Speaker 1: Need advice, Taco Bub to the rescue Tipper, ask Taco Bob.
Speaker 2: On one O one one w j r R.
Speaker 3: This is Orlando's rock station. I got to tell you
Speaker 3: this from a selfish standpoint. A very special morning here,
Speaker 3: not only of course, because the world renowned life coach
Speaker 3: is here. Always a pleasure to be in your mere presence, sir,
Speaker 3: but the above and beyond you and your your engineering
Speaker 3: slash it team yesterday that descended on this JR studio
Speaker 3: due with a whole array of new video equipment, a
Speaker 3: video switcher here, and then your team just dragged in
Speaker 3: a electern as well for you to stand behind and
Speaker 3: look very stoic. I might add, they.
Speaker 1: Wanted me to do makeup over there for the camera
Speaker 1: lights and told him to stow it. Let's be honest,
Speaker 1: did you put How you doing, Big Red? I'm doing great?
Speaker 1: Thank you again for this upgrade here. It's been a
Speaker 1: long time coming, sir. Thank you to all the engineers
Speaker 1: and Brian I heard he did one.
Speaker 3: And yeah, now bear with me because it's been a
Speaker 3: long time since my av instructional period at UCF. I
Speaker 3: focused more on the radio side of things. I now
Speaker 3: a video switcher into the midst of the other stuff
Speaker 3: that I halfway know how to operate at this point,
Speaker 3: so there may be a little learning curve on my part.
Speaker 1: If you're wading what he's talking about. We're a little
Speaker 1: behind the scenes. We got new HD cameras in the studio.
Speaker 1: You got three album I'm guessing you did this to
Speaker 1: keep get me to sign my contract again.
Speaker 3: Up on Facebook Live right now for you to see
Speaker 3: the debut broadcast of the new equipment.
Speaker 2: Did I do this? Was this done to get me
Speaker 2: to resign my contract?
Speaker 3: We were told that you footed the bill for this,
Speaker 3: and we took that as an olive branch saying you
Speaker 3: plan on being here for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 1: I know what this is really all about. You guys
Speaker 1: are trying to get the lawyer back on, aren't you. Kaufman?
Speaker 1: Jeff Kaufman. Yeah, you got them high tech cameras. Now
Speaker 1: I know how you roll. Come on back, Kaufman.
Speaker 3: We could could, potentially, if it's okay with you, use
Speaker 3: the same equipment if Jeff ever wanted to come back here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we could do that, all right. We gotta
Speaker 1: get to these life coach questions. Okay, sure, we'll get
Speaker 1: a stack, pretty thick, pretty thick. A lot of people,
Speaker 1: a lot of listeners looking for help, Life Coach. My
Speaker 1: neighbor's always using is sprinklers all caps? Not cool with
Speaker 1: our current draft? Should I report him to the city?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: Can you blame them? Listen, we didn't even get April showers.
Speaker 1: You know those mayflowers have to have some sort of
Speaker 1: sprinkler love. So don't report your neighbor. Don't be an arc.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. The rain's gonna be back. He'll stop using
Speaker 1: the sprinklers. Chill out.
Speaker 3: What's what's your water usage there at your palatial estate
Speaker 3: in southern California?
Speaker 2: Too much?
Speaker 1: Even during they had to ask me how to slow
Speaker 1: down during the wildfires because the consumption was so big.
Speaker 1: I got a lot to have a colera plants.
Speaker 2: I uh, I truly need your help, Life Coach.
Speaker 1: With Mother's Day this weekend, I'm having a major present problem.
Speaker 2: I had the kids ask my old late yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Got one of those guys knuckle dragger, so I gotta
Speaker 1: read it different. Kids ask my old lady what you
Speaker 1: want from Mother's Day?
Speaker 2: And they came back with doultchi and kabana. What the
Speaker 2: hell's that? What, sir? You don't know either.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a fashion line, you know, with everything
Speaker 1: from jewelry to shoes, Tultchi and cabana, not milk. Get
Speaker 1: her a gift card there there's one like out near
Speaker 1: the uh you know the malt Blenny and stuff.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Thank god I got this guy's text today, you know,
Speaker 1: otherwise I could see you.
Speaker 2: Do Chi and cabana? What am I gonna get her?
Speaker 2: And he get her?
Speaker 1: Get her like some milk and cigars. That's cobana. I
Speaker 1: know that one else?
Speaker 2: TV? Do you have any tats? If so?
Speaker 3: Were playboy bunny right buttocks got it once showed off
Speaker 3: on the new camera.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I have. There's signed about me and
Speaker 1: nudity in the radio station. Anyway, I got it a
Speaker 1: huge place, you know, A bunch of the bunnies kind
Speaker 1: of talked me into after a heavy night and.
Speaker 2: Before you ask, go out.
Speaker 1: Piercing's a Prince Albert and not in the can Nature
Speaker 1: help life coach? I have a serious ooh, I have
Speaker 1: a serious heart surgery scheduled for two weeks from now,
Speaker 1: and I'm quite worried about or that. I'm quite worried
Speaker 1: about any suggestions of stuff that I can do in
Speaker 1: case I don't make it through it. Oh, kind of
Speaker 1: like bucket list items, right in case you don't pull
Speaker 1: through morbid But okay, well, oh, doing bucket list items
Speaker 1: is a bad idea actually, you know, for your heart,
Speaker 1: because those are the usually like I don't know, climbing
Speaker 1: a mountain. Probably get some good sex. No, actually that's
Speaker 1: a little tough on their ticker too. Maybe have some
Speaker 1: nice relaxing time doing like a couple of thousand dollars
Speaker 1: worth of scratchy tickets, right, that could be perfect. Watch
Speaker 1: them hit for a multimillion dollar scratchy right has a
Speaker 1: mavor major heart attack. Wife walks in and finds me.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like you know, facing the bowl
Speaker 1: of ice creams sometimes that would be me. Or the spaghetti,
Speaker 1: you know, the spaghetti like in the Mob movies, got
Speaker 1: the face right in the linguines.
Speaker 3: That'll be my luck one day when I finally hit
Speaker 3: the big one.
Speaker 2: Wife finds him face down, winning.
Speaker 1: Ticket, and uh, hey, you know what, through that and
Speaker 1: the life insurance, at least your wife's set for life.
Speaker 2: Right. Sure, that way, you you know that you provided
Speaker 2: for your family.
Speaker 3: New game coming from the Florida Lottery Wife set for life? Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you shuffle off this mortal coil? Happy life, You're
Speaker 3: set for life, face down and your cheerios. Lesson, sir,
Speaker 3: don't worry yourself out with technology. Now you're gonna do
Speaker 3: fine with the heart surgery. You'd be perfect dormit. So
Speaker 3: just take it easy and stay away from the smokes.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: LCTV got Mother's Day weekend, and I'd like to find
Speaker 1: my mom. My name is Robert, named after my father
Speaker 1: that I've never met. I was left on a beach.
Speaker 1: All I know about my mom this is crafty. All
Speaker 1: I know about my mom is her name is Diana
Speaker 1: Dirta aka Dirty Diana. Maybe somebody will hear this and
Speaker 1: will be reunited.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Elsie. There is no way she's still a on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Your chance, your chances Robert meeting Dirty Diana hell in
Speaker 1: high water, but you could be Roberts dead.
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 1: How are we doing on time? We have to we'll
Speaker 1: have to set her down shortly, but you're okay for
Speaker 1: another one? Be going to set her down, mister l C.
Speaker 1: This is Central Florida's eye in the sky. Traffic jam Birmingham.
Speaker 1: You have violated aeronautical rules by flying flying too close
Speaker 1: to my aircraft nearly touching tips could be catastrophic. I'll
Speaker 1: be forced to report you if this happens again. And
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate being mooned. This is from that filling
Speaker 1: guy I think. I guess he's up in a choppers.
Speaker 1: Couldn't have been me. I don't touch tips with anybody.
Speaker 1: As for the moon, and I plead might have been
Speaker 1: a few shots.
Speaker 3: By the way, the listeners are loving your new camera
Speaker 3: set up here, sir, so thank you again.
Speaker 1: I don't know about the lectern or ponium, whatever you
Speaker 1: call these, it does make quite the visual impact.
Speaker 2: Few too many shots.
Speaker 1: Speaking of shots, I was hosting a seminar, you know,
Speaker 1: like a charity. I did as pro bono as who
Speaker 1: caught an abiz heard one novice guy say, oh, and
Speaker 1: we tell our clients, is its class half full life coach,
Speaker 1: it's half. It's full, glasses full speaking.
Speaker 2: Of hard poured up, let's roll.
Speaker 3: All right, there you go. Hopefully you found the help
Speaker 3: you so direly needed this morning. As we do true
Speaker 3: public service.
Speaker 1: And if we didn't get to yours, we'll get to
Speaker 1: him next week. It was just a massive change with
Speaker 1: cameras and all this.
Speaker 3: Whole new level being brought to the table this morning
Speaker 3: here on the Lynch and Taco Show. Thanks for supporting
Speaker 3: us for so long. It looks like we're got a
Speaker 3: bright future.
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