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<v Speaker 1>Ever a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>Would let your.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco one O one one do w jar R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots ny. This hour brought you by

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<v Speaker 2>our Jarr Tuesday ticket takeover happening on the jar Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're interested in going to see Deftones, you might

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<v Speaker 2>want to swing by at one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 2>JARR at some point today on insta. Get yourself qualified.

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<v Speaker 1>It Zoe's a good reminder to follow us on the

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram because we giveaway prizes there on a daily basis

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<v Speaker 1>at one oh one one WJRR. Look, I'm like flying

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<v Speaker 1>flying wingless right now. I went to the bathroom. I

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<v Speaker 1>set down my computer and all my stuff went to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. Then somebody started talking to me about sick employees,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just talking whatever. What run in here to

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<v Speaker 1>get here on time? No computer, no water. If I

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<v Speaker 1>start to, like, you know, choke on something, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to administer who.

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<v Speaker 2>Might take away your computers in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not in the bathroom, luckily, but it's sitting on

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<v Speaker 1>a table out there in the dunkin lounge.

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<v Speaker 2>He just marched to your own drum beat Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I could sprint out and grab it while you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about winning deftone s tickets, but that wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>very nice. Instead, I'll take off my shoes and comfortably

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<v Speaker 1>put my feet on the board.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know when it's safe to proceed. You're ready, broadcast, man,

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<v Speaker 2>We've got some idiotology news from right here in central Florida. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a quite the groundbreaking ceremony yesterday in the villages. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Hooters is coming to the Villages. Hooters.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know Hooters was still around. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not gonna have village Village residence villager residents working.

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<v Speaker 2>All I know is it was the groundbreaking ceremony held yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>The restaurant will be located at the Lake Deaton Plaza

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<v Speaker 2>in the Villages, forty five hundred square feet inside and

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<v Speaker 2>have an outdoor patio. The opening of the restaurant is

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<v Speaker 2>playing for early summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm not saying people that live at the villages

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<v Speaker 1>are all old, because they're not. It's a great place

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<v Speaker 1>to live, and I've said it on the show. I

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<v Speaker 1>may venture out there in my later years. I doubt it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I might I have friends that live in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm not judging at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of the biggest moving destinations in the entire country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they have golf, tennis, everything I love.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a tennis dude.

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<v Speaker 2>But with that said, I have to hand it to Hooters,

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<v Speaker 2>who if I didn't know they were in expansion mode.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're gonna expand someplace where you might have

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<v Speaker 2>some takers there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>All those all the swingers and stuff that are out there,

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<v Speaker 1>pat But what I was getting at was not everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>out there old. You know when some people get old,

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<v Speaker 1>they kind of lose their filter and think, ah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be grab ass. You know what I'm getting at. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>been on the golf course all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you think the phrase tuts will be used?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? God, yeah, she's on. Looker, come here tuts nice

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<v Speaker 1>cans on a dozen wings and sure may boy. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know my computer is sitting out there

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<v Speaker 1>right now in the UH in the Dunky lounge getting

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<v Speaker 1>text about Sagers instead of Hooters. I know you, listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>According to a report out of the UK, a mix

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<v Speaker 2>up involving a British nuclear submarine almost kicked off an

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<v Speaker 2>international incident with Russia, which could have ultimately resulted in

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<v Speaker 2>the inavertently starting World War Three. The UK Navy was

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<v Speaker 2>scanning for sounds of enemy activity underwater and they thought

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<v Speaker 2>they heard Russian drone subs. The same sound was heard

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<v Speaker 2>at least twice, so they were kind of freaking on this.

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<v Speaker 2>They thought Russia was dropping listening devices on the ocean

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<v Speaker 2>floor to track Britain's nuclear fleet, but after analyzing the sounds,

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<v Speaker 2>they now think they may have been mistaken. Well, had

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<v Speaker 2>just heard whale farts.

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<v Speaker 1>Farts always the whales, you know, that whole thing saved

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<v Speaker 1>the whales and then they got out of control.

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<v Speaker 2>Whale fart almost started World War three.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be one for the history books, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that might get kids reading history. Oh this one. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the whale section of the library. We got this

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<v Speaker 1>little kid clapping in the whales mouth and building a fire. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>a whale fart started World War three. Sorry, Russia are bad,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see. That's the thing. Even though we're allies, that

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<v Speaker 1>isn't are bad. This is a UK mistake, right, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>Even though we're allies with said UK look sorry, UK,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know we have UK listeners. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>rocking with us.

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<v Speaker 2>You just sort out Russian nuclear drones, seeking drones and

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<v Speaker 2>whale farts.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, No, sorry, UK, that's on you. If

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<v Speaker 1>they're if they're all of a sudden coming after you,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you kind of you stepped in it. Not

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<v Speaker 1>not the US over here, Saskatoon, Canada. We're not making

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<v Speaker 1>problems like that or mistakes like that in the Gulf

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<v Speaker 1>of America.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we damn straight? We're not. Saskatoon, Canada community are

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<v Speaker 2>called pleasant Hill had planned to hold a public event,

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<v Speaker 2>an informational event for residents in the Pleasant Hill community

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<v Speaker 2>of Saskatoon, UH to learn about gangs. I guess gangs

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<v Speaker 2>being becoming an issue in that part of Canada. They

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<v Speaker 2>had to inform potential attendees that the learning about gangs

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<v Speaker 2>event had to be canceled over threats of potential gang violence.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, it's just like the gang funerals and what

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<v Speaker 1>happens more people get shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Circle of death, the circle of death.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids. You know what you always hear about drugs or

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<v Speaker 1>bad and this is your a this is your brain

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<v Speaker 1>on drugs. Listen, don't join a gang. Do all the drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding no, but you get beat in and you

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<v Speaker 1>die in the end. Yeah, beat in and beat out

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<v Speaker 1>if you're lucky. Otherwise die as Lyncher said. Sure, you

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<v Speaker 1>might have a Cadillac for a week, but don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's gonna have bullet holes in it and probably in

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<v Speaker 1>you too.

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<v Speaker 2>I have more on this next story on the jar

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page as well as the Lynching Taco blog at

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<v Speaker 2>WJR dot com. Sunday is groundhog Day. M h pet

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<v Speaker 2>is here to seize on this latest attention grab. They

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<v Speaker 2>want punk Satani Phil left alone there and uh novelers.

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<v Speaker 1>Gob I think that. Uh? I think they did this

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<v Speaker 1>last year as well. They were there, were they? They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't take this route? They they would.

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<v Speaker 2>They're okay with you know the tradition of groundhog Day

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<v Speaker 2>and try to predict if there's gonna be an early

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<v Speaker 2>spring or if there's gonna be six more weeks of winter.

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<v Speaker 2>However that works. Just Peter doesn't want a groundhog use.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't want any animals used. In fact, what they

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<v Speaker 2>would kidnap it, aren't they. What they would like done

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<v Speaker 2>is a weather reveal, cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on the baby reveal and the sex reveal. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>do they do sex reveal now? Like heads of Men's

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<v Speaker 1>Bathroom key or Women's or Them's weather revealed cake?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, come on, come on, come out in the freezing

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<v Speaker 3>cold early Sunday morning to watch us slice into the

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<v Speaker 3>weather cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's a dark chocolate cake, which means cloudy forecast

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<v Speaker 1>and more and more winter. We already had, polar of

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<v Speaker 1>vortexis snowing in Florida? Just kidnap the groundhog when when

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<v Speaker 1>the normal people aren't looking, Peter, we need to get

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Murray involved. Got that movie? Why is it? When

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<v Speaker 1>that's on? You still contra watch it? Even though it's annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the irony, but over and over.

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<v Speaker 1>Again watch I know? Do you? When you see it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you turn it on and start watching? You do,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you? He's raising as.

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<v Speaker 2>What I've never watched it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Man, We need to get you some culture.

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<v Speaker 1>He has never watched Forrest Gump.

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<v Speaker 2>I have it on DVD, four K DVD. I might

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<v Speaker 2>add ultra HD.

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<v Speaker 1>No it was he hasn't watched now we know, uh

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<v Speaker 1>Pucks and Tony Field whatever, Groundhog's Day, but he has

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<v Speaker 1>not watched Roddy Kid that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was no interest. All I need to know is wax

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<v Speaker 2>On wax Off already got that covered.

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