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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Beny and Rowe

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<v Speaker 1>and River Scott. It wasn't untili a scream, but I

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<v Speaker 1>realized that not everything is a dildo, even if you're

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<v Speaker 1>brave enough. Oh Hello, you're watching Chewing the Cud. You're

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<v Speaker 1>lighthearted weekly look through the slightly glittery kaleidoscope. I'm Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Benning Rowe and with me today is someone who really

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<v Speaker 1>is here with full consent. It's River Scott. Hello. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all right, thank you, and yes I am consenting

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<v Speaker 2>to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's verbal and consistent.

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<v Speaker 2>An enthusiastic at this point, which is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So what have you got for us this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm going to bring you a story about White

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<v Speaker 2>Load to Stars next project, and then we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>play a little game.

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<v Speaker 1>But that won't get you all upper clothes and personal

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<v Speaker 1>with River in spot like but on screen now you

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<v Speaker 1>can see the contact details. It's at the coud TV

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<v Speaker 1>on your social media and if you want to catch

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<v Speaker 1>up with us on previous episodes, you can binge us

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube. Just look for Chewing the Cut.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see the names of people who have reached

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<v Speaker 2>out and touched our souls running along the bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>the screen right now, But now it's time for Mike

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<v Speaker 2>in the buzz.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been keeping safe in the recent uncle in

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<v Speaker 1>clement weather.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I stayed indoors. That's always a good dance pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>It just didn't get out of bed unless I absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>had to. Okay, the best way. I think that's the.

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<v Speaker 1>Best way of getting through life. Well, storm ewing that's

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<v Speaker 1>been blowing sounds sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>When you say like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It does sound.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not. It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. It's not the kind of blowing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just damp and cold.

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<v Speaker 1>We've dated the same person, obviously. Well, it's been leaving

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<v Speaker 1>people baffled as a mysterious white dust has appeared after it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Been gosh, how exciting exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So, as it's been blowing up and down the country,

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<v Speaker 1>a white dust has appeared and people have been trying

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<v Speaker 1>to work out what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a white dust. So there's white dust and

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<v Speaker 2>blow up and down the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So what do you think it could be?

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<v Speaker 2>You put me on the spot. There there's only one answer,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's not what I want to give on national television.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure powdered seemen is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that maybe has there been an explosion in a

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<v Speaker 2>powdered milk factory. Could it be a big cloud of

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<v Speaker 2>sma just drifting up and down like formula, up and

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<v Speaker 2>down the country. We're all going to get slightly more

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<v Speaker 2>calcium than usual. That'd be quite nice, yeah, I suppose so.

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<v Speaker 1>Or there's some people risking it, shall we say so?

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<v Speaker 1>Some people pop the fingers through right, getting it a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a lick, if you get a tingle

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<v Speaker 1>exactly rubbing on the gums. Turns out it was sea salt, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's been basically wafting up the whipping up the sea,

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<v Speaker 1>and as the water evaporated, it took salt with it

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<v Speaker 1>and it just deposited on people's cows.

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<v Speaker 2>So a salty drift, A salty drift, nationwide, salty drift,

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<v Speaker 2>salty drift. Well, I suppose if nothing else, at least

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<v Speaker 2>British food had taste a bit nicer for a little while,

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<v Speaker 2>because it'll be have some flavor to it. We're famous

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<v Speaker 2>for bland foodn't.

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<v Speaker 1>But then also the problem with that is that people

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<v Speaker 1>like myself who are on low sodium diets that could

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's true. Yeah, another reason to stay in bed exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed, stay in bed, my brother going outside, Why you risk.

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<v Speaker 2>It to avoid all white powders stay in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, or to lick them as they were people were

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<v Speaker 1>trying it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I suppose that's the scientific method, all right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I better than racking up a line of it, I suppose.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, can you snort salt? Probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>You can snort anything, but once whether rat poison, you

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<v Speaker 1>can snort, just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Not for me, no, no, me, neither. But moving on

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympics. Oh yes, all that time ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we going to talk about that high jumper again.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got that on slow. It's my screensaver. It's fantastic

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<v Speaker 2>when people ring me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it pops upon the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very sore. I just keep looking at it. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>he apparently I did feel bad for the for the

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<v Speaker 2>guy that won the gold medal, because I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, no one's gonna remember, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done on your gold medal and your tiny, tiny

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<v Speaker 2>penis or anyway not erect.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there is a bit of a trend.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, this isn't what we're going to talk about, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm happy to talk. It's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a trend of ex Olympic athletes

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<v Speaker 2>or people who are coming to the end of their

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<v Speaker 2>Olympic career. Who are these fantastic athletes who've been training

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<v Speaker 2>their entire lives and the end of their Olympic career

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<v Speaker 2>tends to be like mid to late twenties, who are

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<v Speaker 2>then going I could just do only fans and make

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of money, which is fantastic because I want

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<v Speaker 2>to see all these ridiculously fit, pert and firm people

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<v Speaker 2>banging each other's senseless like like I feel like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like if only fans or pornhubb or someone

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<v Speaker 2>sponsored the Olympic village, it might happen. And just put

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<v Speaker 2>cameras in all the rooms because apparently it is a

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<v Speaker 2>massive bang fest they could make a ton of money

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<v Speaker 2>of Because.

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<v Speaker 1>They famously put cardboard beds out to stop people shagging.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that doesn't seem like a very French approach,

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<v Speaker 2>because I mean I've known many frenchmen and not many

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<v Speaker 2>of them needed a bed, like they are just something

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<v Speaker 2>to hang on to.

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<v Speaker 1>Good Lord who said romance is dead, but storry about

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympic medals, specifically the gold ones. As to put

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<v Speaker 1>it bluntly, they're forward a bits.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, standards are slipping.

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<v Speaker 1>Very very slippy. So LVMH who are the designer? I've

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<v Speaker 1>gone nothing to do with us. We designed it right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually the Prisian mint.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, which sounds like something you'd pop after a galois

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<v Speaker 2>and a coffee and an espresso, but not that one.

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<v Speaker 1>The people that make the coins for the money and

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<v Speaker 1>the spending.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, yes they still use coins.

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<v Speaker 1>How retro papers? What's it? Notes? Paper notes? Paper notes

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<v Speaker 1>to be grand here, but the return them all because

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<v Speaker 1>the eu bann are chemical right right to basically stop cancer,

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<v Speaker 1>which meant that the varnish on the medals wasn't very protective.

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<v Speaker 2>How much cancer can you get from a from an

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<v Speaker 2>Olympic gold made?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? People tend to bite it, don't they? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I see, So it's that whole biting and it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>you have to do it a lot, don't you. Anytime

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<v Speaker 2>someone takes picions and doing an interview. Each time it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not chocolate, don't bother not gonna get a chocolate with?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do they? Oh? It's because it's to test the purity,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it Because white so.

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<v Speaker 1>Soft, so you should be able to leave teeth prints

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<v Speaker 1>in pure gold. But then but they're not pure gold.

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<v Speaker 2>And also even if it was pure gold and someone said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>bite it so we can check, and like, no, you

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<v Speaker 2>saw me win, I'm keeping it looking nice. Why do

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<v Speaker 2>I want to put my teeth marks into something that

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<v Speaker 2>is amazing? You don't go too in a trophy?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so I put teeth marks on something amazing. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean we all the answer to that one.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all back to that hold on for again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, And if you've got something you want to

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<v Speaker 1>bite into, why not share that with us? We're at

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<v Speaker 1>the cod TV on social media and that brings us

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<v Speaker 1>nicely to our story of the week. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>been on a cruise? Not cruising a cruise?

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<v Speaker 2>No. I I like to be able to leave a party.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know you get your own room, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like you have to like be in a big

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<v Speaker 2>dormitory all that. That does sound fun, but yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 2>liked I like to be able to go away and

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<v Speaker 2>recharge my batteries and come back again. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like on a cruise you're stuck with them.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's a recipe for squirty murder. Squirty murder, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they really fun kind. It's just like a cocktail. You

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have a sex on the beach in a squirty murder.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like one of those mystery series. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So I don't want to go on a cruise

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<v Speaker 1>because a bit like being trapped in the same place.

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<v Speaker 1>But I like to go out and explore and do things,

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<v Speaker 1>and so just being on a.

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<v Speaker 2>Boat, you could explore other people's cabins and do things, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It's chafing exactly, you know, it's the motion of the

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<v Speaker 1>ocean might put you off.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't know if I get seasick, and I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like spending thousands of pounds on a two week

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<v Speaker 2>chance to find out. It's not the best use of

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<v Speaker 2>money to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get ferry over to France first to see if he

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<v Speaker 1>gets seasick on an hour ferry. Anyway, there's been a

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok like viral video about when they have an ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream party on a cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that an euphemism?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, it's right, lots of ice cream, free ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream have lots of ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>So is that then just lots of TikTok influencers sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there having horrible headaches for a few minutes. Yes, excellent,

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. More influences should be in pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly that. But the reason they've come out and take

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why is because if there's a death on board,

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<v Speaker 1>they need to put the body somewhere cold, and so

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<v Speaker 1>they put it in the ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Freezer, do they? I mean those ships are massive, do

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<v Speaker 2>they not have like a body cupboard dead? That's the

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<v Speaker 2>technical term.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, So captains on the cruise ships have come

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<v Speaker 1>out and gone, that's bullshit. If we're having ice cream parties,

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<v Speaker 1>because we've planned an ice cream party.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also you would need to have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of ice cream to do that, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The reason you die, no, no, she's she's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the influences that is spreading this myth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea tedious.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, basically they're having an ice cream party because

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<v Speaker 1>they're throwing an ice cream party. If someone dies, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>put them in the morgue, right, which is at the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of the boat, out of the way, nice and cold. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so keep them fresh like the Saladra.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember there was that story about if you die

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<v Speaker 2>on on a plane, they put you in first class

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<v Speaker 2>and put a sleep mask on you and just leave

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<v Speaker 2>you there until you get around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Up, great, isn't it? Yeah? I need to be

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they'll take one like it you get? Oh shit, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure I'm not like you. Sure it's not already happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it contagious because the rich people don't want it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, don't be mean. But that's all for the buzz

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<v Speaker 1>this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Really A shit? You not? You're welcome. Stick right there,

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<v Speaker 1>because come up after this short break, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get all to date with celebrity news in the show. BIS.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, and you're watching you in the cud. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the part of the show where we're looking to

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<v Speaker 1>the sparkly side of the world of celebrity and media

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<v Speaker 1>in the show biz with River.

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<v Speaker 2>Leo Woodhall of White Lotus fame. Anyway, he's in a

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<v Speaker 2>new show. It's called Prime Focus, and it's about a

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<v Speaker 2>Cambridge student, postgraduate, clever person doing lots of maths and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's a big wolf. He's playing a big wolf

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<v Speaker 2>called Edward Brook. That's him quite pretty. You wouldn't kick

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<v Speaker 2>him out of bed for doing calculus, would.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Well, it depends what calculus is really is.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I mean he could quadratic my equations and

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's the only reference I can make.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm showing my pythig.

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<v Speaker 2>The square of my hyphpotter. News is he called to

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<v Speaker 2>the some of everyone else's square? Anyway, This pretty young

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<v Speaker 2>man is playing alongside non binary trinket star Quintessa Swindell,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a lovely thing to say. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 2>what it means because I didn't watch trinkets, but never mind.

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<v Speaker 2>There he is with the correct amount of clothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, delightful, you say correct amount of clothing A little

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<v Speaker 1>bit too much?

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<v Speaker 2>A better amount of clothing, certainly, and so his character

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<v Speaker 2>is queer and in a relationship with a lovely young

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<v Speaker 2>man called Adam played by Fraffy, which I always want

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<v Speaker 2>to say froffee. It comes out sound like frothy.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like I'm going to Starbucks, So froffy coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'd have a free coffee. He's gorgeous. It's

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<v Speaker 2>quite pretty anyway. Yeah, so this is this is the

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<v Speaker 2>star of this new queer not really queer, though he's

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<v Speaker 2>playing a queer character. But in interviews he generally just says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't really come up much. It's just he has

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<v Speaker 2>a boyfriend, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's just a mask who's gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he's he's a gay nerd, which is good.

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<v Speaker 2>We love a hot gay nerd, do love.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder whether the real one was actually hot, whether

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<v Speaker 1>they've beautified in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, I don't know many maths

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<v Speaker 2>postgrads who have bodies like that. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>many maths postgrads because I'm not that clever and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have many friends. Okay, which is probably anyway. This

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<v Speaker 2>show Prime Focus was created by Sherlock and Doctor Who

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<v Speaker 2>writer Steve Thompson. Okay cool and yeah, so it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>got some kind of there's some some queerish stuff in there,

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<v Speaker 2>like doctor who's gone a bit gay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always been a bit gay, been a bit camp. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's got much worse, well, not worse, it's got

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<v Speaker 2>more a lot better. I mean you could run around

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<v Speaker 2>in his pants a bit more. It was nice. And

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<v Speaker 2>did you watch the regeneration. Yeah, we could have more

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<v Speaker 2>of that.

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<v Speaker 1>We could have a lot more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would be like anyway, we're not here to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about getting the top off as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so the show this prime focus. It's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a bit of a spy, kind of like espionage,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of explosions, running down corridors, that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be a James Bond.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kind of a bit gay, a bit James Bondy,

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<v Speaker 2>a bit nerdy and he gets his tits out. So

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<v Speaker 2>jobs are good and really.

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<v Speaker 1>Win win win, tick tick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Anyway, crashing on, You're a vision this year, You

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<v Speaker 2>are a vision delightful in Eure Song contest. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a song anyway. Eurovision this year is in Basil, Basil, Bizill.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, Bazzles the herb that goes in Italian food.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't believe it's smell basil.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sorry, the gallery is saying Germany. Just let's look

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<v Speaker 1>at the flag in the heart oh Switzerland? Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>As geography, yeah yeah, geography, it's flags.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's very nice as a flag thing goes. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>X Factor do you watch? Are you are you? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you follow?

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<v Speaker 1>I watched originally when it first started, went oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the same as all the other ones, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want X Factor forty nine now fifty two. Anyway, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just Simon Carroll when I want more money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean maybe he just wants to be able

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<v Speaker 2>to afford to get whatever he did to his face fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he paid for that. Oh I know. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he went, yes, i'll have that, please.

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<v Speaker 2>God. Imagine waking up and seeing that that's what's happened

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<v Speaker 2>to your face, going yes, that's good. Here is the money.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he paid in advance.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you would have well yeah, Turkey anyway, anyway, X

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<v Speaker 2>Factor getting distracted by uh, whatever that is on his face.

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<v Speaker 2>X Factor finalist Rebecca Ferguson do you know her?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm aware of her work? Not a massive fan.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there she is. Oh, yeah, I mean here she

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<v Speaker 2>is doing? Yeah, all right, you say so, I like.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she's relating a microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>Less anyway, She apparently has been offered by other countries

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<v Speaker 2>to go and be part of their Eurovision entry, which

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<v Speaker 2>seems like cheating. Why It's like, aren't they supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be from their own country?

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<v Speaker 1>Not really let Australia into the Eurovision song contest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but Kylie May she bless us with life and biodegradable.

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<v Speaker 1>Glue's not dead.

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<v Speaker 2>She'll live forever in our hearts. I mean she's no

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<v Speaker 2>share share is going to live for ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, has no choice but to live.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell your soul, you get what you're given. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently this is the weird bit of this story.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone jumped on a live stream with her to ask

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<v Speaker 2>the question are you going to be in Eurovision? And

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<v Speaker 2>her response was no, one's messaged me to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's really interesting, I've had other offers from other countries,

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<v Speaker 2>which sounds a little bit cryptic.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had other offers from other countries.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that's the kind of thing you say

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<v Speaker 2>when you're looking. When she wants to be the Eurovision person. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got lots of offers, but I'd rather do it

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<v Speaker 2>for you. If you want to offer it for me,

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<v Speaker 2>here's your chance. Let me ever go full in No

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<v Speaker 2>One Love exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>She actually did sing at Eurovision when it was in Liverpool.

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<v Speaker 2>I sang at Eurovision TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she was paid to do it. But no. When

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<v Speaker 1>Liverpool hosts for Ukraine craning the singer up and because

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<v Speaker 1>she's from Liverpool, she was in town. She went, oh

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<v Speaker 1>sing as well, So they did a duet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice. Yeah, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for her, good for gets her through. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And but she said she's not taking up any of

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<v Speaker 2>these many many offers from other company countries because she

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<v Speaker 2>wants to do it for the UK. So it's very

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<v Speaker 2>patriotic and suspiciously hard to prove otherwise, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, this is just like me on dating profiles,

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<v Speaker 1>like you've seen many guys, Yeah, a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell. I love it when people say like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>they won't be like offensive looking, but they'll be like

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<v Speaker 2>ripped muscular guys to the front of the queue. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, cue, come on, babes.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, if you put yourself in a post office on

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<v Speaker 1>a Wednesday. There's a queue a pension. But still there's

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<v Speaker 1>a queue. It's a queue less I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Any anyway, Matt Boemer important to pronounce that one. He

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<v Speaker 2>is voicing the audiobook version, the tenth anniversary audiobook version,

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<v Speaker 2>Special Edition, kind of thing of a little life, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the kind of queer saga thing. There he is with

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<v Speaker 2>his silly mustache.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so pretty and.

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<v Speaker 2>It does look like he's in the middle of something

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<v Speaker 2>in that second photo. But never mind, I'll give them

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<v Speaker 2>a hand. So, yeah, the book. Have you read it?

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<v Speaker 1>I've not read it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean it's a brick? Is is it? Humans?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, it follows four friends living in New York, Charlotte, Miranda,

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<v Speaker 2>Samantha and carry, tracing them from their post college days

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<v Speaker 2>into their fifties. So yeah, just like that, he's done.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of She was seventy five in that though,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't she? Surely it's have you wa? I can't watch it?

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<v Speaker 1>I want now episode weird? Na? This is this is weird?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all anyway, This isn't Sex and the City

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<v Speaker 2>or that. This is something else. Apparently it's quite harrowing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>never mind, anyway, let's talk more about Pretty Boy. He

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<v Speaker 2>was in Fellow Travelers. He's been in the Boys in

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<v Speaker 2>the Band. I love that, haven't all I've been, but

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. And he was in Will and Graces apparently

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<v Speaker 2>as well. But that must have been the reboot, new

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<v Speaker 2>version because I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>But never mind, it was Will's boyfriend, I believe, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>So. He says he was truly deeply moved to be

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<v Speaker 2>asked to read Hanya's brilliant, heartbreaking and timeless novel. And

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'd be truly deeply moved if I was

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<v Speaker 2>asked to if I was paid to do anything like that,

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<v Speaker 2>really pay me, Yeah, truly deeply moved by the large

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<v Speaker 2>amount of money that they chocked me to, I'd like to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be truly deeply moved.

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<v Speaker 2>By Yeah, very balls deeply, just like really kind of

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<v Speaker 2>elbow deep. Oh it's happening again. I'm sorry. Anyway. He

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<v Speaker 2>went on to say, It's a book that I've been

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<v Speaker 2>fascinated with since I first heard about it, and having

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<v Speaker 2>the opportunity to bring these characters to life was both

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<v Speaker 2>a profound responsibility for me and a chance to fall

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<v Speaker 2>in love with her work all over again, which is

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<v Speaker 2>very pr isn't it? Like, yeah, yeah, here are some words,

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<v Speaker 2>go away badies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I thought it was great. Is the

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<v Speaker 1>check in the bank?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Because also the book's a brick.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like eight hundred pages long. Okay, the audio book

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<v Speaker 2>thirty eight hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a week.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a week. You could sit down at your

425
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<v Speaker 2>desk start at nine am Monday morning and you'd finish

426
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<v Speaker 2>it at clocking off time. Mental late, but.

427
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<v Speaker 1>Well hours I work, I'd probably fish about Wednesday.

428
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<v Speaker 2>I'd never finish it. I get bored. I think I

429
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<v Speaker 2>get bored of having one voice in my ear for

430
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<v Speaker 2>thirty eight hours as well.

431
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I think that killed me too.

432
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I don't read when they do it. When

433
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<v Speaker 2>they do like an Instagram reels version, I'll or I'll

434
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<v Speaker 2>put it on double speed on YouTube or something. But

435
00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:05.799
<v Speaker 2>even then that's fun with audiobooks. Yeah, it's like the

436
00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:08.720
<v Speaker 2>chipmox are reading to you. Love it anyway. He's pretty,

437
00:22:08.759 --> 00:22:10.200
<v Speaker 2>but you only get to hear his voice. You don't

438
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<v Speaker 2>get to see anything else. So a bit of a shame.

439
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<v Speaker 2>I have my mind wasted opportunity. Really anyway, that's all

440
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<v Speaker 2>from the showbiz this week.

441
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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for that. River. Always nice to know that I'm

442
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<v Speaker 1>not the only person that has a slight fancy about

443
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<v Speaker 1>Matt Bumma.

444
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<v Speaker 2>You are welcome, but don't go anywhere. As coming up,

445
00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:28.240
<v Speaker 2>we're going to have a game for you to play

446
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<v Speaker 2>along with in our game of the week.

447
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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Cheering the cud with Me, Mike, Ben

448
00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:43.400
<v Speaker 1>and Rowe and then River Scott. I know it's that

449
00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:45.200
<v Speaker 1>part of the show where we play a little game

450
00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:47.160
<v Speaker 1>and this is the first time that they're doing this,

451
00:22:47.319 --> 00:22:51.599
<v Speaker 1>So good luck and off your pop. Thank you day

452
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<v Speaker 1>of the week. So this week we're going to play

453
00:22:57.720 --> 00:22:59.759
<v Speaker 1>myth or no myth, and that's what is for River

454
00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:01.880
<v Speaker 1>to ask me the questions and if to try and

455
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<v Speaker 1>work out whether it's a big fat, hairy light or

456
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<v Speaker 1>completely true. Are you ready?

457
00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's go for it.

458
00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I would like one from the top.

459
00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:13.039
<v Speaker 2>Please, certainly I can give you. I can give you

460
00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:13.799
<v Speaker 2>one from a top?

461
00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Is this true?

462
00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Ants don't sleep?

463
00:23:20.799 --> 00:23:23.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay? I do know how you can gender an ant.

464
00:23:24.599 --> 00:23:28.119
<v Speaker 1>It's not an in water, right, and it sinks, it's

465
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<v Speaker 1>a girl, and and if it floats it's a buoyant.

466
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<v Speaker 2>That's a funny joke.

467
00:23:32.839 --> 00:23:37.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, what was the question again? I got distracted

468
00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:39.599
<v Speaker 1>by my funny ants?

469
00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:40.759
<v Speaker 2>Do they sleep.

470
00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Only when they're not on the clock.

471
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<v Speaker 2>You're saying ants have a very good work ethic, Well

472
00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:53.000
<v Speaker 2>they have work at ants done? Do you ants sleep?

473
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<v Speaker 1>Jesus? I don't think Jesus can answer the question. Can

474
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<v Speaker 1>you don't have stickmak It's not me. I don't know anymore. Yes, no, no,

475
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<v Speaker 1>no no.

476
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<v Speaker 2>That your final answer. You're locking it in. Yes, all

477
00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:11.240
<v Speaker 2>right now, ants don't sleep? That's correct, Well.

478
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<v Speaker 1>Done, I'll done me, that's what I'll have. A big bottom, please.

479
00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:21.000
<v Speaker 2>A big bottom. Oh, we're going to go with this one,

480
00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:26.839
<v Speaker 2>big bottom right in the middle. After his death in

481
00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:30.559
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and five, the ashes of US writer Hunter S.

482
00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Thompson Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, et cetera, were

483
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:37.119
<v Speaker 2>fired from one hundred and fifty foot cannon, which is

484
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<v Speaker 2>what he asked for in his will. Is that true

485
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<v Speaker 2>or false?

486
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<v Speaker 1>I love people who put ridiculous requests in their wills,

487
00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:47.400
<v Speaker 1>and one of them I think that's true.

488
00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:50.480
<v Speaker 2>That is actually true. Yeah, Hunter S. Thompson was fired

489
00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:53.279
<v Speaker 2>out of a cannon. Well, his ashes were fired from

490
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<v Speaker 2>a cannon, So well done. There you're two for two.

491
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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'm cleverly see screaming missushigebotb mountain right next one?

492
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I would like top? Right?

493
00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Please? Is this true or false? Birds can't sing when

494
00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:09.480
<v Speaker 2>they're on the ground?

495
00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:13.079
<v Speaker 1>Is that euphemism?

496
00:25:13.839 --> 00:25:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Not? As far as I'm aware, what.

497
00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:21.759
<v Speaker 1>You to and I'll watch them on the ground. I

498
00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:23.000
<v Speaker 1>can't sing when they're on the ground.

499
00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Can birds sing when they're on the ground, yes, they can, correct,

500
00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:31.880
<v Speaker 2>they don't, but they can they choose not to.

501
00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:36.160
<v Speaker 1>They choose not to. I don't want to sing down here,

502
00:25:36.160 --> 00:25:45.039
<v Speaker 1>it's on that brunch. Why why can't birds? No? I

503
00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:46.240
<v Speaker 1>can't accept that.

504
00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:48.640
<v Speaker 2>That is correct? Birds can sing when they're on the ground.

505
00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:51.839
<v Speaker 2>That's a silly one. So well done. There you are

506
00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:56.200
<v Speaker 2>three for three top or bottom, which is very it's

507
00:25:56.319 --> 00:25:58.039
<v Speaker 2>very reductive, there isn't it?

508
00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:01.640
<v Speaker 1>But technically burst on what I'm in the mood.

509
00:26:01.480 --> 00:26:04.720
<v Speaker 2>For right now? Or or bottom?

510
00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the mood for a top, right, you can

511
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:10.440
<v Speaker 1>tell it?

512
00:26:10.559 --> 00:26:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Not on?

513
00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:11.559
<v Speaker 1>You are?

514
00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:14.519
<v Speaker 2>You are getting a good hard top? Here we go?

515
00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you want a hard one?

516
00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I would like a hard one?

517
00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:23.319
<v Speaker 2>All right. Einstein's brain was removed after death, and that

518
00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:24.920
<v Speaker 2>is actually true. Yeah, right, that wasn't a hard one.

519
00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:26.880
<v Speaker 2>We all know that story, right, We're gonna do another

520
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:28.640
<v Speaker 2>one from the top. You're getting another top because the

521
00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:31.160
<v Speaker 2>first top wasn't good enough and we've all been there

522
00:26:31.279 --> 00:26:34.920
<v Speaker 2>my life. Yeah, exhausting when you get through two or

523
00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.000
<v Speaker 2>three of them and they're all just not worthy opponents.

524
00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:42.519
<v Speaker 2>But that's not what we're here to talk about. Oh,

525
00:26:42.839 --> 00:26:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Catherine the Great of Russia was killed by being crushed

526
00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:48.559
<v Speaker 2>by a horse, true or false.

527
00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>That's false.

528
00:26:50.200 --> 00:26:53.039
<v Speaker 2>It is false, but it was propaganda put about by

529
00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:56.039
<v Speaker 2>whoever didn't like her. Yeah, she was supposed to be

530
00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:59.599
<v Speaker 2>performing on holy acts with said horse, so she.

531
00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:04.240
<v Speaker 1>Had that many sexual partners while being Czarina that people

532
00:27:04.279 --> 00:27:06.680
<v Speaker 1>started saying, oh, should show a horse, and that's how I.

533
00:27:06.680 --> 00:27:09.799
<v Speaker 2>Can and that that she'd been ruined for all men

534
00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:12.839
<v Speaker 2>because they just weren't They just weren't touching the sides, space.

535
00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:15.640
<v Speaker 1>The sides, which isn't which isn't.

536
00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:18.400
<v Speaker 2>True, which is not true. So it does, it does.

537
00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:21.880
<v Speaker 2>It does make me think I need to call him,

538
00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:25.160
<v Speaker 2>but that's another story, you know, and share his number

539
00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:28.119
<v Speaker 2>with me. Can I have just his number? I mean

540
00:27:28.119 --> 00:27:29.400
<v Speaker 2>there's room for both of us, I'm sure.

541
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:33.039
<v Speaker 1>Can I have middle bottom police.

542
00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:38.400
<v Speaker 2>You can have middle bottom. Giant clams have been known

543
00:27:38.559 --> 00:27:43.440
<v Speaker 2>to trap divers and drown them.

544
00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:46.279
<v Speaker 1>Whether you can drown someone with your clam.

545
00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you dry and drown someone with a giant clam?

546
00:27:50.039 --> 00:27:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Well, probably experience. I wouldn't know that. I would say

547
00:27:58.839 --> 00:28:01.240
<v Speaker 1>that a giant calm would trap a diver.

548
00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:04.200
<v Speaker 2>When they if you think like pearl divers, when they

549
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:06.799
<v Speaker 2>like swim down to grab their pearls, could you have

550
00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:09.480
<v Speaker 2>a clam going, oh, yeah, come get it, Come look

551
00:28:09.480 --> 00:28:11.240
<v Speaker 2>at the size of my pearl, Come grab my pearl,

552
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:13.880
<v Speaker 2>and then grab hold of their arms because you wouldn't

553
00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:15.559
<v Speaker 2>need to hang on them for very long to drown

554
00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:16.799
<v Speaker 2>them because they're quite low down.

555
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Also, that a clam, so you could just swim up

556
00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:22.119
<v Speaker 1>with it attached to your arm.

557
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Quite heavy. I think the giant ones depends how giant

558
00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:25.680
<v Speaker 2>a giant clam is.

559
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:27.759
<v Speaker 1>That I don't think. I'm not thinking like it's going

560
00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:29.359
<v Speaker 1>to be this sort of size.

561
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Well, there was that one with the woman standing.

562
00:28:31.400 --> 00:28:33.400
<v Speaker 1>In it that was a painting.

563
00:28:34.960 --> 00:28:37.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of well, it's only because they didn't have photographs

564
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>back then. That to paint it.

565
00:28:39.640 --> 00:28:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't necessarily mean it's true. If it's a painting.

566
00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Well a giant. Sorry, No you can't. I can't have

567
00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:49.720
<v Speaker 2>that conversation on there, all right, because no one can

568
00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:53.079
<v Speaker 2>hear what I'm saying, all right. So so you're saying no, then.

569
00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying no. They can't trap a person till the drug.

570
00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:58.039
<v Speaker 2>That is correct. Well done, you're doing very well on this.

571
00:28:58.440 --> 00:28:59.880
<v Speaker 2>You're five to five right now.

572
00:29:01.559 --> 00:29:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Can we send this to missus Higgan bottom? Please?

573
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to do another one? Or have you

574
00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:07.359
<v Speaker 2>had enough? No?

575
00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I need to do another one, all right? Not want

576
00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:10.039
<v Speaker 1>to need to?

577
00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you want another top or another bottom?

578
00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:14.079
<v Speaker 1>I will let you decide.

579
00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh, much like in any other situation, I'm just happy

580
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:22.359
<v Speaker 2>to be involved. So I'm going to go. I'm going

581
00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:28.480
<v Speaker 2>to give you a mid top. Sorry. In nineteen eighty five,

582
00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:31.839
<v Speaker 2>a woman in Ohio was killed on the way to

583
00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:35.279
<v Speaker 2>her one hundredth birthday party as she was run over

584
00:29:35.359 --> 00:29:39.160
<v Speaker 2>by the van delivering her cake. Run over, run over

585
00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:41.599
<v Speaker 2>by the van delivering the cake to her birthday party

586
00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:42.680
<v Speaker 2>that she was on the way to. It was one

587
00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:43.720
<v Speaker 2>hundredth birthday party.

588
00:29:44.759 --> 00:29:47.400
<v Speaker 1>So if she's one hundred, we're assuming that she's not

589
00:29:47.640 --> 00:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>very mobile.

590
00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:53.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, some people, some people stay quite active into

591
00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:55.240
<v Speaker 2>their into their twilight years.

592
00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'm thinking if I was in front of

593
00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:01.880
<v Speaker 1>a speeding van as a youngster, I could move out

594
00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:05.200
<v Speaker 1>quite quickly. Now I'll go, I'll it.

595
00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Me that's true. So yeah, would she be able to

596
00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:11.000
<v Speaker 2>move out the way fast enough and it wouldn't need

597
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:12.799
<v Speaker 2>to hit her hard because she's old and frail?

598
00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Lally blown down by a stiff breeze, I say, not true.

599
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:21.039
<v Speaker 2>Correct, that is not true, although it is quite funny,

600
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:24.079
<v Speaker 2>so part of me wishes it was. But that seems

601
00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>like a horrible thing to wish. So never mind, Well,

602
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:31.960
<v Speaker 2>wish for worst. Let's give you another bottom. Let's keep this,

603
00:30:32.039 --> 00:30:36.519
<v Speaker 2>let's keep the sequel. Until nineteen seventy two, only people

604
00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:39.680
<v Speaker 2>who owned property were eligible to sit on a jury

605
00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:40.720
<v Speaker 2>in a British court.

606
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:42.720
<v Speaker 1>True or false, nineteen seventy two.

607
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Nineteen seventy two was the year that I just said. Yes,

608
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying if that's the right year. I'm saying

609
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:49.039
<v Speaker 2>that that is the year that's on the card.

610
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:52.720
<v Speaker 1>False, it is true.

611
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:57.519
<v Speaker 2>Hah, all right, hooray, I just I just wanted to

612
00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:06.920
<v Speaker 2>them all. Yeah, that was all right. Next one, there

613
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:10.440
<v Speaker 2>are more London streets named after Queen Victoria than any

614
00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:11.200
<v Speaker 2>other person.

615
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:12.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's true.

616
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:15.000
<v Speaker 2>It is in fact true.

617
00:31:15.240 --> 00:31:18.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've got part of think of the men London

618
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:20.119
<v Speaker 1>streets that I know to be fair sovious. Completely.

619
00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:24.559
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I have a story about street names Victorianism. There's

620
00:31:24.599 --> 00:31:30.000
<v Speaker 2>a there's a street in the theater Land district of London,

621
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:32.200
<v Speaker 2>a shafts revenue kind of way. There's a very small

622
00:31:32.279 --> 00:31:36.559
<v Speaker 2>kind of alleyway street called Grape Street, which is what

623
00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:37.960
<v Speaker 2>it says on the nice little sign at the top

624
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.119
<v Speaker 2>of the street. That is what the Victorians called it

625
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:43.920
<v Speaker 2>when they started writing these things down and making maps. Originally,

626
00:31:44.680 --> 00:31:48.440
<v Speaker 2>it was very well known for where certain ladies of

627
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.359
<v Speaker 2>the night would apply their wares, and was known as

628
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Grope Street. But the Victorians decided that they couldn't write

629
00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:59.160
<v Speaker 2>that down anywhere, so they changed it to the much

630
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:00.599
<v Speaker 2>more acceptable Rape Street.

631
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Let's get less one that, all right?

632
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>One more? The black box recorder in an aircraft orange

633
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:09.319
<v Speaker 2>it is orange? True, all right, that's the question. I

634
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:13.279
<v Speaker 2>geeked well done so that you've got eight out of

635
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.200
<v Speaker 2>you've got seven out of eight or eight out of nine.

636
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's not counting, but you did really, really

637
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<v Speaker 2>well so well done. That was probably about what eighty

638
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<v Speaker 2>percent correct. That's not bad at all.

639
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<v Speaker 1>That's better than I normally it performed to be fair,

640
00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:27.519
<v Speaker 1>so that's always good. But coming up after this short break,

641
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<v Speaker 1>we're going to get all interpersonal with River in Spotlight.

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00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, and you're still watching Mic and River and

643
00:32:41.240 --> 00:32:44.319
<v Speaker 1>chewing the cud. Now we've warmed up nicely and even

644
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.200
<v Speaker 1>made a few dick jokes, so now it's time to

645
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:56.000
<v Speaker 1>get into things deeply with River in Spotlight. So you've

646
00:32:56.039 --> 00:32:58.400
<v Speaker 1>been here for a little while now, Yes, we've got

647
00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to know you a little bit. Who is River? Who

648
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:01.960
<v Speaker 1>are they? River?

649
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Is me? I are River?

650
00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:09.599
<v Speaker 1>I a river? I ah? So you're not just a

651
00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:10.839
<v Speaker 1>person that comes on TV.

652
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:19.519
<v Speaker 2>I'll come on anything. Yeah. I am a writer, a podcaster,

653
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:23.559
<v Speaker 2>all that kind of thing. Usually I say I'm a storyteller.

654
00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.400
<v Speaker 2>But it sounds really wanky, doesn't it.

655
00:33:26.359 --> 00:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>I tell, do you work in marketing?

656
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:29.200
<v Speaker 2>I used to work in mine.

657
00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:29.519
<v Speaker 1>There we go.

658
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:31.960
<v Speaker 2>That's why it made me want to kill everyone and

659
00:33:32.119 --> 00:33:33.480
<v Speaker 2>myself in that order.

660
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.880
<v Speaker 1>So podcasts, there's a lot of people do podcasts.

661
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.319
<v Speaker 2>They do, don't they It's quite frustrating. Actually, lots of

662
00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:43.000
<v Speaker 2>other people do podcasts, because I'd rather everyone didn't and

663
00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:44.759
<v Speaker 2>then they'd all listen to mine. That'd be lovely.

664
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you just just host podcasts?

665
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I host them, I edit them. I do all the things.

666
00:33:50.119 --> 00:33:52.559
<v Speaker 2>But the one that I that I do most is mine,

667
00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:55.400
<v Speaker 2>where I sit in a cupboard not quite as nice

668
00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:58.400
<v Speaker 2>as your studio here, and which is also a cupboard,

669
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:01.519
<v Speaker 2>but it's a nice cupboard, and I basically tell myself

670
00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:04.119
<v Speaker 2>not jokes. If you think of it, it's called probably

671
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:08.840
<v Speaker 2>true stories of queer life and even queerer sex. So

672
00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:11.239
<v Speaker 2>if you think of it, like Sex and the City,

673
00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:16.960
<v Speaker 2>if Carrie Bradshaw had been queer and good at her job, okay,

674
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:19.360
<v Speaker 2>I actually enjoyed sex and was a bit kind of

675
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:22.119
<v Speaker 2>sex positive instead of like being bigoted and homophobic and

676
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.800
<v Speaker 2>biphobic and transphobic and all the other things that she

677
00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:27.440
<v Speaker 2>were a little bit racist, all those things. If we

678
00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:29.840
<v Speaker 2>get past that, if you got rid of all those bits,

679
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:31.000
<v Speaker 2>I know, there's not much less.

680
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Say you just got rid of the show.

681
00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:35.360
<v Speaker 2>So there's just a lot of dick jokes. Is that

682
00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:39.360
<v Speaker 2>where it is? And I like to like have a

683
00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:42.440
<v Speaker 2>takeaway a learning so it might be something like, oh,

684
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:47.840
<v Speaker 2>I went to the sauna, recently and was banging away,

685
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:49.920
<v Speaker 2>but a really hot guy didn't want to shag me.

686
00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:52.360
<v Speaker 2>And he was the only one that I remember from

687
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:54.599
<v Speaker 2>that whole thing, And it got me thinking about how

688
00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:58.000
<v Speaker 2>we focus on the negatives rather than the positives or

689
00:34:59.239 --> 00:34:59.920
<v Speaker 2>shit like that.

690
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:02.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so a little bit like my eighties cartoons.

691
00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.199
<v Speaker 2>What kind of eighties cartoons were you watching? Like?

692
00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:08.639
<v Speaker 1>ThunderCats was always like going. They had a story and

693
00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:09.960
<v Speaker 1>then they had a little lesson at the end.

694
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, story that kind of thing. Only not as gay

695
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:16.320
<v Speaker 2>as the thunder.

696
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Nothing can be as gay as.

697
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Slightly less gay, I imagine. I mean, I did watch

698
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:26.360
<v Speaker 2>the thunder Cats a lot when I was little, so

699
00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:28.440
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if they kind of helped with the awakening.

700
00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:33.199
<v Speaker 2>Who was your favorite? You see?

701
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Panther was kind of my go to.

702
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:39.000
<v Speaker 2>The big muscly black guy fair enough, but.

703
00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Also Mumra Mamrammra went all proper evil.

704
00:35:43.119 --> 00:35:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I actually I actually did the I was

705
00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:51.000
<v Speaker 2>talking about. It was my birthday last year. I actually

706
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:53.480
<v Speaker 2>was talking to some of my D and D friends

707
00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:55.519
<v Speaker 2>one of our games, talking about how I was going

708
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:57.199
<v Speaker 2>to do the Mumrah thing, and I did the little

709
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:01.639
<v Speaker 2>ancient spirits of evil speech, and they all looked at

710
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:03.760
<v Speaker 2>me like, what are you want about? And that's when

711
00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:06.000
<v Speaker 2>I remember that I'm really old and that my D

712
00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:07.639
<v Speaker 2>and D friends are all in their twenties and have

713
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:11.559
<v Speaker 2>no idea about the ThunderCats or Mumrah or any of that.

714
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:13.599
<v Speaker 1>It's a shame. I was talking to people at work

715
00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:16.880
<v Speaker 1>about the Power Rangers, thinking I was being, you know,

716
00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:20.440
<v Speaker 1>younger than I am, and then they turn around and

717
00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>thought about it and was talking about two very different

718
00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 1>shows because now there's only three Power Rangers.

719
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, and in this economy, it's just.

720
00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:32.639
<v Speaker 1>All confusing Power Ranges Ninja possible?

721
00:36:33.159 --> 00:36:33.719
<v Speaker 2>What Now?

722
00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Where's the floating head? Is the jar anyway in the

723
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:37.599
<v Speaker 1>camp robot?

724
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.239
<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that's what you need.

725
00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:46.039
<v Speaker 1>Yes, back to you, Yes, back to me, back to you.

726
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I got distracted by my youth.

727
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, carry on.

728
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:54.559
<v Speaker 1>And so you podcast very much to teach them as

729
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.079
<v Speaker 1>they as they enjoy sort of thing.

730
00:36:56.280 --> 00:36:59.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's more about it's a lot of it is

731
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:03.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of me being the person that I wish i'd

732
00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:05.199
<v Speaker 2>had around to kind of teach me these things about

733
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.119
<v Speaker 2>quick culture and all that kind of wang.

734
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:09.840
<v Speaker 1>When I first started coming out onto the scene. I

735
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:12.920
<v Speaker 1>had an elder gay called Alan who was in his

736
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:15.280
<v Speaker 1>sixties and would teach you about douching. And this is

737
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:18.079
<v Speaker 1>pretty google obviously, so that's kind of.

738
00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:20.280
<v Speaker 2>Idea that, yeah, that sort of thing. There's an episode

739
00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:23.679
<v Speaker 2>on Douche. Yeah, don't remind people that bomholes aren't just

740
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:26.639
<v Speaker 2>for sex. Sometimes they're for pooh as well, And it's important,

741
00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:31.719
<v Speaker 2>unless very clearly stated, not to get those two things overlapping.

742
00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Some people are into that kind of thing, but I

743
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:37.519
<v Speaker 2>pity their bed sheets. Basically, there's a lot of work

744
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:42.000
<v Speaker 2>to clean that up. I wouldn't know anyway. So it's

745
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:44.639
<v Speaker 2>about it's about teaching people a little bit. It's also

746
00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:48.880
<v Speaker 2>about the core messages that you're not alone. And like

747
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:50.519
<v Speaker 2>a lot of the feedback I get is like, oh

748
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:52.400
<v Speaker 2>my god, I was I thought I was the only

749
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:55.800
<v Speaker 2>one who thought like that. Or it's nice when someone

750
00:37:56.320 --> 00:37:58.559
<v Speaker 2>says something that I didn't even realize I was thinking

751
00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:00.679
<v Speaker 2>because I thought I was weird for thinking like that.

752
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I no, No, everyone does. We just don't talk about it.

753
00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I started it a long time ago because it was

754
00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:08.679
<v Speaker 2>going to be a YouTube thing, but it turns out

755
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:11.920
<v Speaker 2>editing video is really hard, so I decided not to

756
00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:15.079
<v Speaker 2>do it, and I'm a writer, so the scripts were

757
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:18.400
<v Speaker 2>the easy bit. It's like dis so.

758
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.679
<v Speaker 1>Podcast, just the word out, very script.

759
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Knob knob. So I did them as podcasts and kind

760
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:31.199
<v Speaker 2>of got it out there because I was really bored

761
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:35.119
<v Speaker 2>by all of the queer content that was out there

762
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.280
<v Speaker 2>because none of it represented me. It was all very

763
00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:43.920
<v Speaker 2>kind of sterile and yeah, and very kind of like

764
00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:47.320
<v Speaker 2>gays are lovable and fluffy and we deserve just the

765
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:50.800
<v Speaker 2>same amount as everyone else. We're great, aren't we great?

766
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:52.519
<v Speaker 2>I know that kind of thing, And I was just like.

767
00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Like, yes we are, but let's talk about fisting.

768
00:38:56.480 --> 00:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, we are all great, and sometimes we look

769
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.639
<v Speaker 2>like to go and make friends in a park or

770
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:06.039
<v Speaker 2>in the sauna or in the showers at the gym.

771
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.119
<v Speaker 2>And they don't talk about that on the fluffy wholesome

772
00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:11.440
<v Speaker 2>podcast YouTube channels because they want all their advertisers to

773
00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:14.880
<v Speaker 2>hang around. So I decided that I wanted to do

774
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:17.679
<v Speaker 2>something that wouldn't make any money but would take over

775
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:20.239
<v Speaker 2>my life. So here I am.

776
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:23.679
<v Speaker 1>I know that feeling you're watching it.

777
00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:26.599
<v Speaker 2>You look delightful, isn't it okay?

778
00:39:26.679 --> 00:39:30.199
<v Speaker 1>Cool? So we have we have the jar of Joy yes, okay,

779
00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:36.159
<v Speaker 1>which is just it's it's a choice. I choose joy,

780
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:40.760
<v Speaker 1>jar of joy. Just a bunch of questions, okay, this

781
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:42.079
<v Speaker 1>is called lazy presenting.

782
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 2>Am I under oath?

783
00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:46.280
<v Speaker 1>You're not under oath? You can life you wish to,

784
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:51.760
<v Speaker 1>but we'll know. Would you rather? Yes, have one nipple

785
00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:55.559
<v Speaker 1>or two belly buttons? Deep intellectual questions.

786
00:39:55.800 --> 00:39:57.400
<v Speaker 2>If I had one nipple, would it be on the

787
00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:58.920
<v Speaker 2>side or would it be central? And if I had

788
00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:01.199
<v Speaker 2>two belly buttons, would they be either side? How would

789
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:01.920
<v Speaker 2>they be aligned?

790
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:04.400
<v Speaker 1>I think nipple and where the belly button was?

791
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, and that sort of idea.

792
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:09.840
<v Speaker 1>And then two belly buttons where the nipples will be.

793
00:40:10.159 --> 00:40:12.840
<v Speaker 2>But that doesn't work because you said stop yeah, but

794
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.039
<v Speaker 2>you didn't say would I because then that that you're

795
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:17.119
<v Speaker 2>assuming I'm having both. Whereas the question is do I

796
00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:20.599
<v Speaker 2>want one nipple or two belly buns? And if I

797
00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:21.039
<v Speaker 2>have one.

798
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Nipple, okay, it's just in the center there, just right

799
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:26.000
<v Speaker 1>in the center between both.

800
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:29.800
<v Speaker 2>For the nipple and the belly buttons.

801
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:36.719
<v Speaker 1>Belly buttons similar sort of area, right, would they move? Well,

802
00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:39.039
<v Speaker 1>if you move your arm and it's attached to you,

803
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:39.800
<v Speaker 1>so they do move.

804
00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:46.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm exploring my options, I want to give them. I'm

805
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:47.800
<v Speaker 2>wanting to make sure I have all the information before

806
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:52.519
<v Speaker 2>I make my choice. I'd probably go for one nipple

807
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:54.039
<v Speaker 2>because I think that'd be kind of weird and I'd

808
00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:56.920
<v Speaker 2>like that, and also like my nipples don't do anything

809
00:40:56.920 --> 00:40:58.760
<v Speaker 2>for me, so it'll be and it will be fun

810
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:00.519
<v Speaker 2>like watching people go up here and then like for

811
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:02.320
<v Speaker 2>having to feel around for them o the say, ah,

812
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:03.880
<v Speaker 2>fooled you. I'd like that.

813
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Two belly ones just a fluff, lot of maintenance.

814
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:10.000
<v Speaker 2>A lot of but then extra place for the jis

815
00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:11.480
<v Speaker 2>to collect, so that's nice.

816
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:14.960
<v Speaker 1>So if we were to find you on social media,

817
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:15.719
<v Speaker 1>where could we find you?

818
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, that is quite an interesting question at the moment

819
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:21.639
<v Speaker 2>because everything's gone a bit nazi. I am on all

820
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:25.800
<v Speaker 2>of them, okay, but I'm trying to move away from

821
00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:28.639
<v Speaker 2>the slightly worse ones. But yeah, if you search River

822
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:33.159
<v Speaker 2>Scott you'll probably find me. I'm River does things on Instamogram.

823
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:35.280
<v Speaker 2>In fact, I've got two profiles on most of them,

824
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:39.039
<v Speaker 2>like River Scott on Blue Sky and no just on

825
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:43.519
<v Speaker 2>Blue Sky. Now River does things on Instamogram. Those are

826
00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:49.159
<v Speaker 2>my classy ones, okay. And then there's also the tits out,

827
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:53.280
<v Speaker 2>jiggling around spicy ones. Yeah, come come give me money

828
00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:58.800
<v Speaker 2>to look at my my Grinder profile, pictures, accounts, And

829
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.760
<v Speaker 2>it's exactly as as that was, right then, I don't

830
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:03.800
<v Speaker 2>want to oversell it. But that's about it.

831
00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Really, okay. And is that on the fans that are

832
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:05.760
<v Speaker 1>only there?

833
00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:10.079
<v Speaker 2>There are there are some only fans, yes, yeah, which

834
00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:14.480
<v Speaker 2>doesn't really I've only got like three followers, and I'm

835
00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:18.599
<v Speaker 2>fairly certain one of them is my mum. She's very supportive, supportive,

836
00:42:18.599 --> 00:42:21.159
<v Speaker 2>but it does put you off your stride when like

837
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:23.480
<v Speaker 2>the top comment on the live cam is like your

838
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:24.679
<v Speaker 2>dinner's on the table.

839
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:27.719
<v Speaker 1>But or the following lad a going oh we used

840
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:28.360
<v Speaker 1>to do that as a kid.

841
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh just like your dad. But I do like

842
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:35.400
<v Speaker 2>a challenging wank, so why not. Yeah, So all of

843
00:42:35.400 --> 00:42:38.559
<v Speaker 2>that is out there if you want to, you know,

844
00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:40.880
<v Speaker 2>help me pay some bills. Why not. The podcast is

845
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:43.159
<v Speaker 2>on all of the podcasting places. There's even a YouTube

846
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:44.840
<v Speaker 2>vision now, but it's not very good because it's just

847
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<v Speaker 2>me talking to a camera. And like I say, video

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<v Speaker 2>editing is hard, and whoever does this does a much

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<v Speaker 2>better job than I do of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, we pay them. Well, we don't put

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<v Speaker 1>We've got them type. Absolutely got no choice.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he looked a bit gimpy when I'm tim

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<v Speaker 2>early I blessed him.

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<v Speaker 1>So we would love to have you come on again.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you be up for that?

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose yeah, why not? It counts towards community service,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it does it? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah definitely yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you very much for that. River.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's almost the end of the show for now.

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<v Speaker 2>But on your screen you can see our contact details.

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<v Speaker 2>It's at the cud TV on your social media's and

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to catch upon previous episodes then you

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<v Speaker 2>can always find us on the youtubes. Just look for

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<v Speaker 2>Chewing the Cud.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching and we'll see you also. Bye, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you