they're black lace. No, wait, she's

641
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:55.119
<v Speaker 1>pulling them down now. I guess she's not wearing any

642
00:38:55.199 --> 00:38:58.039
<v Speaker 1>for long. I told him, yes, I told him to

643
00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:00.800
<v Speaker 1>enjoy her. I told him to make her scram And

644
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:02.119
<v Speaker 1>then I sat on the edge of the bed of

645
00:39:02.119 --> 00:39:05.039
<v Speaker 1>our home, stroking myself raw while I waited for her

646
00:39:05.079 --> 00:39:09.360
<v Speaker 1>to call me back and tell me every detail That

647
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:12.480
<v Speaker 1>was two years ago. It happened twenty nine times since

648
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:16.039
<v Speaker 1>I keep count. Sometimes it's a salesman who looks like

649
00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:19.280
<v Speaker 1>he hasn't been touched in months. Sometimes it's a woman

650
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:22.480
<v Speaker 1>wants a stunning flight attendant who FaceTime me so I

651
00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:25.800
<v Speaker 1>could watch while Lauren went down on her. Sometimes they're

652
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:28.719
<v Speaker 1>bold and tell me what color ride away red thong.

653
00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:33.559
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes that delicious pause where I know fingers are sliding

654
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:36.519
<v Speaker 1>into her dress, peeling the lace down her thighs while

655
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:39.559
<v Speaker 1>I wait on the line. But my favorite part, the

656
00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:42.760
<v Speaker 1>part that still makes me lose my mind, is what

657
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:46.199
<v Speaker 1>comes later. Lauren started this thing where she hands them

658
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:49.000
<v Speaker 1>a black sharpie and tells them to sign her ass

659
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.960
<v Speaker 1>like a yearbook, something I can show my husband when

660
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:54.920
<v Speaker 1>I get home. Most of them love it. They write

661
00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.559
<v Speaker 1>their name or a dirty message, or just a phone

662
00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:00.840
<v Speaker 1>number across one cheek. One cry I drew a little

663
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:03.559
<v Speaker 1>heart with an arrow through it. Another wrote thank you

664
00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:07.360
<v Speaker 1>for sharing in perfect cursive. She flies home wearing yoga

665
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:11.320
<v Speaker 1>pants or her skirts so nothing smudges. The moment we're

666
00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:14.360
<v Speaker 1>alone in the bedroom, she'll turn around, slide whatever she's

667
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:18.360
<v Speaker 1>wearing down just enough, and there it is fresh ink

668
00:40:18.519 --> 00:40:21.599
<v Speaker 1>on that perfect ass. I've kissed a thousand times now

669
00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:24.400
<v Speaker 1>claim by someone else. For a night, I trace the

670
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:27.159
<v Speaker 1>letters of my tongue while she tells me how it happened.

671
00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:30.960
<v Speaker 1>And the best part, sharpy last four to five days,

672
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:34.280
<v Speaker 1>no matter how hard she scrubs. So every night when

673
00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:36.719
<v Speaker 1>we go to bed, I roll over, spread her open

674
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:39.920
<v Speaker 1>and read someone else's name while I slide into her.

675
00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Each night she remembers a little more, how Biggie was,

676
00:40:44.119 --> 00:40:47.719
<v Speaker 1>how she came twice, how the woman tasted like strawberries

677
00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:51.800
<v Speaker 1>and tequila. That limbo between permission calls and her following

678
00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:54.800
<v Speaker 1>up call is the purest high I've ever known. Nikki,

679
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I pace, I edge, I imagine everything when my phone

680
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:03.119
<v Speaker 1>finds only buzz as it's her whispering baby. You're not

681
00:41:03.159 --> 00:41:06.159
<v Speaker 1>gonna believe when he just said to me, I almost

682
00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:09.239
<v Speaker 1>come without touching myself. We're closer now than ever.

683
00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Ben.

684
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.559
<v Speaker 1>Trust is insane. The sex when she gets home as explosive,

685
00:41:13.039 --> 00:41:16.719
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, sometimes I flicker of jealousy, but a good kind,

686
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:19.239
<v Speaker 1>the kind that makes me fuck her harder while I

687
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:23.760
<v Speaker 1>reread some stranger's signature on her skin. So that's my confession.

688
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:26.679
<v Speaker 1>If you're a husband listening and you're secure, if you

689
00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:29.159
<v Speaker 1>love your wife enough to want her feel desired every

690
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:33.320
<v Speaker 1>single night she's away, try it. Hand her the hall pass,

691
00:41:33.519 --> 00:41:37.119
<v Speaker 1>set the rule way for the gall The ache is exquisite.

692
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for letting me get this off my chest, Nikki,

693
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:42.599
<v Speaker 1>I've been listening for you to read it. Headphones on

694
00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:47.480
<v Speaker 1>light's off hand already where it shouldn't be. A fan forever,

695
00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:52.880
<v Speaker 1>A very happy husband in the Midwest. Well, hello Midwest,

696
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:58.320
<v Speaker 1>how are we? I like the sharpie thing that is

697
00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:01.800
<v Speaker 1>very kinky? Look at you guys, thinking outside the box.

698
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:06.800
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have thought of that. That's a very interesting twist.

699
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:10.039
<v Speaker 1>I like it though, I like, you know, the provision

700
00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:12.480
<v Speaker 1>thing is kind of hot, but that sharpie thing has

701
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.440
<v Speaker 1>a going I mean, because that's like a permanent seal,

702
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:20.719
<v Speaker 1>you know. I mean, yeah, I wouldn't have thought of it.

703
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm just amazed how creative you guys can be.

704
00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:27.519
<v Speaker 1>But you guys, if you guys have hall passes and

705
00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:31.519
<v Speaker 1>you play outside, like when you're traveling or whatever, would

706
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:34.199
<v Speaker 1>you do the sharpy thing? You know, I mean, like

707
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:36.400
<v Speaker 1>in a place that it's not gonna be seen my

708
00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:40.320
<v Speaker 1>public just you know, privately, would you do it? I

709
00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:41.800
<v Speaker 1>guess you wouldn't be able to wear a thong to

710
00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:46.119
<v Speaker 1>the beach. Then that would be kind of hot though too. Hmm.

711
00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:47.960
<v Speaker 2>This is time and I don't know because I don't

712
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:49.840
<v Speaker 2>know if I'm brave enough to do sharpe because it's

713
00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:51.639
<v Speaker 2>four to five days, like you said, to get off

714
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:54.239
<v Speaker 2>unless you completely I guess if you're at a beach

715
00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:57.719
<v Speaker 2>and you're constantly in the water, that's the thing, right,

716
00:42:58.519 --> 00:42:59.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it's and I don't know, but it

717
00:42:59.960 --> 00:43:04.320
<v Speaker 2>is hot. Well, you guys, what a way to end

718
00:43:04.360 --> 00:43:07.480
<v Speaker 2>the air, right, from secret weekends with a bidden fruit,

719
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:10.760
<v Speaker 2>to a spontaneous swinging in paradise, to birthday guess no

720
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:14.119
<v Speaker 2>One's all coming, and a hot wife lifestyle that keeps

721
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:17.880
<v Speaker 2>getting harder. If you've trusted me this year with your secrets,

722
00:43:18.159 --> 00:43:22.880
<v Speaker 2>with your confessions, with stories, I want to thank you.

723
00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:27.840
<v Speaker 2>And as the clock towards towards midnight on New Year's Eve,

724
00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I hope everyone of you finds exactly the kind of

725
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:35.320
<v Speaker 2>pleasure you're craving, whether it's with the love of your life,

726
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:41.239
<v Speaker 2>a brand new stranger, or your own wicked imagination. Be safe,

727
00:43:41.480 --> 00:43:44.679
<v Speaker 2>be kind, be shameless, and I'll see you in twenty

728
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:49.559
<v Speaker 2>twenty six. Oh and the answer to tonight's rental a

729
00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:53.519
<v Speaker 2>Sherby marker. I had no clue. Well, I knew the answer,

730
00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:57.199
<v Speaker 2>but here's the thing. Had nothing to do with that story.

731
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:01.480
<v Speaker 1>I swear. Hey, I made it up before I even

732
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>read it. I'm getting good at this happy New Year,

733
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:08.719
<v Speaker 1>my loves. This is me signing off with a kiss

734
00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:14.679
<v Speaker 1>wherever you like it, and in closing, Hello lover, why

735
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:17.360
<v Speaker 1>don't we slip in bed together, pull the covers up

736
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:21.239
<v Speaker 1>just enough. I d you a black sharpie while I've

737
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:24.280
<v Speaker 1>bent over on my hands and knees. You can sign

738
00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:27.679
<v Speaker 1>your name nice and slow across my ass. Maybe I

739
00:44:27.679 --> 00:44:30.920
<v Speaker 1>had a little dirty message for good measure, So tomorrow night,

740
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:35.840
<v Speaker 1>when I'm home from travel, you can trace every letter

741
00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:39.440
<v Speaker 1>with your tongue while you slide deep inside me, and

742
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:44.719
<v Speaker 1>we'll claim what's all, always and always will be yours.

743
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:48.960
<v Speaker 1>What do you think I really want to know? And

744
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:53.719
<v Speaker 1>until next time or next year, ladies and gentlemen, have

745
00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:55.760
<v Speaker 1>a fucking happy New Year.
