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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bub to the rescue Tipper, ask Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>On one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Orlando's rock station. I got to tell you

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<v Speaker 3>this from a selfish standpoint. A very special morning here,

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<v Speaker 3>not only of course, because the world renowned life coach

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<v Speaker 3>is here. Always a pleasure to be in your mere presence, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>but the above and beyond you and your your engineering

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<v Speaker 3>slash it team yesterday that descended on this JR studio

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<v Speaker 3>due with a whole array of new video equipment, a

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<v Speaker 3>video switcher here, and then your team just dragged in

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<v Speaker 3>a electern as well for you to stand behind and

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<v Speaker 3>look very stoic. I might add, they.

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<v Speaker 1>Wanted me to do makeup over there for the camera

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<v Speaker 1>lights and told him to stow it. Let's be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>did you put How you doing, Big Red? I'm doing great?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you again for this upgrade here. It's been a

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<v Speaker 1>long time coming, sir. Thank you to all the engineers

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<v Speaker 1>and Brian I heard he did one.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, now bear with me because it's been a

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<v Speaker 3>long time since my av instructional period at UCF. I

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<v Speaker 3>focused more on the radio side of things. I now

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<v Speaker 3>a video switcher into the midst of the other stuff

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<v Speaker 3>that I halfway know how to operate at this point,

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<v Speaker 3>so there may be a little learning curve on my part.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're wading what he's talking about. We're a little

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<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes. We got new HD cameras in the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>You got three album I'm guessing you did this to

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<v Speaker 1>keep get me to sign my contract again.

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<v Speaker 3>Up on Facebook Live right now for you to see

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<v Speaker 3>the debut broadcast of the new equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I do this? Was this done to get me

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<v Speaker 2>to resign my contract?

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<v Speaker 3>We were told that you footed the bill for this,

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<v Speaker 3>and we took that as an olive branch saying you

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<v Speaker 3>plan on being here for the foreseeable future.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what this is really all about. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are trying to get the lawyer back on, aren't you. Kaufman?

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Kaufman. Yeah, you got them high tech cameras. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I know how you roll. Come on back, Kaufman.

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<v Speaker 3>We could could, potentially, if it's okay with you, use

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<v Speaker 3>the same equipment if Jeff ever wanted to come back here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, we could do that, all right. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get to these life coach questions. Okay, sure, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>a stack, pretty thick, pretty thick. A lot of people,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of listeners looking for help, Life Coach. My

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor's always using is sprinklers all caps? Not cool with

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<v Speaker 1>our current draft? Should I report him to the city?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you blame them? Listen, we didn't even get April showers.

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<v Speaker 1>You know those mayflowers have to have some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>sprinkler love. So don't report your neighbor. Don't be an arc.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. The rain's gonna be back. He'll stop using

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<v Speaker 1>the sprinklers. Chill out.

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<v Speaker 3>What's what's your water usage there at your palatial estate

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<v Speaker 3>in southern California?

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<v Speaker 2>Too much?

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<v Speaker 1>Even during they had to ask me how to slow

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<v Speaker 1>down during the wildfires because the consumption was so big.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot to have a colera plants.

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<v Speaker 2>I uh, I truly need your help, Life Coach.

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<v Speaker 1>With Mother's Day this weekend, I'm having a major present problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I had the kids ask my old late yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Got one of those guys knuckle dragger, so I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>read it different. Kids ask my old lady what you

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<v Speaker 1>want from Mother's Day?

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<v Speaker 2>And they came back with doultchi and kabana. What the

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<v Speaker 2>hell's that? What, sir? You don't know either.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a fashion line, you know, with everything

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<v Speaker 1>from jewelry to shoes, Tultchi and cabana, not milk. Get

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<v Speaker 1>her a gift card there there's one like out near

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<v Speaker 1>the uh you know the malt Blenny and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god I got this guy's text today, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>otherwise I could see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do Chi and cabana? What am I gonna get her?

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<v Speaker 2>And he get her?

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<v Speaker 1>Get her like some milk and cigars. That's cobana. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that one else?

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<v Speaker 2>TV? Do you have any tats? If so?

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<v Speaker 3>Were playboy bunny right buttocks got it once showed off

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<v Speaker 3>on the new camera.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I have. There's signed about me and

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<v Speaker 1>nudity in the radio station. Anyway, I got it a

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<v Speaker 1>huge place, you know, A bunch of the bunnies kind

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<v Speaker 1>of talked me into after a heavy night and.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you ask, go out.

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<v Speaker 1>Piercing's a Prince Albert and not in the can Nature

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<v Speaker 1>help life coach? I have a serious ooh, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a serious heart surgery scheduled for two weeks from now,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm quite worried about or that. I'm quite worried

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<v Speaker 1>about any suggestions of stuff that I can do in

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<v Speaker 1>case I don't make it through it. Oh, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like bucket list items, right in case you don't pull

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<v Speaker 1>through morbid But okay, well, oh, doing bucket list items

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<v Speaker 1>is a bad idea actually, you know, for your heart,

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<v Speaker 1>because those are the usually like I don't know, climbing

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<v Speaker 1>a mountain. Probably get some good sex. No, actually that's

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<v Speaker 1>a little tough on their ticker too. Maybe have some

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<v Speaker 1>nice relaxing time doing like a couple of thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>worth of scratchy tickets, right, that could be perfect. Watch

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<v Speaker 1>them hit for a multimillion dollar scratchy right has a

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<v Speaker 1>mavor major heart attack. Wife walks in and finds me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's just like you know, facing the bowl

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<v Speaker 1>of ice creams sometimes that would be me. Or the spaghetti,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the spaghetti like in the Mob movies, got

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<v Speaker 1>the face right in the linguines.

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<v Speaker 3>That'll be my luck one day when I finally hit

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<v Speaker 3>the big one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wife finds him face down, winning.

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<v Speaker 1>Ticket, and uh, hey, you know what, through that and

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<v Speaker 1>the life insurance, at least your wife's set for life.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Sure, that way, you you know that you provided

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<v Speaker 2>for your family.

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<v Speaker 3>New game coming from the Florida Lottery Wife set for life? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>do you shuffle off this mortal coil? Happy life, You're

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<v Speaker 3>set for life, face down and your cheerios. Lesson, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>don't worry yourself out with technology. Now you're gonna do

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<v Speaker 3>fine with the heart surgery. You'd be perfect dormit. So

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<v Speaker 3>just take it easy and stay away from the smokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>LCTV got Mother's Day weekend, and I'd like to find

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<v Speaker 1>my mom. My name is Robert, named after my father

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<v Speaker 1>that I've never met. I was left on a beach.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know about my mom this is crafty. All

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<v Speaker 1>I know about my mom is her name is Diana

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<v Speaker 1>Dirta aka Dirty Diana. Maybe somebody will hear this and

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<v Speaker 1>will be reunited.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, Elsie. There is no way she's still a on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Your chance, your chances Robert meeting Dirty Diana hell in

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<v Speaker 1>high water, but you could be Roberts dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>How are we doing on time? We have to we'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to set her down shortly, but you're okay for

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<v Speaker 1>another one? Be going to set her down, mister l C.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Central Florida's eye in the sky. Traffic jam Birmingham.

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<v Speaker 1>You have violated aeronautical rules by flying flying too close

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<v Speaker 1>to my aircraft nearly touching tips could be catastrophic. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be forced to report you if this happens again. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't appreciate being mooned. This is from that filling

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<v Speaker 1>guy I think. I guess he's up in a choppers.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't have been me. I don't touch tips with anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>As for the moon, and I plead might have been

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<v Speaker 1>a few shots.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, the listeners are loving your new camera

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<v Speaker 3>set up here, sir, so thank you again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about the lectern or ponium, whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>call these, it does make quite the visual impact.

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<v Speaker 2>Few too many shots.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of shots, I was hosting a seminar, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a charity. I did as pro bono as who

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<v Speaker 1>caught an abiz heard one novice guy say, oh, and

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<v Speaker 1>we tell our clients, is its class half full life coach,

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<v Speaker 1>it's half. It's full, glasses full speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Of hard poured up, let's roll.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, there you go. Hopefully you found the help

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<v Speaker 3>you so direly needed this morning. As we do true

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<v Speaker 3>public service.

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<v Speaker 1>And if we didn't get to yours, we'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>him next week. It was just a massive change with

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<v Speaker 1>cameras and all this.

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<v Speaker 3>Whole new level being brought to the table this morning

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<v Speaker 3>here on the Lynch and Taco Show. Thanks for supporting

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<v Speaker 3>us for so long. It looks like we're got a

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<v Speaker 3>bright future.

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<v Speaker 2>Ahead, whole new level of ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Lynch and Taco is commercial free, workday rock block Coming

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<v Speaker 3>This is j R R