Speaker 1: Ever a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of idiotology.
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Speaker 1: flying wingless right now. I went to the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: set down my computer and all my stuff went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Then somebody started talking to me about sick employees,
Speaker 1: and I'm just talking whatever. What run in here to
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Speaker 2: Might take away your computers in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: It's not in the bathroom, luckily, but it's sitting on
Speaker 1: a table out there in the dunkin lounge.
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Speaker 2: Let me know when it's safe to proceed. You're ready, broadcast, man,
Speaker 2: We've got some idiotology news from right here in central Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a quite the groundbreaking ceremony yesterday in the villages. Okay,
Speaker 2: Hooters is coming to the Villages. Hooters.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know Hooters was still around. Oh no,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna have village Village residence villager residents working.
Speaker 2: All I know is it was the groundbreaking ceremony held yesterday.
Speaker 2: The restaurant will be located at the Lake Deaton Plaza
Speaker 2: in the Villages, forty five hundred square feet inside and
Speaker 2: have an outdoor patio. The opening of the restaurant is
Speaker 2: playing for early summer.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm not saying people that live at the villages
Speaker 1: are all old, because they're not. It's a great place
Speaker 1: to live, and I've said it on the show. I
Speaker 1: may venture out there in my later years. I doubt it,
Speaker 1: but I might I have friends that live in there.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not judging at all.
Speaker 2: It's one of the biggest moving destinations in the entire country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they have golf, tennis, everything I love.
Speaker 1: I'm not a tennis dude.
Speaker 2: But with that said, I have to hand it to Hooters,
Speaker 2: who if I didn't know they were in expansion mode.
Speaker 2: But if you're gonna expand someplace where you might have
Speaker 2: some takers there you go.
Speaker 1: All those all the swingers and stuff that are out there,
Speaker 1: pat But what I was getting at was not everybody's
Speaker 1: out there old. You know when some people get old,
Speaker 1: they kind of lose their filter and think, ah, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be grab ass. You know what I'm getting at. Guys,
Speaker 1: been on the golf course all day.
Speaker 2: Hey, you think the phrase tuts will be used?
Speaker 1: Oh? God, yeah, she's on. Looker, come here tuts nice
Speaker 1: cans on a dozen wings and sure may boy. And
Speaker 1: I know, I know my computer is sitting out there
Speaker 1: right now in the UH in the Dunky lounge getting
Speaker 1: text about Sagers instead of Hooters. I know you, listeners,
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 2: According to a report out of the UK, a mix
Speaker 2: up involving a British nuclear submarine almost kicked off an
Speaker 2: international incident with Russia, which could have ultimately resulted in
Speaker 2: the inavertently starting World War Three. The UK Navy was
Speaker 2: scanning for sounds of enemy activity underwater and they thought
Speaker 2: they heard Russian drone subs. The same sound was heard
Speaker 2: at least twice, so they were kind of freaking on this.
Speaker 2: They thought Russia was dropping listening devices on the ocean
Speaker 2: floor to track Britain's nuclear fleet, but after analyzing the sounds,
Speaker 2: they now think they may have been mistaken. Well, had
Speaker 2: just heard whale farts.
Speaker 1: Farts always the whales, you know, that whole thing saved
Speaker 1: the whales and then they got out of control.
Speaker 2: Whale fart almost started World War three.
Speaker 1: That would be one for the history books, you know,
Speaker 1: that might get kids reading history. Oh this one. I'm
Speaker 1: in the whale section of the library. We got this
Speaker 1: little kid clapping in the whales mouth and building a fire. Wait,
Speaker 1: a whale fart started World War three. Sorry, Russia are bad,
Speaker 1: We'll see. That's the thing. Even though we're allies, that
Speaker 1: isn't are bad. This is a UK mistake, right, I said,
Speaker 1: Even though we're allies with said UK look sorry, UK,
Speaker 1: and I know we have UK listeners. Thank you for
Speaker 1: rocking with us.
Speaker 2: You just sort out Russian nuclear drones, seeking drones and
Speaker 2: whale farts.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, No, sorry, UK, that's on you. If
Speaker 1: they're if they're all of a sudden coming after you,
Speaker 1: I mean you kind of you stepped in it. Not
Speaker 1: not the US over here, Saskatoon, Canada. We're not making
Speaker 1: problems like that or mistakes like that in the Gulf
Speaker 1: of America.
Speaker 2: Are we damn straight? We're not. Saskatoon, Canada community are
Speaker 2: called pleasant Hill had planned to hold a public event,
Speaker 2: an informational event for residents in the Pleasant Hill community
Speaker 2: of Saskatoon, UH to learn about gangs. I guess gangs
Speaker 2: being becoming an issue in that part of Canada. They
Speaker 2: had to inform potential attendees that the learning about gangs
Speaker 2: event had to be canceled over threats of potential gang violence.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's just like the gang funerals and what
Speaker 1: happens more people get shot.
Speaker 2: Circle of death, the circle of death.
Speaker 1: Kids. You know what you always hear about drugs or
Speaker 1: bad and this is your a this is your brain
Speaker 1: on drugs. Listen, don't join a gang. Do all the drugs.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding no, but you get beat in and you
Speaker 1: die in the end. Yeah, beat in and beat out
Speaker 1: if you're lucky. Otherwise die as Lyncher said. Sure, you
Speaker 1: might have a Cadillac for a week, but don't worry.
Speaker 1: That's gonna have bullet holes in it and probably in
Speaker 1: you too.
Speaker 2: I have more on this next story on the jar
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Speaker 2: WJR dot com. Sunday is groundhog Day. M h pet
Speaker 2: is here to seize on this latest attention grab. They
Speaker 2: want punk Satani Phil left alone there and uh novelers.
Speaker 1: Gob I think that. Uh? I think they did this
Speaker 1: last year as well. They were there, were they? They
Speaker 1: didn't take this route? They they would.
Speaker 2: They're okay with you know the tradition of groundhog Day
Speaker 2: and try to predict if there's gonna be an early
Speaker 2: spring or if there's gonna be six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 2: However that works. Just Peter doesn't want a groundhog use.
Speaker 2: They don't want any animals used. In fact, what they
Speaker 2: would kidnap it, aren't they. What they would like done
Speaker 2: is a weather reveal, cake.
Speaker 1: Come on the baby reveal and the sex reveal. Wait
Speaker 1: do they do sex reveal now? Like heads of Men's
Speaker 1: Bathroom key or Women's or Them's weather revealed cake?
Speaker 3: Listen, come on, come on, come out in the freezing
Speaker 3: cold early Sunday morning to watch us slice into the
Speaker 3: weather cake.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a dark chocolate cake, which means cloudy forecast
Speaker 1: and more and more winter. We already had, polar of
Speaker 1: vortexis snowing in Florida? Just kidnap the groundhog when when
Speaker 1: the normal people aren't looking, Peter, we need to get
Speaker 1: Bill Murray involved. Got that movie? Why is it? When
Speaker 1: that's on? You still contra watch it? Even though it's annoying.
Speaker 2: It's the irony, but over and over.
Speaker 1: Again watch I know? Do you? When you see it?
Speaker 1: Do you turn it on and start watching? You do,
Speaker 1: don't you? He's raising as.
Speaker 2: What I've never watched it?
Speaker 1: You know what? Man, We need to get you some culture.
Speaker 1: He has never watched Forrest Gump.
Speaker 2: I have it on DVD, four K DVD. I might
Speaker 2: add ultra HD.
Speaker 1: No it was he hasn't watched now we know, uh
Speaker 1: Pucks and Tony Field whatever, Groundhog's Day, but he has
Speaker 1: not watched Roddy Kid that.
Speaker 2: Was no interest. All I need to know is wax
Speaker 2: On wax Off already got that covered.
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