WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:10.679 The makers of the New Rinsto bring you the Amison 2 00:00:10.759 --> 00:00:30.679 Andy Show with their guests tonight, mister Charles Coburn. There's 3 00:00:30.760 --> 00:00:34.479 plenty of excitement around tonight because radio history is being made. 4 00:00:34.840 --> 00:00:38.119 The New Rinso presents the New Amison Andy Show. Yes, 5 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:41.560 everything brand new, new in the fact that Jamison Andy 6 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:43.799 are doing for the first time a half hour show. 7 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:46.840 New in the Damson Andy are playing before an audience, 8 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:49.719 also for the first time, and new into each week. 9 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:53.119 There will be a famous guest tonight, mister Charles Coburn, 10 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:55.880 whom you have seen in the mortem area and heaven 11 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:59.520 can wait. And there's plenty of news about Rinso too 12 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:00.920 it yourself. 13 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:01.759 I'm sure you'll agree. 14 00:01:01.759 --> 00:01:04.920 It's absolutely tough, that I's soapy rich dud's get out 15 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:07.680 more dirt that In short, it's the ideal so for 16 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:10.200 wash day, for dishes and for all the soap and 17 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.760 water jobs around the house. Yes, try Rinso, I know 18 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:16.879 you'll join the vast army of women who whistle while 19 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:17.359 they walk. 20 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:19.519 And now the news. 21 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:32.359 Opie Rich Rinso presents the New Amos and Andy Show. Well, 22 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:35.159 there's an old saying that no news is good news. 23 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:38.599 That must be true because Andy got news, and it's fair. 24 00:01:39.239 --> 00:01:41.040 The news is in the form of a letter which 25 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.680 Andy is discussing with the Kingfish and Henry van. 26 00:01:43.599 --> 00:01:47.480 Porter in his office. Now, boys, I am really in 27 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:48.040 a messia. 28 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:52.040 Well, emmy, yes, like you's beard all where to tell 29 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:52.640 you the truth? 30 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:53.040 Andy? 31 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:55.439 I can't see what is such bad news about the 32 00:01:55.519 --> 00:01:59.000 relative coming to visit you from the south. Listen, Henna, 33 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:02.319 a relative is news no matter what direction it comes from. 34 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:07.920 Listen here, faus. I ain't told you this, but here's 35 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:10.960 the jam I was in. About six months ago, I 36 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:13.479 discovered that this uncle of mine that's coming up here 37 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:16.240 tomorrow doesn't cut me out of his will. Ooh, I 38 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:19.360 didn't know that or not. There's a serious things. Yeah, 39 00:02:19.639 --> 00:02:21.960 And I found out that the reason he doesn't cut 40 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:23.599 me out is because he thinks. 41 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:24.800 I is undisresponsible. 42 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:29.039 You see, boys, my uncle always wanted me to get 43 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:30.039 married and settled down. 44 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:31.800 Well tell me this, dandee. 45 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:33.800 What is all this got to do with the letter 46 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:37.120 you received from it? Well? I always been kind of 47 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:41.719 superstitious about being left out of will. So about six 48 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:44.199 months ago I done writ my uncle Edgar told him 49 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:46.800 I got married, settled down, and I was living in 50 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:47.560 a nice. 51 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:50.360 Six room apartment. Oh, beginning to get it now. 52 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:53.199 So he's gonna arrive in New York tomorrow morning on 53 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:54.199 the nine o'clock train. 54 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:56.960 But the main reason he's coming up here is. 55 00:02:56.919 --> 00:02:59.719 To see some New York doctor spechlers about his health. 56 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:01.439 And he gonna stay hit on Monday. 57 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:06.080 Mmm uh uh tell me those and ever you don't 58 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:08.240 look your uncle that you got married and settled down. 59 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:10.520 Do you know if he puts you back in the will. 60 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:16.400 That old show he slapped me right by gimber, you. 61 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:18.360 Mean on the regular dotted line, and they not just 62 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:22.000 out in the march in utensils, you know, lisztene I 63 00:03:22.159 --> 00:03:24.280 right in the middle of the thing between them whereas 64 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:25.719 and wherefores. 65 00:03:25.159 --> 00:03:25.800 And all that stuff. 66 00:03:25.879 --> 00:03:27.840 Yeah, that's the player to be if you can warn 67 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:28.439 your way in there. 68 00:03:28.479 --> 00:03:29.120 There's the players. 69 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:33.400 Well and he it looks like you've got a little 70 00:03:33.479 --> 00:03:36.280 lot to lose, all right, Yeah, but I ain't told you. 71 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:39.439 The biggest headache goes My uncle say in the letter 72 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:41.800 that he is planned on staying with me in my 73 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:44.759 six room apartment. And then he say that that will 74 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:47.639 give him a chance to become acquaintance with my. 75 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:51.840 Dear little wife. When there is your uncle coming up 76 00:03:51.879 --> 00:03:52.639 here sad day? 77 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:55.960 Why that's tomorrow. Uh wait a minute there, and you 78 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:59.159 could be married by tomorrow. Yeah, I could be Wait 79 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:02.159 a minute, yeah, hour, Is I going to meet a 80 00:04:02.199 --> 00:04:04.280 gal that's quick or just standing. 81 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:05.240 On the corner on Keith whistler? 82 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:08.759 They now, just a minute, my friend, that sounds a 83 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:11.800 bit hasty. After all, the type of girl that Andy 84 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:14.000 might get from a whistle might not be the type 85 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:16.600 he'd want for the mother of his killing. Now look here, Henry, 86 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:19.040 when you were whistling for a wife. On short note 87 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:23.439 that you can't be too particular. Like when you go 88 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:25.519 up to the north woods hunting from moving and you 89 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:28.000 give up with the moose falls, you can't be fussed. 90 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:31.240 You gotta take the first moose who comes along. Yeah, 91 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:33.720 king fish. But you gotta be a little more particular 92 00:04:33.759 --> 00:04:36.519 about a wife. After all, if they don't like a mood, shoot, 93 00:04:36.519 --> 00:04:37.160 can shoot. 94 00:04:44.759 --> 00:04:45.240 Anyhow. 95 00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:46.040 Even if I. 96 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.079 Did get a wife, where as I gonna get a 97 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:48.920 sick room? Funny? 98 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:51.279 Yeah, you in a pickleman, all right, now, I don't 99 00:04:51.279 --> 00:04:53.480 know Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I they don't 100 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:55.480 hit him in the head. J just went into steel head. 101 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:58.639 Look at Emi and her family is going away for 102 00:04:58.680 --> 00:04:59.160 the weekend. 103 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:03.639 They won't be back on Monday night. You your partner, yes. 104 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:04.720 But what about the wife. 105 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:07.000 Did Andy is supposed to hang? Oh just tell your 106 00:05:07.040 --> 00:05:10.000 uncle that. Yeah, the town us in Kinfolk. Yeah that 107 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:12.240 sounds good, but Lamos let me do that. 108 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:14.639 Well now, look at don't tell him what you're doing. 109 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:17.519 Just tell him that you stay in the apartment over 110 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:21.040 the weekend, the sort of a caretaker. Come on, Kase, 111 00:05:21.079 --> 00:05:22.959 bas less me and you go over to see Amo. 112 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:33.759 So you're going away for the weekend, aamers. 113 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:35.079 Joe, hope you have a nice time. 114 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.839 Yeah, well, thank you very much telling me the most. 115 00:05:38.079 --> 00:05:39.800 Who is you leaving in charge of the department? 116 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:43.360 But I ain't figuring on having nobody here. Oh how 117 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:44.079 about burglars? 118 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:46.959 Yeah, well I went away before and I just locked 119 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:50.199 the place and nothing was sold. Oh maybe the burglars 120 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:51.160 didn't get around. 121 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:51.360 To you yet. 122 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:54.399 Yeah, I guess they shorthanded, just like everybody else. 123 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:00.759 But you see, fellas was up here. 124 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:03.680 Des burglars work the thing in alpha better order. Now 125 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:06.480 you just lucky cause your name is doing. They ain't 126 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:07.399 got down to you yet. 127 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.360 And if you hear where the Burglars is. 128 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:10.800 Down there now. 129 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:15.399 Uh yeah, I heard there was just finishing the letter. 130 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:17.720 Before Jay whatever that is. 131 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:21.560 Exusing me? 132 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:23.680 I heard that too, that was working on the oars. 133 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:27.759 I remember that twenty of the two fellas. 134 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:29.879 That might not be a bad idea to have somebody 135 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:31.639 stay in the apartment while we are away. 136 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:34.600 I just wouldn't know who to get. Well, Amor's I 137 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:36.959 your pal and I'll help you out? 138 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:38.120 Would you do it? 139 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:41.519 And yeah, I'll do it. Oh d that's nice of 140 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:41.879 the end. 141 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:45.120 We are going to leave at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, 142 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:48.079 so you can come in anytime after nine. Okay, there's 143 00:06:48.120 --> 00:06:50.879 a deal. I'll check you in right after nine o'clock. 144 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:54.199 So long he won't get out on time. So long, Emma, 145 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:57.680 so long, fellas. I'll be back Monday night. See you then. 146 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:02.800 Well, and this was a great break for us, all right, 147 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:05.519 Wait a minute, there you go without our stuff. 148 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:08.720 King Saith, by any chance, is you help to. 149 00:07:08.759 --> 00:07:10.720 Make or you figured I might get some money from 150 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:11.000 the will? 151 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:17.279 Oh doomed to silly and never entered my mind. Couse. 152 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:20.560 At the same time, I know that if anything. 153 00:07:20.279 --> 00:07:23.199 Should happen to your dear uncle, well, I just know 154 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:26.240 that in time. Agree you want to share your good 155 00:07:26.279 --> 00:07:40.040 fortune with your friends. Well, Uncle Ledgiar, your train was 156 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:42.879 right on time, and it show is nice to see it. Yeah, 157 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:44.839 we're so glad to see you, Uncle Edgar. You don't 158 00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:46.480 mind if I call you Uncle Edgar too, do you? 159 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:48.839 And you've been telling us so much about yard kind 160 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:50.639 of you like God's a close relation to yours. 161 00:07:50.839 --> 00:07:52.240 Well, that's very fine. 162 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:55.160 Tell me, Uncle Edgar hard things down south, you know, 163 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:59.160 the cotton crop wills and all that stuff. Oh, everything's fine. 164 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:01.120 That wasn't nice, thank you boy to come down meeting 165 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:01.839 at the plane here? 166 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:04.800 But uh and the where's the little woman? 167 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:06.240 Uh? Uh? 168 00:08:06.279 --> 00:08:09.160 Who the little woman? Your wife? 169 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:09.680 Oh? 170 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:11.040 Oh my wife? Yeah? 171 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:14.680 Well uh uh uh uh Lucy done went over to 172 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:18.480 uh Pennsylvania to see your mother. Yeah, that's that's where 173 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:20.240 else you went. You see you, Uncle Edgar, when you 174 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:23.639 used that little woman and he didn't know who you're 175 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:28.160 meant because Lou's as big as a horse. Well, I'm 176 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:29.319 certainly anxious to meet her. 177 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:31.800 She's gonna be back before I leave, ain't you. 178 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:32.279 Well? 179 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:33.600 I hope so, Uncle let you? 180 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:35.240 But do you think we better get out of the station. 181 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:37.840 Yeah, you're right. Uh, I got a boy, right, your uncle, they. 182 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:38.960 Could take care of your suit tasterers. 183 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:41.720 Uh here, lightning, come over here. Oh, I can handle 184 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:45.320 the suitcaters all right there, deal are me now? Uh? 185 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:47.320 These is the twuth tasers or deliver them to the 186 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:49.200 department like A told the lightning and by the way, 187 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:51.480 lighting and uh, this is my uncle Edgar. 188 00:08:51.919 --> 00:08:54.720 Uh this is like, young man, I'm glad to meet you. 189 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:57.120 Please that meet you, Uncle Edgar. 190 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:59.879 Are you the man that got the real engine? 191 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:00.240 Uh? 192 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:04.039 Get on with them packs, souse. Don't worry uncle that 193 00:09:04.120 --> 00:09:05.159 ga get away from here. 194 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:05.840 Like what are you. 195 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:16.440 Well, uncle Lego? 196 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:18.720 How do you feel after taking the shower and changing 197 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:19.639 your clothes? Oh? 198 00:09:19.799 --> 00:09:21.120 I feel a lot that I am it. 199 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:23.720 Uh sit down there and got stuffed over there and 200 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:24.240 take it ease? 201 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:24.799 Uncle there. 202 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:26.679 Sorry? 203 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:29.000 And you and your wife are the on the ones 204 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:29.960 that live in this apartment. 205 00:09:30.039 --> 00:09:33.480 Game, yes, uncle Leggar, just as our old little love. 206 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:37.519 Now just the two of us, me and her. Well, uh, 207 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:39.519 what is all them toys there in the clothes in 208 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:40.080 my room? 209 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:43.039 H what toy you mean you don't know what toys 210 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:43.559 is back there? 211 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:43.919 Well? 212 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:47.039 Uh uh uh well you see uh uh I play 213 00:09:47.159 --> 00:09:49.080 with so many toys. I didn't know which ones you're mean. 214 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:51.960 Well, there's some dolls back there too. 215 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:57.879 All. Don't be silly, uncle Legar. I ain't playing with 216 00:09:58.039 --> 00:09:59.039 dolls for over a year. 217 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:03.759 Sure, Andy, who is the picture of this man here 218 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:04.480 on the table? 219 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:06.120 Which picture you're mean? 220 00:10:06.559 --> 00:10:07.799 The only picture? That third? 221 00:10:08.159 --> 00:10:08.360 Oh? 222 00:10:08.600 --> 00:10:11.039 Oh that one, No, don't look at me. It's stand 223 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:11.639 uncle la. 224 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:15.559 I see it transcribed down there to my loving wife 225 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:18.799 from Amos. Oh that Oh yeah, well that that's u 226 00:10:18.919 --> 00:10:21.600 uh uh uh that's my wife's first husband. 227 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:21.919 Yeah. 228 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:23.759 Well, what in the world you have to have his 229 00:10:23.960 --> 00:10:24.799 picture around here? 230 00:10:25.720 --> 00:10:27.720 Uh well, I tell you, Uncle leedya uh uh. 231 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:30.559 It keeps reminding my wife or him and makes her 232 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:40.519 appreciate me more. Yeah, I said, I suddenly right, you know, 233 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:44.200 Uncle Ledyr. There's nothing like holding her first husband over 234 00:10:44.279 --> 00:10:44.879 a wife's head. 235 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:46.600 Oh. 236 00:10:47.679 --> 00:10:49.879 By the way, Andy, you know I want to see 237 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:52.399 one of these New York doctors. You might ask around 238 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:54.159 of your friends and see if they know a good one. 239 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:56.799 Yeah yeah, but uh, you take it easy, younger. Let 240 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.399 you and enjoy yourself for the weekend. You I'm gonna 241 00:10:59.399 --> 00:11:01.679 tell you, and you sure got a nice please here. 242 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:04.279 And I was just thinking I don't have to break 243 00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:06.679 my neck to get back home. You fellas has been 244 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:09.200 so nice to me. I think I've changed my plans 245 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:13.399 and stay here a couple of weeks double the week. Yeah, 246 00:11:14.360 --> 00:11:15.759 I know that would make you happy. 247 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:17.840 What's the matter? 248 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:21.799 Boys? You is near a fool habit that we are speechless, 249 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:36.080 wild folks. Remember I said this would be a new 250 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:37.960 kind of show for amuson Andy, and I hope you 251 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:39.480 are having as good a time as the folks care 252 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:42.440 are having. Now I mentioned a little earlier the millions 253 00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:44.720 of women these days are whistling while they watch. And 254 00:11:44.799 --> 00:11:48.399 the notes they are whistling are that stands for Rinso White, 255 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:51.279 three little notes that have been making wash day history. Yes, 256 00:11:51.440 --> 00:11:53.840 Rinso has taken the drudgery out of wash day. Those 257 00:11:53.919 --> 00:11:56.159 Sulphie Rich studs have made it possible for women to 258 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:59.360 turn out a dazzling white, bright wash without hard scrubbing 259 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:02.840 or boiling, simply by soaking clothes clean. A few quick 260 00:12:02.919 --> 00:12:05.879 finger rubs on badly soiled places and clothes are ready 261 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:09.600 to rinse. Yes, new rinsol gets out more dirt, and 262 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:11.559 women are whistling while they wash dishes too. 263 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:12.600 In Rinso sucks. 264 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:15.200 It makes the job so speedy, and that goes for 265 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:19.440 washing floors, windows, tiles and so forth. So tomorrow get 266 00:12:19.559 --> 00:12:23.720 rinso then you'll whistle and you'll see how much easier 267 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:27.559 life can be. Now back to Amos and Andy and 268 00:12:27.720 --> 00:12:43.360 their guest tonight, Charles Coburn. Well, Uncle Edgar certainly threw 269 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.279 a monkey ranch in the machinery when he announced that 270 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:47.120 he had decided to stay two weeks. 271 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:51.559 And the and the king fish are plenty worried. King's 272 00:12:51.600 --> 00:12:52.799 vishley is really in the mess. 273 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:56.120 Now m Eam's coming home Monday, and uncle, let your say, 274 00:12:56.240 --> 00:12:58.759 goon't be here for two weeks. And you listen, I've 275 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.600 got an ideal. When your uncle wakes up from the 276 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:04.919 nap he's taken, we'll take him up the doctor's role. 277 00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:08.120 You know, that's where the Alley lawyer has got his office. 278 00:13:08.200 --> 00:13:10.480 Or I think up around there we will find a 279 00:13:10.559 --> 00:13:13.440 doctor that will see eye to eye with us. Yeah, 280 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:15.440 but we want to get a big doctor with a 281 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:17.840 good reputation to examined my uncle. Yeah, well, we'll get 282 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:19.519 a good one already. But I think that for a 283 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:22.279 small extra charge, we can get a doctor to tell 284 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:25.200 Uncle Edgar that just climbing up north here is bad 285 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:27.399 for his health, and that he has got to get 286 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:29.200 right back down sos now at once. 287 00:13:29.679 --> 00:13:31.039 Yeah, well hours, we're gonna work it. 288 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:34.279 We'll leave Uncle Edgar out in the waiting room at 289 00:13:34.279 --> 00:13:37.200 the doctor's office and we'll go in the doctor's private. 290 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:40.080 Office and talk to him. Foot. Oh, I think I 291 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:40.960 see what you mean. 292 00:13:50.759 --> 00:13:53.600 Hello, is this doctor Charles Coprom the veterinarian. 293 00:13:53.759 --> 00:13:55.039 That's right, I'm the veterinarian. 294 00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:57.840 Pussion did Staley Watson? I called up to find out 295 00:13:57.879 --> 00:14:01.159 how my caucus spaniel is coming along. He's doing nicely, missus. 296 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:03.919 Watchho his front paw is still a little sore, but 297 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:06.000 we all if I have him out of here in 298 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:06.519 a few days. 299 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:13.000 Oh, thank you very much. Doctor goodbye? I mean, uh, 300 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:17.559 excuse u. Uh, but but he is you, doctor Charles Coban. 301 00:14:17.720 --> 00:14:20.519 That's right? Are good? Yeah? Well, we see your name 302 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:22.759 on the door outside and we're looking for a doctor. 303 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:24.919 Tell me, do you have the patience with you? 304 00:14:25.480 --> 00:14:27.360 Uh? He's out in the working room. Yeah, so we 305 00:14:27.519 --> 00:14:28.600 we want to talk to you first. 306 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:29.960 Is he chained up? 307 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:32.759 Chained up? 308 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:35.679 Oh no, he ain't, Dangel, Well, why don't you bring 309 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:37.919 him in the office here? Well, that's what we want 310 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:40.480 to tell you. Uh, you see, doctor, we don't want 311 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:42.279 him to hear what we don't tell you. 312 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:47.320 You don't want him to hear. That's pretty good. 313 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:49.639 I've heard some of them are very clever, but I've 314 00:14:49.679 --> 00:14:50.519 never heard of one that. 315 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:52.799 Uh could understand medical times. 316 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:55.519 Oh well, the two bills. 317 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:57.600 He ain't been feeling well lately, and he asked us 318 00:14:57.639 --> 00:14:58.480 to take him to a doctor. 319 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:01.000 You before we go. 320 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:04.279 Any further, gentlemen, are you sure that you are feeling 321 00:15:04.279 --> 00:15:06.759 all right? Oh? 322 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:08.600 Sure, yes, sir, we feel all right. 323 00:15:08.919 --> 00:15:10.759 Well, tell me exactly what's wrong with the patient. 324 00:15:10.799 --> 00:15:11.519 I'm a busy man. 325 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:13.759 The well doctor, tell you the prove we don't know 326 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:15.960 exactly what's wrong with it. Well, the only thing to 327 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:17.879 do then is to trap him here on this table 328 00:15:17.919 --> 00:15:19.399 and I'll give him a thorright examination. 329 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:22.440 Uh stap him. I don't think he's gonna like that. 330 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:26.519 Oh, that's all right. 331 00:15:27.080 --> 00:15:29.879 We'll put a muscle on him. Now. 332 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:32.480 We can go just so far with him, you though. 333 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:35.399 Yeah, yeah, we can't make you mad because he's worth 334 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:36.000 a lot of money. 335 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:38.480 I'll listen to me, A dog is a dog. 336 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:40.399 If I can help him, I'd be very happy to 337 00:15:40.480 --> 00:15:40.639 do so. 338 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:46.080 Excuse me for protruding, doctor, but my idea been giving 339 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:48.440 me a little trouble of your late ladies. Did you 340 00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:49.159 say dog? 341 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:51.360 Well, is you a dog doctor? 342 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:51.919 By adam? 343 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:52.519 Certainly? 344 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:53.200 What do you think? 345 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:55.639 Well, I don't know what to think when you can 346 00:15:55.639 --> 00:15:59.759 say you're gonna put a muggle on my uncle. Oh 347 00:16:00.279 --> 00:16:03.200 your uncle is out there. Yeah, I see you thought 348 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:07.200 I was a regular MD. No, I take care of dogs, cats, horses, 349 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:08.159 all kinds of animals. 350 00:16:08.600 --> 00:16:10.240 I got a little hospital out here in the back. 351 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:11.799 Or now we're dogs. 352 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:12.720 Long as we're. 353 00:16:12.639 --> 00:16:16.320 Here, maybe you could help us out anyhow, Yes, yes, 354 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:20.639 what we'd like you to do in your professional capacay? 355 00:16:21.879 --> 00:16:26.759 Well, uh, exactly wrong, exactly the right time in between 356 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:33.279 and being in between, we will undertay e before. 357 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:38.159 Yeah, gentlemen, if you think that I, as a respected 358 00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:41.679 member of the medical profession, would do even one small 359 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:45.159 thing to jeopardize my fine reputation and standing in this community, 360 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:47.840 If you'll think that I would stoop to a thing 361 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:50.320 of this kind, If you think that I would do 362 00:16:50.399 --> 00:16:53.519 anything contrary to my standard the exchange for what I'm 363 00:16:53.559 --> 00:16:56.759 outed a little more than up bride, then you come 364 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:08.480 to the right place. Man, man, that's great. 365 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:08.920 That's great. 366 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:09.359 Now look at you. 367 00:17:09.440 --> 00:17:12.680 Here's what we want you to do. We we want 368 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:12.960 you to. 369 00:17:13.000 --> 00:17:15.480 Convince my uncle to this northern climate is bad for him, 370 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:16.599 and even one more day. 371 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:18.039 Of it might be fatal. And he has got to 372 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:19.039 go right back down south. 373 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:21.119 Yeah. So we don't care what you tell him. We 374 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:23.160 just gonna make sure that he leaves town by the night. 375 00:17:23.359 --> 00:17:24.200 It's as good as. 376 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:26.880 Done, my friends. But in our heye, let us not 377 00:17:27.039 --> 00:17:31.680 forget the cat ten dollars. Uh, yes it is. You 378 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:35.000 might put it in that door right there. I don't 379 00:17:35.079 --> 00:17:35.920 touch Bundy like that. 380 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:43.839 Okay, doctor, Okay, I'll have my uncle come right in. 381 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:46.240 Uh yeah, get him. We will go to hide them 382 00:17:46.279 --> 00:17:47.599 dogs that sit over there on the dishes. 383 00:17:49.759 --> 00:17:52.759 Okay, uncle, come morning in. The doctor's ready for you. 384 00:17:54.480 --> 00:17:56.400 This is the same expressions that I done told. 385 00:17:56.279 --> 00:17:58.119 You about it. How do you do, doctor? 386 00:17:58.519 --> 00:18:01.119 Or how do you do? If you sit right down here, 387 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:04.400 open your mouth? Who now tell me? 388 00:18:05.359 --> 00:18:08.039 How have you been feeling well? Frankly this afternoon? 389 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:11.599 I've been feeling pretty well. That's a bad symptom. 390 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:16.359 Yes, that's the trouble with your particular ailmen. 391 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:20.400 You always feel better. First, Well, what is it. 392 00:18:20.480 --> 00:18:21.759 That's wrong with me? Doctor? 393 00:18:22.119 --> 00:18:25.799 Well, the medical term is northern ites. 394 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:28.400 Doctor, know anything but that. 395 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:35.119 Ill already here? That doesn't now, doctor, just what is 396 00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:36.359 this Northern Irish? 397 00:18:36.599 --> 00:18:38.279 Wll you come to me as a patient and I 398 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:39.920 guess it's right. You need to tell you the truth. 399 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:43.599 Northern itis is a condition that is brought on by 400 00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:47.920 an atmospheric change, a change of pressure that crushes the 401 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:53.720