Speaker 1: The makers of the New Rinsto bring you the Amison
Speaker 1: Andy Show with their guests tonight, mister Charles Coburn. There's
Speaker 1: plenty of excitement around tonight because radio history is being made.
Speaker 1: The New Rinso presents the New Amison Andy Show. Yes,
Speaker 1: everything brand new, new in the fact that Jamison Andy
Speaker 1: are doing for the first time a half hour show.
Speaker 1: New in the Damson Andy are playing before an audience,
Speaker 1: also for the first time, and new into each week.
Speaker 1: There will be a famous guest tonight, mister Charles Coburn,
Speaker 1: whom you have seen in the mortem area and heaven
Speaker 1: can wait. And there's plenty of news about Rinso too
Speaker 1: it yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll agree.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely tough, that I's soapy rich dud's get out
Speaker 1: more dirt that In short, it's the ideal so for
Speaker 1: wash day, for dishes and for all the soap and
Speaker 1: water jobs around the house. Yes, try Rinso, I know
Speaker 1: you'll join the vast army of women who whistle while
Speaker 1: they walk.
Speaker 2: And now the news.
Speaker 1: Opie Rich Rinso presents the New Amos and Andy Show. Well,
Speaker 1: there's an old saying that no news is good news.
Speaker 1: That must be true because Andy got news, and it's fair.
Speaker 1: The news is in the form of a letter which
Speaker 1: Andy is discussing with the Kingfish and Henry van.
Speaker 2: Porter in his office. Now, boys, I am really in
Speaker 2: a messia.
Speaker 1: Well, emmy, yes, like you's beard all where to tell
Speaker 1: you the truth?
Speaker 2: Andy?
Speaker 1: I can't see what is such bad news about the
Speaker 1: relative coming to visit you from the south. Listen, Henna,
Speaker 1: a relative is news no matter what direction it comes from.
Speaker 1: Listen here, faus. I ain't told you this, but here's
Speaker 1: the jam I was in. About six months ago, I
Speaker 1: discovered that this uncle of mine that's coming up here
Speaker 1: tomorrow doesn't cut me out of his will. Ooh, I
Speaker 1: didn't know that or not. There's a serious things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I found out that the reason he doesn't cut
Speaker 1: me out is because he thinks.
Speaker 2: I is undisresponsible.
Speaker 1: You see, boys, my uncle always wanted me to get
Speaker 1: married and settled down.
Speaker 2: Well tell me this, dandee.
Speaker 1: What is all this got to do with the letter
Speaker 1: you received from it? Well? I always been kind of
Speaker 1: superstitious about being left out of will. So about six
Speaker 1: months ago I done writ my uncle Edgar told him
Speaker 1: I got married, settled down, and I was living in
Speaker 1: a nice.
Speaker 2: Six room apartment. Oh, beginning to get it now.
Speaker 1: So he's gonna arrive in New York tomorrow morning on
Speaker 1: the nine o'clock train.
Speaker 2: But the main reason he's coming up here is.
Speaker 1: To see some New York doctor spechlers about his health.
Speaker 2: And he gonna stay hit on Monday.
Speaker 1: Mmm uh uh tell me those and ever you don't
Speaker 1: look your uncle that you got married and settled down.
Speaker 1: Do you know if he puts you back in the will.
Speaker 2: That old show he slapped me right by gimber, you.
Speaker 1: Mean on the regular dotted line, and they not just
Speaker 1: out in the march in utensils, you know, lisztene I
Speaker 1: right in the middle of the thing between them whereas
Speaker 1: and wherefores.
Speaker 2: And all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the player to be if you can warn
Speaker 1: your way in there.
Speaker 2: There's the players.
Speaker 1: Well and he it looks like you've got a little
Speaker 1: lot to lose, all right, Yeah, but I ain't told you.
Speaker 1: The biggest headache goes My uncle say in the letter
Speaker 1: that he is planned on staying with me in my
Speaker 1: six room apartment. And then he say that that will
Speaker 1: give him a chance to become acquaintance with my.
Speaker 2: Dear little wife. When there is your uncle coming up
Speaker 2: here sad day?
Speaker 1: Why that's tomorrow. Uh wait a minute there, and you
Speaker 1: could be married by tomorrow. Yeah, I could be Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, yeah, hour, Is I going to meet a
Speaker 1: gal that's quick or just standing.
Speaker 2: On the corner on Keith whistler?
Speaker 1: They now, just a minute, my friend, that sounds a
Speaker 1: bit hasty. After all, the type of girl that Andy
Speaker 1: might get from a whistle might not be the type
Speaker 1: he'd want for the mother of his killing. Now look here, Henry,
Speaker 1: when you were whistling for a wife. On short note
Speaker 1: that you can't be too particular. Like when you go
Speaker 1: up to the north woods hunting from moving and you
Speaker 1: give up with the moose falls, you can't be fussed.
Speaker 1: You gotta take the first moose who comes along. Yeah,
Speaker 1: king fish. But you gotta be a little more particular
Speaker 1: about a wife. After all, if they don't like a mood, shoot,
Speaker 1: can shoot.
Speaker 2: Anyhow.
Speaker 1: Even if I.
Speaker 2: Did get a wife, where as I gonna get a
Speaker 2: sick room? Funny?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you in a pickleman, all right, now, I don't
Speaker 1: know Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I they don't
Speaker 1: hit him in the head. J just went into steel head.
Speaker 1: Look at Emi and her family is going away for
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 2: They won't be back on Monday night. You your partner, yes.
Speaker 1: But what about the wife.
Speaker 2: Did Andy is supposed to hang? Oh just tell your
Speaker 2: uncle that. Yeah, the town us in Kinfolk. Yeah that
Speaker 2: sounds good, but Lamos let me do that.
Speaker 1: Well now, look at don't tell him what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Just tell him that you stay in the apartment over
Speaker 1: the weekend, the sort of a caretaker. Come on, Kase,
Speaker 1: bas less me and you go over to see Amo.
Speaker 1: So you're going away for the weekend, aamers.
Speaker 2: Joe, hope you have a nice time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, thank you very much telling me the most.
Speaker 1: Who is you leaving in charge of the department?
Speaker 2: But I ain't figuring on having nobody here. Oh how
Speaker 2: about burglars?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I went away before and I just locked
Speaker 1: the place and nothing was sold. Oh maybe the burglars
Speaker 1: didn't get around.
Speaker 2: To you yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they shorthanded, just like everybody else.
Speaker 2: But you see, fellas was up here.
Speaker 1: Des burglars work the thing in alpha better order. Now
Speaker 1: you just lucky cause your name is doing. They ain't
Speaker 1: got down to you yet.
Speaker 2: And if you hear where the Burglars is.
Speaker 3: Down there now.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I heard there was just finishing the letter.
Speaker 2: Before Jay whatever that is.
Speaker 1: Exusing me?
Speaker 2: I heard that too, that was working on the oars.
Speaker 2: I remember that twenty of the two fellas.
Speaker 1: That might not be a bad idea to have somebody
Speaker 1: stay in the apartment while we are away.
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't know who to get. Well, Amor's I
Speaker 2: your pal and I'll help you out?
Speaker 1: Would you do it?
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'll do it. Oh d that's nice of
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: We are going to leave at nine o'clock tomorrow morning,
Speaker 1: so you can come in anytime after nine. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: a deal. I'll check you in right after nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: So long he won't get out on time. So long, Emma,
Speaker 2: so long, fellas. I'll be back Monday night. See you then.
Speaker 1: Well, and this was a great break for us, all right,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, there you go without our stuff.
Speaker 2: King Saith, by any chance, is you help to.
Speaker 1: Make or you figured I might get some money from
Speaker 1: the will?
Speaker 2: Oh doomed to silly and never entered my mind. Couse.
Speaker 2: At the same time, I know that if anything.
Speaker 1: Should happen to your dear uncle, well, I just know
Speaker 1: that in time. Agree you want to share your good
Speaker 1: fortune with your friends. Well, Uncle Ledgiar, your train was
Speaker 1: right on time, and it show is nice to see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're so glad to see you, Uncle Edgar. You don't
Speaker 1: mind if I call you Uncle Edgar too, do you?
Speaker 1: And you've been telling us so much about yard kind
Speaker 1: of you like God's a close relation to yours.
Speaker 3: Well, that's very fine.
Speaker 1: Tell me, Uncle Edgar hard things down south, you know,
Speaker 1: the cotton crop wills and all that stuff. Oh, everything's fine.
Speaker 1: That wasn't nice, thank you boy to come down meeting
Speaker 1: at the plane here?
Speaker 3: But uh and the where's the little woman?
Speaker 1: Uh? Uh?
Speaker 3: Who the little woman? Your wife?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well uh uh uh uh Lucy done went over to
Speaker 1: uh Pennsylvania to see your mother. Yeah, that's that's where
Speaker 1: else you went. You see you, Uncle Edgar, when you
Speaker 1: used that little woman and he didn't know who you're
Speaker 1: meant because Lou's as big as a horse. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: certainly anxious to meet her.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be back before I leave, ain't you.
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I hope so, Uncle let you?
Speaker 3: But do you think we better get out of the station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Uh, I got a boy, right, your uncle, they.
Speaker 2: Could take care of your suit tasterers.
Speaker 1: Uh here, lightning, come over here. Oh, I can handle
Speaker 1: the suitcaters all right there, deal are me now? Uh?
Speaker 1: These is the twuth tasers or deliver them to the
Speaker 1: department like A told the lightning and by the way,
Speaker 1: lighting and uh, this is my uncle Edgar.
Speaker 3: Uh this is like, young man, I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 1: Please that meet you, Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 2: Are you the man that got the real engine?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Get on with them packs, souse. Don't worry uncle that
Speaker 2: ga get away from here.
Speaker 1: Like what are you.
Speaker 2: Well, uncle Lego?
Speaker 1: How do you feel after taking the shower and changing
Speaker 1: your clothes? Oh?
Speaker 3: I feel a lot that I am it.
Speaker 2: Uh sit down there and got stuffed over there and
Speaker 2: take it ease?
Speaker 3: Uncle there.
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: And you and your wife are the on the ones
Speaker 3: that live in this apartment.
Speaker 1: Game, yes, uncle Leggar, just as our old little love.
Speaker 2: Now just the two of us, me and her. Well, uh,
Speaker 2: what is all them toys there in the clothes in
Speaker 2: my room?
Speaker 3: H what toy you mean you don't know what toys
Speaker 3: is back there?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Uh uh uh well you see uh uh I play
Speaker 2: with so many toys. I didn't know which ones you're mean.
Speaker 3: Well, there's some dolls back there too.
Speaker 1: All. Don't be silly, uncle Legar. I ain't playing with
Speaker 1: dolls for over a year.
Speaker 3: Sure, Andy, who is the picture of this man here
Speaker 3: on the table?
Speaker 2: Which picture you're mean?
Speaker 3: The only picture? That third?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh that one, No, don't look at me. It's stand
Speaker 2: uncle la.
Speaker 1: I see it transcribed down there to my loving wife
Speaker 1: from Amos. Oh that Oh yeah, well that that's u
Speaker 1: uh uh uh that's my wife's first husband.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, what in the world you have to have his
Speaker 3: picture around here?
Speaker 2: Uh well, I tell you, Uncle leedya uh uh.
Speaker 1: It keeps reminding my wife or him and makes her
Speaker 1: appreciate me more. Yeah, I said, I suddenly right, you know,
Speaker 1: Uncle Ledyr. There's nothing like holding her first husband over
Speaker 1: a wife's head.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: By the way, Andy, you know I want to see
Speaker 1: one of these New York doctors. You might ask around
Speaker 1: of your friends and see if they know a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but uh, you take it easy, younger. Let
Speaker 1: you and enjoy yourself for the weekend. You I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, and you sure got a nice please here.
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking I don't have to break
Speaker 1: my neck to get back home. You fellas has been
Speaker 1: so nice to me. I think I've changed my plans
Speaker 1: and stay here a couple of weeks double the week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that would make you happy.
Speaker 3: What's the matter?
Speaker 1: Boys? You is near a fool habit that we are speechless,
Speaker 1: wild folks. Remember I said this would be a new
Speaker 1: kind of show for amuson Andy, and I hope you
Speaker 1: are having as good a time as the folks care
Speaker 1: are having. Now I mentioned a little earlier the millions
Speaker 1: of women these days are whistling while they watch. And
Speaker 1: the notes they are whistling are that stands for Rinso White,
Speaker 1: three little notes that have been making wash day history. Yes,
Speaker 1: Rinso has taken the drudgery out of wash day. Those
Speaker 1: Sulphie Rich studs have made it possible for women to
Speaker 1: turn out a dazzling white, bright wash without hard scrubbing
Speaker 1: or boiling, simply by soaking clothes clean. A few quick
Speaker 1: finger rubs on badly soiled places and clothes are ready
Speaker 1: to rinse. Yes, new rinsol gets out more dirt, and
Speaker 1: women are whistling while they wash dishes too.
Speaker 2: In Rinso sucks.
Speaker 1: It makes the job so speedy, and that goes for
Speaker 1: washing floors, windows, tiles and so forth. So tomorrow get
Speaker 1: rinso then you'll whistle and you'll see how much easier
Speaker 1: life can be. Now back to Amos and Andy and
Speaker 1: their guest tonight, Charles Coburn. Well, Uncle Edgar certainly threw
Speaker 1: a monkey ranch in the machinery when he announced that
Speaker 1: he had decided to stay two weeks.
Speaker 2: And the and the king fish are plenty worried. King's
Speaker 2: vishley is really in the mess.
Speaker 1: Now m Eam's coming home Monday, and uncle, let your say,
Speaker 1: goon't be here for two weeks. And you listen, I've
Speaker 1: got an ideal. When your uncle wakes up from the
Speaker 1: nap he's taken, we'll take him up the doctor's role.
Speaker 1: You know, that's where the Alley lawyer has got his office.
Speaker 1: Or I think up around there we will find a
Speaker 1: doctor that will see eye to eye with us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we want to get a big doctor with a
Speaker 1: good reputation to examined my uncle. Yeah, well, we'll get
Speaker 1: a good one already. But I think that for a
Speaker 1: small extra charge, we can get a doctor to tell
Speaker 1: Uncle Edgar that just climbing up north here is bad
Speaker 1: for his health, and that he has got to get
Speaker 1: right back down sos now at once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well hours, we're gonna work it.
Speaker 1: We'll leave Uncle Edgar out in the waiting room at
Speaker 1: the doctor's office and we'll go in the doctor's private.
Speaker 2: Office and talk to him. Foot. Oh, I think I
Speaker 2: see what you mean.
Speaker 1: Hello, is this doctor Charles Coprom the veterinarian.
Speaker 2: That's right, I'm the veterinarian.
Speaker 1: Pussion did Staley Watson? I called up to find out
Speaker 1: how my caucus spaniel is coming along. He's doing nicely, missus.
Speaker 1: Watchho his front paw is still a little sore, but
Speaker 1: we all if I have him out of here in
Speaker 1: a few days.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much. Doctor goodbye? I mean, uh,
Speaker 2: excuse u. Uh, but but he is you, doctor Charles Coban.
Speaker 2: That's right? Are good? Yeah? Well, we see your name
Speaker 2: on the door outside and we're looking for a doctor.
Speaker 1: Tell me, do you have the patience with you?
Speaker 2: Uh? He's out in the working room. Yeah, so we
Speaker 2: we want to talk to you first.
Speaker 3: Is he chained up?
Speaker 2: Chained up?
Speaker 1: Oh no, he ain't, Dangel, Well, why don't you bring
Speaker 1: him in the office here? Well, that's what we want
Speaker 1: to tell you. Uh, you see, doctor, we don't want
Speaker 1: him to hear what we don't tell you.
Speaker 3: You don't want him to hear. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I've heard some of them are very clever, but I've
Speaker 1: never heard of one that.
Speaker 2: Uh could understand medical times.
Speaker 3: Oh well, the two bills.
Speaker 1: He ain't been feeling well lately, and he asked us
Speaker 1: to take him to a doctor.
Speaker 3: You before we go.
Speaker 1: Any further, gentlemen, are you sure that you are feeling
Speaker 1: all right? Oh?
Speaker 2: Sure, yes, sir, we feel all right.
Speaker 1: Well, tell me exactly what's wrong with the patient.
Speaker 2: I'm a busy man.
Speaker 1: The well doctor, tell you the prove we don't know
Speaker 1: exactly what's wrong with it. Well, the only thing to
Speaker 1: do then is to trap him here on this table
Speaker 1: and I'll give him a thorright examination.
Speaker 2: Uh stap him. I don't think he's gonna like that.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's all right.
Speaker 1: We'll put a muscle on him. Now.
Speaker 2: We can go just so far with him, you though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we can't make you mad because he's worth
Speaker 1: a lot of money.
Speaker 2: I'll listen to me, A dog is a dog.
Speaker 1: If I can help him, I'd be very happy to
Speaker 1: do so.
Speaker 2: Excuse me for protruding, doctor, but my idea been giving
Speaker 2: me a little trouble of your late ladies. Did you
Speaker 2: say dog?
Speaker 1: Well, is you a dog doctor?
Speaker 2: By adam?
Speaker 3: Certainly?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what to think when you can
Speaker 1: say you're gonna put a muggle on my uncle. Oh
Speaker 1: your uncle is out there. Yeah, I see you thought
Speaker 1: I was a regular MD. No, I take care of dogs, cats, horses,
Speaker 1: all kinds of animals.
Speaker 2: I got a little hospital out here in the back.
Speaker 2: Or now we're dogs.
Speaker 3: Long as we're.
Speaker 1: Here, maybe you could help us out anyhow, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: what we'd like you to do in your professional capacay?
Speaker 2: Well, uh, exactly wrong, exactly the right time in between
Speaker 2: and being in between, we will undertay e before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gentlemen, if you think that I, as a respected
Speaker 1: member of the medical profession, would do even one small
Speaker 1: thing to jeopardize my fine reputation and standing in this community,
Speaker 1: If you'll think that I would stoop to a thing
Speaker 1: of this kind, If you think that I would do
Speaker 1: anything contrary to my standard the exchange for what I'm
Speaker 1: outed a little more than up bride, then you come
Speaker 1: to the right place. Man, man, that's great.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Now look at you.
Speaker 2: Here's what we want you to do. We we want
Speaker 2: you to.
Speaker 1: Convince my uncle to this northern climate is bad for him,
Speaker 1: and even one more day.
Speaker 2: Of it might be fatal. And he has got to
Speaker 2: go right back down south.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we don't care what you tell him. We
Speaker 1: just gonna make sure that he leaves town by the night.
Speaker 1: It's as good as.
Speaker 2: Done, my friends. But in our heye, let us not
Speaker 2: forget the cat ten dollars. Uh, yes it is. You
Speaker 2: might put it in that door right there. I don't
Speaker 2: touch Bundy like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, doctor, Okay, I'll have my uncle come right in.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, get him. We will go to hide them
Speaker 2: dogs that sit over there on the dishes.
Speaker 1: Okay, uncle, come morning in. The doctor's ready for you.
Speaker 1: This is the same expressions that I done told.
Speaker 3: You about it. How do you do, doctor?
Speaker 2: Or how do you do? If you sit right down here,
Speaker 2: open your mouth? Who now tell me?
Speaker 3: How have you been feeling well? Frankly this afternoon?
Speaker 2: I've been feeling pretty well. That's a bad symptom.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the trouble with your particular ailmen.
Speaker 2: You always feel better. First, Well, what is it.
Speaker 3: That's wrong with me? Doctor?
Speaker 1: Well, the medical term is northern ites.
Speaker 2: Doctor, know anything but that.
Speaker 1: Ill already here? That doesn't now, doctor, just what is
Speaker 1: this Northern Irish?
Speaker 2: Wll you come to me as a patient and I
Speaker 2: guess it's right. You need to tell you the truth.
Speaker 1: Northern itis is a condition that is brought on by
Speaker 1: an atmospheric change, a change of pressure that crushes the
Speaker 1: cells of the nervous systems. Not really, that's what makes
Speaker 1: you feel like you do now, but I feel very
Speaker 1: good now, that's.
Speaker 2: Nothing that will go away. Well tell us this doctor,
Speaker 2: what is the cure of it? Is n your uncle
Speaker 2: mush go back down top.
Speaker 1: Of course, there's no real hurry about it, nothing to
Speaker 1: get alarmed about, doctor.
Speaker 3: But will you think I should leave for the south?
Speaker 1: No, there's no tremendous rush about it anytime within the
Speaker 1: next hour. Yeah, well.
Speaker 2: We better leave right away, uncle, le before you start
Speaker 2: pulling at the mouth.
Speaker 1: Come on, we'll go right down to Deepot and get
Speaker 1: your ticket. Do you mean to say that? Come on, uncle,
Speaker 1: let you let's get out of here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We ain't got no time to wear it. Well, so long, doctor,
Speaker 3: what was that?
Speaker 2: That's one of my patients.
Speaker 3: I mean, one of your patients.
Speaker 1: Got a nasty cough, hasn't it? Goodbye? Well uncle, that
Speaker 1: you has done got the best medical advice you would
Speaker 1: have got in the whole.
Speaker 2: City or here, no two ways about it. He's a
Speaker 2: great doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he seems to be a very good doctor.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna take his advice and return to the South.
Speaker 1: But it's one thing, Andy, was that I made up
Speaker 1: my mind not to leave tom him till I've met.
Speaker 3: Your dear little wife. M Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, did the theatical agency tell you exactly what you
Speaker 1: were supposed to do. Yes, I'm supposed to pay the
Speaker 1: part of man's wife, and you gonna pay me three dollars? Right,
Speaker 1: you is gonna plan as you was my wife, Lucy. Now,
Speaker 1: the main thing is to try to do as little
Speaker 1: talking as you can.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you ain't gonna get yourself trucking, no booby trap. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think were all set now and.
Speaker 1: It's okay, uncle, let girl Lucy is back.
Speaker 2: I remember everything we told you, Lucor.
Speaker 3: Well, well, well so this is Lucy. Yes, and Lucy,
Speaker 3: I'm married to this gentleman yet.
Speaker 2: Yes I know, yeah, I know that, But tell me
Speaker 2: this Lucy, how long have you been married?
Speaker 1: Well, uh, we've been married exactly one year. Oh wait
Speaker 1: a minute, it seems to me you said something to
Speaker 1: me and they about being married six months. I thought
Speaker 1: it was down of yet.
Speaker 2: Uh well you see, uncle, let go. Uh the time
Speaker 2: passes fast for me and slow for her.
Speaker 1: Well, uncle, act you, you doesn't see Lucy.
Speaker 2: Now, I guess we better shoot right down to the deepot.
Speaker 3: Huh. Well, I haven't had a chance to get a
Speaker 3: queen with Lucy. You that's right, that's righteous, mister Brown.
Speaker 1: Mister Brown, and man if he isn't married six months,
Speaker 1: you don't make your.
Speaker 3: Wife call you mister brown, do you?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you, uncle, let go till I've been
Speaker 2: married a year. I d man's respect.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta keep these.
Speaker 2: Women in the place, all right. Yeah, I've tell you, uncle,
Speaker 2: let your Oh.
Speaker 3: Well, how are you there?
Speaker 2: And uh see what is going on here? Amos?
Speaker 1: You ain't supposed to be back here t tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I got a chance to ride down with some people,
Speaker 1: and I thought i'd do it. Uh.
Speaker 2: I'd like to.
Speaker 1: Meet your friend here and we'll hit him and to
Speaker 1: do them there, go and less him up.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well.
Speaker 2: Amus, uh, this is Mangoletia here.
Speaker 3: Oh how do you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please to meet you. My name is Joan, yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh now this is uh well, uh well that's
Speaker 1: Mangelega right there.
Speaker 2: Uncle, I ain't met the girl here Andy.
Speaker 3: My name is Lucy.
Speaker 1: How's the wife of this gentleman here?
Speaker 2: I think his name is Andy?
Speaker 1: Andy? You didn't tell me, no, amos, I know it,
Speaker 1: but but look at that something I do want to
Speaker 1: tell you right now?
Speaker 2: Come on, Amos, you too, Kingsley.
Speaker 3: Let's go out.
Speaker 2: Someplace a week and talk.
Speaker 1: Uncle Lega. You stay here and this will give you
Speaker 1: a chance to get better acquainted with Lucy. So amos,
Speaker 1: that's the whole story, in a nutshell, el Amos. The
Speaker 1: only reason that the dunner was ordered his uncle would
Speaker 1: keep him in his will. That's some story you got there,
Speaker 1: all right. You certainly can't get yourself messed up.
Speaker 2: And what is I gonna do? A There's only one
Speaker 2: thing you can do, tell your uncle the truth.
Speaker 1: I think he appreciate it and appreciate you being honest
Speaker 1: with him, so he.
Speaker 2: Bound to find out sooner or later.
Speaker 1: You're right, call me boys, I going out and take
Speaker 1: a walk in the park so I can get up
Speaker 1: my nerve.
Speaker 2: Come on, King says, let's go in. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: him the truth. Okay, open the door.
Speaker 1: Quell Andy, Kingky, you finally got back. Where have you
Speaker 1: been all day? Where's Lucy? Oh, she's in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Well in the kitchen, Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 1: There comes a time in a man's life when they
Speaker 1: gotta do something that they don't like to do, but
Speaker 1: I gotta do it. What is it? And well, Uncle Edgar,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna contest something to you. This ain't my apartment
Speaker 1: and Loucy and my wife. The only reason that I
Speaker 1: done told you all this was so I can stay
Speaker 1: and you're will. But I wouldn't blame you. Now if
Speaker 1: he throws me.
Speaker 2: Out, I understand Andy, but I ain't gonna cause you
Speaker 2: no more trouble, Uncle Edgar?
Speaker 1: Where is that stapping little theatrical access is supposed to
Speaker 1: be my wife?
Speaker 2: Get me an, I'll play her the.
Speaker 1: Three dollars and chase he rot here right away, so
Speaker 1: at least she ain't gonna.
Speaker 2: Be bothered with her.
Speaker 1: And please you, speaking of my future wife, you kitch
Speaker 1: you what my future wife? I found out right after
Speaker 1: you left this morning that she was only playing the
Speaker 1: part of your wife. We'll spend all day getting acquainted.
Speaker 1: She's a fine cook and a good looking girl. Were
Speaker 1: getting married right away and leaving on the first training
Speaker 1: for Goldy Well, Tom gudg the Nations and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: Uncle Leedgar.
Speaker 3: I'll be glad to go to the d people.
Speaker 2: Would you and see you off?
Speaker 1: You know, carry the grip for you, carry you will
Speaker 1: anything you want to go. Yeah, congratulations, Uncle Leger. But
Speaker 1: say there's just one thing that I'd like to clear
Speaker 1: up before you leave.
Speaker 3: What's there?
Speaker 1: Well, now that Lucy is going to be my aunt
Speaker 1: instead of my wife because I have to pay the
Speaker 1: three dollars.
Speaker 3: Or do you pay?
Speaker 1: Right? Is exact on? My name is and and they
Speaker 1: would like to say a few words to their listeners.
Speaker 1: Hello folks, Hello everybody. Well, we hope you enjoyed our
Speaker 1: first show. As you know, this is the beginning of
Speaker 1: our new half hour series and we want to thank
Speaker 1: mister Charles Colburn for his kindness and working with us tonight.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't feel right to let this first show pass
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Speaker 1: In thinking back over our trip to the Rinsto plant,
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Speaker 1: Volts are nice to listen to us tonight, and we're
Speaker 1: looking forward to being back with you next Friday night at.
Speaker 2: The same time.
Speaker 1: Thank you again, and don't forget folks, when you think
Speaker 1: of Amos and Andy think of Rinso. Thank you and tonight, yes,
Speaker 1: be with us again next Friday night at the same hour,
Speaker 1: when the makers of the new restow again present the
Speaker 1: amoson Andy Show, and when Amason Andy's guests will be
Speaker 1: the talented Janis.
Speaker 2: Of the Derby. This is Hallowell done, sitting you the night,
Speaker 2: all of us