Speaker 1: Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show, But do not cry. We will be back
Speaker 1: on Monday. And here's what we have on tap for
Speaker 1: this hour. Well, a bunch of different things. Yes, we're
Speaker 1: gonna discuss some political things, some tranny stuff. Someone wants
Speaker 1: to discuss the Minoans. What do you do with your
Speaker 1: kids when they want to go to college? Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
Speaker 1: A lady wants to talk about women having thinning hair.
Speaker 1: All that and so much more coming up on the
Speaker 1: final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm gonna touch
Speaker 1: on this though really quickly. This was Harrison Fields today.
Speaker 2: We have the audacity to make Transvisibility Month a proclamation
Speaker 2: on the day of Easter. I can tell you here,
Speaker 2: under President Trump's leadership, they will never be a transvisibility month.
Speaker 2: And on Easter we will be celebrating one man, and
Speaker 2: that is Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
Speaker 1: It is nice having sanity back. And remember remember a
Speaker 1: lot of the things that you might feel like excusing
Speaker 1: as accidental are not at all accidental. Even if you
Speaker 1: don't want to fight a cultural war, even if you're
Speaker 1: not interested in it. The communists are interested in it,
Speaker 1: Therefore you must It's not up to you. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought that sucks. But when it comes to being
Speaker 1: in a fight, it does not take two sides. If
Speaker 1: one side decides you're in a fight, you're in a fight.
Speaker 1: Why do you think Why do you think the LGBTQ
Speaker 1: demon mob picked the rainbow? What do you think that was?
Speaker 1: You think that it's an accident that they happen to
Speaker 1: pick a sacred symbol to Christians, to Jews, to people
Speaker 1: who believe that God flooded the earth and promised he
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it again. Do you think they just kind
Speaker 1: of stumbled into that, Hey, what if we use the rainbow?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's an accident. The demons inside the
Speaker 1: Biden administration took Easter and made it transvisibility month. It's
Speaker 1: not an accident. They constantly shout right in your face
Speaker 1: that they hate you and they're at war with you.
Speaker 1: What's holding us back is our our willingness to acknowledge
Speaker 1: the fact now things have changed. This is Maine's Governor,
Speaker 1: Janet Mills. Communists will use a tactic. I want to
Speaker 1: bring this up before we get back to the emails.
Speaker 1: A tactic that you have run into. I guarantee it.
Speaker 1: If you are ever around Democrats, you will run into
Speaker 1: this one tactic. They use it all the time because
Speaker 1: they lie about everything at all times.
Speaker 3: The truth might become might have become a bit of
Speaker 3: a distraction.
Speaker 1: Well that's not happening, or it's not a deal, or
Speaker 1: how does it affect you. I brought this up because
Speaker 1: the last time I got together with a group of
Speaker 1: friends and one of my buddies brought his buddy who's Democrat,
Speaker 1: and I know him. It's not as if I don't
Speaker 1: know him. We're acquaintances. We've talked, bought his Democrat buddy.
Speaker 1: My friends were going off about it was about really
Speaker 1: it was about movies we were discussing and about One
Speaker 1: of my buddies goes off and says, you can't even
Speaker 1: take the freaking kids to see anything anymore. Everybody's got
Speaker 1: a tranny or a gay love story. Now you can't
Speaker 1: take the kids anything anymore. I'm sick to death of
Speaker 1: all this stuff. And my buddy, the Democrat, his only
Speaker 1: contribution was he actually took all three of those things.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not true. It's not every movie. And my
Speaker 1: other buddy freaks out and pulls up every single major
Speaker 1: motion picture and proves him wrong. And then as soon
Speaker 1: as he got proven wrong. Remember remember they will always move,
Speaker 1: they will always shift. Right. As soon as he got
Speaker 1: proven wrong, he wait with the well, how does it
Speaker 1: affect you, Well, just don't go. Well, why do you
Speaker 1: have to take your kids to it? They love using
Speaker 1: these tactics. Here's Maine's governor who wants trainees to beat
Speaker 1: up your daughter in sports.
Speaker 4: Isn't about who plays on the playing field, as I said,
Speaker 4: on the athletic field. This is also a diversionary tactic.
Speaker 4: You know in the media that the current administration is
Speaker 4: taking a lot of heat in other courts across this country,
Speaker 4: including the district of Columbia right now and in Maryland
Speaker 4: right now. So to me, these kinds of actions and
Speaker 4: press conferences are a diversionary tactic from what from what
Speaker 4: the real issues are facing families across Maine, families across
Speaker 4: the United States.
Speaker 1: It's just a diversionary tactic. Do you have a daughter,
Speaker 1: are you concerned for her well being? Are you concerned
Speaker 1: that Democrat politicians at every level, state, federal, local, believe
Speaker 1: that young boys should be able to shower with her.
Speaker 1: Are you concerned about that? That's not even happening, and
Speaker 1: it's just a diversionary tactic. You see, it's not important.
Speaker 1: It's not only not happening, but if it does happen,
Speaker 1: it's really rare. And even if it does happen, it's
Speaker 1: not important at all. Stop worrying about your daughter's safety.
Speaker 1: You see. Democrats love to use that tactic. I will
Speaker 1: again come back to this when you debate them. Don't
Speaker 1: allow them to change the subject. Do not get angry
Speaker 1: and raise your voice. They will try to get you
Speaker 1: to do that. That's also a tactic. They'll call you names,
Speaker 1: they'll lie trying to get you off your footing. Do
Speaker 1: not raise your voice, do not get angry, but be
Speaker 1: firm and not allowing them to change the subject or change.
Speaker 1: In case you're wondering, yes, I stepped in when the
Speaker 1: Democrat was proven wrong about the LGBTQ air Force storylines
Speaker 1: in all the movies, and then he immediately shifted to
Speaker 1: something else, or tried to. I said no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on one second, wait before we move on.
Speaker 1: Just to clarify your argument was it's not happening. That's
Speaker 1: what you just said, and he just proved you wrong
Speaker 1: that it was happening, and he got so uncomfortable. Well now,
Speaker 1: but I mean it's not important. I said, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: stops up. That's changing the argument. That's not what you argued.
Speaker 1: You just said that it's not happening. So it is happening,
Speaker 1: and what you just said was untrue. Right you should
Speaker 1: have seen him squirming around. Be firm with the communists
Speaker 1: in your life when they try to change the subject. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: do you think the Minoans were the richest empire at
Speaker 1: the time with their purple garment monopoly. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I realized this goes into history, nerd territory. I should
Speaker 1: probably explain the Minoans were in ancient society. We're talking
Speaker 1: two thousand years before Christ is what we're talking about here,
Speaker 1: ancient society. They sound really cool. They're based on the
Speaker 1: island of Crete One. Any society that's based on an
Speaker 1: island really freaking cool. Right. The Minoans got their name,
Speaker 1: I believe, if I remember right, from a king Minos
Speaker 1: Minos m i nos Minos Minos. They were stupid, wealthy.
Speaker 1: There is evidence archaeological evidence that we have that shows
Speaker 1: they were unbelievably modern for their time, as in they
Speaker 1: had pipes, water sewer line that is unbelievably advanced for
Speaker 1: the period of time that the roads were paved. They
Speaker 1: had pipelines running through the place. A very very, very
Speaker 1: advanced society. But I'll just make this final point on
Speaker 1: this because we're not going to go off on the Minoans.
Speaker 1: I don't want everyone to fall asleep at the wheel
Speaker 1: and drive their car off the road. Do you know
Speaker 1: why the color purple was considered a royal color? It
Speaker 1: was a color for royalty all the time, Roman emperors,
Speaker 1: everybody at the ancient world purple. If you had purple
Speaker 1: things on, you were really really wealthy and usually had
Speaker 1: to be a king. The reason was, we don't think
Speaker 1: about this, well, how do you get your colors back then?
Speaker 1: Now you want colors, you can walk into Walmart and
Speaker 1: get a different colored shirt, any color you want. But
Speaker 1: that's not how it works. Back then. You had to
Speaker 1: have access to dies well if you wanted the color
Speaker 1: purple back then. I believe don't quote me on this,
Speaker 1: but I think I'm right. I'm pretty sure it was
Speaker 1: a snail, a sea snail, you had to have access.
Speaker 1: And imagine how many snails it would take to get
Speaker 1: a generous amount of dye, even if these are large snails.
Speaker 1: How much dye can come out of a frigging snail?
Speaker 1: And you think how labor intensive that would be. With
Speaker 1: ancient technology, you have to get out there on a bone. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it was very, very, very difficult to come up with
Speaker 1: a generous amount of purple dye. Therefore, if you had
Speaker 1: a generous amount of purple dye, then the wealthiest people
Speaker 1: on the planet would pay you ridiculous sums of money
Speaker 1: for that purple dye because it was so incredibly rare.
Speaker 1: So how about that. That's why the color purple was
Speaker 1: considered a royal color. Like I said, we don't realize
Speaker 1: how many blessings we have. I don't, you don't. We
Speaker 1: don't realize what it how absurd it is that we
Speaker 1: can open up a cupboard in our kitchen. Everyone has
Speaker 1: a cupboard like this with spices and the quantities of it.
Speaker 1: I go home right now, I have cinnamon, salt, and pepper.
Speaker 1: I've had all these things your spice cupboard alone. Kings
Speaker 1: would have killed for in the ancient world. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. And yes, Chris,
Speaker 1: you are correct. That song is wonderful and it's way
Speaker 1: too long. There's no excuse for that song to be
Speaker 1: nine minutes long. You could have shredded on that guitar
Speaker 1: ted for three four minutes and it would have been
Speaker 1: just as good. That people in all walks of life,
Speaker 1: and all walks of life is not just musicians. Maybe
Speaker 1: you do this too. People really really struggle with the
Speaker 1: concept of leaving them wanting more. I try to tell
Speaker 1: my sons this all the time. I try to tell
Speaker 1: everyone in my life this, leave them wanting more. Would
Speaker 1: you're gonna leave the party? Don't leave fifteen minutes too late,
Speaker 1: leave fifteen minutes too early, Leave the people, Leave the
Speaker 1: people saying to themselves, man, that's too bad. Jesse left.
Speaker 1: I wish she'd ha stayed an extra ten minutes. I
Speaker 1: was really enjoying Jesse tonight. Let's have another one. Always
Speaker 1: leave them wanting more. That's the rule. No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to listen to you guitar riff for nine minutes,
Speaker 1: write a three or four minute song and then leave.
Speaker 1: Dear oracle. Recently, I picked up a couple of the
Speaker 1: red lobster Cheddbay biscuit boxes that some grocery stores now
Speaker 1: have available. We have boys three and one. They love biscuits,
Speaker 1: but they're used to the high class biscuits that come
Speaker 1: from the can that makes a popping noise when you
Speaker 1: open it. My wife will help them put anything on there, peanut,
Speaker 1: bet ter, jelly, whatever. We made the Chedderbay biscuits last night,
Speaker 1: and the boys insisted on putting grape jelly on the
Speaker 1: red lobster cheddar Bay biscuits. I don't think I can
Speaker 1: stand for this sacrilege. Do I show them some tough
Speaker 1: love and kick them out of the house, or let
Speaker 1: it slide? Kick them out of the house. And I
Speaker 1: say this as somebody who is uh, I've got my
Speaker 1: own wounds. I don't want you to think that my
Speaker 1: life is perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna open up my heart to you really quickly,
Speaker 1: as painful as it may be. You're what I have, Okay,
Speaker 1: you me. This is why we talk all day. My sons,
Speaker 1: James and Luke. Overall, we're very good boys. They don't
Speaker 1: like keso. I hope, Chris, I know a who doesn't
Speaker 1: like caso or cheese dip. I guess if you're in
Speaker 1: the Northeast to prefer. Everybody likes caso. And it's not
Speaker 1: as if they don't like a particular caseo caso. They
Speaker 1: don't like it, any of it. What Chris Chris said,
Speaker 1: do they like cheese on a burger? If they do,
Speaker 1: they do, of course they do. They re quest Jesse
Speaker 1: Kellyburgers all the time, American cheese. They eat cheese on pizza.
Speaker 1: Al will make meatball subs to put cheese on them
Speaker 1: on there the obs homemade hamburger helper drowning the cheese.
Speaker 1: It's not as if they're anti cheese. They will not
Speaker 1: take a chip and dip it in caso. And I
Speaker 1: just I'm so disappointed in them. And you know, you
Speaker 1: can point out, well, they're good people or the good grades,
Speaker 1: and they're hard workers and they're well mannered. I don't
Speaker 1: care about that. How can you not like caso? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with you? And not only that, they're in general
Speaker 1: they're pretty sauce hesitant in general, even things like a
Speaker 1: like a hot sauce or something a soy sauce. Maybe
Speaker 1: if you have, you got something now. I didn't want that. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't want that. Who doesn't like a sauce? I
Speaker 1: don't understand. I don't understand it. And I've worked hard.
Speaker 1: I realize I have not been a perfect father, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I've worked hard to try to teach
Speaker 1: them values. I feel like i've again. I'm not father
Speaker 1: of the year, but I've tried. You don't like keeso?
Speaker 1: And then I get accused of being a food a
Speaker 1: food bully by ab and the kids, because, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, I'm not that nice about it. When
Speaker 1: I get a caso or something like that, and I
Speaker 1: I wos sometimes have a dip or something. But when
Speaker 1: I'm the only one, haven't any I have some tough
Speaker 1: things to say to the kids, some really tough things.
Speaker 1: So yes, you're three and one year old, kick them
Speaker 1: out of the house, get rid of them now you
Speaker 1: don't need them anymore. If I have to give you
Speaker 1: a quick homemade Jesse Kelly White trash recipe, here's one
Speaker 1: for you. I think I've told you this before. Red
Speaker 1: Lobster's Cheddar Baby biscuit mix is sold in grocery stores.
Speaker 1: Buy some of that. Make Cheddar Bay biscuits. Or if
Speaker 1: you go to Red Lobster, as I do, ask for
Speaker 1: it to go bag. Red Lobster's lovely. They'll give you
Speaker 1: a to go back of them. Make your Cheddar bay biscuits.
Speaker 1: In the morning, take two Cheddar bay biscuits, drop them
Speaker 1: in a cereal bowl. Go to the stove. Here's what
Speaker 1: you're gonna do. You're going to make two over easy eggs,
Speaker 1: two or three over easy eggs. Make sure they're over easy.
Speaker 1: You need them, yoki okay. Once you drop the biscuits
Speaker 1: in the bowl, take some sort of shredded cheese, doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: cheddar whatever. Drop a chunk of shredded cheese on top
Speaker 1: of the biscuits, over easy eggs. Fry them up in
Speaker 1: a pan, take them off, Drop them on top of
Speaker 1: the cheese so they can start the melting process. Take
Speaker 1: a piece of aluminum foil, put it over the bowl immediately.
Speaker 1: What you're trying to do is trap the heat in
Speaker 1: to get more melty cheese and then quickly. It'll only
Speaker 1: take you a minute or two. Little bit of flour,
Speaker 1: a little bit of milk, little bit of Cajun seasoning,
Speaker 1: of some kind from your spice straw, which you have
Speaker 1: because it's the year twenty twenty five. Really quickly. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if it counts as a gravy or
Speaker 1: a roo or whatever. I'm gonna cook. Whip that up
Speaker 1: in the frying pan where the eggs and the butter
Speaker 1: were a little bit of that. It's just quick. Whip
Speaker 1: it up. You have to whip it up really fast.
Speaker 1: Rud'll chunk up on you. Now you have like a
Speaker 1: cage and gravy type thing. Take that frying pan, foil off.
Speaker 1: Pour that gravy over the bowl of eggs, cheese, biscuits,
Speaker 1: Grab a fork or a spoon, it doesn't matter, and
Speaker 1: dice it all up. Get that yolk and gravy all
Speaker 1: over the place. It's gonna look like dog vomit when
Speaker 1: you're done, and it's gonna taste like the best thing
Speaker 1: you've ever eaten in your life. Congratulations. That's Jesse Kelly's
Speaker 1: white trash, biscuits and gravy. More questions. Next, it is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly's Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. I
Speaker 1: remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com Tomholm and sounding good out there.
Speaker 5: Hepe people take advantage of it, especially with those who
Speaker 5: are the United States who don't have an order deportation yet,
Speaker 5: because if we have to go through the process of
Speaker 5: going through the courtskin order deportation and we have to
Speaker 5: find you and remove you, then you have a bar
Speaker 5: from re entering. So we want people, if you're in
Speaker 5: the country, go home, do things the right way, then
Speaker 5: you don't have that bar placed against you. So if
Speaker 5: you have a ussistant child, he can petition for you.
Speaker 5: If you want to come in on a work visa
Speaker 5: or visitor visa, or come in some sort of you know,
Speaker 5: some sort of other status maybe as a student, come
Speaker 5: in to the country the right way. That leaves that
Speaker 5: ability open for you. But if you get firm reported,
Speaker 5: there's an automatic bar set against you. Won't people take
Speaker 5: advantage of it.
Speaker 1: I have said before, I don't like this you know
Speaker 1: you can come back type thing, But I think I
Speaker 1: understand what they're doing, at least I hope I do.
Speaker 1: This is trying to incentivize the masses to get out,
Speaker 1: and that of course is the goal. Tausy Gabbard continues
Speaker 1: to release these hidden files.
Speaker 3: And what we have just released here today is ten
Speaker 3: thousand pages that have been sitting in boxes within the
Speaker 3: National Archives that have never been digitized or viewed publicly before.
Speaker 3: These are documents related to the government's investigation into the assassination,
Speaker 3: documents related to discussions that were going on in other
Speaker 3: countries state department cables around the assassination. We're obviously not
Speaker 3: stopping here. We discovered ten thousand pages at National Archives.
Speaker 3: We sent people out to hunt through different warehouses at
Speaker 3: the FBI and CIA, knowing there are likely other documents
Speaker 3: that have not yet been turned over to National Archives.
Speaker 3: And I tell you just the other day we discovered
Speaker 3: over fifty thousand additional pages solely around Senator Kennedy's assassination.
Speaker 3: That we have over one hundred people at National Archives
Speaker 3: going through and scanning, and that will be the second
Speaker 3: release that we'll have here shortly.
Speaker 1: Don't you think it's odd, just kind of weird that
Speaker 1: there's all these JFK files they're still finding and releasing
Speaker 1: and there's not a lot of new information in them.
Speaker 1: Like the last batch they dropped. There were some names
Speaker 1: and things like that, but it wasn't as if we
Speaker 1: knew something we know something now that we didn't before.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of people who have theories around it,
Speaker 1: myself included, I've told you mine that felt like the
Speaker 1: drop kind of reinforced some of their beliefs. I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody had a belief before that they then discounted
Speaker 1: after the files were released. So, if there's nothing groundbreaking
Speaker 1: in this, and this is going to go back to
Speaker 1: us our social contract with our government. If there's nothing groundbreaking,
Speaker 1: and why did you keep it hidden forever? Don't you
Speaker 1: find that so odd? It's I find it odd, and
Speaker 1: I find it frustrating because it's wild how consistent it
Speaker 1: is in history that governments once they turn evil and
Speaker 1: corrupt and the country kind of starts to shake apart.
Speaker 1: That you can see in hindsight twenty twenty. You can
Speaker 1: see you can look back and say, hey, stop open
Speaker 1: up the books, open up, be open and honest with
Speaker 1: the people. That is what will gain their trust back.
Speaker 1: Be open with them, Stop covering things up, stop doing that.
Speaker 1: Earn the people's trust back by being open. And they
Speaker 1: never do it. They never do it. They all go
Speaker 1: the exact opposite way. Instead, it's more secrecy, more force,
Speaker 1: more lies, and that, of course, pushes the country closer
Speaker 1: to the end than it would have been before. Remember
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. Donald Trump wanted to release the JFK files
Speaker 1: touring his first four years. Mike Pompeo begged him, begged
Speaker 1: him allegedly not to do it, and he didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Why there's nothing world changing in here. As I've said before,
Speaker 1: all the world changing stuff got shredded, deleted, and they
Speaker 1: murdered anyone who could have verified it a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Why would you work so hard to keep some pretty
Speaker 1: benign documents secret? The only thing that does is increase
Speaker 1: the public distrust. And until that link happens again, I
Speaker 1: was about to say until the link had stronger, But
Speaker 1: the link has been broken. The link between the American
Speaker 1: public and their government has been broken. COVID finished it off.
Speaker 1: The American people do not trust their government now. At
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty years ago, if I said this the CDC,
Speaker 1: the Center for Disease Control to you, you would pay attention.
Speaker 1: Now you roll your eyes, Oh gosh, those liars again.
Speaker 1: The public trust in our government has been shattered. And
Speaker 1: I do I do give credit to a lot of
Speaker 1: credit to Trump, to his administration Tulsea Gabber, these types
Speaker 1: for opening things up, and cash Betel, who I knew
Speaker 1: everyone is frustrated with right now, and honestly I'm a
Speaker 1: bit frustrated myself, as I've said, but Cash Betel has
Speaker 1: opened up a lot of documents as well. This needs
Speaker 1: to continue. This is how we get the trust back
Speaker 1: in our government. Dear Banana Hans, I have two children,
Speaker 1: one boy, one girl. They're still young, but college for
Speaker 1: them is on my mind. What are your thoughts on
Speaker 1: online college? It will keep them away from communists corrupting them,
Speaker 1: especially my little girl. But does it look good on
Speaker 1: an application having a degree from an online college? Dude,
Speaker 1: it looks fine. No one gives a crap where you
Speaker 1: graduated college unless you unless your dream. I should qualify that,
Speaker 1: unless your dream is to be a big shot attorney
Speaker 1: at a big shot law firm, or finance or medicine,
Speaker 1: those three fields. The big prestigious universities, you know, the
Speaker 1: Harvards of the world, the Stanfords, the Wharton School of Business,
Speaker 1: the big shot, super important schools seem to be the
Speaker 1: best pipeline in the world in order to go into
Speaker 1: the highest levels. Now, I didn't say you had to
Speaker 1: go to those schools to be a doctor, or a
Speaker 1: lawyer or in finance. A lot of people work in
Speaker 1: those fields and they don't want to be part of
Speaker 1: some big, prestigious New York City law firm. But if
Speaker 1: you want to walk out of law school and walk
Speaker 1: right into I don't know, Chris and Chris, the law
Speaker 1: firm in New York City, you're probably going to have
Speaker 1: to have gone to do a big boy law school,
Speaker 1: plus have a reference. But beyond that, who cares if
Speaker 1: it's online. Look, I'll tell you what we're doing. We're
Speaker 1: already planning that college is not only expensive. But my
Speaker 1: boys are not immune to social contagions. They're strong, they
Speaker 1: know what they believe. But I worry for my sons
Speaker 1: the same way you worry for yours. Our intention is
Speaker 1: to keep them online or in a local community college.
Speaker 1: If they insist on going to college, I really don't
Speaker 1: want them to go, But if they have a field
Speaker 1: where a college degree is required, I'm obviously not going
Speaker 1: to borrow them from going. But we're going to keep
Speaker 1: them local, and we're going to keep them online as
Speaker 1: much as possible. No one cares where you graduated college
Speaker 1: nobody cares. And today, I don't know if you've been
Speaker 1: We've talked about it on the show. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've been paying attention to the headlines on it
Speaker 1: and stuff. Increasingly, employers they don't even want you to
Speaker 1: have gone to college. There's a reason employers are dropping
Speaker 1: their degree requirements faster than they're adding them. America's companies
Speaker 1: are so disillusioned with the know nothing communist losers they
Speaker 1: continue to get from college campuses that they are not
Speaker 1: adamant that you have a four year degree before they
Speaker 1: hire you. A lot of sharp companies now they're bringing
Speaker 1: in interns right out of high school eighteen nineteen. Hey,
Speaker 1: forget that, We'll give you a paid internship. Come learn
Speaker 1: the ropes. Let's get you before your mind gets completely
Speaker 1: poisoned by the communist college professor. Let's make sure you're
Speaker 1: part of our culture. You want to be here. That's
Speaker 1: the direction I'm going to push my sons. Depending on
Speaker 1: what their passions are now, I don't know where they're
Speaker 1: going to end up. I don't know, might end up
Speaker 1: in prison. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final second
Speaker 1: of the I see Kelly's show on a spectacular Friday.
Speaker 1: I hope you were getting ready to go into a
Speaker 1: wonderful Easter weekend where we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. Chris. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's do some Let's do a couple more emails before
Speaker 1: we check out it here, Dear Jesse, this lady says
Speaker 1: the subject is women losing their hair. I love your
Speaker 1: show this as much as I can. You just said
Speaker 1: that women should never cut their hair off really short.
Speaker 1: I'm sixty seven years old. I look very good. I
Speaker 1: love this lady already, even not considering my age. I
Speaker 1: bet you this lady is a total smoke Chris. And
Speaker 1: I bet you when she was about forty, she could
Speaker 1: make you weak in the knees. Anyway, however, I am
Speaker 1: and have been losing my hair since my early fifties.
Speaker 1: I would estimate I'm down to about a third of
Speaker 1: what I had in my twenties and thirties. Shouldn't I,
Speaker 1: at some point cut it short? Even on women. I
Speaker 1: think long hair that's very thin looks ridiculous. What do
Speaker 1: you think with that look? My argument has always been
Speaker 1: against the dudes that when your hair starts to go,
Speaker 1: cut it short, and dudes do the opposite, they'd make
Speaker 1: it longer and try to wrap it around or whatever
Speaker 1: one can tell I did, look, just cut it off
Speaker 1: like I did. All right, just cut it off and
Speaker 1: let it go. For ladies, yeah, I would probably agree
Speaker 1: you should maybe shorten it up. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: else is underrated on ladies. Hats. I love when I
Speaker 1: wears a hat. Should throw on a little cowboy hat
Speaker 1: or at or a little baseball cap or something like that.
Speaker 1: And women love dumb hats and stuff like that. They're
Speaker 1: big on all that stuff. Dear Jesse, I remember a
Speaker 1: time when reporters ask questions without having to read them
Speaker 1: off their phone. It looks like someone else is writing
Speaker 1: their questions for them. My point is journalists used to
Speaker 1: know of what they were asking, hence a good follow up.
Speaker 1: Am I right? Well, you are right, and you're not
Speaker 1: imagining it. Reporters used to be able to ask questions
Speaker 1: without reading the question. You know why that is right.
Speaker 1: Communists control their language. Their language is highly highly controlled.
Speaker 1: As we've discussed so many times, every single word, when
Speaker 1: you lie about everything at all times, you know that
Speaker 1: every word has to be carefully selected to make sure
Speaker 1: it's just right, just deceitful enough, just manipulative enough, just
Speaker 1: you have to be just right. So if you're a reporter,
Speaker 1: you understand that you not only have to be a communist.
Speaker 1: You are surrounded by communists. Your fellow reporters in whatever
Speaker 1: newsroom you're in, your producer, your editor, you're all they're
Speaker 1: all communists too. And if you, let's say you're just
Speaker 1: speaking off the cuff, maybe you wanted to ask about
Speaker 1: any legal immigrant, what if you accidentally said that word.
Speaker 1: That word is such a big deal. Democrats are so
Speaker 1: so banking on protecting these people and bringing them into
Speaker 1: the count that Joe Biden, the President himself, had to
Speaker 1: go on a media apology tour when he called one
Speaker 1: in illegal during the State of the Union. If you're
Speaker 1: a reporter, let's say you're a White House reporter who
Speaker 1: says that word, you might get fired and the left
Speaker 1: would they would come for you. Did you here with
Speaker 1: this lady at CBS says dumper firer de human isaac immigrants?
Speaker 1: That could cost you your job. That's how gross that
Speaker 1: world is. And I've said this, you're happier than communists.
Speaker 1: You should take heart in that. And this is part
Speaker 1: of the reason it is such a nasty, highly controlled
Speaker 1: environment that you are afraid all the time of your
Speaker 1: own people. It's not just the Nazis on the right
Speaker 1: that you're afraid of. You. You are aware at all
Speaker 1: times that you're surrounded by wolves and they might come
Speaker 1: rip you to shreds if you step out of line
Speaker 1: one time. These people are miserable at all times. You're not.
Speaker 1: You're happy. Smile, Dear Jesse. If there's one person on
Speaker 1: the radio who isn't afraid to call it like they
Speaker 1: see it, it's you. I know you speak out against
Speaker 1: corruption and abuse of power. So what do you make
Speaker 1: of these insane stock market gains people made, especially the
Speaker 1: ultra wealthy, as a result of the ninety day tariff
Speaker 1: pause announcement from Trump. I voted for them all three times.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful for what he's done for the United States.
Speaker 1: But this one reeks of ill begotten gains, and I
Speaker 1: think it should be investigated. I really don't want us
Speaker 1: to have a say it ain't so Joe moment in
Speaker 1: this country, but it feels suspicious thoughts. Well, I think
Speaker 1: you have a right to be suspicious. When we got
Speaker 1: a big announcement that they were going to be these tariffs.
Speaker 1: The fortune five hundred world, the big business world freaked out.
Speaker 1: It was a universal freak out, a global universal freak out.
Speaker 1: And remember we had two or three days where I
Speaker 1: was getting the same phone calls and text messages you
Speaker 1: were getting. Did you see her? I four oh one K.
Speaker 1: Did you see how much money we lost? I went
Speaker 1: to uh. That was the weekend of the Final Four.
Speaker 1: We went out to watch the Final four game with
Speaker 1: a group of neighbors. Every one of them came out
Speaker 1: to me, Chelsea, you should see what's happening. What's Trump doing? Said?
Speaker 1: There was immediately this global financial panic. He can't do it.
Speaker 1: He can't do it. He can't do it. And then
Speaker 1: it lasted two or three days. Well, the market dips
Speaker 1: for two or three days. Rich people buy when the
Speaker 1: market dips. It's just it's not new. That's what they do, honestly,
Speaker 1: that's what smart people do. You buy on the dip.
Speaker 1: They bought on the dip. And then Trump came out
Speaker 1: and said, wow, I mean, hey, this was mainly about
Speaker 1: China and everyone's negotiating. Oh legend, the ninety day pause,
Speaker 1: ninety day pause on all that market stabilizes market goes
Speaker 1: back up. I'm not here to tell you not to
Speaker 1: be suspicious, but I have something else that might even
Speaker 1: be darker. As we've round out the show, here to
Speaker 1: think about. What if the American president, no matter who
Speaker 1: he is, what if he is so handcuffed by the
Speaker 1: corrupt global system that has been put into place that
Speaker 1: there's very little he can actually do to change that much,
Speaker 1: even if he's completely committed to it. The various global systems,
Speaker 1: financial and otherwise, they're too powerful, They have too many
Speaker 1: things in places in place. They have the ability to
Speaker 1: ruin you, or ruin your reputation or your presidency in
Speaker 1: some way. And even if you have all the right ideas,
Speaker 1: and no one has all the right ideas, right, But
Speaker 1: even if you have all the right ideas, and maybe
Speaker 1: you believe in it all the way and you know
Speaker 1: where you want to go, what if? What if the
Speaker 1: system is so evil and corrupt that you can't make
Speaker 1: the changes you want to make. Look look at the
Speaker 1: FBI right now. You think Dan Bongino doesn't want to
Speaker 1: make the changes you want to make. Dan Bongino's a stud.
Speaker 1: He wants to do the right thing. I hope he can,
Speaker 1: maybe he's in a situation where he just can't. I
Speaker 1: don't know. That was a little heavy. He'll celebrate the
Speaker 1: resurrection of Jesus. I'll see you Monday. That's all.