Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The guy focusing on.
Speaker 1: Why does it hate me? I don't know over a
Speaker 1: human's face that focuses on letters. That's insane. We do
Speaker 1: not focus on product. We do not focus on product people.
Speaker 1: I am Sony product. I like like that that. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the snarts Egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to get yours glazed by the great Chris Rays,
Speaker 2: Derek black Mass, and Tom Sweet.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ships. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some glazing fit. You don't, don't I love
Speaker 1: that ship? Dude? What was that that dunk? Dn't wasn't?
Speaker 1: Oh I thought that was I thought that was law
Speaker 1: and order. It kind of. I mean, actually it's not
Speaker 1: that far event, it's not actually that correct, now that
Speaker 1: I say that, it's not really that crazy of a
Speaker 1: pro prospect. Yeah, just like that, then, don't. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, it's
Speaker 1: him Sweeney, it's him Derek. Welcome aboard another time, another day,
Speaker 1: on on this train train. You're right there? No fuck,
Speaker 1: oh you're good. Yeah, you sound like you're sick.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Actually I do need to take more antibiotics.
Speaker 1: I forgot, did you ship the bed at all. No. I.
Speaker 2: I also I counteracted with pro and pre bio prebiotics
Speaker 2: to make sure that I didn't ship the bed. You know,
Speaker 2: you want to shoot the bed and have to you know,
Speaker 2: ruin your sheets.
Speaker 1: In the bed is pretty pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It's it's a terrible thing to do, you know. I
Speaker 2: don't want to upset my partner or nothing. You know, yeah,
Speaker 2: partner that I live with and share the bed with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to do that. It's kind of selfish. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we got a lot to talk about today. I don't
Speaker 1: like you guys. What do you mean I'm gonna contact
Speaker 1: this podcast? Why? What's make a video? I don't know
Speaker 1: what would you even make a seven hour video of? Like, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm just like this is what it was like behind
Speaker 1: the scenes of the show, and it's just it's just
Speaker 1: him always being late. You were really early today though.
Speaker 1: I was really really killed you were You were too early? Yeah? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He showed up and I was like still kind of
Speaker 1: laying down scrolling. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I got that Disney energy right now? Oh, you were right,
Speaker 1: that's right. You were at Disney yesterday for the fourth.
Speaker 1: You see that fucking Donald Trump image that he posted
Speaker 1: where he was like it was like a Jedi or
Speaker 1: he had like the red lights. It was like a
Speaker 1: portrait of him with the red light saber, and he
Speaker 1: was like happy made the fourth everybody. And it's just like.
Speaker 2: Does anybody else need any more like proof that this
Speaker 2: guy loves being evil? Like, does anybody need any more proof.
Speaker 3: Than he's just like an unbelievable egomaniac. It's like like
Speaker 3: to a degree where it's like what like.
Speaker 2: But like like every every time he praises ship, like, oh,
Speaker 2: this dict he only praises dictators, by the way, This
Speaker 2: dictator of hungry of this and and like these are
Speaker 2: great people.
Speaker 1: This dictator has the best RGB fucking set up. It
Speaker 1: is streaming. It's crazy. How long before you think dictators
Speaker 1: are gonna start like streaming and stuff?
Speaker 2: Oh man, actually that is I'm surprised they have I'm
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 1: Surprised they have it.
Speaker 3: I think one a dark timeline ship where like for uh,
Speaker 3: for a hot while Bad is gonna be like fine,
Speaker 3: like for a long time Bad has been like underlead.
Speaker 1: We're kind of already there.
Speaker 3: But I think like we're at the point where bad
Speaker 3: is not pushed back against but soon gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fine to be like, oh a villain,
Speaker 3: Like if Saddam Busy was alive. Right now, people will
Speaker 3: be like, he's actually not too terrible, like like.
Speaker 1: Oh, well he's sure, but like he's well he's brown.
Speaker 2: Well that's also that's a little yeah, it's a little complicated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's brown, filling paint is well, he's the brown Yes,
Speaker 1: I know he's I know his name is brown, but like, yes,
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 2: He is brown. Is like a like a you know,
Speaker 2: a Latino person, Right, He's not one of.
Speaker 1: Those fake ones, like like the bright ones like Wes
Speaker 1: Wesley he says, he said, one of the bright ones.
Speaker 1: One of the bright ones they call the bright one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, like Wesley Snipes is too white
Speaker 1: to be considered black?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's so he he he he went past vanta,
Speaker 2: which resets you.
Speaker 1: Is he the darkest guy? Like there's so many people
Speaker 1: that are black that no, of course, well he's he's
Speaker 1: one of the darkest famous I'm dark man. I was wondering.
Speaker 2: I thought I was darker than him. You're I need
Speaker 2: to see your person.
Speaker 1: I am very red. You're red.
Speaker 2: I am very you have a little bit of that
Speaker 2: red shade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look like literally native American shape, a little
Speaker 1: gross you like a pig was thrown off a fucking
Speaker 1: building type. Is that bruised that? I hate that. I
Speaker 1: hate how red I am because I'm the only one
Speaker 1: that's like that in my family. That's right. I've met
Speaker 1: your entire family. I met your dad. Have it. We
Speaker 1: want to catch up? Yeah, we we've been catching up
Speaker 1: with You're hanging out my father's welcome as you sit
Speaker 1: on the like it's a chairman of an elephant's face,
Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. But but but the the trunk comes up
Speaker 1: through the middle of the chair, so you're like, so
Speaker 1: you're like, what is going on with that? Crazy? You
Speaker 1: know that was the last of its breed, you know that, right,
Speaker 1: and begged for Begtory, give me bregs. We taught how
Speaker 1: to speak and I killed it. Still it was interesting.
Speaker 1: Come here, my little red, my little red, glowing boy,
Speaker 1: red glowing little boy. Look at you, Look at you.
Speaker 2: We are a little loss in the sauce.
Speaker 1: I want to touch on something, yeah, real quick, that
Speaker 1: I am sincere. I'm sincerely fucking baffled by. All Right,
Speaker 1: you're aware of this, I guess that the so Gears
Speaker 1: of Wars coming to PlayStation officially, it's actually happening. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a big moment because that means like, all right, one,
Speaker 1: you know Wed's Halo coming. Yeah, it's next, because it's
Speaker 1: definitely gonna happen. I've been calling this for years, but like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's here. What do you think this is? Like?
Speaker 2: What do I think this?
Speaker 1: If you heard that Gears of War is coming to playtation,
Speaker 1: what would you assume that would be? Well?
Speaker 2: What the thing that I was My first thought, and
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's your first thought, was that
Speaker 2: like this is the end of the Xbox console. Like
Speaker 2: they're not making yet more.
Speaker 1: But like they're gonna publish shit. Probably they're not gonna
Speaker 1: make it. It's just you do what say it did,
Speaker 1: which is smart. It's like probably the best thing that
Speaker 1: they could do. They're gonna make a shit ton of money,
Speaker 1: especially now where people aren't really gonna be people are
Speaker 1: not gonna be buying consoles. Yeah going forward really uh
Speaker 1: in the same way that they used to.
Speaker 2: And then the only other thing is uh, well. Also,
Speaker 2: it was just because it's I was like, what, what's
Speaker 2: the difference between this and the ultimate edition?
Speaker 1: Really? Right? This is exactly so it's dude, it's been
Speaker 1: it's twenty fucking twenty five. Yeah, I think Gears three
Speaker 1: came out in twenty eleven. I'm pretty sure it's been
Speaker 1: a long ass time. Right. The idea that they would
Speaker 1: be like, all right, hey, Gears is coming to PlayStation,
Speaker 1: isn't that exciting? Here's just the first one again is
Speaker 1: fucking bewildering. People have been asking for this collection forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like since forever fucking ago. I am so disavoided at this.
Speaker 1: It's just the first, the first. The first one is
Speaker 1: my least favorite one.
Speaker 2: It is objectively everyone's least played one. You don't go
Speaker 2: back to Gears one, like if anything always played Gears too.
Speaker 1: It's not exactly the classical one. If you if you're
Speaker 1: doing a restart like it's I don't want to make
Speaker 1: it sound like it's a bad. Yeah, it's good, but like, brother,
Speaker 1: we've I already have this, but they're doing it good.
Speaker 1: To be fair, they're doing like, oh, if you have
Speaker 1: it already, it's free. Cool, But I I still have it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the same game I have.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. That's what bothers me is like, I
Speaker 1: should be over the moon about this. I should be
Speaker 1: so fucking excited. I should have been like, Oh, praise
Speaker 1: the fucking sun. Dude, Gears is coming finally. Nothing. Look, dude,
Speaker 1: there's no Years. There's no berserker in Gears too, you know, so?
Speaker 1: Is there not? No? Is that? Is that a fact?
Speaker 1: The berserkers in Gyears one? That can't be. There's none
Speaker 1: in two. I don't think there's abserker in two. I look,
Speaker 1: it's been a long time time playing. I'm prone to
Speaker 1: being wrong. Look, but I do not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I have no evidence in my brain of fighting a
Speaker 2: berserker intwo.
Speaker 1: Fight one. You fight the first one, you're in the church.
Speaker 1: I remember that. I know that.
Speaker 2: And then you fight the the emotion ones and the
Speaker 2: three the blowing up one against some.
Speaker 1: Kind of green and jungle and ship. I perserver moment
Speaker 1: doesn't stick out to me in Years of War two.
Speaker 1: So you might be right, but I just had a
Speaker 1: hard time believing that. It feels like would they do that?
Speaker 1: Like why would like you think that it would be
Speaker 1: like if like it would be like if the Jackals
Speaker 1: weren't in Halo two, but they were in the first
Speaker 1: and third one, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, why would they just not if you already have
Speaker 1: it done, why wouldn't you just pay it the next day?
Speaker 1: It'd be it'd be like the what the hunters are
Speaker 1: in Halos one, two, and three?
Speaker 2: Right, everything is in all of that, I imagine.
Speaker 1: So everything is there's unless they're new, in which case
Speaker 1: they're there for them then and then there have no
Speaker 1: Golden Elites and Halo two I guess, but that's the same,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's the same animal. No, man,
Speaker 1: it's a whole different The Golden you can't kill. You
Speaker 1: gotta hit them in the back. I don't remember. You
Speaker 1: remember what?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You remember? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Multiple and it means you can kill from the back.
Speaker 3: And Halo one there's a part where there's like there's
Speaker 3: a glass floor and then there's two Golden Elites on
Speaker 3: each one, there's one on each side.
Speaker 1: You have to hit them in the back. You cannot
Speaker 1: shoot them and kill them. Why do I not remember that?
Speaker 3: I remember this like vividly because you Yeah, I played
Speaker 3: it with you. Maybe you cannot shoot and kill them,
Speaker 3: you have to hit them in the back.
Speaker 1: I played a lot of Halo in my ears. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess, I just I guess I just blinked.
Speaker 3: Because I remember the biggest remember encountering that when I
Speaker 3: was little and being like, dude, why would they do
Speaker 3: this to me?
Speaker 1: I'm eight? All right, strategy you're saying that though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody and Chatt needs to let us know. I need
Speaker 1: to fact check this because, like I I just find
Speaker 1: it difficult to believe that there wouldn't be a berserker
Speaker 1: in Gears. Play Gears Too.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna pull up my Xbox one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go find my old fucking hardware, dust
Speaker 1: it off, plug it in, play it at fucking thirty
Speaker 1: frames per second. Actually, oh, actually they did uprise it
Speaker 1: end up all right, you know whatever? Fine, but like
Speaker 1: put it on PC. This was I want to street
Speaker 1: it no much. I want to street you know. Fun
Speaker 1: Playing Gears Too on screen would.
Speaker 2: Be would be funny ship it would be like it
Speaker 2: would be the first time I'm like, hey, I want
Speaker 2: to actually do some PvP, Like I'm giddy to do
Speaker 2: it because I'm like I don't care.
Speaker 1: Just even even a Horde, even a Hord session with
Speaker 1: us and like some random fucking players, some random a listener.
Speaker 1: We can wrap you can actually do that wrapfle Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that ten thousand dollars forty five minutes. It wouldn't be
Speaker 1: that ten forty five minutes. And that's it. We get
Speaker 1: there half an hour later. I remember it being like
Speaker 1: lost like thirty seconds. It was like a minute the
Speaker 1: screen and then like all right, man, but so sad.
Speaker 1: I'm so yeah. Man. I saw the news this morning.
Speaker 1: I saw Gears Award trending, and I was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: no way, it's finally happening. I got so I felt
Speaker 1: myself getting so excited because I know it's close, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's one of those things where
Speaker 1: it's like that's that's gonna be a summer release, that's
Speaker 1: like right here. Oh the collection, Oh fuck yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: Marcus Phoenix Cone. Its sound like they have like a
Speaker 1: it's so much harder to do the Halo collection than
Speaker 1: it was the Gears collection. It's that's so much more work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so much more difficult. Why why have you forsaken?
Speaker 1: It has to be that there has to be something
Speaker 1: that they're gonna space them out. But like that's that's
Speaker 1: a somebody wants that. Nobody wants that spaced out.
Speaker 2: Like, it's not like they're even remakes, because like if
Speaker 2: there are remakes, then maybe it's like say the thing
Speaker 2: that's happened with middle Gear, right right, I'm not annoyed,
Speaker 2: but also okay, they're doing actual remakes.
Speaker 1: So I'm not expecting them to drop them. All. I
Speaker 1: want to say, it's exactly if they were if they
Speaker 1: were doing this from the ground up. Again, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it, but like it's just a port of a
Speaker 1: remake from fucking ten years ago. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: little bit smoother, by the way. That Meddle of your
Speaker 1: Solid remake is gonna be fuck amazing. I can tell
Speaker 1: already because that I just you know, who's making that,
Speaker 1: the guys who just did the Oblivion. Oh that's gonna
Speaker 1: slap sick crazy. I might actually like it this time.
Speaker 3: I like that game a lot because it's really cool,
Speaker 3: but I hate playing I'm.
Speaker 1: Just not like I like it. I just like it lessons.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a well, I'm just this is just me.
Speaker 2: This is a me thing where I appreciate and I'm
Speaker 2: impressed by, like real life mechanics when they implement things
Speaker 2: in games, like, oh, it's cool that they did that,
Speaker 2: But I never personally, I never enjoy them. This isn't
Speaker 2: every game that I can think of. Even NBA Live.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, if you don't, if you put the
Speaker 2: game down for a while, your player stats go down
Speaker 2: because you're not practicing, like you know, like yeah, And
Speaker 2: I'm like no, no, I don't like, like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's impressive that they can do that. This is like
Speaker 2: there's been metal gear mechanics like that too. There's this,
Speaker 2: but I just like, don't.
Speaker 1: I like it. I just think three is like a
Speaker 1: little bit overboard with it. It's just like slightly not
Speaker 1: too much. I still enjoyed it, and I still I
Speaker 1: think I made it, Like through that game, why have
Speaker 1: my food spoiled?
Speaker 2: So like because you're in a fucking jungle, bro, I'm
Speaker 2: hoarding food. And then it's like, well you gotta eat it, bro,
Speaker 2: then I don't need it, and then it's going you
Speaker 2: get your.
Speaker 1: Food when you need your food, you eat it when
Speaker 1: you need it.
Speaker 3: Then when you don't need it anymore, you kill myself
Speaker 3: while you're in the jungle and I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Do it for you. Can I not salt my food? No,
Speaker 2: like I'm a cowboy.
Speaker 1: The one thing that makes the one thing that makes
Speaker 1: the stuff in that game better is the fact that,
Speaker 1: like the the ultimate forgiveness point of that for me
Speaker 1: is uh, the end, like the boss fight where you
Speaker 1: get like, wait a week and then he dies of
Speaker 1: old age. I think that's fucking sick. That's a girl.
Speaker 1: That's awesome idea.
Speaker 2: Speaking of spoil food, that's all you can easily kill
Speaker 2: one of the bosses.
Speaker 1: I thought you I thought you were saying spoiled speaking
Speaker 1: spoiled food. You just spoiled vinegar, solid throat.
Speaker 2: No, just again that if you get spoil twelve years later,
Speaker 2: it's like, dude, you should, yeah, probably tell.
Speaker 1: Yourself that, like look at that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at that point, I can't. I can't be because
Speaker 2: my my idea is, like, this game has been out
Speaker 2: for so fucking long, you are not that interested in
Speaker 2: playing it, you know, if you haven't played at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're playing video games, you're like a person
Speaker 3: that cares about video game that is like a very
Speaker 3: much soy benchmark video game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I was very much. It took me a
Speaker 1: long time to play medic your clid to you, and
Speaker 1: I never cared. Like the way that I view it
Speaker 1: almost is like people have people can talk about like
Speaker 1: if I'm avoiding medlic your solid entirely basically for like
Speaker 1: a long ass time, people are talking about it around me.
Speaker 1: They can talk about whatever because it means nothing to me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean everything that they're saying, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna remember half the exactly because these proper
Speaker 1: nouns and these names aren't aren't connecting to anything that
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Yes, So the first time I uh, two of my friends,
Speaker 2: I was gonna wait for I'm the person that always
Speaker 2: waits for things to become super cheap when they come out.
Speaker 2: And so Skyrim dropped right in twenty eleven and I
Speaker 2: heard about him. I was like, Oh, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be dope. And then I'm like, I don't want to fucking.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait. So you played, No, I played.
Speaker 2: I played in twenty twelve, but I was gonna wait
Speaker 2: for it to be even cheaper. But it hadn't reached
Speaker 2: the point. But my two of my closest friends wouldn't
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up about It was the only thing
Speaker 2: they were talking about a year later.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: So it was not a year later, but it was
Speaker 2: within anuble months. I would have I would have waited
Speaker 2: a year.
Speaker 3: Because I just like, well, let me get I like
Speaker 3: soon played that game in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of Well that that's so funny. See
Speaker 1: that's crazy. That is that is so funny. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you when you lived with us, yeah, four and you
Speaker 1: started playing Skyrim. I was like, are you playing Skyrim again?
Speaker 1: He was like, again, that is the normal thing you
Speaker 1: would think. Soon I was that game trapped mine?
Speaker 2: Did you play the remastered version or the whatever it like,
Speaker 2: the one like the scale edition or something whatever?
Speaker 1: The fun that was that it was insane.
Speaker 3: That's when I got just first got my girlfriend too,
Speaker 3: so she was getting neglected because that game.
Speaker 1: Was fucking It's a neglectful game. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't. I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how people I don't. I don't know how kids in
Speaker 1: high school played that game and wiped the school because
Speaker 1: I would just be like, I'm not going to school,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I was in college when I came out.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not going to school. I'm going to
Speaker 3: play Skyrim. I don't give a fuck about I don't
Speaker 3: do a funk about school. Tamriell needs me to cause chaos.
Speaker 2: I think what I was playing I was unemployed.
Speaker 1: It was badass. I think it was bad. I remember I.
Speaker 2: Moved from a I was in Arizona twenty eleven when
Speaker 2: it came out. I first, I hadn't even heard the
Speaker 2: Skyrim theme because I hadn't been following the eldest scrolls.
Speaker 2: I was just like, whatever, I'm aware of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me neither. And uh.
Speaker 2: This chick her phone was ringing, and I thought, like,
Speaker 2: I was like, the is that got a war?
Speaker 1: The fuck is?
Speaker 2: Actually like no, it's fucking Skyrim hadn't even dropped yet.
Speaker 2: This bitch was like like you know, like she's like
Speaker 2: rabid fan. I'm like, all right, relax, yeah and uh.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: The next year I moved to Cali, Uh, because I
Speaker 2: had I had to where my long story short, I
Speaker 2: had some law trouble with my car got taken away.
Speaker 1: I probably mentioned it before. Oh yeah your my, no, no, no, my,
Speaker 1: that was my my. That was crazy thing that we
Speaker 1: met before, like we actually like met in person met
Speaker 1: It's interesting he met his car. The reveal is interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all these years it was you, Yeah, it was me.
Speaker 1: I stole his car.
Speaker 2: I stole me, stole my car, and then I yeah,
Speaker 2: but I came back to California, I stole my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I was jobless. I was.
Speaker 2: I was trying to find a job, right, and so
Speaker 2: I had a sweet deal where my my friend's mom
Speaker 2: let me crash to their place and all I had
Speaker 2: to do was pay a fifty a month til I
Speaker 2: got a job, which was like super sweet deals. So
Speaker 2: I had a little bit of money saved up. And
Speaker 2: then they had a big ass fucking one of those
Speaker 2: old giant TVs though you know, oh yeah yeah, and
Speaker 2: it's like a million.
Speaker 1: Pounds and ship. Dude carrying those TVs was insane off
Speaker 1: and it was like what do we weig time?
Speaker 2: Because my mom bought a house and then her her
Speaker 2: partner had a house down the street. At first and
Speaker 2: we transferred to dude, it was like that'd be like
Speaker 2: seven of us. We're so stupid just taking it like
Speaker 2: maybe five houses.
Speaker 3: What makes crazy is that I've lifted TVs that are
Speaker 3: so much heavier than couches I've lifted, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: So insanely And I'm like, what makes this TV so heavy?
Speaker 1: You want a heavy TV? Dude? Like, getting getting the
Speaker 1: cr the CRT in my living room up on that
Speaker 1: fucking stand by myself was crazy. I felt like I
Speaker 1: had to like really summon, like I screamed while I
Speaker 1: was like it. Especially those TVs too, because they're so
Speaker 1: awkwardly shaped, so the weight is all fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the way is right in the screen, it's right.
Speaker 3: Why want to fall into you? It's I remember lifting
Speaker 3: those TVs. I remember like I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to open a back of this TV. There
Speaker 3: has what is this? What's in here? Is there another dimension?
Speaker 3: Because they're so fucking heavy and they always fall straight
Speaker 3: forward on the screen and destroy themselves.
Speaker 1: And I'm like it was very these things.
Speaker 2: Bullet proof counterweights would have I mean, it would have
Speaker 2: made it significantly heavier, but having counterweights would have been
Speaker 2: nice so they won't, like say earthquake, they can fall
Speaker 2: over so easily. Well, they're heavy, so I guess they
Speaker 2: didn't really do that very often.
Speaker 1: But no, yeah, when they got flat they did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why they made the bases. Yeah, crazy heavy. You
Speaker 1: remember the you remember the first TV that we got.
Speaker 1: I think it's mixed TV. No, actually, but like the
Speaker 1: stand that came with it was like as heavy as
Speaker 1: the TV was.
Speaker 3: Those TVs are fucking insane, man, I really really wish
Speaker 3: I held one of those. On one of them, They're
Speaker 3: all like, there's no like in my house in New York,
Speaker 3: and I went back, there's nothing is like not modern anymore.
Speaker 1: The old. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I got one off
Speaker 1: of some guy who murdered someone or something.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, very cool.
Speaker 1: I can't remember how I got that one actually, murderally
Speaker 1: got the TV. It was like a government repossessed TV
Speaker 1: from like some like like from it was like some
Speaker 1: guy had committed a crime and then they basically took
Speaker 1: all of this stuff because he was in jail for
Speaker 1: a while forever. It was like a crazy like he's
Speaker 1: like like crazy for like actual guy, like he should
Speaker 1: be in jail, like for sure. Uh and uh. A
Speaker 1: friend of mine worked for the people who was doing like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to c RT from a murderer? And I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, what do you mean it's free? I
Speaker 1: want to haunted television. Yes, of course I wanted the
Speaker 1: people screaming inside shut up.
Speaker 2: Souls have been trapped by the you know, the murdered
Speaker 2: victims of that guy. I know the TV turns it
Speaker 2: on and it's imprinted into it.
Speaker 1: Every now and again, I see somebody like I see
Speaker 1: like a face kind of whispering around.
Speaker 3: You know the Ring, Like when a girl was coming
Speaker 3: to me, what do you break this into TV? And
Speaker 3: THENK that's what you like, in the middle of her
Speaker 3: coming out, you break and you cut her body up and.
Speaker 1: He falls out. Oh, Like, did you see that movie?
Speaker 1: Do you see the Ring? I saw the original one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean originally?
Speaker 1: Like because they made another Ring movie later on, like
Speaker 1: in twenty sixteenth.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm just talking about the Ring, right. Well,
Speaker 2: I didn't even know this. I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they make sequels?
Speaker 1: Is that a previewl or sequels to The Lord of
Speaker 1: the Rings?
Speaker 2: I think it's uh, it's a there's a novella.
Speaker 1: Is a novella in the series. Oh, it's it's like
Speaker 1: it's it's.
Speaker 2: A spin off towards going on at the same time,
Speaker 2: was like The Soldier, Yeah, yeah, exactly, like like like
Speaker 2: this is the meantime, like this, this is the story
Speaker 2: about the little.
Speaker 1: Ring is happening, but this is the ring I saw Centers.
Speaker 1: How was it? It was good. It's black, you know,
Speaker 1: that's very crazy, very black movie. That was awesome.
Speaker 3: It was great, I told I told Lily, like, Lily,
Speaker 3: I don't know if you'll be like you get mad.
Speaker 1: It looks really good. Do you know where I watched
Speaker 1: The Guess like a movie that it reminds me. Know, yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. It's fucking great. Yeah, it's a black Enan.
Speaker 1: That's my one problem with it. It's fucking I don't
Speaker 1: mean this in like a complexion way. The movie's very dark.
Speaker 1: I mean literally like I feel like I can't say
Speaker 1: it was like ask a Man again, where I was like,
Speaker 1: not that bad, it's not that bad, but it's damn
Speaker 1: near teetering on the light, the lighting, the lighting. But
Speaker 1: it's a lot of black people.
Speaker 3: When there's yellow lighting and there's like sweat, it doesn't
Speaker 3: it looks we look like we're made of like cinnama.
Speaker 1: You know. It's it's funny because it's like it's like
Speaker 1: a it's like a dimly little harror movie with like
Speaker 1: a primarily black cast, And it's very funny because it's
Speaker 1: like you got to start to realize why, like incidental,
Speaker 1: why things like it's you. I'm trying to word this
Speaker 1: in a way that doesn't sound like you start to
Speaker 1: understand why racism happens, but like you can, you can,
Speaker 1: but you understand why. It's like, ah, it's so difficult
Speaker 1: to light a crew like this. Well it's crazy, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's like you can see why people are like,
Speaker 1: that's just not not make a movie. It's not work.
Speaker 2: It's much more difficult. It's so much harder to do,
Speaker 2: but it is. It's fucking a damn good movie.
Speaker 1: The music's dope. Music's great. That one scene and the
Speaker 1: barn is great.
Speaker 3: That's a crazy scene. In general, yeah, the movie was
Speaker 3: good up until then.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh this is great. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I really I I like the movie a lot.
Speaker 1: I think the ending part with the with the Asian
Speaker 1: woman incensed me. We're not gonna go in, We're not
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. I'm gonna watch it gets get done.
Speaker 1: It was a bit this flaws, it's a little bit rush.
Speaker 1: What are you doing. You're taking a pill Cosby over here,
Speaker 1: Cosby Pillion over here. What is that? Take a drink
Speaker 1: of my water while I take a drink. I'm that good.
Speaker 1: I'm that good. That is. I mean what he's about
Speaker 1: to do a fucked up. But you gotta respect this,
Speaker 1: your precision. There's a technique there that's like he's bullseye
Speaker 1: bulls Bill Cosby God that is so it's Bill's bills,
Speaker 1: Bill's eye. That's the fucking stupid but it's but it's
Speaker 1: not a circle, it's a fucking sweater color, the sweater
Speaker 1: color patterns, and yeah, it's a little Bill's head.
Speaker 2: Little I forgot he was involved with that. How can
Speaker 2: you forget it's him? Wait, he's not little Bill.
Speaker 1: He is a little Bill.
Speaker 2: I thought you sorry, I thought you like shut up.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go to the amusement park.
Speaker 3: I'm Bill, bill Ie Bill Google Giga Google just sounds.
Speaker 1: Really he's almost Trump Trump as a little It's it's
Speaker 1: really good to him from New York. So that's why
Speaker 1: Trunk get it from him. He's becuse me from New York.
Speaker 1: From New York. I thought he was from fucking Africa
Speaker 1: far back enough. Probably you know total song is about him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's looking at the picture the whole
Speaker 1: time I was creating a banger. It's gonna want to
Speaker 1: make a song. It's gonna take me a lot to
Speaker 1: drag me away from you. And he's thinking of Bill.
Speaker 2: You see how it takes me dragged me away from you.
Speaker 1: That's kind. There's nothing that one hundred men or more
Speaker 1: could ever do. I blest the rains down in Africa
Speaker 1: and the rains the bills. Thank you. There you go.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of Bill's I I love the
Speaker 1: ideas a.
Speaker 3: Piece and get that. I gotta contact someone, had to
Speaker 3: contact my officials.
Speaker 1: Bill. Look at it's already there. It's already been in motion.
Speaker 2: That's fucking funny. By the way, this is a anibiotic
Speaker 2: all right. I just twisted say that I have like
Speaker 2: I have this. I have this thing called vertical seal
Speaker 2: where you're the the the veins or tubes or whatever
Speaker 2: connected to your nuts on the left side. They're like
Speaker 2: super inflamed and they're all fucked up one fat nuts
Speaker 2: and uh no, my nut's fine. It's the it's the veins.
Speaker 2: The veins that the tubes are bigger and it fucks
Speaker 2: everything up. Not only is it is the reason why
Speaker 2: it takes t r T because it's fucking with my
Speaker 2: The weird thing is they one of my doctors said
Speaker 2: that you all just said that it shouldn't fuck with
Speaker 2: my testosterone production. But my my endocarinologist said that it
Speaker 2: would two different opinions from two different type of doctors.
Speaker 2: But my endocinloge is like, no, you need to be
Speaker 2: on TIRT more.
Speaker 1: You have more than one doctor, well specialists everybody has.
Speaker 1: Are you serious, urgent? I went doctor, I went.
Speaker 2: To urge your care, and they were like, we can't
Speaker 2: do anything for you.
Speaker 1: So then I go to eat. That's how I know
Speaker 1: that I'm helpless and I can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1: And then you just sit there and die in urging
Speaker 1: care lobby. Dude, I thought, I thought a nigga died.
Speaker 1: I thought this dude died. At seven eleven.
Speaker 2: There was a There was a dude like you look at,
Speaker 2: probably like twenty years old or something.
Speaker 1: Windows worlled.
Speaker 2: It's hot as ship. So a few days ago before
Speaker 2: it got all cold, it was hot as fuck. His
Speaker 2: windows were rolled down like this much. There was a
Speaker 2: bunch of fucking styrofoam cups in his car. So I'm
Speaker 2: like that dude was sipping on some ship, you know,
Speaker 2: like lean.
Speaker 1: He was the styrofoam.
Speaker 2: What is That's like, that's like the it's the typical
Speaker 2: thing when you see the styphone cup. It's like it's now,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's what is.
Speaker 1: That like a cup? You know what is it is?
Speaker 1: It is that like a copper mug with like moscow mules.
Speaker 2: That that's kind of like the thing if you see
Speaker 2: a copper mug, you assume you know what's in it.
Speaker 2: So if you see people, especially stacking cups, it's like.
Speaker 3: The lean heavy cups of drinking cups of Lean is insane.
Speaker 2: It's it's sometimes lean in the morning they say sip
Speaker 2: for a reason, you're supposed to sip on it. And
Speaker 2: then you have I think some of these young you
Speaker 2: have you drink Lian before I've had the opportunity, And
Speaker 2: maybe one time I did unwillingly because there was this
Speaker 2: it said jungle juice, but it wasn't jungle juice. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I drink Lean like twice in my life, and I
Speaker 3: would never do that shit again. Yeah, Like the way
Speaker 3: you feel is that you feel like you feel like
Speaker 3: you sit down and then your spirit sits down ten
Speaker 3: minutes after you and you're like, uh, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Don't like being I don't even like I just don't
Speaker 2: like downers in general. I just I don't like being. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I like to be in control. So like as
Speaker 2: far as just myself, if I one time I even
Speaker 2: smoke too much and I was I hated how I
Speaker 2: couldn't function, Like I was so stuck that I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm at work. My boss could walk in. Well, this
Speaker 1: was an edible. It was we were hanging with him.
Speaker 1: I was hanging with Jayalen and make the other day
Speaker 1: and they were smoking was like, uh smoking off for
Speaker 1: Jayleen some weed and he was like, yeah, man whatever,
Speaker 1: Jaylen's a friend of us. She smokes all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he got like, I guess smoking's beat is crazy
Speaker 1: because like he was like, I don't even that fucking
Speaker 1: killed me. And he was starting to think like do
Speaker 1: I even get high? Like what kind of weed is it?
Speaker 1: He was on his ass. It was fucking hilarious. Was
Speaker 1: this Saturday? Was on the other yea the other day?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was we ran into Make of the Me
Speaker 2: and Jojo ran to the Make of the liquor store.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. He was just going on like a
Speaker 1: run yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, he was like like
Speaker 2: come through on Saturday.
Speaker 1: We're like yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like hit us up. And then it was
Speaker 2: all cold and a little raining, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: is that still happened. I was like, oh, we haven't
Speaker 2: heard from him, and so we just oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't contact him. And then I just like, ah whatever,
Speaker 2: but I was just I I told her. I was like, look,
Speaker 2: you know, it's all good, Like I just don't wanted
Speaker 2: to be one of those things that he thinks like,
Speaker 2: oh they didn't want.
Speaker 1: To No, no, no, no. Now I think because he because
Speaker 1: we were at we were hanging, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should let Derek know. But it was like ten
Speaker 1: o'clock and I was like, all right, I'll send him
Speaker 1: a message and then I wrote it out. I never
Speaker 1: said I do that way make it. I can't.
Speaker 3: The most open door policy out of all of our friends,
Speaker 3: like literally, like I just every time I've shown up,
Speaker 3: he's like, hey, what's up.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I am so. But he's also the most
Speaker 1: legitimate of the people that we know. I feel like
Speaker 1: in the sense of like I never I would never
Speaker 1: step over there because I feel like I'm always interrupting
Speaker 1: like a genuine like like genuine work. That's true, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's a good points.
Speaker 1: Telling me where it's just like, yeah, come on whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what the fuck do we do?
Speaker 3: Literally literally really works, that's it. But like I'll just
Speaker 3: tell go in a room. I'll just fucking laugh about
Speaker 3: out of here. Lily hoop again.
Speaker 1: So you uh yeah, So you're not a fan of lean.
Speaker 1: You'd like to be in control? Yeah, yeah, you will,
Speaker 1: cause me have that in common. You guys both like
Speaker 1: to be in control.
Speaker 2: We do like to be in control. But just you know,
Speaker 2: you know, you remind me a lot of Bill actually,
Speaker 2: your friend, your friend of him. I do have like colors,
Speaker 2: you know, like I am a little you are.
Speaker 1: A colored person, and you do wear colors. You know,
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't, I wouldn't. Damn that's not Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1: You know that that that sound you literally like that
Speaker 1: was the spirit of try was I was that Bill
Speaker 1: or whatever that was going around that Like God, even
Speaker 1: the worst people in the world are like, this is iffy, dude.
Speaker 1: Well it was like it was like something about like
Speaker 1: there's a bill or like something or emotion. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fucking private terminology is. I didn't look
Speaker 1: that deep into it, right, it was because everything's fucked anyway,
Speaker 1: why care? But like there's there was like this bill
Speaker 1: going through Congress or whatever. That was like basically they
Speaker 1: tried to they want to make it illegal for people
Speaker 1: to participate, to participate in boycotts against Israel, and like
Speaker 1: the find the like the the the The punishment is
Speaker 1: like a million dollar fine or something, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: is like so just like eradicated the First Amendment. First
Speaker 1: of all, it makes me. It makes me so sad,
Speaker 1: right because a million dollar fine for breaking a rule
Speaker 1: against Israel. It's just very like, yeah, it gives you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, it's pain. If you don't want
Speaker 1: to increase anti semotism, you're doing it in the.
Speaker 3: Worst possible that it's over, It's there's gonna be another
Speaker 3: There's gonna be another mustache speller.
Speaker 1: Again, we look at it look from.
Speaker 2: From from people are saying that since Benjamin Yahoo is
Speaker 2: an ultimate war criminal, and if he ever steps down,
Speaker 2: He's gonna be arrested and probably killed immediately. Is calculated
Speaker 2: to to protect himself. You know, he'll sacrifice all the
Speaker 2: is make things as anti Semitic as possible, which will
Speaker 2: give him like creeness to stay there. We are constantly
Speaker 2: under attack. You guys need me blah blah, this, this
Speaker 2: and that, because like you're saying things like that that
Speaker 2: are being proposed, you would think, like Benjamin Night, Now,
Speaker 2: a reasonable person I would be like, please don't do that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make things way worse for our people. Everything.
Speaker 2: He's doing everything that is making things infinitely worse when
Speaker 2: you can, when you can, when you have the choice
Speaker 2: between doing precision strikes and and spec ops and ship
Speaker 2: and you're like no huge bombs, like like oh, and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, now we remember what happened
Speaker 2: during the pandemic when oh, the virus came from China
Speaker 2: and then fucking Asian people started getting beaten up, So like,
Speaker 2: what do you think people are gonna.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So it's like it's it's causing anti semitism.
Speaker 3: Through plenty of communities within New York City are a
Speaker 3: bunch of Jewish people that are very but so outwardly
Speaker 3: speaking against that guy and being like that is completely
Speaker 3: against the Jewish faith to do anything like this to
Speaker 3: people like they were people there already, and it's really
Speaker 3: it makes me really happy to see that there's like
Speaker 3: a very large community, particularly too, very happy.
Speaker 1: Is in my home. They're like this is crazy, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: other people, because.
Speaker 3: I know, personally, I don't know a single person that
Speaker 3: is pro is real person in my life. I have
Speaker 3: not met a single person that I know personally.
Speaker 1: I've been like a handful of people who were tacitly.
Speaker 1: They were just like kind of by as the default
Speaker 1: position as like Americans, but like not invested to the
Speaker 1: point where like I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't actually know any because we're reasonab, we're regular people.
Speaker 1: I don't know Nationalists. I don't know. They're weird people.
Speaker 1: They're crazy.
Speaker 3: Even my young friend, even my friends who are like
Speaker 3: more Jewish like traditionally, they're like, that's fucking crazy. They're
Speaker 3: like people there are like we're here, but like you know,
Speaker 3: we shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it shouldn't.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing I try to stay away from
Speaker 2: the any if anyone who entertained. I don't even want
Speaker 2: to entertain that because it's because then you can just
Speaker 2: put that on everything else, right, like that, oh shouldn't
Speaker 2: be here in America, the Portuguese people shouldn't be so
Speaker 2: you know, like we can go everywhere everywhere that got
Speaker 2: taken over and slaughtered a bunch of people what they
Speaker 2: are exactly. Unfortunately we can't go back. So the people
Speaker 2: that are being like Israel shouldn't even exist, Like, shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up, shut up, what are you doing? Like
Speaker 2: you're you're making I understand what you're trying to say,
Speaker 2: But it means nothing.
Speaker 1: It doesn't hurting, and it doesn't it doesn't It doesn't
Speaker 1: really fix the problem.
Speaker 2: Fixes nothing, because that's not gonna happen. People just gonna
Speaker 2: get dismand oh we're gonna we're gonna put the Jewish
Speaker 2: people in the fucking the Miseruri or something.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna move them there. We need, that's what
Speaker 1: we need. Is Israel needs to make an anime they
Speaker 1: do so that people like them again.
Speaker 2: That they didn't make an anime that they need to
Speaker 2: make or a good do they export any media?
Speaker 1: Actually I think about it propaganda.
Speaker 2: I mean I haven't won one of my friends Israel
Speaker 2: probably No, No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, is there like what I'm saying is like,
Speaker 1: is there like an Israeli like anything.
Speaker 4: Like well known, let's go He's I don't know, nar
Speaker 4: Jew no jo is.
Speaker 1: Jew Balls dragon ball jew jew is Actually right now,
Speaker 1: we're just shouting jew in the middle of the dude
Speaker 1: dragon and been on the roof it, been on the
Speaker 1: roof version of it. It'd be like it'd be like
Speaker 1: that riff is so fun, that's badass. But it'd be
Speaker 1: somehow that into the dragon ball Z, especially if you
Speaker 1: can't in spiral. But it's like it's a raid some
Speaker 1: poortreado loan shallow. I love it. It's really dragon ball
Speaker 1: it's awesome that. But it's a drado swooting real quick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that will be Oh my god, that's awesome for sure.
Speaker 1: If I could make a Jewish dragon ball Z that
Speaker 1: it would be exactly the same. There'd be no difference
Speaker 1: in krilling at all.
Speaker 2: Well, it's gotta have yamaka though it'd be it'd be
Speaker 2: a star David on his head.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. It's actually just dragon ball Z. But
Speaker 1: everyone has a yamaga, so it's sucking everybody's hair silhouettes like.
Speaker 2: Totally, Like if you're gonna draw the goku or like
Speaker 2: vegeta silhouettes, it looks weird.
Speaker 1: Well, Goku was fine, has the round super Saiyan. It's
Speaker 1: just y is on top, like yeah, it's still needs
Speaker 1: like it's like.
Speaker 2: It's pasted on there like that is like, oh man, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't wait to do that. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. What you speaking of the Jewish people?
Speaker 3: Well, I was, Yeah, I guess you delightly touch on
Speaker 3: the fact that the debate between the San and Ethan
Speaker 3: uh Hassan and is that I think it's how you.
Speaker 1: Supposed to say we're wrong, We're all wrong. That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's Hassan Hassen.
Speaker 2: He We're excuse our ignorance for mispronouncing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do more. I'm gonna do it more. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wrap it up. I be worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hassan and Ethan's wrongs.
Speaker 1: Hassen Ethon had a debate. They had a debate. It
Speaker 1: was a cacophonist, to say the least. It was That's
Speaker 1: exactly the right it was. It was. I love how
Speaker 1: debates when they happen now the only people who lose
Speaker 1: really are the audience. Yeah, you know, that's kind of
Speaker 1: how I felt watching people on the side.
Speaker 3: It's the people that go in there that genuinely want
Speaker 3: to hear a conversation and see all you guys might
Speaker 3: have points.
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, if you think, like yeah, if
Speaker 2: you're if you are somebody at this level of being
Speaker 2: on the internet, like you've been on the internet, and
Speaker 2: and you understand who these YouTubers are and ship and
Speaker 2: twitch streamers or whatever, and you think you're gonna get
Speaker 2: any reasonable discussion out of a quote unquote debate.
Speaker 1: Like what what do you? Where are you been? Like
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 3: So even debated Sam, it wasn't insane conversation. I feel
Speaker 3: like Samseeter wanted to get up and leave halfway through it.
Speaker 3: He just wanted to not be there anymore, of course,
Speaker 3: I'm sure, but you know, he agreed to do it.
Speaker 3: And Samseeter, I think he's not like Kermit the Frog.
Speaker 1: He does I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: He has a character voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like I don't think he puts on
Speaker 1: a bit, but I think his voice would fit a muppet.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what, I know exactly like him a lot.
Speaker 1: I actually think he is a cool guy. But well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know he seems fine. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he seems he seems fine. He's a he's a he's a. Uh.
Speaker 1: He might be addicted to lean for all the fun.
Speaker 1: I know that's crib. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: If he stands up and you see a bunch of
Speaker 2: stars fall off his lap, he passes out away in time,
Speaker 2: there's a like twelve.
Speaker 1: Just says the date of He's got a soda drink
Speaker 1: at with Leen and like like smitty smitty smitty Werberman
Speaker 1: smitty wermen Yeggerman Jensen, Yeah, minty wormen Yegerman Jensen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sweety smitty working yeer v Jen, we're going and women.
Speaker 1: I think it's a switty smitty werbon Yegerman j I
Speaker 1: think it's werbon Yeerman Jensen. O, yeah, I used to
Speaker 1: let but it off the top of my head now
Speaker 1: saying I still do. For some while literally fucking knows
Speaker 1: every smitty wermon yer know every words. That episode was.
Speaker 2: That I have a I have a picture of me,
Speaker 2: you know, like a fucking old school fucking photo where
Speaker 2: I'm just playing this gay ass metal guitar like in
Speaker 2: my room and that that old you know, the crtvs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking with the hat.
Speaker 2: It's it's the perfect scene where the hat. It looks
Speaker 2: like the hat is being about to be placed on
Speaker 2: my head. It's like the perfect shot. And like I
Speaker 2: love this photo because it's just like damn this first
Speaker 2: of all.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just reminded me of like a foot.
Speaker 1: Like I was going through like a bunch of old
Speaker 1: photos when I was home with my parents. Yeah, one
Speaker 1: time because I was like looking for stuff to bring
Speaker 1: home and like frame in my apartment, and I found
Speaker 1: this one photo that I took that in like two
Speaker 1: thousand and two or three that looks like like a
Speaker 1: modern like you know how like we will share screenshots
Speaker 1: of like ridiculous images from cartoons or whatever, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I have a printed out fucking polaroid picture of
Speaker 1: my TV with Ed and Nettie and it's like on
Speaker 1: the TV and it's the scene where Double D is
Speaker 1: like stretched out and like sunburnt on the ground, screaming
Speaker 1: and it's like in the middle of all these f
Speaker 1: Healy photos. I was like, why did I take this?
Speaker 1: Like I knew back then, it's like I want to
Speaker 1: screenshot something, but screenshotting doesn't exist. It didn't come out yet.
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta do this. That's great. Analog screenshotting
Speaker 1: is hysterical to me, Like I believe, like I took
Speaker 1: a picture of a meme in two thousand and two,
Speaker 1: there's a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of as a crucified excellent was being crucified as
Speaker 3: a kid. Yeah, you've been crucified of thorns and everything.
Speaker 1: So they failed and they didn't. They didn't go all
Speaker 1: the way through. I didn't die, It's like job, and
Speaker 1: I healed up pretty nice.
Speaker 2: So it's just it's just like a couple hour punishment.
Speaker 2: They leave me up there for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2: So they were there, dude, they were there just you know, really,
Speaker 2: bone of my bone and skin intendings grew.
Speaker 1: Back and I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Hey man, technology they started to urban get rafts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the dudes that in the in the alleys. Don't you
Speaker 2: guys have those surgeons? Al Ali surgeons?
Speaker 3: Yea, a surgeon everywhere everywhere isn't a common thing. I'm
Speaker 3: right now with turn if I wanted.
Speaker 1: To, you can find you can find a uh an
Speaker 1: Alley surgeoniery if you if you go to I think
Speaker 1: Alley Express, you got to Alex, not the all Express
Speaker 1: you're thinking of. It's Alley Express back Alley l and
Speaker 1: you can find it'll give you, you know, real time
Speaker 1: GPS coordinates of like where these alley surgeons are.
Speaker 3: And those surgery they'll put you. They'll take you apart
Speaker 3: with you together three times as fast man. I love
Speaker 3: that idea. I love the idea of ally surgeons.
Speaker 2: Like you know how like dudes in prison are like
Speaker 2: really resourceful and they can make all sorts of ship
Speaker 2: that you never we never would have even thought of them,
Speaker 2: Like oh they're making wine and ship, you know, and
Speaker 2: they're they're making they're making that they're they're doing things
Speaker 2: that I never would have because I don't need to.
Speaker 2: I don't need to think that way. And so the
Speaker 2: alley surgeon, like, oh how do they get their anesthesia?
Speaker 1: You know, like what do they do?
Speaker 2: Like they they find different ways, like they get like
Speaker 2: rat juice and then like fermented, and then they do
Speaker 2: things to like numb people juice a rat like like.
Speaker 1: Tell don't kill it.
Speaker 3: They need to keep their sorts, their their freaking which
Speaker 3: under stocks. So he squeezed it a real tighten. The
Speaker 3: rats they throw it back and throw it back and
Speaker 3: throw it back in a ratman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty great.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so I think that's what the debate was
Speaker 2: mainly about. The rats, Like Hassan Hassan and and were like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know New York rats or or or the best
Speaker 2: Jewish rats or something, right, and then and then like
Speaker 2: and then Hassan was like, well, I you know, I
Speaker 2: moved to West Hollywood or whatever, and there's a lot
Speaker 2: of like Hasidic rats over here that are actually way better, right,
Speaker 2: And they're like, I think our rats are better than yours.
Speaker 1: It was debating the validity of a rat judaism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like who has the actual right that something horrible?
Speaker 1: It is really close.
Speaker 2: If you think if the if the, if you you
Speaker 2: think ti connotation, if you think like you, then it's
Speaker 2: a bad thing. Rats are extremely useful and I think
Speaker 2: they've people have created many things and labs that have
Speaker 2: improved our lives significantly people, So I think, yeah, so
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's such biggertue.
Speaker 5: You have no clue how to continue like this bullet
Speaker 5: train you're posted and that ship fucking hard listen, I
Speaker 5: want to do that. I want to like, I like,
Speaker 5: I don't want to kill myself actually, but like with
Speaker 5: the train, but I want to.
Speaker 1: Like derail the train with my body.
Speaker 6: I do feel like, so, look, this might be this
Speaker 6: is mobile, just shove it. This might be in the
Speaker 6: middle of the train.
Speaker 1: This might be a little insensitive, but like I do
Speaker 1: feel like being on a derailed train would be kind
Speaker 1: of cool. I think you think it is if I'm
Speaker 1: wearing like like up, I'm gonna geared up.
Speaker 2: I have a football helmet, I have fucking pattying Like
Speaker 2: I am geared up to where I can absorb any
Speaker 2: whoa not any blow, but like.
Speaker 1: One of those those bubbles, what are those things? One
Speaker 1: of those things you remember we.
Speaker 2: Saworbies go off that cliff and diet.
Speaker 1: Of course, that video was so not it was so
Speaker 1: not funny. It's amazing. It's even you're allowed to even
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I mean, I guess they wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I guess they weren't in that Why in that one
Speaker 2: video they weren't supposed to some fucking retard like was
Speaker 2: like okay, you know, like just let them know, I think.
Speaker 1: And then they were on the guy at the other end,
Speaker 1: this is your safety net. What is he gonna do?
Speaker 1: I keep saying videos people are so perilous with their
Speaker 1: Like I was always so cognizant how fragile people are,
Speaker 1: so like I never really did anything crazy or like
Speaker 1: when it like, oh, even something like standing like at
Speaker 1: the edge of the subway platform. That to me was
Speaker 1: like if your feet are on the yellow like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing? Yeah, like like what what
Speaker 1: reason do you have to be doing this? Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: stupid thrill seeking in the lamest way possible. We're gonna
Speaker 1: stand close to the trains. I want to do the
Speaker 1: trains coming and somebody come and snatch your head off
Speaker 1: your there's who video of some guy on Instagram doing
Speaker 1: like he was like standing at the edge of a
Speaker 1: cliff and he did like a backflip and he landed
Speaker 1: perfectly fine. But then like you know, his feet landed
Speaker 1: in such a way that like the only way for
Speaker 1: the force to come back was to push him off.
Speaker 1: So he just jumped off a fucking cliff and landed
Speaker 1: on a tree or whatever, and just like you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: I can't even feel bad, not even a little bit no,
Speaker 2: not even a little bit no for people like that,
Speaker 2: Like what do they call the Darwin Awards type things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like I'm like, fuck you, you don't deserve to
Speaker 2: be here. Yeah, it's like the splunking ship, Like, you
Speaker 2: don't deserve to be here.
Speaker 1: Nod percent. Going spelunky is insane to me because it's like,
Speaker 1: did you not know the earth ships? Do you not
Speaker 1: know about that? Like do you not know that things
Speaker 1: are going on? They just don't have like like significant
Speaker 1: others that loved them and ship you know what. That
Speaker 1: one guy that sucking muddy putty whatever it is, he
Speaker 1: had a daughter. We don't love him though, or he
Speaker 1: doesn't love it's one of the other. Yeah, the baby
Speaker 1: can't love him yet. Too small and my wife definitely
Speaker 1: doesn't love him if he's a small unker. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't like if you if you really like. One of
Speaker 1: the reasons that the unlovable spolunker is like.
Speaker 2: One thing that keeps me on the planet is like,
Speaker 2: oh man, if I if I were to expire, you know,
Speaker 2: by via my hands, Like it's like, oh my mom
Speaker 2: and uh, and Jojo would be devastated.
Speaker 1: Right, And I'm like, I have to stay here exactly,
Speaker 1: like if I want to die, I want to die, bro,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not. I'm not gonna let you make me
Speaker 1: live longer than I want to live. That's the other
Speaker 1: way around. No, it's mine. It's mine though, Like I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not if you shouldn't have made any connections if
Speaker 2: you thought, like one day, I reserve the right to happily.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't like you try not to.
Speaker 1: You've been living with the same person for several years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it her next
Speaker 1: to her doing it. Wake up.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a bunch of cool eage things all
Speaker 3: over the bed and what happened. And I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: laying there with a big smile on my face but
Speaker 3: half my neck pulled up to my teeth.
Speaker 1: It's not the worst things that could be on that bed.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. It's crazy. Look, I'm scorpion. I
Speaker 1: think it's hilarious, dude, I think. But people don't got
Speaker 1: the conviction no more. Yeah, people to die as like
Speaker 1: the punchline to a joke is like hardcore, like I can't.
Speaker 1: I have to respect then. So yeah, like if if
Speaker 1: like one day, like I'm married and I'm like like
Speaker 1: ten years into it and I'm like, I really don't
Speaker 1: want to be here no more. It's like a really
Speaker 1: massive mistake. But don't want to get divorce. That's a
Speaker 1: whole nother thing I gonna So like I'll go. I
Speaker 1: would go in like the I would go in the garage,
Speaker 1: as if I would have a garage, but like I
Speaker 1: would go into the garage and I would like start
Speaker 1: my car up and I get it all like fucking
Speaker 1: smoky in there. Yeah, and then I would text my
Speaker 1: wife be like coming to the coming, come to the garage.
Speaker 1: I'm being an impression of a poke of a Pokemon
Speaker 1: and it's coughing. I'll be I'll be coughing and I'll
Speaker 1: be dead in the in the locked in the car
Speaker 1: and it's me coughing, and my wife would be like,
Speaker 1: that's so good, that's so good.
Speaker 2: You didn't quite kneel the face. Your face looks more
Speaker 2: like wheezing though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just you're the fuck You're critiquely your fucking
Speaker 1: performance while you're dead. Well, don't see why I had
Speaker 1: to do it. I don't. I think I couldn't even
Speaker 1: give you the good grace of like you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't even pretend to fight. I want to. I want
Speaker 1: to like be like a wil Kit where it's like
Speaker 1: rightto a wallet, like for me, for me, the this
Speaker 1: for me. The funniest thing is like people Arnold like
Speaker 1: that people that fucking joke was unbelievable. Well, it's not
Speaker 1: a joke. The joke we made a joke about it.
Speaker 1: The joke that people so it kicks it as referring
Speaker 1: to for those of you who might be new, what
Speaker 1: was the premise is that, like it was the guy
Speaker 1: the pigeon Man from Hey Arnold. It was like talking
Speaker 1: like the whole premise of that episode is like, what's
Speaker 1: the problem, what's the real problem? Everybody's like everybody treats
Speaker 1: him like an outcast, but really people with the problem,
Speaker 1: And he goes, what did this people Arnold? And at
Speaker 1: the end of the movie, at the end of the episode,
Speaker 1: he steps off the roof and like flies away with pigeons,
Speaker 1: but like he just he in reality, I feel like
Speaker 1: we all know he just steps off and falls with stories.
Speaker 2: But I like him stepping off, like he like he's
Speaker 2: like he stepped there. Yeah, like he like he actually.
Speaker 1: Thought there was more space on the roof. I really
Speaker 1: genuine sentence just tramatized. I genuinely forgot all about that.
Speaker 2: Arnold has to go back downstairs and continue being like
Speaker 2: what nine or ten years old?
Speaker 1: Do you think? Do you think it happens in the
Speaker 1: middle of him saying that, like, do you think at
Speaker 1: the end of him saying people aren't old? Like people
Speaker 1: no think, there's like, you know, you know that the
Speaker 1: way people's voices jump when they're like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's like people aren't you know, it's a little little people.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even scream. It's way too sudden to scream,
Speaker 1: Like it's not like you have me. He steps off
Speaker 1: the roof like he believes a floor is gonna continue
Speaker 1: to be there. People aren't no, silently whisping.
Speaker 2: Through the air, and four seconds later and then fucking
Speaker 2: movement head, then fucking the pigeons carry his mangled corps away,
Speaker 2: his jaws off, and his looks.
Speaker 1: Like there's a teams after a there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of pigeons. There's a bunch of pigeons
Speaker 1: and they fly down to him and they take his jacket,
Speaker 1: and then one pigeons like, don't give him his jacket.
Speaker 1: Don't give him jacket, take his jacket and they fly
Speaker 1: away with his jacket. They wrestle it off him too.
Speaker 1: It's like aggressively aggressively pull his clothes off. They do
Speaker 1: with their their wings like glass bit to grip the popping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his body is being bangled.
Speaker 3: You haven't seen the monkey. They've seen the monkey where
Speaker 3: one of the uncles gets trappled by like like maybe
Speaker 3: like thirty seven horses and they open up his fucking because.
Speaker 1: He was he was sleeping. He was like, he's the monkey.
Speaker 1: Way the monkey. The movie a movie called the Monkey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a it's sort of based clarifying so
Speaker 3: it sort of based off Stephen Kings one of his
Speaker 3: short stories. Okay, but there's a monkey that pretty much
Speaker 3: after you turn on, like a clapping monkey.
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know what, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I think everybody.
Speaker 3: So every time he did do it, it kills somebody.
Speaker 3: Every time it kills somebody, it gets the end of
Speaker 3: that movie gets insane. It's a really like wild proportions.
Speaker 1: I would definitely recommend watching that movie. The movie is fun.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a scene where like some guy gets
Speaker 1: trampled by like a million horses and then they opened
Speaker 1: up sleeping bag. It's just it looks like beads. It
Speaker 1: looks like cherry, looks like cherry. It is so damn funny.
Speaker 1: But so he's gone. He's he's so gone. There's no
Speaker 1: hair in there. That's how bad it is. Speaking of whatever,
Speaker 1: Like the debate was terrible. It was a bad debate.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. It was bad. It was crazy. I
Speaker 1: think it was like fucking six hours too. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like six and a half hours.
Speaker 2: I saw like the at least I saw a thing
Speaker 2: a clip ethan clip ethan. It was like six seven
Speaker 2: hours five something.
Speaker 1: Now was like, who's gonna Why would I? I watched
Speaker 1: at least an hour of it was. I watched more
Speaker 1: of it than I cared to admit, just because I
Speaker 1: was curious. I was like I watched more than I did.
Speaker 2: And I'm the one that felt like I was invested,
Speaker 2: We'll do it, because like I couldn't, I couldn't avoid it.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, like I was streaming while it
Speaker 1: was happening to him, people were like, you, are you watching?
Speaker 1: It's like, well, first of all, no, I'm here, I'm present.
Speaker 1: Of course I'm not watching it in front of our
Speaker 1: blank marathon in front of you, like there's a monor
Speaker 1: off where you're just like, oh god, I probably could
Speaker 1: have it. It would have been good views or whatever,
Speaker 1: but it would have been good views, and I just
Speaker 1: I am so disconnected from It's really bad to assume them,
Speaker 1: are you, because we're not gonna keep We're not gonna
Speaker 1: keep going into it. It's a It was a terrible debate.
Speaker 1: Everybody lost. We all if anybody paid attention to it,
Speaker 1: you lost. It's basically how I feel about it.
Speaker 2: Well because of I mean, that's how every debate goes, right,
Speaker 2: So unfortunately every debate goes like that.
Speaker 1: But I will say the one thing that I found
Speaker 1: megacurrage that we can move on is that like at
Speaker 1: the end of it, I don't know if you saw
Speaker 1: the clip of the end of it where he goes like,
Speaker 1: listen at the end of the day, Hassan. I when
Speaker 1: I'm criticized, I watch my criticism live, not like a
Speaker 1: bitch made coward because I because you were the bit
Speaker 1: you were the coward that uh doesn't react to criticism live,
Speaker 1: and I am the fucking legend. He says this. Oh
Speaker 1: he calls himself a legend for watching a critique video
Speaker 1: about himself live, which is like, I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: even taking all the politics stuff out of it. That's deranged,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's deranged to think
Speaker 1: that that's like and he's asking for like people to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that. It's like brave of him to do it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like saying that kind of
Speaker 1: thing sets yourself up for like you want to hear
Speaker 1: it people double down on you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, yeah, I'm the fucking legend because I
Speaker 1: watched this thing. And then he put his both of
Speaker 1: his feet up on the desk and knocked over a
Speaker 1: fucking glass, which is like it is. If there's any
Speaker 1: better metaphor for it, I can't even think of one.
Speaker 1: Trying to be cool, you just be like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: the best, and then immediately fumbling a basic fucking social social.
Speaker 2: Act, self a legend legend for reacting to look, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that is so fucking enough.
Speaker 1: Said that I don't even think you have to say
Speaker 1: anything about it. The song going on, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: not that that's like And as I was just sitting there,
Speaker 1: it's like, no Way took a bite out of his
Speaker 1: own mic. Yeah, to waste of everybody's time, It's like,
Speaker 1: that's a whole vague. I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: I was surprised that they did it all because I
Speaker 2: thought Hasan was more self aware that this is just
Speaker 2: in massive waste.
Speaker 1: Of time because it's not gonna do anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The one thing that I will say, I will say
Speaker 2: I gained one thing out of this that somebody shared,
Speaker 2: I guess independent of the debate, where some his songs,
Speaker 2: what do you call them?
Speaker 1: Like simps?
Speaker 2: But uh no, there's like a simp is the word?
Speaker 2: It's not the word I'm looking for. But the simps,
Speaker 2: the terminally online fans whatever, Yeah, the ones that like
Speaker 2: on the spectrum level combed through his streams to compile together.
Speaker 1: How long he's been.
Speaker 2: Defending Ethan when everybody was like, yo, Ethan's a crazy Zionists, like,
Speaker 2: why are you still defending him? He's like, Ethan's my friend,
Speaker 2: He's my friend, Like he's saying a couple of dumb things,
Speaker 2: but everybody says dumb shit like he's still his heart's
Speaker 2: in the right place. For a significant amount of time,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I didn't even know this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was robbed in the debate.
Speaker 2: I don't think it matters because Ethan just always says
Speaker 2: everything's a fucking lie, like every time something's brobbed. Like
Speaker 2: the one thing that I thought was hilarious when Ethan
Speaker 2: was like, your fans are crazy, and he was like, Ethan,
Speaker 2: you since January thirty first of this year, you've mentioned
Speaker 2: me over one hundred times in your fucking Instagram stories
Speaker 2: because they've got the same people, and then they Broughton
Speaker 2: was like, that's a fucking lie, and it's like he
Speaker 2: just says everything's a lie, but he brought receipts to
Speaker 2: show he's still deflex and I'm like, there's no point
Speaker 2: in talking to someone like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's gone. It's the second like, especially like
Speaker 1: the hand the nail for me obviously among many was
Speaker 1: just like I'm a legend. It's like your fucking lie, yeah, legend,
Speaker 1: what are you elon? Musk now? And you're fucking weird. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it kind of is at that level of like self
Speaker 1: aggrandizing and fucking like, you're a fucking I can't forty
Speaker 1: year old dude who just talks about internet drama forever?
Speaker 1: Did you a million years ago we went to that barcade?
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have any Was there anything that even
Speaker 2: remotely thought, oh, this guy's.
Speaker 1: A little crazy. Oh when we hung out with him
Speaker 1: at eighty two, yeah, no, he seemed very normal. People
Speaker 1: go crazy. I swear to god, Temple was the same.
Speaker 1: I think hanging out with Simple and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you seem really normal. You actually know about like you know,
Speaker 1: redlining and all these like he's relatively like well read
Speaker 1: and it understands a lot of things, right, and then
Speaker 1: he just kind of you know that you absolutely I
Speaker 1: think what happens, genuinely, the recipe that I have noticed
Speaker 1: is you build a compound or you build a studio,
Speaker 1: and you surround yourself with people who depend on you,
Speaker 1: and they become yes men kind of in some way,
Speaker 1: even if they're not entirely like, they still have like
Speaker 1: the biggest incentive to be possible. What happens and then
Speaker 1: that that just it becomes like a feedback loop, and
Speaker 1: then you go crazy with.
Speaker 3: Schultz that shim have a cool dude, and then he
Speaker 3: ended up becoming a spearhead of his thing flagrant, and
Speaker 3: then people stop challenging him and you let him say whatever.
Speaker 1: You can't surround yourself with people who rely on you
Speaker 1: and work for you and will not They're not going
Speaker 1: to rock the boat too hard because they want that bag.
Speaker 2: And at a certain point though, in these situations, these
Speaker 2: it's less with Andrew Schultz because he's just being a cunt.
Speaker 2: But like in the way that say timpole, in the
Speaker 2: way that Ethan tim Pule's the worst out of any
Speaker 2: of these guys we mentioned by yeah, of course by
Speaker 2: a country mind of course course, like none of them
Speaker 2: took Russian money. Yeah, and so it's just but yeah,
Speaker 2: same principle, like somebody who I admired in fil a
Speaker 2: Banti of all that remains being a Philly even after
Speaker 2: all that shit went down.
Speaker 1: Being like, oh, I can't push back.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lose probably his very lucrative position, right, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, man, that's that sucks.
Speaker 1: It's self preservation though. Yeah, So it's just like I
Speaker 1: I understand why it happens. I see it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that, but you gotta avoid that ship.
Speaker 2: I got morals, man, I got like even as many
Speaker 2: horrible things we like to say, like I have morals,
Speaker 2: and I have real convictions where I have a line,
Speaker 2: and if the line is lying to people to maximize profits,
Speaker 2: like I'm not, I'm not about that life, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I can't fucking I can't. I have to leave,
Speaker 2: like we're we've we've all had the opportunities to lie
Speaker 2: and probably make millions of dollars, and we did it
Speaker 2: because ultimately we don't want to do it. But like
Speaker 2: I mean, I look, if I say I'll say it again,
Speaker 2: if I had that, if I had the capability to
Speaker 2: do it, Like if if I if I got hit
Speaker 2: by a car and it changed my brain chemistry, and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden that I just don't want
Speaker 2: to risk that because I don't know how Well, maybe
Speaker 2: I just getting a couple of boxing matches and the yeah,
Speaker 2: defend myself at all, and then maybe it'll change my chemistry.
Speaker 1: That's what I was hoping, Like maybe like if I
Speaker 1: when I did the Creator Class, I was kind of
Speaker 1: hoping that, like, oh, maybe this will like, I'll get
Speaker 1: hit in the right way and it'll help me focus
Speaker 1: on things better. Yeah, oh, Chris.
Speaker 2: Uh So, since I dubs and ans are stepping away
Speaker 2: from creator class and everything and Harley and and uh,
Speaker 2: I think Lena stepped away. I don't know if they're
Speaker 2: still stepping away and leaving.
Speaker 1: I know Harley. Harley is not doing it. I know
Speaker 1: he's not doing it.
Speaker 2: I know I thought Laniel was stepping away to AB's
Speaker 2: wife or whatever. I think she stepped away from it too.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if if them leaving will have
Speaker 2: them come back or something with Items in anitia leaving
Speaker 2: will have them come back, since I know that's the
Speaker 2: whole beef and everything happening.
Speaker 1: But what I'm getting at is they need more people.
Speaker 1: I'm a hero. I'm not doing that again. That's it's
Speaker 1: also way to hear me out. No, it's not hear
Speaker 1: me out. So I was talking.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Items about five minutes ago. Okayah,
Speaker 2: while we're recording, I was talking. Yeah, so and he
Speaker 2: told me he was like, hey, man, I I don't
Speaker 2: want to ask Chris directly. This is really embarrassing, you know,
Speaker 2: because you know, me getting I got this into my this,
Speaker 2: this is my fault. I got into this. I should
Speaker 2: have just shut the fuck up. You know, as a
Speaker 2: business person, you're not supposed to get involved in trauma.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to do this. This is a content cop,
Speaker 2: the guy that's going insane and risked my business venture.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to say that. I don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want Chris to tell me
Speaker 1: that could you please force him to box? For not ask?
Speaker 2: He said please, said please, And I'm talking about double
Speaker 2: space capitals, so f double space o double that's crazy
Speaker 2: for emphasis for emphasis.
Speaker 1: Uh and so what say you? Uh no, you're letting
Speaker 1: him down in French? No? No, no, oh, speaking of French.
Speaker 1: Speaking of French, that good one. That was very good.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean that was good. That's good
Speaker 1: for him. Well, no, it was good in general. That
Speaker 1: was me. Well, I mean the no was kind of stupid,
Speaker 1: but that was just me. Like that was he's talking
Speaker 1: to you as if you shot the bed recently and
Speaker 1: you're just a fucking infood. Just know how to fucking
Speaker 1: be a person. Anyway, I'm Missy so clariffs. So yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of French, So this Claiff Scare game. I know
Speaker 1: we mentioned it briefly a little bit. There's some people
Speaker 1: I saw some people in the chat or I keep
Speaker 1: saying the chat in the comments of the last episode,
Speaker 1: being like, oh this is where this ends. To avoid spoilers,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna go into spoil there's no spoilers here, right,
Speaker 1: don't worry. I don't think we spoil anything in there. No. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: We mentioned the premise of the game, which is in
Speaker 1: the trailers and in the very big like the first
Speaker 1: five minutes.
Speaker 2: So I didn't say there was nothing. There was nothing
Speaker 2: that we said that would ruin anything. The only thing
Speaker 2: that I said was like something significant happens in the
Speaker 2: beginning that feels like there it isn't. I didn't feel
Speaker 2: any connection because you spend no time with the people
Speaker 2: I read.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately I did.
Speaker 3: I did all the little side this side stuff, still
Speaker 3: not enough time to note any of these people's goals
Speaker 3: aspirations to feel a genuine connection. That felt bad because
Speaker 3: it was for me, what's set up and you know,
Speaker 3: like they're going because it's like you got this is
Speaker 3: the last the last gambit to go, and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden it's like, oh, this is really sad.
Speaker 1: This fuck it's a very sad game. Fuck. I finished it.
Speaker 1: I finished it last well this morning at like five am.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, wow, that's all right. Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 1: Uh it's good. I am the Masterpiece level game. It's
Speaker 1: fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, like because I played for a
Speaker 2: significant amount of time yesterday, probably how many hours do
Speaker 2: it's it's artificial because like I left it running a few.
Speaker 1: Times, so I don't know, Oh what kind of says
Speaker 1: it in the save thing? Doesn't that like it doesn't
Speaker 1: run like like a Steam clock or like whatever clock
Speaker 1: you use. Yeah, is different than like what the in
Speaker 1: game save thing. It doesn't call it it doesn't count
Speaker 1: pauses or oh it doesn't, then I suspend. I'll have
Speaker 1: to check that. That's why I like, I beat it,
Speaker 1: and I think it says i've played it. It says
Speaker 1: I played it for about twenty six hours on Xbox,
Speaker 1: but like, I think my save is more like twenty
Speaker 1: two or something. Let me put it this way.
Speaker 2: I know that around I played significant more hours after
Speaker 2: this one point where I had to I had to
Speaker 2: go back to a way, not super far back, but
Speaker 2: I got stuck. At one I I clipped into this
Speaker 2: there was a tent. There was like a hidden thing.
Speaker 2: This is right after you get Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: forgot an esquel or whatever, like right after you get him.
Speaker 1: I started, you know, and then I went to this uh.
Speaker 2: Side like where there's a cliff and you can see
Speaker 2: the ocean and ship and I got stuck their bite
Speaker 2: a tent and I clipped into the tent and I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, maybe I'll get out if I
Speaker 2: go to the camp, you know. So I went to
Speaker 2: the camp and went back.
Speaker 1: No, you go right back to where you start. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, that happened to me too.
Speaker 3: For area like with the flowing water area where there's
Speaker 3: like a bunch of shells jumped down. I was stuck
Speaker 3: in the place, and I was like, what do I do? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just went to the camp and I was able
Speaker 3: to like, oh you got I slid so somebody's I
Speaker 3: shouldn't have been.
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's funny playing this game because
Speaker 1: I'm like there's there's moments where I become really self
Speaker 1: aware of the fact that I'm like playing it wrong.
Speaker 1: It was like the move like going from place to place,
Speaker 1: you know, like that there's certain like there's missionaries and
Speaker 1: like windy kind of levels, which, by the way, no
Speaker 1: mini map. Is the only problem that I have with
Speaker 1: the like I get lost in these quarters. Yeah it's
Speaker 1: an old scorepg. Yeah, it's the only problem that I
Speaker 1: have with it genuinely at all. But like I was
Speaker 1: running through it and I was like, I'm playing this
Speaker 1: like a fucking like it's a movement shooter. Like I'm
Speaker 1: playing like I'm jumping constantly because it's like the quickest
Speaker 1: way to go from point to point B. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: my guy's like skipping basically the whole time, and it's
Speaker 1: like so unseerious. And then and then he gets to
Speaker 1: a cuts in it's and it's like super sad and
Speaker 1: then he skips away. But uh, that's so funny. But
Speaker 1: it's fucking it's really fucking good. It's the I finished
Speaker 1: it immediately, which is kind of like I don't do
Speaker 1: that with U turn based RPGs at all. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: it's very there's a lot of I wonder about the team.
Speaker 2: I actually want to like learn about them more because
Speaker 2: of some of the similarities I see, uh not only
Speaker 2: because of the uh they're called additions in the Legend
Speaker 2: of Dragoon to where you have to like, oh, the
Speaker 2: timing thing, Yeah, there's that, the that, and then there's
Speaker 2: also there were certain things even within the story the
Speaker 2: plot that reminds me heavily of something that happens in
Speaker 2: the Legend of Dragoon, and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: seems like it's very derivative or inspired, you know, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it seems I'm really.
Speaker 1: Curious to see if that is true or it's just
Speaker 1: a coincidence. I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 3: It's the best RBG I played in a long time.
Speaker 3: Like BG three is obviously my favorite one. I think
Speaker 3: that's the top of the top.
Speaker 2: But this is a fucking I like, I'm really because
Speaker 2: especially how how tight it is.
Speaker 1: It's so tight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so perfect, and I've uh, oh, So there
Speaker 2: was one thing that I did that I shouldn't have done.
Speaker 2: And I'm one of those people that likes to spend
Speaker 2: way too much time finding a boss that I shouldn't
Speaker 2: be at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I actually went so one of my
Speaker 1: things that I tried to do, those minds get out
Speaker 1: of you gotta burn him, man, I love.
Speaker 2: I burned the out of dumb ass first, fucking I'm
Speaker 2: I'm so, I'm so good at pairing, and then I
Speaker 2: made her love.
Speaker 1: It's so satisfying.
Speaker 2: When you there's a I thought this one guy that
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have been at, and you know, it took
Speaker 2: me a while to beat it, especially because uh, I
Speaker 2: wasn't supposed to be there that if he if he
Speaker 2: hits you like too many times, it was he was essentially,
Speaker 2: oh you're dead.
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 2: I can't remember exactly what it was like everything everything
Speaker 2: looks so fucking He was just too strong.
Speaker 3: Because there was one that I thought that way pretty much,
Speaker 3: the one with the hook, but it's a fire one,
Speaker 3: one of the flaming hook dudes.
Speaker 1: What it was.
Speaker 3: I fought him early and I beat him because I
Speaker 3: made him weak the fire. Then I burned the piss
Speaker 3: out of him, and then I kept luckily pairing him
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I'm whooping his Ascuse. I
Speaker 3: had like, you know, the like the ice sword.
Speaker 2: You get, yeah, but I sort of, uh yeah, the
Speaker 2: one that kind of looks like kind of like almost
Speaker 2: like a dragon scale or somewhere.
Speaker 1: Or so I got that one.
Speaker 3: I was hitting him for critical every time. Then I
Speaker 3: got overcharge and I just kept a whooping on him
Speaker 3: and I beat him and I got something that's like
Speaker 3: my weapons, like seventy four sixty three, five hundred and nineteen,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, you went nice.
Speaker 1: The way above.
Speaker 2: I have some's funny whatever, dude, whatever, I be okay.
Speaker 2: So this is how I got to this place. There
Speaker 2: is something blocking some shit that I don't know yet
Speaker 2: because I'm not far enough in the game. And when
Speaker 2: I was clipping through that tent, I thought maybe if
Speaker 2: I so I turned on, I found the trainer and
Speaker 2: I tried to increase my jump to see if I
Speaker 2: would if I would dart out of it didn't work.
Speaker 1: So I left the jump on.
Speaker 2: I forgot and I was able to actually jump over
Speaker 2: this thing that was blocking something, which got me to
Speaker 2: a boss that I should not have been at, and
Speaker 2: so I spent like probably an hour fighting it because
Speaker 2: it was had two much HP, and through the experience
Speaker 2: I got I think I went up like five or
Speaker 2: six levels. I had like one hundred and fifty thousand
Speaker 2: experience something like it. Dude, I got so much HP
Speaker 2: and I was like, there's no way because it was
Speaker 2: easy because it did all its patterns. It didn't have
Speaker 2: it didn't have ao wee damage, so it would just
Speaker 2: fuck so easy. I can just revive somebody. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then like it was easy to maintain if I fucked
Speaker 2: up the peries. But the peries got easy after a
Speaker 2: while because it would just it's long as combos, like
Speaker 2: six hits. And then so I just started tal like
Speaker 2: this is easy. I don't even have to do anything else.
Speaker 2: I don't have to do any right trigger jumps. It
Speaker 2: was just perries, and so I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is just taking. This is just gotta take forever. Specifically
Speaker 2: because my only criticism of the game now is in
Speaker 2: like in RPGs, I like to like push my like
Speaker 2: dps or to the max, and and there's a there's
Speaker 2: a a cap of a of a single hit. You
Speaker 2: can't you can't go past fucking ten thousand, you gone
Speaker 2: and ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Per give it time. Oh so yeah, oh so you can't.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Oh oh I thought that. Okay, it's something
Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider that spoiler really, but like there's like
Speaker 1: there's powers that will fuck the game.
Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy. So I'm not even because my whole thing.
Speaker 1: Is it happens pretty late though, Okay that because I.
Speaker 2: Was I'm I'm like, bro, I am so, I am
Speaker 2: so like okay, uh little girl defense down, fucking power
Speaker 2: buff fucking oh every I have everything set up to
Speaker 2: where I'm like I should be doing like.
Speaker 1: I did a million so much damage. I didn't. I did,
Speaker 1: like very much focus on the mark, like Mark Mark,
Speaker 1: Mark's good. Yeah, I start doing that, and Mark stuff
Speaker 1: is really good.
Speaker 3: And because it's really good with the stuff, his name
Speaker 3: right stuff stuff, it's really broken with him because of
Speaker 3: his uh his like his over trying to build. When
Speaker 3: you hit U people a bunch of times because you
Speaker 3: can keep getting it. So I had one where I
Speaker 3: would hit somebody, I'd mark them while I'm doing my combo,
Speaker 3: I mark them again.
Speaker 1: So I finished off the comb with another mark. And
Speaker 1: then I have the.
Speaker 3: Girl that she has her stand is that does four
Speaker 3: hundred plus more damage. So I just make it rain
Speaker 3: swords on people. And I'm like, the offensive or you're
Speaker 3: talking about her, is the vicious for him? Oh, it's
Speaker 3: the I know, it's virtuous, virtuous, virtus.
Speaker 1: She's done so much.
Speaker 2: I just gotta I just got a sword for her
Speaker 2: that that puts her in that stance immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's badass. I was like, yeah, yeah, the bill
Speaker 1: is really overpower. I think she's like like others, you
Speaker 1: can you can make all like that's the magic stuff
Speaker 1: is really fucking cool. Yeah, you can break your fight.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody, I say somebody who just completely broke
Speaker 1: it where they were like the second they start a match,
Speaker 1: the enemy explodes it down like like I don't know
Speaker 1: how they did it, or like themination of the.
Speaker 2: Fact that you can stack burns too is crazy because
Speaker 2: like it's that is so op that usually like just
Speaker 2: stacking burns and then you just kind of like you know,
Speaker 2: like just you can skip your fucking turns really and
Speaker 2: they like.
Speaker 1: What I do?
Speaker 3: I do the burn and then I do the hit
Speaker 3: that makes you weak to fire. Yeah, so guy just
Speaker 3: getting book from the inside.
Speaker 1: And it's just like why are you I'm like, ah, man,
Speaker 1: you'll be five that is dodge everything, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're super cool. But we could Yeah, we could talk
Speaker 1: about it for a long time. Probably a game of
Speaker 1: the year, honestly, I think I think I think it
Speaker 1: might actually, Yeah, based on the reception of it, I mean,
Speaker 1: which I think is which I think is warranted.
Speaker 2: Six ain't coming out, that's right, although I actually.
Speaker 1: Think it might even have a shot even if it
Speaker 1: did come out. Honestly, I mean because yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: finish turn based RPG's really ever, dude, Like for this
Speaker 1: for me to even give for me to give this
Speaker 1: the time of day and finish it is kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I have I have, I've I've played a
Speaker 3: little bit of it, and I have very good notice.
Speaker 3: Night Rain is gonna be fucking it.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be a game of the year. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it should be gaming. It'll be Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm interested to play Night Rain. It's insane, but
Speaker 1: it's gonna be more. That's kind of that's kind of
Speaker 1: problem for me. It plays it is elden Ring, but
Speaker 1: the way you manipulate moving around the world, it's like
Speaker 1: you are to role.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen that and the tourist Torrent Torrent, right,
Speaker 2: I said tourus Like for tourists, dude, if I can
Speaker 2: put four tours and you can, that is true. Jets
Speaker 2: he turned into a fucking jet in that game.
Speaker 1: That is over what is happening. But it's really really good.
Speaker 3: The classes, It's like it's like, actually, like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: playing this class. This is the one I play like,
Speaker 3: I'm playing the supportive class.
Speaker 1: That is what I do. I played the Berserker. It's
Speaker 1: really really really good.
Speaker 3: There's one hasn't been revealed yet that I got to
Speaker 3: see personally, and I'm like, this one is gonna be
Speaker 3: fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, man, it's really blood Borne.
Speaker 2: They're gonna get their rocks off. I see it looks
Speaker 2: I mean, look, it looks all.
Speaker 1: The prestation they showed. They have the armors from every game.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care about that. Did you like,
Speaker 1: I know, you know, I mean I I saw like
Speaker 1: like a little bit of this social so the Hunter,
Speaker 1: the uh, the Dumb Night, like the main armor set
Speaker 1: from every Soul.
Speaker 2: They're really trying to just rope everybody in the game, like, oh,
Speaker 2: yeah it is, I see it's it's they're trying to.
Speaker 1: Get people like me to play it. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm yeah, I think you'd like it.
Speaker 1: If you play.
Speaker 2: The people would be really really I'm sure I would
Speaker 2: have a blast other than like I was just looking
Speaker 2: at one of the main night Lord people and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, it's just it just you know, like it's just
Speaker 1: that'sh it. It has so much HP. I'm just like, challenge.
Speaker 1: I'm not really an MMO guy. That's the problem, like
Speaker 1: in the way that like I see what you're saying
Speaker 1: in a way that like you know a lot of spongy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I like I will, so I I'll.
Speaker 2: But then at the same time, I would like to
Speaker 2: try to skip like so I'm playing an RPG or
Speaker 2: like I played even when I played the fucking Vail Guard,
Speaker 2: I went and played a boss that I shouldn't beat yet,
Speaker 2: and I took it. Took me a forty minutes to.
Speaker 1: Beat it, you know, the sponge bother. But then you
Speaker 1: also put your more vain.
Speaker 2: I think it's more because it's just on me, Like
Speaker 2: it's it's on me, and I feel really accomplished if
Speaker 2: I fucking beat it versus this.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't.
Speaker 2: I can't beat one of those bosses and one of
Speaker 2: those imai wial bosses by myself.
Speaker 1: It was like impossible, right, Yeah, they're they're built for
Speaker 1: multiple people. They play with your homies man, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I don't know.
Speaker 3: People Like there's a dog you fight that turns into
Speaker 3: three dogs and you can hit it real hard and
Speaker 3: one dog dies when it falls over, and it's like
Speaker 3: I'm in the dog and then it does not only
Speaker 3: has two heads when it comes back together, and it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, you kill one of those dogs.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I've definitely been more of a single player person recently,
Speaker 1: so like I get why. I was like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not really that appealing to be like I've always been
Speaker 1: more a single player person. I'm getting back into ultiplayer
Speaker 1: stuff now because of fucking Math and Arc Raiders too.
Speaker 1: Like I've been playing a little bit of that. Oh
Speaker 1: that test is over, Crag. You shorters are cool, they're interesting,
Speaker 1: done right, it ends tomorrow morning. Like right now, they're
Speaker 1: basically doing like their fun. They're you can still play
Speaker 1: it right now, but like it's like they're trying to
Speaker 1: push you out. They're fucking the servers like intentionally because
Speaker 1: it's like a stress test kind of thing. So like
Speaker 1: so they're like, listen, you can play for an extra
Speaker 1: two days, but like you might lose some stuff. Sorry, uh,
Speaker 1: it's an alpha whatever. Yeah, if you're gonna lose any
Speaker 1: of this, all this stuff anyway. But like that and
Speaker 1: h ar Radors both have been really fucking interesting. I've
Speaker 1: been on oblivion. This is a good fucking year, dude,
Speaker 1: Oblivion and fucking game solid year already, dude. Even I was,
Speaker 1: I was watching the fucking border Lands. It looks cool
Speaker 1: it I actually look kind of it's like.
Speaker 3: Destiny though this is does This one is very destiny
Speaker 3: now like before it was like more like a Lula shooter.
Speaker 1: This one is very like rad heavy, like yeah, raid.
Speaker 1: I was looking at it. You get wild ship, you
Speaker 1: get guns that puke and then blow up at blow up,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is people were people were telling
Speaker 1: me it's like, Chris, you should watch the Borderlands fourth thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm like maybe, I don't know if I care
Speaker 1: about Borderlands, man, Like it's twenty twenty five. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't like three at all, Like, uh, three was
Speaker 1: so weird. Three was just kind of boring. And then
Speaker 1: they had that like I don't know if you remember
Speaker 1: this at all. You didn't play it, you know, but
Speaker 1: like I don't know if you remember the marketing, but
Speaker 1: Borderline's three the main bad guys were streamers. M I
Speaker 1: sound familiar, but I can't say that. It was like
Speaker 1: it was like the Calypso twins or something, and they
Speaker 1: were like follow us on like and they were like
Speaker 1: they would like vlog everything. It was fucking horrible, Like
Speaker 1: I hated it. So you would think that like the villains, like,
Speaker 1: oh you hate the villains. Good. No, it's not like
Speaker 1: a fun hate yea where it's not like Freezer. It's
Speaker 1: not handsome. Yeah. So like, but I was looking at that,
Speaker 1: say the plan, I was like, this looks kind of
Speaker 1: great actually, which is frustrating because I was like you
Speaker 1: already you thought there was gonna be skipping. Yeah. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at most games and I'm thinking, like it
Speaker 1: would be great. I'm not rooting for games to fail necessarily,
Speaker 1: but it would be great if some of these could
Speaker 1: come out and be okay enough for me not to
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they wouldn't they wouldn't
Speaker 1: appeal to me that I was gay. Three update, fucking crazy?
Speaker 1: What happened to the balls? Get update? The updated added
Speaker 1: a bunch of new subclasses, extra dialogue. They're still updating
Speaker 1: the game. Why because because this is it? This is
Speaker 1: the final one, but I thought it was. It's been
Speaker 1: the final one for like months, though, hasn't it. I
Speaker 1: feel like we've had this conversation on a beta for it.
Speaker 1: It's out now. They did a beta for the update,
Speaker 1: like a like a like a stress test.
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, yeah, but I'm sure they I'm sure they
Speaker 3: were let's do another game and they were like no,
Speaker 3: They're like, no, we don't want to work with us anymore.
Speaker 1: You guys suck. It's gonna make your own game, because
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's supposed to be LC oh maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a bass and they were like, we
Speaker 3: don't want to do that. We're just gonna put the
Speaker 3: game out for people, and you guys can kill yourself.
Speaker 1: But it really well, dude. One thing I'll say about
Speaker 1: clairef Secure as an RPG person who isn't like super
Speaker 1: big an RPG, very appreciate the fact that this is
Speaker 1: like a twenty thirty hour game. It is a shorter game.
Speaker 1: This is sad. Yeah, no, it's fucking perfect. I would
Speaker 1: exactly what I want.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have jumped into it yet if it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like another two hundred hour game, I
Speaker 1: would have been I'm not even exaggerating, this would have
Speaker 1: been over for me. I wouldn't even bothered with it.
Speaker 2: That's why I I gleefully put down Oblivion to play
Speaker 2: Claire Obscure.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play Obliving because I'm playing claips here.
Speaker 1: I'm done with Claire now now I can. Now I
Speaker 1: can stream Oblivion and not have to fucking have all
Speaker 1: the ship piling up.
Speaker 2: It's just so like because Blivan is significantly longer, and
Speaker 2: it's so jake.
Speaker 3: Really, I got the blade that I got the Katana.
Speaker 3: I helped the fucking king, and it's like, are we
Speaker 3: going to take that back to me?
Speaker 1: He was a helm. We need that bad. That pisses
Speaker 1: me off, like it just the option to fight him
Speaker 1: take it back or something. It's like that Katana is
Speaker 1: so cool. First of all, I remember playing like I
Speaker 1: was playing this game and I was like Katanas Like,
Speaker 1: it really threw me for a fucking loop, like because
Speaker 1: that implies that. Okay, it's it's tam Reel, Skyrim, Daggerfall,
Speaker 1: Moro Wind and Japan, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: if up a little bit, I.
Speaker 3: Think the people the people that created the Blades are
Speaker 3: from the place that is I understand in that world
Speaker 3: if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: Without knowing that, you know what I mean, Like without
Speaker 1: having I just saw a medieval night in a row
Speaker 1: with a Katana and I'm like, what the are you doing?
Speaker 1: How do you why?
Speaker 3: And how that makes that makes the Blade so much cooler?
Speaker 3: In Skyrim because they're playing Oblivion now, I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 3: they were like meant to kill dragons the whole time,
Speaker 3: so they were like aware and then they got killed
Speaker 3: off because you know, Oblivion happened, so many of them die,
Speaker 3: is there Skyrim? Yeah, you get you get the you
Speaker 3: get the dragons Killer Blade.
Speaker 2: I don't think I ever found katanas Sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gonna elect kat You stand, you stand, like
Speaker 1: it's is it DLC the Blade missions, That's that's core game.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.
Speaker 7: You only played the complete so you don't know what
Speaker 7: what is And I know that I know that the
Speaker 7: vampires and stuff is the Blades is tight is to
Speaker 7: the main quest?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They want you to kill yeah, and then you
Speaker 1: can refuse. The first time I refused, I murdered that niggad.
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for the first time I killed it,
Speaker 1: I was just like, yo, why And I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: why did I kill him? They were like he's a
Speaker 1: dragon and I was like, but he's like not bothering anybody.
Speaker 2: You can't get you can't get the cool ship from
Speaker 2: them if but then I don't, I don't give I killed.
Speaker 3: Quick information for everyone playing from playing Elder Scrolls games,
Speaker 3: do not go and get the crazy weapons until you're
Speaker 3: at least level twenty five.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Do not get the cool weapon and any older Scrolls
Speaker 3: games at least level twenty five? Oh because they Yeah,
Speaker 3: because that's when they get the cap of their power.
Speaker 1: Do not get it before you.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna get a weapon that like, oh this
Speaker 3: cool storts really cool and it does plus six to
Speaker 3: the damage of this elements when you get it by
Speaker 3: the end of the game, it does like sixty five
Speaker 3: or like something crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm level four and oblivion right really early.
Speaker 3: Because I got the I got the Remember in in
Speaker 3: a DLC of Don Mark, you get the fucking down
Speaker 3: breaker the sword.
Speaker 1: Do you kill a undetty blow up? Yeah? Don Guard,
Speaker 1: Don Guard? I love I love how like You're always
Speaker 1: like I'm so so close everything that you said. So
Speaker 1: many names interchangeable.
Speaker 3: I know what you mean, Like, I get it. It's
Speaker 3: like it's funny. Don Guard is the means by getting it,
Speaker 3: But don Break is the name of the source of
Speaker 3: the red jem a little bit and you killed them.
Speaker 1: One thing I do want to mention before you just
Speaker 1: move on to questions because we're going a little bit longer.
Speaker 1: But if I'm talking about video games, it's fun. It's fun.
Speaker 1: But the uh so we acknowledge that Charlie Cox's character
Speaker 1: in this game looks like Robert Pattinson, Right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's like the point. Right, Well, I think it's
Speaker 1: just modeled after a guy who like just happens to
Speaker 1: look that way. Actually, is that what you think? I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's literally like a scan of somebody. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, though, I don't know.
Speaker 2: My thought is whenever I see this happen and I like,
Speaker 2: I gotta be wrong. It's just just my thought that
Speaker 2: they do that to try to incentivize that person to
Speaker 2: voice act them. Oh maybe, Oh we wanted Robert Pattinson
Speaker 2: and he was like, I'm busy doing Batman six or whatever.
Speaker 1: Charlie Cox, his old roommate to do it. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they got Charlie Dix. Well, so so let me say
Speaker 1: this right, Yeah, so he Charlie Coxs is playing a character.
Speaker 1: This looks like Robert Pattinson clearly. Do you know? Because
Speaker 1: I was curious about this because you can hear it
Speaker 1: in the soundtrack that all the Frenchies operatically singing in
Speaker 1: the soundtrack. You hear every now and again, Claire obscure,
Speaker 1: Like they say the name of the game, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck does that mean? Do you know what
Speaker 1: that means? No, I never looked it up. It means Twilight.
Speaker 1: That's what that means, Claire obscure. Apparent, I mean according
Speaker 1: to Google who. But like, isn't that fucking weird there's
Speaker 1: a Robert Pattinson in the Twilight game that has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with Twilight or Robert Pattinson. Yes, I guess
Speaker 1: that is. It's weird. Is that a coincidence though? That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's it's a circle that closes up
Speaker 1: and it always feels like going on.
Speaker 2: Someone like really tried to will that into existence and
Speaker 2: they kind of miscalculated.
Speaker 1: They probably really thought, oh, we can get Robert Pattinson,
Speaker 1: I bet we can get them. They did it. I
Speaker 1: love when they speak French randomly with their British accents.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about it because on the last show
Speaker 2: I said that, like I wasn knowl why didn't they
Speaker 2: just use English uh speaking French people to do it?
Speaker 1: But I think I was thinking, have you had excuse?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? Excuse? Sounds like we'll not quite
Speaker 1: where's he from?
Speaker 2: Than that he's not those ones they for the French
Speaker 2: Canadians don't have a good English.
Speaker 1: I do think it's genuinely just because French accents. It
Speaker 1: sounds fine.
Speaker 2: Like there's plenty of I've I've watched actually a lot
Speaker 2: of French media, actually a lot of action films they have.
Speaker 1: They have some actually some good really French action movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like the yes, the whole thing is just giving
Speaker 1: up in style movies. So that's that's a misconception. They've
Speaker 1: they've done, they've they don't actually they about World War One.
Speaker 1: In World War two, man, they didn't, they didn't. They did,
Speaker 1: and to they were like, hey, uh they surrendered like
Speaker 1: literally like what once and it just became like they're
Speaker 1: playing their fucking It's like how we won one war
Speaker 1: and then we were like, oh yeah, we're the make.
Speaker 3: It really fucked up and they gave up to the Germans.
Speaker 3: That is why it's fucked up because that's been that's
Speaker 3: been their enemy for so many They went to war like.
Speaker 1: Jimmy, like nineteen times they went like with Jimmy, Jimmy Germany,
Speaker 1: O Germany. I think you said they went to war
Speaker 1: with Jimmy nineteen jim Jimmy Germany, Jimmy Germy the King
Speaker 1: of Germany, Jimmy Germany. Yeah, listen, I don't know. So
Speaker 1: it's a great game. I have.
Speaker 2: I think about check out that battle in War War
Speaker 2: one'd so just don't give if you want to just
Speaker 2: give the French.
Speaker 1: There is that the one with the zombie Russians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one when they somehow they do no actually did
Speaker 1: you know this? But they like that. It's definitely not
Speaker 1: what I was talking about, but go ahead. Oh I
Speaker 1: can't remember what it's called, but like there's like a
Speaker 1: there's like a fucking song about it, but some it's not.
Speaker 1: It's oh my god, I can't remember then the band name,
Speaker 1: but like it's the I think it was like a
Speaker 1: it was a German Russian conflict where like the Germans
Speaker 1: like bombed, like they gassed this Russian bass or whatever,
Speaker 1: but the gas like wasn't calibrated right, so it's just
Speaker 1: like it just kind of fucked them up real bad.
Speaker 1: And so like all the Germans thought that the Russians
Speaker 1: were dead, so they went in and it was just
Speaker 1: like a bunch of melting fucking Russians fighting but like
Speaker 1: killing them and they thought they were like zombies and shit.
Speaker 2: It was like it terrified the shit out of them.
Speaker 2: So you're probably thinking of the band, I'm assuming a Sabotan. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah there they're like the historical power metal band. Really
Speaker 2: a really informational Actually actually they have a song called
Speaker 2: the Field of Verdun Uh that you can learn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought, like because I think I
Speaker 1: remember seeing that name and being like, oh, is that
Speaker 1: the same thing?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: And no, this is the one where they just the
Speaker 2: French like fought for like infinity billion days and did.
Speaker 1: Not surrender, like you know, kind of a thing there
Speaker 1: we pulled w window.
Speaker 2: Off fed by Gustave uh Robert Gustavenson or whatever.
Speaker 1: They're just ripping the legs off of frogs who leg
Speaker 1: fucking mimes. I hate those fucking mimes. Man, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love that it's a French game with a mime
Speaker 1: enemy time fucking male. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The first side, well, it's the that she has that
Speaker 2: fucking mind costume. Essentially she does, but the stripes.
Speaker 1: I went through this and I went through this crazy
Speaker 1: fucking boss battle and I was like, oh man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get something cool for this, and I just got
Speaker 1: like a fucking nice haircut. Was crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, dude, I could get a
Speaker 3: fucking sword that someone's God. Then it's like you got
Speaker 3: a little healthy there.
Speaker 1: You look cute, you look a little cutter, you're not
Speaker 1: as dirty. It's like there are times where I thought
Speaker 1: like I was progressing the main story, you know, because
Speaker 1: there's no mini map and there's no like there's nothing
Speaker 1: that tells you like, this is the main path, go
Speaker 1: do these other things, okay. Yeah, So like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm making making headway, and I would fight this like
Speaker 1: really hard boss. I was like, all right, I'm ready
Speaker 1: for the next fucking area. And then it's just like
Speaker 1: you get a haircut and then you have to go
Speaker 1: back and find where you made the wrong turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there has to be a cinematic cut scene or
Speaker 2: the cinematic bars have to come down, otherwise it's not
Speaker 2: a part of the main stream.
Speaker 1: You start running and eventually you're in a cut yeah,
Speaker 1: like it does that thing or like and then you
Speaker 1: start slowing down. I'm like, okay, here we go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's I fought yeah, like a big boss that it was.
Speaker 1: It was similar thing. It was early in the game
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh, this had nothing to do with nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, anyway we should we should get to questions. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for uh thanks, uh for why am I thinking
Speaker 1: anybody lightning lightning? That's the lightning lightning round light. We're
Speaker 1: gonna answer our questions from our Patreon, from our Patreon
Speaker 1: subscribers over a patreonc concepts starting to remember go over
Speaker 1: there if you want to add ad free early access questions,
Speaker 1: the ability to ask questions, and the ability to get
Speaker 1: your name right at the end of the show. Do
Speaker 1: all that jazz. First question got from the Stark Tank's
Speaker 1: favorite wrestler wrote in Gain, I guess it's game. Gain's
Speaker 1: a big fan of the show again game. Yeah, game.
Speaker 1: You posted them recently again too.
Speaker 2: That was like I just I was looking for something
Speaker 2: in my gallery or whatever, and I was just like, oh, gain,
Speaker 2: it's just I don't know, it was just looking good.
Speaker 1: And I think that game, I.
Speaker 3: Think that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen,
Speaker 3: like the internet being like gay Caine is really funny.
Speaker 1: It's so dumb.
Speaker 2: You didn't think anybody would ever actually execute that, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's a it's a like a
Speaker 2: you say it and then you laugh and you never
Speaker 2: think about it again.
Speaker 1: And this guy was like jackpot.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, uh sco kind of sounds a
Speaker 2: little bit like your dad.
Speaker 1: That's what people were saying. Yeah, like my dumb I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh man, it kind of takes It's
Speaker 1: not exactly, but it's in the same ballpark of like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: do you need a whole? It's close about your loved
Speaker 1: woods die like beaches can carry.
Speaker 2: There's such an like like I'm like, you are you
Speaker 2: are you are imaginably powerful. I know you're not helping me.
Speaker 1: He's really frustrated. There's parts of that game where like
Speaker 1: I get genuinely frustrated because I'm like where is this guy?
Speaker 1: Like where is this Why would I press start? He's
Speaker 1: on my team.
Speaker 2: You can see everybody there, you know, when you like, oh,
Speaker 2: if you want to go through the inventory, he's there
Speaker 2: and he does nothing. He's just there on the screen, Like,
Speaker 2: get off the screen.
Speaker 1: You can't do anything for me. It's like I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm here on moral support.
Speaker 3: The picos. The way the picos and the lumens work
Speaker 3: one of the best things in.
Speaker 1: The picos and lumins. So he's talking about the pictos
Speaker 1: and the lumina picos, the picos and the lumens. He's
Speaker 1: allergic to remembering proper nouns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah again those are I just like how
Speaker 2: it isn't it isn't even overwhelming, like just what you need,
Speaker 2: the stuff that you're you're you're given. It's easily because
Speaker 2: some people are intimidated by how much ship goes into
Speaker 2: some RPGs where it's like there's so much oh yeah stuff,
Speaker 2: like fuck, I don't even know where to start. It's
Speaker 2: easily the most accessible RPG that I've play. It's so balanced,
Speaker 2: better than Fantasys have the remake for sure, Like really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think by a lot.
Speaker 1: I think f F seven's problem comes to like when
Speaker 1: you upgrade your weapons and it and you're like, what
Speaker 1: it's really stupid is It's like what is Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't played it, dude. It sends you. It sends
Speaker 1: you to this separate men It's almost runs. This is
Speaker 1: the same issue that I have with like Destiny's menus,
Speaker 1: how like each of them are like function completely differently,
Speaker 1: but like basically like everything's like a list in Final
Speaker 1: Fantasy seven remake generally, and then you get to the
Speaker 1: weapon upgrades and then it just sends you off to
Speaker 1: this like almost like a Skyrim Constellation upgrade screen where
Speaker 1: it's like it just functions completely differently.
Speaker 2: I was doing it wrong the whole time, and then
Speaker 2: like I watched the video and was like, I hate
Speaker 2: that you have to watch a video.
Speaker 1: To learn that you're doing something. It should be intuitive,
Speaker 1: yeah it should be Yeah, it's crazy, but then you
Speaker 1: use it the right way and your characters are entirely
Speaker 1: fucking different because it's a bunch of like, uh, they
Speaker 1: have like Unison moves in a new one that like
Speaker 1: completely change the way you play the fucking game.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, what they explained to me
Speaker 3: the way it did. It's stupid. I'm convinced I love
Speaker 3: that game by then. The game is really fun, but
Speaker 3: it's like it's this, I'm gonna say this, We're gonna
Speaker 3: move on to questions.
Speaker 1: This is the in my opinion, the best Turn Base
Speaker 1: RPGA I've ever played personally, like absolutely, and it's not
Speaker 1: even really close good. There's no there's not a single
Speaker 1: Final Fantasy that's better than this. Dude, I think it
Speaker 1: is uh for me.
Speaker 2: If the Legend and Dragon gets a remaster or something,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Does that have like real time?
Speaker 2: Well it has, Yeah, so it has. Uh, it's not
Speaker 2: as uh, it's not as it's not as beefy as
Speaker 2: this game, where there's sure multiple things like dodge jump
Speaker 2: two Perry's the shoot yeah, the free aim, all that stuff.
Speaker 2: This is just it's it has interactive what they called
Speaker 2: additions to where you do your combos, and that makes
Speaker 2: it really fun. And for the people that hated that,
Speaker 2: they have a rings or either there's a really expensive
Speaker 2: ring towards the end of the game you can get
Speaker 2: that it'll do full damage and you don't have to
Speaker 2: press any buttons or this one and you get where
Speaker 2: it'll do half damage, but you don't have to. Like
Speaker 2: for some people it's better because like say a little
Speaker 2: baby trying to play that game probably can't fucking time
Speaker 2: it well, so it's better to get the half damage
Speaker 2: of the full combo than just fucking up your combo
Speaker 2: and so like. But the combos are it's so cool,
Speaker 2: like your massive Roster, and then some of them are
Speaker 2: like nine hits towards the end, and it's like faster
Speaker 2: and then getting slow, so it's like you really have
Speaker 2: to pay attention.
Speaker 1: I do satisfying. Yeah, I just prefer real time. It's
Speaker 1: like this game, and there's a couple of other ones,
Speaker 1: like Child of Light from a long time ago was
Speaker 1: somewhat similar. See If Stars more recently had like a
Speaker 1: timing kind of thing. But like I like when people
Speaker 1: remember that turn based RPGs can also be video games,
Speaker 1: Like I like when I like when a turn based
Speaker 1: RPG is a video game, Like that's nice.
Speaker 3: I wish that happened more off the real time combat
Speaker 3: interactive combat like that is a better idea for turn
Speaker 3: based RPGs.
Speaker 1: Now, well, it's just a it's a it becomes a
Speaker 1: video game at that like I've said this for years,
Speaker 1: and I know people it's like, oh, you could boil
Speaker 1: anything down to it, to this simplification, and I know
Speaker 1: you can. But like, genuinely playing a turn based RPG
Speaker 1: with no interactive elements feels like scrolling through a DVD menu.
Speaker 1: To me, it feels like, I'm it feels like I'm saying,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna. It's so disrespectful to a whole medium.
Speaker 1: I know, but like it does like it feels like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. It's like if I had like a list
Speaker 1: of like you know, if picture of DVD menu with
Speaker 1: like a bunch of like different things listed and they're
Speaker 1: just dot MP fours of like an attack animation. That's
Speaker 1: kind of what they are. I mean, that's how it well.
Speaker 2: Back in the day before there was any animations happening,
Speaker 2: no moves or nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like Pokemon, it was just like moving slightly.
Speaker 1: I'm playing Final Fantasy six right now and it literally
Speaker 1: is that. It's like attack. It was very I'm having
Speaker 1: fun playing.
Speaker 2: Even before that those like I'm not saying c RPGs,
Speaker 2: there were no animations. It was just telling you what happened,
Speaker 2: and there was like yeah, and stuff like that, and
Speaker 2: you know, you use your imagination, which is fine, but I.
Speaker 1: Mean the game does that too sometimes when you're at
Speaker 1: camp or whatever like it kind of details like how
Speaker 1: the conversation right, yeah, yeah, I like that stuff. I
Speaker 1: don't mind it. And I'm sure those games are good
Speaker 1: by the way. I'm not like because you could also
Speaker 1: be like, oh, shoot shooters are just like click the
Speaker 1: click the heads, you know, like I get it.
Speaker 2: Points it is, it's it's all like you know, it's
Speaker 2: all experience based, like how how it feels when you're
Speaker 2: operating yourself. Because like that, some people can't even I
Speaker 2: know people that get motion sickness from playing fbs's I've
Speaker 2: never I never happened to me once.
Speaker 1: No nice get motor sickness. I never got it from
Speaker 1: you know what. The only game that's ever given me
Speaker 1: motion sickness for for the first person shooter fucking A
Speaker 1: Battlefield Bad Company, the first one on three sixty, because
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, people in the audience look up gameplay
Speaker 1: this thing on three sixty, not the PC version, which
Speaker 1: I don't even know if there is one, but like,
Speaker 1: if there is one, don't ignore that one play because
Speaker 1: I played the three sixty version, and dude, it feels
Speaker 1: like it feels like like you're zoomed in. It feels
Speaker 1: like you're zoomed in forever, and like you just you
Speaker 1: can't get a sense of like anything that's around you.
Speaker 1: It's it's truly fucking wild, how like bad it is.
Speaker 1: That's the only game that I've ever felt that way about.
Speaker 1: And VR fucks me up a little bit too, but
Speaker 1: that makes V that makes more sense. Yeah, it almost
Speaker 1: makes me fall, makes me like that get in like yeah,
Speaker 1: so snark Tank's favorite wrestler road and he says, sub
Speaker 1: d orcs uh. If you had to abandon the shackles
Speaker 1: of society and become a local cryptid, what would you be?
Speaker 1: What would be the lore surrounding you? And what would
Speaker 1: be the local areas and general general feeling towards you
Speaker 1: as a cryptid? Thank you guys for everything you do?
Speaker 1: Obvious and that's crazy. Be the tree giggler, the tree
Speaker 1: you'd be the tree giggler? Was it? The trash giggler?
Speaker 1: The dumps the dumpster giggler? I remember? Got you? Like
Speaker 1: he just sits dumps giggles And every time somebody goes
Speaker 1: to check he's just there like you hear like he
Speaker 1: be genuinely terrifying, by the way, wouldn't they just he's
Speaker 1: other dumpsters. So it's just it's every dumpster.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're you're going to, like it's late at night,
Speaker 2: You're going to and away and your trash cans laughing
Speaker 2: and giggling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that actually might that would peaks out. That would
Speaker 1: that would actually make my heart sink, I think like
Speaker 1: my heart would. My heart would sink so deep into
Speaker 1: me that I don't think I could ever go out
Speaker 1: there yet. I don't think I could ever throw anything right.
Speaker 1: I would fite people over just to throw my stuff out.
Speaker 1: So here's the problem.
Speaker 3: Does it happen all the time, it's often that's a
Speaker 3: one time it would happen thing that would fuck up
Speaker 3: the way you deal with life.
Speaker 2: Well, see it would if it happened so seldomly, if
Speaker 2: it happened, if it's not all the time, if it
Speaker 2: was enough to where I'm like, oh, this is gonna
Speaker 2: happen this time, I would get you know, It's.
Speaker 1: It's often enough for you to know that you're not hallucinating,
Speaker 1: but not so often that it becomes like this predictable thing.
Speaker 1: I would say, like maybe once every I would say this,
Speaker 1: maybe like three ish times a year. Maybe see that's enough.
Speaker 2: To where that's that could really You'll forget about it
Speaker 2: for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it'll happen. You're like, wow, what happened.
Speaker 3: For a while, then you bring it up to Jojo.
Speaker 3: She'd be like, you saw that too, and you were like,
Speaker 3: you didn't tell me about this? Yeah, you would just
Speaker 3: letting me be crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that is crazy enough to worry. There
Speaker 2: are certain things, so I wouldn't tell him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody, if you hear dumpster giggling and then you
Speaker 1: open the dumpster and there's nothing in there, you just
Speaker 1: gotta keep that to yourself.
Speaker 2: I probably if to try to know that. Brains can
Speaker 2: easily Like I had a friend. I had a friend
Speaker 2: this was like a telephone thing. She was a Christian
Speaker 2: and so she easily believed it right. She was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: my friend saw a demon on somebody's back.
Speaker 1: Classic like, oh, I'm sure you did, Like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you never saw a demon on somebody's bats.
Speaker 1: This girl has a real trouble from seeing him.
Speaker 3: She's one of the people that's seen something paranormal, like
Speaker 3: I literally can't sleep anymore.
Speaker 1: Like those are like this, I'm a demon read red,
Speaker 1: check it out, check me out. I love it. Hey,
Speaker 1: I love Frank Castle the Punisher. Silly, fucking, silly, gobbledly
Speaker 1: good baby noises. They canna make fun of some of
Speaker 1: these delusions, Like I don't know, Like I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't really believe in anything, but like the idea
Speaker 1: that's a crazy that's awesome. I like supernatural in general.
Speaker 3: Like in general, I'm like, I'm like a cosmic pessimist,
Speaker 3: one of those whatever they're called nihilist.
Speaker 1: I guess both. He's a Nile Pit. He's Niles. He's Niles.
Speaker 1: He is the Fraser. That's about right, a gay one. No,
Speaker 1: that's what is Neil Patrick Harrison Fraser. No, he's Malcolm
Speaker 1: in the Middle. He's older brother and Malcolm in the
Speaker 1: middle right. No, that's not at all true.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's a Masterson's brother, Danny Masters brother. I
Speaker 2: can't remember Kenny.
Speaker 1: Mason from freaking what do you call it? From Massive Disciple?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: From Masters of Universe. No, you're thinking of the universe.
Speaker 1: You think he's I'm sorry for Masters of none masters,
Speaker 1: like the bread No, you're thinking of the nun, the
Speaker 1: nun like the horror movie No, like from Sister Act.
Speaker 1: Oh would be Goldberg? Yeah, oh, sister act, what the
Speaker 1: just happened? Goldberg? Like w C w oh, like the
Speaker 1: Jewish family that does sack stuff for me? You just jeweled.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the caro will pick it up
Speaker 1: though the camera won't pick that up. But he fucking
Speaker 1: slabbed when he said juwe, which is crazy actually insane. Je.
Speaker 1: So listen, So Kings is gonna be the dumpster gigler,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Uh. I think I would want to
Speaker 1: be like the the oh Man. What would I want
Speaker 1: to be? I feel like I want to be the
Speaker 1: Yonkers yoinker, you know, and I'd I just jack people off?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: So? I would like, I would give people's penises a
Speaker 1: quick tug and I'd run off into the dark and
Speaker 1: then like uh, I would also maybe do a little
Speaker 1: like a dabble in pickpocketing like you, I would say you,
Speaker 1: and I would run in the shadow. I would be naked,
Speaker 1: of course, I would be very emaciated. People wouldn't know
Speaker 1: exactly like people be like, is that a person or
Speaker 1: is it like a like a mangy dog. Like people
Speaker 1: wouldn't know exactly you're so roughy looking, you're a dog.
Speaker 1: I would treat I would treat my skin so poorly
Speaker 1: that it would be like mostly just uh like piasis,
Speaker 1: and like I would induce siriasis on myself and then
Speaker 1: pick the scabs so that they would grow back even worse.
Speaker 1: And I would like, I would be like this crazy cryptid.
Speaker 1: No one will believe it. They'd be like, you see
Speaker 1: the yunkers you want? It comes grabs your dick calrd
Speaker 1: and he drags you a little bit, and you're.
Speaker 2: Like you let go getting your wallet taking and your
Speaker 2: you're dick jacked off slightly like just like it's really
Speaker 2: a fate worse than death.
Speaker 1: That same hand too, he takes the wallet real little.
Speaker 1: I would I would take the wallet with like these
Speaker 1: fingers picking into and then I would jack him off
Speaker 1: with the other two. And you just it wasn't enough
Speaker 1: to like really stimulate to grow, No, it's not. It's
Speaker 1: just just enough to know that I'm rased. And then
Speaker 1: we run to the shadow. And the second I crossed
Speaker 1: into the realm with shadow, I would I would be on,
Speaker 1: like you have to catch me in the light in
Speaker 1: order to catch me. That's so terrible, that's terrifying. They scared.
Speaker 1: They got to it like the sunset and he disappeared.
Speaker 1: That falls flat, Like, what do we do with this
Speaker 1: guy if he if he gets aggressive, Yeah, I become
Speaker 1: intangible in the dark. If he decides to become aggressive,
Speaker 1: we are doomed, guys. We cannot can take it. He's
Speaker 1: just min He's just yoinking anywhere that there is shadow,
Speaker 1: we can go into it.
Speaker 2: Then what is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why. I'm so I don't know
Speaker 1: why it's I like it. I know cryptis don't normally
Speaker 1: like it's the Jersey Devil, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like this, it's not the there's no one yellow one
Speaker 1: devil or something. Yeah, it's not like the Jersey jevel or.
Speaker 1: But but I like the name of Yonkers anchor Jersey.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be the Jersey jevel Okay, you guys both
Speaker 2: And I'm just a red can't smell treble without evil
Speaker 2: without gem.
Speaker 1: The Jersey the Jersey doing that. While he's doing that,
Speaker 1: pion Man falls down right, people, he blows off his
Speaker 1: last words gurgling.
Speaker 2: Arnold don't look over the ledge and he goes back home.
Speaker 1: He goes back home, he looks over, he goes back home,
Speaker 1: not a word out of him. And then the pigeons
Speaker 1: are and I was like, whoa, there's some weird right,
Speaker 1: there's some crazy pigeons red nowhere in sight blind one.
Speaker 1: He's in bed in the dark, staring at the sea.
Speaker 1: He was crazy, right, right right. Imagine his fucking neighbors
Speaker 1: a bottle of bottle of fucking tomatoes on. He's a
Speaker 1: fucking marinera. He has a bottle. He has a jar
Speaker 1: marin Era on his nightstand and he thinks it's fucking Daranel.
Speaker 1: He's saying this at three a m. His neighbor is
Speaker 1: what is going on up? He's too afraid. He's too
Speaker 1: afraid to say anything. That's just like he's yeah, he
Speaker 1: would be. The walls are so thin. The walls are
Speaker 1: so thin that you could put like a thumbtack through
Speaker 1: one side and it would come out the other. That's paper.
Speaker 1: You couldn't even lean on that. That is if you
Speaker 1: are invade your neighbor.
Speaker 2: You trying to like your beds like against the wall,
Speaker 2: and you're trying to like lean on and play video games.
Speaker 1: It's our neighbor.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're just terrifying their child.
Speaker 1: There's a great people your name of Red Junior.
Speaker 8: People filled this building, who built this place. It's like
Speaker 8: four thousand dollars for rent. It's four thousand dollars a
Speaker 8: week for a studio. Four thousand our week studio studio.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was like Dicavich or something. It was
Speaker 2: like Dickovich's brothers. Oh yeah, exists in this universe. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: mister Digovi does. Spider Man's rent rent guy and his brother.
Speaker 1: It's it's a spider Man exists in fucking that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not that's he's a different reality though I
Speaker 3: don't know in my reality he's it's all the same.
Speaker 1: So the real Deli roaded the real Deliro. Shitty boys,
Speaker 1: that's mean shitty boys. Yeah whatever, what Sadie boy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he says, I just thought you should know that I've
Speaker 1: started saying oh to my pregnant wife's belly, and she
Speaker 1: hates it. But alast Kings and Kingston's dad refuses to
Speaker 1: give up. Thanks Nerds, How do you feel about the
Speaker 1: fact that, like, in some sense, like, let's say, hypothetically
Speaker 1: your dad was fucking dead, right, mm hmmm, in cocoa rules,
Speaker 1: we're kind of keeping him alive. Stop all right?
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. I mean I feel
Speaker 1: nothing for my father. So dude, when he does pass
Speaker 1: you know, and to be a life forever because of
Speaker 1: this joke.
Speaker 2: You will, we should have like one of those like uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know how they have like picture
Speaker 2: frames that have audio in it or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a picture of him and if he passed
Speaker 1: by and it's activated, it's a full sixteen hours of
Speaker 1: completely unique dialogue. Also, like it's like it's cycles. It's
Speaker 1: not enough to fill a whole day, because that would
Speaker 1: be ridiculous, but like it's enough that it only barely
Speaker 1: repeats itself. You don't like about this, like say, say
Speaker 1: we actually this actually happens. We can sell much of
Speaker 1: this he has. Let's say, like he actually has a
Speaker 1: grave and somebody puts that on there. There's somebody from
Speaker 1: your family, like, what the fuck is this? Who is
Speaker 1: this man? In the so far we have a star
Speaker 1: taking meat up back case since Stone he's so disrespectful,
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of autists mean a fucking cemetery.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, my dad's so not like it.
Speaker 1: But I don't care. Whatever. Man, you guys could keep him.
Speaker 1: We can keep him. Ga, Hey, the permission permission? Grand
Speaker 1: do we have permission to use his likeness? We didn't
Speaker 1: even have his like, we invented his like. Well that
Speaker 1: in my head, that is actually him in my head.
Speaker 1: I have it all, yes, all right, all right, let's see.
Speaker 1: Thank you, that's funny. I love that. Keep it up,
Speaker 1: little baby? Did somebody die recently? So many important time?
Speaker 1: Am I just thinking of the pope again? I might
Speaker 1: just be thinking it's not even important to me. So
Speaker 1: so we have that would suck me up? Well, no,
Speaker 1: it would be. It would be a bummer, but it
Speaker 1: wouldn't fuck me up. I don't care. I don't Dawson.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, smile, smile, it's my it's my nigga.
Speaker 1: She's black, right, I don't think so really, but I
Speaker 1: mean it's maybe she's part. I thought she Latino. I
Speaker 1: thought she was I thought she was Latina. That's what
Speaker 1: I thought. She was a hybrid. Maybe maybe let's let's
Speaker 1: look it up this important information. Yeah, so waiting for
Speaker 1: the sweenhunt, and he says, hey, fuckers, I got one
Speaker 1: for Sween. I gotta know, man, what are your thoughts
Speaker 1: on this? Hopson guying? Hilarious? I love that. I don't
Speaker 1: even you didn't even answer that. I just think that's
Speaker 1: a fucking funny question.
Speaker 2: Oh god, she's everything, but it leads with Puerto Rican,
Speaker 2: Puerto Rican, Apple, Cuban and Irish Native American.
Speaker 1: Damn your parents' like fucking exodia. Like she's like the
Speaker 1: Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, she's got everything.
Speaker 2: She got everything there was, uh, you know, colonizers.
Speaker 1: Just not Caribbeans are bro mixed up altogether?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all mixed up.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's mixed up redo crazy. Turns out
Speaker 1: I'm mostly Bulgarian read multiple, I'm entirely Mexican. What fucking
Speaker 1: Frank Campbell's tomato sauce? You're read? What do you think?
Speaker 1: So stupid? I'm sorry, read, I'm hungry. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to use some of your blood sorry read wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait too much. He's he's
Speaker 1: being interrogated. I'm going to kill your best friend.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait he's just like crushing the tomato
Speaker 2: can no, wait, wait, don't do what you read, and
Speaker 2: then but the.
Speaker 1: Happens gets out brutally murdered these people for a break.
Speaker 1: He never lost his family, He just lost the can
Speaker 1: tomatoes that he was convinced he was friends with, and
Speaker 1: that sent him on a violent ramp. They've been trying
Speaker 1: to tell him the entire time. But you gonna You're
Speaker 1: gonna tell him, Frank, You're gonna tell him, no one.
Speaker 1: You didn't have a family, man, You didn't have kids.
Speaker 1: You have a wife. I have a family, Frank, you didn't.
Speaker 1: That was a can to made it. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: like particularly, it was like Kroger Croger. It wasn't even Campbell.
Speaker 1: You're trying to trick me. You're using your fucking mysterio,
Speaker 1: fucking psycho man man games on me. They're not gonna
Speaker 1: work breaks out of the like he was being interrogated.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that he's got the moose
Speaker 1: antlers forever, that basic thing. You should have gone out
Speaker 1: of lifting anymore gonna lifts and blow someone's out of
Speaker 1: give you all our patrons to get to design Sweeney's
Speaker 1: newest laugh road in.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna commission his like weight face but
Speaker 2: like with his hands out with the antlers.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna commission that. It would be worth money.
Speaker 1: It would be and we should absolutely sell by the way,
Speaker 1: a picture frame with a picture kids and dad in it,
Speaker 1: with like a sound thing in it. Just figure out
Speaker 1: how to do that.
Speaker 2: We got to make the prototype it first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll make I would love to make like maybe
Speaker 1: like fifteen of them and then like sell them. I
Speaker 1: will get like one of those that can't be that
Speaker 1: difficult to figure out how to like I would I
Speaker 1: would love to even make those. Just got to be difficult.
Speaker 1: It's got to be a company that will, you know, oh,
Speaker 1: customize your thing. Yeah, it would be such a fun.
Speaker 1: It would be like not even accommodating, like it would
Speaker 1: It would have like the little chip with like the
Speaker 1: speaker in like underneath the pictures of the pictures all
Speaker 1: fucked up and warped. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, fifty dollars patrons
Speaker 1: get to design Sweeney's newest laugh round. He says, what
Speaker 1: a donkey Shrek and Pussy Uh, what animated movie do
Speaker 1: you think didn't like that? Always got you? Who damn
Speaker 1: almost got you? And he says, what animated movie do
Speaker 1: you think was most important to your childhood? You you
Speaker 1: can have a top three of choosing one, it's too hard.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know with Goofy movie, yeah.
Speaker 2: That it just that that one really hits the spot
Speaker 2: in every and maybe even though like I don't feel
Speaker 2: bothered that, like my dad died when I was four,
Speaker 2: I still like seeing other people having that relationship, the
Speaker 2: trials and tribulations between father and son.
Speaker 1: So I thought that was really cool to see No
Speaker 1: body Yells but you. I think that movie is very
Speaker 1: but wait wait, wait wait, I don't I love about that.
Speaker 3: That movie is so well received by black peoples, The
Speaker 3: Goofy movie, it's like very very well with black people.
Speaker 1: Goofy was technically meant to be a black I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know that I never thought about that. I know
Speaker 1: that's historical trure. I don't know if it's true. Ostensibly,
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't think Max is black, but
Speaker 1: Goofy might be. There was nothing that like Max starts
Speaker 1: that movie out like a school shooter. By the way,
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, he's just kind of wait what do
Speaker 1: you mean, wait, explain you see it? Like, explain there's
Speaker 1: a song that Max sings in the beginning where he's like,
Speaker 1: no one understands me. They'll all pay basically, I'll show them.
Speaker 1: And it's like, if you cut that song right there,
Speaker 1: it sounds mega scary.
Speaker 2: Wait are you talking about the like the after today?
Speaker 1: That song?
Speaker 9: Isn't that the they've been laughing since? I can't remember?
Speaker 9: That's exactly what I love it. I love that I
Speaker 9: got to watch it hit you.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. If he can't help it, he's silly,
Speaker 1: so funny. I can remember, Well, they're not gonna laugh anymore,
Speaker 1: no more Maxie the Geek, no more Google. We like before,
Speaker 1: but why say before? Everyone? If you end that song there,
Speaker 1: it's megau that's awesome. I never even thought music is
Speaker 1: so cute.
Speaker 2: I know every syllable of that movie that I thought.
Speaker 2: The I think an underrated part is the when they're
Speaker 2: at Lester's Possum Park. The fucking song that the fake
Speaker 2: like chuck e cheese thing. It's so funny to me
Speaker 2: because of how pathetically fucked up it is. And then
Speaker 2: it's seeing these bumpkins just loving it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's if there's something magical about that where it's like
Speaker 2: these people are it's like entertaining, like a rat or
Speaker 2: something like.
Speaker 1: It's so, you know, there you don't have to do anything.
Speaker 2: I should say a possum, I should have said, it's
Speaker 2: just like it's so, I'm like, bro, whoa, whoa, he's.
Speaker 1: A fucking tea kettle right now.
Speaker 2: Mann grab those those memes of the hamster sucking on
Speaker 2: the the the things, and then it's showing like the
Speaker 2: tin man like getting off fucking flustered coming But.
Speaker 1: It's excellent. That's cutting back and forth. He said, it's excellent.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's a crazy that it's so fucking out
Speaker 1: of bottle. It grabs it and then it puts it in.
Speaker 2: Its mouth all far and like it's like it's just
Speaker 2: it's cutting back and forth. It's like it's like it's
Speaker 2: like the memes where the guy goes like grabs a
Speaker 2: brunch and it's like looking down at them, but he lets.
Speaker 1: So dumb. I didn't so movie, I'm gonna pull up
Speaker 1: both of them. Yeah, I don't know. I loved fucking
Speaker 1: not even for Christmas so much when I first saw
Speaker 1: it that that was the first musical that I saw
Speaker 1: where like every song was a bang. It's it's like
Speaker 1: every single song in that movie is fucking perfect. It's
Speaker 1: the Disney movies. Yeah, like it doesn't and it's short,
Speaker 1: it's not like fucking long. It's great fucking movie. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know that's technically stop motion, but I think I
Speaker 1: don't know that counts. That's animated. I would, I would
Speaker 1: put it out classified. Is that Tarzan? And uh Aladdin?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Aladdin's a banger.
Speaker 1: Tarzan, it didn't. It didn't connect with me. I love
Speaker 1: that I connected with the soundtrack t Tarzan more than
Speaker 1: I connected to know. That's for to god, damn it,
Speaker 1: don't tell me that watching the what is his name?
Speaker 1: Clayton Clayton, Clayton fucking.
Speaker 2: Clayton technically, and Clayton is riding the funk out of Tarzan.
Speaker 2: Tarzan looks like he's having a horrible time and Clayton
Speaker 2: is just has the most blister.
Speaker 1: Crazy now like this, yeah, and he's just fucking he's
Speaker 1: just writing this roll it back and then also shout
Speaker 1: out Tom Press new I love Emperor's New Groove. Also,
Speaker 1: that's not that's an important movie to me. But it's
Speaker 1: like that movie still is still funny, Like I think
Speaker 1: it's like voice delivery in that in that movie that's
Speaker 1: like you know how like Family Guy has those like
Speaker 1: moments of like yes, I know exactly. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: it's the only Disney movie that I've ever seen where
Speaker 1: like it does that, it has it's like improvisational tone
Speaker 1: because it was improvised.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was because of David Spade
Speaker 2: or if it was just like I don't know if
Speaker 2: there was.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, maybe it's it's all of them though,
Speaker 1: Like Eartha Kid fucking yes kills that movie. Dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's so fucking that's she's That's that's the most impact
Speaker 1: she's ever had on me really, because yeah, it was
Speaker 1: from Emperor's New Groove. It's like I love I I
Speaker 1: think it was even in the show too, was a
Speaker 1: live style mm hm wow.
Speaker 3: I heard music was something that was played in my
Speaker 3: like my grandmother. My grandma's favorite singer will always be
Speaker 3: like Deon Walwick and like Pad Labell like her favorites.
Speaker 3: But I heard so much Earth of Kits and Donna
Speaker 3: Summer's growing up. It was obnoxious to the point that
Speaker 3: like that, I'm sure I did I just music is
Speaker 3: so nostalgic to me.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 3: Like literally, if I close my eyes, I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm in the living room of my house in the
Speaker 3: Bronx when my grandma listened to that music.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's like that. It's like, Soya Cruz, freaking Frankie Ruiz.
Speaker 1: What's who else? I think his name is ron A Rayo.
Speaker 1: I gotta be like, does that ship? And I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I've heard that ship so much. I know a lot
Speaker 1: of this music by sound, but like I never looked
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 3: I was I could not avoid that ship. The record
Speaker 3: player was playing all the time I lived in the Bronx.
Speaker 3: It drove me fucking insane. I remember just yeah, it
Speaker 3: wasn't music I could do. You have like musical ties
Speaker 3: to certain video games you would play, and I told
Speaker 3: you my most emotional one.
Speaker 1: We talked about it on the show like many, like
Speaker 1: one hundred episodes.
Speaker 2: Again, for me, it's it's it's little Wayne in Drake
Speaker 2: while playing fucking Resident Evil five.
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks that's so crazy. It sounds crazy. That's ultimately
Speaker 1: recent too. That's like when she will because I remember
Speaker 1: being high as a fucking kite listen my friend playing
Speaker 1: that song. Be in the fuck out of Westerer, Like
Speaker 1: after you beat the game like three times you have
Speaker 1: all the broken ship, yeah, and you blow you'low. He
Speaker 1: would just lay on the ground for a while, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn dude. For me, the PS one is
Speaker 1: every time I look at the ps PS one off
Speaker 1: screen right here, actually the audience can't see, but the
Speaker 1: PS one is synonymous with Marc Anthony to me because
Speaker 1: my mom would play Marc Anthony so fucking much whenever
Speaker 1: I would play this thing and I had it in
Speaker 1: the living room, so like when they would be like
Speaker 1: they would have the music blasting when they were cooking
Speaker 1: or whatever. I would just be in the living room
Speaker 1: interest saying to me, and I'm just like, and I'm
Speaker 1: playing ape Escape and I'm like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on? Associating monkeys. Associated Scape specifically is deeply associated
Speaker 1: with Mark Anthony. And there's nothing I can do about
Speaker 1: for me. You know what's crazy? What's really good for me?
Speaker 3: The sound, the music soundtrack that is the most like
Speaker 3: important in my heart is actually Sonic advanced.
Speaker 1: To his music. Okay, well we're gonna move on. That's gay.
Speaker 1: He's just he just like that is col What scene
Speaker 1: is that from it? What he's like leaning around because
Speaker 1: it's oil is all funcked up.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that movie since I was a kid,
Speaker 2: So that's that's the negro version of mising.
Speaker 1: The freaking's lots of old to me, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that that movie was too old for me to wi.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Actually I've only seen I've only seen clips. Yay bro,
Speaker 1: yeah brother, watching names I'm driving.
Speaker 2: I think my mom just didn't like it's funny because
Speaker 2: my mom's partner love Wizard of Oz. I think my
Speaker 2: mom hated anything had to do with so we didn't
Speaker 2: have Wiz in the house.
Speaker 1: She's just not like Wizards. Was she like like like
Speaker 1: Harry Potter's bad kind of person.
Speaker 2: No, she's actually well actually she's really in a fantasy
Speaker 2: weird anything is. But but no Wiz no Whiz no,
Speaker 2: no she she I don't know for some reason, well
Speaker 2: it's not even some reason. She got really hooked on like.
Speaker 1: Lean like most of it was.
Speaker 3: Having to get your mother. Next question, having to get
Speaker 3: your mother. Yeah, my mom's added to Lean. It's like
Speaker 3: what be crazy? You your your your age too.
Speaker 1: But your mom's like a very much so a grown
Speaker 1: grown ass. A woman is like I've been dripping lean her.
Speaker 1: Any name is Benjamparan? I mean he's a lean. I'd
Speaker 1: love that. I love the syrup, have a serp in
Speaker 1: my cup. I can't help it.
Speaker 2: It really would be great because he was like hip
Speaker 2: hop isn't real music and stuff, and then he just
Speaker 2: just got into the whole culture.
Speaker 1: He's actually like that's how he knows how so that's
Speaker 1: how he's so much of an authority on it.
Speaker 3: It's so weird to me because it's just like who's
Speaker 3: been who says that without understanding undertones what you're saying.
Speaker 1: He's just being racist like to like that, like like
Speaker 1: how do you do that? Like how do you do that? Like? Oh,
Speaker 1: free co Ship? What is this? This is the music?
Speaker 1: It's it's like it's like Charlie, Like it's like like like.
Speaker 3: I understand you may have these beliefs, but like and
Speaker 3: I know they don't even really believe it, but it's
Speaker 3: like you understand who you're baiting, right, Yes, I understand
Speaker 3: who you're getting.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Yes, that is the point. That's whole point. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna read the names now, we're gonna read our
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars patrons, the names, all the people cramp,
Speaker 1: all the people who support the show. I don't wrap
Speaker 1: it up anytime. That's what so many kids. We have
Speaker 1: four pages of name, so let's start. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Three two one. I was conservative, then I watched Chris,
Speaker 1: and now I hate Florida. All left pipeline. Colin Moriarty,
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty, Yeah you, sir, user guild master male mail
Speaker 1: bu uh Male Malibu, Oh, Molly Malibu coched address Christian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got that, dude. That is one of the things
Speaker 1: that lives in my brain forever. They went murder Cariboo,
Speaker 1: they went murderous. Oh there's such a little stress. They
Speaker 1: became murdering. It snowed about as much as it does
Speaker 1: in like Vermont, and they lost their society. They were
Speaker 1: going to kill people. Chris should let AI read the
Speaker 1: names at one percent volume and three time speed. Name
Speaker 1: reading rule is technically honored.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: It's a great idea. We'll get right on it. Colin Moriarty,
Speaker 1: Ah boo aubo. Colin Moriarty, I'm going to kill BA
Speaker 1: with mortar. It's me doctor butto I'm gonna shove my
Speaker 1: entire colon inside of yours. Have you done a show
Speaker 1: with Colin since uh we did the thing? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, because we did Friday, right, I think so? Wait, no, Wednesday,
Speaker 1: we didn't do Friday. No, he had a boo boo.
Speaker 1: That's right, his bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, It's like, yeah, I mean, I'm just I want
Speaker 2: to see what a Colin has to say with all
Speaker 2: of his feedback, and you know, him being such a
Speaker 2: dedicated fan.
Speaker 1: I wanted to, like you guys discuss that. I was.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for it to be brought up by
Speaker 1: a listener. I wanted to like somebody to bring ups like, hey, Colin,
Speaker 1: I know you like rode into you know yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, wait for that, wait for that. I'm so
Speaker 1: fucking over what happened? Nothing does something happened. Had a
Speaker 1: dream that shot in my bed. It's a crazy dream.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy dream, crazy dream. Your bed is so animalistic.
Speaker 1: I was animals.
Speaker 2: Animals usually scratched at the door, like hey, let me go,
Speaker 2: let me go here.
Speaker 1: I was really shit, you are assholes over the door
Speaker 1: right right right, I'm shooting, I'm hitting I made Spaghettio's
Speaker 1: Red All that Tomatoes. Janson, my boy, I love the
Speaker 1: Halo Show. Doctor It's me, Doctor Butter. I read that. Uh.
Speaker 1: Two rats in a trench coat Chris Reagun, Chris Reagan,
Speaker 1: Chris Reagan, Chris Reagan, Chris Chris Reagan, but gay Chris
Speaker 1: Gay Run Chris Reagan, Colon, Colon Moriarty. What the full this?
Speaker 1: J D. Vans killed the Pope with fox dial? Uh?
Speaker 1: Non binary? Jewish person's pronounce are? What? What is this?
Speaker 1: That's I don't I don't even know that. They put
Speaker 1: it on you, put it on you? What is the
Speaker 1: Jews person's pronounces that's that's good. So it's it's they,
Speaker 1: it's they them, but it's in the parentheses to all
Speaker 1: the parentheses. The look that's that's something like an evil
Speaker 1: person would say Nazi coated. It's Nazi coated. But that
Speaker 1: is clever. That's funny. So I'll hand it to you
Speaker 1: and you get this thing off me. Oh sorry, least sorry.
Speaker 1: That felt like I equipped it, like I equipped that phrase, Derek,
Speaker 1: just fucking like a speed bite to make sure I
Speaker 1: wouldn't cut to you. What is that that looks like?
Speaker 1: Looks like something you found a Kickson's bed. I actually chilling,
Speaker 1: actually choking die.
Speaker 2: Oh what they call these?
Speaker 1: A hose? Yeah?
Speaker 2: These are because you know how they have It's all
Speaker 2: the same things. It's like tugle bell, that tuggle bell.
Speaker 2: It's all the same ingredients in different shapes. So you
Speaker 2: have ding dongs, ho hose, cupcakes, all those snacks. They're
Speaker 2: literally the same thing, just different shapes.
Speaker 1: You know what, We're being hard on Kingston a little
Speaker 1: bit because because see the reason the reason I don't
Speaker 1: ship my bed is because I ship my pants always.
Speaker 1: It's all in my pants. It can't get on the bed,
Speaker 1: it's all filters. I didn't wear my Mondy's the one night, bro,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I need any little
Speaker 1: bit of air? Do you normally not sleep with? I
Speaker 1: don't see with clothes on? That's crazy. Sleep naked, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I sleep with underwear for sure. It's a really bad
Speaker 1: habit to start doing that. You don't want to. You
Speaker 1: can't do it without it anymore. It's horrible. I don't
Speaker 1: like having I don't like having my my stuff all
Speaker 1: like fucking free flowing.
Speaker 2: And yeah, especially if it's hot, and then like my
Speaker 2: balls are hot and against my.
Speaker 3: Sleep because literally dominates the bed from me, so I
Speaker 3: sleep to the south. I'm mostly hanging off of it,
Speaker 3: clos hanging off the bed, and I'm like a little
Speaker 3: curled the ball.
Speaker 1: And for a moment I turned back to him. I'm
Speaker 1: just fear.
Speaker 2: So you guys should lie of lucy it and get
Speaker 2: two big beds and put them together.
Speaker 1: I would love to have a different bedroom. I haven't
Speaker 1: even a bedroom, Lily, but she would. I don't. I
Speaker 1: think that's just not she's too traditional. Is that what
Speaker 1: that is of? Yes? The also that's just not. I
Speaker 1: think what you want is just a room. I don't
Speaker 1: think you necessarily care about a bedroom. I do, But
Speaker 1: do you care about like having a I want to
Speaker 1: be I want to be able to go to a
Speaker 1: place I can what I can close do on her.
Speaker 1: That's that's a room. That's like an office. I want
Speaker 1: to be able to sleep there too. Yeah, I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: like if I had an office or whatever, like if
Speaker 1: I had like it, well I do. It's a bad example.
Speaker 1: But like this our this is our studio, so like
Speaker 1: I don't have I'm not gonna put a couch in here,
Speaker 1: you know, but I would couch kind of would fit
Speaker 1: right behind you. Guys, No, wouldn't. There's not a shallow couch.
Speaker 1: It would be so thin as to be fucking useless.
Speaker 1: Is your couch It's like it's one foot deep.
Speaker 2: Well, look at you don't use any of the space
Speaker 2: over here, So we just move everything back.
Speaker 1: I've thought about, like trying to figure out how to
Speaker 1: reconfigure this. I thought about just taking my desk and
Speaker 1: moving it into the fucking living room somewhere, but or
Speaker 1: like in the main room.
Speaker 2: I would move it where your dining table is, because
Speaker 2: when the fuck do you have entertained people to use that?
Speaker 1: I do sometimes it's not super it's not super right,
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. The trade off would be like
Speaker 1: because that's I think we would do that too. I
Speaker 1: had that dining room area really because I feel like
Speaker 1: it's I'm.
Speaker 2: Supposed to It's kind of it's that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's that traditional thing. We're like, I gotta put the
Speaker 2: table here and stuff, and I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm not really.
Speaker 1: Using that much. I think is is that like I
Speaker 1: don't want my stream set up to be facing my kitchen.
Speaker 1: That's the only age, like, it's not really a greade
Speaker 1: in Lily's house.
Speaker 3: I've sat at the dining table at Lily's house maybe
Speaker 3: three times. I like the mom and Dad's oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, why is this here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're a family.
Speaker 2: We're not really that generation of doing that anymore.
Speaker 1: We kind of sitting because we don't have kids. That
Speaker 1: we don't have kids, I would have a reason I
Speaker 1: have a dining room table, but also.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, you know, like the last house a
Speaker 2: little in Vegas, just big ass living room projection thing
Speaker 2: instead of a you know, and they crowd around and
Speaker 2: watch bullshit while we eat.
Speaker 1: When I first left here, I just used that space
Speaker 1: for VR and like gym stuff. That's all I used
Speaker 1: it for. Ah, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I thought
Speaker 1: about just like getting a punching bag and that that
Speaker 1: was it, And I was like, I should get a table.
Speaker 1: You get one of the flesh flights, one of the
Speaker 1: big flush lights. Yeah, yeah, dining room like a flashlight
Speaker 1: for the room. I like that. This is my flesh
Speaker 1: light room. It's specifically yeah, it's just an empty room
Speaker 1: in one flesh light. It's just it's the smell of
Speaker 1: stale chlorine and comm and fucking also of lotions.
Speaker 2: You should get those like trees that's more like come
Speaker 2: to Oh yeah yeah, we had those.
Speaker 1: You should plant them.
Speaker 2: All over the flesh light room anyway, the masks that
Speaker 2: come from smell from your flesh fling.
Speaker 1: We're already fucked. We're already passed that. I wanted run
Speaker 1: calm more already berserker Broi's big bouncy backside, the sloker
Speaker 1: to y so dirty to trench coats and a rat
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Uh Derek Salty strodum sauce. I'm since
Speaker 1: then drop Sick's all he's racist, but he's also like
Speaker 1: he thinks it's cute racism, so endearing. Look at the
Speaker 1: little boon crooked dungeon. As you look at that, do
Speaker 1: a little brand cricken mall. Uh ambassador ass eater Darius
Speaker 1: Potter and the gobblet of Anny. It's fucking stupid, nice
Speaker 1: Darius Potter. All gooners fired at will glaze their mongrel hide.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that name, by the way. Uh. Colin Moriarty
Speaker 1: domination Calin Moriarty, Derek not Choving is innocent. Hashtag free
Speaker 1: him stray Pube on the Urinal Classic Round Eyed Buddy
Speaker 1: Man volunteering as Kingson's dad's pack mule for one of
Speaker 1: those kisses. Denzel Curry's tour is gonna be in La
Speaker 1: at the Shrine Hall on May ninth. VIP gen admission
Speaker 1: or only six one sixty five. Very highly recommend stop
Speaker 1: using tragbt. You got a question, you come to me first.
Speaker 1: Wim Wimfrey O Free. I don't know. Kalamriaty cala moriati
Speaker 1: Calamri already calin Mourriarty roses are red Sween is a
Speaker 1: bot pretending to be Kanye's cousin, so he slabbers on
Speaker 1: my He slabbers my knob. That's insane. That's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's wild. Hey hey Kanye, it's me your cousin. You
Speaker 1: you're still down, still you still do what you used
Speaker 1: to do. I missed the old Kanye.
Speaker 2: You should have video where you he revealed that like
Speaker 2: nigga Hale Hitler. Yeah, I didn't watch the I didn't
Speaker 2: watch the whole video. I saw it and then I
Speaker 2: clicked off of it with the nigga how Hitler, I
Speaker 2: didn't see at the end, dude pulls out a fucking
Speaker 2: chain swastika chain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, oh my god, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know who made that. A swasticist. I don't know. Some
Speaker 1: of you just make swastika. Someone who was some one
Speaker 1: who makes that. For Richard, it's Colin Calmrioty Calmriorty. My
Speaker 1: asses Phillips helped calm Rio Alrety losing all my friends
Speaker 1: in the Custy battle. Kurt Cobaine pov check the Aussie
Speaker 1: X opposition leader, Peter Dutton. I saw there was like
Speaker 1: a big election going on in Australia and I just
Speaker 1: don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish they just aligned with America so all
Speaker 2: of our primaries in generals are the same time.
Speaker 1: So I could keep up. I just wish their terminologies
Speaker 1: were the same too, because I never hear because I
Speaker 1: hear like Tories and like labor, Like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what any of that ship means, dude, Owsers, Yes, scouser Australian.
Speaker 1: I think they have like the Spiderfuckers Union, the Spiderfuckers,
Speaker 1: the ultra Thieves.
Speaker 2: The.
Speaker 1: Spiderfuckers versus the ultra Thieves, Ultra crazy. There's not even
Speaker 1: a fucking there's so old, there's it's just a thieves guild.
Speaker 1: It is, what does it called? That's what I want
Speaker 1: to change. Some guys are on on TV running for
Speaker 1: office in Nightingale Armor Motheruckers from rifting.
Speaker 2: It's like, we want to change, we want to change
Speaker 2: Sydney to rifting in favor all in favor of making
Speaker 2: thievery legal.
Speaker 1: Unanimous. Actually, actually they even want that because isn't it
Speaker 1: isn't part of it that you're not Oh, there's no
Speaker 1: your thief. Yeah, it wouldn't be thieving if it's if
Speaker 1: it's like, if it's legal, that is a good point
Speaker 1: because everybody would be like, we make it illegal, make it,
Speaker 1: make it absolutely, make it harder. You know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know Calmory already King since Dad Convince,
Speaker 1: Kanye Jack w m Ultra Mega dumb, stupid and idiotic
Speaker 1: Beatles going X games mode against the gay bug invasions.
Speaker 1: What there's a whole beatle bug narrative going on in
Speaker 1: the fucking in the names here. I have not been
Speaker 1: following it as closely. Yeah, way hasn't it gone away yet?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. This guy's like really
Speaker 1: into Beatles This predated the beatle boorgs thing. Absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what's so wild. My headphones is disconnected and class
Speaker 1: when Kingston was making baby noises. If Sweeney, if Sween
Speaker 1: was made of plastic, I hope that's true. This is
Speaker 1: the craziest fucking If Sweden was made of plastic, he'd
Speaker 1: be an what we got, He'd be an action nigger.
Speaker 2: That is fucking ridiculous, absolute centim really not even funny.
Speaker 1: But it's it's the way that it's spelt that kills me.
Speaker 1: It's like Maguire almost. That's why I read it. Was like,
Speaker 1: what I like is that it's not it's Kingston.
Speaker 2: It's not if if it's if Kingston is an action figure, correct,
Speaker 2: just him. It's not like not not not a black person.
Speaker 2: It's not Typically if a black person other than Kingston
Speaker 2: is an action figure, he's just an action figure. He
Speaker 2: becomes a figure and on the package it says action.
Speaker 1: There, the you're there. It is so funny, it's pretty great.
Speaker 1: It's that's look that sucks. But I'll admit there's something
Speaker 1: there I don't write. Don't write that in again, that's excellent.
Speaker 1: It's like blaxploitation. Almost Colin already, Uh, you forgot oh Camarady.
Speaker 1: His name also says, comra aready, you got to read
Speaker 1: my name. I apologize, I got you this time, big meat,
Speaker 1: these things Jesus. He fucks me and he knows I'm
Speaker 1: tight by gayness? Is Calin Moriarty and the man who's
Speaker 1: handies on my back to STRM forever Dandy Kingston's dad
Speaker 1: invented black slavery. It's crazy smashing Blumkins. Crazy, the smashing blumpkins. Uh,
Speaker 1: smashing blunkins. That's crazy. Fucking Billy Colon Gun is fucking out.
Speaker 2: My Colin's falling out.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, spied all my fiber, spied all my
Speaker 1: gay I am still just to gay in Dismay Heath Smoker,
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty kids, Colin Moriarty. I'm a better man than you, Rick,
Speaker 1: Uh shame some better man than you? Rick. There's a
Speaker 1: what is this? What am I doing? An impression of
Speaker 1: Zobby Read. You're gonna give me a chance to answer?
Speaker 1: What the hell's wrong? Shame? Shine what? I love that
Speaker 1: crying scene. Dude so good. When he finds out his
Speaker 1: name is really Thomas, then he loses. He starts crying
Speaker 1: like thought I was king this whole time. His son's dying,
Speaker 1: the car on his own blood. Carl is gargling, he's
Speaker 1: coughing up pieces of his own lung. And Rick is
Speaker 1: outside crying. They just find out his name sucks and
Speaker 1: then Degan puts a fucking bad up his ass and
Speaker 1: twirls it around. Dude, still making shows. Yes, it's not over.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Agan and mag have a spinoff show?
Speaker 1: Why wait? Why do they work together? Because justice needs
Speaker 1: to be served? I have no idea, like a cop thing?
Speaker 1: What is going on? They like Ozzie and Drix.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember. I was so uninterested I I
Speaker 2: saw the thing. I don't remember something walking dead sub
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why are they working together? Apparently some something where Maggie's
Speaker 1: kid is. I'm just like, why are they dude?
Speaker 2: They they've had they keep I didn't know that they
Speaker 2: were going to keep going because I saw that they
Speaker 2: had one where uh Mischon and uh Rick got back.
Speaker 1: They have a French one where.
Speaker 2: What's his name Norman Terry was in and I was
Speaker 2: just like, bro, this is I can't believe they're still going,
Speaker 2: Like there's people still interested in this.
Speaker 1: I am truly.
Speaker 2: There was like a billion seasons of fear of the
Speaker 2: Walking Dead, and I don't know a soul that watch
Speaker 2: walking exactly what is it?
Speaker 1: I think it started in l A or something.
Speaker 3: The Walking Dead is about the beginning of it, Okay, Rick,
Speaker 3: because Rick's story starts off two years into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the very beginning. Yeah, I likes to
Speaker 1: see that. Apparently it has many seasons. And one of
Speaker 1: the guys there talking in there show about the Walking Dead,
Speaker 1: there was going over it. There was a Walking Dead economy. Basically,
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought when that show died, it was with Chris
Speaker 2: hard Dick or whatever his name was, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: thought that show was over. That was kind of the
Speaker 2: signal that no one gives a ship about the Walking
Speaker 2: Dead anymore, you know, But apparently someone's still watching.
Speaker 1: Someone's out there being like, I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: what fucking I don't know Herschel's up to. There's a
Speaker 1: show called Zombie Herschel. It's just Zobbie Hearschel trying to
Speaker 1: open up a fucking deli in the middle of sucking
Speaker 1: I don't know, Maine or something. He's like Carl and
Speaker 1: his daughter comes up. I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: Zombie Herschel. That doesn't we're in the We're not in
Speaker 1: the black at all. We're in the red right now.
Speaker 2: Listen, if there was a Zombie Herschel, you bet your
Speaker 2: fucking ass.
Speaker 1: I'm watching all the other couldn't care. There's eight seasons.
Speaker 1: There's eight seasons of Zombie Herschel, and there's a spin
Speaker 1: off called the Young Zombie Herschel. He's a zombie's a
Speaker 1: kid somehow makes absolutely no sense. Somehow young Governor with
Speaker 1: young Micheon's gaitana. Yeah, still cuts his head. Remember this.
Speaker 1: It just basically remember all this stuff, but now kids
Speaker 1: have them. This is where Carl's eye patch comes from. Young.
Speaker 1: So the show about the show about Carl's Eye. What
Speaker 1: happens like the Adventures of Carl's Eye, Carls Young Zombie
Speaker 1: hearsl is gonna go hard man Ah fuck oh man.
Speaker 2: Bringing back uh with Zombie Herschel and and and and Merle.
Speaker 2: They team up zombie Mrle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they open up a bakery in Maine and uh
Speaker 1: they're they're struggling financially. And that's the whole the whole
Speaker 1: show is that.
Speaker 2: I would love that I miss Merl because he was
Speaker 2: just like so racist and quippy.
Speaker 1: He was so vigorously racist no reason. It kind of
Speaker 1: made me well, it's like it's it's Georgia. So it
Speaker 1: was perfect, you know. I was just like, this is great.
Speaker 1: Look Georgia.
Speaker 3: Yes, but like, is this he's so like he's so
Speaker 3: cartoonishly racist and other people are racist.
Speaker 1: Where did you hear about the spin off show that
Speaker 1: they do into where they're they're doing a show called
Speaker 1: Walking Dead Stallions. Have you seen this? What's that? So?
Speaker 1: This is the origin story of the horse from the
Speaker 1: pilot episode that got eaten and you get to see
Speaker 1: his whole journey in the season in the city that
Speaker 1: gets eaten. Yeah, and then he has to go into
Speaker 1: the tank. The tank. Yeah, it's the story of the
Speaker 1: horse in the tank. The horse. No, No, the horse
Speaker 1: isn't in the tanks.
Speaker 2: I don't know where. I don't know anything about the horse.
Speaker 2: That's why this this show is needed.
Speaker 1: There's a horse in the beginning that's been eating by zombies,
Speaker 1: and then you like there's a whole show. There's like
Speaker 1: an eight season show showing how the horse got there
Speaker 1: that's amazing, called Walking Walking dead Stallions eight seasons, and
Speaker 1: his name is I think his name is horse. I
Speaker 1: can't remember exactly.
Speaker 2: It's Horace, Horace the horse, love that horse. The horse
Speaker 2: is actually kind of bad.
Speaker 1: And then there's young walking dead stallions horse. Fucking what
Speaker 1: is the young horse? Even? Cold? Full? I think it's
Speaker 1: a full funest for deer, for like a deer or something. Baby,
Speaker 1: a young horse is a full different Yeah, full. That
Speaker 1: sounds not satisfying it to say at all, No, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's why they didn't call the show full horse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: young fol they call it. It's called full house. The milkman,
Speaker 1: the paper boy. That's the wrong one. That's wrong one. No,
Speaker 1: you're right. Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy,
Speaker 1: all these zombies walking dead is happening everywhere you look.
Speaker 1: Everyone there, walking dad, stallions, walking dads. A horse. You stop,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's go big books. What you started singing?
Speaker 1: Almost ting to me like, oh that's King of Queens.
Speaker 2: I thought I was doing that because I get the
Speaker 2: family matters once mixed up.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the same ship. You know, the same guy,
Speaker 1: it's the same guy. Weird is getting tight. I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here in traffic on the queens Borough Bridge and I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's okay, it's all I won't do Chicken
Speaker 1: drive home. You show you'll be driving home, man, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I watched the Weird amount
Speaker 1: King Queens because it was like it was a like
Speaker 1: for some reason on the on was it on U
Speaker 1: p N. It was like around the Parkers. I don't
Speaker 1: know why he was watching. He loved the up. I
Speaker 1: don't get why. I don't understand why that's weird. I
Speaker 1: watched the Parkers and Monique and anywhere you were like,
Speaker 1: I love the black people are fun. That's what growing
Speaker 1: up at that times like I just remember, like it's
Speaker 1: so confusing to be watching How the world is that?
Speaker 1: Because it's just like I don't know. Did people just
Speaker 1: not watch like I think I watched so much black
Speaker 1: TV growing up? You did? I just don't get our age.
Speaker 1: Era was when it was like blackness was cool. I
Speaker 1: feel like the only way it isn't now Like I
Speaker 1: think even that it was cool, it was just normal.
Speaker 1: It's just so cool community.
Speaker 2: I feel like people watched Fresh Princes Prince and they
Speaker 2: watched The Family Matters. Yeah, the family matter was a hatecle.
Speaker 1: For yeah, sure, yeah, but nobody, nobody, nobody outside watched
Speaker 1: The Parkers. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the
Speaker 1: people listening to go to what the the Parkers is?
Speaker 1: My girlfriend watched it, but she was also you know,
Speaker 1: she was sister, right, she's a juggler. Oh the juggler
Speaker 1: one watching her?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's right, called Andrew's doing stuff. King Queens was
Speaker 2: on around the sign was the white So you don't
Speaker 2: see a guy that clearly uh likes in sant clone
Speaker 2: Plasa even though like it's not in the here, but
Speaker 2: you can tell, like he's a guy that.
Speaker 1: You can tell this guy.
Speaker 2: A video posted your story. I did because like it
Speaker 2: was the a butt rock band that I've never heard
Speaker 2: of before.
Speaker 1: It's so bad.
Speaker 2: And then I went to the to their music video
Speaker 2: and then it was just comments about Tim Poole, and
Speaker 2: I was like, are you like of like of course,
Speaker 2: like you know, like the shittiest butt rock band that
Speaker 2: I've ever heard is associated with Tim Poole because they
Speaker 2: went on their podcast, I guess.
Speaker 1: And I was just like this is delicious.
Speaker 2: Understand that I love White fear Bro. I love I love,
Speaker 2: how scared they are just being around.
Speaker 1: Dave Blood, Dave Blunt's getting stuck in an elevator real
Speaker 1: uh Doctor Drew died this week. Dave trampled at a
Speaker 1: Travis Scott concert mailer goon Uh oh yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: suck my penis, baby, Jerkyard Dixon all night. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is. I don't know either. Kevin Durant's
Speaker 1: feet pop pushing what is it? Pushing a match to
Speaker 1: your into your dick hole and trying to light it
Speaker 1: by swinging your cocket on at rough surfaces.
Speaker 2: That is actually crazy, guys telling us what he's actually tried.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he achieved it. I wonder if you
Speaker 2: got that is it?
Speaker 1: I look, that's horrifying, but that is a fucking hilarious image.
Speaker 1: That is a feat for sure. As Jay when when
Speaker 1: me did fourteen? What is it when me did fourteen?
Speaker 1: Because use me mout as him fascy hole what. I
Speaker 1: don't know what any of this means? Uh fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants. Colin Oh
Speaker 1: no oh wit the settings, Colin Colin Moriard moriar dy
Speaker 1: uh fuck face unstoppable Colin Moriardy, cardboard pie air gorn
Speaker 1: cutting out net and Yaho's colon while like a listen
Speaker 1: Gimli Competo rugan doing those idea of soldiers. Swen's dad
Speaker 1: affectionately talking about his fifth wife at some I was
Speaker 1: seventh divorce, jolly old dipshit, the Ace of Parades. Calm Moriarty,
Speaker 1: Calm Moriarty, Calm mori already Colin mori already one hundred
Speaker 1: swings versus half a gorilla mean Michael Vick fights, fights
Speaker 1: Crypto the super Dog and beats him badly. Colon Moriarty,
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty, Search Peter Lori Fish battle. I don't want
Speaker 1: to search. That is a battle? What do you mean,
Speaker 1: like a death battle? I hope so, I don't the
Speaker 1: idea of death battle where they just run out of actus.
Speaker 1: He's like the Peter Lori Fish versus I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking Nemo. What was that guy's who did the voice?
Speaker 1: Now Nemo has got all sorts of stuff, and you
Speaker 1: know he's got now name I has got a crazy
Speaker 1: helic factor on the back of his you know. But
Speaker 1: the Peter Lorie Fish has got a weapon in his
Speaker 1: back pocket. He's gonna put it out and shoot Nemo
Speaker 1: at the first sat of the confrontation. That's so right,
Speaker 1: my fellow, there was weird. They just did Master G
Speaker 1: versus Doom Guy like in the last week no waygo.
Speaker 1: You would think, well, maybe I just saw it recently,
Speaker 1: but I remember in my mind reread it. They might
Speaker 1: have redone it because I remember looking at It's like
Speaker 1: something stuck out to me. It was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is more recent than I would have expected. Right, it's oh,
Speaker 1: guess who wins by? Like, dude, you even know why
Speaker 1: you would even do?
Speaker 2: To me, They're like, watched Mojo, but they kept going
Speaker 2: and successfully. Yeah, because watch Mojo. Everyone was like, I'm
Speaker 2: so over this.
Speaker 1: I think much mojor is still going to that.
Speaker 2: Well, they're still going, but I feel like their numbers
Speaker 2: are probably embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're pretty good. Are they on the rebound? Well? No,
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's like a Nigahiga situation where
Speaker 1: like he's not relevant but they're successful. He's been gone
Speaker 1: for a while. I guess he's gone gone. Bryan.
Speaker 2: To be fair, the last time I out didn't watch Mode,
Speaker 2: but he was.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say the last time I did
Speaker 2: to watch mojor they were getting like twenty K views
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but they're they're like volume over you know,
Speaker 1: you're true. But that's also for a channel that I
Speaker 1: think has like tens of millions is kind of was
Speaker 1: it like one? Was it a video topic that you
Speaker 1: would have expected to have more? Let me? Let me.
Speaker 1: Let's just because there's sometimes where it's like top ten
Speaker 1: hot sauces in TV shows, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: And that's like that has a ceiling, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I might watch that Top ten halts like a video
Speaker 2: thirty minutes ago? Was it Top ten watch Mojo videos?
Speaker 2: Top top ten best and worst changes in the Last
Speaker 2: of US Season two So far so two hours ago?
Speaker 1: Top twenty. Yes, I wouldn't watch it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they release Okay, the volume has increased exponentially,
Speaker 2: probably since their views that dipped so much, because you
Speaker 2: have Top twenty ridiculously manly men in movies. Top This
Speaker 2: was six hours ago. It was twelve K Top ten
Speaker 2: worst superhero movie sequels ever. I might actually want to
Speaker 2: watch that eight hours ago eleven K Top ten dumbest
Speaker 2: things actors ever said, Yeah, see that's one where I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, what the fuck? Top ten black Shirts, Top ten.
Speaker 2: Twenty hours ago, Top twenty most ruthless betrayals in history.
Speaker 1: Today I watched Mojo. We're going over the top ten
Speaker 1: passive shots of fingernails and movies. That's crazy Number one
Speaker 1: from us Still Dawn.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so they're basically at the same thing, but
Speaker 2: they increase their volume. They're like the quartering that would
Speaker 2: say five or so things a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you offset it. I guess. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: calmri already that's the election proving just how fucked Sepos are. Sepos.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this means. What are you saying
Speaker 1: how fucked Seppos are? Like, I guess it's a party.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Noea ep you live in a fake world.
Speaker 1: To me, you have to understand is it an acronym
Speaker 1: if Louis. If Louis spears doesn't tell me something happens,
Speaker 1: it basically isn't real over there, you know, Like I
Speaker 1: have to find out what happens in Australia through him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Between my episodes of watching fucking you know, fall House
Speaker 1: and Young uh Young Zombie, Herchel big gay beetle guzzling.
Speaker 1: Come like it's sugar water smitching. The kid calling more
Speaker 1: more like Colin Moore Retardi like it's sugar waters crazy.
Speaker 1: Colin Moore Retardi is like a great, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's ever heard that. I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: him that just casually. He's gonna have like a Vietnam
Speaker 1: flashback to like high school. Oh yeah, no, no, what's
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna write a game thanks guide for fucking I
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Speaker 1: I come at the Star coffee yasir arafat cock yank.
Speaker 2: It's a oh seppo is basically like like like calling
Speaker 2: someone a yankee.
Speaker 1: Fucking.
Speaker 2: That's the form of slayg being a uh, a diminutive
Speaker 2: of septic tank, which is in turn a rhyming slang
Speaker 2: for yank. You short version of yankee.
Speaker 1: That's too much. Yeah, we're ship I guess okay A
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's so fucking stupid checking out, I'm
Speaker 6: not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Can we get Kingston's grandma on the podcast? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, I really don't think. Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead, Die,
Speaker 1: we do the podcast in her in her hospice. Let's
Speaker 1: not okay, let's not. That's fair. That's fair. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how hell your life would have to
Speaker 1: be for it to end with your kid grandchildren doing
Speaker 1: a podcast next to it? Seems like I would just
Speaker 1: be sad. What if we swap the tubes? Crazy? Uh?
Speaker 1: Colin the Moriarty the guna bomber again. It's then I
Speaker 1: transformed into your ginger version of Tolin Moriarty needed the
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Speaker 2: Come shot is technically one is a compound word, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, and we'll have comeshat gaming is one word too,
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Speaker 2: Okay, let me, I'm a one word come shock what
Speaker 2: popped up eighteen subscribers?
Speaker 1: A eighteen? And then there's another one that actually has it,
Speaker 1: come shot.
Speaker 2: Uh, space Framing that has fifty subscribers their avatar's pumpch Mobley.
Speaker 1: That's so good, Snart tank Fander the forty Tael Salvador
Speaker 1: uh service, aged two sixty seven. Colin Moriarty, Uh, maybe
Speaker 1: that's him. Maybe maybe that is cumpshot gaming. Actually we
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Speaker 1: I forgot. Oh yeah, right, ninth level wizard advocation Itchy
Speaker 1: Colon Colin Moriarty. Morgan joins the podcast How Long Until
Speaker 1: Derek Dies, having a recent with her and Lilith. Lilith
Speaker 1: oh her sister. Oh, I was thinking little from Borderlines.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's hot too as well, Morgan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the original one, not the Kate Blanchett fucking fifty
Speaker 1: year old one. I mean, that's that's the one. I
Speaker 1: think Kate Blanchett is attractive. I don't think Kate Blanchett.
Speaker 1: Lilith is like fucking you was stupid. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: still it's like just so stupid that I can't respect
Speaker 1: her enough. I can't see with somebody that I don't
Speaker 1: like them and I sleep with them. That's that's okay, man,
Speaker 1: I mean waste five eighty three Calin Moriarty, Peppini Brothers,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft movie be like, I am Steen.
Speaker 2: So I guess this guy's name is Maybe it's a usual.
Speaker 2: I don't know because every it it says crazy motherfucker
Speaker 2: before everything that it does, So like I don't understand,
Speaker 2: Like what what?
Speaker 1: So cumpshot Gaming is a YouTube channel with eighteen subscribers.
Speaker 1: It's at cumshot Gaming and every video that he has
Speaker 1: uploaded it's like eleven years ago, which is awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's just a crazy motherfucker killed cam, no setup,
Speaker 1: crazy motherfucker hack or crazy motherfucker KSG, crazy motherfucker trick shot, uh,
Speaker 1: crazy motherfucker rusher, crazy motherfucker multi kill, crazy motherfucker rushing moab,
Speaker 1: crazy motherfucker care package. Fine, just told like this is great.
Speaker 1: I love old fucking shit like that years ago. Crazy.
Speaker 1: That's like that video that the the kid in black
Speaker 1: ops or whatever or they're having that one one with
Speaker 1: that guy. He so he got shot in real life,
Speaker 1: remember that? So there's a I do you have it?
Speaker 1: I lost it like a long time ago. But this
Speaker 1: is video of this is basically like this this squeaker child,
Speaker 1: like twelve year old, eleven year old kid challenges this
Speaker 1: guy to a one v one and like an ass
Speaker 1: of course, he's like, I'll do it. I don't think
Speaker 1: the other guy's on MIC or anything, but he's like
Speaker 1: he's in the map and he's just dunking on this kid,
Speaker 1: and the kid's screaming over mic and he's crying, and
Speaker 1: there's a point where he gets shot. And the soundscame
Speaker 1: of it is so funny because you just hear a
Speaker 1: gun shot, you hear echoing, and then you hear like crying,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like how I've been shot crying, and
Speaker 1: then you hear another gun shot and then nope, and
Speaker 1: then it so it sounds like this child has just
Speaker 1: been executed. That's great, but that reminds me of that's old.
Speaker 2: I can't find that there's there's an audio that is
Speaker 2: being circulated and used to do everything, but it's originally
Speaker 2: from Fortnite, so which makes sense because uh, there's a
Speaker 2: guy that has like infinite like grenades that make you
Speaker 2: dance or whatever, that make you emote, and so this
Speaker 2: kid spawns in like this house thing and he can't
Speaker 2: get out because the guy just.
Speaker 1: Keeps throwing those grenades at him. He's like, stop it,
Speaker 1: stop it. He starts crying child. Stop. It is so
Speaker 1: fucking it's everybody knows it. Stop it stop.
Speaker 2: The original video was so funny because like you're seeing
Speaker 2: it in other stuff where people are like that's sad
Speaker 2: because like there was a Call of Duty version. People
Speaker 2: are just putting over everything like why is a kid
Speaker 2: playing that? I was like, no, you gotta watch the original.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Did you see that? They put fucking uh Seth Rogan
Speaker 1: and called.
Speaker 2: It Seth and somebody else too, Seth Rogan and somebody
Speaker 2: else just as silly.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. I know Nicki Minaj was in there
Speaker 1: a long time ago.
Speaker 2: See that's more reasonable, okay, Like like to me, Nicki
Speaker 2: Minaj is like I just like nick Minaj has a
Speaker 2: huge fan base like that that ride for her and
Speaker 2: they'll go play Fortnite and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Seth Rogan. It is weird. I will say
Speaker 1: the animation that because there's like execution, there's there's execution
Speaker 1: animations in that game now, and the Seth Rogan ones
Speaker 1: are pretty funny. Like he because he's like cowardly like
Speaker 1: so he's like he goes up to he's like he
Speaker 1: like looks away and there's one where you like he
Speaker 1: fumbles with the gun and drops it and then it
Speaker 1: like it it falls around, and then it's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, that's that's cool. It's funny. This should not
Speaker 1: be called duty at all. But like if somebody else
Speaker 1: made it, if this was another game, this would be cool.
Speaker 1: That's right. You know. Yeah, the people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: the the Fortnite is ruined call of Duty, that's what.
Speaker 1: It's the problem that happens with a lot of I
Speaker 1: guess this is well, no, I do think it like
Speaker 1: because you play certain games because of the the feel
Speaker 1: right and like what they're trying to get across to you.
Speaker 1: And I do think the sad truth about multiplayer games
Speaker 1: that like multiplayer games don't have identity anymore because it
Speaker 1: just eventually just becomes crossovers. It just becomes like, oh,
Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj's here, Oh the Stormtroopers are in Destiny now. Oh,
Speaker 1: and it's just like it sucks. It is lame like
Speaker 1: this when when like Battlefield and these things actually had like.
Speaker 2: A immersion breaking I would say that for sure, like
Speaker 2: a certain things like I never played the Payday games,
Speaker 2: but I remember they.
Speaker 1: Put like Ethan and Ela in there. Oh my God, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. And so like after a while you're kind
Speaker 1: of like, all right, well this is this is silly.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if the game was always like
Speaker 2: just completely wacky or.
Speaker 1: If the clown mass I guess, but that was like, hey, yeah, you're.
Speaker 2: Covering your face, so yeah, painty too. They collab with
Speaker 2: and El?
Speaker 1: Why did they put to his Raelis and give about
Speaker 1: robbing banks? So what do they mean by that? Can
Speaker 1: we please keep going? Even for me? I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know what's fucked up? He would somehow he would
Speaker 1: probably be like is this real? Like he he modern
Speaker 1: he would not be cool with him, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, dude, Like I don't know. It's it's what
Speaker 1: bumps me out about, like Marathon, because as I was
Speaker 1: playing it, I was like, man, this looks so weird
Speaker 1: and unique and I like it, but I know eventually
Speaker 1: it's buzz I know, eventually, yeah, buzz light, You're eventually
Speaker 1: is gonna pop in here, and uh, fucking I don't
Speaker 1: know the cast of I think you should leave is
Speaker 1: gonna be a playable cad like you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: it's eventually he's just gonna not be cool anymore. And
Speaker 1: that's kind of a bummer, And that's just like all
Speaker 1: games are doomed for that. Joe the Joel from the
Speaker 1: Last of Us Miller Jolin in Fortnite. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. No, I can't say that I don't think
Speaker 1: he is. I actually can't say no, because yeah I would.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that he is. Yeah, I know matter
Speaker 1: even credos are but uh yeah right, I don't want that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: zombie hershe's zombie young zombie Herschel is there too, young
Speaker 1: zombie Herschel is in it. Great? Oh cool, I love
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, whatever, fucked up again? Absolutely magic doc doctorson.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So for anybody curious, like off Off the Rep,
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, we should keep it to two
Speaker 1: hours to two hours and fifteen minutes. It's two forty
Speaker 1: nine right now. Yeah, we fucked it up. Actually the
Speaker 1: amount of time is actually almost how exactly what time is?
Speaker 1: It's kind of wild interesting. The Pippini Brothers not exactly,
Speaker 1: but like close, how do we fix that? We plasitive
Speaker 1: for a while and then we, uh, it's not worth anything.
Speaker 1: The the Pippiti brothers, Jeffrey, see that I'm seeing Doc
Speaker 1: Doctors and the Colin swinging sure Jewelry from Street Fighter
Speaker 1: giving me a syrupy foot job under the table at Denny's.
Speaker 1: It's two am. Now it's about Luna. No Luna? Oh
Speaker 1: uh from Claire from Yeah from Claire, your feet's are out?
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 2: I saw the few times I go on Facebook, the
Speaker 2: first thing that popped up this is uh ten out
Speaker 2: of ten it was just a circle her feet, you
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 1: Every time I did switch her, I thought about it constantly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they are just because she doesn't run around, she's hugs.
Speaker 1: Her feet are just up and frame. So I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, guys, just like, so about this
Speaker 1: about that she?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: Right? You know what do he know? Wait?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about like some spoilers or something.
Speaker 1: Luna's there and that you know that doesn't you know?
Speaker 1: Are you trying to like, is this a spoiler that
Speaker 1: you're are you trying to go to a spoiler? You
Speaker 1: guys are ahead of me, So I can't spoil thing
Speaker 1: for you guys what experience, But I mean for people like,
Speaker 1: is it like a spoiler for people? We're trying to
Speaker 1: talk about her feet? What's going on?
Speaker 3: Spoil something, but it's kind of I'm just kind of
Speaker 3: confused Son's happening, and I'm like, this can't be possible with.
Speaker 1: Her feet, no, with her in general. So that wasn't
Speaker 1: a spoiler, but like maybe, like it was weird, We're
Speaker 1: gonna we cut out be really funny if he was correct,
Speaker 1: But you can't be because you finished the game. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean like, yeah, I don't know what I really have.
Speaker 1: I wish you could hear what he said. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe we'll we'll bounce back on it after a few weeks.
Speaker 1: Give people some time to finish the game. Uh so
Speaker 1: jury giving a job? Okay, pp ranking funny funny? Wait,
Speaker 1: ranking funniness won't work because Derek is both the most
Speaker 1: and least funny depending on his mood. Oh, that's I
Speaker 1: see what you're saying. Look, I forgot. I forgot that
Speaker 1: we were we asked for that that with a rank
Speaker 1: the most at least when depending on mood, depending on mood.
Speaker 2: I guess, well, I mean is that's I think that's
Speaker 2: everyone who's you could even be considered a comedian, So
Speaker 2: you can still do it. I guess, yeah, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like every everyone you could still do
Speaker 2: it even I say, George Colin when he's not being funny,
Speaker 2: you know he's not you know.
Speaker 1: Does work? Does a work? Sir Colin Moriarty, Me be fishy, limp,
Speaker 1: biscuits and gravy, Colin Moriarty, John Strickland, Merks eighteen and nine,
Speaker 1: Rip Young Dolph, Colin Moriarty, fucking Kingston's dad, No idea
Speaker 1: it off, Young Dolph? No way free ras play Kate
Speaker 1: nine six ask create enter and his testicles. But it's
Speaker 1: pronounced like a Greek hero carnage with that smooth criminal
Speaker 1: drip has had has has to be seen to believe,
Speaker 1: to be believed it does because I don't believe it,
Speaker 1: Dess goopy, Colin Moriarty, come on, come on, Eileen. Oh,
Speaker 1: I actually don't know by Dex. He's been night run.
Speaker 2: I don't know who Young Dolph is. He died in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: He's too bad. He did for like four years. He's
Speaker 1: been there for an entire high school. Yeah, so he's Chicago.
Speaker 1: I bet he's. Oh, he's probably in some drill shit
Speaker 1: probably guess apparents in och Genesis. Oh my god, was
Speaker 1: he in the Coco? Oh? No, he dosn't cut it,
Speaker 1: same ship anyway, Tomoy already, I don't know, young Dolf.
Speaker 1: Hung Bob's made me the goon lagoon. Oh wait, wait,
Speaker 1: what is it? Hung Bob's come made the goon lagoon?
Speaker 1: Nicky Ziggy Splooge McDuck diving into a large vault full
Speaker 1: of cum parentheses. He owns a large sperm bank, Private, that's.
Speaker 2: Crazy, he's fuck he's contaminating all the sperm. He mixed
Speaker 2: all the sperm together in the sperm bank and it's
Speaker 2: useless because you're like, oh, yeah, I want to get
Speaker 2: one from that guy. Okay, motherfucker scoops a ladle in
Speaker 2: the biggest basis like over like a fucking hort Shota. Yeah, insane, Uh, Private,
Speaker 2: pick up that radio and call in Moore aready?
Speaker 1: Uh nice? It's insane? Uh sorry, missus Jackson badly Brave,
Speaker 1: Doug the Dog, the baby Hunter Etherory needs to he
Speaker 1: blowring his wepon Hail three Penis Nate from Weelphis one
Speaker 1: and rounding out our listen as always the King of
Speaker 1: hap Hazard. Yeah alright, guys, thanks for stopping by the patrio,
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