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<v Speaker 1>No one would turn off the overhead lighting, and so

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<v Speaker 1>everyone arriving in high heels and bodycon dresses. It was

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<v Speaker 1>an incredible thing to watch. These people are almost forty

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<v Speaker 1>years old. They are dressed to go to like like

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<v Speaker 1>a wedding welcome party type that level of event. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they walk into the scene that Pat described,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is that's what I want to see more of.

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<v Speaker 1>And Michelle thought she would be probably what the fifth

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<v Speaker 1>cast member to arrive, No, no, baby, come on in

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<v Speaker 1>here with your wine that you can't drink.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want some?

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<v Speaker 3>Tito's Hi, hello, and welcome to bad TV. I'm dyl

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<v Speaker 3>that's Pat great to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>Gribbs is joining us from the New York. Nika Bacha's

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<v Speaker 4>are going to the gonna win the championship this year.

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<v Speaker 4>Brudson's got furry shoulders, and I feel seen. Roby Wren's

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<v Speaker 4>calling in from New York. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Joe, Hey Pat? How are you guys so tired?

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<v Speaker 4>We're both just dead dads right now? Dead?

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<v Speaker 2>What a privilege, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's why I can't remember which show it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it this?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>This this show? I need the babies away from me

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<v Speaker 4>on reality television. I've got we've got enough baby stuff

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<v Speaker 4>going on. Get the babies away from me. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 4>that's what the show is. We're here to break down

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<v Speaker 4>the valley. Do you have any public service announcements that

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<v Speaker 4>you'd like to get to?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this on the free feet? This on the free feet?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you got to head on over to Patreon

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<v Speaker 2>dot com, slash another podcast network. We have one more

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<v Speaker 2>episode of the reunion of Summerhouse, and then of course

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<v Speaker 2>we'll move on to In the City, which will of

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<v Speaker 2>course be behind a paywall. Yeah, okay, and then we

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<v Speaker 2>got to wrap up the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Little teaser here. I've watched episodes before. You guys, someone

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<v Speaker 2>gets arrested that you don't know who will be arrested,

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<v Speaker 2>and you will never guess who gets arrested and what

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<v Speaker 2>they get arrested for. And already watched the If you

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<v Speaker 2>are watching it, you're gonna love it. They deliver right

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<v Speaker 2>to the very end. It's wonderful television.

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<v Speaker 4>Gotta Patreon dot com, slash another podcast network. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 4>get into the valley. I was off for two weeks

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<v Speaker 4>of this show. I think so yeah, how was it really?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, Dylan throwing in one bedroom apartments Dylan, Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like doctor offices. His apartment looks like a

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<v Speaker 2>doctor's waiting room office where you get drugs that you

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be able to get from a doctor.

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<v Speaker 4>So let's do this. Let's hit up Wayfair, let's hit

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<v Speaker 4>up Peer one, whatever furniture stores are still in business.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's fill the home up a little bit, and then

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<v Speaker 4>we can have people over right, because you have open

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<v Speaker 4>holes in the drywall, So let's not host the party yet,

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<v Speaker 4>you giant man. Okay, but yeah, the last two weeks,

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<v Speaker 4>the main through line has been dark Side.

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<v Speaker 2>They're desperately trying to change the narrative in this show. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and some damage control on that date night, those two

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<v Speaker 2>love birds.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I gotta say it was fun to be back.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting, if I could get into my bumps, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>getting kind of a game of oor situation on the valley. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>There are there seem to be these lines of alliances

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<v Speaker 4>being drawn access power, ally power, and there is this.

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<v Speaker 2>Game of bumps.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, it's the game of bumps.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what was that snorting below?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? There seems to be this kind of ecosystem of

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<v Speaker 4>fear that any good dictator kind of pushes out into

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<v Speaker 4>the followers, and that I fear is coming from Nia

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<v Speaker 4>and Danny, who have a stranglehold on this cast. That

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<v Speaker 4>is actually quite confusing. It's all very fun. I'll talk

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<v Speaker 4>about Nia and Danny a little bit more and a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit kind of over it. Watch what's going on

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<v Speaker 4>with you two. I'm gonna give it fifty bumps.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty bumps. Yeah, yeah, you want to go Ruby.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, you go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat Okay. Wife ran into Luke at home depot this week,

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<v Speaker 2>said he was a delight. He let her skip in

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<v Speaker 2>line at the checkout self checkout. It was nice seeing Luke.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, this episode for me was a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a nostalgia because do you smell bad? She didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say that they were at the forty one hundred Club.

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<v Speaker 2>Now forty one hundred Club was the place where they

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<v Speaker 2>were all sitting outside. That is where the streets Sunset

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<v Speaker 2>Boulevard and Hollywood Boulevard cross each other. It's right next

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<v Speaker 2>to a Jiffy Lube, right next to my house. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very close to where Dylan lives and it's the east

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<v Speaker 2>side of Hollywood. It's the cool area of Hollywood. It's

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Lake. It's Goilver Lake. And I cannot tell you

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<v Speaker 2>how many wonderful nights I had at the forty one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred Club.

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<v Speaker 4>It is such a disgusting pile of shit, that place.

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<v Speaker 2>It is now. Oh yeah, it wasn't in the early

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand twere we went.

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<v Speaker 4>We went a couple of years we did that for

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<v Speaker 4>a work party.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't the same. I'm old now.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the kind of place where the floors are sticky,

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<v Speaker 4>and if you're if your pat's a ripe young age,

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<v Speaker 4>a stick man going out into the city trying to

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<v Speaker 4>slay women, the sticky doesn't matter. You can get over

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<v Speaker 4>the sticky. It's meaningless. But when you're grown and you're

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<v Speaker 4>a little more mature, you walk around places and you go, well,

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<v Speaker 4>the floors can't be sticky really anywhere that's not okay though,

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<v Speaker 4>outside of the fucking I'd maybe Dodger Stadium anyways.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it brought back a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>nostalgia for me. I love that place, and also the

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<v Speaker 2>idea of an apartment party. I mean, although Zach was

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<v Speaker 2>extremely sad and pathetic, also looking at forgive me, this

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<v Speaker 2>may come off is mean for Lacey for some but

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<v Speaker 2>looking at Lacey's face at some point, I thought chunks

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<v Speaker 2>of it were going to just start falling off.

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<v Speaker 4>Pat, you're supposed to go into before you say something

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<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh No, that was Pat saying that. I thought, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>parts of her face could fall off at anytime as

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<v Speaker 2>I was staring at it. I don't know what's going

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<v Speaker 2>on there. Yeah, anyway, back to my thoughts. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>love an apartment party, but it's all right. This is

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<v Speaker 2>this speaks volumes about assholes and Los Angeles. Zach would

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<v Speaker 2>rather live in a one room apartment with a air

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<v Speaker 2>conditioning unit and a Monster Energy drink refrigerator. Well a

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<v Speaker 2>long lost with two roommates, one of which just pieced

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<v Speaker 2>out and stole your only way of refrigerating food without

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<v Speaker 2>telling you. Yeah, then have a decent apartment somewhere in

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<v Speaker 2>the valley, or god forbid, owns something in Santa Karita.

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<v Speaker 4>It's important to be in stumble proximity to Boystown, right.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta be able to kind of flop your way home, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and you pay a premium for that kind of thing, right,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, Nights and Boystown go late.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear you, Okay, I did enjoy this episode. I

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<v Speaker 2>especially enjoyed seeing I think the end of the end

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<v Speaker 2>of Brandon, I mean this guy, the reveal that he

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<v Speaker 2>was borrowing money.

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<v Speaker 4>For Brittany lead alone.

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<v Speaker 2>It was more of payment, yes, Ruby, not my bumps?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you goo?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Sorry? I thought it was a decent episode. I

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<v Speaker 2>think we should be winding down this season at this point.

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<v Speaker 4>How much did he I want to know how much

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<v Speaker 4>he borrowed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say at least a couple grand because

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<v Speaker 2>she seemed pretty pissed when he wasn't really being a

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<v Speaker 2>good caretaker.

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<v Speaker 4>How many bumps, I'm going to give.

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<v Speaker 2>It fourteen bumps?

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<v Speaker 4>Rubens.

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<v Speaker 1>So he commented on someone's like tweet or Instagram or

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it was and clarified that she

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<v Speaker 1>gave him forty dollars. And that made me feel worse

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<v Speaker 1>about the entire thing than I did prior to finding

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<v Speaker 1>out the amount, because I too thought that it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, two grand or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Not sure this.

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<v Speaker 4>Episode your bumps, I'm just I'm thrown into a flux

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<v Speaker 4>of confusion at this point. Why that's that's more than

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<v Speaker 4>you would tip any person you would tip, and why

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<v Speaker 4>else would you need forty dollars gas money? But then

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<v Speaker 4>that would mean that he has no money.

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<v Speaker 2>It's possible.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen Brandon. Yeah, that's not possible.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well more on that at five Ruby, these are

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<v Speaker 4>your bombs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it might be possible. So this was a

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<v Speaker 1>very revealing episode. I am very saddened to know that

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<v Speaker 1>Darkseide and I share the same affinity for Buffalo trace bourbon,

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<v Speaker 1>although I drink mine openly.

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<v Speaker 5>He is a sneak, but he makes me laugh the.

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<v Speaker 1>Rest charismatic Mmmm yeah, the alpha to Yeah, did you

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<v Speaker 1>mean that? Nope, didn't mean that at all. We meant

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what we said. Thank you for the clarification.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, Danny, Danny, No.

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<v Speaker 5>No one's ever made that mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, definitely not when dealing with your with you, So

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<v Speaker 1>I would say overall again, things they don't need though about.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to stay out of doctor's offices. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be in apartments that look like them. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be in real ones, you know. Sixty one bumps.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's a fair amount. That's more than you gave it.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, I gave it fourteen. Well start showed Jack's back

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<v Speaker 2>right season four.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. You know, my wife filmed the vlog

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<v Speaker 4>for our daughter on the way to the hospital to deliver,

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<v Speaker 4>and we were watching the Valley a lot at that point,

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<v Speaker 4>so she was talking to Lucy and then she'd pan

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<v Speaker 4>over to me and I just sang it, babe em.

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<v Speaker 4>So my daughter will, when she's of age, ask what

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<v Speaker 4>was the valley and I will tell her we don't

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<v Speaker 4>need to talk about it. So we kick things off

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<v Speaker 4>with a little rope work with Lougan Giant Zach. They

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<v Speaker 4>work out and Zach says, this is the last time

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<v Speaker 4>I listened to a straight man. Why was this filmed?

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<v Speaker 4>What are we doing? Moving on? God, we really get

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<v Speaker 4>into it for with four hours postop and Janet being

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<v Speaker 4>the head of the household, she brings Jason back inside

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<v Speaker 4>and he's, according to Janet, a little snippy and rude

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<v Speaker 4>because of the anesthesia. Did anybody pick up on rude?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think Jason has a rude bone in his body. Really, yeah, ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>His questioning of why he was taking his medicine right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'll fucking keep your medicine from you

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<v Speaker 1>if you speak to me like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Jason, Okay, So we get to wedding invites with

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<v Speaker 4>Jasmine and her wife. Yes, please.

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<v Speaker 2>Those wedding invitations look like they were designed by a

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<v Speaker 2>Vista print, very very.

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<v Speaker 4>Very very basic. They look like. Jasmine's been having a

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<v Speaker 4>tough time over the last two episodes in that she

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<v Speaker 4>is in this wet paper bag and written on it

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<v Speaker 4>is side character and she just can't get out of

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<v Speaker 4>it and not getting trying to demand more respect, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's this thing where it's like, we don't want lovely person.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure, beautiful couple, you're just TV death. So let's

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<v Speaker 4>do this. Let's just get rid of let's do away

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<v Speaker 4>with it all. This is right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Janet and Jasmine are the same person, so

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<v Speaker 2>I think we could do this. We have a meeting

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<v Speaker 2>with Jasmine. Jasmine, get in here. Come on, okay, are

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<v Speaker 2>you want to close the door, Yeah, close the door

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<v Speaker 2>behind Melissa's out there, right, yeah, okay, good leave her

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<v Speaker 2>out there, all right, Jasmine, this would have worked out

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<v Speaker 2>so much pressure.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want me to bring her in? No, leave her?

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, we're going to talk about her. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>working out Withn't so we need you not to get

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<v Speaker 2>with someone who's a little bit more feisty, someone who can,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, bump heads with Laala or something. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you think you are? We feeling the same thing here now?

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<v Speaker 2>I love her, you love Lalla. No, I love Melissa.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you love her, but the audience does it

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<v Speaker 2>or they don't love you with her?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'll tell you what I'm not going to do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to cheat on my wife. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what we're not going to do. We're

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I will cheat on her. Just give me some time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're you know what, Now it feels like we're

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<v Speaker 4>It feels that way too. It feels really really good, insane.

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<v Speaker 4>We do need to fucking have that conversation. But actually not,

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<v Speaker 4>Let's just get her off the show. I mean, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>she doesn't need to go. It's just whatever. It's the valley.

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<v Speaker 4>Brittany is supposed to be planning the engagement party, but

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<v Speaker 4>she is fresh off of surgery and a crab boil.

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<v Speaker 4>Also Jasmine's water bottle, Ruby, please talk about it.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>This entire thing is very okay, the invitation is hard

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<v Speaker 5>Chili, the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>Proximity with food in it to a bed makes me

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<v Speaker 1>very uncomfortable. I really dislike this generally. I hated when

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<v Speaker 1>Arion and Tom were making lattes in their bedroom.

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<v Speaker 5>Not cool. Don't like the I really Also, I would

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<v Speaker 5>water bottle. I would like to just point out, very quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to remember that Jasmine was actually not the

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<v Speaker 1>So this ire and this passion that she has for

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly feeling misunderstood and not backed by random members of

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<v Speaker 1>this group eighteen months ago is misplaced.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh he slapped Melissa's booty, Oh Patrick, yes he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I thought he slapped Jasmine.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought he slaped Jazz.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's the worst of a crime because he

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like the bag that was the wet paper

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<v Speaker 1>bag just turned plastic and now it's bad for the environment.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Go and co get daddy a drink. Jasmine

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<v Speaker 4>is drinking out of a square water bottle. This is happening.

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<v Speaker 4>People are saying, we made this water bottle at square.

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<v Speaker 4>You can put it in your purse and stuff. I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't really put it into words. It's how stupid

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<v Speaker 4>the entire thing is.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what's happening to him making these.

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<v Speaker 4>Giant water bottles that are flat square themes.

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<v Speaker 2>We're sixty years out of running out of everything that

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<v Speaker 2>human beings can accomplish, right, and the world's gonna end.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so we move on.

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<v Speaker 2>Zach calls he's upset. His roommates stole his fucking shit,

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<v Speaker 2>he sole his refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, so Zach is. He's in tears and he's

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<v Speaker 4>overwhelmed because a monster energy drink fridge has been taken

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<v Speaker 4>from the apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>How old is Zach?

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<v Speaker 4>I think he's like mid thirties.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not judging here, It's fine, I am.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't imagine trying to level with this human being

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<v Speaker 4>on literally anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Would I would just say, if you do.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody's crying about a monster fridge saying they're overwhelmed, what

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<v Speaker 4>could you possibly say to that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'd say, well, Zach, I understand someone stole your fridge,

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<v Speaker 2>but what about your poor your poor life choices A

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<v Speaker 2>little thing called poor credit checks? Right because you chose

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<v Speaker 2>this individual, right, did you do it? Credit check on

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<v Speaker 2>this person? Right? You're thirty five? You have seven thirty. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>so I guess there's a little judgment for here by.

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<v Speaker 4>A monster energy drake fridge leaving the apartment. I can't

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<v Speaker 4>imagine what I would say to that swell of emotion

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<v Speaker 4>on the other side of the phone over what it's

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<v Speaker 4>swelling for fucking crazy person.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like people who look at like a moderate

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<v Speaker 1>mess in a kitchen or something after like a dinner party,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, I don't even know where to begin.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, how about right, what's in front of you? Touch something?

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<v Speaker 5>Clean it? How about you start there?

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<v Speaker 4>And they're like, oh, I'm saying touch one.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't. I don't know, we should we should probably do. Nope,

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<v Speaker 5>we shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you know, with that being said, though, when

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<v Speaker 4>before the child when we hosted, you do look at

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<v Speaker 4>the stack of place and you go, it's not a

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<v Speaker 4>crippling thing, but you do Oh, well, fuck, I should you?

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<v Speaker 5>But would you describe that feeling. Ever, Dylan is feeling overwhelmed.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I would not, certainly, I think he said. Did

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<v Speaker 4>he say the fridge was his thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he had an attachment to it.

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<v Speaker 4>He began speaking later on the episode about expressions through

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<v Speaker 4>objects and that the monster energy drink fridge was a

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<v Speaker 4>representation of him. I think he said it was his thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so I actually do. I have a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of things, just the general the general idea. So when

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<v Speaker 1>Kristen comes to the party and she says, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>got him this TV, whereas the TV he took the fridge,

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<v Speaker 1>which was Zach's, Like, he literally has nothing in this home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm imagining that Zach would have done something. If you

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<v Speaker 1>are moving out of an apartment with someone and it's

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<v Speaker 1>remotely contentious and they just begin to take your furniture,

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<v Speaker 1>you just say no or call police or something like

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not taking thousands of dollars worth of my things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, unless you actually owned those or like, I thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>For bringing this up, because when we get to this party,

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<v Speaker 4>I go, oh, well, he then he just owned every

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<v Speaker 4>single thing in this apartment. That's what was happening. Zach

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<v Speaker 4>didn't own anything, because there's no way Zach would have

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<v Speaker 4>stood idly by. Well he stole this expression of his soul.

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<v Speaker 5>In reference no way borm.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So my first apartment, I've talked about it

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. It was we called a tense city because

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<v Speaker 2>it was a bunch of people living in this apartment. Well, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>me and this other guy named Korby, we were both

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty three. This guy Nick, he was the guy

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<v Speaker 2>who had the actual elease, and he would lie to us.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't tell us that there would be seven other

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<v Speaker 2>people living in this apartment, and we both got us

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<v Speaker 2>locked into this apartment. Anyway, after about a year, Nick

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<v Speaker 2>started being a total psycho, so we went and got

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<v Speaker 2>our own apartment together. Of course, we didn't have a refrigerator,

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<v Speaker 2>so when Nick wasn't home at that apartment one day,

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<v Speaker 2>we did steal that refrigerator. And we didn't tell him

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<v Speaker 2>we were leaving either and we just got the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>out of there. And so whenever he call one of us,

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<v Speaker 2>we wouldn't pick up the phone. And then like a

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<v Speaker 2>month and a half later, he called us from a

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<v Speaker 2>different number and we picked up and he told us,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to kill you if I ever find you

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<v Speaker 2>guys in that refrigerator because the landlord was asking him

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<v Speaker 2>where the refrigerator was.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, now see that's a little story

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<v Speaker 4>of two reps gallons twenty three years old. Right, this

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<v Speaker 4>is a giant thirty seven year old. It's just a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit of a difference of fifteen years almost. So

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<v Speaker 4>it's just different. So we get to Patti shown coffee

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<v Speaker 4>shop with just way too many roses. It's just this

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<v Speaker 4>place is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he used the forty bucks for flowers.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe m They make Turkish coffee here and strawberry milk,

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<v Speaker 4>and this is where I pine pill jacks. I did

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<v Speaker 4>them all.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just gonna say, bitch, you treat bitch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny is he still would have been abusive,

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<v Speaker 1>but like either way, she was never getting her pain bills.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, absolutely not. But I think we have this

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<v Speaker 4>conversation with Michelle and Nia at Pegian coffee shop. So

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<v Speaker 4>I want to take a second to speak of the

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<v Speaker 4>king and Queen of this dirt pile of a television

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<v Speaker 4>show for a second. Okay, my darling, Cecilia, I think

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<v Speaker 4>the TV was paused and it was on Nia, who's

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<v Speaker 4>just absolutely stunning. But Ceci, almost like a a presentation,

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<v Speaker 4>started to break down the hair and the makeup for

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<v Speaker 4>this a scene going to get coffee, and it was

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<v Speaker 4>pretty alarming what she was able to do with seventy

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<v Speaker 4>children running around the house. Now, my point being, Nia

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<v Speaker 4>has an evangelical pit viper in her and I'm starting

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<v Speaker 4>to that conversation that she had with La La. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it was last episode where she just quietly smiled

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<v Speaker 4>and dismantled Lala's attempt at a storyline at the expense

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<v Speaker 4>of her husband. That kind of maneuvering running cover for

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<v Speaker 4>what it's running cover for is like, it's just a

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<v Speaker 4>fucking gross thing to witness, Like it seems like it's

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, it's such a waste of such a power.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, but she's married to the city and they

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<v Speaker 2>both need to make money off being on this show,

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<v Speaker 2>so consider it self preservation.

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<v Speaker 4>Dylan, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good point. But

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<v Speaker 4>still it's really it's and we'll get gas lit through

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<v Speaker 4>throughout this episode with the meeting of the minds, and

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<v Speaker 4>you know, why is everybody ganging up on Danny. It

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<v Speaker 4>is kind of bad and he's he just sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>She is attempting, and I don't know how well she's

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<v Speaker 2>doing thus far, but attempting to move the narrative off

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<v Speaker 2>her drunk little husband. And because La La has managed

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<v Speaker 2>to completely move it on to him. Yeah yeah, So this, this,

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<v Speaker 2>in fact, this very coffee date with Michelle is doing

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<v Speaker 2>some is meant to do damage control.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah yeah. And and I don't know ubes you know

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm saying where it's just like this this frustration

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<v Speaker 4>that you know, God is saying to be indebted to

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<v Speaker 4>this person. Now, it's it's commendable that they're just sticking

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<v Speaker 4>through it, but it's just God, the two of them suck.

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<v Speaker 4>Today's episode is brought to you by Blissy. I had

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<v Speaker 4>no idea that cotton and satin we're causing frieze and

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<v Speaker 4>sleep crases until I switched to Blissy and silk.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know either.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you deserve silk. You deserve better hair and days.

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<v Speaker 4>they got new Wicked Harry Potter designs too, is that right? Yeah?

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430
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 4>Will thank you, Thank you, Blissy, Thanks Blissy.

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<v Speaker 1>It is we forget too that like Nia has the

450
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<v Speaker 1>resilience of somebody who was actually a homeless person and

451
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<v Speaker 1>had to sleep in her car.

452
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<v Speaker 4>Right.

453
00:25:32.599 --> 00:25:35.720
<v Speaker 5>She's like also a black belt, so this is a

454
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<v Speaker 5>very action person.

455
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:38.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

456
00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:42.039
<v Speaker 1>So the the depths of hell that this woman knows,

457
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<v Speaker 1>right are it? Truly is compared to La La, who's

458
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<v Speaker 1>just like all thrown down. No you won't though, you

459
00:25:50.160 --> 00:25:52.240
<v Speaker 1>won't and if you try to, she will just kill

460
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<v Speaker 1>you with these because she's a black belt and she

461
00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:57.960
<v Speaker 1>was previously homeless, so Nia is. And then you add

462
00:25:58.319 --> 00:26:01.599
<v Speaker 1>that she looks like a real life angel. Yeah, and

463
00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.160
<v Speaker 1>you see and the cameras panning and you're like, oh wow,

464
00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:07.359
<v Speaker 1>we're about to see like the most wonderful and or

465
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<v Speaker 1>actually a charming and charismatic guy that I've ever seen

466
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<v Speaker 1>in my life as her husb.

467
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<v Speaker 4>Oops.

468
00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:14.839
<v Speaker 5>Oh oh that's he, that's her kid. Oh what?

469
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:18.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that's a man. That's a charismatic.

470
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<v Speaker 5>Man, that's a full grown Yeah.

471
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<v Speaker 4>No, it's it's a bummer. But we talk about the divorce,

472
00:26:24.599 --> 00:26:28.599
<v Speaker 4>and then we launch into another defense of Danny, and

473
00:26:28.920 --> 00:26:30.559
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if she has a point here or not.

474
00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:31.960
<v Speaker 4>I've missed the last two episodes.

475
00:26:32.680 --> 00:26:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Michelle Nias just makes the point that everyone in this

476
00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:39.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking group has been a drunk asshole on occasion, and

477
00:26:39.799 --> 00:26:43.240
<v Speaker 2>why is it just being pinpointed at her husband.

478
00:26:43.480 --> 00:26:47.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's skyslighting though, right, because there's a volume here

479
00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:50.240
<v Speaker 4>and a frequency to Danny, correct Eve.

480
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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if there is a frequency or

481
00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:54.240
<v Speaker 1>a volume, Like they're all drunk when they're together, but

482
00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:56.359
<v Speaker 1>he's the only one who's lying about it and being

483
00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:57.920
<v Speaker 1>a cheap, little sneaky y elf, you know.

484
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Okay, well mommy got Mommy got a booboo. Brittany

485
00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:09.519
<v Speaker 4>is clearing her balls and no, Brandon, the new buddy,

486
00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:12.480
<v Speaker 4>heads over. Now. This is when she is running low

487
00:27:12.559 --> 00:27:18.960
<v Speaker 4>on pails, okay, and she needed what's his name, Brandon?

488
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:21.920
<v Speaker 4>You need Brandon to go pick up those pills, and

489
00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:25.119
<v Speaker 4>when he doesn't, she decides to punish him. She says, hey,

490
00:27:25.160 --> 00:27:27.759
<v Speaker 4>take a look at this, take a look at my balls.

491
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:29.839
<v Speaker 4>They're supposed to be clear before I get him out.

492
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:33.480
<v Speaker 4>And then I think in an interview, goes. You know,

493
00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:37.160
<v Speaker 4>I still wanted to find me attractive. That don't pull

494
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:38.599
<v Speaker 4>the balls out.

495
00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:44.279
<v Speaker 1>This type of surgery should be this recovery should only

496
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<v Speaker 1>be shared between married people.

497
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<v Speaker 4>And more long term relationship with people that don't ask

498
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<v Speaker 4>for forty dollars.

499
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<v Speaker 1>Right, this balls, the balls of gunk, are not the

500
00:27:56.440 --> 00:27:59.279
<v Speaker 1>draining balls are not something that people that are still

501
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<v Speaker 1>trying to prove that they have like worth in a

502
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<v Speaker 1>relationship should be shown.

503
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<v Speaker 4>You know, it's so crazy because we talk about letting

504
00:28:05.680 --> 00:28:07.440
<v Speaker 4>your guard down early on in a relationship, and what

505
00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:09.359
<v Speaker 4>a bad move this is. I mean, Pat's written a

506
00:28:09.400 --> 00:28:14.160
<v Speaker 4>book on it. We speak of burping, farting, leaving the

507
00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:18.880
<v Speaker 4>bedroom door open. This is showing two balls filled with

508
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:23.640
<v Speaker 4>your plasma spilling into them. So it's just a completely different.

509
00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:27.559
<v Speaker 2>Level of to be fair, by what I saw in

510
00:28:27.599 --> 00:28:29.759
<v Speaker 2>their interaction, the honeymoon.

511
00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:32.960
<v Speaker 4>Is clearly over. Oh yeah, definitely she needs to leave him.

512
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:35.000
<v Speaker 4>So let's learn a little bit more about Brandon. He

513
00:28:35.079 --> 00:28:37.440
<v Speaker 4>was supposed to be heading in on Wednesday. He is

514
00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:40.680
<v Speaker 4>not because he's so busy, and so instead he's going

515
00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:45.799
<v Speaker 4>to be heading in on Friday. Also, he needed forty dollars,

516
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:50.359
<v Speaker 4>and this is where Brittany tells Kristin. I don't know

517
00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:53.160
<v Speaker 4>what she tells Kristen. She tells Kristin what's happening, but

518
00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:56.039
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that she I mean break up with

519
00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:59.200
<v Speaker 4>him immediately though after that. But I don't know how

520
00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:01.799
<v Speaker 4>long Brandon's going to be hanging around because Brittany is

521
00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:03.680
<v Speaker 4>pretty damaged in that department.

522
00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, self esteem. Yeah, this is the question. Brittany. You've

523
00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:14.119
<v Speaker 2>been on television for ten years. You're attractive, you're wealthy,

524
00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:18.279
<v Speaker 2>you're funny, and why is your self esteem? Solo is?

525
00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:20.119
<v Speaker 2>Did did JACKX do this to you?

526
00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:22.960
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't just Jacks, because in order to be with

527
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:27.000
<v Speaker 4>Jacks you have to have just dungeon levels of self esteem.

528
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:30.279
<v Speaker 4>But Brittany should. And Brittany is wonderful. She is funny

529
00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:32.559
<v Speaker 4>in her own me my way. She cooks a mean

530
00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:36.319
<v Speaker 4>overcooked pork chop and can pour a can of Bush's

531
00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:38.279
<v Speaker 4>beans into a pot like nobody else.

532
00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:42.079
<v Speaker 2>But the fact that this is the what do you

533
00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:44.799
<v Speaker 2>call the second guy you date the first guy you dated?

534
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:45.000
<v Speaker 4>Up?

535
00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Rebound?

536
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Your rebound? I mean you can see this from a

537
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<v Speaker 2>mile away, that this is not he asked for forty dollars,

538
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:52.720
<v Speaker 2>he asked for forty dollars.

539
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:54.440
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so I just have to share that.

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<v Speaker 1>Recently it's been it's made clear to us that he

541
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<v Speaker 1>has on Twitter commented to somebody said, Brittany, he went

542
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<v Speaker 1>from jacks to this guy. He then said, would you

543
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<v Speaker 1>give someone you've known for twenty years and are now

544
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:09.640
<v Speaker 1>dating forty dollars? That's basically what she did. That money

545
00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:11.759
<v Speaker 1>she gave me didn't hurt her pockets. Bro, you have

546
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:15.240
<v Speaker 1>no idea the lifestyle those people live. That money saved

547
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:16.799
<v Speaker 1>me for a month. That was a drop in the

548
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:20.039
<v Speaker 1>well to her. Someone else commented and said she's a

549
00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:23.720
<v Speaker 1>single mother with an autistic child, and his response was,

550
00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:26.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm a single father with three kids. What's your point.

551
00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:30.559
<v Speaker 1>Then our Queen Kristin Dowdy Dodie comes in and says,

552
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<v Speaker 1>what in the actual fuck is he doing even commenting?

553
00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:35.160
<v Speaker 5>Smh?

554
00:30:35.279 --> 00:30:40.039
<v Speaker 4>Great, great question, Kristin. He's getting in the mud on Twitter,

555
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:44.880
<v Speaker 4>and I'm just even more confused. This is like a

556
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:50.920
<v Speaker 4>practical joke. Okay, forty dollars saved me for months. What

557
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.039
<v Speaker 4>economy is this person?

558
00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:55.480
<v Speaker 2>His phone on or something?

559
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:58.319
<v Speaker 5>Well, again, I don't mean to break it to you.

560
00:30:58.680 --> 00:31:01.000
<v Speaker 5>What phone line? Mint mobile?

561
00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:05.240
<v Speaker 4>Is did he have a juicy fruit addiction that he's

562
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:06.599
<v Speaker 4>not finance?

563
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:08.000
<v Speaker 2>You're right?

564
00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:10.599
<v Speaker 4>The fuck is going on? All right, let's get to

565
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:14.279
<v Speaker 4>dinner with Nia and Danny. A taste of the godella

566
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:15.839
<v Speaker 4>for both.

567
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Four on the floor and one more dude punch him

568
00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:20.440
<v Speaker 2>in the face.

569
00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:25.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, So as two gay dead dads right now,

570
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:27.839
<v Speaker 4>I think we agree with Danny. Puke is way worse

571
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:32.319
<v Speaker 4>than poop. Yeah, I hate puke.

572
00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:37.519
<v Speaker 2>The splatter zone is way more. Yeah, it's disgusting, so

573
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:42.200
<v Speaker 2>hot these two crazy kids though they're so in love clearly. Yeah,

574
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:45.400
<v Speaker 2>exhibited full and full display here on this date, which

575
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:47.240
<v Speaker 2>is what it's meant to show us.

576
00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:52.799
<v Speaker 4>It was nice to see him contribute to, uh, the

577
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:56.839
<v Speaker 4>rearing of young Adelaide. But we get to this moment

578
00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:02.279
<v Speaker 4>where we discussed the visa to me and Danny mentions

579
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:03.640
<v Speaker 4>wanting to have another child?

580
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Why I, what's wrong.

581
00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:14.160
<v Speaker 4>With for I? What's wrong with two? What's wrong with three?

582
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:20.559
<v Speaker 4>How are we getting to let's have a fifth child

583
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:24.039
<v Speaker 4>in Santa Clarita. I really don't understand his mindset.

584
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Rually, go ahead, Okay, So I say this as a

585
00:32:26.960 --> 00:32:28.759
<v Speaker 1>non parent, that's the only disclaimer.

586
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:29.519
<v Speaker 5>I'm willing to give.

587
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:33.519
<v Speaker 1>This is the type of thing that makes me say

588
00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:37.880
<v Speaker 1>we must all remember as women, the people that you

589
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:40.319
<v Speaker 1>choose to have kids with is arguably it's the most

590
00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:42.440
<v Speaker 1>important decision you're going to make. Fuck your marriage, not

591
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:46.319
<v Speaker 1>remotely as important you can divorce them. Watching this person

592
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>sit next to his daughter and he has watching Nia

593
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:53.119
<v Speaker 1>be the only one that knows she's about to melt down,

594
00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:55.400
<v Speaker 1>the only one that knows how to bounce her, the

595
00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:58.039
<v Speaker 1>only one that knows he doesn't know how to care

596
00:32:58.119 --> 00:32:59.680
<v Speaker 1>for his child.

597
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:04.039
<v Speaker 4>And it's a result fourth one too. It's the fourth one, right, I.

598
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:04.599
<v Speaker 5>Believe it was.

599
00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:07.359
<v Speaker 1>I was listening to I think Danny Pellegrino amazing. He

600
00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm sorry to be on number four and

601
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:12.839
<v Speaker 1>still grossed out by throw up like this, grow up.

602
00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:14.119
<v Speaker 5>At your Danny.

603
00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:18.240
<v Speaker 1>You he has disdain for parenthood in this phase and

604
00:33:18.279 --> 00:33:19.200
<v Speaker 1>he wants five.

605
00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:21.000
<v Speaker 5>It's fuck you, Mia.

606
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Date a billionaire from a different country above six foot

607
00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:28.039
<v Speaker 1>and see what happens to your life.

608
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:31.759
<v Speaker 4>Okay, she really could. She could bag a billionaire very easily.

609
00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:34.200
<v Speaker 4>But let's get to the forty one hundred forty one

610
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:38.519
<v Speaker 4>hundred club. Pat's all Pat's old stomp exit those real

611
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:39.400
<v Speaker 4>great rent.

612
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:42.599
<v Speaker 2>Great job. Those of you who have been listening to

613
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:44.880
<v Speaker 2>us for a number of years, I've talked about the

614
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:48.319
<v Speaker 2>lore of one of my greatest friends, Bob the gay Dwarf. Yes,

615
00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.640
<v Speaker 2>this place is the place where Bob was shooting his

616
00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:55.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking mouth off, then drank too much tequila. He passed

617
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:57.559
<v Speaker 2>out and we weren't ready to go home yet, so

618
00:33:57.640 --> 00:33:59.839
<v Speaker 2>then we carried him out. Obviously, it wasn't hard to do,

619
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:00.640
<v Speaker 2>very light.

620
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:02.680
<v Speaker 4>And we we've talked about it.

621
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Very dense, and we dragged him out and put him

622
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:06.839
<v Speaker 2>next to the dumpster until we were ready to go,

623
00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:09.639
<v Speaker 2>and he little guy just slept next to the dumpster. Yeah,

624
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:11.719
<v Speaker 2>it was right near that area where they were drinking

625
00:34:11.719 --> 00:34:12.920
<v Speaker 2>and did this very scene.

626
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:18.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, memories.

627
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:22.239
<v Speaker 2>You just liked to I just posted a picture a

628
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.559
<v Speaker 2>video of me podcasting with Ruby and k Casey on

629
00:34:25.599 --> 00:34:27.639
<v Speaker 2>Facebook and Bob liked it.

630
00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:33.480
<v Speaker 4>Really. Can I ask you something? Were you happier than

631
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:35.039
<v Speaker 4>in those days?

632
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:36.199
<v Speaker 2>Different kind of happiness?

633
00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:39.119
<v Speaker 4>Were tagging Bob the Cage Dwarf out to a dumpster

634
00:34:39.199 --> 00:34:39.960
<v Speaker 4>than you are now?

635
00:34:40.920 --> 00:34:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, that was a good time. That was a good time.

636
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:49.159
<v Speaker 4>It sounds like a good time.

637
00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:59.360
<v Speaker 2>We had a great time. Those were good times. It's

638
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:03.800
<v Speaker 2>different now my wife, saving is different. I always don't

639
00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:05.800
<v Speaker 2>don't I always I used to have to stay up

640
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:09.079
<v Speaker 2>till four in the morning, sometimes have sex with two girls,

641
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:16.000
<v Speaker 2>drink all night, do drugs, party day, and sleep in

642
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:19.480
<v Speaker 2>and thank God, since I met my wife, I never

643
00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:20.679
<v Speaker 2>have to live that hell again.

644
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:28.679
<v Speaker 4>Imagine the generosity to grab someone from certain doom hell

645
00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:34.800
<v Speaker 4>and lifting them out of that spiritual poverty. What an

646
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:35.480
<v Speaker 4>act of love?

647
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Fuck?

648
00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Man, do you think it's a coping mechanism that you

649
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:45.880
<v Speaker 1>guys say that you're happy.

650
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:48.199
<v Speaker 4>No, it's just a lie. No.

651
00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:51.079
<v Speaker 2>But also can't do it when you're my age, because

652
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:53.400
<v Speaker 2>you're the fucking old, creepy, fucking back.

653
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:59.079
<v Speaker 4>Listen, we're very happy, a pile of shit is this place,

654
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:04.159
<v Speaker 4>and we get to the overwhelming moment, the recounting the

655
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:08.880
<v Speaker 4>overwhelming moment and the loss of the monster fridge. Now

656
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.320
<v Speaker 4>we're going to be hosting this party. We'll get to

657
00:36:11.719 --> 00:36:15.760
<v Speaker 4>the party. But we get to a post that Kristen

658
00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:20.679
<v Speaker 4>med on social media about learning how to model a

659
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:26.119
<v Speaker 4>marriage from Nia and Danny, and she's not wrong. The

660
00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:28.960
<v Speaker 4>way that you model a marriage is kind of like

661
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Nia and Danny, especially when you're in the throes of

662
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:36.840
<v Speaker 4>the game of bumps. But there are these principles of

663
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:41.599
<v Speaker 4>like there's it should be a very rare thing to

664
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.599
<v Speaker 4>have your marriage, you know, fracture to an irreparable degree,

665
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:50.239
<v Speaker 4>and you have to fucking have each other's fucking backs. Okay,

666
00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:53.360
<v Speaker 4>so you too, versus the world. You have a responsibility

667
00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:56.719
<v Speaker 4>to one another. Okay, if a body needs to be married,

668
00:36:57.360 --> 00:37:02.440
<v Speaker 4>the shovels will come out. Okay, it's in the oaths somewhere.

669
00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:06.199
<v Speaker 4>But this is where Jasmine goes. You know, I gotta say,

670
00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:11.800
<v Speaker 4>I am tired of not being supported. And Jasmine, what

671
00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:16.519
<v Speaker 4>are you doing on this television show? It's crazy? Wow?

672
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:20.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, again, I just want to point out that. Then

673
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.800
<v Speaker 1>she says, she yells it at, she yells at Zach

674
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:24.760
<v Speaker 1>in this parking lot of a place, and she says,

675
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:27.800
<v Speaker 1>why didn't you Why did you raise your hand then,

676
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:31.599
<v Speaker 1>you know, two years ago whatever at that reunion, and

677
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:35.719
<v Speaker 1>and and again, why do you care so much and

678
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.119
<v Speaker 1>about something that didn't happen to you?

679
00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:44.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, well yeah, I've had enough. But but we

680
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:44.559
<v Speaker 4>pick up.

681
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:48.320
<v Speaker 2>But she does want Zach to speak to Danny.

682
00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:53.000
<v Speaker 4>Yes, that speak you will some really important conversations gonna

683
00:37:53.480 --> 00:37:57.000
<v Speaker 4>lead to Uh. Now, Jasmine heads over to Mima's house

684
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:00.719
<v Speaker 4>and says, oh my god, you're titty are so small?

685
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:07.480
<v Speaker 2>What whoa? Yeah, that caught me to ask.

686
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:11.320
<v Speaker 4>Looks like they are still just so big.

687
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:16.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Dylan, this is this is gargantuan.

688
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:23.280
<v Speaker 4>It's gargantuan. But anyways, they are down and we'll get

689
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:26.400
<v Speaker 4>to the Britney moment. But it actually was really kind

690
00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:30.360
<v Speaker 4>of sweet to see her. Well, we'll get to it.

691
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:32.280
<v Speaker 4>It was a sweet moment, but right now she's still

692
00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:35.119
<v Speaker 4>healing and she needs to have the chili that she's

693
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.440
<v Speaker 4>going to be eating later plate in the fridge next

694
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:37.920
<v Speaker 4>to the bed.

695
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:41.400
<v Speaker 2>And then and then I think Jasmine says, hey, is

696
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:42.880
<v Speaker 2>that an empty white claw?

697
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:43.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

698
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, And then we get the roll back of

699
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:48.000
<v Speaker 2>the footage and it was that sneaky little guy, you know,

700
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:49.360
<v Speaker 2>drinking that white claw.

701
00:38:50.440 --> 00:38:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I was so enraged at first because I was like,

702
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I hate that, Jasmine, you know. And again she came

703
00:38:55.440 --> 00:38:58.440
<v Speaker 1>out and she was like, oh, this is so weird,

704
00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Like what was this like empty way and no, actually,

705
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:03.519
<v Speaker 1>according to the film, that's exactly what took place. The

706
00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:05.920
<v Speaker 1>elf one in there chugged his white claw and did

707
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:09.320
<v Speaker 1>leave the can and that's why people are blowing your

708
00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>drinking out of proportion when Jesse is also.

709
00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:14.400
<v Speaker 5>Getting drunk and calling the mother of his child the hooker,

710
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:15.119
<v Speaker 5>right right?

711
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:16.559
<v Speaker 4>Can I say? Really?

712
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was going to say something about Jesse real

713
00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:20.159
<v Speaker 2>quick because it was going to be in my bumps.

714
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Jesse's role on this show as the villain has truly

715
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:27.639
<v Speaker 2>been diminished, and I do blame Lacey for that because

716
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:31.840
<v Speaker 2>she's so in line. If you just harken back to

717
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:35.679
<v Speaker 2>just last season, him polishing off two bottles of champagne

718
00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:40.119
<v Speaker 2>before nine am, and then as Ruby pointed out, alleging

719
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:46.800
<v Speaker 2>that his former wife was a very inexpensive hooker, and

720
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:49.280
<v Speaker 2>we've seen none of that this season.

721
00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think Michelle, sorry, Dell, I think it's because

722
00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:56.239
<v Speaker 1>of what Michelle says later in the day that she's like.

723
00:39:56.320 --> 00:40:00.519
<v Speaker 1>I think he is trying to be what he thinks

724
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Lacey wants in his spouse. And I to her credit,

725
00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:07.599
<v Speaker 1>although you think her face is melting, I don't think

726
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:08.440
<v Speaker 1>she wants to date.

727
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:12.159
<v Speaker 2>That breaking apart like concrete that's been held with the jackailer,

728
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:13.159
<v Speaker 2>you don't need to.

729
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:16.400
<v Speaker 5>Well, I think a little that was Caddy let.

730
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:19.760
<v Speaker 4>Me save you. That can was found in the gym,

731
00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:23.079
<v Speaker 4>clearly a part of the house that know what, has

732
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:24.719
<v Speaker 4>got into it a while, and that's why you need

733
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:29.320
<v Speaker 4>jaxx Taylor's Okay, you need Jax Taylor because he's in

734
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:33.840
<v Speaker 4>there doing lines of cocaine and throwing wade around. Okay,

735
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:37.760
<v Speaker 4>but no, you, I kid, But you know obviously people

736
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:39.719
<v Speaker 4>are going in there because Jack's been found it very easily.

737
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:41.840
<v Speaker 4>But it seems as that that ken has been there

738
00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:50.159
<v Speaker 4>for weeks. And the thing shock you, No, it doesn't

739
00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:55.000
<v Speaker 4>shock me. It's a big house. The thing that shocks me, though,

740
00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:59.360
<v Speaker 4>is the level of intoxication that would lead you to

741
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:05.719
<v Speaker 4>leaving a can just on the counter of a room

742
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:07.239
<v Speaker 4>in someone's house.

743
00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:09.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you're drunk and you're trying to hide the

744
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.760
<v Speaker 2>fact that you're drunk, you just just leave it there

745
00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:15.000
<v Speaker 2>because you don't want any connection with it.

746
00:41:16.119 --> 00:41:19.679
<v Speaker 4>Put it in a fucking trash can somewhere. Ruby, go ahead.

747
00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:20.239
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

748
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:21.840
<v Speaker 1>So I was going to say, you either leave it

749
00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:23.599
<v Speaker 1>there because you can't bring it back out with you

750
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:26.199
<v Speaker 1>or a thought that popped into my head in addition

751
00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:28.320
<v Speaker 1>to that was if you have to have both of

752
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:32.079
<v Speaker 1>your hands free to do something else, and you put

753
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:34.199
<v Speaker 1>said drink down and then forget.

754
00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:36.239
<v Speaker 5>About it because you're so fucked up. That's maybe that's

755
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:37.119
<v Speaker 5>also what happens.

756
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:40.679
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's clearly the blood alcohol level that led him

757
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:44.480
<v Speaker 4>to just leaving the can behind. But yeah, Brittany's going

758
00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:48.079
<v Speaker 4>to eat the chili. Later we moved to the six.

759
00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the six.

760
00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:52.320
<v Speaker 4>Baby you have baby you ben?

761
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not that good.

762
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:54.559
<v Speaker 4>Where is it?

763
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Right on Ventourea Boulevard, the six cross from Jerry's. Oh

764
00:41:58.360 --> 00:41:59.960
<v Speaker 2>really yeah, small place?

765
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:05.000
<v Speaker 4>The six? Fuck? Yeah, Well, Jesse orders I believe half

766
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:07.480
<v Speaker 4>a vodkatonic. I think I don't know why I heard that,

767
00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:12.599
<v Speaker 4>But Danny arrives. The most uncomfortable thing with Danny's always

768
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:17.960
<v Speaker 4>this question of are you going to be drinking around

769
00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:21.159
<v Speaker 4>other people? It just makes my skin crawl. He goes, no,

770
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:23.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to I'm just gonna have water, and

771
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:28.000
<v Speaker 4>that will quickly be absolutely nuked by a drink order

772
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:31.000
<v Speaker 4>or a consumption of alcohol in a very quick and

773
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:32.920
<v Speaker 4>sneaky manner. He's a drunk.

774
00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:33.679
<v Speaker 2>He's a drunk.

775
00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:35.679
<v Speaker 4>But we sit down and we have this game of

776
00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:40.480
<v Speaker 4>bumps kind of conversation that, if I'm being honest, made

777
00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:43.440
<v Speaker 4>zero sense to me. So Jesse tries to present to

778
00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:49.719
<v Speaker 4>this narrative that people are zeroing in unfairly on the

779
00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:52.840
<v Speaker 4>little drunk Health because he is a little drunk Health,

780
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:55.440
<v Speaker 4>but not that often and it's not a big deal,

781
00:42:56.000 --> 00:43:00.880
<v Speaker 4>and then presents this kind of war game that it's

782
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:05.719
<v Speaker 4>actually Britney who is the person that we need to

783
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:06.480
<v Speaker 4>go after.

784
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:10.199
<v Speaker 2>And it was Jack's that started it with Brittany.

785
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:13.079
<v Speaker 4>But then she co signed on it, and then also

786
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:17.599
<v Speaker 4>he said something about her. They go back to the

787
00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:20.320
<v Speaker 4>tape with her talking to Lacey. It just didn't make

788
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:22.360
<v Speaker 4>any sense to me. I don't know what Jesse. She think.

789
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.280
<v Speaker 2>It was a power struggle over the show when it

790
00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:28.719
<v Speaker 2>initially started, this is my take, and they were like,

791
00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:30.880
<v Speaker 2>do not let them have too much power. So the

792
00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:33.199
<v Speaker 2>way that you keep him in line is you go

793
00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:36.639
<v Speaker 2>after him. And I think Brittany never liked Nia because

794
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:40.559
<v Speaker 2>she's really pretty. That's my thought. And so let's just

795
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:42.679
<v Speaker 2>punch them down a couple pegs. Ruby, what do you

796
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:43.960
<v Speaker 2>think of my theory?

797
00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, so, okay, I think a lot of that could

798
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:49.280
<v Speaker 1>be true. All of it could also be true. I

799
00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:51.760
<v Speaker 1>think that what Schwartz says as well, which is like

800
00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:56.519
<v Speaker 1>when your husband is abusive, does a lot of cocaine

801
00:43:56.559 --> 00:44:00.280
<v Speaker 1>and just decides to hate somebody. Instead of being like Jack,

802
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:02.480
<v Speaker 1>don't say that that's so mean. You shouldn't talk about you.

803
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:05.039
<v Speaker 1>Just say, like, I know he's so drunk all the

804
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.800
<v Speaker 1>time every time we see him, like to a certain extent,

805
00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:09.960
<v Speaker 1>just fucking agree with the guy and be like, you're right,

806
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:12.079
<v Speaker 1>he's a demon and we should try to take him down.

807
00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.119
<v Speaker 1>I also think what you're saying is correct. Pat, two

808
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:19.239
<v Speaker 1>things can be true. But when we arrived, I have

809
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:24.039
<v Speaker 1>to clarify something with you. I believe that they Danny

810
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>when he has voiceovers in La he stays at like

811
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:30.320
<v Speaker 1>an apartment or.

812
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:30.920
<v Speaker 5>At a hotel.

813
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:33.599
<v Speaker 4>I think, so probably okay, cool.

814
00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:35.360
<v Speaker 1>So I just want to put that in the column

815
00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:40.079
<v Speaker 1>of like reason like thirty five, that this marriage will work, longevity,

816
00:44:40.280 --> 00:44:43.039
<v Speaker 1>like faithfulness, like they are built to last.

817
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:47.000
<v Speaker 4>Say, he may drive back to Santa Clarita. I don't

818
00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:50.280
<v Speaker 4>know that he does, though, I mean, what's the what's

819
00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:52.880
<v Speaker 4>venture to Santa Clarita at like ten o'clock at night?

820
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:58.480
<v Speaker 4>Thirty minutes less? You think, yeah, I don't know.

821
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.119
<v Speaker 2>We'll see note on this little guy meet up here.

822
00:45:02.280 --> 00:45:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Schwartz actually gives us a little update on his relationship

823
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:09.079
<v Speaker 2>with Keana Mowana whatever.

824
00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:09.800
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

825
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:13.280
<v Speaker 2>He tells us they're so in love and it's because

826
00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:14.559
<v Speaker 2>they have so much in common.

827
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:23.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they love cocaine.

828
00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I love how she has to bring her a

829
00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:30.199
<v Speaker 2>little buddy everywhere they go to if you notice.

830
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:33.360
<v Speaker 4>The little the little Levi comes around everywhere weather Yep,

831
00:45:33.840 --> 00:45:36.360
<v Speaker 4>that's fun. All right, Let's get to Brittany, who heads

832
00:45:36.360 --> 00:45:37.760
<v Speaker 4>back to the Beverly Hills place.

833
00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:40.039
<v Speaker 2>This is her swan reveal.

834
00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:43.599
<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is her swan reveal. The balls are kind

835
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:45.559
<v Speaker 4>of clear now, so we take a look at the

836
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:50.800
<v Speaker 4>work and the doctors after unveiling her breasts, say now,

837
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:54.039
<v Speaker 4>now see do you see how before we got our

838
00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:57.480
<v Speaker 4>hands on you, your your tits were disgusting, mangled message right,

839
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:00.840
<v Speaker 4>you looked like absolute shit. But now look look at

840
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:04.280
<v Speaker 4>what's happened. Da da da da. But I do mean

841
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:08.679
<v Speaker 4>there's a really sweet moment in Brittany kind of seeing

842
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:12.760
<v Speaker 4>her body and being happy with it because all that

843
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:18.239
<v Speaker 4>matter did really fucking unload on her self worth and

844
00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:20.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm really happy for Britney. Brittany's a sweetheart.

845
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:24.440
<v Speaker 2>You know, when I got my initial double chin removed

846
00:46:24.840 --> 00:46:28.679
<v Speaker 2>and like, uh, I remember thinking like, wow, okay, I

847
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:30.440
<v Speaker 2>finally got rid of my double chin because I used

848
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:32.800
<v Speaker 2>to like starve myself and what would still be left

849
00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:34.679
<v Speaker 2>is my fucking double chin. I couldn't get right rid

850
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:36.800
<v Speaker 2>of it, right, so I spent all this money I

851
00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:38.760
<v Speaker 2>put on my credit card. It was like four grand.

852
00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:42.280
<v Speaker 2>Everyone around would go, oh, you still got a double chin.

853
00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:46.119
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you fucking pricks. And I hope for

854
00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Brittany people don't think, wow, you look the same.

855
00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:09.000
<v Speaker 5>I don't think they do, Pat, So that's good, right.

856
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:18.599
<v Speaker 5>I'm very happy for her too. I also want to

857
00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:21.559
<v Speaker 5>again just point out.

858
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Dylan is gasping for air when they show her large

859
00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:32.840
<v Speaker 1>breasts with her nipples blurred out. The only thing I

860
00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:37.800
<v Speaker 1>could think about was, oh my goodness, those are heaving mammies.

861
00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:43.559
<v Speaker 5>And that's the after. So happy for her, though, Thank

862
00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:44.760
<v Speaker 5>you for talking.

863
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:57.880
<v Speaker 4>Yep okay, crab boils and surgery to lift the pain

864
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:00.480
<v Speaker 4>of abuse. Let's get to the apartment.

865
00:48:01.960 --> 00:48:05.199
<v Speaker 2>First off, I want to thank but acknowledge Zach for

866
00:48:05.280 --> 00:48:08.239
<v Speaker 2>doing this in the producers understanding why we should do this,

867
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:11.719
<v Speaker 2>nine cast members, a crew members in a two hundred

868
00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:14.440
<v Speaker 2>square foot apartment with a wall mounted air conditioning unit.

869
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:17.039
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you.

870
00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:29.480
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I gotta calm down. I have got to calm down,

871
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:35.280
<v Speaker 4>wasn't he? It's fine, it's fine. Let's do this like

872
00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:39.920
<v Speaker 4>we discussed. Let's get some furniture in the apartment. Let's

873
00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:44.559
<v Speaker 4>make it look less like we're throwing a party for

874
00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:50.639
<v Speaker 4>surviving a home invasion and more like a housewarming party.

875
00:48:50.679 --> 00:48:53.119
<v Speaker 2>Can I say this, Michelle, I believe in her friend

876
00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:56.199
<v Speaker 2>arrived first and she's offered a drink, and oh.

877
00:48:56.159 --> 00:48:59.480
<v Speaker 4>I love Natalie. Get Natalie on the show. He's hilarious,

878
00:48:59.519 --> 00:48:59.960
<v Speaker 4>she's hot.

879
00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:03.159
<v Speaker 2>I like, now, yeah, a little snobby and Michelle, I

880
00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:07.760
<v Speaker 2>don't drink out of a red Solo cups? Okay, but

881
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:10.280
<v Speaker 2>lived in a house where this was a constant sout right?

882
00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:18.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, all right, that's such a good point. How

883
00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:21.679
<v Speaker 4>can you have no tolerance for red solo cup but

884
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:23.199
<v Speaker 4>have lived in.

885
00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:27.760
<v Speaker 2>A beehive with that guy looking at you all the time.

886
00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:35.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's way that Aaron when he was okay, Yeah,

887
00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:38.039
<v Speaker 4>there's no way that Aaron when he was sleeping closed

888
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:40.679
<v Speaker 4>his eyes all the way. There's no way.

889
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:43.559
<v Speaker 2>The lids aren't long enough to stretch over.

890
00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:45.880
<v Speaker 4>Those The length it's the length that's missing.

891
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:49.119
<v Speaker 1>That scene in Matilda where the mom sits up in

892
00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:51.519
<v Speaker 1>bed and her sleep mask has the eyes on it.

893
00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:54.840
<v Speaker 1>My god, that's erin just all the time.

894
00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:58.639
<v Speaker 4>Though, was Jennifer Tilly the mom and that.

895
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:04.039
<v Speaker 1>No Dylan, not even remotely. But also, just want to say, Michelle,

896
00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:06.079
<v Speaker 1>here's another thing that I really appreciated.

897
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:08.079
<v Speaker 5>There was a lot.

898
00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Of ambient lighting in this establishment. Producers or maybe it

899
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:15.840
<v Speaker 1>was Zach or BINGI, I'm not sure. No one would

900
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:19.519
<v Speaker 1>turn off the overhead lighting, and so everyone arriving in

901
00:50:19.760 --> 00:50:24.880
<v Speaker 1>high heels and bodycon dresses. It was an incredible thing

902
00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:27.599
<v Speaker 1>to watch. These people are almost forty years old. They

903
00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:30.519
<v Speaker 1>are dressed to go to like a wedding welcome party

904
00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:33.760
<v Speaker 1>type that level of event, Okay, and then they walk

905
00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:37.480
<v Speaker 1>into the scene that Pat described, and that is that's

906
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:38.519
<v Speaker 1>what I want to see more of.

907
00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:41.039
<v Speaker 5>And Michelle thought she would be probably what the fifth

908
00:50:41.039 --> 00:50:43.079
<v Speaker 5>cast member to arrive. No, no, baby, come on in

909
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:44.800
<v Speaker 5>here with your wine that you can't drink?

910
00:50:44.840 --> 00:50:45.360
<v Speaker 2>What do you want?

911
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:48.880
<v Speaker 4>Stito's right, right, right, because what we don't have is

912
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:54.239
<v Speaker 4>an ability to open a bottle of wine here. Okay,

913
00:50:54.440 --> 00:50:57.880
<v Speaker 4>Also there are holes in the wall, but you can

914
00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:02.280
<v Speaker 4>have an orange ice we have forty eight of them,

915
00:51:02.800 --> 00:51:03.679
<v Speaker 4>or you can have some.

916
00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:07.719
<v Speaker 5>Tito's and that's, honestly it one of those.

917
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:13.440
<v Speaker 4>All right, So schwartz Head heads over with Fabiano and

918
00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:21.519
<v Speaker 4>La la is by all right, all right, Lala, you

919
00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:24.000
<v Speaker 4>know liquor makes us do a lot of crazy things.

920
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:26.199
<v Speaker 4>The TV has been ripped off the wall, and I

921
00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:30.440
<v Speaker 4>know that Lacey's face is confusing to you.

922
00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Beautiful girl.

923
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:38.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I agree. Her looking at the dominoes was my

924
00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:48.639
<v Speaker 4>favorite moment of the episode. Agreed ew ew ew ew Okay,

925
00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:53.840
<v Speaker 4>we get to this divorce cult conversation, and I agree

926
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:58.440
<v Speaker 4>with Laala here, Lacey, you have gotten on a pair

927
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:01.880
<v Speaker 4>of stilts and you have marched way too far over

928
00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:08.719
<v Speaker 4>the line talking about Michelle and her boyfriend's wedding that

929
00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:11.679
<v Speaker 4>they paid too much for it. Maybe just lead that

930
00:52:11.719 --> 00:52:14.639
<v Speaker 4>one alone. That's a little too dunky.

931
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:18.440
<v Speaker 2>You're referring to Lacy and Michelle kind of having a

932
00:52:18.440 --> 00:52:20.360
<v Speaker 2>good time chatting about talking about defor.

933
00:52:20.440 --> 00:52:22.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't know how good of a time Michelle was having,

934
00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:23.880
<v Speaker 4>but yeah, Rubes, go ahead.

935
00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:25.920
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was going to say, is like, hey, Michelle.

936
00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:28.599
<v Speaker 1>Although I think that at that point Lacey was overstepping

937
00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:29.119
<v Speaker 1>a little bit.

938
00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:31.079
<v Speaker 5>Nothing. It's not going to make you.

939
00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Burst into flames if you chuckle a little bit, like

940
00:52:33.440 --> 00:52:35.639
<v Speaker 1>her being like you can join our cult, like you

941
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:39.119
<v Speaker 1>don't despise Schwartz. He laughed at it like you. It

942
00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:42.280
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh god, this is the iciest reception ever.

943
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:43.880
<v Speaker 1>So I was also like, you know what, Lacy, I

944
00:52:43.920 --> 00:52:45.920
<v Speaker 1>don't really blame you for being like your wedding was

945
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:48.400
<v Speaker 1>so fucking expensive. It was crazy. How dumb of you

946
00:52:48.440 --> 00:52:51.840
<v Speaker 1>like laugh at something we're trying. It's awkward for all

947
00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:52.239
<v Speaker 1>of us.

948
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:55.599
<v Speaker 4>Help me, yeah, help me. Speaking of awkward, we get

949
00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:58.840
<v Speaker 4>to the toast I believe, or it is, the conversation

950
00:52:58.920 --> 00:53:04.840
<v Speaker 4>with the charismatic Danny up first, ye yes, okay, So

951
00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:08.199
<v Speaker 4>Zach says that he needs to have a conversation with

952
00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:15.000
<v Speaker 4>him and as a ball brother, hold space for Danny

953
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:21.800
<v Speaker 4>to remember what the fuck he's talking about. They discuss

954
00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:25.400
<v Speaker 4>that Danny's alpha energy comes out a little bit too

955
00:53:25.480 --> 00:53:29.679
<v Speaker 4>much when he gets drunk. Zach doesn't care, loves him,

956
00:53:29.840 --> 00:53:33.440
<v Speaker 4>it's all good. Just just wanted to let you know

957
00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:37.320
<v Speaker 4>that there's alpha And it was so funny. Was before

958
00:53:38.199 --> 00:53:40.800
<v Speaker 4>they had this conversation. I believe Danny was talking to

959
00:53:41.000 --> 00:53:44.760
<v Speaker 4>Melissa in front of those fifty orange ice bottles, and

960
00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:48.400
<v Speaker 4>he said, you know the reason why these conversations have

961
00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:51.639
<v Speaker 4>not landed with Danny is because he hasn't had the

962
00:53:51.679 --> 00:53:57.239
<v Speaker 4>conversation with me yet. Okay, so that's why we haven't

963
00:53:57.639 --> 00:54:05.320
<v Speaker 4>reversed his alcoholism. But me, giant monster energy refrigerator in

964
00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:07.079
<v Speaker 4>human form, has this conversation.

965
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:10.559
<v Speaker 2>It'll all get fixed. Okay, Zach got it. It's so

966
00:54:10.679 --> 00:54:13.920
<v Speaker 2>fascinating with Zach. The sense of self worth that he

967
00:54:14.039 --> 00:54:18.840
<v Speaker 2>has is amazing, incredible. We didn't mention that Danny Danny.

968
00:54:18.920 --> 00:54:22.039
<v Speaker 2>Danny sneaks a number of drinks in this episode too.

969
00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:22.519
<v Speaker 4>He does.

970
00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:25.559
<v Speaker 2>Why does he do that? Have some drinks at home

971
00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:28.199
<v Speaker 2>on them, take a roadie so you relax. You got

972
00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:30.119
<v Speaker 2>the buzz on it. I can just chill at the.

973
00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:33.199
<v Speaker 4>Party, yeah, or take some anti anxiety medication. I don't

974
00:54:33.239 --> 00:54:36.119
<v Speaker 4>know what you need to do. But there's this weird

975
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:40.159
<v Speaker 4>thing where he's sneaking drinks. They would say, because the

976
00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:43.039
<v Speaker 4>narrative is so strong and he wants to avoid the narrative.

977
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:47.239
<v Speaker 4>Here's the problem, though, you little charismatic man. It makes

978
00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:51.280
<v Speaker 4>you look even worse like a drunk, which is why

979
00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:54.119
<v Speaker 4>you're doing it. Let's not kid around. You don't care

980
00:54:54.159 --> 00:54:57.719
<v Speaker 4>about the narrative. You have an addiction to alcohol. Go ahead, Ruby, Okay.

981
00:54:57.760 --> 00:54:59.440
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I will I will now be calling

982
00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:02.119
<v Speaker 1>him mister Chrisma when I can remember to. I think

983
00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:05.320
<v Speaker 1>part of the reason he's hiding it is because he's

984
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:08.679
<v Speaker 1>telling Nia that he is not drinking right right, And

985
00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:12.239
<v Speaker 1>then he's kind of playing it off of this whole

986
00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:15.280
<v Speaker 1>narrative thing. I think you're right, he obviously has no it.

987
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:17.000
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't give a shit about the narrative. But I

988
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:19.840
<v Speaker 1>think that the hiding it thing is because he is

989
00:55:19.880 --> 00:55:22.360
<v Speaker 1>trying to hide it from the people that he's there with.

990
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:24.800
<v Speaker 1>But mainly I think he's telling Nia that he's going

991
00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:28.159
<v Speaker 1>to these things and not drinking. He keeps talking about

992
00:55:28.559 --> 00:55:30.800
<v Speaker 1>all of the ice water that he's drinking in front

993
00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:31.039
<v Speaker 1>of her.

994
00:55:31.159 --> 00:55:32.000
<v Speaker 5>It's so weird.

995
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:35.679
<v Speaker 1>And when she comes to that garage and knocks on

996
00:55:35.719 --> 00:55:38.360
<v Speaker 1>that door and says knock knock, I was like, Oh,

997
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:39.320
<v Speaker 1>my god.

998
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:43.559
<v Speaker 4>Your handler's here. You've been away from the Beacon for

999
00:55:43.639 --> 00:55:44.559
<v Speaker 4>a little bit too long.

1000
00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:47.119
<v Speaker 1>Dan, Your ankle is buzzing, Danny, Yeah, we got a

1001
00:55:47.119 --> 00:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>little buzz.

1002
00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:51.800
<v Speaker 4>Your table's ready, got to get you back. We get

1003
00:55:51.840 --> 00:55:57.840
<v Speaker 4>to the speech. We wrap up with Zach gathering everybody

1004
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:04.440
<v Speaker 4>on the floor to hear him cry about a venmo.

1005
00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:06.840
<v Speaker 4>He's going to be sending Chris. This is one of

1006
00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:10.519
<v Speaker 4>the saddest tudid beings I think on reality television right now.

1007
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:16.960
<v Speaker 4>It's it's it's just really crazy what he does on TV.

1008
00:56:19.199 --> 00:56:21.079
<v Speaker 4>I don't know how much that venmo was.

1009
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:25.280
<v Speaker 5>It was two thousand dollars he owed her thirteen hundred.

1010
00:56:25.760 --> 00:56:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, well, very moving, very moving.

1011
00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:33.679
<v Speaker 2>I will say. Out of the three season Zach has

1012
00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:37.159
<v Speaker 2>been on our screens, this has been his least annoying

1013
00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:38.440
<v Speaker 2>and most tolerable.

1014
00:56:40.280 --> 00:56:44.800
<v Speaker 4>Agreed, Yeah, I guess, I guess, and yeah, I speaking

1015
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:50.639
<v Speaker 4>sloppily and hyperbolically. Obviously, there are people on you know,

1016
00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:54.599
<v Speaker 4>say yes to the felon you know on TLC are

1017
00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:56.880
<v Speaker 4>sadder than Zach. He's not, He's not that bad, but

1018
00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:59.920
<v Speaker 4>he is a very confusing and goofy human being getting

1019
00:56:59.920 --> 00:57:02.519
<v Speaker 4>the comments. Let us know what you think about any

1020
00:57:02.559 --> 00:57:05.639
<v Speaker 4>of the cast of characters on this The Valley, the

1021
00:57:05.719 --> 00:57:08.800
<v Speaker 4>recap of this episode and more. We love you guys

1022
00:57:08.880 --> 00:57:26.400
<v Speaker 4>very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat say goodbye. He

1023
00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:27.039
<v Speaker 4>is

1024
00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:36.199
<v Speaker 2>Your head.