Speaker 1: Hello there, children. Hey, how's it going good? Well? How
Speaker 1: about I meet you boys after work and we have
Speaker 1: meg love.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, come on, children.
Speaker 1: You're my sexual fantasy. Let's all make sweet love.
Speaker 2: Chef? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: I want to stick my balls inside your rectum?
Speaker 2: Kyle, dude, what are you saying? I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Meg love too, your asshole? Children?
Speaker 3: Kick ass?
Speaker 4: Welcome to Going Down to South, part of the podcast
Speaker 4: where we always have ourselves a time, and we're here
Speaker 4: to kick off our season ten reviews here. I'm Dano
Speaker 4: with the return and the demise of Chef. I'm Dano, although.
Speaker 5: You're better say the Return of God. And I was
Speaker 5: about saying I want to make love to your dand
Speaker 5: oh in your asshole?
Speaker 4: I want to put my balls in your directive.
Speaker 5: By the way, I'm guy. Yes, welcome to Going Down
Speaker 5: South pick season two. Oh my god, we are burning
Speaker 5: through them. Yes, the return of Chef? Or is I
Speaker 5: like call it trade Parker versus isaacays? Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 5: not really, It's not really Parker versus Haes. It's more
Speaker 5: Parker and Stone versus scientology.
Speaker 4: I do feel that they're mocking Isaac because but most
Speaker 4: I think it is definitely more Scientology, Yeah, because they
Speaker 4: do at least give Chef the character he's hero a
Speaker 4: moment at the end, and I think by the end
Speaker 4: of it, you know, very briefly, Yeah, you know that
Speaker 4: Parker and Stone love isaacys and they're probably very bitter
Speaker 4: and sad by how it all transpire, it lashing out.
Speaker 4: Watching this one, you're gonna watch this through two different lenses,
Speaker 4: through the lens of someone who in two thousand and
Speaker 4: six thinking that Isaac's actually said the things that he said,
Speaker 4: and apparently it's been coming out. His son has said
Speaker 4: that he didn't actually say to you that that was
Speaker 4: the Scientology reps putting words in his mouth. So you
Speaker 4: watch this episode in retrospect and it's kind of sad
Speaker 4: because you think, ah, Isaac didn't actually think all these things. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And you read the interviews where Matt's like, ah, you know,
Speaker 4: he was okay when we're bad mouthing you know, every
Speaker 4: other religion, but when it's his na I can't do that, buddy,
Speaker 4: An you think, oh, that relationship is sour because of Scientology.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and apparently yeah, and that's something allegedly apparently you
Speaker 5: can only imagine what it would have been like for
Speaker 5: isaacay Is sitting at home if he's watching this episode, aging, shit,
Speaker 5: what do I do to you? Guys? Yes, I mean
Speaker 5: they really if you're using sheep as an avatar for
Speaker 5: Isaaka's and it's pretty hard to sort of distinguish the two.
Speaker 5: I mean, Chef feels like he was sort of very
Speaker 5: much created around Isaac Hayes. Yeah, it would be hard
Speaker 5: like Michael Jordan not to take that personally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, saying that though, I watched this going again and
Speaker 4: I think that season ten is gonna be one of
Speaker 4: these seasons more so than not, because I've read that
Speaker 4: Trey Parker said every episode here it was the most
Speaker 4: turbulent season because every episode was bringing controversy. Right. But again,
Speaker 4: this is similar to the Trump one, where if you
Speaker 4: don't know the backstory, it's kind of confusing. You have
Speaker 4: no idea what's going on? Why is Chef talking like this?
Speaker 4: If you are in on the joke, I see, because
Speaker 4: Isaac's not on the show anymore, so they're using old,
Speaker 4: old clips of his voice and they're making it sound
Speaker 4: ridiculous and scientology yadyad YadA. If you're just a viewer
Speaker 4: of South Park who doesn't know why Chef left, doesn't
Speaker 4: know the backstory, which might have been more prominent back
Speaker 4: then than it is now because we didn't have we
Speaker 4: had the Internet, but people wren knowing the behind the
Speaker 4: scenes as much as they would, especially in Australia. I
Speaker 4: remember watching this episode for the first time and I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure it was marketed as the return of Chef,
Speaker 4: and me being a fan of someone from the first
Speaker 4: few seasons, I was like, oh, yeah, Chef's back, this
Speaker 4: is great, and I'm watching this and I'm going, what
Speaker 4: is going on here? This is what I already died
Speaker 4: at the end what it was almost like disappointing as
Speaker 4: a viewer.
Speaker 5: I understand why that would be the case, absolutely. I
Speaker 5: mean it feels like you sort of have to do
Speaker 5: your homework or you have to do added work to yeah,
Speaker 5: understand everything that's going on here to be sort of
Speaker 5: as he said in on the joke, or at least
Speaker 5: up to speed with what's going on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the whole Adventurers Club and stuff are You're like, wait,
Speaker 4: is this just the scientology touched in the closet again?
Speaker 4: What's going on here? And it pretty much exactly was
Speaker 4: the same story, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well down of the bit where they actually
Speaker 5: said this is what some and so actually believes, but
Speaker 5: they're not. We're running this Longe, We're running this one again. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: even though they are as you said, yeah, different things
Speaker 5: but same same but different.
Speaker 4: So an entertaining episode if you know the backstory. If
Speaker 4: you don't know the backstory of the ins and outs
Speaker 4: of why they're doing it, it's I wouldn't really say
Speaker 4: it's a very good episode, it's it's funny for how weird.
Speaker 5: It is, I guess.
Speaker 4: But if if you don't know the Isaac y story,
Speaker 4: you would have no fucking idea what is going on.
Speaker 5: Having said that, if you're ten seasons into south Park
Speaker 5: and you're a bit of a say, super fan, at
Speaker 5: this stage, you are probably the person who is reading
Speaker 5: all the behind the scenes Michigan and like, are all
Speaker 5: of them all all of them?
Speaker 4: It's not for everyone, I guess, but I think south
Speaker 4: By fans, Yeah, I guess they're probably they're savvy enough
Speaker 4: now and they've sort of they've weeded out the ones
Speaker 4: that are just casual viewers.
Speaker 5: That's true. Yeah, I mean, what have we said about
Speaker 5: previous episodes, like maybe you're not sticking around if this
Speaker 5: episode is we're going to burn off a few people. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like I just tuned in for a few giggles and
Speaker 5: some fourmouth kids or whatever. This is not exactly what.
Speaker 4: I came for. Do you think there was some sincerity
Speaker 4: there with a send off with with Chef? I thought
Speaker 4: there was because I thought it was Kyle's. Was Kyle
Speaker 4: stand at the end of given the eulogia? I think
Speaker 4: it was Kyle given the ulge?
Speaker 5: I think it was Kyle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like that's how Parker and Stone feel
Speaker 4: about Isaac.
Speaker 5: I think so. I think there's a lot of mixed
Speaker 5: emotions here from Parker and Stone.
Speaker 4: It was almost them saying we don't dislike you, but
Speaker 4: we can't believe you let these dickheads brainwash you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that you said this stuff about you after,
Speaker 5: you know, and maybe they view themselves as kind of like, well,
Speaker 5: we brought you back into the fold, we brought you
Speaker 5: back into the public eye. I mean, everyone loves Isaac
Speaker 5: Heay's you know a theme from Shaft but Duke from
Speaker 5: Escape from New York.
Speaker 4: But nobody my age knew who was at that point.
Speaker 5: No, and this gave him a whole new fan base
Speaker 5: and a whole new sort of level of recognition for
Speaker 5: him to then sort of turn around and say, yeah,
Speaker 5: to diss these guys and to diss the show and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 5: of course they would take it personally as well.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: It made Isaac Hayes cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, I mean he was always cool, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: but I know what Jimmy.
Speaker 4: Irrelevant again that there's a great clip I reckon. I've
Speaker 4: probably touched on this in our chefde episode review back
Speaker 4: many many years ago of as WWF New York. So
Speaker 4: ww F tried to have their own restaurant in Times Square,
Speaker 4: which it went, which went bankrupt. Eventually they sort of
Speaker 4: pulled the pin on it. Shock, But Isaac Hayes was
Speaker 4: there performing Chocolate Salty Balls Live and vince It Man
Speaker 4: is just like right into it. And the more you
Speaker 4: don't met Vincement Man, now you're just like this, guys,
Speaker 4: it's kind of weird, but it's a great cup. We're
Speaker 4: just seeing Vincement Man, this who at the time was
Speaker 4: just you know, this evil billionaire tyrant on TV, just
Speaker 4: letting his head down dance into chocolate salty balls. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I thought this episode here definitely had its moments. I
Speaker 4: knew the backstory, so I got a good chuckle out
Speaker 4: of it. But I'm watching this imthing and if Nikola
Speaker 4: wouldn't understand what the fuck is? No, Yeah, and that's
Speaker 4: the thing, she would watch this and go, this is
Speaker 4: just childish bullshit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of fun if you're in the
Speaker 5: if you know you know club. Yeah, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's I think it's interesting that
Speaker 5: you're sort of using Nikola as a bit of a
Speaker 5: bit of a litmus test for certain episodes because.
Speaker 4: She wouldn't enjoy She would find the chef you know
Speaker 4: in your nus it'stuff funny because it sounds so ridiculous.
Speaker 4: But she wouldn't know why they're doing it, that's right,
Speaker 4: And I think you really need to know why they're
Speaker 4: doing it to properly understand the human behind it, because
Speaker 4: I think I think the joke that isn't it doesn't
Speaker 4: sound funny. The joke is i'ld look what they've done
Speaker 4: done to Yeah it looks yeah, and the whole.
Speaker 5: Mechanics of it just using old footage or old material,
Speaker 5: old old bits of dialogue that've spliced together or repurposed
Speaker 5: or whatever. It's kind of funny. That's the yea, the
Speaker 5: weird glitcheness quality is like, yeah, they've rewired this guy's brain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I stand by my step. I do
Speaker 4: think Chef is handled with sincerity here because they making
Speaker 4: the butt of the joke with his you know, rectum
Speaker 4: and newness and have sex with children. But the character
Speaker 4: itself has been brainwashed. Yeah, he's not doing this because
Speaker 4: they're not. It is mocking the character, but the character
Speaker 4: itself isn't doing it because he wants to. And he
Speaker 4: gets his hero a moment of I want to make
Speaker 4: love to your woman, and he starts seeing and stuff
Speaker 4: and they take him away. He tries to save the kids.
Speaker 4: At the end there when he goes back to the club.
Speaker 4: I think that was the moment there where they're kind
Speaker 4: of saying, oh, we've lost you, We've lost you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: because he was he was going to get back.
Speaker 5: You chose your side, didn't your mate. Yeah, you're with
Speaker 5: this organization.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and as a result of you choosing that side,
Speaker 4: you're going to be eating my baron Mountain Lion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna die very grisly death and then you're
Speaker 5: gonna shit your pants.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 5: The final insults.
Speaker 4: Saying that though if you're going to go out on
Speaker 4: South Pipe is this. It's not the only way. Parkers
Speaker 4: don't know how to handle it, but that's the way
Speaker 4: you've got to expect them to handle it. That's that's
Speaker 4: the reputation they're built. You're gonna trust Parker and Stwing
Speaker 4: to be parkern Stone. No one's going to get a
Speaker 4: send off that's just deeply emotion from beginning. There's some
Speaker 4: character maybe if, like you know, the voice actor behind
Speaker 4: mister Slave passed away, I feel like mister Slave would
Speaker 4: get a nice, proper send off because well, I guess
Speaker 4: it depends how it happened. But Isac has hadn't passed
Speaker 4: away yet. He did pass away not long after this
Speaker 4: episode and just a couple of years later. I feel
Speaker 4: like if he wanted to come back and gave up
Speaker 4: and left the Scientology, they would have taken him back
Speaker 4: because they gave him sort of the out here of
Speaker 4: you can come back as Darth Vader. They didn't kill
Speaker 4: him off. Yeah, they said there's still a chance.
Speaker 5: Even though that's a different voice. Yeah, entirely. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: get where you're coming from. Well, you know, just have
Speaker 5: him come back as like ghost chef or something like that.
Speaker 4: Anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so many ways to go about that.
Speaker 4: Yes, or even like you know, remember when Chef did this,
Speaker 4: remember that it needs to happen Chef. It was nice
Speaker 4: having Chef back there, don't you think? Oh yeah, even
Speaker 4: though it was you knew the voice wasn't real, but
Speaker 4: just him saying ah kids, and you're like, hey, it
Speaker 4: felt felt And they did front loaded.
Speaker 5: I mean they sort of had their tongue in their check.
Speaker 5: I mean, this is very much the Parker and Stone
Speaker 5: way of like, I think they're sincere people, but they
Speaker 5: hate a formative, manipulative quote unquote sincerity. So all that
Speaker 5: stuff at the start was like I'm going to miss
Speaker 5: him and I don't know how to say it. He's
Speaker 5: a friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all that kind well they did it when Kenny
Speaker 4: was passing away, to be sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think underlying all that is you know, a
Speaker 5: real sorry to use it what again, but sincerity about
Speaker 5: oh this guy doesn't mean locked it was. He was
Speaker 5: pivotal to early success.
Speaker 4: He was very pivotal. Did he add credibility to South
Speaker 4: because I was too young to sort of know that
Speaker 4: kind of aspect. But did you have been in your
Speaker 4: twenties at this point.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. I won't say it add credibility, That's not
Speaker 5: what i'd say, but I'd say gave it a little
Speaker 5: bit of weight or no, gave it a talking point.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, you know, is this is Isaac
Speaker 5: Hay you know theme from Shaft. It's the coolest thing
Speaker 5: of all time.
Speaker 4: I think the music played a big role in the
Speaker 4: early years of the show, Like Chef Chef was massive, absolutely,
Speaker 4: and anyone could have done Chef, but it's hard to
Speaker 4: imagine anyone else doing Chef now that you've heard Isaac Hay.
Speaker 4: It was locked in, that doesn't it It does? Yeah,
Speaker 4: having like chocolate Salty Balls was so big for kids
Speaker 4: at that point.
Speaker 1: Sure it was.
Speaker 4: We loved because it was like we were allowed to
Speaker 4: sing it because it's like we're talking about delicious.
Speaker 5: Do you mean a chocolate treaty? Like what's his name?
Speaker 4: Says at the end, my mom, you damn you, Isaac.
Speaker 4: Did you have any favorite moments in the episode though,
Speaker 4: Something I really.
Speaker 5: Like is, yeah, Chef is back and he's seeing a
Speaker 5: little bit weird, but there was like, no, we're just
Speaker 5: so happy to have your back. And then it gets
Speaker 5: really weird when the kids go in to get there,
Speaker 5: get their lunch or whatever, and that's when he starts
Speaker 5: saying all this Cloude wants them. Yeah, well that's there's Clyde.
Speaker 5: But before that you hear some kids saying it's really
Speaker 5: weird what he said. It kind of confuse me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like, what's the d about?
Speaker 5: Is that? Is that just a throwaway? Is that's something
Speaker 5: else entire.
Speaker 4: I like those little throw away conversations.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, Chef's coming down there. And I mean, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's a little sort of I mean the first time
Speaker 5: you hear it, but then I think I sort of went,
Speaker 5: I'm going to make love to your asshole children. God
Speaker 5: damn man.
Speaker 4: It was very funny though it was it was I
Speaker 4: liked when they use it in the case of sometimes
Speaker 4: like children, it's.
Speaker 5: Just so randomly assembled. I thought that was great. But
Speaker 5: one thing I always like in a parking Stone thing
Speaker 5: is when they've got authority figures or people you're meant
Speaker 5: to trust who were just perverts and scumbags. Always always,
Speaker 5: and yeah, the I'm sorry, I don't know if we
Speaker 5: actually got the guy's name, but he did.
Speaker 4: The detective is he a detective Jervis?
Speaker 5: Is he a detective or psychiatrist?
Speaker 4: Or psychiatrist is in his later an episode? Oh okay,
Speaker 4: do you mean a psychiatrist as well? Automate the detective
Speaker 4: that had the doll. Yeah, I'm talking about the goal detective.
Speaker 4: That's the detective Jervis. Okay, it's the sheer. Try one
Speaker 4: of these on the sides.
Speaker 5: I mean, he's just getting more and more gross.
Speaker 4: But just do you ever try one of these opposites
Speaker 4: of tongue but as the mica. But did that for
Speaker 4: me one day? Oh my god, that was on my favorites.
Speaker 5: So yeah, they're my my favorites.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that, and this is the dialogue, but also
Speaker 4: likes stand explaining the us. The hypnotizing device. What is it?
Speaker 4: It's called a pinwheel it is, yeah, yeah, reminds me
Speaker 4: for some reason, I've like Beetlejuice, just the black and
Speaker 4: the white pin strip. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: No, it's definitely Beetle Juice, isn't it. It's very sort
Speaker 5: of Tim burtony it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe like not before Christmas who knows.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 3: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 4: All right, trivia time. Your first question for me, please, My.
Speaker 5: First question to you is how long was chef in
Speaker 5: the Super Adventure Club?
Speaker 4: Oh? Was it four years?
Speaker 5: It was three months?
Speaker 4: Three months? Not long at all? Okay. What is the
Speaker 4: name of the head adventure?
Speaker 5: Is it William P. Connolly?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 5: There's a lot of Williams in the Super Adventure Club.
Speaker 5: The hot lunch menu behind the boys when they go
Speaker 5: into the cafeteria has two items on it. You only
Speaker 5: have to name one of them.
Speaker 4: I don't know any of them.
Speaker 5: Okay, fine, it was you could have gumbo with rice
Speaker 5: and corn bread sounds top bad? Or cream chip beef
Speaker 5: on toast delicious. What did Kyle wish he was making? Oh,
Speaker 5: saucery steak O butter noodle? Butter noodle so that I
Speaker 5: didn't know what that is. It's just noodles with.
Speaker 4: Butter, is it? As you look it up?
Speaker 5: No, we just know this. I've heard this from other Okay,
Speaker 5: I've heard a few times. Because you have buttered noodles.
Speaker 4: Like, doesn't make it crisp up more.
Speaker 5: It just makes them buttery. It's just you.
Speaker 4: So you just you cook them. Never put butter on top.
Speaker 4: Boid do you cook it in the butter?
Speaker 5: No, you put butter on top. I think that's all
Speaker 5: it is. So you either do like pasta noodles or
Speaker 5: we do ramen and just whack a bunch of butter
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 4: But it does make most things taste good though. Oh absolutely,
Speaker 4: I've never tried it. No, it's just I've learned it
Speaker 4: by my thirty seven years of existence. Never hate on
Speaker 4: somethunless you've tried it first.
Speaker 5: Correct. Yes, that's it might sound weird. No, it's good advice.
Speaker 5: But I think it also sounds very much like a
Speaker 5: childish thing where it's like noodles, the rare did not
Speaker 5: have any like meat or vegetables or anything. Just give
Speaker 5: me the noodles and some batri and them.
Speaker 4: The kids have just discovered spaghetti on toast. All right, spaghetti?
Speaker 4: How good is the best man? And it's sort of
Speaker 4: bad for you. It's got a lot of salt, but
Speaker 4: it's like it's like I mean, I call Jackles, Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so good. Just speaking about but it quickly. I
Speaker 5: mean I was reading some interview with some chef and
Speaker 5: I think one of the It was like an open
Speaker 5: question kind of thing, and so I like, why is
Speaker 5: you know food from a restaurant always better than food
Speaker 5: you make at home? And butter We just throw a
Speaker 5: bunch of butter in that and that's it.
Speaker 4: Not just garlic, salt and pepper. You need butter as well.
Speaker 5: You go to throwing butter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your next question, my final question is what is
Speaker 4: the name of I love? Rebecca returned, Oh, yeah, I thought.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised that. I can't believe it wasn't your favorite moment.
Speaker 4: I was going to talk about it during the episode
Speaker 4: and just Monique Monique on Monica. I think it was
Speaker 4: Monique Monique Monique. What is the name of the striper
Speaker 4: that gets chef back.
Speaker 5: A yeah, Oh goddamn. I wrote down my nigue and
Speaker 5: I didn't. I want to say spentabulous, spontaneous, bouteque goodness.
Speaker 5: Got uh And I have one more for you. We
Speaker 5: mentioned a lot of Williams and the super Adventures come in.
Speaker 5: They found it was William Phineas he died when and how?
Speaker 4: Oh he died? Ah, I can envision it now. I
Speaker 4: don't know where he died, ah lost he was hit
Speaker 4: by a train by train. He had the footage of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah in eighteen ninety two.
Speaker 4: Eighteen ninety two, I thought you said where?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no when? Where?
Speaker 1: And how?
Speaker 4: Sorry? I STI wouldn't know when anyway. All right, that
Speaker 4: is trivia. Let's get into some cheeseypoof shout outs.
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Speaker 4: Oh in the nis, where you're gonna put your scrotum wherever.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get into our review of the Return
Speaker 4: of Chef. It originally aired March twenty s second two
Speaker 4: thousand and six. The top three films at the US
Speaker 4: box office were The Shaggy Dog, Failure to Launch and
Speaker 4: V for Van Detta. Okay, great mixture there.
Speaker 5: Really not really no a good mixture of genres of stuff. Absolutely,
Speaker 5: but Shaggy Dog starring Tim Allen. I believe you know
Speaker 5: he's got a supporting role in that. Who Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 4: Does he? Really? He does? As another dog?
Speaker 5: I don't believe so.
Speaker 4: Okay, actually much a double check that, but I'm.
Speaker 5: Pretty sure our DJ is in the Shaggy Dog. And
Speaker 5: then it's a couple of years later his own man.
Speaker 5: How about that the Hills Have Eyes in the top five. There,
Speaker 5: she's the man, ah man, the Bynes. What a downfall
Speaker 5: he Oh my goodness. Yes, we love the kids. I've
Speaker 5: only seen bits and pieces of was like, no, you
Speaker 5: were actually legitimately talented.
Speaker 4: She very much was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Channing Tatum is in the She's the man, you know,
Speaker 5: he's the Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Hills Have Eyes is great?
Speaker 4: Is really good, isn't it?
Speaker 5: It's really gnarly.
Speaker 4: I think my three favorite modern esque horror films Hills
Speaker 4: of Eyes, and they're all remakes. I think He's of Eyes.
Speaker 4: One of them's not Texas Chains or two thousand and
Speaker 4: three Wi Jessica Bille and Wrong Turn.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Wrong Turn coming out in a.
Speaker 4: Huge Sash audition four box set.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to be getting already semi one of those.
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Speaker 4: All right. Yeah, So that was the top three top
Speaker 4: five films at the US box office when this episode ed,
Speaker 4: written and directed, of course, by Trey Parker. Indeed, the
Speaker 4: episode kicks off with a previously on South Bay, so
Speaker 4: none of this actually happened. No, but it's explaining that
Speaker 4: it's because I wonder how this was marketed on TV.
Speaker 4: Was it marketed as the return of Chef on the
Speaker 4: demise of Chef. I'm pretty sure this was marketed as
Speaker 4: the return of Chef because they would have wanted to
Speaker 4: keep the death suppose.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's it's also Parker and Stone saying, nah,
Speaker 5: we little stinkers.
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, I thought Isaac left the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get this. It's like almost immediately you get
Speaker 5: that something's up with the whole. He's reading about super EVENTU. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 5: all these readings, I mean, of course they sound like
Speaker 5: Isaac Hay and I didn't.
Speaker 4: Pick up on it until he first came back. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was like, that's they just sound odd. Yeah, everyone's
Speaker 4: really sad to see him, especially Cartman. I don't know
Speaker 4: how to do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, all these emotional reactions and and Chef doesn't
Speaker 5: really have much response to at all, just good bye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, he's not no emotion at all. But and
Speaker 4: now part two of Life with Chef, the kids are playing.
Speaker 5: As are they just not deriving any joy from it though,
Speaker 5: even from ripping on one another.
Speaker 4: No reverse to you ju and Chef then returns. We
Speaker 4: get the crowd applause, just very corny, and he says
Speaker 4: he's back for good. Garrison tells the whole bike. Yeah,
Speaker 4: believe it. Chef is back. Everyone's see Randy dance out.
Speaker 4: That's right, you're in the happy Dance. Everyone's gathered around
Speaker 4: to see him. I believe it's at Jimbo's house, the
Speaker 4: Vulcan that jim that's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jimbo office to let Chef stay for
Speaker 5: as long as he likes.
Speaker 4: He does here, yeah, and Randy sort of goes on here.
Speaker 4: But isn't it great that you know you're part of
Speaker 4: this new club which also allowed you to be with
Speaker 4: your previous friends as well. You can be the best
Speaker 4: of both worlds. Obviously, that's not what's happening here because
Speaker 4: scientology bad. I guess that's the message here.
Speaker 5: Well, I get like scientology is going to take up
Speaker 5: all your time, required your cut ties, with your old life,
Speaker 5: all that kind of stuff, like.
Speaker 4: It's going to take all your times that that they
Speaker 4: want you to separate yourself from your previous life.
Speaker 5: You could, yeah, you could have the best of both
Speaker 5: worlds in man, don't I get the feeling they'd be like, dude,
Speaker 5: if you want to be as a scientologist, then yeah,
Speaker 5: go with God. But you know, don't let it completely
Speaker 5: dominate your life or don't let it, you know, separate
Speaker 5: you from the things that you've known, loved and appreciated
Speaker 5: for so many years.
Speaker 3: Well, come on, everybody, I'm sure Chef would like a
Speaker 3: little time to get moved back in.
Speaker 1: That's right. Beg you goodbye, everybody.
Speaker 3: Later to have you back.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll see you in school the mile.
Speaker 1: Chef, you bet, goodbye. Children.
Speaker 4: You're talking weird, is what everyone's starting to notice.
Speaker 5: This is it is like, this is glitchy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't think that was a bit. That was
Speaker 4: a bit trippy. That was a bit weird. And they said,
Speaker 4: perhaps he just needs to rest up a little bit.
Speaker 4: He's that is glad that he's back for good. But
Speaker 4: we're now in the cafeteria and Kyle hopes for Salisbury
Speaker 4: staking budet noodles as was saying, And Clyde then thinks
Speaker 4: that I think Chef wants to have sex with me,
Speaker 4: talking about I gotta go. Yeah, I've got to go.
Speaker 4: So they go and talk to him. Hey, kids, how
Speaker 4: about we marke love you're my sexual fantasy, and might
Speaker 4: stick my balls inside your rectum, make love to you
Speaker 4: your asshole children. It just sounds funny because this feels
Speaker 4: like a very Season one s kind of bit. That
Speaker 4: doesn't it?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but the whole chef but you know how
Speaker 5: many of us were sort of singing like I want
Speaker 5: to make love to you wom man. That was yeah,
Speaker 5: that's very synonymous with chef. And then just to have
Speaker 5: that bit on the end with your hashole children.
Speaker 4: Charring, isn't it. Look Then Detective Jarvis has called all
Speaker 4: the kids aside and he says, it turns out the
Speaker 4: chef this entire time was he pedophile?
Speaker 5: But pipes, what's a pedal file?
Speaker 4: Yes, they need hit that testimony. So he brings out
Speaker 4: the what do you call these dolls?
Speaker 5: I'm not sure what you call them? Yeah, we're rape
Speaker 5: Where Where did where did they touch you?
Speaker 4: Where do you uncle touch you? Yeah? And they okay,
Speaker 4: get specific and did it touch you here? To touch
Speaker 4: you there? And some of this the liking part was
Speaker 4: just going try this umphasize.
Speaker 5: Try one of these emphasizes. It's it's gross but the same,
Speaker 5: just just the phrasing of that's like if you try
Speaker 5: one of these uphasas.
Speaker 4: And then he starts giving a doggy style. He's having
Speaker 4: a great time. The kids like this is this is weird.
Speaker 4: Something weird is going on. Thetive detectives enjoyed himself a
Speaker 4: way too much. Then Chef greets them when they leave
Speaker 4: and they say, dude, the police asking questions about you
Speaker 4: want to have sex with children. He's like, no, no,
Speaker 4: you want to go make love to stars my black ass,
Speaker 4: and they tell him to leave before he gets arrested.
Speaker 4: They want they know something's weird, like, we don't want
Speaker 4: you to get arrested, but what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 5: Well, I guess there is confused as maybe Parker and
Speaker 5: Stone were about yeah, yeah, whole situation.
Speaker 4: Which the thing is though, So I wonder when he
Speaker 4: did go to scientology because Chef hasn't been a part
Speaker 4: of the show for I reckon four seasons now, Oh gosh,
Speaker 4: that doesn't feel like he's been part of the show
Speaker 4: for maybe more. He was a pivotal character in those
Speaker 4: first three years, oh absolutely, and then just yeah, go on.
Speaker 4: But then carsay, someone's gonna be making him say there's
Speaker 4: things that is not what Chef does and stand things.
Speaker 4: Maybe the Super Adventure Adventures Club are the ones that
Speaker 4: are up to it, so they go to see them.
Speaker 5: It's very old school colonialism, very yeah, very nineteenth century
Speaker 5: earlier tweent the century explorers, like, Wow, the whole world's
Speaker 5: up up to white men to chart it and also
Speaker 5: civilize it.
Speaker 4: I was watching this thinking it's going to be very
Speaker 4: much like an get Out mentality. Oh yeah, these guys
Speaker 4: are all white. Chef went there and came back all weird.
Speaker 4: Who Who's That's Kugler, isn't it. Who's the director of
Speaker 4: get Out? That's Jordan Peele. Jordan Peel of course. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of these movies haven't very similar vibe, right, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, secretive shit going on and white he's probably behind
Speaker 5: it all.
Speaker 4: That's usually the whites. I do think though, that who
Speaker 4: is the guy that played Joshun the White West Wing?
Speaker 4: What's his name? Bradley Whitford word he was fantastic and
Speaker 4: get Out.
Speaker 5: Oh so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love how he's become memed as a result of that,
Speaker 5: as well as like anytime he got some well meaning
Speaker 5: liberal who wants to, you know, prove their bona. Fighters
Speaker 5: usually well, I would have verted for Obama a third
Speaker 5: time if they'd led me. He's got that really smug
Speaker 5: since here. Look big fan of Bradley Whitford because he
Speaker 5: just had, you know, had that great sort of pivot
Speaker 5: when he was on the West Wingers, like, oh wow,
Speaker 5: you know this guy's playing you know, generally morally correct character.
Speaker 5: You know he's fighting in a good fight. I remember
Speaker 5: him from you know, he was in well, he was
Speaker 5: in Billy Madison.
Speaker 4: He was the villain of Billy Madison. Yeah, he was
Speaker 4: fine ball.
Speaker 5: He was like the shitty boyfriend and just bad dude
Speaker 5: in so many movies. And it's great that he had
Speaker 5: that thing where he was that would have been like
Speaker 5: and now he's gone back to sort of being a
Speaker 5: bit of a bad guy.
Speaker 4: He was going to be read John on the Mentalists,
Speaker 4: oh for real, and the to do a pivot. And
Speaker 4: that's why the last three or four seasons of like dogshit,
Speaker 4: because I like, well that we had a story and
Speaker 4: then TV we like, can we drag it out for
Speaker 4: a few more seasons? But Cartman makes the Jubes gag
Speaker 4: here as they're crossing the bridge. Just basic and William P. Connelly,
Speaker 4: he's the head adventurer. He miss it. They travel the
Speaker 4: world and they have sex with children.
Speaker 5: I thought, you guys just you know, climb mountains and
Speaker 5: you know road rivers and stuff like, Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's the Adventure Club. We're the super Adventures.
Speaker 4: And he runs through the track that they're going to
Speaker 4: be going to various countries to have sex with the kids,
Speaker 4: and the office to have sex with these kids. The
Speaker 4: boys on the plane rides on the to the place
Speaker 4: they tried to hypnotize, and Carl's like, none, this ain't happening.
Speaker 4: Kyle realized that Chef has been brainwashed by this fruity club,
Speaker 4: as they like to reference them. Several times we're quoting, Yeah.
Speaker 4: They take Chef to Robert jay Neeland to the psychologist,
Speaker 4: and Chef asked, you know, can I make love up
Speaker 4: your butt instead explainings the hypnotized device he and he
Speaker 4: says is what they did. So basically he went to
Speaker 4: this place that hypnotized him. Now he wants to have
Speaker 4: sex with kids.
Speaker 5: I love that they're in the waiting room and chefs
Speaker 5: sanging all this terrible stuff and there's other day in
Speaker 5: the whiting room and just scandalized by doctor.
Speaker 1: Do you have children?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 3: Yes, I have two young boys.
Speaker 1: Have you all been sodomizing your children's too?
Speaker 4: You say he's never been like this before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cheffy, I been supercut.
Speaker 1: I'm going a maid love to the children.
Speaker 3: He's pretty brainwashed, all right, worst case I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: So what can we do?
Speaker 5: I'm afraid there's no simple answer.
Speaker 3: When somebody's brainwashed, it can take months, even years to
Speaker 3: reverse the process.
Speaker 2: But we don't have years. If Chef keeps this up,
Speaker 2: he's gonna go to jail forever.
Speaker 3: Tell me what was Chef's favorite thing to do before?
Speaker 2: It was having sex with children, having sex with women.
Speaker 4: Then that's it.
Speaker 3: We better get your friends to the Peppermint Hippo right away.
Speaker 4: Peppermin Hippo, pepman and hippo hip is the perfect name
Speaker 4: for a ship club.
Speaker 5: I just love to know how the because of Spearmint
Speaker 5: Ryan or the creators of Spearmint Ryan, who actually came
Speaker 5: up with that name for their establishment of gentlemen's clubs.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, like rhino, Where does rhino come into it?
Speaker 5: Sort of hard charging the horn? Yeah, but the spearming part,
Speaker 5: I know, is it kind of spicy?
Speaker 4: Sassy, have it after dinner.
Speaker 5: Spear mint yeah, and spear speamy with I guess, I
Speaker 5: guess we worked it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there that's well yes, indeed two seconds of brainstorming.
Speaker 4: But they're having a great time here, So we get
Speaker 4: the DJ introduces and.
Speaker 1: You go do it.
Speaker 5: Don't beget you too. And here is more Nika.
Speaker 4: Chef is just not interested at all. Psychiatrist is having
Speaker 4: a great time.
Speaker 1: No, no, let it happen.
Speaker 5: Trust the process.
Speaker 4: Then Rebecca comes asking for a dance. Anyone want to dance?
Speaker 1: Is that Rebecca?
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if that is Rebecca.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought Rebecca was the one that one of
Speaker 4: the dance.
Speaker 5: I think in the original it's just like it's done Rebecca.
Speaker 5: But this is someone else who's just sort of break Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: I don't I don't think they let this woman take
Speaker 5: the main stage, bro. I think she's just someone who's
Speaker 5: like doing private dance.
Speaker 4: Dance, anybody want to dance? Cartman growls at the dance
Speaker 4: bitch I twisting nets and then spontaneous boutet arrives and
Speaker 4: immediately Chef is interested. He wants that boutet and he
Speaker 4: says she gives him a boobs and a butt sandwich basically,
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 5: Chef's but boo ye.
Speaker 4: Chef snaps out of it and he starts singing, I
Speaker 4: want to make love to your woman. But then by
Speaker 4: the Super Adventurers Club, they have come to the end.
Speaker 4: Yeah during the day. Yeah, but my point here is
Speaker 4: though you're at the Peppermint Hippo, these guys are opped
Speaker 4: up with darts. Someone just call the police and say,
Speaker 4: don't let them take Chef back. Don't get the way
Speaker 4: of a good story down there. Yeah, we're back at
Speaker 4: the Adventurers Club HQ. Chef is now fasting in the
Speaker 4: deprivation room. He's being read at the manual to undo
Speaker 4: everything they.
Speaker 5: Did by the crocodile dundee looking guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then Chef says, they say that Chef doesn't
Speaker 4: need No, we don't need Chef. Chef needs us and
Speaker 4: they you think we were less children because it feels
Speaker 4: really really really really really good. No, and explains the
Speaker 4: secret of William P. William Phineas William Phineas.
Speaker 5: I think it's William P. Phineas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the same thing as zoology, just telling the
Speaker 4: story and has the thing that they actually believe this,
Speaker 4: and YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 6: And.
Speaker 5: Australia by the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, So they realized here, if we could be
Speaker 4: the first to reach native places, then we could be
Speaker 4: the first to have sex with the kids from that area.
Speaker 3: Phineas quickly went down in history books. That's the first
Speaker 3: man to have sex with the average meet children at Boolooroo,
Speaker 3: and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountain
Speaker 3: folk of Nepal.
Speaker 5: But now the most wonderful part.
Speaker 3: You see, after having sex with all those children, Phineas
Speaker 3: realized that molesting all those.
Speaker 4: Kids had made him immortal.
Speaker 3: He discovered the children have things called marlocks in their bodies,
Speaker 3: and when an adult has sex with the child, the
Speaker 3: morlocks implode, feeding the adult's receptor cavity with energy that
Speaker 3: causes immortality. So say at the rule of Bethos, Phineas
Speaker 3: traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived
Speaker 3: for eternity until he was hit by a train in
Speaker 3: eighteen ninety two.
Speaker 4: We get the hour word here. We might say, anyway,
Speaker 4: has it any more you know than Jesus or put
Speaker 4: a city under a tree? It's actually a lot more
Speaker 4: than that.
Speaker 5: Yes, I know that they're taking shults at me there
Speaker 5: because how many times have we sort of talked about
Speaker 5: these various things. I'll say, well, I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: I people ever sat through a Catholic mass. Some of
Speaker 5: that shit's pretty weird. Yeah, you know you meant to
Speaker 5: go up at the end, was like, here's a bit
Speaker 5: of Jesus, buddy, some of his blood eat up to
Speaker 5: be part of you.
Speaker 4: It is very weird.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, man. Yeah, but now, by the way, let
Speaker 5: me tell you a few things about the church's sign.
Speaker 5: Got some good ideas.
Speaker 4: Now now they know all the secrets, you think they're
Speaker 4: going to be saying, now we're going to have sex
Speaker 4: with you. But no, it's weird to ask you to leave.
Speaker 4: We're not leaving. Well, you have the cop securities. Really
Speaker 4: embarrassing and it cuts the commercial come back and they're
Speaker 4: still at the club and they still won't leave. Cool
Speaker 4: people leave before they ever stay. Security tries to escort
Speaker 4: them out, but Kyle hits one of them in the
Speaker 4: wooden leg from a chair. I believe they're breaking into
Speaker 4: the room to save Chef Cartman tells Kenny to give
Speaker 4: one from the spin blossom nut squash or something. He
Speaker 4: does like this flying move. Yeah, well like head butt
Speaker 4: someone in the balls. Anyway, they break chef free. It's impossible.
Speaker 4: I made them leave. They crossed the bridge again. Then
Speaker 4: the head Adventures says, remember why you came to here
Speaker 4: in the first place. You were bought of your life.
Speaker 5: Why do people seek adventure because their lives have become
Speaker 5: dull and empty?
Speaker 4: Yeah, stay with us, your life will be grand and eternal,
Speaker 4: and stand and says, but we love you, and I
Speaker 4: think this is the most pivotal moment of the of
Speaker 4: the episode, where it was them saying this is where
Speaker 4: it was like, this is where you are in your life,
Speaker 4: and you chose them over us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5: And if you've got people who love you, you're life.
Speaker 5: Your life is not dull and empty. Yeah, your life
Speaker 5: is grand and eternal.
Speaker 4: But he's going back and lightning strikes. This is the thing.
Speaker 4: You don't know if he was going back to sort
Speaker 4: of because you want to go back where he's going
Speaker 4: to try and stop them. They leave that open ended.
Speaker 5: He was going back because he wanted to go back.
Speaker 4: You want to go back. Yeah, the lightning strikes that
Speaker 4: he gets burned as he falls down his giant kind
Speaker 4: of like Homer and butt the d devil thinking that, yeah,
Speaker 4: gets pierced on this stick that down on the ground.
Speaker 4: Mountain Lion eats his arm, Grizzly Bear rocks up, and
Speaker 4: then the mountaine rips his face off and he's crying,
Speaker 4: it's gurgling in pain. And yeah, it's a very brutal
Speaker 4: send off for Chefire. Oh yeah, I wouldn't. They're working
Speaker 4: out some stuff. Yeah, I think this was them getting
Speaker 4: their frustration out. Parker and Stone like, well, if you're gonna,
Speaker 4: if you're gonna choose them, well this is how you're
Speaker 4: going to go. Yeah, yeah, this this is the is
Speaker 4: the price you pay. And you know, this is the
Speaker 4: kind of thing that we would not wish upon you.
Speaker 4: But yeah, if you choose, you made your bed.
Speaker 5: If you choose the other side, if you don't, if
Speaker 5: you're not on team Parker and say, if you're not
Speaker 5: on Team America, then yeah, we will rip you to shreds.
Speaker 4: Literally. Then the boys leave and it's now time for
Speaker 4: Chef's funeral in town.
Speaker 5: Of course, we don't forget about the and shitting. I
Speaker 5: mean we already talked with yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Captman says, well, it might have be dead
Speaker 4: yet because apparently the last thing you do is you
Speaker 4: shot your pants and shits his pants. We're not going
Speaker 4: to give this guy any dignity, none at all. No,
Speaker 4: So Chef's funeral in town. So what's that the intense
Speaker 4: we use when you flip an eggs special? Its special?
Speaker 4: That's the one is. It'specially in the coffin because they
Speaker 4: haven't got his body. Karl's given the eulogy. He can't
Speaker 4: let the events of the past week take away the
Speaker 4: memories that we have of Chef. And I think this
Speaker 4: is what of all they have to have this moment
Speaker 4: because you have all your bullsh get all you frustrations yet,
Speaker 4: get all your company other way, but you have to
Speaker 4: have a nice send off in some way. Oh, this
Speaker 4: was it here.
Speaker 6: We're all here today because Chef has been such an
Speaker 6: important part of our lives. A lot of us don't
Speaker 6: agree with the choices Chef has made in the past
Speaker 6: few days. Some of us feel hurt and confused that
Speaker 6: he seemed to turn us back on us. But we
Speaker 6: can't let the events of the last week take away
Speaker 6: the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna remember Chef as the jolly old guy who always
Speaker 6: broke into So I'm going to remember Chef as the
Speaker 6: guy gave us advice to live by. So you see,
Speaker 6: we shouldn't be mad at Chef relieving us. We should
Speaker 6: be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his breeze.
Speaker 4: And we cut to the Aventure Club and they have
Speaker 4: Chef's body and it's still got a pulse and they
Speaker 4: raise him up. And this is this would have felt
Speaker 4: relevant at the time. It was the year after Revenge
Speaker 4: of the Sith Yea and everyone was talking about that.
Speaker 4: So the note wasn't in the original one? Was it
Speaker 4: that was added in later?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I thought no was in it from the gap.
Speaker 4: There was something that was added in into the re
Speaker 4: release of it, George like the no that was that
Speaker 4: was apparently wasn't in the original to the theatrical release of.
Speaker 5: Revenge of the Sith Yes. No, I'm pretty sure there
Speaker 5: was a no in there.
Speaker 4: And they did some change and it always gets mocked
Speaker 4: in that moment, Sure it does. It's ridiculous sith no
Speaker 4: added later? Maybe not? Maybe I just maybe I read
Speaker 4: that somewhere and that was wrong. Well, I remember seeing
Speaker 4: it in the summer and that's the only version of
Speaker 4: It's kind of like the re releases of the original trilogy.
Speaker 4: So there's so many scenes that I go, that's just
Speaker 4: cannon for me.
Speaker 5: Now it's become so jumbled with all this sort of
Speaker 5: poster release tweaking or whatever. I mean, how many times
Speaker 5: have I said no, No? I saw it so many
Speaker 5: times at the cinema, and it always said a new
Speaker 5: Herbert always had episode four. It's like, wait a minute,
Speaker 5: we've command We're in the middle of the story. What
Speaker 5: happened beforehand?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: And it turns out one in the case. But I
Speaker 5: I am ninety nine point eight percent certain. Yeah.
Speaker 4: When I saw it too that it was no. I
Speaker 4: was like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 5: I get where you're coming from, But yeah, that just
Speaker 5: that's not right, that's.
Speaker 4: Not It changes in Star Wars re releases. Vader mutters,
Speaker 4: know then then y'alls are drawn out, no creating peril
Speaker 4: is I don't know quite the end of the Revenge
Speaker 4: of the Sith.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that. That's talking about Return of the Jedi. Ah.
Speaker 4: That's ad in the know at the end of it.
Speaker 4: Turn that's right when he throw when he's holding him
Speaker 4: and he goes no, no, he picks him up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's yeah, that's what it is. Okay, there was a
Speaker 4: no somewhere. We got there in the end.
Speaker 1: We worked it out, but it.
Speaker 4: Wasn't this scene. So yeah. I remember going to see
Speaker 4: Revenge of the Sith in the cinema after school one
Speaker 4: day and being very disappointed. It felt very similar to
Speaker 4: the ending of the trilogy, the latest ones, where it's like,
Speaker 4: can we just get this over?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Please? By the third one, you're watching because you just
Speaker 4: want to get it over with.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Watching Rise of Skywalker, I was feeling what the
Speaker 5: kids called cope.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: About halfway through it, I was like, guy, I remember
Speaker 5: that these movies were always a little bit dumb and
Speaker 5: a little bit soap opera. So put your mind in
Speaker 5: that sort of frame them.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll enjoy it.
Speaker 5: A bit more.
Speaker 4: Star Wars the first one, pretty slow movie. I put
Speaker 4: off allience and it's like, not much is happening in
Speaker 4: the whole five minutes.
Speaker 5: You're spending a lot lot of time on TATA.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's enjoyable to some degree, But at the same time,
Speaker 5: I get the thing of your and I'm not saying
Speaker 5: this that Elliot has a short attention span and they
Speaker 5: but their modern attention spans are a little short.
Speaker 4: All of our are. Yeah, you'd be on can.
Speaker 5: We get to the fireworks Factory? By which I mean
Speaker 5: the Millennium Falcon Skip intro? But anyway knew the intro
Speaker 5: He literally tells you the story.
Speaker 4: But anyway, so the wagon he brought that up is
Speaker 4: because he's in a Vader esque suit here right, he
Speaker 4: rises up. He's holding a red dispatchelas instead of a
Speaker 4: red lightsaber. And hello the children, how would you like
Speaker 4: some Solbery speak? And for dessert, just to soak my
Speaker 4: chocolate salty balls like the candy No, I mean my balls.
Speaker 4: And that is the end. So it's kind of like
Speaker 4: is Chef dead?
Speaker 1: Is he not?
Speaker 5: Indeed? And you know who did the voice of Darth
Speaker 5: Chef who? It's Peter Sarah Finowitz who was the voice
Speaker 5: of Darth Maul in the Fantom Menace, English actor Peter
Speaker 5: Sarah Finitz.
Speaker 4: So the live action actor wasn't the voice? No, No,
Speaker 4: money is really weird.
Speaker 5: That guy Ray Park, He's like a martial arts guy.
Speaker 5: He was Toad in the X Men movies or in
Speaker 5: the first x Men.
Speaker 4: Either the voice or the guy that was like, you know,
Speaker 4: the actor has gone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Ray Parker might be a bit magger
Speaker 5: and a bit yeah and a little sort of leaning
Speaker 5: a bit right.
Speaker 4: Which one is really good at Star Wars trivia that
Speaker 4: knows everything about Star Wars. Is it that guy?
Speaker 5: I think it'd be Sarah fender Bits, okay, who was
Speaker 5: in Space and Shorn of the Dead a bunch of
Speaker 5: other stuff. I mean, he's he's a bit like he
Speaker 5: looks a bit like our pal Ed Cavalley. He's sort
Speaker 5: of got that same sort of face and same sort
Speaker 5: of I think he's a big guy, but he's got
Speaker 5: this wonderful he hit his.
Speaker 4: He's the voice of him in the Voice Shows No
Speaker 4: Rebels and all that. He might be I'm not sure,
Speaker 4: but he's definitely the voice of Darth More in The
Speaker 4: Phantom Menace. Okay, he had his.
Speaker 5: Own sketch comedy show as well, which was really funny.
Speaker 5: He's a very talented mimic and all that's good.
Speaker 4: That's well. That is our review guys of the return
Speaker 4: of Chef Slash. The demise of Chef Chef is gone,
Speaker 4: never to be seen again.
Speaker 5: Well, South park is still going. You never can to
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, you can do wonderful things with AI
Speaker 5: these days, you could, but you get the film.
Speaker 4: We're not seeing anymore Chef probably not, which is sad.
Speaker 4: It is it feels like an an even era. It
Speaker 4: feels like them sort of just wrapping up. This is
Speaker 4: a new era for the show.
Speaker 5: It is. Yeah, I mean you can look at it
Speaker 5: as the end of an era. You can look at
Speaker 5: as the beginning of an one.
Speaker 4: Apparently this wasn't going to be the season premiere cartoon
Speaker 4: Walls were, but they had a lot of issue with
Speaker 4: the senses and they'll like, right, we'll just push that
Speaker 4: one back for a bit.
Speaker 5: Then this is going to be an interesting season for
Speaker 5: us to discuss because I think there's a lot of
Speaker 5: turbulence in the making of south Park in season ten.
Speaker 5: Looking forward to talking about it with my Mandanda and
Speaker 5: with all of you guys as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're back in a couple of weeks with our
Speaker 4: review of Smug Alert. Looking forward to getting into that one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, smelling our own farts.
Speaker 5: All right, spoiling, isn't it big?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 4: Thinking again for all this sport he ad going down
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Speaker 5: Well, cool people leave before the vad stayed there. Welcome,
Speaker 5: So I guess we're not cool.