WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:08.800 You know what I did yesterday, guys, I drink all 2 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:11.720 right with effing with our show. 3 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:15.720 You're gonna ruling it get except with super sweet pursuing 4 00:00:15.839 --> 00:00:19.800 it puddled out shaw shank through the sewer, Kid, Now 5 00:00:19.839 --> 00:00:22.120 what chilling at the eagle. Yeah, we're doing it. 6 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:24.199 Three o'clock on the dock. 7 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:27.039 Got a habit for my house, a goat status, Howard 8 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:30.800 starting to get crattic shows that up multiplied like a 9 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:33.840 rabbit two the end zone out break it up beat 10 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:34.359 the habit. 11 00:00:35.280 --> 00:00:39.840 I'm on a hang out with my friends, rocking it 12 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:40.679 on the radio. 13 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:47.880 My thrown on boys kin talking on the radio. It's 14 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:53.119 time to do this, falls all by and we go. 15 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:55.880 Kat just tinging up and. 16 00:00:58.079 --> 00:00:59.280 All up on the radio. 17 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:02.920 All right. We'll get into this in more in depth 18 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.680 in the today game. But it is National Hamburger Day. 19 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:09.760 Oh so you guys gonna eat some burgers? Probably not? 20 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.280 Yeah, what's weird is I've had so many burgers within 21 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:16.280 the past like week. And I'm not a big burger person. 22 00:01:16.439 --> 00:01:18.719 You guys know me. I'm a pizza person. But I 23 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:21.840 went to Snuffers maybe a week or so ago. Oh 24 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:25.319 hell yeah, I love snuff There's a great burger joint 25 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:27.319 just down the street and Bishop Arts that I went. 26 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:30.560 With my mom. Herbie's. Yes, okay, Herbies is right outside 27 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:32.159 Bishop Arts. But I love Herby's. 28 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.719 It wasn't, I said, yes, okay, it wasn't. But Herbie's 29 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:37.200 is great. That's over there, oaklip. I love Herby's. I 30 00:01:37.239 --> 00:01:39.040 didn't go there. It was in Bishop Barts and it's. 31 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:41.959 Perfect for you. It's named after a dog, yeah, or 32 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:45.400 the car. Oh wait a minute, yesterday was DJ Sober's birthday, 33 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:48.560 by the way, congratulation. Yeah, he's the guy whose dog 34 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:51.719 is Herbie that is named after Herbes is my number 35 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:55.400 two burger in town. Okay, hold that thought? Oh I know, 36 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:59.280 hold that thought. Have you been to his number one? No? 37 00:01:59.480 --> 00:01:59.879 I haven't. 38 00:02:00.840 --> 00:02:03.959 I tried to go to his number one. I told 39 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:06.760 my dad and my stepmom was like, all right, we'll 40 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:09.960 meet y'all over there, and we actually, uh like, it's 41 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:12.560 rare that my seventeen year old son will go anywhere 42 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.560 with us in a car, you know. And so it 43 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:19.319 was Sunday afternoon and I'd looked this place up and 44 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:22.039 it said on You know, do you guys ever rely 45 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:26.319 on the map app in your phone every day? Okay, 46 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:28.360 all the time. If you click on it, it'll give 47 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:31.639 you the hours to a business. I went to this 48 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:33.719 place because we had talked about it so much, and 49 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:35.840 it gave me the wrong hours. It said it was 50 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:38.120 open at eleven. It was not open at eleven on 51 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:40.479 a Sunday. It didn't open until three o'clock. Oh no, 52 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:43.919 it doesn't open until three o'clock any day. So actually 53 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:46.000 we'd gotten there at one o'clock, so we're like, all right, 54 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:48.000 So we went next door and had Mexican food. But 55 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:51.120 we made plans to go back there when it opened 56 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:53.319 at three o'clock on Father's Day, which is coming up 57 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:56.879 here in a couple of weeks. And that place, Christina 58 00:02:57.159 --> 00:03:01.159 is a rough name of it. Burger Burger Schmerger. 59 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:02.360 So I have been here. 60 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:05.919 Wait, you went to Burger Schmerger, the one over off. 61 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:07.919 I have had it before, but you may not, but. 62 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:10.599 Not actually the new location. Yeah, yes, I've not been 63 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:12.240 to the new location, but I have had the burger 64 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:14.159 and it was amazing. By the way, Bishop Art's hunkeys, 65 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:17.479 That's what I was thinking. Oh sorry that I was 66 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:22.240 too preoccupied trying to remember what that was called. Okay, 67 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:24.680 is that the same Monkeys, and there may still be one. 68 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:27.280 But I went to Hunkies in the nineties. 69 00:03:27.319 --> 00:03:29.400 It was in the Gaborhood and that's why it was 70 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:34.639 called Honkies real yeah, and it was, I mean, delicious burgers. 71 00:03:34.639 --> 00:03:36.199 I don't know if it's still open in the Gigborhood. 72 00:03:36.199 --> 00:03:37.879 Maybe they moved to Bishop Arts or maybe they have 73 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:39.360 multiple locations. 74 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:41.319 Now, it seems like it's been around a while. But 75 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:44.680 Burger Schmerger, Okay, that's the one. Honkys is a delicious 76 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:49.120 gay burger. Now, Burger Schmerger. Let's go back to that. 77 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:51.520 Yeah, yeah, go to it. I had just heard so 78 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:54.000 much about it, and I was dying to go, dying 79 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:56.680 to go, and it's like, all right, and you know 80 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.199 it's over off of Buckner in East Dallas. I live 81 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:02.240 in Allen, so you know, thirty five minute jaunt for 82 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:04.560 me to get there. So, needless to say, we are 83 00:04:04.599 --> 00:04:06.400 real disappointed. So that's why we made plans. All right, 84 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:08.800 we're gonna go back at a different time. Then I 85 00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:14.479 talked to Kevin Turner. He went on Saturday night on Saturday. Yeah, 86 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:18.560 what time Saturday? Uh six ish? Okay, and what was 87 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:20.920 the wait? At six o'clock? They said an hour. But 88 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:22.639 I looked around and I was like, it's gonna be 89 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:25.680 way less than that, okay, And it was about a 90 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:29.560 twenty minute wait okay at six o'clock. I mean usually wait, 91 00:04:29.639 --> 00:04:32.600 start happening at seven or whatever. At seven, you could 92 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:35.279 have walked right in and got a table. Is that right? Crazy? Okay? 93 00:04:35.319 --> 00:04:37.920 Because I was hearing that at three o'clock when they opened, 94 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:40.519 there's just people milling around in the parking lot. Yeah, 95 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:45.959 wait first waiting to get in. So the guy, uh, 96 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:49.879 the general manager is a dude named Jeremy and just 97 00:04:49.959 --> 00:04:52.720 do a little social media stuff. Realized he listens to 98 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:54.680 the show, because I think it'll be rare that you 99 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:57.600 would follow us on Instagram if you didn't listen to 100 00:04:57.639 --> 00:04:59.879 the show. The guys kind of got that Adam dur 101 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:02.480 it's his hair from Counting Crows, Yes, yeah, okay, oh 102 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.680 wait no, he's got long hair, yeah, ok them. Is 103 00:05:06.759 --> 00:05:09.240 it dreaded up? Yeah a little bit. Okay. I didn't 104 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:11.399 see that on the picture, but maybe badass I think 105 00:05:11.439 --> 00:05:14.560 it that's him, Okay. Anyways, and he follows some good 106 00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:16.800 local music. I liked, like, oh, this seems seems like 107 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.319 a pretty good dude. So I reached out to him 108 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:21.720 and was like, hey, man, we talked about you on 109 00:05:21.759 --> 00:05:24.279 the show all the time. KT's one of your disciples. 110 00:05:24.439 --> 00:05:25.800 I haven't been out there yet, but I'm going to 111 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:30.160 be coming out soon. Blah blah blah. If you were 112 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:33.639 to guess they're doing well, if you were to guess 113 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:39.079 how many pounds of meat they went through in one week, 114 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:44.079 just take a guess how many pounds of meat did 115 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:51.360 Berger Schmerger go through last week? Pounds of meat? Oh man? Okay, 116 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:53.720 So I mean you're bringing this up because it's an 117 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:56.839 outrageous number. Now I'm not. Don't yell at me. Ten 118 00:05:56.920 --> 00:05:58.800 thousand pounds of meat. That's not, that's not. 119 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:02.120 How would you know? I almost said, I almost said 120 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:04.120 the same. I have no idea how to I don't 121 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:04.959 work with burgers. 122 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:07.079 How much? How much is a burger? Is a burger 123 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:11.120 a pound? Uh? Big burger is a quarter? So four 124 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:13.800 is a pound? Keep going, So you think there's a 125 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:16.040 chance that they did ten thousand pounds in a week. 126 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:18.360 I don't think that, now that I've taken the time 127 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:18.959 into the mask. 128 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:20.680 That's why I let KT say it. Before it I 129 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:25.240 almost said twenty thousand, KT just throw out some insane numbers. 130 00:06:26.319 --> 00:06:29.480 Don't ask us about me about fifteen hundred pounds of meat. Hey, 131 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:33.160 it is it is wrong to ask someone about meat. 132 00:06:34.079 --> 00:06:37.160 I agree. So four burgers is a pound, allegedly, assuming 133 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:41.279 if you're going with cheese, okay, four and these are 134 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:42.439 smash burgers. 135 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:44.600 What five hundred pounds pounds? 136 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:48.600 One hundreds, four hundred they probably the place isn't like huge, 137 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:50.839 and it's just over It's not like it's in some 138 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:53.720 heavy traffic areas over there in East Dallas. So probably 139 00:06:53.879 --> 00:06:58.160 doing that's impossible to know, okay, but still a number. 140 00:06:59.639 --> 00:07:02.160 When you gave me the number, I thought it was 141 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:04.240 so shocking. I was like, I got to bring that 142 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:06.120 to the air. And then I brought it to the 143 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:07.879 air and you're guys like, I don't know ten thousand 144 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:09.959 pounds of meat. I was like, no, don't work in 145 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:13.519 that industry. You just you just totally minimized my number 146 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:15.800 that I thought was a huge number. When he told 147 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:19.639 me nine hundred pounds of meat, whoa, okay, hundred, I 148 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:20.759 thought that was shocking. 149 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:23.759 It is, But now that we worked it out, now 150 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:25.959 we really realize how shocking. 151 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:26.319 That number is. 152 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:30.319 It sounds about right, Yeah, nine hundred. 153 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:33.639 Like I'll do that with my wife all the time, like, hey, 154 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:35.319 you're never gonna believe this, guess so and so, and 155 00:07:35.399 --> 00:07:39.519 you go, oh, five hundred thousand, like that's twenty five 156 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:42.160 times over the number, Like you're not making it fine, Yeah, 157 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:46.720 now that you get now you're breaking news is so unastounding. Yeah, wow, 158 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:49.480 actually I thought I was going to break the internet 159 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:53.199 have an interesting story anymore? Yeah, yeah, the story sucks 160 00:07:53.680 --> 00:07:56.480 nine hundred pounds though in a week. Oh yeah, So 161 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:58.399 I went to the new place with the new you know, 162 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:02.279 they've they've got more burgers to juice from. Oh okay, 163 00:08:02.439 --> 00:08:06.040 then that's a huge appetizer menu and all that stuff. 164 00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:09.279 Whereas at high Fives the bar high fives there pop up, 165 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:12.680 there's two burgers. They're a food truck, right, it's no, no, 166 00:08:12.800 --> 00:08:16.399 it's behind the bar high fives. Oh gotcha. It's the 167 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:19.040 Maverick and the og okay, which is you know, they're 168 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:20.839 what they were, but this is like branched out and 169 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:24.000 there's a lot of good options, right, so yeah, you 170 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.079 should try it. You know, I'm sitting there going, God, 171 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:28.079 maybe I want to go sooner than Father's Day because 172 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:29.680 that's still like two and a half weeks away. Their 173 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:32.759 bar was huge too, by the way. Yeah pretty nice, Yeah, 174 00:08:32.840 --> 00:08:35.720 pretty nice. Nice. So anyways, if you make it on 175 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:39.000 over to Burger Schmerger, you know, get you one of 176 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:41.519 those nine hundred pounds of beef and tell those nice 177 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:43.399 people out there man the Ben and Skin Show, we're 178 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:45.919 talking about nine hundred pounds of beef on their show. 179 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:48.759 All right, we have lots to get to today. You 180 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:51.039 haven't heard Ben's voicehit. You're not going to hear it 181 00:08:51.120 --> 00:08:53.320 this week unless it's in the form of the Today 182 00:08:53.399 --> 00:08:56.039 game or a drop because he is on vacation. But 183 00:08:56.159 --> 00:08:58.559 we will hold it down for him in his stead 184 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:02.960 and hopefully have lots of fun. God bless Jesus, Yes, 185 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:06.600 God bless Jesus. All right, coming up next, I'm gonna 186 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:09.039 play you guys some audio from something that I missed 187 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:11.320 out on the first time, but I'm excited about. We'll 188 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:16.000 do that next right here on the Eagles Jessy News Hot, 189 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:27.600 God come stay on the time in the shove. I'm 190 00:09:27.679 --> 00:09:29.279 only doing this because I don't think you guys are 191 00:09:29.320 --> 00:09:30.879 gonna get to it the same way I'm probably not 192 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:33.720 gonna get to the Pewee Herman documentary that we discussed yesterday. Well, 193 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:36.039 it's what it is. It's what it is. I had 194 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:38.039 some listeners reach out and say they cried, and the 195 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:41.120 pee wee dot see, I'm not trying to cry, saying 196 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:43.399 I'm gonna tell you a little bit about the show 197 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:45.919 that ended on Sunday night on HBO called The Rehearsal, 198 00:09:46.279 --> 00:09:49.000 Season two of it. I've watched about thirty minutes of it. 199 00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:52.240 Stars Nathan Fielder, the comedian. Here's the story. You don't 200 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:53.840 even have to watch season one of the Rehearsal to 201 00:09:53.879 --> 00:09:55.840 know what's going on here. Okay, the premise of the 202 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:59.399 show completely is he wants to simulate these life situations 203 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:03.240 so can get the life situation right. So all season 204 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:06.200 long he's dedicated himself to the subject of airline safety, 205 00:10:06.559 --> 00:10:09.639 and he's reasoning that more plane crashes could have been 206 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:14.399 avoided if pilots and co pilots had healthier interpersonal interversal relationships. 207 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:16.960 If in the cockpit we can have an actual discussion, 208 00:10:17.039 --> 00:10:20.919 how you doing, man, you good, then maybe we wouldn't 209 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:24.679 be having so many tragic accidents. So he is going 210 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:27.879 to take his idea all the way up to Washington. Now, wait, hold, on. 211 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:31.120 I think you need to set the parameters of how 212 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:34.519 this show is presented because it's hyper real, and that's 213 00:10:34.559 --> 00:10:36.519 one of the things that makes it interesting. It's absolutely 214 00:10:36.919 --> 00:10:41.080 really happening. With an HBO budget, he creates simulations of 215 00:10:41.200 --> 00:10:44.600 life events, he hires actors. So he's going to take 216 00:10:44.799 --> 00:10:48.120 this idea to Washington, right, He's going to have a 217 00:10:48.279 --> 00:10:53.200 simulated congressional hearing before actually trying to have a hearing 218 00:10:53.279 --> 00:10:58.159 at Congress. So because he's having trouble getting people to 219 00:10:58.200 --> 00:10:59.960 go with him on this theory too, or this idea. 220 00:11:00.279 --> 00:11:02.559 All right, So this is episode five of a six 221 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:06.120 episode season, so it's the episode before the finale. And 222 00:11:06.679 --> 00:11:08.559 what he's going to do, he's going to hire a 223 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:10.919 bunch of actors who are going to play the actual 224 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:14.039 members of Congress. Hire a bunch of actors and put 225 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:18.759 them in the audience of the actual hearing. Okay, and 226 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:21.399 they don't know what's going on, and we're going to 227 00:11:21.440 --> 00:11:24.120 try to simulate this as if it would happen. So 228 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:27.879 are these people improvisational actors that he's surrounding himself with, No, 229 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:30.559 we know they're coming in and it shows him going 230 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:33.000 through the auditions as well. Okay, For instance, there's one 231 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:35.519 where they're getting on a plane and his line is, 232 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:38.480 I would like to diet PEPSI please, Like he's that's 233 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:42.759 these people do. These are not real actors, okay, okay. 234 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.240 And one thing that he did is he did research 235 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:49.600 on comedians who have gone to Congress before for stuff 236 00:11:49.639 --> 00:11:53.159 they cared about seth rogen for Alzheimer's research, John Stewart 237 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:56.200 and Stephen Colbert for nine to eleven firefighters, right, and 238 00:11:56.279 --> 00:11:58.440 he's like, one thing he had noticed is that they 239 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:03.759 issue a joke before Congress and then once they get 240 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:07.279 that out of the way, everyone will pay attention to 241 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:10.159 the actual cause because they're expecting me, as a comedian 242 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:12.759 to do this. Now, Nathan Fielder started on Nathan for You. 243 00:12:13.759 --> 00:12:17.120 If you don't know him, he's very dry, He's I 244 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:19.559 would be I would be surprised if more than five 245 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:23.240 people listening know who this guy is. The writings are 246 00:12:23.279 --> 00:12:26.759 not good for the show. Like when you said Nathan 247 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:28.919 for You, I don't think there's a single person listening 248 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:31.039 right now. There's people who watched it on Comedy Central 249 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:33.679 ten years ago. They know, Okay, but not many. All right, 250 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:37.639 you're right, you're right. So, but he is a comedian, 251 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:42.559 all right, so he's what does his research? So he's like, okay, 252 00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:46.399 so in this simulation with these actors around, I'm going 253 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:48.480 to issue a joke and then we're gonna get to 254 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:52.320 the serious nature of what I'm trying to get across here. Okay, 255 00:12:53.039 --> 00:12:57.240 I'm gonna play you clip one of him sitting down 256 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:03.960 doing the joke again, Actors in Congress, actors behind him, 257 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:05.919 in the audience of the courtroom. Yep. 258 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:07.759 It's an honor to be here in front of the 259 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:10.919 Aviation Subcommittee. The last time I had to answer to 260 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:14.360 a transportation authority was when I got caught mastering. 261 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:14.720 On that bus. 262 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:19.120 But in my defense, the driver did keep telling me 263 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:26.440 to get off, So all right, well that was just 264 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:29.879 a little joke. So you know, that's a light in 265 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:33.840 the mood there, and now we're gonna in a seriousness. 266 00:13:34.519 --> 00:13:36.759 I do want to speak about an issue that's become 267 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:40.840 deeply important to me, which is aviation safety. But I 268 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:44.759 instantly realized something was wrong with this rehearsal when no 269 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:48.840 one in the room laughed. I was just wondering, did 270 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:50.559 you did you find that joke funny? 271 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:51.519 The bus joke? 272 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:52.519 I love that bush? 273 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:55.639 Oh yeah, Okay, cool, because I noticed you didn't laugh. 274 00:13:56.039 --> 00:13:58.120 I mightn't know. 275 00:13:59.039 --> 00:14:01.399 I didn't know, didn't know. What if I'm supposed to laugh? 276 00:14:02.200 --> 00:14:04.879 Oh, I mean you're not supposed to laugh. I mean 277 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:07.679 you're not supposed to do anything. You're just supposed to 278 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:08.399 act like a human. 279 00:14:08.519 --> 00:14:11.440 You know. If you find something funny, then go for it, 280 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:12.000 then laugh. 281 00:14:12.159 --> 00:14:15.039 Yeah, if you find it funny, yeah, absolutely, yeah. 282 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:17.279 All right, So then he tells him like, hey, you 283 00:14:17.399 --> 00:14:18.399 guys can laugh. 284 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:20.320 All right, I act like a human. 285 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.320 So we're gonna try it again. We've gotta try the 286 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:24.639 simulation again. Okay, get it right? 287 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:28.279 Okay, hey everyone, just a little reminder in cases any confusion, 288 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:31.559 we're all playing like human beings, right, So if you, 289 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:35.519 as a human, find something funny, it's okay to laugh. 290 00:14:36.679 --> 00:14:39.480 Just yeah, got it? Okay. Good. 291 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:41.600 The last time I had to answer to a transportation 292 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:45.240 authority is when I got caught massively on that bus. 293 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:50.240 But in my defense, the driver did keep telling me 294 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:50.879 to get off. 295 00:15:10.399 --> 00:15:12.440 I mean, good, good. I just don't want anyone to 296 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:13.360 force a laugh. 297 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:17.200 So if you're I'm telling you though, that's the thing 298 00:15:17.240 --> 00:15:19.840 about this show is I can't tell it's this is 299 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:22.279 this is where it's crazy if you can't tell what 300 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:25.279 people knowing what they don't. They don't, they don't know. 301 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:29.399 I'm telling you they don't because here's what happens. After 302 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:33.240 the fifth episode, the sixth episode, the finale opens and 303 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:37.519 it goes two years back. Two years ago, he got 304 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:43.120 his pilot's license. He took a crew of people up 305 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:47.519 on a Boeing jet in a flight, and he has 306 00:15:47.559 --> 00:15:51.000 another a pilot with him, and it's real. There's also 307 00:15:51.080 --> 00:15:53.120 a whole like singing competition that they did in the 308 00:15:53.159 --> 00:15:58.080 Houston Airport too. This lady violated her NDA. There's NDAs 309 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:00.720 all across the border here. She valeated her NDA. She 310 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:02.840 had spent some of the money she thought she won 311 00:16:02.919 --> 00:16:05.759 on a singing contest. Oh man, Now he kind of 312 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:09.720 feels like a jerk about it, but he also was 313 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:12.799 doing the show and she should not have spent her 314 00:16:12.799 --> 00:16:14.879 money that she hadn't won yet she signed the NDA. 315 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:18.600 It's I'm tony. It's more jaw dropping than the Game 316 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:20.759 of Thrones, red Wedding, than anything I ever saw on 317 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:22.600 breaking Back at the Wire. I want to watch it. 318 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:26.080 The twist, well, it's it's unbelievable. Okay, all right, that 319 00:16:26.279 --> 00:16:29.840 is the rehearsal on HBO with Nathan Field. All right, 320 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:31.960 submit and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle 321 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:34.840 Coming up next, we have an audio bubble bath. KT's 322 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:37.080 gonna wow us with sounds. Can we guess him? We 323 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:39.679 have some really fun Jack Black audio for you coming 324 00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:42.120 up here. I'll make you think in about fifteen minutes 325 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:49.240 or so. But right now it's time for this streaking. 326 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:54.519 All right, So I'm gonna play some audio. I'm gonna 327 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:56.399 see if you guys can guess what's going on here. 328 00:16:56.519 --> 00:16:59.039 This is a post it on TikTok a couple of 329 00:16:59.120 --> 00:17:01.440 days ago. I will tell you that this is a 330 00:17:01.559 --> 00:17:06.119 British lady and see if you can kind of figure 331 00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:09.759 out what she's hearing, because she is returned home after 332 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:12.880 work or a night out and she's home alone. But 333 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:14.960 she's a little freaked out because she's hearing this noise. 334 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:33.119 There's fifteen seconds and he guesses where is it happening. 335 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:37.119 It's like in another room in her house and the 336 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:39.359 door shut. Yeah, it's kind of dark in the house too, 337 00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:42.160 so she's like, Okay, was that sped up at all? 338 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:45.000 That's an Yeah. I did a bunch of edits to 339 00:17:45.079 --> 00:17:46.960 make shorter because it's like a minute and a half. Yeah, 340 00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:49.319 can I hear it again? Would you just pick it 341 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:51.000 up where it was? Okay? Or well? 342 00:17:51.119 --> 00:17:59.480 Go away? Hello? 343 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:06.279 Hello? Okay? Any guesses we had a little more. 344 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:09.240 But just someone's having a hard time in the bathroom. 345 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:11.720 I mean it makes me they get some sort of 346 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:12.720 an exhaust thing. 347 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:16.559 It Also, it reminds me of you guys put in 348 00:18:16.599 --> 00:18:17.920 the fart prank thing. 349 00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:19.640 Oh yeah, like the fart machine. 350 00:18:19.799 --> 00:18:22.599 Yeah, like in the studio. So maybe someone put one 351 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:25.359 of those in her oh something. 352 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:28.759 Yeah, that's good. I mean it does sound so much 353 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:37.000 like a fart that I think it's not a fart. O, guys, Hi, 354 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:47.000 it's a TV Hello? Is that a dog party? 355 00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:48.480 Okay? 356 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:57.519 Kevin, guess it's still do guys are good? You guys 357 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:00.440 are all around it here. It's pretty good farting. 358 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:03.240 Hello? 359 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:08.279 Stop? 360 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:12.880 Who does so? How is that even saying? 361 00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:17.240 What is a kid playing sound effects on a computer? 362 00:19:17.759 --> 00:19:21.039 No? Alexa was playing it way. 363 00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:25.599 Fucked in her Alexa machine, her little Alexa just playing 364 00:19:25.839 --> 00:19:26.920 farts the whole time. 365 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:27.920 That's incredible. 366 00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:32.000 Alexa played farts and it is not stop. 367 00:19:46.759 --> 00:20:00.400 Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. 368 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:10.920 Alexa? Stop? 369 00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:17.880 Who does how is that? Evenna sing that's amazing. 370 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:21.279 That is amazing. So someone said, Alexa play farts for 371 00:20:21.359 --> 00:20:23.880 the next three hours and left. Yeah, right right, that 372 00:20:24.079 --> 00:20:25.039 has to be what happened. 373 00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:27.400 Unless she does live alone, then that's creepy. 374 00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:31.079 She does live alone, just thought someone was in her house. 375 00:20:32.279 --> 00:20:34.480 Someone had to have gone and done that, though Alexa 376 00:20:34.599 --> 00:20:35.960 doesn't just decide to do it. 377 00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:38.440 No, we grew up with ferbies. Ferbies would go off 378 00:20:38.559 --> 00:20:41.359 just by themselves randomly, so I can relate. 379 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:43.759 I never used my Alexa. I think it's too easy 380 00:20:43.799 --> 00:20:45.079 for people to hack into now. 381 00:20:46.680 --> 00:20:47.799 Turned that microphone off. 382 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:53.480 Yeah, yeah, that's probably true. Hello, we do. We do 383 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:56.079 a lot of that. We do a lot of what's 384 00:20:56.160 --> 00:21:02.079 the weather today? Alexa is what? Well? Hey Siri? Because 385 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:08.319 the iPhones are old. Yeah whatever. All right, there's a 386 00:21:08.359 --> 00:21:11.000 fun thing you can do to scare your parents, brought 387 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:13.319 to you by KT here on the Eagle. All right, 388 00:21:13.400 --> 00:21:15.559 it's the Ben and Skin Show coming up next. Why 389 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:19.160 don't we do this? Jack Black always makes us think, 390 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:21.799 he makes us laugh, he makes us smile. He's got 391 00:21:21.880 --> 00:21:24.039 some audio and you're really gonna like this. We'll play 392 00:21:24.039 --> 00:21:25.880 it for you next right around nine one point one 393 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:29.680 to eat coming up later in the show. I'm very 394 00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:34.319 interested in KT has the abcs of rock. It's trust me, 395 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:36.680 it's gonna be a lot of fun stick around for that. 396 00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:38.880 It's an interactive game that you can play at home 397 00:21:39.079 --> 00:21:43.680 with us as well. Now there's a lot of different 398 00:21:43.759 --> 00:21:47.279 celebrities out there that deliver amazing audio. They always have 399 00:21:47.400 --> 00:21:49.720 something fun and interesting to say, and we can listen 400 00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:51.480 to it and then kind of spin it off into 401 00:21:51.519 --> 00:21:54.200