Speaker 1: Hello everybody, Welcome back to the fire Escape cast. This
is episode ninety seven, the last episode of twenty twenty
four fire Escapes fourth.
Speaker 2: Year operating something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty one April twenty twenty one, so wow. Yeah, yes,
April will be the five year, no four year anniversary.
What we're almost to four years?
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah that checks out. Yeah okay, but.
Speaker 1: We were doing stuff before that. We did the half year.
Speaker 2: Five Game of the Years yeah okay.
Speaker 4: So that's what makes it confusing is because we did
we did a gody as our very first test EPI,
and when we did that, we kind of were like, oh,
this is let's let's do it for real.
Speaker 5: No, but I consider that a part of the three announcement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, preak through twenty twenty is the first one. Then
we did the Game of the Year twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like our pilot episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then people were like, I cannot imagine my
life without this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Clamor they were emailing there.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of clamor and people holding signs outside
of our houses.
Speaker 5: They sat them, get them away. We said it back back, I.
Speaker 2: Say, yeah, be gone, leave the house.
Speaker 3: It's like those old clips of the Beatles and there's
just like a million people chased them through the streets.
Speaker 4: I know, we almost got canceled. Mike said we were
bigger than Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we stay that. We stayed by that. I
said that, we all said that.
Speaker 5: He stands by it.
Speaker 3: The podcast fire Escapecast colon we're bigger than Jesus in
numerous ways.
Speaker 5: We bought that billboard right, it's.
Speaker 1: In Oklahoma somewhere, and us just all like flipping double
birds in the airs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wore I told you guys this, but I think
I didn't post a photo, but I think people would
find it funny. I wore my dorky Christmas sweatshirt to
my day job, and uh, a person who I like
a lot pretty high up my company. This person no no, no, no,
not even on the game scene like the wider Oh.
Speaker 2: Like she's high up. She's like, what is dorky Christmas?
What does that mean?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh god, uh I oh, it's
just a podcast I used to listen to. I honestly,
it's an inside joke. I forgot how it started. And
then I kind of just like sidled away.
Speaker 2: You should have been like my friend had a dream
that he kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even there's no, it's not like that
it's inappropriate. It's that the explanation is so weird.
Speaker 2: Just separately too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's inappropriate, definitely, but also like, yeah, he had
a dream where someone offered him a dorky Christmas. But
in the dream logic it made sense that it was
a hand job.
Speaker 3: But also in the dream it didn't even happen, so
I guess it's not that inappropriate. It was offered using
that verbiage.
Speaker 2: But happy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if like the VP of my company
would differentiate between whether the dorky Christmas happened.
Speaker 2: I think it's just wasn't finished.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, that would be a very fun HR meeting. Yeah,
it was, actually it was. It was dry and it
was there's no completion. He woke up first, that's true,
but it was funny. I made sure to stand in
like the front row so you could see the sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: I'll send you guys the photo.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic, and I really just didn't have any other
It was, you know, the theme was as usual, ugly
Christmas sweater and that was the old like I have
that one with the Santa who's ripped lifting weights. But
I was like, that's played out.
Speaker 3: I feel like the ugly Christmas sweater thing, like drawing
attention to the ugliness that started what like ten years ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah about that.
Speaker 5: It became it became ironic they were in the nineties.
Speaker 4: In nineties, like Christmas films, you'd always see ugly sweaters.
Speaker 3: So I was ever like, like I found the ugliest,
silliest one.
Speaker 2: It was just like that's what people wore.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm with you, But I'm sure if we
google it, we'd realize we're wrong. I don't feel like
googling it though, Yeah, well no I do, Yeah, I do. Actually,
when do you think I'm of saying shit and finding
out months later I was nowhere near.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to just wonder, like the commercialization of it,
which is I think what we're talking about, is it
kind of when.
Speaker 5: It became oh wow, mainstream ruined and a little bit.
Speaker 4: I think it's still fun and I think people should
still wear their silly sweaters. But there was a point
when Spencer's only sold like four hundred terrible looking sweaters
with sexual innuendos like jingle my bells, and stuff by
stocking honey, and it's just like at some point you
were like, I think we've we've jumped the shark on
these sweaters.
Speaker 2: The proposition of it all. Yeah, we were, as they said, Yeah,
we were not far off.
Speaker 1: So they originally came to be in the fifties as
jingle bell sweaters. However, sixties and seventies counterculture, they became
like more like not even ironic, like on purpose to
show like more of a low class holiday expression. Eighties,
a certain lead in a show called The Cosby Show
popularized them with strange patterns.
Speaker 2: You like that.
Speaker 1: The nineties and two thousands, the style of ugly Christmas
sweaters winded down, but was revived by the two thousand
and one film Bridget jones Is Diary, where Mark Darcy
a shame for wearing an unattractive knit reindeer sweater. And
then two thousands and onward, ugly sweater parties become popular
and the trend gain camp appeal in the twenty ten So, yes,
you're spot on.
Speaker 3: And now it's gotten even more fun. Yeah, you know,
I go home for the holidays and it's like, oh good,
there's a bunch of trump Christmas sweaters.
Speaker 2: Great, that's fun. That's a great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can be you can be open about those.
These days now even more.
Speaker 3: People are celebrating down there. It's great, yes, yeah, But
I don't have many of these days.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I've never really I did it once for like once
or twice for we did that for Giant Bomb, where
it's like we did christmasweater Steff and I got like
a Matchman or any savage thing. But I don't think
I've ever been a sweater guy.
Speaker 4: I have the best one because Dan gifted me stofers'
tis the season for cheese.
Speaker 2: And yeah I still have that, right, you took that
home the Big Dane.
Speaker 4: I get a lot of mments on this. Stofer tis
the season for cheese and sweater. I really do, I
genuinely do. I got stopped in a supermarket three times
by people saying what is that that is so funny?
Is there macaroni on the sleeves? And I was like,
you bet your buttons there are, and it's just like
it's funny, it's ironic, but it's also like genuinely from
Stofers and it has a bowl of mac and cheese.
Speaker 5: I'll take a photo and share it because it's a funny. Genuinely,
it is a funny sweater.
Speaker 4: This is how it happened is I went to Dan's unprepared,
as per usual.
Speaker 5: I think I had to go from a different work trip.
Speaker 4: I went literally from a work trip to your place,
and I didn't have time to pack for both climates.
So I didn't bring enough sweaters and I was cold,
and so I asked you for a sweater.
Speaker 5: You gave me a what a burger onesie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I snuggy. Yeah, it was really comfortable, super comfortable.
Speaker 5: I loved it. He gave me first. Yeah, how did
you get in here?
Speaker 2: This is really comfortable.
Speaker 4: I got in I got it in the middle of
the night for a glass of water, and I laughed
and I yelled at Mike and my pajamas.
Speaker 5: How Mike got in my pajamas?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: You woke up a lot heavier than when you went
to bed.
Speaker 5: Just dragging this loaf around.
Speaker 4: But anyway, so the water burger onesie was very comfortable
and I enjoyed it. And then I was like, damn it,
I wish I had like one more sweater because you
really shouldn't leave the house in a waterburger onesie. I
think you can, but I do think it's frowned upon socially.
And so Dan takes a box down from his.
Speaker 6: Garage and it is a Stofer's Christmas package and it
is filled with several sweaters from Stofers, who I shoes like,
just sends you stuff because you love Stowfers so much.
Speaker 4: And it included a tis the season for Cheese and
ugly sweater. It also included a mac and cheese hoodie,
which I think ishilarious because that's what we did last
time we visited you.
Speaker 5: I do it did my closet, I dude, My carry
on was stuffed to the brim.
Speaker 4: I was worried at any moment it was gonna snap
open and all of my mac and cheese wardrobe was
gonna pop out on the plane.
Speaker 5: But I got both those babies home.
Speaker 3: I am glad you did, because I mean it. I
think I might have ruined macaroni and cheese for myself.
And I think this has been a big art of
like between break, I think my body and brain now
have revolted against macaroni and cheese and are like telling
it me that, like, hey, you cannot keep doing this
this way, you know, breaking my finger. I'm glad I
gave this stuff to you that not my house more cuz, uh,
there's a good chance, I would say a fifty percent
chance that I will have to just randomly leave this
room in the middle of this podcast and either puke
or shit my brains out.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I guess I haven't talked to you guys. No,
that's not just something you can bring up.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, So Wednesday night, so as this recording,
this was you know, five days ago, six days ago
or whatever. Tim Terry, your friend of mine, was in
town for the holidays, and m went out to the
Chatterbox pup to kind of catch up, have some drinks,
have some food.
Speaker 2: I go there and, uh, this place used to be
really good.
Speaker 3: I looked at more recent uh Google reviews, and it's like, oh,
something has happened to this place. And I ordered a
menu item called mac amania and it.
Speaker 2: Was a ves describe it, okay, so it's it's a
vat of macaroni and cheese. Great awesome, which.
Speaker 3: By the way, I also got a appetizer of a
big soft pretzel and a beer cheese dip.
Speaker 1: So I had a bunch of to get there.
Speaker 5: Did your cheese appetite for your cheese maine.
Speaker 2: For the vat?
Speaker 3: Yes, and yeah, that's what I said, yes, yeah. And
so the thing with Macamania is it's just the biggest
fucking bowl of macaroni cheese you've ever seen.
Speaker 5: I get to know about.
Speaker 4: Macamania is not a bowl.
Speaker 3: It's a deep cooking dish that's like flat auldron.
Speaker 2: It's like a cauldron.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's we're familiar with these containers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am too, unfortunately.
Speaker 3: And so you picked three add ons and I picked
pulled pork, sage, sausage, and chili.
Speaker 2: That I wanted.
Speaker 3: They didn't that I didn't pick chili as the third
add on. They thought I wanted a separate order of chili.
So they brought me the vat of Macamania and a
big ass bowl of chili. And I told him like, oh,
I hope I'm not getting charged for this because I
wanted this as an add on, And she's like, oh, okay,
I'll just take it off, but you can just pour
it in there, like okay, And I just dumped the
entire bowl of chili into my macamania file. Oh my god,
so or uh something something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the nanosecond I'm done, actually, before I finish eating
this thing, I start feeling terrible.
Speaker 5: Did you finish it? I just want to know I.
Speaker 2: Did finish it.
Speaker 3: And also like they didn't bring like forks, and there's
just like a weird like mug thing on the table
that like I didn't know. There was just like two
forks in there that I couldn't tell if they were
clean or not.
Speaker 2: And I asked Tim. I was like, do you think
these are clean?
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, they must have washed it, but it
looked like a discard mug for dirty silver or something like.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I used it and ooh felt real bad by
the end, and I'm like, okay, all right, see it, Tim,
you know, go home.
Speaker 2: I have a beer and go to bed.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Next morning, I wake up a couple hours where I
normally do, and it's just gurgling and a burglin in there.
It is just like the stomach is just rolling over itself.
I'm laying next to she's asleep, and I know she's
going to hear this, so I hate to give this detail,
but I'm like she's asleep and this is not a
like I try not to fart around her too much,
you know, like she just told me, Am, I just
feel weird just you know, farting willy nilly around my
wife all the time.
Speaker 2: But I'm just going to town.
Speaker 3: It's like, I, this is gonna be an issue if
I don't, and I thought it would ease the stomach
percolating and oh, I.
Speaker 2: Hope you shit your pants.
Speaker 3: Well we're gonna get some more details here because keep
in mind, I've never shipped my pants past diaper's age.
Speaker 5: So, oh god, victory lap for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I take I think going back to diaper's age.
Speaker 3: So I had to get up and I'm just feeling
real bad. I go downstairs. I have a couple of
Mountain Dews and then calm the gurgle. They said carbon
carbonation helps with the gurgling, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're also running with Sue Cross and.
Speaker 3: That's fine. So I had a couple of Baja blast zeros.
I go down Oh zeros, okay, yeah, yeah, and we've
got a morning meeting. It was like an all hands
meeting where it was like, you know, there's you know,
a different I'm not gonna go to like details or whatever,
but like, you know, we're having meetings as a company
and stuff about different meals jumble, so what twenty twenty five,
what we're doing? You know, there's like a bigger like, hey,
we're all gonna get together and talk about the plan
for twenty twenty five basically. So it's an important meeting.
And I go on there, I turn the camera on
and stuff, and I'm just like just feeling my face
get white, and I'm feeling just things. And I've never
like had to leave a meeting really, I don't think
for like a bathroom emergency, like like a long stream
or something. If it's like just me and grab ull
be like I'm gonna take piss or whatever. This is
like an important company meeting. And at one point I'm
like I farted because my mic is muted, and I'm
like I can fart, this is fine, And there was
a feeling that I had. I was like, that's I
have farted tens of thousands of times in my life.
I've never felt that, And so I just turn off
my camera and I sprint to the bathroom. I do
a little wellness check on the situation and no issues.
Speaker 2: It was just I did a wipe. There was no residue.
Speaker 1: Are they still are the are the underwear and questions
still intact? I'd like to inspect these myself.
Speaker 3: They're totally fine. They're in the right now. If we
take the out of the ham for for the laundry,
we can save it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna need some time with them. Yep.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, okay, cool, Just good to know not
to trust any farts today. Run back to the meeting,
turn the camera back on. Look, Yes, everything's normally as professional.
Speaker 5: Just maybe shit my pen.
Speaker 2: No one's the.
Speaker 3: Wiser until I talk about it on a podcast.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then I am like five minutes, I'm just like dying.
Speaker 3: And it's like a schedule, like forty five minute meeting,
and I'm just like, oh, I keep looking at the clock.
I'm like, I gotta make it twenty three more minutes.
I gotta make it twenty some long time. When you're
gurgling and I feel terrible and I have turned the
camera off again, I sprint into the bathroom and just
puke everywhere.
Speaker 2: Just and I what was it? Mac? It was like
very watery, It was like.
Speaker 5: Do you think it was the fucking Baja Blast.
Speaker 3: Zero No, No, I think like two of them that
you drank in the morning. Everything was a jumble. The
mac and cheese, the Baja Blast. I think the next
thirty six.
Speaker 1: Hours a jumble. This is a Christmas poem about well the
back in Baja Blast for a jumble I drank.
Speaker 4: I sprang from my seat to see if my ass
was a splatter.
Speaker 2: There was no streakage. Nothing was the matter.
Speaker 1: March Yeah, you go on for hours, were gonna stop
right now.
Speaker 2: So I was.
Speaker 3: Supposed to be on a podcast that day. I was
supposed to start my Blake Club game the next day.
And it's just like, there's just no fucking way. It's
look for the Blake Club game, I'm doing this Terminator
three thing, and I got to wear this elaborate, stupid
fucking thing. I'm like, I'm just gonna shit my pants
in this for I do this. So I had to,
Like I laid in bed for like it felt like
two days straight, Like didn't get out of bed, didn't
I felt I couldn't even like play a game or anything.
I was just like puking and laying down and putting
ice on my head. I puked more in that couple
of days than I puked in the last like five
years combined.
Speaker 5: It must be yeah.
Speaker 2: Even oh, poisoning.
Speaker 3: Absolutely still, I'm still feeling the gurglings and burglans in
there went out the dinner gon last night. I was
the first like actual like dinner meal I've had since
it happened. It went all right, But.
Speaker 5: What did you have to cheese?
Speaker 3: I had so it was a Japanese Italian fusion restaurant thing,
and one of the things was a pasta type thing,
but I don't think I would call it mac and cheese.
Speaker 5: What was it? Was it pasta with cheese?
Speaker 2: Japanese Italian fusion in itself? Sans Shan Sancho John.
Speaker 5: None of that is necessary? Was it cheese pasta? Dan?
Speaker 2: There was cheese? I can look up the menu. It
was a lot though.
Speaker 3: It was like almost like Tapa Tapa style where we
just like ordered like a ton of different stuff.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Here's the menu, Spanish and Italian and Japanese Spanish. Una.
That's not worth explaining.
Speaker 2: I had aaron chi, I had porkiosa. I had sweet
potato karaque.
Speaker 3: I had uh uh some pasta.
Speaker 2: But what was the pasta?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of these was like a cheesy ish thing,
but I don't think anybody would call it macaroni cheese.
But I did have We had two different pizzas, like
pesto pizza with mozzarella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, skewers of meat and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Have you considered maybe taking it easy on the cheesy.
Speaker 2: I think I do.
Speaker 3: Think it's my body kind of telling me that, like, hey,
you can't just keep having cauldrons of macaroni and cheese
and like six beers.
Speaker 1: You know, I thought you were gonna say you are
finally like developing lactose intolerance, but no, you're saying that
you're still associating maca cheese with the food poisoning, which happens.
Like I still can't have a burger from a very
famous chain in New York because I got food poisoning
from it, right, it's weird link to it.
Speaker 3: So like I'm eating again and it's mostly fine, but like,
if I think of macaronie cheese, it's awful. But also
this place now, I looked at the recent reviews and
it just seems like it's like I think Tim described
it as like a bunch of muppet babies trying to
run a restaurant and like so like it was super slow,
like all the service like they just wouldn't even look
at you.
Speaker 2: They're rolling their eyes at the customers.
Speaker 3: This one guy, the bartender, for a while was like
rubbing his eyes like I got a bunch of worship
sire sauce in my eyes. And he just stood there
like wow for like a long time. And then there
was a Google of you being like, yeah, the bartender
cut his thumb open and was bleeding and I said, oh,
you need a band aid for that. He's like, no,
I'm fine. You just kept bleeding everywhere. So like, I
don't know what the hell happened to the chatter. Yeah,
but they haven't any ass set up there, which is
why I like.
Speaker 4: Itay, the number one rule of all restaurants is is
don't make people sick.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 4: It's not even make good food. That is secondary to
not getting people sick. And the idea that there's like
people who need band aids and possibly used silverware in
a mug on your table is really vile. And I
think that's so stressful that you had to go through that,
going getting food poisoning is like one of the worst
hells that people can experience that that I can imagine.
Speaker 3: I think I maybe had mild versions of it in
the past, but this is like this gotcha like knocking
me on my ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gone it twice in the last like ten years,
and it was so bad the first time. Trying not
to get too graphic. There was nothing graphic.
Speaker 2: There was nothing.
Speaker 1: There was nothing left to come up my bot. No,
it was not it did not come out that end.
It was all mouth.
Speaker 2: Stock, just checking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're in a glass case in the dining room
on the wall. Yeah, it's like your body. It just
still feels whatever.
Speaker 5: It is fox seed. We turned it into a.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's texadermat underwear. There wasn't an animal face
to it.
Speaker 3: Like for the first like I would say, twenty four
to thirty six hours, it was puking and shitting and
then after that it was mostly just fire hose from
the ass.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but like with horse where it likes you
got to like, okay, I'm sorry, but you know, normally
you wipe your ass and I use a bidet, so
it's like very nice and clean, but it's all just
centralized there. But when you have that fire hose ejection
situation going on, it hits the water with such a
force that you have to like wipe your asses, your
bodies because like.
Speaker 7: Get a shower gun blast of all over your whole buttocks.
Speaker 5: Disgusting.
Speaker 2: It sucks. So you need it.
Speaker 1: You need like a second toilet specifically for diarrhea that's
really tall, like so you sit way.
Speaker 2: Up here, just suit it way in. It's like at
this pit like a cave.
Speaker 1: Tour splash zone house, and then right diarrhea shack on
it so your neighbors know not to go in there.
Speaker 5: I told you guys that I got food poisoning at
the Game Awards last year, right, and I couldn't eat
for like six days.
Speaker 1: It's the long I didn't see you after a certain point.
Speaker 4: I feel all I had like or dirvs like at
a and I think, you know, probably something sat out
too long. There's a couple, there's always I think I
went to three that night, so there's no guarantee of us.
It could be and everybody else was eating the food
and I'm the only one who got sick. But I
I was ill and I had to take a flight.
And so I was like, don't worry, you can get
through it. But I hadn't eaten or drinken anything in like,
you know, twelve hours, and so I was very thirsty.
Speaker 5: And so I had a.
Speaker 4: Half a bottle of water and I had some SIPs
of my half a bottle of water as I was
in the security line for TSA and as it was
my turn, I knew I was going to puke.
Speaker 5: There was no way I was going to get out
of it.
Speaker 4: You just know, you know, like you try and repress it,
and you think, you try and mentally say like it.
Speaker 5: Could be anything, but yeah, it was happening.
Speaker 4: And the closest thing that we had was the water
receptacle that you can dump your water bottle liquid in,
and I puked in that in.
Speaker 5: Front of a whole full TSA line.
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 4: It was aerful, It was awful. And they didn't stop me.
They let me go through and nobody bothered me. And
I went through the TSA line and then I just
I propped myself up next to a little garbage can
and I sat there for twenty minutes until my flight.
It was it was a miserable miserable end of the year.
I didn't eat for I said, so I couldn't eat
for like six days. And on the sixth day, I
was like, I genuinely think I was able to drink water.
I think after two days. But when you can only
drink water and you can't have food for six days,
I was very concerned for my health. And so I
made an appointment with a doctor, an emergency visit, and said,
I haven't eaten anything solid in six days. And she
looked at me and she said, you'll be okay. Oh yeah,
And I was like, I did it.
Speaker 1: I thought you had to eat food like three weeks
or something. I don't know. I don't trust anything, I said,
I recounting.
Speaker 4: Fucking doctor, if you haven't eaten. But I think the
way I received it was you think I got a
bunch of meat on my bones?
Speaker 2: Lady?
Speaker 5: She kind of was like, oh, you're fine.
Speaker 8: If you were skinny, i'd be worried, but you're good,
go home, And this is just the plague of the woman.
But I was like, how dare you say that I'm
not gonna die from not eating for six days?
Speaker 2: Tell me I'm gonna die?
Speaker 5: Yeah, tell me?
Speaker 1: I say I'm deader is just hiding up behind the door.
Speaker 5: He's the most toxic reaction. I was so sick. I
was like, my body looks incredible.
Speaker 4: I would not get I don't approve of this, but yeah,
that was like my terrible experience.
Speaker 5: After six days, I had some saltines and I was back, baby,
But I I still and I don't know again, but like,
I think it could have been like some kind of
mac and cheese ball situation. And I do think that
mac and cheese has a special consistency that might lend
itself to food born illness. There's just something about like
it's just gooey. It's like half warm, half cool. Anything
can be in that goo.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't know it if there was like a fingernail
in there, because you're just kind of like gulping the
whole ball at once. So I just think it lends
itself to something you can hide gross stuff in.
Speaker 3: I really wonder if it's if I'm gonna shake this like,
because it's I could think about eating a steak right
now or peanut butter sandwich and be fine, but mac
and cheese I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, oh god, no, mac and cheese is going to
be a tough one, and I agree with what Mike
was saying. When you have a physical reaction to food mentally,
that can harm you.
Speaker 5: For years. I puked my guts out on my sixteenth
birthday because I ate a whole rack of ribs. People
said I couldn't do it, and I did it, and
then I puked that shit out. And now I couldn't
have ribs for like five years.
Speaker 4: Oh, everyone said the ball, Yeah, the.
Speaker 5: Ball you ever did see? I couldn't eat ribs for
like five years.
Speaker 4: I can eat ribs now, but I had a visceral
reaction to to like smoky barbecue sauce for years.
Speaker 3: Like I'm feeling like even just thinking about the maca
cheese right now, my stomach is.
Speaker 1: Stop thinking about it cheese.
Speaker 2: Maybe I will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am planning on like January, like okay, I
gotta actually start getting ready for the training for the
marathon stuff.
Speaker 2: So like I am seeing this, It's.
Speaker 3: Like, all right, I've got like a week left, a
week and a half to eat like an asshole, drink
and stuff, and then I might get pretty serious about it.
But for the holidays.
Speaker 5: My body is really starting to go away. So I'm
thinking in two weeks might give up.
Speaker 2: Look, I've got a big resolution guy. I forgot about
that yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not New Year's resolution guy, but Traveling Smiths're
hosting a New Year's party all that stuff, you know, so,
oh god, I've also getting this thing. You get it
with the food poisoning, where like you wake up just
covered in sweat and like.
Speaker 2: It's colder, like fever.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because like bank walked, can we sleep with
the door open out to the outside and it's like
six degrees outside wind chills, you know, cool, So it's
like we keep it cold as fuck in the room.
But like she'll walk in and be like, oh my god,
it's so cold, and I'll be like covered in sweat.
I assume that, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Had a fever, bud, Yeah, yeah, for sure you.
Speaker 1: Should tell The sweat is like often when the fever
breaks for a bit, like I always could.
Speaker 5: My mom always said, but I don't. She won the doctor.
Speaker 4: But every time I go I broke my sweat, she'd
be like, oh, good, you broke your fever.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: I don't know why that that made me feel.
Speaker 1: Better that she said that, because your body is like
I don't know, I imagine it. You'd be your body like,
oh there's nothing left we need to kill by overheating
you so.
Speaker 3: Well, I keep getting that feeling too, like after like
these were like violent, loud puking sessions where I'm just
like just it was crazy, and then and it feels
like it was coming like out of my heart. It
felt like like it was wretching like my heart and esophagus,
like it was painful. And then afterwards, once it was
all out of me, I would just like kind of
almost collapse like next to the toilet and I would
just be sweaty and light headed. And that's the few
times I would be able to get some sleep. Is
right after a puke, I would.
Speaker 2: Lay down in my body.
Speaker 1: I was like God like yeah, yeah, broken battered bodies,
broken souls?
Speaker 2: Is that the wrestling term? That's something you heard once
that it's stuck with you.
Speaker 1: It's the coolest thing I've ever heard. What was that
was that announcer Jim Ross thing? Yeah, Jim Ross. Yeah,
he's like battered bodies, broken souls. Like that's why have
I not been watching wrestling my whole life? It's like
Joy Shakespeare, Yeah, are you unless there's any more to
add for the food poisoning.
Speaker 3: I mean, like I said, I'm grumbling, So just leave
the room without saying anything. It's all all back.
Speaker 1: All thirty thousand listeners will know why you left now,
so you set it up correct.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Uh, speaking of wrestling, though, Dan, I sent you the
other day, I'm enjoying watching videos of this Stephen Flow
character in Chicago. Right, he's a He's just a grunge
theme wrestler in apparently Chicago area. And yeah, his theme
song is just even Flow. But it's not just that
they replaced even Flow in the chorus with Stephen Flow.
The song is just them saying Steven Flow over and
over to the rhythm flo. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 3: I can always tell when something breaks out of wrestling
nerddom and goes into the mainstream through like some about
a billion people are like, yeah, I'm gonna text the
wrestling guy. Yep, yeah that yep, Steven Flows.
Speaker 7: One.
Speaker 3: There's the pizza Luigi Primo guy a couple of years ago,
like made a pizza.
Speaker 2: Well, uh yeah he killed the guy. Yeah, oh gotcha,
yeah yeah sick. Yeah yeah. Steven Flow definitely broke out
of that mold good for him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is he is that like an indie circuit he's in?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, he's not like a guy that you
would see on I mean maybe there's.
Speaker 1: A whole dude whose theme is just an orange in
my hands are my pocket because I saw wet hot
American summer. So like if he can raise a legit superstar,
he's he's very acrobatic. Is he still doing stuff?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, of course. Yeah, he's the coolest person I've
ever laid eyes on.
Speaker 2: He's very good.
Speaker 1: What else is New Holidays time? New Year's Dan, you're
doing your annual New Year's Eve party?
Speaker 2: Yep? Doing that?
Speaker 3: Got a bunch people coming over for that. Do you
have Dad's coming up? You can make it out of
the hotel for that?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Yeah? Any updates on that?
Speaker 3: We were all asking him frequently for updates, and so
I'll update you when something happens.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's no.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's still in the hotel.
Speaker 2: Just in the hotel, okay, yep, Yeah, that's just going
to be his home.
Speaker 3: Apparently he had like a realtor visit, planned to look
at some stuff, and then he canceled the last second
because he said he was too busy. But he doesn't
have a job and doesn't leave the hotels, so I
don't know what the hell that means.
Speaker 1: So uh, oh, your dad canceled because he was too busy.
Speaker 2: That's real. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, so we're all, yeah, yeah,
it's funny.
Speaker 3: I've told this story on on you know, giant bombing
here and stuff, and see comments some people like this
seems like concerning. You should like It's like, yeah, like
the version you get on the podcast is like, oh,
so here's this weird thing that we're dealing with. Of course,
in real life it's like no real ass conversations about
like do we need to like talk to him then?
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you guys gonna have like a intervention? I mean,
but it's about not having a house.
Speaker 3: We're wait to see if he figures him out. I'm
checking in on him all the time, others are checking
in on him all the time. We're not getting much
from him, but yeah, they're very real concern and so
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: I'm fine. I'll figured out.
Speaker 3: I'll get serious aout of two and I'll get seriou
It's like, oh man, I just uh it's it's tough.
Speaker 2: It is tough.
Speaker 4: Parents are tough, you know, because like their full ass
grown adults, and parents probably at no point like the
idea that as their children grow up, the children start
looking at the parent and being like, are you okay.
Speaker 5: And the parents like, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 4: I fed you, I housed you, I took care of
you during your stupidest moments, and now you have the
audacity to ask me how long this milk has.
Speaker 5: Been in the fridge. Get out of here.
Speaker 4: This is a common thing that I think most people
experience with their parents, because there is that point of
time when you start saying, well, you're getting a little
older now, and I am a little worried about you
leaving the oven on, you know, or like whatever. It
is that parents each have their own unique foibles that
make you a little worried. I have that with my
My dad started doing this weird sleep walking thing at
one stage in his life where he he fell down
the stairs in the middle of the night and he
doesn't remember it. So he woke up and must have
been walking around and made it to the stairs and
fell down them.
Speaker 5: And so it was a huge deal and he was
like I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I know when I'm walking downstairs and it's like, you,
absolutely the fuck do not because you fell down the stairs.
And he just relocated to a house with no stairs.
He calls it the final move, if you know what
I mean. And now he doesn't have any stairs, he
has to worry about it anymore. So he solved it
on his own.
Speaker 5: He didn't need me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I sleepwalk a lot. Yeah, maybe you should not.
We talked about this before.
Speaker 5: On the fourth floor of a building.
Speaker 1: Yet I'd have to get that's true. I would have
to there's a fire escape right out back of our bedroom.
I would have to get through a door first. I
don't know if I could do that in my sleep,
although I do a lot of specific stuff when i'm sleepwalking.
But I think I've figured it out. You've seen our apartment.
I think our bedroom is a bit bigger than it
needs to be. It's so big we're gonna add stuff
to it later, because like way back in the day,
it used to be a separate apartment that they busted
out the middle and made them, you know, condos, whatever
you want to call it. I think the room is
so big that when I wake up in the middle
of the night from dreaming, I see shit happening on
the other side of the room, like shadows moving, because
it's so far away that I then freak out and
think there's people in my room, in our room, and
then I turn lights on and like run out to
the living room. Sometimes that happens like on a maybe
weekly basis. Really yeah, and I'm The funny thing is,
I'm usually fairly conscious, like I'm there. It slowly dawns
on me that I'm doing something weird.
Speaker 2: So it's not like a sleep paralysis thing. It's not
like you wake up you can't.
Speaker 7: Move and.
Speaker 2: Over the place, you can't do you No, I thought
about just firing off rounds left and right. No I don't.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like Dan's father, like we joked in
but I am worried about you. I'm worried about Amanda
most of all.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would ever, cause again, I'm there.
It's not like it's completely or unconscious stuff. It's I'm
sort of present. I just need it's usually either Amanda
or me, who's like, wait a minute, what am I doing?
And I'm kind of embarrassed, so I go back to
the bedroom like I knew what I was doing. I
was in the first place. Yeah, it's a bit, go
back to sleep.
Speaker 2: It's four. It's a bit.
Speaker 1: That's the witching hour or or the place is haunted
and I'm actually onto something.
Speaker 2: You need to get a gun.
Speaker 1: The ghosts are gaslighting me. I need a ghost gun.
It's that level from Future perfect where you have the
ghost gun and the real gun.
Speaker 2: Oh, it'd be so fun to be a ghost. Would
love to be a ghost. Yeah, it would be really good.
Speaker 5: Sure has guns instead.
Speaker 2: Of yeah the steel Yeah, a separate gun, right.
Speaker 5: Gun for ghosts, but you actually shoot. Yeah, the neighbors
the ghost gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish it could be a ghost, just like
I wish I could just go like flip a switch
and just be a ghost when I want to, and
then go back to just being a guy.
Speaker 1: Go to John Drake's house and funk with him.
Speaker 3: I do go to John Drake first and foremost when
I think of just working with someone like he being
a ghost fucking with John Drake.
Speaker 2: That's a sitcom.
Speaker 1: If you die, or I mean when you die, yeah,
I absolutely you will be a ghost.
Speaker 2: I have no doubt about it.
Speaker 1: You have too much fun resolved back here on Earth
that one lifetime cannot contain that, You'll be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just farting pooping.
Speaker 1: And everybody's underwear to convince them that they ship their pants.
Speaker 2: Poop transparent just turns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're can mean a separate ghost toilet and ghost
bidet ghost toilet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, curly hates of Heaven. You will never see that.
Speaker 2: Peter's like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 2: Come on, you go to the gates. They're like, we
don't want to.
Speaker 5: I don't by requirements. Yeah, place wants to.
Speaker 1: Have no after life will take him. Yeah, ghost on Earth.
He's too bad ass for Hell and too too chaotic
for Heaven.
Speaker 4: Too bad ass for Hell, Satan says all the time. Yeah, sorry, Bud,
but you're just a little too bad ass for Hell.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get that tattoo across my belly button like
a gothic font for Hell.
Speaker 2: Number four the god get my way out, too bad
ass for Hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funk my way out of Heaven. Shat my way
out of Hell. Yeah, we got, we got, we gotta.
Someone's I hope someone's writing down these bumper stickers because
we got a lot of Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta get in that bumper sticker business. We
had that idea.
Speaker 1: Funcked my way out of heaven the angels. It ran
trained through all the angels. Then I got bored.
Speaker 5: Get him out of here.
Speaker 2: Cribs at night.
Speaker 5: If you if you hear a soft fart in your crib,
know that it was us.
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about video games? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: Oh god, she's got the hell. Yeah, God, God, I'm
just gonna start hurling. God, oh Mary, that's cool, that's
so mean.
Speaker 5: Look at how gooey. There's a clear hole.
Speaker 2: So fucked up.
Speaker 1: It's discussing me and I didn't just hurl my insides
out from Okay, we gotta stop.
Speaker 2: He's gonna puke.
Speaker 1: No, no, this is actually I can't tell this is
funny or fucked up. Yeah, all right, let's come back.
Let's go all right. If you're just joining on the yeah, alright, okay.
Speaker 2: We'd been back.
Speaker 1: If you're not watching the video version, Mary has donned
the aforementioned macaroni sweatshirt. And it's even through these like cameras.
It's real detailed. It's like they put a Night Seen
twenty by ten eighty jpeg onto a hoodie. God, uh,
it's it's and Dan's got a thing over his face
because you can't look at this is kind of fucked up.
Speaker 2: That is I'm not kidding. That is making my stomach.
Speaker 1: It's really really delay.
Speaker 5: Do you need to change out of it?
Speaker 7: Dan?
Speaker 2: No, I'm a big boy. No, I'm a big boy.
Make me sick.
Speaker 4: It is a gross sweater, like I think it really
it's gone out of its way, Like how look how
shiny they made all the cheese?
Speaker 3: Sure didn't they? I don't show us your pits, pitt
macaroni and cheese. About to say macari heard me, but
it's been attacking me for a year now.
Speaker 2: But they got nude.
Speaker 1: Beaches oh before Yeah, the French babes don't shave their pits.
Line just made me, uh reminded me? Have I told
you guys, we're watching through all the James Bond movies,
like I got the Blu Ray collection finally.
Speaker 5: Why would that make you think of that?
Speaker 1: Uh? French babes, I don't know. All the women are
just items like objects.
Speaker 5: That's just such a clear line from Home Alone and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I said that, and then you did a
home Alone line. But then I heard about French babes
not shaving the pits. It reminded me of all the
women in bikinis and James Bond And I haven't told
you we're rewatching these.
Speaker 2: Have you seen like the early all of them.
Speaker 3: I've only seen like the Brasen and like half the
craig Ones. You got to stop doing that.
Speaker 2: Mary sucks.
Speaker 5: If wait with this, it looks like I'm putting my
hand in in a noodle.
Speaker 1: That's okay, hear me out.
Speaker 5: That's how you get out of heaven.
Speaker 1: Bad for the camera probably, but anyway, I don't. Yeah,
we watched Doctor No and From Russia with Love. It's
crazy how slow these movies were.
Speaker 3: That's why I struggled to go back because I was like,
you know, I love Golden Eye on the Bras and
Ones and st Up and I was like, oh, I've
heard Connor is the best. And I saw like gold
Finger and I was like, okay, I appreciate that, like
oh that's where doctor Evil comes from or whatever, but
like it wasn't like that was.
Speaker 2: Like Russia would love. Oh okay, well what about one?
Speaker 3: You could see a million like you know, references and
Simpsons bits and stuff that came from these movies.
Speaker 2: But it's like I didn't find it like super exciting.
Speaker 1: You know, I always forget that Robert Shaw was the
Russian the Specter assassin trained to kill him too, which
is just funny seeing him when he's not Quint Jaws.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh yeah, we're rewatching them. It's like Doctor No.
The first movie.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, it was slow, really, and then out of nowhere,
someone gets burned alive and you watch the whole thing.
It's it's a very weirdly paced series. And then of course,
like even like Pierce Brasen era, they they upped the
action a lot.
Speaker 2: They went from being these like.
Speaker 1: Merely these spy thrillers with some kind of shitty action
sequences to all of a sudden, the most finely choreographed
fight scenes in any movies ever with Daniel Craig. The
Pierce Brosn't set pieces gets crazier and crazier, and then
til he's fucking driving a Lamborghini through an ice palace.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in top of a car invisible car.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I thought it was a Lamborghini,
but anyway, we're playing those.
Speaker 2: Speaking of.
Speaker 1: Old movies, I've been playing Indie in Indiana Jones and
the Great.
Speaker 5: Show so nice.
Speaker 2: Yes, what do you think?
Speaker 1: I just got to Giza, the second big area. I
like it a lot, However, I don't think I'm could
finish it. It just made me want to re download
all the Dishonored games.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: I love that Machine Games went this route and did
not feel the need to just make a shooter. I
have not fired my gun once and I'm in like
a or seven hours in Because there's like the interstitial stuff.
I think the moment to moment gameplay is pretty clunky,
especially like some of the platforming stuff you're doing. It's
not heavy platforming, but when you're going up certain ledges
just doesn't feel great. I also think I love scouring
the environment and the environmental storytelling. That's why I'm playing it,
and the main story is actually has me pretty hooked.
I think it's done a good job of that. But
there's just something like after I've crouch walked through my
for my sixth hour and I'm just bonking Nazis over
the head with any number of items, which is fun.
The novelty has worn off, sure, and it just made
me want to play Dishonored, in which any within any
given five minutes, I could warp to someone in like
inhabit their body, go kill their friend, and then jump
off a ledge as them, and then go back to
my body. There's yeah, and it's it's unfair to just
I'm not like outright comparing them, but obviously there's some
immersive sim inspiration in Indy. I it has led me
to replay Dishonored, and those games are still really fucking good.
I'm playing the first one's definitive edition on PS five.
I think it's a PS four game, but I'm playing
it on PS five.
Speaker 3: I think it's just interesting that it even took that
approach to it. I like, I think Indy is more
interesting than it had any right to be, or that
I think anybody could have recentably expected it to be.
I do share some of the planes, Like, I think
a lot of the strengths are in the presentation, the
way they use the license, some of the exploration stuff,
like really doing like Indiana doing shit throughout the game.
But like, yeah, clunky is a good word for a
lot of the stuff. And I'm with you on like
you know, it is very fun to sneak up on
these Nazis and just beat the shit out of them
with a frying pan. But you do that like fifty
sixty seventy times, you know. And I did get to
a point where I think I stopped playing it. I
think I'm done with it. It's still in my top
ten of the year. I liked a lot, but I
got to a point. Slight spoilers here, mostly gameplay or
if anybody wants to mute or anything. Yeah, I got
the point.
Speaker 1: Where it's like, yeah, I like, oh, yeah, we have
people listening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yah, we're recording this. Yeah yeah, yeah. I saw
that the game was like, you know, twelve fourteen hours long.
It looks like I had like maybe two or three
hours left in the game. And its basically this thing
where it's like you take a boat up to a
pyramid and you have to get inside the pyramid, and
to do it, you have to like go underwater, and
there's just a big ass snake, like a giant like anaconda,
and you know, it's a go indie he hates yeah,
and this is like the biggest snake you've ever seen,
and it's like a I hate underwater sequences and I
hate stealth sequences, and I hate especially hate stell sequences
where it's like insta fail if you get caught, and
so it's like it's all of these things doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it keeps.
Speaker 3: Going for a while because I was like, you know what,
I'm enjoying this game. I've died like ten times through
some horse shit here. I'll keep trying. I'll keep trying,
and then it would just keep going and I'd be like,
all right, I just got to get past this part.
I'm sure I'll be on solid ground soon. I don't
have to worry about this fucking snake And it's just
like I probably died like twenty times, and it's just
like you're just swimming through stuff. It's kind of hard
to see things and keep track of where you're going,
and then all of a sudden you see this like
red ring pop up Snakey Too makes the same music
stinger every time back at the beginning. I just got
to that point where it's like, you know what, I
think I've seen what this game does. I think I
appreciate it for what it does, and I can definitely
speak to it. I've probably played eighty plus percent of
the game. At this point, I think I'm good. So
I did stop playing, and it's just like that sequence
was rough for me. I did not enjoy that at all.
But I also still have an overall, you know, very
positive feeling about that game, but.
Speaker 4: Just didn't So you quit because of a snake, which
is pretty sertificant in a twelve to fourteen hour game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I kind of was at the point
anyway where I was ready to just kind of get
to the end, you know, because it was like I
was going on this pyramid. I was like, all right,
there's just I can see what's gonna happen here. There's
gonna be a bunch of puzzles and stuff, and I've
done a ton of them in this game already. They're fine,
you know, they're good. So I was ready to be
done anyway. And I think just that being a very
annoying sequence. If I was loving the game and I
wanted to keep going forever, I wouldn't have let the
sequence stop me. I would have pushed through it. But
it's like, this is just great, I'm good, I'll move
on to something else.
Speaker 1: Is that like the In terms of big areas, there's
the Vatican there's Giza.
Speaker 3: What's after that, Oh, the the Himalayas, the like snowy area,
which is that's a really cool area. It's not it's
not like a super long open thing, but it's a
it's a cool set piece area.
Speaker 1: And all back to the beginning of Raiders, he's in
the mountains when he sees what's her name the bartender right.
Speaker 3: All right, right in the fire and all that stuff. Yeah,
it's like yeah, and then it's like, I'm going to
say this perfectly pronunciated. It's like Suku Thai or something.
I think it's I don't know if it's like Thailand
or Shanghai or something. It's just like it's a jungle
boat going around snakes. Sounds more like village kind of
looks like, you know, like Pocalypse now when they get
to those villages near the end. But yeah, just going
down the river and then you get to a pyramid
and stuff.
Speaker 5: So such a beautiful movie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but yeah, great game. But I was I
was ready to be done by the end.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, I mean good game pass game.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a really good game pass game for sure.
Speaker 5: Pick the wrong month to quick game pass.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, yeah, there's other stuff real buck.
Astro has a Christmas level that's out and it's it's
pretty substantial. It utilizes Yeah, it's it's really cute. It's
obviously just superfessedive and there's just some million little jingle
bills and stuff that you can spin through and send
flying everywhere. There's like seven new bots to get from
different PlayStation games. There's like fifteen presents to find, and
then you have access to all of the different like
here's the frog box and gloves, here's the shrink power here,
So like you can go around and utilize all that
stuff in this one big like festive Wonderland level, big
Christmas tree, that big jolly thing with a face, and
it's it's everything you would want an Astro Christmas level
to be. What playing Oh Gex and Kroc and Tamba
GaX isn't in the base game? No, no X, Kroc, Tamba.
I think there might be a hell Diver in there.
I'm not sure what is from Tamba.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's what's per rap of the Wrapper from?
Speaker 5: I thought you guys were just making up words.
Speaker 3: What's Donkey Kong from Mario? I guess technically Mario is
from Donkey Kong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do I know more about Mario than Dan does?
Speaker 2: Yeah, rubbing her macaroni jpeg.
Speaker 1: Well that's fun.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: Are they like, is there a roadmap out? Are they
going to continue pushing stuff out DLC wise.
Speaker 2: For a while?
Speaker 3: I think the only thing they really announced early on
was that they were going to do the speed run levels,
and then I didn't know until I saw the team,
the Temasobie team at the Game Awards and they told
me like, by the way, there's Christmas level coming out,
and I figure, like the next day or something, it
was out. So I don't think they're announcing stuff like
very far ahead of time, you know. Okay, I hope
they do more. I mean, I just I want a
sequel at this point. I very much want that. But yeah,
I'll take anything I can get with that game.
Speaker 2: It's a fun game.
Speaker 4: It's great that they're continuing to update it too, especially
from all the hype from winning Game of the Year
and congrats to them for taking home.
Speaker 5: The big prize, you know.
Speaker 4: I mean, Game of the Year is still quite coveted,
and it's cool to see a team that I think.
Speaker 5: I think it's a nice Cinderella story.
Speaker 4: Considering that as a team originally was like, we're playing
with tech for the PlayStation, and we're just an internal
team that wants to have fun with this sick ass controllers,
So we're gonna have a lot of fun here. But
they made a game that was so smooth and so
polished and fun that it ended up being their gody.
Speaker 5: I just think that's great. It's so good for them.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: I think it's fantastic, And you know how I feel
about that game, So to see any success or praise
go its way, I love seeing so very I think.
Speaker 5: That's great, so good for them.
Speaker 4: I looked as forward to seeing what like the next
thing they have in store, because I think maybe now
that they've made a full fledged Astrobot with all the
bells and whistles, will they branch out and make something.
Speaker 5: New is what I'd be interested in.
Speaker 3: I think what I want, and I think would probably
be likely considering the success is an Astrobot sequel, And
I think that since this was the big everything about
this story and the way it ended and all the
bots was so PlayStation nostallger centric, I would think that
the sequel, you know, Okay, well, we've done the PlayStation,
you know, Bonanza, Let's just have Astrobot to have his
own adventure that's not necessarily as super tight, like maybe
still flies around the controller stuff like that, but like
maybe not collecting one hundred and seventy PlayStation characters or
stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know. I'm interested in whatever they
do next.
Speaker 1: I want it would be great to have an equivalent
of Astrobot for like every major publisher. Nintendo does that
stuff all the time, but like, yeah, it'd be cool
to have like an Xbox thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, you got Halo, you got Gears,
like a bunch of Forts of Cars. I mean, you
can do the deep cuts and stuff. There's all the
like originally Blood Wake and you know, Crimson Skies and stuff,
but like it's not as like mascot heavy. I guess
you could do like Abe's Odyssey and stuff. But yeah, yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 1: They were always trying to go like more mature sort
of from the beginning with their post racing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's a master tat from day one, you.
Speaker 1: Know, just every place from Flight Simulator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there with their little robot butts shaken yeah,
they're trying to make them as cute as humanly possible,
but it's just all like animatronic items.
Speaker 1: That Ox got cake.
Speaker 5: I've been playing Bollionaire. Have you heard of this game?
Speaker 2: I know if that was a ty no, I have not.
I put it in all cats so that.
Speaker 5: It would be clear.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I found out about this because the developer who
made Blatro tweeted that he was playing it and he
was like, this is a great game, and I hope
more people hear about it. And there was something about
the trailer that I saw that I thought kind of
had Bilatro type mechanics where you're building a deck per se.
But Bollionaire is not a card game. It is a
plinko game. I don't know if that's actually what you call.
Speaker 3: It, but where you drop the ball, but you're not
like picking where you drop it. It always comes from
the same center thing.
Speaker 4: The ball always hits the top of a triangle. And
then your deck is all the different things you put
in the triangle that your ball can hit, and if
it hits it, you make money and you have to
solve for how much money you make each round. I
think you get five ball drops and the first round
it's like, hey, you need to make five hundred dollars,
and so every time you dink something, maybe you get
five bucks, maybe you get twenty. Hopefully you can make
something where it just keeps hitting the same clinker multiple times,
and so you end up making like three or four
hundred dollars off of one ball drop. But the amount
that you have to make adds very quickly, and so
by like the fourth or fifth round, you have to
make one hundred thousand dollars. And so it's all about
building your Plinko deck to make sure that the balls
are hitting something that actually adds to the other things
that you've added. And that sounds very complicated, So let
me give you an example, because this is how I
did it. I learned that each time you finish a ball,
it lets you add another Plinko into your triangle.
Speaker 5: You get to pick something.
Speaker 4: So maybe it's a tree that every time you hit
it it makes you money, but the tree gains currency
each day.
Speaker 5: It grows like an actual tree.
Speaker 4: And so if you survive today twenty in this game,
now it's now it's like worth hundreds of dollars every
time you plink it there's other ones I think are
really fascinating because they interact with other plinkos. So there's
one that lets you every time if you touch it,
it takes it with it. It like basically like it
carries it on its back. And now you have an
item with you. And if you touch another one while
you're carrying the thing that you were carrying, sorry, it
makes a second. It makes a second Plinko ball, So
now you have multi ball. I know this sounds kind
of weird, but it's all themed as it is silly looking,
and I will say it's like rudimentary like in the
UI and the design of the menu is like this,
this was made by one person.
Speaker 5: This is like clearly like UI art, but it's it's fine.
It gets the job done.
Speaker 4: What I enjoyed the most was finding commonalities between different plinkos.
An example would be that I found that if you
carry a cash register and then you hit an item
while you were carrying a cash register, you release a coin,
which is essentially another plinko, and the coins would make
money if you could but get them at a piggy bank,
and the piggy banks would accrew money over time, and
so by the end of this game, and the reason
I ended up winning this game was because I had
so many goddamn coins in my piggy bank. My piggy
banks were giving me twenty thousand dollars per round, and
so I was rich as fuck because of these piggy banks.
But took me like seven or eight goes at this
game to discover all of these connections between the plinkos
and actually and actually.
Speaker 5: Getting it done.
Speaker 3: I think that that I could tell that was going
to be the case is that you have to like
play it, you know, get through a few runs for
to click, because like I was playing it on a
plane and it was just you know, I'm playing.
Speaker 2: I just like turn my brain off.
Speaker 5: And sure it is a very turn off game, like
you can just plank.
Speaker 3: Away once you learn it, because like when I was
starting it on a plane, it was very much like,
all right, the block of cheese does this and these
if I hit it from underneath, this does this and
stuff and everything like this seems cool, but I just
don't want to think it all on this flight, and
so I just love the Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 5: But that's funny.
Speaker 2: Curious to play more of Baillionaire, I did like the
whole vibe of it.
Speaker 4: I encourage you to play it another round and like
play around with the idea that like, uh, because it's
a triangle and because the ball drops in the same
spot each way, your's like my main hint, the very
top of the triangle is your juice. If you put
something there that your ball will now carry, you are guaranteed.
Speaker 5: To make multi ball. If that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Okay, you can game the system a little bit by saying, Hey,
the top of my triangle is going to be a chicken,
and every time you hit it, it's going to release eggs,
and then the eggs will become food, and then the
food will become my main income for that round. And
it's I think it's fun. I do not think that
this is of blatro status. The Bolotro dev tweeted it,
and I was like, oh shit, If Bolotro loved it,
this must be a fucking banger. I think it's a
fun way to waste some time. I don't think this
is an expensive game. You can tell this is a
kind of single dev situation. But for people who are
Plinko fans, if you are like, hey, I just kind
of want to connect weird components in a Plinko machine.
Speaker 2: This is for you.
Speaker 4: I think this is a fun game to waste some
time and play around with, but again rudimentary, especially the
menu design. The text is weirdly small, and I found
that I had to like look like an old grandma
where I was like what does that say? And I
was like kind of trying to zoom in on the game.
But it was a delightful game that I played throughout
my Game Awards prots. When I wasn't working or attending
the Game wards. I played this in my hotel room.
It took me about seven tries to beat it. I've
played it about I've done about fifteen rounds, maybe twenty now,
and I've I've beat it three times now that i've
not I've solved how to make money. So yeah, I
think it's fun. I actually think it was a cute game,
but definitely a more simple experience.
Speaker 3: Kind of reminds me of like almost like that Peglin
you know, where it's like, Okay, here's you know, we
take a couple ideas from other games and it's kind
of a low production thing, but it's you know, a fun.
Speaker 2: Hook to it.
Speaker 4: It's a good like a good indie dev situation where
you're like, this is a good concept, and I can
see why it has legs.
Speaker 5: Is everything are all the bells and whistles?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 5: No, But you can understand the game, and I think
you can have fun with it.
Speaker 4: And I absolutely agree with you because I was one
hundred percent hooked on Peglin. I think Peglin is a
fantastic I think Peglin is better than this game in
the sense that it's got like those RPG mechanics and you're.
Speaker 5: Like growing your character over time.
Speaker 4: Like I'm a huge Peglin advocate, but I think Ballionaire
is just an easy way to like spend an hour
and play around with these building mechanics. If you have
the right things together, crazy shit happens, and it's fun
to watch balls drop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh right and timely.
Speaker 5: That's right. I've got the perfect New Year game.
Speaker 3: It's a Ballionaire to everyone do that at midnight and years,
I'm canceling the party.
Speaker 5: Ball drop your balls all at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I don't have a I've been playing a lot more metaphor,
I don't have a ton more to say that I
didn't during our Game of Year episode. Uh my my uh,
criticis not criticism, my praise for how often it shakes
up its own structure and pacing that stands. In fact,
I honestly think this game like raises the bar pretty
substantially for like long form Japanese role playing games.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's every big dungeon I get to, it's like a
whole new like consideration and prep that I have to do.
And then I'm also just really enjoying the more archetypes
classes I on lock. Combining all those it's a it's
a great game. I still am liking it a lot.
Speaker 5: I'm glad, and then I'm still liking it. How far
in it are you? Just for context, because it's not a.
Speaker 1: S game, No, I want to say, I don't know
that our count it's got to be at least fifty.
I'm fourth major Dune, fifth major dungeon Palace whatever you
want to call them dungeon. So I'm far in and
I've got you know, I've got you know, more party
members than I can put in one party. But it's
a yeah, enjoying it quite a bit.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then only other thing I have played Warhammer Three's
newest dlc omens of destruction and it's fun. They they
reworked some factions. I won't go into super detail. Oh
I thought, Dan left to go it rose for a
second puke or something?
Speaker 5: Is this about the mac and cheese?
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna turn off Mary's camera here soon.
Speaker 1: Yep. But yeah, No, Warhammer Three's good streak of DLC
is ongoing after that clusterfuck. That was a shadows of
change about a year and a half ago. Dan, you've
been playing Marvel Rivals, which is surprising.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean I normally wouldn't have Well, right,
I had the same thought. No, we did it for
a stream.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: That's a great thing about I've heard good things to
be clear.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I have to.
Speaker 5: But I just it's not a this podcast game, right, It's.
Speaker 3: Part of what's fun about, you know, working in like
Giant Bomb for a living, because like I might get
exposed to stuff I would never seek out myself. And
it's like we decided to do a stream of it,
like a big multiplayer one, like sure, all I'll hop
in and skeptical at first because like I'm not even
a huge like Overwatch guy, Like I liked it for
like fifty hours when it first came out, but I
haven't really thought about hero shooters since then, and I
don't give a fuck about Marvel, So it's like this
doesn't sound like something for me at all. And it's
not like I'm gonna go nuts and play this like
I play cod all the time or anything, But like,
I really did appreciate what it's doing. I think there
were a lot of like really fun powers that all
the different characters had, and it made me realize that, Like,
it made me think a lot about hero shooters in
twenty twenty four going into twenty twenty five, because obviously
with Concord this year being that big story and the
failure there and a lot of what you heard was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, hero shooters.
Speaker 3: This was started developing when hero shooters were supposed to
be the next big thing, and now it's just there's
not that appetite for it. But that failed and people
are really liking Marvel Rivals. So is it maybe just that, like, Okay,
they made a good one of these. It's free to
play and has a bunch of recognizable ip with Marvel,
like they just kind of did it right, Whereas Concord
was like a new ip no one knew, and then
they like charged for it. So maybe it was just
it's not that people won't give a hero shooter a
shot nowadays, it's that just the whole launch of that
was bungled. You know, the whole marketing was very bad
of that game. So yeah, con Card did not have
much of an identity.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like Marvel Rivals, No, Marvel Overwatch, Like that's an
easy sell and then it's free to play. You can
picture a lot of people it's been like, yeah, I'll
give it a shot, whereas like Concord's like, here's this
thing you've never really heard of and you don't know
what it is or how it stands out.
Speaker 2: Also give us forty dollars to try it. It's like,
that's such a harder cell.
Speaker 4: It's ampossible sell when Overwatch is there. And I think, like, ultimately,
I actually think Overwatch is the bigger killer because Overwatch
people have had lots of time to hear about it
and learn about it, and it's free.
Speaker 5: So how are you comp You can't compete?
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, And yeah, I guess I was just surprised
by how much fun I had with it, you know,
finding your character where it's gonna You start with like
punish crews, a very simple just kind of like shooting
like Soldier seventy six type guy, and then I saw,
you know, I would fight like some Iron Man on
the other team and see them flying around shooting lasers
and stuff, and it's like, oh, that looks fun.
Speaker 2: I realized I was really good with Ironman. So it's okay.
I think I found my guy.
Speaker 3: That's really fun. But again, probably not gonna, you know,
put fifty one hundred hours into it. But you know,
if we did another stream on Giant Blomb or something,
I would happily jump in and not be skeptical because
it turns out it's actually quite fun.
Speaker 5: I feel like everybody's sharing the Shark guy. I don't
know who that is.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the deal with that dude is.
Speaker 5: Everybody likes that shark guy or likes to hate that
shark guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know's I see him in a lot of matches.
Nicky Grayson was the shark on our team and ate
me and Minati and barfed us off of a cliff
and killed us accidentally.
Speaker 2: So that's cool.
Speaker 5: It can do that pretty that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, barfed you up like back and cheese.
Speaker 5: When I play uh.
Speaker 4: When when I play Yoshi Uh in the competitive I
always try and swallow people and poop them out over
the ledge as an egg.
Speaker 2: It's a classic yep, yep.
Speaker 5: It's my only move. So once they find out that
that's my move and I'm I'm in deep shit.
Speaker 3: Mine is DKA and I grabbed them and I just
like walk off the edge and I just like drag
them to their doom along with me.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm a shark girl too. Then I just like
to I usually learn one.
Speaker 4: Move and then I say, once you guys figure me out,
there's a short chess match.
Speaker 2: I have one move. It's kind of your thing, so
we better get used to it. Yeah, no, thumbs up,
it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad Mary you're playing Rocket League again. And hell
Divers too, well, you probably never stopped, but you wrote
them down this time, so it must be substantial.
Speaker 5: They're connected.
Speaker 4: So when Game Awards happened, Hell Divers had an update
and the update was a new faction, which we've been
waiting for for a long time.
Speaker 5: There's a bit of a war that is important.
Speaker 4: Yes, so they've been teasing this for a while, but
I think there already was an alien, so there's essentially
like there's bugs and robots, and then they would keep
teasing that something else was coming. Yes, laser stuff there
was like and it just kind of we never heard
anything for such a long time that I think it
kind of the the tension dissipated. It was just like whatever,
like release it or don't. Guys, like we're sick of
these laser conversations. Like there's only so much you can
build on Reddit about this. So I think I ended
up kind of fading off a little bit. But the
Game Awards they revealed the new faction, which is sure aliens,
but like, let's be real, it's zombies, Like it's people
that are in a zombie state. Yeah, it's strange. And
the update was like out now, to which everyone freaks out.
I'm like, fuck, I'm mean I f yeah. I left
immediately from the Game Awards early and played this with
my buds. It was a wonderful resurgence of having an
excuse to play hell Divers with with people again and
play zombie mode. It is very different than the other
modes because zombies take in my opinion, a little bit
more bullets to put down, and they're fast, so you
have to constantly be running backwards while you're.
Speaker 5: Doing zombie mode.
Speaker 4: I think that you have to kind of almost a
completely different setup because I in bug mode. I would
really like fire breaker, incendiary or something that basically lights
them on fire.
Speaker 5: But because zombies have that extra bit of life, they.
Speaker 4: Essentially just run at you on fire, and that they
can light you on fire, so fires and is effective.
The best is just heavy bullet damage type guns or
something that would even do knock back so that you
can give yourself a little bit more space.
Speaker 5: So I had to completely change up what my build was.
Speaker 4: I essentially put everything into light armor that let me
run because you need to be able to be very fluid.
Speaker 2: I use a.
Speaker 4: Jetpack again because it's really fun to jet pack overboards
of zombies that are chasing after you.
Speaker 5: It's fun, you, guys, like I'm back in the hell.
Divers is a great fucking game.
Speaker 4: It is, absolutely, It's just really kind of reinvigorated my
love of playing games with other people and taking out
hordes of mass people, and I've been adoring it. We
played it until I don't know, like maybe like one
or two in the morning. As soon as I got
back and everyone was like, oh, it's going for.
Speaker 1: Me to go to bed.
Speaker 5: And everyone was like, okay, I'm going to bed, and
I kind of just hung out for a second as
I was like getting ready to sign off, and uh,
Peter Brown was like, you want to play Rocket League?
And I was like, oh, you son of a bitch.
And at like one thirty in.
Speaker 4: The morning, Peter and I booted up rocket League and
I played Rocket League for the first time in I
mean at least two years. And we played Rocket League
until four in the morning and I had I had
the best fucking time you guys, and we just kept
we just kept playing. At first, I was pretty shitty.
I forgot like you have to it's like riding a
bike like I was like, I think I remember. But
I couldn't fly, I couldn't defend very well. I wasn't
very good at like being goalie. And then after about
after about an hour and a half, I was fucking great.
Speaker 5: I was killing it. We were winning all of our matches.
And then right around four am, I started getting really bad.
Speaker 2: That happens.
Speaker 5: I had hit my peak.
Speaker 4: But what a fantastic experience to be able to play
Hell Divers and Rocket League again, which I actually think
are similar.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: They are all about teamwork and hanging out with your
buds and then just taking out the other team if
you can, but win or lose you were having a
good time. But they both allow for these moments of
absolute grandeur where like I am the reason that we won,
I personally saved the day. It will make you feel
like main character energy you are the hero in these games,
and I think that's why they both are such excellent
co op experiences. So playing them both in a night
was very meaningful to me, and I just had a blast.
We like, we've started a schedule to start doing them
again weekly and it's just it's great.
Speaker 5: So I'm back in on both. I think they're both
great games, but Hell Divers too.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 4: I think they removed the zombie faction, but they just
brought it back, so I believe you can.
Speaker 5: Play it right now.
Speaker 1: Nice gonna go back at some point when my brother
is overseas at the moment, but he was the one
I was playing with most, so when he gets back
and we're probably gonna dive in and no pun intended, and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still down to play it if you guys
want to play it.
Speaker 4: It's just a it's it's it's gody for me, Like,
it's just such a tremendous accomplishment of like every game,
I'm like, this is a movie and I might die,
and sometimes I do and sometimes I'm the greatest that
ever lived.
Speaker 5: It's great.
Speaker 1: Dan, What's Castlevania? Dominus collection?
Speaker 5: Keep doing this every time you even do game, I'm like,
what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: What are you talking to? Cassovnia Collection, Dominatrix Collection, Dominatrix,
What's Dominans.
Speaker 2: He's getting to it.
Speaker 4: It is the.
Speaker 2: It's the something.
Speaker 3: Cavana Lore, Yeah, donov It's Portrait of Ruin and Order
of Ecclesia. And the reason that this is so cool,
Like I love that the GBA Collection came out, you know,
a year or two ago, because those are great games.
But those are easy to play on a million different things.
You know, they're GBA games. They're not complicated, whereas like
DS three DS games. You can emulate those for sure,
you know, WEU games. It just takes a little bit
more because there's touch screen controls and you have to
do a lot of configuring, and it's just like it's
more of a pain in the ass. So to have
these all on like a one screen standard consoles with
like workarounds for you know, there's not a ton of
touch based stuff in these DS games, just enough to
make them a pain in the ass to emulate. So
they just really streamlined a lot of that stuff so
you're not having to like draw all these seals, you know,
when you need to break these blocks and stuff, there's
just ways to do it without having a fuck around
with too much.
Speaker 5: There is quality of life improvements.
Speaker 3: Totally, and you can do the rewind stuff, a lot
of like emulation type stuff. You just want to make
life easier for you. But then there's just stuff that
I didn't even think about where it's like, oh shit,
these are four by three games, so you have this
screen real estate they're putting like the map and enemy
information and stuff over on the right. So like to
play a castle a Metroid VNEA game where you are
live seeing the map is so nice because you pit select.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a game changer.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I didn't even think about that. It's like
that's fucking great, And like if I go to attack
like oh, this acts Night or something. It'll tell me
like all what it's weaknesses and strengths down there, so
like no on the fly, like oh, let me switch
to this Soul or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's.
Speaker 3: So it's just a really fantastic way to revisit these
games that I've wanted to replay for a long time.
I just didn't want to fuck with the touch control stuff.
So yeah, I'm playing Down to Sorrow right now. That's
kind of the follow up to Ario Sorrow, which I
think is the best GBA one. It's just been awesome
and this is a great way to play it. So yeah,
great Steam Deck, great on switch h those if you
like Simpthony the Night, or just Metrodvenias in general, these
are just some of the best ones and now you
can play them very easily.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 2: Steam It's great.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the Steam page and it came out
in August and it's got overwhelmingly positive reviews, so people
like have obviously been playing it, but I'd never even
heard of this new release, so that's very cool.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's good as hell, and it's it's one
of those Castlevanians at least Donna Saura that I'm playing,
where it's like your weapons and stuff, or as you
kill enemies, you know, there's drop rates of like their soul.
So if you kill a bat, there's a good chance
you are going to get its soul, which you can
map to a button and then some in a bat.
Or if you get like a spear, the guy that
throws spears, Skelton throws spears, you kill it, you get
it sol, and I'll just map that soul to this
button and then I'm throwing I'm spin a spear around.
Speaker 5: So it's like Echoes of the Kingdom.
Speaker 3: More about like enemy abilities than it is like inanimate objects.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you can echo an enemy well right.
Speaker 3: There are some that are like familiars like the bat
that will follow you around, but a lot of them
are just like you will take that weapon or you know,
that guy through an axe, so now I'm throwing an
axe that type of stuff. And then there's passive souls
where it's like, oh, this just increases my strength or whatever.
So you can really kind of set your soul set
you can. You know, there's just a lot of fun
if you can do instead of just I've got my
sword and what I just.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a battle of attrition. You can actually
like have some strategy to it and mimic it. I
also love the real estate.
Speaker 5: I remember when Zelda wind Waker came out on the
Wii you and what a game changer it was to
have a secondary screen for the map. This reminds me
a lot of that, where it's just like this is
the way I wish it always was, right, I just
this is the definitive version.
Speaker 4: I will no longer think about the other version. This
is the better way to play the game. Would you
say this is like the definitive version, like you wouldn't
go back and play the original?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's they were great portable games, and like,
you know, the DS did have those two screens, so
you did have you know, that same like wind Waker
type thing like oh, I've got the map in my
items and stuff down here, and I've got the gameplay
screen up here, so like it did have that. But
there's just something about like I love that sprite art
and everything, and it's nice to be like a big
o led steam deck screen or a switch like instead
of just you know, the DS was great at the time,
but like it looks and it looks.
Speaker 2: Better on a big screen.
Speaker 5: Did they update the graphics?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm just saying it's just like the
art is really great and I'd like to see it
on a backlit olid you know, Steam deck screen, then
a little DS.
Speaker 2: Screen you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, bigger.
Speaker 2: Yep, killer killer games great? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about Duck Detective?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What is this?
Speaker 2: I started that? Mary? Was you that told me about this?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 4: I played that on an earlier episode and talked about it.
It's a lot like, uh, what's that other game? Dork's
like Golden Idol.
Speaker 1: It's like you did to talk about this, I remember now.
Speaker 4: My My joke was like Golden Idol is like this
person has been murdered and you're like solving it, and
Duck Detective is like.
Speaker 5: Where's my salami? Somebody's been stealing the salami.
Speaker 3: So you're solving someone who can celebrate this receptionist birthday
and so she yeah, this draft.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a couple.
Speaker 3: Like I beat Rise the Golden Idol and I really
enjoyed it, and I just like that style of gameplay.
Speaker 5: It's like that for dummies, little easier.
Speaker 3: Because the question is by the end of Rise, the
Golden Nidol is like, oh man, that's so blanks. I
gotta figure out. And so the idea of just like, oh,
I'm a little duck detective, it's like divorced duck walking
around trying to figure out why a giraffe.
Speaker 5: Duck Detective was a little too long. I think it
should have been Dutective. I think they fucked up. I know,
I know, but they didn't call it duck Detective. They
call it duck Detective, Divorce duck Detective.
Speaker 3: It's just it's cute, it's got good voice acting and stuff,
and it is just like you're right, it is like
Golden Idle Junior, you know, with a totally different type
of tone. And yeah, I just I was ready for
more of that style of game. And it's a simple one,
but I've really been enjoying it. They have like a
noir sound track. Yeah, it's very kind of noir. It's
like the whole thing is just like this gruff you know,
like Duck that he's broke, you know, you can't afford
rant and stuff, and he's doing these kind of shady
jobs and it's it's a goofy story, but I like it.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's charming characters, stickers, yeah, yeah, there, yeah, And.
Speaker 5: The story is silly, but it is engaging.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to describe it, like, sure the
stakes are low, but you are I was interested to
figure out who was the bandit. I wanted to know,
and it's very similar mechanically, where it's like Blank was
the blank stealer and he used blank to get to
the blank, and so you still have to figure it out.
It's finding words in the scene and then putting them
in the right order. I still got actually stuck a
couple times towards the end of Duck Detective, which is
sad because I was just saying it's like the child
version of Golden Idol. But I still ended up getting
kind of stuck on Duck Detective at some point and
was like, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know, I don't care. But it's the same problem
I have with Golden Idol, which is I've solved it.
I know what it's saying. I just couldn't put the
words in the right fucking order.
Speaker 4: It's like, at some point it's semantics, and I get
really frustrated with games that are essentially like oh well,
it's not a purple hoodie.
Speaker 5: It was great. It's like, bitch, he's dead, Like, yeah,
can we just say I solved the crime?
Speaker 2: Yep, yep. Yeah. Yeah. It's a frustrating.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, it's annoying when you know you understand the
entire situation, but the game is just kind of like, no,
but you need to play by our rules and get
this exactly correct. That gets a bit frustrating. Yeah, are
you liking Silent Hill too or you were liking Silent
Hill too? Fair amount, but it was characters that were
annoying you. Mary that so annoying she was she.
Speaker 5: Took a nap.
Speaker 4: I have a really short update because I've been playing
this once a week, so I you know, I'm still
playing it. She has been taking a nap for the
last three hours, which is great, so I haven't had
to deal with her. I got to a very wonderful
part in the original Silent Hill too, where you go
down this essentially like terrifyingly long staircase, and I got
to that part in the new one. So anyone who's
played Silent Hill two or remembers, there's just kind of
this iconically long staircase that is obvious inspired by a
lot of devs to say like, hey, you're fucking going
down to hell, like that is what's happening here. You
are going down town and this will be the thing
that puts you into hell. And it's just ungodly long.
The remake is it puts a lot of love into
that scene to make sure you still feel like you
understand what's happening, which is you are in the longest
staircase and it is about to get fucked and it
is ungodly frightening. The further I've gotten in it, the
more I've personally felt that Silent Hill Too should have
won the Game of the Year for audio design. I
think it is one of the best designed audio games
of recent years. And I just think a lot of
times horror games do not get their due for winning
awards because they're kind of written off, like yah, it's
a remake. It's like a beloved horror movie, but like whatever,
this is unbelievable what they were able to accomplish with
the audio. Even the backing tracks have breathing in them,
so you always feel like someone could be in the room.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: It is just a constant up like fear even as
you're like solving a puzzle, which means you should be
good for a little bit, they are putting like and
weird noises throughout the entire track, going back and forth
underneath tunnels and stuff like that. You never feel safe
in this game. It is just it is a triumph
of how how frightening it will make you feel. I'm
in the jail right now, and it is.
Speaker 5: Oh, what a horrible, horrible area to put put a
player in.
Speaker 4: I think it's the scariest game of the year, and
so an absolute triumph of scaring the shit out of me.
Speaker 5: And I fully recommended.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say I forgot what one audio,
but it was hell made.
Speaker 4: It was yeah, And I'm not saying like that didn't
deserve it. I didn't really hear that game too much.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, show on this game every episode, and
my god, stop kicking it while it's done.
Speaker 5: Who cares.
Speaker 4: I just think, like horror games don't often get their
do That's what I think I'm ultimately saying is like
a lot of times I feel the same way with
Resident Evil is like it usually gets nominated, but it
does not win because like they're like sure you deserve
a nomination, like it's such a good game, but we're
obviously going to give it to this, uh you know,
RPG shooter with horny characters, and it's like, come on,
like these horror games are there, all the rest of them?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, just the a Malcolm of all of them.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's I've just been playing Warhammer and metaphor
long games.
Speaker 5: Those are long games. Yeah, they take you forever. I've
been playing Silent Hill for like six weeks now.
Speaker 4: Every time every time we do our game list, I'm
always like, I put Silent Hill on there because I'm
still playing it.
Speaker 1: But I have to be getting any Caravella update. Yeah,
a lot of those where he was you know, journal
entry updates from his long form games. Yeah, all right,
you wanted you to emails, okay, as usually you can
ride into Firescape past at gmail dot com with questions, comments, concerns,
stuff you want us to read on potentially the next episode.
We got a bunch since last episode, at which point
we said send him in to get us through into
the next few episodes. And I think we have enough
now to lost us all of twenty twenty five. But
that's great. Yeah, people, people got a lot in kick
things off with this one from Joseph Dan. Do you
want to read this first one?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: What things in real life do you think are most
like Charmander? I can't see there's a thing, okay, charme
Leon and Charizard. I can think of a duck, a goose,
and a swan, or maybe Dave Franco, James Franco and
Jared Leto. It doesn't have to just be living things though.
I'm interested in all forms of three stage evolution. So wait,
so I don't even know anything about It's just like
an evolution. Charland is the most basic and then Charmila
is the middle one.
Speaker 5: So like so an upgrade and then second upgrade.
Speaker 1: I think an appropriate one for this is do candy bars,
because we've argued about this before. Like to me, Armander
would be three musketeers. All it is, it's just new Gat,
and then after that would.
Speaker 2: Be milky Way.
Speaker 1: You got.
Speaker 2: What is it new gat? I got a new gap.
Speaker 1: It would be three musketeers, and then Charmeleon would be
is it milky Way just adds the caramel?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: And then it would be third one. Okay, it gets it?
Gets good, aren't good.
Speaker 1: They're good, They're like, okay, fire escape, who's Charmander? It
depends on the criteria.
Speaker 4: I take offense that Joseph said that Jared Letto was
the final emotion because is a little but good?
Speaker 2: Doesn't that kind of suck to like it? So that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be good, It doesn't have to
be improving it like what is the most what is
the most of the series, the most X of this series?
And if it's douchebag, then Jared Letto would definitely be
chars are right right, right right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, that's true. It's like the final evolution of
being a villain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy could see, like, yeah, for us three,
you're the final form. I didn't say. I didn't say
that just such I put together.
Speaker 2: We're too different to be evolutions of each other. Yeah,
but like it's more fun if we did it anyway,
I like, and if we're.
Speaker 4: Going from like you know, but the most basic it
was evolution, it would be me Dan, Mike, what I'm
not the charis of sickos?
Speaker 2: You are a what what makes me a sicko?
Speaker 5: All of the horny jokes, the.
Speaker 3: Dans one who pooped his pants, the other days, isn't horny?
Speaker 5: That's true horny.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love that you connected those though.
Speaker 5: He's the one who poops his pants all the time.
Speaker 4: If anyone should be horniest, it's dand because he's always
as hell.
Speaker 1: Did you guys have pants every time you get horny?
I rest my case your That's why I can't go
to strip clubs that just ship my pants right away,
turn and leave. Yep, that's where I stink up the joint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what would be I know?
Speaker 1: Everyone advance, I'm ready, I know, but I like it
more when you don't, because then we stumble on it
that I could switch.
Speaker 4: My head with a bird and then fly. This is
what happens when we don't read these in advance, I know.
Speaker 1: And that's why that's where you get the best you
get the best material from. I'm trying to think, like,
what would what would the the evolution, the three stage
evolution be for fast food and the criteria the final one?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 3: And so I think, what's like a couple of shittier McDonald's,
like curls. I don't really have a lot of curls Arby's.
Arby's is good, though they were all kind of thing.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I got one.
Speaker 1: I got when I got on, I got one. Do
do do the chicken spots?
Speaker 3: Do Popeyes? Chick fil A and KFC? Uh, it's got
to be Charie Ard right well whatever the smallest one
is would be KFC, which I still love it. Think
that would be pop and then Chick fil A and
then Popeyes? Yeah yeah, ultimate, Yeah, it checks out. What
about SODA's? Oh, it's like r C Cola would be
the first one, and then Pepsi and then coke.
Speaker 1: Now the creative juice? Do do cheesy pasta dishes?
Speaker 2: I refuse. He's a man of principles. Yeah, yam, the
final farm.
Speaker 1: I've if we were doing the the Italian dishes at
that place we went, I think that what was it
the pumpkin the dual Tortellini's that would have been chars
Ard was dual.
Speaker 2: Ravioli's the dope.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that was really good for for those who
are wondering what the fuck I'm talking about, because it's
has I did not contextualize it whatsoever. We went to
a place that Dan recommended, and there was this one
dish that wasa yeah two like vertical Raviolis that are
still connected to each other. And then in one it
was like a pumpkin filling and the other was like
a cream cheese.
Speaker 4: But together they combined, which is exactly what this is
meant to make us think about. I would also say
dan is not strong enough that mac and cheese maybe
like blue Box is probably like the original form. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think when you get to like.
Speaker 4: A Velveta level, that's probably second form, where it's like, okay,
we've added a cream, it's not powder anymore. There's actual
cheese in this. And then the final form I've got
one sorry, might be uh okay. When you go to
a festival and they have mac and cheese balls fried on.
Speaker 2: A stick, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: It's like all of the cheesy goodness it's on a
stick and it's been depried. Yeah, they've they've combined so
many different forms of food that are for people who
want to hurt themselves and they put it in an easy, convenient,
walkable form.
Speaker 1: For Nebiolo would definitely be longa nebiolo, and then barbaresco,
then barolo.
Speaker 2: That's a that's an easy one. Johnny Walker is an
easy one. You go from like red to black, the.
Speaker 1: Blue Snave would be just normal Russo the de Monto Plciano,
and then it would be ve No Russia and Multipolciano
is not sand As, I'm embarrassed, just regular, and then
it would be Kianti and that would be Brunello or
maybe Vino Nobile.
Speaker 2: Grown in there.
Speaker 5: Damn, you need to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I was trying to meet my mic conder.
Speaker 4: The morning you've had, I don't think you should be,
uh a crying wolf right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there, there's got to be like, uh, I don't
want to do wrestlers because that wouldn't make any sense
to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's definitely one of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a you know, maybe like Stealth series where like,
you know, the ultimate would be Middle Year, the middle One.
Speaker 5: What about yours your favorite? Uh double O seven.
Speaker 1: Mmm? Uh scenes with Zenya on the top of them?
Speaker 2: Okay, son scene is the ultimate evolution? Oh really, I
would go. I would go the crush.
Speaker 1: I guess the basic one is when she just kills
that dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crushes the.
Speaker 3: First one, and then maybe the hell gun orgasm and
then yeah or guns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think so they all work. I mean, yeah,
I be. I would love to. I think she would.
Speaker 5: Come on, what about the bedazzled lady?
Speaker 1: I mean gimmicks there's there's Yeah, she's got the.
Speaker 3: Uh fidazzle outfits. Oh, the devil thing, when she got
the desk that's oh yeah, and sitting on the car
and then uh yeah, wait because he has more of
the gangs. She's just a devil all the time.
Speaker 2: Wait. No, she's like a teacher here. Oh yeah, you got.
Speaker 1: Okay, the snake one yep, yeah, yep, oh I have one.
We should we should put Fomky Johnsen and Elizabeth Hurley
in like in a in a ring.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What what do you mean? Don't I dare?
Speaker 1: Can't pick a winner there, I'm not saying I I'd
say they would decide who wins. They'll fight, no fight,
Oh come on, don't ruin this for me.
Speaker 5: Keep say I'm telling you he's the final evolution of Sika.
Speaker 2: I absolutely am. They will come back if we come
up with any other good ones.
Speaker 1: There's got to be. There's probably some good ones, but
we have got to be good ones. We have a
couple of other questions. Keep that back of mine while
we do these next questions. I'm gonna do this one. Hey, Fire,
people love the podcast, haven't missed an episode in three years,
and you are a light in a dark, dark world.
Speaker 2: I'm a man who likes to drink.
Speaker 1: I turned twenty one a few years ago and don't
feel embarrassed to order any drink I see in the menu.
Alcohol is alcohol. It gets the job done. Some people, though,
are overly critical about drink choice, for example, saying a
type of whiskey or bourbon isn't a good choice, making
fun of choosing white wines over red wines, calling different
mixed drinks more masculin than others, and it makes no
sense to me whatsoever. Mike is the CEO of wine,
Mary is the Mike Tyson of verbal arguments, and Dan
is the first to point out aromatic notes in a
variety of craft beers. My question for you three experts
is what rebuttals do you have for people that share
drink choices? And what's an interesting drink I can order
so they think I'm better than them. I've always hated
that ship. I remember the first time I went to
a bar. I was like, oh, zema sounds good, and
of course it's like, oh he's gay, it's a girl
you drink or whatever like that. You dumbest hill drink
whatever you want to drink. I think you're giving yourself
too much credit. I think you shame people for getting
stuff that's considered too high brow and your.
Speaker 2: Sure okay, so I yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Immediately, No, no, not at all. You're not as bad
as him.
Speaker 2: There was definitely a time I was like that in
every way with my dad.
Speaker 5: Don't was the final form of shaming for what they drink.
Speaker 1: If Paul is the charizard of like lowbrow whoa and Dan,
let's say Dan, you would be charmander. What's who's the
charmion between you two?
Speaker 5: A cigarette?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Hank Hill, I don't know. Is a cigarette with eyes?
Speaker 5: That's just it's just a cigarette judging you with eyes.
Speaker 1: And you're better about this and like to be to
be clear, I would rather someone be scoff at highbrow
stuff than like, think something.
Speaker 3: Better than something like that ship Mike and I give
backlership with the craft beer stuff. Well, no, there's a
difference there because Mike, you will have a butt light
with me. I've done that a million times. And you
don't look down your nose at all is a billion percent.
Speaker 2: Like, might as well drink a can of piss. You
should just drink some piss because that's what you're drinking.
Speaker 7: But like like.
Speaker 1: When you were first really getting into hard Seltzers like
four years ago or whatever, and we were at his house,
I think he was making fun of you for it.
Speaker 2: Like a white claw. He'sis you can of piss? Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Backlar is a hipster. Yeah, he's totally that crap beer guy,
like for real. Yeah, so he is the look down
on people. Get Mike, as much as we give you,
you're not, You've never.
Speaker 1: I'm dude, I'm not afraid to dive into the mud and.
Speaker 2: Frog around shotgun a beard. Yeah yeah, it's you're cool though.
Speaker 5: I will all the rest of us.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I fucking love it. I'll dumpster dive. I
literally ran into a bunch of trash cans and dove
into them. But the first time Dan hung out in
my neighborhood twenty nineteen here, yeah, I know you're Yeah.
We I In terms of like things that people do
to wine that a lot of people scoff at, Like
if you want to put ice in your white wine
or rose fucking who cares if you and if that
makes you enjoy it more.
Speaker 5: Than that example. For me, that's a good example of that.
Speaker 1: As I do, I should, I should not, I should
just want people to enjoy it more and maybe buy
more of it and drink it however they want. And
if you want to have red wine with fish, it
could probably be better if you had white wine fish,
but whatever, fuck it, it's you're ordering it.
Speaker 3: I think I went to college in the early two thousands,
and back then it was just you had to think
about every drink because like everybody was so quick to
be like that drink, you ordering that drink means you
are gay or a girl like that was just absolutely.
Speaker 4: Homophobic as hell, and someday you'll be laughed out of
a tavern.
Speaker 2: Yeah worse.
Speaker 3: And like I would want to get like, oh this
thing actually, like I like the taste of this thing
or this like green apple shot or whatever. Everyone's gonna
call me gay, so like and so like that was
a great thing. When you realize you get old enough,
me gay problem and it's like drink the thing that
tastes good.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna swirl my wine, I'm gonna stick
I'm gonna and I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Get flexus to order the drink that you like and
just be like that.
Speaker 4: Then fine, I'm I'm super gay, I'm flaming and and
I'm happier and I'm freer than you, dude.
Speaker 5: Honestly, the patriarchy is like the biggest chains in the world.
Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine not ordering what I want because someone
would call me gay. That is so sad, not just
for the person who's ordering that's afraid, but just for
men in general, that you can't be yourself because someone
is going to say that you're gay and that and
that is like not good.
Speaker 5: It's like who cares?
Speaker 1: And the bar it is just was so low too,
Like if you've got a March teeny, which I was
not ordering Martine when I was young, but like now,
I know them to be a very strong, maybe in
some ways masculine drink, but they would have made fun
of me so much if I got a Martine.
Speaker 2: I heard a Martini near my dad today.
Speaker 7: He was like, you.
Speaker 2: Take a Martine, Just drink a normal beer like a
real guy.
Speaker 4: Like a real guy I think is like ultimate toxic
masculinity energy. Yeah, that's that's the final form as your
toxic masculinity is so sad. Yeah, so it says like
what drink can you order? Some people think I was thinking,
like Mike, you were getting really good examples with with
wine right with where you could put ice in it,
and it's like who cares for uh.
Speaker 5: Mixed drinks.
Speaker 4: I think it was always having a decent liquor, maybe
like jamison, but then adding something to it that would
take away how that liquor tastes. And so like a
jamison and coke was something that people would make fun
of me for because it's like, well, and you're not
tasting the jamison, you're tasting like a.
Speaker 5: Very sugary coke or ginger ale or whatever it is.
Speaker 4: The mixer with a nice liquor is something that I
got shipped for when I was like in my early
twenties because I wanted something sweeter.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean to answer the question, if there's something you
could if you were curious, what you could order to
make people think you're better than them. Martinis are very
in style right now. If you want to go a
step further, order at Gibson. If the bar even has
cocktail onions, it's a martini but with a cocktail onion instead.
I fucking love them, but they're definitely a like they're
past their prime for sure, Like they were a big
like post prohibition era drink or you know what I've
been drinking lately every once in a while.
Speaker 2: As a vukure.
Speaker 7: It's what.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. It's apparently used to be way more common.
It's whiskey, brandy, and I'm forgetting maybe some bitters. I
forget the third one is, but it's kind of like
a French old fashion, but it like, despite the fact
that it's French. I think it actually started as a
pretty like speak easy underground drink.
Speaker 4: Actually good, probably something that you have to tell the
bartender how to make it because.
Speaker 5: It's so unique.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to Alaska, and Alaska would do the trick.
A lot of bartenders do not know what that is.
Speaker 5: Alaska.
Speaker 1: It's just our team, but with sharkshroofs instead of Vermouth
and Chartsrus is in short supply and kind of expensive
right now in America, so that might make you look
like informed. And then when they don't know what your Alaska,
whether in Alaska is, you can make fun of the
people they made fun of you.
Speaker 3: I've been surprised because, like, as I've gotten into cocktail
making and stuff like that, Like one of the mo
most common ingredients I've seen is orghot, which is that
like almost syrup and like to like big mellows drink,
And I'll ask, oh, yea, do you guys have orgot here?
Speaker 2: And like some people working at liquor stores won't know
what it is. I'm like, is this sorry?
Speaker 5: I can't hear you with that dick in your mouth?
Can you please say that again?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's well, it goes by. I think fewer people.
Some people would not even recognize it as or shot.
They would just be like, oh, you want like decerna, yeah,
we have tons of that. Or it's a bit different, right,
they are a type of It's not like it's.
Speaker 2: A type of shot. But if you can buy a.
Speaker 3: Shot that like there's just the almonds syrup that doesn't
have the like like a liquor content in it, right,
because I buy that off Amazon.
Speaker 2: You can't just buy like liquor off Amazon.
Speaker 1: Uh, No, or shot usually has alcohol if you want
to get like almonds syrup. I don't think it's technically until.
Speaker 5: It is alcohol is just such a low percentage that
you can buy it.
Speaker 1: You might, I mean, I might be wrong. I didn't
think it's or shot unless it actually was a liqueur
as well almond syrup.
Speaker 3: Well then all this stuff I've been using this Tranni almond.
Uh yeah, I don't do the same thing flavor wise,
but I yeah, I don't know. I'm I completely could
be wrong. I just didn't think it was shot. If
it's zero alcohol, yeah's the stuff I buying an Amazon
is just yeah, almond, orgot syrup, turani no alcohol.
Speaker 1: Weird, but like shot more in my life, it's a
fun word and it is to say orgy it. And
then I heard someone say it correctly. I'm like, oh, man,
I think the low brow one here you corrected me, Mike, Yeah,
I don't think I corrected you.
Speaker 2: I don't think I.
Speaker 5: Guess it goes to or over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, heard you. You just said it correctly.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I'm gonna say I for
all the you know, the times I play up the
highbrow stuff, I make it a point to never just
outright correct someone because I hate that guy.
Speaker 3: I will a thousand percent back you on that. Like
you're actually really good about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And everyone who said that it was Balatroe can
suck my dick.
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 4: First of all, I'm not doing that. Second of all,
shut up, I don't care. I'm not dealing with you
right now.
Speaker 1: Wait is that how it's supposed to be said?
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 2: No one does it.
Speaker 5: I refuse to answer the question.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's Italian technically, I didn't know
if like there's a I mean, I don't speak Italian.
Speaker 5: So associated with it.
Speaker 2: I'm learning a watra.
Speaker 1: Rolls off the tongue, off the tongue. Yeah, I think
about Yeah.
Speaker 4: My dad when he ordered drinks, he told me one
of his favorite drinks when he was in college was
a Harvey Wallbanger, which I love that name.
Speaker 5: I think it's fun.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's good and it's a very classic drink.
It's vodka orange juice, but it has a little bit
of Galliano in it, which is kind of that like
black liquorice.
Speaker 5: She tastes. So it's not for everybody, ya.
Speaker 4: It gives you a little bit of a twist on
the classic uh screwdriver.
Speaker 5: Screwdriver? Thank you?
Speaker 4: And a lot of bartenders will be like, Harvey Wallbanger,
it sounds so familiar, but they won't know. But I
think it's a flex to go into a bar and
say I want a Harvey Wallbanger, because when the bartender knows,
they've obviously they're obviously a drinker and has been in
the game for a long time.
Speaker 5: Because it's an old school drink. I think it's a
classy looking drink.
Speaker 4: But let's be real here, it's just vodka orange juice,
which gives you that sweetness.
Speaker 5: It's totally fair.
Speaker 4: I think that you'd be hard pressed for someone to
make fun of you for ordering a Harvey Wallbanger.
Speaker 5: Also, it sounds.
Speaker 2: Cool, yeah, mm hmm, it's uh.
Speaker 1: I also will say two other things that's reminded me of.
A bartender at a pretty prestigious cocktail bar in New
York said that they include photos of what the drink
is going to look like in the glass, because every
once in a while, a like guy who is maybe
they're on his first date or something kind of complain
when you bring it to it. Bring it to him
in like a feminine glass, Yeah, like a long stem
glass with like some flowers in it and stuff.
Speaker 2: So I was like, they hear that much.
Speaker 1: It's like, dude, they'll send it back and ask you
to put it in a different drinks or like in
a tumblr.
Speaker 5: Glass or I think that happens all the time.
Speaker 1: And this is like a this is a like well
known like world, like prestigious cocktail bart and even they
have to deal.
Speaker 4: With, like the patriarchy run so deep in our society
you can see it fucking everywhere. The idea that the
vessel in which your drink comes in could maybe make
you gay is.
Speaker 1: Because it's too fat fat glass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is so sad to me.
Speaker 4: And I actually I pity people who like bullied whoever,
like uh, like just going back to Nathan here, like
that is that is more of a reflection on the
people that are making fun of you than it ever
is of like whatever you have ordered. And I think
it is a really sad reflection of someone who thinks
who wants to make sure that no one thinks they're
gay by saying like, hey, whatever you order, I am,
I am observing it with great interest so that I
can ensure everybody knows how super manly I am. I
will I'll come for you Yeah, that is sad. That
is a that is a restricted person who like cannot
be free.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, I mean as Nathan or as we
already said, like if you have a friend who's like
giving you shit for stuff like that, and it's not
just a bit and it's an ongoing thing, then oh,
maybe they need to get some stuff off there.
Speaker 5: Order them a Seaman spritzer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be great and ask the bartender for the
real thing. They'll know what you mean.
Speaker 3: That's a great thing about getting older is that you
just be so selective with like, Okay, I'm not gonna
have anyone in my life that's doing that ivy ship
versus like you're living in the dorms, you're going to
parties and it's like, well, this is the that's around me,
and like, wow, a lot of them are assholes, you know,
like we don't have to deal with that when you
get older.
Speaker 1: I had this conversation with a man the other day.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think we have exercised all of the
like those people out of our life completely. Like we
looked around the other day, We're like we really genuinely
love all the people we.
Speaker 2: Hang out with.
Speaker 5: That's wonderful.
Speaker 4: I think that's also an evolution, right, Like maybe your
first stage of friendship is like, hey, I'm.
Speaker 5: In middle school.
Speaker 4: Whoever's around me, I hope they like me because I'm
very sensitive.
Speaker 5: I am a baby.
Speaker 4: And then the second evolution of that is college, which
is like, I know a little bit about myself, but
I also desperately want to be liked by you. And
the final stage is somewhere around mid thirties, where you're like, actually,
don't give a flaming fuck yeah anymore about anything. I'll
cut you out so fast because it's my comfort in
my happiness is pure.
Speaker 5: And I think that is like the ultimate victory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Charmander, Charmelian, Charzard. It would be old fashioned.
Uh huh uh a sazarak okay. And then as the
chars are, some people might argue the sasak is the
chars are.
Speaker 2: I could. I would hear that out. I would hear
them argue with them, you are so gay, God, damn
what you look like? Come back.
Speaker 1: Like dick shaped glass.
Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not. I'll do that guy in college, Ye,
twenty of those guys.
Speaker 1: Slam and ass left and right, all right, Mary, I
want to read this one from Yeah.
Speaker 2: Got you? I did Zephyr.
Speaker 1: I did cut out a bit just for time constraints,
but I left the spirit intact.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 4: I know exactly this is high fire Escape team. This
is Zephyr from Mary's Mary Monday twitch streams.
Speaker 2: How cool.
Speaker 5: Thank you for I think I told you to do this.
This is very cool. People who watch me play.
Speaker 4: Silent Hill right now on my Monday streams asked me
questions and I said, that's a fire escape question.
Speaker 5: Send it it.
Speaker 4: They also said something really nice about Kneval, which I
think is worth mentioning. Create gaming stream of my own
called Crossing Chords on YouTube. It ran for four years
and it was an absolute blast, and I think that's
really great, Canevil. Not only I'm glad it inspired you,
it actually inspired us in many ways to make this podcast.
Speaker 5: One of the things is, like Mike and.
Speaker 4: Dan were very close from working, especially in the New
York office. You guys got really close. But what made
Mike and I very close was Knieval. We worked in
the office together like everybody does. We all have like
work companions and friendships, but it was Knieval. I think
that's like when we really learned and tested our friendship.
It's like where we had our first fight.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so where we had our first fight.
Speaker 4: It's where we like really kind of bonded and learned
to trust each other to a certain degree. Kannevl's kind
of like where it all start. I think without Caneval
this podcast would not exist, and probably not so you.
Speaker 1: Were out all the time together, but like in terms
of like professional creative endeavors, yeah, I think we learned
where we can definitely push each other a bit too much.
Maybe not these days, but at that time I was
more of a hot head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm a button pusher, there's no question.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know I've learned boundaries from our friendship
where I've recognized that I will almost say anything for
a laugh.
Speaker 2: And it is.
Speaker 4: It has happened multiple times in my life where my
friends have said, hey, you actually hurt my feelings and
I'm like, I need to fucking sit down.
Speaker 3: You have said so many awful things about me, and
I've never had my feelings hurt.
Speaker 5: Why. I think it's I know, Dan, you are very patient. Well,
I think we're both patient with each other. I'll say
that because you're actually a real son of a bitch.
I have said some vile things to you this year.
I do believe that you've earned them.
Speaker 2: But I dick stones.
Speaker 4: You could have messaged me on the side and been like, actually,
that was very rude and possibly too too personal, and.
Speaker 5: You've never done it.
Speaker 2: I've never even considered did.
Speaker 5: For a second a smile on your face something I
think human soul. I thought to kill your dog during
good of the year.
Speaker 4: No, I extanded it really well, and the next morning,
as we were like packing up our ship, I said,
I am sorry I threatened to kill your dog.
Speaker 5: No, I would never kill your dog, right, And Dan
was like, dog, don't even mention it.
Speaker 4: How me get in my hooper and everything, And I
was like, I'm really sorry I threatened to kill your dog.
Speaker 3: I still think about You're not important enough to be
this annoying. I think that is one of the most
perfectly crafted insults I've ever heard. My Yeah, that's really good, fantastic.
Speaker 5: It's a really brutal one.
Speaker 4: I heard somebody else write in and say, like, uh
that earlier we had someone write in and say your
soul is cat piss is now in my lexicon, And
I think that that's also really sweet that other people
have found my insults to you not only tantalizing and brutal,
but something that could actually be utilized in their every
day You sent to them like go forth and prosper.
Speaker 1: But you're like the Tony Hinchcliff of fire Escape, is
what I say, Mary?
Speaker 5: Is not you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the roast specialist. Yeah, I'm the really like cerebral,
intelligent joke the podcast comic.
Speaker 2: What if I used the prop.
Speaker 7: Eight know?
Speaker 2: I don't know who I am?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people always say I'm like a mix of uh Bilburr,
a bit of George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and yeah all
the big ones all did we finish the question or.
Speaker 5: Onto the question?
Speaker 4: During Mary's stream last night, I asked a question she
thought would be good for the podcast That is exactly
what happened. What is the cruelest thing you have encountered
in a game? Just a total dick move by the developers?
For example, she is in the middle of Silent Hill
to remake and opening a complicated box involving multiple locks
of keys scattered around. She finally opens it and the
box is empty, And I did I looked right into
the camera and was like, that is a real, like
son of a bitch move to make me go through
all of that for an empty box anything else?
Speaker 5: Zephyr, Thank you, Zephyr.
Speaker 2: I got a good one.
Speaker 3: Okay, the coreux seeds in breadth the wild there being
a golden piece of shit that does nothing. Yeah, it's
the craziest nine things you have to get, and you
assume it's got to be a fucking master's sword you
can surf on across the land.
Speaker 5: Like an unbreakable sword.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's a fierce deity mask that. Yeah. No,
it's a golden piece of shit that you can't do anything.
What do they actually call it? What is its item name?
I forget? Yeah, I don't we want to talk about that?
So fucking funny the uh.
Speaker 1: I guess anything like Dark from software does that often,
especially like I feel like the first time I because
if you're talking like the evolution of dark souls, you
can't not start with demon souls. Demon souls did some
of that, but it was really sends Fortress and dark
Souls where they could tell when you're on your last
legs and you're out of flasks, and then all of
a sudden, this boulder just comes out of nowhere down
a stairs stairway and smashes into you, and you're dead.
They do that all the time, and it's just like
the game is too well crafted for me to get pissed,
But it's just really fucking funny as well.
Speaker 3: Is it a Ocarina the Fire Temple where there's those
doors where it just looks like a normal door and
just falls over you.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it like headbuts you and wobbles. Yeah, there's
a lot of Zelda stuff, you like even Metaphor does
the monsters that are living in treasure chests that then
come out and suck up your whole party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like.
Speaker 1: Arcane does that a lot in like Prey the mimic stuff,
or they'll just put explosive barrels all around this one
thing that you need to get to very carefully in
a tense situation.
Speaker 4: Disrespectful too. I'm trying to think of like a nice
old school exam.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 4: I think that culturally, one of the biggest ones was
mass effect of like having a game franchise that was
all about choice, and then the final game had basically
three very similar ends and so I think that was
a bit of defeatist to have a game that was
all about story and then just not have that that matter.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, that was more they fucked up, yeah,
than like the yeah messing with you, but I it is.
Speaker 2: But I mean I think.
Speaker 1: Zelda does that a lot. It's like, oh, look at
this great item you got and it's just like a
wooden stick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like not so triumphant, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I win Waker did stuff like that. Often there's
from software just all over it, like Eldon Ring does
that a lot. You'll do a really difficult dungeon and
then the reards like they have to know this sucks.
Speaker 3: Even like linked to the Pass where it's like, oh,
this thing hits you and then you're a fucking bunny.
They can't do anything. It's like, oh great, this is fun.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like the beginning of Indie when that dude ditches
you and then he runs through and it turns out
he just got speared. Yeah, Like it's the shit like
that where you think you're out and then all of
a sudden they fuck you up. But yeah, there's definitely
I enjoy when developers can pull that off because like
usually they it's in a game that is so well
crafted otherwise that it works, it's funny and then not
actually frustrating. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would think that metal Gear would do that
to the player. Does that ever happen in metal Gear?
Where it's like setting you up for a big thing,
then it's like, ah, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2: Uh there's fun thing.
Speaker 7: Oh you O.
Speaker 3: There's stuff where it's like, uh, I think it was
in the old ones where you would get an item
but it would have like like a snake in it
or worm like you get like I'm getting this wrong,
but it's like you get an apple and it would
have like a worm in it or something, and it
would go through and eat all of your rations and
eat all of your health items until you realize it
was doing that and you threw it out. Uh Meddle
Gear Solid does that where you get something and there's
a bomb on it, so like you don't even know
until you hear this beeping and you look through your imagees.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: Oh the thing I put if it's a fucking bombit
and you gotta throw it out, Like, yeah, there's some
fun stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anytime it does.
Speaker 3: The Fourth Wall type stuff where like you know, the
the Sorrows River and Meddle of your Solid three where
you have to like basically just kill yourself and at
the game over screen you have to revive yourself.
Speaker 2: Like weird stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think of other ones that are
just like massive fuck us. I'm sure there's even achievements
that are also fuck used, right where it's just like
the waste of time achievement, or like you've wasted your
life trying to get all these pieces and bits and bobs,
and it's just like we know that you've put way
too much time into this game, sir.
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you, Zephyr and Nathan and Joseph.
All right, Well that's our last episode of twenty twenty four.
We're three away from one hundred. We gotta start making
plans for that. We gotta got some talks, but we gotta.
Speaker 2: We'll do something. It's funny, yeah, yeah, we have to
have a gimmick.
Speaker 1: Spent a good year? What were your favorite Dan? What
was your favorite fire Escape moment? Can you remember from
twenty It's.
Speaker 3: Always just such a blur, I mean, but the thing
that always stands out is the Game of the year,
like having you guys here, and yeah, you know, just
the way we cram so much fun stuff into just
like a short weekend where like, you know, it's nice
dinners like the Tyson fight this time was a nice
thing to be timed with that and then just hanging out,
you know, sitting on the deck making a fire dogs.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was a fun tradition and I look forward
to it every year now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good. So that stands out. We got
to go to Portland this year too.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that was special for me because much like
Mike's party last year, I think it's very special for
us to do something that actually isn't about the podcast
or about our jobs, but just about seeing each other
and reminding each other that we actually like each other's
company and we like spending time with each other, and
I like spending time with your.
Speaker 5: Partners, and it's just kind of great to.
Speaker 4: It is always wonderful, no matter what the excuse is,
whether it's the podcast, whether it's Game of the Year.
I love seeing you, But I think the most special
is when it's like, do you guys just want to
come to Portland and see this crazy double waterfall with me,
and you're like yeah, and.
Speaker 3: We're all good about like knowing what trip, like if
we're doing a trip like the New York meetup thing,
so like that's a fire skift trip. We're making content,
we're doing side stuff for the Patreon. But then there's
one two where it's like this is a friend trip.
You know, this is like we don't even like consider
like let's squirrel away and make a podcast or whatever,
Like I think it's important in what we do todes.
Speaker 5: We didn't even take a photo.
Speaker 4: There's only one photo of us from the Portland trip,
and I actually don't know whose camera it's on, but
it's at night and we're at a fire. Dan is
wearing nothing but a towel ands on.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: I had a like you could just be laying out
long at any time.
Speaker 3: But it looks weird because we all got out of
the pool and we said, oh, we're gonna go sit
by the fire, and so I grabbed a beer. I
went by the fire like we said, and you guys
went back and changed change. So all of a sudden,
you guys are wearing normal ass clothes. I'm in like
towels are a robe with swim trunks underneath. There's no
dong risk there. But I just it looks weird in
the photo, me just full on.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: That's why it never came out.
Speaker 2: It's because it looks like I'm just being weird.
Speaker 5: Looks like you're just naked for some reason, and everybody
else is clothed.
Speaker 3: They are full swim trunks down underneath. I'd risk no
dong slippage.
Speaker 5: There's no proof.
Speaker 1: Yep, I got my camera cannot look crystal clear?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can I send it out?
Speaker 2: Send it to me? Why is it still focusing on me?
What is my camera down? Your new camera?
Speaker 5: Send it? Send it to me.
Speaker 2: And you can't see it. You can't tell from the photo.
Speaker 1: But my my shirt pocket and a lot of creases
in my clothes are full of goldfish because Dan kept
filling my creases with goldfish. I forgot about like fat
shirt pocket of goldfish. There's all four of us.
Speaker 3: Okay, nice, one of these days did change at that point?
Am I still just wearing here?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: You changed in the marine layer?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: I think? Okay, seamoon right there? You can't see it. Yeah,
It's been a fun year. It was a busy year.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to next year to travel nearly as
much for leisure stuff. I get to just hang out more.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping. I mean, I'll be traveling for work. I
mind up for early in the year. I think I
actually might just be able to be home for a while.
That'll be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hopefully soon we'll have my full Irish citizenship
and thus EU citizenship. I think I'm at the final
step based on stuff I've read. Uh, now I just
have to fight a leprechaun and then beat on nice
and then I'm a citizen. Going to Ireland. I think
in the spring, maybe early summer.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you go maybe get even more annoying about wine.
That's my new year's resolution.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got I love it. You should text my
dad more. Yeah, I've been about wine.
Speaker 5: About wine.
Speaker 1: Me and him talk about wine a lot. Yeah, it
would really brighten his hotel room to have does have
nice some veno, just just wine and cigarette smoke. I
want to get the hotel address and his room number
and send him bottles of wine.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: May he would hate that. Maybe it'll it'll be what
propels him to go get a house. He has to
get out to get out.
Speaker 2: Of this space the house, and then he sells that
house to keep it from doing that. Yees.
Speaker 1: He goes into a bunker, which I've already stocked with wine.
Speaker 3: That's that's the Pokemon evolution of fall record living situations,
as bunker is the last one.
Speaker 1: I'm going to advertise a bunker that someone can live
in and purposely get him to move in. It turns
out just my wine cellar you live. Yeah, yep, we
both do.
Speaker 2: Mary, What do you have going on outside of the
show of ours?
Speaker 5: Trying to finish uh?
Speaker 1: But up Silent Hill too.
Speaker 4: Was trying to say Portal Silent Hill two. I don't
know where Portal came from.
Speaker 2: They're very similar, same developer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, same quirky humor. Anyway, I'll probably try and finish
Silent Hill two.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: And because it's usually I like to have a game
while I'm on break, I need to actually find the
game that I'm going to pour lots of hours into
to beat before. It usually is a Zelda, because you know,
you could just put mad hours into Azelda and enjoy it.
But I don't have a backlog of a Zelda that
I need to get through, so I'm actually not sure
what my Christmas break game should be.
Speaker 2: Where you at with Mario stuff?
Speaker 5: I like the Mario. I think I'm more of a
Metroid Vania person, is like my favorite place to be.
But I love obviously.
Speaker 2: Do you play Metroid Dread?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: Was that the remake?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: I haven't wait, Sorry it was, but it was a
remake of the original.
Speaker 2: It's original zero mission that they have done remakes.
Speaker 1: But they did metroc Prime remaster, but is a brand
new one switch specific new one.
Speaker 5: I think that could be good for me.
Speaker 2: I would love to hear your thoughts on that.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me let me look it up on the switch,
because I yeah, I usually I take my steam Deck everywhere,
so it's kind of weird.
Speaker 5: To be like dusting off the old switch.
Speaker 2: I haven't. I haven't.
Speaker 5: I haven't looked at that in four years. Like I've
forgotten what it even is.
Speaker 3: I got my year in review stuff from all the
big platforms. It's like, I barely touched this thing this year.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5: It's still outdated. It just has no value anymore.
Speaker 2: Dan, what are you have going on?
Speaker 3: Odd holiday stuff? But yeah, I'm on Blue Sky, Instagram, Twitch,
I do think. Yeah, looking like next year, early next year,
I might be able to stream a little more frequently.
So yeah, hoping to take a little easy after a
very busy year.
Speaker 5: I played dread God. Damn it. I played the shit
out of this game. It's really good, it's really fun.
Moss fights.
Speaker 4: The last boss fight is like such a song. At
some point I was like, I don't know if I
want to beat this anymore.
Speaker 5: What else do you got for me?
Speaker 3: Mmmmmmm? Turn to think games from recent I mean, are
you up for going old?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Interesting? Okay, so that's Zelda.
Speaker 4: She played Zelda like old school Zelda's, but I think
I've caught up. I don't know if there's any Zelda's
I haven't played anymore.
Speaker 3: I would say Snake Eater if there wasn't a remake
coming out soon. Obviously, got Resident Evil taken care of.
Speaker 5: I always like looking for like a hidden gem that
you could just pour like thirty hours into.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm looking at my top one hundred games of
all time.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you find one here?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you. I want to go down
until she hasn't played one Okay, well, I mean Mario,
it's gonna be a lot of old stuff.
Speaker 5: It's all Mario.
Speaker 3: All right, here's my top one hundred games of all time. Okay,
here's the list. We're gonna start from the top. Bret
the While, Link to the Past, Yeah, okay, Mario World, Meddle,
your Solid Soul Calle or some of these.
Speaker 5: I've never played any uh not, Mario. I've never played
a Metal I've never played a Metal game.
Speaker 1: Do you know the story at all? I know that
nobody knows the story.
Speaker 5: Try.
Speaker 2: Kayla just went through all them for the first time.
Speaker 5: And what else you got?
Speaker 2: My caveat that.
Speaker 1: I think I would be very interested to see what Okay,
I guess if you play the Blue Point Collection, then
the controls are.
Speaker 2: A bit more collection thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm assuming that's what Kayla played.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she played the Master Collection. Okay. Do you play
Link between Worlds? Marry the three D s? Zelda?
Speaker 1: Do you go into paintings as like a two dimensional.
Speaker 5: I started it, I don't think I finished it, which
is odd one. Okay, finish it.
Speaker 2: It's it's really, really, really good. I have a lot
of old games on this list. Weird play Total War
Warhammer three?
Speaker 5: What else you got.
Speaker 2: And super very old Mary.
Speaker 1: We should finish resume before remake sometime soon.
Speaker 2: Dude, you, why is that on me?
Speaker 5: You're the busier one.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not busier than you are.
Speaker 5: I think we're both equally busy.
Speaker 2: But we got we should.
Speaker 1: Let's finish finish.
Speaker 2: I'm away this week.
Speaker 5: I'm free next week.
Speaker 2: Okay, I should be as well.
Speaker 5: All right, let's finish it. Dan, name me more games.
Speaker 3: Look to my entire list and they're just all very old.
I don't know if they're the ones you want to go.
Speaker 2: For right now. Like play like Bloodstain. If you like
Metro a Venus, that sounds awesome, that's a really good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I really think God Med you're would be
so fun to hear you talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you would be able to stomach
a lot of the like dated design stuff, but.
Speaker 2: That's interesting to hear about. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: But I just don't even know if Mary would fight
through it.
Speaker 5: I don't think I would. I've played I've played Ritual
of the Night.
Speaker 2: That's the one, that's the main one.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've played that. It's so good, The evolutions of
the character crazy. All right, I'll keep thinking, and then
I'll let you know the next time we record. What
game I poured forty hours into?
Speaker 2: You played the Mario Galaxies?
Speaker 5: I mean I've played Mario Galaxy.
Speaker 2: Is there more? There's Galaxy too, which is better?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Very good?
Speaker 3: Maybe that'd be kind of you'd have to pull out
a Wii for that, a little forgettable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, I don't think metal Gear is right there.
You would love your top mettal Gear.
Speaker 3: No, No, because that would feel too much like a project.
I think I don't know if it is a lot,
it's so dense.
Speaker 1: Although I have been thinking about replaying Phantom Pain lately.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about doing peace Walker. Oh interesting, do
you have to pain?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: Like has that first like ten hours?
Speaker 1: That could be a slog, But then once you're in
the like open world gameplay loop, then it's great.
Speaker 5: What's the final evolution of metal Gear? Which game.
Speaker 3: Four just kind of ties everything together? I mean, if
the evolution of gameplay, it's five, But as far as
just the metal geariness, it's four.
Speaker 1: I think I'd say Snake Eaters Charmellion, and then Charmander
would be the first game.
Speaker 4: I wonder if Slime Rancher got better. Maybe I'll just
pour forty hours to some kind of cozy ranch game. Yeah,
that sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: Stard just dropped another update like last week.
Speaker 5: Did they though, because now they're just release updates.
Speaker 4: But it's the same game, and you're just like, but
you can fuck in it and it's just like I
don't care, Like.
Speaker 5: What what else do you have?
Speaker 1: That's the one that brought me back.
Speaker 2: Bully.
Speaker 5: I've never played Bully.
Speaker 2: Bully's really good. Okami. There's HD versions of that.
Speaker 4: I played Ocamy okay, Okay, I was proud of beating.
I beat that way late in my life. But I
have I have completed Okami.
Speaker 2: It's eight Paper, Mario thousand your Door.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've done Paper, but they.
Speaker 3: Got that remake and it's on got that remake and
it's it's really it's still very funny, I think, Mary,
but it is. And you know, I don't like RPGs,
but the charm and the gameplay, like the turn based
stuff is very good. I know, I know, like I
don't like rbgs either, but this is a good one.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Just let's offline the rest of this. You got you
got suggestions.
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lists of games.
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Speaker 2: Replay Outer Wilds. Mary.
Speaker 1: They had that new DLC and they have like the
they have like twelve hours of new content, and that
two years ago that DLC that came out Forgetting It
was called.
Speaker 5: I think I would like to replay Outer Wild's like
what a fantastic here.
Speaker 1: I think I've forgotten enough about the intricacies of the
puzzles that it would still be a bit.
Speaker 2: Like discovering it.
Speaker 1: I think I would have to replay like how to
I remember how you eventually have to like get to
the final area. I don't think that I'll ever forget that.
But there's there's my new Shawn different planets that I have,
you know, left my memory. Yeah, you can go to
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our episode. We'll be back in twenty twenty five at
this point. Time Splitters two, oh yeah, that's on. I
believe that's Xbox Arcade.
Speaker 5: I played Time Crisis too. I loved it.
Speaker 2: Also good game.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well I'm gonna cut this off because
I'm getting annoyed.
Speaker 5: Pick Man, which one I've played the latest.
Speaker 2: All right, I went for We'll be back on episode
ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, everybody, We'll see you then, Sean
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